July 9, 2025 • 48 mins
God, Guns, and Chaos: 4th of July Recap
In this episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' your hosts discuss the tumultuous events of the recent 4th of July holiday weekend, covering everything from floods in Texas to chaotic fireworks and tragic shootings. They dive into the Texas flood tragedy, including the inadequate water alarm systems, and touch on the broader issue of emergency preparedness. The conversation also highlights an alarming rise in shootings, recounting recent incidents in Chicago and Georgia. Additionally, they discuss 4th of July accidents involving boats and fireworks, and criticize the high costs of fireworks shows in cities like New York. The episode also features a fun recount of their personal 4th of July celebrations, complete with beach adventures, pool games, and a hilarious drinking game. The hosts close with a lighthearted discussion on protests and reflect on their memorable holiday experiences.
00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview
00:50 Tragic Texas Floods: A Somber Reflection
02:41 The Need for Better Emergency Systems
04:54 Gun Violence in America: A Grim Reality
08:03 Boat Explosions and Firework Accidents
13:48 Hot Dog Prices and 4th of July Celebrations
19:15 Sports Highlights and Personal Anecdotes
23:35 4th of July Personal Stories and Reflections
25:16 Inflatable Paddleboard Mishap
26:28 Beach Rescue Adventures
27:03 4th of July Celebrations
31:46 Fireworks and Safety Concerns
34:59 Protests and Public Reactions
38:54 Drinking Games and Fun Times
45:11 Family and Reflections
48:07 Conclusion and Sign-Off
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Welcome to, If You Want Me To BeHonest, today's episode is God,
Guns, and We Might Need aWeather App.
That's just because we gottarecap all the horrific things
that happened over the holidayweekend.
Um, and not just that, you know,we thought about it and we
might've took a little break for4th of July and came back to
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find out America is doing theabsolute most.
It could do for sure.
America decided to go ahead andallow some floods, fireworks,
protests, and now the price ofhot, hot dogs or shootings were
outrageous.
So a bit of a chaotic 4th ofJuly.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, wouldn't be unless, uh,wouldn't be American if it
wasn't.
Right.
You got that right.
Okay.
So first we wanna start off,it's a little bit of a somber
mode or moment, mood, howeveryou wanna say it.
Um, because we do wanna go overthe horrific tragedy that
happened with the Texas flood.
Um, a lot of lives were lost,um, especially at the Christian
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Camp, Girls Camp.
Um, I, my opinion on it, um,just to give a little bit of how
I felt when I found out aboutit.
Mm-hmm.
Obviously devastated becauseanybody that has a child Yeah.
Or mother, father, sister,brother, like you have family.
Yeah.
(01:29):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is one of the, one of themost horrific ways to, you know,
deal with a death in family.
Yeah.
In that aspect, a kid.
It's the worst.
Yeah.
I mean, not they're all foreveryone.
Even the adults losing theirlives.
It's all suck.
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Yeah.
It sucks.
All death in general is Yeah.
Is horrific.
Yeah.
Um, but we do wanna send ourprayers and our thoughts
Absolutely.
Out to everyone affected.
Because you don't realize justbecause.
Especially when it comes to asummer camp.
You know, people from otherstates send their kids to these
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camps.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a church camp or aChristian ch Yeah.
You know, camp.
Yeah.
Um, so a lot of, a lot of kidscome from different states and
different places andgrandparents and all that that
are, you know Yeah.
Affected come from other states.
So our sympathy and, and ourprayers go out to the families
and the lives that wereaffected.
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Yes.
Um.
We're not gonna go too much onthat because, you know, our, our
stick is that we are, try to bea little humorous and comical.
Um, there is one view that I didwant to say that I think needs
to be said.
They definitely gotta updatetheir, their system as far as
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water levels and alarms andthose kind of things.
Um, you know, you can take itfrom one aspect to another.
You know of it being commonsense.
Yeah.
You know, says upgrade your shitpeople.
Yeah.
Like, come on.
Yeah.
You live on a river, you havecamps on a river, on a waterway
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that's flooded out numeroustimes.
This isn't the first time yeahs,they gotta do something.
It, it's tough and, and theyshowed the water just rising so
fast.
Mm-hmm.
Though too.
Mm-hmm.
Um, some people just couldn'teven get out in time.
No, but that's, that's why ifthey have some, you know, I
mean, it's all over the country.
It's really, yeah.
We've gotta upgrade a lot of ourstuff and, and sadly, you know,
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I don't want to go into apolitical type rant or whatever
or type position.
But for me, as a conservative,obviously we want to keep
spending and things like thatdown, but not when it comes to
emergency type needs.
Yeah.
Things that need to be upgraded.
Um, need to be paid for one wayor another.
It's, you know, it's a, it's apriority.
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Absolutely.
Especially when it comes to, youknow, one life alone is not
Yeah.
And then kids, yeah.
Forget about it.
I've been watching so many ofthem videos.
Oh.
I had went down the worm hole.
Yeah.
Have to get off.
I know.
And have to get off.
I know I texted you last nightto tell you about how funny I
was gonna be on this podcasttoday.
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Yep.
And you had to tell me.
That you were stuck in that,that zone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You gotta get yourself out ofthat because it's really not
good.
I mean, the more that you readand watch that kind of stuff,
it'll really get to you.
Yeah.
And that's why we, we do this sopeople can get out for a minute,
laugh, have you know.
Give their break for sure.
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Right.
Get your mind off of some thingsthat are tragic in your life or
in the moment.
Yeah.
And listen to two idiots discusswhat our opinions are, if you
want me to be honest.
That's true.
Right?
That's true.
There are some things thoughthat, um, I was looking through
and, and going back, trying tofigure out, like there were
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reports about these, um,shootings that like.
I mean, Chicago.
Dude, stop shooting.
Everybody.
Stop shooting each other.
Dude.
Stop and enough, bro.
No, this is America.
Enjoy your life.
Oh, I, so I, I watched like 55,dude.
I watched an interview of thisguy that was like shocked that
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they had on 4th of July of alldays that shooting there would
be a mass shooting, but anyother day he was fine with.
Like he, how could this happen?
Well, it happens.
Why would it happen today?
Like you all have any other day?
He kept saying, it's like, what?
That's not the standard.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
How about we don't, don't do itany day.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
It's, it's crazy.
What's, what's going on in thisworld today?
Man?
There was, uh, I, I looked intoa couple of things.
There was a shooting in Georgia,the Georgia shooting, um, was
the one that I.
Watched the interview, um, ofanother gentleman that just the
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way that he, they, he wastalking about the shooting was
almost, I think it was two, twopeople got shot at, at, uh,
Atlanta Park in, in a park atAtlanta.
It was two women.
Oh, they weren't dead.
One lady got shot in the footand another got shot in like the
stomach or the shoulder orsomething like that.
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And it was supposed to be somekind of like 4th of July.
Celebration.
Celebration or whatever.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh, he was just sononchalant about it.
Like it happens every day.
Maybe it does no big deal.
Maybe it does in thatneighborhood.
Well, I'm sure it does in a lotof neighborhoods, but at some
point.
We gotta stop shooting eachother.
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I mean, back in that day youjust fist fought.
Stop.
I'm, I feel like I saying you'remore of a pussy'cause you don't,
you wanna shoot somebody thenjust fist fight'em.
Yeah.
Yeah.
First of all, don't fight atall, but I'm just saying.
No, I agree.
Back an hour day, it justwasn't.
No.
People fight over sports andthey fight over.
Yeah.
Do they realize they're takingsomebody's family member and
Right.
Like, do they think about thatlater?
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No.
That's terrible.
No, I think that people that,um, do the shootings or, or
especially the mass shootings,see, that's the part for me
that, yeah.
It, it's, that one's hard, hard,not that any shooting is
acceptable, but the massshooting is like, what are, it's
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not de targeted.
You know, you're not going aftersomebody, you're going after a
group.
And that is disgusting.
You know, like, like you'regonna kill a lot of people, not
just one person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's crazy to me.
Um, you know, you're gonna shootme over the fact that, you know,
somebody done banged your wife,like, move on, get over it.
Dump that bitch.
Yeah.
She's a lawyer anyway.
I was like, yeah, fuck her.
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Then you ruin your whole life ifyou get, when you get caught.
Yeah.
Because eventually you probablywill, you ruin your whole life
over stupid shit.
I agree.
I agree.
Another thing that I saw wasthese, uh, boat explosions.
Did you see that?
I, I didn't, I, I actually triedto find that I couldn't find
anything on a boat.
Oh my God, dude.
So I, what happened apparentlywas.
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I believe it was a family in,again, Georgia.
Georgia going off on 4th ofJuly.
They showing us how it should bedone, I guess, or not.
Yeah.
but yeah, there was a Georgiafamily that, they were out on a
boat.
It's a newer boat out on a lake.
there was like 11 of them andthey were all going tubing.
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So the gentleman owned thisboat, he took the family out.
It was like sisters, brothers,cousins, kids, you know,
whatever.
They all went out on the boatand, evidently they fueled up
right out, I guess, at one ofthese locations that you can
fuel, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Um, pulled out of that area andthere was some trash that they
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saw in the water, so they doingthe appropriate thing, spun
around to go pick up the trash.
As somebody reached in, itsparked and exploded.
The whole back end enginecaught, caught.
Everybody was on fire.
Everybody that was in that boatwas on fire.
Three boys, young kids too, man,got, not that it matters young,
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old, but.
Three brothers got, um, burnedpretty good, pretty bad.
Wow.
one I believe is still in thehospital, so again, our prayers
go out.
Definitely.
They, that young boy was what,what would spark that?
If it's in the water, they'renot sure.
It could have been.
So there's a couple differentthings.
I mean, it's a newer boat, sousually newer boats, they're not
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usually gonna have like.
Issues, you know, Maybe a gasleak, but they said they didn't
smell any gas.
Um, they could have hitsomething, could have been, uh,
fumes.
Yeah, in the air.
I mean, it's, it's just reallyso hard to say.
That's why they're doing aninvestigation.
But there was two boatexplosions.
One boat was getting towed back.
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It was getting towed, and theengines exploded on it.
What the heck?
That's what it is.
Crazy.
All on 4th of July.
I guess it's one way to, youknow, you know, Americans, we
like to blow shit up.
Just that Trump.
Or Iran.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, when we blowit up, we blow it up big I guess
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so.
So I mean, we're shootingfireworks at each other.
You hear about them?
Who does that?
Yeah.
Well, dude, are they dumb?
Well, I got a story for y'allwhen we're done at the end of
this kind of tragic stuff, butyeah, I could see it.
I got a few dumb kids thatwould, would and did do some of
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that crazy shit.
Perfect, perfect.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm sure you noticedthat I'm not as bougie today.
I am a little raggedy little.
She has her hair down.
I got my hair down and I got myglasses on, and it's not because
I shot a firework in my eye.
Okay.
I punched her in her eye.
Right?
She did.
And now I have wear glassestoday.
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But anyway.
Um, but yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
They supposedly, people weregoing on TikTok, taking pictures
of them just blowing shit up andgetting hurt.
Like it was some trend thathappens a lot on 4th of July.
It sucks.
It like.
Accidents happen because I Butwhen you're dumb and do it and
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dumb young and full of cum,okay, well that's what them
idiots are.
Find another way to maybe, uh,young, get yourself all happy to
get fixed like you do theanimals.
Calm spade and neuter, calm themdown.
I don't know.
They need to figure outsomething, but they're them boys
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and there might have been somegirls in there.
Who knows.
Yeah.
I mean, who am I to judge?
It's probably boys.
Sorry guys.
