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Welcome back to, If You Want MeTo Be Honest.
The show where we keep it realerthan a group chat and messier
than our last relationship.
Oh, mm.
Yeah.
Well, I'm April and this isCindy.
And if you've made it tolistening to this episode, which
is episode three, well then it'stoo late to turn back.
(00:23):
Is it ma'am?
Honestly, probably too late.
You're addicted.
It is about being too honest forour own good.
And it sums up our relationship.
Yeah.
Well, our lives, our who we are.
Yes.
A hundred percent yes.
It's the tell, tell tale sign, Ithink is how that goes.
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Tell, tell tale.
Tell, tell, tell, tell, tell.
It's who we are.
Okay.
We're too honest for our owngood.
Many times brutally.
Yeah, well, many times I havebeen in my relationships and
work, I have multiple situationswhere I've been a little too
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honest that has caused people tomaybe not block your ass.
Okay.
Calm down.
They're not blocking me.
Oh, okay.
They're just not, it's a bitawkward, let's say.
Okay.
When I resee them now I'vemended a lot of those
friendships.
God, you had a lot.
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Oh, it happens often.
Very often.
Often, yeah.
Not for you.
No, because you're perfect.
You got that shit right.
Holy shit.
On that note, let me drink onthat.
I I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know of any.
Relationships maybe one or twothat, that your mouth is
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destroyed.
Yeah, that happens to me all thetime.
No, but I blame them.
It's, first of all, it's onlybeen one or two, so obviously it
was their fault.
I, so I don't, I've been firedfrom a job because I was too
honest.
Well, why'd you do that?
Well, I learned my lesson now.
Yeah.
There's many people that havetold me at jobs, it's a wonder I
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haven't been fired, but the onetime was when I was working for
this doctor, which you know whohe is.
Mm-hmm.
We talked about him on the lastepisode.
Mm-hmm.
But he decided to merge with acompany and the doctor that was
there, we had been there forprobably, I wanna say almost a
year, at least close to.
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And the head doctor.
He came to me and asked me myhonest opinion of what did I
think because they were gonna bereleasing him.
Oh.
And so I gave my completelyhonest opinion that I didn't
think it was the right thing todo.
And, you know, trying to prettymuch explain that this doctor's
opinion or or side of it was notwhat they were perceiving it as.
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Yeah.
And two weeks later they firedme.
But do you think you did itbecause you had a relationship
with him?
Not a relationship, but afriendship.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like a a relationship.
'cause you've been with him along time.
No, I did it because I felt likehe was truly right.
I mean, I still stand on thatground.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
You know, but that's a time thatbeing too honest has got you
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fired.
Well, yeah, it came withconsequences.
Well, just so you know, if ourboss comes to us, I'm fired up.
Bitch, I'm gonna tell you this.
First of all, I'm your boss.
Oh shit, Gabby.
Fire her.
Honest opinion.
No.
Yeah, I mean there's been thatsituation and I've had a
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friendship where, you know,family was involved.
In friendship and I was reallyclose with that family and had a
situation where somebody postedon Facebook.
You ever had that where likesomebody will post on Facebook
and you think it's direct you oryou know it is, yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's a sometimes whichthat's petty.
I don't even do that.
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Sometimes it's guiltyconscience.
Maybe'cause you feel guiltyabout something.
So you read somebody's postdifferent or.
Bitch, it's about you prettymuch.
Okay.
So that happened.
I felt like it was about meinstead of,'cause I'm not the
kind of person to go on Facebookand blast your ass.
Yeah, yeah.
Even though I do feel like ifyou're gonna talk shit about me,
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you should be able to tag me.
But so that person that I'mtalking about was, you know,
it's better now, but at thetime, instead of saying
something on Facebook, I wentahead and just messaged text the
person.
Oh shit.
Yeah, it wasn't good.
Because you were pissed.
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I,'cause I'm an asshole.
Yeah.
You were pissed at the time, I'msure.
And that's Yes.
Yes.
And, and I, I, you know, I didmake a, i I I apologized after
because I mm-hmm.
I realized I, I didn't feel Iwas wrong for saying what I had
to say.
Okay.
I was wrong in the way I saidit.
And I think there's you ragetext.
I, yeah.
I think that there's adifference about how you respond
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to things when you're beinghonest.
And normally you're good atthat.
Yeah.
No, not when it comes to myfamily, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Normally you're, you're prettygood at that.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm a true mamabear.
Yeah.
Like I protect all my family.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, my family could be wrong.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And you talk shit.
I'm still coming for you.
Well, see, I.
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Like I, I get that and that'sgood, but if I think my family
member is wrong, I say it,they're wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell them about theirass.
Oh, but, but I'm not gonna tellthe person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That I think they're wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm gonna tell that person abouttheir ass and then I'm gonna
turn around and have my family,their ass.
You see what you made me do,right?
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Well, yeah.
