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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:02):
, it's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Hey, it's Every Day with Jon and.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Ajay.
Greetings and salutationsfellow peoples.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Howdy ho, we are here At Bruce Pine.
Welcome to another edition.
We hope you're doing very well.
We are pretty much at ourthree-year anniversary now.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is this 156?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, this is 157.
157.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Ooh, we hit our three year last week so yeah oh, the
champion, ohio statechampionship yeah, that's nice,
yeah, so thank you for everybodysandy.
See, I know you do that, sandy,which?
Uh, speaking of sandy, my momgoes back to fucking texas
tomorrow I'm kind of depressedabout it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, that's good that you uh I'm glad I got to
see her, but it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's like I get visitation with my mom, yeah,
you know, but I got to see mygrandma a lot too, which was
really cool, so, but we'll talkabout that later.
What happened?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
oh uh, speaking of like college football so I saw
that uh, like, uh with michiganand that whole sign stealing
thing.
There was developments withthat.
So michigan's going it's prettymuch saying uh, uh, well, yeah,
we, we did it, but like not onthe scale that what the ncaa
says we did it.
And then they're like well,yeah, uh, you guys can't we want
(03:00):
to know.
So supposedly that around themichigan uh beat writers that
they're say that it was likeRyan Day's brother's PI
investigation firm that exposedMichigan's science stealing
scandal and they stole all thesehard drives and they did all
this shit.
So basically saying that wasRyan Day, that no, it was
(03:21):
someone within the university,within the, within the football
program, anonymously.
Oh how states no, michigan'sthat ratted out michigan oh, no
shit.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, they just try to bring us down, no matter what
?
Yeah, it's funny it's like sucka fucking dick.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's like this offseason is gonna be great.
You know, ohio state's thedefending champion and now we
get to see michigan in turmoil.
This is gonna be the greatestoffseason, even though our
defensive coordinator left.
Like the day the day of thechampionship celebration, he ups
and leaves and goes to pennstate in a lateral move.
It doesn't make a lot of senseto me.
So jim knowles, yeah, but isn'the making a lot more money?
(03:59):
Supposedly not that much more.
From what I read, from what Igathered, there was like there
was tension between a littletension between ryan day and jim
knowles after the oregon game,and him and larry johnson didn't
get along.
Who coaches the d line?
And so there could have beensomething there.
There could be a lot more thanmoney.
(04:20):
But don't go into like, oh,that felt good, that sounded
gnarly, holy shit felt good.
But uh, you know it, it is whatit is.
You know, georgia lost theirdefensive coordinator in 2021
and they ended up going back toback, so they'll find somebody
yeah, ohio state will line it up, dude they always do, they'll
find someone dude.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
How that video I should share today about sawyer
dude.
I was so I was like dude,that'd be awesome dude.
I saw that back for next year.
Everybody cheered and then he'slike no, I'm just.
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like he, he doesn't have a fifth year.
I'm like that's hilarious.
That's like I'm like everybody,just ate it, though.
I know it's funny, I would havetoo, though I would have, but
I'm just like he goes.
Yeah, come back for my fifthseason.
I'm like wait what?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm like he doesn't have a fifth season.
I can't wait to get my jersey.
Dude, I got my sawyer jerseyorder oh, that's yeah, that
should be sick.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And then I saw you got your hat.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's pretty bad, yeah I'm wearing my hat right
now and then, after today, it'sgoing to be retired next to the
other.
2014 undisputed yeah hat that Ithat we got it uh I got the
2002 one and the 2014.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I gotta got to get that one too.
So I got to redo like mydecorations upstairs now.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't have the 2002 one, I should order it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You can probably find it on eBay, but I got oh dude,
new Era has the hat.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you see that?
Yet, holy fuck, I want this hatso bad, but I just don't have
the balls to order it yet.
I got to get through stuff.
Okay, this hat so bad, but Ijust don't have the balls to
order it yet.
I gotta get through stuff, okay.
So let me see here New era, theera I'm gonna put that.
I think it is the.
Is it the golfer hat?
No, not that one.
(05:57):
Let me see here, I'll find it.
Dude.
Oh my god, dude, I want thishat.
I know Dick Sporting has got adude.
Oh my god, dude, it's I wantthis hat.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I know dick sporting has got a ton of shit, but it's
too pricey.
It is, it's pricey.
It's like 40 for a hat, 45 fora t-shirt, it's like but you
know what people will buy itbecause they know people will.
So that's the whole.
It's a.
It's how it is, man.
It's the name of the game dude.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I've seen it all over my fucking facebook and now I'm
looking for it I can't find it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's how it goes oh , I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
New era, one bitch it's all like walmart.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kroger were selling t-shirts too, which I thought
was funny.
I'm not surprised.
I mean kroger, they had like awhole rack of it.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm like, look at this see new era pops up in my
like.
As soon as I fire up myfacebook, it pops up newer dude,
I'm just gonna go to theirfucking thing.
I was like new.
Where does new air sell it assoon?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
as I fire up my Facebook, it pops up Newer.
I'm just going to go to theirfucking thing.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Does Newer sell it directly?
Yeah, it's them.
Is it this one?
What's this one?
Nba NHL.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The final Fanatics.
Although I'm not a big fan ofFanatics' quality Fanatics is
what I got this one from.
Yeah, mean, I think.
I think nike sells yeah, that'snike, so I think that's a
little different.
Anything made by fanatics I'mnot big, really keen on it.
It's really low quality shit.
Like I bought a um fanatic soldlike a cleva guardians central
(07:44):
division shirt I bought like acouple years ago and it's
completely fucked and I evenlike because I like all my
graphic shirts I don't put inthe dryer and I wash them inside
out and stuff like that thatshit deteriorated like within a
few months.
It's horrible, dude.
I'm like good lord, it's justdon't fucking work us now the
shirts that we got for ourpodcast still kicking, they
(08:07):
still look good.
You know their colors are alittle faded, but you know where
I got them from.
The quality was, I thought waspretty solid.
So but just, fanatics is amulti-billion dollar company and
they can't find a printer thereit is dude.
That's the one I want oh dude, Ilove the old school fucking
(08:28):
logo on the side yeah, the yeah,that's sick yeah, I fucking
love that.
I like that dude I have anaffinity for, like old school,
ohio state logos yeah, that'sfucking like, yeah, that's like
in the 90s man, I have a hugeaffinity for 90s Ohio State, 80s
or 90s Ohio State logos.
I got a hat that has that logoon it, I think.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
My favorite's the Woody Hayes oh just the block,
regular blocko.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Like that yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
With the shadow.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, I watched a thing on Woody Hayes I don't
want that fucking rope thing,dude.
The rope thing, yeah, the ropething.
Yeah, like where they put therope across the hat like for
like, like dude, I used to getthose like bear brothers used to
have those for like littleleague, for like, for like, uh,
e-league and d-league they werelike four.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I have no clue.
What is a rope on a hat?
I don't.
I don't know what its function.
I'm gonna look.
I need to find this out.
We're gonna learn this.
We're all gonna learn thiswe're gonna together.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I remember getting those kind of rope hats when we
had in Little League and I'mjust like, ah man, they were not
comfortable hats either.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
A rope on a cap hat, often called a rope hat, is
primarily a decorative feature.
Oh, so it's just for decorationWith its roots in the hats worn
by sailors and fishermen alsothere's.
There's no rhyme or reason forit visual element, while also
signifying their maritimelifestyle.
Oh so, pretty much no pointabsolutely no point to it that's
(10:00):
so dumb.
Oh, I've been watching, um,I've been back to watching drawn
together, oh okay I know, Iknow we watched a few clips last
week yes, oh yeah, we, yeah, wedid.
And I've been watching harveybird man.
I'm still watching that alittle bit turning a loss, so
fucking fun.
Yeah, but I bought the secondseason, I've drawn together,
(10:22):
okay, and I'm back to playingmario golf.
Sarah dude, I'm telling youwhat dude like sarah loves mario
golf dude your wife, yourwife's, yeah, okay so, dude,
she'll get on there and she canplay pretty.
She's pretty fucking good at it.
Like she figures it out, she,she was talking to her, uh,
hannah, her friend fromcalifornia, last night and uh, I
(10:44):
heard they know how to party.
They do Really.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That was like the most white guy fucking
interjection ever, we sure knowhow to party.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You sure know how to party.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But she was talking and she's talking on the phone
and at first she was doingreally good and I'm like tell
her to leave.
You go, man, I'm tired of youfucking like almost damn near
winning, and then all of asudden she just went downhill
and it was bad, Like she wasjust fucking two or three.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Does that frustrate you watching?
Does that bug you Like watchingyour certificate?
Other play video games andfailing at it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, that doesn't bother you no, because she
doesn't do it slowly, she failsquick.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, she gets it over pretty fast.
Okay, but she was tellingHannah she goes, yeah, she goes,
I'm pretty good at it.
I love this game.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
She goes, but I can never beat Jason Watching my
wife play games, games, it's,it's, it's daunting because,
like she wants to just exploreevery little fucking crevice
which I I mean that's coolbecause it's like a hundred
percent of game though I know,and sometimes there's, there are
things to find, but to me justjust advance watching her play
far cry, oh I know, I was likego, just keep going there's like
(11:59):
dudes shooting at her and she'spicking shit up off the ground
like forget about that.
Kill them, she's like.
Well, I want to see what thisis like what's in this, what's
in this fucking?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
loading bullets into you.
Yeah, yeah, so it's likethere's a snake biting her
ankles and she's getting shot atand she's like, oh, look at
this.
Oh, what's in here?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
oh, that's a pretty box oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
check out this tree, isn't that cool?
Look at this, this room, isn'tthis room?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yes, we're in it.
Speaking of video games.
