May 26, 2025 • 45 mins
In a world where nearly every kink has crawled out of the shadows and onto your For You page—feet, furries, feeding, you name it—there’s still one kink that seems to make even the most sex-positive squirm: menophilia.
Despite period sex being as old as humanity itself, this messy and bloody turn on is still hiding in the wings. Today, we’re exploring Bloodhounds—those who seek out, fetishize, and get off on period blood. We’re unpacking this red light district of sexuality by looking at the cultural disgust, the pornography (or lack there of), and why, of all the things we’ve normalized, this one is still lurking in the dark.
That’s what you’re in for today, on Impolite Society.
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Sources:
https://www.thecut.com/2014/09/blood-hounds-theyre-obsessed-with-period-sex.html
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3223811/
https://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.com/2012/05/28/blood-lust-a-brief-overview-of-menophilia/
https://www.progressivetherapeutic.com.au/sex-kink-dictionary/menophilia
https://her.ie/health/one-man-opened-fascination-period-sex-313023
https://www.vice.com/en/article/love-period-sex-menstruation/
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/6501716_Relative_prevalence_of_different_fetishes
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/period-sex-products-porn-stars_l_6351a526e4b0e376dc15637c
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laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (00:03):
In a world where nearly every kink
has crawled outta the shadowsand onto your for you page feet,
furries feeding, you name it,there's still one kink that
seems to make even the most sexpositive.
Squirm melia.
Despite period sex being old ashumanity itself, this messy and
bloody turnon is still hiding inthe wings.
(00:26):
Today we're exploringbloodhounds.
Those who seek out fetishize andget off on period blood, we're
unpacking this red lightdistrict of sexuality by looking
at the cultural disgust, thepornography, or lack thereof,
and why?
Of all the things that we'venormalized, this one is still
(00:46):
lurking in the dark.
That's what you're for today onImpolite Society.
(01:32):
Welcome to Impolite Society.
I am Laura.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (01:37):
And I'm Rachel.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (01:38):
So I came across a term the other
day that sparked this episode.
I don't even remember where Isaw it, but as soon as I did, I
was like, this is an episode,and I ran to the research.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (01:50):
I mean, I love that.
That's just casually we stumbleupon new paraphilias and weird
sex things.
It's not even that we have toseek it out.
It finds us.
It knows Lauren, Rachel,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (02:03):
It's like that, you know, pair of
shoes that you were looking at,it stalks you around the
internet and now weird shitfollows us.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (02:09):
that incognito is not as incognito as
one would hope.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (02:13):
Yeah.
And we talk about a lot of kinkyshit on this podcast.
Furries diaper sex, cook,holding absolutely everything in
between.
And my thought like this isn'tnecessarily mainstream stuff
that everyone is doing in theirbedrooms, but I have heard of
these things.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (02:32):
Oh
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (02:32):
It exists in some kind of weird,
well, will you look at thatcuriosity or like on the
internet?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (02:41):
of a, of a joke.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (02:42):
Yeah, and but as far as I know, I
don't know.
Maybe people are into it andthat's why these fetishes are
just in the collectiveconsciousness of the internet
world.
I'm not sure.
But either way, the fetishworld, it is out of the closet.
People are trying to breaktaboos around all kinds of sex
(03:04):
shit.
I listened to a podcast oncethat tried to normalize
bestiality.
It made my blood fucking boil.
You know, Rachel, I texted youlike incessantly about it, and
of all the stuff that we couldbe bringing out into the light
of day, bestiality was not oneof the ones that I wanna accept.
Nuh mm-hmm No thank you.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (03:26):
So listener, if you're curious
where we land in the world.
Right.
A dichotomy, the scale what wasokay.
Uh, so we're very pro furries,but very con negative.
People actually having sex withanimals lying in the sand,
animals dressed as people.
That's another story.
I mean, not animals, just aspeople.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_ (03:51):
Skinnies, that's what those are called.
Skinnies,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (03:55):
No, I meant people dressed as
animals.
That is okay if away is what wesay to that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (04:02):
But like the furries, there are
other things that I would liketo see mainstream.
One of those things isbloodhounds.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (04:11):
I'm a hound dog.
I just had, I felt like I had toinsert that.
I feel like that's from the Foxin the Hound.
But let's ruin more children'sbeloved children's movies, by
linking it to a lesser knownkink.
But no, seriously, I have noidea what that is.
I have not heard of that term.
And after doing this for fiveyears, I've considered myself
(04:33):
to, you know, have been aroundthe block
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (04:35):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (04:36):
things.
Um, so I am, I'm surprised Ihave not heard that before.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (04:41):
So a bloodhound as they're calling
it these days, there's a coupleof different kind of names for
it, is someone who really likesperiod sex,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (04:52):
No.
Okay, that makes a ton of sense.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (04:56):
uh, but they want it a lot.
More so than your everydaymenstruating intercourse because
I think anyone who has been in along-term straight relationship
has inevitably put down a toweland just let what was going to
happen happen.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (05:17):
Lay down a towel.
That's a joke from one of theshows.
I really like CrazyEx-Girlfriend.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (05:22):
say, I thought that was hers.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (05:24):
Yes.
Where she makes, she sings allthese, uh, off the cuff, not off
the cuff, off color songs.
Uh, like the sexy Getting readysong
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (05:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was one of my favorites.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (05:34):
Yeah.
Have to do to look good.
But this was like a joke songthroughout the whole series.
They're like, oh, we are gonnasing about PE Zach.
And it just like, is only thatlittle bit and it just comes up
throughout the whole series.
And that's playing on my head onrepeat
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (05:49):
Since reading these notes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (05:50):
Yes.
Crazy ex-girlfriend.
Check it out.
I think it's on Netflix.
I don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (05:55):
But yeah.
Period.
Sex, it's a rite of passage fora relationship.
It, and then of course, there'sthe next rite of passage in a
relationship where you're oldand you're tired, and sex isn't
even worth ruining a rattytowel.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (06:08):
I don't, we wouldn't know anything
about that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (06:10):
Mm mm
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (06:11):
No idea.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (06:12):
Okay.
Okay.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (06:14):
I said we, you and I, we don't
know.
We don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (06:18):
So.
So today though, I'm talkingabout having a fetish for period
sex, seeking it out, houndingfor it, hence bloodhounds.
But it can go beyond the actitself of period sex and include
arousal or fascination withmenstrual blood, menstrual
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products, the entiremenstruation experience, if you
will.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (06:45):
And that honestly makes my skin
crawl.
I, I have have no good reasonfor why.
That just shows the hold thatplenty the younger still has on
me.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (06:56):
I thought it was plenty the elder,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (06:58):
It's one of the two.
There's,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:01):
so.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:02):
the middle.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (07:03):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So pretty much everything thatyou could think to do with the
period excretions and therelating accessories.
So this fetish can be as mild aslooking forward to your ladies'
time of the month and just goand hog wild.
Or it can get really weird, likesaving and drinking period,
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blood masturbating with usedpads, or putting used tampons in
your butt.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (07:33):
Okay.
Wow.
So that is.
Truly shocking and I don't feellike I get shocked very much on
the show anymore,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:39):
I,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:40):
but
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:40):
I saw it on Reddit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:42):
You saw people doing
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:44):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't saw, I see people dothat.
I heard it.
I saw it in the comments.
I saw people in the comments.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:51):
Was that something that they would
say or something that like theactually they did or something
they were just saying theywanted to do
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:57):
I don't know, but either way.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (08:00):
of the cooking stuff.
I was like, this is fiction.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:03):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (08:04):
that they did this, but clearly is
fiction.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:07):
Yeah.
I mean, very possibly.
Very possibly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (08:09):
Fantasy and reality lines are blurred
online.
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:12):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (08:12):
of
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (08:13):
No, that's fair.
That's fair.
That's fair.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (08:15):
they're doing it and it is shocking, or
at least they have the desireto,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:18):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05 (08:18):
shocking.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:19):
Yeah, and, and so this runs the gamut
and it's like a lot of kinkythings.
I think one doesn't have to bewearing a cock and ball cage 24
7 to be into BDSM.
It can be a facet of yoursexuality, so you can be into
period blood as a turn on, butit doesn't have to go balls to
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the wall and putting a bloodytampon in your ass.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (08:43):
Right.
It's not just because you likesomething or something excites
you, doesn't mean it's the onlything.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (08:48):
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (08:49):
of people who were into King Cavan
vanilla sex.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (08:51):
But really when I was thinking about
this and all the section thatthis culture is dragging into
being normalized, why is havinga thing for period blood so
weird that I had never heard ofit?
I have a taboo podcast.
It's completely unacceptable.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (09:08):
Well, you wouldn't wanna get your Ely
to wilt like so many
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (09:13):
Dicky
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:16):
like so many flowers touched by
Menses Iny Science Garden.
Right?
No,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (09:24):
back to our period episode.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:26):
that one.
Dig up.
That one definitely is a is aInput Society episode, not a big
talk episode.
I think that really goes to showhow deeply are repulsed by
periods.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (09:39):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:39):
it's so gross that we can't even
co-opt it to being sexy.
Like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (09:45):
Unlike so many other things.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:47):
that we'll get into.
I'm
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (09:48):
Yeah, Uhhuh.
And so I'm gonna rant about hownovel this fetish is for a
while, but before I go on, Iwould like to give you some of
the period sex euphemisms that Ifound in my research that are
endlessly entertaining.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (10:05):
And I will rate them with minimal
context.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (10:09):
Let's do it.
Red Wings.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (10:12):
Sports reference on activities that
centers us.
Queens outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (10:17):
Next one riding the red wave.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (10:20):
Five outta 10 communism.
I'm not gonna say if it's goodor bad.
I'm just gonna say communism.
It
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_ (10:26):
Painting.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (10:26):
in
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (10:28):
Painting the sheets.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (10:29):
six outta 10.
Actually I'm gonna change that.
Seven outta 10.
I think that one's clever.
I like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (10:33):
I like that one too.
Having a jam session.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (10:37):
two out of 10.
Oh, I am think I'm actuallygetting it now and that's
actually horrifying and I'mgonna leave it at two outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (10:44):
See, I'm gonna rate it higher because
I think it is a little ho.
I'm gonna give this one a higherrating.
