July 20, 2025 • 54 mins
Anniversary Antics and Honest Conversations - If You Want Me To Be Honest
Join Cindy and April in this hilarious and candid episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest.' This week, the dynamic duo discusses their wedding anniversaries, shares crazy family stories, and debates the pros and cons of married life. From concocting special drinks made by Scotty to taking unexpected calls from friends, you'll be entertained by their honest and unfiltered banter. Don't miss out on their funny anecdotes, future plans, and a whole lot of unexpected laughter. Perfect for anyone needing a dose of raw and relatable humor!
00:00 Introduction and Today's Agenda
00:14 Discussing Scotty's Special Drink
01:11 Call-In from Kim
05:53 Weekend Recap: Shopping and Dining
16:21 Beach Day and Paddle Boarding
20:37 Anniversary Plans and Reflections
26:56 Dog Ownership Woes
27:50 Living Alone Fantasies
28:24 Husband Annoyances
29:33 Relationship Dynamics
31:03 Household Habits
32:46 Safety Concerns
37:28 Mother's Quirks
42:33 Anniversary Plans
51:50 Podcast Wrap-Up
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(00:00):
Welcome back to, if you want Meto be honest.
(00:01):
I am Cindy again, and this isApril Yay partner in crime.
Yay.
Um, so we're just gonna betalking shit today.
Shit.
Talking shit.
Talk.
I mean, don't we do that everyday?
Yes, exactly.
But let's talk about this drinkfirst.
Let's talk about this littlespecialty that Scotty M made us.
Yeah, Scotty's made up.
(00:22):
This is how it's supposed tolook.
This is what you do.
It's supposed to look thisbeautiful Uhuh You bubble see
it.
Okay.
Okay.
See, she always gotta be a smartass.
If you bubble it, then it's, youdon't spill it.
Stirring it.
You go, I'm, I'm gonna show youthe picture of the original.
I got first you sent, he followsthat.
What is that?
Alcohol instructions?
(00:42):
What?
What is that noise you'remaking?
Yeah, it's guy, right?
Why?
Why do you make that noise?
Because it's something,something, something ain't,
right now, something's right,but maybe too right?
It's a little too right.
For yo ass yeah.
Okay.
So I don't know if y'all can seethis.
I probably should cover my nameon Facebook'cause I know y'all
(01:05):
are dying to follow me, but Idon't want you to.
Let's take a call in from Kim.
Perfect timing.
Hi Kim.
You're on the podcast.
On the podcast.
April and Cindy.
What?
You're on the podcast.
(01:25):
We're recording if you want meto be honest.
You called it a perfect time.
Oh, do you have any questionsfor me?
Oh, we got loads.
Wow.
Let's see.
Actually, we are introducing anew drink that Cindy sent me and
we made Scott make for us.
(01:45):
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
And it's called an AmarettoIsland punch.
It's good too.
You gotta blow.
That does sound nice.
So I gotta show it now.
Hold on.
I always gotta blow it for somereason.
Hold on, Kim.
Stay there.
I gotta.
Show the picture.
See, that's what it looked like.
Now show yours, Cindy.
(02:06):
Looks like shit.
See, she turned it into mud.
This is hers.
Mine.
Yeah, but you gotta, thank you.
Mix it up.
Are you gonna get all the stuffat the bottom?
Mix up margaritas.
Anyway, how are you Kim?
I'm well with you.
I'm well.
I'm good.
Did you have a good day so farat work?
Um, not really.
(02:26):
Let's see's for another show.
Yeah.
Okay.
Coworkers that get on yournerves.
Oh shit, we got a lot of those.
Mm-hmm.
We gonna have you on the podcastspecifically for that.
Yes.
Okay, well I was just calling into see if we're working out.
(02:49):
Um, this body says we got toafter this drink, my mind says,
I don't want to, I'm just sayingmy body.
Yes.
Ladies tell me.
Oh lord, Help me.
Yep.
Yep.
That's what we're doing.
So yes, we are working out todaybecause that medicine I'm on
(03:12):
ain't really fully working.
I got my own medicine.
It's right here.
Right.
Cindy does a drinking hers away.
Yeah.
I need to work off this anger Ihave.
Oh.
Oh shit.
We going to get somebody's ass.
Yeah.
Good workout.
Makes you feel better.
That's right.
(03:33):
That's right.
That's why I feel like shit allthe time is all bound up.
Yeah, her shit's bound up.
Maybe you need that Oli Popdrink I drink.
It really should be called OliPoop.
Oli Poop.
You know what an Oli pop is,Kim?
Yes, I do.
Right.
You drink it?
Yeah.
Never.
It makes, it's for good, for guthealth.
(03:53):
Dude.
Yeah, my gut's fine.
And not for sitting in the poollike they do the advertisements
where it Oh, it looks so nice.
I bet that tastes good.
Yeah.
Until I float in a pool.
Mm-hmm.
Until you gotta go shit.
Yeah.
And you're stuck on the raft.
Oh, I not, that's right.
That's right.
It'd be like a poo poo cruise.
(04:14):
I'm gonna put diapers on youtoo, in the pool.
Y'all keep drinking this shit.
I don't drink it.
I try.
Good job, Kim.
She don't do it.
I did, I I'm drinking it rightnow'cause I got some gut issues.
Okay.
Why?
Y'all gotta be rude.
You need probiotics for gutissues.
That's what this is.
That's what that is.
Oh, you gotta, I it's a littlegummy for me.
I don't know what you, no, thisis so that like if you're a soda
person,'cause I haven't dranksoda in three years, you know.
(04:37):
Oh.
So if you like the taste ofsoda, it's a special little
treat for you.
Oh, I don't drink soda thatmuch.
Yeah, they have good flavors.
Yeah, they got cream stickle,orange cream pop, which is my
favorite.
Yeah.
No, no, thank you.
Sorry.
Well, alright, I just wanna letyou know, you're gonna have to
meet me there.
(04:57):
Okay.
I'm gonna keep, I'll talk to youlater.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, thank you.
Joining the podcast, we'll haveyou call in again.
Yes.
Call me for questions.
All right.
Call you on the question day.
Love ya.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Alright.
She was like, damn, I got stuckon that.
(05:18):
I was a guest appearance.
There you go.
By phone.
Yeah.
You know, little call in hopeyou don't get paid.
Well, I don't.
We're not really in thatposition.
That's what I'm saying.
She getting a dime.
Well, I mean, it's a, what'sthat?
A tele teleconference?
Yeah.
What's that called?
Telehealth When you, yeah,telehealth.
No, that's expensive.
(05:38):
Well, that was a telehealthbecause she told you to go to
the gym.
Yes.
Oh, but this bitch gonna be mydoctor.
Pretty much that's somebullshit.
Pretty much she already dictatesmy damn life.
Anywho, that was fun.
So my weekend, what did you dothis weekend, buddy?
Um, not much.
I can give you a very smallglimpse of it.
(06:00):
Okay.
So of course Saturday, Friday, Itold Brina I could take her
shopping.
Mm-hmm.
Get her like three or fouroutfits, maybe some shoes or
whatever because she's gonna bea teacher for the first time.
Most dread.
Anything to do.
We can go to lunch and blah,blah, blah.
She's like, uh, uh, uh, mo andgroan, getting free clothes
though, but don't want to go.
So then Saturday she wakes up,gets up, moves around about
(06:22):
1130, says, yeah, did you wantto go?
I said, yeah.
We go down to the outlets or themall.
Uh, I feel like the, that's far.
I said, but then we can go tolunch.
Uh, that's an all day adventure.
This is what she says to me,dude.
And I said, but what else wegonna do?
What else she gonna do?
She's like, I feel like we canjust go to tj, Matt.
What the hell?
(06:42):
And I said, well, maybe TJ Maxxand Kohl's.
And then we go to lunch.
Yeah, we'll see.
We go to TJ Maxx.
She finds like three pair ofpants, right?
Then she says, I can actuallyorder the shirts on online.
Of course she found a pair ofshoes.
Then I said, okay, um, you wannago to Kohl's?
Nah, let's just run in Ross realquick.
(07:03):
We were there five minutes done.
And I said, well, I want him runto Publix.
We can get us a pub sub andstuff.
Nah.
You got screwed.
She sucks.
So I think what we need to dofor her for now on nothing.
Well that's one thing for sure.
Definitely that I think that youand I, you know, just another
(07:25):
business for us to sort, notthat we have too much to do
already, but we could set upwhere we do secret shopper kind
of thing.
You know what that is.
Uh, so we go shop for her.
We are like, oh, okay.
She would not like what I do.
Well, no.
She would send us, she could doher laziness online.
(07:45):
This is ridiculous.
This is why I think that's gonnabe one of our shows is Gen X.
We were gone like an hour and ahalf, went back home and sat it
all day and that has destroyedthis.
Sat there all day.
Destroyed humanity.
Yeah.
Except for, for our podcast.
Yeah.
This is a great thing to have iton.
But Friday night we did go toStone Wood for dinner.
Oh, I love that place.
Oh well.
Well, she tried to save you somemoney.
(08:07):
I don't, I wanna shop up andeat, dude.
So we went to Stone Wood Fridaynight though.
Had dinner.
That's good.
Drinks.
Then come home.
And then yesterday I just sataround most of the day bored
until, why didn't you come swimwith us at Kim's?
Kim never text me.
She wouldn't need to invite you.
It's an open invitation.
Kim didn't text me.
It's all them other hoodlums youbring.
(08:29):
Got the one.
Yeah.
So we try a little drink.
Drink.
I said Yep.
Try it.
Should I stir it?
Like do you stir it?
Show you all don't.
And only that I got it.
I got it.
Freaking, gotta have a napkin orgot my sister controlling my
life.
I think you control it more justthe day to day.
Just saying.
(08:49):
Yeah, just not the weekend.
Okay.
So you saw how my drink was,right?
Dream.
It's heavy.
It's okay.
You ain't got nowhere to go.
This is how Cindy stir.
Well, when it's high, don'tbubble too hard, you gonna have
a problem.
Yeah.
And it mixes it up.
They see you went too hard.
Okay, so first of all, the noisealone of it makes me giggle.
(09:12):
But look, it makes it up.
And if you know me, the wordfart or poop or shit, like those
are comical to me and fartscrack me up.
Oh, that's why your son fartsall the damn time.
Yes.
He thinks he's funny.
He's not that funny.
He's a fart.
Right?
Really?
You, you of all people.
We done talked about a fart thatstopped Brina in her track.
(09:35):
Well, yes.
That was funny.
More you fart on me while I'mworking.
Okay.
Remember, did I You squatted?
Yes.
You squatted down and shit righton me.
And Lucky kept laughing andcouldn't.
Thank God they don't have likesmell of vision.
You know?
Smell.
Yeah.
In the future.
Yeah.
(09:55):
Yeah.
Because that'd be something elseshe farted on me.
But anyway, so that's all I didall weekend.
Okay.
Just so you know.
And she thinks I'm bougie.
I fart and I'm bougie.
Yeah.
She's a farting, bougie girl.
God, I wish I farted likeglitter or something.
What the hell?
And like.
Like flower smell.
I wish you didn't.
(10:16):
I sure wish you did some fuckedup shit.
Just saying that was so rude.
Anyway, I was going to try thislittle drink.
Drink.
Okay.
I a little baby sip.
Look at how much I already drankyou baby.
Back bitch said he probably madeyours weak.
Her.
He didn't know who was drinking.
(10:37):
Who?
Well then he tried to, he triedto sabotage one of us.
Yes.
So we gotta figure out who itis.
That doesn't really need to bestirred though.
He already said, you know why?
Yeah.
That's the amaretto that sitsdown there.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm okay.
I can drink amaretto over therocks.
Yeah.
Well.
Well, that's on the rocks.
On the rocks.
(10:57):
Over the rocks.
What do you It's gonna hang outover the rocks like I did when
we went to Puerto Rico.
Remember?
Yes.
You were with the rocks.
The rocks.
I was one with the rocks.
Yeah, for sure.
That would've been a year, dude.
I know.
I think tomorrow, yeah, is whenwe flew.
I just told Mark that.
I was like, last year, this timewe were in Puerto Rico and now
where are we going this year?
Nowhere.
(11:18):
Well, I'm going somewherebecause you suck.
I'm going Georgia.
Georgia.
We going to do a chop aversarychopper.
It's gonna be funny.
That's what Scott calls it.
Chop chop.
Yeah.
You, you chop on.
So what'd you do over theweekend?
Um, I did a couple littlethings.
Mm-hmm.
I had actually a nice weekend.
(11:39):
Mm-hmm.
So Friday.
What did we do?
You and I hung out work.
Did we work together on Friday?
We worked, yes.
It was date night, Friday forme.
When did me and Scott go?
No.
Yeah.
Movie night.
That was Wednesday night.
Nah.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
You went Wednesday night?
I dressed up.
(12:00):
I look cute.
Girl dressed up.
She's a cute girl.
Outfit dressed up.
Yeah, I do like that.
It was like a romper.
I actually had my hair done andmy hair dirty.
Hair dude had my makeup full.
Makeup full face.
Not this bullshit like you weregonna pick up a man.
I was trying to keep him man.
That's what I'm trying to do.
And girl, we were going seeSuperman.
You thought you were gonna meetSuperman?
Hey, we went to the premier.
(12:21):
She thought she was gonna meetSuperman.
There was a little actor, alittle boy dressed up like not a
little boy.
God, that sounded sick.
There was a little man dressedup, um, like Superman there.
He didn't look like Superman.
He didn't, I don't evenunderstand.
Okay.
He didn't.
I mean, it was a sweet gesture,but Scott said, you wanna get
your picture with Superman?
(12:43):
Oh my God, that's not, he shouldhave.
That would've been funny.
We could have put on a paw.
I know I should have did it, butI didn't because, you know, I
didn't want my man to getjealous.
I would've done it in aheartbeat.