Pretty much.
That's how I deal with things.
I mean, hey, you gotta do whatyou gotta do, bro.
Yeah.
I mean, the nobody's perfect.
Even if you got mad and text, aslong as it worked out fine.
Right.
And you, you apologize.
And they apologize and yeah, Imean, whichever I can tell you
this though, it was awkward thenext time I saw that person.
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Was it oof.
I wonder if I had that, and Idon't know if it was more
awkward for me or the otherperson.
Because the other person alsoapologized.
They were going through things,probably you.
Yeah.
Whatever.
It's always me.
She messed up again.
Okay.
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Whatever.
What's new?
What's new in our lives.
Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
I mean, I feel like friendshipsgo up and down.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like a, it's likea, it's a real relationship.
Nobody's perfect.
Some people annoy you a littlebit and you just let it go.
I mean, if you have a greatrelationship and then some one
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thing goes wrong and you cutthem people out, they want your
real friend or family anyway,right?
Everybody messes up, so I'm soglad you said that.
Why bitch?
Because you saying in case yourass is gonna get rid of me.
I'm like bitch.
Remember that episode?
It's coming.
No, but I feel like if you'reclose with someone and they mess
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up once or twice.
Like, it's like my husbandalways said, pretty much
somebody's your best friend oryour family member.
Mm-hmm.
They love you so much, but youmess up one time.
Right.
And they act like it's the endof the world.
I, I've swallowed a lot of shitfrom people that has bothered me
or hurt my feelings or whatever,but I, I'm a fast forgiver.
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Yeah.
I, I, I can forgive real quick.
Unless you sleep with my man,then we going to have some
problems, have a whole differentball game, or hurt one of my
kids.
Right.
Then I got a problem.
Otherwise, normal everydaystuff.
If somebody says something tohurt my feelings, I like get
over it.
I'm grown.
Move on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really harp on things Idon't think either I can move
on.
Yeah.
I'm pretty quick.
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It like, I mean I don't justforgive, but I move past is what
I think I do.
Yeah.
But I don't forget either.
Well, you can't forget.
I don't if you've even heardthat bad, you're never gonna
forget.
Yeah.
There's things that happened tome that I will never forget.
I will remember the time thatyou called me fat on a few
episodes back.
You know, you still harping onthat.
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That's what I'm saying.
I didn't say I forgive you.
Your mother said it.
And I said, so your mom saidyou're fat.
And you said, there you go,calling me fat.
That was your mother.
Not to throw her mother on thebus, so it was all me.
Right, right.
Take that back.
'cause she loves you, remember?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Just making sure.
Okay, so I just want you to knowI decided to come up with a game
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in a sense.
Okay.
So everybody knows what I didwas we don't know whose
questions are which.
We both wrote down fivedifferent questions, right?
Yeah.
Or statements just to see whateach other's honest reaction is.
We're calling it"HonestyRoulette".
It's a setup for me, guys.
That's honestly what it is.
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It might be, yeah, but yeah.
No, I think viewers or peoplethat are listening will have fun
with it and think, yes, forsure.
I'm gonna try to keep my face.
It's a set up.
Okay.
What we wanna do is we're gonnaput'em in front of each other
and then we just pull a randomYep.
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I wrote five.
Read it.
She wrote five.
I don't know what she wrote.
She don't know what I wrote.
And we are going to see how, soit's gonna be a surprise.
Yeah, we're gonna see.
All right.
So if you want us to be honest.
Okay, so I'm gonna mix mine up.
Mine are yellow and Cindy's arewhite and she's shaking'em like
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they're dice.
What the hell, okay.
Did you got bigger?
I'm actually really more afraidof yours really, because I went
gentle.
Like I don't think mine.
I think I'm new or normal.
I'm scared of yours.
This bitch trying to set me up.
Watch your be worse.
That's what you get.
We going find out and you allcan.
Send us a message.
Let us know what you thought ofthe episode.
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Any questions?
Yeah.
Respond to some of the honestthings that we're about to say.
Yeah.
So let's go.
Yeah.
You wanna go first?
God damn it.
All right, I'll pull it.
I hope I can read yourhandwriting.
Wow.
It's like a third grader wroteit.
It is bad.
It is bad.
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
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Would you tell your friend ifher boyfriend cheated?
Okay, now let's ask, am I betterfriends with the friend or the
boyfriend?
I said Your friend.
Oh, okay.
Of course.
Fuck that bitch.
Why wouldn't I?
It's my friend.
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Yeah, I think I would for sureif I knew for a fact.
If I knew for a fact, oh, whatam I saying, bitch?
I done told yes.
I've been in that.
I've been there.
Done that.
Done.
That's easy for you, huh?
Random.
Random.
Oh yeah.
I ain't got no problem tellingthat shit.
All right.
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How would you feel?
I hope it's a good one.
I see my own face.
She can't even read thequestion.
