January 31, 2025 • 42 mins
*LOST EPISODE Date: May 21, 2021*
Can friendships between men and women ever be truly platonic? Join us as we stir the pot with this provocative question while we catch up after our long hiatus. Throughout the pandemic, our lives took diverse turns and we’re eager to share stories that range from solitude successes to desperate social cravings. With humor as our anchor, we navigate through our choices in COVID-19 vaccinations, from Pfizer and Moderna to staying unvaccinated, complete with jokes about side effects and the nail-biting wait for test results.
The spotlight then shifts to the complex world of workplace relationships. Ever heard of a "work spouse"? We dig into what that means, discussing whether it's merely a platonic bond or a precursor to something more. As personal boundaries blur within office walls, we explore the enticing yet dangerous dance of workplace romances, spicing up the conversation with tales from office parties where inhibitions often take a backseat. Our banter takes a humorous look at how aging affects emotional expression, altering workplace dynamics and shifting priorities.
And who doesn't love a good rumor? Take a look behind the curtain at how workplace gossip can spiral out of control. We share our own escapades with mistaken identities and privacy faux pas, reflecting on how the rumor mill spins faster than ever. With a candid approach, we ponder the changing tides in how rumors are spread and perceived, before closing with a cheeky discussion on the fascination with adult content and its impact on workplace interactions. Tune in for laughs, insights, and a bit of workplace drama!
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
The Thank you.
Welcome, welcome, welcome back,welcome back, welcome back
everybody.
Oh shit, we already have a shitmalfunction.
(01:03):
Welcome back to ImperfectScenarios.
It's been a long time sincewe've been recording How's
everybody doing?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yo, what up, what up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Alright, alright.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Doing alright, Becky.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Ladies, hey, we have a special guest tonight.
You know what?
We ain't never asked you whatyou want to be called.
What do you want to be called I?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
don't know, Be careful bro.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We'll pick out a name for you.
We don't give you a name.
How about we just say let'sjust say capo, is that?
That's fine?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
who capo nah, you can call me Thriller.
There's got to be a storybehind it, right?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So we call him Thriller.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
That segues into the topic.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I know right.
So how's everybody been?
What about you, mack?
How you been bro.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Man, I've been like surviving bro.
It's been a day to day, youknow.
I mean it's fun.
I think the last time werecorded we were just going into
Corona, right in the middle ofthe Corona.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Right, right, right.
I think it was like the week ofright yeah man.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And I remember that, like it was yesterday, we was
all talking about it.
We was like man, this ain'tgoing to be nothing in a couple
of months.
We'd be good Damn.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Here we are next year .
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Right.
A year later, is it me?
Oh, I'm loving it.
I don't know about y'all, I'mloving it.
I'm loving being home.
I'm loving doing shit.
I put on 20 pounds.
I'm feeling good.
You don't love it?
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm a social person.
I I'm in like the same fourwalls, working all day and then
doing home stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
There's no separation are you kidding me?
This is like the life yo.
I don't want this shit to endseriously.
I'm just hoping another variantcome out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know about that, but you know what?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
let me go on a trip, and then I'll see how I feel
about just staying home.
After that.
I just need to recharge well,you're not vaccinated, right no
so why are you not vaccinated?
Yeah, I have no intention ofdoing it.
Oh, you want to talk about it,or no?
No, okay, we won't talk aboutit.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Everybody else vaccinated Yep, yes, yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Which ones did you get?
What about your back?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Pfizer Two shots.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, do it about you , thrill.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, I got the Pfizer version as well.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Peach Me too.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yes, I got the Moderna, that's why you have
that thing growing on your neck.
Whatever I was going to say,bro, you have a little bluish
over there.
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Have y'all started to grow like third nipples and
fingers and stuff like that yetmy penis got bigger.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, okay, okay, like two and a half inches Mac's like
can I go back and get a seconddose?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
He's like wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
When's?
The booster come out but youcan't mix and match.
I wonder why not?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I mean, I guess it makes sense, but I'm just
curious, like they say it'ssimilar, similar vaccines, right
?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
yeah, man, but look, you wanna try it get one Pfizer
shot and one Moderna shot.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
To be honest with you , I didn't even wanna get say
it's similar, similar vaccines,right, yeah, man, but look, you
want to try it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, hell, no nick, listen, get one pfizer shot, one
moderna shot to be honest withyou, I didn't even want to get.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I, honestly, was one of the people that's like no,
I'm not getting a vaccine yeah,I said that too.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I wasn't, I did say that I was.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I said I'm not getting it.
But then I was in, uh, I workin the hospital and, um, a
doctor came up to me and he wasjust talking about the vaccine,
how he was against it and allthis.
He was giving us all these datanumbers and all this stuff.
But he was like, but I'm goingto take it.
And I was like, well, why?
He just gave us all the reasonswhy not to take it.
He was like he said he felt itwas going to be a time when they
were going to make you take it.
And he said, when they make youtake it, it's not going to be
(04:37):
the Pfizer, take the Johnson andJohnson.
And he said, whatever you do,do not take it.
And this is damn near sevenmonths ago, he said, when that
Johnson and Johnson, he said Ihope nobody takes it.
And look, look, johnson,johnson going through it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So he knew what he was talking about.
My doctor told me if you'regoing to get it go, johnson and
Johnson.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Why.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Because it's the weaker one and you don't know
what's in that shit.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh, so he said it's a week away.
That's what my doctor told me.
He said it's a week away, butyou want to know something.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So I didn't get vaccinated, but I am going to
travel.
So I did get COVID tested thismorning, okay, and the first
thought I had is like this iswaiting for HIV results.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Like you're just waiting, and you're waiting for
15.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You don't get STD testing, yeah, but I don't wait
for the results.
Like the rapid, oh, but likethe rapid.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Don't the doctor's office call you if something's
wrong?
Or did you have symptoms?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh no, she wants to get the rapid test.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
She's living a risky lifestyle Are you itching or
burning.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What I'm saying is when you get blood tested and
you know that the HIV isn'tthere.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, I was sitting in my bed one time it was like
years ago I was like, hopefullythis shit has come out good.
It was my more risky days, Ishould say.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, I got the rapid HIV test one time.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
What the fuck?
What crowd am I around?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You said what room am I in?
I feel, like I should excusemyself and you'd just be waiting
and that time feels likeforever, like you'd just be
building up anxiety in your headso wait, they have a rapid hiv
test they do have a rapid okay,let me ask you a question.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
So you're waiting in those 15 minutes and it feels
like forever, but what about thetime leading up to like your
whatever?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
risky behavior?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
right, because don't you do that for years and then
you think I should probably getto it.
So what is that 15 minutes?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Well, you know you roll a dice.
You know it's different.
It's different Like when youwin a game and you just roll a
dice.
Sometimes you know you takethat chance.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
This is how I look at it.
There's been times you'reclimbing a bed and you're like,
damn, this shit is risky as hell.
I'm a nigga, I'm going to keepdoing it.
I'm going to do it, but as soonas you bust that nut, you'll be
like what the fuck did I justdo?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Why did I do that?
Why did I do that?
I'm talking about kickingmyself.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I haven't personally done it, but you've heard about
it you can empathize with whatthey're saying.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Max like you dirty motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I know all you, even you women.
I know you've been in asituation when you was into it,
but when you was done you waslike what the fuck did I just do
?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
you let them put it in without a comment.
I might be pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I mean not.
I've never had to take a rapidHIV test.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You just said you did no, not having to take it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, she never took a rapid I said STD test.
She took an STD test.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You guys jumped into HIV for some reason, like when
you get blood tested and you goto the gynecologist.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
But that's when they call you for the results, though
that's when you wait, and thenthey call you and you be like oh
shit.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Or they call you.
You're like you gotta come tothe office.
Oh shit, yo, I had that beforethey called me up.
There's like um, um.
We can't tell you the resultsover the phone.
I was like what the fuck?
So she's like.
She was like you have to comein, so I because I went in.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It's like the walk of shame.
I know, I know everybody, soI'm sitting in the waiting room.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I'm sitting in the waiting room, the nurses walk by
looking at me and just kind ofnod and I'm like fuck.
So I mean, she ended up tellingme it was something, like it
was something, it had somethingto do with my health, but it had
nothing to do with anythingelse.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
She said oh, you was worried about that, I was like
fuck, you want to tell me tocome in?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
She said no, you know your man, I'm like yo the fuck
what you tested me for, rightyou did, poking around like I'm
a damn car, like shit, no,anyway.
But that brings us to the nexttopic you guys are dirty, sucios
say what right straight upsucios what is that dirty dirty?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
dirty nasty, oh shit that don't even mean that you
like nasty nasty suelto is justlike you loose right.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So what is suelta?
Suelta, and what would you say?
Sucio, sucio.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So sucio is dirty suelta, and it was when you said
sucio, sucio, so sucio is dirty, sucio is dirty, suelta is
loose okay, so I know spanishlike does that mean really
literally loose, like a hoeloose or that?
Just means like if you look atsomebody and you say suelta yeah
, that means like you're, you'rea hoe, you just basically
calling somebody a hoe.
Yeah, okay, I got it, but suciocould mean many things, like
(09:22):
you know.
You could like the kitchen isdirty, you could fart in the
corner.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm gonna call you a sucio sucio, I think I heard
that before.
I hope nobody said that to me Iprobably called you a sucio.
You probably did before we jumpinto the topic what's that guy?
Anybody watch pose?
Yes, okay, what's that guy.
What's the main character?
Not the main character.
He's tell billy uh, billyporter, right, billy porter.
(09:47):
So he comes out what he says hehas aids now right oh hiv.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
So do you guys watch pose?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
okay, I know who he is.