What do you think of the Switch2, or, as I dub it, the Super
Switch?
I'm excited they have like alittle mouse feature on it or
something.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They're thinking it might.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
There's no official confirmation.
Do they have like a mario paintor something?
A new mario paint, maybe Idon't know, but yeah, I saw it.
I'm like, okay, so it's really,it's just an upgraded switch.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Really, I just look at it like, oh, there's more
things for kids to break.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh, you mean, like you know, the one thing, I I
have a feeling it's gonna breakwhen, instead of like the
joy-con sliding up and down onthe on the screen it just it's
locks it, snaps in dude, that's.
That seems like a fail, a failpoint that little piece, that's
yeah that little piece that's inthere.
That feels like a fail point,but then again, I don't know,
I'm not an engineer, so that Imade out of diamond, tuxton,
(13:23):
steel, titanium, but it's notlike.
It's not like there's anythingreally new about it per se,
except it's just maybe the, theuh processing power is a little
better, or who knows, I don'tknow.
But I call it the super switchbecause really it's.
All it is to me is just anupgrade, you know how, how big
(13:44):
of a fucking fail, or likemissed opportunity.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Um was the first switch, because you had the
switch and the switch light.
You could have called it thelight switch, the light switch
nice yeah that is a lostmarketing opportunity they could
have done that.
Yeah, you wanna.
Yeah, have you played the lightswitch yet?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
have you played the light switch?
Yeah, it just rolls off thetongue.
It does it works out reallywell I like that.
That's pretty good oh my gosh,I saw there was like maybe a 24
person, mario kart evidently.
I don't know how true that isoh man, I'm excited about mario
kart 9.
So I don't know if they'resupposed to have like there's,
there's like 26 slots on thescreen and there people are like
(14:29):
losing their minds over that.
So I don't know.
I I mean I'm carrie wrote.
My wife really wants it, so I'mlike, okay, whatever yeah, I've
called.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I called fremont already because there's no way,
damn it, rooney, rooney, rooney.
So, um, but yeah, no, I um, Idon't know, I want to.
I definitely want one.
(15:00):
I called.
I called our fremont, thefremont game stop, because there
ain't no way our store isgetting it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You don't think you can get one or you get them.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Fuck, no, Our distributor, fucking.
They're like we're the biggestdistributor in North America but
we never have anything for youguys.
Oh, but Fucking lie man.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
But I bet they're the biggest distributor in your
fucking like in your backyardand that's that's it but I bet
you best buy in walmart willhave them probably not day one,
not day one, yeah I'll be goneso I want to get on their
fucking uh.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But you know what?
Nintendo direct doesn't comeout till fucking april.
Yeah, so you're gonna have likea month, month and a half
before fucking this thing'ssupposed to.
But you know what?
Nintendo Direct doesn't comeout until fucking April.
Yeah, so you're going to havelike a month, month and a half
Before fucking this thing'ssupposed to release, at least
from what I'm hearing.
But I don't know.
I've been watching Waterboylike a motherfucker lately.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Waterboy yeah, has that been on TV or something?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, I bought it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh, you just oh, okay .
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, well, I bought that, and oh you just.
Oh, okay, yeah, well, I boughtthat, and I can't remember what
the fuck that was.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hey water boy, you're fired.
Yes, Mr Coach Boyu.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I just saw the football.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Which icebox, oh icebox.
The annexation of Puerto Rico,the annexation of Greenland or
Canada?
Also, I saw that Eskimo, orElectric Cowboy, had a new song.
(16:35):
Yeah, let's check that out.
I thought it was pretty fuckingsweet.
These guys can't miss, theseguys never miss can't miss these
(17:02):
guys never miss.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
I love the time you heard about a man, the left
controller, the lavaking.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I told you hop in and let the journey begin.
I have no idea who that guy is.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Dude, I fucking love the techno mix with metal.
Did I fucking love the technomix with metal?
You know what?
I'd like to see these guys teamup with Little Big.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
That would be epic.
I really want to be like him.
I want to be with him.
Forget about that.
Hats up in the sky and we keepgetting high.
Imagine down in this level thatyou cannot deny we're growing
high, we're shining bright.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I cannot wait to get in.
I've been obsessed with thesocks as it came out.
We want to go up and down.
We're moving on around.
We're going up and down, we'removing on around.
We're going up and down, we'removing on around.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I want to show you my world, when the beat goes up
and down.
Let me open the door.
Elevator operator.
Up up, Down down.
Elevator operator.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Up down.
It's got a Rammstein feel to it.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It does feel a little Rammstein-ish, rammstein-ish,
(18:53):
mmm.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I like to see these guys live.
Oh, I know, dude Elevator musicIn my world when the beat goes
(19:20):
up and down.
Let me open the door.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Scalavator operator.
Scalavator operator.
Scalavator operator.
(19:55):
Okay so, dude, I can't believethese guys are like they should
be in Eurovision.
Man, y'all awesome with that B,they'd win.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
All right, dude, y'all awesome with that B They'd
win.
All right, dude, dicks andDollas.
Oh, okay, yes, Now this one isnot one that I would enjoy, and
the song is called Good Lookin'.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Dicks and Dollas.
I like that Good Lookin'.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yep, let's listen to this, and it's on Touch T tunes,
which is awesome.
This is what I played at Belmarthe other day.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
There's something about the way you look in my
eyes Like a starry night.
You light up my skies, you leanin closer and my heart starts
to pound.
I heard you sigh.
You know I love that sound.
He's bouncing off my bootycheeks.
I love the way he rides.
(20:53):
I can hardly breathe when he'spumping deep inside.
Fuck, kissing on my pussy.
What.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I played this at Belmar the other day I wasn't
even there.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I wasn't even there and it was next On their shit.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Oh, after this we could have some fun here in a
minute.
I can't get enough.
I'm stuck in your love.
That's fine with me.
Nowhere else I wanna be.
He's bouncing off my booty.
I can hardly breathe when he'spumping deep inside.
(21:57):
I kiss him on his neck and thenhe kisses on my pussy, calling
daddy, while I holler man, thatboy's so damn good looking.
It's actually not a bad donesong.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
It sounds like a safe radio country song.
It sounds like a safe radiocountry song.
The fact that he got Boosie ina fucking country song is
hilarious.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
This went from zero on my list to being probably one
of my favorite country songs.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
You're not Boossy dude.
I love that word.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Extra points for putting that in this song.
I'm going to say, dude, I likeDixon Dallas.
I'm not going to lie, this ishilariously awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I just love the word bussy, I'm not going to lie.
My bussy thrives for Jesus,dude.
This is a shirt I saw in likeTeen Hearts, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
So, dude, I wanna go to that Pseudo fucking site.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
We can make whatever we want man.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Dude, you know what you should do.
Let's create A new intro Forour stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Just for shits and gigs okay, I mean we could do
this right now.
Yeah, uh, okay, uh, what whatkind of genre do you do you want
to have this in, because itcould do whatever I fucking tell
it to.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Let's do techno, techno or house techno, whatever
you want.
What are you doing?
(24:27):
Doing this description?
Yeah, yeah, I kind of give it aprompt to fucking fill it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I kind of fill in the lyrics what's it say what
is, what is this?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
it'll say it'll oh, what's your thing?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
oh, this is a house techno song about a podcast
called it's every day withjohnny j podcast is a comedy
podcast with songs and skits.
I can put whatever I want, it'sjust going to fill in the
blanks.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Let's see what it makes.
I'm excited to hear this.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
This is the first thing now like, like we could,
we could fine tune it oh my god,look at it, it's every day with
john and jay okay is this free?
No, I actually paid.
I paid, uh, ten dollars for it,so I could get a bunch of
(25:15):
credits.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
What is that Vermont?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, so I got like 1,800 credits, but that's like
All right, let's see what thisdoes.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What, what the hell.
I like that a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
What the fuck?
I did not expect that.
By the way, this is AI, ai,holy shit dude, so do you have
(26:13):
to use credits?
Yeah, To create yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh no, no, I got plenty of them.
It's no big deal bro.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
How much credits does it cost to create a song?
A couple per song, it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It gives me two per prompt.
It's like 500 songs per month.
The lyrics are kind of likewhatever, but dude, that beat is
fucking hot.
Then again, a lot of technosongs don't have a lot of lyrics
(26:59):
.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's going to come back in with a fucking.
It's going to build up.
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
It's going to build up.
That's ridiculous, oh goddamn.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's the first one.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
That's wild.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
We're going to have a 45-minute intro.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That was awesome.
Check the second one out.
Dude, what's?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
the second one.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's like the fucking remix.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
I don't like this one as much.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I was waiting to see if it goes into it.
Yeah, we'll see what the beatdrops.
Here it is, it's picking it up.
That hits pretty hard that hitsgood.
The first one's a lot better,though this is like a little big
(29:00):
.
The last one was like ElectricCowboy.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, this was a little big.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, I don't like this, I just ripped Major's ass
dude, this felt so fucking gooddude, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's so cool, though, man, I would just fuck
around on it for hours.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know Idon't ever leave.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah, I got, I get 500 songs, 500, uh we should
make a really nasty dude, wecould do whatever we want dude,
we'll take a break first, andthen we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, we'll just gonna keep fucking with this,
yeah, I think we'll come backand we'll make a nasty, really
gross, perverse two life crewblushing song.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I wonder if it'll do it.
Okay, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Let's ask hello everybody, Hello everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's been a long time since we talked about my little
sexual exploits.
This particular story is true,Kind of Not really.
(30:16):
One day I was walking down theroad here and I looked in a
window of this establishment andI saw a lot of silver haired
(30:37):
foxes in there, if you know whatI mean.
It looked like they werecoloring.
All of them had the same markerin their hand.
