June 27, 2025 • 41 mins
Freestyle Friday: Concerts, Tattoos, and Technical Glitches
In this impromptu episode, we dive into a wide range of topics, kicking off with a recap of a messed-up recording session from a live event featuring guests Zac and Brandon. We talk about a recent reggae concert, a cool bottle from a gastro pub, and the hilarity that ensued. The conversation veers into personal anecdotes, from embarrassing technical glitches to unforgettable SeaWorld trips, diet struggles, and unexpected fart stories. We also touch on tattoos, teaching jobs, and plans for future episodes. Join us for an unfiltered and fun-filled Friday chat!
00:00 Introduction and Episode Theme
00:15 Technical Glitch and Recap of Live Event
02:00 Freestyle Friday and Reggae Concert
03:19 Food Adventures and Fun Banter
04:51 Workplace Stories and Friendly Teasing
11:30 SeaWorld Trip and Cashless Society
18:02 4th of July Plans and Family Fun
19:22 Humorous Anecdotes and Fart Stories
20:23 Zac's Funny Username
21:25 Nicknames and Family Dynamics
22:22 Tattoo Stories and Opinions
25:32 Freestyle Friday: Random Conversations
31:33 Body Image and Aging
35:09 Weekend Plans and Family Updates
39:05 Upcoming Episodes and Farewell
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(00:00):
Yeah.
All right.
hi everybody.
Hi.
How are you?
Good afternoon, Friday.
It's Friday?
Yep.
We're gonna call it today'sepisode.
Uh, freestyle Friday.
Glad you were gonna say fuck itFriday.
Well, you had to fuck around,find out Friday.
Um, because I accidentally, uh,I'm so embarrassing.
(00:23):
I have no words.
I recorded, well, we recorded anepisode on Wednesday trying to
do a recap of our Live Event,which was amazing.
Yes.
That we did with Zac andBrandon.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh, egg and Alex did aguest appearance and that was
fun.
Yes.
And we recorded the whole thingan hour long.
(00:46):
An hour just for Andrew.
Yes.
Because he complains.
Yes.
That he likes a little extra.
Mm-hmm.
So if the episodes are too longfor y'all, go ahead and comment
in it so that Andrew can see.
Mm-hmm.
So we can blame him.
Right?
Right.
I need somebody to blame, but onthis one, I have to blame
myself.
Evidently, our mic, wasn'tplugged in the whole hour, an
(01:12):
entire hour.
We can watch ourselves.
We have zero idea what we weredoing.
We look funny.
We look like we were having, welook fast.
Um, so I got on this shirt,Cindy was wearing hers on
Wednesday.
Mm-hmm.
I luckily had, my husband didthe laundry.
(01:32):
Well, good for you.
Okay.
And your husband did not.
Well, and I got stuff on mine,so I had to spray it and it's.
Whatever.
I'm done with that shit.
Yeah, so anyway, anyway, that'swhy I'm not wearing my shirt
because the whole hour I waswearing it and then it didn't
work out.
So Yeah.
I'll put a little popup in thereso y'all can see.
Whoa.
Hey, how you doing?
(01:54):
Sorry, I moved my mouse aroundtoo much.
So some craziness happened.
We want to talk about the live.
So, yeah, today's just gonna befreestyle Friday.
Oh, I want to do a little thingreal quick.
would you mind handing me thatbottle?
Scott and I went to, a Reggaeconcert last night for our
favorite band.
(02:15):
Well, his really, I enjoy them.
It's, uh, Slightly Stoopid,which explains why he would like
it.
You see, she keeps pointing atme.
We going get to that part.
Everybody thinks I'm so mean toyou, but any who?
This is a place up inJacksonville called Spliffs.
(02:38):
yes.
Hence it's about joints, but Oh,it is?
It's called, I didn't know that.
It's called Spliffs.
Gastro Pub's like a jointspliff.
Right.
You want a spliff that was backin that day and their thing is a
food.
Mm-hmm.
Or, or, and drink joint.
Oh, oh, they're fun.
Play own words.
(02:59):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway, this bottle is,pretty cool because you can have
it filled there with yourfavorite beer or whatever.
I didn't have anything put in,and I'm sure Zac would love to
have this to do.
For his live shows.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
I like the bottle.
I like the bottle and the logo.
So just wanted to share thatamazing place for food.
(03:19):
She didn't get it filled withbeer for us to try, but it's
fine.
I should have, we could have,what a loser.
I mean, whatever.
Anyway, I, you know, women, Ican't all the males out there.
Yeah, we're trying to make thisa podcast.
Women, men and women.
Yes.
Friendly.
Mm-hmm.
(03:40):
Whatever it's gonna storm.
So Yeah.
If you hear some thunder, somelightning or some dogs, we,
they're scared of the storm.
I'm sorry.
They get nervous.
but yeah, so that was a goodtime.
We had a good time last night.
and the food was great.
You said amazing food.
Her fat ass ate.
I did mac and cheese.
Oh my god.
With steak in it.
(04:01):
And jalapenos and habanero andonions.
You didn't even save me none.
You could have bought an extraone, brung it home.
We could ate it for lunch.
It would've been good the nextday too, I'm sure.
Are we even friends?
I question it every episode.
Just so y'all know, she tallyshit when we ain't on here.
Yeah.
She's like, wait, you just wait.
(04:21):
You, and this is why she bashesme so much.
'cause I get her off the camera.
Because y'all don't realize oncamera she's like one of'em.
Housewives.
Yeah.
Camera turns on.
Whole different bitch.
Um, well, I'm the sweetheart,but you're sweet.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'm real.
All the time.
(04:41):
That's the asshole.
And my kids think I'm theasshole.
Well, well that's if you want meto be honest.
Yeah.
So, um, TikTok was fun.
We tried Apple, apple, uhhuh,Bapple, bush, apple, bush, Bush,
apple.
Yeah.
Bush, apple.
Yeah.
That was fun.
You liked it?
I wasn't a big fan.
(05:02):
Well, I like it because it wasweird.
It, it was Apple Jolly Rancher.
It did taste like that, but itwas, I, I don't know, mixture.
I think it was the foamy.
Yeah, the mixture.
I'd rather drink a regular oldbush.
Yeah, Bush.
Bush.
You like that boosh.
Remember that commercial?
You go bush as they opened it?
(05:23):
Yes.
And then you guys made fun of mebecause I said.
Rednecky.
I said it.
Well, wow.
First of all, I wasn't gonna saythat one.
Okay.
I'm gonna slam you for, oh, thisshit, we gonna get it out.
I said, I love flip cup.
And y'all were like, wow, I loveflip cup.
Okay.
Did you, everybody is can see itbecause I think I posted it not
(05:45):
only on TikTok, I also postedon,'cause she didn't wanna blast
me.
No, because it was amazing.
All that's how I talk.
I don't know how.
I know that's why.
And then I said, what?
Imagine if we had to, and youlaughed.
I said, what did I soundRednecky?
Yeah, Talisha is what yousounded like.
Oh, I love her.
I know.
Even she commented and was like,I wanna do a podcast with y'all.
Yeah.
(06:05):
I love her.
I love her accent.
But imagine her accent.
My aunt, my uncles.
That's that.
Georgia.
My cousins have that.
My cousin Doug.
Oh, it's bad.
But you get it a lot like it.
You don't realize it.
But I lived in this place yourwhole life.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know why you'reborn here.
Right.
I was born here.
Yes, yes.
(06:25):
But anyway, they made fun of mefor that.
Let's see, what else?
Well, that was not just, did wemake fun of you for that?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, we did, but that wasfun.
Family event for my family.
Of course, we talked about howZac.
We talked pretty much about myfamily.
Treating you like shit, yeah.
(06:46):
So welcome to my life.
Kids slaps me.
Weren't that many storiesthough.
Raised the other kid.
Okay.
Yeah.
She, by the way.
Mm-hmm.
This is why she's getting paidback today.
Why?
Because you called my daughterMowgli.
You don't say that.
She'll be mad and you've alwayssaid it.
Yeah.
Well you said it on theunrecorded.
It has nothing to to do withher.
(07:07):
It has to do with how she wasraised, right?
Like she was raised in thejungle.
She was all the boys and thewildness.
That's why I took that babyhome.
This is why I took her home.
This is why a storm's coming andI ain't talking about it.
Storm outside.
I fed her.
We gave her vitamins.
(07:27):
She was lacking.
You did probably coming.
You.
You.
Right.
But it's also why she was like,all right, this is enough.
My mom thought she was agrandkid.
She was, had her picture onevery family reunion.
Pretty much.
I know.
Yeah.
She was part of your family.
Yeah.
'cause just not child supportedor?
(07:48):
No, I pay for everything.
Yeah.
And now I'm paying for it.
Now she's, this is payback.
Yes.
Yes.
All them pub subs we shared.
Yep.
She thinks I'm paying her backfor lunch today.
Oh, damn.
Well, we split today's lunch,literally, so that's okay
(08:09):
because it's, it's enough.
Our fat asses don't need double.
Do me a favor, do not comment onour fatness.
Yes, I, because you will geteffed up.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm trying to listen.
I need to take a step back.
Who's gonna say we're fat?
Don't be rude.
Stop being constant.
(08:29):
Know there's some rude peopleout there.
Well, maybe they, they might belike, if you want me to be
honest, you fat bitch.
Well, we call ourselves that soI know.
So you can't, you can't hurt us.
Yeah.
Um, so I had a coworkeryesterday said, bye fatty.
She swears she said, bye toPatty.
But she said, when I was walkingout, bye fatty.
(08:52):
So I made it a big thing.
I said, I'm calling hr.
I am hr.
Right.
Which doesn't help her.
No.
And then the boss came in andthey started telling her, and
she's like, well, Cindy's theboss, so y'all are screwed.
So yeah.
Bye fatty.
It's all right.
Her name is Natalie.
Oh yeah, we gonna call you out.
Natalie.
Natalie?
Mm-hmm.
You know where you at?
(09:12):
She, she called me Fatty andthen she thought it was so
funny.
