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Okay, so clearly no one stoppedus after episode one, so welcome
back to, if you want me to behonest.
My name is Cindy and this isApril.
we survived our first episode.
It's shocking.
Nobody sued us and I think Ionly got maybe one or two texts
from my family.
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What about you?
None.
Did your family enjoy it?
My daughter listened and thoughtit was funny.
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
I made everybody listen andwatch the video.
The video was a little too muchfor me, I'll be honest with you.
I thought it was great.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Hopefully this is a littlebetter.
You'll notice that we've got abetter background.
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We stepped it up a scalecompared to our very first
funeral home.
Setting'cause that's what itreminded me of.
the title today is, did I saythat out loud?
And it's really about how weshould keep our mouth shut
probably.
Or things other people shouldkeep to themselves.
Can I just tell you?
Oh no.
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Speaking of that.
Mom, please forgive me.
Oh, here we go.
But my sister and I went to workout at the gym.
Okay.
And before anybody saysanything.
Yes, I'm actually working out.
Okay.
Oh my God.
But anyway, so she calls Kimwhen we're done.
So I think.
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I'm gonna be funny and answerthe phone so that she thinks
that it's Kim answering.
I answer of course.
And you had to hear her.
Of course.
At first she was confused andthen we were talking, everything
was fine and she said, oh, whatare you two doing together?
I said, you know, I'm gonna begoing out of town shortly and I
gotta lose some of this weightand she said, then you better
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get on that shot.
Oh my.
She talking about Ozempic.
You better get on that shot.
Okay, so just so everybodyknows, I'm not on the shot, but
I am taking Tirzepatide to tryand help and cheat, it's a
cheat.
I don't give a shit.
I'll tell you the truth.
It's a cheat, but who?
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Those are things you should notsay out loud.
Let's be real.
So we need your mom on here.
Oh God, I'm scared of that.
I already told her ass too andused it as a threat.
See it doesn't bother me becauseyour mom's always so sweet to me
and tells me how much she lovesme and loves my daughter.
She does.
She wishes you were herdaughter.
Okay.
Yeah.
What can we say?
She said I'm her favorite.
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Yes, I know.
She tells me that every time Italk to her.
Yeah.
So your mother called you fat.
That's okay.
And now you did too.
So your mom did.
Your mom.
Oh, and just so you know aboutthis bitch, the reason I'm
wearing black is because why?
Because I told her, don't wearwhite fat.
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People don't wear white or tightclothes.
It reminds me of like the firstrule of fight club.
Don't talk about fight club.
First rule about fat girl club.
Fat girls, like thicker clothesa little bit to hide it.
Darker clothes.
Look, I even got my sleevesdown, like I not a tank top.
She was straight.
It's all black.
I mean, no one could see herdown there, but she's wearing
black.
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You don't wanna see down there,trust me.
But I had to teach her, fat girlrules.
She doesn't know that she's newto this.
You knew.
I am.
I am so new to it.
Okay.
It's very depressing.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It hasn't bothered me not oneday.
I know.
You're loving it.
You're like, get fat bitch.
Eat Culvers What kind of frienddoes that shit?
Okay.
Exactly.
You know, I was hungry.
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I forgot my sandwich at home.
I needed my lunch.
I got me a little burger and I,what did I say?
What about your sandwich?
Anyway there I could have made asalad.
I could have argued, hold on.
Someone where we got lunch atsaid she was fat.
Because they gave her only onepiece of bread.
Okay.
Okay.
They gave her no top of hersandwich, no bread of all bread
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on top.
That's Culver's telling me, cutthe carbs, bitch.
Hell, that's not me.
I didn't say, but I'll take onebun like some people do.
All you know them.
Real hardcore workout girls are.
Yes.
They're like, I'll go withoutbutt.
That's why I said it to help youbitch.
But her fat ass ate the fries.
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I used the fries as the extrabun what you talking about.
I did.
I did.
I mean, it was delicious.
I'm just gonna have to work outextra hard tonight.
Extra 30 minutes.
Ugh.
But I think I'm gonna join thatgym just for the tanning.
I haven't seen the tanning areayet.
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I might get on the treadmill alittle bit, but yeah, it really
don't bother me.
I'm old.
I'm tired.
I don't give a shit.
I feel the same way, but, andthen I look in the mirror and
I'm like don't look in themirror.
I wish they had a filter onthis.
If you notice, I haven't put onany makeup today.
I don't wear makeup, but I dosee grays some more, but it's
fine again with the fuckinggray.
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I'm just noticing it here.
I don't notice it because Idon't look in the mirror.
I told your ass.
Rule two, fat girl etiquette.
We're gonna come up with a namewith this.
We're gonna patent that shit.
Fat girl etiquette.
Start coming out with t-shirts.
By the way, this is my coachingshirt.
From when I coached Cheer fatgirl besties.
When in doubt, coach your heartout.
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It is gonna be, when in doubt,shit it out.
That's how you get skinny.
That's disgusting.
Okay.
I know it's disgusting, butmaybe that's why I'm not skinny.
You don't shit enough.
No.
Okay, we're off track again.
The title of this is, did I Saythat out loud?
She just said a hundred thingsShe shouldn't have said out
loud.
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Obviously, I don't have aproblem with that.
I won't regret it.
I will think about it.
You'll overanalyze it.
You'll be like, oh my God, do wereally say that?
But I don't care.
As long as we're funny, I don'tcare.
Makes me laugh.
I mean, we're funny to eachother.
We've been saying this for awhile.
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We hope we don't get it.
Hope you guys think.
Yeah.
Oh, so exciting news for us.
Actually only being the secondepisode.
We hit a goal.
We got 14 downloads.
In only a couple days.
That's, I think, amazing.
Yeah.
I mean, 14 of'em are probablyall my kids.
All right.
I have one.
I mean, I got 14 kids.
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She's right.
Pretty much 14 kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's 14 people in yourfamily.
Immediate family.
That's rude.
She has a giant family.
That's, yes, it's, you have avery large extended family.
Yeah.
It's too many to count.
That's another, that's foranother episode too.
That's 15 episodes.
Anyway, we just got doneworking, we wanted to make your
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day better.
I don't even know why I live inFlorida.
I can't stand the heat.
It's 98 degrees out.
She likes it.
I hate it.
You already tried to leave.
Claim you were leaving me.
Yeah, that's true.
I'll just stalk you.
Yeah I don't like the heat.
Podcast will be on Zoom calls,just so you know, at that point
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if she leaves, which I think iscrazy.
I don't, that's one thing Idon't understand about it's fine
to zoom in some celebs.
Stuff like that.
We'll have some celebrities, buthey guys, what celebrities wanna
come see us and hang out for theday, although we're fun and
exciting it.
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Yeah, I mean, we funnel beer.
They'll fit right here.
Oh, there's plenty of room.
Yeah.
Come on in.
I like our new background.
Thanks buddy.
I think we've stepped it up,even though she calls me bougie.
She is bougie.
She's bougie, we're tolddifferent.
Obviously I'm not bougie.
You're trying to get me attackedonline.
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She's not bougie.
People will be like, bougiebitch.
It's true.
It's true.
So I guess we, say things a lotwhere we shouldn't be saying out
loud.
Let's talk about a time that youfeel like you've done that.
Every day.
Day.
I was gonna say day.
If we recounted it's accidents.
Okay.
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Like the time that you, I justshouldn't even probably bring it
up.
I say stuff all the time.
I shouldn't say Yeah.
Like when you tell people thatthey're idiots.
Yeah.
Don't be an idiot.
I say it a lot.
I even call myself an idiotsometimes.
Yes, it's fine.
Yes.
It's fine.
They understand.
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My daughter doesn't.
Your daughter's a littledifferent.
You're so mean.
