Exploring Sexual Preferences: Humor, Double Standards, and One-Night Stand Tales

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*LOST EPISODE from season 1 Date: January 26, 2020*
Ever wondered if your porn preferences say something profound about your personality? We kick off with some hilarious banter about relationships, the ethics of leaving behind a "token," and the age-old amateur versus staged porn debate. From personal tales and preferences that lean toward authenticity and relatability, to humorous exchanges on the nuances of amateur lesbian porn and the rabbit holes of search habits, we explore the lighter side of adult entertainment with plenty of laughs along the way.

Switching gears, we dive into the murky waters of sexual double standards, especially for straight men curious about same-sex encounters. Through candid personal stories, including one about a "slow walk" into new experiences, we explore societal perceptions and emotional dynamics that affect self-identity and experimentation. It's a thought-provoking journey through curiosity, emotions, and social pressures that often go unspoken, shaping both relationships and the individuals within them.

Finally, get ready for a vibrant discussion on the role of erotic literature and personal preferences in setting the mood. We talk about everything from the allure of erotic books to 90s R&B as the soundtrack to intimacy, all while debating if silence or sound enhances the experience. To top it off, we share wild stories of one-night stands, including an unexpected beach crab encounter in Jamaica, and reflect on the amusing dance of maintaining privacy with creative pseudonyms. This episode promises a blend of laughter, insight, and moments that everyone can relate to.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are listening to Imperfect Scenarios, judgment

(00:28):
zone.
You know how many dudes I'vehooked up with who are in
relationships and in their bedand stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Did you like make it all messy?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
No.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I wasn't petty like that.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Did what I had to do and leave.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I would be like.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let me leave you a token of my love.
That's what.
You guys are the worst.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
You guys are absolutely the worst.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right well.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Let's get into the porn.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
We just were no more liquor for y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh my God, let's get into the porn.
We just were.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I think I'm no more looking for y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh my God, it's terrible.
Okay, who here watches porn?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
I think we all do, don't we?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I do Twice a day, not regularly.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Morning and evening, but you know it's different
because with women we tend tolook at all the details in porn.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like what.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
So we'll look at her face and we'll be like, oh, you
know, she faking it right.
Or we'll look at the intenseorgasm and be like, yeah, right,
but for you guys it's moreabout the sex.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's just about getting a nut, busting it off,
yep.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
And that's it, and that's it.
I definitely pay attention.
I don't like the stage stuff.
I don't really watch porn likethat.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I don't like the stage stuff either.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
The things that look fake.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
The amateur porn.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I'm with that shit, because it's real.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
The shit is real.
The amateur is my best.
I love amateur porn.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's because you probably want to make the shit.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It.
Amateur is my best.
I love amateur porn.
That's because you probablywant to make the shit.
It's nothing like having aperson that seems real.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
The stage stuff you put on a show.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, and that fake-ass moaning and all that
stupid shit, the acting Skip allthat shit.
Let's get to the nitty-grittyso I can get this shit done.
Get on with my business.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
He's like I need you to be real so I can be real
Exactly Now.
I told you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
this, because I can fantasize better.
If you're real, I can fantasizebetter.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
So I told you guys this before we did have a
conversation about porn.
Before and after ourconversation I did check out the
amateur porn section of pornhub and I did find that I could
visualize myself in some of thisstuff these people were doing
like like couples wise, and I'mlike, okay, I could get down
with this.
So I I have to agree, I guessamateur porn is okay, and so was

(02:59):
lesbian porn oh yeah, I thinkguys like lesbian porn.
I think it's more sensualbecause it's just it's more
sensual.
Yeah not the ones I watch buthowever, amateur lesbian porn is
a no amateur lesbian I neverlooked that up.
Okay, because you're gonna gettwo butches.
Oh gosh, you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's not interesting really don't even do it.
You know, know, I'm trying, youknow I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I looked after you guys played me out because I
didn't watch it.
So I looked and I liked thelesbian one, the amateur lesbian
.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, did you catch the two?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
butch ladies.
Scroll through the videos tomaybe like see the keyword is
amateur, though, what you got toput it amateur you just put in
lesbian porn.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're just gonna get a bunch of lesbian porn, but
she's talking about amateur.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
You can tell the difference what she's saying if
you.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
What she's saying is, if you have amateur but you can
tell you should get butchers ifyou put no, because there's
some.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I look at ones that I look at ones who are like kind
of good looking right, like Idon't want to see two ugly
people like, but you're missingthe keywords.
Amateur, but you can tell thedifference between ones that are
stage and ones that are amateurcan you really?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
sometimes you can't but sometimes even like the one
couple that I found, they wereamateur, but they were stage,
they were doing what they weredoing, but regardless of that,
like it's, it's a married coupleand and I could, I was like,
damn, if I get married, I wantsome shit like that, like I
could get down, like that thelesbian one.
No, this was a regular regularwait, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
regular, what's regular?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
man and woman oh, you know listeners, let's, let's be
clear so that's yo.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
That is funny as hell .
So what are your key thingswhen you, when you are your tag
words, what are they called?
Tag words keywords.
I just go to the categories ofPornhub don't you watch Asian
ones too?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
what do you search for?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I don't search, I just click on Pornhub and then
I'll click on either gay porn orstraight porn depending on what
my mood is.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I just go to.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Pornhub and I click on either gay porn or straight
porn, depending on what my moodis.
I just go to Pornhub and Iclick on either gay porn or
straight porn, depending on Waitbut do you have a category?
Well, in straight porn notreally.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Isn't that the rabbit hole you guys were talking
about?
Wait, no, is that what it'scalled the rabbit hole?
Straight porn?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't really have a category.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'll just watch it.
What's the other one?
The glory hole?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
We got to throw out some definitions.
The rabbit hole is where youclick on one video and then you
watch something and then youclick on another video.
You just keep getting deeperand deeper until the bottom is
pit.
Now a glory hole is you guys,you listeners.
You got to go Google glory hole.
So glory hole is usually a wallor a curtain, just a divider

(06:10):
Some kind of divider Put a holein it.
I've seen the ones with thefemale.
Whatever hole they got, theystick it to the hole and someone
sticks something through thehole.
So what the guy is?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
The guy stick his penis through the hole and you
have a girl on it.
What the guy is.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I think Glenn could probably talk about this the guy
stick A lot of the glory hole.
The guy stick his penis throughthe hole and you have a girl on
the.
There's a guy on the other sideand he do whatever to it.
So that's a glory hole.
So sometimes you go here.
It's talking about glory holesand rabbit hole.
So rabbit hole is where youjust keep clicking and clicking
and clicking and video aftervideo.
You know the video, you knowhow you click on a video.