He wouldn't ask me if I wanted apicture with.
(13:03):
Super man.
Mm-hmm.
How to grab his tushie.
I'm kidding.
What's super on here?
I'm kidding.
Okay, so you're not kidding.
You don't know when you went tothe She's a grove bud.
Next, what'd you do?
Okay, so that was Wednesday.
No, it was Thursday night.
Thursday night because Friday,Friday.
Friday you and I were workingtogether.
(13:23):
Oh, we didn't, no, we didn'ttake Josh to lunch on Friday.
Yes, we did.
Was it Friday?
Yes, we did.
Longhorn.
Took Josh to lunch.
Yes.
Nice little boy.
Sweet, sweet.
Not little boy, but man, youngman.
Yes, he is a sweet young man.
Then that's it.
(13:44):
And then me and, no, no, stop.
We went like Monday and took himto lunch Friday.
I went out.
Wait minute to dinner with Mark.
We don't even know what we didFriday.
It's Monday.
Okay, wait a minute.
Today is Monday.
Bitch.
How did we take him?
Monday?
No, we said Friday.
We didn't take'em Friday.
Today is Monday, Thursday.
(14:04):
We took him Wednesday today.
Today's what?
Monday?
Monday, yes.
We took him Thur, uh, Wednesdayto lunch.
He left Thursday.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Anyway, we don't know what wedid.
Shit.
Two takes ago.
No, it was Friday.
No, he left Thursday all week,so it was Wednesday, Friday we
(14:28):
went to Hooligan's with Gabby inWinston.
My God.
So when I got home on Friday, Isaid to Brina, mark, I love
Winston.
Brina said, I hope you knowshe's.
A little jealous.
She's like, I hope you love mykid as much.
Yeah, well, of course I'm no,I'm gonna hate that kid.
I said, unless it's a badasskid, I ain't gonna be wanting to
be around no bad kid.
(14:48):
She's like, well, you and dadcan, can whoop my kid.
I said, don't worry.
I act like crazy.
Can want Gabby's kid too.
Shit, I'm crazy.
I'm going, I'm over kid.
Yeah.
So, but anyway, um, yeah, sothat's what, that's what we did
Friday.
Okay.
So now that I know what I'mdoing, okay, so Thursday I went
to Superman.
Yes.
For a date night.
(15:08):
That was fun.
Friday.
And I can tell you this, firstof all, the man they cast for
Superman.
Mm-hmm.
He good looking guy.
Yeah.
Most Supermans are mans.
Mans.
And I can tell you this, a lotof people are saying, ah, it's
uh, woke.
It wasn't actually, Hmm.
I thought it was a really goodmovie for dc like a comic.
(15:30):
It was made based on the comic,actual, you know, clip.
Well, I'm gonna have to go seeit from a certain comic.
Yeah.
Went and saw a Jurassic ParksPark Rebirth or whatever.
Something, yeah, it's calledRebirth.
It was good.
I liked it.
I want to go see that.
I, I liked it almost better thanany of the others, really.
The first 15 minutes or so, Iwas like, uh, it's, uh, no, I
(15:51):
don't know.
But then it it, it kicked in.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm realizing, I think Hollywoodis running outta shit to record,
so they just like, they're justnot creative enough anymore.
Like the 55 Fast and Furious.
Oh my God.
Mark loves all of them though.
I know and that's fine.
They're franchises.
It's like people watching us.
It was, you know, well they'reall pretty good.
We're, but you know when it wasthe best the rock was in there.
(16:12):
Oh yeah.
Then I watch it.
Yeah.
So anyway, but yeah.
What'd you do?
Saturday?
Saturday.
Saturday we went to the beach,which was real nice.
I got to watch, which, I got avideo of this shit Gar.
Oh God.
Um, we went to the beach and.
It was Kim, me and Paul andScott.
(16:34):
Okay.
And then my mom and Stan showedup, which was nice on the beach.
Uhhuh.
Okay.
And you know, Scott brought hispaddle board.
I think I told all of y'all I'dseen that paddle board Board on
the beach.
Why would he bring that?
Who's getting on that?
He did it.
He did it again.
He tried it again without hisglasses.
Did it again?
No, he put, he kept'em on.
(16:55):
He had the glasses on, but hegot floaters, you know the Oh,
okay.
So that if they come off.
So they came off, but theystayed around his neck.
Okay.
But how'd he do?
Um, I got a video of it.
Oh shit.
Him and Paul, Paul tried it too.
Paul tried it too.
(17:16):
They could do the knee one.
Let's just say when they wenttry and stand.
Well, the beach is hard.
It's too wavy.
Not really.
It was pretty flat.
Once you got past the break, didyou and Kim Kim try it?
Hell, who?
I wanna try it.
Yeah.
Once I get.
Cardio up and I can get Yeah,but stand up.
Just try.
It's fun because I can barelystand on the beach itself.
(17:36):
You can stand up.
I wanna try it next time we go,but I want it flat.
Like the water's gotta be prettyflat.
Yeah.
Like the lake.
Yeah.
Because otherwise nobody'sstanding.
Yeah.
And I'm not taking it in ourintercostal.
That's gators.
No.
Hell no.
I ain't doing it out there.
That's what I'm saying.
Shit.
We got deers and gators in oursnow.
I know.
Deers in the water.
All deer Gators show up.
(17:59):
Sharks, depending on how drunkScott is, sometimes a beached
whale.
Wow.
That's what we told him yearsago.
Poor.
You remember that when he got sodrunk at the beach?
He laid there.
Well, he was trying to be silly,but Oh yeah.
The wave.
I think he fell or something andit was trying to play it off.
Oh.
And the wave would roll him.
So he was just like rolling backand forth kind of thing.
(18:22):
And I was like, what the hell?
Get up.
Get up.
You're embarrassing me.
Yeah.
So you went to the beachSaturday.
What else?
So we did the beach, then wewent to Kim's.
It was good time as usual.
What'd you do Sunday?
And so well, oh, I know what Iforgot to tell you.
So Friday night.
Mm-hmm.
We ended up at um, Johnny D's.
Oh my God.
(18:42):
And give a shout out to them.
Well, I mean, it was a goodtime.
We went in there, had a coupledrinks.
Paul had more than a coupledrinks.
Oh shit.
Scott had some extra drinks.
Yeah.
Scott's a double shot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We played that a bowling gamethere.
Oh, okay.
And so we did the bowling.
Kim and I first, it suckedtrying to figure it out.
(19:03):
Girl.
We clicked in, locked in, lockedin.
They beat the shit outta themtoo.
He well so bad that Paul said hewas going back and putting 20
bucks in that machine and goingaround.
He's gonna, he's gotta keeptrying.
You know what Brenda told meabout Johnny D's What?
Because she goes, there's she,that's what she wants to do for
her 22nd birthday.
Go to Johnny D's.
I said, you wanna go to JohnnyD's?
(19:24):
She's said, yeah, but if there'sa lot of us in there, it's gonna
be so much fun.
Yeah.
They had a DJ there when we werethere.
Yeah.
I like, it was pretty good.
Tour Tooas back in day and they,Friday night did the dancing.
Yeah, that was fun.
Oh yeah.
It used to be great when we'd gowith all the girls from, from
work.
Yeah.
That was fun.
When we had a, when we had acool squad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(19:44):
We had a lot of people thatworked and all of'em That's
true.
Were amazing then.
Yeah.
It was fun.
But anyway, so that's what youdid?
Yeah.
So, so then Sunday we just, Ihad my knees and uh, we got
Winston.
Then we went to Kim's pool andhung out.
Swam and Yeah, did our thing.
It poured down rain.
Oh my God.
(20:05):
It rained last night.
Bad.
Yeah.
Geez.
I know.
It kept waking me up.
It did.
Uhhuh, thank you.
Y'all are welcome that there'sno thunder and lightning in this
show.
Okay.
Thunder and lightning.
Thunder.
Thunder.
You've already told her to keepher.
JJ what am drunk date job?
Date job?
Jesus.
Keep drinking.
Look at her.
(20:25):
Keep her day job.
She's a wuss hope y'all came forthe honesty because I'm staying
for the petty So, um, this weekis our anniversary.
Well that's, that's why.
Funny you had mentioned thatit's been a year ago that we
(20:45):
went to Puerto Rico.
Yeah, yeah.
And we went to Puerto Rico forour 30th anniversary.
Now, people might not know that.
I know that when our firstepisode, we talked about how you
and I met and all that and wekind of brushed up on, oops,
sorry.
Difficult getting that fat bellyout from under there.
Um, we kind of touched on thefact that, you know, we got
(21:07):
married the day before eachother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah.
So for 31 years, this week, oneyears, yes.
We've been celebrating prettymuch together.
I mean, a couple times you'vegone away to, you know, your
little fancy weekend.
Yeah.
Real fancy Orlando.
(21:28):
Mm-hmm.
Now we're doing nothing.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do nothing this year.
I mean, I do have reservationsfor dinner.
Oh yeah, of course.
Dinner.
I asked Scott and I said, um, soyou can at least get me
something.
Oh my God.
Yeah, mark.
None.
He's, as we're talking about ouranniversary mm-hmm.
(21:49):
And that we're not going away,but we're swapping it.
We are gonna go to Hawaiieventually in like November.
Um, without me just throwingthat out there, what.
Unless people would like to goahead and donate now to the
fund, Cindy can go.
Cindy can go and I can leaveMark.
Yeah, we, I mean, it's heranniversary.
(22:09):
It ain't his true, but I said aswe're talking about it, he gets
a text and I'm like, Hm dang.
Who's that?
Who's that?
You?
Mm-hmm.
It was Kay's jeweler.
That's a sign.
Yeah.
A sign from God.
Yeah.
Kay's jeweler saying, come on inyour anniversary.
(22:30):
So instantly I said, and whatyou getting me from my
anniversary?
Matter of fact, he asked me whatI wanted, but Mark hasn't asked
me nothing.
Really?
No.
But Brina brought me thesepretty flowers yesterday and
said, happy anniversary, mom.
Aw.
Did you say my anniversary isnot today?
She knows, but she just said Iwas going to the store today, so
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I wanted to get you flowersreal, pretty well.
And they ain't gonna stay alive,so No.
Eventually they're gonna die.
Well, I would've kept them inthe car.
In the car.
No.
About have taken things outta myvehicle, but okay.
Yeah.
So, um, uh, so pretty much sumsup.
You had a fantastic weekend.
I had a great weekend.
Great.
(23:12):
Uh, made me bored all weekendand so did Mark.
'cause Mark said we spent a lotof money on dinner Friday night,
so we ain't going Saturday.
I'm tired of Mark.
Let's have this conversation.
Matter of fact about these man,let's talk about his ass.
We're going to be doing a littlepodcast eventually.
Men Suck podcast.
(23:32):
Yes.
And we going to put them men onhere and talk about how bad they
suck.
Okay, now I'm just gonnaforewarn you.
I don't know if anybody's beenwatching our YouTube lately or
listening to us'cause you knowup them ratings people.
Yes.
Um.
But we don't have that manycuts.
Okay.
You notice there's not manyedits because we have a flow.
(23:56):
We don't even, we are perfect.
Exactly.
I'm gonna forewarn you that one.
I'm not sure how much of a showthat could make.
Yeah, that might be a minuteshow out of an hour.
Yeah.
Because of them.
Yeah.
I, I think more Scott than Mark.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
But yeah, it'll be, I thinkit'll be fun now.
I'm scared.
(24:16):
I don't know why.
I feel like Mark's just gonnasit here and listen to Paul and
Scott bash us.
I mean, if Mark don't have adrink Yeah.
I'm gonna have to drink thatday.
Yeah.
I'm scared for you.
Right?
I mean, I'm gonna have a drinkthat day too.
'cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna comeback at'em.
(24:37):
Oh, yeah.
So I hope they, I hope they'reready.
Yeah.
I said I'm gonna name it if youwant me to be honest.
Don't get married.
Hey, I've warned people aboutkids and marriage.
They don't listen.
That's on them.
I know, I know.
Then they want to complainafter.
Don't, don't complain.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Don't complain to me.
I've warned all of you.
Shit.
Or get off the pot like youwanna get married.
(25:00):
Listen to your elders.
Oh dude.
Haven't we learned?
They don't.
They don't listen.
They don't learn.
Just turn out, don't listen.
You don't learn.
I've told all my kids, um.
Most of your kids haven't hadkids?
They're No, no, not my kids.
They're girlfriends.
Oh, what did you, well, not allmine.
(25:21):
'cause I only got two that gotgirlfriends.
Um, Zach and Brandon.
Mm-hmm.
They're girlfriends.
I've told if you lock in for toolong, you're stuck at that
point.
Well, they, you wasted it.
They're, they're, they're stuck.
Yeah.
If you don't like how they are,move on.
Yeah.
They should have moved on awhile ago.
Otherwise.
Suck it up, buttercup.
Yeah.
They're stuck like I was.
(25:43):
Yeah, you're stuck too.
35 years, you got the best ofme.
Yeah.
It's over with.
Yeah.
And you're done.
Dang.
Because I can't believe, I don'tthink anybody else could put up
with my ass.
First of all, I'm a wholedifferent person than I used to
be.
I'm a lot meaner.
I'm a lot meaner because I'mlike in my, I don't give a fuck
(26:04):
a, um, era.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, I can, I can tell adifference.
Yeah, for sure.
You can tell a difference in mea little bit.
Yeah.
I mean towards like I want to dowhat I want to do right.
Kind of thing.
Yeah.
Because I think as we get older,I think I'm too though.
Yeah.
I think women, as we get older,you get tired, man.
Yeah.
We're not, well, at least Gen Xlike I age group, you know what
(26:29):
I'm saying?
Yeah.
Once you hit your like lateforties into your fifties.
Yeah, I agree.
I don't have the patience andtolerance for the bullshit.
It's now you gotta go home.
