March 6, 2025 • 74 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day.
And it's every day with Johnand Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Let's rock it's every day with john and jay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What 61 episode that is.
We're so glad you're here andyou're queer maybe.
(01:52):
Well, no, but you can be if youwant I, it's a new army general
.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We I know we have a few new listeners.
I never heard all right few.
I love new listeners yes, Ihave heard that.
All right, I love new listeners.
Yes, brooks Lee is one.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And then Shout out to you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Raphael Devers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
All right, Raphael oh dude, oh, you're reading cards
again and.
James Wood.
Thank you, thank you guys, forlistening.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I was with you at first, and then I'm like these
guys, tell them where that wehave.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Thank you for your, thank you for your support
jackson uh, churio said we suck,so we're gonna take him out,
you, son of a bitch but you knowif your name's churro you
probably don't know what thefuck, we're saying anyway,
deported get out.
You're out of here.
Get out.
You're right, who?
(02:43):
It's?
The rico palazzo great movie.
Oh, speaking of movies, I, I,you were telling me that, uh,
you wanted to be to see a movie,check out a movie or something.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, uh this movie is called good boy, good boy and
it is on uhi, I believe Is therea trailer for this.
Yes, it's called Good Boy andit is Norwegian.
It's the one I was telling youabout the other day there it is
this one there it is, oh, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Come on, frank, it's dinner time.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I assume it's about a dog.
Unfortunately, you can't readthe subtitles with us.
Yeah, it's going to read it,but it's called.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Good Boy and you can watch it on youtube the trailers
does the dog get jealous?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
what?
Oh my god it's just like, oh,oh, they're aware it's a guy to
cost costume okay what the dudeCostume.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, what the fuck dude?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up, dude.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh, now I have to watch this.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's a dude in a dog suit.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I like the music though.
Yeah, I like that dude.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Dude, please tell me this movie's.
You said it wasn't, it was good, oh it was good.
It was good, oh it was.
I say this looks good.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So it looks like it won a bunch of independent
awards too yeah, it was prettygood, kind of like I said uh, I
was telling john, it reminds me,it reminded me of tusk a little
bit, but tusk is more, um, liketo where the guy knew he was
turning a human into a walrusyou know, oh, this one, this is
like some like kind of furrykind of thing kind of, or this
(05:27):
guy's subsurface like he's likesubservient to this guy.
What's crazy is he makes thatgirl treat that guy or the dog
like a dog even though it's adude in a suit, to do it in the
suit.
And then there's wow like I'mnot gonna say it, but there's a
twist.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Like I'll say there has to be a good twist to this,
there's one like 10 secondfucking thing and a twist the
whole story oh dude, I love shit.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I have to watch this turns it from a happy-go-lucky
into a horror real fast carry.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Carry me like this.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know but we found it on I didn't want to say
tubi, I think it was a tubi andwe found it on tubi and I'm
like, what the?
What the fuck is this?
It's a good boy.
And I was like, babe, do youwant to watch this?
And she's like, yeah, I waslike, okay, so let's watch it
Because, dude, it sounded funny.
The thing was like a mandressed as a dog and I'm like,
(06:16):
okay, he got me, you know, likewhoop, it was like a Wilford
thing or whatever, isn't thatwhat his name was?
Wilford?
Yes, yeah, something, elijahwood show.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But uh, yeah.
So I told you, dude, I do, Igotta watch this.
Yeah, you told me about thisthe other day and I'm like dude,
and you know those other.
It was also frustrating that wewere making all these good ass
jokes going to the y and stuffand we're like, damn it, why did
we wait?
We were what we?
Oh, hummus thing, hummus.
We were listening.
I made it a point to rememberthat because I was like dude,
(06:52):
that joke was funny and I'm not.
I can't believe nobody, maybesomebody has already.
But so we're listening to theradio.
We were heading to the gym, meand jay, and they're talking
about like the, the, thehostages being released by
hummus, to, uh, to israel, andall blah, blah, blah.
And so I I started making likeoff, off colored humor and stuff
(07:13):
like that.
And then jason goes yeah, it'shomicide, homicide.
I'm like, holy shit, I waslaughing so hard.
I'm like that's a podcast joke,fuck man, it's just like.
And I was laughing so hard, I'mlike that's a podcast joke,
fuck man, it's just like.
And I was laughing so hard.
But now I mean I'm retellingthe story, but it doesn't have
the same punch to it, but it'sdude.
(07:34):
I had to get it out foreverybody else to listen.
I'm just like I can't believenobody else took advantage of
the wordplay itself.
Just works so well, so I just Ican't believe it.
There was another one you saidtoo, maybe like a day before
that.
I can't remember and I can'tremember that one.
But I'm like God damn it,that's like another good podcast
joke.
I always hate it when we likebanter and we're like dude, this
(07:57):
is a podcast.
That's what we do Like no joke,this is just what we do.
Yeah, this is.
Yeah, this is what we do.
And if you're just tuning infor the first time ever, this is
what we do on an everyday basis.
We just shoot the shit, listento music, talk about movies and
make off colored fucking humorno joke.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Before we started the podcast and after we get done
with the podcast, we go out.
I go out in john's living room,yeah, and we pretty much
continue the conversation.
