November 11, 2024 • 51 mins
In the age of social media, filters, and face tuning, everyone is looking for a way to get pretty quick. Plastic surgery for faces, butts and breasts have been common for decades- but there’s a new whole world of enhancement out there that is waiting for you. If you're willing to take the OUCH it takes to get there, that is.
Today we’re talking about a bold field of cosmetic surgeries that women are undertaking. What length will females go to to achieve the perfect body? Farther than you might think.
That’s what your in for today on Impolite Society.
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laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (00:04):
In the age of social media,
filters, and face tuning,everyone is looking for a way to
get pretty quick.
Plastic surgery for faces,butts, and breasts have been
common for decades, but there'sa whole new world of enhancement
out there that is waiting foryou if you're willing to take
the ouch that it takes to getthere, that is.
(00:27):
Bold, field of cosmeticsurgeries that women are
undertaking.
What length will females go toachieve the perfect body?
Farther than you might think.
That's what you're in for todayon Impolite Society.
(01:16):
Welcome back! It is ImpoliteSociety, and I am Laura.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (01:22):
And I'm the other one, otherwise
known as Rachel.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (01:26):
And here we are again.
We're talking about cosmeticsurgery, but Not the typical
ones that we've talked aboutbefore.
Cracking nasal bones for nosejobs.
Carving open chest cavities forbreast implants.
Trocar stabbing for liposuction.
Boring.
(01:46):
Absolutely boring.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (01:48):
I mean, if I've had a passing
fancy to have one, then it ain'ttaboo enough for us.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (01:54):
Exactly, because that is all everyday
boring ass shit, today we aregetting much more extreme with
something known as FemaleGenital Cosmetic Surgery, or
FGCS for short.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (02:14):
Okay, so as the owner of some female
genitalia, genitalia, which
laura_1_11-07-2024_2 (02:19):
Genitalia!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (02:20):
which is actually how I typed it in
the notes so many times, I'mintrigued.
Color me intrigued.
This one is just so odd to mebecause I can understand boob
jobs and liposuction and nosejobs because those are things
that everyone can see.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (02:38):
Yeah, like the nose on your face,
that's pretty prominent.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (02:41):
And I can see how that would affect
how people perceive you.
It would have a snowball'seffect of positive consequences.
But this is a very personal andprivate parts?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (02:55):
your private
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (02:56):
Your private parts! Oh man! But I am
just ready to hear all aboutwhat shocking and horrific
things modern society hasdreamed up and told us we need
to do to our intimate parts.
And I also want to know how manyvideos of these surgeries being
performed did you watch inpreparation for this episode
today, Laura?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (03:16):
Not that many.
I did a, a brief overview onYouTube.
I'll, I'll talk about a few ofthem as we kind of dig into the
different, Options one may have,but it was nothing like the deep
dive that I did on
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (03:31):
Did for the regular.
I have a story.
Well, that's just satisfying.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (03:37):
Yeah, truly.
So, female genital cosmeticsurgery, it's actually a whole
suite of procedures becausethere's a lot of parts down
there.
Yeah.
And I guess that means there's alot of ways to improve because
they're a complex system.
(03:58):
They all work together,interconnected parts that
surgeons can really fuck up.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (04:04):
You say improve.
What does that mean?
What in this case, what makesone vulva more improved than the
other?
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (04:13):
That's a great question that I still do
not fully understand.
But FGSC, it stands out asparticularly weird because as
this name implies, it'scosmetic, it is characterized
by, quote, an absence of clearphysical or functional medical
(04:34):
necessity.
So, completely elective.
Just cutting and injecting allaround your, your lady business.
And that makes it different fromfemale genital surgery.
Those correct a problem.
Like a urinary issue, a vaginalprolapse.
Pain, different kinds of things,you know, things, the body can
(04:56):
go wrong in a thousand differentways.
Right?
And luckily, modern medicine ishere to help us out in these
cases.
But these, the Female GenitalCosmetic Surgeries, they started
their life as a way to helppeople with real medical issues
and they've devolved into this.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (05:16):
Welcome to Panem! Do do do do, however
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:22):
is it?
May the may the gods be in yourfavor?
May the odds be
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (05:27):
takes something that, like you said,
and it just blows it up to theextreme.
Everybody's got their fancy,genetically engineered genitals
now.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:38):
It truly, like, Hunger Games, the
more and more that we do thisshow, the more and more, I'm
like, God, we are living in PanAm.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (05:45):
Yeah,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:46):
And I didn't even really like that
book or
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (05:49):
Oh, I love
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:50):
but it.
stuck with me, man.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (05:52):
That's, that's what makes it good.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:54):
And Like everything else that's
awful in this world, this kindof surgery is on the rise.
Labioplasty, and I'm going toget to exactly what that is in a
second, this is the most popularprocedure and it is increased
more than 50 percent between2014 and 2018.
It's a 50 percent increase infour years and I couldn't find
(06:17):
up to date stats on this, but wecan only assume it's just
ratcheted up in this time,right?
Can I ask you, Rachel, as aTikToker
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (06:28):
Ooh.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (06:28):
got the pulse on the younger
generation, What is Gen Z doingnowadays with their lady
business?
Because I've been hesitant toGoogle it because I don't want
to end up on some sort ofstrange Algorithmic ad or list
of any kind.
I just want to prepare myselffor the future I want to brace
(06:49):
my brain for the horrors thatare to come because I want to
know, are they embracing natureand letting their pubic hair
grow?
Cause I feel like we've got thiswhole like women power kind of
thing going on in the newgeneration.
But how far are they taking it?
Because that might mean thatthis female genital cosmetic
(07:10):
surgery nonsense might fall inpopularity.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (07:14):
You know, I don't want to brag, but
I've set my mental well beingtimer on TikTok to 30 minutes a
day, so I am not the quite thepundit that I used to be.
But I will say, I, even if Iwas, I don't think I would know,
because girl, you can't even saylabia on TikTok.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (07:33):
ha ha
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (07:34):
So how are they going to be talking
about it?
The real question, The realgroup that's got their finger on
the pulse.
What are the Mormon moms doingwith their vulvas?
And that is, okay, you laugh,that you laugh.
This is a very serious questionthat was addressed on the eye
opening documentary series, TheSecret Lives of Mormon Wives.
(07:58):
Where one of theindistinguishable clone Mormon
moms
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (08:02):
close.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (08:03):
Yeah, I could not tell some of them
apart.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:06):
Well, you're partially face blind.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (08:08):
I am, but yeah, I mostly discern
people by hair, and they allhave the same hair.
And they all do their makeup thesame way.
The clone army.
It's hard to say, but one ofthem decided that to feel better
after becoming a Mormon mom, wasshe needed to lob off her labia
in the name of empowerment andOkay, I get it.
(08:28):
I know I'm sounding preachyright now because I watched the
shit out of that show and I'mdefinitely going back for season
2
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:33):
Oh, Jesus.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (08:35):
But I gotta find out what they cut
off next!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:37):
So, she had labiaplasty.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (08:39):
Yeah, on the show.
Actually, not on the show, butthey showed her recovery and
whatnot.
She, you know, she did a two forone, did a boob job,
labiaplasty.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:46):
even, even the Mormons aren't safe
from this bullshit.
What hope do the rest of us haveYeah, truly, because, and the
reason why I ask, because themore and more of our hair, our
downstairs hair that we hackoff, the more women find on
their bodies that just isn't upto par.
Like, have you heard ofstrawberry legs?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (09:09):
Are strawberries walking around now?
No, it's like a rash orsomething.
I have strawberry skin,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (09:15):
I a hundred percent have strawberry
skin.
I was like, I, it's k, it's uh,Ker chosen and Polaris.
Anyway, the, the internet gaveit a name.
I have strawberry legs.
This is something that I nowhave to have to fix.
Right.
The more that we're cutting offall of our pubes and getting a
good look at the roast beefdownstairs, we're finding
problems.
(09:35):
We're worried about what ourpartners are going to think
about it, and Again, like backto the anal bleaching episode of
all the things to feel inferiorabout the color of your butthole
or the size of your labia.
It just, it just breaks mybrain.
And I just, I want Gen Z to setthemselves free and just keep
the mystery bush and setyourselves free.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (10:00):
Into the secret garden.
No, I also think it is fair thatyou mentioned anal bleaching to
point out that you chose both ofthose topics within, I would say
like the last three months.
So you are very invested inwhat's going on in people's
swimsuit area.
I'm here for it, but I get it.
Yeah.
The, uh, online kind of panic orpressure around these certain
(10:22):
things.
Cause it was online recentlyafter 31 years of life, I
learned that you could have aninnie or an outie vulva.
I didn't know that there was,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (10:32):
I thought they were all just
vulvas.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (10:34):
yes, I didn't realize there was a
distinction between them.
And so now that's somethingyou've got to be worried about,
right?
Cause obviously there's apreference.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (10:42):
I, I'll get to it when we talk
about the different surgeries,but I have thoughts on that as
well.
All right.
But before we go any further, Iam gonna go on a little bit on
an off topic rant, because whenI was Googling all of these
different terms, uh, you know,the different surgeries, you
have to dig deep to find somereal information.
You have to know what you'redoing in Google because the
(11:04):
first five to 10 pages of Googleis, it's from plastic surgeons
who offer the procedure.
It's.
Fucking SEO, search engineoptimization, these guys have
gotten so good, not just plasticsurgeons, but like companies in
general, have gotten so good atgaming the system, they bury any
(11:24):
real information, and it's hardto find any information that
isn't from the provider, likethe person That, you'd
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (11:32):
mm hmm.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (11:33):
So that person that benefits from
you getting the surgery.
That's not the person I want toget my information from.
Like, that's a big red flag.
And the normal person'sscholarly articles are difficult
to find, hard to read.
And it's just, as soon as Igoogled it, I was like, oh, this
is, this is not good.
This is not good.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (11:53):
But if I can't trust the person
who's directly profiting off ofme, who can I trust, Laura?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (12:01):
Impolite society! Duh!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (12:03):
tell it how it is, because we're
making no money.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (12:07):
Zero money.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (12:09):
money.
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (12:10):
That's too true.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (12:12):
To bring you the reality.
The cold, hard metal tray thatyour lobbed off labios will be
plopped upon.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (12:25):
Okay, let's go through these
procedures and what they are.
Number one, labiaplasty.
This eliminates, this surgeryeliminates unwanted tissue of
the labia majora and or minora.
Um,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (12:46):
naive, but I do know a little bit of
the complaints that one mighthave.
And I don't know if you can havetoo much labia majora, right?
Is that a thing?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (12:56):
Yes, you can have too much labia
majora because a subset of thisprocedure is the vulval
lipoplasty, where they Doliposuction on your labia majora
and mons pubis.
So,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (13:11):
That's, okay.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:12):
so that FUPA area, like
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (13:15):
I get that.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:17):
you, they can do it.
Not, not only just on the, themons pubis, which is the top of
your lady parts, but the sidesas well, they can do, uh,
liposuction there as well.