Oh, I gotta clean.
Oh, I'm just tired of doing itall.
Yeah.
That's why when, when I buyfurniture or something mm-hmm.
I think ahead.
Right.
Is this got little crevices likeRight.
What you've gotta think of, keepupkeep, keep it as easy as
(26:52):
possible.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
I wish I did that.
Yeah.
I wish I thought about thatafter having my dogs.
I've already, yeah.
I told Scott I'm, I'm gonna geta dog like Mika.
Oh, did you hear that?
Cling.
Cl cl cl cl cling.
You're gonna get a dog like Mikathat don't, shed don't, shed
(27:13):
don't stink.
No.
Well, that I, I just, I don'twant another dog.
It's a lot of, a lot of work.
Well, and then when you gosomewhere, you gotta find
somebody to watch'em and, right.
Not only that, if when they die,it's devastating.
I can't do it no more.
I'm done with that.
Why did you gotta go there?
I'm just saying Ha ha ha.
Moment.
I'm just saying it's the partthat sucks.
(27:33):
This is the alcohol, so I'drather not, well, I'd just
rather not.
I'd rather not too.
Yeah, the stress is too much, soI agree.
I think I'm good.
Just all around don't have kids.
Don't have no animals.
A husband, no kids.
Pretty much just be lonely.
Mark was just saying the otherday, yesterday or the day
before.
Oh, yesterday we were talking toBrina and, and the room.
(27:56):
He says, um, yeah, I used tohave an apartment in in the, on
beach side.
Um, it was a one studio, andthen I went into a, a one
bedroom, blah, blah, blah,living alone or whatever.
I said, I, I dream that I couldlive alone one time.
I know, just dream.
And Mark just kind of looked atme and Brina, it's like you
would want a little Oh, yeah.
(28:18):
Yes.
Just for a little while becausewhen I walk in the house and
it's clean.
Walk out.
When you watch your husbandeating and shit's falling on the
ground, you just want to takehis jugular and rip it out.
And he does it all day everyday.
Right?
Peanuts in everywhere throughthe house.
Aw.
Said, but he is a sweet man.
I don't give a fuck.
And she says, I'm the bitch.
(28:39):
Yeah.
I just can't take it.
And then he'll go outside.
He'll go outside when it's beenraining or whatever, and don't
take off his shoes.
When you come in, you hear, eh,through the whole house and you
see the marks, and I just say,please, God, give, gimme the
patient straight because Ireally am gonna choke him out.
(29:01):
That's really what I think.
Yeah.
But then I smile like nothing'swrong, like nothing's wrong.
And Brina just looks at me.
I said, I'm gonna.
Do you think that when he seesyou do that though?
Well, he knows.
He like this far into our relat.
If he knew how deep inside Iwanted to choke him out, maybe
he wouldn't do it.
No, but I think he, no, I thinkhe does know.
(29:22):
I don't think he does it onpurpose.
Who?
Who?
It might be the, he does it onpurpose because he does it every
day.
Yes.
But what I mean is like.
Scott and I are so far into therelationship and we'll talk
about this'cause it's ouranniversary weekend.
That's right.
That's the name of this episode.
We haven't been happyanniversary.
(29:43):
He was.
Um, but I think when you getthis far into your relationship,
like you can look at me and knowwhat the fuck I'm thinking.
Like you and I are friends.
Yeah.
We've been friends over 30years.
Something happens.
All it takes is a look.
Yeah, we know what we'rethinking.
(30:04):
True.
Okay.
This is true.
So he knows I'm really choke himout.
This is what I'm saying.
You might have to actually chokehim out once I was like, dude,
you're just getting my nerves.
I think that, I think that's menin general.
I love my husband.
Don't get me wrong.
Well, of course.
I'm so happy I've been togetherthis long.
(30:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's a good man.
I mean, again, he, you know, he,he catered to us and he did,
made us our drinks.
He really did.
Was appreciative.
Mm-hmm.
Um, and that was nice.
But, but he cooks, he cooks alot from scratch, but that don't
excuse the attitude.
Oh, wow.
The mouth, mouth, the throwingthe laundry on the floor.
(30:48):
Maybe he's getting older.
He is learning.
You mean he's what?
Trained?
No, he's not learning.
I'm saying he's getting olderand just like, ah, shit.
Tip's.
More trained than his ass.
That's the dog, by the way.
But yeah.
So 31 years.
But does Scott leave drawersopen?
Halfway open.
I thought you were gonna sayleave his drawers on the floor.
I was gonna, yes, he does.
(31:09):
Drawers open.
Yes.
I'll take you in my room rightnow.
I want They're all cricked alittle bit with a piece of
clothing hanging out.
Yes.
He does it all the time.
And he use I don't do that.
I don't do that.
Well, I've videoed it.
Good.
You should.
And I'm just like, shut thedrawer.
And he's not dirty person.
(31:30):
No.
But if he uses alcohol, he'llleave it on the counter.
He won't put it back underneaththe sink.
Or if he uses something, I'mlike, no, he's definitely not a
dirty person.
No, he's, he's a fuckinggermophobe.
Yes.
He's like, it's just stuff I useevery day.
Well, if I leave the 30,'causehe's worse than a woman.
Mm-hmm.
When it comes to vitamins, ahundred of them when it comes to
hair product, like all this Yes.
(31:50):
Certain stuff.
He uses a hundred things a day.
We can't leave it on thecounters everywhere.
No.
But you know, considering hissevere OCD, you would think he'd
pick it up.
You know, everything has aplace.
So you would think he would bethe kind that use uses it back.
He's not that kind of Ooc dthat's Paul.
He's shaking the door 55 timesto make sure he, so I'm gonna
say you and Kim got fucked onthe deal.
(32:11):
Okay.
I Win ding D ding bitch Mike,because Scott's cleans up.
He's nothing like that.
Oh God.
Either of them.
Mark is so much like it.
He just bitches about randomshit.
Usually about my mouth.
That's the truth.
It's usually.
Back in the day, that wasdifferent.
You know, that was, that wasstress induced money issues when
(32:35):
you get older.
And I think in our age you don'treally have those kind of
issues, usually.
Usually.
Um, but yeah, no, now, no heain't, no, he'd leave the door
unlocked girl.
I'm the one going back, puttingthe phone.
Oh, mark would never, yeah.
Somebody comes to the door atthree o'clock in the morning,
would never would.
Who's at the door with the knifeor the gun?
Me.
Not Scott.
Scott's like, who, who Is it oneof your kids?
(33:00):
What the hell?
I'm shooting bitches.
Okay.
I got two Glocks.
So you're just, you're the,you're different in that way
though.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You and Kim couldn't live theway I live.
No, no.
And I could never live in yourall's situ.
It's so crazy to, to me.
Yeah, but if you, but if you notthat it's bad.
I don't mean it that way.
No, no.
I'm saying, but you, you wouldprobably like the certain things
(33:21):
about the man getting up andchecking, saying No, babe.
Like Mark would never allow meto get up.
First of all, I wouldn't.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's get this very clear.
Frozen.
Yeah.
Get this very clear, babe.
Babe.
Somebody shut the door.
If something comes and happens,y'all are, but, well, it doesn't
matter.
It doesn't matter.
Your house is booby trapped andready for it is anyway.
(33:42):
But I'm saving myself doomsdayproperty.
Yes.
I'm saving myself.
I wish I would could do that.
I do not care.
Them kids are on their own.
Oh yeah.
The husband's on their own.
That's their problem.
I'm saving my damn self.
Look witness to it.
I'll pray.
I'll pray April later.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God help'em.
Hopefully April comes and saves'em.
(34:02):
Yeah.
'cause y'all are straight out ofdamn luck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've seen that.
I don't give a shit.
I hear you.
Yeah.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
That's it.
Yeah.
I mean, well that's mine.
Rings my doorbell.
I don't even, I pee.
I pee around the corner like sothey can't see me.
And I hide, and then I call Markand I'm like, somebody's
knocking on the door.
It's Jehovah's Witness.
And he's like, who is it?
(34:23):
I don't know, babe.
And then I wait a little bit andthen I go peek out and they're
gone.
I'm like, oh, thank God.
I was so scared for that fewminutes.
Not me.
I'm like, the fuck you want now?
Bri's the same way.
Now she'll hide.
That's so weird to me.
You don't open up the nail.
I mean, unless you're hidingwith a gun.
No, no, no.
You're just hiding.
We're just hiding.
(34:43):
I know Brina definitely ain'thiding with the gun, but.
Just hide it.
She need to be, yeah.
I mean, there's plenty to goaround.
No, I know.
Well, you can, yeah.
There's plenty to go around, butyeah, no.
So yeah, they're straight out ofluck if something happens.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, mark and Sabrina,just so you know, I got your
(35:04):
back.
The zombie apocalypse come.
Yeah, I'm, I'm running fory'all.
If it happens, stay.
Stay behind them because I'mgonna be in front of him.
I got you, buddy.
Gotcha.
I'm more worried about zombieapocalypse happening and getting
shot.
Zombie.
Zombie.
Coming onto your fuckingproperty, bro.
Well, you have a certain timelimit day.
I know.
Five minutes.
Like you have a time limit oryou come to the mailbox, you're
(35:25):
getting shot.
I think you told my mother that.
Yeah.
So I mean, I think what we needto do is sync up watches when
that happens.
Yeah.
Like I'll call you and be like,well, it's not too close.
Yeah.
God help us.
We move.
I have a backpack full of shit.
All I have to do is grab it andgo.
I've got a great idea what Ibuild on your lot.
Okay.
Next to you.
(35:45):
Okay.
And do a tunnel.
You build a giant mansion onthat lot that you own.
Mark and Scott live in thathouse.
Oh, you and I get the mansion?
Yes.
We put a tunnel underneath.
Hey, I home homestead lastnight.
It was kind of like this realrich guy living on a big
property.
Was ready for stuff.
Oh yeah.
You watched that?
(36:05):
I did.
I liked, liked it.
I'm dying to watch.
I liked it.
I did you download the angel?
Huh?
How'd you watch it?
We paid 4 99 on.
Oh, see, I, I got it for free,but there's gonna be more.
I, I think it's a series studio.
Yeah.
At the end studio.
I was like, what the heck isthis?
You know, that's the, the, um,company that, or the production
(36:28):
company that, um, put out thechosen.
Oh yeah, I did watch the firstepisode of the Chosen two.
Oh, did you?
That too?
Yeah, we did.
We did watch it.
Bri's like laying on the bed.
She keeps telling us, watch it.
Watch it like 30 times a day.
Yeah.
I'm like, okay, Bri, she worriedabout you dying.
I know.
She said that to me the otherday.
She jumps on the bed and she'slike, mom, um, as we drink our
(36:51):
alcohol.
Yeah, you praying every day?
I said, yes.
Praying every day for your ass.
She's like, I just wanna makesure.
And I'm like praying that Idon't care for your, I said, you
need to worry about yourself.
Well.
Worry about going.
We gonna have that conversation.
We don't have her on there, herand Gabby.
Oh, we gotta do that.
I do want, um, I'll tell you,going back to her and Gabby, but
not, not telling who's worse'cause my kid will fell.
(37:14):
No, no, no, no.
We just talk about relationship.
My kid will fell.
My kid would, that is so rude.
Just saying she's such a biggirl.
I need to drink more of this.
You get on my nerve.
Is she getting drunk?
No, but you know, I, I wanna doone also with my mom because.
First of all, she crazy.
But, um, I can't, I gotta tellthis story.
(37:35):
This is so wrong.
I know this is gonna be bad, butyou know, I told you I hung out
with my mom this weekend, right?
Yep.
Yep.
I love her.
She is fucked up.
Okay.
She says some fucked up shit.
It's where I get it from is thetruth.
No, no.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
Just random shit flies out ofher mouth.
Dude.
I think she's, you think I'm inthe, I don't give a fuck era.
(37:57):
She's a hundred percent inthere.
Deep, dude.
Deep, deep.
Like she's buried by so many,give a fucks.
She gave up, she's done.
You know?
Yeah.
So we're in the pool.
I did a couple tiktoks with her,which was cute, and um, Kim's
gonna kill me for this one, soIs, so is my mom, but whatever.
(38:18):
This is what this is about, ifyou want me to be honest.
That's right.
Would you like me to be honestabout this weekend?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we're swimming in the pool,floating around.
My mom's we're just shooting theshit, did the TikTok with her,
and we're telling her howthere's those crazy grandmas on
TikTok.
Okay?
Right.
You know, which would be perfectfor my mom.
(38:38):
Okay.
Because as I said, random shitflies out of her mouth.
And I said, yeah.
They just say, you know, crazything.
And she's like, oh, but likethat time that, um, told me he
was selling pot, and I said,yeah, well I'm selling pussy.
Oh my dude, danger.
She goes, but it was, was forshock factor.
Say it, your mom said this toDanger.
(39:00):
Danger, dude.
Kim said, holy shit, I could notstop laughing because Yeah,
because he wanted to shock her.
She, now, I'm gonna be honestwith you, in the pool, talking
to me and Kim.
Okay.
She just pointed like that.
Oh, she didn't say the actual,because her and Kim can't stand
(39:21):
that word.
Oh.
But my mom at that time was backwhen was in high school and he
was trying to be a funny, well,he was trying to piss her off.
Mm.
Well, you know what I mean?
Kind of like on I'll do what Iwant.
Yeah.
I, you know, these kids think,think they're some shit.
Don't, you ain't sellingnothing.
Lucky you'd be selling a pencil,but anyway.
And your mom got'em back.
(39:42):
That's what he gets.
Shock factor.
She was like, oh really?
But it was so quick with her.
So that being said, y'all willenjoy if I bring my mom on,
'cause I would like to talk toher about, dude, we've been
through, through crazy shit inour lives.
Mm-hmm.
We've had stalkers.
We've had peeping times.
You guys are like, my mom hasbeen through.