What a waste.
So I walked in there, sat downin their open chair next to a
(31:00):
couple of gray-haired fillies,and I was like looked over to
the one to my left and I'm like,hey, what's up, baby, how would
you like to feel 25 again?
She's like what, what.
(31:23):
So I was like well, better notwaste any more time on her.
Bitch needs to turn her hearingaid up.
Let's go to this fucking sexylittle fucking temptress to my
ride.
Hey, baby, hey, how would youlike six inches to make you
bleed?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
She looked right at me and in the most sexiest
fucking voice she said Today'smy son's birthday and in the
most sexiest fucking voice shesaid Today's my son's birthday.
So if you know me, you know I'mvery persistent.
(32:12):
So I pretended like I was goingto stretch and Try to grab on
some Tite for a second.
But when I went to grab at herchest On both sides I didn't get
a handful of anything.
I'm like Where'd they go?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
And she yelled out bingo, Bingo.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I was like, yeah, bingo, bingo all day.
And all I gotta say is I gotnumber B, horny Right, baby.
So, uh, I got number B, hornyRight, baby.
So, uh, I decided to take myhand down south and Touch on her
(33:04):
Her poos, poos, poos, poos.
Unfortunately, she had a garterbelt on Made from pampers, oh
man.
And there was something extrain there.
It wasn't just a bunch of fluff.
So I figured I'd go down thereand diddle around for a little
(33:29):
bit and see what's happeningdown in the Grey Goose Sanctuary
, see what's happening down inthe Great Goose Sanctuary.
And while I'm down thereplaying with their fucking SOS
pad, I dip my finger in herfucking raspberry love snatch,
(33:50):
oh my god.
And she looked at me and shegoes.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
And I was like keep them teeth in for now, baby, you
can take them out a little bitlater.
A little tasty desserts.
And then, all of a sudden, Ihit the sweet spot and she was
like oh, oh, oh and I could tellI was rocking her fucking world
(34:29):
right there.
She was soaking that diaper soquick.
It was fucking crazy.
So I decided to be a kinkmotherfucker.
I took my fingers out there andI put them in my mouth.
A little tasty trip down memorylane for this bitch.
And she looked over at me andshe's like Harold, will you do
(34:56):
it again?
And I was like you got it, baby.
So, I decided, this time I'mgonna give her the full monty.
I went down underneath thatbingo table, pulled her little
jerseys down, little cracklingof that diaper, pulled it apart,
gave her a little lickety lick.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
So gross.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
As I felt her arthritic hand grab a handful of
my fucking curly hairs and justslam my face into her fucking
gray raspberry coos.
Oh man, you can tell she's beenseasoning this biscuit for a
while.
It's been a while for thisbitty.
(35:52):
But if there's one lesson Icould teach everybody, it's that
sometimes you need to turn dustinto mud.
That's all I gotta say.
So as I'm down there lickingher, fucking her little fucking
cranberry slushie, just lickingaway, taking a fucking time
(36:15):
stamp table like in a timemachine, just fucking licking
that fucking lickety lips allover the place, I was like, oh
my god, I could taste the greatdepression oh my god oh, man,
you said how many grandkids andkids did you have there?
I had that bitch moaning like afucking titanic sound horn at
(36:40):
the end of its journey.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Oh, thank you welcome back to the best freaking
podcast.
It's's Everyday with Jon andJay baby.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.
You got that motherfucker, Nowcheck it out, hello.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
there.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh my God, that old lady voice.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yes man so we're back , can't wait to be.
I can't, I couldn't wait tillafter that it's every day with
john and jay.
They say it's every dude, solet's make a nasty nasty I
wonder.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I wonder if it will do it, because I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see what it does.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
How about?
Oh my God, dude, what do youthink about doing an R&B song?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
But just type all the nasty sex words into it, like
talk about pussy and pussy andsex.
I think it's R and then andsign.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
R and sign B song about pussy and pussy and dick
and dicks.
About dicks and cum.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Every nasty fucking word you get to come orgies,
dicks and cum yeah, every nastyfucking word you get to come up
with Fucking.
Orgies.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Orgies.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Cleveland steamers.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Dude, just nasty Cleveland steamers.
All right, we'll see what itdoes just with that.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh man, I don't know, we'll see.
If it does this, I'm going toget banned.
I don't think you can getbanned.
Oh, it says the song'sdescription flagged for
moderation, so it won't let youdo all that.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
It won't let you do a nasty song yeah, I guess not.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You're paying for it, I know right.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Damn, damn.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Let's do just one.
Let's just do like like one, uh, like one subject.
See what it does.
I guess I won't do that either,because I did one about herpes
and what about?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
gay r&b song about queers or something I don't know
.
Oh my God, it's working on it.
It didn't get flagged yet.
Nope, it's going to do it.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It says my ex-husband .
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Oh my god, my ex-husband was gay.
Now I'm single and here Take aring, roll a J Time to hike up
the skirt.
My friends felt sorry for me,said at least you know now, but,
baby, I'm trying to see.
It was kind of cute how henever took out the trash.
(40:24):
He liked to go to the gym andspend all my cash at the blonde
bar.
He kept the place clean for me,never had a phone They'd add it
up eventually.
Guess he had style and he hadthe hunch, his business trips
with his best friend.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I don't know, can you see the lyrics?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, Okay, the Alan jokes.
I never heard that.
Tommy watch called in city.
My ex-husband was gay.
Now I'm single in here.
Take the week, roll the jade.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Time to hike up the skirt.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Dee-dee-da-lee-da-lee dude.
You know what I'm wondering?
I wonder if you could choose asong sang by a real artist, like
a fucking real artist, likeyou're gonna be, like alice
cooper singing about gay oh, Iwonder if it'll do that for or
maybe it won't do it forcopyrights.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I wonder if it will do that oh man, what about tom
petty?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
he ain't alive anymore.
Bob dylan gay about poop.
Oh, there you go, man poop nope, nope, they asked.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Saw description.
Contained artist name alicecooper.
Yeah, so they, they got.
They got some restrictions onit but you can't sell that way.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You can't sell is like real, you don't.
You know, I can kind of get it,so that way you can't sell as
like real songs.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You know I'm kind of okay with that.
I like that, you know, becauseI don't think it's fair to you
know, take artists and put theirlike their user likeness and
use their voices to create, andthen try to make money off of it
.
I don't think that's right, Iagree, dude, but I actually like
it it makes really good.
What about a?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
gay hip hop song, oh my God.
Or gangsta rap, oh man Dude,you know this is going to be so
good.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Oh my God, West Coast gangsta rap gay song A West
Coast gangsta or dude?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
or make it about fucking like, make it about
something fun, about, about,legos, legos, good call.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Legos, dude, yeah, dude, this is going to be the
most epic shit ever bro.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I hope it doesn't, oh please.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Oh, it's working on it.
I'm just going to say this youall need to thank John for this
shit.
Dude, I come up with theseideas, but he's the billfold and
he paid for this shit.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
This is so fucking good.
It's called bricks on bricks.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Look at the AI.
One of the AI generates animage for it.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I cannot wait.
Oh my God dude, oh my God.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
They're ready.
Got these supermodels lining up.
Everything paid for Rubber binaccessories, with a snowstorm
Sliding on the third rail.
It's like all of these boxeshere to make a cast Different
life.
I like this one.
My mind clicked tight like Legobricks.
My vice in years Don't you wantit?
She different years Came fromthe sticks and now it's big
cheers Flash up, the sticks bangin the face and it's unique.
(44:13):
That's how I make it.
These niggas close.
They say niggas, so wait.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, so wait.
We can't make funny songs aboutpussy, but they can say niggas
in this.
Yeah, what the fuck is thatshit?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Because they're black AI.
How do they know that thatsounded white as fuck, though?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
What's the other one sound?
Like oh, I like that.
It's gonna be the same lyricsit's gonna be the same lyrics.
Speaker 7 (44:59):
I like that beat so far.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Oh, so they charge you a couple coins and then they
give you two choices.
Yeah, they give me two songs.
That's pretty cool.
I like this one.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
My mind clicked tight like Lego bricks.
My vice in years Thought youwanted to see different years
Came from the sticks and thatwas big jerks Flash up the
sticks, bang in the face andit's unique just how I make it.
These niggas, clones, all I cansay.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
These niggas, ayo, all I can say, I'm putting the
bass in the room with this boom,boom.
Speaker 7 (45:29):
I say the truth, all of these rape.
Born this way, I never fearedfear.
I fucking hate it.
I'm from a.
I'm I like this.
Wow, you'll never see, neverthought.
(45:51):
I said that, brother.
Don't find it's a metaphor.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
This is actually legit, this is good, this is so
good Dude, I know I hate towaste more coins.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Dude, I got plenty of them, bro.
What about poop in your pants?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
A West bro, what about pooping?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
your pants A West Coast gangster rap about pooping
your pants.
Yeah, yeah, yeah About poopingyour pants.
Dude, if they flagged this, I'mgoing to be so pissed.
Well, I did herpes.
I've done herpes andhemorrhoids, so let's kind of
give it a little bit more infoon 90s West Coast raps.
See if let's kind of give it alittle bit more info on 90s West
Coast raps.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, See if that kind of makes it a little better
.
Yeah, what's up, Nick?
You know, see you in my theme.
Yeah, dude, I can't wait tohear this.
Bricks on bricks.
They made Legos as gangsta asyou could possibly make Legos.
What are these called?
I poop my pants Effectually no,okay well yeah, it's kind of
(47:18):
easy to tell what these are, aspoop my pants.
Oh yeah, there's a picture of atoilet with sunglasses.
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Yes, I'm about to get these britches wet.
Had a sneaky fart and pile it.
It ain't finished yet.