(06:52):
Wait, let me ask you what's theweirdest rabbit hole like
you've ended up in at the end?
The weirdest one.
I ended up where it was, um, agirl no, a girl shitting on a
guy's um chest, yeah, that's youknow.
You keep clicking and clicking,not sexy so I'm gonna tell you,
I'm gonna tell you what my, my,my, my keywords, that I, I, when
I go into the um, if I go intothe porn, I look for wet.
I just put wet or wet.
You know, wet, pussy, wet,whatever, something wet I'm

(07:13):
going to look at you totallydifferent now.
Well, I mean, everybody hastheir keywords right.
I don't see what's the problem.
And I like amateur.
It has to be amateur.
I don't like to act it and thewhole, the whole setup, whatever
.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
So what about you?
What?
What are your keywords?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
just well, cat.
There's no keywords for pornhub, so I'll click on category.
So straight porn, I'll justwatch whatever okay but gay porn
.
I will narrow it down.
It'll either be um interracial,um straight, because there's
some where there's straightstraight gay straight straight

(07:51):
straight like either they'vebeen tricked or they've are um
wait wait, get back up or orthey're just curious or they're
paid, like the ones that arepaid.
Oh, I love those ones.
Wait, so what happens?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
so they pretend like they, like they think they're
paid, like the ones that arepaid oh, I love those.
Wait.
So what happens?
So they pretend like they likethey think they're straight and
then they go in and it's gaystuff there's one called bait
bus.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I don't know how real it is.
I don't know if that's kind ofalmost.
Sometimes I feel like it'sstaged and sometimes I feel like
it's real, I don't know.
But there's another one that'scalled um.
If I on the straight category,there's a whole guy that pays
dudes to let him give them head.

(08:31):
Sometimes they get it in too.
I don't know how much they getpaid.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Wait, but these are straight guys.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
These are straight guys.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, they can't be straight, but the same straight
guys who are like a mouth is amouth honey, what?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
No?
A mouth is a rat hole.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, no no, but this guy pays some serious money, and
if you're desperate for money,it's like a dick, yeah, no.
The straight guys are not doinganything.
They're sitting back andletting him.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
They're letting someone else suck your dick,
doing anything they're sittingback and letting him right.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
They can, because most of them are just watching
porn.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Wow have you ever done that uh, that'd be a
negative I would really love tohave a discussion on, honestly,
how common this is.
I feel like a lot of, and Iknow you guys are not going to
want to have this conversationor want to agree with me but
let's talk here.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
You're open to listen .

Speaker 4 (09:23):
I feel like there are a lot of straight men who who
are, like I'm not gay, but areopen to receiving head from a
gay man.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Remember when we talked about with the tank, or
that's not.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
No so so I hear that a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
So to me and I might be crazy, but I don't even
really believe in bisexuality Ithink that you're either
straight or gay.
Right Now I do think people cando both if they go through the
motions, but I think, in termsof an internal feeling, you're
either straight or gay, and ifyou're a straight guy, you don't
really want to have anything todo with a gay guy that way.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't know no.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I don't think so I'm curious.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm curious but.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I know gay dudes that will fuck a girl.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Right, well, I'm saying Without a problem.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You know, I guess he's what he's saying.
Are they really gay, though?
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh, I know two people and I was like Please don't say
no names.
I was like girl.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
I was like Girl.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I was like why are?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
you letting that little girl?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
hit it and she's like oh, it just happened and you
know it's been a regular.
I'm like girl, I'm like I don'tsee it, but it happens.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I mean, I do, I think it happens and I think I do I
think.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
What's your theory on it?
What were you saying?
You were saying that, what,that some straight guys are
really what?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I think that they I'm not gonna say regularly, but I
think it's, some are just open Ithink it's a more common thing,
that thing that we would, thenwe would like to believe that
there are many straight men whowould be open to experimenting
or doing things with other men,even though they don't want to
admit it.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Admit it because you know what I disagree.
It's not because to me youcan't, I don't, I don't want to
admit it.
Admit it because, okay, youknow what I disagree.
It's not because to me youcan't, I don't, I don't, you
can't, say I'm not gay, but Iwould do it.
That don't make sense to me noteverybody is willing, though
that's what I'm saying.
Some people are more open,others I.
I've had friends that were moreopen than others.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Right, you know what I'm saying, but I also feel like
if you go on the flip side andthere are women who will, when
they're in a relationship theymight have a threesome, they
might mess around with anotherwoman or they might be
interested or curious.
Men won't look at that sidewaysand say, oh, she's lesbian.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Oh, it is a double standard.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Don't get me wrong, it is a double standard.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's not getting fucked up.
It is a double standard.
But what I'm saying is you knowit's totally different, we know
it's totally Once a guy hasanother guy, I don't believe
that.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I don't believe that either.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I've hooked up with a co-worker of mine back in the
day and he's never been with adude, nothing like that, and he
has no desire to be with a dude.
But he says I'm cool, he likesme, he knows I'm not crazy and
not extra gay and shit like that.
He was cool with it.

(12:16):
But I mean we didn't go all theway.
I mean it was just a little.
Flyboy.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I'm going to tell you that does not make no sense to
me.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Tell us what you did.
How far did you go?
That's how we're able to seeyou.
Oh, I only gave him head.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm just going to speak for me.
I can't speak for every guy inthe universe.
If you have any thoughts aboutit?
No, let's pause right there.
It took me maybe a good twoyears.
Oh, so you slow walked him.
No, no, no no.
You were in that gay straightcategory.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Why not?
No not really.
We can't count you becauseyou'd be slow rolling.
You slow walked him.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, but no, how to catch a predator?
I wasn't, I wasn't thinkingabout this, we weren't talking
about it, it just happened.
But he knew I was gay.
But he would say certain thingsand I'm like okay, so what's
good, he was curious.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
He was curious.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Exactly, he was curious but it it took about two
or three years before becausesomething, even okay, so you let
him before he let you dosomething, or before like, like,
how?
Like?
Was he the one that was like no, no, no, I don't want to do
that like.
Did you have to?
Like coax him?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
no, this, this.
You want to hear the story.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yes, we want details.
Let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Let's hear the short version.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Please don't say his name.
He was hurt.
I don't remember his name.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I don't remember his name.
He was hurt because hisgirlfriend's friend said
something about his penis.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Okay, His dick.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
And I think he, the boy, his girlfriend's friend,
was gay or something like that.
I guess she showed him or saidsomething about it, oh my gosh.
And the boy repeated it.
I guess they had a fight.
And then the boy said somethingand he was all butthurt and he
was like oh, you know, I'mhaving trouble, I keep thinking
about it.
I said boy, it ain't thatserious.
I'm like ain't nothing wrongwith you.
He's like, oh, I can't get itup cause I keep talking, I keep