I'm not rating him, but I thinkit should be higher than that
shark Week shenanigans.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (10:55):
Nine outta 10.
Live every week like a shark.
Week
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (10:59):
Checking into the red roof in
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (11:01):
four outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (11:03):
taking ant flow to pound town
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (11:05):
One outta 10 boring.
Come on.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (11:09):
sailing the Red Sea
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (11:10):
Five outta 10.
You know, depends on the flow.
Strength.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (11:14):
playing Dracula in the bedroom.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (11:16):
I give it a seven outta 10.
If you put Edward Colon in it,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (11:21):
And red winning night.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (11:23):
solid eight outta 10.
Never forget.
Always remember.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (11:30):
I really like this.
Okay, I'm done with word play.
Uh, back, back to the actualresearch and the actual taboo.
So.
Like we mentioned, we did havean episode about the period
taboo a long time ago.
It's been a really long timesince I listened to that
episode.
I think it was pretty good.
I remember laughing a lot, atleast.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (11:47):
good.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (11:47):
Yeah, so I, I'm not gonna rehash all
that research about why periods,which is a perfectly normal
thing to happen, is a culturaltaboo.
It just is.
Like as far back as anyhistorian can tell, it goes to
ancient Greece, the Bible, theTorah, fucking Freud.
It is just, nobody likes it.
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Everyone hates period.
Blood or periods, period.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (12:12):
Period.
If I do recall, I think we spenta lot of time musing on why we
found periods so upsetting, andI can save you a lot of time if
you're dying to know the answerto that.
The conclusion was noconclusion, impossible to tell.
We have theories but nodefinitive answers.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (12:31):
I mean, that's that's how most of
our episodes now end.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (12:34):
why we, we, we wrote that out.
'cause like, we're not gonnacome to any answer.
Who are we?
Who are we?
You
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (12:38):
Yeah.
And my theory about the periodtaboo, it's because no matter
what its actual chemicalcompilation is, is blood, right?
It's made out of different stuffthan regular blood, but it's
blood and people really hateblood.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (12:54):
They
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (12:55):
people, they faint at the side of it,
which I mean.
Grow the fuck up.
Right?
I, I'm sorry if you're one ofthose people I judge you if you
feel lightheaded from a littleblood, you know, sorry, not
sorry.
This is life anyway.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (13:09):
I feel like if I saw blood
gushing, I might have a problem.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (13:12):
Well, yeah, you kind of freak out
'cause you're like, oh God, Ihave to do something about it.
But like a little bit of bloodanyway but that's the simple
reason in my eyes, why periodsare taboo.
Why people who are sexuallyaroused by menstrual blood have
not gone mainstream, like BDSMspanking, cuck, holding, you
name it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (13:31):
Right, and that is a really good kind
of thing to mention because sexis pretty violent these days,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (13:37):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (13:37):
that's not just me saying that as like
a pearl clutching.
30-year-old, uh, wilted floweror whatever, um, got min's blood
on it.
No, that was actually in theresearch from our choking
episode where like rough, theidea of what rough sex is is
like going down.
Right.
You know, the threshold for itto be rough.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (13:58):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (13:58):
is going
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (13:59):
Up.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (13:59):
the way people are engaging in more
rough sex stuff.
We'll hit choke cage, ourpartners, but apparently we draw
the line at blood.
And that's an interestingdistinction and it might factor
into, as you were saying, areason behind our bigger
aversion to menses in general.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (14:18):
And what I find so weird about this
fetish being so underground isthat it seems kind of obvious,
like it should be pretty typicalthat you'd hear about it on the
internet or in our media.
I mean, thinking about all thevampire content we had in the
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early two thousands.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (14:40):
Oh, it had a moment.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (14:41):
Uh, yeah.
And like.
All, all the Twilight, all theVampire Diaries, fucking true
blood.
The Trashiest TV Vampire Show toever appear on the silver
screen, never even mentions it.
I checked because I thoughtabout it.
I was in the shower and I waslike, what are all these
different, vampire TV shows?
I'm like, what's the trash?
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And I'm like, true Blood.
If anybody would've mentionedit, it would've been true Blood.
I looked it up.
They did not.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (15:08):
But we were all thinking it.
I remember so many jokes aboutBella Swan time of the month,
and Edward losing his fuckingmind.
And that is probably because allthe fans were women, But
everything, all the movies, theshows, not Twilight, we know
that was written by a Mormon,but the rest of the stuff was
written by
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (15:25):
She was a Mormon.
I didn't know that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (15:27):
Men, right?
And they are either A, toogrossed out or too afraid or b,
too afraid of our divinefeminine to include that kind of
stuff in the content.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (15:40):
And speaking of content, I find it
even more puzzling thatmenstruation, which is a process
that occurs very often duringyoung performers on camera
years.
It is invisible in pornography.
These are young, fertile women.
They are menstruating, but younever.
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See it in any kind of video likeI, that I've ever seen Anyway,
and I did.
I looked up a article that waslike all the different products
that they use in order to, youknow,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (16:16):
Well, I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:16):
it up,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (16:17):
gonna, yeah.
Wonder about that?
Are they just taking the pillthat makes them
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:20):
no Diva cups or sponges., The Diva
Cup could really get messy.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (16:25):
Yeah, how could, how do they have room
for that in the massive cock?
That's the question.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:30):
It boggles the mind, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (16:31):
just take a week off.
I don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:33):
I mean, I wouldn't wanna, I don't
wanna take a week off from myprime earning years, you know
what I mean?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (16:38):
I'd be sitting in the mikvah the
whole time, you know?
Bye.
Talk to my agent.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:44):
But in fact, this fetish is so
underground.
That an article I read said thaturine and feces fetishes are
better represented inpornography than periods even
necrophilia got more airtime.
That is fucking insane.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (17:03):
It literally boggles the mind.
It is horrible.
So why is being covered in urineand shit or like even consuming
them?
That that is degrading in thehot kind of way, but period
blood, which we're all super,super uncomfy about.
it?
The
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (17:22):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (17:23):
weird.
They're so weird.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (17:25):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (17:26):
that the good kind of degrading, but
swimming in the Red Sea is justnot a no go.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (17:31):
I, I don't, I don't know, but to be
fair, I could not verify thatclaim anywhere.
Like I saw it in a, in a blogpost that it did seem like a
very well researched post to befair.
Like it had links and likedifferent kind of stuff, but I,
I could not verify it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (17:48):
Well, I've never seen two girls.
One Diva Cup, so there.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (17:51):
exactly.
Thank you.
Uh, be I, but I couldn't verifyit because truly nobody studies,
uh, pedophilia.
So take that with a grain ofsalt, but I believe it based on
my everyday lived experience.
Like we've mentioned, peoplejoke about being peed on two
girls one cup, but no one talksor jokes about getting their,
(18:11):
uh, little baron a littlebloody.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (18:14):
What I had written here was Rachel
Bloom does.
The the writer for CrazyEx-Girlfriend, period, sex
Period, sex, but in a Freudianslip, I typed Rachel Blood does.
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (18:28):
Rachel Blood.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (18:32):
Rachel
laura-b_2_05-16-2025 (18:32):
seriously, there are N
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (18:34):
gonna send that to her.
That's gonna be a good skit.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (18:36):
Rachel Blood, but there are no academic
studies in any of our normalresearch haunts that we check
into on pedophilia, uh, which isthe sexual attraction to
menstruation.
The closest thing that I couldfind was a 2007 study that
analyzed internet discussiongroups and found that 9% of all
(18:58):
fetish discussion groupsrevolved around bodily fluids,
but that 9% would include urine,scat, mucus, and menstrual
fetishes.
So it's safe to say that thenumber of people who participate
in this are low, a fraction of afrac fraction of a fraction of
these bodily fluids people.
(19:18):
Oh.
But they definitely existbecause I, I did indeed find
their Reddit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (19:23):
Oh Lord.
Here we go.
Hang on to your Diva Cupsladies.
This is about to get wild.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (19:31):
I am not gonna link it in the show
notes.
It's pretty much exactly whatyou'd expect it to be.
It's porn and people.
squadcaster-183b_2 (19:37):
bloodhounds?
Sorry.
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (19:38):
No, it's uh, um, my my time of the
month.
M-O-M-T-O-T-M two.
'cause it got banned.
Uh, and then came back.
squadcaster-183b_2_05- (19:49):
Classic.
Classic
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (19:50):
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But it, it is poured a bunch ofpeople commenting, oh yeah,
baby, I love it.
Stick that bloody shone in myass.
You know, that kind of thing.
But it's active.
There are multiple posts,multiple comments, across the
board.
Women posts their photos.
They're, they're trying to hook.
Guys into paying for more thanthe first glance, right?
(20:11):
And the first, first hit isfree.
But they're also using it as ajumping off point to sell their
period items.
So that's used tampons, pads,and very stained underwear.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (20:24):
You gotta respect the hustle.
I mean, you're gonna, you'reproducing it for free.
Isn, I mean,.
No government provided tampons.
You gotta pay for those bitches.
So if you can recoup that moneyand then some.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (20:36):
Yeah,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (20:36):
respect it.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (20:38):
for the small, small fee of having
your vulva plastered all overthe internet, I guess, I don't
know.
So
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (20:44):
mailing That's like the, like the actual
logistics.
Like you go to the post officeand you got your box full
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (20:49):
you have to claim it as biohazard.
Oh.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (20:52):
to Poor mail.
Oh my God.
Imagine it's August.
You're a mail carrier carryingOh.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (21:00):
Maybe you pack it in dry ice,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (21:02):
I'd hope so.
Or a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (21:04):
avoid the
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (21:05):
very least,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (21:06):
fucking dead person smell.
Anyway.
Okay, so.
After learning that there was amarket for this.
My first thought for usedtampons, used pads was that,
can't they save some money byjust sneaking into public
toilets?
Like, pretend you're a janitor,right?
Empty that little trash can.
I'm a money.
I'm cheap.
(21:26):
Okay?
I'm a cheap person.
That's immediately what Ithought of was like, I feel like
you could do this for free.
Turns out.
Yep.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (21:34):
Oh
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (21:35):
There are indeed some guys that were
posting about raiding women'sbathrooms.
Or even worse, their femalefriends trash cans and taking
their used tampons and pads forlater whack off material.
And immediately I was like, thatfeels like some kind of sexual,
so exactly.
