Episode 155: Restaurant Rankings Bonanza!!

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Let's rock yo what's up.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's every day with john and j.
How's it going?
Everybody Well.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Jay is not here, but Mr, what is that?
What the fuck was that term?
God damn it.
I had it in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
two seconds ago, mr.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Bigglesworth no, what was that, mr Schnitzel?
Mr Schnitzel.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
This is Mr Schnitzel, mr Schneebly schnitzel.
This is mr schnitzel snibley.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, I went to uh walmart tonight and by shake and
bake there's a shake and bakelike style item called mr
schnitzel.
Mr schnitzel, it's called mrschnitzel is it?
oh okay, I don't know, but I waslike that's a new name for my
penis, mr schnitzel schnitzel inyour schnauzer oh my god okay,

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so yesterday, um, when our theother day it was he knows um,
not yesterday, it was uh sunday,when I was cruising around
going to, uh, you know, help mycousin or my nephew, not my
cousin, cousin.
Jesus Christ, help my nephew.
I was listening to one of ourold podcasts, which is number 83
.
Holy crap With Isaac Best.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Oh, okay, wow, and.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oush Fitness was on there.
Was it really?
And we were talking about?
Yeah, it was Oush Fitness, yeah, Oush Fitness.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Nice Oush Fitness.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So we were listening to that.
So I was listening to that andit was uh, just reminiscing on
how awesome of an episode,because the episode was so good
it was.
Uh, we were talking about allof my mishaps at mcdonald's and
shit like that and and how likeyou were surprised I didn't get

(03:24):
fired, and shit like I'm astutenowadays, you would have been
sacked a long time ago.
No, for all the tomfool youthink it's no they would let
them, they would, I would getaway with a lot more these days
back then.
Oh yeah, back then we had goodworkers, dude, it's true.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now it's people just suck I tell you it's maybe I
just maybe I'm old and orbecause of the level of respect
that was commanded of us forcustomers when we worked at
mcdonald's.
But dude, it is.
It's hard to even get a smilefrom people from like from
restaurants and and or from,like, fast food restaurants.

(04:00):
It's just like here, get thefuck out of here.
This is, is it?
I mean, it's like I I honestlydon't care if the food's right
in the bag.
I you could actually call me amotherfucker and I really
wouldn't give two shits, butit's just like an observation.
I've noticed that like yeah,it's, it's almost like I go to
wendy's.
It's like, yeah, this one feelslike like, what do you want?

(04:23):
Uh, okay, oh, this is what kindof bringing this on?
So Wendy's has two for set, hasthe two for seven, so it's like
two chicken sandwiches or twosingles, or two 10 pieces, I
think, or something like that.
Two, two for seven.
This is, I don't know.
It's just a weird Wendy's thingor what.
Okay, so what, I order twochicken sandwiches, wendy's

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thing, or okay, so what.
I order two chicken sandwichesyou would have.
You would think maybe I'm wronghere that it's on the two for
seven menu.
No, you have to specify youwant it on the two for seven,
because if you don't, they'llorder it at full price and I'm
like I just can't believe twofor seven is a special.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, it is now fucking ridiculous.
Two, two sandwiches, two yeahfor wendy's wow, three dollars
and fifty cents a fuckingsandwich.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
You're getting a deal , bud I don't know for wendy's,
I think that's a deal, but uh,that's.
It used to be two for six.
I remember way back when,remember two for fives were like
it right, that that was it.
It was like two for five waswhere it's at.
But anyway, you have to specify.
You want the, the special quote, unquote.
If not there, they will orderit at the normal price.

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I'm like aren't the chickensandwiches at two, the two for
seven?
She's like, yeah, but you haveto specify you want the two for
seven oh, you can't just assumethat on your no, you can't yeah,
because I'm

Speaker 2 (05:47):
sure they can't either, or I'm sure people are
fighting you to pay more uh, youhave to put, you have to
specify.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Oh, let's see here.
Do I want the special at twofor seven, or do I want to pay
seven, eight dollars a piece fora chicken sandwich boy?
I just feel like paying moremoney to dave thomas's family
you know, here's the thing, manit.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
What really sucks is that we, we and I know this is
speaking- I know people are likeget over it.
Well, I'm pretty sure a lot ofpeople are like, hey, you know,
yeah, because we live within aself-entitled generation right
now, that is, who's running ourfast food restaurants and stuff.
Don't get me wrong, dude, thereare some gems in there that are

(06:32):
, you know, like there's somegood workers and things like
that.
But the values and work ethicof the past, it's just that it's
in the past.
There's not a lot of that goingaround anymore, and I know I
sound like old man you soundlike an old man yelling at the
cloud I do and I will I'll bethat old man, I don't give a

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fuck, you know.
I just I don't know, man, andyou know, be one thing if you,
if you know you work at wendy'sor a fast food restaurant, and I
never worked there, but I'veworked there before, so I know
exactly what I'm talking about,you know?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
like it's not a I'm sure things you know.
The thing is, a lot of thesemanagers managers are like
people like us, though, or notlike us, us, but like millennial
people or older or like thoseare people kind of managing shit
.
So it's like I don't knowbackbone.
There's no fucking backbone.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's like I told sarah because, because Sarah has
the same problem in herworkplace and I said you know
what I said your workplacewouldn't last with me, it
wouldn't like the workerswouldn't last Because the one
thing that as a person running ajoint or running a place, you
have to be ready to workwhatever you have to work to get

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the shit done.
So if somebody's like you, haveto be ready to work whatever
you have to work to get the shitdone.
So if somebody is like you knowwhat?
If somebody wants to butt headswith you and be like hey,
listen, um, you know what Idon't feel like coming into work
today.
Well then, don't fucking comein tomorrow and don't come in
the rest of your schedule.
I'll work your hours.
Fuck you, you're out, andthat's what I do at level up.
That's how I would run it.

(08:06):
I don't care if you can't comeinto work, can't show up on time
.
If I can't rely on you, thendon't let the fucking door hit
you.
Where you're split bud, I don'tgive a fuck, I'll work speaking
to that.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I don't know if you want to discuss this publicly,
but did it?
Did you have a meeting with alawyer this week.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
No, it'd be the 29th oh, it's.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh, it's okay.
Okay.
Well, I didn't know if that wasthis weekend or not this week,
but if it was this week or what,no, it'll be the 29th.
Oh, you got it oh okay, yeah,well, sometimes like public
disclosure and blah blah.
People don't like you know blahblah.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I don't know what the laws are with that, but um no,
my lawyer said that I can talkto people.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Oh, okay, yeah I was gonna say something.
Oh, you know, at restaurants,like sit down restaurants, I
don't, I don't get that kind ofsame feeling.
No, like I feel like I getpretty good service everywhere.
I go for the most part,probably about 90 of the time,
you know why?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
because they have to earn that extra.
They earn that tip you knowyeah and I think that's the one
good thing about tipping is itkeeps, it does, does keep the
service industry still prettydecent and good, whereas
unfortunately, like a lot ofthese other fast food, they're
already making their money.
They don't give a fuck, theydon't give a shit whether you're

(09:17):
happy, they don't care, it'snot their fucking money.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's interesting you go to McDonald's, it's just they
don't even have to.
I'll be like it's interesting,like you go to mcdonald's and
it's just they don't even haveto take orders out up front
anymore, like they don't have todeal with that anymore, it's
all through kiosk and they justyell at you when your order's up
the void of like it's just it'sjust technology, okay.
And here's another thing I kindof want to and again this is
probably just nostalgia kick in.

(09:42):
What happened to all of thesefast food restaurants?
They look so bland andcontemporary.
Mcdonald's used to be so bright.
It appealed to children andkids and stuff and families.
Now it just looks like a coffeehouse or a drabby contemporary

(10:04):
Lots of edges, lots of squares.
You know what I mean.
Like a drabby contemporary lotsof edges, lots of squares.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You know what you know I'm talking about you know
I don't like the fact you can'tsee in the kitchen anymore.
I don't like I would have.
I would have loved that when Iworked you know what it is?
It's called being a slob it'slike so, rather than clean, it's
almost like clean up the messor cover it up, and I think they
just kind of covered it up iswhat they did.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
It's just, I don't know, man, it just and it's just
like all all these, like liketaco, bell and wendy's and all
these places like they.
They've gone through throughlike the, the design and the
architecture of restaurants inthe 80s and even into the early
90s was was just so much better,vibrant and vibrant, colorful,

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full of character and life.
Now it's just like it's justnowadays.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
It kind of represents how things are now fucking
drabby, full of angles andsquares you know, I don't
understand doing that too,because you want people to be
happy when they come to yourrestaurant and when it's vibrant
and colorful, your mood'sbetter.
But if you go in there andyou're eating a fucking sandwich
in a dark corner, they want youto get your food and get the

(11:12):
fuck out is what they want yeah,they should want you to enjoy
it, so you come back.
They don't?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
they don't want you to come inside.
It seems like there's asystematic shit going away from
people sitting and enjoying thefood.
They want you to get it.
Tap your fucking shit in theorder, stand there and wait for
it and get the fuck out of here.
They even at post-covid, itseems that, like mcdonald's and
all these other fast foodrestaurants, want you to use

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drive-thru or pickup or you know, or curbside or any of that
stuff, because that way they canpump more orders through and
more people through.
You know it's itide or any ofthat stuff, because that way
they could pump more ordersthrough and more people through.
You know it's.
It's like that way.
And then another thing theydon't have to sit here and use
manpower to clean up a lobby orclean up.
Clean up at, you know, liketables and chairs and shit hell.