Just a mess inside my jeans.
I can't admit it yet.
My Gucci shoe got some goodneed a minute Shit.
All this food I'm taking inexcess laxatives Give me
ballactivity.
That's everyday practice.
Imagine how to smell it.
Don't even tell them it's me.
(47:53):
Y'all hold your nose if youthink I need therapy.
What, what.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Why does this go so hard?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
So it's the same lyrics for both songs.
Yeah, check the other song andsee what they're like.
Wow, wow.
I about to get these britcheswet had a sneaky farting partner
.
It ain't finished yet.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
On any Wow I can't admit it.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
Yet my Gucci shoe got some type of goo.
I need a minute Shit All thisfood I'm taking in Excess
laxatives.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Kind of sounds like a DMX kind of.
Speaker 7 (48:50):
You know what it reminds me of.
What's that?
It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
What the what's that?
It's got a.
What the fuck's that?
Dude?
I mean it If I said I wasn'tscared.
You know I mean it yeah.
Figure with that dude.
I wonder who.
I can't remember who sings thatdude.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
You heard of.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Gangster Africa.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Poopy Britches.
I'm upset G-Eazy Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Sounds like G-Eazy I like G-Eazy, though.
Speaker 7 (49:38):
Ah, all I can say life is grand.
I open the can a little andwarnings fill the land.
I poop my pants because I amwhat I am and truth about the
matter is baby.
I poop my pants, said I poop mypants Because I am what I am
and don't nobody shit in.
They pants baby.
But if you can, said I poop mypants, said I poop my pants.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
I poop my said I poop my pants.
I poop my pants.
This is a gold fucking recordright here.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
This is so good this is the best ai fucking thing
I've ever.
This told us rewarding me formy dude.
Shout out to tony man.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh yeah, buccione told us about this dude and I
paid for.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I was like dude, they only give you like 10 free ones
a day and I used it up likereally quick.
Oh, dude, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Poop my pants.
Poop my pants.
What about a death metal, oneabout shit in your pants?
Oh no, I'm just kidding.
Do whatever you want bro, onebro.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Uh, we could do like a a metalcore song about.
We can make about anything okay, let's do something.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Dude, a metalcore sound about macaroni and cheese.
Oh, dude, this shit just popsin my head.
Dude, like I want something.
You need something.
Innocent dude.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Medicorps is like death and fuck you Macaroni and
cheese and I'm going to specifyKraft macaroni cheese to see if
I hopefully I don't get fliedfor that.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Okay, nothing at all.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, it's got to be completely random shit.
Look at the ai.
I love the pictures itgenerates.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
The fucking toilet picture was great.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
I poo my pants.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yum, did he go?
Yum, yeah, that is definitely.
(52:37):
Metalcore.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
Marconi Marconi.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
That's all right, oh I didn't?
Speaker 6 (52:42):
You saw, marconi I missed it.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
The autocorrect got me Macaroni.
How do you spell back?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
M-A-C-A-R-O-N-I.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Marconi and cheese.
Yeah, that sounds stupid.
Okay, let's do this again.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Oh, it has to make two of them again.
Yeah, oh, okay, gotcha, thatwas good.
Yeah, yeah, I was very happyand I love that metalcore shit,
dude, like where it's singingFucking, love it, dude.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
See, I think AI caught on to it, because it says
Kraft, mac and Cheese is thetitle.
And you know what's great?
It does not take long at all tomake these.
Like they're quick, they are.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Look at the guitars.
Oh, that's so cute.
It's like Slaughter to PrevailA little bit.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Dude, this is great.
Yes, Macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 6 (53:55):
Unreal and unnatural cheese.
Blasphemous oranges on ho-hi.
Like the force of these rips, Ibring Balance of stage lights
and headbands.
Craft macaroni and cheese.
Craft macaroni and cheese.
Craft macaroni and cheese.
Eating that metal riffing Metalriffing, masochistic.
(54:29):
Craft mac is delicious.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Dude, it's awesome.
Is it really going to do abreakdown?
I hope so.
Or is it going to do a?
Speaker 1 (55:20):
solo, I don't know.
Does it go lower than that?
No, no, that's.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Okay, a little solo section Okay.
Speaker 6 (55:58):
How does this thing shred so good as long?
Speaker 1 (56:03):
as they buy our records.
Speaker 6 (56:19):
As long as they buy our records, what a fan.
I'll give you some cheese Withmacaroni and cheese.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Oh, this is only one.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
We haven't even listened to the other one, yet
We'll do the other one.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Look at that one.
Speaker 6 (56:44):
I'll lend you to boil your water.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Oh, this is different .
Oh no, it's the same lyric.
Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah, same lyric.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
That's awesome.
Oh, I want to see if they gointo some streaming and shit.
I want to see if they go intosome streaming and shit it kind
(57:15):
of has a Almost like DragonForce, or a little bit of
Trivium, a little Trivium, butTrivium does Metalcore as well.
Right, more like Dragon Force,doesn't it have the dragon force
(57:39):
feel, yeah what's up?
(58:00):
Yeah, right here.
That line is so funny I can'tbelieve it's put in there.
Dude, that's hilarious.
Speaker 6 (58:08):
I like that.
That's sick Wow.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
It's save the day metal.
It's a little saved the day.
It's got a like.
It's got a huge dragon forcefeel to it.
Yeah, it does for real.
If it had more screaming Iwould say definitely trivium.
The first one's just likefucking in your face.
Yeah, that was yeah, the secondone was just like oh my god
craparoni and cheese, so weprobably got time for a couple
(59:12):
more.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Oh, a couple more songs for this.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Yeah, how about we do an alternative song, kind of
like butt rock?
I don't know what you wouldcall that.
What about grunge?
Let's do a grunge song aboutsomething happy puberty let's do
a grunge song about somethinghappy.
Speaker 3 (59:33):
Puberty, let's do puberty dude.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
Please tell me they'll let you do puberty.
They know this is fuckingretarded, not in the fun way,
but in the shitty way.
They're letting us do it.
We're doing a grunge song aboutpuberty.
Oh, boner, dude, you shouldhave done like a boner, it'd be
(59:57):
funny.
Oh, this is going to be great,dude, my brain is such a fucked
up.
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
That's why I love it.
That's why I wanted to do this,because I just thought of it.
Oh, it's in Spanish.
That's bizarre.
What, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
is this, ricky Martin , a grudge?
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I want a grudge rock song.
Maybe I got to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Maybe we should pop 90s grunge.
We'll see what it comes up with.
Fucking, kidding me.
Why the fuck would it be infucking song?
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Okay here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
What's it say?
Growing Pades, rock rough vibes, guitar heavy Grudge, rock
grudge.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Good.
Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Grubbacker Roadie.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
And cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
That was a great fucking song as long as they buy
our records the screaming one'sgreat.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
This is like Nickelback yeah, it's a little.
I don't get old like a tree.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Pain comes, pain goes .
So does she Friends with my mom.
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
They report back Gifted or cursed Glowing pain
keeps you waiting.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
That almost sounds country.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
It's like it's Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
It's a little really Nickelback.
Check the other one out, dude.
Yeah, let's do the other one,it's a little better.
Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
It's not grunge at all, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
These dude, these sound, these sound just like
they both sound like Nickelbackdifferent songs with my mom they
report back gifted or cursed,growing pain situated let's, uh,
let's do this a heavy grudgerock song about puke heavy 90s
(01:02:49):
let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Let's see.
If I put heavy, what's itmaking me do this?
For I just don't care.
What am I doing?
Let the image that best matchesthe theme of the sample image
oh, I want you to put a sampleimage to it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Sell the kids for food.
Select the image that bestmatches the theme of the sample.
Be a sexy dude.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Oh, I'm confused by this.
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Rubbing in your pants , pissing on some ants.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
And we're going we're going to be something, doing
something with something.
Then you're going to havesomething.
Don't know what it is.
You want to know what it isChecked on, what it is?
Ask know what it is.
You want to know what it isChecked on, what it is?
Ask Google what it is.
It is nothing.
That's nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Fucking this way.
Shut up.
Oh man, I don't know what I'mdoing here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Maka laka hai, maka hai ni ho oh.
Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Oh, peewee, oh, peewee oh peewee.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, I don't know, dude, what are you thinking?
We tried R&B.
We did rap.
The Ginks rap was funny.
We did death metal.
I don't know, unfortunatelywe're out of time.
Well, that's good, because weran out of fucking ideas, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
So are we Hold on.
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
There we are yeah, we are out of time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
So we may have to do that again, because that was a
lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
That was fucking fun, that was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
So, yeah, what was I going to say Back in the day?
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
To be honest, I wouldn't mind doing a whole
episode just fucking listeningto songs and reviewing them.
We should.
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
That'd be hilarious, so much fun dude, we may do that
next week.
Yeah, we appreciate everyone'slistenership.
Thank you for joining us.
Jay, you got any departingwords?
Not really.
Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
No, I'm uh.
Thank you for joining us.
Jay, you gotta eat departingwords.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Uh, not really no, I'm just kidding.
Um just want to say thank youto everybody for listening.
Really appreciate it.
I showed somebody new todaylike the podcast.
Um hired a new girl at workokay um and uh showing her she's
fucking 19, but she's justsuper cool, that's's good.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Super cool.
I like her, she's fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
She's really cool, like easy to talk to and just
kind of non-judgy, just awesome.
Hope that she works out Radical.
Happy birthday to Jake today.
Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Yeah, happy B-Day to you.
Today was my son's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
So happy 23rd bub.
Happy B-Day to you.
I hope you get some poostonight, bud.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Some poos, some boosie.
Yeah, I get a boosie Boosie,all right, so that'll do it for
us for this week.
We'll see you on the next run.
I'm John Brickner and I'm JasonScherger Later.