That's like somebody that, youknow, that seems like sexual
(21:59):
assault.
Some sort of like gateway crimeor something.
I don't, I don't even know.
I felt deeply disturbed by thatmore than anything else that we
mentioned here.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (22:09):
That that is bad.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (22:11):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (22:12):
And it, to me, it recalls the
conversation around necrophilia.
Right?
Uh, is it a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (22:18):
Fair.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (22:19):
of a person's personhood or is it a
victimless crime?
Right.
Especially if you get it fromthe trash at the public
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (22:23):
Yeah.
They discarded it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (22:26):
Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (22:26):
It's like the police, they can take
your DNA from a cup that youthrew away.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (22:30):
right?
The cops should be diggingthrough the, cans at the rest or
the restrooms trying to get theDNA off that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (22:38):
But to be fair that that's some deep
cut stuff.
These are, these are people whowould really go to extremes, to
get their jollies off.
That those are the balls to thewall types.
Um, and they, they clearly havesome overlapping fetish with
soiled items.
You know, people who like, usepanties and different kind of
stuff.
So like, you know.
Everything's complicated.
It's like a ven, verycomplicated Venn diagram, but
(23:02):
that's not your normal everydayflow liquor.
But I included it just to giveyou a range of how far some of
these kinks can go.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (23:11):
And I will say though, before we go
on, the more power to them in anage where the cost of a cheap
orgasm is just tapping yourphone.
The fact that these fellas aregetting dressed, going outside,
getting some light cardio asthey run away.
With their dirty, dirty hall.
That all sounds like a netpositive when the alternative is
(23:31):
jacking it in the dark of yourroom and never feeling the
warmth of the sun or anotherhuman.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (23:38):
I doubt it's still warm after so
long of, it's such a journey.
I don't think the tampon isstill warm, but
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (23:44):
contact with somebody who smiled at them
in their journey out there, apolite smile and they're like,
ah, the
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (23:50):
the closed mouth kind.
Mm,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (23:53):
The little white person nod.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (23:55):
yep.
Uhhuh
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (23:55):
yeah.
White people go down, so there'snot, I mean, it could be worse.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (24:03):
Yeah,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (24:03):
They
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (24:04):
I guess they work for it.
It's kinda like a, you know, wetalk about the the old days
about how you had to really findyour people back in the day.
Like there wasn't just an onlineforum you could hop onto.
You had to really seek it out.
You do kind of respect it alittle bit more.
'cause it seems so easy nowadaysis
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (24:22):
put down Reddit and they made their
dreams come true.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (24:26):
it's kinda, this is really, you know
what, I'm not even gonna say it.
Nevermind.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (24:30):
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (24:31):
Book.
I was gonna say, it's like thatguy, that Q Anon guy who like
went to that pizza place withArm to the teeth trying to like
thinking he was gonna free thosechildren.
I was like, obviously that's afucking dumb ass thing to do,
but kudos to you because if youreally thought there were
children in cages in that pizzaplace, you were gonna go and set
(24:56):
them free.
Yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (24:58):
action.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (24:58):
He took action and I respect that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (25:01):
doesn't really believe it or
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (25:02):
Exactly.
Exactly.
Bingo.
There you go.
There you go.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (25:06):
the one true believer.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (25:08):
And he put his money where his mouth
is
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (25:10):
for
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (25:10):
just like these guys.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (25:12):
long as he Right.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (25:16):
So even though we don't have
academic studies on the who,what, where, why of pedophilia,
but based on the demographic ofthe vulvas that I saw on the
subreddit, this is definitelywhite people shit.
We do have some personalaccounts of what these men like
about period sex.
My first thought was that thisfetish would probably fall into
(25:39):
the BDSM category along withHemat Maligna a sexual fetish
for blood and it can, but notnecessarily blood play in the
BDSM world seems to have a lotof focus on drawing blood and
that implies violence, which I'mpretty sure is kind of the point
(26:00):
with BDSM.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (26:01):
Yeah, I kind of file that into the
categories of things thatshouldn't see the light of day.
Like I was gonna like talk aboutthat earlier and I was like, no,
I don't wanna give it, I don'twanna give it any kind of
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (26:11):
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (26:13):
thing, where it's like just giving it a
platform makes it more validbecause
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (26:19):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (26:19):
people talk about it.
You're giving
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (26:21):
Be ashamed.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (26:21):
Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (26:22):
Be ashamed,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (26:23):
Yes.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (26:24):
in this case, blood does not have
to mean violence.
Period.
Sex, yeah.
No person was harmed in themaking of this sweet, sweet love
baby.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (26:33):
you know, the
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (26:34):
The.
The what?
Oh, the egg.
I mean, it was gonna happenanyway, right?
So before we lump thesebloodhounds in with the people
who want to make others bleed,let's take a look at the reasons
a man might enjoy diving intothe Red Sea.
First of all.
(26:55):
Taboo.
Nothing turns humans on like abig old dollop of shame.
We've covered this, uh, many,many times before.
People absolutely revel doing insomething that they are not
supposed to.
Every culture on earth thinksthat periods are gross.
Therefore, if I'm really intoperiods, ooh, I'm naughty.
(27:18):
And like a woman in a Catholicschool, girl uniform, everyone
likes feeling a little naughtyin bed, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (27:24):
Because of this reason.
I'm honestly surprised thisisn't more common
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (27:28):
Totally.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (27:29):
I, it's a no brainer.
It's a no brainer.
People are sleeping on this
laura-b_2_05-16-202 (27:33):
Absolutely.
And I mean, it's like it comesoutta the vagina already, like
it's not like pee or or piss orshit that comes outta different
holes.
Like it's already in the vagina.
It seems so rife.
It's in the sex hole.
It seems so rife for easyfetishes.
Anyway, thank you.
Thank you for validating me.
(27:53):
Okay, next reasons, kind of afeeling of a primal encounter.
Many of the people who talkedabout this, they said that
periods sex and period bloodfelt primal.
Like you were both so turned on,that ruining sheets didn't even
bother you.
And I can see that.
That feels very uncivilized,right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (28:14):
you're in the moment, you're
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (28:15):
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
And, and that's sexy.
And, and men also stated thatthe, the musk was their favorite
part of period play.
And I'll definitely give that tothem because Musk isn't a word
that I generally wannaassociated with my bedroom
activity.
That feels very animal planet tome.
(28:36):
And I, I guess I can see howthat can be
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (28:40):
These men.
men, they crave the Iron Minds.
Get these men to the mine, theylump the iron.
They want the smell.
They'll just be digging, goingcrazy, digging and creaming all
over the place.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (28:57):
I mean, everyone wants a little
connection to the, uh, the wolfroots, I guess, or, or the old
iron mine roots.
You know?
Who's to say?
Next reason was the uncensoredfemale body, and this is my
favorite one because it turns alot of things about periods on
its head.
So women have been socialized tohide their periods, any period
(29:18):
related products, hiding theirwomanhood, their divinity.
Right?
But for s but for some periodlovers, they delight in that
secret and experiencing all of awoman, even the parts that she's
supposed to keep hidden.
So.
In a weird way, it's almost likea macho thing.
(29:43):
They take pride in liking it.
So one article that I read, itcompared it to that, barbecue
foodie who's been like, oh yeah,I'm really into meat.
I'm really into animals, anddah, dah.
And then he is like, oh, Ireally like the, or, oh, I
really like the liver and thekidneys and the sweet breads.
(30:03):
They feel like they're this trueconnoisseur, and in this case
they would be the trueconnoisseur of the female body.
And I was like, okay, I likethat.
I'll dig that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (30:14):
Okay, so like I take pride in choking
down nasty black coffee everyday.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (30:23):
yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (30:23):
'cause I'm a real cowboy baby.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (30:27):
Fighting fire and chewing glass.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (30:29):
Yeah.
And not taking in any caloriesbefore noon.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (30:33):
So I think there's also something
in here about the, the femininemystery of a period as well.
Menstruation is a body processthat is pretty much completely
unknown to the males of theworld.
I read an article where somebodysaid that they thought period
stuff, period stuff literallywas blue because of the, you
(30:54):
know, the, the,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (30:54):
They thought menstrual blood was
blue.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (30:57):
of the, the commercials where
they're always pouring blueliquid onto pads, right.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (31:03):
They thought that women had, were
like bleeding like a unicorn,like in the Harry Potter
laura-b_2_05-16-202 (31:06):
Apparently, apparently,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (31:08):
Maybe that's where JK Rowling got it
from.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (31:10):
I mean, preteen girls, they are
absolutely struck dead withembarrassment if a guy's, a guy
even sees a tampon in her purse.
So I could see how that kind ofmakes it this secret.
Maybe sexy thing.
You know, it's definitely secretand secrets can be sexy.
Right.
(31:31):
But again, the obviousness ofit, like some preteen boy saw a
tampon in the garbage and he'sin peak puberty.
Right.
And it just gets cemented intohis brain.
This was in a woman's vagina.
Oh my God.
It's the sexiest thing I've everseen.
Do you know what I mean?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (31:50):
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
And
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (31:51):
it seems like it's just makes so
much sense.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (31:55):
It does make so much sense.
I will say, the secret, thetaboo.
Why isn't this a bigger thing?
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (32:01):
I know.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (32:02):
But I also as a young, a young lad,
seeing something that was in anintimate area of a woman and
then it getting turned on.
Like I get that.
But it's also really funny howit does not work the other way
at all.
Like if a girl saw somethingthat was on a male's genitals,
they'd be like, oh my God.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (32:19):
Yeah.
Nobody, no woman sees like ajock strap, you know?
It was like, ooh.
I don't know.
Maybe they do nowadays.
I dunno.
People feel like things aretopsy-turvy, whereas a guy would
be like, oh my god.
A bra that was on your poops.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (32:34):
touched boobs.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (32:35):
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (32:36):
touched boobs.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (32:37):
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (32:38):
I would not, no, I Especially if
it's just like a random man.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (32:44):
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Again, but this is because we'redemisexual.
This is our new identity, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (32:51):
My sister gave me a book on
Asexuals, so I'm gonna read itso I can continue my education.
I said, Emily, why are yousleeping on this book?
I should have had it before wedid the episode.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:03):
So if this is how men feel about
period sex, what about thewomen?
Well, this is primarily astraight male fetish.
