August 19, 2025 • 41 mins
Icks and Cringe-Worthy Moments: From Drinks to Relationships | Episode 12
Welcome back to 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' the podcast where we discuss all those little things that give us the ick and make us cringe! In this episode, we dive into various ick-worthy moments, including friendships, society, relationships, and even marriage. From tasty drinks with inappropriate names to pet peeves about spouses and awkward public encounters, we cover it all. Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as we share our honest opinions. Join us for a bumpy ride and share your own ick-worthy moments in the comments below!
00:00 Introduction and Podcast Theme
00:57 Discussing the New Drink
03:40 Marriage Icks and Annoyances
13:32 Friendship Icks and Annoyances
18:17 Public Icks and Cringeworthy Moments
20:31 A Strange Encounter at Popeyes
21:05 The Cat Feeding Misunderstanding
23:34 Public Embarrassment and Social Norms
24:13 Annoying Movie Theater Behaviors
25:04 Kids Acting Like Animals
27:48 Public Arguments and Relationship Dynamics
36:10 Workplace Pet Peeves
40:49 Concluding Thoughts and Viewer Engagement
Mark as Played
Transcript
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(00:00):
Welcome back to, if you want Meto be honest, the podcast where
we don't judge well unlessyou're what gives us the ick.
Yes.
Today we are gonna be talkingabout all those little things
that give us the ick, make uscringe.
Make us be like, ugh,friendships, society.
(00:20):
There's a lot in thesefriendships, relationships,
marriage.
Marriage doesn't even work.
I'm gonna tell you, there's afew ex.
At work too.
We gotta talk about a few.
I'm just saying.
But um, we're gonna talk about'em.
So some of them might be petty,some of'em might be ick worthy,
(00:40):
some may not.
I don't know.
We'll find out, um, for you allto listen to and us to judge.
Yeah, but we don't judge.
We don't leave.
Okay.
So buckle up buttercup.
'cause this is our podcast.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
So first we want talk about thisnew drink Scotton made us.
(01:01):
Oh yeah, this is a good one.
Now color.
Well this is gonna be colorvulgar.
Yes.
I like the color in name.
Yes.
You do have to say it.
I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
I think PR people willappreciate the fact that will
they?
Well look how pretty it's, onceI tell you the name, I don't
want you to be offended.
Close your ears if you're, youknow, sensitive.
(01:22):
The name of it is Big Dick in myass.
Okay.
And I'm just gonna tell yousomething.
This, can I take a sip?
Take a sip.
Let's let us know if you like abig dick in your ass.
It's got something in it.
It's got a little somethingpeppermint.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, go.
Nope, spicy.
(01:43):
Hold on.
That looks like a little cherrybomb in the top.
Like a hard candy.
It's, what is that?
It's a cherry.
Oh, did he pull the stem off?
I don't know.
Does he, does he have to?
I don't know.
But this just so you all know,this is why I, I had to have him
make this drink.
Why?
I'm gonna tell you the reason is'cause it comes from Grandma's
(02:05):
Easy Kitchen recipes.
Grandma's, you right, girl.
You right.
I know it's shocking.
And I'm gonna prove to you, justso y'all don't think I make up
fake names on these drinks,okay?
I'm gonna show you right here.
If you look in there realclosely, it's my color though.
See what it says.
Okay, grandma.
I didn't make that up.
(02:26):
I don't know.
I guess grandma likes Okay.
Big dick in her ass.
I don't know.
But, um, this gran don't anywho?
So how's the taste?
Good?
I like it.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
I love it.
Am I supposed to stir it?
I don't know.
Don't blow it.
Big, dumb, dumb lows.
(02:52):
That didn't even sound right.
Big dumb.
Dumb is gonna choke.
Get it together.
Oh yeah.
She gonna bubble it up.
Bubble up baby.
Yeah, it's good.
Yep.
I like it.
Okay.
And I love crushed ice, so thathelps.
Yeah.
Yeah, it makes a big difference.
Any who The garnishment isalways.
(03:13):
Beautiful.
Yes, I like garnishing.
As long as you ain't garnishingmy wages.
Yes, just saying true.
Anyway, um, so, you know, I gota couple of little, I don't know
if mine are ick, like, you know,it means annoying cringeworthy,
you know what I mean?
Annoying and like, kind of turnsyou off kind of thing.
(03:34):
Oh.
Like, shit, like makes you go,ugh, I got, do you know what I
mean?
Marriage.
Yeah.
Let's start with marriage.
Okay.
I mean, we might as well.
We fuck up Mark and Scott.
Every episode is care.
Worth it.
They love it.
Yeah.
Mark, don't Don't listen.
Fucking don't listen.
Yeah.
Screw him.
Anyway.
What are your, its, what's yourbiggest one that you could say
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about He's, when he is drunk, Ican't stand it.
Yeah, I feel fine when I'm drunkthough, right?
Isn't that funny how that works?
But I can't stand.
When he drinks too much.
I think I like it.
Most women can agree.
Ladies, if you can hear me, whena man drinks too far.
Yeah.
Too far Gone.
Annoying.
(04:17):
Yeah, they become sloppy.
Slaughtering.
Get off me.
And then they're trying to telldude, I ain't got time.
Me neither.
That makes me, that's thebiggest turn off.
Yeah.
For me.
And you know, as your friend.
No, here we go.
It's a bit of an ick for me too.
And I don't mean to turn offlike a cringe, like little My
man's drunk.
(04:38):
Yeah.
For you.
Oh, okay.
I feel like cringey for you.
I'm, I like, oh, I see that.
'cause when Scott's getting onyour nerves right?
You, you're like's on my nerve.
See what I'm saying?
That it's, I'm like, you'refucking around with my friend.
Yeah.
Back off.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
I agree with we're drunk havingfun.
It feels fine to me.
I mean, yeah, it's different.
We're not, look at us, we're nots slobber and alcoholic.
(05:00):
We're just funny.
We just enjoy our life.
That's right.
How can you not, I feel like weshould be at the beach with that
drink.
It's a bit tropical.
I mean, yeah, I love that.
And broy, that's why it looks sopretty.
That's one thing.
That's not an ick.
What?
The beef, Scott making me somedamn drinks.
Oh yeah.
No, we love him for that.
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I'm worried about, he does agood job too.
Get blue on my teeth.
Imagine a smile.
You gotta watch it.
All of a sudden the our teethare grown.
Blue green and blue Blueberry.
Uh, my blueberry cobbler doesthat makes my teeth blow.
Uhhuh.
Mm-hmm.
Stains it.
Stains it.
I don't care as good as shitthough.
Oh yeah.
I could go for some blueberrycobbler.
Oh, I made some last week.
You don't fucking bring none.
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That's an ick.
Pisses me off.
Actually, that ain't Chads too.
All right.
I'll make you some one day waybecause it's gotta be fresh
right in the pan.
I gotta bring it and just with athing of vanilla ice cream on
top.
Oh my God.
Well, it'd have to be a, thething is this big.
Yeah.
You have to put on your own andput vanilla ice cream.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
(06:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, anyway.
I'm icking her, pissing me off.
That is an ick for me.
Speaking of food, I have issuesnow.
I actually.
Haven't been diagnosed.
I've self-diagnosed myself, butthere is a phobia.
She's annoying.
I got issues with noise, so whenI eat, I gotta be careful.
(06:23):
So I go to chips.
It is, it's, it's weird.
I don't know why I have that proI, it's a meat thing.
Yeah, it's not a you thing.
I mean,'cause otherwise thewhole world's fucked.
I mean, but yeah, I got that forme is cringe.
Like as soon as I sit down, if Isit next to somebody at a dinner
table and their eating habitsare not great.
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For me, it's amplified.
Oh, I know a couple of friends.
You do not like eating around.
Oh, you can tell.
Yeah.
Wait till we go.
Next time we're at a party withKim and Paul.
Mm-hmm.
Notice where I'm sitting.
Mm-hmm.
You'll see.
Yeah, I got issues.
But again, that's a me thing.
It's not really, but it doesmake me cringe when I hear
something.
I'm like, I'm still eating chipsevery day.
(07:09):
Although, you know, I used toeat a lot of ice crunch ice
constantly.
Yeah, you did.
I wonder if people, that was anfor them, what made you stop?
Um, you used to, I got my ironstraight.
That is, it was a iron.
My iron deficiency was bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway, that's one I, for me,you know, another thing
personally that is not a ick,but it annoys the shit outta me.
(07:30):
So as much as it an annoys me asan ick.
Yeah.
Um, mark, when he gets clothesoutta drawers, he don't shut'em
all the way.
And sometimes when he does shut'em, most of the way, hang
clothes, hanging out.
I just want mm-hmm.
And I've said it so many times,you know how I just, it's bitch
worthy.
And that's why I think that thismight be considered, this is ick
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slash bitch.
Ick and bitch.
Yeah.
We bitching Icking Ickingbitching.
That's how we do it.
Um, but speaking of that, itjust reminded me, egg bitch
dealt mark at Winston's birthdayparty.
She would never, was shedrinking?
A little bit, but no, she ranout to me and said, just so you
know, I just, um, reamed yourhusband out.
(08:13):
And I'm like, okay, you think Iam?
He probably deserved it.
He used to.
And I said, why?
She said he came outta thebathroom, left the lid up.
Oh, that's, and I said, welcometo my world, instant Eck for a
female.
And then she said, and then sohe peed and didn't flush either.
No way.
Not mark at home, he does.
(08:33):
Sometimes only because,'causethey waste water, he pee.
Well, who cares about that?
Because he pees so much.
He'll flush like every othertime.
That was a little TMI for y'all.
Well, he's got a littleprosthetic brush.
He's getting old, so he pees alot.
So you gotta worry about BigDick.
Hey, he's so used to it.
Plus he was tipsy, so thatdoesn't help.
(08:55):
He's so used to flushing everycouple times just when he pees.
Um, and Brina bitches about ittoo.
She'll come in my bathroom andthen bitch that Mark didn't
flush.
Okay, first of all, go in yourown, go in my bathroom, right?
I mean, but anyway, I, yeah, sheran out.
So then later on we seen, me andEd were sitting in the living
room.
We see Mark coming out of thebathroom again.
He walked out and he stopped.
(09:17):
He didn't even see us and turnedback around and we heard him
drop the toilet, the seat.
And me and her bust it out oftenat at least he learns quick.
Hey, I mean, doesn't know well,but anyway.
And other people's place anyway.
That's a good one.
Even the toilet.
That is an a absolute.