And I mean, if any of them, I'mlike, okay, this is the one I'm
like, I had to choose, I guessthat would be
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (13:33):
Yeah, so, gun to my head, you're
getting some kind of genitalcosmetic
laura_1_11-07-2024_2 (13:37):
Precisely.
Yeah, yeah, that
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (13:39):
out some, any fat, you know.
But that that one doesn'tsurprise me, cause wherever you
can cut a hole in the body andstick a thing in, you can suck
some fat out, so.
Trax.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:49):
of places for it to compile in your
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (13:51):
You're telling me.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:54):
But basically the, the major
surgery, the, the most of it isdone on the manure, the inside
lips of the
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (14:02):
what.
How would you describe those if,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:05):
your flaps and folds.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (14:06):
your flaps and folds, but like, if
you're not familiar with thefemale genitals at all, right,
the menorah is the, I want tocall it the inside parts, but
that's not always the case as
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:18):
but they're, they're inside the
start of them at least, or onthe
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (14:22):
inside and they are Flesh colored?
I guess all of your skin isflesh, but they're just more,
they look more like they areinside, they came from inside of
your body.
They're like the inside parts ofyour lips, almost.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:35):
yeah, totally.
It's a mucous membrane, So, and,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (14:39):
That's erotic.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:42):
you know, you talked about the innie
or the outie, I mean, I waswatching these surgeries, and,
I'm like, they look like apretty butterfly.
Like, that was honestly
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (14:53):
I also looked at, I didn't watch
any videos, but I did look at alot of before and after photos.
And I had the same thought.
I'm like, it looks like abutterfly.
It looks like a rose or like a
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:05):
same.
Yes!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (15:07):
And the thing that I noticed, in
addition to that, was theafters, they all looked exactly
the same.
They were like indistinguishablecookie cutter vulvas.
Looked like a Barbie with alittle, like, slice cut in.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:27):
Aw, that's so gross.
But, yes! That's exact ahairless, little, uh, little
slit.
A little I mean, really, we'rejust turning ourselves into sex
dolls, right?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (15:38):
Oh god.
Not a harmony!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:41):
ha ha ha
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (15:43):
Don't call me Harmony, not yet.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:47):
But basically, like, I mean, just to
give a quick overview in thecase, the listener is not fully
grasping.
If you feel your flaps and foldsare too big, they hang out or
they're uneven.
This can fix it.
So they, they, they trim offparts of your vulva.
There, there were surgeries.
They're pulling it out andthey're
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (16:06):
Yeah, the forceps grab
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (16:08):
yep.
Pull it, back and cut it out.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (16:11):
That, I saw that in some show I was
watching about cosmetic surgery,probably like chopped or
whatever, botched.
No, it wasn't botched.
It was some taboo show becauseobviously that's my interest.
And they blurred out everythingexcept for the removed labia
that laid on the tray.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (16:30):
Oh, God!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (16:30):
they they, got a shot of it.
And it was one of the mostdisgusting things I've ever
seen.
Not because female genitalia isdisgusting, but any dismembered
bob.
Yeah, body part.
It's just, it was veryupsetting.
And,
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (16:44):
killer would, like, hang on their wall.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (16:46):
and because it is an intimate area,
that makes it worse.
Again, it's not gross because ofwhat it is, it's because it was
cut off a human person and itwas just sitting there.
And it felt like mutilation tomy untrained eyes.
But she loved it.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:00):
She's over the moon
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (17:02):
All five to six men that she will
sleep with for the derainder ofher life will appreciate her
sacrifice.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:09):
No, they really won't, and that's
the grand joke, right?
The men don't really fuckingcare.
They're just like, Oh God, I
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (17:14):
Only the ones on the internet.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:15):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's theoretical pussy.
They're real picky abouttheoretical pussy.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (17:21):
just.
I was trying to say I'm pickyabout theoretical, I don't even
know what I'm picky about.
Okay, and then one, one morething about this, because it's a
huge market of folks who thismight appeal to, because
although just during thisresearch, I learned more about
the innie and the outie, I alsolearned that 56 percent of women
(17:44):
are outies, which I would nothave guessed because that, I
have not seen that depictedanywhere.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:50):
In your late night movies,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (17:52):
Well, I just, or like, I guess I don't
see a lot of vulvas, like, whenit comes down to
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:57):
I mean, yeah, because you see the,
you know, what you see,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (18:02):
You see what you see.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (18:04):
but I feel like I did see like there
was, there's artists that dodifferent, uh, drawings or
depictions or casts or thingslike that.
And I feel like that was mything of like, Oh, this is what
it looks like.
It's a wide variety.
rachel-guest765_1_11-0 (18:20):
specific artist that goes around to the
fairs and stuff in St.
Louis that has prints with justlike 12 different ones on there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (18:26):
Yeah! I think I know exactly who
you're talking about.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (18:28):
We looked at them.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (18:30):
Alright, so on this surgery, potential
complications include Scarring,scarring tissue, scar tissue
means you got scar tissue inyour hoo ha Infection, loss of
sensation And painfulintercourse.
Now, of course, this doesn'thappen uniformly, but these are
the things that can happen.
(18:51):
And in fact, I watched a videoof a surgeon answering the
question, does sensation change?
And he's like, I have to be verycareful about how I answer this
question.
Yeah, theoretically, it's notgoing to blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
However, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, yeah, you fuckingcretin.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (19:12):
Yeah.
Well, shit.
I mean, I Losing sensation.
I'm assuming that sex is thereason you're doing this, right?
You're not doing this becauseyou're chafing down there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (19:25):
that actually, that is, uh, a subset,
right?
There are some women who havelabia that are outie so much
that it does cause chafing orother issues.
And I'm like, Okay, I will, youknow, everyone's situation is
different.
I will not judge you on that.
(19:45):
You know?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (19:45):
But I'm assuming most of the people
are doing this because they wantto look better naked, right?
It's not that their lips aregetting caught in their pants
zipper.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (19:55):
Yeah.
I mean, it's hard to say, right,based on statistics, but that's
definitely the impression that Iget.
Again, these procedures werecreated as a way to solve real
problems, and then things havegotten fuzzy as
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (20:09):
I mean, I will say that was
definitely the motivation of theMormon mom.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (20:13):
Was
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (20:13):
Who did, yeah, it was just for
aesthetics.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (20:15):
What was the boob job for?
So her shirts will fit better?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (20:21):
wanted to prefer to, and she didn't,
this is what they're good at.
The Mormon moms.
They're good at creatingentertainment on TV and on Tik
TOK.
And they're really good atpretending they don't actually
have children.
So the saggy tits ruins theillusion.
So you got to yank them back upagain.
The Mormon moms, God bless them.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (20:43):
all right, so labiaplasty, I know
what you're thinking, okay,we're reducing the size of
labia, but, but what if my labiaare too small?
Well, there's a procedure forthat too.
Labia minora augmentation.
Where they do a fat transplantor a cosmetic filler injected
(21:05):
to, uh, beef up the beefcurtains.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (21:09):
Laura, you can only say that once a
year on your birthday.
That's a Bob's Burgers quote.
I knew that would go
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (21:16):
I don't even know where I heard
beef curtains from, but it'sjust stuck in my brain
somewhere.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (21:22):
okay, so this is literally filler for
your vulva, right?
So is this, Like the poorwoman's labiaplasty, like you
can't afford the cutoff piece,so you just use some forced
perspective to kind of puff upthe other parts.
Is this like the Gandalf sittingat the long table with the
hobbit's trick of female geneticcosmetic surgery?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (21:43):
Uh, no, it's labia minora.
So the inside, like, cause Imean, it can be so flat that
they don't, like the menorahdoesn't really exist.
So you put like some filler inthere to, to beef them out.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (21:57):
And what is the purpose for that?
Just because for aesthetics, I
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (22:00):
a hundo percent aesthetics.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (22:06):
even know.
I wouldn't even be like How doyou get to the point of your
life where you're like, man, mylabia minora are too small.
They're just so pee wee.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (22:17):
I don't know.
That's a great question.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (22:20):
The internet, too much time on the
internet.
Oh, Some women go their wholelives without even looking at
their vaginas.
So, it's just like.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (22:31):
Next up is clitoral hood reduction.
This surgery claims to increasesexual function by removing some
of the clitoral And if you'renot, uh, initiated, that is kind
of like the, the skin that kindof folds over the clitoris and
(22:52):
kind of covers it.
And It's, kind of like a littlesnug bug in a rug, but it's like
little noses popping out unlessyou're like down for business.
And then like it's whole headspopping
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (23:01):
yeah, it's, it's the foreskin of the
clitoris.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (23:04):
Exactly.
And this is called a hood act tome.
Which is a very sexy procedurename.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (23:10):
Ooh hoo.
laura_1_11-07-202 (23:12):
Complications can include, yet again,
scarring, infection, loss ofsensation, and damage to your
clitoris.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (23:20):
So it's kind of like a male
circumcision, but with theopposite effect, right?
We're cutting back skin, so weincrease sensitivity.
Even though it has kind of thesame potential side effects.
So it's, yeah, I mean,hoodectomy is kind of a weird
word, but I guess it's betterthan, uh,
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (23:41):
Female circumcision?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (23:42):
yeah.
That one's already got about abit of bad PR on it.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (23:47):
Totally, and this one is the one that
upset me the most.
Your lady is shy, let her beshy, right?
It's too close to comfort to thefemale genital mutilation in
those countries where they cutoff the clitoris of young girls.
And Really all of, all of theseare a version of that, right?
(24:09):
But this, this one wasparticularly upsetting to me
because also just, I, I visitedthe doctor last week and I was
just like, can you imagine, youknow, a cold, unfeeling, I don't
give a fuck, you're a moronattitude cutting around your
most sensitive part, your mostlike treasured sexual part.
(24:35):
Get away from there.
I want you to have nothing to dowith this area.
Please back off, sir, especiallywith your knife.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (24:43):
Well, I agree.
I, knives away from genitals.
That's my standpoint.
That's, that's, it's a firm linethat I stand on.
but also, you don't have toworry about that, coldness from
the medical professionalsbecause, uh, the cosmetic ones
are a little bit more salesy,right?
They, they probably make youfeel real good.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:03):
gonna take care of you, girl.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (25:04):
they give you some, um, knock, what
the shit?
They give you some laughing gasbeforehand.
So
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (25:10):
you're out for these.
These are general anesthesia.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (25:12):
would, but if you were like, Oh no, I'm
stressed.
They'd give you some of that
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:16):
at
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (25:16):
then they'd knock you out.
Right, that was another thingthat the Mormon moms did.
Was that they were doing not,what is it called?
Oh my
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:24):
This is just like Real Housewives of
Utah.
rachel-guest765_1_ (25:28):
Essentially, what is it called?
Laughing gas
laura_1_11-07-2024_2200 (25:31):
Nitrous Oxide.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (25:33):
They were doing, yeah, nitrous oxide.
