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Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's every day with
John and Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Comedy Skits Random
bullshit, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day, this is
(01:05):
our day.
It's not my day, this is ourday, and it's every day with
John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:26):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Let's rock.
Hey, everybody, welcome toanother episode of it's Everyday
.
Everyday, yes it is an awesomeTuesday night tonight, cold as
(01:51):
fuck.
Snow just hit a few days ago.
I fucking hate snow.
I fucking hate it.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know, I like it
around December, but after that
I could live without it.
Christmas Day, that's it.
Yeah, after Christmas it couldlive without it christmas day,
that's it yeah, after christmasit could go fuck off the only
thing that people said.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I saw somebody our uh
video where people were
shoveling and they're remindingthemselves why they love like
they don't mind the snow.
No alligators, hurricanes.
They're like that's true.
No alligators or hurricanes orearthquakes no alligators, yeah.
So, um, when it comes to livein ohio, we got to take the the
snow, yeah, the cold, and so thesnow is the worst.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'll take it dude and
the cold you know I can live
with snow, but I really dislikeice, ice, igloos and escobos and
penguins and ice well, whatsucks is when snow starts
melting.
That's what what you end upgetting, yeah, you get, the
black guys.
The black guys.
First of all if I sound alittle hoarse the hoist man.
Yeah, baby.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
When snow starts
melting, you get black guys.
You get black guys.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, those snow
buddies come around.
Snow buddies, that's funny.
I apologize ahead of time if Isound hoarse Speaking of black
guys.
No, I'm just kidding.
I have a little cold, a littlechest cold, but I do sound
buttery smooth you can alwaystell when I'm healthy, because
you don't hear fucking coughdrops into my yeah, I don't like
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cough drops, so I just look ohshit, man, we're supposed to
make a call tonight, so oh well,damn it, we didn't get to do
that yeah, we uh, for for thisweek's break we had another idea
, but we didn't do it even wehave kind of a breaking point,
(03:41):
so I I don't know I'm not gonnadivulge what it was, but we're
just like man that this is notseeing the light of day.
We didn't even save it.
What we got coming up, though,is just better.
It's hilarious.
So you know the country.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Stylings of one, alan
jackson yeah, no joke, so, but
we can probably call uh, makethis call next.
Yeah, we do it next.
Yeah, we do it next time,that's fine, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, we got a little
.
We're a little behind schedulebecause kind of I already got
all the details of our, of ourstream.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You know we're gonna
go live soon and then also we,
we like, like john said we, wewere working on an idea and,
holy shit, it got bad it was.
It was horrible.
Like you, there's not a lot ofthings that'll make me like not
want to do it, and but this wewere, john was gonna go through
with it because I was like Ididn't say nothing, but I was
(04:32):
like dude, let's scratch this Iwas so relieved.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
He's like it was the
most anti-semitic shit ever.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, like we've done
auschwitz and shit where it's.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, I mean that's
kind of funny, that's kind of us
doing like really over the topaustrian german accents where
it's like, yeah, it's bad, butthis was just like if it almost
turned into like nazi propaganda.
It was like we're getting,basically, we're going to be on
the fbi watch list, uh, afterthis.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So so we might
actually still get the call oh,
okay, I have to call here in acouple minutes okay, whatever,
so it's all good um, nope, nevermind.
Oh, never mind, I'm just gonnatalk.
Let's wait till next weekthat's fine, it's all good.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, baby, I'm
gonna butter your bread.
I wish my voice could stay thisway forever.
I wish my voice could stay thisway forever.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Come in summer of
2025.
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I uh, oh, you know
fucking.
Oh, let's see what she saidOkay, she said okay, okay, so um
Next week we have a guest.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I can't wait till we
get like.
Instead of just like doing thisghetto style, we could actually
just have them just use theirphone and just facetime us, and
then we could see them I'm kindof glad that she can't because
she's driving oh yeah, thatwould not be good, but but it's
her and her brother, um.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It'd be my next week.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
It'll be my assistant
manager, sarah um, um and her
brother, pete peter speaking ofguests, so we were talking about
having toady on as one of ourfirst guests when we do live
streaming.
Dude, how did he?
Where did he?
Do you know where he came up?
So he sent us a couple of linksfor his by the way check out,
one made underscore mafia.
(06:19):
Friend of ours, yeah, um, hesent us a couple links for his
uh.
Friend of ours, yeah, um, hesent us a couple links for his
uh, uh, for his or not podcast.
But his stream dude, those thatwas ai, that was actually
really well, I loved them, dude.
I thought they were sweet.
Dude, I was at first I was likethe first one was like really
play jade vanilla, kind of metalcore.
The second one was okay.
(06:39):
The third one I'm like yeah,dude, this is it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Can we, like I was
gonna say, can we show like are
we like I don't?
Well, I don't want to do that?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
yeah, I don't want to
do that on our podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah because I
would show the like the audience
how awesome, like how muchattention to detail that tony's
putting into a show.
But I loved them like the firstone was okay yeah it was, it
was the second one was reallygood.
I like this and I'm like when,when you said the third, I was
like okay, well, the third is,I'm like man, I'm sold on the
second one.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
But then when I heard
the third, I was like okay when
that, when that chorus kickedin, I'm like dude, it just see
it now.
If ever be I would, I would dotwo verses like if, if I was
making it, I would I would have,just like, this is just
personal preference, it soundsawesome.
Either way, I would have, likeI would have.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I would have got to
that chorus right now like
saying fuck, he's like fuck, youguys can do your own shit.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, fuck you dude.
What do you know?
Asshole you dude, fuck you dude, fuck you dude.
No, I'm just it's still sweet.
I like it's like man, I wasgonna ask him where he got the
third one was like I had abuild-up but it was it's.
The build-up was really fast,it's not like a like to me since
his pot or I keep sayingpodcast, since his.
You know, twitch is kind oflike wrestling related.
(07:52):
It's in my brain.
It sounded like a wrestlingrelated kind of like song, not
like a theme song, but like ashow opening for like raw I'd
want one of those sus recordsones yeah, dude, that'd be funny
it's not gonna suck in itselfyeah, dude, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'd love to do our
own.
That'd be fun I was.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I was trying to
convince my mom if I could put
my old christmas music on andshe was like, no, this is fine.
I was because I was gonna putlike sus records, you should
just change it.
I should just change it anywayshould just change it anyway
yeah, she wouldn't even becauseshe had like she put it on like
one of those like youtubefireplaces you know that had
christmas music played in thebackground on the tv at their
house oh god, I was gonna.
(08:35):
I was gonna boa guard their tvand put on the sus records.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You know you do just
mute that.
Bring your own fire, alexa over, or whatever well, I got access
to their tv it's a it's a.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
It's a fire tv, so it
has fire, it has the.
It has that built in.
But I have access to theirtelevision because I've shown
videos on their tv, so I wasjust gonna like break into it
and just start playing.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sus records christmas
songs like, like we were
showing the other like coupleweeks I was wondering about that
, but I never asked.
I was wondering if you ever didthat oh, I know I did it.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I was like, yeah, I
didn't do that.