Y'all are assholes.
We know you explode.
Shit.
You trying to be cruel.
My brother back in the day putfirecrackers in frogs.
Aw, little frogs.
Well, my boys did it too.
I shouldn't just blame mybrother.
Sorry.
But yeah, my boys did that too.
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So, you know, or their famousone.
Those, um, snap pops.
Pond.
So you get hit with one.
They little, they shock you.
They don't shock.
They hurt.
That one's rocks that blow up.
Yeah.
Like a little p Yeah.
Yeah.
Zach did that through one rightat um, Kyle this weekend.
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Poor Kyle.
Kyle.
Or actually, I think it was Camdid.
Oh, it was Cam.
And you know that baseballpitch?
Boy, poor Kyle.
That hurts.
I know Kyle wanted to throw himin the pool so bad, but I had to
calm him down.
That hurt that bad.
Yeah, the little poppies.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have Cam throw one atyou.
All right.
See?
No.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, it's pretty bad.
Oh, well.
All right.
I don't know.
Zach made egg dance.
That was funny.
She was trying to run No, no.
Yeah.
She's like, stop, stop.
Yeah, it was funny.
But yeah, so those are somethings that, I mean, for me.
Like grow up.
Yeah.
Where are your damn parents?
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The the hell.
Hey, they should probably havebeen beat when they were
younger.
A little bit more.
I think so too.
I think that's what's wrong withthis generation.
Oh, for sure.
Parents that are such pussies.
I don't know why you're staringat me like that.
You're perfect so you don't haveto worry about it, do you?
I was a perfect mother.
She still is.
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Any who?
What else was I gonna talkabout?
Hmm.
Oh yeah.
Supposedly there's a big spikein the cost of hot dogs.
Now.
I didn't notice one, did you?
No.
I don't know if it's because welive in the great state of
Florida.
Yeah.
And we don't have them issues.
Me neither.
But I also didn't buy the foodfor 4th of July.
Thank you, Kim and Paul.
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Thank you.
Paul Kim.
Yep.
They bought it.
What mean?
Did we have hot dogs?
Yeah, we did.
We did.
We did.
But every time I went to Publixor anything I seen it was buy
one get one free.
Yeah.
So what's the problem?
Where'd you get$15 hot dogs.
Now you going down a hot diggitydog?
Yeah.
Or somewhere that's a gourmethot dog.
That important that you have tohave them bitch for 4th of July.
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What?
Yeah, if you're gonna me, ifyou're gonna go, bro.
Oh my God.
I mean, dude, Nathan's hot dogsnot to name drop, but.
Dude, that's like, you're good.
That's a huge expense that,that, I mean, I mean, no, that
company makes a lot of money.
Yeah.
Especially with middle of Julythough, if you can hear that in
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the background.
And I don't have a chance to getrid of that.
I'm sorry.
We're in Florida.
It's raining.
It's a wonderful Must be.
Oh yeah.
Three o'clock in the afternoon,you can clock it.
Lightning.
Lightning.
Um, but that's what Nathan usedto say when he was little, did
he?
Lightning.
Lightning.
That's hilarious.
Well, it's better than the,you've seen the movie Ted.
Yes.
(15:05):
Yes.
With the teddy bear.
Yes.
The thunder, thunder sucks.
I didn't see it.
I, I mean, I seen the movie, butyou remember, do you remember
that song?
Yeah.
I don't that they say together.
No.
Oh, I'm not gonna do it.
But maybe I'll, I don'tremember.
Maybe I can put that little partin there.
Yeah.
But yeah, thunders, the thunderrolls and the lightning strikes.
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Okay.
I've told you before, don't quityour day job.
You're singing.
You're dancing.
I feel like an an aint thatgood.
I think I could sing prettygood.
Do you?
Yeah, if I Do you hear yourself?
When I'm in the car, I feellike.
All right.
Well you're very patriotictoday.
Thank you.
Sing us the national anthem oryour favorite Toby Keith song.
Aw to Keith.
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I love Toby Keith, this smart.
All right.
P bro.
Yes.
I love him.
Aw, poor guy.
Anyway, I'm not singing'causeyou done made me feel bad, so
screw you.
Okay, well thank you all.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Um, but yeah, anyway, um, sowhat's else is on my list here?
So just talking shit is what youwant to do.
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Oh, you know what I was, yeah,there's some shit talking.
But you know what I was gonnatell you?
I looked up a couple ofdifferent things'cause I wanted
to know, oh, she homework shit.
Well, I do some research for youpeople and a little education.
Appreciate it.
Okay, thank you.
I'm trying to educate the world.
Thank you.
Now.
Okay, that being said, some ofmy shit might not be right.
(16:35):
Okay?
My facts need to be checked.
Go ahead and fact check all thisshit'cause it could be wrong.
But this is what I read in 2018.
A pound of hot dogs cost$2 and92 cents a pound.
Okay?
You know what they are todaysupposedly.
5 22.
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Did I buy hot dogs for 5 22?
I thought to myself, I thoughtthey were like four something
maybe.
What the hell Or threesomething?
Not if they're buying one,getting one free.
Yeah, no, that's the only time Ibuy'em.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I got half off.
Yeah.
Still the same price as 2008.
So stop complaining about thehot dogs.
Stop that.
All hot dogs are inflatedbecause they're not, might be a
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different state or country.
It's obviously New York.
Well, hey.
Oh, that was the other thing.
Did you hear how much New Yorkspent four Macy's fireworks?
First of all, they did.
I did see something 80,000shells.
Yeah, I, I did see, I did seesomething about that.
They did.
Um, 80,000.
(17:40):
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
I mean, they're rich.
You know how much it costs.
I found out for y'all.
I'm gonna let you know a littlesecret taxpayers.
Okay.
Welcome to New York City.
Y'all wanna know my information.
They like it is over here,$6million.
$6 million for those fireworks.
Okay, so$6 million.
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So all the kids are not hungrythere?
No one's, no they No homelessproblem.
No homeless?
No.
No girl.
New York City's where it's at.
Oh shit.
I mean, they getting ready toget socialistic.
A mayor.
Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.
Alright.
56 or$50,000 to clean it upafter.
Know what you could do with that$50,000 Macy's.
(18:24):
Can I get$50,000?
Shove it straight up your ass.
'cause it's disgusting that youwouldn't donate that to that.
Damn God.
Yeah.
Ain't that crazy.
$50,000 to clean that shit.
God.
Maybe Macy's should clean thestreets of New York more often.
Yeah, why not donate that?
That's what I'm saying.
Not that we don't love y'all.
Keep listening to New York, but,and supposedly I, you know, I'm
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not a big sports fan.
I'm not a big baseball.
Person, except I do.
I do love the Marlins.
Don't get me wrong,'cause ofScott.
I never watch it.
I, danger.
Danger.
Maybe I shouldn't said, did yousee the lightning in our eyes
flash reflective.
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Okay.
We're aligned.
We're good.
We're good.
Lord.
Keep it together.
That's you talking all thatshit.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Houston.
Astros.
Do you boo But they um, theybeat the shit outta the Dodgers.
I seen that.
Was it 81?
18 to one?
18 To 180?
180.
81 in baseball would be, that'sbasketball.
Yeah.
18 to one.
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18 to one.
Supposedly massive blowout.
Now, when my kids played and mynephew Brandon didn't play, let
me just tell you, Brandon didT-ball when they were little.
My boy was picking up daisies inthe outfield.
Okay.
And it was cute and I loved it.
But Cameron, you know, he was ahe huge baseball and went into
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college with it.
But, um, when they were inlittle league, yeah, dude, they
had the mercy rule.
Like that means when you get 10runs or more than other team.
Oh, just let it go.
You're done.
You ain't coming back.
You just let it go.
Just, just move on.
I mean, I've seen some goodcomebacks though.
I know all the baseball players,all the baseball fanatics are
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gonna go on and say, oh, you'venever seen this game.
I know, I know.
I've seen some comebacks.
I never watched any, so you canask all you want.
I can't tell you.
Comment on that shit then goright ahead, any who.
Whatever.
Danger.
Okay.
Danger.
It's your side.
I don't know what you're tryingto say.
(20:36):
I keep seeing all by that sidereally?
Because I see it over here andthat's why you're seeing it.
'cause it's reflective in myglasses.
Okay.
I'm trying.
Look, I got two boxes.
The Lord trying to tell herherself.
Okay.
Tupac is like.
Oh Lord, mama, whatever, dude.
Whatever.
Thank you Jesus.
(20:57):
Keep the, keep the storm alive.
Did you see uh, Ozzy Osborneplay for his last time?
That was so sad to me.
No, it's not sad to me.
It was sad to me.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Oh, when I was Oz listened.
You.
I know, but Ozzy, it's sad.
You should have stopped playing30 years ago, bro.
Mom coming home, people crying.
He wasn't singing it like that.
(21:17):
You want me to?
No, exactly.
He was singing it better.
Okay.
I love you Ozzy Mama.
That's not how it was.
Okay.
Either way, you'll barely getthe word mama out, but he still
did it.
He's so old and insane.
Aw, that's elderly abuse as faras I'm concerned.
I don't care what y'all say.
They gave him a nice chair.
Oh my God, Lord, I, it almostmade me cry.
I love The Osborn.
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It was, it was sad.
I love Ozzy to see Ozzy do that.
Yeah, because it's sad.
Even when the audience wascrying, this his last show, he,
he did his last show like 20years ago.
Yeah.
But it was, yeah, it was hislast song and then his last
song.
Well, like his, he, he just did,is he dying?
No, but it was sad.
Whatever.
Not sad to me.
(21:59):
I kind of look like OzzyOsborne.
What you talking about?
His hair?
Yeah.
I don't know what she bitchingfor.
Mm-hmm.
I probably talk like him toosometimes.
What the hell?
You sick?
Why?
Next subject.
He's old.
My grandma talks like his ass.
I ain't gonna lie.
My grandma's 98 years old.
He don't have no disease.
He's all right.
I didn't say no, don't lie.
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Am I sick?
'cause he talk all chip.
Chop Charlie, chocolate chip.
Yes.
Okay.
We got listeners in the uk, inEngland.
Oh yeah.
UK and in France.
I mean, we're good.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
And if not, um, if you want meto be honest, I don't fucking
care.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Any who?
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So what else?
What else you got to say aboutit?
Fourth did July.
We had fun.
I hope everybody else had fun.
Well, I mean, I did.
I had a great time.
I got burnt, I got bruises.
Yeah, she, she took so fullWell, them chairs are dang.
Okay.
First I'm gonna help you out.
I appreciate that.
Have my back.
Yeah, them tears were dangerouswhen you're trying to play a
(23:04):
game and jump on the ground realfast.
Yeah, I mean, so in case Kim'slike my sister and Kate, thank
God you didn't give a shit you,Zach.
I didn't even know you were her.
You're so rude, dude.
You're supposed to be mypartner.
My partner in crime, and youwonder why people are wondering
if I was worried about your son.
My podcast.
(23:24):
I was worried about your son.
Well.
He's a big boy.
He can handle this though.
I thought you could too, too.
I seen you rolling on theground.
So we gonna start thisconversation all right the right
way.
First of all, how was our 4th ofJuly?
Obviously mine was today.
We were together.
Yep.
I started off at the beach justso you people know.
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Had the as crack of dawn five15.
No am Why?
Because you're dumb.
Rude.
No, I think it's because I amsuch a good kind person, even
though y'all can't tell it onhere.
Um, because I go down thereearly to save all you assholes
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on.
Don't the beach don't do that.
Who gives a shit?
I'm not going to no more man.
Yeah.