Later, peeps.
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:02):
, it's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
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It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Hey, it's Every Day with Jon and.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Ajay.
Greetings and salutationsfellow peoples.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Howdy ho, we are here At Bruce Pine.
Welcome to another edition.
We hope you're doing very well.
We are pretty much at ourthree-year anniversary now.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is this 156?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, this is 157.
157.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Ooh, we hit our three year last week so yeah oh, the
champion, ohio statechampionship yeah, that's nice,
yeah, so thank you for everybodysandy.
See, I know you do that, sandy,which?
Uh, speaking of sandy, my momgoes back to fucking texas
tomorrow I'm kind of depressedabout it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, that's good that you uh I'm glad I got to
see her, but it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's like I get visitation with my mom, yeah,
you know, but I got to see mygrandma a lot too, which was
really cool, so, but we'll talkabout that later.
What happened?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
oh uh, speaking of like college football so I saw
that uh, like, uh with michiganand that whole sign stealing
thing.
There was developments withthat.
So michigan's going it's prettymuch saying uh, uh, well, yeah,
we, we did it, but like not onthe scale that what the ncaa
says we did it.
And then they're like well,yeah, uh, you guys can't we want
(03:00):
to know.
So supposedly that around themichigan uh beat writers that
they're say that it was likeRyan Day's brother's PI
investigation firm that exposedMichigan's science stealing
scandal and they stole all thesehard drives and they did all
this shit.
So basically saying that wasRyan Day, that no, it was
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someone within the university,within the, within the football
program, anonymously.
Oh how states no, michigan'sthat ratted out michigan oh, no
shit.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, they just try to bring us down, no matter what
?
Yeah, it's funny it's like sucka fucking dick.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's like this offseason is gonna be great.
You know, ohio state's thedefending champion and now we
get to see michigan in turmoil.
This is gonna be the greatestoffseason, even though our
defensive coordinator left.
Like the day the day of thechampionship celebration, he ups
and leaves and goes to pennstate in a lateral move.
It doesn't make a lot of senseto me.
So jim knowles, yeah, but isn'the making a lot more money?
(03:59):
Supposedly not that much more.
From what I read, from what Igathered, there was like there
was tension between a littletension between ryan day and jim
knowles after the oregon game,and him and larry johnson didn't
get along.
Who coaches the d line?
And so there could have beensomething there.
There could be a lot more thanmoney.
(04:20):
But don't go into like, oh,that felt good, that sounded
gnarly, holy shit felt good.
But uh, you know it, it is whatit is.
You know, georgia lost theirdefensive coordinator in 2021
and they ended up going back toback, so they'll find somebody
yeah, ohio state will line it up, dude they always do, they'll
find someone dude.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
How that video I should share today about sawyer
dude.
I was so I was like dude,that'd be awesome dude.
I saw that back for next year.
Everybody cheered and then he'slike no, I'm just.
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like he, he doesn't have a fifth year.
I'm like that's hilarious.
That's like I'm like everybody,just ate it, though.
I know it's funny, I would havetoo, though I would have, but
I'm just like he goes.
Yeah, come back for my fifthseason.
I'm like wait what?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm like he doesn't have a fifth season.
I can't wait to get my jersey.
Dude, I got my sawyer jerseyorder oh, that's yeah, that
should be sick.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And then I saw you got your hat.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's pretty bad, yeah I'm wearing my hat right
now and then, after today, it'sgoing to be retired next to the
other.
2014 undisputed yeah hat that Ithat we got it uh I got the
2002 one and the 2014.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I gotta got to get that one too.
So I got to redo like mydecorations upstairs now.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't have the 2002 one, I should order it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You can probably find it on eBay, but I got oh dude,
new Era has the hat.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you see that?
Yet, holy fuck, I want this hatso bad, but I just don't have
the balls to order it yet.
I got to get through stuff.
Okay, this hat so bad, but Ijust don't have the balls to
order it yet.
I gotta get through stuff, okay.
So let me see here New era, theera I'm gonna put that.
I think it is the.
Is it the golfer hat?
No, not that one.
(05:57):
Let me see here, I'll find it.
Dude.
Oh my god, dude, I want thishat.
I know Dick Sporting has got adude.
Oh my god, dude, it's I wantthis hat.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I know dick sporting has got a ton of shit, but it's
too pricey.
It is, it's pricey.
It's like 40 for a hat, 45 fora t-shirt, it's like but you
know what people will buy itbecause they know people will.
So that's the whole.
It's a.
It's how it is, man.
It's the name of the game dude.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I've seen it all over my fucking facebook and now I'm
looking for it I can't find it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's how it goes oh , I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
New era, one bitch it's all like walmart.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kroger were selling t-shirts too, which I thought
was funny.
I'm not surprised.
I mean kroger, they had like awhole rack of it.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm like, look at this see new era pops up in my
like.
As soon as I fire up myfacebook, it pops up newer dude,
I'm just gonna go to theirfucking thing.
I was like new.
Where does new air sell it assoon?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
as I fire up my Facebook, it pops up Newer.
I'm just going to go to theirfucking thing.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Does Newer sell it directly?
Yeah, it's them.
Is it this one?
What's this one?
Nba NHL.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The final Fanatics.
Although I'm not a big fan ofFanatics' quality Fanatics is
what I got this one from.
Yeah, mean, I think.
I think nike sells yeah, that'snike, so I think that's a
little different.
Anything made by fanatics I'mnot big, really keen on it.
It's really low quality shit.
Like I bought a um fanatic soldlike a cleva guardians central
(07:44):
division shirt I bought like acouple years ago and it's
completely fucked and I evenlike because I like all my
graphic shirts I don't put inthe dryer and I wash them inside
out and stuff like that thatshit deteriorated like within a
few months.
It's horrible, dude.
I'm like good lord, it's justdon't fucking work us now the
shirts that we got for ourpodcast still kicking, they
(08:07):
still look good.
You know their colors are alittle faded, but you know where
I got them from.
The quality was, I thought waspretty solid.
So but just, fanatics is amulti-billion dollar company and
they can't find a printer thereit is dude.
That's the one I want oh dude, Ilove the old school fucking
(08:28):
logo on the side yeah, the yeah,that's sick yeah, I fucking
love that.
I like that dude I have anaffinity for, like old school,
ohio state logos yeah, that'sfucking like, yeah, that's like
in the 90s man, I have a hugeaffinity for 90s Ohio State, 80s
or 90s Ohio State logos.
I got a hat that has that logoon it, I think.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
My favorite's the Woody Hayes oh just the block,
regular blocko.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Like that yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
With the shadow.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, I watched a thing on Woody Hayes I don't
want that fucking rope thing,dude.
The rope thing, yeah, the ropething.
Yeah, like where they put therope across the hat like for
like, like dude, I used to getthose like bear brothers used to
have those for like littleleague, for like, for like, uh,
e-league and d-league they werelike four.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I have no clue.
What is a rope on a hat?
I don't.
I don't know what its function.
I'm gonna look.
I need to find this out.
We're gonna learn this.
We're all gonna learn thiswe're gonna together.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I remember getting those kind of rope hats when we
had in Little League and I'mjust like, ah man, they were not
comfortable hats either.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
A rope on a cap hat, often called a rope hat, is
primarily a decorative feature.
Oh, so it's just for decorationWith its roots in the hats worn
by sailors and fishermen alsothere's.
There's no rhyme or reason forit visual element, while also
signifying their maritimelifestyle.
Oh so, pretty much no pointabsolutely no point to it that's
(10:00):
so dumb.
Oh, I've been watching, um,I've been back to watching drawn
together, oh okay I know, Iknow we watched a few clips last
week yes, oh yeah, we, yeah, wedid.
And I've been watching harveybird man.
I'm still watching that alittle bit turning a loss, so
fucking fun.
Yeah, but I bought the secondseason, I've drawn together,
(10:22):
okay, and I'm back to playingmario golf.
Sarah dude, I'm telling youwhat dude like sarah loves mario
golf dude your wife, yourwife's, yeah, okay so, dude,
she'll get on there and she canplay pretty.
She's pretty fucking good at it.
Like she figures it out, she,she was talking to her, uh,
hannah, her friend fromcalifornia, last night and uh, I
(10:44):
heard they know how to party.
They do Really.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That was like the most white guy fucking
interjection ever, we sure knowhow to party.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You sure know how to party.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But she was talking and she's talking on the phone
and at first she was doingreally good and I'm like tell
her to leave.
You go, man, I'm tired of youfucking like almost damn near
winning, and then all of asudden she just went downhill
and it was bad, Like she wasjust fucking two or three.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Does that frustrate you watching?
Does that bug you Like watchingyour certificate?
Other play video games andfailing at it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, that doesn't bother you no, because she
doesn't do it slowly, she failsquick.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, she gets it over pretty fast.
Okay, but she was tellingHannah she goes, yeah, she goes,
I'm pretty good at it.
I love this game.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
She goes, but I can never beat Jason Watching my
wife play games, games, it's,it's, it's daunting because,
like she wants to just exploreevery little fucking crevice
which I I mean that's coolbecause it's like a hundred
percent of game though I know,and sometimes there's, there are
things to find, but to me justjust advance watching her play
far cry, oh I know, I was likego, just keep going there's like
(11:59):
dudes shooting at her and she'spicking shit up off the ground
like forget about that.
Kill them, she's like.
Well, I want to see what thisis like what's in this, what's
in this fucking?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
loading bullets into you.
Yeah, yeah, so it's likethere's a snake biting her
ankles and she's getting shot atand she's like, oh, look at
this.
Oh, what's in here?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
oh, that's a pretty box oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
check out this tree, isn't that cool?
Look at this, this room, isn'tthis room?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yes, we're in it.