Well, number one the girls wereover there and, uh, I don't
know, they probably heard worsefrom their old man, so I don't
know, they probably have.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
But fucking kids, god
damn kids ruin everything.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
They ruin lives.
Don't ever have children, notthat I know for personal
experience, but I could tell.
I could tell it's not fun yeah,no, we uh shit.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Man fucking wore out
after today.
We did uh, we took a hugefucking dvd trade in at a level
up today.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Oh, but I know I
already said this once, but in
our hometown GameStop is closing.
So how does it feel?
Is it closed?
Now it's gone?
Saturday was the last day.
Well, you guys, you killed them.
Man.
How's it feel to take out thebig corporate fucking dogs, man?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Adrian.
Well, it's not about how youget here.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It's about when you
get hit and then you get cte and
then you can't remember whatyou're gonna say.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
What?
Was I saying buy three, get onefree.
And then you get buy three, getone free at level up fucking uh
, no, we uh.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So what was it I
found out last Friday?
I found out that because CNCfrom Fremont called us and said,
hey, you might want to tellpeople to get their money back
on their preorders and shit likethat, and I'm like, no, I'm not
going to say it.
Why would I say that they'relike because GameStop's closed
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and they called Dustin orwhatever.
That works with me.
Because game, you know, becausegame stops closing, they call
dustin or whatever.
That works with me.
And I said, well, I said firstof all I don't trust them, so I
don't really give a fuck, Idon't trust them at all, so
whatever so no joke.
One of our one of our oldemployees ex-employees works
there the one that we wrote oursong about.
(11:03):
Oh, that guy, yeah nice dude,yeah, so anyway, he um, he works
, worked at gamestop or work wasworking at gamestop and he
confirmed it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
He did, yeah, he's
like, yeah, they're closing
saturdays or last I hate to seepeople losing their jobs, but
that's but whatever that's kindof.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
What sucks is that
they weren't.
They weren't keeping theirstaff, they were just letting
them go and they weren't doingany deals for closing it was
they're just, they're sendingtheir merchandise.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
That's it all the
place.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yep, that's all she
wrote, said not enough foot
traffic was the reason for theaverage you know, like you see,
every time I drove by therethere'd be nobody there.
I'd never see anybody go inthere well, the thing is, is you
got to have stuff to bring themin and they didn't?
Well, you don't think?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
overpriced neca toys
is gonna bring in the fucking
crowd.
Oh gee, oh, ghostbusters,stranger thing.
Toys.
Oh, okay, yeah, cool.
Oh, where's the video games?
Dude, I remember walking in andI was like, where are the video
games?
Because I wouldn't.
It was just wall-to-wall toysalmost.
I like toys, don't get me wrong, but it's just like I just feel
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like they kind of just shiftedaway from being a game store to
kind of like just kind ofleading in to hire more things
that are probably giving moreoverhead or more profit margin,
which would be maybe toys, Idon't know, but I don't know use
.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't know man a
lot of profit, you would think.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
So hell, gamestop
just got it.
They just signed a deal with,like psa to grade cards, like
pokemon cards and shit.
What, yeah, you didn't knowthat dude?
No, yeah, dude, they grade pokeyou like they'll send your
cards to PSA and they'll buyyour cards and give you cash for
cards for Pokemon and, I think,sports cards too.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's fucking.
Gamestop, GameStop bro, theykeep trying new shit and it
doesn't work yeah.
They did the same thing becausewe're like the store I work at,
that I run, is a retro videogame store for the most part,
and the thing is that fuckinggamestop tried to get into
fucking retro, but you saw howthat worked.
It doesn't work well, man.
Like they don't transition well.
(13:14):
The problem is that when whenthey're when they're selling
their game system, they're notthem selling their game system
was great.
I went in there and saw a dslight for 56 bucks.
I was like holy shit, I wouldhave bought it if it wasn't pink
.
But I got standards.
Real men wear pink, that'sright, they don't play on it.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
They don't play on it
, they play in the pink.
They play in the pink and twoin the pink, not on, or
something like that and two inthe browns oh my god, the browns
so glad they got rid of kevindorsey.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The law, get the fuck
out, is it?
Kevin ken?
Ken dorsey.
That's it, yeah, the last youknow what I?
Always have.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I always have.
Uh, the only memory of kendorsey that I that I only want
to have is him getting fuckingobliterated in the in the
championship game that's by OhioState.
That's the only last.
Who did he?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
play for Miami.
Oh, was that in 0-1-0-2?
.
Yeah, that's Ken Dorsey, noshit, I didn't know he was a
quarterback.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, he was a
quarterback for Miami.
No shit and seeing him getplanted into the fucking ground.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Dude, the fucking
Bills fired him, dude, for a
reason.
Why the fuck, why would theBrowns?
The Browns are fucking retarded.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Because the Browns
used him as a quarterback for a
game, didn't the Browns?
Wasn't he one of the Browns'like 40 quarterbacks they've had
?
I don't know, I'm pretty surehe was.
I think they used him once ortwice, I don't remember.
But, dude, and also did you seethe?
(14:48):
I was watching shaw watson hada setback, quote unquote, oh, on
his achilles injury, and beforethat he was a fucking thank god
he restructured his contract.
You know, I wonder if it's oneof those things where it's like,
yeah, you had a setback,motherfucker, they fucking
slices achilles, the bob did Ibet you they're browns fans too,
so fucking shithole.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But um, dude, I was
watching um bottle gate from the
oh, that's a fond memory dude,I love that.
I did you know what.
I was watching it and I'msitting here like uh, because
who was um, who was the catcher?
Who was the or not theer, butthe receiver that caught the?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
ball Dennis.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Northcutt?
Huh, no, it was from when theythrew bottles on the field.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You thought, yeah,
you thought about the receiver
who caught the ball.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Wasn't it, it wasn't
Dennis Northcutt, no, it was uh.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You sure, quincy
Jones, it was Quincy Jones or
Quincy Morgan, was it?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Quincy Morgan.
Quincy Morgan is who it was.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And I was watching
and I don't know, like, from my
point of my opinion, because Inever watched it, because it was
before I got really intofootball- oh, I was livid.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I remember watching
that as a kid, as like a
teenager or like a young adult,if you will, being really pissed
, because I was still.
That's when I was like the lastit was 01.
Was it a young adult, if youwill?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
yeah, being really
pissed because I was still.
That's what it was like.
The last one, was it too?
I think it was all one that waslike the last time.
I was a really big browns fan,so, and it was butch davis and
davis, that dude was not havingit.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
He was so pissed you
know who was on the call for
that game.
I think it was gus johnson, youknow the guy on fox.
Yeah, it was gus johnson,because he used to do nfl games
back in the day.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So but I was watching
in uh, because they had a whole
clip on facebook reels and shitand I was like, oh, dude, I
want to watch this.
So I never got to see it.
And uh, through the past to toquincy, uh, morgan, and then he
falls and as he's falling hedrops the ball.
Okay, I understand that, but mything is that when he caught it
(16:46):
I think he caught it, he hadpossession and then he fumbled
it but ended up recovering hisown fumble and that's what I
think happened.
And what really sucked is theydid that, ran the next play to
spike it, but he fucking pumpfaked it.
Fucking stupid.
Can you do it?