Yeah.
Mean, come on.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
I can't help it.
You do idiot things.
You get called an idiot.
Oh, that's true.
That is true.
But how about when you tellsomebody that their brain's
going, clickety clackity.
Clickety clack me.
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That means there's nothinginside and it's empty.
And the it's going.
Clickety clack.
Clickety clack.
'cause it's like a.
Bell in there or a little braingoing, Jesus Christ.
Just a little brain going,clicky clack.
I only told one person that isthe truth.
But you thought it about a lot.
Oh, lots of people.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Cl pay attention to the faceexpressions.
That's when you know she reallybeing honest.
That's the problem though.
My face expressions.
I don't know how to, my problemis I don't know how to.
Not just wear it, just notreact.
Not, yes.
Not wear it.
Yeah.
Like when somebody sayssomething, it's all over my
face.
My thought, Kim, the same way.
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Yeah.
I mean, I guess I do, I'm, Iguess I'm very similar with
that, but you guys are like,somebody says, oh, look at the
sun.
You're like, sun.
Yeah.
But you're very patient andnice.
I am.
See, I know a lot of people,which is weird.
You should be not the nice one.
I.
I get perceived as the, not thenice one though, because I have
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resting bitch face.
Yes, but your, you're alwaysreactions are nice.
Hey, welcome to Starbucks.
Until they say something,whereas it's me, I'm like I'm
that, you know, on Snapchat whenyou do the filter, it's the
grumpy face.
No, the grumpy face looks likethey have balls on their cheek.
That's her.
That's her.
That's me.
Yeah.
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It is what it is.
That is my face.
I also need to practice, not,saying everything that I think
right away.
Like I don't know how to make mymind stop first and think, I
have lots of people tell me thatand I don't know how to do it
because.
My first thing I thought ain't,oh, hold on.
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Let me think about this.
My first thought is whatever theF gets on, what did you just
say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I, that's your thought.
Yeah.
And I don't know how to make mythought stop to process.
Yes.
It just flies out and then I'mlike, damn.
At the time I am not like, damn,I feel like I am.
Validated what I'm doing andsaying that I think that is,
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yeah.
But then later it bothers me.
I'm like, oh man, I could havesaid that different or done that
different then I feel bad.
Ugh.
It's it just, I shouldn't feelbad, just that's who I am.
So they think you're a bitchanyway.
Why would you?
Yeah.
I mean, you done said it.
Yes.
And if the perception.
Yeah.
Even at work, I walk in, they'relike, oh, welcome back I said,
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you guys are lying.
They're lying like a mood stop.
They're like, we miss your mind.
No, stop.
I like when I get that morningsunshine bitch.
It's lies you.
I think it's reverse psychology.
Yes.
That's a hundred percent whatthat is.
Yeah.
They think that if they startoff really nice with us and sun
shiny and happy that we're gonnabe that way.
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No bitch.
Yeah.
You got us wrong.
Yeah.
You know, but that's a differentepisode that you'll find out all
about these people.
We work with our old jobs.
Our old jobs.
Our old jobs.
You know these people from backin the day.
Yes.
When we were young.
Yeah.
Nobody we know currently.
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No, never would we talk aboutthat.
So this is gonna be an excitingweekend.
We got Memorial Day weekendcoming.
Yep.
It's gonna be fun.
Yep.
We will, have my nephew'sbirthday party Yep.
On Saturday.
That'll be a good time.
I gotta bring him something fun.
Mm-hmm.
That should be, that should bean exciting day.
Yeah.
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Full of celebration.
Yes.
We'll have some drinks float inthe pool, I hope.
Flip cup no beach is myfavorite.
I don't know why I like it somuch.
Oh, so I told Kim what she gottastep it up this time.
What do you mean no more Is sheallowed to sit back?
She gotta be joined in.
Oh yeah.
I mean, yes.
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Now that you know, my niecein-law, niece in-law, yep.
Is expecting.
So unfortunately she can't beyour partner on your team
anymore.
Yeah.
Sucks My partner.
I know.
I love, I love playing Flip Cupwith her.
I know, but you get Kim and Yep.
And Cam.
At least Kim curses me out too Iknow.
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Same with Em.
It's the same.
It don't matter.
They both curse me out.
I know.
It's the same no matter what.
It's, it's fun though.
I curse.
I get people, I get worked up.
I know they suck.
I'm sure the boys will put itlive, stream it.
That's always fun.
Yes.
I have to, yeah.
You know, focus on what I'msaying because I'm on blast.
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Oh, for sure.
That's when you really gottaworry about, did I say that out
loud and its constant with me.
Especially if I'm drinking.
Mm.
Mark told me don't embarrass thefamily.
Well then why'd we start thispodcast?
Yeah.
He said Don't embarrass thefamily.
No, that's too late.
You worried about me?
Shouldn't have married us.
He must have forgot about, musthave forgot about his house.
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I said, don't worry about me.
I got this family.
My, I'm whats carrying it everyday.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
He was in the middle of talkingto me yesterday and I started
whistling and he said, are youwhistling while I'm telling you
something?
And I was like, oh, I thoughtyou were done.
It's just like he wascomplaining and I was like,
like, oh, that's, I ain't gottime for it.
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Shut your face, you didn't, andhe's, I said, no.
I thought we were done.
Sorry, babe.
No, shut up.
Shut up.
I'm trying to right you nottalking.
I, I mean, I can bitch in thisrelationship, right.
Anyway.
Well, but that this weekend willbe good.
Yes.
We'll be able to do that.
And Yep.
Hang out with everybody.
Swim.
Yeah.
Have a couple drinks.
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Well, you might have to have add.
I have a dd.
Oh, that's right, Mark.
He's my DD now.
That's true.
Yeah.
Drop me off.
Pick me up.
I'm probably gonna have to spendthe night.
Yeah.
I don't have a dd.
You're staying the night.
Yeah.
You're, or I'll have to take youhome.
Not me, but Mark.
Mark will have to drive us both.
And Scott.
Yeah, well definitely Scott.
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12 o'clock I think is when we'redoing it, so, oh, at 12, so I
gotta send a text out.
Sorry, I'm always last minute.
Yeah, she's very slow aboutthat.
I'll complain every day untilshe does it as long as I go.
I don't really care long as I'minvited.
That's true.
Yeah.
I can wear my famous g-stringbathing suit.
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Okay, well let's go ahead andbust that into this conversation
now.
Everybody knows the rules.
We're gonna go over the rules.
So we, we talked about the FatGirl Club rules.
Yes.
There's only two rules to that.
If you wanna be our friend, youwanna be our friend Yeah.
And hang out with us.
Yeah.
There's certain restrictions.
Yeah.
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And I'll send you links.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We actually have some AmazonYeah.
Links that you know, if you'reinterested to party and hang out
with us.
Yeah.
Send us a photo first.
Of what you look like.
'cause we'll tell you if youfall into that.
Yeah, yeah.
You ain't coming.
I'm not real judgmental, but Iam judgmental.
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You ain't coming If you cute.
I'm only, I'm only judgmental ifyou Good looking.
We only invite our daughters'cause we have to.
'cause they're cute.
Oh, they would not?
Yeah.
Now, just so everybody's aware,I did not participate in the
rule making, first of all.
'cause I wear whatever the fuckI want.
But.
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I agreed with the rules.
That's, that's the key.
And what's the first rule?
the most important rule is whatyou wear.
Right.
That's very dress code.
Very important dress code.
And I've sent pictures toeveryone that wants to come of
what they're allowed to wear.
I wish I had a picture right nowto show you.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna point, Imean, I'm gonna put one up.
So go ahead and point like this.
Okay?
You're gonna see it.
I'm gonna put a clip in thereand when you see it, this is my
rule and you gotta wear acertain bathing suit.