She kept, she really said fatty.
Oh.
Then she was Sam and Bree.
Oh, you want me to say that Sam?
Oh, really?
Fatty.
You just said fatty to her.
It's fine.
I torture them daily.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's not the first time somebodysaid that though.
Call me Fatty.
I'm gonna call out another onewho called me Fatty.
(09:33):
Another doctor we used to workfor.
Oh, remember that?
Yeah.
When he said, I'm gonna have towiden the doors.
Okay.
I'm just gonna tell yousomething.
We have worked for someassholes.
Really?
Yeah.
Like.
You got balls like you shouldhave been.
How did we not have actual HRand complain and sue the shit
(09:56):
out of him?
Well, because the things we didback, I know.
I mean, we mistreated.
We tortured him.
Him a lot.
I'd go to his house, we'd talkabout making him pay for
everything.
He'd show up, I'm in the pool.
We'd have parties at his house,random cookouts.
He's like, what are you doinghere?
How'd you get in?
Is it gated community?
I said, I called him, said, I'mcoming in.
We're on the list.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
(10:17):
Why are you here?
Actually, yeah, you're ruiningmy day.
I think you forgot whose housethis really is.
Yeah.
He's like, I needed a nap.
I said, go nap.
Shit.
Close the door.
Not our problem.
So we paid him back.
Don't worry.
I know those were good times.
Really?
Yes.
I mean, even though, yes, likeI, I think I've, I've learned to
(10:40):
forgive people'cause I've beenwronged by a lot of people.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you, but I've done somewrong to people.
Don't get me wrong.
I've done a little bit back, alittle payback.
Like now this is why I put youon the podcast bitch.
This payback for 35 years.
Yeah.
Geez.
Yeah.
I want the world to know I gottatake it.
(11:03):
I'm hoping this thing goeswildfire so they can see the
truth.
Yeah.
That how mean she is to me.
It's fine.
That's not real.
Oh, my meanness is real.
Okay.
But you're rude back.
I mean, pretty much.
But let them have theiropinions.
Okay.
(11:23):
It's not really fair.
It's all one sided, butwhatever.
I don't give a shit.
So her, her kid, Mowgli, I, uh,we went to SeaWorld last week
and I had more fun with hergrandchild.
Her and Mowgli were on.
Yes, we're on a rollercoaster.
(11:44):
I can't wait till Mowgli decidesto kick your ass for this one.
She's done defending you.
I'm out.
You're done.
She's out of the family.
Out of the friendship, Kim.
Matter of fact, Kim's gonnareplace me.
Pack it up.
Kim said, no, you're outta luck.
She's keeping me.
Okay.
And so did your mother thismorning.
(12:05):
Thank you.
She did.
Alright.
Well then fuck it.
I'm out.
Bye bitches.
I'm just kidding.
Anyway, she ain't going nowhere.
I know.
Anyway, I had fun with him.
Yes, we got soaked.
We had a good day.
It was hot as hell.
Oh my God.
But it was fun.
You and Gabby wanting to go onthe hottest day out of the
(12:29):
fricking summer.
Well, we had to push it back amonth because of your job?
Um, yeah, but it was fun.
That's what happened.
Yeah, it was fun.
I liked it.
I ain't scared.
No, that was a, that wasactually a thing.
I paid for everything.
So that's.
That's exactly why.
Oh, let's talk about that.
(12:49):
That's the payback.
Yeah.
This is what I'm saying.
Let's talk about this.
I end up, you get me.
People think, oh yeah.
April's so mean to her.
Uhhuh.
She's so mean.
Look at all the little slams shedoes.
Okay.
No bitches.
You don't understand.
My payback is literally in cash.
Yeah, it comes out of herwallet.
Okay.
And it's not cash, so let herkeep slamming me.
It's tap pay, tap pay.
(13:11):
Because this bitch got cash fordays.
Yes.
Well, just so you know, if youever go to maybe anything park,
but I don't know, I haven't beenin a long time, but went to, uh,
SeaWorld.
It's the world today.
It's dumb zero.
They do not take cash.
Nowhere in the.
World in sea world.
(13:32):
So we went to go park, and ofcourse bougie here wants VIP.
Okay.
Okay.
So I, I get tired, I'm fat.
I didn't want a walk.
So we go to pay with cash and hesaid, we don't take cash.
Okay.
I was thinking it was theparking area, you know?
Right.
I didn't know.
Right.
So the alarm didn't go off untilwe got inside and you were like,
(13:53):
I, they're, they don't take cashanymore.
I said, yes.
They stop.
You're just trying to bother me.
You know, you they call me.
You always think I'm lying.
She's like, no, I don't thinkthat.
I said they do.
Who's honest person to you?
You're, you want to be honest.
She went to get us some waterand they don't.
$35 later, no place in theretakes cash.
Well, that's a problem.
(14:14):
'cause that's all I have.
Mm-hmm.
So guess who paid for the day?
Yeah, clickity clackity.
So I got me out pizza.
Obviously there's no brainrolling around in this shit, so
I should have bought somesouvenirs too.
So, you know, speaking of that,when we went last night to, um,
(14:35):
Dailies mm-hmm.
They don't accept cash either.
It is all card.
Okay.
So, well, we went one time, Ithink it was last year.
It was me, um, Eric and Scottwent to a show there and all we
had was cash.
(14:55):
I left the whole wallet.
'cause I'm thinking it's so mucheasier.
You, that's what I do.
Listen, love waitresses, lovebartenders, love.
You know everybody that's inservice like that definitely
tip.
But dude, I'm not tipping$10 fortwo drinks.
It's a$50 bill when you buyliquor at these places.
(15:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Well, 20% is 10 bucks.
Oh, I'm not giving, I'm sorry.
Mix and mix.
Each drink was$25.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, my husband'sdoing doubles, bougie, and then
a thing of White Claw that'slike, uh, 20 ounce or whatever,
or you know, one of those, orwhat?
They're$16.
(15:36):
I mean, what is, what are youtalking about?
What is daily?
The Jacksonville Jaguar Stadium.
Oh, oh, okay.
Okay.
So Daley's Place is where theydo all the like, um, dang
concerts and stuff like that.
They charged way too much.
No shit, dude.
Like it was ridiculous.
Golly.
So we went with cash only.
(15:58):
They didn't take cash.
No.
Talk about screwed.
The world is going awry.
Yeah.
So, I mean, luckily that's Bankwas across the street.
Yeah.
If I would've went to SeaWorldalone, well, mark has his wallet
used all the time.
Yeah.
So, but that would've been aproblem.
(16:18):
Well, Scott had his wallet too.
That's, I'm there.
We didn't, I I didn't have anycredit cards with us.
We went light.
Oh, I, I don't know.
Maybe he did have his creditcards.
We just didn't even think aboutit at that point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, they should warn people.
Yeah, especially in thebeginning of it.
I could see after years of a lotof places not having it and
people get used to it orsomething.
But like I said, how are gonnawarn you?
(16:40):
Put it on their website?
No cash.
No cash.
It should have been on ourGroupon.
Should have been, should havebeen a big sign out front.
There was something where there,I didn't see it.
There was, there was, and itsaid, um, you please use kiosk,
but this is the trick.
This is what's slick about thatshit.
Okay.
Right.
(17:01):
These motherfuckers are somerobbing people.
Okay.
Oh,'cause that card's only goodfor SeaWorld, so you gotta use
it all.
So let's say I go and I'm like,all right, I figure our family's
gonna spend 500 bucks.
Okay?
Right.
That's, you know, for a bigfamily to eat all day and drink
and toys and all that crap, youput$500 or even$200 on that
card.
(17:22):
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Well, we spent all together, Ithink just inside the park.
It was like 150.
Okay, you, so where'd my 50 go?
You'd have to buy something.
How am I gonna, you'd have toget something else walking on
the door, see my point.
Or you have to wait and use itfor the next time you come back.
So you have to spend it thereonly at SeaWorld.
(17:42):
That, that's, that's slick.
That's real slick.
So I'm not into those kind ofplaces so much.
Yeah.
It's just, it's just, it wasweird to me.
But either way, I had a free dayat SeaWorld.
It was perfectly fine for me.
I'd go back, I mean.
I would too bitch.
Anyway, so that was our day andit's almost 4th of July.
(18:06):
Yes, yes, yes.
Another week.
One more week.
One more week.
And we're off.
Thank God I get paid.
Yeah.
God bless America for giving usthis day.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
So that's gonna be fun.
Beach.
Oh, pool.
I'm sorry.
You might have heard that Burt.
(18:27):
I didn't even notice it, but yougotta tell the world.
Okay.
Whatever.
Wait until she parks.
I don't do something like that.
Okay.
My aunt always said my tummyhurts.
That's what you said in my car alittle bit ago.
Bitch, you farted my.
(18:49):
Now.
Wow.
Yeah.
My seat, if I didn't smelledgreat because you didn't
complain.
So because it went deep in myseat, you know I fart roses,
bitch, you know I've been toldmany times.
Your shit don't stink.
You think your shit don't stink.
Stinks her shit.
I didn't tell you.
Okay.
I know my shit don't stink.
(19:10):
Mine smell like roses.
One time I farted.
Okay.
One time at Band Camp.
This one time, no, you don'twant that story.
One time I farted and it wasafter one of my favorite
restaurants.
Okay?
And I was laying on my bed andBrina Brina was littler, and
(19:32):
Mark was like on the bed too.
And I farted.
Dude, I never smelled nothinglike that about, scare him,
Sabrina, and come running in theroom, mommy, and goes, jump on
the bed.
It's like she hit a wall suckand slid down and Mark got up,
went into the living room andwatched tv.
You know, it's, and I said,babe, come back after a few
minutes.
He said, hell no.
(19:53):
You just mustered gassed hisass.
That's why he and bring it too.
And so you don't do that tofamily.
Who do you do it to then?
I do it to my friends.
She does it to me.
Oh, so you're supposed to do itto friends, not family.
Right, right.
I'm learning.