I wouldn't go, I wouldn't go tothe beach at all if y'all
weren't there.
That's some bullshit.
It's hot.
I know, but it was good.
It was so beautiful.
I got, so I got knocked downtwice on that big.
What's that big, flat thing?
Paul, it was Paul's idea.
The land that, uh, raft thing,you lay on the big one.
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Okay.
First of all, that's a paddleboard.
No, not the paddle board.
Oh, no, the big the big blueFloating.
Yeah.
foam.
Yeah.
Paul said, let's get this and goout here.
So me and Mark did, and then thewaves kept pushing it on me, and
I fell twice.
I would laugh laughing though.
I'm sure I, I like that.
Scott blew his knee out thinkingthat he could get on a paddle
board.
Okay.
Now what was he thinking?
First of all, why would he evenbuy that?
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Okay, I, that's my point.
Have you seen this?
And if you've ever seen myhusband at our age now, if we
had still been doing what wewere doing back when he surfed.
And we were still in that phyphysical shape.
Well, girl, we paddleboard allday.
I don't know what he wasthinking.
And he had his glasses on.
Bitch, I can't even breathe toget up when out of this chair.
(25:12):
Okay.
And you think this, it's hard toget to the beach from where we
were sitting.
Dude, I couldn't even, he saidto me after we blew it up,'cause
it's an inflatable paddleboardafter I, I did this the whole
time and then he did it.
He said, go ahead, get up onthere.
Let me see if it holds yourweight.
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I wish he would.
I wish he, I was like, excuseme?
He said, no, I just wanna see ifit's inflated enough.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
So I get up there, bitch.
It was on land and I couldbarely get on the thing.
Okay.
You think And water and waves.
Yeah.
See the waves part?
Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
And who goes in there with this?
Prescription glasses on anidiot.
This is what I'm saying.
I'm married.
Yeah.
Why would you even do that?
It ain't like you're aprofessional.
And even if you were Oh, in hismind, bitch, he's still surfing.
Yeah.
Well, just so you know, we seenhow that went.
Mm-hmm.
We sure did.
And guess what?
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Jaws is wearing hismotherfucking glasses now.
Okay.
Because they gone.
They gone, they go, them turtlesare swimming around seeing
great.
And then he couldn't find a wayback to the tents.
No, dude, I had to go, what areyou talking about?
I had to get in the water.
I know.
Carried the ride.
I go beach rescue him again.
Oh.
Speaking of beach rescue.
I know this is all.
Oh, the deer?
No.
Did you see that?
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Yes.
I, I reposted it.
All of it.
Yes.
That is crazy.
It ran across the street, downto the beach.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I was going out.
Yeah.
I think it was just it amazing.
It was frantic and didn't knowwhere to go, know what to do,
but yeah, they went and rescued.
Isn't, isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
I thought that was cool.
But anyway, that's pretty muchwhat I had to do with Scott
rescue him.
I had to grab him, get theboard, hold him down, make sure
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you know, he was a littlewobbly.
So that was fun.
That day was good.
Yeah.
Did b Christina made jelloshots?
I, I didn't have of those.
Of those.
Oh, I didn't, I didn't have anyof them.
Ate several, all those.
It was pretty good.
Yeah.
Then we went to Kim and Paul's.
Mm-hmm.
That was good.
I like, I like going back in thepool.
Flip cup.
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I could do the pool all day,minus the beach.
Me too.
Like if Paul want and Scott wantto get together at five 15, go,
let's go.
No.
There.
Show up at your house at five15.
Yeah, go ahead.
Have breakfast ready for me.
Yeah, yeah, I can.
Shit in the bathroom.
Oh my god, pee.
I don't have to worry about it.
I'm gonna go to the beach.
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'cause of you guys.
I only go to the beach becauseof.
Two people.
We ain't going name sometimesthree.
'cause it depends on my sister.
If she feels like it.
I mean, I ain't gonna name dropit Scott and Paul.
It feels a tradition.
So, and it's, it's 4th of July,you gotta go to the beach.
No, I mean you go through acouple hours, this is how you
know you're spoiled as shit.
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The beach is five minutes.
I mean, let's be real.
How far do you live from thebeach?
Not very far.
10 minutes max.
Okay.
People in this.
Country.
Mm-hmm.
Anybody listen in right now thatdon't live in Florida?
Oh shit.
Okay.
Oh, most of them are so far froma, like we're spoiled.
Yeah.
They want, they wanna be here.
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We are bitching about going tothe beach on 4th of July.
Really?
Asshole.
Yeah, we, but the honest truthis, is too fucking early.
That's way too early.
I would not just saying no.
Now the other thing I was pissedand disappointed in, okay.
About the beach.
Um.
So they did the renovations toour beach.
Yep.
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Love it.
Yes, we needed it.
The sand is way better.
The, it's a lot better.
A lot better.
But there she goes.
I have bruises on the bottom ofmy feet.
Oh.
Because the little fuckingshells, but it's like rocks,
dude.
But it's only a patch.
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It's only in where the, now thiswhere the water breaks, right?
Where the, where the wavesbreak.
It's like, but it's a bad.
Real bad.
And then when it, where are you?
Where are they come?
No, I literally have littlebruises.
Oh.
Like three or four of them.
'cause you know, I made my manrub my feet.
That's, I found out he got somebruises.
He was like, Ooh, what happenedhere?
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Ooh, what happened there?
I'm like, I don't know.
How would I get bruises on it?
I'm thinking, damn, I'm reallygetting old.
I'm getting bruises on thebottom of my feet.
Yeah.
And said rocks.
It's gotta be from the shellsand the rocks.
I'm like, yeah.
They felt like rocks.
Oh my.
Lord it.
I seen a dolphin killed me thisyear.
I'm gonna have to start wearingwater shoes.
Oh yeah, we saw a pod of them.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, I just seen one.
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No, there was a whole family, aschool of them, like three or
four of them out there at fourin the morning when you went
five 15, bitch.
And um, it was amazing.
But no, it was like nine.
It did look, it looked nice thatearly morning.
I think it was like, but so ismy bed.
Yes.
I bet you it was as warm at thebeach as it was in your bed.
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Probably.
That water was cold this yearthough.
Oh my God.
They said it was like 83.
It felt cold.
Sorry, I got an itch.
People, I gotta itch my nose.
It felt real cold, but I, it'srefreshing when you're dying of
heat.
Oh, here in Florida and itdidn't rain.
They said it was going to.
Oh my God, why is my nose itch?
I'm either gonna, that's common.
Kiss a fool or fight you wannafight, bitch, we fight every
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day.
Alright, you wanna kiss Anyway,so yeah, the 4th of July was
fun.
We played flip cup.
I win pretty much a lot.
So, hi.
Um, and honestly, just so youknow, y'all in flip cup wasn't
as good without Kim and I justsaying, um, I had fun with the
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younger folks.
You might've did.
So I don't know what you mean.
Well, y'all act a fool.
You all need rules andregulations.
That's what you need.
You know what we look like?
We look crazy because whenyou're outside watching, we look
crazy.
But when you're in it, you'redoing the same shit.
No, no, no.
Y'all went way too long.
Why?
Because normally we take breakslike we get together.
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Why do we need breaks?
You can't do that with them.
You and I, Zach and my boys andfamily are all seasoned vets.
The rest of them don't know howto go that long at flip cup.
They can't handle, they can'thandle the heat.
Okay.
Well that's the truth.
Don't be a pussy.
Right.
Well, I say the same thing, but,but I don't fill my cup up a
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lot.
I just No, no, no.
I know.
Just a little bit.
Neither do I.
I'm trying to go for the longhaul.
Yeah.
You know, it's just for fun.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
But I still had a great time nomatter what.
Me too.
I think 4th of July was awesome.
The, the end of the night dude,y'all left.
Everybody pretty much left, Ithink.
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I don't know.
Exhausted.
Paul all stayed up.
Thank god Nate left his, um,fireworks because Cameron and
Zach, there we go.
And Kyle decided we gonna lightoff some fireworks.
I already told you that it, youknow, they were throwing them
the pop rocks.
Or what are they called?
Were they in Nathan's snapperSnaps?
Yeah.
It must have had bought a kitPops.
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I think they pops.
Pops right.
Anyway, whatever.
It's pretty much gunpowder withsome rocks.
Yeah, he bought a, he bought apack.
Okay, so he bought those, theywere throwing them at each
other?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They, they set off some thingsthat dude, they were like
mortars, warns, like, like kapo,and it went straight up in the
(32:35):
sky.
And then all of a sudden camedown and hit Kim's roof.
Oh.
And you know, she has a tinroof.
Dude, I ran, it sounded loudbecause it, it was like a, a
piece of concrete.
It was crazy.
I was like, that could have,that seriously, could hurt
somebody.
Yeah.
Um, and then, you know, theywere being stupid and.
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Zach would wire up four or five.
This is why I'm saying TikToktalkers that go, she too far.
Too far.
Where were his parents shouldhave beat'em.
Like I said, I mean, sorry, Iwas having too much fun watching
it and I did say, Hey, carefulyou might blow a finger or two
off.
Don't do that.
But you know, what am I gonnado?
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Who am I?
I remember years ago, um, myniece's husband.
We were sitting around and heput off a whatever firework.
Yeah.
And it, it was in the grass, soit tipped over and started
shooting at us.
Oh yeah, dude.
We jumped up and ran.
I got a video of that.
Oh, that, that's the other thingthat happened on 4th of July.
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What that somebody, I don't knowif the guy died.
No, I think he did at a 4th ofJuly, or they got into a fist
fight or something.
Oh.
Um, because of somebody beingstupid doing fireworks.
Mm-hmm.
Right next to a family.
Oh.
And the, I think it, I think hedied.
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I have to, I have to.
Y'all fact check me on that one.
But yeah.
You remember that year that wewere down at the beach?
Kim remembered it.
Um, and that idiot did thefireworks right next to us.
The kids were real young backthen.
Oh, I don't remember.
And the damn firework come atus.
Oh shit.
That's, that's the problem I gotis just stupid ass.
I mean, first of all, peoplethat have been drinking
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shouldn't mess with'em,shouldn't be messing with no
fireworks.
Well, that's almost everyone on4th of July, well, including us.
Well, god dang it, if you wantme to be honest.
What is your honest opinionabout that?
About what.
People doing fireworks anddrinking uhhuh.
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I mean, it's not the smartestidea in the world.
If you're an idiot, you're anidiot.
Yeah.
Not, you're not a genius, that'sfor sure.
Did you see about the, this isthe other thing about, thank
you, America.
You see the stuff about theprotests or they sitting in the
chairs?
No.
Kings Day 2.0, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(35:06):
And they're taking beach chairsout and blocking.
Bridges and well guess whathappens in Florida?
You do that.
Fuck around and find out.
Baboomp.
Yeah, that is for sure.
That's ridiculous.
Come on there.
Protests on the side of thestreet.
Come stop in.
I mean, this is the thing.
How do you sit there and go, oh,we need to be united.
We need to be united, but thenturn around and tell us to go
(35:28):
fuck ourselves.
You're, yeah.
No.
What do you mean?
I mean, I say go fuck yourselfall the time.
So don't actually, that's notthe word I'm saying.
No, I know.
People forgot how to protest.
They don't know how to protestanymore.
I decided how you should doprotests here in Florida.
Okay.
So technically if you don't wantto get ran over mm-hmm.
(35:48):
Don't block the street.
Right.
Duh.
Pedestrians have the right ofway in Florida.
I just keep walking through thepedestrian area and y'all can't
go nowhere.
I just walk up and down.
Up and down, huh?