We don't have much from a femalebloodhound point of view.
I'm sure they exist, right?
But
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (33:17):
a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (33:17):
very many.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (33:18):
gay male fetish.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:19):
No, I mean, like lesbians, right?
That really like their, theirladies, time of the month.
But,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (33:25):
When the mystery's gone, it's not
sexy at all.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:28):
I think that's exactly what it is.
I'm sure it exists somewhere,but you know, very, even smaller
of a smaller fraction of afraction of a fraction of a
fraction.
Uh, but as the donor in this,equation, results may vary.
I.
Some women really like itdepending on the person.
Of course, a woman canexperience a heightened sex
(33:48):
drive on their periods,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (33:50):
Oh.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:50):
of feel more sensitive everywhere,
so that can be a plus.
And I also read that sex duringyour period can help with
cramps.
So I mean, who needs Advil whenyou got this bloodhound in your
bed?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (34:02):
You know, I've heard that.
I don't know where I've heardthat.
I definitely didn't read it inan academic study, but I've
heard it.
laura-b_2_05-16-202 (34:10):
Experiences may vary.
That's all I'll say about that.
I can, I can imagine that itwill also be a little bit of a
relief to be with a guy whoembraces your femininity, right?
Even these parts that you aren'tso keen on and immediately that
I thought of this, it was okay.
(34:30):
If you have a guy that doesn'tmind or even enjoys your period
blood, he's probably not super.
Nervous or like hung up on thatroll above your pubis, you know,
or like how your arms jiggle incertain lights.
Like it feels,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (34:48):
or not, you
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (34:48):
yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like you would feel a little bitmore accepted, less judged.
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (34:55):
down, right?
You could relax a little bit.
No, that actually makes a lot ofsense.
'cause like what a weird worldwe live in where your partner's
just repulsed by your body, Like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (35:05):
For one week out of the month.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (35:07):
For a quarter of the time
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (35:09):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (35:10):
Ugh.
And that I could see wherehaving a partner who's like
enthusiastically into you duringthat time as well as the rest of
the time, that would reallybuild intimacy, right?
And
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (35:21):
Yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (35:22):
and loved.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (35:23):
Yeah, I, I think absolutely.
Intimacy was definitely one ofthe things that had been listed
in terms of what people likedabout it, male and female, and I
couldn't quite find like a spotfor it.
So I'm glad that you mentionedit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (35:37):
Well, okay, and here's my wild take
before we start getting to thewrap up of the episode.
Maybe the reason it hasn't.
on as a kink or in the more likefetish side.
Well, what is a fetish, but whyis this fetish not more popular?
Maybe because there's nothingabout it that's actually
degrading to the women.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (35:54):
Ugh,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (35:55):
Sorry.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (35:56):
that's so depressing.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (35:58):
'cause it's actually like really
empowering because it makeswomen feel loved and like sexy
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (36:03):
isn't kind of C holding kind of Also
in that same thing.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (36:06):
yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (36:07):
Because that's what, that's what I was
thinking.
'cause like cup holding isanother fetish thing that I was
like, okay, this is actually notsuper degrading to women, so I'm
kind of okay with it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (36:16):
Yeah, it's fine.
Do whatever you wanna do.
I'm like, okay,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (36:18):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just talking like, I meanfor like, I'm just like for me,
like I'm not gonna go, you knowwhat
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (36:26):
Laura's like, okay, Austen, get out
there or what?
Whatever the, I forgot how
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (36:31):
Yeah, I know what you mean.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (36:32):
get out
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (36:32):
Yeah.
I'm gonna get there.
It's not like I'm gonna do it,but I was like, no.
Okay.
I, I could, somebody could talkme into it.
Do you know what I mean?
I guess like of all the things,that's what I'm saying.
Somebody could talk me into it.
But yeah.
Another thing that I saw, not inany kind of, academic or source
(36:53):
based.
Was that another reason whymaybe it hasn't caught on as a
fetish?
Because it is very common inrelationships, like regular
relationships.
Like it's something that is,like we said, it's a phase in a
relationship of like, yeah, Imean, it's just, it happens
sometimes.
You know, you're both horny orone of you is horny and it just,
(37:15):
it just happens, you know?
And it's okay.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (37:18):
is gonna just be like, well, I'm
actually just gonna have to peeon you tonight because it's my
peeing time of the month.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025 (37:25):
Precisely.
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_0 (37:27):
accessible is what kind of takes the
sexiness out of it.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (37:31):
Yes, but you know, then there's
people who take it to theextreme, you know, like the
stuff we talked about.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (37:37):
that's,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (37:38):
yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (37:39):
that is not
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (37:39):
I.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (37:39):
that happens to most people.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (37:42):
But this is not all sunshine and
blood, red roses.
There are some women who arefreaked out about it.
Period.
Um,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (37:51):
Ha.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (37:52):
the, the Cut and the Telegraph both
did articles on the topic.
They were interviewing women whohave had this request in bed.
The responses seemed.
Overwhelmingly negative, andthey, these women, they were
freaked out by the requests andeven more so about the
aftermath, and I get it.
I guess things can get messydepending on your flow that day.
(38:15):
Seeing your partner covered frommouth to.
Thigh in your blood candefinitely be a visual image
that can be hard to shake.
And, and this wasn't the kind ofthing of like, oh, you know, I
was just on my period.
So like we went for it.
It was like, no, no, no.
He wanted it, you know what Imean?
Like, he was like,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (38:31):
He was into the idea of being in
the blood.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (38:34):
and he was diving into it face
first, you know,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (38:39):
Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (38:40):
some, some people were freaked out
about that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (38:42):
And to that, I just say they need to
unlearn the stigma.
Man, we're all just apesfloating on a rock, man.
Who cares if your partner wantsto go full?
Diane Lad and Wild at Heart, youknow, just let them get covered
in the red man.
It's great.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:03):
I don't even know that reference.
But the most obvious reason thatwomen and men like it.
It's a slip and slide.
Baby weather is better.
Why the fuck not use the world'smost natural lubricant in a time
where it's very plentiful,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (39:22):
That's why I sell a pint to my
neighborhood mechanic every nowand then, blood Nature's
lubricant.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (39:28):
period.
Blood nature's lubricant.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (39:30):
I know.
I was like, I wrote that.
I'm like, oh people, I think I'mdonating a pin of period blood.
No, I just like stick a needlein.
That's a mechanic.
Every time he greases my wheelsor whatever the fuck it's
called, and he does it amechanic.
He just uses blood.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:43):
You know, might not be the same, but
I get your point.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (39:45):
I thought it was funny that you
said nature's most natural.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:49):
I mean, sexual lubricant, most
natural sexual lubricant.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (39:53):
that would just be vaginal mucus,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:55):
Wha Yeah.
Okay.
Fair.
Whatever.
Stop.
Stop criticizing me.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (40:00):
I, it's not a criticism, it's just
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (40:04):
I mean.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (40:05):
Sorry.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (40:07):
Who
squadcaster-183b_2_05- (40:07):
kidding.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't think of a word fastenough up.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (40:12):
You're fine.
So in my eyes, when I look atall this, sex is gross, We got
mucus.
We got mucus membranes swapping.
Spits, swapping sweat organs,excreting fluid.
It's nasty even when it's quotenormal,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (40:34):
there's a very popular, okay, this is
probably not popular and this isjust my for you page, but I keep
seeing this video with the song,you know, a TikTok song,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (40:43):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (40:44):
of the lyrics that they say is blow
bubbles with sperm.
That's disgusting.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (40:49):
Ugh.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (40:50):
It's nasty, all and that people are
like cheering on.
The
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (40:55):
Blow bubbles with sperm.
Yeah, so why not throw somefucking menstrual blood in
there?
It's supposed to be there inthat time of the month.
And it might be weird for a lotof people, male and female, but
of all the fetishes that you andI have seen cross our computer
screens, this is the one thatgets the most of a past.
(41:19):
Like I said, it it, I could betalked into it very easily.
There's no inherent misogynyhere.
For that, that gets my stamp ofapproval.
And let's be real.
We probably all need to wash oursheets more often, so why not
take Ant flow to pound town?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:35):
You know, she doesn't get out much.
Guys, you know, she loves whenyou come to visit.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (41:40):
Oh, I love it
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (41:40):
Might as well
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (41:40):
when you bring me a visit.
Oh, I just love it.
You come to visit me.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:45):
and
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (41:45):
just.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:45):
her out to the Olive Garden,
unlimited soup and salad.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (41:53):
Can't flow.
Loves that shit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:54):
She does
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (41:56):
All right, that's it for today's
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Thank you for listening.
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No,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (42:54):
No, no, I don't mean that.
Uh, you're s.
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Don't leave, don't leave, but your
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squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (43:21):
If we will expediate your question
for a five star review, justimagine what we'll do for a
couple bucks.
Like,'cause we're, we are horseat the end of the day, you want
some of Laura's tampons,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (43:33):
Oh, they got a lot of musk, let me
tell you.
They got a lot of musk.
Enjoy.
I would totally do that.
I don't know if that makes medisgusting or not.
I will not post pictures of myvulva anywhere for any amount of
money.
That's not fair.
Not any amount of money.
But I mean, it would be aridiculous amount of money.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (43:50):
Like you would never have to work
again.
Never need to work again.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (43:52):
Exactly.
Exactly.
But I will drop a tampon and aZiploc bag and put it in the
mail for very little money.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (43:59):
gonna regret saying that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (44:01):
I doubt it.
We're not that popular.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (44:06):
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (44:07):
right.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (44:07):
The people who do find us.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:09):
Shit.
Just wait.
It's coming around two weeks.
People, you better get yourorders in,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (44:15):
There's a finite supply.
This always sells out on TikTokshop.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (44:24):
can do a live.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (44:25):
Oh God.
So yeah, send us, Ew.
No, I don't wanna be there forthat.
So send us a couple bucks or youknow, if you can't swing that we
understand, maybe send us acouple of new listeners,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:38):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (44:39):
it's one or the other because that's
how, that's what we need to
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (44:42):
Tit for tat?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (44:43):
That's what we need.
But really, yeah, we'd muchrather more people hear us than
get some dollars.
The dollars would just gotowards trying to get more
people to hear us.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:53):
Yeah.