You're screwed.
Come Monday.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
(20:13):
Just kidding.
Keep it with your family.
Keep it there.
Anyway, yeah.
Okay.
Enough about the farts.
A little too much information.
Again, speaking of farts, herewe go.
Going back to Zac.
Oh yes.
Because you know he is a fartingson of a bitch.
Yes.
When we did that live, I thoughtit was pretty funny.
You know that he, his name isHugh_Jassol.
(20:38):
Like Huge asshole.
If you say it real fast.
Yes.
Like Dick's.
Dick's Enormous.
Yeah.
I always thought that was funnyhow they do those kinda stupid
names.
Oh, we should have made up one.
This be Bitch Fat Bitchesbitching.
Galore.
Big mouth bass.
(21:00):
Oh, big as with jazz.
Okay, I'm gonna cut all thatoutta here.
What?
Anyway, Zach, so I knew what itmeant.
His mother did not know what itmeant.
Well,'cause I know to have a bigasshole.
Well, nobody thinks of that.
I wanna block that out.
Every time you say.
(21:21):
Huge asshole.
Yeah.
You're a huge asshole.
Not huge asshole.
Yeah, I didn't think that.
Yeah, you went too deep aboutthinking it.
Yeah, he said it's both, but Imean, whatever.
I, like I said, speaking offarts, that's why I assumed it
would be a big asshole or hugeasshole.
(21:42):
Yeah.
Well, and I already know whereBrandon's nickname comes from.
And I can't say that one onhere, so I won't, we're not
going to disclose that.
Oh, thank goodness.
Yeah, so we got Mowgli, we gotHugh_Jassol and Big ol' Bun.
Big Ol' Bun.
That's good.
My kids are, don't have names.
(22:03):
They're sweets.
Sweet.
They're good.
Perfect children.
Ah, they are Anyway.
I love them.
She's faking.
Okay.
Got your ass.
I do love them.
No, I'm not.
But they're, I'm definitelyfaking about their sweet and
innocent and all that shit.
You're damn right.
Well, my son got a tattoo.
(22:24):
Mm-hmm.
Another one.
Our son got a tattoo on his,what is this thigh?
You know, ain't thinking aboutthis.
Oh, here she goes.
Hold on, hold on.
Here we go.
We'll talk about the tattoo in aminute.
You raised Nathan.
Thank you.
And you're welcome.
Really, you're welcome.
Yes.
He turned out amazing.
He, he is a good kid outside ofyou all.
(22:46):
Made him quiet.
He's not a kid no more.
He's a man.
If he would've been one of mine,dude, he just stuck around us.
'cause he would've been veryvocal.
Yeah.
No, my kids, uh, very quiet.
Yes.
They like a quiet life.
A calm life.
Not us.
We like chaos.
It's a jungle baby.
That's that, that's, and youwonder why.
(23:08):
It raining?
It's raining.
It was raining.
Oh, okay.
And that's thunder.
Anyway, what was I talking aboutbefore?
You rudely?
Nathan Rub Nathan's tattoo.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he got a AM tattoo.
Am I allowed to say his name?
Sure.
I did Nathan's tattoo.
So he got a big tattoo lastFriday.
Um, and it goes on his knee andabove his knee.
What is that called?
Your thighs?
What?
(23:28):
Anyway, it's humongous.
So he got a tattoo and um, yeah,he's in a lot of pain.
Yeah.
It's, uh, bright colors and, um,well that was a mistake.
I think it's AmericanTraditional is what they call
that type style.
What the style tattoo he got, Ithink it's called American
traditional.
None of no tattoos.
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I'm too big of a puss to put oneon.
He said it was the worst tattoo.
Let's ask your honest opinionabout what, if you want me to be
honest about what this is, whatit's about, how do you feel
about tattoos?
I don't like them at all.
Zero.
Now do I see some people with ani a tattoo?
That looks nice.
Yes.
So the rock with the tattoos,you don't like'em on'em?
(24:12):
Mm-hmm.
You see that?
What do, hold on.
I gotta think about.
What do you mean?
If he had none of'em, he'd stilllook good.
Well, of course, but that's myexample.
Okay.
So I don't Okay.
So, but because he has'em.
Like it don't turn me off unlessthey are everywhere.
I don't like, I don't know aboutthat.
But it don't, no, I just don'tlove, I would never get one
'cause one of'em a wuss.
(24:32):
You don't have any, do you?
Hell no.
So your, your husband, your sonand your daughter?
Yeah.
They're idiot.
My husband's got one becausewhen he was a teenager he took a
razor blade Yes.
And made a cross in his arm.
So he wanted, he did the razorblade, cut it in.
(24:53):
Yes.
Scott did it with a, a paperclip, burned it.
See, and then that was back inthe day when it's dummy.
So stupid.
Yeah.
So he had, he got one to coverthat, otherwise he would never
get another one.
Okay.
But not that he didn't like him.
Yeah.
He don't want another one, hesaid.
But, um, Nathan's got several,Bri's got several hidden because
(25:17):
she knew if she'd come home withthem, we'd kill her.
Yeah, but it's not that.
It's just one, I'm a wuss.
That's the truth.
Okay.
And two, I just feel like when Iget old, I'm gonna just look
ridiculous.
with tattoos.
See that I, this is the thing,but that's just my opinion.
Opinion.
Again, remember I said this isfreestyle Friday, so listen,
this conversation's going fromone side of the earth to the
(25:38):
next, and I think that'severything.
Well, whatever, but I mean,usually we have some kind of
topic or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
No, we gonna talk abouteverything.
Okay.
We gonna be honest today about alot of different things.
All right.
Let's be honest.
So on the topic of tattoos,okay, love'em.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, too many though is, is toomuch like I young kids when I
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like, if you could erase'emwithout, like torture and all
that.
That's what I mean, like whenyou're young, that's scary.
Yeah, it's, I can't stand a facetattoo or a neck tattoo.
Oh, those are my, okay.
When the boys were growing upand they were starting to get
tattoos and doing'em theirselves, oh my gosh.
(26:24):
Yep.
Stick and poke.
That's jailhouse old schooltattoos.
Um, when they were started doingthat, Zach got a little tiny
piece of pizza.
I remember that.
Remember that?
And I had to hide that fromScott for years too.
Yes, I remember that.
Oh, so crazy.
But anyway, that was fun.
I had a lot of shit from Scott.
Mm-hmm.
(26:44):
That's for another episode.
We can list them.
Yeah.
We talk about that on anothervisit.
But anyway, um, I think aboutlike people that do sleeves or
the whole leg.
You know, there's some that lookgood.
No, that's what I mean.
They look great.
Yeah.
But then when you get older,yeah.
What do you look like?
Hmm.
Not only that, you're stuck withthat picture forever.
(27:05):
So it better be something veryimportant.
Well, I regret my first tattoo.
See, that's what I'm saying.
I don't regret this one, but ifit was somewhere you could see
it.
No, even still, I mean, it's atramp stamp.
Who?
Uh, like what are you trash?
Yeah, but plenty of people got'em.
I know.
But we got'em because we'retrash.
Let's be real.
A tramp stamp is literally thename of it.
(27:28):
Tramp Stamp.
You're tramp.
I did it because you're a tramp.
To show my ass that.
Yeah, because you're wantingpeople to look at that area.
Yes.
Because the, because it ahundred percent Yes, it's right
above your ass.
It makes it at it.
But if you look at nice ass, youain't gotta do all that.
Well, no.
I mean, I look away.
I had a nice ass.
I ain't got it now'cause I'mfast, but Yeah.
(27:51):
Yeah.
I don't care about that.
Yeah.
All right.
Now, now I haven't, I'm like,ugh.
I think to myself, you're stuckwith them.
They're painful.
I'm scared.
Yeah.
It's just like belly piercingsthough, too.
Oh, I got belly piercings.
Yeah.
But, but as soon as I gotpregnant, I had to take it out.
Yeah.
And a lot of people get itredone after, but for me, I was
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like, I'm old.
I'm like, come on dude.
We're too old for that stuff.
Yeah.
Maybe if we were 20, we'd saysomething different about
tattoos.
I mean, that's why I say I, Ithink maybe, you know, whatever.
Each person's different.
Yeah.
There's nice ones for sure.
Yeah.
But I'm scared.
Yeah.
And you stuck with it.
Well that's your main, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a woos.
(28:31):
Okay.
But that's why I say the faceand the neck.
No, no.
Yeah.
I heard the elbows and knees arethe worst and that's why
Nathan's in pain.
Yeah.
A week later.
Obviously.
He didn't hear that shit.
Yeah.
So obviously the tattoo artistdidn't say to him, you sure you
want this Bro.
Brina FaceTimed me after she gota big tattoo on her back at the
(28:54):
tattoo shop and told she got abig, big tattoo on her back.
Told them leave.
Oh yes.
At the tattoo shop?
Yes.
Well, big mistake.
Shouldn't have done that.
You lose your shit.
Yeah.
And her on FaceTime in front ofthem, Her ex-boyfriend's dad
owns a tattoo shop and he's theone that gave it to her.
Then she FaceTimed me, thought Iwould be love it.
(29:15):
Forgiving because?
Because I was on FaceTime withall her and her friends.
Mm.
Big mistake.
If you want me to be honest.
Hey, I tell my kids all thetime, don't put me on speaker if
you don't want to, and don't putme on FaceTime.
Especially the shocking stuff.
Come on man.
Man.
That's when you know myreaction.
Come on, dude.
Yeah.
You were hoping for the best.
(29:36):
He said, oh, yay.
No bitch.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
And then I get blamed for beinga bitch.
All right.
Well it is what it is.
I mean, truth hurts.
It's okay.
Hey, I think I'm getting old.
I hear ringing in my ears.
Oh, that's tinnitus.
That's what that's called.
That's what that is.
(29:56):
One old age.
It might be an underlyingproblem.
Left.
What is this?
A hearing test.
You remember that?
Yeah.
I failed that bitch.
Obviously you're failing now,Mic.
Maybe.