Yeah, that's true.
Right?
Yeah.
I, I just think it's ridiculous.
I'm not a protester.
I've never, I mean, look to eachhis own really.
I mean, my honest, true feelingabout it is you should have the
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right to protest on the side ofthe road.
Of course.
Yeah.
But when you start blocking frompeople from going to work, yeah.
Or you know, through the daily,they're not at work.
Well, they're paid.
Most protests are paid ifthey're in large groups.
So let's be real, they'reorganized and that goes on both
sides.
Both sides do it.
Yeah.
You know, but it's the streetblocking for me or blocking
(36:34):
people from going into abuilding.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Back in the day, they used tohave that with the, the churches
and stuff like that, with theabortion centers or whatever.
Yeah.
They would stop and try to blockoff people from going in.
Again, your belief or yourfeeling is your feeling or Yeah.
You know, whatever.
But that's where I draw theline.
Yeah.
When you're stopping people, ifyou're stopping me from going to
(36:55):
church.
'cause you know, you have acertain opinion.
No, fuck you.
I'm gonna mow through your ass.
That's how I am, just do itappropriately.
That's, you know, you can't,yeah.
You're not, once you startgetting physical Yeah.
And you make people be physicalif you're in front of them,
like, what are you gonna do?
Oh, I'm gonna get physical.
That's what I'm saying.
You're, you're wanting that, butthen you're gonna blame the
(37:17):
person for being physical.
It's just ridiculous.
Grow up.
Protest the right way.
Yeah.
Get the fuck off the road, getyour signs out.
Calm down.
Stand on the side of the road.
Scream and hoot and holler.
Flick us off as we drive by.
Yeah.
Do all, all of that.
But let me get into Target.
I got shit to buy, bro.
You know, that's all I'm saying.
Not let her get to work, let herget to Target.
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Oh no, I gotta get to work.
I'm working right now.
Maybe I'll use that tomorrow asmy excuse.
I couldn't get into work therewere protesters.
You can there.
Not here.
Oh, there might be protestorsoutside after this, after this
podcast.
It's true.
Who knows?
Got that right.
Whatever.
Whatever.
But yeah, I had a great back toour weekend for 4th of July.
(37:59):
The 5th of July was nice.
The pool hanging out in and allday, the day after a holiday.
Yeah.
Is always amazing.
If we have the day off.
Yeah.
We played a game.
April got hurt.
I wish I had a picture I couldshow y'all.
I would show you my ass, butshow you my ass.
Y'all don't want to see thisdude.
She was rolling around on theground.
The only person saved her washer sister.
(38:21):
I paid no attention.
The only person who cared, she'slike my sister.
I'm like, she's fine.
See, this is what I'm saying.
Lightning struck again when yousaid that shit about my sister.
Well, she's a nice one.
She tried to save you.
She realized she's the only niceone.
(38:41):
Yeah.
We all ran, ran over like wegave a shit after she said it.
My future daughter-in-law, shewas right in front of you.
She, I think she might havepushed me and she was like,
screw you bitch.
Yeah.
No.
Anyway, we were playing a gamecalled Ring of Fire.
Yeah.
Never played.
And it's a drinking game and ifyou ain't never played, it was
(39:01):
my first time.
You gotta play'cause it's alwaysfun.
Yeah.
And the problem was I was in a.
Very high chair.
Yep.
Not one for babies.
We all were She just clumsy,whatever.
But I don't know.
See, this is the thing, huh?
I was turned like this at thebar.
(39:21):
I think you just dove over,bitch.
I jumped.
Yeah.
You didn't get out and go aroundthe arm of the I didn't have
time.
Why?
Because you were in a rushtrying to win.
That's what you're asking.
I'm competitive.
That's why I got, dude, I gotstraight.
She did the bruises like.
It's bad.
And then it hit my other leg.
Hit the shin.
(39:43):
Did you?
I mean, come on dude.
And you still lost.
I did.
How about that hot ass beer Ihad to chug.
Ooh.
From my husband, God.
Mm-hmm.
I tell you, I will take one forthe team every time you will.
You're dumb.
And she says that she's the niceone.
Yeah.
I wouldn't do the hell.
No, I wouldn't do it.
(40:03):
No shit.
Sure wouldn't.
I had to do it just to be niceand to prove a point.
Ain't no bitch.
And it was a hot beer too.
Oh yeah, it was.
Does that make it stronger atthe top?
It makes it foamer for me.
You were pretty tipsy afterthat, after that beer, you
think?
Uh, well, it might've been afterthe next couple rounds.
(40:24):
Uh, yeah.
One I heard on the game.
How about, how about the rule Imade?
I know it gripes Scott's ass todo.
God that was so amazing and thenPaul kept doing all the rules.
Yeah.
Okay, so let me just say thisgame.
Let me tell you this game realquick.
I'll give you some gist of therules.
The way it works is usually wedo it with a deck of cards, but
there's actually a card game outthere called Ring A Fire that
(40:46):
you can pick up.
Not that I'm promoting it, butif you wanna be a sponsor, let
me know anyway.
Um, so what you do is you putthe cards around a beer.
I'll do it up here.
You put the beer in the middleand then you put the cards
flared out everybody.
One person grabs a card and thecard tells you what to do.
Mm-hmm.
And it will either tell youseven.
(41:09):
It goes to heaven.
You put your hands up.
Yeah.
Or it'll say you now are therule master and you create a re
rule until the next ruleMasterCard is pulled.
Yeah.
Or rhyming is not, nine isrhymed.
So somebody says something andthe next person has to rhyme on
down the line.
Yeah.
The rule card got played.
(41:32):
So many times, dude, I couldn'tstop laughing from all the
different rules.
I think Egg loved the one rulein your ass.
In my ass.
She was talking just to say it ahundred percent.
Now that's not, we ain't goingto talk about that one.
Okay, but Jessica, we going havea talk on this side later.
(41:54):
Uhhuh, she liked that rule.
Any who?
Just saying so the rule.
That Cindy decided to make,that's me.
Mm-hmm.
Was what, uh, what was it?
Cindy is, uh, amazing.
Was it Cindy?
Perfect.
Perfect.
That your Cindy is perfect.
So every time they took a drink,they have to say Cindy is
(42:15):
perfect first.
And they had to keep saying ituntil somebody else time.
You drink every time and theydrink in between drinking.
Right?
So they'd have to say in Scottwas, and if you didn't say it.
You had to say it and take a newdrink.
Yes.
So I heard it so many times.
It's, I loved it.
It was great.
What I liked was Scott cringingevery time Scott's, Cindy is
(42:36):
perfect.
This is bullshit.
But yeah.
Me, I hear it so much on thispodcast that I'm so numb to it
now.
She's used, used to it.
Even I say it, I'm like, I knowCindy's perfect.
Yeah.
It don't affect me one bit, girlYeah.
Anymore.
But I, I loved it.
No, I had a great time at thatgame and I, I did rip myself up.
Paul made me, yeah, you did.
(42:58):
Paul made me a pina colada andthen put a shot of rum on top.
Float, and I didn't know floatand I just went like this.
You did that?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't know.
He said, here's a pina coladawith some shot.
I thought he meant like it was ashot in the pina colada.
Right?
No, I was wondering why helooked so watery on top, but I
didn't want to complain to himthat you didn't wanna be like,
like, whoa, I just did a shot.
(43:19):
Oof.
It's fine.
Scott always gets that 1 51floater.
Oh.
On a pina colada.
One time we were, um, went onthat a cruise and we were in,
uh, I think it was Turks andCaicos where we, this one place
that we always go to that welove, and the bar there, as
(43:40):
we're walking back to the cruiseship has, it's this little tiny
bar hut random, right.
And it says two for one pinacoladas.
Mm.
So we're like.
As well.
Okay.
Now mind you, I'm, I'm gonna behonest, I was almost bent over
walking back.
You're already drunk.
Oh, I was shit hammered.
(44:02):
Okay.
Okay.
So he knew better, but whatever.
He didn't care.
We're on vacation.
Yeah.
So he's thinking for, he said tome, you want to stop?
They're, you know, get, buy one,get one free.
And I said, uh, nah, I don'treally want it.
He is like, all right, well I'mgonna stop.
And you know, he'll drink both.
(44:23):
Yeah.
So we get up there and they giveyou this little tube full of 1
51 rum and it's just set insideof it, right?
Yeah.
And so there's two of them.
So instead of pouring it in thetop, they have it in this tube.
Yeah.
Well, you know me, I'm anasshole.
I grabbed that one tube out thething.
(44:44):
Trying to be cool.
Oh.
Got your ass.
Gotcha.
Sure did.
We got, I told you I was likethis.
All righty.
By the time I got to theentrance I was like this.
That's like when you went toLouisiana and had that hurricane
drink.
I mean, I think I do it everytime.
I'm trying to hang with myhusband.
Trying to be a badass.
(45:05):
Sometimes I forget.
Got your ass.
I know.
It gets my ass.
Every time.
Every time.
Girl.
But yeah.
Anyway, so that, that's the gamewas fun.
Crazy.
That liked that you did thatfloater like that?
Yeah, I did a shot.
Yeah.
Paul set me up to fail.
I, no, he like a, he likes toparty, I guess, so he likes all
his buddies having a good time.
(45:25):
I mean, he is got enough roomsthere for anybody to pass out if
you need.
But they are great hosts, Kimand Paul.
Oh yeah, yeah.
They are great hosts.
Yeah, they, they actually, theydo put on a great party and
everything and they are greathosts.
Clean up and put everything out.
So much appreciated.
Thank you Kim and Palm.
Thank you.
That's why I'm wearing my shirtto thank you guys today.
(45:46):
Mm.
And I wore mine.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You can tell.
That's for my mama.
Dear mama.
Yeah.
'cause I'm always slamming mypoor mama.
You are.
I didn't really get to spendtime with her.
Did she show up for 4th of July?
Yes.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Wow.
Really?
Did I talk to her?
Um, I don't remember.
(46:07):
If you did, you could tell.
I had a great 4th of July.
I talked to her.
She forgot her coffee mug atKim's.
I said to Paul, that's Memaws.
Oh, well good thing you payattention to her ass about
Winston all day long playingwith us in the pool.
He loved it so much and he wasout and you see Cooper swimming
(46:27):
like a son of a bitch.
Aw, he's so cute.
And the little cowboy hat.
Yeah, I know the hat.
Okay.
First of all, I've seen thosepictures on Instagram last
night.
Uhhuh, dude, it melted my heart,that boy, and that's so cute, so
adorable.
I mean, both my grandbaby and mygreat nephew.
Yeah.
What the hell?
(46:49):
Great.
That don't sound right.
Isn't that weird?
I know.
I'm a great aunt.
Thank you.
Yes, I'm She's great.
All right.
Bitch.
Um, but yeah, I saw thosepictures of him.
I didn't see him take thosepictures.
I never saw'em in that outfitall day.
I seen, I seen a picture of himin the pool with Yeah.
Camon.
But when I saw it on Instagram,I was like, oh God.
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He is fucking cute.
Yeah, he is cute and sweet too.
Yes, he is so far.
Well, because, you know, theseboys, they get crazy, get a
little wild.
Although, I mean.
They're gonna be raiseddifferent.
Not like Mowgli's.
Well, Mowgli's are the best kidsyou could have.
Well, now they are.
They're the nicest kindness.
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But you keep fucking with theirmama.
You going to see that side?
Yeah, that's true.
As wild as you let your kids be,they turned out to be good kids.
They turned out all right.
Not, not too shabby.
Thank you.
I think it was the Lord, notyou.
Okay.
