August 28, 2024 • 65 mins
For our latest episode, we kick things off with a little celebrity gossip as we dive into the saga of J-Lo and Ben Affleck—from their booty-rubbing yacht days in 2002 to their 2021 "second chance" romance. Love letters, documentaries, love albums, and...no prenup? We break it all down.
Next up, Boeing’s space mess: With NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams stuck in space waiting for a SpaceX Uber home, we’re questioning Boeing’s ability to keep anything from falling apart—whether it’s a rocket or a 737 Max.
Finally, we recap the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Big names like Oprah, the Obamas, and AOC rocked the stage. Of course, we sprinkle in Trump’s unhinged 59 rants on Truth Social because, apparently, the man just can’t help himself.
We also throw in some Virgo season astrology because who doesn’t love a little cosmic wisdom?
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Nele (00:00):
Hey girl, how you doing, hey girl?
Soph (00:26):
How you doing Doing okay.
I love the lip, love theglasses, looking good, thank you
.
I love the headband.
Nele (00:35):
Yes, thank you.
It's giving peachy, it's givingdemure, it's giving classy,
it's not.
I just now found out what thatwas about first of all.
Soph (00:48):
Um, I saw something that said oh, they're trying to
figure out.
What does she mean by the worddemure?
Like the mirror was in a, I'mlike demure is a real fucking
word.
Nele (00:56):
It definitely was a word before it went viral.
I'm sure people using it andthey don't even know what it
means yes, I it like.
Soph (01:08):
It annoys me when words go viral and everyone uses them,
so it's words mean things theydo mean things yes, but hey,
weirdos and weirdettes, welcometo our podcast.
Nele (01:26):
Is this how it ends?
Where we talk about everythingfrom aliens to conspiracy
theories, to politics, tocurrent events, is Girl Talk
with a twist that you don't wantto miss.
So let's get into it.
Where are we starting?
All right, so is there asegment called a normal ish, but
not so normal-ish.
So there's a lot been going ontoday, but I chose to focus on
(01:52):
Jennifer Lopez and the obsessionis real, particular love-hate
relationship with Jennifer Lopez.
I'm so fascinated by her.
I affectionately call her Janoinstead of J-Lo, and I hate
watch her stuff and I'm amazedhow far she's come with the
(02:15):
talent that she has.
So, bennifer, they're getting adivorce.
Did you know about that, soph?
Soph (02:26):
So is this their second divorce.
Nele (02:30):
No, okay, so I'll give you a little brief synopsis of
their relationship.
Soph (02:35):
I also don't follow anything.
Nele (02:37):
J-Lo related.
Yeah, Soph, I feel like youdon't have time for the trash
like I do I have time for a lotof trash?
all right.
So, lopez and affleck, theybegan dating in 2002 and um,
they got engaged later that yearand they were talked about a
(02:59):
lot.
Um, I don't know if youremember her music video, jenny
from the block he was rubbing onher booty on a yacht.
I was trying to rub on my bootyon a yacht, putting out there
to the universe, okay.
But they called off theirengagement in January 2004,
citing just 2004?
(03:20):
Yeah, so this is a way.
This is a throwback girl, damn.
Yeah, so this is a way.
This is a throwback girl, damn.
2004.
As citing intense mediascrutiny and personal
differences as a result of thesplit.
And so she moved on to marrymark anthony and he moved on to
marry jennifer garner.
Now, I remember there was somescrutiny, okay, because she was
(03:41):
a puerto rican from the bronxand he was a melanin deficient
man with a large head from NewEngland.
So you know, culture clashingand whatnot?
Soph (03:51):
Yeah, that's I mean, you love what you love right, I
guess.
Nele (03:57):
So in 2021, lopez and Affleck they rekindled their
romance, surprising us withtheir renewed relationship.
Actually, we didn't want thatsurprise, and they proceeded to
annoy us with their love, withpap strolls and making
documentaries about their love,and albums on Amazon Prime,
(04:21):
which I hate, so they have adocumentary and an album.
Yeah, girl.
So she had an album andbasically it's just a whole love
letter to Ben.
And then she did a documentarycalled the Greatest Love Story
Never Told on Amazon Prime.
It should be called theGreatest Love Story.
No One Asked About, okay,because ain't nobody asked.
(04:42):
But you definitely know Iwatched it with my snacks.
I watched it two and a halftimes two and a half times yes,
two and a half times.
So the last time was the halfbecause I needed to reevaluate
my life choices, and so I didnot um finish it, and so one day
we'll look back that you know,carry on, carry on.
(05:04):
It was a bomb, though, jennifer,like the album didn't sell her
tours, like no one was buying it, it got canceled.
She's she's been having a roughyear, okay.
So, um, in july 21, 22, theygot married in vegas and, um,
(05:25):
despite you know, like this newfrontier, like they're meant to
be together, things just didn'tend, you know.
But I just always felt likethey were both narcissists.
He didn't like her that muchbut at the same time, like, I'm
very triggered by thisrelationship.
Okay, because he tracked herdown just so he can do all this
all over again.
(05:45):
Now, you know this woman is anarcissist.
You know that she likes thelimelight.
You act like you didn't knowthis woman from 2004.
Okay, so to get with her andthen even you can see in like
the documentary which you agreedto do, like she had.
He wrote this like love lettersto her all the time, even they
were like separated.
I guess he wrote some loveletters to her and they time,
even though they were separated,I guess he wrote some love
letters to her and they put itin a book and so she used it as
(06:08):
inspiration for her album.
But she was showing the loveletters to her staff and
producers and stuff and theywere like oh yeah, you know, ben
has bars, we call him PenAffleck.
I was like boo.
(06:28):
So, he, like you, could tell hefelt a way about it Like, why
are you showing like thesepersonal love letters to people?
It was very cringeworthy, justthat whole documentary.
That's why I watched it while Iwas high.
So the date of their separationwas April 26, 2024.
(06:53):
And actually it was the secondanniversary of because they had
two weddings and so they had alarge wedding ceremony in
Georgia.
So it's kind of poetic that shefiled that day.
But here's the kicker, sophthere's no prenup.
Like how are you people withmoney not signing prenups?
Soph (07:19):
Especially J-Lo, who's been married like how many times
?
This is her fourth marriage.
Yo, j-lo is like she's thedefinition of that song.
I ain't got no type.
And then she's like MarkAnthony Pope Daddy and.
Affleck Four times.
So it's Ben Mark Anthony.
(07:40):
Who are the other two?
Nele (07:42):
One was, and why do I know this Was?
Soph (07:44):
there a bad answer involved, or was that yes, yes
you, you know it.
Nele (07:48):
Okay, look at you.
So there was Ohani Noah.
That was the first guy that shemarried, you know and then
there was Chris, yes, so wherethis is a judgment free zone,
okay, you're not gonna judge mefor knowing this information,
okay, um, and then there waschris judd, I believe that was
the backup dancer.
That was her second husband, andthen the third was mark anthony
(08:12):
and then ben affleck is thefourth no prenup, no prenup.
So I think they've beenseparated for a while.
But the divorce I I guess,going through the divorce it was
harder because they were tryingto figure out what to do with
this money.
I think since they got marriedBen has been in like two movies
(08:36):
and so I guess they're trying tosplit up, like what they've
earned since they've beenmarried.
I know she's been a couple ofthings, so it seems like it's
messy.
So I read on my favorite gossipsite, lipstick Alley.
Shout outs to Lipstick Alleythey be knowing, okay, so
there's a rumor that she mightgo back into the studio to
(09:00):
record an album about thisbreakup.
I guess no one asked for this.
I guess her version of Lemonade, like Beyonce, but maybe it's
like the Puerto Rican version,like Limonada or Agua Fresca or
something, I don't know.
But you know who I blame forthis?
I blame Yolanda Saldivar.
(09:24):
Okay, she was the one thatkilled.
I blame Yolanda Saldivar.
Okay, she was the one thatkilled Selena Quintanilla Perez,
the Tejana princess.
Okay, because if Selena wasstill here, then Jayla wouldn't
have to play her in a movie, andthen Jayla wouldn't be inspired
to sing, and then we'd have noalbums to assault our ears, girl
(09:46):
.
So it's all Yolanda's fault,I'm just saying so.
I actually feel bad forJennifer and because you know
she's in her 50s and to still bedealing with F-boys at this
rate, I mean I need to know hisside of the story because you're
(10:10):
talking about she's sharinglove with staff like just
regular, like things that aresupposed to be like super
private and intimate and justyou know between you and your
like.
Soph (10:22):
What else has she done?
Nele (10:24):
I definitely think he wants a more laid back life.
You can even tell in thedocumentary she's all about look
at me, look at me, I'm married,I'm married, whatever.
You know, who you married,though you know this you knew
this.
Soph (10:44):
Sometimes you think things could work the second time
around.
They probably had aconversation.
Is J-Lo going to be J-Lo?
Nele (10:51):
Yeah, but he also like he has some stuff about him too.
He's like with alcoholism andwhatnot, and so you know, rumors
were that he fell off the wagon.
Now there's a rumor that he'sdating RFK's daughter.
Oh my God, that guy is crazy.
Yes, he is crazy.
(11:12):
So yeah, he's moving on already.
So I wonder who Jennifer isgoing to marry next.
But I think she needs to have abig glass of sit your ass down.
It's okay to be single, okay,and you can mingle a little bit.
But, soph, if I have that moneyand still look good at that age
(11:32):
girl, I'll just hire me a man,a man for all seasons, okay.
Soph (11:36):
I mean, maybe she'll go back to one of the other ones, I
don't her.
Nele (11:44):
I wish her the best on her quest for love.
Soph (11:49):
Yeah.
Nele (11:50):
Well, y'all, that's it for normal, not so normal-ish.
Soph (11:56):
Yeah, that is it.
Well, thanks for sharing whatwe did not ask for.
Nele (12:03):
Anytime More to come.
Soph (12:07):
We're going to go to some serious stuff right now.
Okay, we're going to talk aboutBoeing.
Have you been keeping track ofthe astronauts stuck up?
Nele (12:21):
Okay, I'm glad you're bringing this up because I've
been hearing it in passing,people making jokes like doesn't
anyone care?
Okay, I'm glad you're bringingthis up because I've been
hearing it in passing likepeople making jokes like doesn't
anyone care about theseastronauts, like stuck in space.
So please enlighten us.
Like what's going?
Soph (12:33):
on.
I will Cause I'm like this is,this is important stuff, I think
people are, I think it shouldhave, it should be more
scrutinized than it is.
So let's we're going to talkabout, let's start with okay, so
Boeing, right.
So back in June they sent NASA,sent two astronauts, butch
(12:53):
Wilmore and Sunita Williams it'skind of weird that their last
names are kind of similar but sothey sent them up in Boeing
Starliner.
This was the first crewedmission for Boeing, which was a
huge milestone, and what thisdoes is that so before NASA can
certify that Boeing Starlinercould start making routine trips
(13:14):
back and forth between you know, here and the ISS, they needed
a successful manned test.
So this was it Right.
So Wilmore and Williams, theywent up.
Great.
And then, you know, knowing whatwe know about Boeing, a string
of issues popped up, rightMainly, the spacecraft suffered
(13:37):
multiple thruster failures andhelium leaks on the way to the
ISS.
So that's happened, so that'sbeen.
That was in June.
So today or recently we learnedthat Starliner is coming back
to earth, but without theastronauts.
So Wilmore and Williams,they'll have to come down on a
SpaceX rocket Elon Musk's rocketin February 2025.
(14:01):
So this was June and they'recoming back in February.
Right, it's almost a year.
So originally, we're trying tofigure out you know a fix.
And then NASA was like you knowwhat Kick rocks?
You know we're not sendingpeople in your shit.
So now they're stuck.
Nele (14:16):
I'm like that is insane.
So it's like what are theydoing?
Soph (14:22):
up there have they run out of, like they're doing research
on the ISS, so that's what.
So, according to NASA, they'relike oh, you know, the
astronauts are fine, they'recool with this, because part of
they know that this is a riskthat can happen.
So they're like, yeah, we'refine with them.
I'm like yo, no, no, no,they're not, no, they're not.
And so starliner has beenplagued with issues and setbacks
(14:45):
for a while.
And so I read that boeingactually knew about the helium
link, so they knew about theleaks and they still sent people
up in that piece of shit.
Nele (14:55):
Okay, that is insane.
These are people's lives like,yes, people's lives.
Soph (15:01):
And so a quick, just just a quick timeline of Boeing's
greatest hits.
In 2014, they won $4.2 billionfrom NASA to complete this
Starliner spacecraft.
$4.2 billion, okay, in 2014, 10years ago 10 years ago, and
(15:23):
they would fly a minimum of twoand potentially up to six
operational crew flights torotate crews between Earth and
the International Space Station.
That's a lot of fucking money,okay, this compared to Elon's
SpaceX, which has been moresuccessful than Boeing.
As much as I dislike the man,he seems to do better in that,
at least his peoples.
