February 10, 2025 • 50 mins
*Lost Episode Season *
Ever wondered what happens when edibles turn into unexpected adventures? From hilarious tales of temporary paralysis to debates on feeling superhuman, we share firsthand stories that reveal the unpredictable nature of edibles. We even ponder the societal impact of marijuana legalization and its role in acknowledging or potentially increasing drug use. As conversations unfold, comparisons between the dangers of alcohol and marijuana emerge, along with surprising insights into states taking bold steps in legalizing more potent substances.
Cigarettes, cigars, and blunts—each carries its own social perception. We chat about the unattractive aspects of cigarette smoking, sharing experiences of navigating public spaces and social settings as a smoker. The conversation then meanders into addiction, examining how tobacco and even the act of smoking can transform routines into lasting habits. Curious insights are shared on how substances like alcohol or weed can influence intimacy, with personal perspectives adding a layer of relatability and intrigue to the discussion.
Our journey takes an unexpected turn as we delve into the luxurious yet bizarre world of cat poop coffee, prompting laughter and skepticism in equal measure. As we question the curious origins of Kopi Luwak and share stories of celebrity cannabis lines, an unexpected discussion on dolphins and their peculiar interactions with humans arises. Myths, legal quandaries, and anecdotes intertwine, offering a blend of humor and incredulity that promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure. Join us for this eclectic episode where no topic is off-limits and every story has a twist.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I mean, you guys ain't got to get quiet now.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This recording I thought you were going to play
the intro.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I don't need no damn intro.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So you changing up shit.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
No, I mean we're just talking shooting the shit.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You're just freestyling.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, just freestyling.
I always get to put in somemusic later on.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I mean, that's what happens when you do post-editing
.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What's in that big ass jug you got over there water
.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, what's in your big ass jug?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I ain't got no, big ass jug, I got little jokes
exactly exactly we were talkingabout edibles.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What, what is that one?
What are your experiences withedibles?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I feel like you have to be a weed smoker on a daily
basis, like multiple times inorder to handle the gummies and
like the cookies and browniesand all that you know that that
shit is so dangerous, though younever know how much to take I
think it just creeps up on you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you don't know how much to take and it is
absolutely dangerous.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
One of my friends.
We went on this trip and myfriend was eating a brownie.
We ate some brownies and weliterally had to rush him to the
hospital because he wasfreaking out.
He talked about his heart wascoming out of his chest.
So it's just, you never know.
(01:29):
I mean, I don't even think theperson in making it know how
much they're putting in it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They're just like making it up.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, it depends.
You know now, weed is legal,and so they have the
dispensaries.
Dispensaries have edibles.
They do sell the edibles.
You just have to know what totake and what your tolerance is.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, I guess at the dispensary it's probably more
manageable.
They could tell you exactly howmuch is it, what is it and what
this?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
is true, it's definitely more potent.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's regulated yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, that's nice to know, I guess yes, nice to know.
Have you guys had any messed upexperiences?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
oh boy well, I, a friend of mine, was saying that
the first time she took anedible um, I don't know how much
she took or whatever, but shesaid she felt paralyzed we mean
paralyzed like she fell facedown on her bed and was trying
(02:26):
to change the channel, but likefor some reason she couldn't
like press the buttons.
Like oh, jesus, too hard for herto do it and she ended up on
college softball.
So she just had to lay thereand watch.
I was like oh my god.
And then she went downstairsand ate all of her kids eas
Easter candy that she had gottenthem.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
A friend of mine as well went out of the country and
had a piece of a gummy and atethe gummy and was like
completely paralyzed and so likewe had to check on her.
And when we checked on her shewas like shh, like I'm solving
all the world's problems.
(03:09):
Right now she's like I'm aboutto cure cancer.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh my god, oh jesus christ, it gives you life.
That's not like, that's notlike crack, right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, she said all of the like.
You can see the equationsrunning in her head.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh my goodness it's a movie like a beautiful month
yeah, or like um.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What's the movie where they have that drug that
you take?
It's on um, you take it and itgives you like superhuman powers
oh, um, and what was it called?
It just came out recently well,they had a show about it.
I think the show was numbersokay oh, I've, okay, I've, but
there was, it was a movie, itwas an actual movie I've seen it
like completely depletes youafter you come off of your high,
(03:48):
but when you're on the high youare completely superhuman right
, it wasn't the one with the guyhe had.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He could turn off like fire or something like that
.
I don't remember.
Yeah, he had.
It was a guy with a fire.
If we're talking about the sameshow, the guy took the pill.
He could be on fire.
One guy was strong.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It did something different for everybody, right
yes yeah, okay somethingdifferent for everybody, but it
just.
You were like immortal,basically on this pill.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's what the gummy did for your friend, yeah, well
drugs is drugs is a hell of athing, but but what about?
What do I think about the weed?
Weed being legal Marijuana?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just think it's about time, like it's natural.
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I mean, I know a lot of people say they're against it
because they think it's goingto cause problems.
I thought that day that itbecame legal I'm just going to
be walking everywhere.
Everybody's just going to besmoking.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What kind?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
of problems.
You know people say oh, youknow, know, we just promote and
drug use.
And then you got, you got toworry about the children, um,
smoking weed now, and you knowthere's a lot of a lot of things
that they think is going tohappen because it's already
happening right right.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So it's just regular.
So I have my feelings about itbecause realistically it's all
political, it's all about moneyum, and regulating brings you
money, and if you, if it wasn'tregulated and it was sold on the
street, the politicians hadtheir hand on that as well so
you know right, it's all aboutmoney and regulations and
politics.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Unfortunately, all jokes aside, alcohol is worse to
eat right, like how many peopleyou know, smoke a blunt and get
in the car and go kill somebodynot many not many no, or
they're not right advised youknow and that's it.
It wasn't, you know, legaluntil recently.
But like alcohol is legal,right does more harm and when?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
when they legalize marijuana here, wasn't it uh?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
some country like in the mid, some uh state in the
midwest also legalized, likemethamphetamine and what yeah,
oh we gotta research that Idon't know one of those states,
so so what's the rationalebehind it?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
probably the same thing.
You're gonna buy meth anyway,might as well give me, that's
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I mean that's fucked up.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
When did we thought like that?
When did they thought like okay, you know what, let's just make
money off all these, all thesedrug addict Eventually.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
That's where we will go, correct.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, I mean cause.
I mean if you, if you think I'mjust trying to complain,
devil's advocate, if you thinkabout all the money that we put
into um, um, the substance abuseand treatment money, you, we're
gonna, we're gonna tax it.
So now you want to continue touse, you're gonna get taxed and
we're gonna make money off of it.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, we do with the opiates yeah, and I hate to be a
conspiracy theorist.
I'm, I'm not, I don't I don'tlabel myself a conspiracy
theorist, but if you reallythink about it, you know opiates
were regulated and then theytook them away from people and
you have this big heroinepidemic and fentanyl epidemic
and then now, like things willslowly legalize and then the
(06:46):
money will come in otherwise.
So I I do believe you know thatthey're.
It's all related yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't think just because they make it legal it's
going to make people go outthere and use it.
You have the people that'salways going to find it right
and they're going to find thepeople that's going to stay away
from it and just I don't thinkit's anything.
I just don't see people like,okay, it's legal, now I can go
use it.
I just don't see that happening.
If they were going to use it,they were going to use it right
right that's just my opinion.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I mean maybe some cases where a person maybe have
better access to it, they mightuse it because they have access
to it maybe if they put, if theyput them like on, you know,
when you're checking out at thegrocery store and and those
things right by the um, likeit's right before you check out
and they have all like the candyand gum or whatever if they put
it there maybe like the energyshots, uh-huh no I know what
(07:31):
you're talking about you'retalking about that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I call it the last chance uh, stands exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So you know, that's, you know that's a promotion
right, and that's like, yeah, soit's a trick, but I fall for it
every time right, you stand inthe line I could use this, this
chapstick that I have 50 ofRight Ooh.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I'm really.
You never know those storesthat have the long lines and
they make you walk up the aisle.
When you walk up the aisle withall these little knickknacks
that you want to buy, you'relike oh yeah, I want some
candles for my bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You would never buy it if.
I would have bought it.
Just all right, it's gonna bemethamphetamine next, oh my gosh
can you imagine walking theline.
It's just like all differentweeds and coke and all kinds of
uppers and downers pick yourpoison right at the walmart line
and then with some nips, withsome nips.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So instead of like what, what's the smallest weed
bag you could get?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
uh, I don't buy weed on the street, so no, I don't
know, I mean back in the daythere used to be a tray bag.
No, they used to have tray bagslike that anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I think they saw them in eighths.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay, so quarters so the it would be like wait, they
don't sell nickel bags anymore.
No, it'll be like a 16th.
That'll be the nip.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wait so why don't we sell nickel bags?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
no more I mean, I don't, I don't know it's not my
profession, she's like what Ihad heard was what I imagine
like from what I hear is thatpeople buy them in eighths and
quarters those are smallerthough right, no, an eighth of
an ounce, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And a quarter of an ounce a quarter would be more
than an eighth right yeah,quarter is more than an eighth
I'm not really good at math yes,a quarter is more than an
eighth.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Damn, you're good so I why?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'm just?
I'm just curious.
I know you probably can'tanswer the question, I'm just
curious why our local drugdealer?
Like listen, why?
Why do you guys not do quarterbags anymore?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
nickel bags, nickel bags I think people's
consumption has just increased.
It's just not cost effective tobuy a nickel bag when, if you
smoke so much in a day, youmight as well buy the big amount
and save money?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
okay, so I may have to rethink a discount if you
it's like costco yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So I gotta rethink this now, because I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
back in the day we should come up with it.
We should do a Costco for weed.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Like a wholesale.
Yeah, weedco, weedco, yes,weedco.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Weedco.
So what are we doing?
What are we selling?
Are we selling?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
edibles, everything Oils.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Mm-hmm Butter, we thinking nothing special.
I bet you.
I bet you, it's already a wecoout there.
How much want to make a bed asa weco state dispenser.
Oh god wait, where's that?
That's on.
That's on the route one in umnew jersey, right they have them
all over the place garden statedispensary, yeah, I saw one in.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
There's one in woodbridge right on one and nine
right I've seen that there'sone down by the shore in eaton
town I think okay I've seen thattoo and I want to own one of
those what is the regulation?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
what is the regulation for owning a, a wheat
dispensary?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
because I looked into it.
I think they closed theapplications.
I guess they were getting toomany really for the state and
that was like last year.
I know I want to get a reallygood bakery, just to set up next
door to one of thesedispensaries.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
But it's not like they're walking out on a balcony
and smoking.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You never know.
I don't think they allow to.
Or you could go in high andthey were like oh shit, I see,
oh.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I see.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Well, once all of the regulations change, you'll be
able to smoke indoors.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You can go to a club and smoke weed is what I
understand like within the nextyear really like you, drink a
drink oh, I mean yeah, yeah, butthey should be able to do it
now because, considering um, theonly thing that might interfere
with.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
That is like the smoking laws, like the cigarette
smoking, because you can't evensmoke inside.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So they may have like a weed section no, you know
what?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I don't think they would do it.
You know why?
Because just based off of thesmoking part and not me, and I
don't, because the real smokewith cigarettes smoking.