Speaking of video games.
What do you think of the Switch2, or, as I dub it, the Super
Switch?
I'm excited they have like alittle mouse feature on it or
something.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They're thinking it might.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
There's no official confirmation.
Do they have like a mario paintor something?
A new mario paint, maybe Idon't know, but yeah, I saw it.
I'm like, okay, so it's really,it's just an upgraded switch.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Really, I just look at it like, oh, there's more
things for kids to break.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh, you mean, like you know, the one thing, I I
have a feeling it's gonna breakwhen, instead of like the
joy-con sliding up and down onthe on the screen it just it's
locks it, snaps in dude, that's.
That seems like a fail, a failpoint that little piece, that's
yeah that little piece that's inthere.
That feels like a fail point,but then again, I don't know,
I'm not an engineer, so that Imade out of diamond, tuxton,
(13:23):
steel, titanium, but it's notlike.
It's not like there's anythingreally new about it per se,
except it's just maybe the, theuh processing power is a little
better, or who knows, I don'tknow.
But I call it the super switchbecause really it's.
All it is to me is just anupgrade, you know how, how big
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of a fucking fail, or likemissed opportunity.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Um was the first switch, because you had the
switch and the switch light.
You could have called it thelight switch, the light switch
nice yeah that is a lostmarketing opportunity they could
have done that.
Yeah, you wanna.
Yeah, have you played the lightswitch yet?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
have you played the light switch?
Yeah, it just rolls off thetongue.
It does it works out reallywell I like that.
That's pretty good oh my gosh,I saw there was like maybe a 24
person, mario kart evidently.
I don't know how true that isoh man, I'm excited about mario
kart 9.
So I don't know if they'resupposed to have like there's,
there's like 26 slots on thescreen and there people are like
(14:29):
losing their minds over that.
So I don't know.
I I mean I'm carrie wrote.
My wife really wants it, so I'mlike, okay, whatever yeah, I've
called.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I called fremont already because there's no way,
damn it, rooney, rooney, rooney.
So, um, but yeah, no, I um, Idon't know, I want to.
I definitely want one.
(15:00):
I called.
I called our fremont, thefremont game stop, because there
ain't no way our store isgetting it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You don't think you can get one or you get them.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Fuck, no, Our distributor, fucking.
They're like we're the biggestdistributor in North America but
we never have anything for youguys.
Oh, but Fucking lie man.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
But I bet they're the biggest distributor in your
fucking like in your backyardand that's that's it but I bet
you best buy in walmart willhave them probably not day one,
not day one, yeah I'll be goneso I want to get on their
fucking uh.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But you know what?
Nintendo direct doesn't comeout till fucking april.
Yeah, so you're gonna have likea month, month and a half
before fucking this thing'ssupposed to.
But you know what?
Nintendo Direct doesn't comeout until fucking April.
Yeah, so you're going to havelike a month, month and a half
Before fucking this thing'ssupposed to release, at least
from what I'm hearing.
But I don't know.
I've been watching Waterboylike a motherfucker lately.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Waterboy yeah, has that been on TV or something?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, I bought it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh, you just oh, okay .
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, well, I bought that, and oh you just.
Oh, okay, yeah, well, I boughtthat, and I can't remember what
the fuck that was.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hey water boy, you're fired.
Yes, Mr Coach Boyu.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I just saw the football.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Which icebox, oh icebox.
The annexation of Puerto Rico,the annexation of Greenland or
Canada?
Also, I saw that Eskimo, orElectric Cowboy, had a new song.
(16:35):
Yeah, let's check that out.
I thought it was pretty fuckingsweet.
These guys can't miss, theseguys never miss can't miss these
(17:02):
guys never miss.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
I love the time you heard about a man, the left
controller, the lavaking.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I told you hop in and let the journey begin.
I have no idea who that guy is.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Dude, I fucking love the techno mix with metal.
Did I fucking love the technomix with metal?
You know what?
I'd like to see these guys teamup with Little Big.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
That would be epic.
I really want to be like him.
I want to be with him.
Forget about that.
Hats up in the sky and we keepgetting high.
Imagine down in this level thatyou cannot deny we're growing
high, we're shining bright.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I cannot wait to get in.
I've been obsessed with thesocks as it came out.
We want to go up and down.
We're moving on around.
We're going up and down, we'removing on around.
We're going up and down, we'removing on around.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I want to show you my world, when the beat goes up
and down.
Let me open the door.
Elevator operator.
Up up, Down down.
Elevator operator.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Up down.
It's got a Rammstein feel to it.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It does feel a little Rammstein-ish, rammstein-ish,
(18:53):
mmm.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I like to see these guys live.
Oh, I know, dude Elevator musicIn my world when the beat goes
(19:20):
up and down.
Let me open the door.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Scalavator operator.
Scalavator operator.
Scalavator operator.
(19:55):
Okay so, dude, I can't believethese guys are like they should
be in Eurovision.
Man, y'all awesome with that B,they'd win.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
All right, dude, y'all awesome with that B They'd
win.
All right, dude, dicks andDollas.
Oh, okay, yes, Now this one isnot one that I would enjoy, and
the song is called Good Lookin'.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Dicks and Dollas.
I like that Good Lookin'.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yep, let's listen to this, and it's on Touch T tunes,
which is awesome.
This is what I played at Belmarthe other day.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
There's something about the way you look in my
eyes Like a starry night.
You light up my skies, you leanin closer and my heart starts
to pound.
I heard you sigh.
You know I love that sound.
He's bouncing off my bootycheeks.
I love the way he rides.
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I can hardly breathe when he'spumping deep inside.
Fuck, kissing on my pussy.
What.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I played this at Belmar the other day I wasn't
even there.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I wasn't even there and it was next On their shit.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Oh, after this we could have some fun here in a
minute.
I can't get enough.
I'm stuck in your love.
That's fine with me.
Nowhere else I wanna be.
He's bouncing off my booty.
I can hardly breathe when he'spumping deep inside.
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I kiss him on his neck and thenhe kisses on my pussy, calling
daddy, while I holler man, thatboy's so damn good looking.
It's actually not a bad donesong.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
It sounds like a safe radio country song.
It sounds like a safe radiocountry song.
The fact that he got Boosie ina fucking country song is
hilarious.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
This went from zero on my list to being probably one
of my favorite country songs.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
You're not Boossy dude.
I love that word.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Extra points for putting that in this song.
I'm going to say, dude, I likeDixon Dallas.
I'm not going to lie, this ishilariously awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I just love the word bussy, I'm not going to lie.
My bussy thrives for Jesus,dude.
This is a shirt I saw in likeTeen Hearts, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
So, dude, I wanna go to that Pseudo fucking site.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
We can make whatever we want man.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Dude, you know what you should do.
Let's create A new intro Forour stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Just for shits and gigs okay, I mean we could do
this right now.
Yeah, uh, okay, uh, what whatkind of genre do you do you want
to have this in, because itcould do whatever I fucking tell
it to.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Let's do techno, techno or house techno, whatever
you want.
What are you doing?
(24:27):
Doing this description?
Yeah, yeah, I kind of give it aprompt to fucking fill it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I kind of fill in the lyrics what's it say what
is, what is this?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
it'll say it'll oh, what's your thing?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
oh, this is a house techno song about a podcast
called it's every day withjohnny j podcast is a comedy
podcast with songs and skits.
I can put whatever I want, it'sjust going to fill in the
blanks.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Let's see what it makes.
I'm excited to hear this.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
This is the first thing now like, like we could,
we could fine tune it oh my god,look at it, it's every day with
john and jay okay is this free?
No, I actually paid.
I paid, uh, ten dollars for it,so I could get a bunch of
(25:15):
credits.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
What is that Vermont?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, so I got like 1,800 credits, but that's like
All right, let's see what thisdoes.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What, what the hell.
I like that a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
What the fuck?
I did not expect that.
By the way, this is AI, ai,holy shit dude, so do you have
(26:13):
to use credits?
Yeah, To create yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh no, no, I got plenty of them.
It's no big deal bro.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
How much credits does it cost to create a song?
A couple per song, it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It gives me two per prompt.
It's like 500 songs per month.
The lyrics are kind of likewhatever, but dude, that beat is
fucking hot.
Then again, a lot of technosongs don't have a lot of lyrics
(26:59):
.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's going to come back in with a fucking.
It's going to build up.
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
It's going to build up.
That's ridiculous, oh goddamn.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's the first one.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
That's wild.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
We're going to have a 45-minute intro.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That was awesome.
Check the second one out.
Dude, what's?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
the second one.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's like the fucking remix.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
I don't like this one as much.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I was waiting to see if it goes into it.
Yeah, we'll see what the beatdrops.
Here it is, it's picking it up.
That hits pretty hard that hitsgood.
The first one's a lot better,though this is like a little big
(29:00):
.
The last one was like ElectricCowboy.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, this was a little big.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, I don't like this, I just ripped Major's ass
dude, this felt so fucking gooddude, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's so cool, though, man, I would just fuck
around on it for hours.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know Idon't ever leave.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah, I got, I get 500 songs, 500, uh we should
make a really nasty dude, wecould do whatever we want dude,
we'll take a break first, andthen we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, we'll just gonna keep fucking with this,
yeah, I think we'll come backand we'll make a nasty, really
gross, perverse two life crewblushing song.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I wonder if it'll do it.
Okay, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Let's ask hello everybody, Hello everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's been a long time since we talked about my little
sexual exploits.
This particular story is true,Kind of Not really.
(30:16):
One day I was walking down theroad here and I looked in a
window of this establishment andI saw a lot of silver haired
(30:37):
foxes in there, if you know whatI mean.
It looked like they werecoloring.
All of them had the same markerin their hand.