You can't pump fake on a spike,it's it.
(17:09):
That's an incomplete pass andintentional grounding.
You have to just throw it down.
You can't go like it can't be ayahtzee shaker I've I've seen
that before.
Get really interesting okay, Idon't think I could you know
more about football than I do,so maybe, but they were talking
about.
They're like that's intentionalgrounding.
You should.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
You can't pump fake a
spike okay, I would look that
up, because that's yeah, let'sdo that.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But anyway, since
they ran another play, you
shouldn't be able to review theprior play.
And they did.
They said it was because thecommunication there was a
problem in the wiring righttough shit right to me that that
doesn't matter, that's not myproblem, that's your problem,
(17:55):
and uh.
So, yeah, I'm waiting, uh, I'mwaiting to hear the verdict on
whether you can pump.
Fake a spike?
I don't think you can do,because there's really in a way,
I don't know there's not awhole lot, but we uh, but when
(18:24):
they reversed the call and gaveit to jacksonville, dude butch
davis was pissed, the fans werepissed, I was even pissed, I
wouldn't even you know it's beenyears.
And then that's why they don'thave bottles in yeah, in
stadiums anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's because of the
brown I think the rule's a
little gray, I think, becausethe rule says it has to be a
continuous throwing motion tothrow the ball directly into the
ground.
Technically that's not acontinuous throwing motion,
because you can interpret therules that way.
But yeah, but be that as it may, they went back and reviewed it
(19:04):
, even even though the play wasran and then the tournament was
incomplete, and then justfucking hellfire and brimstone
rained down from the fuckingstand.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Dude, you can hear
him in the background yelling.
This is bullshit.
First of all, I'll say thisdude, do not piss off a Browns
fan or the Browns fans.
Dude, can we play the video?
Can we see?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
it.
Yeah sure, I was about to watchit anyway, I'm so glad you do
not.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I'm going to say this
we are.
I love the Browns, I love tohate the Browns.
That's what sucks, because theBrowns are so fucking assholes.
And the Browns, that's whatsucks the Browns are so fucking
assholes.
They're so stupid runorganization but I love the fans
.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
On the sideline.
He's got that nerve switch.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You can hear him in
the background.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
When the Browns
almost went up on the line of
scrimmage knowing the clock wasrunning.
Hey, it's fourth down, you'vegot time Huddle up.
Don't worry about the touchdownright now.
Worry about getting those twoyards.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh yeah, here it is
Quincy Morgan.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
I want to watch this.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
That was a totally
complete pass, to be fair.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
When they did the
replay, though I didn't think it
was See how he pipped yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
And I'm just
wondering if that was going to
be one of those fake spikes.
I thought he was going to dothat.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
You can't do that,
you can't fake it, but you have
to commit, pass a lineignedscrimmage, I think.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
See the announcers
even think that they're talking
about the spike that's beingcontinuous.
They're not talking about thespike, though.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
They're talking about
the play before.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
See, they're talking
about the spike.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
They're saying that
it's intentional grounding
because he wasn't out of thepocket.
So you have that initial chanceto go ahead and spike it, but
he faked it and at that point,when he throws it into the
ground, it becomes intentionalgrounding because you're not
outside the pocket.
Look at it, see the fake rightthere.
He did it the second time.
See, he got to do it too.
So what they're discussing isshould that be intentional
(21:21):
grounding, should it?
Yes, I believe the way the ruleis written.
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
What is that?
Five yards Loss of down.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
It would be 10 yards
of the loss of down.
I don't know if there's a clockrunoff.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
They tried to buzz
the referees on the field.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I love how the
controversy wasn't even what the
controversy what they weretalking about.
They were talking aboutsomething totally different and
it turns out oh yeah, by the way, replay buzzed prior to the
snap.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
We'll be looking to
see if the last pass was
incomplete or complete.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That's bullshit.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Deception by Quincy
Morgan.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
So they actually
overruled that last play and
they're trying to See if this isa catch or not.
You see it slide now fromQuincy Morgan and he Boy.
That ball didn't necessarilyStay in the grasp of Quincy
Morgan.
It looked like he was trying topull it up.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I like when they show
a close-up, because it looks
like he pulls it in.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Potential grounding
call, which I thought the Jags
were going after originally.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That's an incomplete
pass.
It is Watching this 30 years,20 years later.
Yeah, that's incomplete, nodoubt about it.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Later yeah, that's
incomplete, no doubt about it
and if you had just the way now,how the nfl's evolved with the
way that ball can't be slidingaround.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, they would have
called that incomplete 100 of
the time now but you know itsucks.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
But endo facto they
called it again right, right,
right and then they ran anotherplay, so another play had
already, another play hadalready been won.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah, the referees
did a really bad job on taking
control of the situation.
Like nobody was taking controlof the situation at all.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
They even say
something about it, yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Gus Johnson went nuts
in this part Like they need to
get control of this he does.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
But you can clearly
get the ref's attention by
jumping upson was a littledifferent back then.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
He wasn't like that
over the middle got it.
You know it was very close tothe 10, you know that old gus
johnson that we know love todayand you can see the world famous
right there now.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
He got two feet down,
but did he have possession of
the ball when he got the twofeet down?
Is that so you can?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
there's there's a
dumb catch, though, and it
looked like he still had itthere and that ball hit the
ground 100 and so this is he hadno he didn't have possession
and the ball hit the ground ashe went down, so yeah, that's
incomplete absolutely, theycalled it a completion would
have went for a touchdown ifthey had jay shurgs on the team.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Jay- shurgs dude,
that's my man player here, it is
you done, pissed off, sostadium full and what bush?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
is saying right now
is we ran another play and, like
I said in the history, astadium full of Browns fans Is
this the stadium where it's atright now.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yep, and it was
toward the dog pound too.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
It was on the north
end of the stadium too.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
There it goes, you
see him.
Oh my God, wow, people gotreally hurt.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
during this too,
People got cracked.
They said they were throwingtrash cans and everything.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Binoculars were being
thrown.
Somebody got hit withbinoculars.
I read, I remember and it'sgetting ugly here fast Dude.
There was a game earlier, likethis year I think, during one of
the championship games tocollege.
People were throwing shit onthe field.
Then they reversed the callafter they made the call when
(25:18):
fans started throwing shit onthe fields.
Like the times have changed.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
It's an incomplete
pass.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Boy, I don't know.
He had those two feet down.
Then you see the ball comingout.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
But what the fans are
upset with is the Browns were
able to get to the line ofscrimmage and run another play,
but then the officials went backtwo plays.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I love it when you
hear this.
It's bullshit.
You can hear it on the TV.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Between the replay
officials in the booth and the
officials on the field, and therules are pretty specific Once
another play is run, it can't bereviewed.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
So they were talking
about the malfunction in the
system.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That's what the
replay booth has been talking
about.
Look at all that shit flying,wow.
Here's where the replay boothhas been talking about.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
Look at all that shit
flying Wow, but we don't make
the rules.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Here's where it
starts charging.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
And that's one thing
that we haven't had since replay
has come back.
We haven't had that situation,gus where another play has been
run.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Oh yeah, there was a
time where there wasn't replay
in the NFL and then they took it.
