January 27, 2025 • 70 mins
This episode encapsulates the joyful chaos of being an Ohio State football fan, celebrating their national championship win while reflecting on the emotional and humorous aspects of dedicated fandom. The hosts illuminate the evolving landscape of college sports, sharing heartfelt anecdotes, opinions on NIL regulations, and cherished memories from game days, sparking introspection on the essence of loyalty in sports culture.
• Ohio State’s national championship victory sparks wild celebrations
• Deep discussions on the impact of NIL on student-athletes
• Importance of family moments and nostalgia during game days
• The intersection of sports fandom and modern media culture
• Insightful commentary on emotional ties to college football, past and present
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's everyday With John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit.
(00:51):
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day, this is
our day.
It's not my day, this is ourday, and it's every day with
John and Jay.
(01:12):
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with John and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Thank you ©.
Bf-watch TV 2021.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
All right, welcome to another episode, that is,
national Champions 2024.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The National Champions of the world.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And if you like Ohio State, that's awesome, enjoy
that.
But if you don't go, fuckyourself.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Piss off.
Go fuck yourself.
I don't really care.
Go fuck thyself, Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I've been reading so much bullshit Crying and whining
and blah, blah, blah Ohio.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
State paid $20 million for that national title.
No, really, they did ittechnically Because everybody,
let's see here, texas had abigger NIL, oregon had a bigger
NIL.
I guess who beat both thoseteams?
Oh yeah, ohio State and most ofthat was actually just
retaining the roster wasbringing all the seniors back.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's what it was.
A lot of that money went tothose guys.
I want to straight up say thisthis Ohio State team deserved to
win the natty they did.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
They deserved 100% to win the natty, totally selfless
all around this team isselfless.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I was also watching a thing today about the worst
things that people heard aboutryan day, and I'm gonna say this
straight up.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I mean we did our podcast after the michigan loss.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, it was a tough loss and I was calling for his
head.
I'll say that straight up, I'lladmit it, and and I'm not 100
sold on ryan day I'm glad theywon um so like.
But you know like I'm not gonnasit there and suck his dick
either, dude, you know likepeople are like oh, you're fair
weather, blah, blah no, there'sa difference.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
There's a difference between accountability and being
a the fringe lunatic, a lunaticfringe.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So wanting a great song.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Wanting your head coach to beat michigan is not of
the ordinary, and theexpectations at Ohio State are
high.
Ohio State don't have downyears, that's the thing.
Michigan has down years theyalways do.
Ohio State don't have downyears, so that's the thing.
Ohio State's won at least 11games the last 15 years, so
(05:08):
that's the standard, that's justhow it is.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And well, my, my biggest thing is that I wasn't
really pissed for us.
I wasn't pissed for ohio.
You know ohio state.
At the time I was pissed forthe seniors I was pissed that
these kids came back.
Yeah, to show that that's agood point yeah and, and they
never won and they didn't gettheir.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, they didn't get it done.
Yeah, that's why I'm sayingthey deserve this win.
Like jack sawyer man, you got afeel for that guy by the way,
I'm getting one of his jerseysnice, 50 bucks.
Nice, like like the nationalchampionship sweet.
He was at raising canesomewhere in columbus dishing
out fucking food.
I guess him and uh will howard.
(05:47):
It's like like who's gettingraising canes at 10 am?
That's, that's criminal.
Thank you nil.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Thank you nil yeah, but you know, like I was
somebody put on there today andwe were talking about our um,
because I watch facebook reelsevery morning and obviously
because I'm an ohio state fan.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, my , my algorithm's been fully
stocked with Ohio State stuffit's been amazing and I'm okay
with that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I love it.
I love it.
But they were talking aboutthey're like everybody's pissed.
And now I kind of appreciatethe NIL a little bit more,
because they said before the NILAlabama would be stocked with
five-star recruits riding abench.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
yeah, like people that would go first round.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
In the fucking draft on the bench it's even the
playing field a little bit yeah,now that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
But what sucks is you got to make sure you're paying
that player and you keep payingthat.
Yeah, you make them happy ifyou do not somebody else will.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's more of an investment.
Now.
It's like okay, so likejeremiah sm's going to get paid
to stay at Ohio State and Idon't see him going anywhere,
but you never know.
But it's just now.
A lot of this NIL money goes tokeeping guys what's crazy is.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I can't wait to see how good he is by his senior
year.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Dude, if he's this good as a freshman, you imagine
what he's going to be like nextyear.
The year after Now, quarterbackplay is going to have a lot to
do with that.
Will Howard was just a fuckingstud man yeah, but you said he
was a singer, julian Sane willprobably start, and he was a
high, high, high five-starprospect.
He went to Alabama and then hetransferred last year, so a lot
(07:21):
of expectations for that kid.
You got Tavian, st Clair or StAustin or whatever his name is.
Sounds like a porn star name.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So is Downs coming back too?
Downs is still back, right, hecould come.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Or is it Ibuka?
Downs is a sophomore right,yeah, so I think Downs will be
back.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Ibuka is gone.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Ibuka is a senior he's not coming back.
Ibuka, and then also uh, it's alot, it's a lot of guys.
Yeah, uh, buka, it's um, acouple of the guys on the
offensive line.
The offensive lines bring itback pretty much everybody
except for a couple guys.
Uh, uh, jack sawyer, jt2 willallow, I don't know how?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
but we always lock it up on the on the defense dude.
This is probably the best.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Ohio State defense I've seen since probably the
D'Antonio era from Jim Trussellyears.
I've never seen a lockdowndefense like this.
Now, how nervous.
If anyone who's watched thegame who's an Ohio State fan,
how nervous were you on thatopening 18 play drive by notre
dave.
That took up like nine minutes.
(08:28):
I'm like dude, that is theworst case scenario for ohio
state.
That is michigan like.
That's a michigan like driveand that's all michigan did.
Of course it was notre dave.
Notre dave was just spammingquarterback runs up the middle
like you were playing somecheeser on Madden or something.
So it's like okay, that's notsustainable, they're not going
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to be able to run that.
That dude was gassed he wasgassed.
There was no way.
And then Ohio State adjusted.
They had Jeremiah Love and he'sa really good running back,
Shut him down.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
He had nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
He didn't do jack.
Diddly squat and it's like dang.
I think they knew.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They don't have the playmakers.
Marcus Freeman knew.
Hats off to that dude, being anOhio State alum and then coming
off.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He looks shell-shocked at halftime.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
He was, but he well when it's 21 to 7 yeah but he,
um, but he knew that ohio statewas going to be focusing on um,
on love a lot, because he's thestar, he's their star guy, he's
their the dude.
If you were playing ncaa, he'sthe guy that had the x factor in
(09:43):
there.
And then who's number one?
What was that dude?
That great house or whatever?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
his name was Great house.
Yeah, that dude was pretty fun.
He's good.
He's a good wide receiver.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Kind of reminded me of Paca Nuca or whatever the
hell oh.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Puka Nakua, Puka Nakua yeah, kind of reminded me
of him a little bit the hair andyeah but um, but no, I um, he
did that spin move and scored.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I think he scored on that play, or notre dame was
kind of making her comeback andhe caught it, made a spin move
and then he darted down thesideline.
I'm like, damn dude, that washardcore, fucking crazy dude,
that's pukinakua shit, yeah, butum, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I don't know I was, and you know what's crazy is
that we, we were all excited.
We were watching it, of course,over at john's dad's house,
which is like quintessentialdude it's just there's no other
place that just I don't knowit's home field, it is and uh,
you know, we tried to watch ithere, here in my house, in my
theater.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It just didn't hit the save.
I liked it, my dad liked it,but to us it just your dad, your
mom and dad's house has acoziness, it's.
It's got that aura.
Yeah, it's got the aura to thenostalgia yeah, it just feels
right.
Yeah, like that potato soupgoing down my belly that dude,
oh my god, potato soup was.
So I told my dad I go dude,that was probably the best I
(11:03):
don't know.
I've never had told me how hemade it Dude.
It was next level dude.
I was like damn, this isamazing.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Dude genius.
I'm like I never thought ofdoing that, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Then he sent me home some bean soup.
That bean soup was phenomenaltoo.
I was like jeez, goddamn dad,he should open up.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Open up his own restaurant.
I don't know about now.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, well, probably not now God damn dude, you need
to get a cookbook of his dude.
No kidding man, I almost wantone, right?
Yeah, well, today actually Igot a thing on Facebook.
Me and your dad have beenfriends on Facebook for 15 years
, yeah, right.
And it was our picture from ourshots that we took together.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, from the michigan game.
Yeah, it was that michigan game.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That was the 20s I think your dad just got facebook
all of us so I said, dude, youknow, I said a um, thank you for
always being so amazing, dude.
I so love you, dude, um,because dude john's dad and mom
are just awesome people they'reokay, they're awesome.
Said that Miss Piggy comment.
(12:03):
Your mom gave me the dirtiestlook.
Oh, kirby, how's football?
Oh my God, dude, no, nothingbeats.
Notre Dame gets down when weget Miss Piggy.
What the fuck, dude, Dude,nothing beats.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Your mom gave me the dirtiest look, no, no no,
Remember when it was during theRose Bowl one year and it was a
bunch of mentally challengedkids.
It's like welcome back to theRose Bowl.
And then you started doing.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
And my dad's like, hey, you shouldn't make fun of
that, I forgot your dad workedwith mentally handicapped people
.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
He worked with handicapped people.
That's not cool man.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Welcome back to the woes bowl dude, I used to do
that too.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'll be a knob maybe it's like the early incarnations
of Tim and whatever but it wasjust like so funny, like I said
a lot like one week.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Bob the cat was the the bob, bob bob.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That's crazy uh do I do?
To me that was.
That was when the internet waspure like it was.
It was like pure cocainewatching, like really bad shoddy
(13:33):
flash animation.
It was fucking great.
I was like I couldn't getenough of that.
I mean now youtube kind ofsupplements, any of that, now
it's it's just, it's just tooeasy at your fingertips.
Back then it's like new groundswas the place to go, or albino
black sheep or e-bombs world.
You know there was differentact, e-fucked or uh, or ogrish
(13:57):
or rottencom was those what was?
Oh, rottencom was kind of likethe early, like gross out kind
of website seeing people, seeingdeath.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You know, one of my favorite parts of watching a
game over your mom and dad's isyour dad singing to Carmen Ohio.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
He does it every time .
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I know I love it.
He doesn't get as animated ashe used to.
I miss the days where he wouldbe like run it up their ass and
you'd just bark shit at the TV.
Now he's just like what are youdoing?
I catch myself doing it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't know if you heard like I started picking up
john isms too.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So I'm like what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
you know like he's, he's holding back because, I
think, because like he, he, hetakes it a little far and like
he kind of gets on our nerves alittle bit with it I love it.
It's just like just yells atevery play.
It's just like yells at everyplay.
I can't say nothing because Ido too.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You guys are just killing.
I'm like what the?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
fuck man.
It's like God damn, you don'tfucking do that.
You got to do that.
I was like oh my God Dad, areyou going to fucking do that?
You gotta do it like.
I was like oh my god dad.
Like, are you gonna be likethis the whole game?
It's like yeah, yeah, boy.
It's like god damn, don't knowhow to fucking run the ball.
Listen, I'm like I'm like dad,60 minute game, dude, let's pace
ourselves all right.
Like I'll do whatever the fuckI want.
Boy.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's just like oh my god see that's, that's, uh,
that's how I'd be too dude.
If it was my kids I'd be,like'd be like you, shut the
fuck up.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Remember when I was standing up at the end of the
game and I was like can't see,he was bitching at your
brother's foot, dude, my brotherwas ripping ass the whole night
too.
Oh Joe, no, he was bitching atJoe, joe ripping ass.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He goes.
I don't want to smell shit forthe whole goddamn game.
That's what he said to him.
And then he goes.
And then Justin had his feetlike across, yeah, his foot up.
He couldn't see he goes.
Can you move your foot?
I can't see the TV, justin.
Justin puts his foot down.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Then I stand up right at the end of the game where
Jeremiah Smith caught that ball.
By the way, how ballsy was thatplay call?
Just they knew Hurling it up.
Notre Dame, ohio State, knewNotre Dame was bringing the
house.
I was watching Will Howard wason Pat McAfee's show.
I'm not a big fan of Pat McAfee.
I love Pat McAfee.
(16:13):
I like his podcast or his TVshow.
I just didn't like him on thesidelines just yelling the whole
game.
I love that.
Now I watched the clips of himdoing the highlights and I love
it but I couldn't do?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
who dressed up like lee luke or um who lou holtz?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
oh, I don't know one of his, one of his guys, or
fucking.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I felt so bad for lou holtz for that dressing up like
him even had the face.
It's gotta be morbid as shit.
Dude.
Lou holtz is up there in areclining chair, something up
there where's lou holtz now?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
oh, he's actually up there.
Oh, never mind.
Did you see the clip of willhoward and ryan day and a couple
other guys in this golf cartand the girl just smashes right?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
into the wall.
Somebody pulled up her driver'slicense.
She's from michigan, nosomebody did no, I think they
did.
I don't know if it's real.
I don't know that'd it's real.
Oh, that'd be hilarious.