I make fun of whatever showkaren's watching, yeah so it's.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
It's just that's what we do man it's why you make fun
of her show and apparentlyother people like it too, so
it's, it's like, but like thecable guy was at my house that
one day, we were just bad.
He's like man, you guys shouldbe a podcast like hey, well,
what do you?
Say so he's like man you guysare funny man.
It's like I wonder if that guyhas ever.
I wonder if he's stilllistening to this day.
(08:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That was like two years ago he's like yeah, I
installed shit in his house,thank you, because that's the
reason why we can do this.
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Appreciate it, because now I got one gigabyte
of internet.
Yeah, roger, from omni rogerroger from omni fiber.
That too, that dude was cool asfuck.
Roger, you're the man.
If you're still out there, yeahboy keep installing that fiber
optic internet for the masses weappreciate you, I'll keep
eating the fiber.
You keep installing the fiberbrother I can now watch porn at
(09:16):
the speed of light it is.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's amazing.
I love omni fiber no, it'sgreat.
It's a great service uh I neverdon't get paid by omni fiber.
We're not sponsored.
Let's, let's get that out ofthe service.
Uh, I never don't get paid byomni fiber either.
We're not sponsored let's.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Let's get that out of the way.
Um, I'm just love their productbecause I actually I never
thought this area would ever gethigh speed fiber optic internet
ever, because I that shit'sonly for big cities, and I'm
glad that there was actuallylike a small town solution to
that now.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So there was a couple dude like we were.
Um, I was talking, for at onetime I was talking to bascom
because bascom has fiber.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Then I was talking to them because, yeah, that's true
, because they're like a, like alocal company, yeah, but but
their infrastructure could onlydo so much.
These guys have the end.
These guys have been installingfire, I think there's.
I'm not sure if they're stilldoing it in this town today,
because I know, up until likewhat's less than a year ago, my
(10:12):
parents didn't have their otherfiber optic yet and they just
got it maybe about six monthsago, I think and I've had it for
almost two years, maybe twoyears, because I was like one of
the first ones to get it andyou were.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You were too, because , believe it or not, jay lives
like right down the alley well,my buddy was an installer, oh
okay, so he's like I got it andjohn's like hey where's mine so
I had him check on it and uhthen, uh, because john signed up
for it before I did.
But the dude was working on myblock and I'm like fuck yeah,
(10:44):
and he called me he goes.
Is this Jason Sugar?
I was like, yeah, he goes,because it was my old boss.
It was the installer, he was myold supervisor at Tower.
Yeah, tower Brandon.
He's a good dude, but yeah, Iguess he's getting out of it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
He's like, like yeah, I'm looking to do something
else.
Oh okay, yeah, I wish.
I mean I wouldn't mindinstalling like internet stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I just wouldn't want to go in.
I wouldn't want to go people'shouses yeah, that would suck
though I'm not flexible.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It depends how much they pay, because I wouldn't
mind like being out and doing,just doing shit like that.
I don't know, they'd have topay me pretty good do usic like
I did buddy oh, looking for umutilities and stuff.
Did you like, did you like thatjob?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
being outside.
It was fun, it was nice untilit was snowing or until you were
on call, okay, so here's likeusic is not a bad company per se
, but, um, when I was, whatsucks about it is is they.
Every person has to be on callat a certain amount of time and
when I worked for them, it was awhole week I was on call.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
That means you get an extra on the on-call phone,
which is an emergency phone lineokay and you have to have that
on you at all times because it'san emergency call do you get
paid like a like some sort,because sometimes when you're on
call they have to like pay youa certain amount or do they did
it?
Pay you anything you didn't?
(12:12):
If you didn't get a call, youdidn't get paid okay, so
sometimes nurses and doctors.
They get like a salary whenthey're on call and I think they
should.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I think, if you're taken away from my, here's
another stipulation you, weweren't allowed to go a half
hour from our home yeah, you'dhave to be paying me to do that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, that's what we should, that's bullshit.
They do that to the.
That's what they give thedoctors and nurses and other
other people like that who areon call.
They pay you a salary if you'reputting me on call and I cannot
do anything else and goanywhere else.
You better be paying me forthat time.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And when you're on call and you're a half hour away
from your house.
You're not allowed to be in thecompany vehicle a half hour
from your house, so you have todrive home get your company
vehicle and then take off.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Get out of here with that dude.
That's stupid as hell.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, that's why I left .
I was a whole week dude, sothat means two in the morning,
one in the morning, three in themorning.
Didn't matter whether you gotsleep or not, If you had an
emergency you could go.
I remember getting up at like1.30 in the morning after going
to bed at like fucking 11.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Did they at least give you overtime for that, or
double time?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, you got paid as soon as you started.
No, you got you lighted it andsigned in, you would go and then
sometimes if you went on calland it was a long time they
would let you off the next daybut or let you come in late.
But a lot of times I'd have tobe in at six, seven, eight
o'clock in the morning to be atmy first ticket to get started
jeez, I don't know, dude, that's.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think that's kind of shitty, I think I think if
you're gonna make people workoutside of their designated word
, now it's one thing.
Like, if you're gonna to makepeople work outside of their
designated word, now it's onething.
If you're going to be on call,I think that you need to be
compensated for.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I a hundred percent agree, cause that's my time.
You're taking my time andmaking me not be able to do that
.
Your time is valuable.