The Lord's on my side too.
He's gotta be, I mean, I did alot of praying, used to tell the
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boys all the time.
God works in mysterious ways.
I know.
They say Mom says that, that ahundred percent.
They know that.
Yeah.
That's my, that's my saying.
So on that note, God does workin mysterious ways and you're
welcome.
This podcast is pretty muchover.
Pretty much.
Got anything else you wanna telleverybody?
(48:12):
Let me think.
God, Guns and the American way,America.
Alright, well we enjoyed it.
All right guys.
Talk to you later.
Thank you.
Have fun.
Bye.
Bye.
Welcome to, If You Want Me To BeHonest, today's episode is God,
Guns, and We Might Need aWeather App.
That's just because we gottarecap all the horrific things
that happened over the holidayweekend.
Um, and not just that, you know,we thought about it and we
might've took a little break for4th of July and came back to
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find out America is doing theabsolute most.
It could do for sure.
America decided to go ahead andallow some floods, fireworks,
protests, and now the price ofhot, hot dogs or shootings were
outrageous.
So a bit of a chaotic 4th ofJuly.
(00:44):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, wouldn't be unless, uh,wouldn't be American if it
wasn't.
Right.
You got that right.
Okay.
So first we wanna start off,it's a little bit of a somber
mode or moment, mood, howeveryou wanna say it.
Um, because we do wanna go overthe horrific tragedy that
happened with the Texas flood.
Um, a lot of lives were lost,um, especially at the Christian
(01:09):
Camp, Girls Camp.
Um, I, my opinion on it, um,just to give a little bit of how
I felt when I found out aboutit.
Mm-hmm.
Obviously devastated becauseanybody that has a child Yeah.
Or mother, father, sister,brother, like you have family.
Yeah.
(01:29):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is one of the, one of themost horrific ways to, you know,
deal with a death in family.
Yeah.
In that aspect, a kid.
It's the worst.
Yeah.
I mean, not they're all foreveryone.
Even the adults losing theirlives.
It's all suck.
(01:49):
Yeah.
It sucks.
All death in general is Yeah.
Is horrific.
Yeah.
Um, but we do wanna send ourprayers and our thoughts
Absolutely.
Out to everyone affected.
Because you don't realize justbecause.
Especially when it comes to asummer camp.
You know, people from otherstates send their kids to these
(02:10):
camps.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a church camp or aChristian ch Yeah.
You know, camp.
Yeah.
Um, so a lot of, a lot of kidscome from different states and
different places andgrandparents and all that that
are, you know Yeah.
Affected come from other states.
So our sympathy and, and ourprayers go out to the families
and the lives that wereaffected.
(02:31):
Yes.
Um.
We're not gonna go too much onthat because, you know, our, our
stick is that we are, try to bea little humorous and comical.
Um, there is one view that I didwant to say that I think needs
to be said.
They definitely gotta updatetheir, their system as far as
(02:53):
water levels and alarms andthose kind of things.
Um, you know, you can take itfrom one aspect to another.
You know of it being commonsense.
Yeah.
You know, says upgrade your shitpeople.
Yeah.
Like, come on.
Yeah.
You live on a river, you havecamps on a river, on a waterway
(03:14):
that's flooded out numeroustimes.
This isn't the first time yeahs,they gotta do something.
It, it's tough and, and theyshowed the water just rising so
fast.
Mm-hmm.
Though too.
Mm-hmm.
Um, some people just couldn'teven get out in time.
No, but that's, that's why ifthey have some, you know, I
mean, it's all over the country.
It's really, yeah.
We've gotta upgrade a lot of ourstuff and, and sadly, you know,
(03:38):
I don't want to go into apolitical type rant or whatever
or type position.
But for me, as a conservative,obviously we want to keep
spending and things like thatdown, but not when it comes to
emergency type needs.
Yeah.
Things that need to be upgraded.
Um, need to be paid for one wayor another.
It's, you know, it's a, it's apriority.
(03:59):
Absolutely.
Especially when it comes to, youknow, one life alone is not
Yeah.
And then kids, yeah.
Forget about it.
I've been watching so many ofthem videos.
Oh.
I had went down the worm hole.
Yeah.
Have to get off.
I know.
And have to get off.
I know I texted you last nightto tell you about how funny I
was gonna be on this podcasttoday.
(04:21):
Yep.
And you had to tell me.
That you were stuck in that,that zone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You gotta get yourself out ofthat because it's really not
good.
I mean, the more that you readand watch that kind of stuff,
it'll really get to you.
Yeah.
And that's why we, we do this sopeople can get out for a minute,
laugh, have you know.
Give their break for sure.
(04:42):
Right.
Get your mind off of some thingsthat are tragic in your life or
in the moment.
Yeah.
And listen to two idiots discusswhat our opinions are, if you
want me to be honest.
That's true.
Right?
That's true.
There are some things thoughthat, um, I was looking through
and, and going back, trying tofigure out, like there were
(05:02):
reports about these, um,shootings that like.
I mean, Chicago.
Dude, stop shooting.
Everybody.
Stop shooting each other.
Dude.
Stop and enough, bro.
No, this is America.
Enjoy your life.
Oh, I, so I, I watched like 55,dude.
I watched an interview of thisguy that was like shocked that
(05:27):
they had on 4th of July of alldays that shooting there would
be a mass shooting, but anyother day he was fine with.
Like he, how could this happen?
Well, it happens.
Why would it happen today?
Like you all have any other day?
He kept saying, it's like, what?
That's not the standard.
(05:47):
Yeah.
Yeah.
How about we don't, don't do itany day.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
It's, it's crazy.
What's, what's going on in thisworld today?
Man?
There was, uh, I, I looked intoa couple of things.
There was a shooting in Georgia,the Georgia shooting, um, was
the one that I.
Watched the interview, um, ofanother gentleman that just the
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way that he, they, he wastalking about the shooting was
almost, I think it was two, twopeople got shot at, at, uh,
Atlanta Park in, in a park atAtlanta.
It was two women.
Oh, they weren't dead.
One lady got shot in the footand another got shot in like the
stomach or the shoulder orsomething like that.
(06:31):
And it was supposed to be somekind of like 4th of July.
Celebration.
Celebration or whatever.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh, he was just sononchalant about it.
Like it happens every day.
Maybe it does no big deal.
Maybe it does in thatneighborhood.
Well, I'm sure it does in a lotof neighborhoods, but at some
point.
We gotta stop shooting eachother.
(06:52):
I mean, back in that day youjust fist fought.
Stop.
I'm, I feel like I saying you'remore of a pussy'cause you don't,
you wanna shoot somebody thenjust fist fight'em.
Yeah.
Yeah.
First of all, don't fight atall, but I'm just saying.
No, I agree.
Back an hour day, it justwasn't.
No.
People fight over sports andthey fight over.
Yeah.
Do they realize they're takingsomebody's family member and
Right.
Like, do they think about thatlater?
(07:14):
No.
That's terrible.
No, I think that people that,um, do the shootings or, or
especially the mass shootings,see, that's the part for me
that, yeah.
It, it's, that one's hard, hard,not that any shooting is
acceptable, but the massshooting is like, what are, it's
(07:34):
not de targeted.
You know, you're not going aftersomebody, you're going after a
group.
And that is disgusting.
You know, like, like you'regonna kill a lot of people, not
just one person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's crazy to me.
Um, you know, you're gonna shootme over the fact that, you know,
somebody done banged your wife,like, move on, get over it.
Dump that bitch.
Yeah.
She's a lawyer anyway.
I was like, yeah, fuck her.
(07:55):
Then you ruin your whole life ifyou get, when you get caught.
Yeah.
Because eventually you probablywill, you ruin your whole life
over stupid shit.
I agree.
I agree.
Another thing that I saw wasthese, uh, boat explosions.
Did you see that?
I, I didn't, I, I actually triedto find that I couldn't find
anything on a boat.
Oh my God, dude.
So I, what happened apparentlywas.
(08:18):
I believe it was a family in,again, Georgia.
Georgia going off on 4th ofJuly.
They showing us how it should bedone, I guess, or not.
Yeah.
but yeah, there was a Georgiafamily that, they were out on a
boat.
It's a newer boat out on a lake.
there was like 11 of them andthey were all going tubing.
(08:39):
So the gentleman owned thisboat, he took the family out.
It was like sisters, brothers,cousins, kids, you know,
whatever.
They all went out on the boatand, evidently they fueled up
right out, I guess, at one ofthese locations that you can
fuel, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Um, pulled out of that area andthere was some trash that they
(09:01):
saw in the water, so they doingthe appropriate thing, spun
around to go pick up the trash.
As somebody reached in, itsparked and exploded.
The whole back end enginecaught, caught.
Everybody was on fire.
Everybody that was in that boatwas on fire.
Three boys, young kids too, man,got, not that it matters young,
(09:25):
old, but.
Three brothers got, um, burnedpretty good, pretty bad.
Wow.
one I believe is still in thehospital, so again, our prayers
go out.
Definitely.
They, that young boy was what,what would spark that?
If it's in the water, they'renot sure.
It could have been.
So there's a couple differentthings.
I mean, it's a newer boat, sousually newer boats, they're not
(09:47):
usually gonna have like.
Issues, you know, Maybe a gasleak, but they said they didn't
smell any gas.
Um, they could have hitsomething, could have been, uh,
fumes.
Yeah, in the air.
I mean, it's, it's just reallyso hard to say.
That's why they're doing aninvestigation.
But there was two boatexplosions.
One boat was getting towed back.
(10:09):
It was getting towed, and theengines exploded on it.
What the heck?
That's what it is.
Crazy.
All on 4th of July.
I guess it's one way to, youknow, you know, Americans, we
like to blow shit up.
Just that Trump.
Or Iran.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, when we blowit up, we blow it up big I guess
(10:31):
so.
So I mean, we're shootingfireworks at each other.
You hear about them?
Who does that?
Yeah.
Well, dude, are they dumb?
Well, I got a story for y'allwhen we're done at the end of
this kind of tragic stuff, butyeah, I could see it.
I got a few dumb kids thatwould, would and did do some of
(10:52):
that crazy shit.
Perfect, perfect.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm sure you noticedthat I'm not as bougie today.
I am a little raggedy little.
She has her hair down.
I got my hair down and I got myglasses on, and it's not because
I shot a firework in my eye.
Okay.
I punched her in her eye.
Right?
She did.
And now I have wear glassestoday.
(11:14):
But anyway.
Um, but yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
They supposedly, people weregoing on TikTok, taking pictures
of them just blowing shit up andgetting hurt.
Like it was some trend thathappens a lot on 4th of July.
It sucks.
It like.
Accidents happen because I Butwhen you're dumb and do it and
(11:35):
dumb young and full of cum,okay, well that's what them
idiots are.
Find another way to maybe, uh,young, get yourself all happy to
get fixed like you do theanimals.
Calm spade and neuter, calm themdown.
I don't know.
They need to figure outsomething, but they're them boys
(11:55):
and there might have been somegirls in there.
Who knows.
Yeah.
I mean, who am I to judge?
It's probably boys.
Sorry guys.
Y'all are assholes.
We know you explode.
Shit.
You trying to be cruel.
My brother back in the day putfirecrackers in frogs.
Aw, little frogs.
Well, my boys did it too.
I shouldn't just blame mybrother.
Sorry.
But yeah, my boys did that too.
(12:18):
So, you know, or their famousone.
Those, um, snap pops.
Pond.
So you get hit with one.
They little, they shock you.
They don't shock.
They hurt.
That one's rocks that blow up.
Yeah.
Like a little p Yeah.
Yeah.