It's ironic.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Look who knows how to drive.
I was watching Will Howard onPat McAfee yesterday or Eddie
was talking about that he goes.
Actually that girl was justlike blazing through the field
because the locker rooms arelike way on the other side of
the stadium.
He goes.
(17:30):
That girl was just running overpeople almost and it's like and
we're like all right, hell yeah.
And then all of a sudden shejust did it, take that corner,
well, and just blew that axleright into the side of the wall,
right down.
He goes.
I think I go because I thinkcoach day got messed up in the
neck or something.
Because you like they lookpissed, like he looked angry and
will howard's just laughing hisass off man, it's like, oh my
god, it's so funny.
Yeah, but they were talkingabout that last play and and
will howard's, like you know, wewe've pretty much been running
(17:51):
the ball, running the ball andhe goes.
We knew they were gonna try tolike they're gonna go all out
and sell out for the run and gethe goes.
Give chip kelly a lot of creditfor calling that play, because
it takes a lot of balls forcalling that play, because it
takes a lot of balls to do thatand he said it's just basically
go routes on the outside andthey gave jeremiah smith a ton
(18:12):
of room and he goes that's,that's not even fair, that's not
, that's not even a a, that's awin automatically.
And he goes.
And then, uh, pat back.
He's like well, did you knowyou're going to uh, jeremiah?
He goes, oh, he goes there.
Did you know you were going toJeremiah?
He goes, oh, he goes.
There was no one else this wasgoing to.
He goes.
I saw that over there.
And he goes.
Christian Gray gave him likethe 20-yard cushion.
(18:33):
He goes.
Oh, this is going to four, allday long, even when I went up to
him.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He launched that bitch dude, I was like oh, no,
he goes.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
You know, honestly, it was probably not a very good
ball, because if I would havelet him a little bit more he
probably would have scored.
And they're like oh fuck, allthat he goes.
No, no, you did good becauseyou guys could bleed more clock,
and that was good he goes.
If I would have let him alittle bit more he probably
would have scored, but it'swhatever.
So that kid is selfless as hell.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Man, my favorite play of the whole game is when the
defense knew jeremiah smith wasgetting it was pointing at him
he's like over here, over here,over here and they still gave it
to him and he scored.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You know that is when you know you're an all-star.
That's the exact same play.
Alabama ran against us in the2020 national title to davante
smith.
That's the exact same play.
Alabama ran against us in the2020 national title to Devontae
Smith.
It scored almost the exact sameplay.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Where it ran back and then it came back.
I'll show you.
That's actually real.
It's a great play.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It's the exact same play.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's a great play because you think he's going
back to maybe get the ball go tothe other side or block or
something.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Let's see if I could find it here.
Cause it, it was like almostthe exact same play.
Oh yeah, I think this is itright here smith set to the left
(20:00):
tight formation.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Jones flips it to him davante headed for the end zone
and alabama back on prettysimilar yeah, but like he was
lined up and then he came backand then he went out yeah, and
the dude's like pointing at himthe whole time.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
he's like like hey, can we watch that play?
I want to watch it.
Yeah, fuck, yeah, we will.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh my God, dude, so funny.
The Notre Dame the defenderfucking pointing at Jeremiah
Smith like, hey, dude guys, thisdude, you know they're now 41.
He's another guy, 280 pounds.
Look, watch him right here downthe bottom, Look right there he
is Runs back, barely has to runin.
(20:47):
I didn't realize that was thefirst quarter of the game.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, they took up the whole first quarter and I'm
just talking like, oh boy, herewe go.
Notre dame played that verywell.
They went 18 plays.
They had to convert like twofourth downs they didn't score.
Yeah, they didn't yeah, well,give them a lot of credit.
They didn't, they didn't quit.
So we were all celebrating bythe third quarter and they're
like fuck this, we're gonna,we're not done.
And they got it within thescore and, honestly, without
(21:18):
that jeremiah catching that longpass, if they you know notre
dame could have got the ballback, there were only eight
points back.
They were only eight points downso now we had to rely on our
kicker, which has been amazingyou know he did really well in
the playoff, though he made hemade all but one kick, and that
one kick was like 60 yardsbefore the half.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I think you saw how nutty ohio people are.
Yeah, some of them are toonutty.
Yeah, they call for your headreal quick you know you have to
understand there's so much.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
You're surrounded by so much disappointment, death
threats start becoming a part ofit, then that's not cool, bruh,
not cool.
People are like giving ryan daydeath threats or something what
about death threats.
What death, death threats?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
you ever seen that?
What's shit, dude?
Do me a solid on YouTube.
Look up deaf threats, d-e-a-fthreats.
Oh my God, funny video, dude.
Oh yeah, watch it, dude.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Watch this.
I've been getting deaf threats.
You mean death threats, notthis time.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
One again you and me, you and me, die Die.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I've been getting death threats.
You hear him at the back Dude,I died.
Dude.
When I first fucking saw thatdude, I died.
Oh my God, dude, no, no no, no,no no.
Oh my God, yeah, dude, I wasdying when I first saw that dude
Death threats dude.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Dude.
What did I send my brother toshow you, dude, Because I always
show you those videos.
Oh, what did I send my brotherout to show you, dude, Because I
always show you those videos?
Oh man, I saw Joe Diffie pulledup.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Steve, where are you at?
There you are.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh, special education .
Okay, this is what it reads, sodon't take this out on me.
Special education, niggas.
When the teacher starts talkingabout trains and dinosaurs, oh
man it's Kurt Angle.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Dude, yeah, dude, yay oh my god, it's Kurt.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Angle dude, yeah, dude Yay.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yay, oh, my God Dude, I'm telling you what man.
Tiktok dude.
That's one of the biggestthings I'd be worried about.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Tiktok taking down is just that oh my brother sent me
this too, and I know it's beenall over.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, yeah, dude, george Bush is a cartoon in real
life he is a real life cartoon.
He is man?
Oh, speaking of which man?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I know that we had the inauguration monday as well
yeah, um, which I kind of filledmy feet as well.
I was like no, no, no, I don'twant this, no no, no, I'm good,
um, dude, I'm like okay.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So first of all, dude , like I know we're we're.
We're on opposite ends of thespectrum when it comes to that
stuff.
We agree on some things, butwhen it comes to what we voted
for, we're definitely onopposite ends.
And I'm just like how can youshoot yourself in the foot
anymore, elon Musk?
You dumb fuck.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I thought we were bad .
Oh, I thought we were bad and Ithought we were bad, but some
people were trying to likeexplain that away, like you talk
about the nazi salute yes, ahundred percent.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
People try to explain .
No better dude you're notfucking stupid.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
People try to gaslight everyone saying that oh
, he just did it, he's just,he's just awkward and it was
dude.
That was pure fucking heart.
The nazi that's.
That's that is the textbooknazi salute.
If I've ever seen it, you'relike well, the context of it is
that he was like giving hishearts to people no, don't
church it up.
I'm glad you see it that way,because I'm just like no man.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, first of all, number one I'm like I may be
number one.
I may be pro-Trump, but I amdefinitely not pro-Elon.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Musk, even though he works.
I hate that guy.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I think Elon Musk is a piece of shit.
Don't tear us down, Elon, bythe way.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm just not a big fan of all these billionaires
getting cozy with the president.
I just think that's bad.
I don't like it either.
It's bad.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I was talking to sarah today.
I said the problem is, is thatall these billionaires?
Well, yeah, but he, I meanyou're, you're fucking donald
trump.
You don't need all this moneyto fucking help fund your
campaign you should have startedyourself.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
He started a meme coin and he made like a billion
dollars off it already.
Like he's not supposed to bedoing that as president.
It's it's you're not supposedto be making money off your
office.
That's that goes against like alot of different things.
You can't do that.
It just doesn't anyway.
All it just doesn't it.
(26:33):
To me, it's like donald trumpI'm just gonna do it anyway.
That's his fucking motto.
So to make a mega, make america.
It's like I'm just going to doit anyway.
That's his fucking motto.
Instead of make America, makeAmerica.
It's like I'm just going to doit anyway.
It's like no one's going tostop him.
Who's going to stop him?
Nobody.
He'll run for a third term.
Who's going to stop him?
The Constitution Okay, he'salready trying to rescind that.
(26:54):
Try to get rid of birthrightcitizenship.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's like not, we ain't doing that.
Oh where you're born, inamerica, you don't automatically
put an executive order that hewants to stop it.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You can go ahead and try, they ain't gonna happen I
mean that just you knowconstitution.
I'm like my ass with that shit.
We're gonna change the gulf ofmexico to gulf of america
priorities yeah cool, we'regonna.
We're gonna, we're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I don't understand why.
Why does that matter?
What the fuck does it matter?
Like not not saying why does itmatter?
Why aren't people?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
doing that.
I just feel why.
It's just not a big deal, it'sjust just.
It's just a racist dog whistlesall all.
It is Like Mexico fuck them,got to get rid of it.
I'm going to enact 25% tariffson Canada and Mexico on February
1st.
Cool Gas is going to go upbecause we import probably 30%
(27:55):
of our gasoline from Canada.
Go ahead, do that.
Oh, food, yeah, mexico, okay,food's going to go up.
He doesn't understand howtariffs are done.
He thinks tariffs are paid bythe companies that produce the
goods.
No, it's paid for by theAmerican companies that import
the shit.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And what's crazy is he should know that he doesn't
know that that's crazy.
He should know that, that hedoesn't know that that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
He should know that and because he's a moron and he
surrounds, surrounded by morons,and then he thinks that, well,
these people are going to pay it.
No, because that you do youreally want to get into a trade
war with canada and mexico?
Canada's like our biggest ally,it's like that's going to make
prices go clearly clear up, sothat he's like, oh, oh, well,
(28:40):
I'm going to get rid of theinternal revenue service and
start the external revenueservice service and it's all of
our money, all of our money, isgoing to be funded by tariffs
and we're going to get rid ofthe income tax.
That's not going to work,because now, what you're going
to do is companies are going totry to now, when you buy
something, you're just going toget sales tax to death now.
(29:02):
So it's, there's really.
It's not gonna.
It's not gonna happen, it's notgonna even out, because you go
buy like a loaf of bread, oh,there's a 20 tax on that by the
companies because they've been,they've been taxed to death or
you know, or avocados, orwhatever else.
It's just that's not how itworks.
You, you have to.
And he's like well, in the, inthe 1910s, america never had
(29:26):
income tax and we, we funded ourentire government on tariffs.
Um, you do realize that in thatera that people were fucking
poor as fuck back then, likeonly a small percentage of
americans were wealthy 1910sweren't bad, but 1930s is where
there's a stat like I think Iread in that era between like
(29:46):
1900 and 1920, before the crash,and then up to up to that, like
55 56 percent of americans werein poverty.
That's crazy.
Why do we want to go back tosomething like that?
Be, oh, because he wants tolook out for himself and all of
(30:06):
his billionaire friends.
That's basically.
Oh.
I love how mark zuckerberg hasalready bent the knee.
What a what a piece of shit.
I don't like him either.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't like any of those guys what do you mean by
well, he's got he got rid of umlike the.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
He has like misinformation things on his um
on facebook.
He's getting rid of that tokind of deter away from, you
know, misinformation beingspread, fact checkers and stuff
like that.
He, he got rid of that.
So that's, that's one way.
And he was at the inaugurationand shit, kind of smooching butt
(30:43):
dude, okay, so on a better noteoh, I like better notes, guess
what I started?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
okay, so actually hold that thought.
We're going to take a break andthen Ah, son of a bitch, no
more better notes.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
We'll be right back.
Well, after these messagesActually, they're not messages
We'll be right back After thesemessages.
We'll be right back, back, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Hell yeah, boys.
I got my first fuck when I wasthree.
Flew a hundred thousand dudesOn my knees, hard marbles and
cocks Through my door.
A Barbie dial for the bitchnext door.
She tried to pay me with a kissand I began to understand that
there's just something aboutfucking another man, ha ha.
(31:45):
When I turned 16, I saved a fewhundred bucks.
I went out and found a dude tofuck.
I was cruising the town and thefirst dude I see was Bobby Joe
Gentry, homecoming queen.
He flagged me down and climbedup in the cab and said man, let
(32:06):
me give you a big old hand,turned my truck on fire, rolled
down the hill and I wouldn'tstay before a motherfucker named
Jill.
Got an eight foot bed.
That never has to be made.
You know, if there's 300 dudesI'm getting laid.
I met all my dudes in trafficjams.
There's just one hole they liketo get me to cram.
(32:29):
Most Friday nights I can befound getting in the man's bed
Gonna give it a pound.
Back then to my spot, thedrive-in show.
You know, a car go a lot, letsa dude fucking blow.
Never have to wait in line atthe popcorn stand because I want
(32:53):
to jerk off with another man,set my truck on fire, roll it
down to hell and I tell you whatI'm going to.
Roll it down to hell and I'lltell you what I'm going to.
Fuck this dude named Bill.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Got a name footbed.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That never has to be made.
If there's dongs there, I'mgoing to fucking get laid.
Met all my dudes in trafficjams.
They bend over.
Show this motherfucker, thesemickin' hams, oh yeah boys Woo
yeah, yeah, boys Woo, yeah, takeit, boy.
