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Get ready to laugh out loud, dads! Have you ever wondered why a good dad joke can make even the most serious faces crack a smile? Today on Instructions Not Included, we're trading our usual hard-hitting parenting advice for some comedic relief. We'll share classic dad jokes, from the paper that's "tear-able" to the French fry cooked in Greece, that are sure to elicit giggles or at least a few eye rolls. But it's not just about the laughs; we'll explore how humor strengthens the bond with your little one and creates unforgettable memories.

We'll also give you practical tips on making the most of your dad jokes, like keeping them simple and pairing them with silly sounds and facial expressions. Plus, we’ll discuss other fun activities to engage your baby, such as reading funny books or playing peek-a-boo. And before we sign off, we're turning the mic over to you: What's your go-to dad joke? How does humor play a role in your parenting? And what funny or embarrassing moments have you encountered so far? Join us for this lighthearted episode and share your favorite dad jokes with us in the comments!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back dads.
Today, on Instructions NotIncluded, we're taking a little
break from the serious stuff anddiving into the world of dad
jokes, a time-honored traditionthat can bring a little laughter
into sometimes stressful worldparenthood.
Let's get it, we'll be rightback.

(00:29):
Life doesn't come with a way togo.
It doesn't come with a manual.
Yeah, you can search.
I swear back now like Jay-Z theblueprint.
Ooh, now let me play one.

(01:01):
Let's face it, dads, we're notknown for our subtlety, but
sometimes a good dad joke it canbe just the thing to lighten up
the mood and bring a smile toyour baby's face.
Hear a few dad jokes that aresure to make some of your little
ones giggle or at least rolltheir eyes a little bit.
So you want to hear a jokeabout paper?
Never mind, it's terrible.

(01:23):
Which days are the strongest?
Saturdays and Sundays.
The rest are weekdays.
Did you know the first Frenchfry wasn't cooked in France, it
was cooked in Greece.
I used to run a dating servicefor chickens, but I was
struggling to make hens meat.
What's blue and not very heavy,light blue?

(01:46):
How do you make tissue dance?
Put a book in.
Where do us dads store all ofthese dad jokes In our database.
I know this is not award-winningmaterial, but trust me, babies
love a good dad joke.
They might not understand thepunchline, but trust me, babies
love a good dad joke.
Now, they might not understandthe punchline, but they will

(02:07):
appreciate your silly sounds andfacial expressions and they
also love a good fart.
Sound like this.
They love it.
Oh, back to it.

(02:28):
Dad jokes can be a great way tobond with your baby and create
lasting memories.
Here's some tips for usingthose dad jokes.
Keep it simple.
Babies don't need complex jokes.
Stick to silly sounds, funnyfaces and simple wordplay.
Some other things you can doI'd say read, read out loud,

(02:50):
read them a funny book, tellthem a silly story or play a
game of peek-a-boo.
That's a classic game thatnever gets old.
Quick quote A good laugh issunshine in the house.
William, make peace back, asalways.
Questions for the dads.
Question number one what's yourfavorite dad joke?
Question number two how do youplan to incorporate humor into

(03:14):
your interactions with your baby?
And question number three whatare some funny or embarrassing
parenting moments you've alreadyhad?
Thanks for joining me, dads.
And parenting moments you'vealready had.
Thanks for joining me, dads.
Don't forget to like andsubscribe to Instructions Not
Included.
For more dad-centric advice andlaughter, share your favorite
dad jokes in the comments belowand let's spread some joy

(03:36):
together.
See you next time.
This thing called life doesn'tcome with a way to go, it
doesn't come with a manual.
Yeah, you can search.
I swear back now Like Jay-Z,the footprint.
Ooh, I and I.
That's why we say I and I.
There's a unity thing.
No, I unity.

(03:59):
We are all one Sweet fight,baby.
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