Time is money.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
So either you pay me for my time or you can go fuck
yourself.
That's what I would say, andhonestly that's honestly, that's
how it would be today, but Iwasn't like that right did the
job, sure, sure, and that'sprobably what a lot of people
are like.
There's like well, I need theincome.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I need the money, but it's like it just takes away
from.
I was a shitty locator anyway,I didn't have any, I wasn't very
fast at it.
A lot of them I would getchewed out because I wouldn't
get enough tickets done.
So I'm like whatever man dude,but I got the easy ones there.
I got the ones out in thecountry and some of them in town
but they're so easy.
A lot of people like I I wouldhate to do locating in a big
(14:31):
city or downtown tiffin yeah mybuddies had to do that because
he used to climb down tomanholes and shit like that,
fuck that yeah you're, you'reall over.
You know how much you weregetting paid.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
13 and oh, come on, man.
They make like $20.
Well, I say, how long ago wasthat though?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That was about 2016.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It was almost 10 years ago, maybe I'm not, nope,
yeah, you're in a good spot now,so I would think so I'm not
going back to that.
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I would think so, not going back to that.
Yeah, I do know that.
Um, I remember I worked with uh, there was a couple of really
good dudes that I worked with.
Um, corey Sager was one and, um, let me see here Um, also Matt
Chapman, he was another one.
He was really good, he was goodat what he did, and Mark
(15:25):
Vientos was really good.
He definitely helped us out alot.
And then I can't forget and Igot to give him a shout out
Jordan Westberg.
Okay, Jordan Westberg, he wasjust the man dude, like probably
one of the best locators ever,and maybe I would even give an
(15:46):
honorable mention to BrandonFatt.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's his last name, fatt yeah, because he did
really good too, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, I've only ever had like three jobs in my life,
so I can't really.
So what are the three jobs, man?
Oh, okay, mcdonald's for a longtime.
Do you remember Rhett Louder?
Who is it?
Rhett Louder?
Rhett Louder.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, no Good, oh, he's a baseball guy.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
He is a baseball guy.
I'm like that'll ring a bell.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I was like I don't know who honorable mention, I
don't know I didn't know.
I didn't know who any of thoseguys were.
They were all baseball players.
I don't.
I don't remember a lot, I don'tyeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I and I know baseball and I didn't recognize any of
those guys, so where I reallywasn't paid attention that hard,
so I don't know.
Um, what was I saying?
Oh, you're asking me about yourjob mcdonald's for like years
which I worked.
That's where we met and we allknow the story.
I love story.
Fucking goddamn hot mustard andum in the goddamn tomato that
(17:01):
sounds so nasty like this guy'ssuch.
It's like this guy's thatsounds so nasty.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's like this guy's such.
It's like this guy's god,fucking dumb god, you're goddamn
hot mustard tomato.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
And then I worked at um, I worked at uh toledo
molding and dot no, no way I hadfour jobs arnold vending I had
arnold vending.
I forgot about arnold vendingworked there for about a year
and I got laid off during likethe 2008, like economic they
said he was driving all thewomen wild.
When I was, god, you know me sowell, I do.
You told me the story he's likeI guess he would like deliver
(17:30):
food I would, and the womenwould stop their presses and
just run after me, and it'd belike elvis.
It was like austin powers yeah,it was like it's awesome and
I'd be standing there.
Air and I'd be standing thereair I was sound as a pound love,
(17:53):
yeah my jumbo jet I'm eatingtoo much.
I gotta see if my tackle worksstill.
Baby, yeah, uh yeah.
Oral vending and I I that jobwas exhausting because it was
just a lot of lifting.
You know, of course I was youngthen.
I couldn't do that job todaybecause I'd be just, or maybe
(18:15):
actually probably be in bettershape, maybe because you'd be
walking I'd be walking.
Oh man, I was.
I was a great shape then.
Like I wish I could go back tothat.
Um, that job was cool, though.
The fringe benefits were reallygood, and I'm not talking about
like sex all the ladies I knewyou're gonna say that, uh, the
free food, whether I paid for itor not, or whether it was
(18:37):
whether I was supposed to takeit or not, it was.
They had a big like scrap, likerack of scrap that all the
drivers would bring home out ofthe machines and it just get
tossed in the dumpster at theend of the day, and we had free
pickings to that and I I know itoh, like solid sandwiches, dude
, I take those.
See here's the thing about thatreally good.
(18:58):
Here's the thing about those.
Yeah, you don't want to takethose if they be sitting in the
hot garage all damn day.
You don't want those ones.
What I would do is I would takethe expired stuff that I wanted
and put it in my fridge in myvan and I put them in there and
then I get a big box and takeeverything home.
So that way it would be coolstill.
So I would take this.
(19:18):
It depends what they had inthere.
I wouldn't.
The egg salad I wouldn't takeand anything like that.
I wouldn't have the egg salad,I wouldn't take it, anything
like that.
But like everything else wasfair game man.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I remember eating a salmon and rice dude.
That shit was so fucking good.
Really, the salmon and rice wassome of the best shit, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
From the wheel of death.
Yeah, Really dude.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Wow, I used to bug the Arnold guy at fucking custom
glass.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The biggest seller, for me anyway, was like the
biscuits and gravy.
For me anyway was like thebiscuits and gravy.
Like people fought over thatstuff.