Really that's,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (44:54):
the middleman, send us
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:56):
yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (44:56):
your friend and so until then, may
your stolen tampons and pads besoggy with Musky.
Musky period, blood
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (45:08):
And lots of clots.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (45:09):
and.
Some jam, raspberry jam.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (45:13):
Jam session.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (45:15):
We'll see you again in two weeks and
until then, stay weird youmotherfuckers and marching to
the beat of your own drum.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (45:26):
I love it how uncomfortable this
has all made you.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (45:42):
And they are either A, too grossed
out or too afraid or a grossedout, or two B, get there.
B,
In a world where nearly every kink
has crawled outta the shadowsand onto your for you page feet,
furries feeding, you name it,there's still one kink that
seems to make even the most sexpositive.
Squirm melia.
Despite period sex being old ashumanity itself, this messy and
bloody turnon is still hiding inthe wings.
(00:26):
Today we're exploringbloodhounds.
Those who seek out fetishize andget off on period blood, we're
unpacking this red lightdistrict of sexuality by looking
at the cultural disgust, thepornography, or lack thereof,
and why?
Of all the things that we'venormalized, this one is still
(00:46):
lurking in the dark.
That's what you're for today onImpolite Society.
(01:32):
Welcome to Impolite Society.
I am Laura.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (01:37):
And I'm Rachel.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (01:38):
So I came across a term the other
day that sparked this episode.
I don't even remember where Isaw it, but as soon as I did, I
was like, this is an episode,and I ran to the research.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (01:50):
I mean, I love that.
That's just casually we stumbleupon new paraphilias and weird
sex things.
It's not even that we have toseek it out.
It finds us.
It knows Lauren, Rachel,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (02:03):
It's like that, you know, pair of
shoes that you were looking at,it stalks you around the
internet and now weird shitfollows us.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (02:09):
that incognito is not as incognito as
one would hope.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (02:13):
Yeah.
And we talk about a lot of kinkyshit on this podcast.
Furries diaper sex, cook,holding absolutely everything in
between.
And my thought like this isn'tnecessarily mainstream stuff
that everyone is doing in theirbedrooms, but I have heard of
these things.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (02:32):
Oh
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (02:32):
It exists in some kind of weird,
well, will you look at thatcuriosity or like on the
internet?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (02:41):
of a, of a joke.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (02:42):
Yeah, and but as far as I know, I
don't know.
Maybe people are into it andthat's why these fetishes are
just in the collectiveconsciousness of the internet
world.
I'm not sure.
But either way, the fetishworld, it is out of the closet.
People are trying to breaktaboos around all kinds of sex
(03:04):
shit.
I listened to a podcast oncethat tried to normalize
bestiality.
It made my blood fucking boil.
You know, Rachel, I texted youlike incessantly about it, and
of all the stuff that we couldbe bringing out into the light
of day, bestiality was not oneof the ones that I wanna accept.
Nuh mm-hmm No thank you.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (03:26):
So listener, if you're curious
where we land in the world.
Right.
A dichotomy, the scale what wasokay.
Uh, so we're very pro furries,but very con negative.
People actually having sex withanimals lying in the sand,
animals dressed as people.
That's another story.
I mean, not animals, just aspeople.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_ (03:51):
Skinnies, that's what those are called.
Skinnies,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (03:55):
No, I meant people dressed as
animals.
That is okay if away is what wesay to that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (04:02):
But like the furries, there are
other things that I would liketo see mainstream.
One of those things isbloodhounds.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (04:11):
I'm a hound dog.
I just had, I felt like I had toinsert that.
I feel like that's from the Foxin the Hound.
But let's ruin more children'sbeloved children's movies, by
linking it to a lesser knownkink.
But no, seriously, I have noidea what that is.
I have not heard of that term.
And after doing this for fiveyears, I've considered myself
(04:33):
to, you know, have been aroundthe block
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (04:35):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (04:36):
things.
Um, so I am, I'm surprised Ihave not heard that before.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (04:41):
So a bloodhound as they're calling
it these days, there's a coupleof different kind of names for
it, is someone who really likesperiod sex,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (04:52):
No.
Okay, that makes a ton of sense.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (04:56):
uh, but they want it a lot.
More so than your everydaymenstruating intercourse because
I think anyone who has been in along-term straight relationship
has inevitably put down a toweland just let what was going to
happen happen.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (05:17):
Lay down a towel.
That's a joke from one of theshows.
I really like CrazyEx-Girlfriend.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (05:22):
say, I thought that was hers.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (05:24):
Yes.
Where she makes, she sings allthese, uh, off the cuff, not off
the cuff, off color songs.
Uh, like the sexy Getting readysong
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (05:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was one of my favorites.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (05:34):
Yeah.
Have to do to look good.
But this was like a joke songthroughout the whole series.
They're like, oh, we are gonnasing about PE Zach.
And it just like, is only thatlittle bit and it just comes up
throughout the whole series.
And that's playing on my head onrepeat
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (05:49):
Since reading these notes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (05:50):
Yes.
Crazy ex-girlfriend.
Check it out.
I think it's on Netflix.
I don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (05:55):
But yeah.
Period.
Sex, it's a rite of passage fora relationship.
It, and then of course, there'sthe next rite of passage in a
relationship where you're oldand you're tired, and sex isn't
even worth ruining a rattytowel.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (06:08):
I don't, we wouldn't know anything
about that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (06:10):
Mm mm
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (06:11):
No idea.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (06:12):
Okay.
Okay.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (06:14):
I said we, you and I, we don't
know.
We don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (06:18):
So.
So today though, I'm talkingabout having a fetish for period
sex, seeking it out, houndingfor it, hence bloodhounds.
But it can go beyond the actitself of period sex and include
arousal or fascination withmenstrual blood, menstrual
(06:39):
products, the entiremenstruation experience, if you
will.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (06:45):
And that honestly makes my skin
crawl.
I, I have have no good reasonfor why.
That just shows the hold thatplenty the younger still has on
me.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (06:56):
I thought it was plenty the elder,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (06:58):
It's one of the two.
There's,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:01):
so.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:02):
the middle.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (07:03):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So pretty much everything thatyou could think to do with the
period excretions and therelating accessories.
So this fetish can be as mild aslooking forward to your ladies'
time of the month and just goand hog wild.
Or it can get really weird, likesaving and drinking period,
(07:26):
blood masturbating with usedpads, or putting used tampons in
your butt.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (07:33):
Okay.
Wow.
So that is.
Truly shocking and I don't feellike I get shocked very much on
the show anymore,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:39):
I,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:40):
but
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:40):
I saw it on Reddit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:42):
You saw people doing
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:44):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't saw, I see people dothat.
I heard it.
I saw it in the comments.
I saw people in the comments.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (07:51):
Was that something that they would
say or something that like theactually they did or something
they were just saying theywanted to do
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (07:57):
I don't know, but either way.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (08:00):
of the cooking stuff.
I was like, this is fiction.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:03):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (08:04):
that they did this, but clearly is
fiction.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:07):
Yeah.
I mean, very possibly.
Very possibly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (08:09):
Fantasy and reality lines are blurred
online.
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:12):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (08:12):
of
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (08:13):
No, that's fair.
That's fair.
That's fair.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (08:15):
they're doing it and it is shocking, or
at least they have the desireto,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:18):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05 (08:18):
shocking.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (08:19):
Yeah, and, and so this runs the gamut
and it's like a lot of kinkythings.
I think one doesn't have to bewearing a cock and ball cage 24
7 to be into BDSM.
It can be a facet of yoursexuality, so you can be into
period blood as a turn on, butit doesn't have to go balls to
(08:40):
the wall and putting a bloodytampon in your ass.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (08:43):
Right.
It's not just because you likesomething or something excites
you, doesn't mean it's the onlything.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (08:48):
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (08:49):
of people who were into King Cavan
vanilla sex.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (08:51):
But really when I was thinking about
this and all the section thatthis culture is dragging into
being normalized, why is havinga thing for period blood so
weird that I had never heard ofit?
I have a taboo podcast.
It's completely unacceptable.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (09:08):
Well, you wouldn't wanna get your Ely
to wilt like so many
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (09:13):
Dicky
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:16):
like so many flowers touched by
Menses Iny Science Garden.
Right?
No,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (09:24):
back to our period episode.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:26):
that one.
Dig up.
That one definitely is a is aInput Society episode, not a big
talk episode.
I think that really goes to showhow deeply are repulsed by
periods.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (09:39):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:39):
it's so gross that we can't even
co-opt it to being sexy.
Like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (09:45):
Unlike so many other things.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (09:47):
that we'll get into.
I'm
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (09:48):
Yeah, Uhhuh.
And so I'm gonna rant about hownovel this fetish is for a
while, but before I go on, Iwould like to give you some of
the period sex euphemisms that Ifound in my research that are
endlessly entertaining.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (10:05):
And I will rate them with minimal
context.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (10:09):
Let's do it.
Red Wings.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (10:12):
Sports reference on activities that
centers us.
Queens outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (10:17):
Next one riding the red wave.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (10:20):
Five outta 10 communism.
I'm not gonna say if it's goodor bad.
I'm just gonna say communism.
It
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_ (10:26):
Painting.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (10:26):
in
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (10:28):
Painting the sheets.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (10:29):
six outta 10.
Actually I'm gonna change that.
Seven outta 10.
I think that one's clever.
I like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (10:33):
I like that one too.
Having a jam session.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (10:37):
two out of 10.
Oh, I am think I'm actuallygetting it now and that's
actually horrifying and I'mgonna leave it at two outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (10:44):
See, I'm gonna rate it higher because
I think it is a little ho.
I'm gonna give this one a higherrating.
I'm not rating him, but I thinkit should be higher than that
shark Week shenanigans.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (10:55):
Nine outta 10.
Live every week like a shark.
Week
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (10:59):
Checking into the red roof in
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (11:01):
four outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (11:03):
taking ant flow to pound town
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (11:05):
One outta 10 boring.
Come on.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (11:09):
sailing the Red Sea
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (11:10):
Five outta 10.
You know, depends on the flow.
Strength.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (11:14):
playing Dracula in the bedroom.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (11:16):
I give it a seven outta 10.
If you put Edward Colon in it,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (11:21):
And red winning night.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (11:23):
solid eight outta 10.
Never forget.