That's how would you feel if thePittsburgh Steelers won the
Super Bowl?
I would be so excited for youyou don't give two?
Shit, I don't give a shit.
I would be happy for you guys.
I told you I just put a stupidone in there.
It was fun, but it really, Iknow it means nothing to you.
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Whatever.
Drink up.
Okay.
After every question, honestquestion.
Great.
You have a drink?
Great.
I'm gonna be drunk.
At least we'll be finished it.
Okay.
And Scott won't feel bad.
Okay.
Shit.
My turn again?
Yeah.
See mine was innocent.
Yeah.
You're as boring.
She says that now.
Oh shit.
I happen to get the nice one.
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See, I get inside you.
Ain't that nice.
Kill'em with kindness, baby.
Okay.
Would you do your life the sameall over again?
The exact same.
Yeah.
Exact yes.
Would you change anything?
No changes.
You would be?
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I would definitely, everybodyhas a little bit of changes, but
I would definitely change somethings.
Okay.
I would, okay.
What?
I'm not going to tell you whatthey're, no.
I would definitely focus more onschool, my education.
Me too.
Me too, for sure.
Because I think that's somewherethat I laxed and slacked off so
much when I was like highschool.
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Yeah.
I could give two shits.
Like I feel like a lot of peopledo that though.
Our generation especially.
Yeah.
Not the new generation.
They're all graduating and goingto college and having these
beautiful lives.
True.
And I'm like, how'd I getscrewed?
Thanks, mom.
Should have beat me more.
Okay.
Your turn.
Okay, great.
Let's go with this little mixy.
Let the mix it up.
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How would you react to catchingyour husband?
Wa Finish.
You can't read before, okay.
Full blown reaction.
How would you react to catchingyour husband watching porn?
Explicit lyrics or wording iscoming up.
Con this fucking bitch.
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If I con, what would you do?
Be honest.
She set me up.
I told y'all be honest.
I would kill him.
I would kill him.
I don't know what, like truemurderer or no, I probably
wouldn't.
You might choke him out aminute.
I will.
I would.
I think I would faint.
Wake back up.
Okay.
I tried to kill him.
I'd take the TV and bash it overhis face.
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Pluck his eyeballs out.
Pluck his eyeballs out.
He's done.
I would divorce him.
I'd burn all his shit in thefront yard.
To be honest.
I would be mad.
Oh my God.
I would cry.
I'd feel like he cheated on me,just so you know.
He's here now.
She might leave and go try tobeat him up.
Yeah.
I'm getting heated already.
I calm down.
Calm down.
Yeah.
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IWI I don't know what I, it'sokay, buddy.
Do you want me to turn the fanon?
You're having a little bit ofhot flash going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what I wouldactually really do if it really
happened, but it would not endup going, it would never happen
anyway, so I don't even know ifI could stay with him after.
Wow.
Yeah, you got, because Iwouldn't be able to sleep
thinking he's thinking ofwhoever he just said.
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Don't worry, that's coming on anew episode.
We don't give up too much info.
Okay.
Okay.
You set me up.
I did.
Okay.
Your turn.
I told you y'all started withthe baby question.
You Yeah.
We went from one extreme toanother.
You picked it.
Dang.
I'm just steady.
You're like this.
That's how my life really is.
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Up, down, up, down.
You're right.
All that.
Alright.
What would you do if you won thelotto?
Oh, you thought.
I thought my questions werebaby, but that one, these are
nice.
That one's the nice one.
What would I do?
Yeah.
If I won the lotto?
Yeah, man.
Fuck them kids.
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You'd quit your jobs.
Fuck'em all.
Fuck.
How much we talking?
Like real lotto.
Yeah, like real lotto money.
Lots of money.
I'd take you and my sister andwe'd get the fuck away from
everybody.
Bye Scott and Paul Mar.
So bye bitches.
All right.
No, I'm just kidding.
My real honest reaction would beI would take care of everyone I
know.
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That's the problem with me.
Everyone, would just, I wouldpay off your house.
Oh, that's cheap bitch.
I want more money than that'swhat I'm thinking.
I'm trying to calculate here.
Okay.
Okay, go ahead.
You got a lot of kids to takecare of.
I do.
Can I get mine first?
'cause Gabby take all that shit.
So here's the thing.
You and Kim get first decisionof what you guys would want.
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Okay?
Really Kim first.
Do we have a limit of money?
She might kill my ass and keepthe money.
Yeah, there'd be a limit, but itdepends.
50 grand.
Oh no.
At least 50.
Yeah, I'll give you 50.
That's a you a cheap date.
All right.
I like 50.
I was going a hundred to200,000, but I'll take it but 50
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and make me happy.
But if I want a million you knowwhy?
'cause 50 grand if you gave me,and then I'm just gonna live
your life with you.
You're going on vacation, you'repaying, that's I'm paying for
everything any damn way, girl,who?
Be kidding.