Why can't we smoke ourcigarettes and make us smoke the
weed?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
well, cigarettes are grossly yeah now, that's another
topic.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, right sick yo.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's a badass habit it is cigarettes is bad.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I have to tell you guys something I secretly love
the smell of cigarettes that'snasty no, I think it's like from
childhood.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Do you like the smell of gasoline too?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
no because I hear that those two smell like people
distinctly enjoy those smellswell like because my mom smoked
probably every day until I waslike five and then she quit like
cold turkey, okay.
So I always enjoy the smell andmaybe it's because it's
associating, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
With your mom Right.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
With your mom, but I've always been weird.
I'm like, oh my God, ooh, likeI love the smell of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, no, I can't stand it Cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I never smoked a cigarette and I still didn't
like it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, it's a weird one of those things.
Isn't there a TV?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
show like that Alcohol and cigarettes mixed
together.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No no Alcohol, no Cigarettes and coffee breath.
Oh yeah, yeah, oh, my God, ohmy God, when I smell that, when
I smell somebody with somecigarette coffee where I'm like
please stop talking, go die.
That's why I could.
That's why I couldn't date noone with um that smoke
cigarettes.
Oh god, all grown up.
If they use smoke cigarettes, Icouldn't deal with you because
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you got to kiss them and thentaste that tar and all that it's
not good all right.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I mean right, that's all true.
I mean, I just like the smell,I don't like any of the extra
like you know what I mean thetaste or anything so can you
kiss somebody that smoke?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
no, I wouldn't be able to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay, so and I just like, just like when it comes,
like when the person's the smokelike I don't want it mixed with
your mouth, like I don't let mewait.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
What do you want, right?
Oh my god, that's the.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's the most terrible smell I ever smelled
well, maybe because I don'tsmell it so often.
But you know what I mean.
It's not so.
I don't like live with someonethat smokes, or I don't hang out
with people that smoke likestuff.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
You know it's very random yeah, so maybe, and now
you don't really smell it muchanymore because you can't smoke,
you can't smoke.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
You can't smoke nowhere again.
You can't do shit anywhere,right?
I feel bad for them too,because they'd be all huddled up
in one little area all closed.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Right, I never understood that, like how people
it'd be fucking freezingoutside and they have to go get
their cigarette.
What?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
they would be in the middle of a rainstorm trying to
yeah, stop the.
I'm like what are you doing?
Like they gotta have a fix?
Yeah, ugly habit it is.
We're sorry to our cigarettesmokers, we're not judging you.
Yeah, I'm trying to stop the.
I'm like what are you?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
doing, they got to have a fix.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, that's crazy, it's such an ugly habit, it is
we're sorry to our cigarettesmokers.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
We're not judging you .
Speaker 1 (14:09):
No, it's just an ugly habit.
Well, kind of Put it down babes, just put it down, put it down.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
There's places you can go to for help.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, oh, do you see the For such women?
I can't stand to see womensmoke.
It just looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Even Black and Miles, they smell good.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
They smell good, but they don't.
They smell good, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I have to be honest, I don't like cigarettes, but I
have smoked a cigar or two.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh, no, that's fine, that's different.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I've never done that.
I do, I feel a little sexy.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh, cigars again.
Cigars are okay, but you're notreally inhaling though.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
No, you're not, but they still smell.
What are you?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
supposed to do.
If you don't inhale Like, willyou die?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's about the taste.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Right.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So you just kind of like smoke it and then let it
out Like you lick it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah thing, lick it, jesus christ don't you see
people like, yeah, because theychew on the tobacco, right.
But see, I'm not like tripping,okay, I mean people do that
right yeah, yeah, okay, whatevera cigar is it yeah, cigars are
good.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I like I could see I could deal with that.
I could deal with a cigar womanwith red lipstick on and
smoking a cigar.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's I could do with that, that's because it
looks like a dick for you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's why excuse me it don't look like my dick well.
I mean, well, touche, right,it's brown.
Is your dick brown?
I don't know.
That's why I heard your dickwas brown and little like a
cigar, oh girl bye.
And so it's just.
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I don't know I could say Icould do.
I could deal with a femalesmoking a cigar, because that's
that's not, that's short term,that's not something that you're
gonna see all the time like ahabit or anything.
It's just socially yeah, evenwhen a girl smoking a blunt,
it's okay because it's not ashort term.
There's nothing like it's notlike a habit.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
They have to go outside in the snow and rain
right, exactly, exactly, exactly, I have to have this I'll be
looking like.
Is that serious?
Can you be addicted to weed?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
probably.
I think so.
You know, I think anything.
They say exactly so when youpeople that blunts, when you
smoke them in wrappers, that'stobacco.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So you do get addicted to the tobacco of the
blunt wrappers.
Right, but I think most people,at least from what I understand
, people that I've spoken with,they're what they're addicted to
.
Is the habit like that oralfixation.
Right, okay, they're addictedto, okay, so I had something to
eat, or I'm about to go out andI you know this is a habit as
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far as that's concerned, right?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
so they're addicted to the habit, not the actual
weed.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, okay but then I know people that are like avid
smokers and if a couple of daysthey are angry elves really.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, they're kind of like a withdrawal type of angry
like they.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Like they need a few days to get used to it.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh Jesus, oh yeah, I mean, it's something to think
about though.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, All right.
He's like should I kick myhabit?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I mean, I don't have that many habits.
I'm very like I'm just so happythat.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I don't have an addictive personality.
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, me either.
Well, sex maybe, I mean, Idon't, I don't count that
because that's, that's a natural, natural animalistic right,
exactly.
So how you ever had sex?
High, yes, or drunk yes oh okay, I mean I guess that's
everybody.
No, I know some people that saythey don't, they don't like to
do that while they before sex,they don't want to drink they're
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very silly I know, I know guys,that they say they take it,
takes them out.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'd be afraid that I would fall asleep, really fall
asleep, interesting like if yougot drunk if I was like high
drunk and then was doing it, Imight fall asleep because I'm
tired or drunk.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No Too drunk, I feel like you kind of feel the
sensations different, likeyou're more in touch with your
body.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
You're more in touch with your body?
Oh, because it could be.
Are you just high?
That's what it is.
You're just high.
No, this feels great.
You think you're a porn star inyour head and he was looking at
you like why is she just layingthere Right Drooling?
Well, damn, that's what's up.
You know what?
That might be an episode ofFamily Guy.
(18:36):
I don't know if you guys eversee it.
Okay, so what's the father name?
Peter, peter and Lois.
What's the father's name?
Peter, peter and Lois, lois.
There you go, peter and Lois.
For the whole cartoon they hada band.
So I guess when they were youngthey had a band, so they picked
up the instruments.
They was playing through thewhole cartoon.
They just showing how they wastraveling again and do a band.
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Then at the end they wasn'tdoing anything.
It was high as hell.
It was high as hell.
It was high as hell and theywere sitting on the stage
drooling and thinking, but theydidn't mind.
Anything is like a concerteverybody's looking at, like
what they like.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, I guess I would imagine the kind of high that
you have okay all right, wait, Ihave to say something, though.
Okay, I'm listening.
Y'all ever notice that peoplewith serious drug addictions,
like crack and all of that,right very fertile, very
freaking fertile like I thinkit's.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's um a fertility medicine?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I don't really know.
They have like kids back toback.
They are so fertile.
How are you on heroin andhaving sex?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
maybe no, or getting pregnant or getting pregnant.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You would think that would mess up the body and you
know it's messing up everythingexcept for their, except for the
stuff they're reproductiveright, it's like you know what
it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
To me it's like a study on that, because that
might be true yeah, why is thatthough?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
why?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
but what I'm more so saying not just that, although
you have a valid point, but okay, you see, people on heroin are
like tapped out to the sidemaybe it's the sensation when
they actually do.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh, yeah, that is.
I mean, they do get pregnant alot there has to be something
with like using heroin andhaving sex.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Because of all these motherfuckers got babies.
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Back to, back to every nine months yeah and and
and dealing with it like it'snothing, like it's crazy.
I just wonder if it's just, ifit's maybe it's killing all the
bad things that's in them andkeeping the good stuff, or maybe
it's just like keeping thereproductive system going.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, like some kind of super power that goes
directly there super ovariesyeah, it like puts a glow on
your ovaries.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
It's protected maybe it's like crystallizing
everything and making itprotected it that is true
because they even okay, look atcovid.
I don't know that is trueBecause they even okay, look at
COVID.
I didn't looking all overFacebook.
I ain't seen no crackheads dieyet of COVID.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
No, and you won't If their bodies get handled the
crack every day.
Covid ain't taking them out.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Okay, this is not funny.
I seen a crackhead that I knowthat I don't want to say crack
because you know that's notpolitically correct.
I I've seen a crackhead that Iknow that I don't want to say
crackhead because you knowthat's not politically correct.
I've seen a drug addictedperson.
Right, don't laugh, because wegot to say it's politically
correct.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's not as fun it's not as fun, but I've seen a
person that is addicted tosubstances that sounds crazy
complaining about thevaccination.
They was complaining.
It was like I don't know whatthe you know, I don't know what
the government trying to put in,but I was like in my head.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I know, I know this person's a drug addict I'm like
it's making is making your drugsright, but not even that you.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You shoot yourself up with all this stuff, but you
don't and don't know tellingwhat it is, and you scared about
a vaccination.
Same needle with the sameneedle, so I don't know.
It's a little weird.
It's a little weird, but youknow how do you guys feel about
that vaccine?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
um, I got mine not the j and j one.
No, I want not johnson andjohnson I'm not with that you
float around with have fetusesrunning through your veins.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So how do you feel about it?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm not.
I'm not for it why?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
what are your reasons ?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I typically I don't, like I don't get a flu shot
every year.
I don't me either.
I don't do any of those things,and I think my reason being is
that it just hasn't been testedlong enough, so we don't know
what the long-term consequencesare, and I need you know I I
just don't feel comfortablegetting it I, I definitely agree
with you everything you'resaying.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I thought about and I was not getting the vaccine.
Um, I work in, I work and dowork in a hospital.
I was working, working with adoctor, um, from what everybody
would say, I don't really knowhim, but they say he's like
really good, he's in, like he'san older guy too into medicine
and he's like very knowledgeableand he he sat down and he
explained it to us.
He was like listen, everything,you, all those things you said,
(23:11):
he said.
He said you know what?
It's just one of those thingshe said what his biggest fear
was which put him over the edgeafter doing research.
He said he feels there's gonnabe a time where we're gonna be
made to take the vaccine,probably especially and just how
things, how things are going.
And he said he did not want tocome to a point where you would
(23:33):
have to take the johnson andjohnson vaccine he said he said
it right out of the mouth andyou see what's going on with
them.
He said.
He said you never want to jumpon to um any kind of vaccination
, vaccination, vaccination, orum any kind of medication where
it's politically driven.
He said johnson, johnson ispolitically driven.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So let me tell you I talked to my doctor, who I trust
and I love he said somethingopposite shout outs to him
because so what he said is thathe he said, believe it or not,
despite the media talk aroundjohnson, and johnson that is the
one that he would lean to if hesaid what?
What the media is not tellingyou is that all three of the
(24:14):
vaccines have possibilities ofgetting blood clots, have
possibilities of other things.