(15:43):
So 2019 comes.
Starliner's first uncrewed testflight failed to dock with the
ISS because a software glitchsent it off into space, so it
just went off into space.
It's a lot of money, just offinto space.
2021, boeing tried again withanother test flight, but nope,
(16:04):
valve issues grounded it, sothat didn't work out.
Finally, in 2022, an uncrewedlaunch went off without a hitch.
So they're like, oh good, allright, but now you know, fast
forward to 2024.
If you've been following Boeingin the news, it's been kind of
fucking crazy, right?
Nele (16:23):
Yeah, boeing has had issues, like their planes, like
Boeing.
Soph (16:36):
Yes, they had issues specifically with their 737 Max,
which is death trap with wings.
So a few months before theastronauts blasted off, so the
astronauts went up in June.
So back in January, everyoneheard about this.
So Alaska Airlines flight 1282had a scary surprise mid-flight
so its rear door plug decided tojust just do stuff at 16,000
feet.
A lot of shit flew out.
Luckily, no one got hurt.
(16:58):
They probably got hurt, butnothing fatal happened to anyone
.
Nothing fatal happened toanyone.
So now they're like FAA is likeyou know, we need to audit and
the findings were that the doorswere not secured properly.
They were finding bolts wherebolts shouldn't be, so they
weren't bolted on and there were, like other safety failures,
right, multiple instances wherethe company allegedly failed to
(17:19):
comply with manufacturingquality control requirements.
So this happened in January andat the same time this happened,
they're like you know what.
Let's revisit the 737 crashes.
So now, while this is happening, in January they were being
criminally charged withconspiracy to defraud the United
(17:40):
States.
So this stems from lying to theFAA before and after the deadly
737 MAX crashes in 2008 and2019.
Over 300 people died in the Ithink, indonesia I forget the
other one and it was found outthat when it comes to the 737
(18:02):
MAX and they were trying to, Ithink with the 737 MAX they were
trying to just get into thecompetition because they were
falling behind.
So this was one of their babies,right, like you know, we're
going to get back in there.
So it came to light that thecompany they rushed to design
and, as a result, the plane wassusceptible to dangerous stalls
in certain takeoff situationsBoeing.
(18:24):
So they created a piece ofsoftware to counteract this
design flaw by automaticallypushing the plane's nose down,
but they never told the FAA,they never told the airlines,
they never told the pilots aboutthe software, and they didn't
do this to save time and to savemoney.
So this is critical and this isone of the reasons why those
two planes crashed right.
(18:44):
The nose just went down and noone knew how to fix, how to
correct it.
So that's so.
That's.
This is.
This is all happening this year.
I mean, this stuff happened2018 and 2019 and there were I
think they have to pay fines forit or whatever but now there
it's being revisited.
Nele (19:03):
And there were blowers or whatever, but now they're, it's
being revisited, um and therewere blowers and we you heard
like right, yeah, so so all ofthis knowing, all of this that
has happened, this is like the2b of like spacecrafts, like
just sending people up there,knowing and then covering it up.
This is people's lives, this islives, this is money.
Soph (19:27):
This is, I mean, this is becoming such a thing like with
these.
They're cutting costs to savemoney and not thinking about
people's lives, because you knowwhat they're thinking.
They're thinking like they'redoing an analysis, right, like
will those lawsuits be worse, orcan we recoup that in the money
we analysis?
Right, like will those lawsuitsbe worse, or can we recoup that
in the money we make, right?
So, yeah, you know people mightdie, but making a lot of money
(19:50):
so we can afford to pay those,those fees, those lawsuits, and
yeah.
And then the two people thatdied, like you know, one was one
was a suicide, that's what it'sruled as, and the one that was
a suicide he told a friend thatif anything happens it's not a
(20:11):
suicide.
I like to read so much stuff Ineed to do and things that I
haven't done that I want to do.
So that's that.
And then Joshua Dean.
So that was John Burnett,joshua Dean.
He was a quality auditor atBoeing's longtime fuselage
contractor, spirit Aerospace,and he was a vocal critic of the
(20:33):
manufacturing processes used inthe production of the 737 MAX.
And before his death he allegedthat Spirit Spirit Airlines,
whicheing recently agreed to buyfor 4.7 oh, hell, no,
absolutely not okay.
Nele (20:50):
Spirit ghetto with the hell.
So boeing?
Soph (20:53):
no, these issues are happening.
They're like we have 7.4.7billion to buy spirit um, but
the guy said that spiritrepeatedly ignored manufacturing
defense on it of course theydid.
Nele (21:05):
Of course, why?
Spirit of all the airlines.
Soph (21:09):
Yeah, so it's chaos.
It's chaos.
And NASA still gave Boeing thethumbs up to send these
astronauts into space and theyknew about the leak, which is
worse, and I don't think theycould sue because it's like
going into war, right, you don'tknow what's going to happen and
(21:30):
it's just the risk of being anastronaut.
But for them to know this, forBoeing to have the track record
that it had and for NASA to saylet's send these people up here,
like that's awful, but my thingis like there's send these
people up here, like that'sawful, but my thing is like
there's no one going to jail.
This negligent as hell this isso negligent, companies will
(21:52):
continue doing this unless theyare prosecuted, unless the
people in leadership positionsbecause you know, you know
they're the ones right, like I'msure engineers are trying to do
a good job and corporate islike is like yo, we need to make
money.
Like you need to make sure thatthis passes inspection.
And the crazy thing is the FAAis supposed to be inspecting
them, but the FAA allowed Boeingto inspect itself.
(22:14):
Like how, what?
Nele (22:17):
Yes, where's, like, the regulation?
I don't understand Where's theregulation for these things?
Soph (22:23):
I mean, this is the power of lobbying, right, this is the
power of lobbying, this is thepower of being close with
government, this is the power ofbeing close with the FAA.
So after the January thinghappened with Alaska Airlines,
they had to stall for a bit butthen they were allowed to resume
flights and they said the FAA,kind of like, helped them out
(22:44):
with that and they reallyweren't ready.
So, if you are flying, if it'sa 737 MAX, I don't know, but
they were saying that a lot ofpeople, when they were booking
flights, if it was a Boeing 737MAX, they were not going,
absolutely not.
So, yeah, this it was a Boeing737 MAX, they were not going,
(23:05):
absolutely not.
So, yeah, this company is a hotmess.
So this is all happening.
They're still trying to spendmoney to acquire another company
, like you're a hot mess and itdid stock buybacks look, I don't
understand the moral compass.
Nele (23:27):
I don't know if there's any morality.
Soph (23:28):
There's not in these there's not there's not
whistleblowers died like months,one in march, one in may, like
one.
Might be a coincidence two, I'msorry yeah two, and one of them
he was, um, he had alreadytestified and he was the one
that was a suicide.
He had already testified and hethought he was done, but they
(23:49):
told him he needs to stay alittle longer because we want to
for another deposition.
So he stayed extra and that'swhen he apparently committed
suicide.
So and the other guy, he gotlike a staph infection and then
became critically ill and thenjust was on life support and
passed away within like weeks.
(24:09):
Staph infection Companies are.
They're very, they're gettingreally bold.
Nele (24:20):
Shifty as hell.
This sounds like something thatshould have been a scandal.
Right, this is like a movieLike a movie.
Soph (24:28):
You know what's going on.
I would be so livid.
There's no way those astronautsare okay with this.
Nele (24:36):
Absolutely not.
Soph (24:38):
No way Do you think they pack?
Do you think astronauts packlike we pack?
Probably not right.
Like pack like we do, like wepack?
Probably not right.
Like is there enough clothing?
Nele (24:48):
no problem, no, they have special clothing, never mind
they do have special clothing,because I don't know if you ever
seen the show married at firstsight, where one of the guys who
was he was awful.
Um, he actually has his job tomake like the clothing for the
astronauts in in for nasa, whichis kind of dope that is kind of
(25:11):
dope yeah, he made good moneydoing that too I'm sure you got
to use like special fiber andyeah, yeah, it's a whole process
.
It was really interesting.
Soph (25:23):
It is interesting, but yeah, so that's Boeing and they
paid out millions and thefamilies of the 737 crashes from
2018 and 2019, they thoughtthey didn't pay enough because
the DOJ, I don't know, becausethe DOJ, I don't know, but they
(25:47):
called it a sweetheart dealbecause it was a fraction of
what they were supposed tooriginally pay.
Wow.
So, yeah, so I mean we shouldhave a campaign like bring our
astronauts home.
Nele (25:58):
Yes, thanks for filling me and filling us in, because I
was hearing about it but notreally like knowing what was
going on.
Wow.
Soph (26:10):
NASA's insane.
We could do another episode onthem.
We definitely could.
Like it stands for I waslistening to something else.
It's never a straight answer,but they're like stories of so
you could watch feed from theiss, like it's.
It's on pretty much all day, soyou just watch the feed and
it's.
I mean, it's really nothingmost of the time, but they've
(26:33):
been.
Um, it's been noted that ifsomething weird, if it looks
like there's something weird,they'll cut the feed instantly.
Oh yeah, so it looks likesomething is passive, like
there's been instances wherethere were things that people
didn't know what it was and theyjust cut the feed immediately.
Nele (26:50):
Stay woke, y'all.
Soph (26:52):
Stay hella woke.
Nele (26:54):
Stay woke.
Soph (26:55):
Not in the Republican sense of the word, because they
don't know how to use that word.
Nele (26:59):
Absolutely not.
Soph (27:00):
They don't know how to use that word.
Nele (27:05):
Thanks so for enlightening us.
Now normally we'd go into theMars housing lottery, but we're
going to talk about the DNC, sothat's going to take us some
time.
So we'll definitely have thatfor our next episode.
So let's talk about it the DNC2024.
(27:30):
Yes, so the Democratic NationalConvention was held in Chicago,
illinois, at the United Center,on August 19th through the 22nd
.
Now, I didn't watch all fournights, but I watched three of
them.
I did.
It was a Democratic love fest.
Soph (27:51):
All right, I watched some of the speeches and it was cool.
We are excited.
Nele (27:57):
Yes, all right, now let me tell you something.
Okay, they had some notablecelebrities in attendance, like
stevie wonder, my favoriteartist shout out to.
Steve was looking.
I was like stevie must havesome good people.
He's living in ghana now, sothey told him to wear the hat
because, stevie, you know, thehairline was starting back here,
(28:18):
still holding on to the locksand the beads.
Stevie, sometimes you gotta letit go, but I liked his ensemble
, stevie.
They had Kerry Washington, theChicks, formerly known as the
Dixie Chicks, john Legend I'msurprised he didn't sing a Negro
spiritual like he normally doesfor every Black occasion Eva
(28:38):
Longoria and Lil Jon oh that wasdope that was dope.
Soph (28:44):
I mean, I'm in atl now, so I guess yeah, girl, I'm in
georgia.
Nele (28:49):
Hey, that was pretty cool.
That was pretty cool and, um,we had a surprise appearance and
a speech from oprah winfrey.
Now let me aside.
Oprah was looking so good.
First of all, just looking atoprah, my credit score went up.
Okay, that's how good oprahlooked.
(29:10):
Okay, oprah was on that.
Oh oh, oh, brazambic, she wasdoing it all right.
That's the power of money.
Her face was moisturized withthe tears of Monique and Taraji,
like her skin just looks sogood right.
Soph (29:27):
I'm sorry, did you just say, with the tears of Monique
and Taraji.
Nele (29:30):
Yes, I did say that she's looking so good.
Okay, just like the Dems justlooked good and sexy as hell.
Okay, first of all, let me justsay this I know we talked about
Repubs being freaks, but youknow, the Dems just look so
bathed and moisturized and justso full of joy.
(29:54):
Meanwhile, republicans looklike they smell like cap sweat.
You know, like you've beensweating all day and then you
put on a hat, so then you havelike this cap sweat that's
marinating, or maybe it's a clansweat.
You know when you and the hoodgets hot, they would know about
(30:15):
that.
Anyway.
Notable politicians that spokethere's a lot, but some
highlights were Hillary Clintonand AOC and the Obamas, bernie
Sanders, elizabeth Warren, alSharpton and, of course, tim
(30:38):
Walz, and you even had someRepublicans that spoke as well.
Soph (30:42):
Can I?
So there's do you know thatwoman that made the comment?
She's?
She's a Texas rep Democrat.
She made the comment aboutMargie Taylor Greene, about the
butch the big back butch body.
Nele (30:54):
big back butch body Remix.
Soph (31:01):
So I didn't realize, like she was on all these talk shows
you know to talk about that, andthey also had her.
I didn't listen to her speech,but they had her up that night
too and I'm like good for her,good for her.
Nele (31:13):
Okay, I love us, I love black women, I love us.
Okay, you're not gonnamicroaggression me, okay, not
even micro, just me, okay shesaid Marjorie Taylor Green is
dumb as hell.
I'm like that's pretty accuratethat body.
There was so many highlights,but there's some for you and so
(31:38):
if there are any for you, youcan chime in right Obama's word.