(40:02):
That's the weirdest thing.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
We don't talk about remember I'mthe one who, nevermind.
Anyway.
That's the point.
The reason why I'm as crazy as Iam.
Like I said, you know, I'mbusting out doors.
I'm chasing people down.
I'm coming with, oh, I know.
It's why.
See, I would never, oh yeah,yeah.
But if you lived the life Ilived, maybe I would for sure.
(40:25):
I bitch, I wish you would notme.
It's so weird how I used to be adifferent way when I, before I
met Mark, but now I'm totallydifferent because I was.
Hood.
Yeah.
I was born in the trailer.
Trailer, you know what I mean?
I'm used to the streets orwhatever.
Yeah.
But now at the same streets, I,you're a princess.
I'm scared and everybody like,what?
(40:46):
You're like, that's kind atrailer.
Nevermind.
My nieces and nephews like, areyou joking?
I was like, I would never drivedown that street.
Yeah, it's, it is so weirdbecause I, I guess I've been
sheltered after kind of.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah.
I don't know what that would be.
I just know the real, I thinkthey call that Stockholm
Syndrome.
(41:06):
You may mark kidnapped your ass.
Yeah.
Programmed you.
No, because Yes, but he hasprogrammed you Well, I think
what he did was he introducedyou to the real world of the
world is crazy.
Yeah.
And you have to be protectedfrom it.
Whereas when we were kids.
Okay.
And that's, that's the thing.
Gen X kids.
(41:28):
Dude, we were latchkey kids.
We didn't have key.
What?
Yeah.
Our house was left wide open.
No, that's true.
Like you, it's true.
I rode the Tran by myself at age12 and 13.
Didn't even think about it.
I wouldn't, I don't even want mykid to go drive.
We were drinking out of thewater hose.
Oh, well I'll do that today.
You would.
You wouldn't let Brina back inthe day.
Yeah, you're right.
You know what I'm saying?
(41:48):
Yeah.
Like we were d we raisedourselves.
I hate say, don't get me wrong,mom.
I love you, but you was a hardworking.
Yeah.
Single mom.
Yeah.
Don't get me wrong.
Same, but right?
Yeah.
I was raised by my sister.
I was raised by my brother, youknow what I mean?
Kind of thing.
I was not raised by my sisters.
I had to raise them well becausethe older ones, I know I had to
(42:10):
raise their kids.
You didn't do a very good job asI know a lot of your citizens.
It's good.
Try my best and my niece andnephews.
You done fucked up.
That's what they say.
Well, Cindy raised me.
Good.
Good.
I'm like, okay.
I was 13 doing the best I could.
That is true.
In the trailer park.
Right?
(42:32):
Shit.
Anyway, so it's our anniversary.
We so back to our anniversary,back to our husbands that get on
our nerves.
Yes.
They're gonna have a great time.
Yes.
Doing nothing.
Yes.
I'm so pretty much you're gonnastare at Mark.
I think we should go.
Let's, no, we'll probably dosomething.
Let's get in our old weddingdresses.
(42:54):
Um, who can you have yours fitthat motherfucker?
We can't, girl.
I'd be lucky to put my thigh inin it.
I can't fit that thing.
Nah, I said, but I do have, haveit.
I do have it.
Brina.
Put it on one time.
Wonder if she'll wear my weddingdress when she gets married.
Well, don't be rude.
I'm just gonna be honest.
She better, I'm gonna tell hertoday.
See what her answer is.
I don't know why you ask me thisbullshit all the time.
(43:17):
See, this is why this show iscreated.
Why?
Because I asked.
Because you asked the stupidestshit.
I think that's what was supposedto be.
And you're like, if they want meto be honest, yes.
I'm gonna be honest.
You're supposed to wear yourmom's wedding dress.
Come on, dude.
That was 1960s.
Okay.
Oh, we gotta change'cause it's2025.
Yes.
Yes.
These girls ain't doing thatshit.
You know what I told Gabby?
(43:38):
Because they're too boogie.
Who's buying that next weddingdress?
Not me.
Bitch, you, God damn rightfucking naked.
I ain't going do it.
Ain't gonna do it.
Who's buying it?
Not me.
Not me, bitch.
Of course, I probably will.
That's a daily lie.
She'll.
I will not.
Brina.
We don't take that outta yourwork money.
She ain't gonna go fuckingshopping for it.
(43:58):
She's shopping for it.
Exactly.
This bitch she going, sheonline.
She'd be buying the sheen.
She'd be getting it for memachine.
You are right.
She better get in time.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna ask y'all, go aheadand send us a couple wedding
dresses for the sheen.
Sheen.
Oh my bad.
Come on.
She's trying to tell me time's.
Almost up.
Bitch.
Drink up.
No.
Nine times's up.
It's just, you gotta keep up.
Come on.
(44:19):
Don't be a pussy.
She's that pussy.
Don't be up like your mom.
Don't be one of these.
A mignon a ti.
Uh, yes.
She says ti.
I say mignon.
Isn't that crazy that I calledmy kid ti for years?
I called Mob.
It's fine.
You better stop doing that.
(44:43):
Ah, poor mug.
I know.
Anyway, I told Mark mug is socute.
If we go away this weekend justfor a night or two.
Um, to our favorite resort,which the same one.
We love it.
So what, you know what, this isthe problem I have with people.
Okay.
Let me just say it's fuckingthings around forever.
No, just wait forever.
It smells like mildew.
(45:04):
No, you're not that one.
The pirate?
No, that was when Gabby waslittle.
Oh, okay.
That's what I'm saying.
I have upgraded a little bit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
But I do feel like we should,you know what, Brenda me the
other day go, let's go backthere.
Um, when's our girls trip?
Like she has a calendar.
When's our girls trip?
Because I start there and I dothis.
I'm like, she's remember that?
Remember we said we were gonnago every, we're going to Gabby,
(45:25):
we're going to, especially we'renot doing, she start the 10th of
work.
Like what?
I was like, oh, I don't know.
And I just kind of blew it off.
No, but we do gotta dosomething.
Okay.
So I'll tell you why, because.
Now that we're not doingWinnie's party, okay, I wanna
make sure that we get some kindof little thing in between.
Shit, we running outta time,girl.
(45:45):
Yeah, we only got like two,three weeks.
Maybe she got a holiday inSeptember.
You got the hiccups already.
I knew I'm drunk.
She got a holiday in September.
But that's our holiday.
We're gonna go away on ourholiday.
Not only that, are you evengonna be here?
Fuck around and find out.
That's what I, somebody gonnaget.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Speaking of that, I rememberwhen we were in the pool at
(46:07):
Kim's, y'all talked a bunch ofshit about, um, Thanksgiving
weekend, um, Bri's birthday.
I like y'all talking.
That bullshit.
Y'all going to fuck around andfind out.
You know what that's called?
No.
Anyway, it's called Fuck Around,find out.
Yes.
So anyway.
(46:28):
I love to sit by a pool and havedrinks.
Yeah.
That is what I love to do.
Your birthday.
Okay.
No, I'm just saying for ouranniversary.
So we spend the weekend at aresort, and that's what I do.
I, I mean, you have everyweekend at Kim's.
You can do that.
But do I?
But you could.
It is true.
But anyway, anyway, I, that'swhat we do.
(46:49):
Okay.
Lazy River, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah.
Yes, me too.
So anyway, I said to Mark, if welast minute decide to go for the
weekend.
Yeah.
That's such a nice town though.
She is like jingle bells, jinglebells, shock shells jingle
shotgun a beer.
I'm trying to say something.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
I said to him, if we decide togo last minute for the weekend
(47:12):
somewhere.
Yeah.
And if we end up going to ourfavorite, uh, resort, then I'm
going to bring, I want Gabby tobring in Winston for the day.
Yes.
Um.
So that way he can have fun.
We can play with him and stuff.
Right, but you have day or we'llbe spending the night?
No.
Well, it doesn't matter becauseyou're allowed to have a, you're
(47:32):
allowed to have a, um, must notbe the one we're going to.
It is the same one.
I then that's not, I've hadpeople come and visit if you
book that room big enough.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Then you book the room.
You're allowed to have peoplecome visit.
You gotta have, you gotta havemore people booked that You're
more than like if you, if youget a two bedroom suite.
(47:52):
You're allowed house than fourpeople.
Yes.
So anyway, I told him Yes.
Our bike.
Oh, and Winston's underage.
So he, you know, Winston's free.
Well, you don't need one of thempasses.
Yeah, but what about bitch?
The fuck is happening first.
First of all.
First of all, you're gonna begone.
Hour, hours, you're gonna begone.
Oh, you're going for theweekend.
(48:13):
Not bad.
And who's leaving?
Who bitch.
Anyway.
Okay.
That's what I meant.
I just said if we go and end upgoing away, we're bringing
Winston.
Gabby don't wanna go.
It's on her.
Winston's gone.
And Mark said, okay.
I like that.
(48:36):
I like that.
Uh, Mark's stepping up as agrandfather.
Finally.
Yeah.
He's a grandfather to many kidsthat he don't.
You two are grandparents anddon't even spend time with him.
I know.
I see him all the time.
What do you mean it's Mark,right?
Mm-hmm.
He sucks.
As a grandfather, I know that's,um, I'm getting a little tipsy.
(49:00):
Again, isn't that sound?
Cool?
Little tips and tips things.
Anywho.
So, and this week is ouranniversary, so we're gonna be
having fun.
So next week we have a lot totalk about.
I'm sure she'll have more fun'cause she going away To Georgia
Oh girl.
You know I'm gonna have somestories, you know, I'm gonna
have some stories.
Come on.
You might be pissed off atpeople.
You might love people, right?
(49:20):
You might have had a great time.
Most of the time I'm pissed offat people.
Yeah, it's fine.
She's pissed off at me everyday.
I'm gonna need some people towrite in and comment some things
that you want us, some questionsus to be honest about.
Yeah.
Shoot.
I'll answer it.
I ain't scared.
Yeah.
Ask a question.
I got, I asked you a damnquestion now.
(49:43):
Are you enjoying this podcast?
Yes.
I'm enjoying this drink,enjoying that drink.
I'm enjoying the drink.
Um, also.
Have we heard about our musicintro and extra?
Andrew Outro going to need youto step it up.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Andrew Outro.
And Andrew, she going?
(50:06):
She doing?
No.
Stop it.
I'll ask.
I'll text him today.
Okay.
How's it going?
We're gonna have some music.
BA chicken.
Chicken, whatever.
That's not the kind of music.
Oh, I was trying.
That's porn music.
Oh, you don't even know that onenight that Dan's No.
(50:29):
Bone is not.
That's SEX music.
Oh, okay.
I, I'm just telling you that'swhat it is.
I'm too old, so Yeah.
That can't do, we can make ourown.
What do we, what the fuck wegonna match?
Yeah, that's true.
I can see.
(50:49):
Oh my.
She said this a lot.
Go ahead.
Sing us out.
Cindy.
No, I gotta see what, let methink of a, I need, what's the
song?
You know what?
I like that song from pink.
Um, I sent you, I sent it toyou.
Do you look at anything I sentyou?
No, I already told you.
We talked about this in the, webarely got this today.
I mean, therapy episode.
She had a search for No, Ianalyzed everything you send me,
(51:11):
Lisa.
I didn't get homework, so what?
I don't give a fuck.
So, yes.
I, we can't put that on herethough.
I found out why We gotta ask herunless I reach out to Pink and
ask her for permission.
Hey, I'll text her tonight.
We're gonna text you everybody.
You know that drunk texting.
Don't drunk text your ex likegot no exes, so I'm just gonna
(51:33):
drunk text.
Yep.
Actors and shit.
Yeah.
You wanna be on that podcast?
Hey, sit right here.
We got room for you.
Come on in.
Matter of fact, we'll let youhold the sign.
Yeah.
There'll be our background.
We'll give you a shirt.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, that'll be coming soon.
All right guys, so we're gonnago, because I'm out of drink and
I, she's good and I need more.
(51:57):
We're gonna fill up, fill up,and.
Um, we'll let y'all know aboutour anniversary week and
weekend.
Yeah, I think it'll be a good,it's a seven day occasion.
I mean, in your world, everyfucking event and holiday is
seven days.
Yeah.
Your birthday, your anniversary.
Yeah.
(52:18):
It already started.
I ain't looking.
Not your child's birthday.
No, that's a day.
I'm tired of them by the end ofthe day.
Lucky getting an hour.
Marcus said.
What about my weekend week?
What?
I'm tired of you for the first,it's a month for us.
Yeah, you get about two hoursanniversary.
I am a little disappointed thatI'm not going away, but I'm
looking forward to Hawaii.
(52:39):
Well, good for you.
If we go, good for you.
I mean, if it doesn't getbooked, booked soon.
Booked.
If you don't get booked, I'malready getting ready for my
Georgia.
Hey, and you can't do it theafter the 20th.
Here we go.
So Kim and Paul better book thatshit the first through the 15th.
Sorry about showing up.
Look at my drink.
Hold on.
Let's see yours.
(52:59):
April, who's the real alcoholic?
I've been trying to tell you allthat.
Nobody listens.
I think I choked on something.
Oh shit.
She must have got that missingstraw.
A little piece from that cherry.
I told her earlier she lost hercherry.
Ew.
Yeah.
And nice.
No, I have not.
(53:20):
How she got kids, but anyway,they're not mine.
I found them.
Thanks for.
That's true.
They're adopted.
If Nathan knows, I found Ihorrible.
I know we already talked aboutthat too.
He knows that's coming.
That's coming.
All right guys.
Alright guys.
Have fun.
Have a great week.
Thanks for tuning in too.
Make sure you tune back in toask any questions too.
(53:41):
I got your back Jack.
Follow, subscribe, like, share,tell your mama about the drama.
Tell your mama, tell tellbrother your sister that we
missed her.
Tell your ratt ass kids we don'tgive a fuck.