Bring a spell in the toiletbefore of him.
So have I, I have two because ofScott and the boys.
(09:37):
You know when you have 55?
Boys, boys, men, boys, yeah.
Okay.
In a house.
Yeah.
And only you and one other arefemale.
It sucks because the chances arein the middle of the night
you're falling in a toilet.
Oh my God.
Hate that.
And there's nothing worse, dude.
Like it's instant.
(09:57):
Yeah.
Dirt shower.
Yeah.
Scrub a dub dub mm squad.
Do you know?
That's a hot mess.
That's a big it.
Yeah.
That's enough to be a, butanyway, yeah.
So that's the marriage.
Ick.
Is there more marriage?
I mean, I got the list.
Oh God, dude.
But we gotta keep, we got.
Our poca podcast is gonna lastyear, so we gotta save
(10:19):
something.
Oh, it could.
It could be because our husbandsare annoying as shit.
We could just have a podcastabout marriage.
True.
One day.
True.
One day.
I feel like every time we talkabout them, well, I mean, it's
what we know when you've beenwith somebody.
As long as we have, yeah, thisis true.
That's what our life is.
And we can't talk about Xes.
We don't have Xes'cause.
(10:40):
That shit was when we wasbabies.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's true.
So all our life has been nothingbut all my bitching and
complaining about those twofuckers.
Yep.
Good.
That's what they deserve.
I'll tell you another for me.
Marriage.
Yeah.
What Go ahead.
Tell is the, um, leaving yourclothes on the floor, like drop
(11:04):
all the time right beside thebasket you're at, wherever
you're at.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
I literally placed a laundrybasket right there next to this
son of a bitch.
Next to it, dude.
And when you have a Roomba, doyou have a Roomba at home?
Yes.
Okay, so you, it sums it up.
It'll get whatever's there.
(11:24):
So sometimes I'll start it andnot recognize what's going on.
And next thing I know, I hear itgo.
Ding, ding, ding.
Oh, that means something'scoming.
Error.
Error.
Thought I was gonna say, dingding d.
No, it's error.
Please replace Roomba.
That's what it does.
Replace.
Like it broke meaning like whereit was reset.
Roomba.
(11:44):
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Yep.
Mark, he'll leave his kneebraces.
'cause you know he's got a bracefor every joint in his body that
he went.
Mm-hmm.
He wants a onesie copper fit.
Okay.
I love that.
So he leaves his knee braces allover.
So I pick'em up, throw'em in adrawer, pick'em up, throw'em in
a drawer.
Like come on dude, pick up yourshit.
God.
(12:04):
This is why I always would loveto live by myself for a little
while, but at nighttime, youknow when it gets dark, yeah.
I want him there.
Right, right.
But if it ain't dark, don't comehome.
Sleep in the street.
Lights when street lights areon.
You asked gonna be in the house.
Yes.
No.
You know what the you need islike Fred Flintstone where they
had the separate beds.
But you need a set likeadjoining house, one with the
(12:26):
other, like a mother-in-law.
You got yours.
Come on over.
Yeah.
And I ain't clean yours.
No, I would love that.
No.
Yeah, me too.
That's a good idea.
I'm just saying you got doublelot.
Yeah.
He said he could have thesmaller house.
Yeah.
And then you build, you can havethe house where, build your
house.
That's what I like.
Yes.
So yeah, that's, yeah.
(12:47):
We got a thousand marriage icks.
Oh yeah.
You know what I like is when,um, people send you that you
haven't talked to really in along time, and then all of a
sudden you see'em and you runinto each other or whatever, and
they're like, we need to hangout sometime.
Oh my God.
It's a lie.
Bitch.
We don't, yeah, you say it everytime for me.
(13:08):
Right?
Once a year.
Stop.
Every time I see you don't haveto do that.
I, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's weird.
It's just, it's like, it'sawkward a little bit.
Why?
Why do you gotta say that?
I think it's because people areawkward and they're like, don't
high.
Don't want to say, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, or they really want to,it just, they got busy lives.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But still, that's kind of weirdto me.
(13:29):
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is weird.
But yeah.
Friendships.
Um, when you're best friendswith someone for a long time,
this is coming about me, just soyou know.
In case you haven't recognizedand they get on your nerves,
they call you dumb.
Dumb.
That's an ick.
No, I was gonna say, becausethat's some funny shit.
(13:53):
What would be an ick about me toyou?
Like something that makes yougo, ugh.
I hate when she does that shit.
When you just called that, thatdrink the name.
Oh, when I say bad things, wellthat bad.
No, I mean, it's bad.
That's bad.
I guess that's it.
I don't know.
Let me think.
I mean, I mean I had a partythough.
I say that.
I was gonna say, but you know,to be on the phone case, I mean,
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we were doing.
Uh, ring a fire game.
And that was what you had to saybefore you did something.
It was a rule.
I know, but it was awkward tokeep saying it.
I thought it was funny.
Of course.
And egg tried to talk extra soshe can say it.
She loved it anyway.
Yeah.
And egg.
Hmm?
What do you got against me?
(14:35):
Well, if you want me to behonest, um, I, yeah, I don't you
drink up for this one?
You ain't got nothing.
I don't think so.
I'm really trying to think.
Um, you should have prepared mefor that one, so I got time.
Well, I try to send youhomework, but Yeah.
Some people don't pay attentionto it.
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Yeah, no, I'm, I just roll in,talk and roll out.
It's all, she does all the work.
She has all the work.
I roll in, talk and roll out,and I don't even study what she
tells me.
Fuck that.
I know.
I appreciate that.
All my hard work out mouth.
I know.
I tell her that would be an ickfor me.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
So I was just gonna say, what'syour it?
(15:17):
That, that, that is definitely,I scan through it and say, yeah.
I can tell you an ick that youhave about me.
That I have about you.
Okay.
I guess, like I said, these arereally bitches.
I, I don't even know if we couldcall this ick.
'cause ick is kind of like, yousee that dude disgusting.
Wearing that disgusting fuckingmullet.
Which nowadays is in and stufflike that.
Yeah.
But if you had done that 10years ago, well, maybe a little
(15:39):
longer than that, but say like15 years ago when the mullet
stopped being cool.
Yeah.
If you had seen a dude with amullet and a shirt wide open,
you'd be like, Ugh.
Nah.
It depends on what he lookedlike though.
Anyway.
What's your ick about me?
You said I, no, I said your ickfor me would be that I don't
(16:00):
respond back to text every oncein a while.
When you text me that when she'staking naps, when I'm working.
Mm-hmm.
It's okay.
Sometimes, you know, you gotta,I told you in the last episode,
I love a bed.
If we could do the podcast fromthe bed, so I, so do I I can't
wait to have our podcast room.
I know it once we do, we'repimping it out.
(16:22):
Mm-hmm.
We're pimping it out.
We are pimping it.
Yeah.
It's gonna be pimped.
Yeah.
I dunno, is that cringeworthy?
That's probably an ick.
I don't, we'll probably get acouple comments from people.
Pimp it out.
Pimping your little Well, youknow what, that's a saying, you
know?
Pimping, big Pimping.
That's a song too.
Pimping.
I know.
That's song.
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Oh, we're so fucking old and ainof man.
Funny dude.
I don't know what else.
You got anything else?
Oh, I know what you do.
I do.
I goes, I thought of this when Isaw this, um, little list I gave
you.
What This is you what?
This is you bitch.
LOL at the end of every text.
I know.
You know what?
Did you read that?
Yeah, but I, it's funny.
(17:03):
But can I just tell you what'sfunny?
What you, I said the fact thatyou do it.
You know what?
It's so funny you're sayingthat.
'cause Mark, you know, hedoesn't text, he doesn't know,
he don't know nothing.
Know technology.
So when I text and I put LOL orsomebody text and puts LOL.
Yeah.
He says, y'all can say anythingas long as you put LOL.
Yes.
You could be like, it's funny.
Fuck you bitch.
LLOL.
Yes.
(17:23):
He said he makes fun of me allthe time.
And then now he'll say somethingto me and put and say LOL.
Yeah.
Because he is trying to get adig in there.
Well, what do you mean it's, ifit's funny, I'm gonna put LOL if
it's serious, as if it's aperiod after every sentence.
Well, if just talking, I meanwe're funny but God dang girl.
Ain't that funny.
(17:44):
Every read our text messages oneday.
We should do that.
Read them.
Yes.
God, that would be great.
That would be so amazing tobreak to some.
Some people might get theirfeelings hurt.
Not gonna lie.
Oh, for sure.
There's a few out there.
I mean, I ain't gonna make nocomment.
Eh.
Yeah.
We don't wanna make, you knownames.
Couple people at an office.
(18:06):
Yes.
Although, I don't know if we'vereally text like that about
them.
I send you some memes about thatshit.
Yes.
We do it between me andStephanie sometimes memes.
It's funny.
Mm-hmm.
Any who, what have you thought Isaid like if you're out in
public and stuff like that, likewhen you're out and about, say
like at a restaurant.
Okay.
What would be a ick to you ifyou saw something?
(18:29):
Or makes you cringe?
Uh, um, or uncomfortable at arestaurant?
No, just out in general.
In general or anywhere?
Yeah.
I just, um, you know, whencertain people walk past you in
public.
I try not to breathe.
(18:49):
Jesus.
I just feel like it's germcertain people.
Well, the way, well you can seewhat they look like.
You're like, this guy's a bombmom.
No.
Hold your breath.
Depending on what they looklike, you're like, hold my
breath.
He might have shitted his pantsand I turned my head so I don't
get any other breath or germs onme.
'cause I, I can't take it.
'cause you, you got issues.
(19:10):
You thought my eating problems,hearing problems were, I feel
you though.
I do that.
I do.
I'm not gonna lie.
I do.
And one time I went to a fastfood restaurant.
Just didn't we just get donesaying in the beginning of this
that we're not judging.
Damn.
But we did say, unless you giveus the ick.
Yeah, sorry.
And they give us the years andyears ago, probably 15 years
(19:30):
ago, I went to this fast foodplace.
I gotta have you tell the storyreal quick.
Hold on.
What?
After this, after you say this.
So don't lose that thought.
Okay.
I just said bums in general.
I gotta have you tell the storyabout the time that you tried to
the cat story.
But go on, I'll remind you andthen you'll know.
Okay.
So I went to a through a fastfood drive through, and the
(19:55):
person handed me the food.
Okay.
I couldn't eat it.
I agree.
I Okay.
They had no teeth and what theydid was real bad.