Do the, do the, do the backdropof pull, because people I don't
know pose is about.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
He's the gay right, like the gay guy that yeah, he
wore like the hat with the drape.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know for one of them awards yeah, the one.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Then he wore like the tuxedo with the dress, the long
dress, right, yeah, that'sright but so pose is a show
about the drag queen ball scenein the 80s and right when that
was the height of hiv right andyou know so he does, he plays
his character.
I don't really.
I watch it like here and there.
He plays a character who hasjust learned.
(10:28):
I guess last season he learnedthat he got AIDS right hiv hiv.
He learned he got hiv.
You know he's, he's playing, heplays the hell out this part.
But recently he just came outit says he really does have hiv.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
So he never just find out, no, he, no, he always knew
, he just never told anyoneRight For the last 14 years he's
been living in shame for 14years and not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And he said that through this role in this show
he was able to kind of speak histruth.
And he felt that because whenyou got AIDS in the 80s it was
like a plague, right, that'swhat they call it.
It was a plague and so, like,what he's saying is that I
survived the plague because I'mhere to tell the story, wow, so
I just thought that's prettyimpactful.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Right.
I mean, I don't know why Ibrought that up, but we was on.
So it's kind of a messed up.
Segue into a work booze.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
The topic today is work booze.
Strap it up.
So what you're saying is noone's going to ever a work boo
ever again.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Exactly, basically, basically, what is?
What did y'all take on having awork boo?
Do y'all believe in work boo?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
like you know, they'd be like is that the same as
like a work husband, workhusband, work wife?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
office wife, all that stuff.
What do you?
What do you?
What do you have to say aboutthat?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
you guys are awfully quiet, I believe I believe it's
somebody that, um, you mightidentify with, um, as just, uh,
you might be spending like moretime with them, like y'all might
eat lunch like together, butlike every day y'all eating
lunch together, like you're noteven like spreading your time
around your friends, like you'refocusing on this one person and
(12:02):
y'all might do like like littlespecial things together.
But you know the relationshipcan be strictly platonic, but
other people on the outsidelooking in will automatically
assume that you guys are doingsomething that you guys are
doing something, because y'allspend so much time together.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
That's true, but it's probably true because men and
women can't just be friends, youdon't believe that, oh, I
believe men and women can befriends, absolutely Somebody has
One of that connection.
Either side, maybe both, buteither one of those sides has
some type of feelings.
Now maybe they suppress them,but they got some feelings.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I disagree also.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
It's impossible, but I'd say 80% of the time.
You're my friend.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's different.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
So you're saying that you're in love with me, so it's
not impossible, but think aboutit you didn't answer my
question how much time you're inlove with me, okay?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
so so we're gonna stay with workplace booze.
But think about it.
How many times?
So let's put it like this ifyou go percentages like not
every time, but percentages whena man and woman is really
really close and they're justclaiming friendship, how many
times do you think at least oneof that other person wish it was
more percentage wise?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
probably more than 50 .
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yes, I'll say that, probably more than 50, but I
think that there is apossibility and probability that
it can totally be platonic it'shard, it's hard it's definitely
hard, especially if they, ifone has feelings it's gonna come
out one way or another but Ican honestly say that I have
friends that are guys that arereally like my friends but are
(13:45):
you?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
are you using the word loosely saying?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
no like.
I've known these people for 20years they could come to your
house.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
They came to your house but how do they feel about
you, though?
Do you know that they?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
never.
They never try to screw youanything.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
No and that's what I'm saying, like so, and they've
met, like my husband, likethey've come, you know they talk
to him on the phone, for youknow different things, like you
know if they have, you know.
So it's like they're genuinefriends, like I've hung out with
their wives, like I've, youknow, gone to visit them if they
live out of state and I'vestayed with the family.
You know what I mean.
So it's like a real you know.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And here's the other thing is that I think that there
are women most a lot of womenthat get along better with men,
because women can be catty witheach other.
So women are very toxic witheach other, and so when you have
those kind of women in yourlife that can't be supportive
you know strength building womenthen you lean towards the men,
(14:38):
who are not dramatic at all.
There there's no drama, there,it's just chilling.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You have laughs, there's still drama, but you do
know, a man will lay in the cutfor as long as it takes until he
until that one vulnerablemoment and again, I'm not trying
to give up, man, man I feellike you're speaking from
experience let me find out,you're a
Speaker 2 (15:06):
tiger.
What is that noise?
It's not easy, do y'all hear?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
that.
That's my ride.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
What the fuck you hear that it's a whole club.
Oh, really, I didn't know.
It's a whole bike club, ohshoot.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That sounds like some good background stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I love it, love it, love it but you know what I
believe?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
some good background stuff, I love it.
But you know what?
You know what I believe?
I believe men and women couldbe friends after they reach a
moment when something happened.
Either the woman said, no, um,he don't ever think he's gonna
get her.
Uh, they did do something.
Now they remain friends, right?
Um, it's, it's hard, I.
I just think it's hard for aman and woman to be strictly
friends like.
I met you.
We're just friends like, andnobody never thought about,
(15:49):
nobody, never tried anything.
I never seen you naked anythingif they're attracted to each
other that's the one clause,right, that's probably the
clause.
If they're not attracted to eachother, then it's possible.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
There's nothing there but if there's attraction so
you can't be a good lookingperson and just have a friend of
the opposite sex.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I mean, I think sometimes friendship is like the
foundation of a relationship.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That's right.
That's true.
Some women like, yeah, I wantto marry my best friend.
It's like okay, Right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Hi, I'm here.
Hi, how are you?
But when you say workplacebooze because there's a
difference between I don't know,maybe there isn't work wife,
work, husband, and then likehooking up at work, what do you?
What do you mean?
As workplace booze?
I mean because, for me, hookingup at work, I at the office,
(16:39):
I'm not trying to shit where Ieat but, believe it or not, a
lot of people do a lot of peopledo, but I don't want.
I don't want it like stay away.
This is strictly professional.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
So I feel like me.
Personally, I don't want toopen my own door, right?
So if, if, therilla, if youwere walking and you know you're
, you know my coworker and youopen the door for me, like, or
if we go and you pay for mylunch, you know you're, you know
my co-worker and you open thedoor for me, like, or if we go
and you pay for my lunch, youknow what I mean like, is that
(17:10):
considered a workplace boo?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
that's just being a gentleman, right but no, it has
to be more consistent than thatit has to be.
Maybe we're eating lunch everyfriday like it's almost but what
if you don't have any otherfriends?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
you know for me like I go to work and like I have,
you know, co-workers, obviously,but it's like I don't indulge
in a lot of the shenanigans thatgo on, like you know, in in my
office.
So if I want to eat with oneparticular person, you know what
I mean, or whatever, becausethey don't deal with the
shenanigans either.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That would be considered, and if it was
opposite sex, that would beconsidered my workplace bill is
what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
definitely, yeah, somebody that you're consistent
with.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's all about consistency.
Yep, that would be your work,husband.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yep, that's where it starts right there, that little,
that little spark maybe youguys didn't give it an actual
name, but if you constantlygoing somewhere with the
opposite sex, you guys are goingout, you're, you're meeting up
and, um, I don't know, meetingup with the street.
Um, you go say hi to him everymorning.
You, that's your work, that'syour workplace.
Boo, whether you, you like itor not, right?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Bringing them coffee or um.
Oh, could you just run out withme real quick?
I want to go get some makeup, Iwant to go get my nails done.
Can you come with me?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Like those little things just doing that kind of
stuff while you're at work?
What if you get your pedicurestogether?
Does that consider?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
work for you?
Oh shit, you don't need.
You got dating at that point.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
What if the other person doesn't get color?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Okay, so I okay so wonder if you have your
significant other, you find outthat they doing all this with
this other person?
Speaker 5 (18:49):
would that make you?
Mad yeah, I mean, is shewilling to come clean the house?
Well, I'm just let's just sayyou know, too.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
No, but just let's say, you know let's say, you
know that for some reason, youknow that they're not, you know,
intimate anything like that.
They just awfully close at work.
That, would that bother you?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
yes, because that's an emotional relationship right,
exactly, I think cheating Ithink, I think, I think an
emotional connection is is worsethan cheating like physically.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yes, it is that's because you don't use a damn lie
.
You believe the same thing well, remember, remember.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Women usually don't engage until they have an
emotional right.
So it's like a double whammyfrom the woman's side.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Right, which is a double standard.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Not only did she give herself physically, but she
gave herself emotionally too.
That is totally messed up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right.
Once a woman becomesemotionally involved.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
The man could just give it up and he's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I mean, but it's just a physical thing sometimes for
men.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I think you're biased , no, but it's just a physical
thing sometimes for men, I thinkyou're biased.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, and it's the truth.
You know, a guy could do it andjust walk away.
I mean, some women could do it,but most guys could do it and
walk away and not think ofanother person.
But you women, once you startgetting them feelings and start
calling them and thinking aboutthem and all this other stuff
you went into a whole new leveland you know that's totally
different than just wham bam.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Thank you, ma'am.
Deny it, let me hear you denythat.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I think there's some truth to it, but I also think
that there's some women who wantthe wham bam.
Thank you, ma'am.
No, it is.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
No, I'm not saying it's not, but what I'm saying is
okay.
Statistically, women becomemore emotional than guys do.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, Right Not in 2021.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, well, you got shows like Pose.
That changed it.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
No, no no, because these men are built differently.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They are feeling catchers I think it's a
different generation there aresome sensitive men out there
though.
I think it's a differentgeneration though.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
We could talk all day about that, but I think, as
okay, I think that as men getolder, they're more emotional
than women as women get older.
If that makes so, as the womangets older, she gets less
emotional, and as the man getsolder, he gets more so it's like
there's some there could besome truth to that.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
There's like a reversal of roles.