Yeah.
About Make sure you like,follow, share, subscribe, do all
(54:03):
that shit for us guys.
Come on.
Help us out.
Help us sister out.
Help us, sister.
Right?
You can find us on Spotify,YouTube, iHeartRadio, apple
Podcast.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Majority of the podcast outlets.
You can listen to us and if youwanna watch us, I don't know why
you would except for the factthat we're viewed it though.
(54:23):
Well, yeah.
Who wouldn't wanna want watch mejust saying.
That's what I'm saying.
YouTube.
Have a great weekend.
Bye guys.
Welcome back to, if you want Meto be honest.
(00:01):
I am Cindy again, and this isApril Yay partner in crime.
Yay.
Um, so we're just gonna betalking shit today.
Shit.
Talking shit.
Talk.
I mean, don't we do that everyday?
Yes, exactly.
But let's talk about this drinkfirst.
Let's talk about this littlespecialty that Scotty M made us.
Yeah, Scotty's made up.
(00:22):
This is how it's supposed tolook.
This is what you do.
It's supposed to look thisbeautiful Uhuh You bubble see
it.
Okay.
Okay.
See, she always gotta be a smartass.
If you bubble it, then it's, youdon't spill it.
Stirring it.
You go, I'm, I'm gonna show youthe picture of the original.
I got first you sent, he followsthat.
What is that?
Alcohol instructions?
(00:42):
What?
What is that noise you'remaking?
Yeah, it's guy, right?
Why?
Why do you make that noise?
Because it's something,something, something ain't,
right now, something's right,but maybe too right?
It's a little too right.
For yo ass yeah.
Okay.
So I don't know if y'all can seethis.
I probably should cover my nameon Facebook'cause I know y'all
(01:05):
are dying to follow me, but Idon't want you to.
Let's take a call in from Kim.
Perfect timing.
Hi Kim.
You're on the podcast.
On the podcast.
April and Cindy.
What?
You're on the podcast.
(01:25):
We're recording if you want meto be honest.
You called it a perfect time.
Oh, do you have any questionsfor me?
Oh, we got loads.
Wow.
Let's see.
Actually, we are introducing anew drink that Cindy sent me and
we made Scott make for us.
(01:45):
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
And it's called an AmarettoIsland punch.
It's good too.
You gotta blow.
That does sound nice.
So I gotta show it now.
Hold on.
I always gotta blow it for somereason.
Hold on, Kim.
Stay there.
I gotta.
Show the picture.
See, that's what it looked like.
Now show yours, Cindy.
(02:06):
Looks like shit.
See, she turned it into mud.
This is hers.
Mine.
Yeah, but you gotta, thank you.
Mix it up.
Are you gonna get all the stuffat the bottom?
Mix up margaritas.
Anyway, how are you Kim?
I'm well with you.
I'm well.
I'm good.
Did you have a good day so farat work?
Um, not really.
(02:26):
Let's see's for another show.
Yeah.
Okay.
Coworkers that get on yournerves.
Oh shit, we got a lot of those.
Mm-hmm.
We gonna have you on the podcastspecifically for that.
Yes.
Okay, well I was just calling into see if we're working out.
(02:49):
Um, this body says we got toafter this drink, my mind says,
I don't want to, I'm just sayingmy body.
Yes.
Ladies tell me.
Oh lord, Help me.
Yep.
Yep.
That's what we're doing.
So yes, we are working out todaybecause that medicine I'm on
(03:12):
ain't really fully working.
I got my own medicine.
It's right here.
Right.
Cindy does a drinking hers away.
Yeah.
I need to work off this anger Ihave.
Oh.
Oh shit.
We going to get somebody's ass.
Yeah.
Good workout.
Makes you feel better.
That's right.
(03:33):
That's right.
That's why I feel like shit allthe time is all bound up.
Yeah, her shit's bound up.
Maybe you need that Oli Popdrink I drink.
It really should be called OliPoop.
Oli Poop.
You know what an Oli pop is,Kim?
Yes, I do.
Right.
You drink it?
Yeah.
Never.
It makes, it's for good, for guthealth.
(03:53):
Dude.
Yeah, my gut's fine.
And not for sitting in the poollike they do the advertisements
where it Oh, it looks so nice.
I bet that tastes good.
Yeah.
Until I float in a pool.
Mm-hmm.
Until you gotta go shit.
Yeah.
And you're stuck on the raft.
Oh, I not, that's right.
That's right.
It'd be like a poo poo cruise.
(04:14):
I'm gonna put diapers on youtoo, in the pool.
Y'all keep drinking this shit.
I don't drink it.
I try.
Good job, Kim.
She don't do it.
I did, I I'm drinking it rightnow'cause I got some gut issues.
Okay.
Why?
Y'all gotta be rude.
You need probiotics for gutissues.
That's what this is.
That's what that is.
Oh, you gotta, I it's a littlegummy for me.
I don't know what you, no, thisis so that like if you're a soda
person,'cause I haven't dranksoda in three years, you know.
(04:37):
Oh.
So if you like the taste ofsoda, it's a special little
treat for you.
Oh, I don't drink soda thatmuch.
Yeah, they have good flavors.
Yeah, they got cream stickle,orange cream pop, which is my
favorite.
Yeah.
No, no, thank you.
Sorry.
Well, alright, I just wanna letyou know, you're gonna have to
meet me there.
(04:57):
Okay.
I'm gonna keep, I'll talk to youlater.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, thank you.
Joining the podcast, we'll haveyou call in again.
Yes.
Call me for questions.
All right.
Call you on the question day.
Love ya.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Alright.
She was like, damn, I got stuckon that.
(05:18):
I was a guest appearance.
There you go.
By phone.
Yeah.
You know, little call in hopeyou don't get paid.
Well, I don't.
We're not really in thatposition.
That's what I'm saying.
She getting a dime.
Well, I mean, it's a, what'sthat?
A tele teleconference?
Yeah.
What's that called?
Telehealth When you, yeah,telehealth.
No, that's expensive.
(05:38):
Well, that was a telehealthbecause she told you to go to
the gym.
Yes.
Oh, but this bitch gonna be mydoctor.
Pretty much that's somebullshit.
Pretty much she already dictatesmy damn life.
Anywho, that was fun.
So my weekend, what did you dothis weekend, buddy?
Um, not much.
I can give you a very smallglimpse of it.
(06:00):
Okay.
So of course Saturday, Friday, Itold Brina I could take her
shopping.
Mm-hmm.
Get her like three or fouroutfits, maybe some shoes or
whatever because she's gonna bea teacher for the first time.
Most dread.
Anything to do.
We can go to lunch and blah,blah, blah.
She's like, uh, uh, uh, mo andgroan, getting free clothes
though, but don't want to go.
So then Saturday she wakes up,gets up, moves around about
(06:22):
1130, says, yeah, did you wantto go?
I said, yeah.
We go down to the outlets or themall.
Uh, I feel like the, that's far.
I said, but then we can go tolunch.
Uh, that's an all day adventure.
This is what she says to me,dude.
And I said, but what else wegonna do?
What else she gonna do?
She's like, I feel like we canjust go to tj, Matt.
What the hell?
(06:42):
And I said, well, maybe TJ Maxxand Kohl's.
And then we go to lunch.
Yeah, we'll see.
We go to TJ Maxx.
She finds like three pair ofpants, right?
Then she says, I can actuallyorder the shirts on online.
Of course she found a pair ofshoes.
Then I said, okay, um, you wannago to Kohl's?
Nah, let's just run in Ross realquick.
(07:03):
We were there five minutes done.
And I said, well, I want him runto Publix.
We can get us a pub sub andstuff.
Nah.
You got screwed.
She sucks.
So I think what we need to dofor her for now on nothing.
Well that's one thing for sure.
Definitely that I think that youand I, you know, just another
(07:25):
business for us to sort, notthat we have too much to do
already, but we could set upwhere we do secret shopper kind
of thing.
You know what that is.
Uh, so we go shop for her.
We are like, oh, okay.
She would not like what I do.
Well, no.
She would send us, she could doher laziness online.
(07:45):
This is ridiculous.
This is why I think that's gonnabe one of our shows is Gen X.
We were gone like an hour and ahalf, went back home and sat it
all day and that has destroyedthis.
Sat there all day.
Destroyed humanity.
Yeah.
Except for, for our podcast.
Yeah.
This is a great thing to have iton.
But Friday night we did go toStone Wood for dinner.
Oh, I love that place.
Oh well.
Well, she tried to save you somemoney.
(08:07):
I don't, I wanna shop up andeat, dude.
So we went to Stone Wood Fridaynight though.
Had dinner.
That's good.
Drinks.
Then come home.
And then yesterday I just sataround most of the day bored
until, why didn't you come swimwith us at Kim's?
Kim never text me.
She wouldn't need to invite you.
It's an open invitation.
Kim didn't text me.
It's all them other hoodlums youbring.
(08:29):
Got the one.
Yeah.
So we try a little drink.
Drink.
I said Yep.
Try it.
Should I stir it?
Like do you stir it?
Show you all don't.
And only that I got it.
I got it.
Freaking, gotta have a napkin orgot my sister controlling my
life.
I think you control it more justthe day to day.
Just saying.
(08:49):
Yeah, just not the weekend.
Okay.
So you saw how my drink was,right?
Dream.
It's heavy.
It's okay.
You ain't got nowhere to go.
This is how Cindy stir.
Well, when it's high, don'tbubble too hard, you gonna have
a problem.
Yeah.
And it mixes it up.
They see you went too hard.
Okay, so first of all, the noisealone of it makes me giggle.
(09:12):
But look, it makes it up.
And if you know me, the wordfart or poop or shit, like those
are comical to me and fartscrack me up.
Oh, that's why your son fartsall the damn time.
Yes.
He thinks he's funny.
He's not that funny.
He's a fart.
Right?
Really?
You, you of all people.
We done talked about a fart thatstopped Brina in her track.
(09:35):
Well, yes.
That was funny.
More you fart on me while I'mworking.
Okay.
Remember, did I You squatted?
Yes.
You squatted down and shit righton me.
And Lucky kept laughing andcouldn't.
Thank God they don't have likesmell of vision.
You know?
Smell.
Yeah.
In the future.
Yeah.
(09:55):
Yeah.
Because that'd be something elseshe farted on me.
But anyway, so that's all I didall weekend.
Okay.
Just so you know.
And she thinks I'm bougie.
I fart and I'm bougie.
Yeah.
She's a farting, bougie girl.
God, I wish I farted likeglitter or something.
What the hell?
And like.
Like flower smell.
I wish you didn't.
(10:16):
I sure wish you did some fuckedup shit.
Just saying that was so rude.
Anyway, I was going to try thislittle drink.
Drink.
Okay.
I a little baby sip.
Look at how much I already drankyou baby.
Back bitch said he probably madeyours weak.
Her.
He didn't know who was drinking.
(10:37):
Who?
Well then he tried to, he triedto sabotage one of us.
Yes.
So we gotta figure out who itis.
That doesn't really need to bestirred though.
He already said, you know why?
Yeah.
That's the amaretto that sitsdown there.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm okay.
I can drink amaretto over therocks.
Yeah.
Well.
Well, that's on the rocks.
On the rocks.
(10:57):
Over the rocks.
What do you It's gonna hang outover the rocks like I did when
we went to Puerto Rico.
Remember?
Yes.
You were with the rocks.
The rocks.
I was one with the rocks.
Yeah, for sure.
That would've been a year, dude.
I know.
I think tomorrow, yeah, is whenwe flew.
I just told Mark that.
I was like, last year, this timewe were in Puerto Rico and now
where are we going this year?
Nowhere.
(11:18):
Well, I'm going somewherebecause you suck.
I'm going Georgia.
Georgia.
We going to do a chop aversarychopper.
It's gonna be funny.
That's what Scott calls it.
Chop chop.
Yeah.
You, you chop on.
So what'd you do over theweekend?
Um, I did a couple littlethings.
Mm-hmm.
I had actually a nice weekend.
(11:39):
Mm-hmm.
So Friday.
What did we do?
You and I hung out work.
Did we work together on Friday?
We worked, yes.
It was date night, Friday forme.
When did me and Scott go?
No.
Yeah.
Movie night.
That was Wednesday night.
Nah.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
You went Wednesday night?
I dressed up.
(12:00):
I look cute.
Girl dressed up.
She's a cute girl.
Outfit dressed up.
Yeah, I do like that.
It was like a romper.
I actually had my hair done andmy hair dirty.
Hair dude had my makeup full.
Makeup full face.
Not this bullshit like you weregonna pick up a man.
I was trying to keep him man.
That's what I'm trying to do.
And girl, we were going seeSuperman.
You thought you were gonna meetSuperman?
Hey, we went to the premier.
(12:21):
She thought she was gonna meetSuperman.
There was a little actor, alittle boy dressed up like not a
little boy.
God, that sounded sick.
There was a little man dressedup, um, like Superman there.
He didn't look like Superman.
He didn't, I don't evenunderstand.
Okay.
He didn't.
I mean, it was a sweet gesture,but Scott said, you wanna get
your picture with Superman?
(12:43):
Oh my God, that's not, he shouldhave.
That would've been funny.
We could have put on a paw.
I know I should have did it, butI didn't because, you know, I
didn't want my man to getjealous.
I would've done it in aheartbeat.
He wouldn't ask me if I wanted apicture with.
(13:03):
Super man.
Mm-hmm.
How to grab his tushie.
I'm kidding.
What's super on here?
I'm kidding.
Okay, so you're not kidding.
You don't know when you went tothe She's a grove bud.
Next, what'd you do?
Okay, so that was Wednesday.
No, it was Thursday night.
Thursday night because Friday,Friday.
Friday you and I were workingtogether.
(13:23):
Oh, we didn't, no, we didn'ttake Josh to lunch on Friday.
Yes, we did.
Was it Friday?