Yeah, that's a real deep line.
(33:32):
A bucket of rust or a brand newmachine.
I'm going to flash my dick in acouple bucks of green.
Rust is not going to fire.
I'm gonna flash my dick in acouple bucks of green.
I roll down the hill and I'mgonna stick my dick in this
motherfucking wheel.
Got an eight foot bed thatnever has to be made.
If there's dingers, dingers,then I'm gonna get laid.
(33:54):
Met all my dudes in trafficjams.
I said, hey, show me thatbottle while I'm about to cram.
You know what's up, bitch, I'mgonna fuck this man.
Oh, that's what I'm talkingabout.
(34:14):
Come on, boys, let's get naked.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Make this a jamboree, a jamboree All right, boys,
let's go.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All right, man, You're last.
You got the biggest dingus.
I ain't fucking taking thatmotherfucker down.
I'll tell you that Ain't noanaconda going here.
I ain't ice cube.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
Yo, what's up, Welcome back to the best
freaking podcast.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jay.
Baby, Listen, you don't keeplistening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Welcome back.
It's Every Day with John andJay.
I interrupted Jay.
If you didn't know, Ohio Statewon.
Ohio State won, by the way.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Just kidding, but no.
So Sarah from work showed meand I can't believe I've never
watched it, but the dude isfucking great.
Started watching Harvey Birdman, attorney of Law.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I've never watched that show.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Holy shit, is it funnier than fuck.
Okay, what I love about it isthe nostalgia feel of it.
Okay, so Harvey Birdman is anattorney, attorney, and it
reminds me kind of of archer alittle bit okay, because I love
archer as well, but it's oldhannah, barbara characters that
(35:50):
they're representing, oh, okay,like morocco mold secret
squirrel, secret squirrels, likea fucking uh cereal, oh, he's a
flasher.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
he's a flasher, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And then Fred Flintstone's, part of the mafia.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Dude, quick draw.
Mcgraw gets in trouble forarresting somebody.
So he gets arrested forarresting and he goes.
Hey, is that a gun in your hand?
Is that a gun?
He goes yeah.
Like he's all fucking likecowboys, yeah, cowboys, yeah,
(36:26):
got like dark fucking shit onthem.
Um, and then, um, today I waslike you know what, I was
talking to sarah work and I waslike you know, have you ever
watched drawn together?
And she goes no, I said dude,it is amazing.
So I went on.
You know I'm like, well, is itstreaming?
Let's take a look and like notreally.
So I went on amazon.
You know I'm like, well, is itstreaming?
Let's take a look and like notreally.
So I went on Amazon prime andthe first season of drawn
together was only five bucks.
I'm like buying it, we'rewatching it at work.
(36:49):
It is drawn together is thenastiest I've heard of it.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I've never watched.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
So funny dude.
Pull up some shit from drawntogether.
I'm not kidding of it.
I've never watched so funnydude pull up some shit from
drawn together.
Dude, I'm not kidding, it makesfun of spongebob, it makes fun
of, like, betty boop.
Oh my god, dude, some of thisshit is so funny it's like
superman fuck you fatty, fupapick it up or I'm sending you
back to hell.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
all All right, dude, drop your weapon.
No, you drop it.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
Nobody holds a gun to my girl but me.
All right, let's fucking dothis.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's like Spongebob.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
It is.
It's supposed to make fun ofSpongebob Dude.
It's like okay, so there's agay Zelda-looking guy, there's a
Pokemon Pikachu-lookingcharacter that they make fun of,
and he comes in and he justspeaks Japanese and he's like I
want to fucking fight and thengive little kids seizures.
And then it shows him likedoing his battle thing and it's
(37:53):
like die, die, die, kill, kill,kill.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
They make fun of Fat Albert.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh my God, dude, it's fucking horrible.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
Hey, hey, hey hey, I think the Brown Hornet's trying
to tell us something.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
What Fat Allen, who has absolutely no affiliation
with Bill Carpenter's lovablecharacter Fat Albert?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
I don't know, but I think it's about beating your
meat.
So what?
Speaker 6 (38:14):
should we do about it buh?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I know Everybody circle up.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
Looks like Fat Allen once again tricked the gang into
a circle juggle.
Like little did they know,Pussy Bob was about to fuck up
their fun.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
I'm saying oh my God, Fat Allen and his junkyard
pants.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Like Josie the Pussycat.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Yeah, she's one of the characters.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Who the hell are you ?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
You know who I is.
When I was younger, youviolated me, hey what.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
Yeah, and the rest of y'all just watched.
I don't think we'd forget asexual experience that doesn't
involve us circling up anddropping snot on each other's
shoes.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
All I'm looking for is a little apology, so I can
stop slutting around and we canput this whole ugly mess behind
us.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
I can't honestly apologize for something I'm not
even capable of.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Yeah, his diabetes done affected his meters.
Hey, find out you're like alibrary on Sunday.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
A library on Sunday, oh my God mouth.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
German porn star mouth Cause you full of shit.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Laugh it up, assholes In jail Popo, arrest these
criminals.
Oh hey, watch the hat man.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Oh, my god, dude, there's one where like okay, so
the first episode, the aeriallooking chick, because she's
supposed to be like a disneyprincess.
Yeah, she is racist.
And the black chick walks in.
It's funny because thesuperhero guy goes.
Man, the I don't blame the, thezelda looking dude for fucking
(40:16):
calling his girlfriend all thetime.
Look at the pool pool over herehe goes.
It's not like I wouldn't put mystick in there and whirl around
, but in any of them but whirlaround, but still I wish there
was just a hot black chick witha big ass.
And then in comes Foxy and hegoes man, I'm really good at
this.
What about a 12 year old and adonkey?
And it shows him staring at thefront door like couple cuts.
(40:39):
Yeah, and he keeps staring atthe door and it never comes in
dude.
What about a 12-year-old girland a donkey?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Popeye on steroids.
I got it All mine.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
Ow Interference, sander, was totally off sides.
Do over yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Is that, thomas the Tank Engine, supposed to be Like
a go-bot or some shit?
Dude, you're the worst athlete.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
I've ever seen and I've been to like every Special
Olympics.
There's this one guy who,basically, is just a head on a
spring and he's way better thanyou.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
I can't help it.
I can't do sports.
Okay, there, now you know mykryptonite Doing sports games.
Are you happy?
I hate you all Ah.
Oh, you're beautiful.
What's your name, mister?
Speaker 7 (41:32):
Oh Laze, I only track with real men who know how to
play sports.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Oh, shrek 2 was right .
What kind of man is bad atdoing sports games?
Sometimes it can be such a dragliving with roommates.
I don't need this place.
I don't need any of you.
You're all dead to me.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Ha, ha ha ha ha To me .
Speaker 7 (42:33):
The dude at the nutrition store gave me an
address for this place.
I could go.
My friends just don't get me.
Oh my god, I just scored somegreat Lloyd's from the Jolly
Green Giants.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
My best friend Popeye and I were getting bigger than
we ever imagined.
Soon we would become sopowerful we'd rule the galaxy as
father and son, which, unless Ibecome completely misguided, is
why I started taking steroidsin the first place.
Nothing could stand in our wayNothing, nothing, popeye, are
(43:02):
you?
Speaker 7 (43:03):
alright, it's time.
Skinu, I've contracted thedeadly AIDS virus from sharing
steroid needles AIDS.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
How come I've never heard of this AIDS?
They should have a walk orsomething to raise awareness.
Get clean for me, Captain.
Walk or something to raiseawareness.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
Get clean for me, Captain.
Oh, I'm weeks at the finish.
Cause AIDS beats out spinach,oh my God, no.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
I thank you for your hearty congratulations and I
accept your strange trophy as atoken of my impressive victory.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh my God, Dude, the drawing together is phenomenal.
It's hilarious man.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
So is Harvey Birdman.
Harvey Birdman is phenomenal.
Holy shit, dude.
Yeah, harvey Birdman makes funof like Hanna-Barbera, like,
makes fun of like Hanna-Barbera,like they're defending
Hanna-Barbera characters.
It's so fucking hilarious.
I love it.
What was I watching?
What was I watching?
Oh, no, I was watching.
(44:11):
Okay, so the first episode ofthe Harvey Birdman where Sarah
and I were watching it lastnight because I wanted to show
her, was Johnny Quest.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Oh, my God, yes.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
So it was Johnny and Quimby and our Kwame or whatever
, and what it is is the dad andhis assistant.
His assistant was trying to getcustody of the kids because the
dad's never around, and blah,blah, blah.
Dude, there's one part whereJohnny Quest's little dog comes
in and a fucking hawk comes downand grabs the dog, takes it
away.
Oh my God, dude, it is.
(44:48):
It's fucking hilarious, it'slike non-stop crazy shit going
on.
Dude, like I love it.
It was.
Uh, it's right up my alley,dude.
Oh my god, I have to check itout.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It is because I've seen clips of it.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I just never got into I never, never thought I would
either.
And then, then I startedwatching it at work.
Oh dude, I was laughing my assoff.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
I always like Space Ghost Coast to Coast it reminds
me of that.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I love cartoon play.
I never watched Coast to Coast,but cartoon play got me.
Where him and Brack and Boratand shit, not Borat.
What is?
What is this?
Is it?
Speaker 3 (45:21):
borat?
No, it's not borat, it's uhbracken, brack and uh.
Well, you know, I want to lookup that.
Uh, zor, zorak, zorak zorak,not borak borat oh, this is what
.
This is so stupid, but I love,I think.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Cartoon Planet.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (45:49):
Space Ghost.
You know what?
What, that's what, that's what.
Get it.
Hey Space Ghost, you know what?
Hey Space Coach, you know what?
Hey Space Coach, you know what?
(46:10):
No, seriously.
You know, what, that's what.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to blast
Zorak.
Wait what.
Speaker 9 (46:21):
That's good buddy, that's what.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I love Zorak dude.
That's what.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
Brack, if you don't stop doing that annoying.
Whatever it is you're doing,I'm going to blast Zorak.
I don't believe you.
You don't no.
Speaker 7 (46:40):
I don't Believe him.
Believe him.
Speaker 9 (46:45):
I Triple Dog.
Dare you to do that again?
Speaker 7 (46:48):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (46:54):
I guess blowing up Zorak makes you feel like Mr Big
Stuff.
Is that your answer toeverything?
Nice weather we're having.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Nice weather we're having.
Speaker 9 (47:12):
Um, can I make one little remark without you
blowing Zorak up?
Maybe, I guess not.
Hey, why don't?
Speaker 7 (47:22):
you zap Brack.
He started the whole thing.
Oh, he'd love to blast me,wouldn't you zap Brack?
Speaker 9 (47:25):
He started the whole thing.
Oh, he'd love to blast me,wouldn't you, space Ghost,
wouldn't you, mr Big man?
But he can't.
You know why?
Because I'm not animated toexplode.
That's right, right, right.
Even if I was, I'm sowell-loved by all that if Space
Ghost blasted one arrow on mypretty little head, he would get
(47:49):
in big trouble.
Am I right, or am I right?
Or am I right, or am I right,or am I right, or am I right?
You know what else?
What Chicken butt, chicken butt.
I don't know why I love this somuch.
That arm down, don't, don't you?
(48:09):
Hey, don't point at me there,buster dude, it was so good.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Like the, I love cartoon planet more than I like
space, ghost, space, ghost coastto coast was where he
interviewed, interviewed people.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, yeah, I liked.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
I like cartoon planet because of Brack.
Brack was my favorite dude.
Zorak was awesome, but Brackwas always my favorite.
He was just so stupid and hissongs and shit were just so good
.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Every time I move my arm it costs Cartoon Networks 42
bucks.
What was that one song?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It was like oh, Don't Touch Me.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Mashed potatoes, hey, sweet potatoes.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
I can't believe this is what we thought was funny
back then.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I love it, though I'll knock my ass off, dude, I
still love it.
Speaker 9 (49:06):
Whoa hey, I still love it, whoa hey.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Don't touch me.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
I had to play it.
Speaker 9 (49:15):
Don't touch me.
Whoa, hey, don't touch me.
Hey, hey, don't touch me.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey,hey, don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
(49:36):
Hey, oh, don't touch me.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la la la, don'ttouch me.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
La, la, la, la.
Oh, my God, don't touch me.
Bologna sandwich was one of myfavorites.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Me and my bologna sandwich.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah, what a great fucking dude.
That show was so good andHarvey Birdman reminds me of
that dude like a lot becauseit's the same ask.
And it was funny because Mr X Iguess I don't know if Mr X is
like the bad guy in Birdman-Okay, like the actual cartoon,
like back in the day, okay.
I think Mr X wanted to own oronce one of the episodes, once
(50:23):
the fucking medal, or won themedallion in a fucking game of
like cards birdman's medallion,where he gets all his powers oh,
yeah, yeah so he's runningaround trying to use his powers
and do all this crazy shit anddude.
I'm just so fucking never trusta monkey the Never trust a
monkey, the ad.
(50:44):
Never trust a monkey.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
I remember this one.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah, let's watch this one.
Speaker 9 (50:49):
Oh my God, I used to watch all these One time I hired
a monkey to take notes for mein class, I would just sit there
with my mind a complete blank,while the monkey scribbled on
little pieces of paper.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
I like bananas and I failed.