And he told me his best friendis a doctor in california who
had the moderna shot oh, that'swhat I got, right yeah this lady
got the moderna shot and theyshe got blood clots in her arms.
They had to cut her arms off andthis is his friend who did.
(24:35):
He says I'm not.
It's not a story I read likethis is, my friend told me my
best friend told me this, so hesaid really the possibility of
getting blood clots and otherside effects come with all three
of the vaccines and he said, tobe very honest with you,
because the research is notsupporting what's going to
happen long term.
We don't really know nobodyknows he said it seems like
johnson, and johnson is theweaker of the three shots.
(24:58):
And he said I would rather havethe weaker one and have less of
the long-term side effects thanhave the the other two stronger
ones make make sense.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's what he said and I told him I'm not getting
it anyway and saying that, yeah,so I mean I don't, I think it's
it's definitely a choice.
It's a choice that I madebecause, you know, I'm in the
hospital, I'm working aroundconstantly, working around COVID
people, and I was just thinking, you know, I mean I think kind
(25:28):
of warped, I'm like, ah, I livemy life and you know I'd rather
test it on myself than worryabout my kids later on.
I'm not letting my kids take it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Now that my doctor said he's not giving it to his
I'm not giving it to my kids hesaid really, kids are not
dropping dead from this.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
They're not, they're not even like once in a blue
moon something one kid here, butthat's.
I was like that's not enoughthat you know it's like the one
in a million right, so I meanthat was the other thing he said
.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Statistically, you know, then I don't know, 80
million people got the johnsonand johnson or totally got
vaccinated, and maybe six ofthem you.
You hear the news about theseside effects.
He was like to me the numbers,you hear all of this stuff to
scare you.
But he said those numbers don'tdo anything for me, like it's
six people right, it really is.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
It really is even the johnson johnson's only like six
people with blood clots yeahand that's out of how many that
they gave out right, but it'sstill like.
It's still nice to talk about,though, because you know,
johnson, johnson can't even getbaby baby powder, right.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
So they messed it all up.
That's what I said.
They can't even get baby powder.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Right anyway.
So back to the drugs.
We.
This is what happened.
When you get high, you get offtopic.
Are you high?
No, I'm not high.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
No, I'm just saying that's one of the side effects
you get.
Off topic are you high?
No, I'm not high.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
No, I'm just saying that's one of the side effects.
You get off topic, you talkabout vaccinations and stuff are
you trying to say I'm high?
No, I'm not trying to say that.
I'm trying to say no you?
You know you are a child ofchrist.
Are you about to sing for us?
Go ahead, amazing Grace.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Necro Hymns.
Necro Hymns.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Let's open a dispensary.
Okay, why can't we do that?
I don't see why not you, justsaid they stopped giving
applications.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, I checked.
It was like last year, I don'tknow.
I didn't check again, so wewouldn't be the purpose to stop
probably too many applications,so what, like, they had enough
to choose from so what so they?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
what they don't?
They just say not approved, notapproved, not stopped.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You know, I, wonder if it's going to be like liquor
stores, where you could onlyhave certain like within, like
feet or something of each otherwell, that's well, that's,
that's local stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Let's like, that's like city.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You know, some cities say you know I think it'll be
like liquor stores you just payfor your liquor license, you pay
for your weed license and thenyou open your store when your
store, but that weed license isgonna be expensive it really is.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It really is because you're gonna have, because, look
, not only you going to have thelicense, you're going to be
able to store it, protect it,all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Now, what I'm down to open is not necessarily a store
, a dispensary, but a grow house.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Right.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
That's where you make your money.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Didn't we talk about you finding land near your house
?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure they have these
little farmlands out here in inpennsylvania.
They, uh, they've grown it onthe farm absolutely that's a
good idea because you distribute.
It's like the alcohol it's likea farm distribute to to all of
the stores, to the dispensersright, and then you get.
You got people that come to you.
But listen, I want to put mypackage on your weed, right,
(28:40):
like it.
But oh, I want to call it thisyou see, urkel, urkel got a new
weed I did not know the purpleurkel.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I did see him take a picture yes, he has a new weed
line.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's called I think it's called the purple urkel,
the purple urkel you know, man,my friend's gonna buy that.
Yes and I think um marthastewart has a cbd I'm not mad at
her yeah, cbd snoop of coursegot his own line, somebody else
just got it line up, we too whodid it.
I was like.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I was like holy shit, everybody, I feel like I trust
snoop's brand the most he's aconnoisseur right he's like a
reputation what red man, if methand red man come up together
with something?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
they do got one, wait , don't I think meth has one,
don't he?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
well, I'm there, let's go, let's go with it we
may get a chance to see him inperson.
I need a backstage, I think Iwanted him.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Some one of them has they have.
They have one they really haveuh did you see time out his um?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
he just turned 51 oh meth he is fine, I've never won
where he's fine, like we're finenow than he ever was yes, he is
like fine wine belgianchocolate.
I stared at the picture forlike five good minutes yeah you
know he's working out and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Now whatever he's doing, keep doing it do you
believe he um?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
he?
He has sex with wendy williamsno she said it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I mean she don't really like lie on her dick oh
wait.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Was that a pun intended?
What?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
were we talking about , oh, his weed line.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yes, so we will have to.
We have to do research.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm not interested in his weed do research.
I mean, I'm not either, butthat's an opportunity for us.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
We have tickets.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I'm there.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
So I'm gonna do a girl house.
A meth is not a vibe, what comeon why you gotta be a hater.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
You're a hater yo.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I'm trying to think how can we, how can we pull?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
it off negotiate the price yeah, I'm down for
negotiations well, somebody likethat, you would give it to him
for free.
You would let him get, becauseyou know he'll attract business
oh, that's like.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Have you seen that show on it's two chains show and
he um tries different things.
I remember he did a show a weed, different kinds of weed.
Yo he's, he's really smart he'svery smart and he tried this
different kind of coffee, thiscat poop coffee.
Have you heard of that?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
no, is that the one with the animal?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
they use animals, uh droppings yeah, so the cats eat
the coffee beans right and thenwhen they poop them out, there's
like it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It makes them taste amazing apparently but it's not
a cat, it's not.
It's not.
It's not a cat, it's some kindof um cat looking thing.
It's not a cat, it's not a cat,it's some kind of cat looking
thing, it's not a cat.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Something is an animal poop coffee.
And people eat that.
Yes, they try it.
They brew the coffee and itsupposedly tastes.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It's regular, it's a normal thing, whatever country
they're selling it.
But they have it over here too.
Now who?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
would buy it.
Like I'm confused, grossed out.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
No, it really well.
They claim it tastes reallygood I have to try to, you have
to, you have to try.
So what they do is it's theirdiet if you guys drink it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'm judging and I don't know if I would no, listen
, it's their diet.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
It's not like they eat and it's not like they eat.
And like you know, like theyare eating poop, no, listen.
So what they do is so look, butthink about it.
Just think about everythingelse.
You eat cows, you drink a theirmilk.
Yeah, hello, that's that's,that's.
I don't drink their poop,though, but it's all natural
(32:11):
stuff because it's all.
All they eat is grass, so so,so.
So, basically, with thisparticular animal Are you going
to?
drink some.
I?
You know I would try, becausethey say that coffee is supposed
to be good.
I'm not going to talk to you, Idon't need it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
It is say the coffee's supposed to be good.
I don't need it.
It is very, very and you haveto never talk about people with
coffee and smoke.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
But that's different, though this is animal, I would
try it.
So it's their diet whatever.
They eat the leaves whatever,and then they use their
droppings to make the coffeeokay, it is cat poop.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
It's not a cat, it's cat poop.
I'm looking at it and it's it'stwo chains vice land and he
tries different things.
He tries different tequilas, hetries different marijuana meals
.
He tries different things bongsand dabs, like all kinds of
shit.
Okay literally, but Idefinitely saw this cat poop one
and he said that that coffeewas really good so what?
(32:56):
Is it called?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I feel like maybe if, when people eat, it's right
here it's 600 coffee made fromcat poop, and it it's what's it
called, though.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
GQ Viceland.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
No, that's the name of the show.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What's the?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
name of the coffee.
Oh, I don't know.
So that's why I said when I waswatching it was an animal that
they take the poop.
Okay, listen, and it was calledsomething.
I guess if people lick from theroot or it's not that bad,
(33:28):
exactly no, that's not the shit.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
That's not the same.
That is not the same.
That is not the same.
Are you talking about a civet?
Maybe because they do havecivet is that a cat I don't know
, so it's you know what?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
a cat like creature it's a cat like creature.
That's what I'm saying it's acivet and you and they, they
take the poop and they makecoffee out of it.
But they said it's like reallygood and rich I'm sure it is
thick too, I really wouldn'twant to ingest that.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I'm with you come on, and I'm judging you right now.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I'm not here for that sir, and you at least, try it
no I would trust it if you triedit.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I want you to try it and then tell me how you like it
right, I feel like you shouldlike try it, but I'm if you say
it's good what's 600?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
they said 600 600 for a cup.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, for a cup I think, you can afford, it right,
I feel I think I can too, but Idon't think I would.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I'm gonna do that I feel like you should try it and
then tell us how it is.
But even if it's good, we'restill not gonna try it.
Yeah, we'll believe you,because we trust you no no,
that's okay, I'm good I'm good,just don't come near us and talk
to us don't dare smoke acigarette.
Smoke a cigarette, what does?
Who's talking?
It smells like poop.
That shit probably smells like.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Can you imagine it probably smells like breath and
cigarette.
That cigarette.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Can you imagine if you're smoking a cigarette and
drinking that cat poop?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
What's your breath smell like?
Oh my God, I think regularcoffee is bad.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Passing out Regular coffee is worse yeah you could
be standing across the room andthey'd be like holy shit.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Holy shit, your breath smells so bad You'd be
like it is shit, it is shit, itis shit, holy shit.
So who thought of that?
You had to be high, you had tobe hot people.
Who fucking thought of covid?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
wait, so think of it so think about it.
Somebody sitting around it'slike yo, you see that it's in
the same village.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
We're COVID, starting same area Wuhan Wuhan that's
not funny that's not funny,that's not funny, we're not
laughing.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
You sound like.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Trump.
But think about it.
Who's just sitting aroundsaying, look that cat just
pooped.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Let's just take that and see if we can make a coffee
out of it probably somebodywho's trying to come up with
something different, or maybethey accidentally like what?
If they accidentally were likeyour cat, pooped and they didn't
know, and then they drank thecoffee.
They're like, though thattastes pretty good I don't know
there's
Speaker 3 (35:47):
like a layer of poop around this bean and it's
visible so wait, you want to seethe poop bean so is it.
So, so is it a bean with pooparound it it's my understanding
it is a bean, I'm gonna see if Ican find an image for you guys
oh Jesus, this is likedisgusting.
(36:09):
Describe it, describe it on themic, so describe what it looks
like it looks like cranberriescranberries is it red it looks
like a group of like I'm saying,yeah, you know what it looks.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Like you ever seen the?
I'm saying I'm sorry, yeah,that's what it looks like you
ever seen the payday bar?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
that's all peanuts oh , let me see it, pass it.
They pass it, you guys whatdoes it say?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
cat poop coffee.
What?
This is not a regular cat,though that's a civet that looks
like it is mean.
I told you.
I told you, it's not a cat.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Let me see it.