All right, my turn.
Your turn.
All right.
Okay.
Kiss, marry, kill housewives.
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Husbands, who would I kiss?
Who would I marry in at all Thehousewives husbands, it could be
present past, I know.
By the way, we watch all thehousewives, that's why I'm
asking.
Kiss Mary and kill.
Joe Gogo's in there?
Yeah.
He's top.
He's top him oh yeah.
I'm just trying to think of thekill one.
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Are either of those and Imarried probably e either one of
those.
Yeah.
But the kill.
First of all, Joe Ju I said killhim a hundred.
I'm just mean'cause he got in asituation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So Kiss, either one.
Either one, Mauricio or Joe.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd marry the one.
Really?
See, you're now I would, I'dprobably marry right.
Joe.
Joe.
'cause he's kiss such a kiss.
Mauricio, you can tell he'sloyal.
Mauricio.
He a little fishy.
Yes.
Obviously anybody could kisshim.
Just rude.
Sorry.
You're good.
Oh, I turned again.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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For sound effect.
What are, or were your dreams?
Okay.
Job or a hobby?
Just anything.
What my dream, my original dreamjob.
Okay.
Okay.
Because you already said earlierthat I'm the art of bullshit,
which is true.
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I wanted to be an attorney.
I could see you doing that.
A lawyer because I'm arguing it.
You can bullshit a bullshitter.
Not sure if I think that's avery nice, honest take and it's
gonna be awkward, I think nexttime we see each other.
Okay.
I could see that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you'd be good atit.
Okay.
All right.
I appreciate that encouragement.
It's not like there's not stilltime to do it.
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Yeah, I could go to law.
It's running out of time.
What?
I'm 80.
Oh.
How would you feel if yourhusband gained over 50 pounds in
a year?
I'd be fine.
Really?
He's skinny right now.
Okay.
You just asked his doctor hislittle dentist that he fit.
He I'd be fine with it.
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50 pounds is a lot, but I don'tfeel like he'd be too big for 50
pounds.
'cause he's 1 78 at best wet.
Oh, see, that's why I say Iwould've dealt, so he already
lost like 30 pounds.
So 20 more.
I'd be fine.
I figured as long as he's, Iknew it.
Whatever.
I was trying to throw you abone.
I knew that'd be boring.
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Go ahead.
Oh, last one.
Okay.
Just me.
That's, this is the main one.
I can see it in your eyes.
I don't know.
I don't remember them.
Okay.
Would you let your husband havea pass?
Like a hall pass.
Uhhuh like a hall pass.
Like a real one.
To have a, Hey, I think she'scute.
Can I have her?
Yeah.
One time for the night.
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Yeah.
No celebrity or nothing.
Die death.
Pull your eyeballs out.
None.
None.
Not unless he wanna watch me do.
Nobody said watch with a hatch.
Nobody said, watch you.
Watch.
I go straight for the brain.
Rip it out.
I wouldn't either, but I thoughtyou might say, yeah.
To a celebrity or something.
Hell no.
Would you want him to give you apass?
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You would want me to, thatwasn't one of the questions.
Save that for next time.
I ain't giving that honestopinion.
All right.
Last one.
Would you allow your adult childto sleep in the bed with the,
with their partner in yourhouse?
Sleep in the bed with her, liketheir boyfriend?
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Yeah.
Or husband?
Yeah.
Or their husband.
Not husband.
Husband I think is a littledifferent.
I'm saying.
What would be your reaction,your honest feeling about I
wouldn't like it.
I don't like it.
I'm not a big fan.
Yeah.
Would I allow it?
But I wouldn't like it and thedoor's gotta stay open.
Okay.
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I wanted that as part too.
I can feel that.
But see, I'm numb to it.
Your because No, my daughter'sgot a baby now, yeah.
No.
It makes a difference.
I think your mindset once youknow that line is crossed.
Oh, I know the line's crossed,but I still wouldn't like it.
Not in my house.
It's weird.
I don't even like her to bestaying night with any boy.
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No.
Even if they've been togetherfor years.
They still don't feel right.
Yeah.
But.
Me and Mark are more oldfashioned and more rurally.
Done.
Okay guys.
We are going to let you guyshave a wonderful weekend.
We appreciate y'all watchingsubscribing, hanging out with
us, listening to her be rude tome and me being sweet as pie.
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Welcome back to, If You Want MeTo Be Honest.
The show where we keep it realerthan a group chat and messier
than our last relationship.
Oh, mm.
Yeah.
Well, I'm April and this isCindy.
And if you've made it tolistening to this episode, which
is episode three, well then it'stoo late to turn back.
(00:23):
Is it ma'am?
Honestly, probably too late.
You're addicted.
It is about being too honest forour own good.
And it sums up our relationship.
Yeah.
Well, our lives, our who we are.
Yes.
A hundred percent yes.
It's the tell, tell tale sign, Ithink is how that goes.