Or don't come.
Oh no, it's not a bathing suit.
Don't let her mislead you intothinking.
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It's a bathing.
What is it?
It's a full body wetsuit.
What divers wear?
Well, it has the face.
It's all you can see This is theamount of skin you're allowed to
show.
Okay?
It is a full on.
Oh, you can have your fingersfree.
Yeah.
And your feet.
I'm not, well, I'm not amonster.
One of our friends got.
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I think so many ant bites.
She got allergic.
Like she thought this bitchthought, she thought she got in
poison ivy.
I said, I watched you drunkstanding in the ant pile and you
were wiping'em off.
And I'm like, you're in a antpile.
But she didn't remember it.
She, and she didn't move.
She just kept, Aw man.
She's slightly part of thereason why we put a few rules
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into effect.
She's.
Because we started bringingRight, right.
Because she's too cute.
She's too cute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we, um, we started rules withour friendship.
Yeah.
Not with our friend, with ourfriend group.
It goes back to like the fatgirl rules.
Yeah.
You know, fat club.
I'm learning.
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Everybody has a learning curve.
I'm a professional.
Okay.
No, she is not, but I'm justsaying, you know, it's, it's.
Some things we need to learn andskinny bitches need to learn.
When you're cute, there'scertain roles to be hanging out
or don't be our friend, it'sfine.
Well, I mean, you can be ourfriend.
Maybe just don't show up toholidays.
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Yeah.
That involve a bikini.
Yes.
You're our winter friend.
Yes.
I send them pictures and linksfor them to buy a bathing suit.
Very helpful.
And some of'em were stylish andthey're very helpful.
I think they, I, what's theproblem?
I'm trying to help them.
I, I know.
You're welcome.
How many times I gotta sayyou're welcome to people?
Okay.
Y'all are welcome.
They're welcome.
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Well, I think you really, ourhusbands were welcome because it
saved their lives, their eyes,their eyeballs.
Yeah, they're welcome.
Right?
Yeah.
So technically these, um,outfits, um, swimsuits, they're
still swim, like swim.
They swimsuits, swim in them,swim.
They're swimsuits.
Okay.
If you Google it, it's aswimsuit.
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It's just what's the problem?
The only part of your bodyshowing is your face.
That's only I need to know whoyou are.
That's all that matters It'slike a seal.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I can wear what Iwant.
Yeah.
I mean, I, I didn't see a bigdeal.
No.
So she was smart though.
Why?
Because you gave her theserules.
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She decided to show up at night.
When no bikinis are worn.
Oh, great.
Smart.
Perfect.
Perfect for me.
Smart.
This is why she's still ourfriend today.
Yes.
She, she knew.
She know, and she knows who sheis.
And you know what's so funny isthe, the people I send it to
when they first want to comehang out with us.
Yeah.
They're like, think I'm realserious.
Which I'm serious, but I'm not.
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I mean, I wouldn't go thatdramatic.
But hey, I would appreciate itif you did it.
I would appreciate if you didit, but you know.
Serious.
I wish somebody would do itserious one time, just once.
I like a little banter.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to have someWell, not submissive friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it is funny.
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Submissive.
Yeah.
But yeah, I think it'shilarious.
Like if somebody showed up, Idon't understand.
I, I think I'm gonna end uphaving to do it.
That's me and you do it.
That would be so amazing becausewe follow our own rules ex and
show them.
And show them the real live looklike idiots, the real live
examples.
Yeah, they're welcome.
Yeah.
We're saving your husbands well.
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We'd be saving them fromanother, we don't want them to
get blind because they'redifferent than in bikinis or
thongs.
Yeah.
Their eyes are destroyed.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's, you're welcome.
You know what?
I'm getting punished.
Do you want me to tell you why?
Because I've been this rule forso many years.
Yeah.
And look what I created now.
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Everybody wants to wear a thongin front of you and your man.
I wish is what I feel like theywould, don't get me all heated
up now, but I mean, think aboutit.
So as we invited people over theyears, the newer people, I just
said, Hey, it's just likeHalloween parties, all of it.
Oh my god, damn.
You can't dress like a whore forHalloween or you can't come.
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I remember the one girl dressedlike a whore for Halloween and
come to my house on Halloween.
Was that me?
I a couple times, but that's notthe one I was wondering.
No.
Is that me?
No.
It's that other bitch that wedon't mention.
Mm-hmm.
She know who she is.
Mm-hmm.
And she wore it anyway, sothat's why she's, that was my
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fault, not cool.
Because you told her she could,well, no, because I was dressing
cute.
I think she felt like she couldOh, yeah.
Wrong.
There's a difference.
Okay.
I do what I want.
Yeah.
So they have, we have, I haverules.
You go to the beach with usbefore the July.
Oh, it's definitely you.
Yeah.
Don't come.
I mean, we have 30 people there.
You ain't gotta be the one witha little string up your ass.
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I don't wanna see it.
Nobody wants to see it, and myman don't wanna see it.
Right?
Yep.
Yep.
We're celebrating Saturday, hisbirthday, my nephew's birthday.
We're gonna go ahead and, andsend out a mass text Yeah.
Shoot it out to all of them.
To let them know that thisincludes your friends.
Yeah.
Like there's are people that.
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That they can wear.
They could wear Capris.
Yeah.
Or the coverups.
Yeah.
Like solid, not sheer.
See through.
Yeah.
And when you get in and out ofthe pool, you just take it off
as you get in and put it back onwhen you get out.
Yeah.
Like get out fast.
Cover up.
Yeah.
Don't be stupid and linger.
You do that on purpose and I seethe shit a mile away.
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You know, it's comical though.
I'm going, lemme be honest withy'all.
None of these cute girls wantour come on.
Why were they with their old asshit and poor?
And I mean, marry rich.
We love them.
Yes, of course.
They love them and they'rehandsome to us.
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And a I just adore my husband incase he's listening.
Um.
But really, I mean these little23-year-old, it's not that
unless they're looking at himlike sugar daddies.
No, it's not that for me.
Yeah, it's not that I think theywant him, right?
It's his, his once his eyes.
See that, if you think aboutthat and you better, I just
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wanna rip his brain right out,crush it up, put it back.
Don't even think about it likeas if you've never seen it.
I mean, he is never seen itblinded by the light.
They think that this is why theythink I just we're perfect.
I mean, you wanna know thetruth?
Why, why we've had a successfulmarriage for over 30 years.
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Secret.
This is the secret ladies, and Iwant you to listen really
closely.
This isn't a joke, okay?
I'm being dead serious rightnow.
I'm, I'm I, I'm, I probablyagree.
Let's go.
Don't allow them to see shit.
Mm-hmm.
And do shit, right?
Mm-hmm.
You limit.
Their knowledge.
I got a, I got a, I got awording for this.
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Men only do what you allow themto do.
Just like children, they do whatyou allow them to do.
A hundred percent.
If you allow them to go to stripclubs or you allow them to check
out girls.
Yeah, that wouldn't work out forme.
I, yeah, I did.
My husband can't even watchcertain channel.
That's why you and I are.
I know.
Okay.
Fucking Disney Channel at alltimes.
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Dora Dora the Explorer.
Oh God.
He going to get us for this one.
Yeah.
I don't care.
He knows.
He closes his eyes.
You gonna watch it?
I, I just look over now.
His eyes are closed.
That that's It's the truth.
That's the truth.
He's such a good man.
You better close his eyes.
Scott just looks at me anymoreand is like, shut up.
(24:53):
Really?
You gonna start trying to dothat now?
No, I did it in the beginningOkay.
But you know, yeah, I've done itfrom the beginning.
That's what I'm saying.
So now he just comes.
That's why we're opposite.
He'll fast forward when it comesto that stuff.