Yeah, I, I can.
I can see it to a little tosome extent.
Yeah, I can see that is it?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
is it they get more emotional?
Or they just start showingemotions because you give.
If he never gave you anyemotions and he gave you like 5%
emotion.
You just think he's emotionalbecause you've never seen him
before.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
But I mean well to you.
He would be getting moreemotional and you would have
something to base it on, rightLike if he never showed it.
But you know, in my experienceI feel like as a man gets older,
either he's showing the emotionmore because maybe he doesn't
care, or you know it's a, or hejust is becoming more emotional
in his old age.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, I know what I think.
I think from 16, 15, 14.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
The man is thinking with his dick well, he's up that
until 45 or 50 right, and thenonce he's dead.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Once the dick ain't working right then he's like I
gotta start thinking aboutsomething so that's probably
like 50 ish, you think aboutpeople in their sexual prime.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Women hit their sexual prime at an older age and
men at a younger age, so you'rejust like oh baby don't leave.
So it makes sense that an olderwoman just wants to fuck and
yeah so what you're saying atwork?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
we need to watch out for the older women.
Get you a cougar at work.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
So you're saying, if there's like oh, like right, you
would be like the ones that areabout to retire before she walk
out the door at her retirementparty like what's up I know
you've been here for 35 years,but let me, let me talk to you
for a
Speaker 1 (22:17):
second you're about to get that pension, let me get
some of that pension baby.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Some of that, some of that insurance right right,
some of that pension for thispenis.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
So you guys are okay with work booths, then that's
what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
There's a thin line.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Okay, here you go.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Just like Mac was saying, it's tough to navigate
that line.
I mean.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It is.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, you walk a fine line, I think, because the more
you hang out with a person youknow, like I said, a friendship
is the foundation of arelationship.
Like you're, basically you'rebuilding a relationship with
somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Right, you also got to think too.
We spend most of our time.
Well, most people spend most oftheir time at work than they do
at home.
Yeah, with their coworkers timeat work than they do at home.
Yeah, with the co-workers, you,you would.
You at work eight plus hours.
You get home literally enoughto eat dinner and go to bed most
times, in most, most cases, andso you have more interactive
time with the people at workthan you do at home.
(23:17):
You know you're spending morequality time with that, like
with that person in your ownfamily right, yeah, but I mean
not, maybe not intentionally,but you know you at work, you
working close to people, you seea person every day, me for one.
How many times well, I stilltalk to the guys probably how
many times you walk past someoneat work?
You like the way they smell andthen you walk in somewhere else
.
I just say you're in the malland you know you smell that
(23:38):
smell.
Somebody in my job smells likethat.
So it's rare and it's sadbecause Look at Mac.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Sometimes you Mac, don't you work with mostly men?
Actually no.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
But y'all know what I'm talking about, right?
So you spend most of your timeat work, and so it's naturally I
don't want to say for all of usNaturally.
It has some attraction to thepeople that you see constantly
and that's always in your face,right or wrong.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Or that you maybe weren't attracted to them, but
the more time you spend withthem you're like, oh okay, this
person is cool.
People grow on you.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I think people can grow on you just by, like you
said, the many encounters, themany interactions.
That's why I go back toconsistency.
That's why I say with theworkbook it has to be
consistency.
Not somebody that you just seeat work and you say hi, and
y'all may go to lunch, like oncea month.
No, that person that you'regoing to lunch like maybe every
Friday or every other day, oreven if y'all not even going out
(24:38):
for lunch, like y'all mightbring y'all lunch, and then at
the same time every day,everybody's conjugating in the
lunchroom and y'all having lunchand then y'all having all these
different conversations andjust talking about everything.
And then, you know, peoplestart sharing and start opening
up.
So once you start, like I said,once you develop that
relationship, I think anythingcan happen at that point.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
So tell us about your work.
Blue Thriller.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Maybe not, Maybe not it all starts with the Christmas
party, so it starts there.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
It always starts with the christmas party, so it
starts there.
It always starts at thechristmas party.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
So.
So what happens is when youstart having those like like
thriller was saying, you havethose conversations and then all
of a sudden it morphs intoyou're talking about your home
life, right, you're talkingabout what's, what's going on
with that, and then it starts tolike blossom from there yes,
it's at the christmas party.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
So it's at the christmas to go down is and the
christmas party is always theanchor for all of that, always
you see that person lonely andall the things you're like, oh,
they know, you know this personis, you know, looks pleasing to
my eyes.
But now it's a christmas party,they got a dress on and you're,
like he said, pleasing to myeyes and I know last week she
was crying because her husbanddid this and did that.
You know, know, let me go.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Let me go see that's that vulnerable moment that you
were talking about.
Yeah, that's that tiger momentyou sound like you when you
started talking.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
you're like, okay, See her in that dress.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I see her in that dress.
Let me go talk.
Watch her walk away.
I can now pounce Right.
Your voice changed.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Tell us about your work.
Boo, he sounded like a predatorat that moment.
He just gets all alone.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Whatever?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
As I turn to the corner.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
See, I know, I see the problem is with you guys.
You guys don't you're trying towatch what you're going to say?
I mean, naturally, we all aregoing to probably watch what we
say, but you guys are open towork boos.
I know it.
I know you are.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I could tell I was gonna say maybe on my side, but
my partner's side, no, I'm notopen to it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Let's get that clear but you know what is?
A lot of people they jointogether in in all different
time types of of arenas.
So it's naturally to beattracted to other people,
because we're naturallyattracted to each other, men and
women.
So it's hard to say, yeah, I'mgoing to work, I'm not going to
look at anyone, I'm not going tobe attracted to no one.
I don't believe it.
(26:58):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
It's tough because you think about, like initially
you're like, okay, that doesn'tsound so bad.
Like, okay, you, you know, eatlunch with someone all the time
and it may start off at leastwhat you think is a platonic
situation.
But then you know, you start,like you said, getting to know
the person and what they like,like the foods they like.
You know, okay, I know you likepizza, you want to go get some
(27:21):
pizza.
You know what I mean, stufflike that.
And then you you catch yourselflike slipping.
That's the scary part is thatyou know it's a slippery slope,
you know into something that youweren't planning on and you got
a whole like situation at home.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You know so see, that's the difference, though,
because a woman, she now startsto get emotionally attached,
whereas a man we just like okay,this is for the moment, and we,
we, good is it always, though?
no, no, I'm sure it's not alwaysthink, think in terms of
percentages, always right.
So I say for man, you know,it's, it's more for the moment,
(27:55):
for the woman, it's thatbuilding progression of wow, it
feels good to talk to this man,he's, he's listening to me.
You know, blah, blah, blah, youhear that kind of stuff, right,
and then you know from there.
Well, so let me tell you know,blah, blah, blah, you hear that
kind of stuff, right, and thenyou know from there.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well, so let me tell you a story, because this
recently happened to one of myfriends.
So he's in a relationship, I'mmarried and he recently I guess
he even initially started seeinga woman at work.
I want, I want to say seeing,because he, they were just
friends.
Um, he said they were justtalking, you know, they was
(28:29):
texting each other, you know,just playing around like kind of
kind of flirty, but it wasn'tlike he said, it wasn't like
like, like raunchy, anythinglike that we're.
And they both were married, hesaid not too long ago.
He said they all went out todrinks and stuff and of course
(28:50):
everybody in the department gotdrunk, and her included, and
they started kissing and it ledto whatever he said.
For months they've been goingback and forth, screwing each
other, whatever they bothmarried screwing each other,
whatever they're both marriedscrewing each other.
And he said that he wanted tocut her off because she's
starting to get kind of.
You know she starts talkingabout oh, you know, I think I
(29:11):
need to.
Oh, is that me?
Oh, he said I need to startcutting her off because she's
starting to say things likewhat's your wife doing yeah,
that type of stuff.
What's your wife doing?
Um, yeah, that's type of stuffwhat your wife doing.
Oh, um, did she cook for youtoday?
Why didn't she cook for you?
So he said.
She started like basically justpointing out everything bad
about his wife.
Then she started saying that,oh, I think I'm gonna leave my,
(29:33):
I'm gonna leave my husband.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
so he's like okay, see, so he knows where this is
going, yeah but wait a secondlike time out so you go back to
the whole, like the cooking andwhat his wife like.
If she's bothering him aboutthe wife.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Like she had to get that information from somewhere
From him Because he's thinkingremember in his mind, we friends
, I can share anything with you.
We just fucking, I can shareanything with you.
So yes, he's giving herinformation, but in his mind
he's just sharing with his boy.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Whatever, but I think what I'm saying saying is where
did they cross the line?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I mean other than this to cheat.
When they started having sex,I'd say, when they start talking
about you, if you startbringing your home life into
that conversation, that's,that's, that's a killer right,
you're gonna, naturally starttalking about the negative
things right it's just a naturalthing to do when you're talking
to someone from the oppositesex.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
You're setting yourself up at that right
because for me it's like okay ifyou could tell me these things
about negative about your wife.
I know everything about thelady.
I know what she likes to eat,like you know whatever it's.
It's almost like I could neverbe in that situation because you
would treat me the same way.
You know what I mean, so it'slike you know that information
(30:42):
has to come from somewhere yeah,let me tell you where women
mess up.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
We always like to know what the male perspective
is, so we probably sometimesfeed too much information right
because you always want a maleperspective of what's going on
yeah, right, yeah and that'swhere women mess up with that.
Yeah, and they allow themselvesto be pounced on because that
leads to vulnerability.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, right, because as you're talking about it, your
emotions are swirling.