(00:47):
Tell, tell tale.
Tell, tell, tell, tell, tell.
It's who we are.
Okay.
We're too honest for our owngood.
Many times brutally.
Yeah, well, many times I havebeen in my relationships and
work, I have multiple situationswhere I've been a little too
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honest that has caused people tomaybe not block your ass.
Okay.
Calm down.
They're not blocking me.
Oh, okay.
They're just not, it's a bitawkward, let's say.
Okay.
When I resee them now I'vemended a lot of those
friendships.
God, you had a lot.
(01:31):
Oh, it happens often.
Very often.
Often, yeah.
Not for you.
No, because you're perfect.
You got that shit right.
Holy shit.
On that note, let me drink onthat.
I I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know of any.
Relationships maybe one or twothat, that your mouth is
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destroyed.
Yeah, that happens to me all thetime.
No, but I blame them.
It's, first of all, it's onlybeen one or two, so obviously it
was their fault.
I, so I don't, I've been firedfrom a job because I was too
honest.
Well, why'd you do that?
Well, I learned my lesson now.
Yeah.
There's many people that havetold me at jobs, it's a wonder I
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haven't been fired, but the onetime was when I was working for
this doctor, which you know whohe is.
Mm-hmm.
We talked about him on the lastepisode.
Mm-hmm.
But he decided to merge with acompany and the doctor that was
there, we had been there forprobably, I wanna say almost a
year, at least close to.
(02:37):
And the head doctor.
He came to me and asked me myhonest opinion of what did I
think because they were gonna bereleasing him.
Oh.
And so I gave my completelyhonest opinion that I didn't
think it was the right thing todo.
And, you know, trying to prettymuch explain that this doctor's
opinion or or side of it was notwhat they were perceiving it as.
(03:01):
Yeah.
And two weeks later they firedme.
But do you think you did itbecause you had a relationship
with him?
Not a relationship, but afriendship.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like a a relationship.
'cause you've been with him along time.
No, I did it because I felt likehe was truly right.
I mean, I still stand on thatground.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
You know, but that's a time thatbeing too honest has got you
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fired.
Well, yeah, it came withconsequences.
Well, just so you know, if ourboss comes to us, I'm fired up.
Bitch, I'm gonna tell you this.
First of all, I'm your boss.
Oh shit, Gabby.
Fire her.
Honest opinion.
No.
Yeah, I mean there's been thatsituation and I've had a
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friendship where, you know,family was involved.
In friendship and I was reallyclose with that family and had a
situation where somebody postedon Facebook.
You ever had that where likesomebody will post on Facebook
and you think it's direct you oryou know it is, yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's a sometimes whichthat's petty.
I don't even do that.
(04:07):
Sometimes it's guiltyconscience.
Maybe'cause you feel guiltyabout something.
So you read somebody's postdifferent or.
Bitch, it's about you prettymuch.
Okay.
So that happened.
I felt like it was about meinstead of,'cause I'm not the
kind of person to go on Facebookand blast your ass.
Yeah, yeah.
Even though I do feel like ifyou're gonna talk shit about me,
(04:29):
you should be able to tag me.
But so that person that I'mtalking about was, you know,
it's better now, but at thetime, instead of saying
something on Facebook, I wentahead and just messaged text the
person.
Oh shit.
Yeah, it wasn't good.
Because you were pissed.
(04:49):
I,'cause I'm an asshole.
Yeah.
You were pissed at the time, I'msure.
And that's Yes.
Yes.
And, and I, I, you know, I didmake a, i I I apologized after
because I mm-hmm.
I realized I, I didn't feel Iwas wrong for saying what I had
to say.
Okay.
I was wrong in the way I saidit.
And I think there's you ragetext.
I, yeah.
I think that there's adifference about how you respond
(05:13):
to things when you're beinghonest.
And normally you're good atthat.
Yeah.
No, not when it comes to myfamily, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Normally you're, you're prettygood at that.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm a true mamabear.
Yeah.
Like I protect all my family.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, my family could be wrong.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And you talk shit.
I'm still coming for you.
Well, see, I.
(05:33):
Like I, I get that and that'sgood, but if I think my family
member is wrong, I say it,they're wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell them about theirass.
Oh, but, but I'm not gonna tellthe person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That I think they're wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm gonna tell that person abouttheir ass and then I'm gonna
turn around and have my family,their ass.
You see what you made me do,right?
(05:54):
Well, yeah.
Pretty much.
That's how I deal with things.
I mean, hey, you gotta do whatyou gotta do, bro.
Yeah.
I mean, the nobody's perfect.
Even if you got mad and text, aslong as it worked out fine.
Right.
And you, you apologize.
And they apologize and yeah, Imean, whichever I can tell you
this though, it was awkward thenext time I saw that person.
(06:15):
Was it oof.
I wonder if I had that, and Idon't know if it was more
awkward for me or the otherperson.