Speaker 9 (51:03):
Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.
So I wrote a paper that saidHello, my name is Bingo.
I like to climb on things.
Can I have a banana Eat cake?
I?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
got an F, I got an F.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
When.
Speaker 9 (51:17):
I told my mom about it.
She said I told you never trusta monkey.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
The end yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
He had a whole bunch of those.
There's a whole.
Cd.
See, I like those, I like theBrax and then my other vice is.
Steve Brule, steve Brule, oh my.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
God, why is that familiar?
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Steve Brule.
It's from Tim and Eric.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
It's fucking John C Reilly.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, dude his shit is
hilarious, Dude, John C Reilly.
Anything is fucking cold.
I love John C Reilly.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Wasn't there a thing where it's like remember the Tim
and Eric Awesome show?
Remember that I never watchedit when it was just like.
It was just like they had like,really crudely like drawn.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
They would just like express them like.
I don't remember that.
I never watched it.
I remember one of them woulddress up like a woman a lot I
think this is what it was, dudethere he is like j love Steve
Brule man.
Yeah, one of them dressed likea woman all the time.
Speaker 7 (52:31):
And now the only married news team in the
Tri-County area, jan and WayneSchuyler, with special news
correspondent Dr Steve.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
Brule.
I love all kinds of drinks, andespecially wine.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Well, that makes one of us, because I can't even get
near the stuff because of myinterior rash, and red wine is
the worst for my sores.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
I didn't know that.
Why didn't you say somethingwhen I poured you a glass last
night?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Because I sit with you.
He looks like he's trying todress up like John C Reilly.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
We've got a special guest, dr Steve Brule, is up in
wine country.
He's going to show us a thingor two about the differences
between different kinds of wine.
Speaker 5 (53:05):
Steve, hey Jenny, hey Wayne.
I don't even like wine, butguess what You're going to like
it?
I need some cheese.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Steve, what kind of wine is that you're drinking?
I can't see hon.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Sweet berry wine.
Sweet berry wine.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
I can't see hon.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
I'm supposed to spit it out, but no way, jose, my
spinista tastes like fruittastes like fruit wine was
invented by Romans for orgies,and orgies are not too much fun.
If no one wants to do with you,mike, you want to check on
Steve real quick.
Tell him how it tastes, steve.
(53:48):
All right, let's do it, steve.
Steve, are you okay?
Over there there's all kinds ofother wines Peanut, knorr, they
got all different kinds.
Peanut Knorr, and that's SteveRule for your wine.
Come here, jenny, jenny.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I see the one where, like when your wife says you
don't listen to her because youhave a short attention span, and
he's like Also so it was likeyour mother is a horse or
something like that, dude therewas.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
So there was.
There was another thing whereit was like.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
It was just like crudely animated like, they're
like yeah I think I rememberthat, but I don't it was a tim
and eric awesome show.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's called something else, I think, or maybe it was
within that show, I don't know,but they're all like.
It was black and white and itwas just hand drawn and they're
like, they'll do.
They'll do like expressions.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
They wouldn't be animated, I like how we went to
an adult swim kind of yeah, wewent to an adult swim.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Dude RIP Cartoon Network.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
So that's all I gotta say.
Oh yeah, cause they just shutit down.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force oh mygod.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Yes, I remember watching the fucking dude.
We adjusted where it was NewYear's Day or New Year's Eve and
the pilot came on and we werewatching cartoon network and
it's like we're like what thefuck is this?
And we were hooked day one onfucking aqua teen hugger.
I did not, I um, dude didfucking.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Uh, aqua teen ham banana.
Dude.
Dude.
Ham banana is the best one dudeor the fucking foreigner belt.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
I like the oh man there's so many.
I like the love mummy.
Oh ham banana.
Yeah, oh you, I think he's kindof threatening me.
Oh, I like the knick-knack andI like the moon and nights the
oh dude when they order thepizzas.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yeah, or mothman.
Mothman was fucking hilariousoh yeah or uh, south bronx
parasite baby.
What a great intro song.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
I love Meatwad.
What now?
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Meatwad, I think, was everybody's favorite.
Mine is Carl, carl's awesome,automatically.
Oh, dude, dusty Gazanga, dustyGazanga, that's on here.
Dude, dusty Kazanga, dustyKazanga, that's on here.
Dude, dusty Kazanga, dustyKazanga.
Oh one Is this Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
Activity talk, of course Number one in the hood G.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Dusty Kazanga, I'm trying to think of.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
I like Love Mummy for some reason.
Speaker 7 (56:50):
Mummy.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
Then they find out that because they think he's
cursed- and stuff.
Oh, the t-shirt, the hauntedt-shirt, or whatever.
Speaker 7 (57:02):
Here you go.
Speaker 9 (57:03):
Hot grilled cheese.
Oh, come on now.
I just made those Lobster.
Lobster Serve.
Speaker 7 (57:10):
Serve.
Speaker 8 (57:12):
I'll take that grilled cheese.
Speaker 7 (57:14):
We're frugal people.
Okay, we don't generally eatlobster and steak for lunch.
You cannot be serious.
You better try Lord of theLobster off of 14th Street.
They're the closest.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
Get them to throw in.
Some of them yeast rolls withthe dip inside.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
Check out the t-shirt of the dead.
That's one of my favorites.
That's when Miwad gets thatt-shirt, oh no.
He gets powers or something,yeah, and he brings Santa Claus
and then he strips his skin off.
Speaker 9 (57:39):
Oh, he's like oh, what are you Just go with
something simple first.
Speaker 8 (57:43):
All right, here's something simple.
Santa Claus, santa Claus, whatis wrong with you, master Shake,
you've been a naughty boy allday.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
I'm the Easter Bunny.
I'm the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 8 (57:53):
Did you get my letter .
Meatworm, why did you call mein the middle of July?
I want me some presents.
I've been a good boy for thefirst quarter of this year and
most of the second quarter.
It's the middle of f***ing JulyI was sleeping Well, but I,
these faggoty elves, don't evencome in till September.
Well, I want a unicorn with ahorn and a banana seat and a
(58:16):
banana suit too.
Give me that, well, I'll justwaltz on down to the free
present store.
You think I have money?
Speaker 9 (58:24):
to buy all that.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
Ah, please, no, no not that kind of horn.
Come on, use the hill.
Well I didn't do it, you did it.
So you want to have any coffee?
I'm getting there.
I'm sorry, he just woke me upand it pisses me off.
Ah, that'll work.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Yeah, that'll work.
The T-shirt of the dead there's.
The whole fucking series isjust really good, santa claus.
Oh, there's andrew wk.
Oh no, it's danzig danzig theydo have andrew w.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yeah, carl, like cancer or something yeah party,
party, party, party, party.
We're going to have a party.
Speaker 2 (59:04):
Is it the Paradise?
Is that South Bronx Paradise?
I know South Bronx Paradise isone of my faves.
Space Cotez, space Cotez.
I love those guys.
Listen, emery.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
Listen, Emery, no no.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
You're the one who's the worst.
You're the one that sucks yourown thoughts dude.
I love those guys, are they?
Speaker 3 (59:28):
battling with like the moon and I yeah, space,
space, go test.
Season one, with the littleopening gag, was with um dr dr.
Speaker 2 (59:34):
Weird, I loved him my ass has chosen to eat my hand.
It hungers more cord.
Send out the phone spiders.
Speaker 3 (59:45):
Steve, I don't think that's right.
Ah, shit always happens to him,his little cystic guy.
It's so random.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
Excuse me, dr Wired Weird, weird, weird.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Dr Weird, steve, send the phone spiders.
Ah, dude, I fucking love it sogood.
Um shit, um, mr pickles, it'sdefinitely one of my faves.
Uh, the doll swim.
Did you watch that one?
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
uh, is it some sort of devil?
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
he's a satanic.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yeah, that's it, satanic, good boy dude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Sarah loved that fucking show because it's metal,
it's all metal music whenyou're mr metal metal oculus is
the best.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
I wish they'd bring that back.
I watched like a movie.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
They had a movie come out I didn't really care for it
too much.
I didn't seem like the voiceschanged a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Yeah, my one of my favorite gags was the hamburger
time, where we're we're bingbing, boom, hammer.
That's one of my favorite gags.
Was the hamburger time, wherewe're we're bing bing, boom,
hammer.
That's one of my favorite,that's my favorite episode yeah
yeah, because I jacked up on drfreak.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
You is my pals, we're fucking.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Toki finds a goddamn cat that's dying.
The cat dies at the end we'regonna be okay because we drank
all that bleach.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Right guys, they go to the bleach?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
yeah, because they actually have a brush with death
, even though people die attheir concerts yeah, people die
at their concerts every episodeand they have a little brush
with it.
They're like, holy shit, guys,we almost died.
And their manager's like, well,maybe you guys go to the doctor
, listen, listen.
Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Bing bang, boom hamburger time.
Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Yeah, can we call something else?
Yeah, hamburger time.
Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
You're a gay doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I jerked off at a doctor's face.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
That song at the end was so good, though man.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You saw my pals I didn't fucking care.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Dude, dude, I gotta listen to that.
Yeah, I'm down, dude, I'm 100%down.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
This has been an interesting episode.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
From Ohio.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
State to Adult Swim.
We're making full circle here,oh man.
Oh there it is, Meow I chosehim.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Yeah, he's a cat.
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
He's a super cool cat .
He's just got some littlecoughs.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
He's a super cool cat .
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Toki's probably one of my favorite characters.
Mine is Murderface.
Murderface is awesome.
It's like a Lisa Frank thing.
Yeah, murderface, murderface isawesome.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
It's like a Lisa Frank thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Yeah, I don't have burger time.
You've got some love in my life.
You know you've made me feelfine.
Made me feel fine.
I think your kitty's inside.
Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
You know you kept me in line Pickles, pickles, yeah,
so I can drink and get high.
No more hamburger time.
No more hamburger time that Igot on Ashdod's eyes.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
And my dick just spread this wide.
He hang out, he wants to live,not come in.
No, hamburger time, no no.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I can't talk with a back of face.
Is this card or whatever?
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Yeah, it's card.
Quiz card, quiz card.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Oh, dr roxo dr roxo is probably one of my favorites
dude um one of my favorite songsof theirs is mermaid.
Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I don't know why I like it so much.
It's yeah, dude, dude, it'sfucking awesome it's.
It's really simple, but it'slike, I don't know.
It's one of my favorite songsof theirs.
It's kind of repetitive, butit's just like oh, I know what I
(01:04:12):
want to show.
Have you ever seen the Batmanthings off these songs?
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yes, remember, we watched them.
Did we watch them together?
We watched one.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Did we watch one?
Yes, did we watch the Batmanone?
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yes, we did, I think.
So Let me see here the Mermaid,or Batman.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Bat Metal.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yes, we did.
I don't care, we can watch itagain, I don't care I think it
was Batman.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Fuck for it.
You're wrong bud oh no, thatwas wrong, but although I was I
forget which one I was Batmanmetal too yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I love this so much, lars James.
Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
This is parents.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Just fucking up and torturing Aquaman.
Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Yeah, just fucking up and torturing Aquaman yeah.
But beware, for when you quenchyour blood thirst, others will
seek vengeance on you and theywill rest until you're dead.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
The hunter Check, pipe Check, hand Check, Axe
Check.
Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
Subject Check Location Check.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Desire Check Vengeance.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Check Dude.
The animation is so good, Allthe.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Shark tail dude.
Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
Ha, ha, ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It's like Guitar.
Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
Hero Kids.
Yeah, yeah, he's like murder,he's like oh no, ha, ha, ha, ha
ha.
Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Ha ha, ha ha Dude it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
That's awesome, dude.
Yeah, the animation's reallygood, you know what would be
cool.
My favorite part of theanimation is Robin at the drums.
Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Yeah, it's really well done.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
It's just super cool.
Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
This reminds me and I know we were talking earlier
about old school Newgrounds,kind of animation.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
It does.
Yeah, this reminds me ofsomething like that.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
This is something I would watch on Newgrounds back
in 2001.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
And I'd be loving every bit of it, but with that
said we'll have to bid adieu fortoday.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Bid adieu, Any departing words.
Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yeah, I'd like to say thank you to everybody for
listening.
We really appreciate it.
Definitely, congratulations toour Ohioio state guys dude, yes
on a on an addy win when theywin, I win.
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
So that's that's how I feel, so I live vicariously
through them, as all fans, andI'd like to say, um, I'm a
winner.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
What's up, tony?
I know you're fucking listening.
Ha ha, tony bucchioni, I knowyou're fucking listening.
Ha ha, tony buccione, I knowyou're listening, dude, um, he
listens to us at work.
He goes.
Thank you guys for helping meget through my work day so yeah,
we hope everyone is gettingthrough their work day.
Yeah, and also a goon tag andan elon musk.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Salute to all the people evita zane like a
Gesundheit and all that, evita.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
That's right.
Gesundheit, that's right,that's right, that's right.
Did you do it so well, dude?
Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Yeah, maybe too well that was too well.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
That's the German part of John coming out, it is
Barbaria.
Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Volkswagen Beetle Germany.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Mercedes Benz.
Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
I'm not Japanese.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
But yeah, seriously, we I'm not jacking, but yeah
seriously, we appreciateeveryone who listens.
As Jay said, and we'lldefinitely, we're going to be
around a long time, so we'll beback next week and then we'll
see you next week.
I'm John Brickman and I'm JasonScherger.
Peace out.
Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Girl Scouts.
It's everyday With John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit.
(00:51):
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day, this is
our day.
It's not my day, this is ourday, and it's every day with
John and Jay.
(01:12):
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with John and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Thank you ©.
Bf-watch TV 2021.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
All right, welcome to another episode, that is,
national Champions 2024.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The National Champions of the world.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And if you like Ohio State, that's awesome, enjoy
that.
But if you don't go, fuckyourself.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Piss off.
Go fuck yourself.
I don't really care.
Go fuck thyself, Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I've been reading so much bullshit Crying and whining
and blah, blah, blah Ohio.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
State paid $20 million for that national title.
No, really, they did ittechnically Because everybody,
let's see here, texas had abigger NIL, oregon had a bigger
NIL.
I guess who beat both thoseteams?
Oh yeah, ohio State and most ofthat was actually just
retaining the roster wasbringing all the seniors back.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's what it was.
A lot of that money went tothose guys.
I want to straight up say thisthis Ohio State team deserved to
win the natty they did.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
They deserved 100% to win the natty, totally selfless
all around this team isselfless.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I was also watching a thing today about the worst
things that people heard aboutryan day, and I'm gonna say this
straight up.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I mean we did our podcast after the michigan loss.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, it was a tough loss and I was calling for his
head.
I'll say that straight up, I'lladmit it, and and I'm not 100
sold on ryan day I'm glad theywon um so like.
But you know like I'm not gonnasit there and suck his dick
either, dude, you know likepeople are like oh, you're fair
weather, blah, blah no, there'sa difference.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
There's a difference between accountability and being
a the fringe lunatic, a lunaticfringe.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So wanting a great song.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Wanting your head coach to beat michigan is not of
the ordinary, and theexpectations at Ohio State are
high.
Ohio State don't have downyears, that's the thing.
Michigan has down years theyalways do.
Ohio State don't have downyears, so that's the thing.
Ohio State's won at least 11games the last 15 years, so
(05:08):
that's the standard, that's justhow it is.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And well, my, my biggest thing is that I wasn't
really pissed for us.
I wasn't pissed for ohio.
You know ohio state.
At the time I was pissed forthe seniors I was pissed that
these kids came back.
Yeah, to show that that's agood point yeah and, and they
never won and they didn't gettheir.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, they didn't get it done.
Yeah, that's why I'm sayingthey deserve this win.
Like jack sawyer man, you got afeel for that guy by the way,
I'm getting one of his jerseysnice, 50 bucks.
Nice, like like the nationalchampionship sweet.
He was at raising canesomewhere in columbus dishing
out fucking food.
I guess him and uh will howard.
(05:47):
It's like like who's gettingraising canes at 10 am?
That's, that's criminal.
Thank you nil.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Thank you nil yeah, but you know, like I was
somebody put on there today andwe were talking about our um,
because I watch facebook reelsevery morning and obviously
because I'm an ohio state fan.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, my , my algorithm's been fully
stocked with Ohio State stuffit's been amazing and I'm okay
with that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I love it.
I love it.
But they were talking aboutthey're like everybody's pissed.
And now I kind of appreciatethe NIL a little bit more,
because they said before the NILAlabama would be stocked with
five-star recruits riding abench.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
yeah, like people that would go first round.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
In the fucking draft on the bench it's even the
playing field a little bit yeah,now that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
But what sucks is you got to make sure you're paying
that player and you keep payingthat.
Yeah, you make them happy ifyou do not somebody else will.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's more of an investment.
Now.
It's like okay, so likejeremiah sm's going to get paid
to stay at Ohio State and Idon't see him going anywhere,
but you never know.
But it's just now.
A lot of this NIL money goes tokeeping guys what's crazy is.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I can't wait to see how good he is by his senior
year.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Dude, if he's this good as a freshman, you imagine
what he's going to be like nextyear.
The year after Now, quarterbackplay is going to have a lot to
do with that.
Will Howard was just a fuckingstud man yeah, but you said he
was a singer, julian Sane willprobably start, and he was a
high, high, high five-starprospect.
He went to Alabama and then hetransferred last year, so a lot
(07:21):
of expectations for that kid.
You got Tavian, st Clair or StAustin or whatever his name is.
Sounds like a porn star name.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So is Downs coming back too?
Downs is still back, right, hecould come.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Or is it Ibuka?
Downs is a sophomore right,yeah, so I think Downs will be
back.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Ibuka is gone.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Ibuka is a senior he's not coming back.
Ibuka, and then also uh, it's alot, it's a lot of guys.
Yeah, uh, buka, it's um, acouple of the guys on the
offensive line.
The offensive lines bring itback pretty much everybody
except for a couple guys.
Uh, uh, jack sawyer, jt2 willallow, I don't know how?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
but we always lock it up on the on the defense dude.
This is probably the best.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Ohio State defense I've seen since probably the
D'Antonio era from Jim Trussellyears.
I've never seen a lockdowndefense like this.
Now, how nervous.
If anyone who's watched thegame who's an Ohio State fan,
how nervous were you on thatopening 18 play drive by notre
dave.
That took up like nine minutes.
(08:28):
I'm like dude, that is theworst case scenario for ohio
state.
That is michigan like.
That's a michigan like driveand that's all michigan did.
Of course it was notre dave.
Notre dave was just spammingquarterback runs up the middle
like you were playing somecheeser on Madden or something.
So it's like okay, that's notsustainable, they're not going
(08:51):
to be able to run that.
That dude was gassed he wasgassed.
There was no way.
And then Ohio State adjusted.
They had Jeremiah Love and he'sa really good running back,
Shut him down.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
He had nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
He didn't do jack.
Diddly squat and it's like dang.
I think they knew.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They don't have the playmakers.
Marcus Freeman knew.
Hats off to that dude, being anOhio State alum and then coming
off.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He looks shell-shocked at halftime.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
He was, but he well when it's 21 to 7 yeah but he,
um, but he knew that ohio statewas going to be focusing on um,
on love a lot, because he's thestar, he's their star guy, he's
their the dude.
If you were playing ncaa, he'sthe guy that had the x factor in
(09:43):
there.
And then who's number one?
What was that dude?
That great house or whatever?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
his name was Great house.
Yeah, that dude was pretty fun.
He's good.
He's a good wide receiver.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Kind of reminded me of Paca Nuca or whatever the
hell oh.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Puka Nakua, Puka Nakua yeah, kind of reminded me
of him a little bit the hair andyeah but um, but no, I um, he
did that spin move and scored.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I think he scored on that play, or notre dame was
kind of making her comeback andhe caught it, made a spin move
and then he darted down thesideline.
I'm like, damn dude, that washardcore, fucking crazy dude,
that's pukinakua shit, yeah, butum, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I don't know I was, and you know what's crazy is
that we, we were all excited.
We were watching it, of course,over at john's dad's house,
which is like quintessentialdude it's just there's no other
place that just I don't knowit's home field, it is and uh,
you know, we tried to watch ithere, here in my house, in my
theater.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It just didn't hit the save.
I liked it, my dad liked it,but to us it just your dad, your
mom and dad's house has acoziness, it's.
It's got that aura.
Yeah, it's got the aura to thenostalgia yeah, it just feels
right.
Yeah, like that potato soupgoing down my belly that dude,
oh my god, potato soup was.
So I told my dad I go dude,that was probably the best I
(11:03):
don't know.
I've never had told me how hemade it Dude.
It was next level dude.
I was like damn, this isamazing.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Dude genius.
I'm like I never thought ofdoing that, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Then he sent me home some bean soup.
That bean soup was phenomenaltoo.
I was like jeez, goddamn dad,he should open up.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Open up his own restaurant.
I don't know about now.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, well, probably not now God damn dude, you need
to get a cookbook of his dude.
No kidding man, I almost wantone, right?
Yeah, well, today actually Igot a thing on Facebook.
Me and your dad have beenfriends on Facebook for 15 years
, yeah, right.
And it was our picture from ourshots that we took together.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, from the michigan game.
Yeah, it was that michigan game.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That was the 20s I think your dad just got facebook
all of us so I said, dude, youknow, I said a um, thank you for
always being so amazing, dude.
I so love you, dude, um,because dude john's dad and mom
are just awesome people they'reokay, they're awesome.
Said that Miss Piggy comment.
(12:03):
Your mom gave me the dirtiestlook.
Oh, kirby, how's football?
Oh my God, dude, no, nothingbeats.
Notre Dame gets down when weget Miss Piggy.
What the fuck, dude, Dude,nothing beats.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Your mom gave me the dirtiest look, no, no no,
Remember when it was during theRose Bowl one year and it was a
bunch of mentally challengedkids.
It's like welcome back to theRose Bowl.
And then you started doing.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
And my dad's like, hey, you shouldn't make fun of
that, I forgot your dad workedwith mentally handicapped people
.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
He worked with handicapped people.
That's not cool man.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Welcome back to the woes bowl dude, I used to do
that too.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'll be a knob maybe it's like the early incarnations
of Tim and whatever but it wasjust like so funny, like I said
a lot like one week.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Bob the cat was the the bob, bob bob.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That's crazy uh do I do?
To me that was.
That was when the internet waspure like it was.
It was like pure cocainewatching, like really bad shoddy
(13:33):
flash animation.
It was fucking great.
I was like I couldn't getenough of that.
I mean now youtube kind ofsupplements, any of that, now
it's it's just, it's just tooeasy at your fingertips.
Back then it's like new groundswas the place to go, or albino
black sheep or e-bombs world.
You know there was differentact, e-fucked or uh, or ogrish
(13:57):
or rottencom was those what was?
Oh, rottencom was kind of likethe early, like gross out kind
of website seeing people, seeingdeath.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You know, one of my favorite parts of watching a
game over your mom and dad's isyour dad singing to Carmen Ohio.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
He does it every time .
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I know I love it.
He doesn't get as animated ashe used to.
I miss the days where he wouldbe like run it up their ass and
you'd just bark shit at the TV.
Now he's just like what are youdoing?
I catch myself doing it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't know if you heard like I started picking up
john isms too.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So I'm like what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
you know like he's, he's holding back because, I
think, because like he, he, hetakes it a little far and like
he kind of gets on our nerves alittle bit with it I love it.
It's just like just yells atevery play.
It's just like yells at everyplay.
I can't say nothing because Ido too.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You guys are just killing.
I'm like what the?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
fuck man.
It's like God damn, you don'tfucking do that.
You got to do that.
I was like oh my God Dad, areyou going to fucking do that?
You gotta do it like.
I was like oh my god dad.
Like, are you gonna be likethis the whole game?
It's like yeah, yeah, boy.
It's like god damn, don't knowhow to fucking run the ball.
Listen, I'm like I'm like dad,60 minute game, dude, let's pace
ourselves all right.
Like I'll do whatever the fuckI want.
Boy.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's just like oh my god see that's, that's, uh,
that's how I'd be too dude.
If it was my kids I'd be,like'd be like you, shut the
fuck up.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Remember when I was standing up at the end of the
game and I was like can't see,he was bitching at your
brother's foot, dude, my brotherwas ripping ass the whole night
too.
Oh Joe, no, he was bitching atJoe, joe ripping ass.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He goes.
I don't want to smell shit forthe whole goddamn game.
That's what he said to him.
And then he goes.
And then Justin had his feetlike across, yeah, his foot up.
He couldn't see he goes.
Can you move your foot?
I can't see the TV, justin.
Justin puts his foot down.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Then I stand up right at the end of the game where
Jeremiah Smith caught that ball.
By the way, how ballsy was thatplay call?
Just they knew Hurling it up.
Notre Dame, ohio State, knewNotre Dame was bringing the
house.
I was watching Will Howard wason Pat McAfee's show.
I'm not a big fan of Pat McAfee.
I love Pat McAfee.
(16:13):
I like his podcast or his TVshow.
I just didn't like him on thesidelines just yelling the whole
game.
I love that.
Now I watched the clips of himdoing the highlights and I love
it but I couldn't do?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
who dressed up like lee luke or um who lou holtz?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
oh, I don't know one of his, one of his guys, or
fucking.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I felt so bad for lou holtz for that dressing up like
him even had the face.
It's gotta be morbid as shit.
Dude.
Lou holtz is up there in areclining chair, something up
there where's lou holtz now?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
oh, he's actually up there.
Oh, never mind.
Did you see the clip of willhoward and ryan day and a couple
other guys in this golf cartand the girl just smashes right?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
into the wall.
Somebody pulled up her driver'slicense.
She's from michigan, nosomebody did no, I think they
did.
I don't know if it's real.
I don't know that'd it's real.
Oh, that'd be hilarious.
It's ironic.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Look who knows how to drive.
I was watching Will Howard onPat McAfee yesterday or Eddie
was talking about that he goes.
Actually that girl was justlike blazing through the field
because the locker rooms arelike way on the other side of
the stadium.
He goes.
(17:30):
That girl was just running overpeople almost and it's like and
we're like all right, hell yeah.