Yeah, they went to go get Botoxand they were getting nitrous
oxide.
Laughing.
laura_1_11-07-2024_2 (25:41):
Housewives of Utah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (25:42):
Yeah, because they can't drink
alcohol, but they do that andthey take ketamine for emotional
trauma healing.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:49):
down for that.
Sure.
Mmm.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (25:54):
Great times.
Great times.
but I understand I can, again, Iagree, no knives near genitals.
I understand the need forincreased sensation.
I understand the desire for it.
Uh, in Mary Rocher's book.
Bonk.
She had a whole bit about aclitoral pump, which was
supposedly something that, very,very efficient at increasing
(26:19):
female satisfaction to the pointwhere she said something along
the lines of, she got it andthen she didn't do anything else
for like 72 hours.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:28):
Good for her! Go on, Mary! Go on with
your bad self!
rachel-guest765_1_11-0 (26:32):
Exactly.
So maybe
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:34):
that shit!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (26:34):
yeah, it's something you can do at
home privately.
That's not permanent andirreversible.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:40):
And no knives near genitals.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (26:43):
That's the slogan.
Slogan of the podcast.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:47):
ha ha! Next one! Hymenoplasty.
I don't know if I'm saying thatright.
Hymenoplasty?
rachel-guest765_1 (26:53):
Hamenoblasti.
If it was actually ancientGreek, they would be like the,
yeah, it would be like,Hamenoblasti.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (27:00):
So what this does is create that
virginal state of the hymenwhere they reconstruct the hymen
from the tissue that remainsbecause, I mean, it, it does
remain.
So when the hymen breaks, likeit doesn't just disappear and
dissolve, right?
It kind of like folds off to theside and heals or they do, they
stitch it back together withwhatever tissue is just kind of
(27:23):
laying around and just kind ofpull it into place Stitch it up.
So it's basically sewing up yourV hole.
And as you can imagine, this ismost popular in cultures who
place a high volume on unmarriedwomen's virginity.
When I looked it up on YouTube,it was not offered by any, there
(27:44):
were no videos from American,uh, Plastic surgeons about
hymenoplasty.
They were all Indian or, MiddleEastern of some variety.
And I mean, I don't mean tosound harsh, but I mean, I guess
it's better than being stoned todeath
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (28:01):
yeah.
Yeah,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:04):
are rare other than your wound, not
properly healing, but I mean,it's not healed.
It's going to, unhealed anyway.
So
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (28:12):
right.
It's never meant to bepermanent.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:14):
Yeah, exactly.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (28:16):
Dear God, this is like the self
voluntary husband stitch.
Like, you never heard that?
When you're sewing up a tearafter you've had a baby and the
husband's like, or the doctor'slike, Oh, I gave it one extra
stitch for you, man.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:30):
Um, if a doctor said that, I would
kick him in the face.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (28:34):
I mean, it's like an old joke.
I don't think, I don't thinkpeople do it anymore.
You, yeah, look it up.
It's, if you want to feeldisgusted by humanity.
Especially if you want tocontinue your, your anti doctor
kick that you're on.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:47):
Yeah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (28:50):
more men telling us what to do with
their bodies.
Otherwise we just start cuttingit off, apparently.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:59):
It's the next stage.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (29:01):
But
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (29:01):
Like I said, we're just gonna become
a bunch of sex dolls.
I
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (29:06):
because I apparently have learned zero
information about the hymen.
Like I don't know what, why dowe have it?
Why is it there?
Are we really coming factorysealed?
Like this is insane.
I don't even, I don't understandthe mechanisms of how it works.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (29:23):
don't either.
Honestly, I don't know otherthan, I mean, I guess, you know,
the tissue, it's like a, I don'tknow.
Kind of an enclosed area, andthen as you grow, you know, I
imagine that we could do a castof many different hymens.
I imagine that they're all verydifferent in, in That sounds In
(29:43):
children, don't do casts ofchildren's genitals.
I don't, I'm backtracking veryquickly.
But I just say like, you know,we're all very different.
I just imagine we start small,we get bigger.
So I imagine it's kind of aresidual from that.
But maybe that's a great episodeactually.
What the fuck's a
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (30:02):
I tried to see pictures.
I only saw diagrams.
It didn't make sense to me.
It just was like flesh justblocking it.
How but you can have your periodwithout having sex.
And somehow riding a horse butIt goes through it?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (30:15):
The period goes through it.
Yeah, it's not like completely
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (30:18):
Well, I know, but it's like a little
tiny hole.
I don't know, man.
Somehow riding a horse can breakit.
I don't want to know that one,but I've lived my whole life and
it's just sad that how little wewomen know about our bodies.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (30:32):
Fair.
And I'll get to a diatribe onthat too.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (30:36):
This is a very preachy podcast about
female
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (30:38):
a very preachy podcast.
Next up, vaginoplasty.
This is used to tighten up thevaginal contour.
That was something that wassaid.
Which I was like, what the fuckis that?
And, and to increase sexualsatisfaction.
(30:58):
Basically, they cut and stitchyour vagina tighter.
They cut it out, they sew ittogether.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (31:05):
And it sounds like there might be an
easier solution here, guys,gals.
Vaginoplasty, when it's easierto throw out pieces of your own
body than the man you'refucking.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (31:19):
Aka, his dick ain't big enough.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (31:21):
They're they make all kinds of
apparatuses, and, I mean, it's
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (31:26):
need to cut out pieces
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (31:27):
Not no shame to the men, because
they have their own struggles.
I've seen, men put pumps intotheir penises to inflate them.
And it's like, it's just, noknives in your genitals, your
genitals are fine.
Somebody will enjoy them.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (31:39):
Somebody will enjoy them.
Find that person! And, accordingto Google AI, this
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (31:47):
Oh no.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (31:48):
It can also help with problems like
unwanted noise, trapped air, andloose tampons.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (31:55):
And any errant echoes that might
holler back at you from yourcavernous vagina.
Ha ha ha ha
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:03):
what the fuck?
Unwanted noise, trapped air?
As I'm just
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (32:10):
I mean,
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (32:10):
around all day.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (32:12):
Well, who doesn't love a good queef?
They're hilarious! Boy, what away to lighten up the mood in
the bedroom, man.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:20):
It's kind of like nature's big joke.
Like, you think what you'redoing is so great.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (32:26):
Yeah! and it just means that
everybody's having, well, ordoes it?
I don't remember.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:30):
And loose tampons, that just means
you got a heavy float, girl.
You just need to size up,because
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (32:37):
get the
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:37):
loose and it's hanging
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (32:38):
back in there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:40):
Just push it back in.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (32:41):
Yeah, yeah.
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (32:42):
double up if you need to.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (32:44):
But, okay, so I've heard that being
relaxed helps with queefs, asopposed to being tense because
the tense you're trapping theair in but if you're like
relaxed it comes and so it's noteven about size it's about what
you know position and what's
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (33:00):
would definitely position, definitely.
And also how many times you'reexiting and re entering, because
then you're getting
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (33:06):
that gives so many opportunities for
slippage so it's just like
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (33:11):
Keep it, but not too, anyway.
And, side note on thisprocedure, if they make it too
small, you may have to stretchit out afterwards.
With, um, dilators.
Dot, dot, dot.
Dil, dildolators!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (33:30):
yeah they just look like little
dildos Oh,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (33:35):
options.
And if these aren't all badenough, we finally get to the
coup de grâce, the G spotaugmentation, and the O shot.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (33:49):
shot?
Oh, no! Oh.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (33:55):
isn't there no scientific consensus
that the G spot actually exists?
Spoiler alert, there is notscientific consensus that this
anatomical structure evenexists.
Look it up for yourself.
If you don't believe me, doctorscan't find it on every woman.
They've done like post mortemstudies and
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (34:13):
Oh, no.
Who lets people do that to
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (34:16):
Donate your body to science, right?
So they say it has to be a mythand you can make your own
conclusions on that.
We could do a whole episodeabout women's health and about
how no one fucking cares,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (34:28):
Yeah, but no one will
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (34:29):
And that's beside the point.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (34:34):
Oh, I think we talked about this in
the clitters episode, but mypet.
Belief or my pet theory is thatit is comes from the clitoris
It's two little blubs that wetalked about that reach around
the opening of the vagina So theg spot is really just that
internal clitoral stimulation inthe crotch of the clit.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (34:54):
Yeah.
But, I mean, but they, theydon't know that it exists
because they can't find it inevery woman.
But let's be honest.
They're not looking that hard.
So the point is, we don't knowcategorically, empirically, if
the G spot exists or not, but weauthorize doctors to augment or
enhance it.
(35:15):
If that doesn't tell you that weare living in wild fucking days,
my friend, I don't know whatdoes.
And this kind of proceduredoesn't technically fall into
the realm of female genitalcosmetic surgery.
But I'm still lumping it in herebecause it's fucking stupid,
just like all this shit.
So, the O Shot, the G Shot, GSpot enhancement, and the are
(35:38):
kind of performance enhancers,where people are looking to up
their sexual pleasure, like howa penis pump or anal nitrates
work or Spanish fly.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (35:49):
I've never heard of those
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (35:51):
it's like seventies things.
I don't know why they're in mylexicon, but they are, but it's
all things that try to get youmore revved up for the, for the
business.
And I don't know about you butnothing revs my engine like
needles.
rachel-guest765_1_11- (36:06):
Amendment to our slogan no knives near
genitals
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:10):
or needles.
No, I don't even want to knowabout genital needling.
I don't even know that was athing.
I don't, Oh, I do know aboutsounding.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (36:26):
Mm hmm.
You can
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:27):
I don't know if you're the one,
maybe it was, you put it on thelist.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (36:31):
yeah.
Uh.
Yeah, you can also talk toAlbert Fish about that.
He was a very
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:37):
I don't want to talk to Albert
Fish about anything.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (36:39):
Needles in his junk.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:42):
All right.
Enough of the disturbing needleand genital talk.
Let's talk about it in a medicalsetting?
I don't know.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (36:49):
That makes it better!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:52):
So the O Shot, short for orgasm
shot, is a procedure whereplatelet rich plasma from your
own blood is injected into the GSpot, the Graftenburg spot.
So they take your blood out ofyour arm, just like a normal
blood draw, they spin it in oneof those centrifuges, they
extract the PRP and they injectit into your G Spot and your
(37:17):
clitoris.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (37:18):
And it does what?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (37:21):
It makes you feel amazing!
rachel-guest765_1_11- (37:27):
erection?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (37:28):
The science on it is completely sus.
kind of platelet rich plasma hasa moment in like, homeopathic
medicine of like, for healingwounds and different kinds of
things.
Like you can inject it, like thevampire facial, like that's
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (37:46):
Oh, see, I had not heard of that
either.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (37:48):
It's injecting blood into your body
to, you know, reheal andrejuvenate and different kinds
of things.
The science is totally sketched.
The, the O Shot, it was createdby one man, Dr.
Charles Runnels, and theprocedure is trademarked, which
I did not know was a thing.