Yes, we did.
Longhorn.
Took Josh to lunch.
Yes.
Nice little boy.
Sweet, sweet.
Not little boy, but man, youngman.
Yes, he is a sweet young man.
Then that's it.
(13:44):
And then me and, no, no, stop.
We went like Monday and took himto lunch Friday.
I went out.
Wait minute to dinner with Mark.
We don't even know what we didFriday.
It's Monday.
Okay, wait a minute.
Today is Monday.
Bitch.
How did we take him?
Monday?
No, we said Friday.
We didn't take'em Friday.
Today is Monday, Thursday.
(14:04):
We took him Wednesday today.
Today's what?
Monday?
Monday, yes.
We took him Thur, uh, Wednesdayto lunch.
He left Thursday.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Anyway, we don't know what wedid.
Shit.
Two takes ago.
No, it was Friday.
No, he left Thursday all week,so it was Wednesday, Friday we
(14:28):
went to Hooligan's with Gabby inWinston.
My God.
So when I got home on Friday, Isaid to Brina, mark, I love
Winston.
Brina said, I hope you knowshe's.
A little jealous.
She's like, I hope you love mykid as much.
Yeah, well, of course I'm no,I'm gonna hate that kid.
I said, unless it's a badasskid, I ain't gonna be wanting to
be around no bad kid.
(14:48):
She's like, well, you and dadcan, can whoop my kid.
I said, don't worry.
I act like crazy.
Can want Gabby's kid too.
Shit, I'm crazy.
I'm going, I'm over kid.
Yeah.
So, but anyway, um, yeah, sothat's what, that's what we did
Friday.
Okay.
So now that I know what I'mdoing, okay, so Thursday I went
to Superman.
Yes.
For a date night.
(15:08):
That was fun.
Friday.
And I can tell you this, firstof all, the man they cast for
Superman.
Mm-hmm.
He good looking guy.
Yeah.
Most Supermans are mans.
Mans.
And I can tell you this, a lotof people are saying, ah, it's
uh, woke.
It wasn't actually, Hmm.
I thought it was a really goodmovie for dc like a comic.
(15:30):
It was made based on the comic,actual, you know, clip.
Well, I'm gonna have to go seeit from a certain comic.
Yeah.
Went and saw a Jurassic ParksPark Rebirth or whatever.
Something, yeah, it's calledRebirth.
It was good.
I liked it.
I want to go see that.
I, I liked it almost better thanany of the others, really.
The first 15 minutes or so, Iwas like, uh, it's, uh, no, I
(15:51):
don't know.
But then it it, it kicked in.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm realizing, I think Hollywoodis running outta shit to record,
so they just like, they're justnot creative enough anymore.
Like the 55 Fast and Furious.
Oh my God.
Mark loves all of them though.
I know and that's fine.
They're franchises.
It's like people watching us.
It was, you know, well they'reall pretty good.
We're, but you know when it wasthe best the rock was in there.
(16:12):
Oh yeah.
Then I watch it.
Yeah.
So anyway, but yeah.
What'd you do?
Saturday?
Saturday.
Saturday we went to the beach,which was real nice.
I got to watch, which, I got avideo of this shit Gar.
Oh God.
Um, we went to the beach and.
It was Kim, me and Paul andScott.
(16:34):
Okay.
And then my mom and Stan showedup, which was nice on the beach.
Uhhuh.
Okay.
And you know, Scott brought hispaddle board.
I think I told all of y'all I'dseen that paddle board Board on
the beach.
Why would he bring that?
Who's getting on that?
He did it.
He did it again.
He tried it again without hisglasses.
Did it again?
No, he put, he kept'em on.
(16:55):
He had the glasses on, but hegot floaters, you know the Oh,
okay.
So that if they come off.
So they came off, but theystayed around his neck.
Okay.
But how'd he do?
Um, I got a video of it.
Oh shit.
Him and Paul, Paul tried it too.
Paul tried it too.
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They could do the knee one.
Let's just say when they wenttry and stand.
Well, the beach is hard.
It's too wavy.
Not really.
It was pretty flat.
Once you got past the break, didyou and Kim Kim try it?
Hell, who?
I wanna try it.
Yeah.
Once I get.
Cardio up and I can get Yeah,but stand up.
Just try.
It's fun because I can barelystand on the beach itself.
(17:36):
You can stand up.
I wanna try it next time we go,but I want it flat.
Like the water's gotta be prettyflat.
Yeah.
Like the lake.
Yeah.
Because otherwise nobody'sstanding.
Yeah.
And I'm not taking it in ourintercostal.
That's gators.
No.
Hell no.
I ain't doing it out there.
That's what I'm saying.
Shit.
We got deers and gators in oursnow.
I know.
Deers in the water.
All deer Gators show up.
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Sharks, depending on how drunkScott is, sometimes a beached
whale.
Wow.
That's what we told him yearsago.
Poor.
You remember that when he got sodrunk at the beach?
He laid there.
Well, he was trying to be silly,but Oh yeah.
The wave.
I think he fell or something andit was trying to play it off.
Oh.
And the wave would roll him.
So he was just like rolling backand forth kind of thing.
(18:22):
And I was like, what the hell?
Get up.
Get up.
You're embarrassing me.
Yeah.
So you went to the beachSaturday.
What else?
So we did the beach, then wewent to Kim's.
It was good time as usual.
What'd you do Sunday?
And so well, oh, I know what Iforgot to tell you.
So Friday night.
Mm-hmm.
We ended up at um, Johnny D's.
Oh my God.
(18:42):
And give a shout out to them.
Well, I mean, it was a goodtime.
We went in there, had a coupledrinks.
Paul had more than a coupledrinks.
Oh shit.
Scott had some extra drinks.
Yeah.
Scott's a double shot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We played that a bowling gamethere.
Oh, okay.
And so we did the bowling.
Kim and I first, it suckedtrying to figure it out.
(19:03):
Girl.
We clicked in, locked in, lockedin.
They beat the shit outta themtoo.
He well so bad that Paul said hewas going back and putting 20
bucks in that machine and goingaround.
He's gonna, he's gotta keeptrying.
You know what Brenda told meabout Johnny D's What?
Because she goes, there's she,that's what she wants to do for
her 22nd birthday.
Go to Johnny D's.
I said, you wanna go to JohnnyD's?
(19:24):
She's said, yeah, but if there'sa lot of us in there, it's gonna
be so much fun.
Yeah.
They had a DJ there when we werethere.
Yeah.
I like, it was pretty good.
Tour Tooas back in day and they,Friday night did the dancing.
Yeah, that was fun.
Oh yeah.
It used to be great when we'd gowith all the girls from, from
work.
Yeah.
That was fun.
When we had a, when we had acool squad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(19:44):
We had a lot of people thatworked and all of'em That's
true.
Were amazing then.
Yeah.
It was fun.
But anyway, so that's what youdid?
Yeah.
So, so then Sunday we just, Ihad my knees and uh, we got
Winston.
Then we went to Kim's pool andhung out.
Swam and Yeah, did our thing.
It poured down rain.
Oh my God.
(20:05):
It rained last night.
Bad.
Yeah.
Geez.
I know.
It kept waking me up.
It did.
Uhhuh, thank you.
Y'all are welcome that there'sno thunder and lightning in this
show.
Okay.
Thunder and lightning.
Thunder.
Thunder.
You've already told her to keepher.
JJ what am drunk date job?
Date job?
Jesus.
Keep drinking.
Look at her.
(20:25):
Keep her day job.
She's a wuss hope y'all came forthe honesty because I'm staying
for the petty So, um, this weekis our anniversary.
Well that's, that's why.
Funny you had mentioned thatit's been a year ago that we
(20:45):
went to Puerto Rico.
Yeah, yeah.
And we went to Puerto Rico forour 30th anniversary.
Now, people might not know that.
I know that when our firstepisode, we talked about how you
and I met and all that and wekind of brushed up on, oops,
sorry.
Difficult getting that fat bellyout from under there.
Um, we kind of touched on thefact that, you know, we got
(21:07):
married the day before eachother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah.
So for 31 years, this week, oneyears, yes.
We've been celebrating prettymuch together.
I mean, a couple times you'vegone away to, you know, your
little fancy weekend.
Yeah.
Real fancy Orlando.
(21:28):
Mm-hmm.
Now we're doing nothing.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do nothing this year.
I mean, I do have reservationsfor dinner.
Oh yeah, of course.
Dinner.
I asked Scott and I said, um, soyou can at least get me
something.
Oh my God.
Yeah, mark.
None.
He's, as we're talking about ouranniversary mm-hmm.
(21:49):
And that we're not going away,but we're swapping it.
We are gonna go to Hawaiieventually in like November.
Um, without me just throwingthat out there, what.
Unless people would like to goahead and donate now to the
fund, Cindy can go.
Cindy can go and I can leaveMark.
Yeah, we, I mean, it's heranniversary.
(22:09):
It ain't his true, but I said aswe're talking about it, he gets
a text and I'm like, Hm dang.
Who's that?
Who's that?
You?
Mm-hmm.
It was Kay's jeweler.
That's a sign.
Yeah.
A sign from God.
Yeah.
Kay's jeweler saying, come on inyour anniversary.
(22:30):
So instantly I said, and whatyou getting me from my
anniversary?
Matter of fact, he asked me whatI wanted, but Mark hasn't asked
me nothing.
Really?
No.
But Brina brought me thesepretty flowers yesterday and
said, happy anniversary, mom.
Aw.
Did you say my anniversary isnot today?
She knows, but she just said Iwas going to the store today, so
(22:52):
I wanted to get you flowersreal, pretty well.
And they ain't gonna stay alive,so No.
Eventually they're gonna die.
Well, I would've kept them inthe car.
In the car.
No.
About have taken things outta myvehicle, but okay.
Yeah.
So, um, uh, so pretty much sumsup.
You had a fantastic weekend.
I had a great weekend.
Great.
(23:12):
Uh, made me bored all weekendand so did Mark.
'cause Mark said we spent a lotof money on dinner Friday night,
so we ain't going Saturday.
I'm tired of Mark.
Let's have this conversation.
Matter of fact about these man,let's talk about his ass.
We're going to be doing a littlepodcast eventually.
Men Suck podcast.
(23:32):
Yes.
And we going to put them men onhere and talk about how bad they
suck.
Okay, now I'm just gonnaforewarn you.
I don't know if anybody's beenwatching our YouTube lately or
listening to us'cause you knowup them ratings people.
Yes.
Um.
But we don't have that manycuts.
Okay.
You notice there's not manyedits because we have a flow.
(23:56):
We don't even, we are perfect.
Exactly.
I'm gonna forewarn you that one.
I'm not sure how much of a showthat could make.
Yeah, that might be a minuteshow out of an hour.
Yeah.
Because of them.
Yeah.
I, I think more Scott than Mark.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
But yeah, it'll be, I thinkit'll be fun now.
I'm scared.
(24:16):
I don't know why.
I feel like Mark's just gonnasit here and listen to Paul and
Scott bash us.
I mean, if Mark don't have adrink Yeah.
I'm gonna have to drink thatday.
Yeah.
I'm scared for you.
Right?
I mean, I'm gonna have a drinkthat day too.
'cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna comeback at'em.
(24:37):
Oh, yeah.
So I hope they, I hope they'reready.
Yeah.
I said I'm gonna name it if youwant me to be honest.
Don't get married.
Hey, I've warned people aboutkids and marriage.
They don't listen.
That's on them.
I know, I know.
Then they want to complainafter.
Don't, don't complain.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Don't complain to me.
I've warned all of you.
Shit.
Or get off the pot like youwanna get married.
(25:00):
Listen to your elders.
Oh dude.
Haven't we learned?
They don't.
They don't listen.
They don't learn.
Just turn out, don't listen.
You don't learn.
I've told all my kids, um.
Most of your kids haven't hadkids?
They're No, no, not my kids.
They're girlfriends.
Oh, what did you, well, not allmine.
(25:21):
'cause I only got two that gotgirlfriends.
Um, Zach and Brandon.
Mm-hmm.
They're girlfriends.
I've told if you lock in for toolong, you're stuck at that
point.
Well, they, you wasted it.
They're, they're, they're stuck.
Yeah.
If you don't like how they are,move on.
Yeah.
They should have moved on awhile ago.
Otherwise.
Suck it up, buttercup.
Yeah.
They're stuck like I was.
(25:43):
Yeah, you're stuck too.
35 years, you got the best ofme.
Yeah.
It's over with.
Yeah.
And you're done.
Dang.
Because I can't believe, I don'tthink anybody else could put up
with my ass.
First of all, I'm a wholedifferent person than I used to
be.
I'm a lot meaner.
I'm a lot meaner because I'mlike in my, I don't give a fuck
(26:04):
a, um, era.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, I can, I can tell adifference.
Yeah, for sure.
You can tell a difference in mea little bit.
Yeah.
I mean towards like I want to dowhat I want to do right.
Kind of thing.
Yeah.
Because I think as we get older,I think I'm too though.
Yeah.
I think women, as we get older,you get tired, man.
Yeah.
We're not, well, at least Gen Xlike I age group, you know what
(26:29):
I'm saying?
Yeah.
Once you hit your like lateforties into your fifties.
Yeah, I agree.
I don't have the patience andtolerance for the bullshit.
It's now you gotta go home.
Oh, I gotta clean.
Oh, I'm just tired of doing itall.
Yeah.
That's why when, when I buyfurniture or something mm-hmm.
I think ahead.
Right.
Is this got little crevices likeRight.
What you've gotta think of, keepupkeep, keep it as easy as
(26:52):
possible.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
I wish I did that.
Yeah.
I wish I thought about thatafter having my dogs.
I've already, yeah.
I told Scott I'm, I'm gonna geta dog like Mika.
Oh, did you hear that?
Cling.
Cl cl cl cl cling.