Zach did that through one rightat um, Kyle this weekend.
(12:40):
Poor Kyle.
Kyle.
Or actually, I think it was Camdid.
Oh, it was Cam.
And you know that baseballpitch?
Boy, poor Kyle.
That hurts.
I know Kyle wanted to throw himin the pool so bad, but I had to
calm him down.
That hurt that bad.
Yeah, the little poppies.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have Cam throw one atyou.
All right.
See?
No.
(13:00):
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, it's pretty bad.
Oh, well.
All right.
I don't know.
Zach made egg dance.
That was funny.
She was trying to run No, no.
Yeah.
She's like, stop, stop.
Yeah, it was funny.
But yeah, so those are somethings that, I mean, for me.
Like grow up.
Yeah.
Where are your damn parents?
(13:20):
The the hell.
Hey, they should probably havebeen beat when they were
younger.
A little bit more.
I think so too.
I think that's what's wrong withthis generation.
Oh, for sure.
Parents that are such pussies.
I don't know why you're staringat me like that.
You're perfect so you don't haveto worry about it, do you?
I was a perfect mother.
She still is.
(13:42):
Any who?
What else was I gonna talkabout?
Hmm.
Oh yeah.
Supposedly there's a big spikein the cost of hot dogs.
Now.
I didn't notice one, did you?
No.
I don't know if it's because welive in the great state of
Florida.
Yeah.
And we don't have them issues.
Me neither.
But I also didn't buy the foodfor 4th of July.
Thank you, Kim and Paul.
(14:03):
Thank you.
Paul Kim.
Yep.
They bought it.
What mean?
Did we have hot dogs?
Yeah, we did.
We did.
We did.
But every time I went to Publixor anything I seen it was buy
one get one free.
Yeah.
So what's the problem?
Where'd you get$15 hot dogs.
Now you going down a hot diggitydog?
Yeah.
Or somewhere that's a gourmethot dog.
That important that you have tohave them bitch for 4th of July.
(14:23):
What?
Yeah, if you're gonna me, ifyou're gonna go, bro.
Oh my God.
I mean, dude, Nathan's hot dogsnot to name drop, but.
Dude, that's like, you're good.
That's a huge expense that,that, I mean, I mean, no, that
company makes a lot of money.
Yeah.
Especially with middle of Julythough, if you can hear that in
(14:45):
the background.
And I don't have a chance to getrid of that.
I'm sorry.
We're in Florida.
It's raining.
It's a wonderful Must be.
Oh yeah.
Three o'clock in the afternoon,you can clock it.
Lightning.
Lightning.
Um, but that's what Nathan usedto say when he was little, did
he?
Lightning.
Lightning.
That's hilarious.
Well, it's better than the,you've seen the movie Ted.
Yes.
(15:05):
Yes.
With the teddy bear.
Yes.
The thunder, thunder sucks.
I didn't see it.
I, I mean, I seen the movie, butyou remember, do you remember
that song?
Yeah.
I don't that they say together.
No.
Oh, I'm not gonna do it.
But maybe I'll, I don'tremember.
Maybe I can put that little partin there.
Yeah.
But yeah, thunders, the thunderrolls and the lightning strikes.
(15:29):
Okay.
I've told you before, don't quityour day job.
You're singing.
You're dancing.
I feel like an an aint thatgood.
I think I could sing prettygood.
Do you?
Yeah, if I Do you hear yourself?
When I'm in the car, I feellike.
All right.
Well you're very patriotictoday.
Thank you.
Sing us the national anthem oryour favorite Toby Keith song.
Aw to Keith.
(15:50):
I love Toby Keith, this smart.
All right.
P bro.
Yes.
I love him.
Aw, poor guy.
Anyway, I'm not singing'causeyou done made me feel bad, so
screw you.
Okay, well thank you all.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Um, but yeah, anyway, um, sowhat's else is on my list here?
So just talking shit is what youwant to do.
(16:12):
Oh, you know what I was, yeah,there's some shit talking.
But you know what I was gonnatell you?
I looked up a couple ofdifferent things'cause I wanted
to know, oh, she homework shit.
Well, I do some research for youpeople and a little education.
Appreciate it.
Okay, thank you.
I'm trying to educate the world.
Thank you.
Now.
Okay, that being said, some ofmy shit might not be right.
(16:35):
Okay?
My facts need to be checked.
Go ahead and fact check all thisshit'cause it could be wrong.
But this is what I read in 2018.
A pound of hot dogs cost$2 and92 cents a pound.
Okay?
You know what they are todaysupposedly.
5 22.
(16:57):
Did I buy hot dogs for 5 22?
I thought to myself, I thoughtthey were like four something
maybe.
What the hell Or threesomething?
Not if they're buying one,getting one free.
Yeah, no, that's the only time Ibuy'em.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I got half off.
Yeah.
Still the same price as 2008.
So stop complaining about thehot dogs.
Stop that.
All hot dogs are inflatedbecause they're not, might be a
(17:19):
different state or country.
It's obviously New York.
Well, hey.
Oh, that was the other thing.
Did you hear how much New Yorkspent four Macy's fireworks?
First of all, they did.
I did see something 80,000shells.
Yeah, I, I did see, I did seesomething about that.
They did.
Um, 80,000.
(17:40):
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
I mean, they're rich.
You know how much it costs.
I found out for y'all.
I'm gonna let you know a littlesecret taxpayers.
Okay.
Welcome to New York City.
Y'all wanna know my information.
They like it is over here,$6million.
$6 million for those fireworks.
Okay, so$6 million.
(18:01):
So all the kids are not hungrythere?
No one's, no they No homelessproblem.
No homeless?
No.
No girl.
New York City's where it's at.
Oh shit.
I mean, they getting ready toget socialistic.
A mayor.
Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.
Alright.
56 or$50,000 to clean it upafter.
Know what you could do with that$50,000 Macy's.
(18:24):
Can I get$50,000?
Shove it straight up your ass.
'cause it's disgusting that youwouldn't donate that to that.
Damn God.
Yeah.
Ain't that crazy.
$50,000 to clean that shit.
God.
Maybe Macy's should clean thestreets of New York more often.
Yeah, why not donate that?
That's what I'm saying.
Not that we don't love y'all.
Keep listening to New York, but,and supposedly I, you know, I'm
(18:47):
not a big sports fan.
I'm not a big baseball.
Person, except I do.
I do love the Marlins.
Don't get me wrong,'cause ofScott.
I never watch it.
I, danger.
Danger.
Maybe I shouldn't said, did yousee the lightning in our eyes
flash reflective.
(19:08):
Okay.
We're aligned.
We're good.
We're good.
Lord.
Keep it together.
That's you talking all thatshit.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Houston.
Astros.
Do you boo But they um, theybeat the shit outta the Dodgers.
I seen that.
Was it 81?
18 to one?
18 To 180?
180.
81 in baseball would be, that'sbasketball.
Yeah.
18 to one.
(19:29):
18 to one.
Supposedly massive blowout.
Now, when my kids played and mynephew Brandon didn't play, let
me just tell you, Brandon didT-ball when they were little.
My boy was picking up daisies inthe outfield.
Okay.
And it was cute and I loved it.
But Cameron, you know, he was ahe huge baseball and went into
(19:50):
college with it.
But, um, when they were inlittle league, yeah, dude, they
had the mercy rule.
Like that means when you get 10runs or more than other team.
Oh, just let it go.
You're done.
You ain't coming back.
You just let it go.
Just, just move on.
I mean, I've seen some goodcomebacks though.
I know all the baseball players,all the baseball fanatics are
(20:14):
gonna go on and say, oh, you'venever seen this game.
I know, I know.
I've seen some comebacks.
I never watched any, so you canask all you want.
I can't tell you.
Comment on that shit then goright ahead, any who.
Whatever.
Danger.
Okay.
Danger.
It's your side.
I don't know what you're tryingto say.
(20:36):
I keep seeing all by that sidereally?
Because I see it over here andthat's why you're seeing it.
'cause it's reflective in myglasses.
Okay.
I'm trying.
Look, I got two boxes.
The Lord trying to tell herherself.
Okay.
Tupac is like.
Oh Lord, mama, whatever, dude.
Whatever.
Thank you Jesus.
(20:57):
Keep the, keep the storm alive.
Did you see uh, Ozzy Osborneplay for his last time?
That was so sad to me.
No, it's not sad to me.
It was sad to me.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Oh, when I was Oz listened.
You.
I know, but Ozzy, it's sad.
You should have stopped playing30 years ago, bro.
Mom coming home, people crying.
He wasn't singing it like that.
(21:17):
You want me to?
No, exactly.
He was singing it better.
Okay.
I love you Ozzy Mama.
That's not how it was.
Okay.
Either way, you'll barely getthe word mama out, but he still
did it.
He's so old and insane.
Aw, that's elderly abuse as faras I'm concerned.
I don't care what y'all say.
They gave him a nice chair.
Oh my God, Lord, I, it almostmade me cry.
I love The Osborn.
(21:38):
It was, it was sad.
I love Ozzy to see Ozzy do that.
Yeah, because it's sad.
Even when the audience wascrying, this his last show, he,
he did his last show like 20years ago.
Yeah.
But it was, yeah, it was hislast song and then his last
song.
Well, like his, he, he just did,is he dying?
No, but it was sad.
Whatever.
Not sad to me.
(21:59):
I kind of look like OzzyOsborne.
What you talking about?
His hair?
Yeah.
I don't know what she bitchingfor.
Mm-hmm.
I probably talk like him toosometimes.
What the hell?
You sick?
Why?
Next subject.
He's old.
My grandma talks like his ass.
I ain't gonna lie.
My grandma's 98 years old.
He don't have no disease.
He's all right.
I didn't say no, don't lie.
(22:20):
Am I sick?
'cause he talk all chip.
Chop Charlie, chocolate chip.
Yes.
Okay.
We got listeners in the uk, inEngland.
Oh yeah.
UK and in France.
I mean, we're good.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
And if not, um, if you want meto be honest, I don't fucking
care.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Any who?
(22:42):
So what else?
What else you got to say aboutit?
Fourth did July.
We had fun.
I hope everybody else had fun.
Well, I mean, I did.
I had a great time.
I got burnt, I got bruises.
Yeah, she, she took so fullWell, them chairs are dang.
Okay.
First I'm gonna help you out.
I appreciate that.
Have my back.
Yeah, them tears were dangerouswhen you're trying to play a
(23:04):
game and jump on the ground realfast.
Yeah, I mean, so in case Kim'slike my sister and Kate, thank
God you didn't give a shit you,Zach.
I didn't even know you were her.
You're so rude, dude.
You're supposed to be mypartner.
My partner in crime, and youwonder why people are wondering
if I was worried about your son.
My podcast.
(23:24):
I was worried about your son.
Well.
He's a big boy.
He can handle this though.
I thought you could too, too.
I seen you rolling on theground.
So we gonna start thisconversation all right the right
way.
First of all, how was our 4th ofJuly?
Obviously mine was today.
We were together.
Yep.
I started off at the beach justso you people know.
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Had the as crack of dawn five15.
No am Why?
Because you're dumb.
Rude.
No, I think it's because I amsuch a good kind person, even
though y'all can't tell it onhere.
Um, because I go down thereearly to save all you assholes
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on.
Don't the beach don't do that.
Who gives a shit?
I'm not going to no more man.
Yeah.
I wouldn't go, I wouldn't go tothe beach at all if y'all
weren't there.
That's some bullshit.
It's hot.
I know, but it was good.
It was so beautiful.
I got, so I got knocked downtwice on that big.
What's that big, flat thing?