(14:31):
thinking about what he said andit's like it's fucking up our
relationship.
I said fool.
I said ain't nothing wrong withyou and of course, I said
something.
I said, well, I bet ain'tnothing wrong with you, so
that's pretty much.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
It show me that sound like game show me what you
working with, let me check itout.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
He kicked game too two years before but you was
working on it, but you were ableto get it up right oh, of
course but I told him.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I said ain't nothing wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I said ain't nothing wrong with you, but then he was
like said ain't nothing wrongwith you.
I said ain't nothing wrong withyou, but then he was like oh,
you ain't going to finish.
I said no, that wasn't thewhole point of this.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
I said I just wanted to see that was game.
That's no different than awoman coasting a man that's been
hurt hey.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
And working on it and working on it until she get
what she want, rubbing his backa little bit.
You know that they call thatslow walk.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
That's called slow walking.
That's slow walking, Whoeveryou are out there.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
I'm so sorry that you did that dirty Flyboy is not
okay.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, you did turn him out.
I didn't do anything, I justwanted to see if it wasn't even
that long.
That's why he was like yougonna come over later.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I was like no, it wasn't that long.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
The event His ego.
He did not have a big ego.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I just wanted to see if it was gonna work.
It worked, and I'm like okay,You're such an asshole.
You know I mean, I don't know,I disagree with the whole thing.
If you to me as a guy, if you,if you to me as a guy, if you
think about it, fantasize aboutit or just consider it, then I
mean you're gay you're gay, likeit's okay, but I'm just saying

(16:13):
white or black is binary, it'sso.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Do you guys feel that way?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
about women, because no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't feel like it's a double standard, so how
could?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
the women double standard but that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Okay, so let me get something.
Okay.
So if you go out and haverelations with a female that's
being married and then you comehome and tell your husband,
everything's going to be okay,right?
So your husband goes out andhave sexual relations with a man
, you're going to look at himdifferent, you're going to be
okay with that.
First of all, I think, withthat first of all, I think my

(16:50):
husband would probably look atme differently if I came home
either way, man or woman, not me, fuck that.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Let my wife come home .
I'm like ow, but take the trustout okay, take the trust out.
Being a man that he is, heprobably would say hey, you.
So what did y'all do?
Let me see, can I watch?
Can I do that?
So would you do the same?
Take the trust out.
Okay, take the trust out.
Being a man that he is, heprobably would say hey.
So what did y'all do?
Let me see, can I watch.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Can I da-da-da?
So would you do the same thingLike oh, let me see what the guy
did to you See, I probablywould, I would not do that
You're disgusting.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
You lying.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
You lying have asked me to watch why I get with their
boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I want to see no, no, no, we're not talking about
flirting with your boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
We're talking about them two doing that actual act
and him enjoying it with anotherman.
He's getting pounded.
First of all, you guys haveseen my husband.
He's not getting pounded in notype of way.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
What if he did?
What if he's like?
That's what I want, though?

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Then I would have to let him go.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Okay, see, it's a double standard.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
You making our point?
No, she said let him go andexplore.
She didn't say let him go.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, she said let him go.
No, no, no, let him go andexplore.
Do you accept him back?

Speaker 5 (17:59):
it depends.
I will have to see.
See, that's what I'm saying,that's what I'm saying it's okay
I don't, I would not be okaywith that thank

Speaker 2 (18:09):
you I just don't like the double standards of women.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
It's okay for women to caress and talk to each other
and have sex with each other,but it's not okay for men to do
the same.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Okay, so let me ask y'all a question ladies a
question, not the men you findout that your husband or you
Okay.
So let me ask y'all a question.
I'm just saying Ladies aquestion, not the men.
You find out that your husbandor you guys are married.
So your husband, you know thatin the anus of a man is a
prostate gland.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
It feels good for them, or whatever, so they enjoy
that.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
They enjoy anal penetration.
They enjoy.
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I mean if that's a thing, if that's a thing, I mean
if that's a thing, if that's athing does that make you feel
like they're into that kind oflike that makes them gay or
something like that?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
okay no, because, remember, it's about who who's
providing that right right, it'sa difference if he's like.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't think it's a difference.
Is it because if it's anal play, if it's anal play?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
it's anal play.
If he's like, can you put on afootball helmet and do this?
Not at all, but what if hewanted you?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
to put a dildo in his ass while you guys were having
sex.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I probably would have a problem.
How would you feel about that?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I probably would have a problem, because that's like
a dick, I probably would have aproblem.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But it was something, Because that would be in the
place of a penis and I don'thave one of those Right.
So at that point it's not aboutwho's giving it to you, he's
fantasizing about somebody elsegiving it to him?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Well, you're giving it to him.
Well, I don't have a penis.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
No, you don't, but you have a fake one.
But even digital penetration.
If your husband wanted digitalpenetration in his anus, I'm
sorry.
I would probably look at himsideways and be like you, like
that?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
shit.
Well, is it a problem?
I think I question.
Is it a problem though?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Because then I would start questioning his sexuality.
No, as far as what's next?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Remember, it's two things for us.
One is the actual physical actand pleasure, and one is who
it's being given and ministeredto and by.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Both of those need to work in harmony for a
heterosexual guy to really but Ithink that once you start
diving and playing with theactual pleasure, that's what
it's about, and Ant can tell methat's what it's about as far as
the gay sex, not necessarilyBecause it's all about pleasure.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
But what if you get turned on from a woman?

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Like, oh, I'm saying, oh, I get turned on because a
woman's sticking a finger in mybutt, right, but if that same
woman is using other objects andit no longer becomes I think.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I think what mac is saying is if you, if you still
visualize and it's a femaledoing it, if you're okay, maybe
if a guy do it it would turn youoff, like I don't like that
absolutely right, that's whathe's saying.
I I mean, that's not my thing,but that's what he might be.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
That's what I was saying, because I was saying
like, even though it's likesomething you're doing with the
anus, you were saying Right, butif it's you doing it, it's,
it's something different versuslike, if it's a like a dildo,
like that, that's like a propfor somebody else, right, like I
me personally, I don't have adick, so I can't stick that in
you, but if you're asking me toput an object there.

(21:05):
You're thinking about somebodyelse, Because I don't have that.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
I mean, what if it's as simple as you have nails and
he doesn't like your nails goingup there, so he wants you to
use an object because it's morecomfortable for him.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
You understand what I mean.
What if the guy says it justfeels good, I don't care what
you use, it just feels good I'mstill gonna, I'm probably still
gonna question, but so and soback to my point.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
It's the person right and it's not even what it's all
everybody has all thesefetishes, all kinds of different
fetishes straight, you know,straight people and gay people
but to me it's about who'sadministering it, right, because
think about it, let's say it'ssome 92-year-old woman, right?
Most straight men wouldn't getturned on by that.