It's like and they, you knowit'd be an honor thing is so
they, they'd rotate menus so youonly get it like once every
four weeks like once a month.
So people would be like any morebiscuits and gravy.
I'm like, nah, I don't knowthat'll.
(19:59):
It'll be another three weeks,guys, before that comes back.
Like, oh, we really like that,I.
So customers were cool, but Ithink the majority of them were
assholes.
A lot of these like uh, a lotof these people at uh, the uh
factories but you know who arethe biggest assholes were people
in offices.
They were assholes and theywould like be so picky about
(20:23):
everything.
The cream, and there's notenough.
The coffee machine doesn't giveenough creamer.
The coffee machine doesn't giveenough sugar.
Can you make it?
So it doesn't.
I'm like, no, that's what it'ssupposed to give.
It's calibrated to what it'ssupposed to give.
You want extra sugar?
You gotta pay for that fuckingshit or you gotta push the
button to do it.
And it's like, no, I not goingto have our maintenance.
(20:46):
People come out here.
It was fighting.
It was, oh, I'm always fight.
Can you put this in the machine?
Can you put that in the machine?
We're like are you going to buyit?
Then you know the one thing Ichat my ass the most is that for
a while I you would get paid oncommissions At.
For a while you would get paidon commissions at least I was.
You get a base salary, then youget commissions from all the
(21:06):
sales, from all your route.
It was actually good money anduntil I went to the night route,
then I was just paid a basesalary, which I didn't mind.
I liked that better.
But the thing is people wouldask you to hey, can you put this
in the machine?
And you put that in the machineso I would appease them
thinking.
Thinking, hey, if I appeasethese people, they will buy the
(21:27):
shit.
Guess what happens?
It nobody buys it.
I'm like I went through allthis effort to fucking put it in
here and no one buys.
The egg rolls were really goodin there.
I've never had the egg rolls.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's an egg roll, it's the shape of my pee-pee.
Hey, hey, oh.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I got a little pee-pee oh, suck it, suck it,
suck it, suck it.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You know, honestly, dude, we have quite a little bit
of Japanese following right now.
Do we really Dude?
Yeah, Hold on a second.
Oh, yes.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Dude.
Hold on a second, bro, becauseI'll bring up our dashboard.
I'm so glad the atom bombdidn't ruin your sex with humans
.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
It's funny.
I think we got a few viewers.
We got some listeners fromGermany, which is fucking funny
because we did the Ausch Fitnessfucking skit, yes, and that
didn't scare off anybody.
So it's like who says Germansdon't have sex with humans?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They're probably like oh, oh, this is fucking
hilarious hilarious.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
He's from austria, right?
So that's, that's samedifference.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm just kidding, right, you guys probably think
canada is america, so thenthat's you know what you bet.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I bet you're right.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Well, it will be our 51st state here pretty good, we
deserve it.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Uh, let's see here.
Let me go to.
Sucky, sucky, sucky sucky Wrongtime Locations.
Yeah, look at that dude.
Like 5% of our viewers in thelast like 30 days have been from
Japan.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Look at this international fucking following
we have right now.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
What's the top?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
one.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
United States.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oh, okay.
So yeah, we get a lot of that,a lot of them.
We got like what?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
20?
Paris, dude, paris, yeah,nagoya, nagoya, dude, it's yeah,
nagoya, I you know.
Nagoya, dude, that that's it'scrazy.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So we hey, thanks to all of our international
listeners we appreciate.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, I don't know if you can, you fucking ukraine.
I don't know if these are botsor these are actually really
real listeners.
It doesn't give me like howlong they listen for like
youtube would, but shit, they itkeeps coming back.
So must they must like it.
So the hell to hell with it,man.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well, all I got to say if you're in the Ukraine is
you should have fucking foughtRussia.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
You shut up pussy.
Why'd you start that war withRussia, god you went against the
biggest goddamn country in theworld.
Yeah, you shouldn't havestarted that fight.
Come on yeah now you guys gotto get stuck listening to us
Fight.
Cuba like we used to.
Those you guys gotta get stucklistening.
Fight cuba, like we used to.
Those are just the last fiveepisodes.
Listen, let's do last 10episodes, dude, yes, yeah,
(24:10):
germany.
Germany is one of our big onesjapan france uk, canada, ireland
, italy.
So, dude, we're getting allaround the world.
I know, dude, look at thespread, man.
I mean most of us from northamerica, europe, asia.
It's like what the come onafrica.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You fucking bunch of click clacks, let's go dude,
we're in his singapore dude, wegot some from australia, yeah
australia yeah, we got listen.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Wow, hong kong.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So yeah, we're a fucking oh, dude, you know what
they're doing in hong kong, whatthat?
They're fucking playing it overthe loudspeakers for them kids
to fucking slave away.
I knew it.
Get busy, get busy.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Make shoes.
Listen to John and Jay.
Listen to John and Jay whileyou make Nikes.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Now I'm over here wearing Adidas and Nikes.
Oh yeah, dude Africa ain'tdoing oh yeah, we got some.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I don't know where Africa is.
Hey, we got some from Russia.
So we got Ukraine and Russia.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Holy shit, we got both sides Mexico.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Ireland.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Ukraine.
We should do the Bruno thingwhere we bring them both
together.
South Africa, south Africa,right, oh, babies on fire, nice
Babies on fire Boom.