He knows, just like you said,children are gonna do what you
allow'em to do.
I allowed them to do a lot.
A lot.
You allow, yeah.
(25:13):
You allowed your kids to do alot.
But they're all good kids now.
Yeah.
I mean, they were then, don'tget me wrong.
Oh yeah.
Why would they?
You guys will learn about mykids.
All 55 of'em.
They're fun.
They're amazing.
They for sure, every one ofthem, for sure.
Matter of fact, Gabby's my kid,well, you raised her.
That's obvious.
Brina, she like to Haw is moremy kid.
(25:35):
She likes to do things, notBrina.
I know Brina likes to party withme, likes to wear sim back when
I was skinny, like to wearsimilar clothing, like I like
mm-hmm.
Yeah, I can't buy her anyclothes.
Liked makeup, like I like, oh, Imean, I know you can't tell
right now, but still, yeah.
She's not bougie, so.
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Well, I had to think about that.
Just so you know, that dead airwas actually, if you're not able
to watch this and you'relistening to this, I want
everyone to know this.
That dead air was not like aedit.
Okay.
Yeah.
That was literally Cindythinking, thinking, Hey, I did
it.
I thought for a second.
Aren't you proud me?
I thought I smelled somethingtoo little.
(26:17):
Something burning.
I know you thought before youspoke.
She's not, she is not bougie.
You didn't wanna say it outloud?
No, I just, I, I had to thinkabout my answer.
I'm trying to learn that.
I told you.
I'm proud of you.
See.
You blew your knee out atvolley, remember that?
I did.
I did.
I needed surgery.
That was crazy.
That's why I don't do sport.
This is exactly why I don't workout, do sports.
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Who does that shit?
Dude, I was trying to slam it inyour face.
I know you are.
That was a good time.
That was good.
Yeah.
You did try.
That was, that was actually, Itried to jump up and hit Spike.
Spike, yeah.
Spike it down on me and then Ilanded in the sand.
That's what you get.
And then I had ice on my kneefor the rest of the weekend, but
I still had fun.
(27:00):
Yeah.
No, no.
That was good.
I know, I know.
Well, I didn't think you wereinjured that bad.
I thought you were just being awuss dude.
Oh, I knew I was injured.
I was like, come on, grow.
up I wobbled for a year.
Remember when you said, can youstop walking like that?
Like a old person when yourknees get Yeah.
Cranked.
Yeah.
Then I had surgery and I'mbetter now.
I know.
Now you're probably got betterknees than I do Maybe.
(27:24):
Anyway, we had fun there.
Yeah.
Um, bonfires, they had a pool,so we swam.
Yeah.
Cooled off.
'cause so we used to rent outevery cabin there.
Every cab.
Yes.
No, for real.
Like I think we'd have anywherebetween 30 to 45 people for
sure.
We took over the whole place.
Yeah.
We would invite the people thatwe work with.
They're with, they're welcome.
We suli, we are What kept thatplace in business?
(27:47):
I think, I mean, at one pointthey were giving us.
Buy two nights, get the thirdnight free, because we went so
many times.
Yeah.
Not anymore.
Somebody got us banned.
The story is we're banned, butwe're not really banned.
We can go, we just can't go intoher name.
So it's because every year youput it under your name for all
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the cabins.
Well, so now we're gonna have togo each year and put It was
mainly because of my kids.
Well, when we were playingvolleyball, we were all cursing
real a a lot us.
We were cursing a lot.
We were having a good time.
But I mean, it's Memorial Dayweekend, you're coming to a
campground.
Yeah.
I think it was a little, I mean,everybody that was around us
(28:31):
was.
Everybody we invited anyway,except for like one or two
groups.
Yeah.
That's why I think it was moreand they narced us out and have
cry babies, whatever.
Dude.
They were just not, sorry.
You have minor children thatmine were listening to it.
That's true.
They might have been saying ittoo.
They were part of it.
But anyway.
(28:51):
No, you're right.
Mm-hmm.
You're right.
They were a part of thevolleyball and stuff, but you're
right.
Yeah, it was fun.
Every year we went.
The kids miss it.
They say it every year.
Oh God, why don't we go, whydon't we go?
They just asked me again thisyear.
Oh my.
Why didn't we go back?
I said, no, I'm not paying thatkind of money to rent out
something that isn't the same.
Yeah, they got big cabins nowand they're like two something a
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night.
I can go get a home top.
They're not even cabins, they'retrailers.
Calm down people.
Yeah, they got mobile homes outthere.
They're tiny They're small.
They're beautiful.
They're small though.
Their bedrooms are, they are abed.
That's it.
I would do it if they didn'thave so many rules.
Like they put rules in place ofus.
Remember they bougie on us.
They did.
They did.
We're trailer park.
They went bougie.
We can't go back.
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That's a hundred percent true.
The one year we went, um.
We used to be able to bring ATVsout there or remember that
bikes, all that stuff.
And then because one of ourfriends, so-called friends, um,
brought his ATV and the dirtbikes and rode'em at night when
(29:58):
they got drunk, that was aproblem.
Okay.
And we know that's not safe.
So, uh, before everybody startsslamming Yeah, we know and we
don't recommend it.
We learned.
We absolutely, they learned.
Well they learned'cause we gotbanned for the next year.
Remember they said no ATVs.
Yeah, no.
You know, that kind kind ofstuff.
Each year they change the rulesbecause of us.
(30:20):
Yeah.
No more fires.
I know.
And that's because of yourhusband.
Well, come on.
All right.
It was'cause of him.
He burnt the cables up.
For the whole cable tv.
That was awesome.
But okay, first of all, itlooked like a fire was in that
spot already.
That's why he put it there.
Yeah.
But he caused a muck fire.
(30:40):
Okay.
But if fire's a fire, youshouldn't have cables under the
fire spot.
Uh, and you shouldn't have'emthat.
So the whole should have beenburied deeper.
All gated community homesbougie, all the cable went out.
And then our old boss narced outwho did it.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
That cabin number 15.
(31:03):
And he knows who he is mm-hmm.
In case he ever listens to thisepisode.
Yeah.
But you probably will.
'cause you gonna know we gonnabe talking about his ass Yep.
Well, for sure but okay, we hadto move the fire.
It's no big deal.
But anyway, we're gonna have funthis weekend.
Yes, yes, we are.
We're gonna have a blast thisweekend.
Mm-hmm.
(31:23):
We're also going to make surethat we celebrate the true
meaning to Memorial Day.
Yes, absolutely.
You know, remember, remember allof those who have, you know,
sacrificed their lives for us.
Absolutely.
And our freedom, and for thisamazing country.
So we just want everybody toknow, have a great and happy,
um, holiday and safe.
(31:43):
Yep.
Yep.
Weekend.
Um, and we hope you enjoyed thisepisode.
Uh, we definitely, obviouslydid.
Definitely.
Yes.
Have a great weekend.
Like follow?
Yes.
Look forward to you guys.
The next episode, any feedbackyou might've had be well be
nice, but definitely comment.
(32:03):
Give us some feedback of whatyou think so far.
Yes.
Suggestions of what to talkabout.
Yeah.
Our opinions.
Yeah, we'll give'em back.
So be prepared if you wanna behonest.
Yes, we will be too.
And join us again.
Take care.
Alright, bye-bye.
Okay, so clearly no one stoppedus after episode one, so welcome
back to, if you want me to behonest.
My name is Cindy and this isApril.
we survived our first episode.
It's shocking.
Nobody sued us and I think Ionly got maybe one or two texts
from my family.
(00:20):
What about you?
None.
Did your family enjoy it?
My daughter listened and thoughtit was funny.
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
I made everybody listen andwatch the video.
The video was a little too muchfor me, I'll be honest with you.