Rotted.
Yeah.
And they're smiling.
Have a nice day.
Yeah.
That's rough.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's rough.
I mean, that's, that botheredme.
I was like, do I even trust thefood?
Mm.
I don't even know if I could eatthat day.
(20:16):
But anyway.
Well, I can tell you this.
If it came from our, um,Popeye's here locally, oh my
God, I love Popeye's back.
Don.
Don't go this one.
Supposedly it's a, um.
Little fishy in there for the,uh, angle.
The last time I went there, theydidn't even take my money and I
sat there'cause Brina made mefor 20 minutes.
Yeah.
(20:36):
Until somebody come back to thewindow and said, it's the worst.
What?
Can I help you?
I'm like, I never paid.
She's like, oh, I was trying toleave, like after five minutes I
heard that it, it, it does somethings that aren't appropriate
to do at a, at a restaurant.
Like it's a, it's a fake.
Drugs.
It shouldn't even be talkingabout that.
Okay.
(20:57):
Don't sell no drugs at noPopeyes.
We talking about that.
They got good food though.
They should if they sellingdrugs.
What's the cat story?
The bum story.
Cat story?
Yeah.
Tell the story about the timethat you, um, seen that.
Um, bum near our office.
(21:17):
Oh my God.
That's embarrassing.
That is the funniest.
Okay.
So every day going to work,every single morning I would see
this guy walking up the street.
I mean, he, he, he was dressedokay.
Right.
But I seen him with cat food andtrying to feed cats and kept
walk.
No, I, yes.
And kept walking and walkingevery morning and he looked like
(21:39):
he was coming outta the woods.
So I'm like, oh, it's a bum guy.
So, but it, for like a year, itkept bothering me like, right, I
need to give him some money orsomething.
You felt like the Lord wascalling you?
I don't do that.
Right.
It just, it was every day thesame older guy, he looked
decent, you know what I mean?
Like, so one day, one day I seenhim, so I made a big loop,
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right?
And pulled over, rolled down mypassenger window.
That money in my hand.
And I said, Hey, hey.
She tried to looked over toprostitute, this old man, he
looked over, I'm like, take somemoney.
He said, I'm not a bum.
I'm feeding the cats.
And I shut down, dude.
So I said, uh, take it for thecats.
(22:22):
Just put it the, and he justlooked at me and walked over and
took it.
I'm like, have a good day.
And I left.
He done took the money.
I never seen him again.
He was a bum.
He was embarrassed.
Maybe, maybe.
I, I don't know, but dude, ifyou are out there, I, dude, it
was so embarrass you.
I was on the phone with Ariannewhen it happened too.
I know.
She was busted out laughing withthe guy taking the money bets
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and you know, just so you know,when you're in your car, on the
car system, outside of the car,oh yeah.
You can hear the wholeconversation better than inside
the car.
That's a public, you can hearthe annoy the shit outta me.
I, I, as soon as I park orsomebody, I either turn it off
or turn it way, way all the waydown.
Yeah.
But she was on.
The phone with me.
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I'm like, there's the guy, Igotta do it.
You know?
And she was busting out laughingwhile the guy walked up.
He can hear the whole thing.
Oh God.
It was, I absolutely love that.
So I've never given money afterthat to no one might have been
an ick for him.
I know he's probably, like hesaid, I'm not a bum.
But he took that money, butevery day the same time.
(23:25):
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I thought that shit was funnythough, dude.
It was funny.
I was so embarrassed for, and Iwas embarrassed for him.
Yeah.
Like, what an asshole I am.
Um, have you ever been to themovies where people clap at the
end of the movie or during likeand he laugh so hard?
Well, they're like, yay.
In the middle.
Yeah.
In the middle of the movie.
Go fuck yourself.
You're not at home.
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Well, no, that just.
Calm down and who's listening?
This is what it ain't like.
It's a real superhero story Iknow.
Or whatever it is.
What are you doing that you'resitting there in life that you
think to yourself, I need toclap because everybody around me
needs to hear me clap and cheer,but a bunch of'em do it.
That Superman survived.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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I'm happy.
I'm like, yay.
And into my head inside.
But it ain't like these peopleare real.
Mm.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I don't get that.
I don't hear you.
Yay.
And when people survive realshit.
How about that?
Yeah.
How about that?
We ain't doing that when thefireman's coming down out thing
and save the life.
Exactly.
All y'all screaming out there.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
No, I, I agree.
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It's annoying.
Right?
And they do it like three orfour times during the movie,
especially superhero movies.
I know Google, like I know youlike the so do I.
I love them.
Me too.
But we don't need to do allthat.
Then somebody laughs so hard atsomething that ain't even that
funny.
Yeah.
Or I like the people that dressup at the premiere that aren't
really, like we talked aboutthat at Superman, but the oness
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that cosplay just before like togo to the movie.
Yeah, dude.
They love it.
Okay.
Like, I mean, I get it.
What the something's wrong withyou.
Yeah.
Something ain't, it's a littleoff.
It's like all the, it's gr it'shicky to me.
It's like the, um, kids thatthink they're cats and dogs and
shit these days.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well go.
That's a definite ick.
(25:10):
That's weird, dude.
I'm gonna, and your parents needtheir ass.
You're damn right because I'mgonna tell you something.
You come barking around my ass.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
I'm gonna punch in your mouth.
And you know the parents putliver boxes and shit.
Dude, that's psychotic.
Dude.
I wish the f You would.
I would, could you, dude?
Dude, I'm gonna call Gabby.
(25:30):
Done.
I'm gonna ask her, can I put acollar on you and a leash and
walk you around and you act likeyou're a cat.
Did.
That is the weirdest shit I everseen.
Never get him therapies.
Stop buying litter boxes and,and, and catnip and shit and
spend it on therapy, first ofall.
Now, I should have did this forZach when?
Well, I, well, I be too.
(25:51):
I see it.
Okay, Zach.
I mean, Zach would shiteverywhere.
I mean, you know what I mean?
Like, maybe that's what I shouldhave did.
Zach, you're acting like a dog.
Or a cat.
Yes.
Here's a litter box.
Here's a lit shit in it.
Money.
Boy, that's my point.
Therapy.
Are you going kids to clean thatshit up?
Oh, I don't wanna clean a litterbox to begin with.
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I can't stand that.
I wonder if the parents do cleanthat up because the kids to the
kid is the cat's eating it.
Dear God, that I'm just sayingdisgusting.
Anyway, that's a ick.
(26:34):
That is definite Ick issomebody, we're very judgy.
Okay.
If you want me to be honest,don't ask me.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Don't ask me what I think youasked.
I told, I asked.
You told?
Yeah.
Look, if I rolled up on somebodythat was dressed up with the cat
ears, you know how they used to,yeah, that's how it started was
(26:57):
the headband with the littlekitty cat ears and then they
meowed school and shit.
Yeah.
And then they would go, what thefuck?
I, I mean, overheat you mandaballs.
What the fuck?
I'm just saying that ain'tnormal.
A hundred percent ain't normal.
And right then and there is whenthe parents should have went.
(27:19):
Yeah.
I mean it just, it is shockingto me.
Or you know, like I said, put aleash on him and walk'em around.
Do you Yeah.
Matter if that's what you gottado.
Matter fact, put'em out in thisheat because that's where
animals live anyway.
That's, no, no, not in thisFlorida heat.
She just being dumb now.
(27:41):
She ain't even drank that muchshit.
Oh, that's funny.
But yeah, that is definitely anick.
What else you got?
Arguing.
Oh, go ahead.
People that argue out in public,anywhere with each other in
front of people.
Yes.
Is a, is like, dude, that's me.
How old are you?
Go.
I know.
I'm just gonna say go.
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That's me.
Argue somewhere else.
Yeah.
You know what's funny is Scott,and I'll be walking into, which
it's comical to me, but I'm sureto some people who don't know
us, they probably think you'reserious.
Right.
Well.
Sometimes I am, I will punch abitch in the eye, don't fuck
with me.
But he'll, he'll say somethingstupid, right?
(28:23):
And I have to respond becauseI'm that kind of person that I
have to, you can't let go.
No, I'm petty as, fuck, okay,maybe that's an ick for him, but
35 years later we're stilltogether.
So, um, but yeah, he'll saysomething stupid and I gotta
respond in an aggressive way.
Mm-hmm.
You know, like I do to Winston.
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Like I wish you would.
Yeah.
You know, kind of moment.
Yeah.
And I can see certaindifferences between people.
One person will walk past andgiggle.
Yeah.
You know,'cause they think it'sfunny.
Yeah.
And they get, it would be, andthen they'll have the Karen
that's like, I'm like, whateverdude.
But yeah, that's Scott and me.
We argue.
I will in public though.
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Absolutely.
I don't believe that.
I've never seen y'all do that.
I mean, in front of our friendsmaybe, but not in public.
Yeah, we've been in a situationbefore.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's ick.
I told you I got a lot of ick.
You don't even notice.
I, I don't, um, argue with Markin public, but at all.
(29:25):
No, dude.
No.
You've never locked, likeScott's locked the keys in the
truck one time when we wereyounger.
You say you're an idiot.
I'm like, fucking moron.
But people can hear you.
'cause I'm loud.
Yeah.
And then he'll be like, what thefuck did you say?
Yeah, no, never did them kind ofthing.
And then, and then I look at himand I go, I didn't hear nothing.
(29:48):
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
No, we don't.
First of all, we don't curse ateach other like that.
Oh my God, you're perfect.
Well, it's not that we justdon't, if he expo, like I said,
he one time said, you're actinglike a bee one time.
And that was too much for me.
I don't understand that it's.
That's an ick for me, that in arelationship you don't cuss at
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each other.
Not when we're serious.
Like if Yeah.
Teasing when it's funny you'reNo, because absolutely.
That's when it comes out.
We don't get in major fightslike that.
We just like, I'm just like,you're, no.
Oh, go ask Mark if we can goaway this next weekend.
No, he just won't speak.
See that's, that's thedifference.
Or he'll be, he'll say like,y'all are non talkers.
You're ridiculous.
You like to spend money toomuch.
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You're a bougie, blah, blah,blah.
But he, yes, he said, but hedoesn't say he's gotta be like,
you're a dumb bitch.
What the fuck's wrong?
No, even, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
He's got, he's gonna hear thisepisode and be like, let's ask
him right now.
Wow.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
We don't do that stuff no more.
We used to do that shit all thetime when we were young.
I'm gonna die.
Why?
It's not antifreeze.