Always remember.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (11:30):
I really like this.
Okay, I'm done with word play.
Uh, back, back to the actualresearch and the actual taboo.
So.
Like we mentioned, we did havean episode about the period
taboo a long time ago.
It's been a really long timesince I listened to that
episode.
I think it was pretty good.
I remember laughing a lot, atleast.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (11:47):
good.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (11:47):
Yeah, so I, I'm not gonna rehash all
that research about why periods,which is a perfectly normal
thing to happen, is a culturaltaboo.
It just is.
Like as far back as anyhistorian can tell, it goes to
ancient Greece, the Bible, theTorah, fucking Freud.
It is just, nobody likes it.
(12:08):
Everyone hates period.
Blood or periods, period.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (12:12):
Period.
If I do recall, I think we spenta lot of time musing on why we
found periods so upsetting, andI can save you a lot of time if
you're dying to know the answerto that.
The conclusion was noconclusion, impossible to tell.
We have theories but nodefinitive answers.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (12:31):
I mean, that's that's how most of
our episodes now end.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (12:34):
why we, we, we wrote that out.
'cause like, we're not gonnacome to any answer.
Who are we?
Who are we?
You
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (12:38):
Yeah.
And my theory about the periodtaboo, it's because no matter
what its actual chemicalcompilation is, is blood, right?
It's made out of different stuffthan regular blood, but it's
blood and people really hateblood.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (12:54):
They
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (12:55):
people, they faint at the side of it,
which I mean.
Grow the fuck up.
Right?
I, I'm sorry if you're one ofthose people I judge you if you
feel lightheaded from a littleblood, you know, sorry, not
sorry.
This is life anyway.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (13:09):
I feel like if I saw blood
gushing, I might have a problem.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (13:12):
Well, yeah, you kind of freak out
'cause you're like, oh God, Ihave to do something about it.
But like a little bit of bloodanyway but that's the simple
reason in my eyes, why periodsare taboo.
Why people who are sexuallyaroused by menstrual blood have
not gone mainstream, like BDSMspanking, cuck, holding, you
name it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (13:31):
Right, and that is a really good kind
of thing to mention because sexis pretty violent these days,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (13:37):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (13:37):
that's not just me saying that as like
a pearl clutching.
30-year-old, uh, wilted floweror whatever, um, got min's blood
on it.
No, that was actually in theresearch from our choking
episode where like rough, theidea of what rough sex is is
like going down.
Right.
You know, the threshold for itto be rough.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (13:58):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (13:58):
is going
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (13:59):
Up.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (13:59):
the way people are engaging in more
rough sex stuff.
We'll hit choke cage, ourpartners, but apparently we draw
the line at blood.
And that's an interestingdistinction and it might factor
into, as you were saying, areason behind our bigger
aversion to menses in general.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (14:18):
And what I find so weird about this
fetish being so underground isthat it seems kind of obvious,
like it should be pretty typicalthat you'd hear about it on the
internet or in our media.
I mean, thinking about all thevampire content we had in the
(14:38):
early two thousands.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (14:40):
Oh, it had a moment.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (14:41):
Uh, yeah.
And like.
All, all the Twilight, all theVampire Diaries, fucking true
blood.
The Trashiest TV Vampire Show toever appear on the silver
screen, never even mentions it.
I checked because I thoughtabout it.
I was in the shower and I waslike, what are all these
different, vampire TV shows?
I'm like, what's the trash?
(15:01):
And I'm like, true Blood.
If anybody would've mentionedit, it would've been true Blood.
I looked it up.
They did not.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (15:08):
But we were all thinking it.
I remember so many jokes aboutBella Swan time of the month,
and Edward losing his fuckingmind.
And that is probably because allthe fans were women, But
everything, all the movies, theshows, not Twilight, we know
that was written by a Mormon,but the rest of the stuff was
written by
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (15:25):
She was a Mormon.
I didn't know that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (15:27):
Men, right?
And they are either A, toogrossed out or too afraid or b,
too afraid of our divinefeminine to include that kind of
stuff in the content.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (15:40):
And speaking of content, I find it
even more puzzling thatmenstruation, which is a process
that occurs very often duringyoung performers on camera
years.
It is invisible in pornography.
These are young, fertile women.
They are menstruating, but younever.
(16:03):
See it in any kind of video likeI, that I've ever seen Anyway,
and I did.
I looked up a article that waslike all the different products
that they use in order to, youknow,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (16:16):
Well, I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:16):
it up,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (16:17):
gonna, yeah.
Wonder about that?
Are they just taking the pillthat makes them
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:20):
no Diva cups or sponges., The Diva
Cup could really get messy.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (16:25):
Yeah, how could, how do they have room
for that in the massive cock?
That's the question.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:30):
It boggles the mind, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (16:31):
just take a week off.
I don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:33):
I mean, I wouldn't wanna, I don't
wanna take a week off from myprime earning years, you know
what I mean?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (16:38):
I'd be sitting in the mikvah the
whole time, you know?
Bye.
Talk to my agent.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (16:44):
But in fact, this fetish is so
underground.
That an article I read said thaturine and feces fetishes are
better represented inpornography than periods even
necrophilia got more airtime.
That is fucking insane.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (17:03):
It literally boggles the mind.
It is horrible.
So why is being covered in urineand shit or like even consuming
them?
That that is degrading in thehot kind of way, but period
blood, which we're all super,super uncomfy about.
it?
The
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (17:22):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (17:23):
weird.
They're so weird.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (17:25):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (17:26):
that the good kind of degrading, but
swimming in the Red Sea is justnot a no go.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (17:31):
I, I don't, I don't know, but to be
fair, I could not verify thatclaim anywhere.
Like I saw it in a, in a blogpost that it did seem like a
very well researched post to befair.
Like it had links and likedifferent kind of stuff, but I,
I could not verify it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (17:48):
Well, I've never seen two girls.
One Diva Cup, so there.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (17:51):
exactly.
Thank you.
Uh, be I, but I couldn't verifyit because truly nobody studies,
uh, pedophilia.
So take that with a grain ofsalt, but I believe it based on
my everyday lived experience.
Like we've mentioned, peoplejoke about being peed on two
girls one cup, but no one talksor jokes about getting their,
(18:11):
uh, little baron a littlebloody.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (18:14):
What I had written here was Rachel
Bloom does.
The the writer for CrazyEx-Girlfriend, period, sex
Period, sex, but in a Freudianslip, I typed Rachel Blood does.
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (18:28):
Rachel Blood.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (18:32):
Rachel
laura-b_2_05-16-2025 (18:32):
seriously, there are N
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (18:34):
gonna send that to her.
That's gonna be a good skit.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (18:36):
Rachel Blood, but there are no academic
studies in any of our normalresearch haunts that we check
into on pedophilia, uh, which isthe sexual attraction to
menstruation.
The closest thing that I couldfind was a 2007 study that
analyzed internet discussiongroups and found that 9% of all
(18:58):
fetish discussion groupsrevolved around bodily fluids,
but that 9% would include urine,scat, mucus, and menstrual
fetishes.
So it's safe to say that thenumber of people who participate
in this are low, a fraction of afrac fraction of a fraction of
these bodily fluids people.
(19:18):
Oh.
But they definitely existbecause I, I did indeed find
their Reddit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (19:23):
Oh Lord.
Here we go.
Hang on to your Diva Cupsladies.
This is about to get wild.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (19:31):
I am not gonna link it in the show
notes.
It's pretty much exactly whatyou'd expect it to be.
It's porn and people.
squadcaster-183b_2 (19:37):
bloodhounds?
Sorry.
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (19:38):
No, it's uh, um, my my time of the
month.
M-O-M-T-O-T-M two.
'cause it got banned.
Uh, and then came back.
squadcaster-183b_2_05- (19:49):
Classic.
Classic
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (19:50):
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But it, it is poured a bunch ofpeople commenting, oh yeah,
baby, I love it.
Stick that bloody shone in myass.
You know, that kind of thing.
But it's active.
There are multiple posts,multiple comments, across the
board.
Women posts their photos.
They're, they're trying to hook.
Guys into paying for more thanthe first glance, right?
(20:11):
And the first, first hit isfree.
But they're also using it as ajumping off point to sell their
period items.
So that's used tampons, pads,and very stained underwear.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (20:24):
You gotta respect the hustle.
I mean, you're gonna, you'reproducing it for free.
Isn, I mean,.
No government provided tampons.
You gotta pay for those bitches.
So if you can recoup that moneyand then some.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (20:36):
Yeah,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (20:36):
respect it.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (20:38):
for the small, small fee of having
your vulva plastered all overthe internet, I guess, I don't
know.
So
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (20:44):
mailing That's like the, like the actual
logistics.
Like you go to the post officeand you got your box full
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (20:49):
you have to claim it as biohazard.
Oh.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (20:52):
to Poor mail.
Oh my God.
Imagine it's August.
You're a mail carrier carryingOh.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (21:00):
Maybe you pack it in dry ice,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (21:02):
I'd hope so.
Or a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (21:04):
avoid the
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (21:05):
very least,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (21:06):
fucking dead person smell.
Anyway.
Okay, so.
After learning that there was amarket for this.
My first thought for usedtampons, used pads was that,
can't they save some money byjust sneaking into public
toilets?
Like, pretend you're a janitor,right?
Empty that little trash can.
I'm a money.
I'm cheap.
(21:26):
Okay?
I'm a cheap person.
That's immediately what Ithought of was like, I feel like
you could do this for free.
Turns out.
Yep.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (21:34):
Oh
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (21:35):
There are indeed some guys that were
posting about raiding women'sbathrooms.
Or even worse, their femalefriends trash cans and taking
their used tampons and pads forlater whack off material.
And immediately I was like, thatfeels like some kind of sexual,
so exactly.
That's like somebody that, youknow, that seems like sexual
(21:59):
assault.
Some sort of like gateway crimeor something.
I don't, I don't even know.
I felt deeply disturbed by thatmore than anything else that we
mentioned here.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (22:09):
That that is bad.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (22:11):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (22:12):
And it, to me, it recalls the
conversation around necrophilia.
Right?
Uh, is it a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (22:18):
Fair.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (22:19):
of a person's personhood or is it a
victimless crime?
Right.
Especially if you get it fromthe trash at the public
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (22:23):
Yeah.