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They took the pot, the sodafountain, out of mcdonald's in
the lobby.
It's like now, wendy's has beendoing that since day one,
whatever, but mcdonald's in thelobby, it's like now, wendy's
has been doing that since dayone, whatever, but mcdonald's
they, they put it out.
Was it the early 90s?
They put like soda out in thelobby.
Now it's just one more thingthey can control and they don't
have to fuck with, and clean,but now they got to get our

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fucking drinks now they have to.
Well, and I think that kind ofgoes back to they don't want you
to stay there longer than onedrink.
They want you to get yourinitial soda and they don't want
, they think it's aninconvenience for you to go up
to the counter where there's noone.
There's nobody ever up at thatcounter.
Those kids, those people arebehind that fucking wall and you

(12:41):
have to stand there forever toget anyone's, especially if it's
later in the night.
You might as well forget it.
You know it's not and you it'sjust whatever.
And you know what I do.
I call them just not, I, I justknock on the fucking I should
bring a bell in no one of thoseding ding ding, ding.
Now to avoid all this, we couldjust go eat at home.

(13:04):
But who wants to do that?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
if everybody ate at home, there wouldn't be a
mcdonald's, that's true yeah, sohere's the you know, like,
don't you hate when peoplefucking tell you that, though,
like you go to a restaurant andyou expect a certain type you
you want good service.
And then when you say, hey, Ididn't get good service,
everyone's reaction is, well,you could just eat at home.
Yeah, I could have ate at home.

(13:27):
But guess what?
I have expendable income thatyou probably don't have, and I
want to enjoy my expendableincome at all at a restaurant oh
well, so I could have ate athome, but you know what?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
but I did it.
I don't have to, it's our, it'sall right so bitter, I sound so
bitter.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
No, I agree 100.
I hate when people tell me thatfuck you and your judgment yeah
, it's like no.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
And you got three kids and you could have wore a
condom.
Fuck you douche who gives ashit.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, it's like yeah, I have okay, I have expectable
income and I want to enjoy itwhere I want to enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
This would be one of them sound clips.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
I'm sorry mr perfect, mr perfect, I forgot you don't
make any mistakes.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I was thinking of the whole time but if I go to like
I, I know people are gonna belike whatever jerk off if I go
to like cable guy.
Jerk off if I go to likecheesecake factory or like or uh
, longhorn or anywhere like itlike a mid-scale kind of

(14:30):
restaurant upper mid-scale yes,longhorn and texas roadhouse.
A cheesecake factory to me ismore of on the upper echelon of
dining they are.
They're a little, they'rehigher price and uh to me, I
always get accessible service,so it is like olive garden
another one.
I.
I love olive.
I get great service.
I always get great service atolive garden and it's like the

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sit-down restaurants are likejust night and day from fast
food restaurants and I get it.
It's kind of they are differentin a way.
But you know what, to me you'restill providing a service and
you still want, if you, if I getgood service, it's gonna make
me want to come back to yourestablishment again.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, let's do let's do the official john and
jay, fast food and dine-inrankings so we have to do two
separate ones.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
So we'll do what a fast food one and a and a yes,
and a dining sit down okay.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
So let's, do you want to do fast food first?
Yeah, let's do fast food first,okay so in.
In our town we have um, let'sgo through.
And we got arby's, we've gottaco bell taco bell.
We have burger king we have.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
We have panda express panda express.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
We have long john sil Silver's and KFC in the mix,
then McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Leash Chicken.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Leash Chicken Wendy's .
Is there any other ones?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
As far as fast food, I think that's it.
Yeah, I think that's everything.
Wish we had a Hardee's still,but anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Nope, that's in upper now.
Okay, so ranking that's sevenof them.
Okay, okay, food-wise.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Okay, like food-wise.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Okay, who's got the best quality in food, would you
say, out of all those?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I'm going to go.
I really like Wendy's' food.
It's always good.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Wendy's is a really good one.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Wendy's usually gives me fresh food whenever I go,
and it's usually on the money.
So I'll say Wendy's is mynumber one for quality.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay, who's the worst in quality?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Oh, who's the worst at quality Burger King Burger.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
King.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Burger King hands down.
Actually, I'll give Burger Kingsome credit, though they
actually really have come backlately, because the last few
times I've been there the frieshave actually been really good.
Burger king fries are dog shitif they're cold.
Mcdonald's I could musclethrough them if they're cold,
but burger king you forget aboutit.
But I'll say, I'll say burgerking, because I've gone through

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there a few times and it wasjust not very good I'd say food
quality for me is a tie betweenlee's I was gonna put lee's as
two.
No, my number two or arby's.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Arby's is always good shit I've never had bad, arby's
good, I put.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I put that as like third and then um lowest, for me
would probably be mcdonald'sI'm gonna be up there I'd say
either mcdonald's or uh, or longjohn silvers I don't like
seafood anyway, so it's kind ofan na for me with long john

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silvers.
But kfc is just not.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I would say I put, I grouped them in the same
category, just like yeah becauseno joke, like my problem with
long john silvers and and I'vetalked to people that work there
long john silvers and kfc whenthey're mixed together yeah when
you order.
If you look on the long johnsilver side you'll be like, oh
cool, there's a fish and chickenbasket.
I want to get that.
Okay cool because I get chickenfrom, hopefully, kfc and I get

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long john silvers fish, but it's.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
It's a long john silvers chicken, yeah and it is.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
That doesn't make sense I want kfc.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Give me the kfc chicken now.
If you take the kfc chicken andput it with the long john
silver I'm fucking done.
Why can't it do I, can't theydo that?
That steps the fucking gamethat doesn't make sense.
It's literally right therewhat's the point mixing them if
they can't mix them?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
well, I would.
I would launch out silvers withthe, with the kfc there provide
its own chicken.
That that that's.
That's a mess, that's a hugemess.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
It is so like huge, unfortunately, with long john
silvers chicken.
They're not known for chicken.
It's over breaded, it's veryover breaded, it's so bad it's
like that real cakey, fuckingthick breading.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
I I hate it so but what would you constitute as
five guys?
A sit-down restaurant or fastfood?
God, it's kind of a hybrid.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I would say sit-down, I would say, if you're calling
Panda Express, if you're callingfast food, fast food, you need
to call five guys, guys, fastfood, oh, it'd be like raising
canes and chick-fil-a and stufftoo.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah but I'm talking about around here, dude, oh, oh,
just in tiffin.
Oh, I thought we were talkingabout in general no, if we're
going in general dude I'm going,let's do it I like captain d's
a lot I've never had.
I say I'm not a big seafood guy, so, um, there's not even a
captain d's in finley anymore,is there?
Yeah, oh, it's still there.
Yeah, you sure, I think so.
I could have swore.
I drove by it on 224 and it'snot long ago this is like not

(19:28):
too long ago.
I'm pretty sure it's somethingelse now, because it was there
or maybe I'm wrong, a couplemonths ago, oh maybe, okay,
maybe I'm thinking of somethingelse man?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I hope not.
I mean it's disappointing.
I just ruined jay's night, butum, I wouldn't put that number
one, but like I'd say, let's doit overall kind of overall.
Overall my favorite fast foodgod dude, that's tough because
it's, there's rallies, it'sreally good rally five for
quality.
It's five guys 110 I'd say myfavorite is probably raisin

(20:00):
canes raisin canes is okay, Ifucking love raisin canes with
that garlic bread dude.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Oh my god, I always double.
Do you do anything better thanI hate coleslaw?
So I always double up on thebread.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
So oh, dude, and it's fucking amazing, then you dip
that shit, you know people arealways like, oh, the the
chicken's mid, I go.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Well, I think they do that on purpose because, like
they don't season it, they don'tseason the breading.
I go.
I think that's done by designto let the the uh sauce come
through, because I think thesauce is kind of the one of the
key components and, yeah, if youjust eat the chicken fingers
like by themselves, yeah, it's alittle bland.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I would say grand total, like I would even I would
put chick-fil-a next.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Oh, yeah, I love, I love five guys five guys is
amazing.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's expensive it is it is a little pricey but it's
worth it.
It's really good.
Like for quick burger.
It's probably one of the bestburgers you can get quickly, you
know yeah um, they sit thereand they hand smash it they
chick-fil-a is fucking likechicken sandwich with the
pickles and shit good holy balls, dude.
So and then raising canes gotthe chicken.
Oh man, I love raising kingsnumber one.