Paul, it was Paul's idea.
The land that, uh, raft thing,you lay on the big one.
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Okay.
First of all, that's a paddleboard.
No, not the paddle board.
Oh, no, the big the big blueFloating.
Yeah.
foam.
Yeah.
Paul said, let's get this and goout here.
So me and Mark did, and then thewaves kept pushing it on me, and
I fell twice.
I would laugh laughing though.
I'm sure I, I like that.
Scott blew his knee out thinkingthat he could get on a paddle
board.
Okay.
Now what was he thinking?
First of all, why would he evenbuy that?
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Okay, I, that's my point.
Have you seen this?
And if you've ever seen myhusband at our age now, if we
had still been doing what wewere doing back when he surfed.
And we were still in that phyphysical shape.
Well, girl, we paddleboard allday.
I don't know what he wasthinking.
And he had his glasses on.
Bitch, I can't even breathe toget up when out of this chair.
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Okay.
And you think this, it's hard toget to the beach from where we
were sitting.
Dude, I couldn't even, he saidto me after we blew it up,'cause
it's an inflatable paddleboardafter I, I did this the whole
time and then he did it.
He said, go ahead, get up onthere.
Let me see if it holds yourweight.
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I wish he would.
I wish he, I was like, excuseme?
He said, no, I just wanna see ifit's inflated enough.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
So I get up there, bitch.
It was on land and I couldbarely get on the thing.
Okay.
You think And water and waves.
Yeah.
See the waves part?
Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
And who goes in there with this?
Prescription glasses on anidiot.
This is what I'm saying.
I'm married.
Yeah.
Why would you even do that?
It ain't like you're aprofessional.
And even if you were Oh, in hismind, bitch, he's still surfing.
Yeah.
Well, just so you know, we seenhow that went.
Mm-hmm.
We sure did.
And guess what?
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Jaws is wearing hismotherfucking glasses now.
Okay.
Because they gone.
They gone, they go, them turtlesare swimming around seeing
great.
And then he couldn't find a wayback to the tents.
No, dude, I had to go, what areyou talking about?
I had to get in the water.
I know.
Carried the ride.
I go beach rescue him again.
Oh.
Speaking of beach rescue.
I know this is all.
Oh, the deer?
No.
Did you see that?
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Yes.
I, I reposted it.
All of it.
Yes.
That is crazy.
It ran across the street, downto the beach.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I was going out.
Yeah.
I think it was just it amazing.
It was frantic and didn't knowwhere to go, know what to do,
but yeah, they went and rescued.
Isn't, isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
I thought that was cool.
But anyway, that's pretty muchwhat I had to do with Scott
rescue him.
I had to grab him, get theboard, hold him down, make sure
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you know, he was a littlewobbly.
So that was fun.
That day was good.
Yeah.
Did b Christina made jelloshots?
I, I didn't have of those.
Of those.
Oh, I didn't, I didn't have anyof them.
Ate several, all those.
It was pretty good.
Yeah.
Then we went to Kim and Paul's.
Mm-hmm.
That was good.
I like, I like going back in thepool.
Flip cup.
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I could do the pool all day,minus the beach.
Me too.
Like if Paul want and Scott wantto get together at five 15, go,
let's go.
No.
There.
Show up at your house at five15.
Yeah, go ahead.
Have breakfast ready for me.
Yeah, yeah, I can.
Shit in the bathroom.
Oh my god, pee.
I don't have to worry about it.
I'm gonna go to the beach.
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'cause of you guys.
I only go to the beach becauseof.
Two people.
We ain't going name sometimesthree.
'cause it depends on my sister.
If she feels like it.
I mean, I ain't gonna name dropit Scott and Paul.
It feels a tradition.
So, and it's, it's 4th of July,you gotta go to the beach.
No, I mean you go through acouple hours, this is how you
know you're spoiled as shit.
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The beach is five minutes.
I mean, let's be real.
How far do you live from thebeach?
Not very far.
10 minutes max.
Okay.
People in this.
Country.
Mm-hmm.
Anybody listen in right now thatdon't live in Florida?
Oh shit.
Okay.
Oh, most of them are so far froma, like we're spoiled.
Yeah.
They want, they wanna be here.
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We are bitching about going tothe beach on 4th of July.
Really?
Asshole.
Yeah, we, but the honest truthis, is too fucking early.
That's way too early.
I would not just saying no.
Now the other thing I was pissedand disappointed in, okay.
About the beach.
Um.
So they did the renovations toour beach.
Yep.
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Love it.
Yes, we needed it.
The sand is way better.
The, it's a lot better.
A lot better.
But there she goes.
I have bruises on the bottom ofmy feet.
Oh.
Because the little fuckingshells, but it's like rocks,
dude.
But it's only a patch.
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It's only in where the, now thiswhere the water breaks, right?
Where the, where the wavesbreak.
It's like, but it's a bad.
Real bad.
And then when it, where are you?
Where are they come?
No, I literally have littlebruises.
Oh.
Like three or four of them.
'cause you know, I made my manrub my feet.
That's, I found out he got somebruises.
He was like, Ooh, what happenedhere?
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Ooh, what happened there?
I'm like, I don't know.
How would I get bruises on it?
I'm thinking, damn, I'm reallygetting old.
I'm getting bruises on thebottom of my feet.
Yeah.
And said rocks.
It's gotta be from the shellsand the rocks.
I'm like, yeah.
They felt like rocks.
Oh my.
Lord it.
I seen a dolphin killed me thisyear.
I'm gonna have to start wearingwater shoes.
Oh yeah, we saw a pod of them.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, I just seen one.
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No, there was a whole family, aschool of them, like three or
four of them out there at fourin the morning when you went
five 15, bitch.
And um, it was amazing.
But no, it was like nine.
It did look, it looked nice thatearly morning.
I think it was like, but so ismy bed.
Yes.
I bet you it was as warm at thebeach as it was in your bed.
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Probably.
That water was cold this yearthough.
Oh my God.
They said it was like 83.
It felt cold.
Sorry, I got an itch.
People, I gotta itch my nose.
It felt real cold, but I, it'srefreshing when you're dying of
heat.
Oh, here in Florida and itdidn't rain.
They said it was going to.
Oh my God, why is my nose itch?
I'm either gonna, that's common.
Kiss a fool or fight you wannafight, bitch, we fight every
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day.
Alright, you wanna kiss Anyway,so yeah, the 4th of July was
fun.
We played flip cup.
I win pretty much a lot.
So, hi.
Um, and honestly, just so youknow, y'all in flip cup wasn't
as good without Kim and I justsaying, um, I had fun with the
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younger folks.
You might've did.
So I don't know what you mean.
Well, y'all act a fool.
You all need rules andregulations.
That's what you need.
You know what we look like?
We look crazy because whenyou're outside watching, we look
crazy.
But when you're in it, you'redoing the same shit.
No, no, no.
Y'all went way too long.
Why?
Because normally we take breakslike we get together.
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Why do we need breaks?
You can't do that with them.
You and I, Zach and my boys andfamily are all seasoned vets.
The rest of them don't know howto go that long at flip cup.
They can't handle, they can'thandle the heat.
Okay.
Well that's the truth.
Don't be a pussy.
Right.
Well, I say the same thing, but,but I don't fill my cup up a
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lot.
I just No, no, no.
I know.
Just a little bit.
Neither do I.
I'm trying to go for the longhaul.
Yeah.
You know, it's just for fun.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
But I still had a great time nomatter what.
Me too.
I think 4th of July was awesome.
The, the end of the night dude,y'all left.
Everybody pretty much left, Ithink.
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I don't know.
Exhausted.
Paul all stayed up.
Thank god Nate left his, um,fireworks because Cameron and
Zach, there we go.
And Kyle decided we gonna lightoff some fireworks.
I already told you that it, youknow, they were throwing them
the pop rocks.
Or what are they called?
Were they in Nathan's snapperSnaps?
Yeah.
It must have had bought a kitPops.
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I think they pops.
Pops right.
Anyway, whatever.
It's pretty much gunpowder withsome rocks.
Yeah, he bought a, he bought apack.
Okay, so he bought those, theywere throwing them at each
other?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They, they set off some thingsthat dude, they were like
mortars, warns, like, like kapo,and it went straight up in the
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sky.
And then all of a sudden camedown and hit Kim's roof.
Oh.
And you know, she has a tinroof.
Dude, I ran, it sounded loudbecause it, it was like a, a
piece of concrete.
It was crazy.
I was like, that could have,that seriously, could hurt
somebody.
Yeah.
Um, and then, you know, theywere being stupid and.
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Zach would wire up four or five.
This is why I'm saying TikToktalkers that go, she too far.
Too far.
Where were his parents shouldhave beat'em.
Like I said, I mean, sorry, Iwas having too much fun watching
it and I did say, Hey, carefulyou might blow a finger or two
off.
Don't do that.
But you know, what am I gonnado?
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Who am I?
I remember years ago, um, myniece's husband.
We were sitting around and heput off a whatever firework.
Yeah.
And it, it was in the grass, soit tipped over and started
shooting at us.
Oh yeah, dude.
We jumped up and ran.
I got a video of that.
Oh, that, that's the other thingthat happened on 4th of July.
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What that somebody, I don't knowif the guy died.
No, I think he did at a 4th ofJuly, or they got into a fist
fight or something.
Oh.
Um, because of somebody beingstupid doing fireworks.
Mm-hmm.
Right next to a family.
Oh.
And the, I think it, I think hedied.
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I have to, I have to.
Y'all fact check me on that one.
But yeah.
You remember that year that wewere down at the beach?
Kim remembered it.
Um, and that idiot did thefireworks right next to us.
The kids were real young backthen.
Oh, I don't remember.
And the damn firework come atus.
Oh shit.
That's, that's the problem I gotis just stupid ass.
I mean, first of all, peoplethat have been drinking
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shouldn't mess with'em,shouldn't be messing with no
fireworks.
Well, that's almost everyone on4th of July, well, including us.
Well, god dang it, if you wantme to be honest.
What is your honest opinionabout that?
About what.
People doing fireworks anddrinking uhhuh.
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I mean, it's not the smartestidea in the world.
If you're an idiot, you're anidiot.
Yeah.
Not, you're not a genius, that'sfor sure.
Did you see about the, this isthe other thing about, thank
you, America.
You see the stuff about theprotests or they sitting in the
chairs?
No.
Kings Day 2.0, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And they're taking beach chairsout and blocking.
Bridges and well guess whathappens in Florida?
You do that.
Fuck around and find out.
Baboomp.
Yeah, that is for sure.
That's ridiculous.
Come on there.
Protests on the side of thestreet.
Come stop in.
I mean, this is the thing.
How do you sit there and go, oh,we need to be united.
We need to be united, but thenturn around and tell us to go
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fuck ourselves.
You're, yeah.
No.
What do you mean?
I mean, I say go fuck yourselfall the time.
So don't actually, that's notthe word I'm saying.
No, I know.
People forgot how to protest.
They don't know how to protestanymore.
I decided how you should doprotests here in Florida.
Okay.
So technically if you don't wantto get ran over mm-hmm.
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Don't block the street.
Right.
Duh.
Pedestrians have the right ofway in Florida.
I just keep walking through thepedestrian area and y'all can't
go nowhere.
I just walk up and down.
Up and down, huh?
Yeah, that's true.
Right?
Yeah.
I, I just think it's ridiculous.
I'm not a protester.
I've never, I mean, look to eachhis own really.
I mean, my honest, true feelingabout it is you should have the
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right to protest on the side ofthe road.
Of course.
Yeah.
But when you start blocking frompeople from going to work, yeah.