(30:50):
This time, I promise, ispineapple juice.
I don't trust them.
We should see what thatingredients is.
For this.
There's something I taste inthere that it is like a, that's
weird off.
Mm-hmm.
What is it?
What's the strong taste of it?
You gotta know, you knoweverything.
Oh.
'cause I know I'm, you know allthe fruits of this.
I drink all sorts of alcohol.
(31:11):
No, but there's a like apricot.
It's something weird.
It is.
It's mango.
Thank you.
Got your ass mango juice, mango.
That I knew I tasted something.
That's the mango.
I'm not a big mango.
Oh, peach.
Schnapps too peach.
That's what it is.
Peach.
Okay.
That's what it is.
Yep.
Mango juice and peach schnapps.
So here's the ingredients.
Mm-hmm.
Coconut rum.
Mm-hmm.
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Blue coco.
Is that car, is that morealcohol?
Yep.
Okay.
Peach schnapps.
Okay.
Pineapple juice.
Mango juice.
Splash of lemon, lime soda.
Optional for fizz and crushedice.
I feel like we need more alcoholin them.
Do you?
Because I'm a little dizzy.
(31:52):
That's normal.
Does that mean something?
I don't know what the fuck.
I dunno.
Anyway, um, let's see.
Um, wearing socks with holes.
Not enough alcohol in here.
Hear sauce with holes anymore.
Yes they do.
Who kids?
Yes they do.
Cook kids, not me.
I got socks with the holes in'em.
(32:13):
Okay.
So if I see a sock or underwearin the wash after I wash'em.
Mm-hmm.
Or dry'em, even when I go tofold'em and they got holes, they
go straight in that garbageright next to the washer.
Oh, see?
Yeah, because you're, you're anormal person.
You keep folding'em.
I just, first of all, I mean,underwear is a different story.
Most of underwear doesn't haveholes.
(32:34):
Men's No.
I mean, they get wore out by theCrocs.
You don't change out hisunderwear enough then.
Like buying enough.
Yes, he gets it.
Just, it just get one, well, onepair here and there gets through
the cracks, it gets a hole.
But under socks, I don't, socks,I don't even pay attention
because I'm, I don't do thatwhole thing.
I feel like there's more, exceptfor holes in men underwear than
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there is in socks.
I don't even have socks thathave holes in'em.
Neither is more, you need to getsome thicker underwear.
Him, for him.
Scott, back in the day, used tohave holes in his jeans.
Well, and you have to throw thatshit out from working.
I don't have holes in our socksever, but I don't, I don't think
I've seen holes in hisunderwear.
We're giving way too muchinformation.
(33:17):
We're looking what he, I'm justsaying.
I don't understand.
I mean, unless he's picking hisass, he might wear a hole in,
you know why, because Marksweats a lot.
He's climbing a lot outside.
He's outside working.
So they started get thin andthen in the, in the they where
Crotchy area.
I see how thin they are.
I throw'em away a little.
That's where Scot's was for thejeans, or they come apart and
the seam start to come apart andI throw'em away.
(33:39):
So all that farting, you can'tsay that word.
You can't say fart.
It makes me laugh.
What am I gonna say?
Two, that's even worse.
I'm like a child, dude.
Well, what's the real, what'sthe word?
No, that's the word I'm justsaying when you say it.
(34:00):
It makes me laugh too hard,dude.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
I'm like a fucking let, get offmy man's underwear.
Okay.
Get off his jock.
Back off his jock.
That's the same thing I alwaysthink of anyway.
He has perfect underwear.
Yep.
He doesn't have any problems.
Oh, wearing socks.
What else you got?
Trying speak wrong.
That on your list.
Seen in the, okay, this, I'vedone this, eh, I have like once
(34:23):
or twice in my life.
And then you lies.
You don't even need it.
What the hell are, but you knowwhat?
Doing, you know what I think itis though?
You have to say what it is'causeyou kind of said it underground.
A receipt.
Okay.
So a receipt that flies awaychasing it is, and you chase it
like it's a hundred dollarsbill, right?
Like you're losing money.
So I've only done it a coupletimes, but the reason why I
(34:44):
chase it.
'cause people around.
I don't wanna think I'mlittering.
See, that's the reason why I doit.
I don't chase it.
Me too.
Because it's like money.
Me too.
I chase it down because it'sliterate like people see and
then you gotta figure, otherwiseI give a fuck about that paper.
Yeah.
And you don't like when peoplecut through parking lots in the
mid, like where people park,like cut through that area.
(35:06):
Scott does it all the time.
You were cursing out somebodythe other day on the phone while
I was with you.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And Bri said I do it all thetime.
When we hung.
Because here's, here's theproblem.
I have comment yesterday to meabout it.
Yeah.
When you pull into a parkingspace and the one in front of
you is open.
Yeah.
And there are only one waydirections coming in and out.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's when I have a problemwith it.
You're an asshole and you pulledall the way straight through as
(35:28):
I'm getting ready to turn inthat spot.
Yeah.
That's annoying.
Yeah.
Like stay in your lane, bro.
Yeah.
That pissed me off so bad.
What we know so bad.
My whole family heard you.
I have serious road rage.
Yeah.
Brina.
Think, think I have road rage?
I don't think I, I like I screamat somebody in the car.
Don't go get my car back'cause Igot such bad road rage.
Well shit.
Yeah.
(35:48):
One of us need a car.
That's what I'm saying.
Yours is falling apart.
Mine's falling apart.
You ain't gone.
Mine's gone.
Well I had one.
I loved her.
I know.
I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, that's another source ofthis I love mine too, but it's
13 years old.
Time's up.
Yeah, that's an ick that yourman will buy.
Buy another one.
Uh, what else?
(36:08):
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
There's so many eggs in there.
What about work, like whenpeople come to work, let's talk
about some work, ick.
'cause I've got a few that Ithought of the other day.
Mm mm You know what bothers me?
Mm-hmm.
The most?
Okay.
About like, first of all, to me,when you start a job, you should
(36:29):
be.
The best you're ever gonna bewhen they start.
They are like, you better be ontime.
Yeah.
They usually a, a lot of peoplearen't the very start days.
Yes, I know people.
Well then I'm fire'em rightaway.
Thank I'm a bitch.
But that's me and you.
Yeah.
Done.
That's me and you.
Okay.
We're different.
It.
(36:50):
Like if they're already doingthat in the beginning, you're
screwed from the year fromyou're done.
You're screwed.
That's what I said.
And you're setting yourself upto allow people to walk all over
you.
Oh, yeah.
Like I got problems.
Yeah.
That one thing definitely is anick for me.
Yeah.
When it comes to you just starta job, first of all, don't show
up late to an interview either.
Well, I've, we've had people dothat.
(37:11):
Right?
That's what I'm saying.
10 minutes later she's like,instant.
Yeah.
I was, I'm, I have an interviewat one.
I said, well, it's, it's not oneo'clock 30, so you're done.
As soon as you walk in, you'relate.
I walk back there and tell'em,yeah, I'm done with her.
Yeah.
Like I, no, who's got time forthat bullshit?
If you show up late, you'regonna show up late every day,
(37:32):
right?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
That's what I'm saying.
Is that the only ick at workgot?
Oh, no.
I got tons of'em, girl.
You want me to tell'em all?
No, no.
That's a whole nother episode.
Well.
We going do a work episodethat's gonna be sketchy.
Well, not only that, she gonnathrow me under the bus too.
(37:52):
Let's say that I'm gonna throw'em all out there.
Make sure they don't watch out.
We listen and we don't judge.
Yes, we'll do that one, but theycan't judge.
But Bri and Gabby has to come onhere.
Oh, for that?
Yeah.
Well, I don't know if I wantthat one to be it.
Because,'cause you're scared.
My kid's the worst kid.
You're scared.
(38:13):
Not that she's bad, but comparedto Gabby.
Well, no, the difference is, isthat Brina had a life outside
and Okay, so we can, Gabby juststayed with me.
We can do Brina and Zach withthat episode.
Oh no.
Or Brandon, I'll take Brandon.
Brandon don't even have, listen,I did.
I, I did, uh, live.
(38:35):
TikTok yesterday.
Mm-hmm.
Morning.
And you know, a lot of Zach andBrandon's friends come into my
TikTok live.
They support me, which isamazing and I appreciate, but
you know, they wanna knowstories about, I was talking
about everybody going back toschool and first days of school
and stuff like that, and justkind of going over how difficult
my children were trying to getthem ready for the first day and
(38:57):
now.
Excited and happy I was forfirst day of school.
Yes.
Every year.
Yes, for sure.
Most parents are uhhuh andshould be.
Mm.
Especially if you work fromhome.
Oh.
Or you're a stay at home mom.
Yes, girl.
Times up to go.
Thank you.
Um, so I was talking about allthat and then people would ask
about st you know, tell us afunny story.
(39:17):
Yeah.
So I told like this one storyabout Zach, which I'm not gonna
relive it on here, but it has todo with the power puffs.
Anyway, told that story on thelive, and it was about Zach.
It was the funniest thing in theworld.
Everybody loved it.
Right?
And then they're like, tell usone about Bran.
I'm like, bran was a good kid.
He don't have nothing.
That where he was back, Brandwasn't the one shitting out the
window.
Oh my gosh.
(39:37):
Brand wasn't the one humpingpillows, like, you know what I
mean?
Like Heran wasn't the one.
Zach was running around thehouse, smacking.
Zach took it all for everybody.
Zach was all four of mychildren.
Craziness in one for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm glad I got that spread out.
Yeah.
But you know, he is a amazing,I'm, I'm blessed.
(40:00):
I mean, we've talked about thatbefore, so Yes, I relive that.
But yeah.
Anyway, so, so we're gonna talkabout our work, work, work
mates.
Yeah.
Next, next maybe, maybe nextepisode.
We'll, we'll see.
I do have to have, um, one day Iwanna do, but probably the next
trip Paul comes home.
We're gonna do.
(40:21):
The guys on here.
Yeah.
When it's cooler because wecan't cram'em all in here.
And we'll have our podcast roomYes.
All set up and just, and we'llbe able to have actually space
for.
Six of us in there as opposed, Imean, imagine where are they
gonna stand the whole time?
Yeah.
We don't have the space in hereand I don't want'em breathing on
me.
I'll have to hold my breath.
That's your ick.
(40:45):
I know.
I was about numb.
So anyway.
Well yeah.
Thanks for watching again guys.
We appreciate it.
Um, follow, like, comment,share.