And then all of a sudden shejust did it, take that corner,
well, and just blew that axleright into the side of the wall,
right down.
He goes.
I think I go because I thinkcoach day got messed up in the
neck or something.
Because you like they lookpissed, like he looked angry and
will howard's just laughing hisass off man, it's like, oh my
god, it's so funny.
Yeah, but they were talkingabout that last play and and
will howard's, like you know, wewe've pretty much been running
(17:51):
the ball, running the ball andhe goes.
We knew they were gonna try tolike they're gonna go all out
and sell out for the run and gethe goes.
Give chip kelly a lot of creditfor calling that play, because
it takes a lot of balls forcalling that play, because it
takes a lot of balls to do thatand he said it's just basically
go routes on the outside andthey gave jeremiah smith a ton
(18:12):
of room and he goes that's,that's not even fair, that's not
, that's not even a a, that's awin automatically.
And he goes.
And then, uh, pat back.
He's like well, did you knowyou're going to uh, jeremiah?
He goes, oh, he goes there.
Did you know you were going toJeremiah?
He goes, oh, he goes.
There was no one else this wasgoing to.
He goes.
I saw that over there.
And he goes.
Christian Gray gave him likethe 20-yard cushion.
(18:33):
He goes.
Oh, this is going to four, allday long, even when I went up to
him.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He launched that bitch dude, I was like oh, no,
he goes.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
You know, honestly, it was probably not a very good
ball, because if I would havelet him a little bit more he
probably would have scored.
And they're like oh fuck, allthat he goes.
No, no, you did good becauseyou guys could bleed more clock,
and that was good he goes.
If I would have let him alittle bit more he probably
would have scored, but it'swhatever.
So that kid is selfless as hell.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Man, my favorite play of the whole game is when the
defense knew jeremiah smith wasgetting it was pointing at him
he's like over here, over here,over here and they still gave it
to him and he scored.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You know that is when you know you're an all-star.
That's the exact same play.
Alabama ran against us in the2020 national title to davante
smith.
That's the exact same play.
Alabama ran against us in the2020 national title to Devontae
Smith.
It scored almost the exact sameplay.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Where it ran back and then it came back.
I'll show you.
That's actually real.
It's a great play.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It's the exact same play.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's a great play because you think he's going
back to maybe get the ball go tothe other side or block or
something.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Let's see if I could find it here.
Cause it, it was like almostthe exact same play.
Oh yeah, I think this is itright here smith set to the left
(20:00):
tight formation.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Jones flips it to him davante headed for the end zone
and alabama back on prettysimilar yeah, but like he was
lined up and then he came backand then he went out yeah, and
the dude's like pointing at himthe whole time.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
he's like like hey, can we watch that play?
I want to watch it.
Yeah, fuck, yeah, we will.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh my God, dude, so funny.
The Notre Dame the defenderfucking pointing at Jeremiah
Smith like, hey, dude guys, thisdude, you know they're now 41.
He's another guy, 280 pounds.
Look, watch him right here downthe bottom, Look right there he
is Runs back, barely has to runin.
(20:47):
I didn't realize that was thefirst quarter of the game.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, they took up the whole first quarter and I'm
just talking like, oh boy, herewe go.
Notre dame played that verywell.
They went 18 plays.
They had to convert like twofourth downs they didn't score.
Yeah, they didn't yeah, well,give them a lot of credit.
They didn't, they didn't quit.
So we were all celebrating bythe third quarter and they're
like fuck this, we're gonna,we're not done.
And they got it within thescore and, honestly, without
(21:18):
that jeremiah catching that longpass, if they you know notre
dame could have got the ballback, there were only eight
points back.
They were only eight points downso now we had to rely on our
kicker, which has been amazingyou know he did really well in
the playoff, though he made hemade all but one kick, and that
one kick was like 60 yardsbefore the half.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I think you saw how nutty ohio people are.
Yeah, some of them are toonutty.
Yeah, they call for your headreal quick you know you have to
understand there's so much.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
You're surrounded by so much disappointment, death
threats start becoming a part ofit, then that's not cool, bruh,
not cool.
People are like giving ryan daydeath threats or something what
about death threats.
What death, death threats?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
you ever seen that?
What's shit, dude?
Do me a solid on YouTube.
Look up deaf threats, d-e-a-fthreats.
Oh my God, funny video, dude.
Oh yeah, watch it, dude.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Watch this.
I've been getting deaf threats.
You mean death threats, notthis time.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
One again you and me, you and me, die Die.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I've been getting death threats.
You hear him at the back Dude,I died.
Dude.
When I first fucking saw thatdude, I died.
Oh my God, dude, no, no no, no,no no.
Oh my God, yeah, dude, I wasdying when I first saw that dude
Death threats dude.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Dude.
What did I send my brother toshow you, dude, Because I always
show you those videos.
Oh, what did I send my brotherout to show you, dude, Because I
always show you those videos?
Oh man, I saw Joe Diffie pulledup.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Steve, where are you at?
There you are.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh, special education .
Okay, this is what it reads, sodon't take this out on me.
Special education, niggas.
When the teacher starts talkingabout trains and dinosaurs, oh
man it's Kurt Angle.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Dude, yeah, dude, yay oh my god, it's Kurt.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Angle dude, yeah, dude Yay.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yay, oh, my God Dude, I'm telling you what man.
Tiktok dude.
That's one of the biggestthings I'd be worried about.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Tiktok taking down is just that oh my brother sent me
this too, and I know it's beenall over.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, yeah, dude, george Bush is a cartoon in real
life he is a real life cartoon.
He is man?
Oh, speaking of which man?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I know that we had the inauguration monday as well
yeah, um, which I kind of filledmy feet as well.
I was like no, no, no, I don'twant this, no no, no, I'm good,
um, dude, I'm like okay.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So first of all, dude , like I know we're we're.
We're on opposite ends of thespectrum when it comes to that
stuff.
We agree on some things, butwhen it comes to what we voted
for, we're definitely onopposite ends.
And I'm just like how can youshoot yourself in the foot
anymore, elon Musk?
You dumb fuck.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I thought we were bad .
Oh, I thought we were bad and Ithought we were bad, but some
people were trying to likeexplain that away, like you talk
about the nazi salute yes, ahundred percent.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
People try to explain .
No better dude you're notfucking stupid.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
People try to gaslight everyone saying that oh
, he just did it, he's just,he's just awkward and it was
dude.
That was pure fucking heart.
The nazi that's.
That's that is the textbooknazi salute.
If I've ever seen it, you'relike well, the context of it is
that he was like giving hishearts to people no, don't
church it up.
I'm glad you see it that way,because I'm just like no man.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, first of all, number one I'm like I may be
number one.
I may be pro-Trump, but I amdefinitely not pro-Elon.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Musk, even though he works.
I hate that guy.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I think Elon Musk is a piece of shit.
Don't tear us down, Elon, bythe way.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm just not a big fan of all these billionaires
getting cozy with the president.
I just think that's bad.
I don't like it either.
It's bad.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I was talking to sarah today.
I said the problem is, is thatall these billionaires?
Well, yeah, but he, I meanyou're, you're fucking donald
trump.
You don't need all this moneyto fucking help fund your
campaign you should have startedyourself.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
He started a meme coin and he made like a billion
dollars off it already.
Like he's not supposed to bedoing that as president.
It's it's you're not supposedto be making money off your
office.
That's that goes against like alot of different things.
You can't do that.
It just doesn't anyway.
All it just doesn't it.
(26:33):
To me, it's like donald trumpI'm just gonna do it anyway.
That's his fucking motto.
So to make a mega, make america.
It's like I'm just going to doit anyway.
That's his fucking motto.
Instead of make America, makeAmerica.
It's like I'm just going to doit anyway.
It's like no one's going tostop him.
Who's going to stop him?
Nobody.
He'll run for a third term.
Who's going to stop him?
The Constitution Okay, he'salready trying to rescind that.
(26:54):
Try to get rid of birthrightcitizenship.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's like not, we ain't doing that.
Oh where you're born, inamerica, you don't automatically
put an executive order that hewants to stop it.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You can go ahead and try, they ain't gonna happen I
mean that just you knowconstitution.
I'm like my ass with that shit.
We're gonna change the gulf ofmexico to gulf of america
priorities yeah cool, we'regonna.
We're gonna, we're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I don't understand why.
Why does that matter?
What the fuck does it matter?
Like not not saying why does itmatter?
Why aren't people?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
doing that.
I just feel why.
It's just not a big deal, it'sjust just.
It's just a racist dog whistlesall all.
It is Like Mexico fuck them,got to get rid of it.
I'm going to enact 25% tariffson Canada and Mexico on February
1st.
Cool Gas is going to go upbecause we import probably 30%
(27:55):
of our gasoline from Canada.
Go ahead, do that.
Oh, food, yeah, mexico, okay,food's going to go up.
He doesn't understand howtariffs are done.
He thinks tariffs are paid bythe companies that produce the
goods.
No, it's paid for by theAmerican companies that import
the shit.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And what's crazy is he should know that he doesn't
know that that's crazy.
He should know that, that hedoesn't know that that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
He should know that and because he's a moron and he
surrounds, surrounded by morons,and then he thinks that, well,
these people are going to pay it.
No, because that you do youreally want to get into a trade
war with canada and mexico?
Canada's like our biggest ally,it's like that's going to make
prices go clearly clear up, sothat he's like, oh, oh, well,
(28:40):
I'm going to get rid of theinternal revenue service and
start the external revenueservice service and it's all of
our money, all of our money, isgoing to be funded by tariffs
and we're going to get rid ofthe income tax.
That's not going to work,because now, what you're going
to do is companies are going totry to now, when you buy
something, you're just going toget sales tax to death now.
(29:02):
So it's, there's really.
It's not gonna.
It's not gonna happen, it's notgonna even out, because you go
buy like a loaf of bread, oh,there's a 20 tax on that by the
companies because they've been,they've been taxed to death or
you know, or avocados, orwhatever else.
It's just that's not how itworks.
You, you have to.
And he's like well, in the, inthe 1910s, america never had
(29:26):
income tax and we, we funded ourentire government on tariffs.
Um, you do realize that in thatera that people were fucking
poor as fuck back then, likeonly a small percentage of
americans were wealthy 1910sweren't bad, but 1930s is where
there's a stat like I think Iread in that era between like
(29:46):
1900 and 1920, before the crash,and then up to up to that, like
55 56 percent of americans werein poverty.
That's crazy.
Why do we want to go back tosomething like that?
Be, oh, because he wants tolook out for himself and all of
(30:06):
his billionaire friends.
That's basically.
Oh.
I love how mark zuckerberg hasalready bent the knee.
What a what a piece of shit.
I don't like him either.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't like any of those guys what do you mean by
well, he's got he got rid of umlike the.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
He has like misinformation things on his um
on facebook.
He's getting rid of that tokind of deter away from, you
know, misinformation beingspread, fact checkers and stuff
like that.
He, he got rid of that.
So that's, that's one way.
And he was at the inaugurationand shit, kind of smooching butt
(30:43):
dude, okay, so on a better noteoh, I like better notes, guess
what I started?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
okay, so actually hold that thought.
We're going to take a break andthen Ah, son of a bitch, no
more better notes.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
We'll be right back.
Well, after these messagesActually, they're not messages
We'll be right back After thesemessages.
We'll be right back, back, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Hell yeah, boys.
I got my first fuck when I wasthree.
Flew a hundred thousand dudesOn my knees, hard marbles and
cocks Through my door.
A Barbie dial for the bitchnext door.
She tried to pay me with a kissand I began to understand that
there's just something aboutfucking another man, ha ha.
(31:45):
When I turned 16, I saved a fewhundred bucks.
I went out and found a dude tofuck.
I was cruising the town and thefirst dude I see was Bobby Joe
Gentry, homecoming queen.
He flagged me down and climbedup in the cab and said man, let
(32:06):
me give you a big old hand,turned my truck on fire, rolled
down the hill and I wouldn'tstay before a motherfucker named
Jill.
Got an eight foot bed.
That never has to be made.
You know, if there's 300 dudesI'm getting laid.
I met all my dudes in trafficjams.
There's just one hole they liketo get me to cram.
(32:29):
Most Friday nights I can befound getting in the man's bed
Gonna give it a pound.
Back then to my spot, thedrive-in show.
You know, a car go a lot, letsa dude fucking blow.
Never have to wait in line atthe popcorn stand because I want
(32:53):
to jerk off with another man,set my truck on fire, roll it
down to hell and I tell you whatI'm going to.
Roll it down to hell and I'lltell you what I'm going to.
Fuck this dude named Bill.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Got a name footbed.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That never has to be made.
If there's dongs there, I'mgoing to fucking get laid.
Met all my dudes in trafficjams.
They bend over.
Show this motherfucker, thesemickin' hams, oh yeah boys Woo
yeah, yeah, boys Woo, yeah, takeit, boy.
Yeah, that's a real deep line.
(33:32):
A bucket of rust or a brand newmachine.
I'm going to flash my dick in acouple bucks of green.
Rust is not going to fire.
I'm gonna flash my dick in acouple bucks of green.
I roll down the hill and I'mgonna stick my dick in this
motherfucking wheel.