They discarded it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (22:26):
Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (22:26):
It's like the police, they can take
your DNA from a cup that youthrew away.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (22:30):
right?
The cops should be diggingthrough the, cans at the rest or
the restrooms trying to get theDNA off that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (22:38):
But to be fair that that's some deep
cut stuff.
These are, these are people whowould really go to extremes, to
get their jollies off.
That those are the balls to thewall types.
Um, and they, they clearly havesome overlapping fetish with
soiled items.
You know, people who like, usepanties and different kind of
stuff.
So like, you know.
Everything's complicated.
It's like a ven, verycomplicated Venn diagram, but
(23:02):
that's not your normal everydayflow liquor.
But I included it just to giveyou a range of how far some of
these kinks can go.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (23:11):
And I will say though, before we go
on, the more power to them in anage where the cost of a cheap
orgasm is just tapping yourphone.
The fact that these fellas aregetting dressed, going outside,
getting some light cardio asthey run away.
With their dirty, dirty hall.
That all sounds like a netpositive when the alternative is
(23:31):
jacking it in the dark of yourroom and never feeling the
warmth of the sun or anotherhuman.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (23:38):
I doubt it's still warm after so
long of, it's such a journey.
I don't think the tampon isstill warm, but
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (23:44):
contact with somebody who smiled at them
in their journey out there, apolite smile and they're like,
ah, the
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (23:50):
the closed mouth kind.
Mm,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (23:53):
The little white person nod.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (23:55):
yep.
Uhhuh
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (23:55):
yeah.
White people go down, so there'snot, I mean, it could be worse.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (24:03):
Yeah,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (24:03):
They
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (24:04):
I guess they work for it.
It's kinda like a, you know, wetalk about the the old days
about how you had to really findyour people back in the day.
Like there wasn't just an onlineforum you could hop onto.
You had to really seek it out.
You do kind of respect it alittle bit more.
'cause it seems so easy nowadaysis
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (24:22):
put down Reddit and they made their
dreams come true.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (24:26):
it's kinda, this is really, you know
what, I'm not even gonna say it.
Nevermind.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (24:30):
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (24:31):
Book.
I was gonna say, it's like thatguy, that Q Anon guy who like
went to that pizza place withArm to the teeth trying to like
thinking he was gonna free thosechildren.
I was like, obviously that's afucking dumb ass thing to do,
but kudos to you because if youreally thought there were
children in cages in that pizzaplace, you were gonna go and set
(24:56):
them free.
Yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (24:58):
action.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (24:58):
He took action and I respect that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (25:01):
doesn't really believe it or
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (25:02):
Exactly.
Exactly.
Bingo.
There you go.
There you go.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (25:06):
the one true believer.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (25:08):
And he put his money where his mouth
is
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (25:10):
for
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (25:10):
just like these guys.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (25:12):
long as he Right.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (25:16):
So even though we don't have
academic studies on the who,what, where, why of pedophilia,
but based on the demographic ofthe vulvas that I saw on the
subreddit, this is definitelywhite people shit.
We do have some personalaccounts of what these men like
about period sex.
My first thought was that thisfetish would probably fall into
(25:39):
the BDSM category along withHemat Maligna a sexual fetish
for blood and it can, but notnecessarily blood play in the
BDSM world seems to have a lotof focus on drawing blood and
that implies violence, which I'mpretty sure is kind of the point
(26:00):
with BDSM.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (26:01):
Yeah, I kind of file that into the
categories of things thatshouldn't see the light of day.
Like I was gonna like talk aboutthat earlier and I was like, no,
I don't wanna give it, I don'twanna give it any kind of
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (26:11):
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (26:13):
thing, where it's like just giving it a
platform makes it more validbecause
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (26:19):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (26:19):
people talk about it.
You're giving
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (26:21):
Be ashamed.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (26:21):
Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (26:22):
Be ashamed,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (26:23):
Yes.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (26:24):
in this case, blood does not have
to mean violence.
Period.
Sex, yeah.
No person was harmed in themaking of this sweet, sweet love
baby.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (26:33):
you know, the
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (26:34):
The.
The what?
Oh, the egg.
I mean, it was gonna happenanyway, right?
So before we lump thesebloodhounds in with the people
who want to make others bleed,let's take a look at the reasons
a man might enjoy diving intothe Red Sea.
First of all.
(26:55):
Taboo.
Nothing turns humans on like abig old dollop of shame.
We've covered this, uh, many,many times before.
People absolutely revel doing insomething that they are not
supposed to.
Every culture on earth thinksthat periods are gross.
Therefore, if I'm really intoperiods, ooh, I'm naughty.
(27:18):
And like a woman in a Catholicschool, girl uniform, everyone
likes feeling a little naughtyin bed, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (27:24):
Because of this reason.
I'm honestly surprised thisisn't more common
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (27:28):
Totally.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (27:29):
I, it's a no brainer.
It's a no brainer.
People are sleeping on this
laura-b_2_05-16-202 (27:33):
Absolutely.
And I mean, it's like it comesoutta the vagina already, like
it's not like pee or or piss orshit that comes outta different
holes.
Like it's already in the vagina.
It seems so rife.
It's in the sex hole.
It seems so rife for easyfetishes.
Anyway, thank you.
Thank you for validating me.
(27:53):
Okay, next reasons, kind of afeeling of a primal encounter.
Many of the people who talkedabout this, they said that
periods sex and period bloodfelt primal.
Like you were both so turned on,that ruining sheets didn't even
bother you.
And I can see that.
That feels very uncivilized,right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (28:14):
you're in the moment, you're
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (28:15):
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
And, and that's sexy.
And, and men also stated thatthe, the musk was their favorite
part of period play.
And I'll definitely give that tothem because Musk isn't a word
that I generally wannaassociated with my bedroom
activity.
That feels very animal planet tome.
(28:36):
And I, I guess I can see howthat can be
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (28:40):
These men.
men, they crave the Iron Minds.
Get these men to the mine, theylump the iron.
They want the smell.
They'll just be digging, goingcrazy, digging and creaming all
over the place.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (28:57):
I mean, everyone wants a little
connection to the, uh, the wolfroots, I guess, or, or the old
iron mine roots.
You know?
Who's to say?
Next reason was the uncensoredfemale body, and this is my
favorite one because it turns alot of things about periods on
its head.
So women have been socialized tohide their periods, any period
(29:18):
related products, hiding theirwomanhood, their divinity.
Right?
But for s but for some periodlovers, they delight in that
secret and experiencing all of awoman, even the parts that she's
supposed to keep hidden.
So.
In a weird way, it's almost likea macho thing.
(29:43):
They take pride in liking it.
So one article that I read, itcompared it to that, barbecue
foodie who's been like, oh yeah,I'm really into meat.
I'm really into animals, anddah, dah.
And then he is like, oh, Ireally like the, or, oh, I
really like the liver and thekidneys and the sweet breads.
(30:03):
They feel like they're this trueconnoisseur, and in this case
they would be the trueconnoisseur of the female body.
And I was like, okay, I likethat.
I'll dig that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (30:14):
Okay, so like I take pride in choking
down nasty black coffee everyday.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (30:23):
yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (30:23):
'cause I'm a real cowboy baby.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (30:27):
Fighting fire and chewing glass.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (30:29):
Yeah.
And not taking in any caloriesbefore noon.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (30:33):
So I think there's also something
in here about the, the femininemystery of a period as well.
Menstruation is a body processthat is pretty much completely
unknown to the males of theworld.
I read an article where somebodysaid that they thought period
stuff, period stuff literallywas blue because of the, you
(30:54):
know, the, the,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (30:54):
They thought menstrual blood was
blue.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (30:57):
of the, the commercials where
they're always pouring blueliquid onto pads, right.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (31:03):
They thought that women had, were
like bleeding like a unicorn,like in the Harry Potter
laura-b_2_05-16-202 (31:06):
Apparently, apparently,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (31:08):
Maybe that's where JK Rowling got it
from.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (31:10):
I mean, preteen girls, they are
absolutely struck dead withembarrassment if a guy's, a guy
even sees a tampon in her purse.
So I could see how that kind ofmakes it this secret.
Maybe sexy thing.
You know, it's definitely secretand secrets can be sexy.
Right.
(31:31):
But again, the obviousness ofit, like some preteen boy saw a
tampon in the garbage and he'sin peak puberty.
Right.
And it just gets cemented intohis brain.
This was in a woman's vagina.
Oh my God.
It's the sexiest thing I've everseen.
Do you know what I mean?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (31:50):
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
And
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (31:51):
it seems like it's just makes so
much sense.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (31:55):
It does make so much sense.
I will say, the secret, thetaboo.
Why isn't this a bigger thing?
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (32:01):
I know.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (32:02):
But I also as a young, a young lad,
seeing something that was in anintimate area of a woman and
then it getting turned on.
Like I get that.
But it's also really funny howit does not work the other way
at all.
Like if a girl saw somethingthat was on a male's genitals,
they'd be like, oh my God.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (32:19):
Yeah.
Nobody, no woman sees like ajock strap, you know?
It was like, ooh.
I don't know.
Maybe they do nowadays.
I dunno.
People feel like things aretopsy-turvy, whereas a guy would
be like, oh my god.
A bra that was on your poops.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (32:34):
touched boobs.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (32:35):
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (32:36):
touched boobs.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (32:37):
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (32:38):
I would not, no, I Especially if
it's just like a random man.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (32:44):
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Again, but this is because we'redemisexual.
This is our new identity, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (32:51):
My sister gave me a book on
Asexuals, so I'm gonna read itso I can continue my education.
I said, Emily, why are yousleeping on this book?
I should have had it before wedid the episode.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:03):
So if this is how men feel about
period sex, what about thewomen?
Well, this is primarily astraight male fetish.
We don't have much from a femalebloodhound point of view.
I'm sure they exist, right?
But
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (33:17):
a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (33:17):
very many.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (33:18):
gay male fetish.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:19):
No, I mean, like lesbians, right?
That really like their, theirladies, time of the month.
But,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (33:25):
When the mystery's gone, it's not
sexy at all.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:28):
I think that's exactly what it is.
I'm sure it exists somewhere,but you know, very, even smaller
of a smaller fraction of afraction of a fraction of a
fraction.
Uh, but as the donor in this,equation, results may vary.