Uh, and it can only be performedby him or one of his certified
(38:10):
practitioners.
It's also not FDA approved andresults last about nine months.
And the consensus on thisamazing sexual pleasure.
is that there is no consensus.
A lot Of people say it's placeboeffect.
The others say it's absolutelylife changing.
(38:33):
studies are mixed because,again, no one gives a shit about
women's health, let alone theirorgasms.
And the one study that showedpromising results was done by
none other than Dr.
Reynolds himself.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (38:47):
hmm.
Who else can I trust?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (38:50):
And he's also, before this, had been
disqualified from working as aclinical investigator by the FDA
after some sketchy shit he didon a previous study.
That study was unrelated tofemale sex organs, but still, so
methodology and ethics, maybe alittle circumspect.
Yes.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (39:11):
that people go to for an orgasm.
Like, there's more to life,folks.
Don't let some quacky doctorshoot up your genital mystery
fluid.
If you want a better orgasm,just go to Spencer's Gifts, man.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (39:25):
dude, go get a vibrator and like smoke
some weed or turn on somecandles or some shit.
Like it's, it's not thatimportant! But okay, next one is
the G Shot, the G SpotEnhancement.
This is injecting cosmeticfiller into your G Spot.
This is the same filler thatgoes into your face.
(39:48):
And the idea is to increase thesize of the G spot, making it
more accessible and moresensitive during sexual
activity.
So plump it on up, just likeyour lips, like the ones on your
face
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (40:06):
Those lips.
We remember
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (40:08):
also the other one, if you've had
the, the other vaginoplasty thatwe were talking about, trying to
beef up the beef curtains,whichever lips you want to look
like.
So this G Shot, it was inventedin 2005 by Dr.
David Matlock, an L.
A.
plastic surgeon, whichimmediately to me is like, mmm.
It's
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (40:34):
this in a pussy.
He's like, the stuff that I'mputting in people's faces, I'm
gonna puff up some G spots.
He was
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (40:42):
just like, a fever dream he had one
night.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (40:46):
he sat up in bed, Holy cow, this is
gonna make me rich!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (40:50):
Well, it did.
Because it is also trademarked.
Again, not a thing I knew thatwas possible when it isn't a
device or a product, but aprocedure.
Because all of these needles andcosmetic filler and platelet
rich plasma are all thingsexisted.
But anyway, He's the only onewho can do it or train your
(41:10):
doctor to do it.
And by the way, the training isa 30 minute video that the
doctors purchase from him.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (41:20):
If you can't learn a medical
procedure in a 30 minute video,then I don't need it.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (41:26):
Quick hits.
We're living in the world ofTikTok.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (41:28):
Yes,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (41:30):
And the G Shot, it has never been
evaluated in a peer reviewedstudy.
The only literature about itssuccess comes from him.
So, yeah, yeah.
And also, I could not find anyreal articles on this, so I did
what I always do when I want toknow the real, real about
(41:51):
something.
I went to Reddit and searchedit.
So, yeah.
And shit is bleak out there,man.
There are all these womenstruggling with sexual
dysfunction and grasping atanything that might help them.
These are subreddits likewomenover40, becomingorgasmic,
(42:13):
themenopausereddit.
It may be really sad.
This is, this is complicated.
I mean, are these women havingissues because of some
anatomical or some medicalissue?
Or is it psychological?
No one knows, and like manythings in the medical field, no
(42:34):
one has cared enough to findout.
So it's the fucking Wild Westout there.
It's people trying to experimentbasically on themselves and then
doctors trying to capitalize onit.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (42:45):
This is ringing a bell to a type of
surgery that we did not cover inthe episode, which would be
interesting to talk about maybeif we ever do more shorts in the
future.
This is another item from MaryRocher's bonk book about, uh, A
correlation between orgasms andthe distance from, the distance
between your clitoris and yourvagina.
(43:07):
And I believe one woman movedher clitoris closer to her
vagina to
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (43:13):
Oh my God! Why would you do that to
yourself?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (43:17):
I just, I'm trying to remember, I
believe that was the gist of it.
So there is another kind, Iguess it's not cosmetic because
it's actually performing afunction, right?
But
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (43:28):
I did not come across this one in my
research.
Mind blown!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (43:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna double check that.
If it's not real, we can cutthat out, but This you talking
about it here because the bigpart of that book there was a
Considerable chunk of that bookwhere Mary Bush talked about the
same thing like the kind of theorgasm gap and you know Why what
some women have so much troublewith it?
And I mean, I, to me, it doesn'ttake a psychologist to
(43:54):
understand why women might havemixed feelings about sex in our
current culture and society, noteven current, in our existing
culture and society, right?
You've been hammered over yourhead with it for the first,
what, quarter of your life?
How awful it is.
And then they were like, Oh, bythe way, you're expected to
have, you know, just,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (44:12):
I'm expected to have amazing orgasms
every
rachel-guest765_1_11-0 (44:16):
shameful and disgusting.
And you should center the man inthe situation.
And, oh, but you also need to,if you're not orgasming, you're
defaulted, or you're defunct.
Yeah, yeah.
It's tough.
There's a lot to unpack there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (44:32):
uh, yeah, that it, it, sex, sex is
complicated.
We've, we've talked about that athousand
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (44:37):
We wouldn't have a show if it
wasn't.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (44:39):
True, true.
And the bottom line on all ofthese procedures is that there
is not clear data on risks,benefits, complications of any
of these.
Good quality data just does notexist in this field and that's
not just my opinion.
The American College ofObstetricians and Gynecologists
(45:00):
in a very clearly written letterof concern that it published to
both its members and to theworld and their opinion letter
also called out these doctorswill use medical terms like
labial hypertrophy withpatients.
And I, I heard somebody say thaton the YouTube videos.
He's like, my patient, this isthe labial hypertrophy with
(45:22):
patients.
And that's when the labia minorais outside the labia majora,
they give this name to givethem.
the, the consumer, the patient,a sense that what they're
treating them for is this real,diagnosable, official medical
condition, but it's fucking notmean, you just have 56 percent
(45:45):
of, of women have that.
And from the paper, This is verysuccinct, so I put it in quotes.
For the labial hypertrophy toattain disease status, normality
in measurement and functionwould need to be defined.
This work simply has not beendone.
Currently, labial hypertrophy isneither definable nor
(46:06):
measurable.
One person's hypertrophy couldbe another's normality.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (46:11):
And we talked about this with the
clitoris, right?
In the clitoris one, there's noreal parameters.
I mean, there's some around whatmakes a clitoris too long and
too
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (46:22):
a micropenis?
It's,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (46:23):
Yeah, because it's all just one big
kind of spectrum anyway, sonobody's out there measuring to
say what's what's right.
And what's wrong
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (46:31):
Yes.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (46:31):
It's a judgment call I guess
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (46:34):
Yeah.
And, and that's what this allfucking is in a nutshell.
There are no such thing asnormal genitals, a normal
clitoris, a normal orgasmicability, a normal size of your
labia.
Normal is not what you see onthe internet.
If it pees and it orgasms, it'sdoing its fucking job.
(46:55):
Leave it alone.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (46:56):
Amen brothers and sisters if it be
let it be
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (47:01):
And even if it doesn't orgasm very
well, just because you don'torgasm like a man doesn't mean
you're deficient.
It doesn't mean that you'rebroken.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (47:10):
I hear they're faking anyway
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (47:12):
I, Women are built different and
sex is just sex.
It's nothing to cut off yourpussy parts for.
Like, just leave it the fuckalone.
And find something else to beweirdly fixated on.
Like, how your second toe islonger than your big toe.
And then just deal with it.
(47:32):
Just move on with your fuckinglives.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (47:34):
If you give it enough time, the
internet will tell you somethingelse is wrong with you.
So just sleep on it for like sixmonths and then you'll be like,
wow, my neck muscles need to bea little bit more atrophied.
So I have a swan neck, but no,I've learned a lot here today.
And my two big takeaways thatI'm walking away from this
episode with is first, I don'tfucking know how to spell
(47:55):
genital.
I spelt it so wrong so manytimes.
It seems like a simple word.
Alas,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (48:02):
And Google Docs will not give you a
suggestion on it becauseapparently it's a dirty word.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (48:06):
We're being censored.
On Google.
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (48:09):
Google Docs.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (48:11):
Google Docs.
This is, that is an issue I runinto a lot.
With this research.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (48:16):
no, I don't know, man.
Guess you'll have to do your ownresearch.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (48:20):
you think those nasty, dirty
thoughts, I'm not gonna helpyou.
You impure fucker.
Dear gosh, and then the otherthing that I learned is almost
as important.
Can't spell genitals.
Also, they are unpleasant tolook at out of context.
They are not attractive andthat's all human genitals.
(48:43):
Men's, women's, innies, outies,whatever.
If I'm looking at a slideshow ofjust different vulvas, I'm not
enjoying that experience.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (48:53):
Yeah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (48:54):
I don't want to think I'm too
prudish here, because also don'tlook too closely at your mouths,
people, because that's nastytoo.
Tongues, what is up with them?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:02):
If you do like a, like a down the
throat look at like tonsils,you're also like, ugh.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (49:07):
Yeah, mm mm, those are all inside
parts.
Inside parts.
Leave them inside.
But, just because they're ugly,to be fair, does not mean we
need to mutilate them.
Because if, without tongues, howwould we taste delicious,
delicious food?
And
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:23):
And also lick those nasty parts,
because for some reason thatfeels good.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (49:28):
Yeah.
Any qualms or any concerns thatI was like harboring a secret
lesbianism
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:34):
Gone.
Gone.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (49:36):
out the window, I was like, I do not
want to put, I don't want to putmy mouth on any genitals.
Cut that out.
But there's definitely some thatseem easier to make myself do.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:53):
Fair.
That's very, very
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (49:57):
that's the kind of insight you get
here.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (50:00):
On Impolite
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (50:00):
In polite society.
So, those are my lessons.
I hope you walked away with acouple lessons.
If not, the only lesson thatmatters is just love your body
for how it is, folks.
It is what
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (50:14):
I hope you got a few laughs at
least.
I did.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (50:17):
Oh yeah, we always walk out of here
with a couple laughs, that's howwe have our super strong abs.
But if you had a good laugh anda good learn here today, tell a
friend about our show.
Don't be shy.
Let the world know.
I know we talked about someeyebrow raising stuff today, but
it's a weird world out there,and if you're interested in it,
(50:38):
your friends have probablyGoogled it as well, and they
need to know about it.
And as always, thank you so muchfor listening.
You can send us your own rudethoughts or questions at rude at
impolite society, podcast.
com or the phone thing.
That's in the show notes thatnobody's used yet.
(50:58):
So be the first,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (51:01):
us.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (51:02):
be the first.
Our GMs are open.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (51:07):
All right, everybody, thank you for
listening,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (51:10):
and keep,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (51:11):
curious, my fellow weirdos, and keep
marching to the beat of your owndrum.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (51:18):
say weirdos is politically charged.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (51:21):
This is fucking stupid, you can't
take the word weirdo from me,you just can't.