Maybe that's what it was.
What?
The mic actually was plugged in.
But my hearing.
So bad.
(30:17):
Dude, I don't remember seeingthat light on.
You don't remember seeingsomething like that?
I handed her the cord too.
She must have sat it down, dude.
That's fine.
It's an hour of our life that wecould have had back.
Like I need every hour.
Huh?
Maybe there was some reason weshouldn't and Brina FaceTimed
us.
It was so it was gonna be goodtoo.
Dang.
(30:37):
Yeah.
There are a lot of good, goodthings in there.
Yeah, it's whatever, but that'sokay.
That's okay.
Anyway, so next week's 4th ofJuly, short week.
Paul comes home today.
Paul's home today.
Thank goodness for who?
Thank goodness.
If you want me to be honest,that means I'm gonna be wore
(30:57):
out, bro.
Did we run the streets with thismother?
Yeah.
You're gonna be complaining thatyou're cheating on your whatever
you want.
You're on diet or whatever.
I mean, that's why I'm ontrizepitide.
Oh my.
Ain't no cheat.
You just cheat with the cheat.
You cheat with a cheater.
You're a cheater.
You're a cheater.
(31:18):
That's the way you do it.
I don't care about it enough, Iguess.
Dude, I go back into the fatgirl Shit.
I starved myself for 30 days.
Lost one pound.
No.
Bye bye Felicia.
Bye Felicia.
Bye.
Anyway, um, so I don't evenwanna talk about fat, okay?
Anymore.
(31:38):
I was so upset getting dressedfor that concert last night.
Why?
I must have changed about sixtimes.
Oh God.
Dude, I'm tired of being fat.
Oh my God, you ain't even fat.
I am.
Oh my God.
Because she used to be likethis.
Now she's like this, so she'scomplaining.
You know what's funny is likethe old song.
(32:01):
It's Jiggling Baby.
It's JI think it's JinglingBaby.
Go ahead baby.
That song.
You know that one jiggling baby?
No, I have no idea what it be.
I'm gonna put it in here.
Everybody knows that song.
You're the only person.
Maybe if I heard it, I would.
Oh, cool.
J Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what now.
You know.
All of a sudden, now, you know,all of a sudden, if it ain't
(32:22):
jiggling, baby.
I just created it to be, bejiggling baby, because that's
what's happening now.
I can't, I twerk anymore girl.
It's like an earthquake couch.
Not, yeah.
I just gotta lift a little bitand that whole thing goes p It's
like when you shake out theblankets on the, you know what
we need to do on the bed?
Do clips of like when we go toparties and stuff of us dancing
(32:43):
and throw'em out here, becausemine would be great.
Oh, people don't wanna see that.
Okay.
Yeah, they would be amazing.
They'd definitely be comical.
That's what I'm saying.
You're you're famous.
Yeah.
I won a contest.
Kim gave me a reward at herhouse for dancing Best.
(33:03):
Okay.
Kim was the judge.
Yeah.
The what was the best part ofthe dance was what made her
laugh because it was comical.
Was good.
Probably.
Okay.
Okay.
But I won.
That's all that matters.
That's true.
That's true.
I won many a dance contests backin the day.
Wow.
Because she Yeah, hoe.
Um, so y'all see these graysthat are growing, which, let me
(33:25):
see.
Yeah, they're, you're talkingabout the grays, but this, I
actually like episode what?
Six.
But hold on.
The reason why I'm front it up,because next time they see me,
it might not be there becauseI'm gonna tell you get, or we
couldn't cover them fuckinggreys, they'll be brighter.
They don't cover when you dyyou're shot.
(33:45):
So I never dyed my hair.
I probably dyed my hair twice inmy life.
Maybe you're gonna have allsorts of highlights.
I bought some dye.
I bought some dye like twomonths ago, but I'm still scared
to do it so I brung it today soshe can maybe dye my hair, but
I'm so scared.
Let me show y'all.
Lemme show y'all both.
Tell us what you think.
It's mahogany, Maha Mahogany.
(34:08):
So I'm just scared.
And then she keeps saying Mygray are gonna come out.
Something a different color.
They do.
Then it's gonna look ridiculouswith a line.
No, it'll blend in.
I know what I'm doing.
It'll look better than what youfucking got.
Whoa.
Damn.
Shots fired.
Boom, boom.
I have to put in Zach's littlesound part.
(34:30):
Yes, we need that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We need that shots by our, Ilike that little thing.
I think so too.
But I pushed the Shrek face andit went on forever.
I know.
Holy crap.
I didn't know I was just tryingsomething.
You see what happens when I try.
Shit.
I know.
This is why we don't give herlittle toys.
I know.
Story of my life.
Electronics is really theproblem.
(34:52):
Wow.
That rain is coming in sideways.
Just so you know, if all of asudden we look like Dorothy and
the Wizard of Oz Chi a tornado.
Yes.
Okay.
If all of a sudden, dude, hey,we spent a lot of money on this
shit.
I know.
Come on bro.
Anyway, so, uh, what else do youwanna speak about before the
(35:13):
weekend?
Um, there were a couple ofthings I had thought about.
Brina got a job.
Oh, yay.
Oh, I need those.
I need we do we need a soundvoice?
Yes, we do.
But wait, she's always had ajob.
Let me straighten that out.
Oh yeah.
No, that didn't sound right.
I got it.
Yeah.
Like she got a job way.
She's 22 years old.
She never worked day in herlife.
Yes.
(35:34):
But she got a call, um, tobecome a third grade teacher.
Yes.
Yay.
So proud of her.
Good job.
Good job.
So we'll see.
We'll see how that goes herfirst year.
So we're gonna, yeah, see howthat goes.
It's gonna be interesting.
I think she'll do fine.
She's been dealing with kids fora long time.
She likes kids.
I don't know why she would do,dunno know why she, I'm
(35:54):
confused.
I don't know why she likes kids.
Dude.
First of all, not that.
Okay, hold on.
We like kids, but I'm justsaying, do we, I don't wanna be
babysitting'em all day and allnight.
I don't know though.
I love, I mean, come for an houror two and get out.
You want my honest opinion?
We're just too old.
That's what it is.
I like.
My grandchild in doses.
(36:17):
Love him.
Adore him.
He is the Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Most amazing.
But, but 24 hours a day.
Okay.
No.
First of all, I warn people ninehours every day, Monday through
Friday.
Not just because I could doWinston.
Just him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But 20 to 30 of'em.
Oh.
(36:37):
Oh.
Hell no.
That's what I'm saying.
Hell no.
She, she likes it.
She comes home and tells me, oh,they're so sweet.
Mama.
As smart as she is, she is dumbas hell.
She's, we've always said she'snot street smart.
She's book smart.
Correct.
My son is street smart, not booksmart.
Not that he, he graduated, say,I mean, you see?
(36:59):
Ding, ding, ding.
He just is, she's just, it comesnatural for her.
And I don't know where she gotit.
She has a photographic memorythough.
Yes, she does.
Yeah.
She was supposed to become adoctor and started working outta
school.
Liking is, this is a sign fromGod to shut it down.
(37:21):
Absolutely.
Anyway, anyway, so the weekend'shere, we're happy.
Yeah.
We're glad I don't have to workno more.
Don't have to be here and workand she loves it.
Don't let her fool you.
This is her getaway.
Yes.
That's why I'm still here.
Like a little vacation and westill gotta plan our trip.
(37:41):
Just those girls trips.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That one.
Yeah, I agree.
Just those girls.
Wow.
It just stopped.
Like That's crazy.
Florida weather is afternoon.
Really, really crazythunderstorms.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, well yeah, so Paul'shome.
We're gonna have a good time.
Lots of partying with Paul.
(38:03):
And maybe he's got us a newshirt.
We got him a shirt.
We got him a little special.
Did you pick him up a shirt?
Him a shirt?
Him a shirt?
Did you?
A shirt.
I got him made.
I know you made one, but didyou?
No.
Bitch made boy.
That's what that shirt says.
You okay?
But you got, you got it.
We're good.
Well, we have to go drive to goget it, but yes.
It's his shirt too.
It's his shirt.
(38:25):
I got my sister a shirt.
'cause you know she'll bepissed.
I can't leave her out.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, I would never.
Leave her out.
Um, and yeah, I need advertisingPeople like, share this.
Spread the word.
Give it to your mama, give it toyour daddy.
(38:45):
Give it to'em.
All that's right.
I'm gonna put in there Red HotChili Peppers.
One of my favorite bands.
Give it away.
Give it away.
Give it away Now give it away.
Get away.
I'm just saying yes.
Don't be shy.
What exactly?
Like, follow, subscribe.
Yes.
All those wonderful things.
But anyway, we're gonna dosomething next week.
(39:05):
I think our next episode's gonnabe something that's, it's gonna
be Wednesday,'cause 4th of Julyis Friday.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean that, yeah, for sure.
We're gonna, um, record our nextrecording or next episode's
probably gonna be something inregards to like, um, gen X
versus millennials.
(39:28):
In the way of life and trendingtopics and our true opinions on
shit.
Great.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you how Ifeel about that.
How about that fad?
The uh, a hundred men versusgorillas?
Oh, that one.
I wanna talk about that one.
Like when I got a few opinionson that.
Okay.
Some thoughts.
Me too.
I go back and forth.
Yeah.
And you know, some of the newwords they use nowadays, like
(39:51):
Riz.
What's that?
You gonna find out next week Andthe texting.
I know, like they say, you don'tput, okay, you put OKAY unless
you're mad and put.
Okay.
I don't understand that.
I put, okay.
Yeah.
I don't know what to tell y'all.
Or don't put KI never do KI justput, okay.
No, but I used to K because youknow, I, I'm busy.
(40:12):
That seems like you're mad.
I'm busy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I don't have time for nobullshit.
Quick answer.
We'll talk about all this stuff.
We get all those because I gotlist this going be an hour
episode.
You you're welcome Andrew.
Yeah, you're welcome Andrew.
Um, and we're gonna have someintro music hopefully soon.