Obama's Oprah, even Hillary.
Yeah, now for you can chime inright.
Soph (31:49):
So obama's word, obama's Oprah, um even hillary.
Yeah, now biden looks likeenergetic.
You know, it was like it'salmost bedtime.
Nele (31:54):
Yeah, man, it was getting his geritol or whatever.
He took a nap before, but itwas definitely he got emotional.
Um, just like, I think it'svery much a mark of a good
leader when you can step asideand do what's best, like put
your ego to the side and dowhat's best for the country, and
(32:15):
I think that him stepping outof his pride which trump could
never do I think it'scommendable.
Yeah, and and definitely thepeople in the audience thanked
him, like we really are revivednow, you know, and I feel like
we have a chance.
Soph (32:33):
I know I talk about her all the time, but Nancy Pelosi,
they said she was critical ingetting him to step down.
So shout outs to Shout outs toNancy P.
I was like Nancy likes to win.
I'm like, yes, she likes to win.
Nele (32:49):
Yes, shout outs to Nancy P .
Now the Obamas.
Okay, now, look at here.
Michelle came ready.
All right, I'm a quote.
Kendrick Lamar Is it the braidsCause she had the braids and
her hair, okay.
Soph (33:06):
And she, just, she looked, she looked great, she had the
hoops.
Nele (33:10):
You know, she was amazing, she was looking good.
Look, and I have some quotesfrom her right.
I like how she talked aboutfailing forward right, or this
is my favorite, I just droppedthe mic.
I didn't have a mic but Idropped it.
We said the affirmative actionof generational wealth.
Soph (33:29):
I said bish uh, didn't you like, I like the the black jobs
, one like oh, I have that theretoo.
Nele (33:35):
Okay, I have that there right.
And then she said for years,donald trump did everything in
his power to try to make peoplefear us.
He limited, narrow views of theworld made him feel threatened
by the existence of twohardworking and highly educated,
successful people who happen tobe black.
Then she said, who's going totell him that the job he's
currently seeking might just beone of those black jobs, but bam
(33:58):
?
Soph (33:59):
my job.
You're going to finish rightthere.
Nele (34:01):
Mic drop she's gonna finish right there.
Boom.
Look before, when Michelle wasin the office.
You know, when they go low, wego higher.
It's limbo bitch.
We go low, we gonna go low, wegonna go to the center of the
earth.
Soph (34:14):
Okay, she was like wait till I get out of office there's
a lot of pettiness going onwith the Democrats and I love it
.
I am here for it.
Love it to call the here for it.
I love it To call theRepublicans the party of weird.
Oh my God.
Nele (34:28):
All day.
Yes, definitely, it's so trueRight Now.
I mean, michelle did the thingright and Barack did his thing
too.
I liked how he talked aboutTrump's obsession with crowd
size.
He looked down at his hand like,oh, did I just do that Ground
size?
Now I don't know if you?
(34:49):
There's this podcast called PodSave America and it's a
political podcast and I thinkone of the people that's on
there, he was a speech writer.
He's a speech writer for Barack, and so I actually saw this in
passing.
So they were like, oh, he wrotea speech writer for um barack
and so, um, actually saw this inpassing, so they were like, oh,
um, he wrote the speech, but hewas like that part about the
(35:09):
crowd size did you write that?
He was like I did not.
He gave him that.
I was like I was very shockedwhen he said that.
So you know, barack was justfreestyling.
Yes, look that is petty as hell.
Soph (35:22):
That is petty as hell.
Nele (35:24):
Hit him in his manhood sir Hit him in his manhood the
Democrats have been so all about.
Soph (35:30):
let's keep it nice.
You can keep it nice, but youcan jab, be nice nasty.
Nele (35:35):
I think, that's Harris.
Soph (35:37):
She's like I'm not putting up with your shit Absolutely
not we don't have to be allnicey-nicey all the time because
they don't want to be nice.
No, absolutely not.
And I'm here and call peoplenames and then they get.
Trump was so offended thatobama said what he said.
He was so offended.
He was like you know, we I tryto be nice.
You know I'm like dude, you'renever nice.
(35:59):
The delusions make fun ofharris's name all the time.
Nele (36:04):
The stuff that he said is ridiculous.
Soph (36:08):
He's like you know, I'm always nice, but then they don't
want to be nice, like you know,and then he he's.
All he's doing is going off ontip, but whatever um, he's
flailing.
Nele (36:17):
he is flailing and we'll get to that bit because even fox
news is cutting his ass off.
They are over him, Okay.
So also one of the this was myfavorite part was Gus Waltz
cheering on his dad.
That was so sweet, that was soheartwarming.
(36:38):
I got teary-eyed.
Soph (36:40):
His daughter.
You could tell she wasteary-eyed when he was talking.
I love him Like.
What a great pick.
What a great pick.
Nele (36:47):
I feel like I know, like a I've encountered, like a white
guy, like Gus.
Waltz, before you know.
But I like Gus Waltz, I lovehis little family and just shout
outs to the Waltzes.
I said Tim, I meant Tim, notGus, but I love Gus as well.
I think Gus might be on thespectrum or whatever.
Soph (37:10):
He's on the spectrum and that's why Republicans got a lot
of flack, because they weremaking fun like, come on,
whether you knew or not, there'sno reason to like you could
tell he was just emotional, likethat's his dad, imagine your,
your dad, being up there.
He's the vice presidentialnominee for something and that's
that's important, that'sexciting, proud like children.
Nele (37:34):
Trump's children will never look at him the way that
gus looked.
No, no, yes.
Now, despite um the dems beingshady, as they should be, we had
some shady turncoat republicans.
All right, shout outs to themfor seeing the light.
(37:55):
Um, we had um trump's former,one of trump's former press
secretaries and a top aide toMelania Trump, stephanie Grisham
, and she said, and I quoteTrump has no empathy, no morals
and no fidelity to the truth.
And I was like, yes, girl,there's at least like five
Republicans.
(38:16):
And so I'm like all right, yeah,there's definitely like
Republicans for Kamala, thereare white guys for kamala,
they're like all kinds of peoplefor kamala.
so yeah I am here for it, um,and of course, the main
highlight was kamala's formalacceptance speech for the
(38:38):
nomination, which was 37 minuteslong, as opposed to trump's,
which was like an out likealmost an hour longer than that.
His was like 90 minutes.
Oh, wow, yes, and so, um justto kind of give like an overview
of what she talked about, um,she talked about her background,
her personal story, right, um,because her mother's an
(39:01):
immigrant, her father's animmigrant, um, and just growing
up with her sister, um.
She talked about the historicalcontext of her nomination and
how important it is for women ofcolor to like break these
barriers.
And then she also critiqued thetrump administration.
She um criticized how theyhandled covid um, racial
(39:24):
injustice, the economy and justhow, basically, trump's
administration, how it's failedAmerican people.
Then, in the end, she just gavehope for the future, right, and
she emphasized the needs forcomprehensive healthcare,
climate action and economicrecovery.
I felt that the speech was verypresidential.
Soph (39:52):
She looked great and she just seemed it was just very
refreshing to hear someone upthere that's competent.
So yes, it's so crazy.
The bar right.
Nele (39:56):
It's like, oh yeah, like it was always a given, yeah,
this is where I'm at, but given,yeah, this is, but like I'm
just think, look, we'll get tothat just in terms of you know
what this all means.
But um, now, during kamala'sspeech mind you was 37 minutes
um, it is said that um trump umcommented on his um website,
(40:22):
truth Social, 59 times as Kamalawas speaking, and here are some
of the things that he said.
So he basically said that hepointed out that Tim Walz wasn't
actually a coach for a highschool football team.
(40:43):
He was an assistant coach.
What does it matter?
Soph (40:49):
He's still coached, he's still coached, he's still
coached Right, also his post.
Nele (40:57):
He also denied having any affiliation with Project 2025.
And he also peppered hiscomments with where's Hunter?
And quote unquote.
Is she talking about me?
Soph (41:14):
I saw that one.
That was amazing yeah.
This man is unraveling he isunraveling he is scary, that's
scary, and this is unraveling heis unraveling.
Nele (41:25):
He is scary, that's scary and this is very scary and
people should be scared becausethere's no length to what this
man will do.
He's actually having a ceremonyfor the people that were
involved in January 6th at hisone of his properties or
whatever in New Jersey.
(41:45):
There's a J6 choir andGiuliani's supposed to be
speaking and some other person.
I thought this was fake.
When I saw the plot, I was likethis cannot be real.
I looked it up.
There's going to be a coup.
People need to be ready.
When he loses, people need tobe ready.
(42:07):
When he loses, people need tobe ready.
And just watching MSNBC and CNN, they were just saying how this
is why people need to go out tovote, because if Kamala wins by
a larger margin, then there'sno contested.
It's glaringly obvious.
But if it's very close, there'sgoing to be some problems.
Soph (42:30):
Right, because they might go to the Supreme Court, or, if
it's, if they don't get the 270that's needed, then Congress
will have to pick.
So I, she's, she's, she's,she's, ahead for now, right.
And this is spiraling becauseof that, like he was cruising to
(42:52):
his second term.
Nele (42:53):
Yes, he thought you know, but you know Kamala is ahead,
but it's not like it's by thatlarge margin, which I think is
mind-boggling.
But yeah, but Trump is losingit.
Okay, Now he I forgot how longago the assassination attempt
was, but you didn't see him withlike plastic, like a like a
(43:17):
partition surrounding him.
So one of the speeches that hedid recently, now he has a
plastic partition around, Iguess, to remind everyone of
what happened to him.
And also now again, when hecalls into Fox or whatever, they
just totally cut him off whenhe's saying something.
That's nonsensical.
(43:38):
And I forgot which rally it was.
But there was a reallyimportant man that was talking,
but of course, no one else cantalk but Trump, and so he was
like, excuse me, you just needto like wrap it up, you want to
play the wrap it up music andyou can tell like the guy was
getting like flustered, like sir, really, and now even people
(44:01):
are walking out of his rallies.
Yeah, it's emptier, it it's badhe's going on these weird
tangents.
Soph (44:08):
So there was one where he was at I don't know.
I think it was a rally.
He was speaking to someone, um,and he went on a rant about how
great Tebow is right, becausehe he it was in response to, um,
harris Harris's economic policy.
So he's like I like to playback things.
I like to play back speeches.
(44:29):
Tivo is great.
What would you do without TiVo?
It's like the best technologythere is.
I'm like TiVo.
He was like, yeah, he wastalking about TiVo and how great
, like the 90s, great.
The point was they asked him torespond to Kamala's economic
(44:49):
policy.
He starts off saying, well, Ihad to play back the speech
because I like to play backthings.
Then he went on the tangentabout TiVo and playback
technology and how great it is.
It's the best technology thereis.
I'm like, how old are you Trump?
And he's just it is the partyof weird and unhinged and he's
(45:12):
just like he's unraveling.
Nele (45:18):
Yeah, and now JD Vance is trying to backtrack on his
childless cat lady.
Soph (45:26):
Fun fact he's the first vice president to have a net
negative rating.
People hate him, hey.
(45:48):
President nominee net negative.
Nele (45:49):
Oh my goodness, that totally made my day.
Soph (45:52):
But video where this man, he goes into the donut shop and
he was like I'm JD fans runningfor vice president.
The girl was like uh-huh, whatyou ordering?
Nele (46:03):
I feel like the soup Nazii , like no, no donut for you what
you, what you get.
Soph (46:10):
She's like I don't, I don't want to be on camera, I
don't want to be, whereas harrisor tim or you know waltz, they
go into places, they're like ohmy god, can I get a picture
gonna this guy's like?
Nele (46:20):
he's so unlikable, but I want to give a shout out to him
for just putting childless catladies on the map.
It's our time, okay, like we inthere.
Um, you know, so we all comeout in droves.
Um, yeah, that's in hand.
So I'm here for we just stayrent free in everyone's mind and
(46:43):
I didn't know he wasbacktracking on the comments
yeah, yeah.
I read that recently and hesaid, oh, the Dems took it the
wrong way.
Soph (46:53):
Why do they always say we took it the wrong way?
So Trump made that commentabout the Medal of Honor versus
the Freedom Award.
So Trump sparked criticism whenhe said the Presidential Medal
of Freedom, the nation's highestcivilian award, is much better,
much better than the Medal ofHonor, the nation's highest
(47:14):
military honor, because soldiersare in bad shape or dead when
they receive it.
That's the highest award youcan get as a civilian.
It's the equivalent of theCongressional Medal of Honor,
but civilian version.
It's actually much better,because everyone gets the
Congressional Medal of Honor.
They're soldiers.
They're either in very badshape because they've been hit
so many times by bullets, orthey're dead.
She gets it, meaning the womanthat he gave it to, she gets it.
(47:36):
She's healthy, beautiful, andso people are saying Dems and
the media took it out of context.
But then they tried to get himto explain himself right like
you get a do-over.
Nele (47:50):
He went on the same rambling shit, because he meant
what he said.