(21:04):
You already know we're ohiostate fans.
Going into raising canes it'slike oh yeah, they got like a
ohio state fucking yeah, they'responsoring, they sponsor.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh, that's right they do, don't they?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
and then they also have disco balls in the ceiling,
that shit dude, I think it'sneat, but it'd be five guys one
chick-fil-a, two.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Um, I like raisin canes, but they don't really
crack my top four per se.
Um, I would say leashed chickenis like three.
Uh, yeah, that would be my topthree, but yeah, but I like
raisin canes, so it's, it'spretty good yeah, I'd say, uh,

(21:42):
I'd say raising canes overall,what?
What do you hate overall?
Like well, as far as the worst,yeah, like the worst, like
what's a place.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
You just really quality wise, I would say.
I would say quality wise, Ihave to be mcdonald's bro.
Yeah, it really is, and maybe Idon't know if that's due to me
like, because that's what we atea lot as kids.
Yeah, we like we workmcdonald's bro, yeah it really
is, and maybe I don't know ifthat's due to me like, because
that's what we ate a lot as kids.
Yeah, we like we work.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Mcdonald's tasted better, as maybe it's just our
palates have changed.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I think you just never know what you're gonna get
.
Are you gonna get?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
stale fries are you?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
gonna get good fries.
Is your burger gonna be fresh?
Is it gonna be shit?
Now, here's the difference.
Okay, different times of day isdifferent.
Mcdonald's breakfast s tieralways hits fucking it's always
good and I'm gonna say this Idon't think you're not a big fan
of the croissant, which are youat burger king.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, it just tastes so fake I fucking love the I'm
not saying, I don't like it I'mjust saying it compared to
mcdonald's all the breakfast andfast food.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I'm gonna say like all of them are really you like
wendy's, you like wendy's, I doI do.
What about taco bell'sbreakfast?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
taco bell's breakfast is really good to see to me if
I'm out and about in a morningwhere I'm actually for once out
and about in the morning, and ifI gotta choose breakfast, I'm
going to mcdonald's 100 of thetime.
What do you get?
What do I get?
Bagel, sandwich, steak, egg andcheese.
Oh, I can't do the steak cakeanymore.
I get like the.
They actually have a sausage,egg and cheese bagel now nice,

(23:07):
and I get that sometimes or I'llsausage egg mcmuffin I love, I
love those dude.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
I was addicted to those for a while.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I gotta have to get if I feel real froggy like, if I
feel their hot cakes on man, Iwas just gonna say I was.
I get a fucking big breakfastwith hot cakes.
If I feel really like, if Idon't really want to eat a bunch
of like bagels and stuff andkind of sticks to you.
But the thing is like thosebagel sandwiches they stick to
you man.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Oh, dude, the steak, egg and cheese bagel is so
fucking good, my wife isRemember the Spanish bagel
Spanish.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Oh God, the Spanish bagel was so good.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
My mom.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Spanish bagel was so good.
My mom used to get that all thetime.
I did too.
So good, I love that man.
What the you?
We could talk all day this isabout food.
We can talk all day aboutmcdonald's breakfast.
Now sit down restaurant.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Okay, so before we go there, okay, that's quality of
food okay, service, service ohleast chicken, who the best
service?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
best service?
Hey, that, whatever I go to,least chicken, they're they.
They, they greet you very, very, very nice.
You know, they're always likeno, I could have said chipotle
too.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Chipotle is pretty.
Oh, we forgot about chipotle.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
It's way down on my list because I hate chipotle.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Chipotle, that's just preference it's probably
probably be my number one andthat's personal preference
subway you got subway too.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Subway's pretty quick jimmy johns used to be high up
there to me, but now they'vereally they've come out of
delivery yeah, they've come downa few notches.
It's a delivery sucks.
It sucks if it were, if theydeliver they call so they're
like oh yeah, we don't have adriver.
Do you want to come get it?
Um no, that's why.
That's why you guys have freakyfast delivery.
Why the fuck would I do that?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
is it freaky fast.
If I go get it, it's freakyfucking you it's should.
Is it freaking free?
It's freaky free it's afreaking free if I have to come
get it.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, yeah, chipotle is um.
I do like the, like the alt,like the sub joints, like the
hot sub places, like uh oh, likepenn state station I've never
had uh like jersey mics.
I've always wanted to havejersey mics is phenomenal um,
there's a place in columbus areacalled charlie's but there's

(25:11):
one in tower city mall,cleveland and I get that every
time and it's so good, it's likea.
It's a local like hot sub joint, kind of like uh penn station.
Yeah, remember quiznos.
You're in quiznos.
I've never had, never had quizno, they love.
They went out of business, Iknow yeah right, I never got a
chance to eat them so then theyhave one in finley and one in

(25:31):
finley yeah, and then theybounced so it was over by, like
pet supplies, yeah, somewherearound something.
Yeah, by the game, stop that'snot there in it.
Ev games boutiques, electronicboutiques I love it but um, okay
, so, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
So yours is lee's top what's?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
your bottom service.
Oh, bottom sir.
You know what wendy's like they.
Like I said, it's like they.
They act like I'minconveniencing them.
They're all like stupid too.
Now I'll give honorable mentionto taco bell, because they're

(26:10):
doing this whole.
I don't know if you've been totaco bell lately they're
starting to kind of do thischick-fil-a thing now, where
it's like they're like they havean automated, they had an auto
greener.
It's like hi, I hope you'rehaving a burrito full day today.
What can I get you to start?
And I'm like, oh, okay, used tobe like hey, how's it going,
whenever that's used to be theirgreeting back then like, hey,

(26:30):
what's up?
Or hey, how's it going.
Yeah, I'm like you know what?
No one's really ever asked methat before I go you know what.
Doing pretty good, man.
Um, how are you?
You know it's like wow.
So they're always like, oh,it's a burrito full day today.
What would?
It's like wow.
So they're always like, oh,it's a burrito full day today.
What would you?
It's like, uh, can I get a blah, blah, blah, can I substitute
the ground beef for chicken?
And then they're likeabsolutely, you can.

(26:51):
I'm like okay, thank you.
You know that they're doingthat Like Wendy's Want anything
else, anything else, anythingelse, taco Bell.
They're like sure, you can havethat.
Sure, that's absolutely fine.
Would you like to round up 35cents today for the?

(27:12):
No, I don't want to do that.
Would you like any fire?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
sauce.
Would you like to round 35cents?
No, to save the nignugs ofAfghanistan.
No, the dune coons about youhow about this?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
how about you, dude?
I just learned that the otherday dune, coons, dude coots.
That's what somebody said theother day.
Oh my god, I couldn't believeit, dude?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I'm like that's horrible.
They're like yeah, I guesssomebody was talking about their
grandpa and they said said that, they say that that's what they
call Afghanistan people.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Now, Chick-fil-A is the number one with customer
satisfaction Bar done.
Do you agree with that?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Chick-fil-A.
I don't go there very often.
Oh, you don't go.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Oh, me and Kerry go there all the time.
We don't want to it, almostseems to me, because they do
that, oh, it's my pleasure.
See, is it to me because theydo that, oh, it's my pleasure,
it's my pleasure.
Kind of seems condescending alittle bit.
Be like it's my pleasure, oh,is it.
Are you queer?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I don't like you.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Is it your pleasure?
I like the gays.
Why don't you tell me exactlyhow you fucking feel right now?
And don't tell me it'd be yourpleasure because I could see
your eyes.
I could look into your eyes andI could tell you were having a
fucking miserable day.
Actually, no, I want.
I look at those workers whenthey're working at chick-fil-a
and they're like the happiestfucking people because I think

(28:30):
they get paid a pretty decentsalary oh yeah, over in finland,
yeah, and they're always like I.
I just you can kind of observethe way how how restaurants work
, just by kind of observing,because we've been there, we
know how it is.
I watch like their operationand first of all, it's a
well-oiled machine, number one,number two, everyone is just
chill, everyone's just doingtheir job, everyone's smiling