(40:32):
Yes.
Yeah.
What you got?
Text Here we go.
More shit I gotta do or we justneed to jot down so I can send
it.
No, I just got.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Alright guys.
You have a wonderful weekend,fun.
Happy 4th of July.
That was lightning.
Gotta go, God's saying ended.
Thanks for joining.
(40:52):
Thank you.
Like follow, share.
Apple podcast, Spotify,iHeartRadio, YouTube.
We're on YouTube also aspodcasts.
Not only to watch it, you can gounder podcasts and listen.
Um, other than that.
That's it.
Happy 4th of July buddies comingup.
Have a good weekend.
Yep.
Bye bye.
Yeah.
All right.
hi everybody.
Hi.
How are you?
Good afternoon, Friday.
It's Friday?
Yep.
We're gonna call it today'sepisode.
Uh, freestyle Friday.
Glad you were gonna say fuck itFriday.
Well, you had to fuck around,find out Friday.
Um, because I accidentally, uh,I'm so embarrassing.
(00:23):
I have no words.
I recorded, well, we recorded anepisode on Wednesday trying to
do a recap of our Live Event,which was amazing.
Yes.
That we did with Zac andBrandon.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh, egg and Alex did aguest appearance and that was
fun.
Yes.
And we recorded the whole thingan hour long.
(00:46):
An hour just for Andrew.
Yes.
Because he complains.
Yes.
That he likes a little extra.
Mm-hmm.
So if the episodes are too longfor y'all, go ahead and comment
in it so that Andrew can see.
Mm-hmm.
So we can blame him.
Right?
Right.
I need somebody to blame, but onthis one, I have to blame
myself.
Evidently, our mic, wasn'tplugged in the whole hour, an
(01:12):
entire hour.
We can watch ourselves.
We have zero idea what we weredoing.
We look funny.
We look like we were having, welook fast.
Um, so I got on this shirt,Cindy was wearing hers on
Wednesday.
Mm-hmm.
I luckily had, my husband didthe laundry.
(01:32):
Well, good for you.
Okay.
And your husband did not.
Well, and I got stuff on mine,so I had to spray it and it's.
Whatever.
I'm done with that shit.
Yeah, so anyway, anyway, that'swhy I'm not wearing my shirt
because the whole hour I waswearing it and then it didn't
work out.
So Yeah.
I'll put a little popup in thereso y'all can see.
Whoa.
Hey, how you doing?
(01:54):
Sorry, I moved my mouse aroundtoo much.
So some craziness happened.
We want to talk about the live.
So, yeah, today's just gonna befreestyle Friday.
Oh, I want to do a little thingreal quick.
would you mind handing me thatbottle?
Scott and I went to, a Reggaeconcert last night for our
favorite band.
(02:15):
Well, his really, I enjoy them.
It's, uh, Slightly Stoopid,which explains why he would like
it.
You see, she keeps pointing atme.
We going get to that part.
Everybody thinks I'm so mean toyou, but any who?
This is a place up inJacksonville called Spliffs.
(02:38):
yes.
Hence it's about joints, but Oh,it is?
It's called, I didn't know that.
It's called Spliffs.
Gastro Pub's like a jointspliff.
Right.
You want a spliff that was backin that day and their thing is a
food.
Mm-hmm.
Or, or, and drink joint.
Oh, oh, they're fun.
Play own words.
(02:59):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway, this bottle is,pretty cool because you can have
it filled there with yourfavorite beer or whatever.
I didn't have anything put in,and I'm sure Zac would love to
have this to do.
For his live shows.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
I like the bottle.
I like the bottle and the logo.
So just wanted to share thatamazing place for food.
(03:19):
She didn't get it filled withbeer for us to try, but it's
fine.
I should have, we could have,what a loser.
I mean, whatever.
Anyway, I, you know, women, Ican't all the males out there.
Yeah, we're trying to make thisa podcast.
Women, men and women.
Yes.
Friendly.
Mm-hmm.
(03:40):
Whatever it's gonna storm.
So Yeah.
If you hear some thunder, somelightning or some dogs, we,
they're scared of the storm.
I'm sorry.
They get nervous.
but yeah, so that was a goodtime.
We had a good time last night.
and the food was great.
You said amazing food.
Her fat ass ate.
I did mac and cheese.
Oh my god.
With steak in it.
(04:01):
And jalapenos and habanero andonions.
You didn't even save me none.
You could have bought an extraone, brung it home.
We could ate it for lunch.
It would've been good the nextday too, I'm sure.
Are we even friends?
I question it every episode.
Just so y'all know, she tallyshit when we ain't on here.
Yeah.
She's like, wait, you just wait.
(04:21):
You, and this is why she bashesme so much.
'cause I get her off the camera.
Because y'all don't realize oncamera she's like one of'em.
Housewives.
Yeah.
Camera turns on.
Whole different bitch.
Um, well, I'm the sweetheart,but you're sweet.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'm real.
All the time.
(04:41):
That's the asshole.
And my kids think I'm theasshole.
Well, well that's if you want meto be honest.
Yeah.
So, um, TikTok was fun.
We tried Apple, apple, uhhuh,Bapple, bush, apple, bush, Bush,
apple.
Yeah.
Bush, apple.
Yeah.
That was fun.
You liked it?
I wasn't a big fan.
(05:02):
Well, I like it because it wasweird.
It, it was Apple Jolly Rancher.
It did taste like that, but itwas, I, I don't know, mixture.
I think it was the foamy.
Yeah, the mixture.
I'd rather drink a regular oldbush.
Yeah, Bush.
Bush.
You like that boosh.
Remember that commercial?
You go bush as they opened it?
(05:23):
Yes.
And then you guys made fun of mebecause I said.
Rednecky.
I said it.
Well, wow.
First of all, I wasn't gonna saythat one.
Okay.
I'm gonna slam you for, oh, thisshit, we gonna get it out.
I said, I love flip cup.
And y'all were like, wow, I loveflip cup.
Okay.
Did you, everybody is can see itbecause I think I posted it not
(05:45):
only on TikTok, I also postedon,'cause she didn't wanna blast
me.
No, because it was amazing.
All that's how I talk.
I don't know how.
I know that's why.
And then I said, what?
Imagine if we had to, and youlaughed.
I said, what did I soundRednecky?
Yeah, Talisha is what yousounded like.
Oh, I love her.
I know.
Even she commented and was like,I wanna do a podcast with y'all.
Yeah.
(06:05):
I love her.
I love her accent.
But imagine her accent.
My aunt, my uncles.
That's that.
Georgia.
My cousins have that.
My cousin Doug.
Oh, it's bad.
But you get it a lot like it.
You don't realize it.
But I lived in this place yourwhole life.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know why you'reborn here.
Right.
I was born here.
Yes, yes.
(06:25):
But anyway, they made fun of mefor that.
Let's see, what else?
Well, that was not just, did wemake fun of you for that?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, we did, but that wasfun.
Family event for my family.
Of course, we talked about howZac.
We talked pretty much about myfamily.
Treating you like shit, yeah.
(06:46):
So welcome to my life.
Kids slaps me.
Weren't that many storiesthough.
Raised the other kid.
Okay.
Yeah.
She, by the way.
Mm-hmm.
This is why she's getting paidback today.
Why?
Because you called my daughterMowgli.
You don't say that.
She'll be mad and you've alwayssaid it.
Yeah.
Well you said it on theunrecorded.
It has nothing to to do withher.
(07:07):
It has to do with how she wasraised, right?
Like she was raised in thejungle.
She was all the boys and thewildness.
That's why I took that babyhome.
This is why I took her home.
This is why a storm's coming andI ain't talking about it.
Storm outside.
I fed her.
We gave her vitamins.
(07:27):
She was lacking.
You did probably coming.
You.
You.
Right.
But it's also why she was like,all right, this is enough.
My mom thought she was agrandkid.
She was, had her picture onevery family reunion.
Pretty much.
I know.
Yeah.
She was part of your family.
Yeah.
'cause just not child supportedor?
(07:48):
No, I pay for everything.
Yeah.
And now I'm paying for it.
Now she's, this is payback.
Yes.
Yes.
All them pub subs we shared.
Yep.
She thinks I'm paying her backfor lunch today.
Oh, damn.
Well, we split today's lunch,literally, so that's okay
(08:09):
because it's, it's enough.
Our fat asses don't need double.
Do me a favor, do not comment onour fatness.
Yes, I, because you will geteffed up.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm trying to listen.
I need to take a step back.
Who's gonna say we're fat?
Don't be rude.
Stop being constant.
(08:29):
Know there's some rude peopleout there.
Well, maybe they, they might belike, if you want me to be
honest, you fat bitch.
Well, we call ourselves that soI know.
So you can't, you can't hurt us.
Yeah.
Um, so I had a coworkeryesterday said, bye fatty.
She swears she said, bye toPatty.
But she said, when I was walkingout, bye fatty.
(08:52):
So I made it a big thing.
I said, I'm calling hr.
I am hr.
Right.
Which doesn't help her.
No.
And then the boss came in andthey started telling her, and
she's like, well, Cindy's theboss, so y'all are screwed.
So yeah.
Bye fatty.
It's all right.
Her name is Natalie.
Oh yeah, we gonna call you out.
Natalie.
Natalie?
Mm-hmm.
You know where you at?
(09:12):
She, she called me Fatty andthen she thought it was so
funny.
She kept, she really said fatty.
Oh.
Then she was Sam and Bree.
Oh, you want me to say that Sam?
Oh, really?
Fatty.
You just said fatty to her.
It's fine.
I torture them daily.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's not the first time somebodysaid that though.
Call me Fatty.
I'm gonna call out another onewho called me Fatty.
(09:33):
Another doctor we used to workfor.
Oh, remember that?
Yeah.
When he said, I'm gonna have towiden the doors.
Okay.
I'm just gonna tell yousomething.
We have worked for someassholes.
Really?
Yeah.
Like.
You got balls like you shouldhave been.
How did we not have actual HRand complain and sue the shit
(09:56):
out of him?