Cat, cat bat.
It's a cat bat.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
A civic.
It's called a civic Civet.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Civet C-I-V-E-T.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
C-I-V-E-T.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Okay, but that's gross.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Let's see what this thing looks like.
It does look like a payday bar.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh, this is it, Okay this is the one I seen.
This is bars the same yeah, itdoes look.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
You know what it looks like?
A cluster of peanuts, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
A payday bar, yeah, and I'm sure it tastes like, not
like peanuts.
Yeah, this is definitely not acat, though is that looks like a
mean cat, like a cat like it'sprobably.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like I feel like that will bite you, like that looks
like something that would bemean to you yeah, and it don't
look like it would let you takea shit, right maybe that's the
the appeal is that it won't.
I think it.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
This stuff is called copa copa copa luca yeah,
something like that I feel likewe right.
So that's a coffee we'reresearch on the civets I'm okay
with that, because I don't thinkit's called a civic.
I think it's called the uh copiI feel like they're mean so
they look mean do you feel like,if they're mean animals,
they're, they're poop coffee.
Maybe because they're meananimals?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
you feel like if they're mean animals, they're
poop coffee, maybe becausethey're mean animals and people
know that they won't let themget close because they're mean.
That's the appeal to get poopfrom them.
What like?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
because they're exotic.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
It's like guano wait, so they're like exotic animals,
so maybe that's why I need todo more research.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You gotta be high, you gotta be straight high if
you just want to be it's arabica, arabica coffee yeah, okay,
then we should just try it.
What did I?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
but I think in the united and you get it in bali,
which is like okay, then nevermind all right, let's go, let's
go, we should all go and try.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Let's go try this right now.
If I could find somethinglocally, you guys would drink
with me I don't trust it here Iwould have to go to.
Well, I'm sure they clean, I'msure they don't just give it
straight out his ass.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
And there's you know who knows, we don't have enough
research we would.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Okay, we open up the bag and we can smell.
We smell straight shit.
And then we know, do we knowthey wash it wait, you know what
there's like a knockoff.
You know how they have knockoffright maybe some little, some
little guy in a corner shit in abag.
He's like this is real, likethis is can you, can you manage
a counterfeit?
How do you counterfeit that?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
you can't you can counterfeit shit this animal
looks like it is in not a cat,but it looks like a possum
family.
It's gross and I would not haveanything that comes from a
possum.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
You ever see them things?
They're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Oh my God, they like the worst of the worst of the
animals.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, but that's his cousin, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, that thing is not no cat.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Does that make you change your mind?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I would try it.
I'm willing to try anythingonce okay I'm willing to try
anything, once or twicedepending, because you can.
You know once you try.
If you try it once and it's notgood, you're like it wasn't
good, you tried the second timeand it's still not good, then
you could pretty much say that'sprobably not good I have an
answer about their demeanor.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
See, so they are nocturnal animals, which is why
they look mean, but they areactually very shy they shy
poopers.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
They're shy poopers and they seldom attack people
unless provoked.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Oh that sounds like me so maybe I would like them.
Maybe you could poop out somecoffee too right now I will not
chase your poop coffee.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I'll be like come on, I'm not nocturnal animal and
they're often killed out of fearthat they're gonna harm humans
oh, I feel like, I feel like, Ifeel like they have haters they
do.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
They do have haters and they actually do look like a
cat with a possum face that'snot cute no, it's not I still
don't trust them you?
You're not cute animals yeah,you got.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
You got to be all kinds of drug drugged out just
imagine you go into likesomeone's house, like you just
met right, and they like havepeople over and they see an
animal that looks like that andthey're like, oh, would you like
a cup of coffee?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
you want some coffee, thank you, I drank my coffee
already today I'm like notreally thirsty.
Could you imagine breathingthose things in the backyard
just to make your coffee?
Oh my gosh.
Well, yeah, you can have a farmlike.
How do you explain?
That coffee farm yeah, how doyou explain that?
You're like what do you do fora living?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
I collect poop and make coffee, exactly like that
They'd be like you're like afucking in a mansion.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
They'd be like in that order.
Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I agree.
Who would have thoughts to brewthis coffee?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Right, you have like like that, like who thought of
this?
Like who sits around, like whowould have thought of that?
Like what are you doing?
Then you were like, okay, I seesome shit, this animal, All
animal shit, so why pick thisone particular animal Like I'm
going to make coffee out of?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
it Well considering if it's a country where it has
less than a third world countryor something like that.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Then you know, imagine things come from
imagination like you don'treally have.
So you try, you try things Iunderstand.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I think it was an accident.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
No, I understand and I understand the act.
I mean, I understand you trythings out, so how many animals
that they go through before theyrealize okay, this is the one
that's gonna taste good well,they probably saw the poop.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I don't think all animals will eat coffee beans
and then poop them out, and theycome out like a payday bar oh,
okay.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
So that's what I'm missing.
They, they eat the coffee bean.
Yeah, gotcha, okay, okay.
So that's why I'm thinking thatthey just, it's just just
taking poop, regular poop.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It just I wonder how you store it, like how you get
it from you know how, when youyou are on a farm, you get eggs
and you do stuff to them likehow's the poop transporter?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
like they made poopy bags.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
They have bags, poopy bags, but they have to be
really like precise, becausethis is like 600 coffee, this is
expensive poop.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
So I imagine, like I don't know some celebrity went
to bali and they were like, hey,you want to try this coffee.
And they were like, oh my god,this is the most amazing coffee,
until they found out what itwas.
And then they were like, hey,you want to try this coffee.
And they were like, oh my god,this is the most amazing coffee
until they found out what it wasand then they're like oh, it's
made from this civet poop.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
And then now it's exclusive right and they
probably jacked up the pricebecause it's like, okay, this is
some shit.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Rich people will pay for anything that they feel is
worth money rich people, noteven rich people, regular ass
people pay for snail slime toput on their skin.
The who?
Snail slime?
What's that?
It's like what's it supposed todo makes your skin gorgeous
really they sell it in brazil,baba de caracol it's called okay
(43:13):
, okay, say it slower I'm gonnaneed you to write that down for
me, baba de caracol.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Okay, and they put it there.
So it's snail Slime.
Ugh.
Would you do it?
Would you use it?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I probably would.
No, I would do that.
Wait, okay, cause I'm notingesting it, and that's like.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Also, would you?
Would you rub shit on your face?
It would make your skin lookbetter.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
How's it processed?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I feel, that way about a mud bath.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
I would never put that shit on my skin right right
so this is disgusting to me no,well, that's wait I love that
right wait, you will put snailslime on your face because mud
is dirt, yeah rightbut I'm sure they ain't going
outside in the parking lot andpicking up dirt I went to saint
lucia and they had the mud, themud bath place and it is dirt
(43:59):
from the dirt bro from rightthere like right in front of you
because saint lucia has as umon a volcano, so it's like the
sulfur baths.
That's good, that's good foryour skin honey I'm allergic to.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
He said no, honey no no, no, I will pass you guys.
Okay, so let me get thisstraight you won't drink shit.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
But you'll rub snail sperm on your face.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Not snail sperm.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
How do you know what?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
it is Because snails can't come.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's like.
Well, we know that sperm workswonders for your face.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
No, we don't know that.
So explain why?
No, we don't know that.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
That's what I heard the glow up to your skin.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I heard that it makes it glow.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Who figured that one out?
The glow up.
I don't believe snails havepenises how do you know?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
they're mollusks how do you know?
Did you research that?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
I feel like I learned that in science class that
snails don't have penises.
I feel like I did.
Oh, my God, you passed.
I don't think mollusks havepenises.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
So a snail is a mollusk.
A mollusk, it's a mollusk, it'sa mollusk shell.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, you failed.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm going to research this.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Snails peni I think mammals have penises, don't they
?
We're mammals we're mammalsdolphins are mammals.
Have you ever been violated bya dolphin?
No, I've actually seen that youcan youtube that really dolphin
has like jumped on top of awoman and yeah and what you can
(45:33):
youtube that a dolphin raped awoman right like assy penetrate,
oh my god you never saw oh, Iforgot the name of this movie
where she's like a single ladyshe's on vacation, she's
probably like some guy and shewas on a boat talking to a guy.
So this fucking dolphin comes upand like, jumps on top of her
and just starts like humping herand then goes back in the water
and she's with this guy in theboat and he was like wow, that
(45:54):
seemed kind of intimate.
And then the dolphin comes backand like and like does this
little jump and like it's penisis out and his backs are in the
what's this not real?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
that's a movie, or is it?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
a movie like round two.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
It was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
What the, what the hell yeah I gotta look, I gotta
you know I'm a researcher.
I'm trying to get it now.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Dolphin rapes womanes , women, dolphins definitely
have penises, and there's, Ihave to.
What is the name of this movie?
I don't know, but I have toshow you guys this clip because
it's hilarious.
I'm looking.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
So I'm watching this, I'm watching the video and I
see the one humping.
Okay, I don't know.
All right, okay.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
So there it says can dolphins rape humans?
Yes, and it says so.
So what?
Are there confirmed occurrencesof dolphin human rape?
Oh, let's click on this.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
You know what, you know what.
It probably won't actuallypenetrate but it probably be, uh
, savagely assaulted with, withthe penis maybe.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
But you got to be all kinds of anatomically, I don't
think a dolphin can insert hispenis in a woman right seriously
but he sure could beat it onthey could jump up and like hump
you right.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Can you imagine like?
Can you press?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
charges.
Dolphins do get sexuallyaroused, and their sexual
apparatus is such that rape canbe ruled out solely on the
grounds of mechanicalimpossibility yeah evidence a
much viewed youtube videoshowing a dolphin with an
unmistakably erect penis tryingto persistently and aggressively
to nose into the crotch of afemale snorkeler, while another
diver tries to fend the critteroff oh god, can you imagine me?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
so what if you go to, like, uh, one of the wild,
those wild um aquariums, whenyou know you swim with the
dolphins and the and the dolphinsexually assault you?
Can you sue the aquarium?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
shit.
I don't know, maybe they dosomething to those dolphins like
what like I don't know, likedeactivate this?
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I don't know if I should read this.
It says finally, we have awriter, blank blank, who claims
to have had, back in the 70s, asix-month affair with a dolphin
named dolly okay, I can't.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Who on drugs?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
He's also admitted to sexual relations with a dog.
Because, it was Dolly's idea.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Oh my God, yeah, okay , yeah, he's a fruitcake, he's a
fruitcake, he's a fruitcake.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
He's a nut, I can't what the hell.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
See, now I'm trying to go back full circle.
Maybe we shouldn't legalizedrugs, because this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Listen, this shit is happening, whether it's legal or
not.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
They smoking the shit and they're doing it and
they're having sex with dolphins.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
That's what's happening out here and they're
fertile, they're having dolphinbabies Right.
Oh, can you imagine?
Oh, damn, damn, damn, damn.
You know, I was by myself and adolphin sexually attacked me.
I would not tell anybody.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
I wouldn't either.
I wouldn't say nothing, me andthe ocean Right.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Can you imagine being on your back and then something
comes out on you?
Oh, that would freak me out.
That would freak me out.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
I got to remember the name of this movie, though this
is I need you to send it to usthe best epic scene ever.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Like the lady is minding her business, is it?