How do you talk about anybody,sir Heelspur?
Okay, because he meant what hesaid.
How do you talk about anybody,sir Heelspur?
Soph (48:02):
Okay, so he hates veterans and he's made other comments
about prisons of wars or losers,right, and we knew McCain was a
prisoner of war.
He's made other comments aboutmilitary men yeah, service
people, not just men.
Um, I don't, I don't know whypeople are so drawn to him I
(48:28):
don't know why either.
Nele (48:30):
Like, so I have sad, um, I've sat and tried to like,
listen, like I don't know howFox does it like they take like
the most asinine things that hesays in the like remix and flip
it and reverse it to try andmake it actually seem like he's
saying things that make sense,like he's actually talking about
(48:52):
policies.
It doesn't make sense.
But what's happening now withthe republicans is that they're
telling him like look, stopdoing the personal attacks.
You need to focus on the policy.
Stop talking about kamala'sintelligence looks and all these
other things you really need.
Like he's offending, likerepublican women as well, and
(49:13):
it's like he needs to stop andhe won't stop, even in his rally
he's like oh, they say that Ishouldn't do personal attacks.
Should I do personal attacks?
Soph (49:24):
when he's like they say you know, she hasn't been,
because she's a beautiful woman,I look better than her.
This is, this man is a childand it's.
It's one thing you know.
If people are saying, look, heis what he is, but I'm voting
because of policy, right, thesame way we say, like Biden,
(49:44):
he's old, we don't have faith inhim, but we're voting
Democratic because of policy, ifthey were saying because of
policy, I can understand that,which their policies are scary.
I've never met a group of peoplewho like to work in there
against their own self-interest.
It's wild, definitely, butthey're not saying it's because
they, they, they, they love him.
(50:04):
Like, they love him.
Like there was a thing like hewas like, like they.
They thought God protected him.
There was a black pastor, likewe could do this another time.
It focused on black magas andit was just really wild to watch
.
Um, but yeah, but they just um.
He just said god was the reason.
You know, god protected thisman.
(50:25):
And I said, can, speaking ofthat, can we just can?
I did you hear the story wherehe, he got his black people
wrong?
Nele (50:39):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now do you have repeat fails,or I remember parts of it.
Soph (50:48):
So he said he was on a flight with Like a helicopter.
Nele (50:52):
It was like a helicopter, that was about to go down with
Kamala's.
Soph (50:56):
He was with Kamala's ex and while they were experiencing
it was a scary ride and whilethe copter was going down and
they were trying to find a safelanding, apparently her ex told
him all of this bad stuff abouther.
So I'm about to die.
So the first thing I'm going todo is let me tell you about my
ex-girlfriend, and I'm sureTrump was like who the hell is
(51:18):
this?
So apparently they interviewedthe guy.
The guy was like no, that wasnot me.
I think the guy that Trump wasreferencing was like the mayor
of San Francisco.
He was like yeah, that wasn'tme.
I am her ex.
That wasn't me on that flight.
But then another guy cameforward.
I think he was from SouthernCalifornia, los Angeles.
(51:39):
I think he was a councilman orsomething that might be wrong.
But he was like it was me thatwas in that flight with him and
I did not date Palo Alto.
So he got his black people.
Nele (51:50):
Yeah, he said.
He specifically said I am tallwith hair and the other guy is
short and bald.
Guess Trump got his Blackpeople mixed up, I mean he does
do that.
But yeah, I like him.
Yes, but we definitely need totalk about Black magas, because
(52:18):
I just don't understand it.
It's an artsy moron, you don'thave to be for Dems, but you
can't be for Republicans.
Soph (52:27):
They were having their own little thing when the RNC was
happening and then, as they'rehaving their own little
conference or whatever, whichwas away from where the RNC was,
a motorcade was segregated, soit was segregated.
Nele (52:42):
Maybe it was like Jim Crow for.
Soph (52:46):
RNC Got it.
So Trump's motorcade.
They heard Trump's motorcadecoming, so like people were
scrambling, like reporters weretrying to get into position and
they were all excited becausethey thought Trump was going to
come.
And then he just my bad, hewaved at us, Trump was like
welcome back.
(53:09):
I'll send you that video.
I'll send you that video so wecould talk about it.
But it's interesting to seethat you know a party that's.
I mean this Republicans areanti in everybody, right, unless
it's the anti-women.
They're anti-LGBTQ, they'reanti-Black, they're anti, a lot
(53:35):
of Anti.
Nele (53:36):
You know lower middle class, anti-middle class,
anti-unions, yeah, justanti-everything, anti-choice,
they're anti everything.
Soph (53:48):
I wish there was a way to just send them away on their own
island and just say yeah, justbe amongst yourselves.
Nele (53:54):
Be amongst yourselves.
Soph (53:56):
That is what they want, but they want it here in the US.
Nele (53:59):
Yeah, they want to separate from the union.
Soph (54:02):
Yeah, I've never seen a group that's so because they're
scared about being displaced orreplaced by another main group,
like they're just scared, whichis ironic for a country that you
know.
It's history, right, wedisplaced another group so that
we can become well, not we,cause I'm not in it, but they,
those sisters right Displacedanother group and took over so
(54:26):
that they can form what is to bethe United States of America.
Nele (54:31):
So shout out to our Native American brothers and sisters
out there.
Shout out to them, shout out toour.
Native American brothers andsisters out there Shout out to
them but yeah, we got to do thisanother time, but I definitely
wanted to talk about theseconventions To me.
I mean, I'm happy that we haveKamala running, so we have a
(54:52):
fighting chance.
I just don't want Trump to bein there At the same time.
Politicians are politicians andno one really does anything for
us anyway.
But, just like seeing people inthe audience like crying and I
just felt like I don't know ifit was cult-like in a way, but
(55:13):
it just it was giving me cultyvibes and, um, I definitely
think we need to talk about justlike, just like how politics
and rallies and all these thingsthat we do just give like vibes
and brainwashing and propagandaand all that, how that all that
works, because I I was justexperiencing it, I was looking
(55:36):
at it just kind, you know it's acelebration but at the same
time, it's like I don't know, Idon't know it's all giving us
like these false hopes?
Soph (55:48):
Yeah, they do, and you know it's a lot of things they
were mentioning.
They're going to do this.
I'm like you guys are still inpower.
Do it now.
Nele (55:55):
You had an opportunity to do it.
It's not an opportunity.
They're in office, yes, anddefinitely just the key words
are using, like joy and freedom,and it's like these times are
filled with joy and a lot of us,most of us aren't free because
we're slaves to capitalism, sowe ain't really free like that.
Soph (56:14):
So yeah, that's a good one .
Like we need to hold their feetto the fire and they're going
to come into office.
I mean, I get it right,Presidents are tired in what
they could do because separationof power.
But you look at what Trump wasable to do and we could do the
(56:36):
same Democrats could do the same, but they're just such.
Democrats are ruled by a lot ofconservatives, definitely the
Nancy Pelosi's of the world.
We like to think of them asthey are not liberals, they're
conservatives, but someone likean AOC definition of a liberal.
(57:02):
She probably doesn't have thesame power as a Pelosi.
So I think we can do some ofthat.
But we got to play their gamestoo.
We could be aggressive in whatwe want and getting our stuff
through, like we just want toplay passive and just you know
(57:23):
be.
They need to get shit done.
They do, and they are right,because I think recently Biden
announced that there are certainthere are a couple of drugs
that he managed to severelyreduce the prices on.
Nele (57:41):
With insulin and all that.
That's really good.
Do more, Do more Growing somecojones.
We want big juicy balls.
Soph (57:57):
I don't know if Joe has big juicy bowls.
Nele (58:02):
I don't even think about that.
Yeah, yeah, so well, that's itfor our main topic.
Now on to shady astrology.
All right, where I get in yourZodiac's ass.
It's officially Virgo season.
All right, let's get into.
(58:23):
About the virgos.
Um, by the way, my husband,javi um, we believe that you
might have virgo in your chart.
He's a virgo too oh, I'd liketo hear why yeah, you'll hear,
but I don't know if you want toresonate with the bad, toxic
shady qualities.
Soph (58:43):
But you want to have a good too.
Right, I'm good.
Nele (58:46):
I start with the good you know, you know how I do, all
right.
So Virgo season is from 8 23 to9 22.
They're an earth sign and theirsymbol is the maiden.
Notable celebrities Beyonce andthe current problematic
princess, blake Lively, billMurray, idris Elba, zendaya
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Coleman, michael Jackson, kekePalmer and Prince Harry.
So good company, good company,all right.
So we're going to talk aboutthe good things, all right.
So Virgos are organizationaloverloads.
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If you ever need help organizingyour sock drawer by color,
fabric or emotional significance, look no further than a Virgo.
They can turn your chaos into aneatly labeled filing system
complete with color coded tabsand a flow chart.
They are detailed detectivesOkay, they are the Sherlock
Holmes of the Zodiac.
They notice the small stuff,like the exact angle your
picture frame is titled or thefact that your favorite coffee
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shop just started using organicmilk.
They can spot a misplaced commaor a poorly chosen adjective
from a mile away.
Efficiency experts.
You have a project that'soverdue and totally out of
control.
Hand it to a Virgo.
They'll take that mess and turnit into a switch watch, a Swiss
watch of productivity.
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So Virgos are efficient rightNow.
Perfectionist pioneers Virgosjust don't aim for perfection.
They have it on speed dial andif there's a way to make
something better, you can betthey'll find it and then obsess
over it until it's flawless.
So let me look at here Before Iget into the shady stuff.
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I'm going to get into the shadystuff.
Okay, virgoman, sorry, javi, Ilove you and I'm sure there's
other things in your chart, butDavid Virg man, absolutely not.
Okay, they're suchperfectionists.
Meanwhile, perfectionism isrelative.
Okay, you can't be a black manin this day and age with the S
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curl.
Talking about perfectionism,did you perfect the curl?
I'm going to say his name Alan.
Okay, crazy as hell.
Okay, I'm going to say his nameAlan.
Okay, crazy as hell.
Okay.
And as soon as a Virgo mantells you you're perfect, run,
run for the hills.
Soph (01:01:29):
That's just my PSA, sorry.
Nele (01:01:31):
My feelings about that.
Soph (01:01:33):
Good to know.
Nele (01:01:34):
Yes, and Virgos are problem solvers right, so
they're there to fix it.
I think youals are problemsolvers, right, so they're there
to fix it.
I think you're a problem solver, so, yeah, yeah, now let's get
into the stuff that is shady andtoxic.
Okay, they are over critical,okay.
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Now back to alan.
Okay, all right, they are overcritical, because one time he
was over my place and I was likeI want to paint a pink, my
walls pink, which they're pinknow.
And then he was like it waslike oh no, sir, looky here
again.
I don't trust anyone's judgmentthat has an S curl in the
millennium.
Soph (01:02:12):
We dated a man with an S curl Janelle.
Did that happen before hestarted dating or after, I don't
know.
Maybe an S curl Janelle Didthat happen before?
Nele (01:02:17):
he started dating or after .
Look, I don't know, maybe Ithought it was a natural curl in
his profile, but then when Isaw it I was like, oh, this is
giving me some yeah, girl, andhe had the nerve to be colorist
too, anyway.
But he was like, oh, no to thepink, sir.
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Sir, you had a bed with noheadboard.
Okay, tell me about decor.
I know ambiance for yourcriticism.
All right, and sometimes theyhave analytical paralysis, so
they are so in tune with all theminor details that shit don't
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get done.
So stop like being so likeparticular.
They're also control freaks.
All right, they need to havethings arranged a certain way
and just needs to be meticulous.
They also have I told you sosyndrome.
When things don't go as planned, they might take a little bit
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too much pleasure in saying Itold you so and so it's just
like no one asked you, justsaying.
Also, they are over thinkersand so things that may be small,
they just end up creating thesebig things in their head.
They're just a little bitneurotic for me, and they have
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high standards and low patience.
So they can have high standardsfor themselves, but they might
also accept the same fromeveryone around them and this
can make them come off asimpatient or demanding.
Look at here, I don't like doingstuff for Virgos Okay, Because
it could be real particular,like one time I was washing
dishes for these for this VirgoOkay, and she was like, oh,
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don't put it in the dish drainer.
That way I was like girl, it ishot in this kitchen.
I that way I was like girl, itis hot in this kitchen, I'm
sweating and you want to go overwhere I'm putting the plate in
the dish drainer.
I don't got time for theseVirgos.
And also they can be theirworst critic, right?
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They beat themselves up overminor missteps and it can be
really exhausting to be aroundthey asses.
Soph (01:04:41):
How do they make friends?
How do they function?
It just seems such a cripplingway to live.
Nele (01:04:46):
I don't know.
Look my Havs, javi, I'm talkingabout you.
Soph (01:04:52):
My.
Nele (01:04:52):
Hav's not like that, though, so he must have some
other stuff in his chart tobalance it out.