Well, because the things we didback, I know.
I mean, we mistreated.
We tortured him.
Him a lot.
I'd go to his house, we'd talkabout making him pay for
everything.
He'd show up, I'm in the pool.
We'd have parties at his house,random cookouts.
He's like, what are you doinghere?
How'd you get in?
Is it gated community?
I said, I called him, said, I'mcoming in.
We're on the list.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
(10:17):
Why are you here?
Actually, yeah, you're ruiningmy day.
I think you forgot whose housethis really is.
Yeah.
He's like, I needed a nap.
I said, go nap.
Shit.
Close the door.
Not our problem.
So we paid him back.
Don't worry.
I know those were good times.
Really?
Yes.
I mean, even though, yes, likeI, I think I've, I've learned to
(10:40):
forgive people'cause I've beenwronged by a lot of people.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you, but I've done somewrong to people.
Don't get me wrong.
I've done a little bit back, alittle payback.
Like now this is why I put youon the podcast bitch.
This payback for 35 years.
Yeah.
Geez.
Yeah.
I want the world to know I gottatake it.
(11:03):
I'm hoping this thing goeswildfire so they can see the
truth.
Yeah.
That how mean she is to me.
It's fine.
That's not real.
Oh, my meanness is real.
Okay.
But you're rude back.
I mean, pretty much.
But let them have theiropinions.
Okay.
(11:23):
It's not really fair.
It's all one sided, butwhatever.
I don't give a shit.
So her, her kid, Mowgli, I, uh,we went to SeaWorld last week
and I had more fun with hergrandchild.
Her and Mowgli were on.
Yes, we're on a rollercoaster.
(11:44):
I can't wait till Mowgli decidesto kick your ass for this one.
She's done defending you.
I'm out.
You're done.
She's out of the family.
Out of the friendship, Kim.
Matter of fact, Kim's gonnareplace me.
Pack it up.
Kim said, no, you're outta luck.
She's keeping me.
Okay.
And so did your mother thismorning.
(12:05):
Thank you.
She did.
Alright.
Well then fuck it.
I'm out.
Bye bitches.
I'm just kidding.
Anyway, she ain't going nowhere.
I know.
Anyway, I had fun with him.
Yes, we got soaked.
We had a good day.
It was hot as hell.
Oh my God.
But it was fun.
You and Gabby wanting to go onthe hottest day out of the
(12:29):
fricking summer.
Well, we had to push it back amonth because of your job?
Um, yeah, but it was fun.
That's what happened.
Yeah, it was fun.
I liked it.
I ain't scared.
No, that was a, that wasactually a thing.
I paid for everything.
So that's.
That's exactly why.
Oh, let's talk about that.
(12:49):
That's the payback.
Yeah.
This is what I'm saying.
Let's talk about this.
I end up, you get me.
People think, oh yeah.
April's so mean to her.
Uhhuh.
She's so mean.
Look at all the little slams shedoes.
Okay.
No bitches.
You don't understand.
My payback is literally in cash.
Yeah, it comes out of herwallet.
Okay.
And it's not cash, so let herkeep slamming me.
It's tap pay, tap pay.
(13:11):
Because this bitch got cash fordays.
Yes.
Well, just so you know, if youever go to maybe anything park,
but I don't know, I haven't beenin a long time, but went to, uh,
SeaWorld.
It's the world today.
It's dumb zero.
They do not take cash.
Nowhere in the.
World in sea world.
(13:32):
So we went to go park, and ofcourse bougie here wants VIP.
Okay.
Okay.
So I, I get tired, I'm fat.
I didn't want a walk.
So we go to pay with cash and hesaid, we don't take cash.
Okay.
I was thinking it was theparking area, you know?
Right.
I didn't know.
Right.
So the alarm didn't go off untilwe got inside and you were like,
(13:53):
I, they're, they don't take cashanymore.
I said, yes.
They stop.
You're just trying to bother me.
You know, you they call me.
You always think I'm lying.
She's like, no, I don't thinkthat.
I said they do.
Who's honest person to you?
You're, you want to be honest.
She went to get us some waterand they don't.
$35 later, no place in theretakes cash.
Well, that's a problem.
(14:14):
'cause that's all I have.
Mm-hmm.
So guess who paid for the day?
Yeah, clickity clackity.
So I got me out pizza.
Obviously there's no brainrolling around in this shit, so
I should have bought somesouvenirs too.
So, you know, speaking of that,when we went last night to, um,
(14:35):
Dailies mm-hmm.
They don't accept cash either.
It is all card.
Okay.
So, well, we went one time, Ithink it was last year.
It was me, um, Eric and Scottwent to a show there and all we
had was cash.
(14:55):
I left the whole wallet.
'cause I'm thinking it's so mucheasier.
You, that's what I do.
Listen, love waitresses, lovebartenders, love.
You know everybody that's inservice like that definitely
tip.
But dude, I'm not tipping$10 fortwo drinks.
It's a$50 bill when you buyliquor at these places.
(15:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Well, 20% is 10 bucks.
Oh, I'm not giving, I'm sorry.
Mix and mix.
Each drink was$25.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, my husband'sdoing doubles, bougie, and then
a thing of White Claw that'slike, uh, 20 ounce or whatever,
or you know, one of those, orwhat?
They're$16.
(15:36):
I mean, what is, what are youtalking about?
What is daily?
The Jacksonville Jaguar Stadium.
Oh, oh, okay.
Okay.
So Daley's Place is where theydo all the like, um, dang
concerts and stuff like that.
They charged way too much.
No shit, dude.
Like it was ridiculous.
Golly.
So we went with cash only.
(15:58):
They didn't take cash.
No.
Talk about screwed.
The world is going awry.
Yeah.
So, I mean, luckily that's Bankwas across the street.
Yeah.
If I would've went to SeaWorldalone, well, mark has his wallet
used all the time.
Yeah.
So, but that would've been aproblem.
(16:18):
Well, Scott had his wallet too.
That's, I'm there.
We didn't, I I didn't have anycredit cards with us.
We went light.
Oh, I, I don't know.
Maybe he did have his creditcards.
We just didn't even think aboutit at that point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, they should warn people.
Yeah, especially in thebeginning of it.
I could see after years of a lotof places not having it and
people get used to it orsomething.
But like I said, how are gonnawarn you?
(16:40):
Put it on their website?
No cash.
No cash.
It should have been on ourGroupon.
Should have been, should havebeen a big sign out front.
There was something where there,I didn't see it.
There was, there was, and itsaid, um, you please use kiosk,
but this is the trick.
This is what's slick about thatshit.
Okay.
Right.
(17:01):
These motherfuckers are somerobbing people.
Okay.
Oh,'cause that card's only goodfor SeaWorld, so you gotta use
it all.
So let's say I go and I'm like,all right, I figure our family's
gonna spend 500 bucks.
Okay?
Right.
That's, you know, for a bigfamily to eat all day and drink
and toys and all that crap, youput$500 or even$200 on that
card.
(17:22):
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Well, we spent all together, Ithink just inside the park.
It was like 150.
Okay, you, so where'd my 50 go?
You'd have to buy something.
How am I gonna, you'd have toget something else walking on
the door, see my point.
Or you have to wait and use itfor the next time you come back.
So you have to spend it thereonly at SeaWorld.
(17:42):
That, that's, that's slick.
That's real slick.
So I'm not into those kind ofplaces so much.
Yeah.
It's just, it's just, it wasweird to me.
But either way, I had a free dayat SeaWorld.
It was perfectly fine for me.
I'd go back, I mean.
I would too bitch.
Anyway, so that was our day andit's almost 4th of July.
(18:06):
Yes, yes, yes.
Another week.
One more week.
One more week.
And we're off.
Thank God I get paid.
Yeah.
God bless America for giving usthis day.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
So that's gonna be fun.
Beach.
Oh, pool.
I'm sorry.
You might have heard that Burt.
(18:27):
I didn't even notice it, but yougotta tell the world.
Okay.
Whatever.
Wait until she parks.
I don't do something like that.
Okay.
My aunt always said my tummyhurts.
That's what you said in my car alittle bit ago.
Bitch, you farted my.
(18:49):
Now.
Wow.
Yeah.
My seat, if I didn't smelledgreat because you didn't
complain.
So because it went deep in myseat, you know I fart roses,
bitch, you know I've been toldmany times.
Your shit don't stink.
You think your shit don't stink.
Stinks her shit.
I didn't tell you.
Okay.
I know my shit don't stink.
(19:10):
Mine smell like roses.
One time I farted.
Okay.
One time at Band Camp.
This one time, no, you don'twant that story.
One time I farted and it wasafter one of my favorite
restaurants.
Okay?
And I was laying on my bed andBrina Brina was littler, and
(19:32):
Mark was like on the bed too.
And I farted.
Dude, I never smelled nothinglike that about, scare him,
Sabrina, and come running in theroom, mommy, and goes, jump on
the bed.
It's like she hit a wall suckand slid down and Mark got up,
went into the living room andwatched tv.
You know, it's, and I said,babe, come back after a few
minutes.
He said, hell no.
(19:53):
You just mustered gassed hisass.
That's why he and bring it too.
And so you don't do that tofamily.
Who do you do it to then?
I do it to my friends.
She does it to me.
Oh, so you're supposed to do itto friends, not family.
Right, right.
I'm learning.
You're screwed.
Come Monday.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
(20:13):
Just kidding.
Keep it with your family.
Keep it there.
Anyway, yeah.
Okay.
Enough about the farts.
A little too much information.
Again, speaking of farts, herewe go.
Going back to Zac.
Oh yes.
Because you know he is a fartingson of a bitch.
Yes.
When we did that live, I thoughtit was pretty funny.
You know that he, his name isHugh_Jassol.
(20:38):
Like Huge asshole.
If you say it real fast.
Yes.
Like Dick's.
Dick's Enormous.
Yeah.
I always thought that was funnyhow they do those kinda stupid
names.
Oh, we should have made up one.
This be Bitch Fat Bitchesbitching.