(21:50):
Just knowing that somethinglike that is doing whatever it
is that they supposedly like,they wouldn't really enjoy that.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
It's kind of kinky.
Somebody might enjoy a92-year-old.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Right, somebody might , but most won't.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
But the key word you said is fetish.
So basically, and that's whatporn is it's about the different
types of fetishes that you'reinto and it the satisfaction
that you get from it, because,honestly, watching porn, it
doesn't do anything for mereally.
Yeah, I like body-to-bodycontact.
I like.
I like, I want to feel theafter.
I want you to thrust me, I want, I want to feel that I'll watch

(22:23):
it with you if that's whatyou're into to get you turned on
.
But I'm not into that.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I don't want to watch with nobody.
If you're there next to me, wefucking.
You said forget this damn video, because someone was like oh,
we can watch porn together, fuckthat shit.
If you're here, we fucking, wecan make our own, but we ain't
going to watch one together.
Plain and simple.
I said the whole purpose of itis because you ain't here.
Oh, okay, so you use it as afiller, that's it.

(22:49):
I use it for many differentreasons.
Sometimes it's just to get youin the mood.
I can get in the mood.
I don't need none.
You're not 40 yet.
I need a little extra.
I mean I'm almost there.
Three, three more years I'll bethere, shit.

(23:09):
Yeah, I mean you know.
So I mean porn to me it's justsometimes, I don't know,
sometimes I like to just turn iton, just look at it for like
five minutes and I turn rightback off and I'll be on some,
some other stuff.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
I don't know, I it's, but so erotic books, do that
for me I love erotic books dothat for me, so, whereas porn
don't erotic books.
Erotic books do that for me, so, whereas porn don't do it for
me.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
the erotic books, because you can use your own
imagination and start picturingthe words and I could read the
words and I could picture whatis going on?

Speaker 5 (23:35):
And I get so excited Of a book, yes, of words.
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I think that's a female thing because I know a
lot of girls tell me that, yes,I can't.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
I have to agree with that.
I'm visual.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
I'm straight visual.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't want to read and imagine, I want to see.
Yeah, I'm a visual person, Igot to see.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
That's the difference between women and men.
I think that men need thatvisual and I think women like
sensuality.
So we want to be able to useour imagination and when we read
erotic books we can kind ofimagine how we would want that
situation.
Like you're reading it, but youcan kind of picture it and make
that work.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
For you because I do that all this.
Yeah, I read it.
I'll call my husband like hey,I just read this can you do this
?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
what is happening?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
right now can you use these descriptors?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
no, I just read this.
No, I'm gonna be waiting foryou when you get home off a book
.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I can't do it off a book, though but that's the
difference between men and women.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
I can't do it off a book.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Neither, that's what I was saying.
I think it's more of a femalething.
I hear more females say theycan read erotic books, you know,
and get those juices flowingpretty rapidly.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Wait, is that actually a thing Like erotic?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
books.
Yes, I didn't know that You'renot talking about romantic books
.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
No, no, no, you're talking about erotic books.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
So explain erotic, give me an idea.
Yeah, because I'm curious.
Now I'm about to read something.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
So romantic.
You have the romance, you knowthe typical love and the typical
storyline.
Pretty much TV stuff right Likesoap operas.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Erotic books are hardcore blow-by-bl by blow
action of sex.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
So 50 shades of grey, the book version, you know what
I'm saying Zayn is like one ofthe best.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I'm curious, I'm like I'm intrigued she's known for
writing erotic novels, orsometimes she'll have like
erotic short stories, sothere'll be women.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
I've read so many of her books but there was like a
um so one of her famous books isthe sex chronicles, yes, and
then she has part one, part twoand then eventually there was
actually a showtime series abouther story yeah.
And it would be like shortstories, but it would be sexual
experiences that women and menexperience, or whoever there was

(26:06):
a sorority.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
What was it?
Um something, something.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Five, fuck them isn't this just like 50 shades of
gray?
No, actually it's a littledifferent.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
It's a little different.
So I've read 50 shades of grayand, yes, the whole sn sn stuff.
It depends on if you're intothat.
So it appeals to you if you'reinto the kinky stuff.
But Zayn has hardcore stuffwhere it's like, oh wow, I want
to feel that I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
So give me a line.
You don't got to be word forword.
Tell me something that's in thebook that you'd be like oh wow,
think of something Because I'mcurious.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
And this is the series.
Like I remember reading a bookby Anne Rice I don't Anne Rice,
old school Anne Rice and thisshit was crazy.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
I'm talking about like Give me an example, give me
an example Sex slavery, likeyou know, like all kinds of shit
, but you know it's funny,because my all time favorite
book and I can't remember nowwas like a harlequin harlequin
book and it was about a nativeamerican okay, my husband's
native american, so you knowthat was my fantasy and um, a
native american and he was on ahorse and he's riding and he was

(27:12):
a cowboy and then the lady cameand she was looking at his
muscles and everything was, youknow, arched and the book
describes how the muscles werebulging out of his chest and she
was heaving because she wasgetting excited about it and
eventually she follows him tothe barn.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh, Pornhub Pornhub.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Pornhub.
You just reading Pornhub.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I wish everyone could see faces, Like if you saw
G-Max's face this whole time.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I'm like, what the Wait, I had it in time.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Well, that's fine, did you see Perfect?

