INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots
A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian. Listen to us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 X: https://x.com/instantexpertsx
Episodes
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In this tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: It's Iran week 7 PLUS the match-up the whole world's waiting for!
- In the white robed corner, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 164 pounds, it’s Tarantino Chapter 4, Verse 7 as “the path of the orange cuck is beset on all sides by the baddest muthaf*ckin' Pope on the planet!” - LEO...
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In this tour of the world's crooks, f*ckwits and morons...
It’s Iran week 6 and we’re all going back to the Stone Age! Or Golden Age! Or both!:
- Trump’s 15 point peace plan offers Iran the money, the box, the nukes, The Strait and a Tesla with Everything Computer!
- Meanwhile, Iran’s 10 point peace plan is Farsi for “Noted”
- In sport, Henr...
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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
It’s Iran week 5 and the Distract-O-Meter hits 11 as another Friend of the Show departs!
- US Attorney-General Pam Bondi is boned to distract from Iran, which was supposed to distract from The Epstein Files, that we admit Our Pam f*cked up monumentally, but it’s hard when the Preside...
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It’s Iran week 4 and the end game is clear: peace, war, stalemate or starvation! Meanwhile world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons blow things up while they still can:
- Iran blows up 17% of 20% of the world’s LNG supplies at Ras Laffan - World discovers LNG is useful the hard way!
- The US blows up Iran’s power supplies, but only on Truth Social! Trump describes an...
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We celebrate our 50th official episode* with some of our favourite Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons. While we still can!:
- Show Patron Donald J Trump beats Iran for the third week in a row. But can he beat the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt?
- DNI-hire Tulsi Gabbard shares her intelligence on Iraq: “I think it’s spelled I-R-A-N, but that’s The President’s decision”
- Ayatoll...
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In our latest tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
It’s week 2 of the AFL, the NRL and the big clash between IRAN and USA!
- Will America’s league-leading offence beat Iran’s league-leading defence? We mine the Straits of Hormuz to find out!
- Will Ukraine’s expertise repelling Russian drones made by Iran funded by America help America repel Irani...
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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:
After 249 gruelling days of no-one bombing the sh*t out of each other, Israel, Iran and The US are ready for MIDDLE EAST ELIMINATION CHAMBER - the WWE/WW3 co-production everyone's talking about!
- It’s Mania in Mesopotamia as the Tigris and Euphrates square off at la...
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It’s State of the Union time and the Crooks, F***wits and Morons are winning more than ever!
- United States Supreme Court rules President Trump’s 15% tariff on IQ Tests illegal! He’s stuck on 85 - or was that 58? - and needs urgent tuition from WhatsApp maths guru Henry Li!
- Honk and Henry wade through more Epstein Files only to find key interviews with...
It’s the FIRST EVER VIDEO EDITION OF INSTANT EXPERTS! And like us, more Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have revealed themselves!
- Ex-Prince Andrew swaps underage girls for well-endowed cellmates! Now we know why it’s called “His Majesty’s Prison”!
- President Gerald Ford makes a shock return to US foreign policy! Watch out Iran - there’s nothing more dangerous than a dead man with guns!
- The Epstein Files end more car...
It’s Season 2 of Instant Experts and, like us, the Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have gone next-level:
- Trump successfully takes over Venezuela - a mysterious land of high-quality coke and low-quality oil!
- Trump unsuccessfully takes over Greenland and Minnesota - mysterious lands of fire, ICE and getting shot in the face!
- Canada PM Mark Carney dumps Trump; In Aussie politics, The Nats dump The Libs; Trump dumps N...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Stupid F***ing Terrorist C**ts murder 15 people at Bondi Beach.
- Aussie leaders experience brain, backbone shortage. It’s an Islamic Terrorism problem, stupid!
- Henry stands up to 'Stand Up To Hate' campaign by hating f***ing terrorist c**ts. Standing up.
- Did we mention Australia has an Islamist Terrorism problem? Sorry Allegra, we...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- The Honk returns from London, needs 10 days to recover!: "One was tired!"
- US Def Sec Pete Hegseth shoots two defenceless feet dead in open ocean: “I thought my legs were armed, your Honour!”
- ICE rounds up more Black Admirals, Generals: "Zey Ver Owr Orderz!"
- World's worst team Wests Tigers finds 50 more ways to los...
Instant Experts Ep 42 - Trump's Legal Woes Over Clinton BJ: "I'M ON MY KNEES FACING HUGE SUBPOENAS!"
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Mark Epstein: Trump never blew Clinton - "Certainly not Bill anyway".
- Epstein discharge petition scrapes through House 218-217, but Transparency Bill 427-1. Who the fuck votes Yes AND No, people?!!!
- US Def Sec Pete Hegseth defends new 'OPERATION GAYLORD': "It's the first name of the great Major Boner of Fort ...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Epstein Files release vote goes to Congress: “It’ll be the first bill we’ve read in years!”
- Trump prepares Epstein defence: “I asked for 18 but Jeff gave me 20% off!”
- 2020 Stolen Election hoaxsters are pardoned: “We just can’t fucking count, ok?”
- President Thomas Jefferson strongly denies slave mistress/kids slur in brave new memoir “Brown...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Not Since O.J.!: Trump hit by legal shit sandwich as DC Sando-Terrorist walks free in shock loss of Trial of the Millenium - But if the sub don’t hit, you must acquit!
- How Could NY Elect a 34yo Who Never Molested, Defrauded Anyone?!: Patience, people!
- Trump ices trade deal with China: “How you like that one, Soy Boy?!”Hardman Xi : “Frankl...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:
- Australia unleashes world’s smallest controversy as PM backs morbid New Wave over Punk, Glam & anthemic Britpop. No Oasis tix for you sir!
- Trump admits White House rebuild fail: "Movers lost The Epstein Files!"
- Lily Allen follow up album "David You're Still a C*nt" out next week!; and
- On the Barrier Reef, lik...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”
- The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!
- Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and
- “WWE Rare Earth” superstar...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly!
- When a bee falls in the forest, is it agony or ecstasy? The Aussie Senate reports!
- Henry Lee in Bali! - ICE notified, Torpedos for 'Drug Boats' diverted his way
- And in sport, The Honk onscreen at WWE Crown J...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!
- Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!
- US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe from priests, fry cooks and gardeners
- And in sport, Brisbane Broncos beat t...
Instant Experts Ep 35 - Hegseth to U.S. Military - "NO MORE FAT COMMANDERS. EXCEPT PRESIDENT TRUMP!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- DefSec Hegseth cracks down!
- A Gubernatorial candidate steps down!
- Hamas might back down!
- As The Honk preps for WWE's Perth smackdown!
Also in this week's Ep of Australia’s 47th favourite comedy podcast:
- Cheating drunk Pete Hegseth gives professionalism lecture to 800 officers who outrank him
- Hegseth's draftdodging paed...
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