They brought it, then they tookit away for a while, then they
brought it back, so it was likearound this time.
At least the bottles wereplastic.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Still, when those
were full, still hurt.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
He's like there, it
is Bullshit.
Look at'm flipping off thecameras and shit.
We're some of the mostbelligerent assholes.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
No shit, and we've
just davis still arguing his
case, and we've just never seenthat once the play is run, I
like that jacket he has on.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I know I was thinking
the same fucking thing.
I want that butch davis dude,that jacket he has on.
I know I was thinking the samething I was I want that butch
davis.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Dude, that jacket is
tight man, it's fucking hot, I
love it.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
What the officials
need to do is they need to get
on the pa and get control ofthis game and get control of the
fans.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
They're letting it
get out of control because
they're not why didn't the paanybody on the pa come on and
say, hey, stop it.
That's usually kind of whathappens when fans get a little
belligerent.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
And what happened?
Talk about the other play beingrun off, because that is an
unusual situation.
You've got to let everybodyknow why this is happening.
Because, just like up here inthe booth.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
He's right.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Nobody has any idea
what's going on.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
He's 100% correct.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
The Browns came into
this game with six wins, hoping
to keep their playoff hopesalive the usual Browns Six wins.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
They were in the
playoff hunt, though, for this
game.
Of course, this essentiallyended that.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
If the ball is in D
Jacksonville, then just call the
game and get these guys off thefield.
It's not worth somebody gettinghurt if the fans are going to
throw crap on the field.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I like that jacket,
bro.
I can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
This is ridiculous.
Just get rid of the.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
So let's take a look
back.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Why isn't anybody on
the PA saying anything?
This is so not the way tohandle this.
Here he is.
Oh, there's that clip I wastalking about right here.
Texas fans throw trash on thefield to bully refs into
overturning a call in the SEC.
I think the SEC championshipgame.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I want to check that
out.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Game's over.
That is the end of the game.
Unbelievable.
Now they call the game.
Well, that was 48 seconds to go.
Yeah, you got to take threeplus.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah, put that helmet
on bro.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Did you know the NFL
made the comeback out?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:54):
Especially when you
consider how big of a game this
was for the Cleveland Cubs youhear Gus Johnson getting excited
.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Happy holidays.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
Dude, that's so funny
world famous situation came
down because once another play Ilove gus johnson you can't go
back.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
He always backs us oh
dude I'd be afraid if I was
jacksonville going to the lockerroom.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
The field and you
know what the fans got to stop
throwing crap.
We just saw a guy get hit inthe head and he's down.
Split his head wide open.
The fans have got to controlthemselves.
People are getting hurt.
It's ridiculous.
You're only hurting yourself.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Oh my God, Look, oh
man, this was a thing man.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
The officials are
pummeled as they head into the
locker room and butch davis isspeechless he doesn't know what
to say or what to do.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I do like that jacket
.
I love that.
I want that fucking jacket.
Like I still love my browns,even though they lose year in
and year out, I love my browns.
It makes me appreciate fantasyfootball more yeah, for sure,
absolutely you know like I can'troom for either.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
If I lose both, it
just sucks, so so here this this
just happened what when wasthis?
Uh, I think this is their thesec championship game on the
sideline.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's intercepted,
picked up by baron.
Catch back john, a baron stillalive, dragged out the nine.
There is a flag on the fieldback at the secondary.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Oh no, no, no, this
was earlier in the year.
Never mind, this was earlier inthe season.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Or is it defensive
holding, as Kirby's saying,
definitely contact at the top ofthat route.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
That left.
We're talking about it.
Kirby's pretty confident it wasa hold and a gate.
What would have been anenormous electric we're going to
curb.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Stop those global
chimpanzees.
Another guy's had a great game.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
I can't wait for Bill
to take a peek at this one to
see at the top of the round ifit's defensive holding or
offensive.
Number seven.
The ball beplates at the spotof the foul with an automatic
first down.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
So instead of Texas
football first and goal,
Georgia's going to be set up outacross the 40.
They're showing the replay.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
The top of the route.
You tell me there's contact,close ways.
Oh no, no, come on Really.
Here's what I've got thedefender has a right to get in
front of him.
I don't see him holding him.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I don't know yeah, I
don't know what they're looking
at there.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
They're both kind of
going at each other.
I just don't know how you makethat call of it.
It goes again.
Oh, look at that slack jaw.
Look at that slack jawed yokelNow.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I'm no PI Now I'm no
PI, fuck you.
Did you see that?
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Yeah, that's an
enormous.
That wasn't no PS.
He was like fuck you, did yousee that?
Yeah, that's an enormous call.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
That wasn't no
offense.
That's no pass interference.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Paul, I don't usually
get that animated, but man,
this is a huge call.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
That's not even close
.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
No, that's bullshit,
not a billion years from.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
That's bullshit.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Oh, here we go,
they're now reigning.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Yeah, vidal, santa.
This is unfortunate.
This is going to delay the game.
That's the student section downthere in the corner.
They're not going to win theTaco Bell contest at this rate.
But I'll tell you, these guyshave a tough job, especially on
these plays on the edge.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yes, yeah, sarkeesian
goes out there and tells him to
knock it off.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Sarkeesian down there
pleading with them.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, he's going all
the way down to the students and
telling them to knock that shitoff Water bottles in that end
zone.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Somebody did it early
, and then there was just a
whole bunch of copycats Sarks,all the way over the 10-yard
line, telling them to chill out.
Oh, look at all the likeplayers and shit going over
there Cleaning up the end zone.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
That call will be
talked about, no matter how this
game ends, because I don't know.
I'm glad again, bill, you're uphere, is that?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Herb Street.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
Yeah, yeah, what a
shill, because I don't know.
I'm glad again, bill, you're uphere.
Is that Herb Street?
Yeah, yeah, what a shill.
Who, herbie, yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Fuck him.
He's an ESPN SEC shill now.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Dude, I'm like, do
you remember where you came from
?
No, you're not like fuckingCharles Woodson, who's like
Michigan sucks Michigan's dickall the time.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Or like Desmond
Howard.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, that's who it
was Desmond.
Speaker 9 (33:30):
Howard, there was no
defensive pass interference.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
The fans bullied the
refs in the change of the call.
Does that set a good precedent?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Which is an enormous
moment in this game.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, Are you
surprised they changed it, Bill?
Yeah, I'm surprised.
What?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
I'm going to throw my
own water bottle out there.
I'm going to throw this at you.
I'm going to throw you outthere.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
I'm going to throw
you out there.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
It would have to be
an on-field decision.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
So yeah, dude, Wow,
that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
So yeah, dude that's
fucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
So the fans bullied
the refs into changing?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Well, I think they
probably had to take a look at
it, dude, because there's areason why these people are
getting in, Because, as a normalsports fan and I'm like
watching the games and shit ifit's logical, yeah, we still get
pissed, but if it's logical itis what it is.
You know, like if he would haveheld them then it would be
understandable.
They wouldn't have got us sopissed off.
(34:26):
But the fact that these fanswere throwing bottles on the
field, just like the Browns,tells you that something was not
just about this.
There's no rules in it.
The rules weren't followed.
I don't know.