I thought it was great.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Hopefully this is a littlebetter.
You'll notice that we've got abetter background.
(00:43):
We stepped it up a scalecompared to our very first
funeral home.
Setting'cause that's what itreminded me of.
the title today is, did I saythat out loud?
And it's really about how weshould keep our mouth shut
probably.
Or things other people shouldkeep to themselves.
Can I just tell you?
Oh no.
(01:04):
Speaking of that.
Mom, please forgive me.
Oh, here we go.
But my sister and I went to workout at the gym.
Okay.
And before anybody saysanything.
Yes, I'm actually working out.
Okay.
Oh my God.
But anyway, so she calls Kimwhen we're done.
So I think.
(01:26):
I'm gonna be funny and answerthe phone so that she thinks
that it's Kim answering.
I answer of course.
And you had to hear her.
Of course.
At first she was confused andthen we were talking, everything
was fine and she said, oh, whatare you two doing together?
I said, you know, I'm gonna begoing out of town shortly and I
gotta lose some of this weightand she said, then you better
(01:49):
get on that shot.
Oh my.
She talking about Ozempic.
You better get on that shot.
Okay, so just so everybodyknows, I'm not on the shot, but
I am taking Tirzepatide to tryand help and cheat, it's a
cheat.
I don't give a shit.
I'll tell you the truth.
It's a cheat, but who?
(02:10):
Those are things you should notsay out loud.
Let's be real.
So we need your mom on here.
Oh God, I'm scared of that.
I already told her ass too andused it as a threat.
See it doesn't bother me becauseyour mom's always so sweet to me
and tells me how much she lovesme and loves my daughter.
She does.
She wishes you were herdaughter.
Okay.
Yeah.
What can we say?
She said I'm her favorite.
(02:31):
Yes, I know.
She tells me that every time Italk to her.
Yeah.
So your mother called you fat.
That's okay.
And now you did too.
So your mom did.
Your mom.
Oh, and just so you know aboutthis bitch, the reason I'm
wearing black is because why?
Because I told her, don't wearwhite fat.
(02:51):
People don't wear white or tightclothes.
It reminds me of like the firstrule of fight club.
Don't talk about fight club.
First rule about fat girl club.
Fat girls, like thicker clothesa little bit to hide it.
Darker clothes.
Look, I even got my sleevesdown, like I not a tank top.
She was straight.
It's all black.
I mean, no one could see herdown there, but she's wearing
black.
(03:11):
You don't wanna see down there,trust me.
But I had to teach her, fat girlrules.
She doesn't know that she's newto this.
You knew.
I am.
I am so new to it.
Okay.
It's very depressing.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It hasn't bothered me not oneday.
I know.
You're loving it.
You're like, get fat bitch.
Eat Culvers What kind of frienddoes that shit?
Okay.
Exactly.
You know, I was hungry.
(03:32):
I forgot my sandwich at home.
I needed my lunch.
I got me a little burger and I,what did I say?
What about your sandwich?
Anyway there I could have made asalad.
I could have argued, hold on.
Someone where we got lunch atsaid she was fat.
Because they gave her only onepiece of bread.
Okay.
Okay.
They gave her no top of hersandwich, no bread of all bread
(03:55):
on top.
That's Culver's telling me, cutthe carbs, bitch.
Hell, that's not me.
I didn't say, but I'll take onebun like some people do.
All you know them.
Real hardcore workout girls are.
Yes.
They're like, I'll go withoutbutt.
That's why I said it to help youbitch.
But her fat ass ate the fries.
(04:16):
I used the fries as the extrabun what you talking about.
I did.
I did.
I mean, it was delicious.
I'm just gonna have to work outextra hard tonight.
Extra 30 minutes.
Ugh.
But I think I'm gonna join thatgym just for the tanning.
I haven't seen the tanning areayet.
(04:37):
I might get on the treadmill alittle bit, but yeah, it really
don't bother me.
I'm old.
I'm tired.
I don't give a shit.
I feel the same way, but, andthen I look in the mirror and
I'm like don't look in themirror.
I wish they had a filter onthis.
If you notice, I haven't put onany makeup today.
I don't wear makeup, but I dosee grays some more, but it's
fine again with the fuckinggray.
(04:58):
I'm just noticing it here.
I don't notice it because Idon't look in the mirror.
I told your ass.
Rule two, fat girl etiquette.
We're gonna come up with a namewith this.
We're gonna patent that shit.
Fat girl etiquette.
Start coming out with t-shirts.
By the way, this is my coachingshirt.
From when I coached Cheer fatgirl besties.
When in doubt, coach your heartout.
(05:18):
It is gonna be, when in doubt,shit it out.
That's how you get skinny.
That's disgusting.
Okay.
I know it's disgusting, butmaybe that's why I'm not skinny.
You don't shit enough.
No.
Okay, we're off track again.
The title of this is, did I Saythat out loud?
She just said a hundred thingsShe shouldn't have said out
loud.
(05:39):
Obviously, I don't have aproblem with that.
I won't regret it.
I will think about it.
You'll overanalyze it.
You'll be like, oh my God, do wereally say that?
But I don't care.
As long as we're funny, I don'tcare.
Makes me laugh.
I mean, we're funny to eachother.
We've been saying this for awhile.
(05:59):
We hope we don't get it.
Hope you guys think.
Yeah.
Oh, so exciting news for us.
Actually only being the secondepisode.
We hit a goal.
We got 14 downloads.
In only a couple days.
That's, I think, amazing.
Yeah.
I mean, 14 of'em are probablyall my kids.
All right.
I have one.
I mean, I got 14 kids.
(06:20):
She's right.
Pretty much 14 kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's 14 people in yourfamily.
Immediate family.
That's rude.
She has a giant family.
That's, yes, it's, you have avery large extended family.
Yeah.
It's too many to count.
That's another, that's foranother episode too.
That's 15 episodes.
Anyway, we just got doneworking, we wanted to make your
(06:43):
day better.
I don't even know why I live inFlorida.
I can't stand the heat.
It's 98 degrees out.
She likes it.
I hate it.
You already tried to leave.
Claim you were leaving me.
Yeah, that's true.
I'll just stalk you.
Yeah I don't like the heat.
Podcast will be on Zoom calls,just so you know, at that point
(07:06):
if she leaves, which I think iscrazy.
I don't, that's one thing Idon't understand about it's fine
to zoom in some celebs.
Stuff like that.
We'll have some celebrities, buthey guys, what celebrities wanna
come see us and hang out for theday, although we're fun and
exciting it.
(07:26):
Yeah, I mean, we funnel beer.
They'll fit right here.
Oh, there's plenty of room.
Yeah.
Come on in.
I like our new background.
Thanks buddy.
I think we've stepped it up,even though she calls me bougie.
She is bougie.
She's bougie, we're tolddifferent.
Obviously I'm not bougie.
You're trying to get me attackedonline.
(07:48):
She's not bougie.
People will be like, bougiebitch.
It's true.
It's true.
So I guess we, say things a lotwhere we shouldn't be saying out
loud.
Let's talk about a time that youfeel like you've done that.
Every day.
Day.
I was gonna say day.
If we recounted it's accidents.
Okay.
(08:09):
Like the time that you, I justshouldn't even probably bring it
up.
I say stuff all the time.
I shouldn't say Yeah.
Like when you tell people thatthey're idiots.
Yeah.
Don't be an idiot.
I say it a lot.
I even call myself an idiotsometimes.
Yes, it's fine.
Yes.
It's fine.
They understand.
(08:30):
My daughter doesn't.
Your daughter's a littledifferent.
You're so mean.
Yeah.
Mean, come on.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
I can't help it.
You do idiot things.
You get called an idiot.
Oh, that's true.
That is true.
But how about when you tellsomebody that their brain's
going, clickety clackity.