Because I don't experience that, because I couldn't be friends
with that, absolutely not, no,so yeah, but they're also like.
They can also be kind as well.
They can be kind and loyal.
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They could also be some freaks.
That's all I'm going to sayabout that.
All right, all right.
I'm so toxic, I'm going to dobetter.
Soph (01:05:32):
You're not toxic.
Nele (01:05:35):
That is it for Shady Astrology, y'all.
Well, thanks for tuning in toour podcast.
If you like the vibe, likecomment and subscribe, and until
next time, y'all.
Hey girl, how you doing, hey girl?
Soph (00:26):
How you doing Doing okay.
I love the lip, love theglasses, looking good, thank you
.
I love the headband.
Nele (00:35):
Yes, thank you.
It's giving peachy, it's givingdemure, it's giving classy,
it's not.
I just now found out what thatwas about first of all.
Soph (00:48):
Um, I saw something that said oh, they're trying to
figure out.
What does she mean by the worddemure?
Like the mirror was in a, I'mlike demure is a real fucking
word.
Nele (00:56):
It definitely was a word before it went viral.
I'm sure people using it andthey don't even know what it
means yes, I it like.
Soph (01:08):
It annoys me when words go viral and everyone uses them,
so it's words mean things theydo mean things yes, but hey,
weirdos and weirdettes, welcometo our podcast.
Nele (01:26):
Is this how it ends?
Where we talk about everythingfrom aliens to conspiracy
theories, to politics, tocurrent events, is Girl Talk
with a twist that you don't wantto miss.
So let's get into it.
Where are we starting?
All right, so is there asegment called a normal ish, but
not so normal-ish.
So there's a lot been going ontoday, but I chose to focus on
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Jennifer Lopez and the obsessionis real, particular love-hate
relationship with Jennifer Lopez.
I'm so fascinated by her.
I affectionately call her Janoinstead of J-Lo, and I hate
watch her stuff and I'm amazedhow far she's come with the
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talent that she has.
So, bennifer, they're getting adivorce.
Did you know about that, soph?
Soph (02:26):
So is this their second divorce.
Nele (02:30):
No, okay, so I'll give you a little brief synopsis of
their relationship.
Soph (02:35):
I also don't follow anything.
Nele (02:37):
J-Lo related.
Yeah, Soph, I feel like youdon't have time for the trash
like I do I have time for a lotof trash?
all right.
So, lopez and affleck, theybegan dating in 2002 and um,
they got engaged later that yearand they were talked about a
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lot.
Um, I don't know if youremember her music video, jenny
from the block he was rubbing onher booty on a yacht.
I was trying to rub on my bootyon a yacht, putting out there
to the universe, okay.
But they called off theirengagement in January 2004,
citing just 2004?
(03:20):
Yeah, so this is a way.
This is a throwback girl, damn.
Yeah, so this is a way.
This is a throwback girl, damn.
2004.
As citing intense mediascrutiny and personal
differences as a result of thesplit.
And so she moved on to marrymark anthony and he moved on to
marry jennifer garner.
Now, I remember there was somescrutiny, okay, because she was
(03:41):
a puerto rican from the bronxand he was a melanin deficient
man with a large head from NewEngland.
So you know, culture clashingand whatnot?
Soph (03:51):
Yeah, that's I mean, you love what you love right, I
guess.
Nele (03:57):
So in 2021, lopez and Affleck they rekindled their
romance, surprising us withtheir renewed relationship.
Actually, we didn't want thatsurprise, and they proceeded to
annoy us with their love, withpap strolls and making
documentaries about their love,and albums on Amazon Prime,
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which I hate, so they have adocumentary and an album.
Yeah, girl.
So she had an album andbasically it's just a whole love
letter to Ben.
And then she did a documentarycalled the Greatest Love Story
Never Told on Amazon Prime.
It should be called theGreatest Love Story.
No One Asked About, okay,because ain't nobody asked.
(04:42):
But you definitely know Iwatched it with my snacks.
I watched it two and a halftimes two and a half times yes,
two and a half times.
So the last time was the halfbecause I needed to reevaluate
my life choices, and so I didnot um finish it, and so one day
we'll look back that you know,carry on, carry on.
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It was a bomb, though, jennifer,like the album didn't sell her
tours, like no one was buying it, it got canceled.
She's she's been having a roughyear, okay.
So, um, in july 21, 22, theygot married in vegas and, um,
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despite you know, like this newfrontier, like they're meant to
be together, things just didn'tend, you know.
But I just always felt likethey were both narcissists.
He didn't like her that muchbut at the same time, like, I'm
very triggered by thisrelationship.
Okay, because he tracked herdown just so he can do all this
all over again.
(05:45):
Now, you know this woman is anarcissist.
You know that she likes thelimelight.
You act like you didn't knowthis woman from 2004.
Okay, so to get with her andthen even you can see in like
the documentary which you agreedto do, like she had.
He wrote this like love lettersto her all the time, even they
were like separated.
I guess he wrote some loveletters to her and they time,
even though they were separated,I guess he wrote some love
letters to her and they put itin a book and so she used it as
(06:08):
inspiration for her album.
But she was showing the loveletters to her staff and
producers and stuff and theywere like oh yeah, you know, ben
has bars, we call him PenAffleck.
I was like boo.
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So, he, like you, could tell hefelt a way about it Like, why
are you showing like thesepersonal love letters to people?
It was very cringeworthy, justthat whole documentary.
That's why I watched it while Iwas high.
So the date of their separationwas April 26, 2024.
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And actually it was the secondanniversary of because they had
two weddings and so they had alarge wedding ceremony in
Georgia.
So it's kind of poetic that shefiled that day.
But here's the kicker, sophthere's no prenup.
Like how are you people withmoney not signing prenups?
Soph (07:19):
Especially J-Lo, who's been married like how many times
?
This is her fourth marriage.
Yo, j-lo is like she's thedefinition of that song.
I ain't got no type.
And then she's like MarkAnthony Pope Daddy and.
Affleck Four times.
So it's Ben Mark Anthony.
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Who are the other two?
Nele (07:42):
One was, and why do I know this Was?
Soph (07:44):
there a bad answer involved, or was that yes, yes
you, you know it.
Nele (07:48):
Okay, look at you.
So there was Ohani Noah.
That was the first guy that shemarried, you know and then
there was Chris, yes, so wherethis is a judgment free zone,
okay, you're not gonna judge mefor knowing this information,
okay, um, and then there waschris judd, I believe that was
the backup dancer.
That was her second husband, andthen the third was mark anthony
(08:12):
and then ben affleck is thefourth no prenup, no prenup.
So I think they've beenseparated for a while.
But the divorce I I guess,going through the divorce it was
harder because they were tryingto figure out what to do with
this money.
I think since they got marriedBen has been in like two movies
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and so I guess they're trying tosplit up, like what they've
earned since they've beenmarried.
I know she's been a couple ofthings, so it seems like it's
messy.
So I read on my favorite gossipsite, lipstick Alley.
Shout outs to Lipstick Alleythey be knowing, okay, so
there's a rumor that she mightgo back into the studio to
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record an album about thisbreakup.
I guess no one asked for this.
I guess her version of Lemonade, like Beyonce, but maybe it's
like the Puerto Rican version,like Limonada or Agua Fresca or
something, I don't know.
But you know who I blame forthis?
I blame Yolanda Saldivar.
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Okay, she was the one thatkilled.
I blame Yolanda Saldivar.
Okay, she was the one thatkilled Selena Quintanilla Perez,
the Tejana princess.
Okay, because if Selena wasstill here, then Jayla wouldn't
have to play her in a movie, andthen Jayla wouldn't be inspired
to sing, and then we'd have noalbums to assault our ears, girl
(09:46):
.
So it's all Yolanda's fault,I'm just saying so.
I actually feel bad forJennifer and because you know
she's in her 50s and to still bedealing with F-boys at this
rate, I mean I need to know hisside of the story because you're
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talking about she's sharinglove with staff like just
regular, like things that aresupposed to be like super
private and intimate and justyou know between you and your
like.
Soph (10:22):
What else has she done?
Nele (10:24):
I definitely think he wants a more laid back life.
You can even tell in thedocumentary she's all about look
at me, look at me, I'm married,I'm married, whatever.
You know, who you married,though you know this you knew
this.
Soph (10:44):
Sometimes you think things could work the second time
around.
They probably had aconversation.
Is J-Lo going to be J-Lo?
Nele (10:51):
Yeah, but he also like he has some stuff about him too.
He's like with alcoholism andwhatnot, and so you know, rumors
were that he fell off the wagon.
Now there's a rumor that he'sdating RFK's daughter.
Oh my God, that guy is crazy.
Yes, he is crazy.
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So yeah, he's moving on already.
So I wonder who Jennifer isgoing to marry next.
But I think she needs to have abig glass of sit your ass down.
It's okay to be single, okay,and you can mingle a little bit.
But, soph, if I have that moneyand still look good at that age
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girl, I'll just hire me a man,a man for all seasons, okay.
Soph (11:36):
I mean, maybe she'll go back to one of the other ones, I
don't her.
Nele (11:44):
I wish her the best on her quest for love.
Soph (11:49):
Yeah.
Nele (11:50):
Well, y'all, that's it for normal, not so normal-ish.
Soph (11:56):
Yeah, that is it.
Well, thanks for sharing whatwe did not ask for.
Nele (12:03):
Anytime More to come.
Soph (12:07):
We're going to go to some serious stuff right now.
Okay, we're going to talk aboutBoeing.
Have you been keeping track ofthe astronauts stuck up?
Nele (12:21):
Okay, I'm glad you're bringing this up because I've
been hearing it in passing,people making jokes like doesn't
anyone care?
Okay, I'm glad you're bringingthis up because I've been
hearing it in passing likepeople making jokes like doesn't
anyone care about theseastronauts, like stuck in space.
So please enlighten us.
Like what's going?
Soph (12:33):
on.
I will Cause I'm like this is,this is important stuff, I think
people are, I think it shouldhave, it should be more
scrutinized than it is.
So let's we're going to talkabout, let's start with okay, so
Boeing, right.
So back in June they sent NASA,sent two astronauts, butch
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Wilmore and Sunita Williams it'skind of weird that their last
names are kind of similar but sothey sent them up in Boeing
Starliner.
This was the first crewedmission for Boeing, which was a
huge milestone, and what thisdoes is that so before NASA can
certify that Boeing Starlinercould start making routine trips
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back and forth between you know, here and the ISS, they needed
a successful manned test.
So this was it Right.
So Wilmore and Williams, theywent up.
Great.
And then, you know, knowing whatwe know about Boeing, a string
of issues popped up, rightMainly, the spacecraft suffered
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multiple thruster failures andhelium leaks on the way to the
ISS.
So that's happened, so that'sbeen.
That was in June.
So today or recently we learnedthat Starliner is coming back
to earth, but without theastronauts.
So Wilmore and Williams,they'll have to come down on a
SpaceX rocket Elon Musk's rocketin February 2025.
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So this was June and they'recoming back in February.
Right, it's almost a year.
So originally, we're trying tofigure out you know a fix.
And then NASA was like you knowwhat Kick rocks?
You know we're not sendingpeople in your shit.
So now they're stuck.
Nele (14:16):
I'm like that is insane.
So it's like what are theydoing?
Soph (14:22):
up there have they run out of, like they're doing research
on the ISS, so that's what.
So, according to NASA, they'relike oh, you know, the
astronauts are fine, they'recool with this, because part of
they know that this is a riskthat can happen.
So they're like, yeah, we'refine with them.
I'm like yo, no, no, no,they're not, no, they're not.
And so starliner has beenplagued with issues and setbacks
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for a while.
And so I read that boeingactually knew about the helium
link, so they knew about theleaks and they still sent people
up in that piece of shit.
Nele (14:55):
Okay, that is insane.
These are people's lives like,yes, people's lives.
Soph (15:01):
And so a quick, just just a quick timeline of Boeing's
greatest hits.
In 2014, they won $4.2 billionfrom NASA to complete this
Starliner spacecraft.
$4.2 billion, okay, in 2014, 10years ago 10 years ago, and
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they would fly a minimum of twoand potentially up to six
operational crew flights torotate crews between Earth and
the International Space Station.
That's a lot of fucking money,okay, this compared to Elon's
SpaceX, which has been moresuccessful than Boeing.
As much as I dislike the man,he seems to do better in that,
at least his peoples.
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So 2019 comes.
Starliner's first uncrewed testflight failed to dock with the
ISS because a software glitchsent it off into space, so it
just went off into space.
It's a lot of money, just offinto space.
2021, boeing tried again withanother test flight, but nope,
(16:04):
valve issues grounded it, sothat didn't work out.
Finally, in 2022, an uncrewedlaunch went off without a hitch.
So they're like, oh good, allright, but now you know, fast
forward to 2024.
If you've been following Boeingin the news, it's been kind of
fucking crazy, right?
Nele (16:23):
Yeah, boeing has had issues, like their planes, like
Boeing.