Yep.
Ask questions.
We would love to get some, um,maybe response from you all
about what your icks are.
Yeah.
What do you feel maybe cringeyou with the dating in, you
(41:08):
know.
World and stuff like that.
Things that we're not reallyexposed to anymore.
'cause Yeah.
'cause we can't go date.
We're old Haggards.
Well, maybe we gotta try just tosee what it's like kidding.
Sorry.
Time to go on dates.
Yeah.
But um, yeah, so anyway, youknow, give us some feedback,
give us some information, giveus some topics even that you
(41:29):
guys would like to hear us talkabout that you might want to
have our.
Honest opinion.
And if you want me to be honest,yeah.
Thanks for, uh, checking us out.
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Welcome back to, if you want Meto be honest, the podcast where
we don't judge well unlessyou're what gives us the ick.
Yes.
Today we are gonna be talkingabout all those little things
that give us the ick, make uscringe.
Make us be like, ugh,friendships, society.
(00:20):
There's a lot in thesefriendships, relationships,
marriage.
Marriage doesn't even work.
I'm gonna tell you, there's afew ex.
At work too.
We gotta talk about a few.
I'm just saying.
But um, we're gonna talk about'em.
So some of them might be petty,some of'em might be ick worthy,
(00:40):
some may not.
I don't know.
We'll find out, um, for you allto listen to and us to judge.
Yeah, but we don't judge.
We don't leave.
Okay.
So buckle up buttercup.
'cause this is our podcast.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
So first we want talk about thisnew drink Scotton made us.
(01:01):
Oh yeah, this is a good one.
Now color.
Well this is gonna be colorvulgar.
Yes.
I like the color in name.
Yes.
You do have to say it.
I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
I think PR people willappreciate the fact that will
they?
Well look how pretty it's, onceI tell you the name, I don't
want you to be offended.
Close your ears if you're, youknow, sensitive.
(01:22):
The name of it is Big Dick in myass.
Okay.
And I'm just gonna tell yousomething.
This, can I take a sip?
Take a sip.
Let's let us know if you like abig dick in your ass.
It's got something in it.
It's got a little somethingpeppermint.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, go.
Nope, spicy.
(01:43):
Hold on.
That looks like a little cherrybomb in the top.
Like a hard candy.
It's, what is that?
It's a cherry.
Oh, did he pull the stem off?
I don't know.
Does he, does he have to?
I don't know.
But this just so you all know,this is why I, I had to have him
make this drink.
Why?
I'm gonna tell you the reason is'cause it comes from Grandma's
(02:05):
Easy Kitchen recipes.
Grandma's, you right, girl.
You right.
I know it's shocking.
And I'm gonna prove to you, justso y'all don't think I make up
fake names on these drinks,okay?
I'm gonna show you right here.
If you look in there realclosely, it's my color though.
See what it says.
Okay, grandma.
I didn't make that up.
(02:26):
I don't know.
I guess grandma likes Okay.
Big dick in her ass.
I don't know.
But, um, this gran don't anywho?
So how's the taste?
Good?
I like it.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
I love it.
Am I supposed to stir it?
I don't know.
Don't blow it.
Big, dumb, dumb lows.
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That didn't even sound right.
Big dumb.
Dumb is gonna choke.
Get it together.
Oh yeah.
She gonna bubble it up.
Bubble up baby.
Yeah, it's good.
Yep.
I like it.
Okay.
And I love crushed ice, so thathelps.
Yeah.
Yeah, it makes a big difference.
Any who The garnishment isalways.
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Beautiful.
Yes, I like garnishing.
As long as you ain't garnishingmy wages.
Yes, just saying true.
Anyway, um, so, you know, I gota couple of little, I don't know
if mine are ick, like, you know,it means annoying cringeworthy,
you know what I mean?
Annoying and like, kind of turnsyou off kind of thing.
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Oh.
Like, shit, like makes you go,ugh, I got, do you know what I
mean?
Marriage.
Yeah.
Let's start with marriage.
Okay.
I mean, we might as well.
We fuck up Mark and Scott.
Every episode is care.
Worth it.
They love it.
Yeah.
Mark, don't Don't listen.
Fucking don't listen.
Yeah.
Screw him.
Anyway.
What are your, its, what's yourbiggest one that you could say
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about He's, when he is drunk, Ican't stand it.
Yeah, I feel fine when I'm drunkthough, right?
Isn't that funny how that works?
But I can't stand.
When he drinks too much.
I think I like it.
Most women can agree.
Ladies, if you can hear me, whena man drinks too far.
Yeah.
Too far Gone.
Annoying.
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Yeah, they become sloppy.
Slaughtering.
Get off me.
And then they're trying to telldude, I ain't got time.
Me neither.
That makes me, that's thebiggest turn off.
Yeah.
For me.
And you know, as your friend.
No, here we go.
It's a bit of an ick for me too.
And I don't mean to turn offlike a cringe, like little My
man's drunk.
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Yeah.
For you.
Oh, okay.
I feel like cringey for you.
I'm, I like, oh, I see that.
'cause when Scott's getting onyour nerves right?
You, you're like's on my nerve.
See what I'm saying?
That it's, I'm like, you'refucking around with my friend.
Yeah.
Back off.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
I agree with we're drunk havingfun.
It feels fine to me.
I mean, yeah, it's different.
We're not, look at us, we're nots slobber and alcoholic.
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We're just funny.
We just enjoy our life.
That's right.
How can you not, I feel like weshould be at the beach with that
drink.
It's a bit tropical.
I mean, yeah, I love that.
And broy, that's why it looks sopretty.
That's one thing.
That's not an ick.
What?
The beef, Scott making me somedamn drinks.
Oh yeah.
No, we love him for that.
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I'm worried about, he does agood job too.
Get blue on my teeth.
Imagine a smile.
You gotta watch it.
All of a sudden the our teethare grown.
Blue green and blue Blueberry.
Uh, my blueberry cobbler doesthat makes my teeth blow.
Uhhuh.
Mm-hmm.
Stains it.
Stains it.
I don't care as good as shitthough.
Oh yeah.
I could go for some blueberrycobbler.
Oh, I made some last week.
You don't fucking bring none.
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That's an ick.
Pisses me off.
Actually, that ain't Chads too.
All right.
I'll make you some one day waybecause it's gotta be fresh
right in the pan.
I gotta bring it and just with athing of vanilla ice cream on
top.
Oh my God.
Well, it'd have to be a, thething is this big.
Yeah.
You have to put on your own andput vanilla ice cream.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, anyway.
I'm icking her, pissing me off.
That is an ick for me.
Speaking of food, I have issuesnow.
I actually.
Haven't been diagnosed.
I've self-diagnosed myself, butthere is a phobia.
She's annoying.
I got issues with noise, so whenI eat, I gotta be careful.
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So I go to chips.
It is, it's, it's weird.
I don't know why I have that proI, it's a meat thing.
Yeah, it's not a you thing.
I mean,'cause otherwise thewhole world's fucked.
I mean, but yeah, I got that forme is cringe.
Like as soon as I sit down, if Isit next to somebody at a dinner
table and their eating habitsare not great.
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For me, it's amplified.
Oh, I know a couple of friends.
You do not like eating around.
Oh, you can tell.
Yeah.
Wait till we go.
Next time we're at a party withKim and Paul.
Mm-hmm.
Notice where I'm sitting.
Mm-hmm.
You'll see.
Yeah, I got issues.
But again, that's a me thing.
It's not really, but it doesmake me cringe when I hear
something.
I'm like, I'm still eating chipsevery day.
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Although, you know, I used toeat a lot of ice crunch ice
constantly.
Yeah, you did.
I wonder if people, that was anfor them, what made you stop?
Um, you used to, I got my ironstraight.
That is, it was a iron.
My iron deficiency was bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway, that's one I, for me,you know, another thing
personally that is not a ick,but it annoys the shit outta me.
(07:30):
So as much as it an annoys me asan ick.
Yeah.
Um, mark, when he gets clothesoutta drawers, he don't shut'em
all the way.
And sometimes when he does shut'em, most of the way, hang
clothes, hanging out.
I just want mm-hmm.
And I've said it so many times,you know how I just, it's bitch
worthy.
And that's why I think that thismight be considered, this is ick
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slash bitch.
Ick and bitch.
Yeah.
We bitching Icking Ickingbitching.
That's how we do it.
Um, but speaking of that, itjust reminded me, egg bitch
dealt mark at Winston's birthdayparty.
She would never, was shedrinking?
A little bit, but no, she ranout to me and said, just so you
know, I just, um, reamed yourhusband out.
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And I'm like, okay, you think Iam?
He probably deserved it.
He used to.
And I said, why?
She said he came outta thebathroom, left the lid up.
Oh, that's, and I said, welcometo my world, instant Eck for a
female.
And then she said, and then sohe peed and didn't flush either.
No way.
Not mark at home, he does.
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Sometimes only because,'causethey waste water, he pee.
Well, who cares about that?
Because he pees so much.
He'll flush like every othertime.
That was a little TMI for y'all.
Well, he's got a littleprosthetic brush.
He's getting old, so he pees alot.
So you gotta worry about BigDick.
Hey, he's so used to it.
Plus he was tipsy, so thatdoesn't help.
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He's so used to flushing everycouple times just when he pees.
Um, and Brina bitches about ittoo.
She'll come in my bathroom andthen bitch that Mark didn't
flush.
Okay, first of all, go in yourown, go in my bathroom, right?
I mean, but anyway, I, yeah, sheran out.
So then later on we seen, me andEd were sitting in the living
room.
We see Mark coming out of thebathroom again.
He walked out and he stopped.
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He didn't even see us and turnedback around and we heard him
drop the toilet, the seat.
And me and her bust it out oftenat at least he learns quick.
Hey, I mean, doesn't know well,but anyway.
And other people's place anyway.
That's a good one.
Even the toilet.
That is an a absolute.
Bring a spell in the toiletbefore of him.
So have I, I have two because ofScott and the boys.
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You know when you have 55?
Boys, boys, men, boys, yeah.
Okay.
In a house.
Yeah.
And only you and one other arefemale.
It sucks because the chances arein the middle of the night
you're falling in a toilet.
Oh my God.
Hate that.
And there's nothing worse, dude.
Like it's instant.
(09:57):
Yeah.
Dirt shower.
Yeah.
Scrub a dub dub mm squad.
Do you know?
That's a hot mess.
That's a big it.
Yeah.
That's enough to be a, butanyway, yeah.