He's listening, yep, and youremotions are swirling.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
And then you get vulnerable and right, right, yep
, but men do it too, men do ittoo, men do it too percentages
though come on oh yeah, I thinkyou're not gonna have no guy
saying oh, my wife but you know,the more like somebody
complains about theirsignificant other.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
it's like that work boo or whoever that person is
You're like OK, well, maybe Idon't want to be your work boo
anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Because you're going to complain about me, that's
true.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You know what I mean.
Like, yeah, what do?
Speaker 5 (31:37):
you say about me when I'm not here.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
You know what?
It's a double-edged sword.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I've seen some of the craziest relationships at the
workplace blow up in their face,Blow up bad.
I'm talking about seeing peopleopen dating, dating each other
and their spouses show up to theoffice and try to kill them.
I want to go look, see that Iknow right.
I've seen some of the craziest.
I've seen people get pregnantby the person they work, boo,
(32:03):
and then their wife show up andit's just as crazy as I think
they just when you start doingall that stuff, you just
crossing all kinds of lines.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's too much.
You just even dating somebodyin the office like forget all of
the affair stuff, Just datingsomebody that you work with.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Oh, you're talking about like a regular
relationship, it's too much.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
It is.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Because you have, you know know, situations at home,
personal situations with eachother.
You have to go to work and seethis person.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh yeah that's too much, well, and you know what,
and a lot of people's offense.
I've seen a lot of people datefor years in the office and they
met.
They're married now and so Imean it works.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But you know they do.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
They purposely split people up like that right once
again Once they get one youcan't be a boss.
Right Once they once, once it'sopened and they split them.
I mean so I seen both.
I seen terrible.
You gotta go.
I seen.
So what's the worst you've seenin office?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's in my office.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I went to so many people from your office.
Why listen to this?
You might not want to talkabout them.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Maybe, maybe not, and I plan not to talk about them.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
We want names, we want it.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So security numbers I have to tell you the truth that
in my office I try to stay outof all of that shit.
I don't want to know what'sgoing on.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I really, but you do know, but you don't want to.
That comes to me.
That is a rumor that I cannotconfirm or deny.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
So yeah, and all honestly, I think behind every
rumor is some type of truth toit, some type of truth.
What is it where smoke is real?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
quick no, that's true .
Every time you hear like arumor it's.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I do believe there's something true but then I've
also seen people that you knowtake information and exaggerate
it and and twist it and twist it.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Who's the messenger?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
spread it around and then it just it's like telephone
.
It grows and grows and grows,and then the message at the end
is completely wrong like thetelephone game.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah yeah, definitely a room.
A room will always manifest tosomething else.
Once you tell one person likeyou said, you know they hear
their version of it and thenthey regurgitate it to one of
their friends and it just youknow, it just becomes sinister
at that point.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
And depending on it.
Depending on it because I'mgoing to talk about a rumor.
It was actually a rumor that Ithought was about me and
Thriller matter of fact, so inmy not like that.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Wait a minute.
It's a party in here, sosomebody came to me was like.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
They was like yo.
I got to ask you a question.
I was like what?
It's a female she's like.
I heard something about you.
I said what'd you hear about me?
She's like.
I heard that you like messingwith girls and getting duped up
the butt with a dildo.
I said what the fuck, are youtalking about that?
You like that?
Right said whoever she saidtold her, do you like that?
No, but what I'm saying iswhoever she said told her said I
(34:45):
did it with her and I was likeI was like I don't, I don't, I
never did that.
And she's like, oh no, she'ssaying is you you the only
light-skinned guy in your officewith dreads?
So I was like, nah, I'm not theonly like person in the office
with dreads.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I said it was, but I said, I said, I said I'm beyond
sure that's not him.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I don't know that's not him.
She's like nah, that's one ofy'all, one of y'all y'all niggas
.
You know she's talking what'sone of y'all niggas, kind of
find, that was another guy thathe was new and he had dreads and
I was like, but the whole rumorwas she.
She said everybody was talkingabout it like it was me or him
and I was like God.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
But you just said that every time you hear a rumor
, you feel like there's a littletruth to it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
So it is, so, it is, so it is some truth to it, but
it just wasn't the guy with theright guy with the dreads.
So it's truth to the rumor, butit wasn't the right person,
basically.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Oh, I'm going with.
It was you and you like to tellthose things.
Listen, listen, maybe you liketo.
Those are your.
The rumor wasn't about me.
Do you have dreads?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
do you have?
So yeah, so I mean the work,the workplace would be a shady
place.
So I don't know, I don't knowwhat to tell y'all.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, the workplace is definitely shady because at
one point it was a rumor goingaround that I had slept with
this woman and I'd never sleptwith her, and she started the
rumor.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, I guess she wanted it to be true.
Yeah, I, I.
I agree with a bit.
I had some rumors was peoplesaid that I slept with them.
I was like no, I never did that.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I never did that ever what's the point of a woman
doing that though well, I wasshe necessarily lying.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Is what I'm saying, like you guys say no, but it was
gonna make it even less likelyto happen that honestly this,
this new generation women.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I believe it.
But back in the day womenprobably wouldn't do that.
But I think now some of thesewomen lie so much and so bad
that I believe that they.
They, some people, some womenjust want to be like in an in
crowd and they want to be likeoh okay, yeah, I had him and all
this other stuff, just like itwas.
It was a woman in my officethat told another girl that I
was, I was stalking her andtalking.
I was like I don't even knowwho she was, I don't even know
(36:51):
her name, and she would swap itdown.
I did.
And then, when, when I told theperson that I didn't do it and
she went back to it, she said ohI, she's like I never told you
that.
She said she said, tyson, Iswear to god, she told me that
and then now she's denying it.
I'm like y'all.
I'm like I don't want you, wantme to tell you I ain't never
did.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
But how do you get involved in stuff like this?
I don't know some women.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Just, they just want to be a part of something and
they just want to I don't knowbe loved, I guess so what do you
feel about workplace booze?
what I feel.
You know what you know.
I don't have a feeling about it, but I do know that it happens
and and have I have, I went outwith people and and you know,
went out with them on a scheduleand yes, I have.
(37:30):
But in your mind you're notthinking like this, my workplace
boo.
But the more you talk aboutlike damn, that could be kind of
my boo, that you know, ifsomeone on the outside looking
in and be like okay, theyfucking, yeah, I mean they.
But in your mind you you couldclearly be innocent, like, oh,
sometimes you just feelcomfortable.
Sometimes you, even with guys,we want to be a place where you
feel comfortable and sometimesyou feel comfortable with one
(37:51):
particular person.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
As Mac plays the violin in the background, no one
was supposed to know that brothat was just for us, but it's
true.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
We don't got the video on today.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
You're right, but it's true.
I mean, I do understand it.
I can understand how a personcan get caught up, and I do
understand that, so that's why Itry my best to keep it.
What are those things that thehorses wear?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
The blinders.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
The blinders, the blinders, and then try to mind
my goddamn business, there yougo.
To mind my goddamn business,there you go, because you know
what Men get reckless as hell.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I know this guy, Whatever One of my old jobs this
guy.
He was a vice president brothertoo, and he operated a whole
call center.
He got caught up.
So I mean, what's wrong withthese people, right?
So he's on, so they're all onphones, right, and he can
monitor everybody's conversationas they talk to the customers.
So he got this little thinggoing on with one of the girls
(38:45):
in the call center.
So he actually taps into thephone and him and her are having
a conversation over the callcenter line.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Really.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
And didn't realize that also the bigger brass can
monitor as well, and theymonitor randomly Right the one
time he was with her having thiswhole chat about what they did
last night, what they're goingto do tonight, Wait.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So now everybody's listening why this is going on.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yes, they're his bosses.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Right.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Like SVPs of the company.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Right, so he's an asshole, because he could have
told them that he was on.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
They heard the whole conversation, man, and they
fired him and let her stay.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
He.
They fired him and let her stay.
He could have texted her thatshit Right, Like how stupid can
you be?
And his wife.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
We get so damn reckless though.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
That's just.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You haven't done anything reckless in your life
when it comes to relationships.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Men are sloppy, we get so sloppy I definitely have
you, guys need to learn from us.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Guys get sloppy.
You know why we get sloppy?
Because we get complacent.
We get complacent, then we getwe.
It's just like we just take, Ithink, for granted.
Because you ain't get caughtthis time, you're gonna keep
doing it.
You ain't get caught that time.
So the more you don't getcaught, the more you get out of
stuff, the more you you get lazy.
You're like, next thing youknow, you damn near leaving your
phone open.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Your phone open for look at it and that's that's
such a good point.
Why is the phone probably thenumber one catalyst for all?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
like every situation that goes bad in a relationship
is always usually starts withthe phone, because it always
goes down because the phone,since the start of the phone,
since then I guess iphones cameout, andrews, all these phones,
that's um, have all this.
Oh damn you.
The phone is your life, so youfeel secured, so you have your
life.
You have everything in yourlife right there.
So the moment somebody gets ahold of it, they got a open book
(40:27):
to your life.
So you feel secured, so youhave your life.
You have everything in yourlife right there.
So the moment somebody gets ahold of it, they got an open
book to your life.
I mean you got your credit cardstatements in it.
You got your bank statement,everything.
You got your texts, you gotyour emails.
You got your social media, yougot your pictures, you got
Pornhub.
You got everything on yourphone.
So anybody want to get accessto this porn hub.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Have an app.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
I don't know they should right I don't think so.
I don't want to see.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
You know what they're not going to show up.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
It's nice you know I don't want to talk about porn
hub do y'all know do y'all knowthat that podcast we did.
What about um porn porn hub?
The most watched, the mostwatched, that is trashy.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
What is it?
What's it called susio?
No, people like drama, peoplelike like all that high all that
sex, oh, that, that particularepisode I was talking about oh
yeah I have great descriptiveabilities, you know?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I gave great descriptions oh, are you talking
about that?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
couple that was doing all that sex.