Soph (16:36):
Yes, they had issues specifically with their 737 Max,
which is death trap with wings.
So a few months before theastronauts blasted off, so the
astronauts went up in June.
So back in January, everyoneheard about this.
So Alaska Airlines flight 1282had a scary surprise mid-flight
so its rear door plug decided tojust just do stuff at 16,000
feet.
A lot of shit flew out.
Luckily, no one got hurt.
(16:58):
They probably got hurt, butnothing fatal happened to anyone
.
Nothing fatal happened toanyone.
So now they're like FAA is likeyou know, we need to audit and
the findings were that the doorswere not secured properly.
They were finding bolts wherebolts shouldn't be, so they
weren't bolted on and there were, like other safety failures,
right, multiple instances wherethe company allegedly failed to
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comply with manufacturingquality control requirements.
So this happened in January andat the same time this happened,
they're like you know what.
Let's revisit the 737 crashes.
So now, while this is happening, in January they were being
criminally charged withconspiracy to defraud the United
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States.
So this stems from lying to theFAA before and after the deadly
737 MAX crashes in 2008 and2019.
Over 300 people died in the Ithink, indonesia I forget the
other one and it was found outthat when it comes to the 737
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MAX and they were trying to, Ithink with the 737 MAX they were
trying to just get into thecompetition because they were
falling behind.
So this was one of their babies,right, like you know, we're
going to get back in there.
So it came to light that thecompany they rushed to design
and, as a result, the plane wassusceptible to dangerous stalls
in certain takeoff situationsBoeing.
(18:24):
So they created a piece ofsoftware to counteract this
design flaw by automaticallypushing the plane's nose down,
but they never told the FAA,they never told the airlines,
they never told the pilots aboutthe software, and they didn't
do this to save time and to savemoney.
So this is critical and this isone of the reasons why those
two planes crashed right.
(18:44):
The nose just went down and noone knew how to fix, how to
correct it.
So that's so.
That's.
This is.
This is all happening this year.
I mean, this stuff happened2018 and 2019 and there were I
think they have to pay fines forit or whatever but now there
it's being revisited.
Nele (19:03):
And there were blowers or whatever, but now they're, it's
being revisited, um and therewere blowers and we you heard
like right, yeah, so so all ofthis knowing, all of this that
has happened, this is like the2b of like spacecrafts, like
just sending people up there,knowing and then covering it up.
This is people's lives, this islives, this is money.
Soph (19:27):
This is, I mean, this is becoming such a thing like with
these.
They're cutting costs to savemoney and not thinking about
people's lives, because you knowwhat they're thinking.
They're thinking like they'redoing an analysis, right, like
will those lawsuits be worse, orcan we recoup that in the money
we analysis?
Right, like will those lawsuitsbe worse, or can we recoup that
in the money we make, right?
So, yeah, you know people mightdie, but making a lot of money
(19:50):
so we can afford to pay those,those fees, those lawsuits, and
yeah.
And then the two people thatdied, like you know, one was one
was a suicide, that's what it'sruled as, and the one that was
a suicide he told a friend thatif anything happens it's not a
(20:11):
suicide.
I like to read so much stuff Ineed to do and things that I
haven't done that I want to do.
So that's that.
And then Joshua Dean.
So that was John Burnett,joshua Dean.
He was a quality auditor atBoeing's longtime fuselage
contractor, spirit Aerospace,and he was a vocal critic of the
(20:33):
manufacturing processes used inthe production of the 737 MAX.
And before his death he allegedthat Spirit Spirit Airlines,
whicheing recently agreed to buyfor 4.7 oh, hell, no,
absolutely not okay.
Nele (20:50):
Spirit ghetto with the hell.
So boeing?
Soph (20:53):
no, these issues are happening.
They're like we have 7.4.7billion to buy spirit um, but
the guy said that spiritrepeatedly ignored manufacturing
defense on it of course theydid.
Nele (21:05):
Of course, why?
Spirit of all the airlines.
Soph (21:09):
Yeah, so it's chaos.
It's chaos.
And NASA still gave Boeing thethumbs up to send these
astronauts into space and theyknew about the leak, which is
worse, and I don't think theycould sue because it's like
going into war, right, you don'tknow what's going to happen and
(21:30):
it's just the risk of being anastronaut.
But for them to know this, forBoeing to have the track record
that it had and for NASA to saylet's send these people up here,
like that's awful, but my thingis like there's send these
people up here, like that'sawful, but my thing is like
there's no one going to jail.
This negligent as hell this isso negligent, companies will
(21:52):
continue doing this unless theyare prosecuted, unless the
people in leadership positionsbecause you know, you know
they're the ones right, like I'msure engineers are trying to do
a good job and corporate islike is like yo, we need to make
money.
Like you need to make sure thatthis passes inspection.
And the crazy thing is the FAAis supposed to be inspecting
them, but the FAA allowed Boeingto inspect itself.
(22:14):
Like how, what?
Nele (22:17):
Yes, where's, like, the regulation?
I don't understand Where's theregulation for these things?
Soph (22:23):
I mean, this is the power of lobbying, right, this is the
power of lobbying, this is thepower of being close with
government, this is the power ofbeing close with the FAA.
So after the January thinghappened with Alaska Airlines,
they had to stall for a bit butthen they were allowed to resume
flights and they said the FAA,kind of like, helped them out
(22:44):
with that and they reallyweren't ready.
So, if you are flying, if it'sa 737 MAX, I don't know, but
they were saying that a lot ofpeople, when they were booking
flights, if it was a Boeing 737MAX, they were not going,
absolutely not.
So, yeah, this it was a Boeing737 MAX, they were not going,
(23:05):
absolutely not.
So, yeah, this company is a hotmess.
So this is all happening.
They're still trying to spendmoney to acquire another company
, like you're a hot mess and itdid stock buybacks look, I don't
understand the moral compass.
Nele (23:27):
I don't know if there's any morality.
Soph (23:28):
There's not in these there's not there's not
whistleblowers died like months,one in march, one in may, like
one.
Might be a coincidence two, I'msorry yeah two, and one of them
he was, um, he had alreadytestified and he was the one
that was a suicide.
He had already testified and hethought he was done, but they
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told him he needs to stay alittle longer because we want to
for another deposition.
So he stayed extra and that'swhen he apparently committed
suicide.
So and the other guy, he gotlike a staph infection and then
became critically ill and thenjust was on life support and
passed away within like weeks.
(24:09):
Staph infection Companies are.
They're very, they're gettingreally bold.
Nele (24:20):
Shifty as hell.
This sounds like something thatshould have been a scandal.
Right, this is like a movieLike a movie.
Soph (24:28):
You know what's going on.
I would be so livid.
There's no way those astronautsare okay with this.
Nele (24:36):
Absolutely not.
Soph (24:38):
No way Do you think they pack?
Do you think astronauts packlike we pack?
Probably not right.
Like pack like we do, like wepack?
Probably not right.
Like is there enough clothing?
Nele (24:48):
no problem, no, they have special clothing, never mind
they do have special clothing,because I don't know if you ever
seen the show married at firstsight, where one of the guys who
was he was awful.
Um, he actually has his job tomake like the clothing for the
astronauts in in for nasa, whichis kind of dope that is kind of
(25:11):
dope yeah, he made good moneydoing that too I'm sure you got
to use like special fiber andyeah, yeah, it's a whole process
.
It was really interesting.
Soph (25:23):
It is interesting, but yeah, so that's Boeing and they
paid out millions and thefamilies of the 737 crashes from
2018 and 2019, they thoughtthey didn't pay enough because
the DOJ, I don't know, becausethe DOJ, I don't know, but they
(25:47):
called it a sweetheart dealbecause it was a fraction of
what they were supposed tooriginally pay.
Wow.
So, yeah, so I mean we shouldhave a campaign like bring our
astronauts home.
Nele (25:58):
Yes, thanks for filling me and filling us in, because I
was hearing about it but notreally like knowing what was
going on.
Wow.
Soph (26:10):
NASA's insane.
We could do another episode onthem.
We definitely could.
Like it stands for I waslistening to something else.
It's never a straight answer,but they're like stories of so
you could watch feed from theiss, like it's.
It's on pretty much all day, soyou just watch the feed and
it's.
I mean, it's really nothingmost of the time, but they've
(26:33):
been.
Um, it's been noted that ifsomething weird, if it looks
like there's something weird,they'll cut the feed instantly.
Oh yeah, so it looks likesomething is passive, like
there's been instances wherethere were things that people
didn't know what it was and theyjust cut the feed immediately.
Nele (26:50):
Stay woke, y'all.
Soph (26:52):
Stay hella woke.
Nele (26:54):
Stay woke.
Soph (26:55):
Not in the Republican sense of the word, because they
don't know how to use that word.
Nele (26:59):
Absolutely not.
Soph (27:00):
They don't know how to use that word.
Nele (27:05):
Thanks so for enlightening us.
Now normally we'd go into theMars housing lottery, but we're
going to talk about the DNC, sothat's going to take us some
time.
So we'll definitely have thatfor our next episode.
So let's talk about it the DNC2024.
(27:30):
Yes, so the Democratic NationalConvention was held in Chicago,
illinois, at the United Center,on August 19th through the 22nd
.
Now, I didn't watch all fournights, but I watched three of
them.
I did.
It was a Democratic love fest.
Soph (27:51):
All right, I watched some of the speeches and it was cool.
We are excited.
Nele (27:57):
Yes, all right, now let me tell you something.
Okay, they had some notablecelebrities in attendance, like
stevie wonder, my favoriteartist shout out to.
Steve was looking.
I was like stevie must havesome good people.
He's living in ghana now, sothey told him to wear the hat
because, stevie, you know, thehairline was starting back here,
(28:18):
still holding on to the locksand the beads.
Stevie, sometimes you gotta letit go, but I liked his ensemble
, stevie.
They had Kerry Washington, theChicks, formerly known as the
Dixie Chicks, john Legend I'msurprised he didn't sing a Negro
spiritual like he normally doesfor every Black occasion Eva
(28:38):
Longoria and Lil Jon oh that wasdope that was dope.
Soph (28:44):
I mean, I'm in atl now, so I guess yeah, girl, I'm in
georgia.
Nele (28:49):
Hey, that was pretty cool.
That was pretty cool and, um,we had a surprise appearance and
a speech from oprah winfrey.
Now let me aside.
Oprah was looking so good.
First of all, just looking atoprah, my credit score went up.
Okay, that's how good oprahlooked.
(29:10):
Okay, oprah was on that.
Oh oh, oh, brazambic, she wasdoing it all right.
That's the power of money.
Her face was moisturized withthe tears of Monique and Taraji,
like her skin just looks sogood right.
Soph (29:27):
I'm sorry, did you just say, with the tears of Monique
and Taraji.
Nele (29:30):
Yes, I did say that she's looking so good.
Okay, just like the Dems justlooked good and sexy as hell.
Okay, first of all, let me justsay this I know we talked about
Repubs being freaks, but youknow, the Dems just look so
bathed and moisturized and justso full of joy.
(29:54):
Meanwhile, republicans looklike they smell like cap sweat.
You know, like you've beensweating all day and then you
put on a hat, so then you havelike this cap sweat that's
marinating, or maybe it's a clansweat.
You know when you and the hoodgets hot, they would know about
(30:15):
that.
Anyway.
Notable politicians that spokethere's a lot, but some
highlights were Hillary Clintonand AOC and the Obamas, bernie
Sanders, elizabeth Warren, alSharpton and, of course, tim
(30:38):
Walz, and you even had someRepublicans that spoke as well.
Soph (30:42):
Can I?
So there's do you know thatwoman that made the comment?
She's?
She's a Texas rep Democrat.
She made the comment aboutMargie Taylor Greene, about the
butch the big back butch body.
Nele (30:54):
big back butch body Remix.
Soph (31:01):
So I didn't realize, like she was on all these talk shows
you know to talk about that, andthey also had her.
I didn't listen to her speech,but they had her up that night
too and I'm like good for her,good for her.
Nele (31:13):
Okay, I love us, I love black women, I love us.
Okay, you're not gonnamicroaggression me, okay, not
even micro, just me, okay shesaid Marjorie Taylor Green is
dumb as hell.
I'm like that's pretty accuratethat body.
There was so many highlights,but there's some for you and so
(31:38):
if there are any for you, youcan chime in right Obama's word.
Obama's Oprah, even Hillary.
Yeah, now for you can chime inright.
Soph (31:49):
So obama's word, obama's Oprah, um even hillary.
Yeah, now biden looks likeenergetic.
You know, it was like it'salmost bedtime.
Nele (31:54):
Yeah, man, it was getting his geritol or whatever.
He took a nap before, but itwas definitely he got emotional.
Um, just like, I think it'svery much a mark of a good
leader when you can step asideand do what's best, like put
your ego to the side and dowhat's best for the country, and
(32:15):
I think that him stepping outof his pride which trump could
never do I think it'scommendable.
Yeah, and and definitely thepeople in the audience thanked
him, like we really are revivednow, you know, and I feel like
we have a chance.