Speaker 3 (49:23):
a comedy, it's a comedy it's on netflix and the
lady's like minding her business, talking to somebody on the
boat, and this dolphin comes upand just humps the shit out of
her, goes back in the water.
She's feeling some kind of wayabout the way this dolphin
interacted with her.
And then the dolphin comes backup like this big old major jump
and this dolphin dick justslaps her in the face what just
(49:46):
like yeah did he say, take thatyou freaking tease, that's funny
, you freaking tease.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
You guys are sick.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You see what I'm working with well, how would the
guy what the guy would do?
The guy just stood there, lookhe was watching he was like what
the hell?
He's like, I can't top that.
I can't top that.
I don't think I can uh competewith this dolphin jesus christ.
I mean, you guys ain't got to get quiet now.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This recording I thought you were going to play
the intro.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I don't need no damn intro.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So you changing up shit.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
No, I mean we're just talking shooting the shit.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You're just freestyling.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, just freestyling.
I always get to put in somemusic later on.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I mean, that's what happens when you do post-editing
.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What's in that big ass jug you got over there water
.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, what's in your big ass jug?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I ain't got no, big ass jug, I got little jokes
exactly exactly we were talkingabout edibles.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What, what is that one?
What are your experiences withedibles?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I feel like you have to be a weed smoker on a daily
basis, like multiple times inorder to handle the gummies and
like the cookies and browniesand all that you know that that
shit is so dangerous, though younever know how much to take I
think it just creeps up on you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you don't know how much to take and it is
absolutely dangerous.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
One of my friends.
We went on this trip and myfriend was eating a brownie.
We ate some brownies and weliterally had to rush him to the
hospital because he wasfreaking out.
He talked about his heart wascoming out of his chest.
So it's just, you never know.
(01:29):
I mean, I don't even think theperson in making it know how
much they're putting in it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They're just like making it up.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, it depends.
You know now, weed is legal,and so they have the
dispensaries.
Dispensaries have edibles.
They do sell the edibles.
You just have to know what totake and what your tolerance is.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, I guess at the dispensary it's probably more
manageable.
They could tell you exactly howmuch is it, what is it and what
this?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
is true, it's definitely more potent.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's regulated yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, that's nice to know, I guess yes, nice to know.
Have you guys had any messed upexperiences?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
oh boy well, I, a friend of mine, was saying that
the first time she took anedible um, I don't know how much
she took or whatever, but shesaid she felt paralyzed we mean
paralyzed like she fell facedown on her bed and was trying
(02:26):
to change the channel, but likefor some reason she couldn't
like press the buttons.
Like oh, jesus, too hard for herto do it and she ended up on
college softball.
So she just had to lay thereand watch.
I was like oh my god.
And then she went downstairsand ate all of her kids eas
Easter candy that she had gottenthem.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
A friend of mine as well went out of the country and
had a piece of a gummy and atethe gummy and was like
completely paralyzed and so likewe had to check on her.
And when we checked on her shewas like shh, like I'm solving
all the world's problems.
(03:09):
Right now she's like I'm aboutto cure cancer.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh my god, oh jesus christ, it gives you life.
That's not like, that's notlike crack, right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, she said all of the like.
You can see the equationsrunning in her head.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh my goodness it's a movie like a beautiful month
yeah, or like um.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What's the movie where they have that drug that
you take?
It's on um, you take it and itgives you like superhuman powers
oh, um, and what was it called?
It just came out recently well,they had a show about it.
I think the show was numbersokay oh, I've, okay, I've, but
there was, it was a movie, itwas an actual movie I've seen it
like completely depletes youafter you come off of your high,
(03:48):
but when you're on the high youare completely superhuman right
, it wasn't the one with the guyhe had.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He could turn off like fire or something like that
.
I don't remember.
Yeah, he had.
It was a guy with a fire.
If we're talking about the sameshow, the guy took the pill.
He could be on fire.
One guy was strong.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It did something different for everybody, right
yes yeah, okay somethingdifferent for everybody, but it
just.
You were like immortal,basically on this pill.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's what the gummy did for your friend, yeah, well
drugs is drugs is a hell of athing, but but what about?
What do I think about the weed?
Weed being legal Marijuana?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just think it's about time, like it's natural.
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I mean, I know a lot of people say they're against it
because they think it's goingto cause problems.
I thought that day that itbecame legal I'm just going to
be walking everywhere.
Everybody's just going to besmoking.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What kind?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
of problems.
You know people say oh, youknow, know, we just promote and
drug use.
And then you got, you got toworry about the children, um,
smoking weed now, and you knowthere's a lot of a lot of things
that they think is going tohappen because it's already
happening right right.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So it's just regular.
So I have my feelings about itbecause realistically it's all
political, it's all about moneyum, and regulating brings you
money, and if you, if it wasn'tregulated and it was sold on the
street, the politicians hadtheir hand on that as well so
you know right, it's all aboutmoney and regulations and
politics.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Unfortunately, all jokes aside, alcohol is worse to
eat right, like how many peopleyou know, smoke a blunt and get
in the car and go kill somebodynot many not many no, or
they're not right advised youknow and that's it.
It wasn't, you know, legaluntil recently.
But like alcohol is legal,right does more harm and when?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
when they legalize marijuana here, wasn't it uh?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
some country like in the mid, some uh state in the
midwest also legalized, likemethamphetamine and what yeah,
oh we gotta research that Idon't know one of those states,
so so what's the rationalebehind it?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
probably the same thing.
You're gonna buy meth anyway,might as well give me, that's
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I mean that's fucked up.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
When did we thought like that?
When did they thought like okay, you know what, let's just make
money off all these, all thesedrug addict Eventually.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
That's where we will go, correct.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, I mean cause.
I mean if you, if you think I'mjust trying to complain,
devil's advocate, if you thinkabout all the money that we put
into um, um, the substance abuseand treatment money, you, we're
gonna, we're gonna tax it.
So now you want to continue touse, you're gonna get taxed and
we're gonna make money off of it.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, we do with the opiates yeah, and I hate to be a
conspiracy theorist.
I'm, I'm not, I don't I don'tlabel myself a conspiracy
theorist, but if you reallythink about it, you know opiates
were regulated and then theytook them away from people and
you have this big heroinepidemic and fentanyl epidemic
and then now, like things willslowly legalize and then the
(06:46):
money will come in otherwise.
So I I do believe you know thatthey're.
It's all related yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't think just because they make it legal it's
going to make people go outthere and use it.
You have the people that'salways going to find it right
and they're going to find thepeople that's going to stay away
from it and just I don't thinkit's anything.
I just don't see people like,okay, it's legal, now I can go
use it.
I just don't see that happening.
If they were going to use it,they were going to use it right
right that's just my opinion.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I mean maybe some cases where a person maybe have
better access to it, they mightuse it because they have access
to it maybe if they put, if theyput them like on, you know,
when you're checking out at thegrocery store and and those
things right by the um, likeit's right before you check out
and they have all like the candyand gum or whatever if they put
it there maybe like the energyshots, uh-huh no I know what
(07:31):
you're talking about you'retalking about that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I call it the last chance uh, stands exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So you know, that's, you know that's a promotion
right, and that's like, yeah, soit's a trick, but I fall for it
every time right, you stand inthe line I could use this, this
chapstick that I have 50 ofRight Ooh.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I'm really.
You never know those storesthat have the long lines and
they make you walk up the aisle.
When you walk up the aisle withall these little knickknacks
that you want to buy, you'relike oh yeah, I want some
candles for my bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You would never buy it if.
I would have bought it.
Just all right, it's gonna bemethamphetamine next, oh my gosh
can you imagine walking theline.
It's just like all differentweeds and coke and all kinds of
uppers and downers pick yourpoison right at the walmart line
and then with some nips, withsome nips.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So instead of like what, what's the smallest weed
bag you could get?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
uh, I don't buy weed on the street, so no, I don't
know, I mean back in the daythere used to be a tray bag.
No, they used to have tray bagslike that anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I think they saw them in eighths.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay, so quarters so the it would be like wait, they
don't sell nickel bags anymore.
No, it'll be like a 16th.
That'll be the nip.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wait so why don't we sell nickel bags?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
no more I mean, I don't, I don't know it's not my
profession, she's like what Ihad heard was what I imagine
like from what I hear is thatpeople buy them in eighths and
quarters those are smallerthough right, no, an eighth of
an ounce, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And a quarter of an ounce a quarter would be more
than an eighth right yeah,quarter is more than an eighth
I'm not really good at math yes,a quarter is more than an
eighth.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Damn, you're good so I why?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'm just?
I'm just curious.
I know you probably can'tanswer the question, I'm just
curious why our local drugdealer?
Like listen, why?
Why do you guys not do quarterbags anymore?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
nickel bags, nickel bags I think people's
consumption has just increased.
It's just not cost effective tobuy a nickel bag when, if you
smoke so much in a day, youmight as well buy the big amount
and save money?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
okay, so I may have to rethink a discount if you
it's like costco yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So I gotta rethink this now, because I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
back in the day we should come up with it.
We should do a Costco for weed.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Like a wholesale.
Yeah, weedco, weedco, yes,weedco.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Weedco.
So what are we doing?
What are we selling?
Are we selling?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
edibles, everything Oils.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Mm-hmm Butter, we thinking nothing special.
I bet you.
I bet you, it's already a wecoout there.
How much want to make a bed asa weco state dispenser.
Oh god wait, where's that?
That's on.
That's on the route one in umnew jersey, right they have them
all over the place garden statedispensary, yeah, I saw one in.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
There's one in woodbridge right on one and nine
right I've seen that there'sone down by the shore in eaton
town I think okay I've seen thattoo and I want to own one of
those what is the regulation?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
what is the regulation for owning a, a wheat
dispensary?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
because I looked into it.
I think they closed theapplications.
I guess they were getting toomany really for the state and
that was like last year.
I know I want to get a reallygood bakery, just to set up next
door to one of thesedispensaries.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
But it's not like they're walking out on a balcony
and smoking.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You never know.
I don't think they allow to.
Or you could go in high andthey were like oh shit, I see,
oh.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I see.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Well, once all of the regulations change, you'll be
able to smoke indoors.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You can go to a club and smoke weed is what I
understand like within the nextyear really like you, drink a
drink oh, I mean yeah, yeah, butthey should be able to do it
now because, considering um, theonly thing that might interfere
with.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
That is like the smoking laws, like the cigarette
smoking, because you can't evensmoke inside.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So they may have like a weed section no, you know
what?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I don't think they would do it.
You know why?
Because just based off of thesmoking part and not me, and I
don't, because the real smokewith cigarettes smoking.
Why can't we smoke ourcigarettes and make us smoke the
weed?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
well, cigarettes are grossly yeah now, that's another
topic.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, right sick yo.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's a badass habit it is cigarettes is bad.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I have to tell you guys something I secretly love
the smell of cigarettes that'snasty no, I think it's like from
childhood.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Do you like the smell of gasoline too?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
no because I hear that those two smell like people
distinctly enjoy those smellswell like because my mom smoked
probably every day until I waslike five and then she quit like
cold turkey, okay.
So I always enjoy the smell andmaybe it's because it's
associating, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
With your mom Right.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
With your mom, but I've always been weird.
I'm like, oh my God, ooh, likeI love the smell of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, no, I can't stand it Cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I never smoked a cigarette and I still didn't
like it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, it's a weird one of those things.