Because the other person alsoapologized.
They were going through things,probably you.
Yeah.
Whatever.
It's always me.
She messed up again.
Okay.
(06:35):
Whatever.
What's new?
What's new in our lives.
Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
I mean, I feel like friendshipsgo up and down.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like a, it's likea, it's a real relationship.
Nobody's perfect.
Some people annoy you a littlebit and you just let it go.
I mean, if you have a greatrelationship and then some one
(06:55):
thing goes wrong and you cutthem people out, they want your
real friend or family anyway,right?
Everybody messes up, so I'm soglad you said that.
Why bitch?
Because you saying in case yourass is gonna get rid of me.
I'm like bitch.
Remember that episode?
It's coming.
No, but I feel like if you'reclose with someone and they mess
(07:17):
up once or twice.
Like, it's like my husbandalways said, pretty much
somebody's your best friend oryour family member.
Mm-hmm.
They love you so much, but youmess up one time.
Right.
And they act like it's the endof the world.
I, I've swallowed a lot of shitfrom people that has bothered me
or hurt my feelings or whatever,but I, I'm a fast forgiver.
(07:40):
Yeah.
I, I, I can forgive real quick.
Unless you sleep with my man,then we going to have some
problems, have a whole differentball game, or hurt one of my
kids.
Right.
Then I got a problem.
Otherwise, normal everydaystuff.
If somebody says something tohurt my feelings, I like get
over it.
I'm grown.
Move on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really harp on things Idon't think either I can move
on.
Yeah.
I'm pretty quick.
(08:00):
It like, I mean I don't justforgive, but I move past is what
I think I do.
Yeah.
But I don't forget either.
Well, you can't forget.
I don't if you've even heardthat bad, you're never gonna
forget.
Yeah.
There's things that happened tome that I will never forget.
I will remember the time thatyou called me fat on a few
episodes back.
You know, you still harping onthat.
(08:22):
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't say I forgive you.
Your mother said it.
And I said, so your mom saidyou're fat.
And you said, there you go,calling me fat.
That was your mother.
Not to throw her mother on thebus, so it was all me.
Right, right.
Take that back.
'cause she loves you, remember?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Just making sure.
Okay, so I just want you to knowI decided to come up with a game
(08:43):
in a sense.
Okay.
So everybody knows what I didwas we don't know whose
questions are which.
We both wrote down fivedifferent questions, right?
Yeah.
Or statements just to see whateach other's honest reaction is.
We're calling it"HonestyRoulette".
It's a setup for me, guys.
That's honestly what it is.
(09:04):
It might be, yeah, but yeah.
No, I think viewers or peoplethat are listening will have fun
with it and think, yes, forsure.
I'm gonna try to keep my face.
It's a set up.
Okay.
What we wanna do is we're gonnaput'em in front of each other
and then we just pull a randomYep.
(09:25):
I wrote five.
Read it.
She wrote five.
I don't know what she wrote.
She don't know what I wrote.
And we are going to see how, soit's gonna be a surprise.
Yeah, we're gonna see.
All right.
So if you want us to be honest.
Okay, so I'm gonna mix mine up.
Mine are yellow and Cindy's arewhite and she's shaking'em like
(09:47):
they're dice.
What the hell, okay.
Did you got bigger?
I'm actually really more afraidof yours really, because I went
gentle.
Like I don't think mine.
I think I'm new or normal.
I'm scared of yours.
This bitch trying to set me up.
Watch your be worse.
That's what you get.
We going find out and you allcan.
Send us a message.
Let us know what you thought ofthe episode.
(10:08):
Any questions?
Yeah.
Respond to some of the honestthings that we're about to say.
Yeah.
So let's go.
Yeah.
You wanna go first?
God damn it.
All right, I'll pull it.
I hope I can read yourhandwriting.
Wow.
It's like a third grader wroteit.
It is bad.
It is bad.
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
(10:29):
Would you tell your friend ifher boyfriend cheated?
Okay, now let's ask, am I betterfriends with the friend or the
boyfriend?
I said Your friend.
Oh, okay.
Of course.
Fuck that bitch.
Why wouldn't I?
It's my friend.
(10:50):
Yeah, I think I would for sureif I knew for a fact.
If I knew for a fact, oh, whatam I saying, bitch?
I done told yes.
I've been in that.
I've been there.
Done that.
Done.
That's easy for you, huh?
Random.
Random.
Oh yeah.
I ain't got no problem tellingthat shit.
All right.
(11:13):
How would you feel?
I hope it's a good one.
I see my own face.
She can't even read thequestion.
That's how would you feel if thePittsburgh Steelers won the
Super Bowl?
I would be so excited for youyou don't give two?
Shit, I don't give a shit.
I would be happy for you guys.
I told you I just put a stupidone in there.
It was fun, but it really, Iknow it means nothing to you.
(11:33):
Whatever.