I can understand the animosity.
I'd be pissed too.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Fuck that shit.
I hate blaming refs and gettingon refs for wins and losses,
but you know what one play thathaunts me to this day is?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
the kansas city,
because the kansas city used to
fuck out of the refs, not them.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
No, I'm talking like
ohio state was against clubs in
the I think the the semi-final,where the clubs and player
caught it and he fumbled andohio state took it back for a
scoop and score and then theysaid it was incomplete.
It was not a fumble reallywhat's that?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
let's look at that.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I want to see that
dude uh well, we're gonna take a
break quick though oh yeah, wegot a break.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Break.
Should I keep forgetting aboutyeah?
Speaker 4 (35:16):
we got a break and
then, on the other other, that
we'll, we'll keep talking, we'lldo one more vines vines.
Enjoy this.
Not that we'll be back what'sup, baby?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
while I was standing
here checking your uh front end,
uh, your front butt and yourjean shorts.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
And I noticed you got
one fight ass pussy.
I'm just wondering if you cansee me, see your fucking lips
down there.
I'm telling you what I'm afucking country boy like a fine
ass.
Well, way down yonder on a fatass coochie, it gets hotter than
a hoochie choochie.
(35:56):
We laid rubber on a Georgiaasphalt.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Got a little crazy,
but a finger got caught.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Dive by the river on
a Friday night.
Stuck my wiener where the sundon't shine.
Talk about cars and dream aboutwomen.
Gonna give this fat bitch alittle bit of semen.
Can't wait to dive yonder onher fat ass.
Coochie Knew how much thatdizzle didn't lend to me, but I
learned how to swim and Ilearned who I was.
(36:22):
Couldn't wait till I fuckingbushed my nut.
Ha ha, yeah, damn, that's a fatass pussy.
Gonna stick my goddamn two fishin that motherfucker.
You know what I'm talking about.
What's this one?
Well, we fogged up the windowsin my old Chevy.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
It hauled her because
she was heavy.
So I set up a burger in a gravesnow cone, gave her my dingus
and a little bit of bone.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Down by the river on
a Friday night Stuck my hand in
her ass.
That was tight, Talking aboutcars and dreaming about women.
This bitch took every drop offucking semen.
Oh man, yeah, way down yonderon her fattest coochie.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Never knew how much
that pussy fucking tasted to me.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
But I learned how to
swim and I learned who I was.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Wanted to bust in her
fucking tight butt.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Oh man, yeah, baby,
roll that fucking thing over in
flour.
I want to find a wet spot.
Woo, god damn, I'm someone outa wet spot.
Woo, god damn, I want some ofthat there.
Fat ass boozy, let me see ifyou can open up this butt light
here using that fucking pussylips.
(37:33):
You know what I'm talking about.
Woo, well, way down yonder onthe fat ass coochie.
It gets hotter in the smoochiesmoochie.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
We laid rubber on the
Georgia asphalt, got my fucking
hand in there and then it gotcaught.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Oh, I was a little
bit fast, I couldn't help it.
Baby, I'm sorry, I never havethat problem, that's never
happened.
That's never happened to me.
Baby, I'm so fucking horned up.
God damn, your big old foofajust got me too excited.
I can't help it.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Fucking thing, look
like a tarantula mouth, big old
fucking hairy pussy.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Well, we fogged up
the windows in my old Chevy.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I was willing, but
this bitch was heavy so I
settled for a burger in a grapesnow cone, took her ass back and
I gave her my bone.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Time by the river on
a Friday night.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Can't wait to spread
that ham real tight, talking
about cars and dreaming aboutwomen, and I think I saw
something living in her coochie.
What the fuck yeah down theother on her badass coochie.
What the fuck yeah down theother on her bed that's coochie.
I knew how much that muddywater tasted to me.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
But I learned how to
swim.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I learned who I was A
lot about giving and a little
about.
But a lot about giving and alittle about her pussy.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, I love that
pussy.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, and I love that
pussy.
Yahoo, darling, I'm going tosay you have the nicest,
tastiest poos.
Yum you, yo, what's up?
(39:34):
Welcome back to the BestFreakin' Podcast.
Young News of my tongue up onyour dirt butt, you got that
motherfucker Now check it out.
We are back.
Hope you enjoyed that song.
It was less racist than ourother one.
Yeah that was kind of more ourspeed, if you will.
(39:59):
It was Burnin'.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
For.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
You by Blue Oyster
Cult and it was about the
holocaust, so it wasn't very.
It was not a very uplifting funsong, very horrible and uh,
yeah, just kind of yeah.
I'm so glad we changed it allright yeah so we were talking
before the break.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, so we were
talking.
Talking before the break.
Yeah, so we were talking aboutbefore the break.
Ohio State clubs it during theFiesta Bowl.
It was the semifinal, I thinkit was 2018 or something like
that.
So here we go Clubs it as theball at their own 20.
And the clubs, the playercatches it, fumbles and I think
Ohio State either scoops andscores with it or gets it deep
(40:41):
into the territory.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
And there's no sound
with this one.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
That's great.
I want sound one up top.
How is this not a catch?
Yeah, there was anothercontroversial call with
targeting that wasn't with Bosa,was it?
I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
Impact play.
I'm looking down at thequarterback in that three-point
stance on third and 19.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Lawrence Young was
getting close and the pass is
complete and fumbled and theBuckeyes pick it up and barely
get to the end zone.
There's Jordan Fuller.
They called it a catch and afumble and a scoop and score
what was that Lawrence?
Yeah, it could be reviewed, buta potential game-changing play
(41:35):
for the Scarlet and Gray.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
The one question is
was he bobbling the ball?
Is the one question?
That's what they're going to.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
I think he had fur
possession.
It took three steps.
He took three steps.
(42:04):
Dude, this haunts me.
That's why he's frustrated.
This pretty much cost us.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
He felt he was the
best defensive back in the
country this year.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
Absolutely, and he's
very deserving to think that.
How about the long arms wetalked all week, the matchup,
the Ohio State corners againstthe Clemson wide receivers and
the length Okuda knocks thatball loose he took at least two
steps and a third, half a step.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
And they called it a
complete pass.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
And I think that was.
I think clubs ended up winningthis game and I think that was.
I think clubs ended up winningthis game, but that's like the
only thing.
That's the only ref play in myrecent memory that I'm just like
, yeah, that kind of that fuckedus pretty good.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Mine is anything with
Kansas City, like I said.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
They're the worst.
They're like by far one of theworst 14-2 teams I've ever seen.
They're going to get.
They're going to lose.
Do they have the one?
They have the far one of theworst 14 to 2 teams I've ever
seen.
They're gonna get.
They're gonna lose.
Do they have the one?
They have the one seed of theafc.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
So I'm telling you
who I want to go all the way the
lions, lions.
Fuck yeah, dude.
The lions look so fucking good.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Yeah, it's ridiculous
how much talent is on that team
I, I have nothing against thelions, like whatsoever, even
though they're from michigan,and but, like I, just they're
like a Browns.
They're like what the Brownsshould be doing.
You know what I mean.
Dude, like they went and got,they invested in their
infrastructure.
(43:36):
So they got, they went theirdefense, they invested in Adrian
, that dude from Michigan.