(28:53):
and laughing and I don't knowwhether that's just a facade or
whether these people are reallyhaving a good time, but it seems
to me people are generallyliking their jobs.
Hell, they get every sunday offanyway.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
So, yeah, I think me service wise.
I think I have to agree withjohn lee's.
Um, like I said, they, they uh,here in town, dude, they're
always back there, they'realways communicating, they're
always, they're always reallythere to help you.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Um whoever works the lunch shift, if you are
listening I don't know if youare, but if you're on the lunch
shift for leaks, I go for luncha lot at least.
Yeah, you guys are the best.
Like there's a gentleman thereand another like dude and
they're like really nice, likesuper friendly, and they're like
hey, how was it?
How's it going today?
Oh, that'll be 10 58, thank you, you know, it's like, you know

(29:41):
I'll have a.
You know, it's just, it's thesmall things, but it's just like
yeah, sure, you know it's veryupbeat personalities that I I
gravitate to when it comes tolike food service or service in
general, like you don't have tolay it all thick, like hey, sir,
you know you don't have to dothat, but you know it's just a
little.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
A little attitude goes a long way worst, I would
say worst I'm gonna go with thesame thing mcdonald's yeah, mc
fucking donald's.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
It is heinous.
Um mcdonald's is on your shitlist, I'm not kidding dude um.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I think there was one night where we were all meeting
djs because we lost.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Did you wait a really long time?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
we were waiting like almost two hours two hours.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
That doesn't seem right.
I would have walked up therebecause they don't give a fuck
man.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
None of them do.
I don't give a shit.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
How can you wait two hours for food at a mcdonald's?
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's so to me we're sitting there and I'm like my
brain is like dude, if Iwouldn't already paid, I would
have left.
You know, like if I was waitingfor the bill to come, I would
have fucking walked.
Now, that's insane.
But like to me, like, don't getme wrong, I'm not saying that's
every time, but it's.
You know, people don't focus onthe good times, they focus on
the bad.
Yeah, and the problem is thatwas really fucking bad.

(30:55):
If I would have sat at asit-down restaurant, I would
have never sat there that long,right you know sure so I'm
sitting here at mcdonald'stalking to my djs and their
order and everything else andI'm like, fuck me dude, what the
fuck is taking so long.
I would have walked up thereand said something good lord, I
could have went to fremont andordered my food there and drove

(31:18):
back to the tiffin store and ateit there before they would have
had my fucking food done.
You know what a minute it'sridiculous.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
So, oh, we haven't done sit-down restaurants yet,
but, um, we're gonna take alittle break first, so we're
gonna.
We're gonna come back with thatlist.
We're gonna come back, we'regonna talk about this turned
into a restaurant episode.
But who cares?
I kind of love it dude I likeit, it's fun uh, so we're gonna
you're gonna listen to this andwe're gonna come and we're gonna
talk about sit down restaurant,so we'll be back.
Yeah, come back or die.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
This speech is my recital.
Let's jam some Billy Idol torock.
All right, that's right.
All time it's sticky.
Here's the title, here we go.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's sticky to rock.
Arrive Cock full of slime,that's right, right on time,
it's sticky, it's sticky Sticky,icky Icky.
It's sticky to rock.
A ride for pull out time.
Not right on time, it's sticky,st-st-st-sticky, icky Sticky.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I met this little girlie Her pubes was kinda curly
Went to her house not in hermouth.
I had to come real early.
These girls are really sleazy.
They listen to Young Jeezy.
I'll spend some time atRock-A-ribe.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
My undies say just squeeze me it's sticky to
rock-a-ribe cock full of slime.
That's right on time, it'ssticky.
It's sticky, sticky, icky, icky.
It's sticky to rock-a-ribe forpull-out time.
Not right on time, it's sticky,tricky sticky sticky in New
York.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
The people talk, they try to make some crime.
They really talk, but we wantgawk Cause we have no time In
the city, show your titty, causethey just can't hide.
Tinted windows mean nothing.
Suck this dick with pride.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
It's sticky to rock a ride.
Cock full of slime, that'sright.
All time it's sticky, it'ssticky, sticky, icky, ick sticky
, it's sticky.
It's sticky to rock a ride Forpull out time, not ride off time
.
It's sticky, tricky.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
When I wake up I'm kicked, make up fucking all of
the time.
I'm not singing dick beslinging cause I'm loaded with
slime.
I'm not bragging bitchesgagging cause they be like in my
car, always staring puss betearing, think they're going too
far.
A girl named Carol followsDaryl gig we on.
Then D dissed her and dismissedher.

(33:45):
Now she jocking John, I ain'tlying Girls be crying cause I
got a thick three they wantsmothered by my butter inside
their pink sleeves.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's sticky to rock a ride.
Packed full of slime, that'sright.
All time it's sticky, it'ssticky, sticky, icky, icky.
It's sticky to rock a ride forpull out time Not right, all
time it's sticky, it's sticky.
It's sticky to rock a ride Forpull out time, not ride.
All time it's sticky, tricky.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
We are not thugs, we don't use drugs.
But you assume on your own.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
They offer coke and lots of dope, but we ask for
some dome.
It's like that y'all and wedon't quit.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
You want this cock shock, rise your shit yeah,
tricky dick I want to smotheryou in, mrs Butterworth.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yo, what's up.
Welcome back to the.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
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It's every day with John andJay baby.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
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sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.

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Speaker 2 (35:17):
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So finally my alexa thismorning okay recognized.
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Speaker 4 (35:30):
Yeah, fucking bitch so we were, we're, we're talking
about restaurants today forsome reason and because it's
awesome and uh, we were talkingabout fast food restaurants.
Now we're gonna talk about,like, sit down restaurants.
To me, this is a little bitmore nuanced, because obviously,
let's do Tiffin only.
Just our hometown first.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
And then do the large scale.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
So I'll let you go first.
Okay, best and worst all around, because this one we can do
food and service, all right,let's do worst first.
And Tiffin, when it was here itwas denny's.
No doubt I I never had.
I never really had goodexperiences at denny's, but we
don't have the denny's anymore,so the worst boy for sit down

(36:16):
restaurants tj willies, becauseI waited outside that place for
four hours the other day becausethey're close.
They're close too um it's toughbecause I really I've really
never had.
Denny's was definitely like oneand then everybody else is like
here, but, like I said, denny'sis not here.
Um big boys.

(36:39):
I've always had goodexperiences at bob, at bob evans
.
I'm, bob evans is kind of Iagree with.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I agree with you on that one.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Bob evans has been a lot better now.
It was shaky for a while butfor a while.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, I'm like wow, cool one I got a drink.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I remember I got a drink and it didn't get refilled
the whole fucking time that's agood point because to me, one
of the key factors I I wouldwait forever for something or
for food if it's busy.
To me, if you can't keep mydrink full, that's your points,
that's points dot, because thatI don't know why.

(37:18):
That's to me that's a barometerof a good server is keep now
you go to a really good place,you have that halfway drink.
They'll come by with a freshone and take it away.
First time that ever happenedto me was at Cheesecake Factory
and it blew my fucking mindbecause I was like I wasn't done
with that Dude.
I took a drink, I sat it down.
That waiter gave me a fresh oneand took that one away.

(37:41):
I'm like what the that's.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Gave me a fresh one, took that one away.
I'm like what the that's?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
service, that is service.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I gave that dude a nice tip, so yeah, to me that's
a huge and the only reason I'mnot saying Bob Evans now, but
Bob Evans has had plus theirfood their food is it's very my
brother used to work there andhe said it's a lot of
microwaving yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
So it's like well, that cheddar baked potato soup's
really good it is.
It's so good it is.
There's some good stuff at bobevans their.
Their chicken fingers arereally funny yeah, their burgers
ain't all like fire sauce.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh, the wildfire sauce oh, dude, they're banana
nut bread oh my god, dude, Iwant some banana nut bread.
Right now, dude, five bucks forthat loaf.
Dude, rather, if you ever gothere, rather than getting an
appetizer for the whole table,just get one of those loaves,
that's a good five bucks, cut iteverybody gets to eat one uh.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
So yeah, I'd say bob evans was kind of it's kind of
shaky honestly, it's not bad,it's just just that everything
else is better.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Now too, maybe people would say that Frisch's Big
Boys is kind of on the samelevel as I always have great
service at Frisch's Big Boys.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I love Frisch's.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I love Frisch's it's my go-to and their food's always
good.
It's fresh.
It's not going to crack my liketop five of good, but it's
definitely not in my bottom five, so it's it's.
It's a reliable, reasonablypriced meal and I always have a
good.
I always, uh buffalo wild wings.
They've actually been kind ofclimbing up my radar or my list

(39:16):
because I'm not a big fan oftheir wings.
I'm not, it's just I get theirchunks.
That's fine, and I'm not I I Iget them bare because, then I'm
not disappointed on how much now.
Here's the thing.
Now, people, you go to b-dubsand it's more for the atmosphere
, necessarily.
I go to watch for the food,right, it's for the atmosphere.
But here's the thing.