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Scenarios' face this entire time.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, yeah, this is amazing, it ain't doing it for
me.
I'm the visual person.
Again, it's.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I want to on somebody's chest.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Exactly what the fuck I ended up there.
I'm a visual guy, I'm a type ofguy.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
That's why R Kelly peeing and shit what the hell
Wait, you like that?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, not the peeing.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
And shit, you like that kind of thing girl.
I'll consider it, though.
I will consider it.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Peeing on someone.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Someone asked me to do that to them.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No, I'm not into that shit, but he was fine so you
considered him peeing on you.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
No, he didn't pee on the guy he asked me.
I was like no, you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
We were just talking online.
I was like I'm not into thatshit, and then you want me to
get it in with you after.
Has anybody been peed on beforeHell?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
no, no, but I have been asked to pee on someone.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Did you pee?
Did you do it?
I couldn't, I couldn't perform.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
It just couldn't happen.
I was too shy.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
You should have been drunk.
You could have been able to doit Probably if I was drunk, but
I wasn't drunk.
You should have drank a couplebeers.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
I was like no, I can't do this and they were like
all right.
Well, what about it?
You know, can we go in theshower?
And I'm like no, no, it's not,it wouldn't come out, so they
were really fascinated by it.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
They really wanted me to pee on them.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Did you say were you like?
No, no.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
I was just like it's not coming out, it's not
happening, please don't.
I had Get down.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I hope he doesn't listen.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
He knows exactly who he is too.
That's okay.
He's going to raise his handsand say it's me.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
He's really going to raise it with me.
Why is your back so quiet?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I was like it's not coming out.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's not working.
Her back is disturbed.
Her back is disturbed For herlike disturbed.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
His back is disturbed because he's like what the For
her it was probably a mentalthing because, honestly, like
what, like you probably thinkabout it and be like Sometimes
you have to.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
You be like okay.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Right, you gotta be into it for it to flow and if
you ain't used to that.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
So it's like to someone that doesn't do it they
will be like what I'm not doing.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
That.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
But if you're used to it you're like, oh yeah, but I
heard from women that that's thebest orgasm.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
I'm not going to comment.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, so it is so it is so fuck it.
I'll say it yes, on a very,very drunken night, but why you
guys don't have a prostate, so Idon't understand like why it
would be it's a differentintensity.
Oh okay, it's a differentintensity.
I understand oh, okay uh oh.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I think G-Mac's getting uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
We're talking about something else.
G-mac is like yo listen.
I'm so done with I don't getoff from it, though I'm taking
notes.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Grande Mac, he's like erotica Drunken nights If you
guys ever want to read eroticnovels.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I have it in my phone .
You want me to read like a?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Alright, give me a minute, but this is.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Anne Rice.
So there's the Claiming ofSleeping Beauty, there's
Beauty's Punishment and Beauty'sRelapse.
It's a series.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I want to hear the relapse.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Okay, you want to hear relapse, yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I want to hear relapse.
Yeah, we're here.
I want to hear this whileyou're doing that, I'll keep
talking, I'll pull up.
Oh shit, I don't know becauseI'm going to see what and wait
before you do it.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I want to say it in a sensual voice you have to do it
in a voice, I can, so do that.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Do that, because I want, I want the list as a fill,
because, you never know, Imight, tomorrow, I might start
reading this stuff.
If you, if you could get me atleast intrigued, I I would
consider reading it.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
You gotta stick with your to-do list.
Erotica is not on there.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's just crazy.
I feel like I just need to turnon Pornhub and get it over with
Basically.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Keep talking.
I wonder if you can type inerotica in Pornhub.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
if it comes up, I'm already gonna try amateur
lesbians.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
You guys are funny.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
You guys are really pulling up these things on your
phone.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
They going for it.
Oh my God, you guys are excited.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh my God, I can never say that.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
a book is not excited .
Reading a book is not reallyporn.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
But that is a form of porn.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Why wouldn't that be.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
It gets you excited.
It's the same pleasure that youget media.
It gets you excited fromreading.
The same.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
The same pleasure that you get from watching porn,
I get from reading a book soI'm just trying to picture a
woman and sitting in a bed witha book open not sitting baby
lying down lying down, lyingdown reading a book holding a
book picturing yourself.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
You know what it is.
You were max, you're right.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
We we have visual, so that I think that's that we
can't get past like I can't getpast words like you know I'm
looking at the words, so you'resaying you're a dummy when it
comes to getting turned on.
I can't just be sitting andreading, unless someone's
texting you or sending you amessage.
But reading a book didn't getturned on and no, I don't.

(32:44):
I don't see it.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Maybe it has to be personal, like if somebody like
send you a message that'spersonal, right like, or a
picture that's personal, or likesomething that will turn you on
versus somebody who'simpersonal, like the book that I
so, but she described why can'tyou relate it to a person the
same way how you're?
Because you know that thatperson who sent you the message

(33:05):
right Like you're like okay,that's something that I can
envision, because it mighthappen.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
See, that's the key word.
If you have to use yourimagination to make it work,
then that doesn't work as much.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
But you're using your imagination when you're
watching porn, I mean for mewhen you're watching porn.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I mean, I mean, I mean for me.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
I'm not looking at those, like I'm not looking at
the couple having sex or the twolesbians having sex picturing
myself having sex with them.
You're using your imaginationon the person that you want to
have sex with.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
If I send, my husband a naked picture right, okay.
He's going to hopefully getexcited because he can envision
himself with me.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
But you already sent him a visual picture, Right?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
but that's what I'm saying.
You were talking about peoplesending you images or like text
messages.
You can envision, because it'spersonal.
You can envision yourself doingsomething.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
But I can't see myself reading something that
says oh, and he grabs her by thehair.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
I'm not advocating for that.
I'm advocating for what youguys are saying.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Okay, because I'm about to say saying okay,
because I'm gonna say becausetext your husband right now, but
like listen babe I'm naked youdid.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
He'll be like no, he's gonna be like where the
fuck are you?
Well, I'm just saying I thoughtyou were doing a pod.
No, let's just say you're home.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Let's say you're home , he's at work and you and you
were like baby I'm naked he'snot gonna be like oh, really,
would you let me, let me tell memore he's gonna be like send me
the picture, yeah right, yousee.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
You see what I'm saying?
No, I get what you're sayingand I'm right on board.
That's what I'm saying.
Like if you have someone whosends you something you know
there could be potential inorder to make something happen
with them, so that's, you'remore intrigued right by that
image, versus like a book whereit's not personal, like I, right
, I?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
don't?
I mean I guess you got to haveHonestly in order to read a book
and get turned on.
I think you have to have a veryvivid imagination.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Your imagination got to be on, really on To me,
either that or be a female.
Me too, right, are you ready,are you?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
ready, let me read to you.
Close your eyes.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay.
I'm going to close your eyesNess is about to read us an
excerpt to some erotica.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
It's the relapse.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
The relapse.
This is not the relapse.
Oh, what is it?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
It was.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Yeah, because some of these stuff is not coming out.
I'll tell you what it is after.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Hold on.
Okay, let's close your eyes I'mtruly going to close my eyes.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Close your eyes, okay , but the immediately in his
chamber, and now she was withhim.
Leon had removed a smallceiling wax from her secret core
of pleasure and she felt thefirst steer stirring of desire.
She did not care about theservants moving about or the
last minister waiting nearbywith his petition.

(35:36):
She kissed the princess bootsagain.
It's very late.
The prince said you had a longrest and I see you're much
improved for it.
Beauty waited, look at me, hesaid, and when she did, she was
shocked by the beauty andferocity of his black eyes.
She felt her breath catch, hercatch in her throat.
Come, he said, rising anddismissing the minister.

(36:00):
It's time for lessons.
He walked fast toward his bedchamber and she followed on her
hands and knees, rushing beforehim as he waited for her to open
the door, going in behind him.
If she could only sleep here,live here, she thought.
Blah, blah, blah, skipping alittle bit.
He says kneel up, he said.