They got him.
You know he's hurt.
But then that adrian, uh, thatdude from michigan, they got him
.
You know he's hurt.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
But then they got
like some top flight wide
receivers.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
I'm on ross brown
good jimmy or gibbs.
Then they bring in some goodveterans, david, montgomery, and
they got uh was he on the bears?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
yeah, he was on the
bears then he kills him for the
lions oh yeah, he's gonna playfor them animal teams.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
So then they bring in
a crafty but reliable rep,
Jared Goff.
Now Matthew Stafford goes, theytrade him.
They bring in Jared.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Goff, that swap was
great.
It was a good swap, man.
Yeah, because Matthew Stafforddoes pretty good for fucking LA.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
But Matthew Stafford
was their franchise guy and they
ship him off and bring in JaredGoff.
It's like okay, from LA him offand bring in jared goff.
It's like okay, I'm la.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Oh yeah, like okay,
that's your state, good swap, it
was like swap hey, this guyworked out for both teams, this
guy working for you and this guyworking for us, so let's swap.
And it worked out great becausebaker mayfield was doing pretty
good for la for a little bitafter he left the browns.
That motherfucker is justdestroying.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
It's funny.
You ever see that picture oflike that, that uh x-men
wolverine with the picture andhe's holding it like this, it's.
It's that picture both makermayfield with the, the and the
wolverine is.
It has browns colors and he'slike oh, oh, baker, we need him
back.
I still hate that fucking guy.
I like him.
He's a good nfl quarterbackthough.
(45:04):
The dude's the, the dude's gotmoxie, I'll give him that dude.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
He's like.
I've watched him almost getsacked and he's thrown out of a
sack yeah like dangerously, butdude, he'll fucking complete a
bullet.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
You put him in a good
system, you give him some good
weapons around him.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I'll do mike evans
and shit.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
yeah and uh uh.
Who's the other guy?
I got a cold so my brain ain'tworking it's not white is it.
No, it's uh.
He got hurt.
I had him on my, I had him onone of my fantasy teams.
I can't think of it, but yeah,they got him.
(45:43):
And then they uh, their runninggame is actually a little bit
better.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
They have Irving.
Yeah, they have Irving, michaelIrving, isn't that his name?
Speaker 4 (45:51):
No, Bucky, oh, bucky,
irving yeah the rookie.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, bucky Irving,
he was the one you picked up.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yeah, he was that
rookie, they got.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Then they have uh
rashid white.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
So they yeah, there
was a white in there.
There's some whites in there, abucks, I think he's a buck, so,
dude, I watched um.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
I watched a new movie
oh, new movie discussion all
right.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Oh, I showed sarah
that uh the boy in the striped
pajamas movie.
That's.
That's sad, dude.
It was so sad she listened toour podcast where she goes oh
man, now you're ruining it.
Speaker 8 (46:28):
I was like nah.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
I said it's still
worth a watch and we watched it
and she's like my daughterwatched it with us and she stood
up and she goes.
Her eyes were all fucking like.
I've never seen her like that.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Like what the fuck
like it shook her like what the
fuck did?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
I just watch, yeah,
damn dude, and I'm like kid.
I said, uh, she goes.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
It was really sad I
said you want to watch it again.
She goes no hello.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I do not want to live
through that but I watched a
movie called juror, number twookay and it is on hbo max and
it's clint eastwood movie andthis movie is phenomenal.
It's brand new, just came outand I remember seeing the
trailer and I was like, dude, Ican't wait to watch it.
Okay, so the premise of themovie is that there's this guy.
He has jury duty on a murdercase of this guy being accused
(47:17):
of murdering his girlfriend.
They get in a fight at the bar.
He follows her and people thinkthat he kills her.
Okay okay the juror remembersbeing at the bar when that dude
had a fight, remembers leavingthe bar and wasn't paying
(47:37):
attention to what he was driving, and he thinks he hit a deer
and hit it over the railing andhe tried to look and he couldn't
see anything.
So it was dark out and it wasraining and so he's figuring out
that he's the one that killedthe girl.
What a twist.
So he has a dilemma because hehas a wife that's Leah Thompson.
(48:00):
Leah Thompson's daughter playsthe wife.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
And they're about to
have a baby, and he was talking
to his buddy and he finds outthat he is facing 30 years
mandatory in prison if he wouldcome out and confess.
So it's either send thisinnocent man to prison yeah,
save yourself or confess andthen not be with your family and
(48:24):
be 30 years in prison but sayit's quite a moral dilemma so
that's what it is, and it'sreally a really good, fucking,
very, very good twist, becauseyou, you, you hope, you hope,
and you know you're like man.
What's this guy gonna do?
Um, so it's just really cool towait and see what he does
(48:45):
towards the end.
It's awesome, Very good movie.
It's on Max and it's free.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
I have.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Max.
Well worth the watch,phenomenal.
You know, I also kind of likeClint Eastwood movies.
Dude, I don't like ClintEastwood.
Gran Torino is one of myfavorites.
I love Gran Torino, my brotherJustin.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
You know my, uh, my
brother Justin is, I think, or
my dad is a big Eastwood fan, Iforget.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Not the like Eastwood
fucking Westerns.
I'm calling you out Eastwood,Like the one with him in the.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
I can't think of
Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
I'll think of back to
the future.
I like the one with him in the.
Was it the black guy orsomething?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
The good, the bad and
the ugly.
I don't know.
No, that that's an Eastwoodmovie, ain't?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
it.
What's a Clint Eastwood moviewhere him teams up with a black
dude Speaking?
Speaker 4 (49:27):
of Westerns.
I saw there was a movie kind ofgoing through my reels.
It was like a gunslinger movie,like a draw gunslinger movie.
It had Gene Hackman and LeoDiCaprio in it.
I want to find it and watch it,but I can't find what it was
called.
It looked interesting like ayoung leo dicaprio, like really
(49:49):
young, like romeo and julietwrote like leo dicaprio.
I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
There it is, I found
it.
It's uh, the clean sweep, moviewith movie with him and the
black dude.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Fuck me dude.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (50:10):
set that up to do it
that way?
Yes, I did.
I didn't know what the fuck youwere talking about.
Not a lot of people probablydid.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
I'm not going to say
what he showed me Now, if you
know, you know.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah, if you know me,
you know, if you know, you know
.
But we're not gonna say yeah,but um, I don't know.
I uh a lot of love, gran torino, gran torino's fucking gran
turismo gran turismo.
Uh, sarah and her mom went tosee that bob dylan movie.
Oh yeah, I'm good dude thequick of the dead you ever heard
(50:47):
of this movie?
Yes, and that movie isphenomenal.
Are you talking about with leodicaprio?
Yeah yeah, it's fucking great.
I've never seen it.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Tombstone's another
good one what do you want on
your tombstone cheese andpepperoni classic commercial?
You ever see that oldcommercial, those old Tombstone
commercials.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Oh, we never even
thought to look up that fucking
Mel Brooks movie that we neverseen.
Remember I was asking you aboutit.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Oh man, I'm going to
look up Mel Brooks real quick
and see what that movie was.