(39:36):
They have a patty melt thereand it is amazing, their burgers
are burgers are good what didtheir burgers become?
So damn, I fucking smacked myfinger.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Fuck, I just went.
Numb dude it's just dead.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune oh, fucking
a no, you're good bro.
So we had uh, we got a doordash um gift card from carrie's
nephew for christmas and we usedit on.
I was like, well, let's getsomething we haven't gotten in a
long time and, cares, let's dob-dubs.
Carrie's like, oh, they got apatty melt.
I'm like, oh, that sounds kindof good.
And we got it.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
It was phenomenal yeah it was phenomenal you know
what I do.
When did their burgers becomeso good?
You should go, like you guysshould go with me on thursday.
Okay, you know what th do.
When did their burgers becomeso good?
You?
Should go, Like you guys shouldgo with me on Thursday.
Okay, you know what Thursday isbuy one, get one free on their
chicken chunks.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Oh, okay, Don't they have one for their burger too?
They do a night like that fortheir burgers.
I don't know.
I'll have to look.
I thought it was likeWednesdays or something.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Might be Wednesdays.
I get their chunks with nosauce and I can dip it, you know
, because dude their chunks withno sauce like those.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
They taste like Arby's chicken nuggets, those
chicken nuggets, but they'refucking good as far as like
worst, okay, best, who is yourbest, the best in Tiffin, in
Tiffin, favorite Casa Fiesta, oh, casa Express, casa Express.
I mean yeah, casa Express, casaExpress, I mean yeah, casa
Express.
Food and service.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I match yours, your worst, with Bob Evans, my
favorite.
Okay, I have two, One's forbreakfast and one's for any
other time of the day.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
My favorite breakfast place hands down best service
and food and everything else isthe deli.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I fucking love the deli they take care of you.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
They make sure your coffee's filled at all times.
They're just really awesome,plus like um the owner that's a
good hell.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
The owner cooks your food for you.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's a good spot dinner, you know, and has been
my favorite for years and willnever, ever change, because
there is no service compared tothis place.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
And the food is excellent.
Mst.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
There's no place that can match the service of
Madison Street.
Does not matter, because you dohave a waiter that's tied to
your table, but he's not theonly one taking care of you.
If your drink is empty,somebody else will grab your
drink and get it filled for you.
They take care of you as wellyeah, their food is really, and
I'm sorry, but their food'sreally good and their service is

(42:10):
top.
The problem is they're almostthey're almost too busy it's.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
That's what deters me away from mst it is that it's
too busy, and and it's, that'sjust shows you.
Uh, was it?
Uh?
Gordon ram Ramsey said that atestament to a good restaurant
isn't how good or isn't howfilled your dining room is on
Saturday, but how filled it ison Monday or Tuesday or any
weekday.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
And they are filled.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
They are always filled, it is really good On
Saturday if you're not waitingin line because they open a
little later on Saturdays, likewhat, 3 o'clock or something
like that 4 o'clock.
If you're not waiting in line at4 o'clock to get in for the
dinner service, you might aswell forget about it, or you're
going to be waiting an hour anda half two hours.
So that's one thing that kindof deters me.

(43:00):
Away from msd is like they'retoo good and people, it's the
worst kept secret in this town,so it's, I mean, that's just a
test of it to chase and them andeverybody's uh, just how good
they are.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I would say mad, no joke.
Madison street, probably mynumber one food spot.
I love it.
Um, I do like casa express.
That's a great one too.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
The owner of casa is really cool too and he's like he
always talks to me and carrienow because we're, we're always,
we go there all the time, sohe's always like it to me.
I love that.
I love when owners take theinitiative to come chat with
customers, even though they'rejust doing this to kind of build
relations.
To me it's a it's.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
It's just it makes you feel like a wanted customer
and that's what we had at Son ofThurman's on fucking Friday.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah, yeah, friday Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
We went to Son of Thurman's, or was it Friday or
Saturday?
Yeah, son of Thurman's Saturday, and we have a group of 12.
Like, we have a lot of people,oh yeah.
So the owner of Son of Thurman'scame.
I've never there four or fivetimes, okay, I didn't know the
owner.
And he came out and he comeover and started talking to us.
He's like how was everything?
I said, dude, my sister, dude,and my sister-in-law were like

(44:12):
this is the best burger I've hadin my fucking life, dude,
because, dude, it's thick, butit's fucking perfect.
I'll tell you, dude, perfect.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Let me say perfect, I'll tell you, dude.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Perfect.
Let me say this.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I cheated on my diet for that bitch.
If Ohio State wins the nationalchampionship, are we going to
go to the celebration at theshoe?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I'm 100% going to go.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Okay, so if we do that, we're going to Sun and
Thermos.
We should go to Sun and Thermosto eat 100%.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
You going to do Thermonade, you going to do a
Thermonade, you going to try it.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
No, absolutely not.
You should try it once.
But I will get a burger, though.
You should try it once.
No way, dude, I'll throw upJust take it home.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
You don't have to eat it all.
No, I can't, but it's $30.
That fucker's like this tallbro it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
AJ got an Italian sub and he's like you know you
think damn motherfucker was likethis, tall and that fucking
long.
If you leave there hungry,that's your own damn fault.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
That sounds like my mother-in-law.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yep.
But, so anyway.
So overall what's?

Speaker 4 (45:16):
your favorite place.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh, like outside.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Outside of the confines of our little humble
Northwest Ohio town.
That's tough, son of thurman's.
You mentioned that, but I don'tknow what you think about that
uh, I love son of thurman'ssmokies is probably my favorite
smokies is one of my favoritesplace is good um the pies and
everything make it worth it.
Um, I should.
I I don't know if I told youthis, but I should not have ate
that pie because I was.
I was not feeling very goodafter I.

(45:47):
I overate, fucking love Ioverate, so bad I was this close
for cheesecake.
I was this close to throw it up, dude.
I swear to god, I was like I'mnot saying that that's my fault
because I I ate way too much andit's like I was like I gotta
have this fucking pie we'regonna eat fucking with them.
We're fucking with them, dudeswith the fucking track.

(46:07):
Touch the dude box, dude I lovecheesecake factory and I know a
lot of people think it's mid andit's like they're the master of
they're, they're they.
A lot of people think theirmenu's too large and that's.
Those are valid criticisms, butI just I love that's like one
of me and my wife's favoriteplaces to go and they have
really good food.

(46:27):
The one thing I don't likeabout them is that the way their
seating arrangement is and Icall it couples row, so they
have like a long, long benchwith tables and then they have
these really uncomfortable,fucking long like these kind of
chairs and I hate them.
Now when I was 60 poundsheavier I couldn't fit in them,

(46:47):
but now I can fit in them.
But it's like you are literallyfrom me to you on this table.
That's how far the next personis and I hated that.
Carrie.
Look, carrie, can my wife canmake friends with anybody
because she's very outgoing,very person.
She, she'll sit down and she'llsee somebody.
She goes.
That looks really good.
I think I'm gonna have thatlike carrie don't talk, they're

(47:09):
trying to eat, she goes and anda quick antidote.
So we're sitting there talkingand we got uh, inadvertently, I
think we went there for carrie'sbirthday and the waiter because
this is how good our waiter waswrote out like happy birthday
and chocolate syrup on carrie'scheesecake and put like extra
things on and all this stuff.
And the people next to usthere's like the uh, this lady,

(47:32):
a couple ladies, and they'relike, oh, that looks so cute.
Carrie's like, yeah, it's mybirthday.
They're like, oh, happybirthday.
And the lady's like, where areyou from?
We're from tiffin.
She's like we're from tiffintoo.
I'm like, oh christ, so likeit's just just my wife and this
is but to me.
It's like I don't want to liketalk to people when I'm eating.
I don't, I don't like that.

(47:53):
I want to enjoy my meal withwho I'm with.
I don't want to have to go.
Yeah, can I have a fry?
Thanks, bud.
You know what's up?
I don't know.
This is that's the one.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Knock on the joint yeah, I don't me, I, I, uh, I
like cheesecake factory and Iused to love it for the
cheesecake and go and eat thatyeah but after eating the
cheesecake at the fuckingturntable I'm just like no, I'm
good, I I gotta try this I'm notkidding, bro it is just if you
go, you can even just go fordessert, go somewhere else or

(48:24):
whatever.
But if you eat the food, thefood's pretty good too.
But it's a little pricey.
But the cheesecake is 15 eachbut it is well worth every damn
penny.
Man, I would invest in thatfucking shit.
It's so goddamn good it shouldbe illegal.
It's so fucking good man.
Now I want that really bad.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Oh my god bro uh, texas roadhouse is top three to
me.
I've never had a bad meal thereI love texas roadhouse now.
I had longhorn steakhouse nottoo long ago.
It was okay, I was fine, I justlike now, okay.
So to me in big chain outback,I hate, I do not like outback,
horrible fucking they're.