I.
Some women really like itdepending on the person.
Of course, a woman canexperience a heightened sex
(33:48):
drive on their periods,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (33:50):
Oh.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (33:50):
of feel more sensitive everywhere,
so that can be a plus.
And I also read that sex duringyour period can help with
cramps.
So I mean, who needs Advil whenyou got this bloodhound in your
bed?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (34:02):
You know, I've heard that.
I don't know where I've heardthat.
I definitely didn't read it inan academic study, but I've
heard it.
laura-b_2_05-16-202 (34:10):
Experiences may vary.
That's all I'll say about that.
I can, I can imagine that itwill also be a little bit of a
relief to be with a guy whoembraces your femininity, right?
Even these parts that you aren'tso keen on and immediately that
I thought of this, it was okay.
(34:30):
If you have a guy that doesn'tmind or even enjoys your period
blood, he's probably not super.
Nervous or like hung up on thatroll above your pubis, you know,
or like how your arms jiggle incertain lights.
Like it feels,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (34:48):
or not, you
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (34:48):
yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like you would feel a little bitmore accepted, less judged.
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (34:55):
down, right?
You could relax a little bit.
No, that actually makes a lot ofsense.
'cause like what a weird worldwe live in where your partner's
just repulsed by your body, Like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (35:05):
For one week out of the month.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (35:07):
For a quarter of the time
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (35:09):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (35:10):
Ugh.
And that I could see wherehaving a partner who's like
enthusiastically into you duringthat time as well as the rest of
the time, that would reallybuild intimacy, right?
And
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (35:21):
Yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (35:22):
and loved.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (35:23):
Yeah, I, I think absolutely.
Intimacy was definitely one ofthe things that had been listed
in terms of what people likedabout it, male and female, and I
couldn't quite find like a spotfor it.
So I'm glad that you mentionedit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (35:37):
Well, okay, and here's my wild take
before we start getting to thewrap up of the episode.
Maybe the reason it hasn't.
on as a kink or in the more likefetish side.
Well, what is a fetish, but whyis this fetish not more popular?
Maybe because there's nothingabout it that's actually
degrading to the women.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (35:54):
Ugh,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (35:55):
Sorry.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (35:56):
that's so depressing.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (35:58):
'cause it's actually like really
empowering because it makeswomen feel loved and like sexy
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (36:03):
isn't kind of C holding kind of Also
in that same thing.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (36:06):
yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (36:07):
Because that's what, that's what I was
thinking.
'cause like cup holding isanother fetish thing that I was
like, okay, this is actually notsuper degrading to women, so I'm
kind of okay with it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (36:16):
Yeah, it's fine.
Do whatever you wanna do.
I'm like, okay,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (36:18):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just talking like, I meanfor like, I'm just like for me,
like I'm not gonna go, you knowwhat
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (36:26):
Laura's like, okay, Austen, get out
there or what?
Whatever the, I forgot how
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (36:31):
Yeah, I know what you mean.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (36:32):
get out
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (36:32):
Yeah.
I'm gonna get there.
It's not like I'm gonna do it,but I was like, no.
Okay.
I, I could, somebody could talkme into it.
Do you know what I mean?
I guess like of all the things,that's what I'm saying.
Somebody could talk me into it.
But yeah.
Another thing that I saw, not inany kind of, academic or source
(36:53):
based.
Was that another reason whymaybe it hasn't caught on as a
fetish?
Because it is very common inrelationships, like regular
relationships.
Like it's something that is,like we said, it's a phase in a
relationship of like, yeah, Imean, it's just, it happens
sometimes.
You know, you're both horny orone of you is horny and it just,
(37:15):
it just happens, you know?
And it's okay.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (37:18):
is gonna just be like, well, I'm
actually just gonna have to peeon you tonight because it's my
peeing time of the month.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025 (37:25):
Precisely.
Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_0 (37:27):
accessible is what kind of takes the
sexiness out of it.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (37:31):
Yes, but you know, then there's
people who take it to theextreme, you know, like the
stuff we talked about.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (37:37):
that's,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (37:38):
yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (37:39):
that is not
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (37:39):
I.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (37:39):
that happens to most people.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (37:42):
But this is not all sunshine and
blood, red roses.
There are some women who arefreaked out about it.
Period.
Um,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (37:51):
Ha.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (37:52):
the, the Cut and the Telegraph both
did articles on the topic.
They were interviewing women whohave had this request in bed.
The responses seemed.
Overwhelmingly negative, andthey, these women, they were
freaked out by the requests andeven more so about the
aftermath, and I get it.
I guess things can get messydepending on your flow that day.
(38:15):
Seeing your partner covered frommouth to.
Thigh in your blood candefinitely be a visual image
that can be hard to shake.
And, and this wasn't the kind ofthing of like, oh, you know, I
was just on my period.
So like we went for it.
It was like, no, no, no.
He wanted it, you know what Imean?
Like, he was like,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (38:31):
He was into the idea of being in
the blood.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (38:34):
and he was diving into it face
first, you know,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (38:39):
Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (38:40):
some, some people were freaked out
about that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (38:42):
And to that, I just say they need to
unlearn the stigma.
Man, we're all just apesfloating on a rock, man.
Who cares if your partner wantsto go full?
Diane Lad and Wild at Heart, youknow, just let them get covered
in the red man.
It's great.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:03):
I don't even know that reference.
But the most obvious reason thatwomen and men like it.
It's a slip and slide.
Baby weather is better.
Why the fuck not use the world'smost natural lubricant in a time
where it's very plentiful,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (39:22):
That's why I sell a pint to my
neighborhood mechanic every nowand then, blood Nature's
lubricant.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (39:28):
period.
Blood nature's lubricant.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (39:30):
I know.
I was like, I wrote that.
I'm like, oh people, I think I'mdonating a pin of period blood.
No, I just like stick a needlein.
That's a mechanic.
Every time he greases my wheelsor whatever the fuck it's
called, and he does it amechanic.
He just uses blood.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:43):
You know, might not be the same, but
I get your point.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (39:45):
I thought it was funny that you
said nature's most natural.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:49):
I mean, sexual lubricant, most
natural sexual lubricant.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (39:53):
that would just be vaginal mucus,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (39:55):
Wha Yeah.
Okay.
Fair.
Whatever.
Stop.
Stop criticizing me.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (40:00):
I, it's not a criticism, it's just
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (40:04):
I mean.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (40:05):
Sorry.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (40:07):
Who
squadcaster-183b_2_05- (40:07):
kidding.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't think of a word fastenough up.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (40:12):
You're fine.
So in my eyes, when I look atall this, sex is gross, We got
mucus.
We got mucus membranes swapping.
Spits, swapping sweat organs,excreting fluid.
It's nasty even when it's quotenormal,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (40:34):
there's a very popular, okay, this is
probably not popular and this isjust my for you page, but I keep
seeing this video with the song,you know, a TikTok song,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21 (40:43):
Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (40:44):
of the lyrics that they say is blow
bubbles with sperm.
That's disgusting.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (40:49):
Ugh.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (40:50):
It's nasty, all and that people are
like cheering on.
The
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (40:55):
Blow bubbles with sperm.
Yeah, so why not throw somefucking menstrual blood in
there?
It's supposed to be there inthat time of the month.
And it might be weird for a lotof people, male and female, but
of all the fetishes that you andI have seen cross our computer
screens, this is the one thatgets the most of a past.
(41:19):
Like I said, it it, I could betalked into it very easily.
There's no inherent misogynyhere.
For that, that gets my stamp ofapproval.
And let's be real.
We probably all need to wash oursheets more often, so why not
take Ant flow to pound town?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:35):
You know, she doesn't get out much.
Guys, you know, she loves whenyou come to visit.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (41:40):
Oh, I love it
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (41:40):
Might as well
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_21274 (41:40):
when you bring me a visit.
Oh, I just love it.
You come to visit me.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:45):
and
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (41:45):
just.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:45):
her out to the Olive Garden,
unlimited soup and salad.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (41:53):
Can't flow.
Loves that shit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (41:54):
She does
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (41:56):
All right, that's it for today's
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No,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (42:54):
No, no, I don't mean that.
Uh, you're s.
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squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (43:21):
If we will expediate your question
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Like,'cause we're, we are horseat the end of the day, you want
some of Laura's tampons,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (43:33):
Oh, they got a lot of musk, let me
tell you.
They got a lot of musk.
Enjoy.
I would totally do that.
I don't know if that makes medisgusting or not.
I will not post pictures of myvulva anywhere for any amount of
money.
That's not fair.
Not any amount of money.
But I mean, it would be aridiculous amount of money.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (43:50):
Like you would never have to work
again.
Never need to work again.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2 (43:52):
Exactly.
Exactly.
But I will drop a tampon and aZiploc bag and put it in the
mail for very little money.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (43:59):
gonna regret saying that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (44:01):
I doubt it.
We're not that popular.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025 (44:06):
I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212 (44:07):
right.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (44:07):
The people who do find us.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:09):
Shit.
Just wait.
It's coming around two weeks.
People, you better get yourorders in,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-1 (44:15):
There's a finite supply.
This always sells out on TikTokshop.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (44:24):
can do a live.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-202 (44:25):
Oh God.
So yeah, send us, Ew.
No, I don't wanna be there forthat.
So send us a couple bucks or youknow, if you can't swing that we
understand, maybe send us acouple of new listeners,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:38):
Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (44:39):
it's one or the other because that's
how, that's what we need to
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (44:42):
Tit for tat?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16 (44:43):
That's what we need.
But really, yeah, we'd muchrather more people hear us than
get some dollars.
The dollars would just gotowards trying to get more
people to hear us.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:53):
Yeah.
Really that's,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (44:54):
the middleman, send us
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_2127 (44:56):
yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (44:56):
your friend and so until then, may
your stolen tampons and pads besoggy with Musky.
Musky period, blood
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (45:08):
And lots of clots.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2 (45:09):
and.
Some jam, raspberry jam.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (45:13):
Jam session.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16- (45:15):
We'll see you again in two weeks and
until then, stay weird youmotherfuckers and marching to
the beat of your own drum.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745 (45:26):
I love it how uncomfortable this
has all made you.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-20 (45:42):
And they are either A, too grossed
out or too afraid or a grossedout, or two B, get there.
B,
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