Oh, what was I singing lastnight?
And it was like, oh, I wasn'tbabies on fire, it was something
else.
I was on fire.
I did sing that song, daisy.
(25:33):
Oh, it was daisy from mario,okay, from mario golf, and it
was like daisy's on fire.
Because I was playing likedaisy's on fire, I had three
Boom.
What she does when she gets abad score she goes boom.
So I was doing that Boom.
No joke.
Look it up dude Boom boom.
Look up Daisy Mario Golf,disappointment, I don't know, I
(25:58):
guess that's what it would be.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Daisy Mario Golf.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Dude her when she's pissed boo, she goes boo.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh the animations.
Oh, this is from Mario.
Is this the same thing you'relooking for?
No, it's on Switch.
Oh, what's that one?
I'll just put Switch, Okay,yeah, I'll stop.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
There it is.
I don't know, I'll write downthere what's it?
Oh, that's hole in one.
Nah, like boo she goes boo notliterally boo maybe we've got
(26:44):
animations.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'll give one more.
I give it one more chance, onemore chance.
Oh shit, I fucked up.
Evolution of princess daisies.
Animations in Mario Golf yeah,go ahead, dude.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I rule shouldn't say that.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
yeah, I don't know yeah, oh wait, is it super rush?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
yeah nice bird all right now watch this one.
No, she doesn't say that Idon't know man yeah, that's not
(27:48):
what she does.
She goes boo, that's what shedoes okay, so we're like it was
like boo boo boo boo boo boo,yeah, dude he's on fire I like
that yeah, dude, it was funny.
We're sitting on the couch anduh playing it, because when I
get done here and I go home,sarah's, uh, sarah's off for the
next two weeks, which I'mstoked, that's cool tomorrow off
(28:09):
with yeah um, so we get to.
Uh, we're gonna play mario golf,dude, I thought there's one
thing the whole time, the wholetime, the whole time.
There's one thing, dude.
She could be damn near asleepon the couch, which she was last
night when I got home fromworking out, you know, when we
(28:30):
got done with basketball, shecould be asleep on the couch.
I went over.
Well, I did the recyclables.
Listen to Styx.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Popped a.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Styx record on yeah, listening to Styx and I'm doing
the house, you know, getting therecyclables and shit around, go
outside and stick still playing, come back in and it's skipping
, okay, turn it off.
Because I'm like yeah, I can'tdo this.
And then I go in and I I, youknow, give her a kiss and and I
(28:58):
say hey, said, uh, I got, youwant ready-to-do recyclables?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
She's like no, I said good, because I already did it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, I said you want to play Mario Golf.
She's like, yeah, yeah, dude,she wouldn't wake up for
anything else, dude.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It doesn't matter but .
Mario Golf.
You guys like that game, don'tyou Dude?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
it's man.
And they keep it interestingbecause every month they have
unlockables to unlock on whenyou play online.
And if you play online, even ifyou get last place, you still
get points.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
So once you get up.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Like you go from c minus and then you got to get up
to b.
Okay, then you go from b minusall the way up to a.
Once you get to a minus, youunlock the stuff.
You can stop playing okay, butit's just, oh man, dude, so fun.
So definitely test your skillsalso.
I got, uh, the new pga.
I got my game in.
Finally it's coming out the28th.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
I'm gonna be playing the fuck out of that fucking
bitch, I'm gonna be playing theshit out of that, motherfuckers
well, speaking of that, we'regonna take a little break and
you're going to listen to this,a little medley from our good
pal Skittles.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, but there's a lesson, yeah, so we'll be back.
Listen, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh man, who fucking didn't change the goddamn toilet
paper out?
This is so frustrating.
I'm over here with Sticky honeyand you over there just fucking
not rocking.
You know, I even tried to buynew toilet paper so I put it
right next to the toilet.
These motherfuckers have norespect.
(30:35):
No courtesy in this house.
No courtesy.
That really pisses me off.
I need some motherfuckingtoilet paper.
Need to do it.
Get my ass like a straightrazor Gonna fucking crunch and
hit it.
Gonna wipe the poopy.
Oh no, I'm out again.
(30:57):
Yeah, man, that was fun.
That was fun.
You ever have one of those dayswhere you're just like eggs are
$6?
See all these fucking eggprices.
(31:19):
Can't eat donuts.
No scrambled and no cheesy eggs.
Mom, just make me a bowl ofcereal.
Captain Crunch, not for lunch.
Don't want no eggs Becausethey're six bucks.
(31:40):
They cost so goddamn much.
Just want to go down and eatsome cereal for lunch.
So so, man, you ever have one ofthose days when you wake up and
(32:00):
you don't have any cleanunderwear.
Goddamn mom, you got to do somefucking laundry.
God you know, it's not my fault.
I get shit stains in my poopies, it doesn't matter.
I wear them whitey tightiesbecause I ain't afraid, I ain't
afraid, ain't like no woman'sgoing to see them anyway.
(32:21):
I'm wearing them whiteytighties because I ain't afraid.
I ain't afraid, ain't like nowoman's going to see them anyway
.
Mom, doing my motherfuckinglaundry, she said get your ass
down in the basement.
When she fucking called me so Iwas like listen, mom, you don't
need to yell so goddamn much.