Drink up.
Okay.
After every question, honestquestion.
Great.
You have a drink?
Great.
I'm gonna be drunk.
At least we'll be finished it.
Okay.
And Scott won't feel bad.
Okay.
Shit.
My turn again?
Yeah.
See mine was innocent.
Yeah.
You're as boring.
She says that now.
Oh shit.
I happen to get the nice one.
(11:53):
See, I get inside you.
Ain't that nice.
Kill'em with kindness, baby.
Okay.
Would you do your life the sameall over again?
The exact same.
Yeah.
Exact yes.
Would you change anything?
No changes.
You would be?
(12:14):
I would definitely, everybodyhas a little bit of changes, but
I would definitely change somethings.
Okay.
I would, okay.
What?
I'm not going to tell you whatthey're, no.
I would definitely focus more onschool, my education.
Me too.
Me too, for sure.
Because I think that's somewherethat I laxed and slacked off so
much when I was like highschool.
(12:35):
Yeah.
I could give two shits.
Like I feel like a lot of peopledo that though.
Our generation especially.
Yeah.
Not the new generation.
They're all graduating and goingto college and having these
beautiful lives.
True.
And I'm like, how'd I getscrewed?
Thanks, mom.
Should have beat me more.
Okay.
Your turn.
Okay, great.
Let's go with this little mixy.
Let the mix it up.
(12:57):
How would you react to catchingyour husband?
Wa Finish.
You can't read before, okay.
Full blown reaction.
How would you react to catchingyour husband watching porn?
Explicit lyrics or wording iscoming up.
Con this fucking bitch.
(13:20):
If I con, what would you do?
Be honest.
She set me up.
I told y'all be honest.
I would kill him.
I would kill him.
I don't know what, like truemurderer or no, I probably
wouldn't.
You might choke him out aminute.
I will.
I would.
I think I would faint.
Wake back up.
Okay.
I tried to kill him.
I'd take the TV and bash it overhis face.
(13:42):
Pluck his eyeballs out.
Pluck his eyeballs out.
He's done.
I would divorce him.
I'd burn all his shit in thefront yard.
To be honest.
I would be mad.
Oh my God.
I would cry.
I'd feel like he cheated on me,just so you know.
He's here now.
She might leave and go try tobeat him up.
Yeah.
I'm getting heated already.
I calm down.
Calm down.
Yeah.
(14:02):
IWI I don't know what I, it'sokay, buddy.
Do you want me to turn the fanon?
You're having a little bit ofhot flash going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what I wouldactually really do if it really
happened, but it would not endup going, it would never happen
anyway, so I don't even know ifI could stay with him after.
Wow.
Yeah, you got, because Iwouldn't be able to sleep
thinking he's thinking ofwhoever he just said.
(14:23):
Don't worry, that's coming on anew episode.
We don't give up too much info.
Okay.
Okay.
You set me up.
I did.
Okay.
Your turn.
I told you y'all started withthe baby question.
You Yeah.
We went from one extreme toanother.
You picked it.
Dang.
I'm just steady.
You're like this.
That's how my life really is.
(14:44):
Up, down, up, down.
You're right.
All that.
Alright.
What would you do if you won thelotto?
Oh, you thought.
I thought my questions werebaby, but that one, these are
nice.
That one's the nice one.
What would I do?
Yeah.
If I won the lotto?
Yeah, man.
Fuck them kids.
(15:06):
You'd quit your jobs.
Fuck'em all.
Fuck.
How much we talking?
Like real lotto.
Yeah, like real lotto money.
Lots of money.
I'd take you and my sister andwe'd get the fuck away from
everybody.
Bye Scott and Paul Mar.
So bye bitches.
All right.
No, I'm just kidding.
My real honest reaction would beI would take care of everyone I
know.
(15:27):
That's the problem with me.
Everyone, would just, I wouldpay off your house.
Oh, that's cheap bitch.
I want more money than that'swhat I'm thinking.
I'm trying to calculate here.
Okay.
Okay, go ahead.
You got a lot of kids to takecare of.
I do.
Can I get mine first?
'cause Gabby take all that shit.
So here's the thing.
You and Kim get first decisionof what you guys would want.
(15:49):
Okay?
Really Kim first.
Do we have a limit of money?
She might kill my ass and keepthe money.
Yeah, there'd be a limit, but itdepends.
50 grand.
Oh no.
At least 50.
Yeah, I'll give you 50.
That's a you a cheap date.
All right.
I like 50.
I was going a hundred to200,000, but I'll take it but 50
(16:10):
and make me happy.
But if I want a million you knowwhy?
'cause 50 grand if you gave me,and then I'm just gonna live
your life with you.
You're going on vacation, you'repaying, that's I'm paying for
everything any damn way, girl,who?
Be kidding.
All right, my turn.
Your turn.
All right.
Okay.
Kiss, marry, kill housewives.