Soph (32:33):
I know I talk about her all the time, but Nancy Pelosi,
they said she was critical ingetting him to step down.
So shout outs to Shout outs toNancy P.
I was like Nancy likes to win.
I'm like, yes, she likes to win.
Nele (32:49):
Yes, shout outs to Nancy P .
Now the Obamas.
Okay, now, look at here.
Michelle came ready.
All right, I'm a quote.
Kendrick Lamar Is it the braidsCause she had the braids and
her hair, okay.
Soph (33:06):
And she, just, she looked, she looked great, she had the
hoops.
Nele (33:10):
You know, she was amazing, she was looking good.
Look, and I have some quotesfrom her right.
I like how she talked aboutfailing forward right, or this
is my favorite, I just droppedthe mic.
I didn't have a mic but Idropped it.
We said the affirmative actionof generational wealth.
Soph (33:29):
I said bish uh, didn't you like, I like the the black jobs
, one like oh, I have that theretoo.
Nele (33:35):
Okay, I have that there right.
And then she said for years,donald trump did everything in
his power to try to make peoplefear us.
He limited, narrow views of theworld made him feel threatened
by the existence of twohardworking and highly educated,
successful people who happen tobe black.
Then she said, who's going totell him that the job he's
currently seeking might just beone of those black jobs, but bam
(33:58):
?
Soph (33:59):
my job.
You're going to finish rightthere.
Nele (34:01):
Mic drop she's gonna finish right there.
Boom.
Look before, when Michelle wasin the office.
You know, when they go low, wego higher.
It's limbo bitch.
We go low, we gonna go low, wegonna go to the center of the
earth.
Soph (34:14):
Okay, she was like wait till I get out of office there's
a lot of pettiness going onwith the Democrats and I love it
.
I am here for it.
Love it to call the here for it.
I love it To call theRepublicans the party of weird.
Oh my God.
Nele (34:28):
All day.
Yes, definitely, it's so trueRight Now.
I mean, michelle did the thingright and Barack did his thing
too.
I liked how he talked aboutTrump's obsession with crowd
size.
He looked down at his hand like,oh, did I just do that Ground
size?
Now I don't know if you?
(34:49):
There's this podcast called PodSave America and it's a
political podcast and I thinkone of the people that's on
there, he was a speech writer.
He's a speech writer for Barack, and so I actually saw this in
passing.
So they were like, oh, he wrotea speech writer for um barack
and so, um, actually saw this inpassing, so they were like, oh,
um, he wrote the speech, but hewas like that part about the
(35:09):
crowd size did you write that?
He was like I did not.
He gave him that.
I was like I was very shockedwhen he said that.
So you know, barack was justfreestyling.
Yes, look that is petty as hell.
Soph (35:22):
That is petty as hell.
Nele (35:24):
Hit him in his manhood sir Hit him in his manhood the
Democrats have been so all about.
Soph (35:30):
let's keep it nice.
You can keep it nice, but youcan jab, be nice nasty.
Nele (35:35):
I think, that's Harris.
Soph (35:37):
She's like I'm not putting up with your shit Absolutely
not we don't have to be allnicey-nicey all the time because
they don't want to be nice.
No, absolutely not.
And I'm here and call peoplenames and then they get.
Trump was so offended thatobama said what he said.
He was so offended.
He was like you know, we I tryto be nice.
You know I'm like dude, you'renever nice.
(35:59):
The delusions make fun ofharris's name all the time.
Nele (36:04):
The stuff that he said is ridiculous.
Soph (36:08):
He's like you know, I'm always nice, but then they don't
want to be nice, like you know,and then he he's.
All he's doing is going off ontip, but whatever um, he's
flailing.
Nele (36:17):
he is flailing and we'll get to that bit because even fox
news is cutting his ass off.
They are over him, Okay.
So also one of the this was myfavorite part was Gus Waltz
cheering on his dad.
That was so sweet, that was soheartwarming.
(36:38):
I got teary-eyed.
Soph (36:40):
His daughter.
You could tell she wasteary-eyed when he was talking.
I love him Like.
What a great pick.
What a great pick.
Nele (36:47):
I feel like I know, like a I've encountered, like a white
guy, like Gus.
Waltz, before you know.
But I like Gus Waltz, I lovehis little family and just shout
outs to the Waltzes.
I said Tim, I meant Tim, notGus, but I love Gus as well.
I think Gus might be on thespectrum or whatever.
Soph (37:10):
He's on the spectrum and that's why Republicans got a lot
of flack, because they weremaking fun like, come on,
whether you knew or not, there'sno reason to like you could
tell he was just emotional, likethat's his dad, imagine your,
your dad, being up there.
He's the vice presidentialnominee for something and that's
that's important, that'sexciting, proud like children.
Nele (37:34):
Trump's children will never look at him the way that
gus looked.
No, no, yes.
Now, despite um the dems beingshady, as they should be, we had
some shady turncoat republicans.
All right, shout outs to themfor seeing the light.
(37:55):
Um, we had um trump's former,one of trump's former press
secretaries and a top aide toMelania Trump, stephanie Grisham
, and she said, and I quoteTrump has no empathy, no morals
and no fidelity to the truth.
And I was like, yes, girl,there's at least like five
Republicans.
(38:16):
And so I'm like all right, yeah,there's definitely like
Republicans for Kamala, thereare white guys for kamala,
they're like all kinds of peoplefor kamala.
so yeah I am here for it, um,and of course, the main
highlight was kamala's formalacceptance speech for the
(38:38):
nomination, which was 37 minuteslong, as opposed to trump's,
which was like an out likealmost an hour longer than that.
His was like 90 minutes.
Oh, wow, yes, and so, um justto kind of give like an overview
of what she talked about, um,she talked about her background,
her personal story, right, um,because her mother's an
(39:01):
immigrant, her father's animmigrant, um, and just growing
up with her sister, um.
She talked about the historicalcontext of her nomination and
how important it is for women ofcolor to like break these
barriers.
And then she also critiqued thetrump administration.
She um criticized how theyhandled covid um, racial
(39:24):
injustice, the economy and justhow, basically, trump's
administration, how it's failedAmerican people.
Then, in the end, she just gavehope for the future, right, and
she emphasized the needs forcomprehensive healthcare,
climate action and economicrecovery.
I felt that the speech was verypresidential.
Soph (39:52):
She looked great and she just seemed it was just very
refreshing to hear someone upthere that's competent.
So yes, it's so crazy.
The bar right.
Nele (39:56):
It's like, oh yeah, like it was always a given, yeah,
this is where I'm at, but given,yeah, this is, but like I'm
just think, look, we'll get tothat just in terms of you know
what this all means.
But um, now, during kamala'sspeech mind you was 37 minutes
um, it is said that um trump umcommented on his um website,
(40:22):
truth Social, 59 times as Kamalawas speaking, and here are some
of the things that he said.
So he basically said that hepointed out that Tim Walz wasn't
actually a coach for a highschool football team.
(40:43):
He was an assistant coach.
What does it matter?
Soph (40:49):
He's still coached, he's still coached, he's still
coached Right, also his post.
Nele (40:57):
He also denied having any affiliation with Project 2025.
And he also peppered hiscomments with where's Hunter?
And quote unquote.
Is she talking about me?
Soph (41:14):
I saw that one.
That was amazing yeah.
This man is unraveling he isunraveling he is scary, that's
scary, and this is unraveling heis unraveling.
Nele (41:25):
He is scary, that's scary and this is very scary and
people should be scared becausethere's no length to what this
man will do.
He's actually having a ceremonyfor the people that were
involved in January 6th at hisone of his properties or
whatever in New Jersey.
(41:45):
There's a J6 choir andGiuliani's supposed to be
speaking and some other person.
I thought this was fake.
When I saw the plot, I was likethis cannot be real.
I looked it up.
There's going to be a coup.
People need to be ready.
When he loses, people need tobe ready.
(42:07):
When he loses, people need tobe ready.
And just watching MSNBC and CNN, they were just saying how this
is why people need to go out tovote, because if Kamala wins by
a larger margin, then there'sno contested.
It's glaringly obvious.
But if it's very close, there'sgoing to be some problems.
Soph (42:30):
Right, because they might go to the Supreme Court, or, if
it's, if they don't get the 270that's needed, then Congress
will have to pick.
So I, she's, she's, she's,she's, ahead for now, right.
And this is spiraling becauseof that, like he was cruising to
(42:52):
his second term.
Nele (42:53):
Yes, he thought you know, but you know Kamala is ahead,
but it's not like it's by thatlarge margin, which I think is
mind-boggling.
But yeah, but Trump is losingit.
Okay, Now he I forgot how longago the assassination attempt
was, but you didn't see him withlike plastic, like a like a
(43:17):
partition surrounding him.
So one of the speeches that hedid recently, now he has a
plastic partition around, Iguess, to remind everyone of
what happened to him.
And also now again, when hecalls into Fox or whatever, they
just totally cut him off whenhe's saying something.
That's nonsensical.
(43:38):
And I forgot which rally it was.
But there was a reallyimportant man that was talking,
but of course, no one else cantalk but Trump, and so he was
like, excuse me, you just needto like wrap it up, you want to
play the wrap it up music andyou can tell like the guy was
getting like flustered, like sir, really, and now even people
(44:01):
are walking out of his rallies.
Yeah, it's emptier, it it's badhe's going on these weird
tangents.
Soph (44:08):
So there was one where he was at I don't know.
I think it was a rally.
He was speaking to someone, um,and he went on a rant about how
great Tebow is right, becausehe he it was in response to, um,
harris Harris's economic policy.
So he's like I like to playback things.
I like to play back speeches.
(44:29):
Tivo is great.
What would you do without TiVo?
It's like the best technologythere is.
I'm like TiVo.
He was like, yeah, he wastalking about TiVo and how great
, like the 90s, great.
The point was they asked him torespond to Kamala's economic
(44:49):
policy.
He starts off saying, well, Ihad to play back the speech
because I like to play backthings.
Then he went on the tangentabout TiVo and playback
technology and how great it is.
It's the best technology thereis.
I'm like, how old are you Trump?
And he's just it is the partyof weird and unhinged and he's
(45:12):
just like he's unraveling.
Nele (45:18):
Yeah, and now JD Vance is trying to backtrack on his
childless cat lady.
Soph (45:26):
Fun fact he's the first vice president to have a net
negative rating.
People hate him, hey.
(45:48):
President nominee net negative.
Nele (45:49):
Oh my goodness, that totally made my day.
Soph (45:52):
But video where this man, he goes into the donut shop and
he was like I'm JD fans runningfor vice president.
The girl was like uh-huh, whatyou ordering?
Nele (46:03):
I feel like the soup Nazii , like no, no donut for you what
you, what you get.
Soph (46:10):
She's like I don't, I don't want to be on camera, I
don't want to be, whereas harrisor tim or you know waltz, they
go into places, they're like ohmy god, can I get a picture
gonna this guy's like?
Nele (46:20):
he's so unlikable, but I want to give a shout out to him
for just putting childless catladies on the map.
It's our time, okay, like we inthere.
Um, you know, so we all comeout in droves.
Um, yeah, that's in hand.
So I'm here for we just stayrent free in everyone's mind and
(46:43):
I didn't know he wasbacktracking on the comments
yeah, yeah.
I read that recently and hesaid, oh, the Dems took it the
wrong way.
Soph (46:53):
Why do they always say we took it the wrong way?
So Trump made that commentabout the Medal of Honor versus
the Freedom Award.
So Trump sparked criticism whenhe said the Presidential Medal
of Freedom, the nation's highestcivilian award, is much better,
much better than the Medal ofHonor, the nation's highest
(47:14):
military honor, because soldiersare in bad shape or dead when
they receive it.
That's the highest award youcan get as a civilian.
It's the equivalent of theCongressional Medal of Honor,
but civilian version.
It's actually much better,because everyone gets the
Congressional Medal of Honor.
They're soldiers.
They're either in very badshape because they've been hit
so many times by bullets, orthey're dead.
She gets it, meaning the womanthat he gave it to, she gets it.
(47:36):
She's healthy, beautiful, andso people are saying Dems and
the media took it out of context.
But then they tried to get himto explain himself right like
you get a do-over.
Nele (47:50):
He went on the same rambling shit, because he meant
what he said.
How do you talk about anybody,sir Heelspur?
Okay, because he meant what hesaid.
How do you talk about anybody,sir Heelspur?
Soph (48:02):
Okay, so he hates veterans and he's made other comments
about prisons of wars or losers,right, and we knew McCain was a
prisoner of war.
He's made other comments aboutmilitary men yeah, service
people, not just men.
Um, I don't, I don't know whypeople are so drawn to him I
(48:28):
don't know why either.
Nele (48:30):
Like, so I have sad, um, I've sat and tried to like,
listen, like I don't know howFox does it like they take like
the most asinine things that hesays in the like remix and flip
it and reverse it to try andmake it actually seem like he's
saying things that make sense,like he's actually talking about
(48:52):
policies.