What a waste.
So I walked in there, sat downin their open chair next to a
(31:00):
couple of gray-haired fillies,and I was like looked over to
the one to my left and I'm like,hey, what's up, baby, how would
you like to feel 25 again?
She's like what, what.
(31:23):
So I was like well, better notwaste any more time on her.
Bitch needs to turn her hearingaid up.
Let's go to this fucking sexylittle fucking temptress to my
ride.
Hey, baby, hey, how would youlike six inches to make you
bleed?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
She looked right at me and in the most sexiest
fucking voice she said Today'smy son's birthday and in the
most sexiest fucking voice shesaid Today's my son's birthday.
So if you know me, you know I'mvery persistent.
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So I pretended like I was goingto stretch and Try to grab on
some Tite for a second.
But when I went to grab at herchest On both sides I didn't get
a handful of anything.
I'm like Where'd they go?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
And she yelled out bingo, Bingo.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I was like, yeah, bingo, bingo all day.
And all I gotta say is I gotnumber B, horny Right, baby.
So, uh, I got number B, hornyRight, baby.
So, uh, I decided to take myhand down south and Touch on her
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Her poos, poos, poos, poos.
Unfortunately, she had a garterbelt on Made from pampers, oh
man.
And there was something extrain there.
It wasn't just a bunch of fluff.
So I figured I'd go down thereand diddle around for a little
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bit and see what's happeningdown in the Grey Goose Sanctuary
, see what's happening down inthe Great Goose Sanctuary.
And while I'm down thereplaying with their fucking SOS
pad, I dip my finger in herfucking raspberry love snatch,
(33:50):
oh my god.
And she looked at me and shegoes.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
And I was like keep them teeth in for now, baby, you
can take them out a little bitlater.
A little tasty desserts.
And then, all of a sudden, Ihit the sweet spot and she was
like oh, oh, oh and I could tellI was rocking her fucking world
(34:29):
right there.
She was soaking that diaper soquick.
It was fucking crazy.
So I decided to be a kinkmotherfucker.
I took my fingers out there andI put them in my mouth.
A little tasty trip down memorylane for this bitch.
And she looked over at me andshe's like Harold, will you do
(34:56):
it again?
And I was like you got it, baby.
So, I decided, this time I'mgonna give her the full monty.
I went down underneath thatbingo table, pulled her little
jerseys down, little cracklingof that diaper, pulled it apart,
gave her a little lickety lick.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
So gross.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
As I felt her arthritic hand grab a handful of
my fucking curly hairs and justslam my face into her fucking
gray raspberry coos.
Oh man, you can tell she's beenseasoning this biscuit for a
while.
It's been a while for thisbitty.
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But if there's one lesson Icould teach everybody, it's that
sometimes you need to turn dustinto mud.
That's all I gotta say.
So as I'm down there lickingher, fucking her little fucking
cranberry slushie, just lickingaway, taking a fucking time
(36:15):
stamp table like in a timemachine, just fucking licking
that fucking lickety lips allover the place, I was like, oh
my god, I could taste the greatdepression oh my god oh, man,
you said how many grandkids andkids did you have there?
I had that bitch moaning like afucking titanic sound horn at
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the end of its journey.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Oh, thank you welcome back to the best freaking
podcast.
It's's Everyday with Jon andJay baby.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.
You got that motherfucker, Nowcheck it out, hello.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
there.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh my God, that old lady voice.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yes man so we're back , can't wait to be.
I can't, I couldn't wait tillafter that it's every day with
john and jay.
They say it's every dude, solet's make a nasty nasty I
wonder.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I wonder if it will do it, because I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see what it does.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
How about?
Oh my God, dude, what do youthink about doing an R&B song?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
But just type all the nasty sex words into it, like
talk about pussy and pussy andsex.
I think it's R and then andsign.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
R and sign B song about pussy and pussy and dick
and dicks.
About dicks and cum.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Every nasty fucking word you get to come orgies,
dicks and cum yeah, every nastyfucking word you get to come up
with Fucking.
Orgies.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Orgies.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Cleveland steamers.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Dude, just nasty Cleveland steamers.
All right, we'll see what itdoes just with that.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh man, I don't know, we'll see.
If it does this, I'm going toget banned.
I don't think you can getbanned.
Oh, it says the song'sdescription flagged for
moderation, so it won't let youdo all that.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
It won't let you do a nasty song yeah, I guess not.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You're paying for it, I know right.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Damn, damn.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Let's do just one.
Let's just do like like one, uh, like one subject.
See what it does.
I guess I won't do that either,because I did one about herpes
and what about?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
gay r&b song about queers or something I don't know
.
Oh my God, it's working on it.
It didn't get flagged yet.
Nope, it's going to do it.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It says my ex-husband .
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Oh my god, my ex-husband was gay.
Now I'm single and here Take aring, roll a J Time to hike up
the skirt.
My friends felt sorry for me,said at least you know now, but,
baby, I'm trying to see.
It was kind of cute how henever took out the trash.
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He liked to go to the gym andspend all my cash at the blonde
bar.
He kept the place clean for me,never had a phone They'd add it
up eventually.
Guess he had style and he hadthe hunch, his business trips
with his best friend.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I don't know, can you see the lyrics?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, Okay, the Alan jokes.
I never heard that.
Tommy watch called in city.
My ex-husband was gay.
Now I'm single in here.
Take the week, roll the jade.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Time to hike up the skirt.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Dee-dee-da-lee-da-lee dude.
You know what I'm wondering?
I wonder if you could choose asong sang by a real artist, like
a fucking real artist, likeyou're gonna be, like alice
cooper singing about gay oh, Iwonder if it'll do that for or
maybe it won't do it forcopyrights.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I wonder if it will do that oh man, what about tom
petty?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
he ain't alive anymore.
Bob dylan gay about poop.
Oh, there you go, man poop nope, nope, they asked.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Saw description.
Contained artist name alicecooper.
Yeah, so they, they got.
They got some restrictions onit but you can't sell that way.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You can't sell is like real, you don't.
You know, I can kind of get it,so that way you can't sell as
like real songs.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You know I'm kind of okay with that.
I like that, you know, becauseI don't think it's fair to you
know, take artists and put theirlike their user likeness and
use their voices to create, andthen try to make money off of it
.
I don't think that's right, Iagree, dude, but I actually like
it it makes really good.
What about a?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
gay hip hop song, oh my God.
Or gangsta rap, oh man Dude,you know this is going to be so
good.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Oh my God, West Coast gangsta rap gay song A West
Coast gangsta or dude?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
or make it about fucking like, make it about
something fun, about, about,legos, legos, good call.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Legos, dude, yeah, dude, this is going to be the
most epic shit ever bro.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I hope it doesn't, oh please.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Oh, it's working on it.
I'm just going to say this youall need to thank John for this
shit.
Dude, I come up with theseideas, but he's the billfold and
he paid for this shit.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
This is so fucking good.
It's called bricks on bricks.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Look at the AI.
One of the AI generates animage for it.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I cannot wait.
Oh my God dude, oh my God.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
They're ready.
Got these supermodels lining up.
Everything paid for Rubber binaccessories, with a snowstorm
Sliding on the third rail.
It's like all of these boxeshere to make a cast Different
life.
I like this one.
My mind clicked tight like Legobricks.
My vice in years Don't you wantit?
She different years Came fromthe sticks and now it's big
cheers Flash up, the sticks bangin the face and it's unique.
(44:13):
That's how I make it.
These niggas close.
They say niggas, so wait.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, so wait.
We can't make funny songs aboutpussy, but they can say niggas
in this.
Yeah, what the fuck is thatshit?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Because they're black AI.
How do they know that thatsounded white as fuck, though?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
What's the other one sound?
Like oh, I like that.
It's gonna be the same lyricsit's gonna be the same lyrics.
Speaker 7 (44:59):
I like that beat so far.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Oh, so they charge you a couple coins and then they
give you two choices.
Yeah, they give me two songs.
That's pretty cool.
I like this one.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
My mind clicked tight like Lego bricks.
My vice in years Thought youwanted to see different years
Came from the sticks and thatwas big jerks Flash up the
sticks, bang in the face andit's unique just how I make it.
These niggas, clones, all I cansay.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
These niggas, ayo, all I can say, I'm putting the
bass in the room with this boom,boom.
Speaker 7 (45:29):
I say the truth, all of these rape.
Born this way, I never fearedfear.
I fucking hate it.
I'm from a.
I'm I like this.
Wow, you'll never see, neverthought.
(45:51):
I said that, brother.
Don't find it's a metaphor.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
This is actually legit, this is good, this is so
good Dude, I know I hate towaste more coins.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Dude, I got plenty of them, bro.
What about poop in your pants?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
A West bro, what about pooping?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
your pants A West Coast gangster rap about pooping
your pants.
Yeah, yeah, yeah About poopingyour pants.
Dude, if they flagged this, I'mgoing to be so pissed.
Well, I did herpes.
I've done herpes andhemorrhoids, so let's kind of
give it a little bit more infoon 90s West Coast raps.
See if let's kind of give it alittle bit more info on 90s West
Coast raps.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, See if that kind of makes it a little better
.
Yeah, what's up, Nick?
You know, see you in my theme.
Yeah, dude, I can't wait tohear this.
Bricks on bricks.
They made Legos as gangsta asyou could possibly make Legos.
What are these called?
I poop my pants Effectually no,okay well yeah, it's kind of
(47:18):
easy to tell what these are, aspoop my pants.
Oh yeah, there's a picture of atoilet with sunglasses.
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Yes, I'm about to get these britches wet.
Had a sneaky fart and pile it.
It ain't finished yet.
Just a mess inside my jeans.
I can't admit it yet.