Clickety clack me.
(08:51):
That means there's nothinginside and it's empty.
And the it's going.
Clickety clack.
Clickety clack.
'cause it's like a.
Bell in there or a little braingoing, Jesus Christ.
Just a little brain going,clicky clack.
I only told one person that isthe truth.
But you thought it about a lot.
Oh, lots of people.
(09:13):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cl pay attention to the faceexpressions.
That's when you know she reallybeing honest.
That's the problem though.
My face expressions.
I don't know how to, my problemis I don't know how to.
Not just wear it, just notreact.
Not, yes.
Not wear it.
Yeah.
Like when somebody sayssomething, it's all over my
face.
My thought, Kim, the same way.
(09:35):
Yeah.
I mean, I guess I do, I'm, Iguess I'm very similar with
that, but you guys are like,somebody says, oh, look at the
sun.
You're like, sun.
Yeah.
But you're very patient andnice.
I am.
See, I know a lot of people,which is weird.
You should be not the nice one.
I.
I get perceived as the, not thenice one though, because I have
(09:57):
resting bitch face.
Yes, but your, you're alwaysreactions are nice.
Hey, welcome to Starbucks.
Until they say something,whereas it's me, I'm like I'm
that, you know, on Snapchat whenyou do the filter, it's the
grumpy face.
No, the grumpy face looks likethey have balls on their cheek.
That's her.
That's her.
That's me.
Yeah.
(10:17):
It is what it is.
That is my face.
I also need to practice, not,saying everything that I think
right away.
Like I don't know how to make mymind stop first and think, I
have lots of people tell me thatand I don't know how to do it
because.
My first thing I thought ain't,oh, hold on.
(10:39):
Let me think about this.
My first thought is whatever theF gets on, what did you just
say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I, that's your thought.
Yeah.
And I don't know how to make mythought stop to process.
Yes.
It just flies out and then I'mlike, damn.
At the time I am not like, damn,I feel like I am.
Validated what I'm doing andsaying that I think that is,
(11:01):
yeah.
But then later it bothers me.
I'm like, oh man, I could havesaid that different or done that
different then I feel bad.
Ugh.
It's it just, I shouldn't feelbad, just that's who I am.
So they think you're a bitchanyway.
Why would you?
Yeah.
I mean, you done said it.
Yes.
And if the perception.
Yeah.
Even at work, I walk in, they'relike, oh, welcome back I said,
(11:25):
you guys are lying.
They're lying like a mood stop.
They're like, we miss your mind.
No, stop.
I like when I get that morningsunshine bitch.
It's lies you.
I think it's reverse psychology.
Yes.
That's a hundred percent whatthat is.
Yeah.
They think that if they startoff really nice with us and sun
shiny and happy that we're gonnabe that way.
(11:46):
No bitch.
Yeah.
You got us wrong.
Yeah.
You know, but that's a differentepisode that you'll find out all
about these people.
We work with our old jobs.
Our old jobs.
Our old jobs.
You know these people from backin the day.
Yes.
When we were young.
Yeah.
Nobody we know currently.
(12:06):
No, never would we talk aboutthat.
So this is gonna be an excitingweekend.
We got Memorial Day weekendcoming.
Yep.
It's gonna be fun.
Yep.
We will, have my nephew'sbirthday party Yep.
On Saturday.
That'll be a good time.
I gotta bring him something fun.
Mm-hmm.
That should be, that should bean exciting day.
Yeah.
(12:26):
Full of celebration.
Yes.
We'll have some drinks float inthe pool, I hope.
Flip cup no beach is myfavorite.
I don't know why I like it somuch.
Oh, so I told Kim what she gottastep it up this time.
What do you mean no more Is sheallowed to sit back?
She gotta be joined in.
Oh yeah.
I mean, yes.
(12:47):
Now that you know, my niecein-law, niece in-law, yep.
Is expecting.
So unfortunately she can't beyour partner on your team
anymore.
Yeah.
Sucks My partner.
I know.
I love, I love playing Flip Cupwith her.
I know, but you get Kim and Yep.
And Cam.
At least Kim curses me out too Iknow.
(13:07):
Same with Em.
It's the same.
It don't matter.
They both curse me out.
I know.
It's the same no matter what.
It's, it's fun though.
I curse.
I get people, I get worked up.
I know they suck.
I'm sure the boys will put itlive, stream it.
That's always fun.
Yes.
I have to, yeah.
You know, focus on what I'msaying because I'm on blast.
(13:28):
Oh, for sure.
That's when you really gottaworry about, did I say that out
loud and its constant with me.
Especially if I'm drinking.
Mm.
Mark told me don't embarrass thefamily.
Well then why'd we start thispodcast?
Yeah.
He said Don't embarrass thefamily.
No, that's too late.
You worried about me?
Shouldn't have married us.
He must have forgot about, musthave forgot about his house.
(13:50):
I said, don't worry about me.
I got this family.
My, I'm whats carrying it everyday.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
He was in the middle of talkingto me yesterday and I started
whistling and he said, are youwhistling while I'm telling you
something?
And I was like, oh, I thoughtyou were done.
It's just like he wascomplaining and I was like,
like, oh, that's, I ain't gottime for it.
(14:13):
Shut your face, you didn't, andhe's, I said, no.
I thought we were done.
Sorry, babe.
No, shut up.
Shut up.
I'm trying to right you nottalking.
I, I mean, I can bitch in thisrelationship, right.
Anyway.
Well, but that this weekend willbe good.
Yes.
We'll be able to do that.
And Yep.
Hang out with everybody.
Swim.
Yeah.
Have a couple drinks.
(14:34):
Well, you might have to have add.
I have a dd.
Oh, that's right, Mark.
He's my DD now.
That's true.
Yeah.
Drop me off.
Pick me up.
I'm probably gonna have to spendthe night.
Yeah.
I don't have a dd.
You're staying the night.
Yeah.
You're, or I'll have to take youhome.
Not me, but Mark.
Mark will have to drive us both.
And Scott.
Yeah, well definitely Scott.
(14:57):
12 o'clock I think is when we'redoing it, so, oh, at 12, so I
gotta send a text out.
Sorry, I'm always last minute.
Yeah, she's very slow aboutthat.
I'll complain every day untilshe does it as long as I go.
I don't really care long as I'minvited.
That's true.
Yeah.
I can wear my famous g-stringbathing suit.
(15:17):
Okay, well let's go ahead andbust that into this conversation
now.
Everybody knows the rules.
We're gonna go over the rules.
So we, we talked about the FatGirl Club rules.
Yes.
There's only two rules to that.
If you wanna be our friend, youwanna be our friend Yeah.
And hang out with us.
Yeah.
There's certain restrictions.
Yeah.
(15:38):
And I'll send you links.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We actually have some AmazonYeah.
Links that you know, if you'reinterested to party and hang out
with us.
Yeah.
Send us a photo first.
Of what you look like.
'cause we'll tell you if youfall into that.
Yeah, yeah.
You ain't coming.
I'm not real judgmental, but Iam judgmental.
(15:59):
You ain't coming If you cute.
I'm only, I'm only judgmental ifyou Good looking.
We only invite our daughters'cause we have to.
'cause they're cute.
Oh, they would not?
Yeah.
Now, just so everybody's aware,I did not participate in the
rule making, first of all.
'cause I wear whatever the fuckI want.
But.
(16:20):
I agreed with the rules.
That's, that's the key.
And what's the first rule?
the most important rule is whatyou wear.
Right.
That's very dress code.
Very important dress code.
And I've sent pictures toeveryone that wants to come of
what they're allowed to wear.
I wish I had a picture right nowto show you.
(16:41):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna point, Imean, I'm gonna put one up.
So go ahead and point like this.