(16:31):
Husbands, who would I kiss?
Who would I marry in at all Thehousewives husbands, it could be
present past, I know.
By the way, we watch all thehousewives, that's why I'm
asking.
Kiss Mary and kill.
Joe Gogo's in there?
Yeah.
He's top.
He's top him oh yeah.
I'm just trying to think of thekill one.
(16:52):
Are either of those and Imarried probably e either one of
those.
Yeah.
But the kill.
First of all, Joe Ju I said killhim a hundred.
I'm just mean'cause he got in asituation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So Kiss, either one.
Either one, Mauricio or Joe.
(17:12):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd marry the one.
Really?
See, you're now I would, I'dprobably marry right.
Joe.
Joe.
'cause he's kiss such a kiss.
Mauricio, you can tell he'sloyal.
Mauricio.
He a little fishy.
Yes.
Obviously anybody could kisshim.
Just rude.
Sorry.
You're good.
Oh, I turned again.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
(17:34):
For sound effect.
What are, or were your dreams?
Okay.
Job or a hobby?
Just anything.
What my dream, my original dreamjob.
Okay.
Okay.
Because you already said earlierthat I'm the art of bullshit,
which is true.
(17:55):
I wanted to be an attorney.
I could see you doing that.
A lawyer because I'm arguing it.
You can bullshit a bullshitter.
Not sure if I think that's avery nice, honest take and it's
gonna be awkward, I think nexttime we see each other.
Okay.
I could see that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you'd be good atit.
Okay.
All right.
I appreciate that encouragement.
It's not like there's not stilltime to do it.
(18:17):
Yeah, I could go to law.
It's running out of time.
What?
I'm 80.
Oh.
How would you feel if yourhusband gained over 50 pounds in
a year?
I'd be fine.
Really?
He's skinny right now.
Okay.
You just asked his doctor hislittle dentist that he fit.
He I'd be fine with it.
(18:39):
50 pounds is a lot, but I don'tfeel like he'd be too big for 50
pounds.
'cause he's 1 78 at best wet.
Oh, see, that's why I say Iwould've dealt, so he already
lost like 30 pounds.
So 20 more.
I'd be fine.
I figured as long as he's, Iknew it.
Whatever.
I was trying to throw you abone.
I knew that'd be boring.
(19:00):
Go ahead.
Oh, last one.
Okay.
Just me.
That's, this is the main one.
I can see it in your eyes.
I don't know.
I don't remember them.
Okay.
Would you let your husband havea pass?
Like a hall pass.
Uhhuh like a hall pass.
Like a real one.
To have a, Hey, I think she'scute.
Can I have her?
Yeah.
One time for the night.
(19:20):
Yeah.
No celebrity or nothing.
Die death.
Pull your eyeballs out.
None.
None.
Not unless he wanna watch me do.
Nobody said watch with a hatch.
Nobody said, watch you.
Watch.
I go straight for the brain.
Rip it out.
I wouldn't either, but I thoughtyou might say, yeah.
To a celebrity or something.
Hell no.
Would you want him to give you apass?
(19:41):
You would want me to, thatwasn't one of the questions.
Save that for next time.
I ain't giving that honestopinion.
All right.
Last one.
Would you allow your adult childto sleep in the bed with the,
with their partner in yourhouse?
Sleep in the bed with her, liketheir boyfriend?
(20:01):
Yeah.
Or husband?
Yeah.
Or their husband.
Not husband.
Husband I think is a littledifferent.
I'm saying.
What would be your reaction,your honest feeling about I
wouldn't like it.
I don't like it.
I'm not a big fan.
Yeah.
Would I allow it?
But I wouldn't like it and thedoor's gotta stay open.
Okay.
(20:22):
I wanted that as part too.
I can feel that.
But see, I'm numb to it.
Your because No, my daughter'sgot a baby now, yeah.
No.
It makes a difference.
I think your mindset once youknow that line is crossed.
Oh, I know the line's crossed,but I still wouldn't like it.
Not in my house.
It's weird.
I don't even like her to bestaying night with any boy.
(20:46):
No.
Even if they've been togetherfor years.
They still don't feel right.
Yeah.
But.
Me and Mark are more oldfashioned and more rurally.
Done.
Okay guys.
We are going to let you guyshave a wonderful weekend.
We appreciate y'all watchingsubscribing, hanging out with
us, listening to her be rude tome and me being sweet as pie.
(21:10):
Yeah.
So on that note, we'd like totell you guys, make sure you
like and follow us on TikTok.
Facebook, Instagram just lookfor us at, if you want me to be
honest.
Yes.
And you'll get updates of newpodcasts, that episodes that are
dropping.
It'll also give you some shortlittle clips to watch and get a
(21:32):
sneak peek of maybe what'supcoming or how the episodes are
going.
Alright, thank you guys forwatching.
Comment.
Feel free.
Bye bye.
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