(49:05):
They're down on my list, theythey close so it don't matter.
But to me it's like okay, Iloved all back.
I did not like it.
I didn't like their food, Ididn't like their service.
I didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Oh, man, when I they had some of the best service I
ever had, but it wasn't in ohio.
Oh okay, I was down inMississippi and I'm not kidding.
Okay, so you know me.
I used to drink iced tea likeit's going out of style.
So, no joke, I got a sweet teaand I was drinking it.
It was in Mississippi, so it'shumid and I'm fucking sweating.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
So I'm drinking the shit out of this stuff, I'm not
kidding.
The girl had to come back everyhalf a second to fucking fill
my glass because I was fuckingdrinking.
You know, it gets to the pointwhere they cups, they bring a
pitcher.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
They did that to carry one time, not outback, but
somewhere where we went carriewas just chugging soda.
They just brought the pitcherand sat it there like well dude
michael dude.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
She was michael myers around the bushing me the whole
time like walking by looking,checking my cup because, dude, I
drank like eight glasses oficed tea, holy shit yeah, but
dude, they're blooming onion.
God the blooming onion, butthey have that at texas
roadhouse.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
It's way better in my opinion, but way better albeck
made it first, I'm sure they win.
Uh, longhorn to me gets acouple knocks.
Number one they don't haveprime rib, which to me was kind
of a deal killer, how are you asteakhouse?
Yeah and I thought their priceswere a little little too crazy

(50:30):
for me.
Now what I do give longhorn alot of credit.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I forgot to talk about pioneer mill here in
tiffin as well they're okay,they're not bad this is the only
steakhouse we have in tiffin Ican't well, which really sucks
the place of mohawk, but that'soh ironwood yeah, ironwood's
phenomenal, it's really good ifyou have now.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
If you're not gonna drink, it's still gonna.
It's gonna cost you about 100bucks, but we don't have like a
really like decent, like familylevel, beside which we had our
ponderosa still little ryan'sdude, ponderosa was the shit
yeah, I miss ponderosa still onedown in columbus, we could just
skip the fucking.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Oh, we could go to ponderosa good, go to sun and
thurman's on our way and then goto ponderosa on the way back.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
jesus, I don't know now like I'll be pretty
presumptuous on this, but like Idon't know if my old man's
going to go, because I don'tknow if he can stand out in the
cold that long because he'sgetting up in years.
Now me, I can still do it, mybrother will.
I hope he does, and I don'tknow.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
He might not be able to do the stairs either.
He can't.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
I'm going to guarantee you he's probably not
going to be able to do it,because he's been sick and his
heart's just not the way it usedto be.
Well, he's been sick and hisheart's just not the way it used
to be, and it's just yeah, Well, he grandpa Joda's the other
night when fucking Sawyer ran.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah, I looked at my right and there's my dad.
I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't givehim a big hug Fucking.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I've never seen my my dad doesn't get up for like big
play.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Now me, I'm just like I'm like, yeah, he's like he
stood up.
He's like I wonder if life, ifI could see I'm living in life.
I got a golden ticket.
I gotta go the chance to winthe natty because dude that poor

(52:28):
floor dude was taking hits, bro, from your brother throwing his
phone halfway across the room.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, he gets up, his phone launches across the room.
You know I'm up, you're you getup.
I like I said, the the biggestshock.
I look to my right, there's mydad.
I'm like, hey, welcome to aboveground.
My dad can't get up.
He can't get out of his chairfast enough.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
We were talking about the electric chair.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Yeah, having it on ready, like when we're old and
we're watching Ohio State.
Yeah, touchdown, hold on.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'll be asleep.
Yeah, Jay's I'm pretty happywith myself.
I haven't fallen asleep in thepast three, four games.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
That chair that you, that my parents, give you to sit
in, doesn't really lend you theopportunity to sleep.
Oh, I could pass out.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
You could pass out that old fucking wooden chair, I
could pass out in it it'd behard because my neck your neck
would be obliterated.
I'd have to lean against thearm and just put my hand down
head down like that.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
But yeah, I could pass out dude, there's not
really a chair that I can'tsleep in that was the chair I
used to sit in, but I whenyou're punished.
That was actually my grandpa'schair in his office back in the
day oh really yeah, actually thetwo chairs that we sit in the
green chair that I sit in wasfrom my mom's, for my
grandparents on my mom's sidethat said it's, that chair is

(53:51):
over like 90 years old holy shit, yeah, for real, it's antique.
And the one you sit in was frommy grandfather, from his office
.
So that's kind of history withthose chairs.
So, whatever, that's prettycool, man, we're gonna pecker,
slap them global gym assholes,notre dame that dyke can play
that dyke can play.

(54:12):
They don't let dykes play atnotre dame.
Oh, I don't know a lot of theohio state players can play for
notre dame because they're all,but they're all churchy and shit
.
I saw that I want to givethanks to god and without him,
like how people are bit dude,okay.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
so let me ask you this dude, is it real?
And I've seen a couple of posts, but I haven't really dug into
it.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Is there really an Oregon player fucking trying to
petition the NCAA to have OhioState play them again?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Is that real.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
No, it ain't.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Is that fucking no because I've seen other like
hoax kind of posts, social mediaposts where I've seen a
multiple.
The coach from like the oregoncoach is trying to petition the
ncaa to get their to reprimandohio state's cheerleaders for
wearing oh no, it's tennessee'scoach.
Tennessee's coach said that hewas there's players were
distracted by the Ohio Statecheerleaders.

(55:07):
They were wearing track suits.
What the fuck are you talkingabout?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, but it was Gray Sweatpants Day.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of that.
You can see his whoppy flopperflopping around in there.
There's a lot of that goingaround.
How are we supposed?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
to play ball when he's over there playing ball.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah, so I wouldn't put any much stock in that.
But it's my mom.
I go.
They're like I want to give,you know, thanks to god and the
glory.
Without him I go gotta doanything.
I go quit giving him thanks.
My mom's like, oh, like stop it.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I want to give thanks to god and all glory because
now they've done it hey,whatever, if God gets them, hey
listen.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
If that brings the team together and they play
better because of that cool Dude, if God gets them to the end
zone.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I'm totally fine If.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
God brings Ohio State a national championship cool,
I'm all for that, awesome.
It seems that God doesn't haveanything better to do than to
grace upon the Ohio StateUniversity the ability to play
football, even though we gotsuffering cancer kids everywhere
, but you know what?
Well, we got raging wildfiresin California, but you know what

(56:17):
?
If Ohio State football playerscould play football, that's his
priority.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
And I'm okay with that.
You know who won the Texas gamefor us.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I'm going to tell you straight up, single-handedly
before the game even began, itwas over, Corso, Corso because
he picked against us the.
Corso curse the Corso curseThank you.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
I think he actually has a winning record when he
picks us.
To be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
You know, let me look that up real quick.
How many times has corso beenwrong corso record?
I do like pat mcafee, I'm notgonna lie dude, I love that guy,
dude.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
He reminds me of a wrestler.
He is a wrestler, is he?
He's done wrestling stuff, okay, oh wow, this is lee corso.
Has a record of 43 wins and 14losses when picking the ohio
state buck guys.
Is that interesting?
That's what about all togetheron everybody, like on A record
of 43 wins and 14 losses whenpicking the Ohio State Buckeyes.
Isn't that interesting?
That's crazy.
What about all together oneverybody, like on everybody.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
What's Lee Corso's Lee Corso record?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Overall headgear.
Of course, his first pick wasOhio State.
Back in the day he's 284 and142.
284 wins and 142 losses, 66.67%wedding percentage.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, I don't know, it still sucks.
That's better than half.
You know I missed that, youknow.
Oh, did you like that cover Ifucking showed you today?
Was that not badass, that NCAAa?
Oh, dude, I, I love that.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
I would have creamed my fucking pants.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I wish, I wish that was remember they used to do
that back yeah, they did likethey used to have regional,
regional covers I remember when,like on in on ncaa lee corso,
they'd show game day, collegegame day, yeah, and he would
choose yeah, yep yeah, he wouldput on like the mascot head for
you.
I like the one where he's likefuck it yeah, it's dead, they