Okay?
You're gonna see it.
I'm gonna put a clip in thereand when you see it, this is my
rule and you gotta wear acertain bathing suit.
Or don't come.
Oh no, it's not a bathing suit.
Don't let her mislead you intothinking.
(17:02):
It's a bathing.
What is it?
It's a full body wetsuit.
What divers wear?
Well, it has the face.
It's all you can see This is theamount of skin you're allowed to
show.
Okay?
It is a full on.
Oh, you can have your fingersfree.
Yeah.
And your feet.
I'm not, well, I'm not amonster.
One of our friends got.
(17:22):
I think so many ant bites.
She got allergic.
Like she thought this bitchthought, she thought she got in
poison ivy.
I said, I watched you drunkstanding in the ant pile and you
were wiping'em off.
And I'm like, you're in a antpile.
But she didn't remember it.
She, and she didn't move.
She just kept, Aw man.
She's slightly part of thereason why we put a few rules
(17:44):
into effect.
She's.
Because we started bringingRight, right.
Because she's too cute.
She's too cute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we, um, we started rules withour friendship.
Yeah.
Not with our friend, with ourfriend group.
It goes back to like the fatgirl rules.
Yeah.
You know, fat club.
I'm learning.
(18:05):
Everybody has a learning curve.
I'm a professional.
Okay.
No, she is not, but I'm justsaying, you know, it's, it's.
Some things we need to learn andskinny bitches need to learn.
When you're cute, there'scertain roles to be hanging out
or don't be our friend, it'sfine.
Well, I mean, you can be ourfriend.
Maybe just don't show up toholidays.
(18:25):
Yeah.
That involve a bikini.
Yes.
You're our winter friend.
Yes.
I send them pictures and linksfor them to buy a bathing suit.
Very helpful.
And some of'em were stylish andthey're very helpful.
I think they, I, what's theproblem?
I'm trying to help them.
I, I know.
You're welcome.
How many times I gotta sayyou're welcome to people?
Okay.
Y'all are welcome.
They're welcome.
(18:47):
Well, I think you really, ourhusbands were welcome because it
saved their lives, their eyes,their eyeballs.
Yeah, they're welcome.
Right?
Yeah.
So technically these, um,outfits, um, swimsuits, they're
still swim, like swim.
They swimsuits, swim in them,swim.
They're swimsuits.
Okay.
If you Google it, it's aswimsuit.
(19:10):
It's just what's the problem?
The only part of your bodyshowing is your face.
That's only I need to know whoyou are.
That's all that matters It'slike a seal.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I can wear what Iwant.
Yeah.
I mean, I, I didn't see a bigdeal.
No.
So she was smart though.
Why?
Because you gave her theserules.
(19:31):
She decided to show up at night.
When no bikinis are worn.
Oh, great.
Smart.
Perfect.
Perfect for me.
Smart.
This is why she's still ourfriend today.
Yes.
She, she knew.
She know, and she knows who sheis.
And you know what's so funny isthe, the people I send it to
when they first want to comehang out with us.
Yeah.
They're like, think I'm realserious.
Which I'm serious, but I'm not.
(19:52):
I mean, I wouldn't go thatdramatic.
But hey, I would appreciate itif you did it.
I would appreciate if you didit, but you know.
Serious.
I wish somebody would do itserious one time, just once.
I like a little banter.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to have someWell, not submissive friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it is funny.
(20:12):
Submissive.
Yeah.
But yeah, I think it'shilarious.
Like if somebody showed up, Idon't understand.
I, I think I'm gonna end uphaving to do it.
That's me and you do it.
That would be so amazing becausewe follow our own rules ex and
show them.
And show them the real live looklike idiots, the real live
examples.
Yeah, they're welcome.
Yeah.
We're saving your husbands well.
(20:36):
We'd be saving them fromanother, we don't want them to
get blind because they'redifferent than in bikinis or
thongs.
Yeah.
Their eyes are destroyed.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's, you're welcome.
You know what?
I'm getting punished.
Do you want me to tell you why?
Because I've been this rule forso many years.
Yeah.
And look what I created now.
(20:57):
Everybody wants to wear a thongin front of you and your man.
I wish is what I feel like theywould, don't get me all heated
up now, but I mean, think aboutit.
So as we invited people over theyears, the newer people, I just
said, Hey, it's just likeHalloween parties, all of it.
Oh my god, damn.
You can't dress like a whore forHalloween or you can't come.
(21:18):
I remember the one girl dressedlike a whore for Halloween and
come to my house on Halloween.
Was that me?
I a couple times, but that's notthe one I was wondering.
No.
Is that me?
No.
It's that other bitch that wedon't mention.
Mm-hmm.
She know who she is.
Mm-hmm.
And she wore it anyway, sothat's why she's, that was my
(21:39):
fault, not cool.
Because you told her she could,well, no, because I was dressing
cute.
I think she felt like she couldOh, yeah.
Wrong.
There's a difference.
Okay.
I do what I want.
Yeah.
So they have, we have, I haverules.
You go to the beach with usbefore the July.
Oh, it's definitely you.
Yeah.
Don't come.
I mean, we have 30 people there.
You ain't gotta be the one witha little string up your ass.
(22:01):
I don't wanna see it.
Nobody wants to see it, and myman don't wanna see it.
Right?
Yep.
Yep.
We're celebrating Saturday, hisbirthday, my nephew's birthday.
We're gonna go ahead and, andsend out a mass text Yeah.
Shoot it out to all of them.
To let them know that thisincludes your friends.
Yeah.
Like there's are people that.
(22:23):
That they can wear.
They could wear Capris.
Yeah.
Or the coverups.
Yeah.
Like solid, not sheer.
See through.
Yeah.
And when you get in and out ofthe pool, you just take it off
as you get in and put it back onwhen you get out.
Yeah.
Like get out fast.
Cover up.
Yeah.
Don't be stupid and linger.
You do that on purpose and I seethe shit a mile away.
(22:44):
You know, it's comical though.
I'm going, lemme be honest withy'all.
None of these cute girls wantour come on.
Why were they with their old asshit and poor?
And I mean, marry rich.
We love them.
Yes, of course.
They love them and they'rehandsome to us.
(23:04):
And a I just adore my husband incase he's listening.
Um.
But really, I mean these little23-year-old, it's not that
unless they're looking at himlike sugar daddies.
No, it's not that for me.
Yeah, it's not that I think theywant him, right?
It's his, his once his eyes.
See that, if you think aboutthat and you better, I just
(23:27):
wanna rip his brain right out,crush it up, put it back.
Don't even think about it likeas if you've never seen it.
I mean, he is never seen itblinded by the light.
They think that this is why theythink I just we're perfect.
I mean, you wanna know thetruth?
Why, why we've had a successfulmarriage for over 30 years.
(23:49):
Secret.
This is the secret ladies, and Iwant you to listen really
closely.
This isn't a joke, okay?
I'm being dead serious rightnow.
I'm, I'm I, I'm, I probablyagree.
Let's go.
Don't allow them to see shit.
Mm-hmm.
And do shit, right?
Mm-hmm.
You limit.
Their knowledge.
I got a, I got a, I got awording for this.
(24:09):
Men only do what you allow themto do.
Just like children, they do whatyou allow them to do.
A hundred percent.
If you allow them to go to stripclubs or you allow them to check
out girls.
Yeah, that wouldn't work out forme.
I, yeah, I did.
My husband can't even watchcertain channel.
That's why you and I are.
I know.
Okay.
Fucking Disney Channel at alltimes.
(24:29):
Dora Dora the Explorer.
Oh God.
He going to get us for this one.
Yeah.
I don't care.
He knows.
He closes his eyes.
You gonna watch it?
I, I just look over now.
His eyes are closed.