Galore.
Big mouth bass.
(21:00):
Oh, big as with jazz.
Okay, I'm gonna cut all thatoutta here.
What?
Anyway, Zach, so I knew what itmeant.
His mother did not know what itmeant.
Well,'cause I know to have a bigasshole.
Well, nobody thinks of that.
I wanna block that out.
Every time you say.
(21:21):
Huge asshole.
Yeah.
You're a huge asshole.
Not huge asshole.
Yeah, I didn't think that.
Yeah, you went too deep aboutthinking it.
Yeah, he said it's both, but Imean, whatever.
I, like I said, speaking offarts, that's why I assumed it
would be a big asshole or hugeasshole.
(21:42):
Yeah.
Well, and I already know whereBrandon's nickname comes from.
And I can't say that one onhere, so I won't, we're not
going to disclose that.
Oh, thank goodness.
Yeah, so we got Mowgli, we gotHugh_Jassol and Big ol' Bun.
Big Ol' Bun.
That's good.
My kids are, don't have names.
(22:03):
They're sweets.
Sweet.
They're good.
Perfect children.
Ah, they are Anyway.
I love them.
She's faking.
Okay.
Got your ass.
I do love them.
No, I'm not.
But they're, I'm definitelyfaking about their sweet and
innocent and all that shit.
You're damn right.
Well, my son got a tattoo.
(22:24):
Mm-hmm.
Another one.
Our son got a tattoo on his,what is this thigh?
You know, ain't thinking aboutthis.
Oh, here she goes.
Hold on, hold on.
Here we go.
We'll talk about the tattoo in aminute.
You raised Nathan.
Thank you.
And you're welcome.
Really, you're welcome.
Yes.
He turned out amazing.
He, he is a good kid outside ofyou all.
(22:46):
Made him quiet.
He's not a kid no more.
He's a man.
If he would've been one of mine,dude, he just stuck around us.
'cause he would've been veryvocal.
Yeah.
No, my kids, uh, very quiet.
Yes.
They like a quiet life.
A calm life.
Not us.
We like chaos.
It's a jungle baby.
That's that, that's, and youwonder why.
(23:08):
It raining?
It's raining.
It was raining.
Oh, okay.
And that's thunder.
Anyway, what was I talking aboutbefore?
You rudely?
Nathan Rub Nathan's tattoo.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he got a AM tattoo.
Am I allowed to say his name?
Sure.
I did Nathan's tattoo.
So he got a big tattoo lastFriday.
Um, and it goes on his knee andabove his knee.
What is that called?
Your thighs?
What?
(23:28):
Anyway, it's humongous.
So he got a tattoo and um, yeah,he's in a lot of pain.
Yeah.
It's, uh, bright colors and, um,well that was a mistake.
I think it's AmericanTraditional is what they call
that type style.
What the style tattoo he got, Ithink it's called American
traditional.
None of no tattoos.
(23:48):
I'm too big of a puss to put oneon.
He said it was the worst tattoo.
Let's ask your honest opinionabout what, if you want me to be
honest about what this is, whatit's about, how do you feel
about tattoos?
I don't like them at all.
Zero.
Now do I see some people with ani a tattoo?
That looks nice.
Yes.
So the rock with the tattoos,you don't like'em on'em?
(24:12):
Mm-hmm.
You see that?
What do, hold on.
I gotta think about.
What do you mean?
If he had none of'em, he'd stilllook good.
Well, of course, but that's myexample.
Okay.
So I don't Okay.
So, but because he has'em.
Like it don't turn me off unlessthey are everywhere.
I don't like, I don't know aboutthat.
But it don't, no, I just don'tlove, I would never get one
'cause one of'em a wuss.
(24:32):
You don't have any, do you?
Hell no.
So your, your husband, your sonand your daughter?
Yeah.
They're idiot.
My husband's got one becausewhen he was a teenager he took a
razor blade Yes.
And made a cross in his arm.
So he wanted, he did the razorblade, cut it in.
(24:53):
Yes.
Scott did it with a, a paperclip, burned it.
See, and then that was back inthe day when it's dummy.
So stupid.
Yeah.
So he had, he got one to coverthat, otherwise he would never
get another one.
Okay.
But not that he didn't like him.
Yeah.
He don't want another one, hesaid.
But, um, Nathan's got several,Bri's got several hidden because
(25:17):
she knew if she'd come home withthem, we'd kill her.
Yeah, but it's not that.
It's just one, I'm a wuss.
That's the truth.
Okay.
And two, I just feel like when Iget old, I'm gonna just look
ridiculous.
with tattoos.
See that I, this is the thing,but that's just my opinion.
Opinion.
Again, remember I said this isfreestyle Friday, so listen,
this conversation's going fromone side of the earth to the
(25:38):
next, and I think that'severything.
Well, whatever, but I mean,usually we have some kind of
topic or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
No, we gonna talk abouteverything.
Okay.
We gonna be honest today about alot of different things.
All right.
Let's be honest.
So on the topic of tattoos,okay, love'em.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, too many though is, is toomuch like I young kids when I
(26:02):
like, if you could erase'emwithout, like torture and all
that.
That's what I mean, like whenyou're young, that's scary.
Yeah, it's, I can't stand a facetattoo or a neck tattoo.
Oh, those are my, okay.
When the boys were growing upand they were starting to get
tattoos and doing'em theirselves, oh my gosh.
(26:24):
Yep.
Stick and poke.
That's jailhouse old schooltattoos.
Um, when they were started doingthat, Zach got a little tiny
piece of pizza.
I remember that.
Remember that?
And I had to hide that fromScott for years too.
Yes, I remember that.
Oh, so crazy.
But anyway, that was fun.
I had a lot of shit from Scott.
Mm-hmm.
(26:44):
That's for another episode.
We can list them.
Yeah.
We talk about that on anothervisit.
But anyway, um, I think aboutlike people that do sleeves or
the whole leg.
You know, there's some that lookgood.
No, that's what I mean.
They look great.
Yeah.
But then when you get older,yeah.
What do you look like?
Hmm.
Not only that, you're stuck withthat picture forever.
(27:05):
So it better be something veryimportant.
Well, I regret my first tattoo.
See, that's what I'm saying.
I don't regret this one, but ifit was somewhere you could see
it.
No, even still, I mean, it's atramp stamp.
Who?
Uh, like what are you trash?
Yeah, but plenty of people got'em.
I know.
But we got'em because we'retrash.
Let's be real.
A tramp stamp is literally thename of it.
(27:28):
Tramp Stamp.
You're tramp.
I did it because you're a tramp.
To show my ass that.
Yeah, because you're wantingpeople to look at that area.
Yes.
Because the, because it ahundred percent Yes, it's right
above your ass.
It makes it at it.
But if you look at nice ass, youain't gotta do all that.
Well, no.
I mean, I look away.
I had a nice ass.
I ain't got it now'cause I'mfast, but Yeah.
(27:51):
Yeah.
I don't care about that.
Yeah.
All right.
Now, now I haven't, I'm like,ugh.
I think to myself, you're stuckwith them.
They're painful.
I'm scared.
Yeah.
It's just like belly piercingsthough, too.
Oh, I got belly piercings.
Yeah.
But, but as soon as I gotpregnant, I had to take it out.
Yeah.
And a lot of people get itredone after, but for me, I was
(28:11):
like, I'm old.
I'm like, come on dude.
We're too old for that stuff.
Yeah.
Maybe if we were 20, we'd saysomething different about
tattoos.
I mean, that's why I say I, Ithink maybe, you know, whatever.
Each person's different.
Yeah.
There's nice ones for sure.
Yeah.
But I'm scared.
Yeah.
And you stuck with it.
Well that's your main, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a woos.
(28:31):
Okay.
But that's why I say the faceand the neck.
No, no.
Yeah.
I heard the elbows and knees arethe worst and that's why
Nathan's in pain.
Yeah.
A week later.
Obviously.
He didn't hear that shit.
Yeah.
So obviously the tattoo artistdidn't say to him, you sure you
want this Bro.
Brina FaceTimed me after she gota big tattoo on her back at the
(28:54):
tattoo shop and told she got abig, big tattoo on her back.
Told them leave.
Oh yes.
At the tattoo shop?
Yes.
Well, big mistake.
Shouldn't have done that.
You lose your shit.
Yeah.
And her on FaceTime in front ofthem, Her ex-boyfriend's dad
owns a tattoo shop and he's theone that gave it to her.
Then she FaceTimed me, thought Iwould be love it.
(29:15):
Forgiving because?
Because I was on FaceTime withall her and her friends.
Mm.
Big mistake.
If you want me to be honest.
Hey, I tell my kids all thetime, don't put me on speaker if
you don't want to, and don't putme on FaceTime.
Especially the shocking stuff.
Come on man.
Man.
That's when you know myreaction.
Come on, dude.
Yeah.
You were hoping for the best.
(29:36):
He said, oh, yay.
No bitch.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
And then I get blamed for beinga bitch.
All right.
Well it is what it is.
I mean, truth hurts.
It's okay.
Hey, I think I'm getting old.
I hear ringing in my ears.
Oh, that's tinnitus.
That's what that's called.
That's what that is.
(29:56):
One old age.
It might be an underlyingproblem.
Left.
What is this?
A hearing test.
You remember that?
Yeah.
I failed that bitch.
Obviously you're failing now,Mic.
Maybe.
Maybe that's what it was.
What?
The mic actually was plugged in.
But my hearing.
So bad.
(30:17):
Dude, I don't remember seeingthat light on.
You don't remember seeingsomething like that?
I handed her the cord too.
She must have sat it down, dude.
That's fine.
It's an hour of our life that wecould have had back.
Like I need every hour.
Huh?
Maybe there was some reason weshouldn't and Brina FaceTimed
us.
It was so it was gonna be goodtoo.
Dang.
(30:37):
Yeah.
There are a lot of good, goodthings in there.
Yeah, it's whatever, but that'sokay.
That's okay.
Anyway, so next week's 4th ofJuly, short week.