(36:20):
She obeyed hands behind herneck and then she saw her little
brass bells he held and thateach was fixed into a little
spring clamp.
Before she could protest, heapplied one very carefully to
the nipple of her right breast.
It was not tight enough to hurt.
Nevertheless, it bit down onher nipple, pinching her and

(36:40):
causing the nipple to harden.
Nipple pinching her and causingthe nipple to harden.
She watched as he clamped theother to her left breast and
then, without meaning to, shetook a deep breath that made the
bells ring ever so faintly.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
That didn't do shit for me.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Not a goddamn thing All.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
I was thinking about was what is he doing?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I was thinking like damn, that shit had to hurt.
I was like, what is he doing?
That's Harlequin romance.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I was thinking like damn, that shit had to hurt.
I was like what is he doing?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
What the fuck is he doing?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
What the fuck is you doing?
It's a lot right, but as we goon, I appreciate you like your
voice changing and all that itmade it a little better.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It did I think the voice did it.
It did not.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
I'm not going to have your voice reading the book.
Well, I can read books for youguys.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I can do audio books if you want to pay me.
I don't see it.
I just don't see it.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
You see the true difference.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
You see the true difference in women and guys.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
We're very visual.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
That's why you women get offended every time.
I'm like send me a picture,send me what you got on right
now.
Oh, take that off.
Send me a picture, because guysare very visual.
You girls want to be like youdidn't ask me how my day was.
You didn't say I love you.
Fuck all that shit Damn.
It's true, I'm going gonnastick to my Pornhub, my uh,

(38:06):
what's the other one?
Xx videos.
I'm gonna stick to all that.
I'm good, but I appreciate.
I appreciate y'all reading thebook.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I haven't read a book in so long, but they are fun to
read yeah, books are fun.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I don't know about getting turned on from reading
something I have.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I have handled a scandal or two to reading an
erotic novel.
Really, yeah, I won't tell alie.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, just turn on a porn and I'll be good.
I'm okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
All facts.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
So anybody else want to add anything to this, to your
porn glory holes.
You guys want to look up gloria, would you try glory hole?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
absolutely not why not?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
because you don't know what's coming in that hole
no, let's just say you, you buyyou you in a room with safe
people.
You want to try glory hole?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
safe people, safe people, a safe person I'll be
safe person.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I just say a safe no.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
So if your husband come home and ask you to make a
glory hole, I mean if it waspart of a fantasy, yeah, if it's
like your husband and he's like, yeah, let's make a hole and
I'll stick your dick in thisboard Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Then I'd be like who's fixing that wall?
You realize it's all about theanonymity right.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
That's why it's.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
He can just hang a curtain over the doorway.
Then I'll be like who's fixingthat?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
wall.
We have to call the contractor,and then he has to fix the wall
.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Do you guys have any sexual fantasies that you want
to talk about, or?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
no.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
No.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Oh, you guys suck.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I do, Can you talk about yours?
No, I'm not going to talk aboutyours.
Maybe if you talk about yours,then I'll talk about mine.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I don't have any.
You don't have nothing.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
I don't have a specific fantasy, not me?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
No, don't think I feel like whatever I wanted to
do, I've done.
Yeah, whatever happens, I canappreciate, do tell, do tell.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
I'd rather not.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Except for peeing on someone.
Right, I'm all the crazy shit.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's not a fantasy Killing on someone is not a
fantasy at all.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yeah, I don't have any wild fantasies.
I'm all about now, at thisstage, I prefer some good
sensuality, some good chemistry,some like you know just.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Chemistry is everything she wants.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Chemistry is everything I just want some R&B
love, that's it.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
She wants old music.
No, you want 90s.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
R&B.
I want 90s R&B.
Love.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
That's it, I'm going to ask you guys a question.
If you had to have sex first ofall, would you like music or no
music?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I like music.
I like music and candles.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
What about you, beck, you?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
quiet.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
I do.
I can do without the candles,but I like music.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
We've seen his bachelor pad.
It's full of music, okay so sowe got.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
So the majority of us that want music.
Okay, so what type of music?
R&b.
Oh, you know what.
I want to give you a category.
What type of music do you like?
Ness?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I like R&B.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
But I, I mean hey spark, spark.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
What about you?
I like a mixture of things,because it all depends on what
you don't say mixture, becauseyou, you mess around and put on
like something like, uh, what isthat?

Speaker 5 (41:16):
something I don't know well, you know, I want to
hear some r&b and then, ofcourse, I want to hear some
reggae and soca.
There's nothing.
The only thing you could dowith soca is fuck on soca but is
that a relationship thing?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
because I'm not, with all that extra shit, I'm not
you said no music at all.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Well, you don't love anyone.
I don't even gotta love someoneto put on music.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let's get it in is the music thing like a
relationship thing, cause I'mlike I don't want no parts.
I don't need all that extra,but you know what.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
It depends on the mood, cause sometimes I just be
like fuck it, take my unzip, mydress and take it yes, I don't
know, reading those fuckingbooks again those fucking books.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
That's what it is.
I wanted to be that way all thetime.
I'm an R&B guy.
I like R&B club.
Like when I want to show off, Iput on some club you want to
show off.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I put on some club.
You want to be extra you?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
want to be extra, got to be club.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I like a little love song in there.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
See, I like to hear her response, so I don't want
nothing blocking it.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
You can hear that.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
You don't turn the music down when I'm not blocking
it.
Yeah, I like music on, but Ilike to sing along, so back you
said you like to.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
You want to hear her sing.
Yeah, you want to hear her sing.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
No, I'm singing along while we having sex.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Well, I like that.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
No, it's not, I'm singing while you stroking.
I'm feeling it.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
If you're singing while he, I would have to say
shut the fuck up, becausesomeone would.
I hooked up with someone andfucked up my whole vibe.
I'm like will you shut the fuckup?

Speaker 5 (42:56):
I'm like shit, I'm busy.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
They were singing on you Not singing, but they were
just saying shit, just anythingLike, just, oh, you know, just
talking.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
And I'm like, I'm not with that shit.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Remind us never to be intimate with you.
You messed me all up.
I was in the groove, I wasalmost there.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
And you destroyed it all.
Now I got to start all overagain.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Just shut the fuck up .
I agree with that.
Shut the fuck up.
It's a mental.
Yeah, you guys don't understand.
It is mental, there is somemental aspect to this, and so
like in it.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
That's what you're saying.
No, I like music.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I don't know about them.
I want music.
Do you guys like talking noise?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I don't want nothing, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Moaning fine, All that other good shit, but
talking or just saying, oh yeah,this and that.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
So you don't want somebody to be like give it to
me dad.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
No, just shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Okay.
So I have a big problem withthe daddy thing.
You don't even want to know ifit feels good.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I can hear that in the way you moaning and you
breathing.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
You don't want to know why do you look
uncomfortable?

Speaker 4 (43:57):
It's about the distraction.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
It is.
If you're in a groove, youdon't want to be distracted.
I disagree with them.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Have you guys had sex with someone that wasn't on
your sexual capacity?
Because?
Based on what you're saying youwant somebody to shut the fuck
up, take it and don't saynothing but a little moan once
in a while.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
No, you can do all the moan and the heavy breathing
, but don't fucking talk to me,don't ask me if it's okay and
all this other shit.
Shut the yeah, it's okay,obviously, if I'm still here.
So put a muscle on thatmotherfucker.
Just shut the fuck up and letme do what I do.
Now he's real hardcore.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, oh God, you guys, are he be fucking people?
He don't want to make love.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I guess I'm a wimp, I make love when I'm in a
relationship or I really likesomebody, but if it's a hookup,
even still, if I'm datingsomebody, still I don't.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
You want them to shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, don't talk to me, Don't talk.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
So do you tell them to shut the fuck up?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yes, no, I don't.
Actually I don't, and seesometimes, but it does fuck me
up though, because I'm like, oh,I wish this motherfucker would
shut the fuck up already.
I don't know.
I like music.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Why are you no, fuck, we're past music.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
We're past that point , okay.
So what are we on?