My Gucci shoe got some goodneed a minute Shit.
All this food I'm taking inexcess laxatives Give me
ballactivity.
That's everyday practice.
Imagine how to smell it.
Don't even tell them it's me.
(47:53):
Y'all hold your nose if youthink I need therapy.
What, what.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Why does this go so hard?
Speaker 7 (48:17):
So it's the same lyrics for both songs.
Yeah, check the other song andsee what they're like.
Wow, wow.
I about to get these britcheswet had a sneaky farting partner
.
It ain't finished yet.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
On any Wow I can't admit it.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
Yet my Gucci shoe got some type of goo.
I need a minute Shit All thisfood I'm taking in Excess
laxatives.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Kind of sounds like a DMX kind of.
Speaker 7 (48:50):
You know what it reminds me of.
What's that?
It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
What the what's that?
It's got a.
What the fuck's that?
Dude?
I mean it If I said I wasn'tscared.
You know I mean it yeah.
Figure with that dude.
I wonder who.
I can't remember who sings thatdude.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
You heard of.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Gangster Africa.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Poopy Britches.
I'm upset G-Eazy Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Sounds like G-Eazy I like G-Eazy, though.
Speaker 7 (49:38):
Ah, all I can say life is grand.
I open the can a little andwarnings fill the land.
I poop my pants because I amwhat I am and truth about the
matter is baby.
I poop my pants, said I poop mypants Because I am what I am
and don't nobody shit in.
They pants baby.
But if you can, said I poop mypants, said I poop my pants.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
I poop my said I poop my pants.
I poop my pants.
This is a gold fucking recordright here.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
This is so good this is the best ai fucking thing
I've ever.
This told us rewarding me formy dude.
Shout out to tony man.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh yeah, buccione told us about this dude and I
paid for.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I was like dude, they only give you like 10 free ones
a day and I used it up likereally quick.
Oh, dude, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Poop my pants.
Poop my pants.
What about a death metal, oneabout shit in your pants?
Oh no, I'm just kidding.
Do whatever you want bro, onebro.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Uh, we could do like a a metalcore song about.
We can make about anything okay, let's do something.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Dude, a metalcore sound about macaroni and cheese.
Oh, dude, this shit just popsin my head.
Dude, like I want something.
You need something.
Innocent dude.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Medicorps is like death and fuck you Macaroni and
cheese and I'm going to specifyKraft macaroni cheese to see if
I hopefully I don't get fliedfor that.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Okay, nothing at all.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, it's got to be completely random shit.
Look at the ai.
I love the pictures itgenerates.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
The fucking toilet picture was great.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
I poo my pants.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yum, did he go?
Yum, yeah, that is definitely.
(52:37):
Metalcore.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
Marconi Marconi.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
That's all right, oh I didn't?
Speaker 6 (52:42):
You saw, marconi I missed it.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
The autocorrect got me Macaroni.
How do you spell back?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
M-A-C-A-R-O-N-I.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Marconi and cheese.
Yeah, that sounds stupid.
Okay, let's do this again.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Oh, it has to make two of them again.
Yeah, oh, okay, gotcha, thatwas good.
Yeah, yeah, I was very happyand I love that metalcore shit,
dude, like where it's singingFucking, love it, dude.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
See, I think AI caught on to it, because it says
Kraft, mac and Cheese is thetitle.
And you know what's great?
It does not take long at all tomake these.
Like they're quick, they are.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Look at the guitars.
Oh, that's so cute.
It's like Slaughter to PrevailA little bit.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Dude, this is great.
Yes, Macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 6 (53:55):
Unreal and unnatural cheese.
Blasphemous oranges on ho-hi.
Like the force of these rips, Ibring Balance of stage lights
and headbands.
Craft macaroni and cheese.
Craft macaroni and cheese.
Craft macaroni and cheese.
Eating that metal riffing Metalriffing, masochistic.
(54:29):
Craft mac is delicious.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Dude, it's awesome.
Is it really going to do abreakdown?
I hope so.
Or is it going to do a?
Speaker 1 (55:20):
solo, I don't know.
Does it go lower than that?
No, no, that's.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Okay, a little solo section Okay.
Speaker 6 (55:58):
How does this thing shred so good as long?
Speaker 1 (56:03):
as they buy our records.
Speaker 6 (56:19):
As long as they buy our records, what a fan.
I'll give you some cheese Withmacaroni and cheese.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Oh, this is only one.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
We haven't even listened to the other one, yet
We'll do the other one.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Look at that one.
Speaker 6 (56:44):
I'll lend you to boil your water.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Oh, this is different .
Oh no, it's the same lyric.
Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah, same lyric.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
That's awesome.
Oh, I want to see if they gointo some streaming and shit.
I want to see if they go intosome streaming and shit it kind
(57:15):
of has a Almost like DragonForce, or a little bit of
Trivium, a little Trivium, butTrivium does Metalcore as well.
Right, more like Dragon Force,doesn't it have the dragon force
(57:39):
feel, yeah what's up?
(58:00):
Yeah, right here.
That line is so funny I can'tbelieve it's put in there.
Dude, that's hilarious.
Speaker 6 (58:08):
I like that.
That's sick Wow.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
It's save the day metal.
It's a little saved the day.
It's got a like.
It's got a huge dragon forcefeel to it.
Yeah, it does for real.
If it had more screaming Iwould say definitely trivium.
The first one's just likefucking in your face.
Yeah, that was yeah, the secondone was just like oh my god
craparoni and cheese, so weprobably got time for a couple
(59:12):
more.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Oh, a couple more songs for this.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Yeah, how about we do an alternative song, kind of
like butt rock?
I don't know what you wouldcall that.
What about grunge?
Let's do a grunge song aboutsomething happy puberty let's do
a grunge song about somethinghappy.
Speaker 3 (59:33):
Puberty, let's do puberty dude.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
Please tell me they'll let you do puberty.
They know this is fuckingretarded, not in the fun way,
but in the shitty way.
They're letting us do it.
We're doing a grunge song aboutpuberty.
Oh, boner, dude, you shouldhave done like a boner, it'd be
(59:57):
funny.
Oh, this is going to be great,dude, my brain is such a fucked
up.
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
That's why I love it.
That's why I wanted to do this,because I just thought of it.
Oh, it's in Spanish.
That's bizarre.
What, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
is this, ricky Martin , a grudge?
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I want a grudge rock song.
Maybe I got to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Maybe we should pop 90s grunge.
We'll see what it comes up with.
Fucking, kidding me.
Why the fuck would it be infucking song?
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Okay here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
What's it say?
Growing Pades, rock rough vibes, guitar heavy Grudge, rock
grudge.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Good.
Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Grubbacker Roadie.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
And cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
That was a great fucking song as long as they buy
our records the screaming one'sgreat.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
This is like Nickelback yeah, it's a little.
I don't get old like a tree.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Pain comes, pain goes .
So does she Friends with my mom.
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
They report back Gifted or cursed Glowing pain
keeps you waiting.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
That almost sounds country.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
It's like it's Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
It's a little really Nickelback.
Check the other one out, dude.
Yeah, let's do the other one,it's a little better.
Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
It's not grunge at all, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
These dude, these sound, these sound just like
they both sound like Nickelbackdifferent songs with my mom they
report back gifted or cursed,growing pain situated let's, uh,
let's do this a heavy grudgerock song about puke heavy 90s
(01:02:49):
let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Let's see.
If I put heavy, what's itmaking me do this?
For I just don't care.
What am I doing?
Let the image that best matchesthe theme of the sample image
oh, I want you to put a sampleimage to it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Sell the kids for food.
Select the image that bestmatches the theme of the sample.
Be a sexy dude.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Oh, I'm confused by this.
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Rubbing in your pants , pissing on some ants.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
And we're going we're going to be something, doing
something with something.
Then you're going to havesomething.
Don't know what it is.
You want to know what it isChecked on, what it is?
Ask know what it is.
You want to know what it isChecked on, what it is?
Ask Google what it is.
It is nothing.
That's nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Fucking this way.
Shut up.
Oh man, I don't know what I'mdoing here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Maka laka hai, maka hai ni ho oh.
Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Oh, peewee, oh, peewee oh peewee.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, I don't know, dude, what are you thinking?
We tried R&B.
We did rap.
The Ginks rap was funny.
We did death metal.
I don't know, unfortunatelywe're out of time.
Well, that's good, because weran out of fucking ideas, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
So are we Hold on.
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
There we are yeah, we are out of time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
So we may have to do that again, because that was a
lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
That was fucking fun, that was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
So, yeah, what was I going to say Back in the day?
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
To be honest, I wouldn't mind doing a whole
episode just fucking listeningto songs and reviewing them.
We should.
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
That'd be hilarious, so much fun dude, we may do that
next week.
Yeah, we appreciate everyone'slistenership.
Thank you for joining us.
Jay, you got any departingwords?
Not really.
Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
No, I'm uh.
Thank you for joining us.
Jay, you gotta eat departingwords.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Uh, not really no, I'm just kidding.
Um just want to say thank youto everybody for listening.
Really appreciate it.
I showed somebody new todaylike the podcast.
Um hired a new girl at workokay um and uh showing her she's
fucking 19, but she's justsuper cool, that's's good.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Super cool.
I like her, she's fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
She's really cool, like easy to talk to and just
kind of non-judgy, just awesome.
Hope that she works out Radical.
Happy birthday to Jake today.
Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Yeah, happy B-Day to you.
Today was my son's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
So happy 23rd bub.
Happy B-Day to you.
I hope you get some poostonight, bud.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Some poos, some boosie.
Yeah, I get a boosie Boosie,all right, so that'll do it for
us for this week.
We'll see you on the next run.
I'm John Brickner and I'm JasonScherger Later.
Later, peeps.
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