Yeah, you tell you know theymarried didn't that was doing
all that sex.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, how do you know they're married?
That's how they advertise.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I mean, they're pretty friends.
I don't want to get off track,that's not my business.
I'm like what's their nameagain.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Right, that's because sex sells.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah, facts.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Do you think they sell at the workplace?
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Mac.
Have you ever had a workplace,boo.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
No, I never have.
Oh, you're full of shit.
At least that I'll claim.
I'm not trying to get nobody introuble.
But, babe, you know it's allright I love you, baby.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I got your back.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
He's like I'm glad you got to keep your job when we
had that phone call.
Thank you.
The Thank you.
Welcome, welcome, welcome back,welcome back, welcome back
everybody.
Oh shit, we already have a shitmalfunction.
(01:03):
Welcome back to ImperfectScenarios.
It's been a long time sincewe've been recording How's
everybody doing?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yo, what up, what up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Alright, alright.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Doing alright, Becky.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Ladies, hey, we have a special guest tonight.
You know what?
We ain't never asked you whatyou want to be called.
What do you want to be called I?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
don't know, Be careful bro.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We'll pick out a name for you.
We don't give you a name.
How about we just say let'sjust say capo, is that?
That's fine?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
who capo nah, you can call me Thriller.
There's got to be a storybehind it, right?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So we call him Thriller.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
That segues into the topic.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I know right.
So how's everybody been?
What about you, mack?
How you been bro.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Man, I've been like surviving bro.
It's been a day to day, youknow.
I mean it's fun.
I think the last time werecorded we were just going into
Corona, right in the middle ofthe Corona.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Right, right, right.
I think it was like the week ofright yeah man.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And I remember that, like it was yesterday, we was
all talking about it.
We was like man, this ain'tgoing to be nothing in a couple
of months.
We'd be good Damn.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Here we are next year .
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Right.
A year later, is it me?
Oh, I'm loving it.
I don't know about y'all, I'mloving it.
I'm loving being home.
I'm loving doing shit.
I put on 20 pounds.
I'm feeling good.
You don't love it?
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm a social person.
I I'm in like the same fourwalls, working all day and then
doing home stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
There's no separation are you kidding me?
This is like the life yo.
I don't want this shit to endseriously.
I'm just hoping another variantcome out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know about that, but you know what?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
let me go on a trip, and then I'll see how I feel
about just staying home.
After that.
I just need to recharge well,you're not vaccinated, right no
so why are you not vaccinated?
Yeah, I have no intention ofdoing it.
Oh, you want to talk about it,or no?
No, okay, we won't talk aboutit.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Everybody else vaccinated Yep, yes, yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Which ones did you get?
What about your back?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Pfizer Two shots.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, do it about you , thrill.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, I got the Pfizer version as well.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Peach Me too.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yes, I got the Moderna, that's why you have
that thing growing on your neck.
Whatever I was going to say,bro, you have a little bluish
over there.
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Have y'all started to grow like third nipples and
fingers and stuff like that yetmy penis got bigger.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, okay, okay, like two and a half inches Mac's like
can I go back and get a seconddose?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
He's like wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
When's?
The booster come out but youcan't mix and match.
I wonder why not?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I mean, I guess it makes sense, but I'm just
curious, like they say it'ssimilar, similar vaccines, right
?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
yeah, man, but look, you wanna try it get one Pfizer
shot and one Moderna shot.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
To be honest with you , I didn't even wanna get say
it's similar, similar vaccines,right, yeah, man, but look, you
want to try it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, hell, no nick, listen, get one pfizer shot, one
moderna shot to be honest withyou, I didn't even want to get.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I, honestly, was one of the people that's like no,
I'm not getting a vaccine yeah,I said that too.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I wasn't, I did say that I was.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I said I'm not getting it.
But then I was in, uh, I workin the hospital and, um, a
doctor came up to me and he wasjust talking about the vaccine,
how he was against it and allthis.
He was giving us all these datanumbers and all this stuff.
But he was like, but I'm goingto take it.
And I was like, well, why?
He just gave us all the reasonswhy not to take it.
He was like he said he felt itwas going to be a time when they
were going to make you take it.
And he said, when they make youtake it, it's not going to be
(04:37):
the Pfizer, take the Johnson andJohnson.
And he said, whatever you do,do not take it.
And this is damn near sevenmonths ago, he said, when that
Johnson and Johnson, he said Ihope nobody takes it.
And look, look, johnson,johnson going through it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So he knew what he was talking about.
My doctor told me if you'regoing to get it go, johnson and
Johnson.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Why.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Because it's the weaker one and you don't know
what's in that shit.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh, so he said it's a week away.
That's what my doctor told me.
He said it's a week away, butyou want to know something.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So I didn't get vaccinated, but I am going to
travel.
So I did get COVID tested thismorning, okay, and the first
thought I had is like this iswaiting for HIV results.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Like you're just waiting, and you're waiting for
15.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You don't get STD testing, yeah, but I don't wait
for the results.
Like the rapid, oh, but likethe rapid.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Don't the doctor's office call you if something's
wrong?
Or did you have symptoms?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh no, she wants to get the rapid test.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
She's living a risky lifestyle Are you itching or
burning.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What I'm saying is when you get blood tested and
you know that the HIV isn'tthere.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, I was sitting in my bed one time it was like
years ago I was like, hopefullythis shit has come out good.
It was my more risky days, Ishould say.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, I got the rapid HIV test one time.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
What the fuck?
What crowd am I around?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You said what room am I in?
I feel, like I should excusemyself and you'd just be waiting
and that time feels likeforever, like you'd just be
building up anxiety in your headso wait, they have a rapid hiv
test they do have a rapid okay,let me ask you a question.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
So you're waiting in those 15 minutes and it feels
like forever, but what about thetime leading up to like your
whatever?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
risky behavior?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
right, because don't you do that for years and then
you think I should probably getto it.
So what is that 15 minutes?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Well, you know you roll a dice.
You know it's different.
It's different Like when youwin a game and you just roll a
dice.
Sometimes you know you takethat chance.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
This is how I look at it.
There's been times you'reclimbing a bed and you're like,
damn, this shit is risky as hell.
I'm a nigga, I'm going to keepdoing it.
I'm going to do it, but as soonas you bust that nut, you'll be
like what the fuck did I justdo?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Why did I do that?
Why did I do that?
I'm talking about kickingmyself.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I haven't personally done it, but you've heard about
it you can empathize with whatthey're saying.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Max like you dirty motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I know all you, even you women.
I know you've been in asituation when you was into it,
but when you was done you waslike what the fuck did I just do
?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
you let them put it in without a comment.
I might be pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I mean not.
I've never had to take a rapidHIV test.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You just said you did no, not having to take it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, she never took a rapid I said STD test.
She took an STD test.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You guys jumped into HIV for some reason, like when
you get blood tested and you goto the gynecologist.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
But that's when they call you for the results, though
that's when you wait, and thenthey call you and you be like oh
shit.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Or they call you.
You're like you gotta come tothe office.
Oh shit, yo, I had that beforethey called me up.
There's like um, um.
We can't tell you the resultsover the phone.
I was like what the fuck?
So she's like.
She was like you have to comein, so I because I went in.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It's like the walk of shame.
I know, I know everybody, soI'm sitting in the waiting room.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I'm sitting in the waiting room, the nurses walk by
looking at me and just kind ofnod and I'm like fuck.
So I mean, she ended up tellingme it was something, like it
was something, it had somethingto do with my health, but it had
nothing to do with anythingelse.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
She said oh, you was worried about that, I was like
fuck, you want to tell me tocome in?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
She said no, you know your man, I'm like yo the fuck
what you tested me for, rightyou did, poking around like I'm
a damn car, like shit, no,anyway.
But that brings us to the nexttopic you guys are dirty, sucios
say what right straight upsucios what is that dirty dirty?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
dirty nasty, oh shit that don't even mean that you
like nasty nasty suelto is justlike you loose right.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So what is suelta?
Suelta, and what would you say?
Sucio, sucio.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So sucio is dirty suelta, and it was when you said
sucio, sucio, so sucio is dirty, sucio is dirty, suelta is
loose okay, so I know spanishlike does that mean really
literally loose, like a hoeloose or that?
Just means like if you look atsomebody and you say suelta yeah
, that means like you're, you'rea hoe, you just basically
calling somebody a hoe.
Yeah, okay, I got it, but suciocould mean many things, like
(09:22):
you know.
You could like the kitchen isdirty, you could fart in the
corner.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm gonna call you a sucio sucio, I think I heard
that before.
I hope nobody said that to me Iprobably called you a sucio.
You probably did before we jumpinto the topic what's that guy?
Anybody watch pose?
Yes, okay, what's that guy.
What's the main character?
Not the main character.
He's tell billy uh, billyporter, right, billy porter.
(09:47):
So he comes out what he says hehas aids now right oh hiv.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
So do you guys watch pose?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
okay, I know who he is.
Do the, do the, do the backdropof pull, because people I don't
know pose is about.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
He's the gay right, like the gay guy that yeah, he
wore like the hat with the drape.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know for one of them awards yeah, the one.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Then he wore like the tuxedo with the dress, the long
dress, right, yeah, that'sright but so pose is a show
about the drag queen ball scenein the 80s and right when that
was the height of hiv right andyou know so he does, he plays
his character.
I don't really.
I watch it like here and there.
He plays a character who hasjust learned.
(10:28):
I guess last season he learnedthat he got AIDS right hiv hiv.
He learned he got hiv.
You know he's, he's playing, heplays the hell out this part.