I said why don't you, bitch ass, get upstairs and make me some
motherfucking lunch?
She's like did you just saythat?
(32:43):
I said mom, shut up, you arefat, you stupid bitch.
Make me some lunch.
I don't want nothing, but Iwant extra bacon for my crunch
Chicken sandwich with somefrench fries.
Make up for Skittles Before Idie.
Want some lunch, want a littleCoke, want to eat them, and then
(33:09):
I'm going to eat some more Downthe basement.
Can't we have one of those dayswhen it's raining all day and
you can't go outside and play?
So frustrating, am I right?
(33:30):
I Just wish that one day itwould just be a little bit
better out.
But guess we're gonna have towait for that.
Yes, now we're stuck inside.
What do we do?
You're at one old days.
(33:50):
We close to show fit, right.
It seems like you feel bloated.
Are you searched?
It's too baggy.
It's like when the fuck am Idoing with my clothes?
Did I eat too much last night?
Did I eat too many chili corndogs?
Did I eat too many french fries, too much ketchup?
(34:11):
Aw man, I feel so fucking fat.
I told my mom give me my oldclothes back.
I was like listen, mom, I needa fucking 3XL.
She said, bitch, you need tolose some weight.
Hell, you suck.
You eat everything in front ofyou.
(34:32):
She said be fucking ashamed ofyourself, you little shit.
You're a piece of little shitand you need to go Run a fucking
mile, take them pounds off.
How slow I'd be, so fucking fat.
What the fuck?
The low mommy think I'm fuckingthere.
I wonder if she would ever comeand spend the cat.
(34:55):
But I told her.
I said, bitch, I want myfucking clothes back.
Listen, this is Skittles.
I told her.
I said, bitch, I want myfucking clothes back.
Listen, this is Fiddles.
They give me calories just alittle.
I'm addicted to the rainbowTill I go.
I'm not a hobo there's no gaysin this fucking house but I like
(35:24):
to shove a lot of long wienersin my mouth, eating hot dogs and
tacos and a little bunch ofnachos, and I want to eat them.
Can't go crazy now.
Do you like that Something?
You want to eat with skittles?
Come back in your will.
Come back a little.
I want to eat just a littlepiece of property Doing that
(35:44):
shit.
But you need to cook my burgerproperly.
Come on, make my sandwich justa really nice.
Put the buns on that and makeit with a fucking sprite, cause
I need to cut down on thesecalories.
Mrs Banshee's gonna keep my mamahollering.
She says, brandon, stop yourfucking food.
(36:07):
I said, bitch, don't tell mewhat the fuck to do?
I said I just will eat thishandsome dessert Cause I know
that if I don't I will get hurt.
Just smack me in my fuckingface and leave me laying.
I said, mom, we need to stopthis motherfucking spade.
You are so fucking mean and youare such a bitch.
(36:30):
You treat me like amotherfucking bomb.
That's been longer than I didCook my food, right, you stupid
cunt.
You know?
Oh, my God, man, don't give afuck, because I need to eat it
really slow.
If I eat it too fast it'll gostraight to my ass and my
clothes will fit.
They'll be the thing of thepast.
You need to just fucking stopand chill.
(36:58):
Don't eat so much food.
I know you love it, but youshove it in your fucking mouth.
But you can't get enough ofthis oven.
But I Need to keep me fuckingflowing.
Bitch, need to stop eating.
You're fucking growling.
I Was like just stop yelling atme please, mom.
(37:18):
I want to take a fast dance tothe prom.
She's so nice.
She signed me twice.
Skittles, junior Skittles,that's what my name is.
Skittles 2025, peace out, yo,what's up?
(37:55):
Welcome back to the BestFreakin' Podcast.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jaybaby.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
You got that, motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Hey, what's up everybody.
Hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
That was awesome yeah , skittles is like one of my
favorite things.
Dude, those rhymes were tight,I loved them we're actually
talking about making a skittles.
We're gonna make a skittlesalbum um, who would be
interested?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
yeah, seriously, raise your hands.
You, yes, you, you, you, sookay, so, so okay.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
So there's a big majority for that I want a
sucker would go to a movie,especially you, Especially you.
So oh, okay.
Simpsons movie goes witheverything so music, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
So I'm on YouTube and I see Kill Switch Engage has a
new song.
I am down.
So I want to check this out.
Killswitch Engage new songCollusion.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Okay, kind of.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Kind of down-tuned for them, did you like so?
(39:36):
Were you Kill Switch?
Did you like the black guy orJesse?
I like them both.
You like them both.
Did you ever hear the songwhere they were both on the same
song together?
Did you ever hear that one?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
No, oh dude, I think they both did a great job.
Yeah, they did, howard.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Howard is his name.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, the black guy.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah, howard, howard.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I got to see these guys though last year.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I got one of their shirts, dude their Alive or Just
Breathing.
Album is like an album.
I can listen start to finishwithout ever skipping.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
There was another one of their songs that I fucking
saw.
That was like really good too.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Let me see here, let's see here, let me find my
wife Fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
This is okay, I Believe.
Check out, I Believe byKillswitch.
It's a new one as well.
I love this song.
The chorus to it's really good,that one is okay.
This song, the chorus, too.
It's really good, that one isokay it's okay, it's okay it's
not one that I really vibe with,but I like, I believe, dude,
it's really, I think it's reallygood.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I was came out like last month.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay sweet, I didn't hear this the chorus is really
good right off the rip.