Got an eight foot bed thatnever has to be made.
If there's dingers, dingers,then I'm gonna get laid.
(33:54):
Met all my dudes in trafficjams.
I said, hey, show me thatbottle while I'm about to cram.
You know what's up, bitch, I'mgonna fuck this man.
Oh, that's what I'm talkingabout.
(34:14):
Come on, boys, let's get naked.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Make this a jamboree, a jamboree All right, boys,
let's go.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All right, man, You're last.
You got the biggest dingus.
I ain't fucking taking thatmotherfucker down.
I'll tell you that Ain't noanaconda going here.
I ain't ice cube.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
Yo, what's up, Welcome back to the best
freaking podcast.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jay.
Baby, Listen, you don't keeplistening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Welcome back.
It's Every Day with John andJay.
I interrupted Jay.
If you didn't know, Ohio Statewon.
Ohio State won, by the way.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Just kidding, but no.
So Sarah from work showed meand I can't believe I've never
watched it, but the dude isfucking great.
Started watching Harvey Birdman, attorney of Law.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I've never watched that show.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Holy shit, is it funnier than fuck.
Okay, what I love about it isthe nostalgia feel of it.
Okay, so Harvey Birdman is anattorney, attorney, and it
reminds me kind of of archer alittle bit okay, because I love
archer as well, but it's oldhannah, barbara characters that
(35:50):
they're representing, oh, okay,like morocco mold secret
squirrel, secret squirrels, likea fucking uh cereal, oh, he's a
flasher.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
he's a flasher, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And then Fred Flintstone's, part of the mafia.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Dude, quick draw.
Mcgraw gets in trouble forarresting somebody.
So he gets arrested forarresting and he goes.
Hey, is that a gun in your hand?
Is that a gun?
He goes yeah.
Like he's all fucking likecowboys, yeah, cowboys, yeah,
(36:26):
got like dark fucking shit onthem.
Um, and then, um, today I waslike you know what, I was
talking to sarah work and I waslike you know, have you ever
watched drawn together?
And she goes no, I said dude,it is amazing.
So I went on.
You know I'm like, well, is itstreaming?
Let's take a look and like notreally.
So I went on amazon.
You know I'm like, well, is itstreaming?
Let's take a look and like notreally.
So I went on Amazon prime andthe first season of drawn
together was only five bucks.
I'm like buying it, we'rewatching it at work.
(36:49):
It is drawn together is thenastiest I've heard of it.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I've never watched.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
So funny dude.
Pull up some shit from drawntogether.
I'm not kidding of it.
I've never watched so funnydude pull up some shit from
drawn together.
Dude, I'm not kidding, it makesfun of spongebob, it makes fun
of, like, betty boop.
Oh my god, dude, some of thisshit is so funny it's like
superman fuck you fatty, fupapick it up or I'm sending you
back to hell.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
all All right, dude, drop your weapon.
No, you drop it.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
Nobody holds a gun to my girl but me.
All right, let's fucking dothis.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's like Spongebob.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
It is.
It's supposed to make fun ofSpongebob Dude.
It's like okay, so there's agay Zelda-looking guy, there's a
Pokemon Pikachu-lookingcharacter that they make fun of,
and he comes in and he justspeaks Japanese and he's like I
want to fucking fight and thengive little kids seizures.
And then it shows him likedoing his battle thing and it's
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like die, die, die, kill, kill,kill.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
They make fun of Fat Albert.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh my God, dude, it's fucking horrible.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
Hey, hey, hey hey, I think the Brown Hornet's trying
to tell us something.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
What Fat Allen, who has absolutely no affiliation
with Bill Carpenter's lovablecharacter Fat Albert?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
I don't know, but I think it's about beating your
meat.
So what?
Speaker 6 (38:14):
should we do about it buh?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I know Everybody circle up.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
Looks like Fat Allen once again tricked the gang into
a circle juggle.
Like little did they know,Pussy Bob was about to fuck up
their fun.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
I'm saying oh my God, Fat Allen and his junkyard
pants.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Like Josie the Pussycat.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Yeah, she's one of the characters.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Who the hell are you ?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
You know who I is.
When I was younger, youviolated me, hey what.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
Yeah, and the rest of y'all just watched.
I don't think we'd forget asexual experience that doesn't
involve us circling up anddropping snot on each other's
shoes.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
All I'm looking for is a little apology, so I can
stop slutting around and we canput this whole ugly mess behind
us.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
I can't honestly apologize for something I'm not
even capable of.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Yeah, his diabetes done affected his meters.
Hey, find out you're like alibrary on Sunday.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
A library on Sunday, oh my God mouth.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
German porn star mouth Cause you full of shit.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Laugh it up, assholes In jail Popo, arrest these
criminals.
Oh hey, watch the hat man.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Oh, my god, dude, there's one where like okay, so
the first episode, the aeriallooking chick, because she's
supposed to be like a disneyprincess.
Yeah, she is racist.
And the black chick walks in.
It's funny because thesuperhero guy goes.
Man, the I don't blame the, thezelda looking dude for fucking
(40:16):
calling his girlfriend all thetime.
Look at the pool pool over herehe goes.
It's not like I wouldn't put mystick in there and whirl around
, but in any of them but whirlaround, but still I wish there
was just a hot black chick witha big ass.
And then in comes Foxy and hegoes man, I'm really good at
this.
What about a 12 year old and adonkey?
And it shows him staring at thefront door like couple cuts.
(40:39):
Yeah, and he keeps staring atthe door and it never comes in
dude.
What about a 12-year-old girland a donkey?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Popeye on steroids.
I got it All mine.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
Ow Interference, sander, was totally off sides.
Do over yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Is that, thomas the Tank Engine, supposed to be Like
a go-bot or some shit?
Dude, you're the worst athlete.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
I've ever seen and I've been to like every Special
Olympics.
There's this one guy who,basically, is just a head on a
spring and he's way better thanyou.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
I can't help it.
I can't do sports.
Okay, there, now you know mykryptonite Doing sports games.
Are you happy?
I hate you all Ah.
Oh, you're beautiful.
What's your name, mister?
Speaker 7 (41:32):
Oh Laze, I only track with real men who know how to
play sports.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Oh, shrek 2 was right .
What kind of man is bad atdoing sports games?
Sometimes it can be such a dragliving with roommates.
I don't need this place.
I don't need any of you.
You're all dead to me.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Ha, ha ha ha ha To me .
Speaker 7 (42:33):
The dude at the nutrition store gave me an
address for this place.
I could go.
My friends just don't get me.
Oh my god, I just scored somegreat Lloyd's from the Jolly
Green Giants.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
My best friend Popeye and I were getting bigger than
we ever imagined.
Soon we would become sopowerful we'd rule the galaxy as
father and son, which, unless Ibecome completely misguided, is
why I started taking steroidsin the first place.
Nothing could stand in our wayNothing, nothing, popeye, are
(43:02):
you?
Speaker 7 (43:03):
alright, it's time.
Skinu, I've contracted thedeadly AIDS virus from sharing
steroid needles AIDS.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
How come I've never heard of this AIDS?
They should have a walk orsomething to raise awareness.
Get clean for me, Captain.
Walk or something to raiseawareness.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
Get clean for me, Captain.
Oh, I'm weeks at the finish.
Cause AIDS beats out spinach,oh my God, no.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
I thank you for your hearty congratulations and I
accept your strange trophy as atoken of my impressive victory.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh my God, Dude, the drawing together is phenomenal.
It's hilarious man.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
So is Harvey Birdman.
Harvey Birdman is phenomenal.
Holy shit, dude.
Yeah, harvey Birdman makes funof like Hanna-Barbera, like,
makes fun of like Hanna-Barbera,like they're defending
Hanna-Barbera characters.
It's so fucking hilarious.
I love it.
What was I watching?
What was I watching?
Oh, no, I was watching.
(44:11):
Okay, so the first episode ofthe Harvey Birdman where Sarah
and I were watching it lastnight because I wanted to show
her, was Johnny Quest.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Oh, my God, yes.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
So it was Johnny and Quimby and our Kwame or whatever
, and what it is is the dad andhis assistant.
His assistant was trying to getcustody of the kids because the
dad's never around, and blah,blah, blah.
Dude, there's one part whereJohnny Quest's little dog comes
in and a fucking hawk comes downand grabs the dog, takes it
away.
Oh my God, dude, it is.
(44:48):
It's fucking hilarious, it'slike non-stop crazy shit going
on.
Dude, like I love it.
It was.
Uh, it's right up my alley,dude.
Oh my god, I have to check itout.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It is because I've seen clips of it.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I just never got into I never, never thought I would
either.
And then, then I startedwatching it at work.
Oh dude, I was laughing my assoff.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
I always like Space Ghost Coast to Coast it reminds
me of that.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I love cartoon play.
I never watched Coast to Coast,but cartoon play got me.
Where him and Brack and Boratand shit, not Borat.
What is?
What is this?
Is it?
Speaker 3 (45:21):
borat?
No, it's not borat, it's uhbracken, brack and uh.
Well, you know, I want to lookup that.
Uh, zor, zorak, zorak zorak,not borak borat oh, this is what
.
This is so stupid, but I love,I think.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Cartoon Planet.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (45:49):
Space Ghost.
You know what?
What, that's what, that's what.
Get it.
Hey Space Ghost, you know what?
Hey Space Coach, you know what?
Hey Space Coach, you know what?
(46:10):
No, seriously.
You know, what, that's what.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to blast
Zorak.
Wait what.
Speaker 9 (46:21):
That's good buddy, that's what.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I love Zorak dude.
That's what.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
Brack, if you don't stop doing that annoying.
Whatever it is you're doing,I'm going to blast Zorak.
I don't believe you.
You don't no.
Speaker 7 (46:40):
I don't Believe him.
Believe him.
Speaker 9 (46:45):
I Triple Dog.
Dare you to do that again?
Speaker 7 (46:48):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (46:54):
I guess blowing up Zorak makes you feel like Mr Big
Stuff.
Is that your answer toeverything?
Nice weather we're having.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Nice weather we're having.
Speaker 9 (47:12):
Um, can I make one little remark without you
blowing Zorak up?
Maybe, I guess not.
Hey, why don't?
Speaker 7 (47:22):
you zap Brack.
He started the whole thing.
Oh, he'd love to blast me,wouldn't you zap Brack?
Speaker 9 (47:25):
He started the whole thing.
Oh, he'd love to blast me,wouldn't you, space Ghost,
wouldn't you, mr Big man?
But he can't.
You know why?
Because I'm not animated toexplode.
That's right, right, right.
Even if I was, I'm sowell-loved by all that if Space
Ghost blasted one arrow on mypretty little head, he would get
(47:49):
in big trouble.
Am I right, or am I right?
Or am I right, or am I right,or am I right, or am I right?
You know what else?
What Chicken butt, chicken butt.
I don't know why I love this somuch.
That arm down, don't, don't you?
(48:09):
Hey, don't point at me there,buster dude, it was so good.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Like the, I love cartoon planet more than I like
space, ghost, space, ghost coastto coast was where he
interviewed, interviewed people.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, yeah, I liked.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
I like cartoon planet because of Brack.
Brack was my favorite dude.
Zorak was awesome, but Brackwas always my favorite.
He was just so stupid and hissongs and shit were just so good
.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Every time I move my arm it costs Cartoon Networks 42
bucks.
What was that one song?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It was like oh, Don't Touch Me.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Mashed potatoes, hey, sweet potatoes.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
I can't believe this is what we thought was funny
back then.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I love it, though I'll knock my ass off, dude, I
still love it.
Speaker 9 (49:06):
Whoa hey, I still love it, whoa hey.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Don't touch me.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
I had to play it.
Speaker 9 (49:15):
Don't touch me.
Whoa, hey, don't touch me.
Hey, hey, don't touch me.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey,hey, don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
(49:36):
Hey, oh, don't touch me.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la la la, don'ttouch me.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
La, la, la, la.
Oh, my God, don't touch me.
Bologna sandwich was one of myfavorites.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Me and my bologna sandwich.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah, what a great fucking dude.
That show was so good andHarvey Birdman reminds me of
that dude like a lot becauseit's the same ask.
And it was funny because Mr X Iguess I don't know if Mr X is
like the bad guy in Birdman-Okay, like the actual cartoon,
like back in the day, okay.
I think Mr X wanted to own oronce one of the episodes, once
(50:23):
the fucking medal, or won themedallion in a fucking game of
like cards birdman's medallion,where he gets all his powers oh,
yeah, yeah so he's runningaround trying to use his powers
and do all this crazy shit anddude.
I'm just so fucking never trusta monkey the Never trust a
monkey, the ad.
(50:44):
Never trust a monkey.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
I remember this one.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah, let's watch this one.
Speaker 9 (50:49):
Oh my God, I used to watch all these One time I hired
a monkey to take notes for mein class, I would just sit there
with my mind a complete blank,while the monkey scribbled on
little pieces of paper.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
I like bananas and I failed.
Speaker 9 (51:03):
Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.
So I wrote a paper that saidHello, my name is Bingo.
I like to climb on things.
Can I have a banana Eat cake?
I?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
got an F, I got an F.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
When.