Isn't there a TV?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
show like that Alcohol and cigarettes mixed
together.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No no Alcohol, no Cigarettes and coffee breath.
Oh yeah, yeah, oh, my God, ohmy God, when I smell that, when
I smell somebody with somecigarette coffee where I'm like
please stop talking, go die.
That's why I could.
That's why I couldn't date noone with um that smoke
cigarettes.
Oh god, all grown up.
If they use smoke cigarettes, Icouldn't deal with you because
(12:53):
you got to kiss them and thentaste that tar and all that it's
not good all right.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I mean right, that's all true.
I mean, I just like the smell,I don't like any of the extra
like you know what I mean thetaste or anything so can you
kiss somebody that smoke?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
no, I wouldn't be able to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay, so and I just like, just like when it comes,
like when the person's the smokelike I don't want it mixed with
your mouth, like I don't let mewait.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
What do you want, right?
Oh my god, that's the.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's the most terrible smell I ever smelled
well, maybe because I don'tsmell it so often.
But you know what I mean.
It's not so.
I don't like live with someonethat smokes, or I don't hang out
with people that smoke likestuff.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
You know it's very random yeah, so maybe, and now
you don't really smell it muchanymore because you can't smoke,
you can't smoke.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
You can't smoke nowhere again.
You can't do shit anywhere,right?
I feel bad for them too,because they'd be all huddled up
in one little area all closed.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Right, I never understood that, like how people
it'd be fucking freezingoutside and they have to go get
their cigarette.
What?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
they would be in the middle of a rainstorm trying to
yeah, stop the.
I'm like what are you doing?
Like they gotta have a fix?
Yeah, ugly habit it is.
We're sorry to our cigarettesmokers, we're not judging you.
Yeah, I'm trying to stop the.
I'm like what are you?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
doing, they got to have a fix.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, that's crazy, it's such an ugly habit, it is
we're sorry to our cigarettesmokers.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
We're not judging you .
Speaker 1 (14:09):
No, it's just an ugly habit.
Well, kind of Put it down babes, just put it down, put it down.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
There's places you can go to for help.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, oh, do you see the For such women?
I can't stand to see womensmoke.
It just looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Even Black and Miles, they smell good.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
They smell good, but they don't.
They smell good, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I have to be honest, I don't like cigarettes, but I
have smoked a cigar or two.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh, no, that's fine, that's different.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I've never done that.
I do, I feel a little sexy.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh, cigars again.
Cigars are okay, but you're notreally inhaling though.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
No, you're not, but they still smell.
What are you?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
supposed to do.
If you don't inhale Like, willyou die?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's about the taste.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Right.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So you just kind of like smoke it and then let it
out Like you lick it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah thing, lick it, jesus christ don't you see
people like, yeah, because theychew on the tobacco, right.
But see, I'm not like tripping,okay, I mean people do that
right yeah, yeah, okay, whatevera cigar is it yeah, cigars are
good.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I like I could see I could deal with that.
I could deal with a cigar womanwith red lipstick on and
smoking a cigar.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's I could do with that, that's because it
looks like a dick for you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's why excuse me it don't look like my dick well.
I mean, well, touche, right,it's brown.
Is your dick brown?
I don't know.
That's why I heard your dickwas brown and little like a
cigar, oh girl bye.
And so it's just.
(15:46):
I don't know I could say Icould do.
I could deal with a femalesmoking a cigar, because that's
that's not, that's short term,that's not something that you're
gonna see all the time like ahabit or anything.
It's just socially yeah, evenwhen a girl smoking a blunt,
it's okay because it's not ashort term.
There's nothing like it's notlike a habit.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
They have to go outside in the snow and rain
right, exactly, exactly, exactly, I have to have this I'll be
looking like.
Is that serious?
Can you be addicted to weed?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
probably.
I think so.
You know, I think anything.
They say exactly so when youpeople that blunts, when you
smoke them in wrappers, that'stobacco.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So you do get addicted to the tobacco of the
blunt wrappers.
Right, but I think most people,at least from what I understand
, people that I've spoken with,they're what they're addicted to
.
Is the habit like that oralfixation.
Right, okay, they're addictedto, okay, so I had something to
eat, or I'm about to go out andI you know this is a habit as
(16:47):
far as that's concerned, right?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
so they're addicted to the habit, not the actual
weed.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, okay but then I know people that are like avid
smokers and if a couple of daysthey are angry elves really.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, they're kind of like a withdrawal type of angry
like they.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Like they need a few days to get used to it.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh Jesus, oh yeah, I mean, it's something to think
about though.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, All right.
He's like should I kick myhabit?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I mean, I don't have that many habits.
I'm very like I'm just so happythat.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I don't have an addictive personality.
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, me either.
Well, sex maybe, I mean, Idon't, I don't count that
because that's, that's a natural, natural animalistic right,
exactly.
So how you ever had sex?
High, yes, or drunk yes oh okay, I mean I guess that's
everybody.
No, I know some people that saythey don't, they don't like to
do that while they before sex,they don't want to drink they're
(17:48):
very silly I know, I know guys,that they say they take it,
takes them out.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'd be afraid that I would fall asleep, really fall
asleep, interesting like if yougot drunk if I was like high
drunk and then was doing it, Imight fall asleep because I'm
tired or drunk.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No Too drunk, I feel like you kind of feel the
sensations different, likeyou're more in touch with your
body.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
You're more in touch with your body?
Oh, because it could be.
Are you just high?
That's what it is.
You're just high.
No, this feels great.
You think you're a porn star inyour head and he was looking at
you like why is she just layingthere Right Drooling?
Well, damn, that's what's up.
You know what?
That might be an episode ofFamily Guy.
(18:36):
I don't know if you guys eversee it.
Okay, so what's the father name?
Peter, peter and Lois.
What's the father's name?
Peter, peter and Lois, lois.
There you go, peter and Lois.
For the whole cartoon they hada band.
So I guess when they were youngthey had a band, so they picked
up the instruments.
They was playing through thewhole cartoon.
They just showing how they wastraveling again and do a band.
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Then at the end they wasn'tdoing anything.
It was high as hell.
It was high as hell.
It was high as hell and theywere sitting on the stage
drooling and thinking, but theydidn't mind.
Anything is like a concerteverybody's looking at, like
what they like.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, I guess I would imagine the kind of high that
you have okay all right, wait, Ihave to say something, though.
Okay, I'm listening.
Y'all ever notice that peoplewith serious drug addictions,
like crack and all of that,right very fertile, very
freaking fertile like I thinkit's.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's um a fertility medicine?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I don't really know.
They have like kids back toback.
They are so fertile.
How are you on heroin andhaving sex?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
maybe no, or getting pregnant or getting pregnant.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You would think that would mess up the body and you
know it's messing up everythingexcept for their, except for the
stuff they're reproductiveright, it's like you know what
it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
To me it's like a study on that, because that
might be true yeah, why is thatthough?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
why?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
but what I'm more so saying not just that, although
you have a valid point, but okay, you see, people on heroin are
like tapped out to the sidemaybe it's the sensation when
they actually do.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh, yeah, that is.
I mean, they do get pregnant alot there has to be something
with like using heroin andhaving sex.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Because of all these motherfuckers got babies.
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Back to, back to every nine months yeah and and
and dealing with it like it'snothing, like it's crazy.
I just wonder if it's just, ifit's maybe it's killing all the
bad things that's in them andkeeping the good stuff, or maybe
it's just like keeping thereproductive system going.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, like some kind of super power that goes
directly there super ovariesyeah, it like puts a glow on
your ovaries.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
It's protected maybe it's like crystallizing
everything and making itprotected it that is true
because they even okay, look atcovid.
I don't know that is trueBecause they even okay, look at
COVID.
I didn't looking all overFacebook.
I ain't seen no crackheads dieyet of COVID.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
No, and you won't If their bodies get handled the
crack every day.
Covid ain't taking them out.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Okay, this is not funny.
I seen a crackhead that I knowthat I don't want to say crack
because you know that's notpolitically correct.
I I've seen a crackhead that Iknow that I don't want to say
crackhead because you knowthat's not politically correct.
I've seen a drug addictedperson.
Right, don't laugh, because wegot to say it's politically
correct.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's not as fun it's not as fun, but I've seen a
person that is addicted tosubstances that sounds crazy
complaining about thevaccination.
They was complaining.
It was like I don't know whatthe you know, I don't know what
the government trying to put in,but I was like in my head.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I know, I know this person's a drug addict I'm like
it's making is making your drugsright, but not even that you.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You shoot yourself up with all this stuff, but you
don't and don't know tellingwhat it is, and you scared about
a vaccination.
Same needle with the sameneedle, so I don't know.
It's a little weird.
It's a little weird, but youknow how do you guys feel about
that vaccine?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
um, I got mine not the j and j one.
No, I want not johnson andjohnson I'm not with that you
float around with have fetusesrunning through your veins.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So how do you feel about it?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm not.
I'm not for it why?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
what are your reasons ?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I typically I don't, like I don't get a flu shot
every year.
I don't me either.
I don't do any of those things,and I think my reason being is
that it just hasn't been testedlong enough, so we don't know
what the long-term consequencesare, and I need you know I I
just don't feel comfortablegetting it I, I definitely agree
with you everything you'resaying.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I thought about and I was not getting the vaccine.
Um, I work in, I work and dowork in a hospital.
I was working, working with adoctor, um, from what everybody
would say, I don't really knowhim, but they say he's like
really good, he's in, like he'san older guy too into medicine
and he's like very knowledgeableand he he sat down and he
explained it to us.
He was like listen, everything,you, all those things you said,
(23:11):
he said.
He said you know what?
It's just one of those thingshe said what his biggest fear
was which put him over the edgeafter doing research.
He said he feels there's gonnabe a time where we're gonna be
made to take the vaccine,probably especially and just how
things, how things are going.
And he said he did not want tocome to a point where you would
(23:33):
have to take the johnson andjohnson vaccine he said he said
it right out of the mouth andyou see what's going on with
them.
He said.
He said you never want to jumpon to um any kind of vaccination
, vaccination, vaccination, orum any kind of medication where
it's politically driven.
He said johnson, johnson ispolitically driven.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So let me tell you I talked to my doctor, who I trust
and I love he said somethingopposite shout outs to him
because so what he said is thathe he said, believe it or not,
despite the media talk aroundjohnson, and johnson that is the
one that he would lean to if hesaid what?
What the media is not tellingyou is that all three of the
(24:14):
vaccines have possibilities ofgetting blood clots, have
possibilities of other things.
And he told me his best friendis a doctor in california who
had the moderna shot oh, that'swhat I got, right yeah this lady
got the moderna shot and theyshe got blood clots in her arms.
They had to cut her arms off andthis is his friend who did.
(24:35):
He says I'm not.
It's not a story I read likethis is, my friend told me my
best friend told me this, so hesaid really the possibility of
getting blood clots and otherside effects come with all three
of the vaccines and he said, tobe very honest with you,
because the research is notsupporting what's going to
happen long term.
We don't really know nobodyknows he said it seems like
johnson, and johnson is theweaker of the three shots.
(24:58):
And he said I would rather havethe weaker one and have less of
the long-term side effects thanhave the the other two stronger
ones make make sense.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's what he said and I told him I'm not getting
it anyway and saying that, yeah,so I mean I don't, I think it's
it's definitely a choice.