It was a 1991 Mel Brooks movieand, no joke, we've seen a lot
of Mel Brooks movies.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Life Stakes.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
That's it.
Oh my God, it looks awesome.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
I'll do a watch this
trailer.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, I want to see
this Zooming in Gentlemen let's
go to work.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
Mel Brooks is Goddard
Bolt, a ruthless tycoon who
never gives much thought to thelittle guy until he makes a
dangerous bet Bet that you couldsurvive down here without using
any of your resources for 30days, and if you do it, you get
my half of the property, the guyfrom Mr Wow.
You don't do it, I'm going toget yours.
Speaker 7 (52:04):
I can do it.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
You can't do it.
Oh dude, You'll never make it.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Take it all.
That dude's a mannequin.
You won't need anything.
Speaker 6 (52:11):
And you won't need
this either.
Now can he survive on thestreets without his money?
Speaker 7 (52:18):
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Get away from my car.
What are you doing?
I'm just cleaning a windshield,sir, Cleaning my windshield.
You made it worse Ew Is thatbetter.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
Hot too, hot too,
ziggy-da-bing, ba-boom hot too.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
Can he dance for his
dinner?
Hot too, hot too.
Ziggy-da-bing, ba-boom, hot too.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Hot too.
Hot too.
Ziggy-da-bing, ba-boom, hot too.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
And just when things
look their worst, he meets a bag
lady and finds love in thestrangest of places.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Hurry, hurry.
I'm going as fast as I can.
I want you.
What the fuck, where are you?
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Where are you?
I hope I've never seen this.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (53:02):
And I've amassed 6.5.
You didn't, i5.
You didn't, I did, you didn't Idid.
Life is strange.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Maybe it's because
I'm richer, but mostly Life
stinks, life stinks.
Speaker 9 (53:23):
Life stinks, life
stinks, life stinks.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
Life stinks.
Mel Brooks, Leslie Ann Warren.
This is stinks You'll neverknow how much this project
excites me Talk about deep cutman.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
I've never heard of
this, and it looks amazing.
Speaker 9 (53:43):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Where are you?
It's pulling back your fuckinglayers, dude.
Like, where are you so good?
It's like, dude, it was a poston I'm like what there's a mel
brooks film I haven't seen.
The fuck is going on.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
That is a deep cut.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Mel brooks movie I've
never heard of this movie, have
we never heard of this, I knowI thought we were, like mel
brooks, aficionados.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
I guess not well, you
more than me, I just uh, yeah,
I know right, it's like like Ithought I was smart, like, oh, I
like the producers.
People are like, oh, what?
Like, oh, you have to see theproducers.
Matthew roderick great movieyeah, I've never seen it.
Oh, dude, watch it seriously.
Well, I have it oh, dude, watchit it's hilarious.
Oh, the springtime for hitler.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
See this, it's got 25
of rotten tomato.
Oh then you know it's good.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
Oh, you know, it's
fucking good then if rotten
tomato says it's bad.
You know it has to be germany.
How come they get to do it?
(54:49):
See, they did it, funny thoughwe just we went a really bad
direction with ours.
I fucking love it, dude.
Come enjoy the nazi party.
Oh, it's a parody dude, Ifucking uh.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
I still got the
collection your brother got me
for my birthday when I worked atthe old level up store mel
brooks collection.
Speaker 4 (55:12):
I'll never get rid of
it the blu-ray nice.
But I saw that, uh, they're notgonna be making blu-ray players
anymore pioneer or somebody,they're not making blu-rays, no
more really the players onlylike sony with their ps5
consoles also.
That's the only way you can geta blu-ray player good, I don't
know what that means people aregonna buy ps3s ps3s, ps3s, ps4s
(55:36):
they're gonna be cheap options,it's boy.
It's interesting to see.
To me it's like people aregonna.
They're getting so far awayfrom physical media.
It makes me wonder that 10, 15years from now people are gonna
be like, oh man, we want it backyeah, but the only thing you
know what?
Speaker 2 (55:51):
the problem is,
manufacturers aren't gonna do it
though here's the here's thehere's what I see and I know
this is kind of very huge umtheorist.
You know, conspiracy,conspiracy, shit.
I see it going away yeah and usnot really having a choice of
what we get to watch.
You just watch whatever theywant you to watch I don't know
that's I mean with it.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
That's true, with
with it, be it digitized, like
they control it like.
Do you want to watch it?
Speaker 2 (56:18):
well, only we let you
watch it yeah, yeah, no, no,
that that's not conspiracyprices.
Watch the prices.
Speaker 4 (56:23):
That's not a
conspiracy theory that that's
100, it's control, it's yeah,it's whatever they want you to
watch and I worry about moneytoo.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
I worry about cash
going away because of that too.
Same thing I worry about thingsyou're seeing.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
You're starting to
see a systematic shift away from
cash it is, and like big time.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
No joke like we.
It's scary, it is.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
It's not scary yet
scary, scary yeah, but I've
already kind of conformed tothat, because I don't I don't
use cash.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
So for the most part,
I don't mean for the most part
but.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
But I mean, it's just
like oh, you give me this
little plastic thing thatconnects to my cash and I don't
ever have to go anywhere withcash and if I get robbed I can
just cancel my card and my cashis still there, oh okay.
Oh wait, somebody scanned meonline.
Now my cash is gone.
Shit, god damn it.
So he fished me.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
Motherfucker, son of
a bitch or they got the machine
things where you can put button.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Oh, I'll tell you
what man where whenever I go to
a gas station, whether I'm in myown hometown or fucking
cleveland or I always fuckingwiggle on anything that has a
chip reader, like a gas, like apump, I owe it or like, I always
just wiggle it just to makesure that there's no fucking
scammer things on it or thescammers, you know what I mean
(57:41):
because they look really.
They look legit some of them.
So it's like I always just tugon it, just give it a tug.
I like to give myself a littletug here and there.
Yeah, me too, buddy.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
But you just hell,
even in your own hometown, on
those gas pumps, dude, you gotto watch it, Especially if they
don't have like now Kroger's.
You know K gotta watch it,especially if they don't have
like now kroger's.
Look, you know, kroger's hastheir own proprietary kind of
chip reader that doesn't looklike it can't be like skid, but
they probably are, they probablyhave.
So you just don't know.
But how people can just stealyour fucking card information,
(58:19):
just with the like a, with likea smartphone, with, uh, that rID
thing, they could come up toyour wallet and go boop.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
That's why they got
those.
Speaker 4 (58:28):
They got those
wallets that prevent that.
But people could just come upto you and go boop to steal your
shit right from your fuckingwallet With it.
You know if they got those, ifyou have your RFID chip.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
Is it the chip, or is
it the wire, or is it the the
tap reader?
It's, but I think it's both,because I was gonna say I have
chip but I don't have tapreading cards yeah mine, I can't
tap, I think it's the tap topay, that they could just come
and just like the phone.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
Like kids, they have
some sort of like system, like
thing on your other phones orwhatever device they have.
They could just tap like, comeclose, I don't think they have
to get that close to you andthey could.
They could get your informationoff of it, off the the like the
rfid chip.
So it's like it doesn't matterwhere you go, it can happen to
(59:17):
you.