But recently he just came outit says he really does have hiv.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
So he never just find out, no, he, no, he always knew
, he just never told anyoneRight For the last 14 years he's
been living in shame for 14years and not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And he said that through this role in this show
he was able to kind of speak histruth.
And he felt that because whenyou got AIDS in the 80s it was
like a plague, right, that'swhat they call it.
It was a plague and so, like,what he's saying is that I
survived the plague because I'mhere to tell the story, wow, so
I just thought that's prettyimpactful.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Right.
I mean, I don't know why Ibrought that up, but we was on.
So it's kind of a messed up.
Segue into a work booze.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
The topic today is work booze.
Strap it up.
So what you're saying is noone's going to ever a work boo
ever again.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Exactly, basically, basically, what is?
What did y'all take on having awork boo?
Do y'all believe in work boo?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
like you know, they'd be like is that the same as
like a work husband, workhusband, work wife?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
office wife, all that stuff.
What do you?
What do you?
What do you have to say aboutthat?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
you guys are awfully quiet, I believe I believe it's
somebody that, um, you mightidentify with, um, as just, uh,
you might be spending like moretime with them, like y'all might
eat lunch like together, butlike every day y'all eating
lunch together, like you're noteven like spreading your time
around your friends, like you'refocusing on this one person and
(12:02):
y'all might do like like littlespecial things together.
But you know the relationshipcan be strictly platonic, but
other people on the outsidelooking in will automatically
assume that you guys are doingsomething that you guys are
doing something, because y'allspend so much time together.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
That's true, but it's probably true because men and
women can't just be friends, youdon't believe that, oh, I
believe men and women can befriends, absolutely Somebody has
One of that connection.
Either side, maybe both, buteither one of those sides has
some type of feelings.
Now maybe they suppress them,but they got some feelings.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I disagree also.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
It's impossible, but I'd say 80% of the time.
You're my friend.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's different.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
So you're saying that you're in love with me, so it's
not impossible, but think aboutit you didn't answer my
question how much time you're inlove with me, okay?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
so so we're gonna stay with workplace booze.
But think about it.
How many times?
So let's put it like this ifyou go percentages like not
every time, but percentages whena man and woman is really
really close and they're justclaiming friendship, how many
times do you think at least oneof that other person wish it was
more percentage wise?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
probably more than 50 .
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yes, I'll say that, probably more than 50, but I
think that there is apossibility and probability that
it can totally be platonic it'shard, it's hard it's definitely
hard, especially if they, ifone has feelings it's gonna come
out one way or another but Ican honestly say that I have
friends that are guys that arereally like my friends but are
(13:45):
you?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
are you using the word loosely saying?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
no like.
I've known these people for 20years they could come to your
house.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
They came to your house but how do they feel about
you, though?
Do you know that they?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
never.
They never try to screw youanything.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
No and that's what I'm saying, like so, and they've
met, like my husband, likethey've come, you know they talk
to him on the phone, for youknow different things, like you
know if they have, you know.
So it's like they're genuinefriends, like I've hung out with
their wives, like I've, youknow, gone to visit them if they
live out of state and I'vestayed with the family.
You know what I mean.
So it's like a real you know.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And here's the other thing is that I think that there
are women most a lot of womenthat get along better with men,
because women can be catty witheach other.
So women are very toxic witheach other, and so when you have
those kind of women in yourlife that can't be supportive
you know strength building womenthen you lean towards the men,
(14:38):
who are not dramatic at all.
There there's no drama, there,it's just chilling.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You have laughs, there's still drama, but you do
know, a man will lay in the cutfor as long as it takes until he
until that one vulnerablemoment and again, I'm not trying
to give up, man, man I feellike you're speaking from
experience let me find out,you're a
Speaker 2 (15:06):
tiger.
What is that noise?
It's not easy, do y'all hear?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
that.
That's my ride.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
What the fuck you hear that it's a whole club.
Oh, really, I didn't know.
It's a whole bike club, ohshoot.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That sounds like some good background stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I love it, love it, love it but you know what I
believe?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
some good background stuff, I love it.
But you know what?
You know what I believe?
I believe men and women couldbe friends after they reach a
moment when something happened.
Either the woman said, no, um,he don't ever think he's gonna
get her.
Uh, they did do something.
Now they remain friends, right?
Um, it's, it's hard, I.
I just think it's hard for aman and woman to be strictly
friends like.
I met you.
We're just friends like, andnobody never thought about,
(15:49):
nobody, never tried anything.
I never seen you naked anythingif they're attracted to each
other that's the one clause,right, that's probably the
clause.
If they're not attracted to eachother, then it's possible.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
There's nothing there but if there's attraction so
you can't be a good lookingperson and just have a friend of
the opposite sex.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I mean, I think sometimes friendship is like the
foundation of a relationship.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That's right.
That's true.
Some women like, yeah, I wantto marry my best friend.
It's like okay, Right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Hi, I'm here.
Hi, how are you?
But when you say workplacebooze because there's a
difference between I don't know,maybe there isn't work wife,
work, husband, and then likehooking up at work, what do you?
What do you mean?
As workplace booze?
I mean because, for me, hookingup at work, I at the office,
(16:39):
I'm not trying to shit where Ieat but, believe it or not, a
lot of people do a lot of peopledo, but I don't want.
I don't want it like stay away.
This is strictly professional.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
So I feel like me.
Personally, I don't want toopen my own door, right?
So if, if, therilla, if youwere walking and you know you're
, you know my coworker and youopen the door for me, like, or
if we go and you pay for mylunch, you know you're, you know
my co-worker and you open thedoor for me, like, or if we go
and you pay for my lunch, youknow what I mean like, is that
(17:10):
considered a workplace boo?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
that's just being a gentleman, right but no, it has
to be more consistent than thatit has to be.
Maybe we're eating lunch everyfriday like it's almost but what
if you don't have any otherfriends?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
you know for me like I go to work and like I have,
you know, co-workers, obviously,but it's like I don't indulge
in a lot of the shenanigans thatgo on, like you know, in in my
office.
So if I want to eat with oneparticular person, you know what
I mean, or whatever, becausethey don't deal with the
shenanigans either.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That would be considered, and if it was
opposite sex, that would beconsidered my workplace bill is
what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
definitely, yeah, somebody that you're consistent
with.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's all about consistency.
Yep, that would be your work,husband.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yep, that's where it starts right there, that little,
that little spark maybe youguys didn't give it an actual
name, but if you constantlygoing somewhere with the
opposite sex, you guys are goingout, you're, you're meeting up
and, um, I don't know, meetingup with the street.
Um, you go say hi to him everymorning.
You, that's your work, that'syour workplace.
Boo, whether you, you like itor not, right?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Bringing them coffee or um.
Oh, could you just run out withme real quick?
I want to go get some makeup, Iwant to go get my nails done.
Can you come with me?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Like those little things just doing that kind of
stuff while you're at work?
What if you get your pedicurestogether?
Does that consider?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
work for you?
Oh shit, you don't need.
You got dating at that point.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
What if the other person doesn't get color?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Okay, so I okay so wonder if you have your
significant other, you find outthat they doing all this with
this other person?
Speaker 5 (18:49):
would that make you?
Mad yeah, I mean, is shewilling to come clean the house?
Well, I'm just let's just sayyou know, too.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
No, but just let's say, you know let's say, you
know that for some reason, youknow that they're not, you know,
intimate anything like that.
They just awfully close at work.
That, would that bother you?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
yes, because that's an emotional relationship right,
exactly, I think cheating Ithink, I think, I think an
emotional connection is is worsethan cheating like physically.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yes, it is that's because you don't use a damn lie
.
You believe the same thing well, remember, remember.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Women usually don't engage until they have an
emotional right.
So it's like a double whammyfrom the woman's side.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Right, which is a double standard.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Not only did she give herself physically, but she
gave herself emotionally too.
That is totally messed up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right.
Once a woman becomesemotionally involved.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
The man could just give it up and he's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I mean, but it's just a physical thing sometimes for
men.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I think you're biased , no, but it's just a physical
thing sometimes for men, I thinkyou're biased.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, and it's the truth.
You know, a guy could do it andjust walk away.
I mean, some women could do it,but most guys could do it and
walk away and not think ofanother person.
But you women, once you startgetting them feelings and start
calling them and thinking aboutthem and all this other stuff
you went into a whole new leveland you know that's totally
different than just wham bam.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Thank you, ma'am.
Deny it, let me hear you denythat.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I think there's some truth to it, but I also think
that there's some women who wantthe wham bam.
Thank you, ma'am.
No, it is.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
No, I'm not saying it's not, but what I'm saying is
okay.
Statistically, women becomemore emotional than guys do.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, Right Not in 2021.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, well, you got shows like Pose.
That changed it.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
No, no no, because these men are built differently.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They are feeling catchers I think it's a
different generation there aresome sensitive men out there
though.
I think it's a differentgeneration though.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
We could talk all day about that, but I think, as
okay, I think that as men getolder, they're more emotional
than women as women get older.
If that makes so, as the womangets older, she gets less
emotional, and as the man getsolder, he gets more so it's like
there's some there could besome truth to that.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
There's like a reversal of roles.
Yeah, I, I can.
I can see it to a little tosome extent.
Yeah, I can see that is it?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
is it they get more emotional?
Or they just start showingemotions because you give.
If he never gave you anyemotions and he gave you like 5%
emotion.
You just think he's emotionalbecause you've never seen him
before.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
But I mean well to you.
He would be getting moreemotional and you would have
something to base it on, rightLike if he never showed it.
But you know, in my experienceI feel like as a man gets older,
either he's showing the emotionmore because maybe he doesn't
care, or you know it's a, or hejust is becoming more emotional
in his old age.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, I know what I think.