Paul comes home today.
Paul's home today.
Thank goodness for who?
Thank goodness.
If you want me to be honest,that means I'm gonna be wore
(30:57):
out, bro.
Did we run the streets with thismother?
Yeah.
You're gonna be complaining thatyou're cheating on your whatever
you want.
You're on diet or whatever.
I mean, that's why I'm ontrizepitide.
Oh my.
Ain't no cheat.
You just cheat with the cheat.
You cheat with a cheater.
You're a cheater.
You're a cheater.
(31:18):
That's the way you do it.
I don't care about it enough, Iguess.
Dude, I go back into the fatgirl Shit.
I starved myself for 30 days.
Lost one pound.
No.
Bye bye Felicia.
Bye Felicia.
Bye.
Anyway, um, so I don't evenwanna talk about fat, okay?
Anymore.
(31:38):
I was so upset getting dressedfor that concert last night.
Why?
I must have changed about sixtimes.
Oh God.
Dude, I'm tired of being fat.
Oh my God, you ain't even fat.
I am.
Oh my God.
Because she used to be likethis.
Now she's like this, so she'scomplaining.
You know what's funny is likethe old song.
(32:01):
It's Jiggling Baby.
It's JI think it's JinglingBaby.
Go ahead baby.
That song.
You know that one jiggling baby?
No, I have no idea what it be.
I'm gonna put it in here.
Everybody knows that song.
You're the only person.
Maybe if I heard it, I would.
Oh, cool.
J Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what now.
You know.
All of a sudden, now, you know,all of a sudden, if it ain't
(32:22):
jiggling, baby.
I just created it to be, bejiggling baby, because that's
what's happening now.
I can't, I twerk anymore girl.
It's like an earthquake couch.
Not, yeah.
I just gotta lift a little bitand that whole thing goes p It's
like when you shake out theblankets on the, you know what
we need to do on the bed?
Do clips of like when we go toparties and stuff of us dancing
(32:43):
and throw'em out here, becausemine would be great.
Oh, people don't wanna see that.
Okay.
Yeah, they would be amazing.
They'd definitely be comical.
That's what I'm saying.
You're you're famous.
Yeah.
I won a contest.
Kim gave me a reward at herhouse for dancing Best.
(33:03):
Okay.
Kim was the judge.
Yeah.
The what was the best part ofthe dance was what made her
laugh because it was comical.
Was good.
Probably.
Okay.
Okay.
But I won.
That's all that matters.
That's true.
That's true.
I won many a dance contests backin the day.
Wow.
Because she Yeah, hoe.
Um, so y'all see these graysthat are growing, which, let me
(33:25):
see.
Yeah, they're, you're talkingabout the grays, but this, I
actually like episode what?
Six.
But hold on.
The reason why I'm front it up,because next time they see me,
it might not be there becauseI'm gonna tell you get, or we
couldn't cover them fuckinggreys, they'll be brighter.
They don't cover when you dyyou're shot.
(33:45):
So I never dyed my hair.
I probably dyed my hair twice inmy life.
Maybe you're gonna have allsorts of highlights.
I bought some dye.
I bought some dye like twomonths ago, but I'm still scared
to do it so I brung it today soshe can maybe dye my hair, but
I'm so scared.
Let me show y'all.
Lemme show y'all both.
Tell us what you think.
It's mahogany, Maha Mahogany.
(34:08):
So I'm just scared.
And then she keeps saying Mygray are gonna come out.
Something a different color.
They do.
Then it's gonna look ridiculouswith a line.
No, it'll blend in.
I know what I'm doing.
It'll look better than what youfucking got.
Whoa.
Damn.
Shots fired.
Boom, boom.
I have to put in Zach's littlesound part.
(34:30):
Yes, we need that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We need that shots by our, Ilike that little thing.
I think so too.
But I pushed the Shrek face andit went on forever.
I know.
Holy crap.
I didn't know I was just tryingsomething.
You see what happens when I try.
Shit.
I know.
This is why we don't give herlittle toys.
I know.
Story of my life.
Electronics is really theproblem.
(34:52):
Wow.
That rain is coming in sideways.
Just so you know, if all of asudden we look like Dorothy and
the Wizard of Oz Chi a tornado.
Yes.
Okay.
If all of a sudden, dude, hey,we spent a lot of money on this
shit.
I know.
Come on bro.
Anyway, so, uh, what else do youwanna speak about before the
(35:13):
weekend?
Um, there were a couple ofthings I had thought about.
Brina got a job.
Oh, yay.
Oh, I need those.
I need we do we need a soundvoice?
Yes, we do.
But wait, she's always had ajob.
Let me straighten that out.
Oh yeah.
No, that didn't sound right.
I got it.
Yeah.
Like she got a job way.
She's 22 years old.
She never worked day in herlife.
Yes.
(35:34):
But she got a call, um, tobecome a third grade teacher.
Yes.
Yay.
So proud of her.
Good job.
Good job.
So we'll see.
We'll see how that goes herfirst year.
So we're gonna, yeah, see howthat goes.
It's gonna be interesting.
I think she'll do fine.
She's been dealing with kids fora long time.
She likes kids.
I don't know why she would do,dunno know why she, I'm
(35:54):
confused.
I don't know why she likes kids.
Dude.
First of all, not that.
Okay, hold on.
We like kids, but I'm justsaying, do we, I don't wanna be
babysitting'em all day and allnight.
I don't know though.
I love, I mean, come for an houror two and get out.
You want my honest opinion?
We're just too old.
That's what it is.
I like.
My grandchild in doses.
(36:17):
Love him.
Adore him.
He is the Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Most amazing.
But, but 24 hours a day.
Okay.
No.
First of all, I warn people ninehours every day, Monday through
Friday.
Not just because I could doWinston.
Just him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But 20 to 30 of'em.
Oh.
(36:37):
Oh.
Hell no.
That's what I'm saying.
Hell no.
She, she likes it.
She comes home and tells me, oh,they're so sweet.
Mama.
As smart as she is, she is dumbas hell.
She's, we've always said she'snot street smart.
She's book smart.
Correct.
My son is street smart, not booksmart.
Not that he, he graduated, say,I mean, you see?
(36:59):
Ding, ding, ding.
He just is, she's just, it comesnatural for her.
And I don't know where she gotit.
She has a photographic memorythough.
Yes, she does.
Yeah.
She was supposed to become adoctor and started working outta
school.
Liking is, this is a sign fromGod to shut it down.
(37:21):
Absolutely.
Anyway, anyway, so the weekend'shere, we're happy.
Yeah.
We're glad I don't have to workno more.
Don't have to be here and workand she loves it.
Don't let her fool you.
This is her getaway.
Yes.
That's why I'm still here.
Like a little vacation and westill gotta plan our trip.
(37:41):
Just those girls trips.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That one.
Yeah, I agree.
Just those girls.
Wow.
It just stopped.
Like That's crazy.
Florida weather is afternoon.
Really, really crazythunderstorms.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, well yeah, so Paul'shome.
We're gonna have a good time.
Lots of partying with Paul.
(38:03):
And maybe he's got us a newshirt.
We got him a shirt.
We got him a little special.
Did you pick him up a shirt?
Him a shirt?
Him a shirt?
Did you?
A shirt.
I got him made.
I know you made one, but didyou?
No.
Bitch made boy.
That's what that shirt says.
You okay?
But you got, you got it.
We're good.
Well, we have to go drive to goget it, but yes.
It's his shirt too.
It's his shirt.
(38:25):
I got my sister a shirt.
'cause you know she'll bepissed.
I can't leave her out.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, I would never.
Leave her out.
Um, and yeah, I need advertisingPeople like, share this.
Spread the word.
Give it to your mama, give it toyour daddy.
(38:45):
Give it to'em.
All that's right.
I'm gonna put in there Red HotChili Peppers.
One of my favorite bands.
Give it away.
Give it away.
Give it away Now give it away.
Get away.
I'm just saying yes.
Don't be shy.
What exactly?
Like, follow, subscribe.
Yes.
All those wonderful things.
But anyway, we're gonna dosomething next week.
(39:05):
I think our next episode's gonnabe something that's, it's gonna
be Wednesday,'cause 4th of Julyis Friday.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean that, yeah, for sure.
We're gonna, um, record our nextrecording or next episode's
probably gonna be something inregards to like, um, gen X
versus millennials.
(39:28):
In the way of life and trendingtopics and our true opinions on
shit.
Great.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you how Ifeel about that.
How about that fad?
The uh, a hundred men versusgorillas?
Oh, that one.
I wanna talk about that one.
Like when I got a few opinionson that.
Okay.
Some thoughts.
Me too.
I go back and forth.
Yeah.
And you know, some of the newwords they use nowadays, like
(39:51):
Riz.
What's that?
You gonna find out next week Andthe texting.
I know, like they say, you don'tput, okay, you put OKAY unless
you're mad and put.
Okay.
I don't understand that.
I put, okay.
Yeah.
I don't know what to tell y'all.
Or don't put KI never do KI justput, okay.
No, but I used to K because youknow, I, I'm busy.
(40:12):
That seems like you're mad.
I'm busy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I don't have time for nobullshit.
Quick answer.
We'll talk about all this stuff.
We get all those because I gotlist this going be an hour
episode.
You you're welcome Andrew.
Yeah, you're welcome Andrew.
Um, and we're gonna have someintro music hopefully soon.
(40:32):
Yes.
Yeah.
What you got?
Text Here we go.
More shit I gotta do or we justneed to jot down so I can send
it.
No, I just got.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Alright guys.
You have a wonderful weekend,fun.
Happy 4th of July.
That was lightning.
Gotta go, God's saying ended.
Thanks for joining.
(40:52):
Thank you.
Like follow, share.
Apple podcast, Spotify,iHeartRadio, YouTube.
We're on YouTube also aspodcasts.
Not only to watch it, you can gounder podcasts and listen.
Um, other than that.
That's it.
Happy 4th of July buddies comingup.
Have a good weekend.
Yep.
Bye bye.
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