So that's the marriage.
Ick.
Is there more marriage?
I mean, I got the list.
Oh God, dude.
But we gotta keep, we got.
Our poca podcast is gonna lastyear, so we gotta save
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something.
Oh, it could.
It could be because our husbandsare annoying as shit.
We could just have a podcastabout marriage.
True.
One day.
True.
One day.
I feel like every time we talkabout them, well, I mean, it's
what we know when you've beenwith somebody.
As long as we have, yeah, thisis true.
That's what our life is.
And we can't talk about Xes.
We don't have Xes'cause.
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That shit was when we wasbabies.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's true.
So all our life has been nothingbut all my bitching and
complaining about those twofuckers.
Yep.
Good.
That's what they deserve.
I'll tell you another for me.
Marriage.
Yeah.
What Go ahead.
Tell is the, um, leaving yourclothes on the floor, like drop
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all the time right beside thebasket you're at, wherever
you're at.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
I literally placed a laundrybasket right there next to this
son of a bitch.
Next to it, dude.
And when you have a Roomba, doyou have a Roomba at home?
Yes.
Okay, so you, it sums it up.
It'll get whatever's there.
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So sometimes I'll start it andnot recognize what's going on.
And next thing I know, I hear itgo.
Ding, ding, ding.
Oh, that means something'scoming.
Error.
Error.
Thought I was gonna say, dingding d.
No, it's error.
Please replace Roomba.
That's what it does.
Replace.
Like it broke meaning like whereit was reset.
Roomba.
(11:44):
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Yep.
Mark, he'll leave his kneebraces.
'cause you know he's got a bracefor every joint in his body that
he went.
Mm-hmm.
He wants a onesie copper fit.
Okay.
I love that.
So he leaves his knee braces allover.
So I pick'em up, throw'em in adrawer, pick'em up, throw'em in
a drawer.
Like come on dude, pick up yourshit.
God.
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This is why I always would loveto live by myself for a little
while, but at nighttime, youknow when it gets dark, yeah.
I want him there.
Right, right.
But if it ain't dark, don't comehome.
Sleep in the street.
Lights when street lights areon.
You asked gonna be in the house.
Yes.
No.
You know what the you need islike Fred Flintstone where they
had the separate beds.
But you need a set likeadjoining house, one with the
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other, like a mother-in-law.
You got yours.
Come on over.
Yeah.
And I ain't clean yours.
No, I would love that.
No.
Yeah, me too.
That's a good idea.
I'm just saying you got doublelot.
Yeah.
He said he could have thesmaller house.
Yeah.
And then you build, you can havethe house where, build your
house.
That's what I like.
Yes.
So yeah, that's, yeah.
(12:47):
We got a thousand marriage icks.
Oh yeah.
You know what I like is when,um, people send you that you
haven't talked to really in along time, and then all of a
sudden you see'em and you runinto each other or whatever, and
they're like, we need to hangout sometime.
Oh my God.
It's a lie.
Bitch.
We don't, yeah, you say it everytime for me.
(13:08):
Right?
Once a year.
Stop.
Every time I see you don't haveto do that.
I, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's weird.
It's just, it's like, it'sawkward a little bit.
Why?
Why do you gotta say that?
I think it's because people areawkward and they're like, don't
high.
Don't want to say, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, or they really want to,it just, they got busy lives.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But still, that's kind of weirdto me.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
It is weird.
But yeah.
Friendships.
Um, when you're best friendswith someone for a long time,
this is coming about me, just soyou know.
In case you haven't recognizedand they get on your nerves,
they call you dumb.
Dumb.
That's an ick.
No, I was gonna say, becausethat's some funny shit.
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What would be an ick about me toyou?
Like something that makes yougo, ugh.
I hate when she does that shit.
When you just called that, thatdrink the name.
Oh, when I say bad things, wellthat bad.
No, I mean, it's bad.
That's bad.
I guess that's it.
I don't know.
Let me think.
I mean, I mean I had a partythough.
I say that.
I was gonna say, but you know,to be on the phone case, I mean,
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we were doing.
Uh, ring a fire game.
And that was what you had to saybefore you did something.
It was a rule.
I know, but it was awkward tokeep saying it.
I thought it was funny.
Of course.
And egg tried to talk extra soshe can say it.
She loved it anyway.
Yeah.
And egg.
Hmm?
What do you got against me?
(14:35):
Well, if you want me to behonest, um, I, yeah, I don't you
drink up for this one?
You ain't got nothing.
I don't think so.
I'm really trying to think.
Um, you should have prepared mefor that one, so I got time.
Well, I try to send youhomework, but Yeah.
Some people don't pay attentionto it.
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Yeah, no, I'm, I just roll in,talk and roll out.
It's all, she does all the work.
She has all the work.
I roll in, talk and roll out,and I don't even study what she
tells me.
Fuck that.
I know.
I appreciate that.
All my hard work out mouth.
I know.
I tell her that would be an ickfor me.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
So I was just gonna say, what'syour it?
(15:17):
That, that, that is definitely,I scan through it and say, yeah.
I can tell you an ick that youhave about me.
That I have about you.
Okay.
I guess, like I said, these arereally bitches.
I, I don't even know if we couldcall this ick.
'cause ick is kind of like, yousee that dude disgusting.
Wearing that disgusting fuckingmullet.
Which nowadays is in and stufflike that.
Yeah.
But if you had done that 10years ago, well, maybe a little
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longer than that, but say like15 years ago when the mullet
stopped being cool.
Yeah.
If you had seen a dude with amullet and a shirt wide open,
you'd be like, Ugh.
Nah.
It depends on what he lookedlike though.
Anyway.
What's your ick about me?
You said I, no, I said your ickfor me would be that I don't
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respond back to text every oncein a while.
When you text me that when she'staking naps, when I'm working.
Mm-hmm.
It's okay.
Sometimes, you know, you gotta,I told you in the last episode,
I love a bed.
If we could do the podcast fromthe bed, so I, so do I I can't
wait to have our podcast room.
I know it once we do, we'repimping it out.
(16:22):
Mm-hmm.
We're pimping it out.
We are pimping it.
Yeah.
It's gonna be pimped.
Yeah.
I dunno, is that cringeworthy?
That's probably an ick.
I don't, we'll probably get acouple comments from people.
Pimp it out.
Pimping your little Well, youknow what, that's a saying, you
know?
Pimping, big Pimping.
That's a song too.
Pimping.
I know.
That's song.
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Oh, we're so fucking old and ainof man.
Funny dude.
I don't know what else.
You got anything else?
Oh, I know what you do.
I do.
I goes, I thought of this when Isaw this, um, little list I gave
you.
What This is you what?
This is you bitch.
LOL at the end of every text.
I know.
You know what?
Did you read that?
Yeah, but I, it's funny.
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But can I just tell you what'sfunny?
What you, I said the fact thatyou do it.
You know what?
It's so funny you're sayingthat.
'cause Mark, you know, hedoesn't text, he doesn't know,
he don't know nothing.
Know technology.
So when I text and I put LOL orsomebody text and puts LOL.
Yeah.
He says, y'all can say anythingas long as you put LOL.
Yes.
You could be like, it's funny.
Fuck you bitch.
LLOL.
Yes.
(17:23):
He said he makes fun of me allthe time.
And then now he'll say somethingto me and put and say LOL.
Yeah.
Because he is trying to get adig in there.
Well, what do you mean it's, ifit's funny, I'm gonna put LOL if
it's serious, as if it's aperiod after every sentence.
Well, if just talking, I meanwe're funny but God dang girl.
Ain't that funny.
(17:44):
Every read our text messages oneday.
We should do that.
Read them.
Yes.
God, that would be great.
That would be so amazing tobreak to some.
Some people might get theirfeelings hurt.
Not gonna lie.
Oh, for sure.
There's a few out there.
I mean, I ain't gonna make nocomment.
Eh.
Yeah.
We don't wanna make, you knownames.
Couple people at an office.
(18:06):
Yes.
Although, I don't know if we'vereally text like that about
them.
I send you some memes about thatshit.
Yes.
We do it between me andStephanie sometimes memes.
It's funny.
Mm-hmm.
Any who, what have you thought Isaid like if you're out in
public and stuff like that, likewhen you're out and about, say
like at a restaurant.
Okay.
What would be a ick to you ifyou saw something?
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Or makes you cringe?
Uh, um, or uncomfortable at arestaurant?
No, just out in general.
In general or anywhere?
Yeah.
I just, um, you know, whencertain people walk past you in
public.
I try not to breathe.
(18:49):
Jesus.
I just feel like it's germcertain people.
Well, the way, well you can seewhat they look like.
You're like, this guy's a bombmom.
No.
Hold your breath.
Depending on what they looklike, you're like, hold my
breath.
He might have shitted his pantsand I turned my head so I don't
get any other breath or germs onme.
'cause I, I can't take it.
'cause you, you got issues.
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You thought my eating problems,hearing problems were, I feel
you though.
I do that.
I do.
I'm not gonna lie.
I do.
And one time I went to a fastfood restaurant.
Just didn't we just get donesaying in the beginning of this
that we're not judging.
Damn.
But we did say, unless you giveus the ick.
Yeah, sorry.
And they give us the years andyears ago, probably 15 years
(19:30):
ago, I went to this fast foodplace.
I gotta have you tell the storyreal quick.
Hold on.
What?
After this, after you say this.
So don't lose that thought.
Okay.
I just said bums in general.
I gotta have you tell the storyabout the time that you tried to
the cat story.
But go on, I'll remind you andthen you'll know.
Okay.
So I went to a through a fastfood drive through, and the
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person handed me the food.
Okay.
I couldn't eat it.
I agree.
I Okay.
They had no teeth and what theydid was real bad.
Rotted.
Yeah.
And they're smiling.
Have a nice day.
Yeah.
That's rough.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's rough.
I mean, that's, that botheredme.
I was like, do I even trust thefood?
Mm.
I don't even know if I could eatthat day.
(20:16):
But anyway.
Well, I can tell you this.
If it came from our, um,Popeye's here locally, oh my
God, I love Popeye's back.
Don.
Don't go this one.
Supposedly it's a, um.
Little fishy in there for the,uh, angle.
The last time I went there, theydidn't even take my money and I
sat there'cause Brina made mefor 20 minutes.
Yeah.
(20:36):
Until somebody come back to thewindow and said, it's the worst.
What?
Can I help you?
I'm like, I never paid.
She's like, oh, I was trying toleave, like after five minutes I
heard that it, it, it does somethings that aren't appropriate
to do at a, at a restaurant.