I think from 16, 15, 14.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
The man is thinking with his dick well, he's up that
until 45 or 50 right, and thenonce he's dead.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Once the dick ain't working right then he's like I
gotta start thinking aboutsomething so that's probably
like 50 ish, you think aboutpeople in their sexual prime.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Women hit their sexual prime at an older age and
men at a younger age, so you'rejust like oh baby don't leave.
So it makes sense that an olderwoman just wants to fuck and
yeah so what you're saying atwork?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
we need to watch out for the older women.
Get you a cougar at work.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
So you're saying, if there's like oh, like right, you
would be like the ones that areabout to retire before she walk
out the door at her retirementparty like what's up I know
you've been here for 35 years,but let me, let me talk to you
for a
Speaker 1 (22:17):
second you're about to get that pension, let me get
some of that pension baby.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Some of that, some of that insurance right right,
some of that pension for thispenis.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
So you guys are okay with work booths, then that's
what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
There's a thin line.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Okay, here you go.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Just like Mac was saying, it's tough to navigate
that line.
I mean.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It is.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, you walk a fine line, I think, because the more
you hang out with a person youknow, like I said, a friendship
is the foundation of arelationship.
Like you're, basically you'rebuilding a relationship with
somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Right, you also got to think too.
We spend most of our time.
Well, most people spend most oftheir time at work than they do
at home.
Yeah, with their coworkers timeat work than they do at home.
Yeah, with the co-workers, you,you would.
You at work eight plus hours.
You get home literally enoughto eat dinner and go to bed most
times, in most, most cases, andso you have more interactive
time with the people at workthan you do at home.
(23:17):
You know you're spending morequality time with that, like
with that person in your ownfamily right, yeah, but I mean
not, maybe not intentionally,but you know you at work, you
working close to people, you seea person every day, me for one.
How many times well, I stilltalk to the guys probably how
many times you walk past someoneat work?
You like the way they smell andthen you walk in somewhere else
.
I just say you're in the malland you know you smell that
(23:38):
smell.
Somebody in my job smells likethat.
So it's rare and it's sadbecause Look at Mac.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Sometimes you Mac, don't you work with mostly men?
Actually no.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
But y'all know what I'm talking about, right?
So you spend most of your timeat work, and so it's naturally I
don't want to say for all of usNaturally.
It has some attraction to thepeople that you see constantly
and that's always in your face,right or wrong.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Or that you maybe weren't attracted to them, but
the more time you spend withthem you're like, oh okay, this
person is cool.
People grow on you.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I think people can grow on you just by, like you
said, the many encounters, themany interactions.
That's why I go back toconsistency.
That's why I say with theworkbook it has to be
consistency.
Not somebody that you just seeat work and you say hi, and
y'all may go to lunch, like oncea month.
No, that person that you'regoing to lunch like maybe every
Friday or every other day, oreven if y'all not even going out
(24:38):
for lunch, like y'all mightbring y'all lunch, and then at
the same time every day,everybody's conjugating in the
lunchroom and y'all having lunchand then y'all having all these
different conversations andjust talking about everything.
And then, you know, peoplestart sharing and start opening
up.
So once you start, like I said,once you develop that
relationship, I think anythingcan happen at that point.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
So tell us about your work.
Blue Thriller.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Maybe not, Maybe not it all starts with the Christmas
party, so it starts there.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
It always starts with the christmas party, so it
starts there.
It always starts at thechristmas party.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
So.
So what happens is when youstart having those like like
thriller was saying, you havethose conversations and then all
of a sudden it morphs intoyou're talking about your home
life, right, you're talkingabout what's, what's going on
with that, and then it starts tolike blossom from there yes,
it's at the christmas party.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
So it's at the christmas to go down is and the
christmas party is always theanchor for all of that, always
you see that person lonely andall the things you're like, oh,
they know, you know this personis, you know, looks pleasing to
my eyes.
But now it's a christmas party,they got a dress on and you're,
like he said, pleasing to myeyes and I know last week she
was crying because her husbanddid this and did that.
You know, know, let me go.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Let me go see that's that vulnerable moment that you
were talking about.
Yeah, that's that tiger momentyou sound like you when you
started talking.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
you're like, okay, See her in that dress.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I see her in that dress.
Let me go talk.
Watch her walk away.
I can now pounce Right.
Your voice changed.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Tell us about your work.
Boo, he sounded like a predatorat that moment.
He just gets all alone.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Whatever?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
As I turn to the corner.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
See, I know, I see the problem is with you guys.
You guys don't you're trying towatch what you're going to say?
I mean, naturally, we all aregoing to probably watch what we
say, but you guys are open towork boos.
I know it.
I know you are.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I could tell I was gonna say maybe on my side, but
my partner's side, no, I'm notopen to it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Let's get that clear but you know what is?
A lot of people they jointogether in in all different
time types of of arenas.
So it's naturally to beattracted to other people,
because we're naturallyattracted to each other, men and
women.
So it's hard to say, yeah, I'mgoing to work, I'm not going to
look at anyone, I'm not going tobe attracted to no one.
I don't believe it.
(26:58):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
It's tough because you think about, like initially
you're like, okay, that doesn'tsound so bad.
Like, okay, you, you know, eatlunch with someone all the time
and it may start off at leastwhat you think is a platonic
situation.
But then you know, you start,like you said, getting to know
the person and what they like,like the foods they like.
You know, okay, I know you likepizza, you want to go get some
(27:21):
pizza.
You know what I mean, stufflike that.
And then you you catch yourselflike slipping.
That's the scary part is thatyou know it's a slippery slope,
you know into something that youweren't planning on and you got
a whole like situation at home.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You know so see, that's the difference, though,
because a woman, she now startsto get emotionally attached,
whereas a man we just like okay,this is for the moment, and we,
we, good is it always, though?
no, no, I'm sure it's not alwaysthink, think in terms of
percentages, always right.
So I say for man, you know,it's, it's more for the moment,
(27:55):
for the woman, it's thatbuilding progression of wow, it
feels good to talk to this man,he's, he's listening to me.
You know, blah, blah, blah, youhear that kind of stuff, right,
and then you know from there.
Well, so let me tell you know,blah, blah, blah, you hear that
kind of stuff, right, and thenyou know from there.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well, so let me tell you a story, because this
recently happened to one of myfriends.
So he's in a relationship, I'mmarried and he recently I guess
he even initially started seeinga woman at work.
I want, I want to say seeing,because he, they were just
friends.
Um, he said they were justtalking, you know, they was
(28:29):
texting each other, you know,just playing around like kind of
kind of flirty, but it wasn'tlike he said, it wasn't like
like, like raunchy, anythinglike that we're.
And they both were married, hesaid not too long ago.
He said they all went out todrinks and stuff and of course
(28:50):
everybody in the department gotdrunk, and her included, and
they started kissing and it ledto whatever he said.
For months they've been goingback and forth, screwing each
other, whatever they bothmarried screwing each other,
whatever they're both marriedscrewing each other.
And he said that he wanted tocut her off because she's
starting to get kind of.
You know she starts talkingabout oh, you know, I think I
(29:11):
need to.
Oh, is that me?
Oh, he said I need to startcutting her off because she's
starting to say things likewhat's your wife doing yeah,
that type of stuff.
What's your wife doing?
Um, yeah, that's type of stuffwhat your wife doing.
Oh, um, did she cook for youtoday?
Why didn't she cook for you?
So he said.
She started like basically justpointing out everything bad
about his wife.
Then she started saying that,oh, I think I'm gonna leave my,
(29:33):
I'm gonna leave my husband.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
so he's like okay, see, so he knows where this is
going, yeah but wait a secondlike time out so you go back to
the whole, like the cooking andwhat his wife like.
If she's bothering him aboutthe wife.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Like she had to get that information from somewhere
From him Because he's thinkingremember in his mind, we friends
, I can share anything with you.
We just fucking, I can shareanything with you.
So yes, he's giving herinformation, but in his mind
he's just sharing with his boy.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Whatever, but I think what I'm saying saying is where
did they cross the line?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I mean other than this to cheat.
When they started having sex,I'd say, when they start talking
about you, if you startbringing your home life into
that conversation, that's,that's, that's a killer right,
you're gonna, naturally starttalking about the negative
things right it's just a naturalthing to do when you're talking
to someone from the oppositesex.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
You're setting yourself up at that right
because for me it's like okay ifyou could tell me these things
about negative about your wife.
I know everything about thelady.
I know what she likes to eat,like you know whatever it's.
It's almost like I could neverbe in that situation because you
would treat me the same way.
You know what I mean, so it'slike you know that information
(30:42):
has to come from somewhere yeah,let me tell you where women
mess up.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
We always like to know what the male perspective
is, so we probably sometimesfeed too much information right
because you always want a maleperspective of what's going on
yeah, right, yeah and that'swhere women mess up with that.
Yeah, and they allow themselvesto be pounced on because that
leads to vulnerability.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, right, because as you're talking about it, your
emotions are swirling.
He's listening, yep, and youremotions are swirling.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
And then you get vulnerable and right, right, yep
, but men do it too, men do ittoo, men do it too percentages
though come on oh yeah, I thinkyou're not gonna have no guy
saying oh, my wife but you know,the more like somebody
complains about theirsignificant other.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
it's like that work boo or whoever that person is
You're like OK, well, maybe Idon't want to be your work boo
anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Because you're going to complain about me, that's
true.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You know what I mean.
Like, yeah, what do?
Speaker 5 (31:37):
you say about me when I'm not here.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
You know what?
It's a double-edged sword.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I've seen some of the craziest relationships at the
workplace blow up in their face,Blow up bad.
I'm talking about seeing peopleopen dating, dating each other
and their spouses show up to theoffice and try to kill them.
I want to go look, see that Iknow right.
I've seen some of the craziest.