You're gonna get a dog like Mikathat don't, shed don't, shed
(27:13):
don't stink.
No.
Well, that I, I just, I don'twant another dog.
It's a lot of, a lot of work.
Well, and then when you gosomewhere, you gotta find
somebody to watch'em and, right.
Not only that, if when they die,it's devastating.
I can't do it no more.
I'm done with that.
Why did you gotta go there?
I'm just saying Ha ha ha.
Moment.
I'm just saying it's the partthat sucks.
(27:33):
This is the alcohol, so I'drather not, well, I'd just
rather not.
I'd rather not too.
Yeah, the stress is too much, soI agree.
I think I'm good.
Just all around don't have kids.
Don't have no animals.
A husband, no kids.
Pretty much just be lonely.
Mark was just saying the otherday, yesterday or the day
before.
Oh, yesterday we were talking toBrina and, and the room.
(27:56):
He says, um, yeah, I used tohave an apartment in in the, on
beach side.
Um, it was a one studio, andthen I went into a, a one
bedroom, blah, blah, blah,living alone or whatever.
I said, I, I dream that I couldlive alone one time.
I know, just dream.
And Mark just kind of looked atme and Brina, it's like you
would want a little Oh, yeah.
(28:18):
Yes.
Just for a little while becausewhen I walk in the house and
it's clean.
Walk out.
When you watch your husbandeating and shit's falling on the
ground, you just want to takehis jugular and rip it out.
And he does it all day everyday.
Right?
Peanuts in everywhere throughthe house.
Aw.
Said, but he is a sweet man.
I don't give a fuck.
And she says, I'm the bitch.
(28:39):
Yeah.
I just can't take it.
And then he'll go outside.
He'll go outside when it's beenraining or whatever, and don't
take off his shoes.
When you come in, you hear, eh,through the whole house and you
see the marks, and I just say,please, God, give, gimme the
patient straight because Ireally am gonna choke him out.
(29:01):
That's really what I think.
Yeah.
But then I smile like nothing'swrong, like nothing's wrong.
And Brina just looks at me.
I said, I'm gonna.
Do you think that when he seesyou do that though?
Well, he knows.
He like this far into our relat.
If he knew how deep inside Iwanted to choke him out, maybe
he wouldn't do it.
No, but I think he, no, I thinkhe does know.
(29:22):
I don't think he does it onpurpose.
Who?
Who?
It might be the, he does it onpurpose because he does it every
day.
Yes.
But what I mean is like.
Scott and I are so far into therelationship and we'll talk
about this'cause it's ouranniversary weekend.
That's right.
That's the name of this episode.
We haven't been happyanniversary.
(29:43):
He was.
Um, but I think when you getthis far into your relationship,
like you can look at me and knowwhat the fuck I'm thinking.
Like you and I are friends.
Yeah.
We've been friends over 30years.
Something happens.
All it takes is a look.
Yeah, we know what we'rethinking.
(30:04):
True.
Okay.
This is true.
So he knows I'm really choke himout.
This is what I'm saying.
You might have to actually chokehim out once I was like, dude,
you're just getting my nerves.
I think that, I think that's menin general.
I love my husband.
Don't get me wrong.
Well, of course.
I'm so happy I've been togetherthis long.
(30:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's a good man.
I mean, again, he, you know, he,he catered to us and he did,
made us our drinks.
He really did.
Was appreciative.
Mm-hmm.
Um, and that was nice.
But, but he cooks, he cooks alot from scratch, but that don't
excuse the attitude.
Oh, wow.
The mouth, mouth, the throwingthe laundry on the floor.
(30:48):
Maybe he's getting older.
He is learning.
You mean he's what?
Trained?
No, he's not learning.
I'm saying he's getting olderand just like, ah, shit.
Tip's.
More trained than his ass.
That's the dog, by the way.
But yeah.
So 31 years.
But does Scott leave drawersopen?
Halfway open.
I thought you were gonna sayleave his drawers on the floor.
I was gonna, yes, he does.
(31:09):
Drawers open.
Yes.
I'll take you in my room rightnow.
I want They're all cricked alittle bit with a piece of
clothing hanging out.
Yes.
He does it all the time.
And he use I don't do that.
I don't do that.
Well, I've videoed it.
Good.
You should.
And I'm just like, shut thedrawer.
And he's not dirty person.
(31:30):
No.
But if he uses alcohol, he'llleave it on the counter.
He won't put it back underneaththe sink.
Or if he uses something, I'mlike, no, he's definitely not a
dirty person.
No, he's, he's a fuckinggermophobe.
Yes.
He's like, it's just stuff I useevery day.
Well, if I leave the 30,'causehe's worse than a woman.
Mm-hmm.
When it comes to vitamins, ahundred of them when it comes to
hair product, like all this Yes.
(31:50):
Certain stuff.
He uses a hundred things a day.
We can't leave it on thecounters everywhere.
No.
But you know, considering hissevere OCD, you would think he'd
pick it up.
You know, everything has aplace.
So you would think he would bethe kind that use uses it back.
He's not that kind of Ooc dthat's Paul.
He's shaking the door 55 timesto make sure he, so I'm gonna
say you and Kim got fucked onthe deal.
(32:11):
Okay.
I Win ding D ding bitch Mike,because Scott's cleans up.
He's nothing like that.
Oh God.
Either of them.
Mark is so much like it.
He just bitches about randomshit.
Usually about my mouth.
That's the truth.
It's usually.
Back in the day, that wasdifferent.
You know, that was, that wasstress induced money issues when
(32:35):
you get older.
And I think in our age you don'treally have those kind of
issues, usually.
Usually.
Um, but yeah, no, now, no heain't, no, he'd leave the door
unlocked girl.
I'm the one going back, puttingthe phone.
Oh, mark would never, yeah.
Somebody comes to the door atthree o'clock in the morning,
would never would.
Who's at the door with the knifeor the gun?
Me.
Not Scott.
Scott's like, who, who Is it oneof your kids?
(33:00):
What the hell?
I'm shooting bitches.
Okay.
I got two Glocks.
So you're just, you're the,you're different in that way
though.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You and Kim couldn't live theway I live.
No, no.
And I could never live in yourall's situ.
It's so crazy to, to me.
Yeah, but if you, but if you notthat it's bad.
I don't mean it that way.
No, no.
I'm saying, but you, you wouldprobably like the certain things
(33:21):
about the man getting up andchecking, saying No, babe.
Like Mark would never allow meto get up.
First of all, I wouldn't.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's get this very clear.
Frozen.
Yeah.
Get this very clear, babe.
Babe.
Somebody shut the door.
If something comes and happens,y'all are, but, well, it doesn't
matter.
It doesn't matter.
Your house is booby trapped andready for it is anyway.
(33:42):
But I'm saving myself doomsdayproperty.
Yes.
I'm saving myself.
I wish I would could do that.
I do not care.
Them kids are on their own.
Oh yeah.
The husband's on their own.
That's their problem.
I'm saving my damn self.
Look witness to it.
I'll pray.
I'll pray April later.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God help'em.
Hopefully April comes and saves'em.
(34:02):
Yeah.
'cause y'all are straight out ofdamn luck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've seen that.
I don't give a shit.
I hear you.
Yeah.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
That's it.
Yeah.
I mean, well that's mine.
Rings my doorbell.
I don't even, I pee.
I pee around the corner like sothey can't see me.
And I hide, and then I call Markand I'm like, somebody's
knocking on the door.
It's Jehovah's Witness.
And he's like, who is it?
(34:23):
I don't know, babe.
And then I wait a little bit andthen I go peek out and they're
gone.
I'm like, oh, thank God.
I was so scared for that fewminutes.
Not me.
I'm like, the fuck you want now?
Bri's the same way.
Now she'll hide.
That's so weird to me.
You don't open up the nail.
I mean, unless you're hidingwith a gun.
No, no, no.
You're just hiding.
We're just hiding.
(34:43):
I know Brina definitely ain'thiding with the gun, but.
Just hide it.
She need to be, yeah.
I mean, there's plenty to goaround.
No, I know.
Well, you can, yeah.
There's plenty to go around, butyeah, no.
So yeah, they're straight out ofluck if something happens.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, mark and Sabrina,just so you know, I got your
(35:04):
back.
The zombie apocalypse come.
Yeah, I'm, I'm running fory'all.
If it happens, stay.
Stay behind them because I'mgonna be in front of him.
I got you, buddy.
Gotcha.
I'm more worried about zombieapocalypse happening and getting
shot.
Zombie.
Zombie.
Coming onto your fuckingproperty, bro.
Well, you have a certain timelimit day.
I know.
Five minutes.
Like you have a time limit oryou come to the mailbox, you're
(35:25):
getting shot.
I think you told my mother that.
Yeah.
So I mean, I think what we needto do is sync up watches when
that happens.
Yeah.
Like I'll call you and be like,well, it's not too close.
Yeah.
God help us.
We move.
I have a backpack full of shit.
All I have to do is grab it andgo.
I've got a great idea what Ibuild on your lot.
Okay.
Next to you.
(35:45):
Okay.
And do a tunnel.
You build a giant mansion onthat lot that you own.
Mark and Scott live in thathouse.
Oh, you and I get the mansion?
Yes.
We put a tunnel underneath.
Hey, I home homestead lastnight.
It was kind of like this realrich guy living on a big
property.
Was ready for stuff.
Oh yeah.
You watched that?
(36:05):
I did.
I liked, liked it.
I'm dying to watch.
I liked it.
I did you download the angel?
Huh?
How'd you watch it?
We paid 4 99 on.
Oh, see, I, I got it for free,but there's gonna be more.
I, I think it's a series studio.
Yeah.
At the end studio.
I was like, what the heck isthis?
You know, that's the, the, um,company that, or the production
(36:28):
company that, um, put out thechosen.
Oh yeah, I did watch the firstepisode of the Chosen two.
Oh, did you?
That too?
Yeah, we did.
We did watch it.
Bri's like laying on the bed.
She keeps telling us, watch it.
Watch it like 30 times a day.
Yeah.
I'm like, okay, Bri, she worriedabout you dying.
I know.
She said that to me the otherday.
She jumps on the bed and she'slike, mom, um, as we drink our
(36:51):
alcohol.
Yeah, you praying every day?
I said, yes.
Praying every day for your ass.
She's like, I just wanna makesure.
And I'm like praying that Idon't care for your, I said, you
need to worry about yourself.
Well.
Worry about going.
We gonna have that conversation.
We don't have her on there, herand Gabby.
Oh, we gotta do that.
I do want, um, I'll tell you,going back to her and Gabby, but
not, not telling who's worse'cause my kid will fell.
(37:14):
No, no, no, no.
We just talk about relationship.
My kid will fell.
My kid would, that is so rude.
Just saying she's such a biggirl.
I need to drink more of this.
You get on my nerve.
Is she getting drunk?
No, but you know, I, I wanna doone also with my mom because.
First of all, she crazy.
But, um, I can't, I gotta tellthis story.
(37:35):
This is so wrong.
I know this is gonna be bad, butyou know, I told you I hung out
with my mom this weekend, right?
Yep.
Yep.
I love her.
She is fucked up.
Okay.
She says some fucked up shit.
It's where I get it from is thetruth.
No, no.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
Just random shit flies out ofher mouth.
Dude.
I think she's, you think I'm inthe, I don't give a fuck era.
(37:57):
She's a hundred percent inthere.
Deep, dude.
Deep, deep.
Like she's buried by so many,give a fucks.
She gave up, she's done.
You know?
Yeah.
So we're in the pool.
I did a couple tiktoks with her,which was cute, and um, Kim's
gonna kill me for this one, soIs, so is my mom, but whatever.
(38:18):
This is what this is about, ifyou want me to be honest.
That's right.
Would you like me to be honestabout this weekend?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we're swimming in the pool,floating around.
My mom's we're just shooting theshit, did the TikTok with her,
and we're telling her howthere's those crazy grandmas on
TikTok.
Okay?
Right.
You know, which would be perfectfor my mom.
(38:38):
Okay.
Because as I said, random shitflies out of her mouth.
And I said, yeah.
They just say, you know, crazything.
And she's like, oh, but likethat time that, um, told me he
was selling pot, and I said,yeah, well I'm selling pussy.
Oh my dude, danger.
She goes, but it was, was forshock factor.
Say it, your mom said this toDanger.
(39:00):
Danger, dude.
Kim said, holy shit, I could notstop laughing because Yeah,
because he wanted to shock her.
She, now, I'm gonna be honestwith you, in the pool, talking
to me and Kim.
Okay.
She just pointed like that.
Oh, she didn't say the actual,because her and Kim can't stand
(39:21):
that word.
Oh.
But my mom at that time was backwhen was in high school and he
was trying to be a funny, well,he was trying to piss her off.
Mm.
Well, you know what I mean?
Kind of like on I'll do what Iwant.
Yeah.
I, you know, these kids think,think they're some shit.
Don't, you ain't sellingnothing.
Lucky you'd be selling a pencil,but anyway.
And your mom got'em back.
(39:42):
That's what he gets.
Shock factor.
She was like, oh really?
But it was so quick with her.
So that being said, y'all willenjoy if I bring my mom on,
'cause I would like to talk toher about, dude, we've been
through, through crazy shit inour lives.
Mm-hmm.
We've had stalkers.
We've had peeping times.
You guys are like, my mom hasbeen through.
(40:02):
That's the weirdest thing.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
We don't talk about remember I'mthe one who, nevermind.
Anyway.
That's the point.
The reason why I'm as crazy as Iam.
Like I said, you know, I'mbusting out doors.
I'm chasing people down.
I'm coming with, oh, I know.
It's why.
See, I would never, oh yeah,yeah.
But if you lived the life Ilived, maybe I would for sure.
(40:25):
I bitch, I wish you would notme.
It's so weird how I used to be adifferent way when I, before I
met Mark, but now I'm totallydifferent because I was.
Hood.
Yeah.