It's a choice that I madebecause, you know, I'm in the
hospital, I'm working aroundconstantly, working around COVID
people, and I was just thinking, you know, I mean I think kind
(25:28):
of warped, I'm like, ah, I livemy life and you know I'd rather
test it on myself than worryabout my kids later on.
I'm not letting my kids take it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Now that my doctor said he's not giving it to his
I'm not giving it to my kids hesaid really, kids are not
dropping dead from this.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
They're not, they're not even like once in a blue
moon something one kid here, butthat's.
I was like that's not enoughthat you know it's like the one
in a million right, so I meanthat was the other thing he said
.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Statistically, you know, then I don't know, 80
million people got the johnsonand johnson or totally got
vaccinated, and maybe six ofthem you.
You hear the news about theseside effects.
He was like to me the numbers,you hear all of this stuff to
scare you.
But he said those numbers don'tdo anything for me, like it's
six people right, it really is.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
It really is even the johnson johnson's only like six
people with blood clots yeahand that's out of how many that
they gave out right, but it'sstill like.
It's still nice to talk about,though, because you know,
johnson, johnson can't even getbaby baby powder, right.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
So they messed it all up.
That's what I said.
They can't even get baby powder.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Right anyway.
So back to the drugs.
We.
This is what happened.
When you get high, you get offtopic.
Are you high?
No, I'm not high.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
No, I'm just saying that's one of the side effects
you get.
Off topic are you high?
No, I'm not high.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
No, I'm just saying that's one of the side effects.
You get off topic, you talkabout vaccinations and stuff are
you trying to say I'm high?
No, I'm not trying to say that.
I'm trying to say no you?
You know you are a child ofchrist.
Are you about to sing for us?
Go ahead, amazing Grace.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Necro Hymns.
Necro Hymns.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Let's open a dispensary.
Okay, why can't we do that?
I don't see why not you, justsaid they stopped giving
applications.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, I checked.
It was like last year, I don'tknow.
I didn't check again, so wewouldn't be the purpose to stop
probably too many applications,so what, like, they had enough
to choose from so what so they?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
what they don't?
They just say not approved, notapproved, not stopped.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You know, I, wonder if it's going to be like liquor
stores, where you could onlyhave certain like within, like
feet or something of each otherwell, that's well, that's,
that's local stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Let's like, that's like city.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You know, some cities say you know I think it'll be
like liquor stores you just payfor your liquor license, you pay
for your weed license and thenyou open your store when your
store, but that weed license isgonna be expensive it really is.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It really is because you're gonna have, because, look
, not only you going to have thelicense, you're going to be
able to store it, protect it,all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Now, what I'm down to open is not necessarily a store
, a dispensary, but a grow house.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Right.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
That's where you make your money.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Didn't we talk about you finding land near your house
?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure they have these
little farmlands out here in inpennsylvania.
They, uh, they've grown it onthe farm absolutely that's a
good idea because you distribute.
It's like the alcohol it's likea farm distribute to to all of
the stores, to the dispensersright, and then you get.
You got people that come to you.
But listen, I want to put mypackage on your weed, right,
(28:40):
like it.
But oh, I want to call it thisyou see, urkel, urkel got a new
weed I did not know the purpleurkel.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I did see him take a picture yes, he has a new weed
line.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's called I think it's called the purple urkel,
the purple urkel you know, man,my friend's gonna buy that.
Yes and I think um marthastewart has a cbd I'm not mad at
her yeah, cbd snoop of coursegot his own line, somebody else
just got it line up, we too whodid it.
I was like.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I was like holy shit, everybody, I feel like I trust
snoop's brand the most he's aconnoisseur right he's like a
reputation what red man, if methand red man come up together
with something?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
they do got one, wait , don't I think meth has one,
don't he?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
well, I'm there, let's go, let's go with it we
may get a chance to see him inperson.
I need a backstage, I think Iwanted him.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Some one of them has they have.
They have one they really haveuh did you see time out his um?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
he just turned 51 oh meth he is fine, I've never won
where he's fine, like we're finenow than he ever was yes, he is
like fine wine belgianchocolate.
I stared at the picture forlike five good minutes yeah you
know he's working out and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Now whatever he's doing, keep doing it do you
believe he um?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
he?
He has sex with wendy williamsno she said it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I mean she don't really like lie on her dick oh
wait.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Was that a pun intended?
What?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
were we talking about , oh, his weed line.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yes, so we will have to.
We have to do research.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm not interested in his weed do research.
I mean, I'm not either, butthat's an opportunity for us.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
We have tickets.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I'm there.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
So I'm gonna do a girl house.
A meth is not a vibe, what comeon why you gotta be a hater.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
You're a hater yo.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I'm trying to think how can we, how can we pull?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
it off negotiate the price yeah, I'm down for
negotiations well, somebody likethat, you would give it to him
for free.
You would let him get, becauseyou know he'll attract business
oh, that's like.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Have you seen that show on it's two chains show and
he um tries different things.
I remember he did a show a weed, different kinds of weed.
Yo he's, he's really smart he'svery smart and he tried this
different kind of coffee, thiscat poop coffee.
Have you heard of that?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
no, is that the one with the animal?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
they use animals, uh droppings yeah, so the cats eat
the coffee beans right and thenwhen they poop them out, there's
like it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It makes them taste amazing apparently but it's not
a cat, it's not.
It's not.
It's not a cat, it's some kindof um cat looking thing.
It's not a cat, it's not a cat,it's some kind of cat looking
thing, it's not a cat.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Something is an animal poop coffee.
And people eat that.
Yes, they try it.
They brew the coffee and itsupposedly tastes.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It's regular, it's a normal thing, whatever country
they're selling it.
But they have it over here too.
Now who?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
would buy it.
Like I'm confused, grossed out.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
No, it really well.
They claim it tastes reallygood I have to try to, you have
to, you have to try.
So what they do is it's theirdiet if you guys drink it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'm judging and I don't know if I would no, listen
, it's their diet.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
It's not like they eat and it's not like they eat.
And like you know, like theyare eating poop, no, listen.
So what they do is so look, butthink about it.
Just think about everythingelse.
You eat cows, you drink a theirmilk.
Yeah, hello, that's that's,that's.
I don't drink their poop,though, but it's all natural
(32:11):
stuff because it's all.
All they eat is grass, so so,so.
So, basically, with thisparticular animal Are you going
to?
drink some.
I?
You know I would try, becausethey say that coffee is supposed
to be good.
I'm not going to talk to you, Idon't need it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
It is say the coffee's supposed to be good.
I don't need it.
It is very, very and you haveto never talk about people with
coffee and smoke.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
But that's different, though this is animal, I would
try it.
So it's their diet whatever.
They eat the leaves whatever,and then they use their
droppings to make the coffeeokay, it is cat poop.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
It's not a cat, it's cat poop.
I'm looking at it and it's it'stwo chains vice land and he
tries different things.
He tries different tequilas, hetries different marijuana meals
.
He tries different things bongsand dabs, like all kinds of
shit.
Okay literally, but Idefinitely saw this cat poop one
and he said that that coffeewas really good so what?
(32:56):
Is it called?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I feel like maybe if, when people eat, it's right
here it's 600 coffee made fromcat poop, and it it's what's it
called, though.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
GQ Viceland.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
No, that's the name of the show.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What's the?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
name of the coffee.
Oh, I don't know.
So that's why I said when I waswatching it was an animal that
they take the poop.
Okay, listen, and it was calledsomething.
I guess if people lick from theroot or it's not that bad,
(33:28):
exactly no, that's not the shit.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
That's not the same.
That is not the same.
That is not the same.
Are you talking about a civet?
Maybe because they do havecivet is that a cat I don't know
, so it's you know what?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
a cat like creature it's a cat like creature.
That's what I'm saying it's acivet and you and they, they
take the poop and they makecoffee out of it.
But they said it's like reallygood and rich I'm sure it is
thick too, I really wouldn'twant to ingest that.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I'm with you come on, and I'm judging you right now.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I'm not here for that sir, and you at least, try it
no I would trust it if you triedit.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I want you to try it and then tell me how you like it
right, I feel like you shouldlike try it, but I'm if you say
it's good what's 600?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
they said 600 600 for a cup.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, for a cup I think, you can afford, it right,
I feel I think I can too, but Idon't think I would.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I'm gonna do that I feel like you should try it and
then tell us how it is.
But even if it's good, we'restill not gonna try it.
Yeah, we'll believe you,because we trust you no no,
that's okay, I'm good I'm good,just don't come near us and talk
to us don't dare smoke acigarette.
Smoke a cigarette, what does?
Who's talking?
It smells like poop.
That shit probably smells like.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Can you imagine it probably smells like breath and
cigarette.
That cigarette.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Can you imagine if you're smoking a cigarette and
drinking that cat poop?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
What's your breath smell like?
Oh my God, I think regularcoffee is bad.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Passing out Regular coffee is worse yeah you could
be standing across the room andthey'd be like holy shit.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Holy shit, your breath smells so bad You'd be
like it is shit, it is shit, itis shit, holy shit.
So who thought of that?
You had to be high, you had tobe hot people.
Who fucking thought of covid?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
wait, so think of it so think about it.
Somebody sitting around it'slike yo, you see that it's in
the same village.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
We're COVID, starting same area Wuhan Wuhan that's
not funny that's not funny,that's not funny, we're not
laughing.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
You sound like.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Trump.
But think about it.
Who's just sitting aroundsaying, look that cat just
pooped.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Let's just take that and see if we can make a coffee
out of it probably somebodywho's trying to come up with
something different, or maybethey accidentally like what?
If they accidentally were likeyour cat, pooped and they didn't
know, and then they drank thecoffee.
They're like, though thattastes pretty good I don't know
there's
Speaker 3 (35:47):
like a layer of poop around this bean and it's
visible so wait, you want to seethe poop bean so is it.
So, so is it a bean with pooparound it it's my understanding
it is a bean, I'm gonna see if Ican find an image for you guys
oh Jesus, this is likedisgusting.
(36:09):
Describe it, describe it on themic, so describe what it looks
like it looks like cranberriescranberries is it red it looks
like a group of like I'm saying,yeah, you know what it looks.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Like you ever seen the?
I'm saying I'm sorry, yeah,that's what it looks like you
ever seen the payday bar?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
that's all peanuts oh , let me see it, pass it.
They pass it, you guys whatdoes it say?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
cat poop coffee.
What?
This is not a regular cat,though that's a civet that looks
like it is mean.
I told you.
I told you, it's not a cat.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Let me see it.
Cat, cat bat.
It's a cat bat.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
A civic.
It's called a civic Civet.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Civet C-I-V-E-T.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
C-I-V-E-T.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Okay, but that's gross.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Let's see what this thing looks like.
It does look like a payday bar.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh, this is it, Okay this is the one I seen.
This is bars the same yeah, itdoes look.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
You know what it looks like?
A cluster of peanuts, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
A payday bar, yeah, and I'm sure it tastes like, not
like peanuts.
Yeah, this is definitely not acat, though is that looks like a
mean cat, like a cat like it'sprobably.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like I feel like that will bite you, like that looks
like something that would bemean to you yeah, and it don't
look like it would let you takea shit, right maybe that's the
the appeal is that it won't.