I've seen people get pregnantby the person they work, boo,
(32:03):
and then their wife show up andit's just as crazy as I think
they just when you start doingall that stuff, you just
crossing all kinds of lines.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's too much.
You just even dating somebodyin the office like forget all of
the affair stuff, Just datingsomebody that you work with.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Oh, you're talking about like a regular
relationship, it's too much.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
It is.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Because you have, you know know, situations at home,
personal situations with eachother.
You have to go to work and seethis person.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh yeah that's too much, well, and you know what,
and a lot of people's offense.
I've seen a lot of people datefor years in the office and they
met.
They're married now and so Imean it works.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But you know they do.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
They purposely split people up like that right once
again Once they get one youcan't be a boss.
Right Once they once, once it'sopened and they split them.
I mean so I seen both.
I seen terrible.
You gotta go.
I seen.
So what's the worst you've seenin office?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's in my office.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I went to so many people from your office.
Why listen to this?
You might not want to talkabout them.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Maybe, maybe not, and I plan not to talk about them.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
We want names, we want it.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So security numbers I have to tell you the truth that
in my office I try to stay outof all of that shit.
I don't want to know what'sgoing on.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I really, but you do know, but you don't want to.
That comes to me.
That is a rumor that I cannotconfirm or deny.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
So yeah, and all honestly, I think behind every
rumor is some type of truth toit, some type of truth.
What is it where smoke is real?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
quick no, that's true .
Every time you hear like arumor it's.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I do believe there's something true but then I've
also seen people that you knowtake information and exaggerate
it and and twist it and twist it.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Who's the messenger?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
spread it around and then it just it's like telephone
.
It grows and grows and grows,and then the message at the end
is completely wrong like thetelephone game.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah yeah, definitely a room.
A room will always manifest tosomething else.
Once you tell one person likeyou said, you know they hear
their version of it and thenthey regurgitate it to one of
their friends and it just youknow, it just becomes sinister
at that point.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
And depending on it.
Depending on it because I'mgoing to talk about a rumor.
It was actually a rumor that Ithought was about me and
Thriller matter of fact, so inmy not like that.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Wait a minute.
It's a party in here, sosomebody came to me was like.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
They was like yo.
I got to ask you a question.
I was like what?
It's a female she's like.
I heard something about you.
I said what'd you hear about me?
She's like.
I heard that you like messingwith girls and getting duped up
the butt with a dildo.
I said what the fuck, are youtalking about that?
You like that?
Right said whoever she saidtold her, do you like that?
No, but what I'm saying iswhoever she said told her said I
(34:45):
did it with her and I was likeI was like I don't, I don't, I
never did that.
And she's like, oh no, she'ssaying is you you the only
light-skinned guy in your officewith dreads?
So I was like, nah, I'm not theonly like person in the office
with dreads.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I said it was, but I said, I said, I said I'm beyond
sure that's not him.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I don't know that's not him.
She's like nah, that's one ofy'all, one of y'all y'all niggas
.
You know she's talking what'sone of y'all niggas, kind of
find, that was another guy thathe was new and he had dreads and
I was like, but the whole rumorwas she.
She said everybody was talkingabout it like it was me or him
and I was like God.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
But you just said that every time you hear a rumor
, you feel like there's a littletruth to it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
So it is, so, it is, so it is some truth to it, but
it just wasn't the guy with theright guy with the dreads.
So it's truth to the rumor, butit wasn't the right person,
basically.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Oh, I'm going with.
It was you and you like to tellthose things.
Listen, listen, maybe you liketo.
Those are your.
The rumor wasn't about me.
Do you have dreads?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
do you have?
So yeah, so I mean the work,the workplace would be a shady
place.
So I don't know, I don't knowwhat to tell y'all.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, the workplace is definitely shady because at
one point it was a rumor goingaround that I had slept with
this woman and I'd never sleptwith her, and she started the
rumor.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, I guess she wanted it to be true.
Yeah, I, I.
I agree with a bit.
I had some rumors was peoplesaid that I slept with them.
I was like no, I never did that.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I never did that ever what's the point of a woman
doing that though well, I wasshe necessarily lying.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Is what I'm saying, like you guys say no, but it was
gonna make it even less likelyto happen that honestly this,
this new generation women.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I believe it.
But back in the day womenprobably wouldn't do that.
But I think now some of thesewomen lie so much and so bad
that I believe that they.
They, some people, some womenjust want to be like in an in
crowd and they want to be likeoh okay, yeah, I had him and all
this other stuff, just like itwas.
It was a woman in my officethat told another girl that I
was, I was stalking her andtalking.
I was like I don't even knowwho she was, I don't even know
(36:51):
her name, and she would swap itdown.
I did.
And then, when, when I told theperson that I didn't do it and
she went back to it, she said ohI, she's like I never told you
that.
She said she said, tyson, Iswear to god, she told me that
and then now she's denying it.
I'm like y'all.
I'm like I don't want you, wantme to tell you I ain't never
did.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
But how do you get involved in stuff like this?
I don't know some women.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Just, they just want to be a part of something and
they just want to I don't knowbe loved, I guess so what do you
feel about workplace booze?
what I feel.
You know what you know.
I don't have a feeling about it, but I do know that it happens
and and have I have, I went outwith people and and you know,
went out with them on a scheduleand yes, I have.
(37:30):
But in your mind you're notthinking like this, my workplace
boo.
But the more you talk aboutlike damn, that could be kind of
my boo, that you know, ifsomeone on the outside looking
in and be like okay, theyfucking, yeah, I mean they.
But in your mind you you couldclearly be innocent, like, oh,
sometimes you just feelcomfortable.
Sometimes you, even with guys,we want to be a place where you
feel comfortable and sometimesyou feel comfortable with one
(37:51):
particular person.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
As Mac plays the violin in the background, no one
was supposed to know that brothat was just for us, but it's
true.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
We don't got the video on today.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
You're right, but it's true.
I mean, I do understand it.
I can understand how a personcan get caught up, and I do
understand that, so that's why Itry my best to keep it.
What are those things that thehorses wear?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
The blinders.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
The blinders, the blinders, and then try to mind
my goddamn business, there yougo.
To mind my goddamn business,there you go, because you know
what Men get reckless as hell.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I know this guy, Whatever One of my old jobs this
guy.
He was a vice president brothertoo, and he operated a whole
call center.
He got caught up.
So I mean, what's wrong withthese people, right?
So he's on, so they're all onphones, right, and he can
monitor everybody's conversationas they talk to the customers.
So he got this little thinggoing on with one of the girls
(38:45):
in the call center.
So he actually taps into thephone and him and her are having
a conversation over the callcenter line.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Really.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
And didn't realize that also the bigger brass can
monitor as well, and theymonitor randomly Right the one
time he was with her having thiswhole chat about what they did
last night, what they're goingto do tonight, Wait.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So now everybody's listening why this is going on.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yes, they're his bosses.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Right.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Like SVPs of the company.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Right, so he's an asshole, because he could have
told them that he was on.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
They heard the whole conversation, man, and they
fired him and let her stay.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
He.
They fired him and let her stay.
He could have texted her thatshit Right, Like how stupid can
you be?
And his wife.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
We get so damn reckless though.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
That's just.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You haven't done anything reckless in your life
when it comes to relationships.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Men are sloppy, we get so sloppy I definitely have
you, guys need to learn from us.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Guys get sloppy.
You know why we get sloppy?
Because we get complacent.
We get complacent, then we getwe.
It's just like we just take, Ithink, for granted.
Because you ain't get caughtthis time, you're gonna keep
doing it.
You ain't get caught that time.
So the more you don't getcaught, the more you get out of
stuff, the more you you get lazy.
You're like, next thing youknow, you damn near leaving your
phone open.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Your phone open for look at it and that's that's
such a good point.
Why is the phone probably thenumber one catalyst for all?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
like every situation that goes bad in a relationship
is always usually starts withthe phone, because it always
goes down because the phone,since the start of the phone,
since then I guess iphones cameout, andrews, all these phones,
that's um, have all this.
Oh damn you.
The phone is your life, so youfeel secured, so you have your
life.
You have everything in yourlife right there.
So the moment somebody gets ahold of it, they got a open book
(40:27):
to your life.
So you feel secured, so youhave your life.
You have everything in yourlife right there.
So the moment somebody gets ahold of it, they got an open
book to your life.
I mean you got your credit cardstatements in it.
You got your bank statement,everything.
You got your texts, you gotyour emails.
You got your social media, yougot your pictures, you got
Pornhub.
You got everything on yourphone.
So anybody want to get accessto this porn hub.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Have an app.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
I don't know they should right I don't think so.
I don't want to see.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
You know what they're not going to show up.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
It's nice you know I don't want to talk about porn
hub do y'all know do y'all knowthat that podcast we did.
What about um porn porn hub?
The most watched, the mostwatched, that is trashy.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
What is it?
What's it called susio?
No, people like drama, peoplelike like all that high all that
sex, oh, that, that particularepisode I was talking about oh
yeah I have great descriptiveabilities, you know?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I gave great descriptions oh, are you talking
about that?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
couple that was doing all that sex.
Yeah, you tell you know theymarried didn't that was doing
all that sex.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, how do you know they're married?
That's how they advertise.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I mean, they're pretty friends.
I don't want to get off track,that's not my business.
I'm like what's their nameagain.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Right, that's because sex sells.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah, facts.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Do you think they sell at the workplace?
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Mac.
Have you ever had a workplace,boo.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
No, I never have.
Oh, you're full of shit.
At least that I'll claim.
I'm not trying to get nobody introuble.
But, babe, you know it's allright I love you, baby.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I got your back.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
He's like I'm glad you got to keep your job when we
had that phone call.
Thank you.
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