Like it's a, it's a fake.
Drugs.
It shouldn't even be talkingabout that.
Okay.
(20:57):
Don't sell no drugs at noPopeyes.
We talking about that.
They got good food though.
They should if they sellingdrugs.
What's the cat story?
The bum story.
Cat story?
Yeah.
Tell the story about the timethat you, um, seen that.
Um, bum near our office.
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Oh my God.
That's embarrassing.
That is the funniest.
Okay.
So every day going to work,every single morning I would see
this guy walking up the street.
I mean, he, he, he was dressedokay.
Right.
But I seen him with cat food andtrying to feed cats and kept
walk.
No, I, yes.
And kept walking and walkingevery morning and he looked like
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he was coming outta the woods.
So I'm like, oh, it's a bum guy.
So, but it, for like a year, itkept bothering me like, right, I
need to give him some money orsomething.
You felt like the Lord wascalling you?
I don't do that.
Right.
It just, it was every day thesame older guy, he looked
decent, you know what I mean?
Like, so one day, one day I seenhim, so I made a big loop,
(22:01):
right?
And pulled over, rolled down mypassenger window.
That money in my hand.
And I said, Hey, hey.
She tried to looked over toprostitute, this old man, he
looked over, I'm like, take somemoney.
He said, I'm not a bum.
I'm feeding the cats.
And I shut down, dude.
So I said, uh, take it for thecats.
(22:22):
Just put it the, and he justlooked at me and walked over and
took it.
I'm like, have a good day.
And I left.
He done took the money.
I never seen him again.
He was a bum.
He was embarrassed.
Maybe, maybe.
I, I don't know, but dude, ifyou are out there, I, dude, it
was so embarrass you.
I was on the phone with Ariannewhen it happened too.
I know.
She was busted out laughing withthe guy taking the money bets
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and you know, just so you know,when you're in your car, on the
car system, outside of the car,oh yeah.
You can hear the wholeconversation better than inside
the car.
That's a public, you can hearthe annoy the shit outta me.
I, I, as soon as I park orsomebody, I either turn it off
or turn it way, way all the waydown.
Yeah.
But she was on.
The phone with me.
(23:04):
I'm like, there's the guy, Igotta do it.
You know?
And she was busting out laughingwhile the guy walked up.
He can hear the whole thing.
Oh God.
It was, I absolutely love that.
So I've never given money afterthat to no one might have been
an ick for him.
I know he's probably, like hesaid, I'm not a bum.
But he took that money, butevery day the same time.
(23:25):
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I thought that shit was funnythough, dude.
It was funny.
I was so embarrassed for, and Iwas embarrassed for him.
Yeah.
Like, what an asshole I am.
Um, have you ever been to themovies where people clap at the
end of the movie or during likeand he laugh so hard?
Well, they're like, yay.
In the middle.
Yeah.
In the middle of the movie.
Go fuck yourself.
You're not at home.
(23:46):
Well, no, that just.
Calm down and who's listening?
This is what it ain't like.
It's a real superhero story Iknow.
Or whatever it is.
What are you doing that you'resitting there in life that you
think to yourself, I need toclap because everybody around me
needs to hear me clap and cheer,but a bunch of'em do it.
That Superman survived.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
(24:07):
I'm happy.
I'm like, yay.
And into my head inside.
But it ain't like these peopleare real.
Mm.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I don't get that.
I don't hear you.
Yay.
And when people survive realshit.
How about that?
Yeah.
How about that?
We ain't doing that when thefireman's coming down out thing
and save the life.
Exactly.
All y'all screaming out there.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
No, I, I agree.
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It's annoying.
Right?
And they do it like three orfour times during the movie,
especially superhero movies.
I know Google, like I know youlike the so do I.
I love them.
Me too.
But we don't need to do allthat.
Then somebody laughs so hard atsomething that ain't even that
funny.
Yeah.
Or I like the people that dressup at the premiere that aren't
really, like we talked aboutthat at Superman, but the oness
(24:48):
that cosplay just before like togo to the movie.
Yeah, dude.
They love it.
Okay.
Like, I mean, I get it.
What the something's wrong withyou.
Yeah.
Something ain't, it's a littleoff.
It's like all the, it's gr it'shicky to me.
It's like the, um, kids thatthink they're cats and dogs and
shit these days.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well go.
That's a definite ick.
(25:10):
That's weird, dude.
I'm gonna, and your parents needtheir ass.
You're damn right because I'mgonna tell you something.
You come barking around my ass.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
I'm gonna punch in your mouth.
And you know the parents putliver boxes and shit.
Dude, that's psychotic.
Dude.
I wish the f You would.
I would, could you, dude?
Dude, I'm gonna call Gabby.
(25:30):
Done.
I'm gonna ask her, can I put acollar on you and a leash and
walk you around and you act likeyou're a cat.
Did.
That is the weirdest shit I everseen.
Never get him therapies.
Stop buying litter boxes and,and, and catnip and shit and
spend it on therapy, first ofall.
Now, I should have did this forZach when?
Well, I, well, I be too.
(25:51):
I see it.
Okay, Zach.
I mean, Zach would shiteverywhere.
I mean, you know what I mean?
Like, maybe that's what I shouldhave did.
Zach, you're acting like a dog.
Or a cat.
Yes.
Here's a litter box.
Here's a lit shit in it.
Money.
Boy, that's my point.
Therapy.
Are you going kids to clean thatshit up?
Oh, I don't wanna clean a litterbox to begin with.
(26:14):
I can't stand that.
I wonder if the parents do cleanthat up because the kids to the
kid is the cat's eating it.
Dear God, that I'm just sayingdisgusting.
Anyway, that's a ick.
(26:34):
That is definite Ick issomebody, we're very judgy.
Okay.
If you want me to be honest,don't ask me.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Don't ask me what I think youasked.
I told, I asked.
You told?
Yeah.
Look, if I rolled up on somebodythat was dressed up with the cat
ears, you know how they used to,yeah, that's how it started was
(26:57):
the headband with the littlekitty cat ears and then they
meowed school and shit.
Yeah.
And then they would go, what thefuck?
I, I mean, overheat you mandaballs.
What the fuck?
I'm just saying that ain'tnormal.
A hundred percent ain't normal.
And right then and there is whenthe parents should have went.
(27:19):
Yeah.
I mean it just, it is shockingto me.
Or you know, like I said, put aleash on him and walk'em around.
Do you Yeah.
Matter if that's what you gottado.
Matter fact, put'em out in thisheat because that's where
animals live anyway.
That's, no, no, not in thisFlorida heat.
She just being dumb now.
(27:41):
She ain't even drank that muchshit.
Oh, that's funny.
But yeah, that is definitely anick.
What else you got?
Arguing.
Oh, go ahead.
People that argue out in public,anywhere with each other in
front of people.
Yes.
Is a, is like, dude, that's me.
How old are you?
Go.
I know.
I'm just gonna say go.
(28:03):
That's me.
Argue somewhere else.
Yeah.
You know what's funny is Scott,and I'll be walking into, which
it's comical to me, but I'm sureto some people who don't know
us, they probably think you'reserious.
Right.
Well.
Sometimes I am, I will punch abitch in the eye, don't fuck
with me.
But he'll, he'll say somethingstupid, right?
(28:23):
And I have to respond becauseI'm that kind of person that I
have to, you can't let go.
No, I'm petty as, fuck, okay,maybe that's an ick for him, but
35 years later we're stilltogether.
So, um, but yeah, he'll saysomething stupid and I gotta
respond in an aggressive way.
Mm-hmm.
You know, like I do to Winston.
(28:44):
Like I wish you would.
Yeah.
You know, kind of moment.
Yeah.
And I can see certaindifferences between people.
One person will walk past andgiggle.
Yeah.
You know,'cause they think it'sfunny.
Yeah.
And they get, it would be, andthen they'll have the Karen
that's like, I'm like, whateverdude.
But yeah, that's Scott and me.
We argue.
I will in public though.
(29:04):
Absolutely.
I don't believe that.
I've never seen y'all do that.
I mean, in front of our friendsmaybe, but not in public.
Yeah, we've been in a situationbefore.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's ick.
I told you I got a lot of ick.
You don't even notice.
I, I don't, um, argue with Markin public, but at all.
(29:25):
No, dude.
No.
You've never locked, likeScott's locked the keys in the
truck one time when we wereyounger.
You say you're an idiot.
I'm like, fucking moron.
But people can hear you.
'cause I'm loud.
Yeah.
And then he'll be like, what thefuck did you say?
Yeah, no, never did them kind ofthing.
And then, and then I look at himand I go, I didn't hear nothing.
(29:48):
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
No, we don't.
First of all, we don't curse ateach other like that.
Oh my God, you're perfect.
Well, it's not that we justdon't, if he expo, like I said,
he one time said, you're actinglike a bee one time.
And that was too much for me.
I don't understand that it's.
That's an ick for me, that in arelationship you don't cuss at
(30:09):
each other.
Not when we're serious.
Like if Yeah.
Teasing when it's funny you'reNo, because absolutely.
That's when it comes out.
We don't get in major fightslike that.
We just like, I'm just like,you're, no.
Oh, go ask Mark if we can goaway this next weekend.
No, he just won't speak.
See that's, that's thedifference.
Or he'll be, he'll say like,y'all are non talkers.
You're ridiculous.
You like to spend money toomuch.
(30:30):
You're a bougie, blah, blah,blah.
But he, yes, he said, but hedoesn't say he's gotta be like,
you're a dumb bitch.
What the fuck's wrong?
No, even, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
He's got, he's gonna hear thisepisode and be like, let's ask
him right now.
Wow.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
We don't do that stuff no more.
We used to do that shit all thetime when we were young.
I'm gonna die.
Why?
It's not antifreeze.
(30:50):
This time, I promise, ispineapple juice.
I don't trust them.
We should see what thatingredients is.
For this.
There's something I taste inthere that it is like a, that's
weird off.
Mm-hmm.
What is it?
What's the strong taste of it?
You gotta know, you knoweverything.
Oh.
'cause I know I'm, you know allthe fruits of this.
I drink all sorts of alcohol.
(31:11):
No, but there's a like apricot.
It's something weird.
It is.
It's mango.
Thank you.
Got your ass mango juice, mango.
That I knew I tasted something.
That's the mango.
I'm not a big mango.
Oh, peach.
Schnapps too peach.
That's what it is.
Peach.
Okay.
That's what it is.
