INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots
A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian. Listen to us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 X: https://x.com/instantexpertsx
Episodes
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”
- The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!
- Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and
- “WWE Rare Earth” superstar...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly!
- When a bee falls in the forest, is it agony or ecstasy? The Aussie Senate reports!
- Henry Lee in Bali! - ICE notified, Torpedos for 'Drug Boats' diverted his way
- And in sport, The Honk onscreen at WWE Crown J...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!
- Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!
- US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe from priests, fry cooks and gardeners
- And in sport, Brisbane Broncos beat t...
Instant Experts Ep 35 - Hegseth to U.S. Military - "NO MORE FAT COMMANDERS. EXCEPT PRESIDENT TRUMP!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- DefSec Hegseth cracks down!
- A Gubernatorial candidate steps down!
- Hamas might back down!
- As The Honk preps for WWE's Perth smackdown!
Also in this week's Ep of Australia’s 47th favourite comedy podcast:
- Cheating drunk Pete Hegseth gives professionalism lecture to 800 officers who outrank him
- Hegseth's draftdodging paed...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
1. Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors link RFK Jr to aneurism
2. Trump assures all United Nations: “ICE has a jailcell for every Wetback here!”
3. Border Czar Tom Homan rounds up $50,000 and detains it in his pocket
4. And, Henry enjoys The Middle Age Payrise for one glorious minute
Plus so much more of the...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- President congratulates Jimmy Kimmel on 22 hit years - "Guards, seize him!!"
- FBI Boss Kash Patel can't find own arse - "Right after I got it handed to me by Congress, too!"
- Robert Redford's passing met with outpour of grief, fluids - "Gee his acting hit my spot!" says every woman born between 1935 a...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Stroke victim, stroke lover Donald J Trump denies signing Epstein Birthday Book - “It must've been the Autopen!”
- Charlie Kirk shot dead in Utah - Second Amendment 1, First Amendment 0
- Russia downplays sending drones into Poland - "When have we EVER invaded Poland, apart from 981, 1013, 1017, 1018, 1022, 1030-31, 1065-69, 1076-77...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"
- Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American wants to read your biography, Mr President"
- Trump scotches rumours - "I'm only dead on the inside"
- And in sport Henry magically halves winnings at Mor...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF on earth: so f*cked!
- Aussie PM boots Iran Ambassador over local terror attacks - 'I knew he was trouble when he walked in!'
- Anti-Hero Vice Prostate BJ Vance tells Ukraine, Crimea - 'You are never ever getting back together!'
- Plus, a Cruel Summer for Wests Tigers ...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?
- Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein: “There's nothing to see here” - AND WHO COULD DOUBT A SEX TRAFFICKER?
- California Gov. Gavin Newsom Trumps Trump in Trumpanese - ALL HIS TROLLING IN UPPERCASE & EXCLAMATION MARKS IS SO UN-PRESIDENTIAL!!!
- Plus, once in our lifetime, Wests Tigers CANN...
"Hiatuses are for P*ssies!", said our great current President (not really, he only uses words he invented, like 'equalise' and 'grocery').
Still, like a woketard Smithsonian exhibit showing slavery actually happened, our hiatus this weekend is cancelled on account of the sheer number of Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons invading our inboxes from all over the world.
Join hosts Henry Lee &...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ and TACO are on the menu!
- JD Vance Ushas more water into Ohio River - while Erik the Viking pines in Nagorno-Karabakh, Azerbaijan!
- It's Marjorie Taylor Greene v Laura Loomer for the Women's Borderline Personality Disorder Title - proudly sponsored by Arby's Beef Sandwiches...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Trump sh*ts pants then sh**ts messenger after dud US Jobs Report - Even BJ Vance's b-jobs are going down!
- Danish zoo shocks world by feeding pets to its carnivores - The Asiatic Lion loves eating dog, The European Lynx loves eating pussy!
- Aussie state of Tasmania on a knife's edge after 12th election this week. Who will be Premier? Who&ap...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet!
- Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant & Macho Man Randy Savage!
- Sydney Sweeney comes off the top rope in her great jeans! But so does Inner West Karen - and no-one's ever kicked out of...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Coldplaygate CEO Andy Byron updates Astronomer's HR Policy - 2-Way Office A*al is in!
- Trump covers up Epstein Files like he covers up his doodles - with his signature
- "Obama faked Russian interference in 2016 election" says Trump, from Russia, in Russian
- Plus, Wests Tigers go viral as NRL incompetence becomes contagious!
An...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent:
- Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)
- The Epstein Files just keep on giving if only they existed which they DO NOT!
- Grandpa Trump thinks he won the FIFA Club World Cup
- Plus, the Aussie Cricket Team runs wild in Jamaica as Jackie...
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:
- The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?
- The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!
- The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, t...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy Trial
- Australia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after plea deal lunch at accused's place
- Jeff Bezos' One-Click Wedding! - Please no naked flame near Lauren Sanchez
- Origin III: Decider! Can Hornsby Hornbags finally beat the Gold Coast ...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense
- The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way
- In Sport - it's The Attack of the Killer Lunchbox
- Plus TRUMP'S REVIEW OF INSTANT EXPERTS!
And so much more! - NATO's 'Mad' Rutte's Daddy fetish! Inner West Karen: back to put the "She" in Beer...
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continues
- Trump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause
- 'Save the Illegal Immigrants!' - Who I deported (Also Trump)
And so very much more! Like Henry at Lord’s for the cricket with Mick Jagger, The Williams of Orange and Our Episode Special Guest MAYE MUSK...
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