Yeah, the chorus is really good, right off the rip.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yeah, this sounds more like Killswitch in my Kill
Switch than that other song.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
I sent this to Sarah.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
So it's like downloaded right away.
I tried to find like a commonground for me and Sarah.
I tried to do that too Kind ofgot an All that Remains feel to
it too A little bit.
It's definitely.
It's a lot softer than yourusual shit.
Usually they're a lot morescreaming.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Seems like this album's more like it's almost
like Black Album-y.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
If there was, yeah, it's like mainstreaming it, dude
.
Let me try it.
Let me find that one whereHoward and Jesse were on it
together.
Because that one went hard.
Was it the Signal Fighter?
Yeah, it was the Signal Fighter.
Howard shows up in this songlike the Avengers or some shit.
(43:02):
Flame on, Wait what?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Vanilla Ice?
No, that's Killswitch.
Yeah, dude, this song was like.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
How long ago was this ?
Five years ago, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Killswitch is so nasty.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Dude.
There he is, just sitting there, grabbed a mic how epic.
There he is, jesse and Howardtogether.
People were losing theirfucking minds when this came out
.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Dude, howard and Jesse on the same song.
Dude, this is like whatKillswitch fans have been
wanting.
It's a turducken, it is.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
It's a Killswitch, turducken Me like I got into
Killswitch.
I didn't get into Killswitchwith Jesse.
I got into Killswitch turduckenMe like I got into Killswitch.
I didn't get into Killswitchwith Jesse, I got into
Killswitch with.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Howard, sure sure.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
So when Daylight Dies , was my first album I ever
owned.
And that had Holy Diver.
That's what sucked me in.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
The Rose of Sharon.
That's a good song too, oh mygod.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Arms of Sorrow, dude yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Oh my God, See, I came in with Jesse on Alive or
Just Breathing.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
A long back in the day, yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Alive or Just Breathing.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
So you and Joe were huge into it and I was like oh,
killswitch is okay.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
But I never really got into him hardcore until
Howard, and then I was like yepthis into them hardcore until
Howard.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
and then I was like yep, this dude's dripping this
song.
So much Dude they pound fistdude.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
You know what it is.
It's Apollo Creed and Rocky.
It is Apollo.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Creed and Rocky, not just because they're black and
white.
Oh, that's a more aptdescription too.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They're running on the beach right now, bro.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I'm afraid.
I love it when they're singingwith the screaming behind it.
Yeah, I fucking dig that sohard.
Dude, I'm telling you what.
You know what they should havedone.
They should have made a wholealbum together.
That would have been awesome.
I would have bought thatmotherfucker for any amount of
(45:43):
money.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
And they could tour together too.
Oh man dude, I remember, whenthis came out this debuted on
Liquid Metal because I wassubscribed to it and it was was
like number one for like weeks,our liquid metals countdown and
I was like dude, people werelosing their fucking minds
(46:08):
because I don't ever think itwas teased a little bit.
But then, like the song justdropped and people were like
holy shit, howard just is justsitting there, grabs a mic and
then he's like I'm like fuck,yeah, okay, so I I've told you
about spirit box before.
Yeah, so they're kind of likecourtney laplante, who's
probably one of the best metalsingers right now.
(46:29):
Um, they have kind of thisvibey kind of metal.
It has like it has like theseelements in the background, but
they're brutal as fuck and, um,this is this was their new song
that just came out and I can'tstop listening to it and the
video is just batshit, weird andcrazy.
Holy fuck, it's so abstract andweird.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
You wouldn't expect anything less.
Not from these guys, no, notfrom these guys.
Or Pedro Leon, you wouldn'teither.
Fucking cards.
Almost done with these fuckingthings.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Fucking bass line man .
Speaker 1 (47:26):
God, she's hot Dude.
I love Courtney.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
LaPlante so much I love that drum and bass shit.
I was surrounded by pearls thatI could not eat, and diamonds
that I could not drink.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
I was dreaming pointing back at.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
God that's nasty Dude .
I've had this song on repeatfor like the last week and a
half.
May I dress?
Speaker 5 (47:58):
high.
Will you join me?
One, two, let's go.
Let me know you're the star anda half.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Have you heard Holy Roller from these guys?
Uh-uh, oh, I'll show you that.
Next man.
That video is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
You know what I really like?
That I haven't listened to atall.
What is that?
Music from Rome?
Oh yeah, rome music.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah, those guys are awesome, that guy's good.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
God, that's crazy, that fucking pedal.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
That fucking distortion pedal.
Dude, that's nuts.
Dude, that fucking drum bass.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
It's like she's talking to me in an airport.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
I can feel something sinister under the surface.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
I know an island that breathes its body.
Code of Terminal S Priordeparture.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Stegface engaged.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Holy Hunter Fiducia, holy Hunter Fiducia.
I think that's all you say.
So yeah, dude, that's been likemy jam of the week Holy Hunter
Fiducia.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Holy Hunter Fiducia, I think that's how you say his
name.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
So yeah, dude, that's been like my jam of the week,
that's Johnny's jam of the week.
Right there everybody.
Dylan Dingler cards Spirit.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Box.
No loss, no love.