Speaker 5 (45:18):
We're talking about Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
That's what we're talking about Talking, talking
Noises Do you also getdistracted?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I don't get distracted.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I feel like these men need quiet.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I don't need quiet.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
I don't care what's going on.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
No but if it's good and I'm in the groove.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I want to stay in the groove and my mind as soon as
you break that up with somethingit's like.
So I wonder if the listenersare.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
So is it that all men just want to be in that groove?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
No, I just said I don't, so what are you guys
thinking?
I said I don't, so what are?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
you guys thinking Is it that okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna give it to herand I'm yeah you getting this
shit right now.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah yeah, no, I don't even think about that.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
You don't wanna break your concentration because you
don't wanna come quick.
Maybe them two, I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
I'm good.
I'm good, I ain't worried aboutcoming quick, but I'm good.
Damn, I'm like shit.
Now I got to start all overagain.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Look I mean that whole two minutes just went out
the window.
I was in the groove.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I'll be honest with you when I was younger.
That whole two minutes justwent out the window.
There ain't no fucking twominutes here and that's why they
keep coming back.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Okay, I'll be.
When I was younger it was aboutconcentration Period.
Exclamation point bitch.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
When I was younger, it was about concentration.
I don't think now I don't haveto concentrate.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Yeah, but you're married.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
See, I guess if I'm in a relationship it would
probably be different, I guess,Right.
To concentrate, no, no.
Just how you are with the musicand you know, just no.
I was using music when I wasn'tmarried.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I music and you know just but, no, I was using music
when I was.
It wasn't married.
I always use music it's like.
It's like it calms you, it'slike a pace set.
It's like a pace set for me,it's like so you know what track
nine to me, just like it.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
It puts.
It puts me in the mood.
I actually want music going.
I will go longer.
I would try to.
It was.
I mean, I'm not trying to tootmy horn, but when I I was in
college I used to try to outlastthe CD.
So I would go all the waythrough the CD and try to get it
to the next CD.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
That was 20 years ago .
I know, I probably, you know, Iprobably the first.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
The first, outro is the outro.
I'd be out with the outro, butI mean you know I don't know you
guys.
See, I think't know, you guys.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
See, I think I've never came into my sexual peak
until after my first marriage.
I think that's when my sexualpeak took off, and probably
because I was in my thirtiesthen.
So it it.
Just, I started knowing myselfand knowing what I wanted and
knowing what I want to get outof it, and then, yeah, I was on

(47:51):
my whole shit.
So I was.
So, yeah, I would fuck somebodyand don't give two craps about
it right when they said womencan't have that in that
disconnect bullshit.
I had that disconnect and didn'tgive two dams about it.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I never had mad at that.
You never had what Worst, younever had what.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Like I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Do what?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I can't like have sex with someone and not like Not
care for them?

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Yeah, let me care.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Okay so how I?

Speaker 5 (48:20):
wish I had that.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Wait, what do you mean not?

Speaker 5 (48:22):
care.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Because you're a sweetheart, so you so.
So everybody who has sex withyou care for them to a certain
extent.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Like I, you think about them maybe afterwards or
you can you know it's some typeof connection.
If it it doesn't go past, likeyou know you, the dating phase
like months later, then fine,but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Like I just you know, I see, you know, see, and I've
been there.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I think that's noble.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
I've been there where I've been the guy.
You know, I've been the guy.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
So when you say the guy, what does that mean?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
So, case in point, I've had a sescapade, I would
say, with someone and he wasjust like oh, so you're leaving.
Oh, yeah, I'm leaving, so we'renot going to cuddle Bitch, I
ain't cuddling what the?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
fuck, I'm out, I hear that shit.
I have.
I've been in a situation whereyou are done and you'd be like,
okay, you know, I probably couldspeak for all the guys.
When you actually reach yourorgasm, you start feeling like
everything.
Everything that you should havebeen thinking about comes to
your mind.
You're like damn, I shouldn'thave been here.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I should have took my ass, but why does motherfucker
blink so hard?

Speaker 5 (49:43):
right like so.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I've had that, I've had what you said like it's like
you don't realize how annoyingthe person is.
It's after you come like yeah,but I've person is until after
you know it.
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
I've had that, and then I won't speak to them.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Ever again.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Ever again, like if that was my intention.
I got it nice, was it?
Thank you, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Wham bam.
Thank you, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Yeah, and then boom, that's it.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
That's usually my intention.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
It't until like I met my husband that I was really
like in love again, you know.
But before that, please, sparkwas doing her thing.
I wish peaches could do that dowhat?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
like a little before you know what I mean.
Like you know, maybe I wouldhave had more of an exciting,
you know, 20s or 30s if I hadthat ability hell yeah, no, but
it's to the point now wherepeople are like hey, you
remember me?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
no no wait, you don't remember your sex partners from
back in my 20s?
There's people still hitting meup online and be like they
cause they remember that shitthey be like hey, you remember
me.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I'm like no you should and be like they, because
they remember that they're likehey, you remember me, I'm like
no, you should just be like,send me a picture.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
No, their pictures are shown, but they're terrible.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
You're such a whore they're like oh you used to have
a cat and blah, blah, blah I'mlike okay, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Thank you for telling me about myself I know what the
fuck I had, what I don't?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
remember you, so you should be telling me who the
fuck you are.
Don't tell me.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
I had a cat.
That's kind of hella amazing, Ithink I can remember every
single person.
I know, I remember there's somegray areas.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
You got gray areas, tell us about them.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Some gray areas.
I can't tell.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I can't tell you like that DM.
So you were really like Warhol.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah, I can't tell you like that DMX song when he's
naming all the girls.
But there's a lot of peoplethat will hit me up and they
look totally different.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
You should make up a thing about Alicia.
If I don't recognize them, tosay they changed their whole
image or something like that.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
That'll throw me off too.
Like oh have like black hair ordidn't you used to be skinny,
or were you like more heavy?
Said like I, that'll throw meoff, so a lot of times I'll be
like no, uh, I don't know wait,they used to ask you if you were
fat like no, no, I'm justsaying that's probably if they
hit me up and they've changedyour image or something like
that it grew a beard orsomething that that'll throw me