Or you know, through the daily,they're not at work.
Well, they're paid.
Most protests are paid ifthey're in large groups.
So let's be real, they'reorganized and that goes on both
sides.
Both sides do it.
Yeah.
You know, but it's the streetblocking for me or blocking
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people from going into abuilding.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Back in the day, they used tohave that with the, the churches
and stuff like that, with theabortion centers or whatever.
Yeah.
They would stop and try to blockoff people from going in.
Again, your belief or yourfeeling is your feeling or Yeah.
You know, whatever.
But that's where I draw theline.
Yeah.
When you're stopping people, ifyou're stopping me from going to
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church.
'cause you know, you have acertain opinion.
No, fuck you.
I'm gonna mow through your ass.
That's how I am, just do itappropriately.
That's, you know, you can't,yeah.
You're not, once you startgetting physical Yeah.
And you make people be physicalif you're in front of them,
like, what are you gonna do?
Oh, I'm gonna get physical.
That's what I'm saying.
You're, you're wanting that, butthen you're gonna blame the
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person for being physical.
It's just ridiculous.
Grow up.
Protest the right way.
Yeah.
Get the fuck off the road, getyour signs out.
Calm down.
Stand on the side of the road.
Scream and hoot and holler.
Flick us off as we drive by.
Yeah.
Do all, all of that.
But let me get into Target.
I got shit to buy, bro.
You know, that's all I'm saying.
Not let her get to work, let herget to Target.
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Oh no, I gotta get to work.
I'm working right now.
Maybe I'll use that tomorrow asmy excuse.
I couldn't get into work therewere protesters.
You can there.
Not here.
Oh, there might be protestorsoutside after this, after this
podcast.
It's true.
Who knows?
Got that right.
Whatever.
Whatever.
But yeah, I had a great back toour weekend for 4th of July.
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The 5th of July was nice.
The pool hanging out in and allday, the day after a holiday.
Yeah.
Is always amazing.
If we have the day off.
Yeah.
We played a game.
April got hurt.
I wish I had a picture I couldshow y'all.
I would show you my ass, butshow you my ass.
Y'all don't want to see thisdude.
She was rolling around on theground.
The only person saved her washer sister.
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I paid no attention.
The only person who cared, she'slike my sister.
I'm like, she's fine.
See, this is what I'm saying.
Lightning struck again when yousaid that shit about my sister.
Well, she's a nice one.
She tried to save you.
She realized she's the only niceone.
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Yeah.
We all ran, ran over like wegave a shit after she said it.
My future daughter-in-law, shewas right in front of you.
She, I think she might havepushed me and she was like,
screw you bitch.
Yeah.
No.
Anyway, we were playing a gamecalled Ring of Fire.
Yeah.
Never played.
And it's a drinking game and ifyou ain't never played, it was
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my first time.
You gotta play'cause it's alwaysfun.
Yeah.
And the problem was I was in a.
Very high chair.
Yep.
Not one for babies.
We all were She just clumsy,whatever.
But I don't know.
See, this is the thing, huh?
I was turned like this at thebar.
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I think you just dove over,bitch.
I jumped.
Yeah.
You didn't get out and go aroundthe arm of the I didn't have
time.
Why?
Because you were in a rushtrying to win.
That's what you're asking.
I'm competitive.
That's why I got, dude, I gotstraight.
She did the bruises like.
It's bad.
And then it hit my other leg.
Hit the shin.
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Did you?
I mean, come on dude.
And you still lost.
I did.
How about that hot ass beer Ihad to chug.
Ooh.
From my husband, God.
Mm-hmm.
I tell you, I will take one forthe team every time you will.
You're dumb.
And she says that she's the niceone.
Yeah.
I wouldn't do the hell.
No, I wouldn't do it.
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No shit.
Sure wouldn't.
I had to do it just to be niceand to prove a point.
Ain't no bitch.
And it was a hot beer too.
Oh yeah, it was.
Does that make it stronger atthe top?
It makes it foamer for me.
You were pretty tipsy afterthat, after that beer, you
think?
Uh, well, it might've been afterthe next couple rounds.
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Uh, yeah.
One I heard on the game.
How about, how about the rule Imade?
I know it gripes Scott's ass todo.
God that was so amazing and thenPaul kept doing all the rules.
Yeah.
Okay, so let me just say thisgame.
Let me tell you this game realquick.
I'll give you some gist of therules.
The way it works is usually wedo it with a deck of cards, but
there's actually a card game outthere called Ring A Fire that
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you can pick up.
Not that I'm promoting it, butif you wanna be a sponsor, let
me know anyway.
Um, so what you do is you putthe cards around a beer.
I'll do it up here.
You put the beer in the middleand then you put the cards
flared out everybody.
One person grabs a card and thecard tells you what to do.
Mm-hmm.
And it will either tell youseven.
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It goes to heaven.
You put your hands up.
Yeah.
Or it'll say you now are therule master and you create a re
rule until the next ruleMasterCard is pulled.
Yeah.
Or rhyming is not, nine isrhymed.
So somebody says something andthe next person has to rhyme on
down the line.
Yeah.
The rule card got played.
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So many times, dude, I couldn'tstop laughing from all the
different rules.
I think Egg loved the one rulein your ass.
In my ass.
She was talking just to say it ahundred percent.
Now that's not, we ain't goingto talk about that one.
Okay, but Jessica, we going havea talk on this side later.
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Uhhuh, she liked that rule.
Any who?
Just saying so the rule.
That Cindy decided to make,that's me.
Mm-hmm.
Was what, uh, what was it?
Cindy is, uh, amazing.
Was it Cindy?
Perfect.
Perfect.
That your Cindy is perfect.
So every time they took a drink,they have to say Cindy is
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perfect first.
And they had to keep saying ituntil somebody else time.
You drink every time and theydrink in between drinking.
Right?
So they'd have to say in Scottwas, and if you didn't say it.
You had to say it and take a newdrink.
Yes.
So I heard it so many times.
It's, I loved it.
It was great.
What I liked was Scott cringingevery time Scott's, Cindy is
(42:36):
perfect.
This is bullshit.
But yeah.
Me, I hear it so much on thispodcast that I'm so numb to it
now.
She's used, used to it.
Even I say it, I'm like, I knowCindy's perfect.
Yeah.
It don't affect me one bit, girlYeah.
Anymore.
But I, I loved it.
No, I had a great time at thatgame and I, I did rip myself up.
Paul made me, yeah, you did.
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Paul made me a pina colada andthen put a shot of rum on top.
Float, and I didn't know floatand I just went like this.
You did that?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't know.
He said, here's a pina coladawith some shot.
I thought he meant like it was ashot in the pina colada.
Right?
No, I was wondering why helooked so watery on top, but I
didn't want to complain to himthat you didn't wanna be like,
like, whoa, I just did a shot.
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Oof.
It's fine.
Scott always gets that 1 51floater.
Oh.
On a pina colada.
One time we were, um, went onthat a cruise and we were in,
uh, I think it was Turks andCaicos where we, this one place
that we always go to that welove, and the bar there, as
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we're walking back to the cruiseship has, it's this little tiny
bar hut random, right.
And it says two for one pinacoladas.
Mm.
So we're like.
As well.
Okay.
Now mind you, I'm, I'm gonna behonest, I was almost bent over
walking back.
You're already drunk.
Oh, I was shit hammered.
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Okay.
Okay.
So he knew better, but whatever.
He didn't care.
We're on vacation.
Yeah.
So he's thinking for, he said tome, you want to stop?
They're, you know, get, buy one,get one free.
And I said, uh, nah, I don'treally want it.
He is like, all right, well I'mgonna stop.
And you know, he'll drink both.
(44:23):
Yeah.
So we get up there and they giveyou this little tube full of 1
51 rum and it's just set insideof it, right?
Yeah.
And so there's two of them.
So instead of pouring it in thetop, they have it in this tube.
Yeah.
Well, you know me, I'm anasshole.
I grabbed that one tube out thething.
(44:44):
Trying to be cool.
Oh.
Got your ass.
Gotcha.
Sure did.
We got, I told you I was likethis.
All righty.
By the time I got to theentrance I was like this.
That's like when you went toLouisiana and had that hurricane
drink.
I mean, I think I do it everytime.
I'm trying to hang with myhusband.
Trying to be a badass.
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Sometimes I forget.
Got your ass.
I know.
It gets my ass.
Every time.
Every time.
Girl.
But yeah.
Anyway, so that, that's the gamewas fun.
Crazy.
That liked that you did thatfloater like that?
Yeah, I did a shot.
Yeah.
Paul set me up to fail.
I, no, he like a, he likes toparty, I guess, so he likes all
his buddies having a good time.
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I mean, he is got enough roomsthere for anybody to pass out if
you need.
But they are great hosts, Kimand Paul.
Oh yeah, yeah.
They are great hosts.
Yeah, they, they actually, theydo put on a great party and
everything and they are greathosts.
Clean up and put everything out.
So much appreciated.
Thank you Kim and Palm.
Thank you.
That's why I'm wearing my shirtto thank you guys today.
(45:46):
Mm.
And I wore mine.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You can tell.
That's for my mama.
Dear mama.
Yeah.
'cause I'm always slamming mypoor mama.
You are.
I didn't really get to spendtime with her.
Did she show up for 4th of July?
Yes.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Wow.
Really?
Did I talk to her?
Um, I don't remember.
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If you did, you could tell.
I had a great 4th of July.
I talked to her.
She forgot her coffee mug atKim's.
I said to Paul, that's Memaws.
Oh, well good thing you payattention to her ass about
Winston all day long playingwith us in the pool.
He loved it so much and he wasout and you see Cooper swimming
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like a son of a bitch.
Aw, he's so cute.
And the little cowboy hat.
Yeah, I know the hat.
Okay.
First of all, I've seen thosepictures on Instagram last
night.
Uhhuh, dude, it melted my heart,that boy, and that's so cute, so
adorable.
I mean, both my grandbaby and mygreat nephew.
Yeah.
What the hell?
(46:49):
Great.
That don't sound right.
Isn't that weird?
I know.
I'm a great aunt.
Thank you.
Yes, I'm She's great.
All right.
Bitch.
Um, but yeah, I saw thosepictures of him.
I didn't see him take thosepictures.
I never saw'em in that outfitall day.
I seen, I seen a picture of himin the pool with Yeah.
Camon.
But when I saw it on Instagram,I was like, oh God.
(47:09):
He is fucking cute.
Yeah, he is cute and sweet too.
Yes, he is so far.
Well, because, you know, theseboys, they get crazy, get a
little wild.
Although, I mean.
They're gonna be raiseddifferent.
Not like Mowgli's.
Well, Mowgli's are the best kidsyou could have.
Well, now they are.
They're the nicest kindness.
(47:30):
But you keep fucking with theirmama.
You going to see that side?
Yeah, that's true.
As wild as you let your kids be,they turned out to be good kids.
They turned out all right.
Not, not too shabby.
Thank you.
I think it was the Lord, notyou.
Okay.
The Lord's on my side too.
He's gotta be, I mean, I did alot of praying, used to tell the
(47:52):
boys all the time.
God works in mysterious ways.
I know.
They say Mom says that, that ahundred percent.
They know that.
Yeah.
That's my, that's my saying.
So on that note, God does workin mysterious ways and you're
welcome.
This podcast is pretty muchover.
Pretty much.
Got anything else you wanna telleverybody?
(48:12):
Let me think.
God, Guns and the American way,America.
Alright, well we enjoyed it.
All right guys.
Talk to you later.
Thank you.
Have fun.
Bye.
Bye.
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