That that's It's the truth.
That's the truth.
He's such a good man.
You better close his eyes.
Scott just looks at me anymoreand is like, shut up.
(24:53):
Really?
You gonna start trying to dothat now?
No, I did it in the beginningOkay.
But you know, yeah, I've done itfrom the beginning.
That's what I'm saying.
So now he just comes.
That's why we're opposite.
He'll fast forward when it comesto that stuff.
He knows, just like you said,children are gonna do what you
allow'em to do.
I allowed them to do a lot.
A lot.
You allow, yeah.
(25:13):
You allowed your kids to do alot.
But they're all good kids now.
Yeah.
I mean, they were then, don'tget me wrong.
Oh yeah.
Why would they?
You guys will learn about mykids.
All 55 of'em.
They're fun.
They're amazing.
They for sure, every one ofthem, for sure.
Matter of fact, Gabby's my kid,well, you raised her.
That's obvious.
Brina, she like to Haw is moremy kid.
(25:35):
She likes to do things, notBrina.
I know Brina likes to party withme, likes to wear sim back when
I was skinny, like to wearsimilar clothing, like I like
mm-hmm.
Yeah, I can't buy her anyclothes.
Liked makeup, like I like, oh, Imean, I know you can't tell
right now, but still, yeah.
She's not bougie, so.
(25:57):
Well, I had to think about that.
Just so you know, that dead airwas actually, if you're not able
to watch this and you'relistening to this, I want
everyone to know this.
That dead air was not like aedit.
Okay.
Yeah.
That was literally Cindythinking, thinking, Hey, I did
it.
I thought for a second.
Aren't you proud me?
I thought I smelled somethingtoo little.
(26:17):
Something burning.
I know you thought before youspoke.
She's not, she is not bougie.
You didn't wanna say it outloud?
No, I just, I, I had to thinkabout my answer.
I'm trying to learn that.
I told you.
I'm proud of you.
See.
You blew your knee out atvolley, remember that?
I did.
I did.
I needed surgery.
That was crazy.
That's why I don't do sport.
This is exactly why I don't workout, do sports.
(26:40):
Who does that shit?
Dude, I was trying to slam it inyour face.
I know you are.
That was a good time.
That was good.
Yeah.
You did try.
That was, that was actually, Itried to jump up and hit Spike.
Spike, yeah.
Spike it down on me and then Ilanded in the sand.
That's what you get.
And then I had ice on my kneefor the rest of the weekend, but
I still had fun.
(27:00):
Yeah.
No, no.
That was good.
I know, I know.
Well, I didn't think you wereinjured that bad.
I thought you were just being awuss dude.
Oh, I knew I was injured.
I was like, come on, grow.
up I wobbled for a year.
Remember when you said, can youstop walking like that?
Like a old person when yourknees get Yeah.
Cranked.
Yeah.
Then I had surgery and I'mbetter now.
I know.
Now you're probably got betterknees than I do Maybe.
(27:24):
Anyway, we had fun there.
Yeah.
Um, bonfires, they had a pool,so we swam.
Yeah.
Cooled off.
'cause so we used to rent outevery cabin there.
Every cab.
Yes.
No, for real.
Like I think we'd have anywherebetween 30 to 45 people for
sure.
We took over the whole place.
Yeah.
We would invite the people thatwe work with.
They're with, they're welcome.
We suli, we are What kept thatplace in business?
(27:47):
I think, I mean, at one pointthey were giving us.
Buy two nights, get the thirdnight free, because we went so
many times.
Yeah.
Not anymore.
Somebody got us banned.
The story is we're banned, butwe're not really banned.
We can go, we just can't go intoher name.
So it's because every year youput it under your name for all
(28:09):
the cabins.
Well, so now we're gonna have togo each year and put It was
mainly because of my kids.
Well, when we were playingvolleyball, we were all cursing
real a a lot us.
We were cursing a lot.
We were having a good time.
But I mean, it's Memorial Dayweekend, you're coming to a
campground.
Yeah.
I think it was a little, I mean,everybody that was around us
(28:31):
was.
Everybody we invited anyway,except for like one or two
groups.
Yeah.
That's why I think it was moreand they narced us out and have
cry babies, whatever.
Dude.
They were just not, sorry.
You have minor children thatmine were listening to it.
That's true.
They might have been saying ittoo.
They were part of it.
But anyway.
(28:51):
No, you're right.
Mm-hmm.
You're right.
They were a part of thevolleyball and stuff, but you're
right.
Yeah, it was fun.
Every year we went.
The kids miss it.
They say it every year.
Oh God, why don't we go, whydon't we go?
They just asked me again thisyear.
Oh my.
Why didn't we go back?
I said, no, I'm not paying thatkind of money to rent out
something that isn't the same.
Yeah, they got big cabins nowand they're like two something a
(29:13):
night.
I can go get a home top.
They're not even cabins, they'retrailers.
Calm down people.
Yeah, they got mobile homes outthere.
They're tiny They're small.
They're beautiful.
They're small though.
Their bedrooms are, they are abed.
That's it.
I would do it if they didn'thave so many rules.
Like they put rules in place ofus.
Remember they bougie on us.
They did.
They did.
We're trailer park.
They went bougie.
We can't go back.
(29:34):
That's a hundred percent true.
The one year we went, um.
We used to be able to bring ATVsout there or remember that
bikes, all that stuff.
And then because one of ourfriends, so-called friends, um,
brought his ATV and the dirtbikes and rode'em at night when
(29:58):
they got drunk, that was aproblem.
Okay.
And we know that's not safe.
So, uh, before everybody startsslamming Yeah, we know and we
don't recommend it.
We learned.
We absolutely, they learned.
Well they learned'cause we gotbanned for the next year.
Remember they said no ATVs.
Yeah, no.
You know, that kind kind ofstuff.
Each year they change the rulesbecause of us.
(30:20):
Yeah.
No more fires.
I know.
And that's because of yourhusband.
Well, come on.
All right.
It was'cause of him.
He burnt the cables up.
For the whole cable tv.
That was awesome.
But okay, first of all, itlooked like a fire was in that
spot already.
That's why he put it there.
Yeah.
But he caused a muck fire.
(30:40):
Okay.
But if fire's a fire, youshouldn't have cables under the
fire spot.
Uh, and you shouldn't have'emthat.
So the whole should have beenburied deeper.
All gated community homesbougie, all the cable went out.
And then our old boss narced outwho did it.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
That cabin number 15.
(31:03):
And he knows who he is mm-hmm.
In case he ever listens to thisepisode.
Yeah.
But you probably will.
'cause you gonna know we gonnabe talking about his ass Yep.
Well, for sure but okay, we hadto move the fire.
It's no big deal.
But anyway, we're gonna have funthis weekend.
Yes, yes, we are.
We're gonna have a blast thisweekend.
Mm-hmm.
(31:23):
We're also going to make surethat we celebrate the true
meaning to Memorial Day.
Yes, absolutely.
You know, remember, remember allof those who have, you know,
sacrificed their lives for us.
Absolutely.
And our freedom, and for thisamazing country.
So we just want everybody toknow, have a great and happy,
um, holiday and safe.
(31:43):
Yep.
Yep.
Weekend.
Um, and we hope you enjoyed thisepisode.
Uh, we definitely, obviouslydid.
Definitely.
Yes.
Have a great weekend.
Like follow?
Yes.
Look forward to you guys.
The next episode, any feedbackyou might've had be well be
nice, but definitely comment.
(32:03):
Give us some feedback of whatyou think so far.
Yes.
Suggestions of what to talkabout.
Yeah.
Our opinions.
Yeah, we'll give'em back.
So be prepared if you wanna behonest.
Yes, we will be too.
And join us again.
Take care.
Alright, bye-bye.
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