(52:04):
all also and I'll be like no,because one dude did hit me up
and I'm like he's like youcooked me breakfast.
I was like oh shit.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
I said oh, now I remember you Because I only did
right.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I'm like I only did that for one person in time and
I'm like damn, you look waydifferent.
I'm like oh shit.
Time has you know got to you Iremember names.
I didn't say that to him, but Iwas like, oh shit.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I remember names and you stopped talking.
You blocked him.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I remember names where they're from everything.
So you remember every sexual,yes, every sexual.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
So I remember, but some of them I kind of tend to
block until things come up.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
A lot of the people I didn't know the names of, but
I'm forgetful also, though.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I'm very forgetful.
You said you didn't know what.
What did you say?
You didn't know their names.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Oh, so you really had one night stands?
No, but I'm sure I never reallyhad a real official one night
stand.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I'm sure, at that time they told me their names.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
But if it's what it is, why the fuck am I going to
remember you and why would theyhit me up and ask?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
me if I remember you.
So, I've never had a one nightstand to the point where I don't
know your name and we just fuck.
I've never had that.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I had a one night stand, but after the one night
stand I got to know the personbut I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
But then it's not a one night stand.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I mean, I didn't have sex with him again after that,
but I still see them around.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Then it's not a one night stand because you got to
know them.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I thought one night stand is when you meet them that
night and have sex with them,and then that's it.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
But you're not supposed to know anything about
them.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I think that counts, you're not supposed to know
anything about them.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
You're not supposed to keep in touch One night stand
.
You don't keep in stand, right?
Well, it wasn't a date, it wasjust like.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I mean, I still talk to people I have one night
stands.
Well, they talk to me like onmy Instagram.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Well from.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Nick.
Depp it's not a one night standRight.
For me, it is because they'd belike when are we chilling again
?
What?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
That was 20 years ago , right Like that was a long
time, that was it.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
A one night stand is when it's almost both people
don't even hardly know eachother.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
How do you know about all this?
Get this thing in and they keepgoing.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
How do you know about a one night stand?
How?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
many.
I've never had a one nightstand.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
So how do you know the definition?
How do you know the?

Speaker 5 (54:17):
definition.
I mean he does research, it'sbeen defined.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
You can just Google that I've had a one night stand
before.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
I've had a one night stand before.
It was out of the country, ohgod, oh, that's really a good
thing.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
I bet you it was in the Dominican.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Republic, wasn't it?
No, it was in Jamaica, hey.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Oh, was it.
Was it named Dexter?
You're dumb, no named.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Donovan His last name ended in a Roy or something,
something.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Roy or some shit like that, of course, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Something like that, but I remember, oh gosh, if I
give you guys the details ofthis story, oh, just crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
This might be an erotica that I might enjoy.
Come on.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, because I wasn't impressed with your last
one.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I need you to talk in that voice that you were
talking when you were readingthe book give you guys the
details why?

Speaker 4 (55:11):
yeah, it's a safe place, a safe place to say yeah.
This is like the first and onlytime I had a one-night stand
and you're not talking in thevoice.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I can't remember the voice, right now do your parents
listen to our podcast?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I don't know, but I don't want them to.
They do no, but still I don'twant.
I don't want to talk about mysex capades with my parents.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
You talked them sweet nuttons to you, huh.
Well, okay, you said come here,girl, we're going to keep it
rubbing PG-13 interview.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
PG-13.
Well, I was at a club inJamaica, in Negril.
I've been to Jamaica four times, I think this was in Negril and
I was with my girls and we wereall partying.
We were very inebriated andunder the influence and having a
great time.
To think this was for like my30th birthday, and so me and

(55:55):
this guy ended up making out inthe club and then we went
outside the club and the clubwas like on the beach, it was a
margaritaville.
Y'all been to jamaica so youknow margaritaville I've never
been to jamaica.
Okay, so I've been several times, you've never been to Jamaica.
Jamaica's my second home.
Yeah, I'm Jamaican so.
So it was a Margaritaville andit was on the beach and we I

(56:18):
remember it was so funny, so I'mmaking out with this guy and he
said something something aboutwanting to know what it feels
like and I was like ugh.
He said come here, like so.
I was like no, you're like no,so I'm like uh, I'm like like,
don't talk to me so I'm likedon't you do you have a condom
and he said what up?
and he said what up?
No, he had one, he had one, andI remember.

(56:38):
So we ended up doing it like onthe side of the club and it was
like on the beach and Iremember a crab walking up my
leg.
It was a crab because we wereon the beach.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I remember like a, like a crustacean crab, or was
it the std, a crustacean?

Speaker 4 (56:51):
I remember like, a, like a something, a critter was
started walking up my leg and Iwas like, and I kicked it off,
but then you know, it was just,it was just that was the one I
said because you you never seenhim or heard from him, or
anything.
No, well, you know, you come onnow.
You know how your boys fromjamaica do, so they want to give
you a phone number, and thenthey want a phone card and I was
like no, that's not happening.

(57:12):
Six brothers, so I know, okay,so you know how they do yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
So what do you mean?
Wait they, you said a phonecall.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Oh, they want to, they want to take your number
and then they want you to sendmoney to buy them a phone card
so they could keep communicating, and I was like that's not
going to happen so you got tobuy them a phone card for the
ACP so they could talk to me?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
No, thank you, that's how they do it.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know that wasthat.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
So is that a one night stand?
Because she, it was a one nightstand.
We had no further communication.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah, that's a one night stand.
That's a good one night stand.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
It was fun.
It To me it was like storybook.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
She had sex on the beach.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
A-Spark do you ever have one on your stand?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
I told you, I never had one.
Never had one.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Never had one Listen.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
I'm very cautious about who you know.
I love her.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Good girl.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
You said you wish you did I wish I did.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
You wish you did.
I thought I did.
I wish I did.
You wish you did.
Well, I thought I did.
That was the regrets definition, I guess I did that was
officially, like I officiallyhad a one day stand and that was
that, but it was just the one.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
It was a this girl, I met her.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
I met her in Blockbuster oh my god, you
taking it back.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, that's how far back it was.
So I met her in Blockbuster.
She worked at Blockbuster.
She worked at Blockbuster.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
She gave me her number.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
She ended up calling me and I went to her house, we
did it and that was it.
I thought that was a one nightstand.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
That was a one night stand we kept in touch.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
There's more to the story If you kept in touch with
her then it wasn't a one nightstand.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
It was a friendship after that I don't want to say
kept in touch.
So I she ended up knowingpeople that I know and I would
see her here and there, but itwas like you know, oh, so you
never reached out to her.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
No, I never reached out to her.
She never reached out to you.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
No, no, no, yes, one night stand crew.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
You're part of the club.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
So what else?
Anything else.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
No, I feel like we've been talking for hours.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
No, we've only been talking for like an hour and 20
minutes.
Well, anyway, are you sure?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
that it's recording.
It's definitely recording.
It's definitely recording.
How good is it?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
I want you to edit out my one night stand story.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
I don't know how to do that.
I regret it now.
I don't think that you rememberwhen they were telling the
story.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
That's not bad.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Well, you didn't use names, you just said.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Yeah, you didn't use no name.
I made up the name Dexter.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Who's name Isn't Dexter, a serial killer?
No, I thought.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Dexter was like Dexter.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Longday, I never saw it what.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
I just got a text that the light is on in my car.
It is.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Why you didn't tell me that.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I didn't know that was your car.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Oh Well, anyway you.