In the age of social media,
filters, and face tuning,everyone is looking for a way to
get pretty quick.
Plastic surgery for faces,butts, and breasts have been
common for decades, but there'sa whole new world of enhancement
out there that is waiting foryou if you're willing to take
the ouch that it takes to getthere, that is.
(00:27):
Bold, field of cosmeticsurgeries that women are
undertaking.
What length will females go toachieve the perfect body?
Farther than you might think.
That's what you're in for todayon Impolite Society.
(01:16):
Welcome back! It is ImpoliteSociety, and I am Laura.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (01:22):
And I'm the other one, otherwise
known as Rachel.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (01:26):
And here we are again.
We're talking about cosmeticsurgery, but Not the typical
ones that we've talked aboutbefore.
Cracking nasal bones for nosejobs.
Carving open chest cavities forbreast implants.
Trocar stabbing for liposuction.
Boring.
(01:46):
Absolutely boring.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (01:48):
I mean, if I've had a passing
fancy to have one, then it ain'ttaboo enough for us.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (01:54):
Exactly, because that is all everyday
boring ass shit, today we aregetting much more extreme with
something known as FemaleGenital Cosmetic Surgery, or
FGCS for short.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (02:14):
Okay, so as the owner of some female
genitalia, genitalia, which
laura_1_11-07-2024_2 (02:19):
Genitalia!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (02:20):
which is actually how I typed it in
the notes so many times, I'mintrigued.
Color me intrigued.
This one is just so odd to mebecause I can understand boob
jobs and liposuction and nosejobs because those are things
that everyone can see.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (02:38):
Yeah, like the nose on your face,
that's pretty prominent.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (02:41):
And I can see how that would affect
how people perceive you.
It would have a snowball'seffect of positive consequences.
But this is a very personal andprivate parts?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (02:55):
your private
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (02:56):
Your private parts! Oh man! But I am
just ready to hear all aboutwhat shocking and horrific
things modern society hasdreamed up and told us we need
to do to our intimate parts.
And I also want to know how manyvideos of these surgeries being
performed did you watch inpreparation for this episode
today, Laura?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (03:16):
Not that many.
I did a, a brief overview onYouTube.
I'll, I'll talk about a few ofthem as we kind of dig into the
different, Options one may have,but it was nothing like the deep
dive that I did on
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (03:31):
Did for the regular.
I have a story.
Well, that's just satisfying.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (03:37):
Yeah, truly.
So, female genital cosmeticsurgery, it's actually a whole
suite of procedures becausethere's a lot of parts down
there.
Yeah.
And I guess that means there's alot of ways to improve because
they're a complex system.
(03:58):
They all work together,interconnected parts that
surgeons can really fuck up.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (04:04):
You say improve.
What does that mean?
What in this case, what makesone vulva more improved than the
other?
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (04:13):
That's a great question that I still do
not fully understand.
But FGSC, it stands out asparticularly weird because as
this name implies, it'scosmetic, it is characterized
by, quote, an absence of clearphysical or functional medical
(04:34):
necessity.
So, completely elective.
Just cutting and injecting allaround your, your lady business.
And that makes it different fromfemale genital surgery.
Those correct a problem.
Like a urinary issue, a vaginalprolapse.
Pain, different kinds of things,you know, things, the body can
(04:56):
go wrong in a thousand differentways.
Right?
And luckily, modern medicine ishere to help us out in these
cases.
But these, the Female GenitalCosmetic Surgeries, they started
their life as a way to helppeople with real medical issues
and they've devolved into this.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (05:16):
Welcome to Panem! Do do do do, however
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:22):
is it?
May the may the gods be in yourfavor?
May the odds be
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (05:27):
takes something that, like you said,
and it just blows it up to theextreme.
Everybody's got their fancy,genetically engineered genitals
now.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:38):
It truly, like, Hunger Games, the
more and more that we do thisshow, the more and more, I'm
like, God, we are living in PanAm.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (05:45):
Yeah,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:46):
And I didn't even really like that
book or
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (05:49):
Oh, I love
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:50):
but it.
stuck with me, man.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (05:52):
That's, that's what makes it good.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (05:54):
And Like everything else that's
awful in this world, this kindof surgery is on the rise.
Labioplasty, and I'm going toget to exactly what that is in a
second, this is the most popularprocedure and it is increased
more than 50 percent between2014 and 2018.
It's a 50 percent increase infour years and I couldn't find
(06:17):
up to date stats on this, but wecan only assume it's just
ratcheted up in this time,right?
Can I ask you, Rachel, as aTikToker
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (06:28):
Ooh.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (06:28):
got the pulse on the younger
generation, What is Gen Z doingnowadays with their lady
business?
Because I've been hesitant toGoogle it because I don't want
to end up on some sort ofstrange Algorithmic ad or list
of any kind.
I just want to prepare myselffor the future I want to brace
(06:49):
my brain for the horrors thatare to come because I want to
know, are they embracing natureand letting their pubic hair
grow?
Cause I feel like we've got thiswhole like women power kind of
thing going on in the newgeneration.
But how far are they taking it?
Because that might mean thatthis female genital cosmetic
(07:10):
surgery nonsense might fall inpopularity.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (07:14):
You know, I don't want to brag, but
I've set my mental well beingtimer on TikTok to 30 minutes a
day, so I am not the quite thepundit that I used to be.
But I will say, I, even if Iwas, I don't think I would know,
because girl, you can't even saylabia on TikTok.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (07:33):
ha ha
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (07:34):
So how are they going to be talking
about it?
The real question, The realgroup that's got their finger on
the pulse.
What are the Mormon moms doingwith their vulvas?
And that is, okay, you laugh,that you laugh.
This is a very serious questionthat was addressed on the eye
opening documentary series, TheSecret Lives of Mormon Wives.
(07:58):
Where one of theindistinguishable clone Mormon
moms
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (08:02):
close.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (08:03):
Yeah, I could not tell some of them
apart.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:06):
Well, you're partially face blind.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (08:08):
I am, but yeah, I mostly discern
people by hair, and they allhave the same hair.
And they all do their makeup thesame way.
The clone army.
It's hard to say, but one ofthem decided that to feel better
after becoming a Mormon mom, wasshe needed to lob off her labia
in the name of empowerment andOkay, I get it.
(08:28):
I know I'm sounding preachyright now because I watched the
shit out of that show and I'mdefinitely going back for season
2
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:33):
Oh, Jesus.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (08:35):
But I gotta find out what they cut
off next!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:37):
So, she had labiaplasty.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (08:39):
Yeah, on the show.
Actually, not on the show, butthey showed her recovery and
whatnot.
She, you know, she did a two forone, did a boob job,
labiaplasty.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (08:46):
even, even the Mormons aren't safe
from this bullshit.
What hope do the rest of us haveYeah, truly, because, and the
reason why I ask, because themore and more of our hair, our
downstairs hair that we hackoff, the more women find on
their bodies that just isn't upto par.
Like, have you heard ofstrawberry legs?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (09:09):
Are strawberries walking around now?
No, it's like a rash orsomething.
I have strawberry skin,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (09:15):
I a hundred percent have strawberry
skin.
I was like, I, it's k, it's uh,Ker chosen and Polaris.
Anyway, the, the internet gaveit a name.
I have strawberry legs.
This is something that I nowhave to have to fix.
Right.
The more that we're cutting offall of our pubes and getting a
good look at the roast beefdownstairs, we're finding
problems.
(09:35):
We're worried about what ourpartners are going to think
about it, and Again, like backto the anal bleaching episode of
all the things to feel inferiorabout the color of your butthole
or the size of your labia.
It just, it just breaks mybrain.
And I just, I want Gen Z to setthemselves free and just keep
the mystery bush and setyourselves free.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (10:00):
Into the secret garden.
No, I also think it is fair thatyou mentioned anal bleaching to
point out that you chose both ofthose topics within, I would say
like the last three months.
So you are very invested inwhat's going on in people's
swimsuit area.
I'm here for it, but I get it.
Yeah.
The, uh, online kind of panic orpressure around these certain
(10:22):
things.
Cause it was online recentlyafter 31 years of life, I
learned that you could have aninnie or an outie vulva.
I didn't know that there was,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (10:32):
I thought they were all just
vulvas.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (10:34):
yes, I didn't realize there was a
distinction between them.
And so now that's somethingyou've got to be worried about,
right?
Cause obviously there's apreference.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (10:42):
I, I'll get to it when we talk
about the different surgeries,but I have thoughts on that as
well.
All right.
But before we go any further, Iam gonna go on a little bit on
an off topic rant, because whenI was Googling all of these
different terms, uh, you know,the different surgeries, you
have to dig deep to find somereal information.
You have to know what you'redoing in Google because the
(11:04):
first five to 10 pages of Googleis, it's from plastic surgeons
who offer the procedure.
It's.
Fucking SEO, search engineoptimization, these guys have
gotten so good, not just plasticsurgeons, but like companies in
general, have gotten so good atgaming the system, they bury any
(11:24):
real information, and it's hardto find any information that
isn't from the provider, likethe person That, you'd
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (11:32):
mm hmm.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (11:33):
So that person that benefits from
you getting the surgery.
That's not the person I want toget my information from.
Like, that's a big red flag.
And the normal person'sscholarly articles are difficult
to find, hard to read.
And it's just, as soon as Igoogled it, I was like, oh, this
is, this is not good.
This is not good.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (11:53):
But if I can't trust the person
who's directly profiting off ofme, who can I trust, Laura?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (12:01):
Impolite society! Duh!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (12:03):
tell it how it is, because we're
making no money.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (12:07):
Zero money.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (12:09):
money.
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (12:10):
That's too true.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (12:12):
To bring you the reality.
The cold, hard metal tray thatyour lobbed off labios will be
plopped upon.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (12:25):
Okay, let's go through these
procedures and what they are.
Number one, labiaplasty.
This eliminates, this surgeryeliminates unwanted tissue of
the labia majora and or minora.
Um,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (12:46):
naive, but I do know a little bit of
the complaints that one mighthave.
And I don't know if you can havetoo much labia majora, right?
Is that a thing?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (12:56):
Yes, you can have too much labia
majora because a subset of thisprocedure is the vulval
lipoplasty, where they Doliposuction on your labia majora
and mons pubis.
So,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (13:11):
That's, okay.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:12):
so that FUPA area, like
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (13:15):
I get that.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:17):
you, they can do it.
Not, not only just on the, themons pubis, which is the top of
your lady parts, but the sidesas well, they can do, uh,
liposuction there as well.
And I mean, if any of them, I'mlike, okay, this is the one I'm
like, I had to choose, I guessthat would be
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (13:33):
Yeah, so, gun to my head, you're
getting some kind of genitalcosmetic
laura_1_11-07-2024_2 (13:37):
Precisely.
Yeah, yeah, that
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (13:39):
out some, any fat, you know.