(58:13):
got us when he did that, oh fuckit on live tv.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Instead you got them nodding the eye and sweat pants
and stuff.
So it's like whatever.
But I fucking hate.
You know, I don't feel.
You know I wasn't as furiouswhen I saw that that's how every
everybody's band looks like, soI guess they just really all of
them do script ohio.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Well, they don't.
All of them look like they'rein their sweatsuits.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
They look like they're in their sweats, so it's
like they don't look like banduniforms.
So I guess they had to cutcorners somewhere.
It is a lot to put into it.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
It is.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I know, it's just like.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
They should have done two discs, one to load and then
one to play.
That would have been legit.
I hope maybe next year they can.
Madden is.
I love Madden.
So far, dude, I've been playingthe fuck out of that.
It's a lot better when you canbring your character in, going
into Madden and just playing itsucks, I mean, if you already
got Skid in the game.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
You already got a character that's already ready
to go and you've already builtthat guy from NCAA through to
Madden.
I can see the incentive onplaying and getting him through
that game.
I get the replayability, butit's just not great to me.
It's just bleh I like it.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
This year I've taken the uh, I've taken the jets to
two super bowls in a row thejets, the jets.
You know who I have on draftedby the jets yes, oh, okay yeah,
I did really good on the combineand then they uh, the jets
drafted me in the first roundand I was like fuck, I don't
want to go to the Jets.
So I've got Garrett Wilson,brees Hall, malachi, corley, and

(59:57):
then I still have Mike Williamsbecause they didn't update the
rosters for some reason.
Nice, so Mike Williams is stillon there.
Then I had Tyler lockett thislast year tyler lockett too.
And then I got donovan people'sjones I just got him okay
that's not an awful receivingcourt

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
no dude, it's actually pretty fucking good
yeah that's pretty solid, uh,skill guys, breeze hill, breeze
hall's really good I made him astar dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I got him into the.
Uh, he's got x factor and shit.
Okay, because I'm got X Factorand shit now.
Because I'm giving him the runsand shit.
I'm like I'm not giving himruns.
I'm giving him the plays, dude,he's fucking running over
everybody.
Okay, nice, my quarterback'sjust ridiculous, but it's
because I do the same play over.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
J-E-T-S Jets, jets, jets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
They do that on the game.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
They have the fireman guy on there doing the J-E-T-S
Jets, Jets, Jets.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
No, they just have the crowd, they just have the
crowd doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Okay, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Browns when you play the Browns, it's like bullshit,
bullshit.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
See that video of that Eagles fan.
So this woman and her husbandwent to the eagles game no
they're, they're uh packers fans.
This dude was just like gettingin this woman's face.
Connor, a dirty ugly cunt, andall this stuff sounds like my
kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I was wondering is there a video on it?
There is a video.
Let's watch the video.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
We want to see this, I guess the eagles like banned
him from for life from thestadium.
Evidently.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Oh, he was an Eagles fan.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Yeah, he was an Eagles fan, taught him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Now he's going to be a Packers fan.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
That's dude.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
I hope this isn't like clickbait with this clip.
I wish it's just a clipstraight up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Why would you do?
That I'm like dude.
You talk to my woman like thatagain.
I want to knock your fuckingteeth out.

(01:02:19):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
would you do, man, so that they so the guy was on
twitter or reddit and thatpeople were he was talking.
He goes, he goes.
Here's the thing he goes.
If I would have went after thisguy, I would have got my ass
handed to me by 20 fuckingeagles fans.
Oh yeah, he goes.
What do I?
He goes.
I had to because people werelike, oh, you're such a fucking

(01:02:42):
cuck letting your woman gettalked to like that.
I would have pounded that dudein the face.
The guy's like well, okay.
So here are my two choicesEither we just kind of ignore
him and just be whatever aboutit, or I go fight him and I get
my ass kicked by 20 Eagles fanssurrounding me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Oh yeah, because they're going to see Eagles on
power.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Yeah, they're going to beat the shit out of me and
I'm going to get kicked out andI'm going to miss the game.
So I go.
Dude, that's tough man, Iwouldn't have stood for that
shit, but I understand his pointof view.
At least he told him to stopsaying that.
Yeah, he was like, hey, come onman, stop doing that.
So, apparently, of course,people on Twitter and Reddit, as

(01:03:24):
as internet as the internetdoes found him and I guess, uh,
the eagles released a statement,I think, or something, saying
that, uh, his tickets have been.
I think he was a season ticketholder, maybe, but uh, he, he's
been banned from future eaglesgames.
So that's crazy dude, just callher a dumb ugly cut I'm.
I'm like Jesus.
Come on, dude.

(01:03:44):
Eagles fans are the worst.
They're horrible, they're worsethan.
They're probably the worst fansin the league by far.
Come on, just let people fuck.
You know, even when we went tothat Ohio State Wisconsin game,
the Big Ten title game there wasjust some Ohio State fans being
really mean and obnoxious toWisconsin fans.

(01:04:05):
I didn't like that.
It like, come on, man, justlike stop it, just let them
cheer.
Yeah, I don't like it, you know, the thing is like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
You know what it did to me I hate, I get it we got
sports teams and we, we getexcited yeah, it's like
everything else and I used to bekind of like that towards
michigan people and I'm not likehe's like whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
Wait a second, you don't know.
But uh, I used to be like that,uh, against michigan fans.
But if you take all the blue oramazing goal, or amazing blue

(01:04:35):
away, you take the scarlet grayaway.
We're just people dude, youknow, and that's the thing
michigan fans are so down downright now.
It's hilarious that that prettymuch, if we win the natty, their
win against us didn't meananything, which is kind of funny
and dude, like I was tellingsomebody today I said you do
know how math works right,because they're like, well, we

(01:04:55):
be you blah, blah, blah, and I'mlike you do know how math works
right.
If we would have made those twofield goals who you guys had no
anything on, you guys didn't doanything to make us miss those
if we would have got both ofthose field goals, that's three
points apiece, that's 16 to 13osu wins and nick saban made a

(01:05:20):
really good point and I like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
I like nick savin and I don't.
I like him, I respect, I thinkhe's a great coach, I, I, you
know he, he goes, listen people,he goes.
I understand ohio state becauseI think he was a graduate
assistant at ohio state underearl bruce.
Because I get it, he goes.
You want to beat michigan, butwith the way the college

(01:05:45):
football playoff works now thatgame is not the end-all, be-all
anymore.
He goes.
The quicker Ohio State fansrealize that the better.
And he is 100% right.
And Colin Coward made the samepoint.
He goes.
Now, with the expanded playoff,teams can lose late in the year

(01:06:05):
or early in the year.
Teams can grow.
The NFL does it.
He goes.
Kansas City lost to Oaklandlast year late in the year and
they won the Super Bowl.
He goes.
Teams have a chance to grow, hegoes.
That's the way football is.
You learn from your mistakesand you grow.
College football is the onlylevel of major football where
you have to be near perfect toreach a national championship.

(01:06:27):
Maybe one loss and that's itnow you can lose a few times and
you could grow from that.
The nfl does.
Nfl does it.
You can lose several times andstill make the playoffs and
still get hot.
He goes.
Now, college is catching up tothat.
He goes and nick sabah goes.
Listen, we lost to Auburn inlike 2013 or 24 or what year was

(01:06:49):
it, I can't 2011.
We lost to Auburn.
He goes and we won the nationalchampionship.
No one's talking about Auburnbeating us, charles or not,
charles was.
But uh, desmond Howard goes,we'll remember that, we'll
remember that.
And then, and then nick say,well, yeah, everybody inside of
michigan's gonna remember that,but nationwide, no one's gonna

(01:07:10):
give a shit.
It's gonna be ohio state asyour national champion.
That's, that's all that matters.
He goes.
So ohio state fans need to kindof develop.
It's gonna suck because back inthe day it was beat mich
Michigan, win the Big Ten, go tothe Rose Bowl, then win a
national title.
Those were the goals.
Now it seems that that game,while still important oh, we

(01:07:33):
still want to beat Michigan butit's not the end-all be-all
anymore.
And to some purists that's alittle sad, but to me it's like,
okay, that makes sense.
Sad, but to me it's like okay,that makes sense.
It's like, yeah, you know, ifmichigan fans have been thumping
their chest during our playoffrun saying, well, you didn't go
undefeated, so your, yournational title don't mean much.

(01:07:54):
Or you didn't beat us, so yournational title don't mean a
whole lot, so it's like, well,it doesn't matter, we're still
the national, we'll still be thenational team.
We haven't won nothing yet.
Notre dame's going to be tough.
I don't know To me if you wantto make the argument that yeah,
it's still the one, it's themost important game of the year.
Sure, absolutely it is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
But I think it's, I think, I think, I think it's
true, you are right, but I knowhow it feels, I know you know
and I know you know how it feelsand I think it's almost to me.
It's kind of like havingsomething bad happen to you and

(01:08:38):
you're, and it's almost likeit's almost like trying to
bandaid over it.
It's it's what it feels like tome, like hey, we definitely
want the Natty, of course.
Dude, winning the nationaltitle is fucking huge.
Making it to the big game isfucking huge, got to win it
first.
Yeah, but well, we made it tothe big game.
We just got to fucking finishher out.