I was born in the trailer.
Trailer, you know what I mean?
I'm used to the streets orwhatever.
Yeah.
But now at the same streets, I,you're a princess.
I'm scared and everybody like,what?
(40:46):
You're like, that's kind atrailer.
Nevermind.
My nieces and nephews like, areyou joking?
I was like, I would never drivedown that street.
Yeah, it's, it is so weirdbecause I, I guess I've been
sheltered after kind of.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah.
I don't know what that would be.
I just know the real, I thinkthey call that Stockholm
Syndrome.
(41:06):
You may mark kidnapped your ass.
Yeah.
Programmed you.
No, because Yes, but he hasprogrammed you Well, I think
what he did was he introducedyou to the real world of the
world is crazy.
Yeah.
And you have to be protectedfrom it.
Whereas when we were kids.
Okay.
And that's, that's the thing.
Gen X kids.
(41:28):
Dude, we were latchkey kids.
We didn't have key.
What?
Yeah.
Our house was left wide open.
No, that's true.
Like you, it's true.
I rode the Tran by myself at age12 and 13.
Didn't even think about it.
I wouldn't, I don't even want mykid to go drive.
We were drinking out of thewater hose.
Oh, well I'll do that today.
You would.
You wouldn't let Brina back inthe day.
Yeah, you're right.
You know what I'm saying?
(41:48):
Yeah.
Like we were d we raisedourselves.
I hate say, don't get me wrong,mom.
I love you, but you was a hardworking.
Yeah.
Single mom.
Yeah.
Don't get me wrong.
Same, but right?
Yeah.
I was raised by my sister.
I was raised by my brother, youknow what I mean?
Kind of thing.
I was not raised by my sisters.
I had to raise them well becausethe older ones, I know I had to
(42:10):
raise their kids.
You didn't do a very good job asI know a lot of your citizens.
It's good.
Try my best and my niece andnephews.
You done fucked up.
That's what they say.
Well, Cindy raised me.
Good.
Good.
I'm like, okay.
I was 13 doing the best I could.
That is true.
In the trailer park.
Right?
(42:32):
Shit.
Anyway, so it's our anniversary.
We so back to our anniversary,back to our husbands that get on
our nerves.
Yes.
They're gonna have a great time.
Yes.
Doing nothing.
Yes.
I'm so pretty much you're gonnastare at Mark.
I think we should go.
Let's, no, we'll probably dosomething.
Let's get in our old weddingdresses.
(42:54):
Um, who can you have yours fitthat motherfucker?
We can't, girl.
I'd be lucky to put my thigh inin it.
I can't fit that thing.
Nah, I said, but I do have, haveit.
I do have it.
Brina.
Put it on one time.
Wonder if she'll wear my weddingdress when she gets married.
Well, don't be rude.
I'm just gonna be honest.
She better, I'm gonna tell hertoday.
See what her answer is.
I don't know why you ask me thisbullshit all the time.
(43:17):
See, this is why this show iscreated.
Why?
Because I asked.
Because you asked the stupidestshit.
I think that's what was supposedto be.
And you're like, if they want meto be honest, yes.
I'm gonna be honest.
You're supposed to wear yourmom's wedding dress.
Come on, dude.
That was 1960s.
Okay.
Oh, we gotta change'cause it's2025.
Yes.
Yes.
These girls ain't doing thatshit.
You know what I told Gabby?
(43:38):
Because they're too boogie.
Who's buying that next weddingdress?
Not me.
Bitch, you, God damn rightfucking naked.
I ain't going do it.
Ain't gonna do it.
Who's buying it?
Not me.
Not me, bitch.
Of course, I probably will.
That's a daily lie.
She'll.
I will not.
Brina.
We don't take that outta yourwork money.
She ain't gonna go fuckingshopping for it.
(43:58):
She's shopping for it.
Exactly.
This bitch she going, sheonline.
She'd be buying the sheen.
She'd be getting it for memachine.
You are right.
She better get in time.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna ask y'all, go aheadand send us a couple wedding
dresses for the sheen.
Sheen.
Oh my bad.
Come on.
She's trying to tell me time's.
Almost up.
Bitch.
Drink up.
No.
Nine times's up.
It's just, you gotta keep up.
Come on.
(44:19):
Don't be a pussy.
She's that pussy.
Don't be up like your mom.
Don't be one of these.
A mignon a ti.
Uh, yes.
She says ti.
I say mignon.
Isn't that crazy that I calledmy kid ti for years?
I called Mob.
It's fine.
You better stop doing that.
(44:43):
Ah, poor mug.
I know.
Anyway, I told Mark mug is socute.
If we go away this weekend justfor a night or two.
Um, to our favorite resort,which the same one.
We love it.
So what, you know what, this isthe problem I have with people.
Okay.
Let me just say it's fuckingthings around forever.
No, just wait forever.
It smells like mildew.
(45:04):
No, you're not that one.
The pirate?
No, that was when Gabby waslittle.
Oh, okay.
That's what I'm saying.
I have upgraded a little bit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
But I do feel like we should,you know what, Brenda me the
other day go, let's go backthere.
Um, when's our girls trip?
Like she has a calendar.
When's our girls trip?
Because I start there and I dothis.
I'm like, she's remember that?
Remember we said we were gonnago every, we're going to Gabby,
(45:25):
we're going to, especially we'renot doing, she start the 10th of
work.
Like what?
I was like, oh, I don't know.
And I just kind of blew it off.
No, but we do gotta dosomething.
Okay.
So I'll tell you why, because.
Now that we're not doingWinnie's party, okay, I wanna
make sure that we get some kindof little thing in between.
Shit, we running outta time,girl.
(45:45):
Yeah, we only got like two,three weeks.
Maybe she got a holiday inSeptember.
You got the hiccups already.
I knew I'm drunk.
She got a holiday in September.
But that's our holiday.
We're gonna go away on ourholiday.
Not only that, are you evengonna be here?
Fuck around and find out.
That's what I, somebody gonnaget.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Speaking of that, I rememberwhen we were in the pool at
(46:07):
Kim's, y'all talked a bunch ofshit about, um, Thanksgiving
weekend, um, Bri's birthday.
I like y'all talking.
That bullshit.
Y'all going to fuck around andfind out.
You know what that's called?
No.
Anyway, it's called Fuck Around,find out.
Yes.
So anyway.
(46:28):
I love to sit by a pool and havedrinks.
Yeah.
That is what I love to do.
Your birthday.
Okay.
No, I'm just saying for ouranniversary.
So we spend the weekend at aresort, and that's what I do.
I, I mean, you have everyweekend at Kim's.
You can do that.
But do I?
But you could.
It is true.
But anyway, anyway, I, that'swhat we do.
(46:49):
Okay.
Lazy River, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah.
Yes, me too.
So anyway, I said to Mark, if welast minute decide to go for the
weekend.
Yeah.
That's such a nice town though.
She is like jingle bells, jinglebells, shock shells jingle
shotgun a beer.
I'm trying to say something.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
I said to him, if we decide togo last minute for the weekend
(47:12):
somewhere.
Yeah.
And if we end up going to ourfavorite, uh, resort, then I'm
going to bring, I want Gabby tobring in Winston for the day.
Yes.
Um.
So that way he can have fun.
We can play with him and stuff.
Right, but you have day or we'llbe spending the night?
No.
Well, it doesn't matter becauseyou're allowed to have a, you're
(47:32):
allowed to have a, um, must notbe the one we're going to.
It is the same one.
I then that's not, I've hadpeople come and visit if you
book that room big enough.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Then you book the room.
You're allowed to have peoplecome visit.
You gotta have, you gotta havemore people booked that You're
more than like if you, if youget a two bedroom suite.
(47:52):
You're allowed house than fourpeople.
Yes.
So anyway, I told him Yes.
Our bike.
Oh, and Winston's underage.
So he, you know, Winston's free.
Well, you don't need one of thempasses.
Yeah, but what about bitch?
The fuck is happening first.
First of all.
First of all, you're gonna begone.
Hour, hours, you're gonna begone.
Oh, you're going for theweekend.
(48:13):
Not bad.
And who's leaving?
Who bitch.
Anyway.
Okay.
That's what I meant.
I just said if we go and end upgoing away, we're bringing
Winston.
Gabby don't wanna go.
It's on her.
Winston's gone.
And Mark said, okay.
I like that.
(48:36):
I like that.
Uh, Mark's stepping up as agrandfather.
Finally.
Yeah.
He's a grandfather to many kidsthat he don't.
You two are grandparents anddon't even spend time with him.
I know.
I see him all the time.
What do you mean it's Mark,right?
Mm-hmm.
He sucks.
As a grandfather, I know that's,um, I'm getting a little tipsy.
(49:00):
Again, isn't that sound?
Cool?
Little tips and tips things.
Anywho.
So, and this week is ouranniversary, so we're gonna be
having fun.
So next week we have a lot totalk about.
I'm sure she'll have more fun'cause she going away To Georgia
Oh girl.
You know I'm gonna have somestories, you know, I'm gonna
have some stories.
Come on.
You might be pissed off atpeople.
You might love people, right?
(49:20):
You might have had a great time.
Most of the time I'm pissed offat people.
Yeah, it's fine.
She's pissed off at me everyday.
I'm gonna need some people towrite in and comment some things
that you want us, some questionsus to be honest about.
Yeah.
Shoot.
I'll answer it.
I ain't scared.
Yeah.
Ask a question.
I got, I asked you a damnquestion now.
(49:43):
Are you enjoying this podcast?
Yes.
I'm enjoying this drink,enjoying that drink.
I'm enjoying the drink.
Um, also.
Have we heard about our musicintro and extra?
Andrew Outro going to need youto step it up.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Andrew Outro.
And Andrew, she going?
(50:06):
She doing?
No.
Stop it.
I'll ask.
I'll text him today.
Okay.
How's it going?
We're gonna have some music.
BA chicken.
Chicken, whatever.
That's not the kind of music.
Oh, I was trying.
That's porn music.
Oh, you don't even know that onenight that Dan's No.
(50:29):
Bone is not.
That's SEX music.
Oh, okay.
I, I'm just telling you that'swhat it is.
I'm too old, so Yeah.
That can't do, we can make ourown.
What do we, what the fuck wegonna match?
Yeah, that's true.
I can see.
(50:49):
Oh my.
She said this a lot.
Go ahead.
Sing us out.
Cindy.
No, I gotta see what, let methink of a, I need, what's the
song?
You know what?
I like that song from pink.
Um, I sent you, I sent it toyou.
Do you look at anything I sentyou?
No, I already told you.
We talked about this in the, webarely got this today.
I mean, therapy episode.
She had a search for No, Ianalyzed everything you send me,
(51:11):
Lisa.
I didn't get homework, so what?
I don't give a fuck.
So, yes.
I, we can't put that on herethough.
I found out why We gotta ask herunless I reach out to Pink and
ask her for permission.
Hey, I'll text her tonight.
We're gonna text you everybody.
You know that drunk texting.
Don't drunk text your ex likegot no exes, so I'm just gonna
(51:33):
drunk text.
Yep.
Actors and shit.
Yeah.
You wanna be on that podcast?
Hey, sit right here.
We got room for you.
Come on in.
Matter of fact, we'll let youhold the sign.
Yeah.
There'll be our background.
We'll give you a shirt.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, that'll be coming soon.
All right guys, so we're gonnago, because I'm out of drink and
I, she's good and I need more.
(51:57):
We're gonna fill up, fill up,and.
Um, we'll let y'all know aboutour anniversary week and
weekend.
Yeah, I think it'll be a good,it's a seven day occasion.
I mean, in your world, everyfucking event and holiday is
seven days.
Yeah.
Your birthday, your anniversary.
Yeah.
(52:18):
It already started.
I ain't looking.
Not your child's birthday.
No, that's a day.
I'm tired of them by the end ofthe day.
Lucky getting an hour.
Marcus said.
What about my weekend week?
What?
I'm tired of you for the first,it's a month for us.
Yeah, you get about two hoursanniversary.
I am a little disappointed thatI'm not going away, but I'm
looking forward to Hawaii.
(52:39):
Well, good for you.
If we go, good for you.
I mean, if it doesn't getbooked, booked soon.
Booked.
If you don't get booked, I'malready getting ready for my
Georgia.
Hey, and you can't do it theafter the 20th.
Here we go.
So Kim and Paul better book thatshit the first through the 15th.
Sorry about showing up.
Look at my drink.
Hold on.
Let's see yours.
(52:59):
April, who's the real alcoholic?
I've been trying to tell you allthat.
Nobody listens.
I think I choked on something.
Oh shit.
She must have got that missingstraw.
A little piece from that cherry.
I told her earlier she lost hercherry.
Ew.
Yeah.
And nice.
No, I have not.
(53:20):
How she got kids, but anyway,they're not mine.
I found them.
Thanks for.
That's true.
They're adopted.
If Nathan knows, I found Ihorrible.
I know we already talked aboutthat too.
He knows that's coming.
That's coming.
All right guys.
Alright guys.
Have fun.
Have a great week.
Thanks for tuning in too.
Make sure you tune back in toask any questions too.
(53:41):
I got your back Jack.
Follow, subscribe, like, share,tell your mama about the drama.
Tell your mama, tell tellbrother your sister that we
missed her.
Tell your ratt ass kids we don'tgive a fuck.
Yeah.
About Make sure you like,follow, share, subscribe, do all
(54:03):
that shit for us guys.
Come on.
Help us out.
Help us sister out.
Help us, sister.
Right?
You can find us on Spotify,YouTube, iHeartRadio, apple
Podcast.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Majority of the podcast outlets.
You can listen to us and if youwanna watch us, I don't know why
you would except for the factthat we're viewed it though.
(54:23):
Well, yeah.
Who wouldn't wanna want watch mejust saying.
That's what I'm saying.
YouTube.
Have a great weekend.
Bye guys.
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