But that that one doesn'tsurprise me, cause wherever you
can cut a hole in the body andstick a thing in, you can suck
some fat out, so.
Trax.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:49):
of places for it to compile in your
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (13:51):
You're telling me.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (13:54):
But basically the, the major
surgery, the, the most of it isdone on the manure, the inside
lips of the
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (14:02):
what.
How would you describe those if,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:05):
your flaps and folds.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (14:06):
your flaps and folds, but like, if
you're not familiar with thefemale genitals at all, right,
the menorah is the, I want tocall it the inside parts, but
that's not always the case as
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:18):
but they're, they're inside the
start of them at least, or onthe
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (14:22):
inside and they are Flesh colored?
I guess all of your skin isflesh, but they're just more,
they look more like they areinside, they came from inside of
your body.
They're like the inside parts ofyour lips, almost.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:35):
yeah, totally.
It's a mucous membrane, So, and,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (14:39):
That's erotic.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (14:42):
you know, you talked about the innie
or the outie, I mean, I waswatching these surgeries, and,
I'm like, they look like apretty butterfly.
Like, that was honestly
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (14:53):
I also looked at, I didn't watch
any videos, but I did look at alot of before and after photos.
And I had the same thought.
I'm like, it looks like abutterfly.
It looks like a rose or like a
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:05):
same.
Yes!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (15:07):
And the thing that I noticed, in
addition to that, was theafters, they all looked exactly
the same.
They were like indistinguishablecookie cutter vulvas.
Looked like a Barbie with alittle, like, slice cut in.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:27):
Aw, that's so gross.
But, yes! That's exact ahairless, little, uh, little
slit.
A little I mean, really, we'rejust turning ourselves into sex
dolls, right?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (15:38):
Oh god.
Not a harmony!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:41):
ha ha ha
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (15:43):
Don't call me Harmony, not yet.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (15:47):
But basically, like, I mean, just to
give a quick overview in thecase, the listener is not fully
grasping.
If you feel your flaps and foldsare too big, they hang out or
they're uneven.
This can fix it.
So they, they, they trim offparts of your vulva.
There, there were surgeries.
They're pulling it out andthey're
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (16:06):
Yeah, the forceps grab
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (16:08):
yep.
Pull it, back and cut it out.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (16:11):
That, I saw that in some show I was
watching about cosmetic surgery,probably like chopped or
whatever, botched.
No, it wasn't botched.
It was some taboo show becauseobviously that's my interest.
And they blurred out everythingexcept for the removed labia
that laid on the tray.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (16:30):
Oh, God!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (16:30):
they they, got a shot of it.
And it was one of the mostdisgusting things I've ever
seen.
Not because female genitalia isdisgusting, but any dismembered
bob.
Yeah, body part.
It's just, it was veryupsetting.
And,
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (16:44):
killer would, like, hang on their wall.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (16:46):
and because it is an intimate area,
that makes it worse.
Again, it's not gross because ofwhat it is, it's because it was
cut off a human person and itwas just sitting there.
And it felt like mutilation tomy untrained eyes.
But she loved it.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:00):
She's over the moon
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (17:02):
All five to six men that she will
sleep with for the derainder ofher life will appreciate her
sacrifice.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:09):
No, they really won't, and that's
the grand joke, right?
The men don't really fuckingcare.
They're just like, Oh God, I
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (17:14):
Only the ones on the internet.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:15):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's theoretical pussy.
They're real picky abouttheoretical pussy.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (17:21):
just.
I was trying to say I'm pickyabout theoretical, I don't even
know what I'm picky about.
Okay, and then one, one morething about this, because it's a
huge market of folks who thismight appeal to, because
although just during thisresearch, I learned more about
the innie and the outie, I alsolearned that 56 percent of women
(17:44):
are outies, which I would nothave guessed because that, I
have not seen that depictedanywhere.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:50):
In your late night movies,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (17:52):
Well, I just, or like, I guess I don't
see a lot of vulvas, like, whenit comes down to
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (17:57):
I mean, yeah, because you see the,
you know, what you see,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (18:02):
You see what you see.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (18:04):
but I feel like I did see like there
was, there's artists that dodifferent, uh, drawings or
depictions or casts or thingslike that.
And I feel like that was mything of like, Oh, this is what
it looks like.
It's a wide variety.
rachel-guest765_1_11-0 (18:20):
specific artist that goes around to the
fairs and stuff in St.
Louis that has prints with justlike 12 different ones on there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (18:26):
Yeah! I think I know exactly who
you're talking about.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (18:28):
We looked at them.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (18:30):
Alright, so on this surgery, potential
complications include Scarring,scarring tissue, scar tissue
means you got scar tissue inyour hoo ha Infection, loss of
sensation And painfulintercourse.
Now, of course, this doesn'thappen uniformly, but these are
the things that can happen.
(18:51):
And in fact, I watched a videoof a surgeon answering the
question, does sensation change?
And he's like, I have to be verycareful about how I answer this
question.
Yeah, theoretically, it's notgoing to blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
However, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, yeah, you fuckingcretin.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (19:12):
Yeah.
Well, shit.
I mean, I Losing sensation.
I'm assuming that sex is thereason you're doing this, right?
You're not doing this becauseyou're chafing down there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (19:25):
that actually, that is, uh, a subset,
right?
There are some women who havelabia that are outie so much
that it does cause chafing orother issues.
And I'm like, Okay, I will, youknow, everyone's situation is
different.
I will not judge you on that.
(19:45):
You know?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (19:45):
But I'm assuming most of the people
are doing this because they wantto look better naked, right?
It's not that their lips aregetting caught in their pants
zipper.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (19:55):
Yeah.
I mean, it's hard to say, right,based on statistics, but that's
definitely the impression that Iget.
Again, these procedures werecreated as a way to solve real
problems, and then things havegotten fuzzy as
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (20:09):
I mean, I will say that was
definitely the motivation of theMormon mom.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (20:13):
Was
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (20:13):
Who did, yeah, it was just for
aesthetics.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (20:15):
What was the boob job for?
So her shirts will fit better?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (20:21):
wanted to prefer to, and she didn't,
this is what they're good at.
The Mormon moms.
They're good at creatingentertainment on TV and on Tik
TOK.
And they're really good atpretending they don't actually
have children.
So the saggy tits ruins theillusion.
So you got to yank them back upagain.
The Mormon moms, God bless them.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (20:43):
all right, so labiaplasty, I know
what you're thinking, okay,we're reducing the size of
labia, but, but what if my labiaare too small?
Well, there's a procedure forthat too.
Labia minora augmentation.
Where they do a fat transplantor a cosmetic filler injected
(21:05):
to, uh, beef up the beefcurtains.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (21:09):
Laura, you can only say that once a
year on your birthday.
That's a Bob's Burgers quote.
I knew that would go
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (21:16):
I don't even know where I heard
beef curtains from, but it'sjust stuck in my brain
somewhere.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (21:22):
okay, so this is literally filler for
your vulva, right?
So is this, Like the poorwoman's labiaplasty, like you
can't afford the cutoff piece,so you just use some forced
perspective to kind of puff upthe other parts.
Is this like the Gandalf sittingat the long table with the
hobbit's trick of female geneticcosmetic surgery?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (21:43):
Uh, no, it's labia minora.
So the inside, like, cause Imean, it can be so flat that
they don't, like the menorahdoesn't really exist.
So you put like some filler inthere to, to beef them out.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (21:57):
And what is the purpose for that?
Just because for aesthetics, I
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (22:00):
a hundo percent aesthetics.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (22:06):
even know.
I wouldn't even be like How doyou get to the point of your
life where you're like, man, mylabia minora are too small.
They're just so pee wee.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (22:17):
I don't know.
That's a great question.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (22:20):
The internet, too much time on the
internet.
Oh, Some women go their wholelives without even looking at
their vaginas.
So, it's just like.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (22:31):
Next up is clitoral hood reduction.
This surgery claims to increasesexual function by removing some
of the clitoral And if you'renot, uh, initiated, that is kind
of like the, the skin that kindof folds over the clitoris and
(22:52):
kind of covers it.
And It's, kind of like a littlesnug bug in a rug, but it's like
little noses popping out unlessyou're like down for business.
And then like it's whole headspopping
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (23:01):
yeah, it's, it's the foreskin of the
clitoris.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (23:04):
Exactly.
And this is called a hood act tome.
Which is a very sexy procedurename.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (23:10):
Ooh hoo.
laura_1_11-07-202 (23:12):
Complications can include, yet again,
scarring, infection, loss ofsensation, and damage to your
clitoris.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (23:20):
So it's kind of like a male
circumcision, but with theopposite effect, right?
We're cutting back skin, so weincrease sensitivity.
Even though it has kind of thesame potential side effects.
So it's, yeah, I mean,hoodectomy is kind of a weird
word, but I guess it's betterthan, uh,
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (23:41):
Female circumcision?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (23:42):
yeah.
That one's already got about abit of bad PR on it.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (23:47):
Totally, and this one is the one that
upset me the most.
Your lady is shy, let her beshy, right?
It's too close to comfort to thefemale genital mutilation in
those countries where they cutoff the clitoris of young girls.
And Really all of, all of theseare a version of that, right?
(24:09):
But this, this one wasparticularly upsetting to me
because also just, I, I visitedthe doctor last week and I was
just like, can you imagine, youknow, a cold, unfeeling, I don't
give a fuck, you're a moronattitude cutting around your
most sensitive part, your mostlike treasured sexual part.
(24:35):
Get away from there.
I want you to have nothing to dowith this area.
Please back off, sir, especiallywith your knife.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (24:43):
Well, I agree.
I, knives away from genitals.
That's my standpoint.
That's, that's, it's a firm linethat I stand on.
but also, you don't have toworry about that, coldness from
the medical professionalsbecause, uh, the cosmetic ones
are a little bit more salesy,right?
They, they probably make youfeel real good.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:03):
gonna take care of you, girl.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (25:04):
they give you some, um, knock, what
the shit?
They give you some laughing gasbeforehand.
So
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (25:10):
you're out for these.
These are general anesthesia.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (25:12):
would, but if you were like, Oh no, I'm
stressed.
They'd give you some of that
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:16):
at
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (25:16):
then they'd knock you out.
Right, that was another thingthat the Mormon moms did.
Was that they were doing not,what is it called?
Oh my
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:24):
This is just like Real Housewives of
Utah.
rachel-guest765_1_ (25:28):
Essentially, what is it called?
Laughing gas
laura_1_11-07-2024_2200 (25:31):
Nitrous Oxide.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (25:33):
They were doing, yeah, nitrous oxide.
Yeah, they went to go get Botoxand they were getting nitrous
oxide.
Laughing.
laura_1_11-07-2024_2 (25:41):
Housewives of Utah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (25:42):
Yeah, because they can't drink
alcohol, but they do that andthey take ketamine for emotional
trauma healing.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (25:49):
down for that.
Sure.
Mmm.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (25:54):
Great times.