So that's why you have to watch.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
So much nicer back in
the day when you just get
stabbed and they'd steal.
Yeah, they just did.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
That's it, that's the
end of it.
Then you don't have to worryabout, you know, getting a new
bank account, getting a new card, switching all your bills over,
all out of cash.
You're just out of cash andthat's it.
You can't.
You have no way home, so youhave to.
You know, blow.
You know the rule, theunwritten rule, of the road to
get home.
You followed the book.
Oh, yes, I live my life by thebook.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
You followed the book
.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
You followed the book
.
Oh yes, well, you picked us up,didn't you?
You picked us up, didn't you?
I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
No more, harry Bush
nuns Fucking.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
Carrie Fisher, dude,
that's so funny.
George Carlin, dude.
Were they making a sequel toDogma?
Did I hear that correctly?
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I heard they were.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
I hear a lot of you
ask you news.
That's not necessarily true,but they did come out with
Clerks 3.
Very depressing movie.
I didn't think it was it'sgreat, but it's good but it's a
very good movie.
I think two.
I like two the best, but one'sgreat one is, you know, the
dialogue and one is just so wellwritten.
(01:00:28):
But I just like two is a bettermovie overall.
It's almost like major leaguewanted to major league.
One I think is a is funnier asfar as the dialogue, but two I
think is more quotable.
So I don't know, that's just.
They're both great movies.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Springtime.
By the way, I got my Dude.
I'm thinking about going allout as soon as I get the first
place winnings or whatever, I'mgoing all out, dude.
I've already got a trophypicked out.
I've already got the nameplateon it and it's going to have the
score and everything from mineand Justin's game.
Fuck yeah, dude, I like thatDude.
(01:01:04):
Okay it, and it's gonna have.
It's gonna have the score andeverything from mine and
justin's game.
Yeah, dude, I like that um dude,okay, here I'll show you.
And then I'm also looking for abanner, and I also I thought
about getting a shirt too why,not fuck yeah, I'm going all out
because I don't your firstundisputed national championship
.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
You got to go all out
on it here.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Okay.
So my thing will say 2024bopple champion the sugar
daddy's coach, jason sugar,quote who's your daddy.
And then 87, 86 over aristocatsnice go see yeah, it just shows
right, there is that.
Okay, that's the face plate,that's the face plate.
Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
That's a trophy too
yeah, I like it, dude, dude, it
looks like a Super Bowl trophy,bro, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
And then I'm getting
this ring.
It's only $20.
Okay, so not as fancy as theother one, but it's red and it's
got the fantasy football.
And then I'm looking at bannerstoo, because I want it to hang
in the front window above it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Yeah, so I want it to
hang from the curtain rod.
I think Trophy Smack makesbanners for fantasy football
champions.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
They do on here too,
on Amazon, but I haven't.
And then, like, a lot of thet-shirts are condescending.
I don't want to becondescending.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
I want to be, you
know, a sportsmanship, so I want
to be 2024 all, and I wantedone that was customized so I
could oh, hey, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
All that's sweet,
there you go.
Design your own banner.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
60 I'd have to get
that fucking uh logo that from
you dude, I could, I could sendthat to you, bro dude that'd be
legit hey, they also averagejoe's they got average joe's
dude.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Oh, you can put
full-blown fucking pictures on
this dude yeah, that's legit bro, 60 bucks what's the site.
Uh, trophy smack.
This is where I got our our bigtrophy.
This is the site I got our bigtrophy from.
No shit.
Yeah, dude, if I ever win again, this is what I'm getting.
(01:03:10):
If I can find it, they stillhave it.
I like that acrylic.
Oh, here it is.
This is what I'm getting, dude,this championship belt.
Look at this fucking thing, man.
Look at the scale.
(01:03:30):
Look at that thing.
Look how big that fucking thingis.
That's what she said.
Look at that, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
It's too out of my
price range, dude, that's a lot
of money for me.
Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
I would buy it 100%.
I would use half of my winningsand then I would use half of my
own money.
Look how big this thing is.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Look, it's a monster,
you'd have to wear it to the
draft.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Yeah, see, they got
loser awards too.
Jay, they got a singlet, Ithink.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
What's that?
What is that?
The top left what is that?
Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Is it a ball sack?
It's a sacko, it's like a ballsack.
I think, jesus, I like our, Ilike our uh toilet bowl.
Yeah, loser parking, it's theloser.
I kind of like the siglet.
That's kind of funny.
(01:04:25):
Oh, loser doormat, that's kindof see.
I'll loser on board, loser onboard.
There's the toilet bowl they see, they got a toilet too.
See, I don't buy these becauseit's not like I mean it draws
attention.
They even got these becauseit's not like I mean it draws
(01:04:46):
attention.
They even got a belt it's alittle belt.
They got a beer.
They have a ribbon.
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Participation, oh
dude, here you got a toilet seat
, bro.
Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
What's it say?
I suck at fantasy and you canwrite the loser names.
I think the other site'sawesome.
They really like they've grown,dude.
They have a sponsorship with uhb-dubs and like if you do the
fantasy football thing now withB-dubs, they'll give you a
(01:05:24):
fucking ring for the champion.
But it says like B-dubs on itthough, like B-dubs fantasy
football champion.
I was like the ring was heavyas fuck, like dude, this thing
was massive.
It was like this big around.
It's like Jesus, fucking Christ, they got the chains.
I'm not big on this your logohere though.
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
That logo one, this
one.
Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Yeah, that'd be cool
be cool to pull our logo.
So yeah, we got sweet logos now.
So yeah, but yeah, so yeah,we're going, uh, get on all time
here, so and I need to rest myvoice because it's starting to
hurt a little bit yeah, do youhave any departing words?
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
before we end this, I
would like to say thank you to
everybody that listens and sorrywe didn't get to do a phone
call this week.
We were I was going to.
Glad I got to talk about themovie Um and I'm glad we changed
directions on our song yeah, metoo dude, I'm not kidding dude,
so fucking like yeah oh, my god, so much it like so much guilt
(01:06:35):
in that song and I'm like, yeah,dude, john didn't even keep it
for the b-sides, he just no,it's gone, I totally it's.
Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
I didn't even save it
.
It it's completely gone.
It's kaput, kaput.
Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah, pretty much.
Let's just face it I'm kaput.
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Let's just face it,
I'm so tired.
Yeah, so we appreciateeveryone's listening to the
podcast, all your listenershipback in the day day podcastcom
for a little while.
Actually, it auto-renewed so Ihave it for a whole nother year.
So I may just redirect it toour youtube page.
(01:07:12):
So when we get to that point,so uh, yeah, streaming's coming.
Uh, we're just finalizing thedetails.
We did that tonight and uh,yeah, we, we appreciate everyone
who's been listening and it'sjust been kept going with us.
We're gonna keep going and wegot new things in store and then
no, this time we're for real,we're not like one of those.
(01:07:33):
Oh yeah, we're gonna do thisand we don't do it, but yeah, oh
yeah, like we did before.
Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
We've done before,
but uh shit, dude yeah, but this
time it's happening.
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
So, uh, yeah.
With that being said, we'll seeyou guys next week.
I'm job rickner and I'm jasonscherger and vita's aid have a
good night to y'all.