It doesn't make sense.
But what's happening now withthe republicans is that they're
telling him like look, stopdoing the personal attacks.
You need to focus on the policy.
Stop talking about kamala'sintelligence looks and all these
other things you really need.
Like he's offending, likerepublican women as well, and
(49:13):
it's like he needs to stop andhe won't stop, even in his rally
he's like oh, they say that Ishouldn't do personal attacks.
Should I do personal attacks?
Soph (49:24):
when he's like they say you know, she hasn't been,
because she's a beautiful woman,I look better than her.
This is, this man is a childand it's.
It's one thing you know.
If people are saying, look, heis what he is, but I'm voting
because of policy, right, thesame way we say, like Biden,
(49:44):
he's old, we don't have faith inhim, but we're voting
Democratic because of policy, ifthey were saying because of
policy, I can understand that,which their policies are scary.
I've never met a group of peoplewho like to work in there
against their own self-interest.
It's wild, definitely, butthey're not saying it's because
they, they, they, they love him.
(50:04):
Like, they love him.
Like there was a thing like hewas like, like they.
They thought God protected him.
There was a black pastor, likewe could do this another time.
It focused on black magas andit was just really wild to watch
.
Um, but yeah, but they just um.
He just said god was the reason.
You know, god protected thisman.
(50:25):
And I said, can, speaking ofthat, can we just can?
I did you hear the story wherehe, he got his black people
wrong?
Nele (50:39):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now do you have repeat fails,or I remember parts of it.
Soph (50:48):
So he said he was on a flight with Like a helicopter.
Nele (50:52):
It was like a helicopter, that was about to go down with
Kamala's.
Soph (50:56):
He was with Kamala's ex and while they were experiencing
it was a scary ride and whilethe copter was going down and
they were trying to find a safelanding, apparently her ex told
him all of this bad stuff abouther.
So I'm about to die.
So the first thing I'm going todo is let me tell you about my
ex-girlfriend, and I'm sureTrump was like who the hell is
(51:18):
this?
So apparently they interviewedthe guy.
The guy was like no, that wasnot me.
I think the guy that Trump wasreferencing was like the mayor
of San Francisco.
He was like yeah, that wasn'tme.
I am her ex.
That wasn't me on that flight.
But then another guy cameforward.
I think he was from SouthernCalifornia, los Angeles.
(51:39):
I think he was a councilman orsomething that might be wrong.
But he was like it was me thatwas in that flight with him and
I did not date Palo Alto.
So he got his black people.
Nele (51:50):
Yeah, he said.
He specifically said I am tallwith hair and the other guy is
short and bald.
Guess Trump got his Blackpeople mixed up, I mean he does
do that.
But yeah, I like him.
Yes, but we definitely need totalk about Black magas, because
(52:18):
I just don't understand it.
It's an artsy moron, you don'thave to be for Dems, but you
can't be for Republicans.
Soph (52:27):
They were having their own little thing when the RNC was
happening and then, as they'rehaving their own little
conference or whatever, whichwas away from where the RNC was,
a motorcade was segregated, soit was segregated.
Nele (52:42):
Maybe it was like Jim Crow for.
Soph (52:46):
RNC Got it.
So Trump's motorcade.
They heard Trump's motorcadecoming, so like people were
scrambling, like reporters weretrying to get into position and
they were all excited becausethey thought Trump was going to
come.
And then he just my bad, hewaved at us, Trump was like
welcome back.
(53:09):
I'll send you that video.
I'll send you that video so wecould talk about it.
But it's interesting to seethat you know a party that's.
I mean this Republicans areanti in everybody, right, unless
it's the anti-women.
They're anti-LGBTQ, they'reanti-Black, they're anti, a lot
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of Anti.
Nele (53:36):
You know lower middle class, anti-middle class,
anti-unions, yeah, justanti-everything, anti-choice,
they're anti everything.
Soph (53:48):
I wish there was a way to just send them away on their own
island and just say yeah, justbe amongst yourselves.
Nele (53:54):
Be amongst yourselves.
Soph (53:56):
That is what they want, but they want it here in the US.
Nele (53:59):
Yeah, they want to separate from the union.
Soph (54:02):
Yeah, I've never seen a group that's so because they're
scared about being displaced orreplaced by another main group,
like they're just scared, whichis ironic for a country that you
know.
It's history, right, wedisplaced another group so that
we can become well, not we,cause I'm not in it, but they,
those sisters right Displacedanother group and took over so
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that they can form what is to bethe United States of America.
Nele (54:31):
So shout out to our Native American brothers and sisters
out there.
Shout out to them, shout out toour.
Native American brothers andsisters out there Shout out to
them but yeah, we got to do thisanother time, but I definitely
wanted to talk about theseconventions To me.
I mean, I'm happy that we haveKamala running, so we have a
(54:52):
fighting chance.
I just don't want Trump to bein there At the same time.
Politicians are politicians andno one really does anything for
us anyway.
But, just like seeing people inthe audience like crying and I
just felt like I don't know ifit was cult-like in a way, but
(55:13):
it just it was giving me cultyvibes and, um, I definitely
think we need to talk about justlike, just like how politics
and rallies and all these thingsthat we do just give like vibes
and brainwashing and propagandaand all that, how that all that
works, because I I was justexperiencing it, I was looking
(55:36):
at it just kind, you know it's acelebration but at the same
time, it's like I don't know, Idon't know it's all giving us
like these false hopes?
Soph (55:48):
Yeah, they do, and you know it's a lot of things they
were mentioning.
They're going to do this.
I'm like you guys are still inpower.
Do it now.
Nele (55:55):
You had an opportunity to do it.
It's not an opportunity.
They're in office, yes, anddefinitely just the key words
are using, like joy and freedom,and it's like these times are
filled with joy and a lot of us,most of us aren't free because
we're slaves to capitalism, sowe ain't really free like that.
Soph (56:14):
So yeah, that's a good one .
Like we need to hold their feetto the fire and they're going
to come into office.
I mean, I get it right,Presidents are tired in what
they could do because separationof power.
But you look at what Trump wasable to do and we could do the
(56:36):
same Democrats could do the same, but they're just such.
Democrats are ruled by a lot ofconservatives, definitely the
Nancy Pelosi's of the world.
We like to think of them asthey are not liberals, they're
conservatives, but someone likean AOC definition of a liberal.
(57:02):
She probably doesn't have thesame power as a Pelosi.
So I think we can do some ofthat.
But we got to play their gamestoo.
We could be aggressive in whatwe want and getting our stuff
through, like we just want toplay passive and just you know
(57:23):
be.
They need to get shit done.
They do, and they are right,because I think recently Biden
announced that there are certainthere are a couple of drugs
that he managed to severelyreduce the prices on.
Nele (57:41):
With insulin and all that.
That's really good.
Do more, Do more Growing somecojones.
We want big juicy balls.
Soph (57:57):
I don't know if Joe has big juicy bowls.
Nele (58:02):
I don't even think about that.
Yeah, yeah, so well, that's itfor our main topic.
Now on to shady astrology.
All right, where I get in yourZodiac's ass.
It's officially Virgo season.
All right, let's get into.
(58:23):
About the virgos.
Um, by the way, my husband,javi um, we believe that you
might have virgo in your chart.
He's a virgo too oh, I'd liketo hear why yeah, you'll hear,
but I don't know if you want toresonate with the bad, toxic
shady qualities.
Soph (58:43):
But you want to have a good too.
Right, I'm good.
Nele (58:46):
I start with the good you know, you know how I do, all
right.
So Virgo season is from 8 23 to9 22.
They're an earth sign and theirsymbol is the maiden.
Notable celebrities Beyonce andthe current problematic
princess, blake Lively, billMurray, idris Elba, zendaya
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Coleman, michael Jackson, kekePalmer and Prince Harry.
So good company, good company,all right.
So we're going to talk aboutthe good things, all right.
So Virgos are organizationaloverloads.
(59:38):
If you ever need help organizingyour sock drawer by color,
fabric or emotional significance, look no further than a Virgo.
They can turn your chaos into aneatly labeled filing system
complete with color coded tabsand a flow chart.
They are detailed detectivesOkay, they are the Sherlock
Holmes of the Zodiac.
They notice the small stuff,like the exact angle your
picture frame is titled or thefact that your favorite coffee
(01:00:02):
shop just started using organicmilk.
They can spot a misplaced commaor a poorly chosen adjective
from a mile away.
Efficiency experts.
You have a project that'soverdue and totally out of
control.
Hand it to a Virgo.
They'll take that mess and turnit into a switch watch, a Swiss
watch of productivity.
(01:00:22):
So Virgos are efficient rightNow.
Perfectionist pioneers Virgosjust don't aim for perfection.
They have it on speed dial andif there's a way to make
something better, you can betthey'll find it and then obsess
over it until it's flawless.
So let me look at here Before Iget into the shady stuff.
(01:00:47):
I'm going to get into the shadystuff.
Okay, virgoman, sorry, javi, Ilove you and I'm sure there's
other things in your chart, butDavid Virg man, absolutely not.
Okay, they're suchperfectionists.
Meanwhile, perfectionism isrelative.
Okay, you can't be a black manin this day and age with the S
(01:01:08):
curl.
Talking about perfectionism,did you perfect the curl?
I'm going to say his name Alan.
Okay, crazy as hell.
Okay, I'm going to say his nameAlan.
Okay, crazy as hell.
Okay.
And as soon as a Virgo mantells you you're perfect, run,
run for the hills.
Soph (01:01:29):
That's just my PSA, sorry.
Nele (01:01:31):
My feelings about that.
Soph (01:01:33):
Good to know.
Nele (01:01:34):
Yes, and Virgos are problem solvers right, so
they're there to fix it.
I think youals are problemsolvers, right, so they're there
to fix it.
I think you're a problem solver, so, yeah, yeah, now let's get
into the stuff that is shady andtoxic.
Okay, they are over critical,okay.
(01:01:55):
Now back to alan.
Okay, all right, they are overcritical, because one time he
was over my place and I was likeI want to paint a pink, my
walls pink, which they're pinknow.
And then he was like it waslike oh no, sir, looky here
again.
I don't trust anyone's judgmentthat has an S curl in the
millennium.
Soph (01:02:12):
We dated a man with an S curl Janelle.
Did that happen before hestarted dating or after, I don't
know.
Maybe an S curl Janelle Didthat happen before?
Nele (01:02:17):
he started dating or after .
Look, I don't know, maybe Ithought it was a natural curl in
his profile, but then when Isaw it I was like, oh, this is
giving me some yeah, girl, andhe had the nerve to be colorist
too, anyway.
But he was like, oh, no to thepink, sir.
(01:02:40):
Sir, you had a bed with noheadboard.
Okay, tell me about decor.
I know ambiance for yourcriticism.
All right, and sometimes theyhave analytical paralysis, so
they are so in tune with all theminor details that shit don't
(01:03:00):
get done.
So stop like being so likeparticular.
They're also control freaks.
All right, they need to havethings arranged a certain way
and just needs to be meticulous.
They also have I told you sosyndrome.
When things don't go as planned, they might take a little bit
(01:03:23):
too much pleasure in saying Itold you so and so it's just
like no one asked you, justsaying.
Also, they are over thinkersand so things that may be small,
they just end up creating thesebig things in their head.
They're just a little bitneurotic for me, and they have
(01:03:48):
high standards and low patience.
So they can have high standardsfor themselves, but they might
also accept the same fromeveryone around them and this
can make them come off asimpatient or demanding.
Look at here, I don't like doingstuff for Virgos Okay, Because
it could be real particular,like one time I was washing
dishes for these for this VirgoOkay, and she was like, oh,
(01:04:11):
don't put it in the dish drainer.
That way I was like girl, it ishot in this kitchen.
I that way I was like girl, itis hot in this kitchen, I'm
sweating and you want to go overwhere I'm putting the plate in
the dish drainer.
I don't got time for theseVirgos.
And also they can be theirworst critic, right?
(01:04:32):
They beat themselves up overminor missteps and it can be
really exhausting to be aroundthey asses.
Soph (01:04:41):
How do they make friends?
How do they function?
It just seems such a cripplingway to live.
Nele (01:04:46):
I don't know.
Look my Havs, javi, I'm talkingabout you.
Soph (01:04:52):
My.
Nele (01:04:52):
Hav's not like that, though, so he must have some
other stuff in his chart tobalance it out.
Because I don't experience that, because I couldn't be friends
with that, absolutely not, no,so yeah, but they're also like.
They can also be kind as well.
They can be kind and loyal.
(01:05:16):
They could also be some freaks.
That's all I'm going to sayabout that.
All right, all right.
I'm so toxic, I'm going to dobetter.
Soph (01:05:32):
You're not toxic.
Nele (01:05:35):
That is it for Shady Astrology, y'all.
Well, thanks for tuning in toour podcast.
If you like the vibe, likecomment and subscribe, and until
next time, y'all.
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