Great times.
but I understand I can, again, Iagree, no knives near genitals.
I understand the need forincreased sensation.
I understand the desire for it.
Uh, in Mary Rocher's book.
Bonk.
She had a whole bit about aclitoral pump, which was
supposedly something that, very,very efficient at increasing
(26:19):
female satisfaction to the pointwhere she said something along
the lines of, she got it andthen she didn't do anything else
for like 72 hours.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:28):
Good for her! Go on, Mary! Go on with
your bad self!
rachel-guest765_1_11-0 (26:32):
Exactly.
So maybe
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:34):
that shit!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (26:34):
yeah, it's something you can do at
home privately.
That's not permanent andirreversible.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:40):
And no knives near genitals.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (26:43):
That's the slogan.
Slogan of the podcast.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (26:47):
ha ha! Next one! Hymenoplasty.
I don't know if I'm saying thatright.
Hymenoplasty?
rachel-guest765_1 (26:53):
Hamenoblasti.
If it was actually ancientGreek, they would be like the,
yeah, it would be like,Hamenoblasti.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (27:00):
So what this does is create that
virginal state of the hymenwhere they reconstruct the hymen
from the tissue that remainsbecause, I mean, it, it does
remain.
So when the hymen breaks, likeit doesn't just disappear and
dissolve, right?
It kind of like folds off to theside and heals or they do, they
stitch it back together withwhatever tissue is just kind of
(27:23):
laying around and just kind ofpull it into place Stitch it up.
So it's basically sewing up yourV hole.
And as you can imagine, this ismost popular in cultures who
place a high volume on unmarriedwomen's virginity.
When I looked it up on YouTube,it was not offered by any, there
(27:44):
were no videos from American,uh, Plastic surgeons about
hymenoplasty.
They were all Indian or, MiddleEastern of some variety.
And I mean, I don't mean tosound harsh, but I mean, I guess
it's better than being stoned todeath
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (28:01):
yeah.
Yeah,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:04):
are rare other than your wound, not
properly healing, but I mean,it's not healed.
It's going to, unhealed anyway.
So
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (28:12):
right.
It's never meant to bepermanent.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:14):
Yeah, exactly.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (28:16):
Dear God, this is like the self
voluntary husband stitch.
Like, you never heard that?
When you're sewing up a tearafter you've had a baby and the
husband's like, or the doctor'slike, Oh, I gave it one extra
stitch for you, man.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:30):
Um, if a doctor said that, I would
kick him in the face.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (28:34):
I mean, it's like an old joke.
I don't think, I don't thinkpeople do it anymore.
You, yeah, look it up.
It's, if you want to feeldisgusted by humanity.
Especially if you want tocontinue your, your anti doctor
kick that you're on.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:47):
Yeah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (28:50):
more men telling us what to do with
their bodies.
Otherwise we just start cuttingit off, apparently.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (28:59):
It's the next stage.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (29:01):
But
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (29:01):
Like I said, we're just gonna become
a bunch of sex dolls.
I
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (29:06):
because I apparently have learned zero
information about the hymen.
Like I don't know what, why dowe have it?
Why is it there?
Are we really coming factorysealed?
Like this is insane.
I don't even, I don't understandthe mechanisms of how it works.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (29:23):
don't either.
Honestly, I don't know otherthan, I mean, I guess, you know,
the tissue, it's like a, I don'tknow.
Kind of an enclosed area, andthen as you grow, you know, I
imagine that we could do a castof many different hymens.
I imagine that they're all verydifferent in, in That sounds In
(29:43):
children, don't do casts ofchildren's genitals.
I don't, I'm backtracking veryquickly.
But I just say like, you know,we're all very different.
I just imagine we start small,we get bigger.
So I imagine it's kind of aresidual from that.
But maybe that's a great episodeactually.
What the fuck's a
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (30:02):
I tried to see pictures.
I only saw diagrams.
It didn't make sense to me.
It just was like flesh justblocking it.
How but you can have your periodwithout having sex.
And somehow riding a horse butIt goes through it?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (30:15):
The period goes through it.
Yeah, it's not like completely
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (30:18):
Well, I know, but it's like a little
tiny hole.
I don't know, man.
Somehow riding a horse can breakit.
I don't want to know that one,but I've lived my whole life and
it's just sad that how little wewomen know about our bodies.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (30:32):
Fair.
And I'll get to a diatribe onthat too.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (30:36):
This is a very preachy podcast about
female
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (30:38):
a very preachy podcast.
Next up, vaginoplasty.
This is used to tighten up thevaginal contour.
That was something that wassaid.
Which I was like, what the fuckis that?
And, and to increase sexualsatisfaction.
(30:58):
Basically, they cut and stitchyour vagina tighter.
They cut it out, they sew ittogether.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (31:05):
And it sounds like there might be an
easier solution here, guys,gals.
Vaginoplasty, when it's easierto throw out pieces of your own
body than the man you'refucking.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (31:19):
Aka, his dick ain't big enough.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (31:21):
They're they make all kinds of
apparatuses, and, I mean, it's
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (31:26):
need to cut out pieces
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (31:27):
Not no shame to the men, because
they have their own struggles.
I've seen, men put pumps intotheir penises to inflate them.
And it's like, it's just, noknives in your genitals, your
genitals are fine.
Somebody will enjoy them.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (31:39):
Somebody will enjoy them.
Find that person! And, accordingto Google AI, this
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (31:47):
Oh no.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (31:48):
It can also help with problems like
unwanted noise, trapped air, andloose tampons.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (31:55):
And any errant echoes that might
holler back at you from yourcavernous vagina.
Ha ha ha ha
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:03):
what the fuck?
Unwanted noise, trapped air?
As I'm just
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (32:10):
I mean,
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (32:10):
around all day.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (32:12):
Well, who doesn't love a good queef?
They're hilarious! Boy, what away to lighten up the mood in
the bedroom, man.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:20):
It's kind of like nature's big joke.
Like, you think what you'redoing is so great.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (32:26):
Yeah! and it just means that
everybody's having, well, ordoes it?
I don't remember.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:30):
And loose tampons, that just means
you got a heavy float, girl.
You just need to size up,because
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (32:37):
get the
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:37):
loose and it's hanging
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (32:38):
back in there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (32:40):
Just push it back in.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (32:41):
Yeah, yeah.
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (32:42):
double up if you need to.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (32:44):
But, okay, so I've heard that being
relaxed helps with queefs, asopposed to being tense because
the tense you're trapping theair in but if you're like
relaxed it comes and so it's noteven about size it's about what
you know position and what's
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (33:00):
would definitely position, definitely.
And also how many times you'reexiting and re entering, because
then you're getting
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (33:06):
that gives so many opportunities for
slippage so it's just like
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (33:11):
Keep it, but not too, anyway.
And, side note on thisprocedure, if they make it too
small, you may have to stretchit out afterwards.
With, um, dilators.
Dot, dot, dot.
Dil, dildolators!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (33:30):
yeah they just look like little
dildos Oh,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (33:35):
options.
And if these aren't all badenough, we finally get to the
coup de grâce, the G spotaugmentation, and the O shot.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (33:49):
shot?
Oh, no! Oh.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (33:55):
isn't there no scientific consensus
that the G spot actually exists?
Spoiler alert, there is notscientific consensus that this
anatomical structure evenexists.
Look it up for yourself.
If you don't believe me, doctorscan't find it on every woman.
They've done like post mortemstudies and
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (34:13):
Oh, no.
Who lets people do that to
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (34:16):
Donate your body to science, right?
So they say it has to be a mythand you can make your own
conclusions on that.
We could do a whole episodeabout women's health and about
how no one fucking cares,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (34:28):
Yeah, but no one will
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (34:29):
And that's beside the point.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (34:34):
Oh, I think we talked about this in
the clitters episode, but mypet.
Belief or my pet theory is thatit is comes from the clitoris
It's two little blubs that wetalked about that reach around
the opening of the vagina So theg spot is really just that
internal clitoral stimulation inthe crotch of the clit.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (34:54):
Yeah.
But, I mean, but they, theydon't know that it exists
because they can't find it inevery woman.
But let's be honest.
They're not looking that hard.
So the point is, we don't knowcategorically, empirically, if
the G spot exists or not, but weauthorize doctors to augment or
enhance it.
(35:15):
If that doesn't tell you that weare living in wild fucking days,
my friend, I don't know whatdoes.
And this kind of proceduredoesn't technically fall into
the realm of female genitalcosmetic surgery.
But I'm still lumping it in herebecause it's fucking stupid,
just like all this shit.
So, the O Shot, the G Shot, GSpot enhancement, and the are
(35:38):
kind of performance enhancers,where people are looking to up
their sexual pleasure, like howa penis pump or anal nitrates
work or Spanish fly.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (35:49):
I've never heard of those
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (35:51):
it's like seventies things.
I don't know why they're in mylexicon, but they are, but it's
all things that try to get youmore revved up for the, for the
business.
And I don't know about you butnothing revs my engine like
needles.
rachel-guest765_1_11- (36:06):
Amendment to our slogan no knives near
genitals
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:10):
or needles.
No, I don't even want to knowabout genital needling.
I don't even know that was athing.
I don't, Oh, I do know aboutsounding.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (36:26):
Mm hmm.
You can
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:27):
I don't know if you're the one,
maybe it was, you put it on thelist.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (36:31):
yeah.
Uh.
Yeah, you can also talk toAlbert Fish about that.
He was a very
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:37):
I don't want to talk to Albert
Fish about anything.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07 (36:39):
Needles in his junk.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:42):
All right.
Enough of the disturbing needleand genital talk.
Let's talk about it in a medicalsetting?
I don't know.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (36:49):
That makes it better!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (36:52):
So the O Shot, short for orgasm
shot, is a procedure whereplatelet rich plasma from your
own blood is injected into the GSpot, the Graftenburg spot.
So they take your blood out ofyour arm, just like a normal
blood draw, they spin it in oneof those centrifuges, they
extract the PRP and they injectit into your G Spot and your
(37:17):
clitoris.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (37:18):
And it does what?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (37:21):
It makes you feel amazing!
rachel-guest765_1_11- (37:27):
erection?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (37:28):
The science on it is completely sus.
kind of platelet rich plasma hasa moment in like, homeopathic
medicine of like, for healingwounds and different kinds of
things.
Like you can inject it, like thevampire facial, like that's
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (37:46):
Oh, see, I had not heard of that
either.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (37:48):
It's injecting blood into your body
to, you know, reheal andrejuvenate and different kinds
of things.
The science is totally sketched.
The, the O Shot, it was createdby one man, Dr.
Charles Runnels, and theprocedure is trademarked, which
I did not know was a thing.
Uh, and it can only be performedby him or one of his certified
(38:10):
practitioners.
It's also not FDA approved andresults last about nine months.
And the consensus on thisamazing sexual pleasure.
is that there is no consensus.
A lot Of people say it's placeboeffect.
The others say it's absolutelylife changing.