(01:09:05):
But that game, like we talkedwhen we first lost that game,
like like we talked when wefirst, when we when we first
lost that game, and we had ourdiscussion on here and you
talked to me and you're likeit's like I didn't feel like the
year's over it did, it didbecause,
it is the.
It is, to us, the biggest gameof the year, without having that
, don't get wrong, I want to, Iwant, we want the natty, but
it's, it's conflicting I haveconflicting it's almost like the

(01:09:25):
national title is the biggestthing for you, for this nation,
for the for the whole licking.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah, I have conflicting emotions right now
but for an ohio state it's aweird feeling, right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
for just an ohio state fan.
Yeah, to me it's weird.
The michigan game is thebiggest game for us, like that
is the one where we get to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
We get bragging rights all year we get to say
hey, people will call you crazy,because people are like we
rather beat michigan than win anational title.
And people are like you're nutsbecause that's like the
ultimate bragging right iswinning the national
championship.
You have bragging rights overeverybody, not just one
particular person.
You have bragging rights overthem too.
My technically.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
My only thing is that they didn't like and that's the
problem that I've been tryingto fucking fight with people is
that Michigan didn't beat us, webeat ourselves.
And I told people I said, okay,let Michigan play against our
playoff team right now and seewhat happens.
There's no fucking way youcouldn't hold a candle.
I would be surprised if youscore.

(01:10:24):
I'm going to say that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
And I think that whole mentality of michigan,
michigan, michigan just got inthe into the head of the coaches
and they they tried to outmichigan, michigan, which is
they didn't have anything.
So they're like, well, we'rejust gonna just beat the piss
out of them now we're just gonnarun zone, fucking runs down
their throw and it didn't work.
But then they're like, oh gee,you know what?
We have one of the topplaymakers in college football.

(01:10:53):
We have two of them.
Oh, let's get them out in space.
Oh, look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Yeah, they hurt.
They hurt during the Michigangame a couple times.
They started to do it and theystopped doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
So yeah, it's all mental.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
It's do it and they stopped doing it.
So, yeah, it's, it's, it's allmental, it's a lot of mental.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
That's what I'm saying super mental beat
ourselves.
Yeah, it's very very mental.
Yeah, what did michigan dooutside of kick a few field
goals to beat us outside of likedefense?
I think offensively ouroffensive game play was bad, but
whatever defense.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
I think our defense stepped up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
I think, I think, I think it really.
I think some demons will beexercised if we win the national
title.
Not all of them, I think someof them will.
It'll feel really good, yes, tohave it, because then I'll have
more merch, and I got to figureout where to put it all
upstairs, but I'm getting waytoo ahead of myself.
You know, I I hate beingpresumptuous because I hate
being the favorite and I hate.

(01:11:44):
You know, like it's like.
Okay, ohio state should have noproblem with notre dame that's
in six days from today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Yeah, six next monday next monday.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
So it's like I absolutely fucking hate that
mentality.
I like being the underdogbecause the expectations are all
the pressures on the favorite,all the pressures on ohio state
right now because to to get thisredemption story complete, they
gotta finish out.
But just kind of watching theplayers and the the way the
coaches are talking and the waythe players are carrying

(01:12:14):
themselves, I feel really goodabout it because I just feel
they got that mission on theirbrain.
Like they, they the eye.
You could tell in their eyesthat they want to finish this
and if they play the game thatthey've been playing lately, it
should work.
So I just don't think notredame offensively has the horses
to go tit for tat with ohiostate and I think of ohio state

(01:12:38):
just plays half of what they're,what they that that buzzsaw
offense has been playing.
It'll like a like a 30 to 17game in my opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
So we'll see what happens.
I think you're right, man.
I think it it's a if Ohio statekeeps playing the same game
they've been playing the pastthree in the Texas game Some of
those Michigan tendencies werekind of creeping in a little bit
.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
And then they kind of then, they kind of woke up,
they kind of woke up, they kindof woke up that that 14 play, 80
yard drive was magnificent.
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
You know what it started with.
A lot, I think, what happens iswhen they start getting them
penalties, the penalties reallyhurt.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
When they started getting penalties, they just I
think they just got in a funkyeah, you know like well they
were driving when, whenhenderson had that really stupid
1500 penalty.
They were driving whenHenderson had that really stupid
15-yard penalty, they weregoing to drive his score again.
They were going down the fieldat will.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
And then he got the penalty, and then that penalty
kind of derailed things a littlebit.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
So I think Ohio State won't have any trouble moving
the football.
It's just that they can justnot stand in their own fucking
way.
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Took that momentum away a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
That's football.
So we'll see what happens andhopefully by next week we're
recording this podcast.
We'll be like yay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I'm going to say this , I'm going to say this straight
up Ohio State making it to thebig show and beating all these
teams is a feat in itself.
I am not, I will not, I don'tthink next week.
If it like, knock on wood, if,if yeah say they don't come out
victorious.
I'm not going to be as upset asI was with michigan, I think

(01:14:15):
the michigan game was just wewere expected it was an outlaw.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
I think, yeah, it was just it was like weird what
happened.
It was just a weird, uh, anomaly.
It was just a weird anomalyreally Notre Dame could barely
get past Penn State.
It's just like come on, man,yeah, anyway, we'll see what
happens.
I'm trying to be focused and belike I'm trying to give Notre

(01:14:41):
Dame all the respect that Ithink they should get.
And to me, I'm just like,because you know what, Honestly,
this is my number one andnumber I'm trying to give Notre
Dame all the respect that Ithink they should get.
And to me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
I'm just like no, because you know what Honestly
this is my number one and numbertwo I love Notre Dame.
I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
No, I didn't really like Notre Dame back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Charlie Weiss.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I hated Notre.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Dame, you didn't like that fat motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
But fuck him.
Fucking shows us, dude.
I remember this like it wasyesterday.
So they had a press conferenceand you know, talking about ohio
state and this and that he goeswell, ohio state's offense and
how good they are, he goes well.
I know a thing or two aboutdefense or something.
He held up his four super bowlrings, like that's supposed to
impress me.
Like fuck you, dude, who areyou?

(01:15:18):
Because he worked, he goes.
He was on, uh, bill belichick'sstaff for new england before he
went to notre dame and I justnever liked him and I didn't
like brady quinn and fuck allthem.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
I didn't like it I liked aj hawk lane is that right
in front of?
His sister, who's aj hawk'swife, aj hawk, I love aj hawk
dude he's the man, he's on that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
He's on that, uh what you call it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Uh show, uh yeah, they do sports casting, don't
they?

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
yeah, he's, he's on um pat mcafee show, yeah, so
he's like this, like pat back.
If he's the big loud, yeah thenaj hawk's kind of like the
reserved, kind of like smokecigars and drinking brandy kind
of guy, just kind of gives youthe kind of gives you the
everyman insight I love aj hawk,dude he's the dude.
So yeah, so we are way overtime, so we are going to bid you

(01:16:12):
adieu for the evening.
Adieu, do you have anydeparting words for us?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
no, I'd like to say thank you to everybody for
listening.
I'd like to give a huge shoutout to our dude, tony, who just
responded today telling us that,uh, he enjoyed her last episode
, um with, uh, fat ass coochie,which was awesome.
Um, tony dude, thank you, keeprocking your shit.
Thank you for giving us the, uh, the lowdown on where you get
your um, your theme yeah, Iappreciate he told us that

(01:16:39):
because I was curious to knowhow you made that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
So so we could do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
You know, what'd be awesome is if we use that and we
made like music for each one ofthe teams in faffle that'd be
cool.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
That'd be fucking legit good idea yeah, like dudes
.
That's why I keep you on thestaff that's awesome.
Uh, yeah, we appreciateeveryone's listenership.
Uh, we had a really good monthlast month, so appreciate it
really yeah like one of our best.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Like 400 viewers 400 unique viewers or something like
holy shit, I know what are weusually on 200 ish jesus christ,
yeah, so yeah double keeplistening, show your friends

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
yeah, so whoever you are, out there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
If you, wherever you found us, drop us a line or tell
us how much we suck.
That's cool too.
I don't care.
Uh, back of the day, podcastcomis for now, you can see all of
our or hear all all of our olduh episodes and uh, we'll be
moving to youtube very shortlyand, uh, it's gonna be sweet.
I can't wait to.
I can't wait to stream, becausethat's gonna you get to lot.

(01:17:45):
My favorite part is going to beshowing these videos that we do
every like we do video likereactions.
You get to see our reactionslive.
To me.
That's gonna be fun to do, so Ican't wait to start that up and
, yeah, it's gonna be great.
But I thanks everyone forlistening.
So appreciate y'all, yeah yeahthat's it okay, that's it Okay,

(01:18:06):
that's my mama.
All right, so we'll see you onthe next go.
I'm John Brickner and I'm JasonScherger.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
See you later.
Later homies, later homies,later homies, later homies.

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