Speaker 9 (51:17):
I told my mom about it.
She said I told you never trusta monkey.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
The end yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
He had a whole bunch of those.
There's a whole.
Cd.
See, I like those, I like theBrax and then my other vice is.
Steve Brule, steve Brule, oh my.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
God, why is that familiar?
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Steve Brule.
It's from Tim and Eric.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
It's fucking John C Reilly.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, dude his shit is
hilarious, Dude, John C Reilly.
Anything is fucking cold.
I love John C Reilly.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Wasn't there a thing where it's like remember the Tim
and Eric Awesome show?
Remember that I never watchedit when it was just like.
It was just like they had like,really crudely like drawn.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
They would just like express them like.
I don't remember that.
I never watched it.
I remember one of them woulddress up like a woman a lot I
think this is what it was, dudethere he is like j love Steve
Brule man.
Yeah, one of them dressed likea woman all the time.
Speaker 7 (52:31):
And now the only married news team in the
Tri-County area, jan and WayneSchuyler, with special news
correspondent Dr Steve.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
Brule.
I love all kinds of drinks, andespecially wine.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Well, that makes one of us, because I can't even get
near the stuff because of myinterior rash, and red wine is
the worst for my sores.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
I didn't know that.
Why didn't you say somethingwhen I poured you a glass last
night?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Because I sit with you.
He looks like he's trying todress up like John C Reilly.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
We've got a special guest, dr Steve Brule, is up in
wine country.
He's going to show us a thingor two about the differences
between different kinds of wine.
Speaker 5 (53:05):
Steve, hey Jenny, hey Wayne.
I don't even like wine, butguess what You're going to like
it?
I need some cheese.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Steve, what kind of wine is that you're drinking?
I can't see hon.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Sweet berry wine.
Sweet berry wine.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
I can't see hon.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
I'm supposed to spit it out, but no way, jose, my
spinista tastes like fruittastes like fruit wine was
invented by Romans for orgies,and orgies are not too much fun.
If no one wants to do with you,mike, you want to check on
Steve real quick.
Tell him how it tastes, steve.
(53:48):
All right, let's do it, steve.
Steve, are you okay?
Over there there's all kinds ofother wines Peanut, knorr, they
got all different kinds.
Peanut Knorr, and that's SteveRule for your wine.
Come here, jenny, jenny.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I see the one where, like when your wife says you
don't listen to her because youhave a short attention span, and
he's like Also so it was likeyour mother is a horse or
something like that, dude therewas.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
So there was.
There was another thing whereit was like.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
It was just like crudely animated like, they're
like yeah I think I rememberthat, but I don't it was a tim
and eric awesome show.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's called something else, I think, or maybe it was
within that show, I don't know,but they're all like.
It was black and white and itwas just hand drawn and they're
like, they'll do.
They'll do like expressions.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
They wouldn't be animated, I like how we went to
an adult swim kind of yeah, wewent to an adult swim.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Dude RIP Cartoon Network.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
So that's all I gotta say.
Oh yeah, cause they just shutit down.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force oh mygod.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Yes, I remember watching the fucking dude.
We adjusted where it was NewYear's Day or New Year's Eve and
the pilot came on and we werewatching cartoon network and
it's like we're like what thefuck is this?
And we were hooked day one onfucking aqua teen hugger.
I did not, I um, dude didfucking.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Uh, aqua teen ham banana.
Dude.
Dude.
Ham banana is the best one dudeor the fucking foreigner belt.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
I like the oh man there's so many.
I like the love mummy.
Oh ham banana.
Yeah, oh you, I think he's kindof threatening me.
Oh, I like the knick-knack andI like the moon and nights the
oh dude when they order thepizzas.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yeah, or mothman.
Mothman was fucking hilariousoh yeah or uh, south bronx
parasite baby.
What a great intro song.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
I love Meatwad.
What now?
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Meatwad, I think, was everybody's favorite.
Mine is Carl, carl's awesome,automatically.
Oh, dude, dusty Gazanga, dustyGazanga, that's on here.
Dude, dusty Kazanga, dustyKazanga, that's on here.
Dude, dusty Kazanga, dustyKazanga.
Oh one Is this Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
Activity talk, of course Number one in the hood G.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Dusty Kazanga, I'm trying to think of.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
I like Love Mummy for some reason.
Speaker 7 (56:50):
Mummy.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
Then they find out that because they think he's
cursed- and stuff.
Oh, the t-shirt, the hauntedt-shirt, or whatever.
Speaker 7 (57:02):
Here you go.
Speaker 9 (57:03):
Hot grilled cheese.
Oh, come on now.
I just made those Lobster.
Lobster Serve.
Speaker 7 (57:10):
Serve.
Speaker 8 (57:12):
I'll take that grilled cheese.
Speaker 7 (57:14):
We're frugal people.
Okay, we don't generally eatlobster and steak for lunch.
You cannot be serious.
You better try Lord of theLobster off of 14th Street.
They're the closest.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
Get them to throw in.
Some of them yeast rolls withthe dip inside.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
Check out the t-shirt of the dead.
That's one of my favorites.
That's when Miwad gets thatt-shirt, oh no.
He gets powers or something,yeah, and he brings Santa Claus
and then he strips his skin off.
Speaker 9 (57:39):
Oh, he's like oh, what are you Just go with
something simple first.
Speaker 8 (57:43):
All right, here's something simple.
Santa Claus, santa Claus, whatis wrong with you, master Shake,
you've been a naughty boy allday.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
I'm the Easter Bunny.
I'm the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 8 (57:53):
Did you get my letter .
Meatworm, why did you call mein the middle of July?
I want me some presents.
I've been a good boy for thefirst quarter of this year and
most of the second quarter.
It's the middle of f***ing JulyI was sleeping Well, but I,
these faggoty elves, don't evencome in till September.
Well, I want a unicorn with ahorn and a banana seat and a
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banana suit too.
Give me that, well, I'll justwaltz on down to the free
present store.
You think I have money?
Speaker 9 (58:24):
to buy all that.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
Ah, please, no, no not that kind of horn.
Come on, use the hill.
Well I didn't do it, you did it.
So you want to have any coffee?
I'm getting there.
I'm sorry, he just woke me upand it pisses me off.
Ah, that'll work.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Yeah, that'll work.
The T-shirt of the dead there's.
The whole fucking series isjust really good, santa claus.
Oh, there's andrew wk.
Oh no, it's danzig danzig theydo have andrew w.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yeah, carl, like cancer or something yeah party,
party, party, party, party.
We're going to have a party.
Speaker 2 (59:04):
Is it the Paradise?
Is that South Bronx Paradise?
I know South Bronx Paradise isone of my faves.
Space Cotez, space Cotez.
I love those guys.
Listen, emery.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
Listen, Emery, no no.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
You're the one who's the worst.
You're the one that sucks yourown thoughts dude.
I love those guys, are they?
Speaker 3 (59:28):
battling with like the moon and I yeah, space,
space, go test.
Season one, with the littleopening gag, was with um dr dr.
Speaker 2 (59:34):
Weird, I loved him my ass has chosen to eat my hand.
It hungers more cord.
Send out the phone spiders.
Speaker 3 (59:45):
Steve, I don't think that's right.
Ah, shit always happens to him,his little cystic guy.
It's so random.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
Excuse me, dr Wired Weird, weird, weird.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Dr Weird, steve, send the phone spiders.
Ah, dude, I fucking love it sogood.
Um shit, um, mr pickles, it'sdefinitely one of my faves.
Uh, the doll swim.
Did you watch that one?
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
uh, is it some sort of devil?
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
he's a satanic.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yeah, that's it, satanic, good boy dude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Sarah loved that fucking show because it's metal,
it's all metal music whenyou're mr metal metal oculus is
the best.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
I wish they'd bring that back.
I watched like a movie.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
They had a movie come out I didn't really care for it
too much.
I didn't seem like the voiceschanged a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Yeah, my one of my favorite gags was the hamburger
time, where we're we're bingbing, boom, hammer.
That's one of my favorite gags.
Was the hamburger time, wherewe're we're bing bing, boom,
hammer.
That's one of my favorite,that's my favorite episode yeah
yeah, because I jacked up on drfreak.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
You is my pals, we're fucking.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Toki finds a goddamn cat that's dying.
The cat dies at the end we'regonna be okay because we drank
all that bleach.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Right guys, they go to the bleach?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
yeah, because they actually have a brush with death
, even though people die attheir concerts yeah, people die
at their concerts every episodeand they have a little brush
with it.
They're like, holy shit, guys,we almost died.
And their manager's like, well,maybe you guys go to the doctor
, listen, listen.
Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Bing bang, boom hamburger time.
Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Yeah, can we call something else?
Yeah, hamburger time.
Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
You're a gay doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I jerked off at a doctor's face.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
That song at the end was so good, though man.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You saw my pals I didn't fucking care.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Dude, dude, I gotta listen to that.
Yeah, I'm down, dude, I'm 100%down.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
This has been an interesting episode.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
From Ohio.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
State to Adult Swim.
We're making full circle here,oh man.
Oh there it is, Meow I chosehim.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Yeah, he's a cat.
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
He's a super cool cat .
He's just got some littlecoughs.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
He's a super cool cat .
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Toki's probably one of my favorite characters.
Mine is Murderface.
Murderface is awesome.
It's like a Lisa Frank thing.
Yeah, murderface, murderface isawesome.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
It's like a Lisa Frank thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Yeah, I don't have burger time.
You've got some love in my life.
You know you've made me feelfine.
Made me feel fine.
I think your kitty's inside.
Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
You know you kept me in line Pickles, pickles, yeah,
so I can drink and get high.
No more hamburger time.
No more hamburger time that Igot on Ashdod's eyes.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
And my dick just spread this wide.
He hang out, he wants to live,not come in.
No, hamburger time, no no.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I can't talk with a back of face.
Is this card or whatever?
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Yeah, it's card.
Quiz card, quiz card.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Oh, dr roxo dr roxo is probably one of my favorites
dude um one of my favorite songsof theirs is mermaid.
Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I don't know why I like it so much.
It's yeah, dude, dude, it'sfucking awesome it's.
It's really simple, but it'slike, I don't know.
It's one of my favorite songsof theirs.
It's kind of repetitive, butit's just like oh, I know what I
(01:04:12):
want to show.
Have you ever seen the Batmanthings off these songs?
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yes, remember, we watched them.
Did we watch them together?
We watched one.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Did we watch one?
Yes, did we watch the Batmanone?
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yes, we did, I think.
So Let me see here the Mermaid,or Batman.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Bat Metal.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yes, we did.
I don't care, we can watch itagain, I don't care I think it
was Batman.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Fuck for it.
You're wrong bud oh no, thatwas wrong, but although I was I
forget which one I was Batmanmetal too yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I love this so much, lars James.
Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
This is parents.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Just fucking up and torturing Aquaman.
Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Yeah, just fucking up and torturing Aquaman yeah.
But beware, for when you quenchyour blood thirst, others will
seek vengeance on you and theywill rest until you're dead.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
The hunter Check, pipe Check, hand Check, Axe
Check.
Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
Subject Check Location Check.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Desire Check Vengeance.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Check Dude.
The animation is so good, Allthe.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Shark tail dude.
Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
Ha, ha, ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It's like Guitar.
Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
Hero Kids.
Yeah, yeah, he's like murder,he's like oh no, ha, ha, ha, ha
ha.
Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Ha ha, ha ha Dude it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
That's awesome, dude.
Yeah, the animation's reallygood, you know what would be
cool.
My favorite part of theanimation is Robin at the drums.
Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Yeah, it's really well done.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
It's just super cool.
Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
This reminds me and I know we were talking earlier
about old school Newgrounds,kind of animation.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
It does.
Yeah, this reminds me ofsomething like that.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
This is something I would watch on Newgrounds back
in 2001.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
And I'd be loving every bit of it, but with that
said we'll have to bid adieu fortoday.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Bid adieu, Any departing words.
Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yeah, I'd like to say thank you to everybody for
listening.
We really appreciate it.
Definitely, congratulations toour Ohioio state guys dude, yes
on a on an addy win when theywin, I win.
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
So that's that's how I feel, so I live vicariously
through them, as all fans, andI'd like to say, um, I'm a
winner.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
What's up, tony?
I know you're fucking listening.
Ha ha, tony bucchioni, I knowyou're fucking listening.
Ha ha, tony buccione, I knowyou're listening, dude, um, he
listens to us at work.
He goes.
Thank you guys for helping meget through my work day so yeah,
we hope everyone is gettingthrough their work day.
Yeah, and also a goon tag andan elon musk.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Salute to all the people evita zane like a
Gesundheit and all that, evita.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
That's right.
Gesundheit, that's right,that's right, that's right.
Did you do it so well, dude?
Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Yeah, maybe too well that was too well.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
That's the German part of John coming out, it is
Barbaria.
Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Volkswagen Beetle Germany.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Mercedes Benz.
Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
I'm not Japanese.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
But yeah, seriously, we I'm not jacking, but yeah
seriously, we appreciateeveryone who listens.
As Jay said, and we'lldefinitely, we're going to be
around a long time, so we'll beback next week and then we'll
see you next week.
I'm John Brickman and I'm JasonScherger.
Peace out.
Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Girl Scouts.
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