Yep.
Mango juice and peach schnapps.
So here's the ingredients.
Mm-hmm.
Coconut rum.
Mm-hmm.
(31:31):
Blue coco.
Is that car, is that morealcohol?
Yep.
Okay.
Peach schnapps.
Okay.
Pineapple juice.
Mango juice.
Splash of lemon, lime soda.
Optional for fizz and crushedice.
I feel like we need more alcoholin them.
Do you?
Because I'm a little dizzy.
(31:52):
That's normal.
Does that mean something?
I don't know what the fuck.
I dunno.
Anyway, um, let's see.
Um, wearing socks with holes.
Not enough alcohol in here.
Hear sauce with holes anymore.
Yes they do.
Who kids?
Yes they do.
Cook kids, not me.
I got socks with the holes in'em.
(32:13):
Okay.
So if I see a sock or underwearin the wash after I wash'em.
Mm-hmm.
Or dry'em, even when I go tofold'em and they got holes, they
go straight in that garbageright next to the washer.
Oh, see?
Yeah, because you're, you're anormal person.
You keep folding'em.
I just, first of all, I mean,underwear is a different story.
Most of underwear doesn't haveholes.
(32:34):
Men's No.
I mean, they get wore out by theCrocs.
You don't change out hisunderwear enough then.
Like buying enough.
Yes, he gets it.
Just, it just get one, well, onepair here and there gets through
the cracks, it gets a hole.
But under socks, I don't, socks,I don't even pay attention
because I'm, I don't do thatwhole thing.
I feel like there's more, exceptfor holes in men underwear than
(32:56):
there is in socks.
I don't even have socks thathave holes in'em.
Neither is more, you need to getsome thicker underwear.
Him, for him.
Scott, back in the day, used tohave holes in his jeans.
Well, and you have to throw thatshit out from working.
I don't have holes in our socksever, but I don't, I don't think
I've seen holes in hisunderwear.
We're giving way too muchinformation.
(33:17):
We're looking what he, I'm justsaying.
I don't understand.
I mean, unless he's picking hisass, he might wear a hole in,
you know why, because Marksweats a lot.
He's climbing a lot outside.
He's outside working.
So they started get thin andthen in the, in the they where
Crotchy area.
I see how thin they are.
I throw'em away a little.
That's where Scot's was for thejeans, or they come apart and
the seam start to come apart andI throw'em away.
(33:39):
So all that farting, you can'tsay that word.
You can't say fart.
It makes me laugh.
What am I gonna say?
Two, that's even worse.
I'm like a child, dude.
Well, what's the real, what'sthe word?
No, that's the word I'm justsaying when you say it.
(34:00):
It makes me laugh too hard,dude.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
I'm like a fucking let, get offmy man's underwear.
Okay.
Get off his jock.
Back off his jock.
That's the same thing I alwaysthink of anyway.
He has perfect underwear.
Yep.
He doesn't have any problems.
Oh, wearing socks.
What else you got?
Trying speak wrong.
That on your list.
Seen in the, okay, this, I'vedone this, eh, I have like once
(34:23):
or twice in my life.
And then you lies.
You don't even need it.
What the hell are, but you knowwhat?
Doing, you know what I think itis though?
You have to say what it is'causeyou kind of said it underground.
A receipt.
Okay.
So a receipt that flies awaychasing it is, and you chase it
like it's a hundred dollarsbill, right?
Like you're losing money.
So I've only done it a coupletimes, but the reason why I
(34:44):
chase it.
'cause people around.
I don't wanna think I'mlittering.
See, that's the reason why I doit.
I don't chase it.
Me too.
Because it's like money.
Me too.
I chase it down because it'sliterate like people see and
then you gotta figure, otherwiseI give a fuck about that paper.
Yeah.
And you don't like when peoplecut through parking lots in the
mid, like where people park,like cut through that area.
(35:06):
Scott does it all the time.
You were cursing out somebodythe other day on the phone while
I was with you.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And Bri said I do it all thetime.
When we hung.
Because here's, here's theproblem.
I have comment yesterday to meabout it.
Yeah.
When you pull into a parkingspace and the one in front of
you is open.
Yeah.
And there are only one waydirections coming in and out.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's when I have a problemwith it.
You're an asshole and you pulledall the way straight through as
(35:28):
I'm getting ready to turn inthat spot.
Yeah.
That's annoying.
Yeah.
Like stay in your lane, bro.
Yeah.
That pissed me off so bad.
What we know so bad.
My whole family heard you.
I have serious road rage.
Yeah.
Brina.
Think, think I have road rage?
I don't think I, I like I screamat somebody in the car.
Don't go get my car back'cause Igot such bad road rage.
Well shit.
Yeah.
(35:48):
One of us need a car.
That's what I'm saying.
Yours is falling apart.
Mine's falling apart.
You ain't gone.
Mine's gone.
Well I had one.
I loved her.
I know.
I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, that's another source ofthis I love mine too, but it's
13 years old.
Time's up.
Yeah, that's an ick that yourman will buy.
Buy another one.
Uh, what else?
(36:08):
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
There's so many eggs in there.
What about work, like whenpeople come to work, let's talk
about some work, ick.
'cause I've got a few that Ithought of the other day.
Mm mm You know what bothers me?
Mm-hmm.
The most?
Okay.
About like, first of all, to me,when you start a job, you should
(36:29):
be.
The best you're ever gonna bewhen they start.
They are like, you better be ontime.
Yeah.
They usually a, a lot of peoplearen't the very start days.
Yes, I know people.
Well then I'm fire'em rightaway.
Thank I'm a bitch.
But that's me and you.
Yeah.
Done.
That's me and you.
Okay.
We're different.
It.
(36:50):
Like if they're already doingthat in the beginning, you're
screwed from the year fromyou're done.
You're screwed.
That's what I said.
And you're setting yourself upto allow people to walk all over
you.
Oh, yeah.
Like I got problems.
Yeah.
That one thing definitely is anick for me.
Yeah.
When it comes to you just starta job, first of all, don't show
up late to an interview either.
Well, I've, we've had people dothat.
(37:11):
Right?
That's what I'm saying.
10 minutes later she's like,instant.
Yeah.
I was, I'm, I have an interviewat one.
I said, well, it's, it's not oneo'clock 30, so you're done.
As soon as you walk in, you'relate.
I walk back there and tell'em,yeah, I'm done with her.
Yeah.
Like I, no, who's got time forthat bullshit?
If you show up late, you'regonna show up late every day,
(37:32):
right?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
That's what I'm saying.
Is that the only ick at workgot?
Oh, no.
I got tons of'em, girl.
You want me to tell'em all?
No, no.
That's a whole nother episode.
Well.
We going do a work episodethat's gonna be sketchy.
Well, not only that, she gonnathrow me under the bus too.
(37:52):
Let's say that I'm gonna throw'em all out there.
Make sure they don't watch out.
We listen and we don't judge.
Yes, we'll do that one, but theycan't judge.
But Bri and Gabby has to come onhere.
Oh, for that?
Yeah.
Well, I don't know if I wantthat one to be it.
Because,'cause you're scared.
My kid's the worst kid.
You're scared.
(38:13):
Not that she's bad, but comparedto Gabby.
Well, no, the difference is, isthat Brina had a life outside
and Okay, so we can, Gabby juststayed with me.
We can do Brina and Zach withthat episode.
Oh no.
Or Brandon, I'll take Brandon.
Brandon don't even have, listen,I did.
I, I did, uh, live.
(38:35):
TikTok yesterday.
Mm-hmm.
Morning.
And you know, a lot of Zach andBrandon's friends come into my
TikTok live.
They support me, which isamazing and I appreciate, but
you know, they wanna knowstories about, I was talking
about everybody going back toschool and first days of school
and stuff like that, and justkind of going over how difficult
my children were trying to getthem ready for the first day and
(38:57):
now.
Excited and happy I was forfirst day of school.
Yes.
Every year.
Yes, for sure.
Most parents are uhhuh andshould be.
Mm.
Especially if you work fromhome.
Oh.
Or you're a stay at home mom.
Yes, girl.
Times up to go.
Thank you.
Um, so I was talking about allthat and then people would ask
about st you know, tell us afunny story.
(39:17):
Yeah.
So I told like this one storyabout Zach, which I'm not gonna
relive it on here, but it has todo with the power puffs.
Anyway, told that story on thelive, and it was about Zach.
It was the funniest thing in theworld.
Everybody loved it.
Right?
And then they're like, tell usone about Bran.
I'm like, bran was a good kid.
He don't have nothing.
That where he was back, Brandwasn't the one shitting out the
window.
Oh my gosh.
(39:37):
Brand wasn't the one humpingpillows, like, you know what I
mean?
Like Heran wasn't the one.
Zach was running around thehouse, smacking.
Zach took it all for everybody.
Zach was all four of mychildren.
Craziness in one for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm glad I got that spread out.
Yeah.
But you know, he is a amazing,I'm, I'm blessed.
(40:00):
I mean, we've talked about thatbefore, so Yes, I relive that.
But yeah.
Anyway, so, so we're gonna talkabout our work, work, work
mates.
Yeah.
Next, next maybe, maybe nextepisode.
We'll, we'll see.
I do have to have, um, one day Iwanna do, but probably the next
trip Paul comes home.
We're gonna do.
(40:21):
The guys on here.
Yeah.
When it's cooler because wecan't cram'em all in here.
And we'll have our podcast roomYes.
All set up and just, and we'llbe able to have actually space
for.
Six of us in there as opposed, Imean, imagine where are they
gonna stand the whole time?
Yeah.
We don't have the space in hereand I don't want'em breathing on
me.
I'll have to hold my breath.
That's your ick.
(40:45):
I know.
I was about numb.
So anyway.
Well yeah.
Thanks for watching again guys.
We appreciate it.
Um, follow, like, comment,share.
Yep.
Ask questions.
We would love to get some, um,maybe response from you all
about what your icks are.
Yeah.
What do you feel maybe cringeyou with the dating in, you
(41:08):
know.
World and stuff like that.
Things that we're not reallyexposed to anymore.
'cause Yeah.
'cause we can't go date.
We're old Haggards.
Well, maybe we gotta try just tosee what it's like kidding.
Sorry.
Time to go on dates.
Yeah.
But um, yeah, so anyway, youknow, give us some feedback,
give us some information, giveus some topics even that you
(41:29):
guys would like to hear us talkabout that you might want to
have our.
Honest opinion.
And if you want me to be honest,yeah.
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