Ineffably Sublime | A Weekly Dose of Weird: History, News, and Curiosity

DOWN WITH BIG TOASTER! Why else would pre-toasted bread exist??

You're in for a wild ride this week, boys and girls, because Amanda bombarded us with some wild-ass news stories. And then we hit your ear holes with some gnarly "happy" meals.

Keep your ears honed in on this episode, because we give an update on the stolen golden toilet news story! And then some kid orders 70,000 lollipops with his mom's cell phone (t...

What happens when you attempt to climb Mt. Fuji, get a case of altitude sickness and get transported home, only to realize you forgot your phone somewhere on the mountain? Some guy find out so you don't have to!

Is it Deja vu or did you see that movie before? We explore the top 20 movie parodies as rated by IMDB. How many did you know were parodies? Did any of your favorites make the list? Let us know by sending a text or email...

Here it is! Our first-ever crossover podcast with the fellas from Pizza Bagels! We had a great time getting to know them better with Twyster's "Would You Rather" and "Keep, Sell, Destroy" lists.

If you haven't already, check out the Pizza Bagels Podcast anywhere you listen (on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/1bOdbhv3Byje3MBC0Z5csg).

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🌀 Sublime Warp: Weird Laws (Episode 26 Recast)
This week, reality glitched and we fell through a wormhole of poor planning—so we're rewinding the timeline and throwing it back to Episode 26: Weird Laws.

Prepare to be baffled by the bizarre legal leftovers humanity somehow agreed on. From laws that forbid pickle mishandling to rules about walking ducks on Sundays, we dig into the kind of legislation that makes you wonder if someone l...

Hey again, Knockoff Connoisseurs!

We’re back with Part 2 of the off-brand bonanza—and this time, the products are even weirder, the names are somehow worse, and Mitch may never emotionally recover. From suspicious cereals to legally questionable toys, we’re diving deeper into the bizarre world of ridiculous knockoffs you won’t believe actually exist.

Plus, Deej may have found the most unhinged bootleg of them all.

Have you spo...

Hey Knobs!

The tables have turned, and in this episode, Deej is the one to tell us an embarrassing story! And Mitch is very spicy.

Guys, this one almost broke us. This week, we look at some ridiculous knockoff products. Have you seen any of these out and about or while shopping online? Stay tuned for a future episode where we'll share even more wild knockoff products.

What weird off-brand products have you encountered? Share a picture...

What happens when a former lion trainer gets pissed at her ex? The mugshot of the year is what happens!

Come along on our field trip where we take a hard left turn and get lost on some dirt roads way back in BFE. Enjoy this rambling detour that's sure to keep you shaking you head and wondering WTF is wrong with us.

Tell us about your favorite April Fool's joke! Join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod on all the socials, c...

Pastafarianism is real! The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes you!

Check out this bonus pod with some chuckle-inducing conversation and facts about The Church. When you're done, wipe off your saliva-covered muffin top and get out there and do something (this was recorded for March Forth, after all).

Arrr, may ye be touched by His noodly appendage and we'll see ye next week!

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We're serving up a heaping helping of our hot takes that are sure to leave your mouth watering. This candy salad includes our opinions on the proper way to cut a sandwich, where to store your favorite condiment and the best container to dispense your favorite carbonated beverage.

Join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod and share your hot takes with us so Mitch can judge you. And as always you can leave us a voicemail or send...

Mitch throws back to his days of being the hottest guy at Sears, we get our odd news from the nerds at NPR,

- Also what the fuck is going on with Amanda's audio?? Sorry!

Have you ever heard of the Maid of the Mist, or how about Ester Cherry, the Bitch of Wet-ness? Well, buckle up, folks, because in this week's episode of the podcast, Mitch and DeeJ are diving headfirst into abandoned places in Pennsylvania that you can visit...

In this episode we regain our footing on a false start that you'll hear all about in a couple of weeks!

Our news is in the crapper, when we learn about a solid gold toilet that went missing in the UK.

Have you ever been to Clearfield County, PA? If not, you might want to check out some of these interesting places we highlight during the episode. If you have, how many of these places have you visited before? What places didn&#...

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In this week's attempt to remain on the rails, we discuss Mitch's snizztory, how much we hate the Gregorian Calendar, Tami's Mitch moment, Mitch's poop story and...oh yeah, bizarre lawsuits.

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This week we explore the consequences of ejaculating in space, side tables, lighting and how wallpaper should NEVER make a comeback. We discuss the trends of the days of yore and which we think should make a comeback.

What are your favorite s...

Would you rather go to the dentist for a root canal or listen to another hilarious episode of Ineffably Sublime? Doesn't seem like much of a choice, does it?

This week our buddy Twyster provided us with a crazy list of Would You Rather's to work our way through. Complete with a ton of side quests, we laugh our way through some ridiculous life choices.

We don't know much, but we do know Mitch isn't a contortionist...al...

We’re back with part two of the weirdest names for places, people, and things—and this one nearly broke us. No joke, Mitch and DeeJ laugh harder than they ever have on air for a solid three minutes!

But before we dive into the madness, we kick things off with a shoutout to our newest podcast pals, The Pizza Bagel Podcast: with Tony and Friends. Mitch also finally solves the mystery of Tuna Spaghetti for those guys—because appare...

We're glitching hard this week and we apologize. It was excruciatingly cold in western Pennsylvania when we recorded and we think the weather was fucking with the interwebs. We had major shrinkage and booger freezing, and can't wait for spring.

Were you around for the Challenger exposion? Where were you? Apparently Deej came to be because of this event! And apparently Deej and Mitch both were at the DuBois Hospital at th...

Part two of the etymology of food idioms. If you missed part 1, check out the episode titled “Just Say Hee-Haw, Bro!”

This week we introduce two new segments with “this day in history” events and Mitch’s “actual names”.

Mitch and Deej ask WTF is up with feels-like temps? We couldn’t think of a more timely subject for today’s frigid temps warning in PA. Things outside are sus slippery and giving ick vibes.

How’s your penis? A sea s...

Up first today is Deej's catastrophy that prompts a discussion about misplacing your shit and what assholes our children can be.

Kites are lame, and so is National Kite Day. At least according to Mitch. Mostly because he just can't seem to get it up. What's not so lame? The Feast of the Ass, which apparently is now Mitch's new favorite holiday.

In this week's news - a vegan and gluten free bakery allegedly passed off Dunkin Don...

Happy 2025! Welcome to another ineffable year of subliminal content!

This week's shocking news: Mitch likes country music! WTF??

We dive into a news story about a UFO sighting just outside of DuBois (where our show is produced) and stumble over the ridiculous parentheses littered throughout the article. What's the deal with parentheses anyway??

We also discuss doomsday predictions that never came true. We aren't entirely sure what...