I think it.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
This stuff is called copa copa copa luca yeah,
something like that I feel likewe right.
So that's a coffee we'reresearch on the civets I'm okay
with that, because I don't thinkit's called a civic.
I think it's called the uh copiI feel like they're mean so
they look mean do you feel like,if they're mean animals,
they're, they're poop coffee.
Maybe because they're meananimals?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
you feel like if they're mean animals, they're
poop coffee, maybe becausethey're mean animals and people
know that they won't let themget close because they're mean.
That's the appeal to get poopfrom them.
What like?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
because they're exotic.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
It's like guano wait, so they're like exotic animals,
so maybe that's why I need todo more research.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You gotta be high, you gotta be straight high if
you just want to be it's arabica, arabica coffee yeah, okay,
then we should just try it.
What did I?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
but I think in the united and you get it in bali,
which is like okay, then nevermind all right, let's go, let's
go, we should all go and try.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Let's go try this right now.
If I could find somethinglocally, you guys would drink
with me I don't trust it here Iwould have to go to.
Well, I'm sure they clean, I'msure they don't just give it
straight out his ass.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
And there's you know who knows, we don't have enough
research we would.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Okay, we open up the bag and we can smell.
We smell straight shit.
And then we know, do we knowthey wash it wait, you know what
there's like a knockoff.
You know how they have knockoffright maybe some little, some
little guy in a corner shit in abag.
He's like this is real, likethis is can you, can you manage
a counterfeit?
How do you counterfeit that?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
you can't you can counterfeit shit this animal
looks like it is in not a cat,but it looks like a possum
family.
It's gross and I would not haveanything that comes from a
possum.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
You ever see them things?
They're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Oh my God, they like the worst of the worst of the
animals.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, but that's his cousin, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, that thing is not no cat.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Does that make you change your mind?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I would try it.
I'm willing to try anythingonce okay I'm willing to try
anything, once or twicedepending, because you can.
You know once you try.
If you try it once and it's notgood, you're like it wasn't
good, you tried the second timeand it's still not good, then
you could pretty much say that'sprobably not good I have an
answer about their demeanor.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
See, so they are nocturnal animals, which is why
they look mean, but they areactually very shy they shy
poopers.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
They're shy poopers and they seldom attack people
unless provoked.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Oh that sounds like me so maybe I would like them.
Maybe you could poop out somecoffee too right now I will not
chase your poop coffee.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I'll be like come on, I'm not nocturnal animal and
they're often killed out of fearthat they're gonna harm humans
oh, I feel like, I feel like, Ifeel like they have haters they
do.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
They do have haters and they actually do look like a
cat with a possum face that'snot cute no, it's not I still
don't trust them you?
You're not cute animals yeah,you got.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
You got to be all kinds of drug drugged out just
imagine you go into likesomeone's house, like you just
met right, and they like havepeople over and they see an
animal that looks like that andthey're like, oh, would you like
a cup of coffee?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
you want some coffee, thank you, I drank my coffee
already today I'm like notreally thirsty.
Could you imagine breathingthose things in the backyard
just to make your coffee?
Oh my gosh.
Well, yeah, you can have a farmlike.
How do you explain?
That coffee farm yeah, how doyou explain that?
You're like what do you do fora living?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
I collect poop and make coffee, exactly like that
They'd be like you're like afucking in a mansion.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
They'd be like in that order.
Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I agree.
Who would have thoughts to brewthis coffee?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Right, you have like like that, like who thought of
this?
Like who sits around, like whowould have thought of that?
Like what are you doing?
Then you were like, okay, I seesome shit, this animal, All
animal shit, so why pick thisone particular animal Like I'm
going to make coffee out of?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
it Well considering if it's a country where it has
less than a third world countryor something like that.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Then you know, imagine things come from
imagination like you don'treally have.
So you try, you try things Iunderstand.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I think it was an accident.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
No, I understand and I understand the act.
I mean, I understand you trythings out, so how many animals
that they go through before theyrealize okay, this is the one
that's gonna taste good well,they probably saw the poop.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I don't think all animals will eat coffee beans
and then poop them out, and theycome out like a payday bar oh,
okay.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
So that's what I'm missing.
They, they eat the coffee bean.
Yeah, gotcha, okay, okay.
So that's why I'm thinking thatthey just, it's just just
taking poop, regular poop.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It just I wonder how you store it, like how you get
it from you know how, when youyou are on a farm, you get eggs
and you do stuff to them likehow's the poop transporter?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
like they made poopy bags.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
They have bags, poopy bags, but they have to be
really like precise, becausethis is like 600 coffee, this is
expensive poop.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
So I imagine, like I don't know some celebrity went
to bali and they were like, hey,you want to try this coffee.
And they were like, oh my god,this is the most amazing coffee,
until they found out what itwas.
And then they were like, hey,you want to try this coffee.
And they were like, oh my god,this is the most amazing coffee
until they found out what it wasand then they're like oh, it's
made from this civet poop.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
And then now it's exclusive right and they
probably jacked up the pricebecause it's like, okay, this is
some shit.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Rich people will pay for anything that they feel is
worth money rich people, noteven rich people, regular ass
people pay for snail slime toput on their skin.
The who?
Snail slime?
What's that?
It's like what's it supposed todo makes your skin gorgeous
really they sell it in brazil,baba de caracol it's called okay
(43:13):
, okay, say it slower I'm gonnaneed you to write that down for
me, baba de caracol.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Okay, and they put it there.
So it's snail Slime.
Ugh.
Would you do it?
Would you use it?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I probably would.
No, I would do that.
Wait, okay, cause I'm notingesting it, and that's like.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Also, would you?
Would you rub shit on your face?
It would make your skin lookbetter.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
How's it processed?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I feel, that way about a mud bath.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
I would never put that shit on my skin right right
so this is disgusting to me no,well, that's wait I love that
right wait, you will put snailslime on your face because mud
is dirt, yeah rightbut I'm sure they ain't going
outside in the parking lot andpicking up dirt I went to saint
lucia and they had the mud, themud bath place and it is dirt
(43:59):
from the dirt bro from rightthere like right in front of you
because saint lucia has as umon a volcano, so it's like the
sulfur baths.
That's good, that's good foryour skin honey I'm allergic to.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
He said no, honey no no, no, I will pass you guys.
Okay, so let me get thisstraight you won't drink shit.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
But you'll rub snail sperm on your face.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Not snail sperm.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
How do you know what?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
it is Because snails can't come.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's like.
Well, we know that sperm workswonders for your face.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
No, we don't know that.
So explain why?
No, we don't know that.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
That's what I heard the glow up to your skin.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I heard that it makes it glow.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Who figured that one out?
The glow up.
I don't believe snails havepenises how do you know?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
they're mollusks how do you know?
Did you research that?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
I feel like I learned that in science class that
snails don't have penises.
I feel like I did.
Oh, my God, you passed.
I don't think mollusks havepenises.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
So a snail is a mollusk.
A mollusk, it's a mollusk, it'sa mollusk shell.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, you failed.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm going to research this.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Snails peni I think mammals have penises, don't they
?
We're mammals we're mammalsdolphins are mammals.
Have you ever been violated bya dolphin?
No, I've actually seen that youcan youtube that really dolphin
has like jumped on top of awoman and yeah and what you can
(45:33):
youtube that a dolphin raped awoman right like assy penetrate,
oh my god you never saw oh, Iforgot the name of this movie
where she's like a single ladyshe's on vacation, she's
probably like some guy and shewas on a boat talking to a guy.
So this fucking dolphin comes upand like, jumps on top of her
and just starts like humping herand then goes back in the water
and she's with this guy in theboat and he was like wow, that
(45:54):
seemed kind of intimate.
And then the dolphin comes backand like and like does this
little jump and like it's penisis out and his backs are in the
what's this not real?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
that's a movie, or is it?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
a movie like round two.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
It was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
What the, what the hell yeah I gotta look, I gotta
you know I'm a researcher.
I'm trying to get it now.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Dolphin rapes womanes , women, dolphins definitely
have penises, and there's, Ihave to.
What is the name of this movie?
I don't know, but I have toshow you guys this clip because
it's hilarious.
I'm looking.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
So I'm watching this, I'm watching the video and I
see the one humping.
Okay, I don't know.
All right, okay.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
So there it says can dolphins rape humans?
Yes, and it says so.
So what?
Are there confirmed occurrencesof dolphin human rape?
Oh, let's click on this.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
You know what, you know what.
It probably won't actuallypenetrate but it probably be, uh
, savagely assaulted with, withthe penis maybe.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
But you got to be all kinds of anatomically, I don't
think a dolphin can insert hispenis in a woman right seriously
but he sure could beat it onthey could jump up and like hump
you right.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Can you imagine like?
Can you press?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
charges.
Dolphins do get sexuallyaroused, and their sexual
apparatus is such that rape canbe ruled out solely on the
grounds of mechanicalimpossibility yeah evidence a
much viewed youtube videoshowing a dolphin with an
unmistakably erect penis tryingto persistently and aggressively
to nose into the crotch of afemale snorkeler, while another
diver tries to fend the critteroff oh god, can you imagine me?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
so what if you go to, like, uh, one of the wild,
those wild um aquariums, whenyou know you swim with the
dolphins and the and the dolphinsexually assault you?
Can you sue the aquarium?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
shit.
I don't know, maybe they dosomething to those dolphins like
what like I don't know, likedeactivate this?
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I don't know if I should read this.
It says finally, we have awriter, blank blank, who claims
to have had, back in the 70s, asix-month affair with a dolphin
named dolly okay, I can't.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Who on drugs?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
He's also admitted to sexual relations with a dog.
Because, it was Dolly's idea.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Oh my God, yeah, okay , yeah, he's a fruitcake, he's a
fruitcake, he's a fruitcake.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
He's a nut, I can't what the hell.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
See, now I'm trying to go back full circle.
Maybe we shouldn't legalizedrugs, because this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Listen, this shit is happening, whether it's legal or
not.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
They smoking the shit and they're doing it and
they're having sex with dolphins.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
That's what's happening out here and they're
fertile, they're having dolphinbabies Right.
Oh, can you imagine?
Oh, damn, damn, damn, damn.
You know, I was by myself and adolphin sexually attacked me.
I would not tell anybody.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
I wouldn't either.
I wouldn't say nothing, me andthe ocean Right.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Can you imagine being on your back and then something
comes out on you?
Oh, that would freak me out.
That would freak me out.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
I got to remember the name of this movie, though this
is I need you to send it to usthe best epic scene ever.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Like the lady is minding her business, is it?
Speaker 3 (49:23):
a comedy, it's a comedy it's on netflix and the
lady's like minding her business, talking to somebody on the
boat, and this dolphin comes upand just humps the shit out of
her, goes back in the water.
She's feeling some kind of wayabout the way this dolphin
interacted with her.
And then the dolphin comes backup like this big old major jump
and this dolphin dick justslaps her in the face what just
(49:46):
like yeah did he say, take thatyou freaking tease, that's funny
, you freaking tease.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
You guys are sick.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You see what I'm working with well, how would the
guy what the guy would do?
The guy just stood there, lookhe was watching he was like what
the hell?
He's like, I can't top that.
I can't top that.
I don't think I can uh competewith this dolphin jesus christ.
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