(38:33):
studies are mixed because,again, no one gives a shit about
women's health, let alone theirorgasms.
And the one study that showedpromising results was done by
none other than Dr.
Reynolds himself.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (38:47):
hmm.
Who else can I trust?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (38:50):
And he's also, before this, had been
disqualified from working as aclinical investigator by the FDA
after some sketchy shit he didon a previous study.
That study was unrelated tofemale sex organs, but still, so
methodology and ethics, maybe alittle circumspect.
Yes.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (39:11):
that people go to for an orgasm.
Like, there's more to life,folks.
Don't let some quacky doctorshoot up your genital mystery
fluid.
If you want a better orgasm,just go to Spencer's Gifts, man.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (39:25):
dude, go get a vibrator and like smoke
some weed or turn on somecandles or some shit.
Like it's, it's not thatimportant! But okay, next one is
the G Shot, the G SpotEnhancement.
This is injecting cosmeticfiller into your G Spot.
This is the same filler thatgoes into your face.
(39:48):
And the idea is to increase thesize of the G spot, making it
more accessible and moresensitive during sexual
activity.
So plump it on up, just likeyour lips, like the ones on your
face
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (40:06):
Those lips.
We remember
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (40:08):
also the other one, if you've had
the, the other vaginoplasty thatwe were talking about, trying to
beef up the beef curtains,whichever lips you want to look
like.
So this G Shot, it was inventedin 2005 by Dr.
David Matlock, an L.
A.
plastic surgeon, whichimmediately to me is like, mmm.
It's
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (40:34):
this in a pussy.
He's like, the stuff that I'mputting in people's faces, I'm
gonna puff up some G spots.
He was
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (40:42):
just like, a fever dream he had one
night.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (40:46):
he sat up in bed, Holy cow, this is
gonna make me rich!
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (40:50):
Well, it did.
Because it is also trademarked.
Again, not a thing I knew thatwas possible when it isn't a
device or a product, but aprocedure.
Because all of these needles andcosmetic filler and platelet
rich plasma are all thingsexisted.
But anyway, He's the only onewho can do it or train your
(41:10):
doctor to do it.
And by the way, the training isa 30 minute video that the
doctors purchase from him.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (41:20):
If you can't learn a medical
procedure in a 30 minute video,then I don't need it.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (41:26):
Quick hits.
We're living in the world ofTikTok.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (41:28):
Yes,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (41:30):
And the G Shot, it has never been
evaluated in a peer reviewedstudy.
The only literature about itssuccess comes from him.
So, yeah, yeah.
And also, I could not find anyreal articles on this, so I did
what I always do when I want toknow the real, real about
(41:51):
something.
I went to Reddit and searchedit.
So, yeah.
And shit is bleak out there,man.
There are all these womenstruggling with sexual
dysfunction and grasping atanything that might help them.
These are subreddits likewomenover40, becomingorgasmic,
(42:13):
themenopausereddit.
It may be really sad.
This is, this is complicated.
I mean, are these women havingissues because of some
anatomical or some medicalissue?
Or is it psychological?
No one knows, and like manythings in the medical field, no
(42:34):
one has cared enough to findout.
So it's the fucking Wild Westout there.
It's people trying to experimentbasically on themselves and then
doctors trying to capitalize onit.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (42:45):
This is ringing a bell to a type of
surgery that we did not cover inthe episode, which would be
interesting to talk about maybeif we ever do more shorts in the
future.
This is another item from MaryRocher's bonk book about, uh, A
correlation between orgasms andthe distance from, the distance
between your clitoris and yourvagina.
(43:07):
And I believe one woman movedher clitoris closer to her
vagina to
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (43:13):
Oh my God! Why would you do that to
yourself?
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (43:17):
I just, I'm trying to remember, I
believe that was the gist of it.
So there is another kind, Iguess it's not cosmetic because
it's actually performing afunction, right?
But
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (43:28):
I did not come across this one in my
research.
Mind blown!
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (43:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna double check that.
If it's not real, we can cutthat out, but This you talking
about it here because the bigpart of that book there was a
Considerable chunk of that bookwhere Mary Bush talked about the
same thing like the kind of theorgasm gap and you know Why what
some women have so much troublewith it?
And I mean, I, to me, it doesn'ttake a psychologist to
(43:54):
understand why women might havemixed feelings about sex in our
current culture and society, noteven current, in our existing
culture and society, right?
You've been hammered over yourhead with it for the first,
what, quarter of your life?
How awful it is.
And then they were like, Oh, bythe way, you're expected to
have, you know, just,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (44:12):
I'm expected to have amazing orgasms
every
rachel-guest765_1_11-0 (44:16):
shameful and disgusting.
And you should center the man inthe situation.
And, oh, but you also need to,if you're not orgasming, you're
defaulted, or you're defunct.
Yeah, yeah.
It's tough.
There's a lot to unpack there.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (44:32):
uh, yeah, that it, it, sex, sex is
complicated.
We've, we've talked about that athousand
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (44:37):
We wouldn't have a show if it
wasn't.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (44:39):
True, true.
And the bottom line on all ofthese procedures is that there
is not clear data on risks,benefits, complications of any
of these.
Good quality data just does notexist in this field and that's
not just my opinion.
The American College ofObstetricians and Gynecologists
(45:00):
in a very clearly written letterof concern that it published to
both its members and to theworld and their opinion letter
also called out these doctorswill use medical terms like
labial hypertrophy withpatients.
And I, I heard somebody say thaton the YouTube videos.
He's like, my patient, this isthe labial hypertrophy with
(45:22):
patients.
And that's when the labia minorais outside the labia majora,
they give this name to givethem.
the, the consumer, the patient,a sense that what they're
treating them for is this real,diagnosable, official medical
condition, but it's fucking notmean, you just have 56 percent
(45:45):
of, of women have that.
And from the paper, This is verysuccinct, so I put it in quotes.
For the labial hypertrophy toattain disease status, normality
in measurement and functionwould need to be defined.
This work simply has not beendone.
Currently, labial hypertrophy isneither definable nor
(46:06):
measurable.
One person's hypertrophy couldbe another's normality.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (46:11):
And we talked about this with the
clitoris, right?
In the clitoris one, there's noreal parameters.
I mean, there's some around whatmakes a clitoris too long and
too
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (46:22):
a micropenis?
It's,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (46:23):
Yeah, because it's all just one big
kind of spectrum anyway, sonobody's out there measuring to
say what's what's right.
And what's wrong
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (46:31):
Yes.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (46:31):
It's a judgment call I guess
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (46:34):
Yeah.
And, and that's what this allfucking is in a nutshell.
There are no such thing asnormal genitals, a normal
clitoris, a normal orgasmicability, a normal size of your
labia.
Normal is not what you see onthe internet.
If it pees and it orgasms, it'sdoing its fucking job.
(46:55):
Leave it alone.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-20 (46:56):
Amen brothers and sisters if it be
let it be
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (47:01):
And even if it doesn't orgasm very
well, just because you don'torgasm like a man doesn't mean
you're deficient.
It doesn't mean that you'rebroken.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (47:10):
I hear they're faking anyway
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (47:12):
I, Women are built different and
sex is just sex.
It's nothing to cut off yourpussy parts for.
Like, just leave it the fuckalone.
And find something else to beweirdly fixated on.
Like, how your second toe islonger than your big toe.
And then just deal with it.
(47:32):
Just move on with your fuckinglives.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (47:34):
If you give it enough time, the
internet will tell you somethingelse is wrong with you.
So just sleep on it for like sixmonths and then you'll be like,
wow, my neck muscles need to bea little bit more atrophied.
So I have a swan neck, but no,I've learned a lot here today.
And my two big takeaways thatI'm walking away from this
episode with is first, I don'tfucking know how to spell
(47:55):
genital.
I spelt it so wrong so manytimes.
It seems like a simple word.
Alas,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (48:02):
And Google Docs will not give you a
suggestion on it becauseapparently it's a dirty word.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (48:06):
We're being censored.
On Google.
laura_1_11-07-2024_22000 (48:09):
Google Docs.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (48:11):
Google Docs.
This is, that is an issue I runinto a lot.
With this research.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (48:16):
no, I don't know, man.
Guess you'll have to do your ownresearch.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (48:20):
you think those nasty, dirty
thoughts, I'm not gonna helpyou.
You impure fucker.
Dear gosh, and then the otherthing that I learned is almost
as important.
Can't spell genitals.
Also, they are unpleasant tolook at out of context.
They are not attractive andthat's all human genitals.
(48:43):
Men's, women's, innies, outies,whatever.
If I'm looking at a slideshow ofjust different vulvas, I'm not
enjoying that experience.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (48:53):
Yeah.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024_ (48:54):
I don't want to think I'm too
prudish here, because also don'tlook too closely at your mouths,
people, because that's nastytoo.
Tongues, what is up with them?
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:02):
If you do like a, like a down the
throat look at like tonsils,you're also like, ugh.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (49:07):
Yeah, mm mm, those are all inside
parts.
Inside parts.
Leave them inside.
But, just because they're ugly,to be fair, does not mean we
need to mutilate them.
Because if, without tongues, howwould we taste delicious,
delicious food?
And
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:23):
And also lick those nasty parts,
because for some reason thatfeels good.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2 (49:28):
Yeah.
Any qualms or any concerns thatI was like harboring a secret
lesbianism
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:34):
Gone.
Gone.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (49:36):
out the window, I was like, I do not
want to put, I don't want to putmy mouth on any genitals.
Cut that out.
But there's definitely some thatseem easier to make myself do.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (49:53):
Fair.
That's very, very
rachel-guest765_1_11-07- (49:57):
that's the kind of insight you get
here.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (50:00):
On Impolite
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (50:00):
In polite society.
So, those are my lessons.
I hope you walked away with acouple lessons.
If not, the only lesson thatmatters is just love your body
for how it is, folks.
It is what
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (50:14):
I hope you got a few laughs at
least.
I did.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (50:17):
Oh yeah, we always walk out of here
with a couple laughs, that's howwe have our super strong abs.
But if you had a good laugh anda good learn here today, tell a
friend about our show.
Don't be shy.
Let the world know.
I know we talked about someeyebrow raising stuff today, but
it's a weird world out there,and if you're interested in it,
(50:38):
your friends have probablyGoogled it as well, and they
need to know about it.
And as always, thank you so muchfor listening.
You can send us your own rudethoughts or questions at rude at
impolite society, podcast.
com or the phone thing.
That's in the show notes thatnobody's used yet.
(50:58):
So be the first,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (51:01):
us.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-2024 (51:02):
be the first.
Our GMs are open.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (51:07):
All right, everybody, thank you for
listening,
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (51:10):
and keep,
laura_1_11-07-2024_220 (51:11):
curious, my fellow weirdos, and keep
marching to the beat of your owndrum.
rachel-guest765_1_11-07-202 (51:18):
say weirdos is politically charged.
laura_1_11-07-2024_220003 (51:21):
This is fucking stupid, you can't
take the word weirdo from me,you just can't.
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