Improvised Weapons - A D&D Podcast
An actual play D&D 5E podcast featuring comedians & improvisers in the great state of Vermont!
Episodes
Sorry we kept you waiting, but trust us, this one is worth it! We finally bring you the end to this epic arc of awesome; so kick off your shoes, put up your feet, and snuggle up to those headphones. Listen in for discussions of hotness, personal triumphs, and Chekhov’s T-Rex.
Let’s hit it and crit it.
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...It’s time to get penultimate! There is one more tainted memory in Ylldove’s head for the gang to galavant through and it’s a doozy. Listen in for face stealing, blind donkeys, and Cassian losing his tongue.
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We’re back! Did you miss us? We pick up right where we left off in Ylldove’s mind with the gang searching her memories for the keys to her psyche’s location. Listen in for elaborate hand signals, a Dunkin dozen, and Cassian’s pocket bulge.
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Cassian spends a fair amount of time in a well and no one makes a “well, well, well” joke, so you could say we’ve all grown up. Listen in for Homeward Bound, grubby bubbies, and Yertle the Turtle.
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The gang delves deep into Ylldove’s mind in an attempt to sever Xaoc’s hold on her. Listen in for keeping your eye on the ball, drone warfare, and a truth bomb from Cassian.
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Did Olash survive Yarfik’s attack at the end of our last episode? Will the gang save Ylldove? What’s the street value of innocent blood unwillingly taken? Also, this is our one hundred and fiftieth episode, waaaah! Listen in for first time songs, blood bartering, and the return of a fan favorite npc.
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The party splits up to further secure their demon-possessed friend and gather the final ingredient for the separation attempt. Listen in for Spheres vs. balls, lens vs. loop, and Aaeowyn feeling feelings.
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We left the party in the middle of a battle with their former-now-possessed teammate when one of the professors aiding them cast reverse gravity! Listen in for little dagger friends, some nutty professors, and mylar balloons.
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The showdown between the party and Xadove begins! Tune in for Hellraiser, the pachinko treatment, and a firewall.
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If a demon jumps out a plate glass window and 4 adventurers are around to hear it, is it still awesome? You bet it is! Listen in for footnote symbology, aqua-telepathy, and a whole lot of running.
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Xaoc has the book and the gang is none the wiser, whatever will they do? Listen in for locked doors, nose antics, and crystalline invasions of privacy.
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It seems like the party and Xa-dove no longer have a common goal, the potential for drama is so high! Listen in for cheap bathroom architecture, DM foresight, and not being able to hear Aaron.
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We’re back baby! And we’re picking up right where we left off. The gang just saved Black Beak Academy, so the race is on to keep the book out of Xaoc’s hands, who will succeed? Tune in for emerald antics, Aaeowyn’s secret horticulture, and Sex Musk
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We’ll resume normal episodes next week! For now, please listen to this speech from friend of the show Ash Diggs. #BlackLivesMatter #DefundThePolice #WeWontApologizeForValuingHumanLife
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Episode Transcript:
Hi everyone, we’re not doing a normal episode this week. The world is a dumpster fire and all our energies will be better spent trying to do something about it. We’ll put it very plainly: BLACK. LIVES. MATTER. There is no valid argument against that statement. This past week we’ve seen bald faced and horrific evidence of just how pervasive systemic racism is in this country. It’s sickening, it’s infuriating,...
The battle outside of Black Beak Academy rages on! Will the party save the headmistress? Listen in for nonchalant murder, head collection, and the answer to the question “What does 5 x 3 equal in this case?”
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The gang, still mostly unrested and out of spells, gets in a fight to save Aaeowyn’s old headmistress! Tune in for low rolls, disarming banter, and Yarfik’s new nickname.
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The party has strayed far from its original incarnation, but they’ve still got work to do; work they’ll have to find a way to do together. Listen in for sick dance moves, stuff for sandwiches, and their arrival at Black Beak Academy.
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You will be surprised by what happens in this episode, just trust us. Listen in for Agatha’s first high five, the meaning of “Acromism,” and a tight dance off.
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