That's Johnny's jam of the weekright there.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Johnny's jam of the week, not my jam.
What's the other one, holyRoller.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Oh yeah, holy Roller, oh yeah, holy Roller.
Dude, Now this is like.
This is like the one that putthem on the map.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I still like I Wrestle the Band ones.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Oh, I love them too, dude, but she kind of came in at
the end of their run, so thisis, this is the song that kind
of put them on the map.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I love that build up.
God, she's nasty, ha ha ha, haha.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Does O-Tep still make ?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
music.
No, oh, she just retired.
Oh, I just saw a thing aboutO-Tep in the news, in the metal
news.
I think she's retired now, likeshe stopped making music now.
She's like one of the.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
OGs, man and that chick.
There ain't nobody that cangrowl as low as O-Town.
She had the lowest fuckingscreen.
Dude.
She's close, though I'm FromAmerica.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
My.
Why these?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
guys from America.
Yeah, we Know, are these guysfrom America?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Oh no, oh yeah, they are.
I Thought you said we're gonnastorm America, like yeah sure.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Holy roller To the last of me In paradise.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Holy Ghost Dude one more.
I will show you one more songfrom these dudes, Because this
is also one of my favorite songsof theirs.
I think this just came out toothe fucking chorus is just a
breakdown.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
That's so fucking crazy like I said, metal women
(53:27):
fucking smoke.
I know I love it so much, dude.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
I love those little elements they put in the
background.
It's so subtle, but it it justMakes it sound so, so complete.
That gets me going man.
That shit gets me going man.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Dude, what's O-Tep's newest shit?
Like what is their newest ever.
That is on YouTube, o-tep, Ihaven't listened to them in
years.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
While we're on the subject, we might as well Dude
it's O-Tep Blood Pigs.
Nope, that was like one oftheir first things I remember.
Blood Pigs Blood Pigs.
Let's listen to it real quickthis is the og this is og right
here bro no, this chick couldscream solo yeah, she's she's
(54:55):
the master Dude.
I was obsessed with this songwhen I was young.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
She's so fucking hot, I know dude, she scares the
hell out of me.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
This shit blew my mind when I was like See, I like
Warhead.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Warhead's my shit.
Speaker 5 (55:20):
I'm dead bro.
This shit blew my mind, godsuck, she's retiring.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
I never got to see them.
Well, how long ago was thisdude?
Speaker 3 (55:37):
what this?
This?
Speaker 1 (55:38):
song this song oh, dude, probably I would say 2003,
2004 see, that's what I'msaying, man, she was the yeah
she front.
She was in front of thatthere's warhead on there, dude?
Speaker 3 (55:49):
uh, it's from severus , severus traw, which, that's
art saves backwards, by the way.
So it was traw otep 2002.
Wow 2002, bro.
This shit blew my mind as a kidthat was so ahead of it's,
ahead of its time.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
Dude metal, wise dude .
Just that's crazy yeah she dude, she could.
She's like the, the old, thescreamer man, the old screamer
dude, warhead, dude, that's myshit.
Still calling for warhead,let's go, we'll just see what.
What otep, let's see what theirnewest one is.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
Let's see here.
They were selected by SharonOsbourne to appear at Ozzfest
2001.
Uh, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
History here, I sort of see yeah, if you've not
listened to, where are uh otep?
What was the other?
What was the old walls ofjericho?
Speaker 3 (56:47):
walls of jericho.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh, I love walls of jericho jericho um was it arch
arch enemy?
Speaker 3 (56:52):
arch.
Yeah oh, arch Enemy is stillgood.
Yeah oh, the sticker they gotnow is arguably better than the
one they had before Alyssa.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
They're playing.
I think they're playing.
Oh, Arch Enemy is amazing dude,so I think I'll get to see this
one.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Alyssa Glutz, or whatever her name is Milano.
Yeah, she was in a band.
This is Milano.
Yes, it's right here.
In november 2024, she announcedher retirement from music and
began liquidating her collectionof musical equipment?
Speaker 1 (57:22):
no shit, yeah, I wonder what's her last album,
though uh, their last album?
Speaker 3 (57:27):
uh, let's go to discography here, maybe.
Discography here, maybe, saysthe god slayer.
It was an lp release of in 2023oh man, let me just see what
the god slayer what's on now,the god slayer?
Speaker 1 (57:48):
interesting, yeah, I can look up my amazon, see which
one's the most popular yeah,otep the god slayer album 2023
hey, let me see here.
Oh man, I felt good this is theintro.
(58:12):
Hello.
You Should See Me in a Crown isthe number one song off that
album.
That and the Way I Am.
Those two are the top two.
And Star Shopping, ooh.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
I like this.
I kind of like this Kind ofhorror.
Speaker 5 (58:36):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
O-Tep had an album like a year or two ago.
I wish I would have known aboutthis.
Speaker 5 (58:51):
I would have known about this.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
I hope it just comes in right in your face.
I think it will.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
It's O-Tap, oh Ooh what you make about one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
(59:24):
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one, by one, by one, by one,by one by one.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
I fucking like this.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yeah, the Way I Am is another one, one of their top
ones on this album, and thenStar Shopping is another one.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
Oh, the Way I Am is the next one, right, yeah?
Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, if you haven't heard of O Otep, you've been
missing out.
Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Oh, isn't this a Billie Eilish song, though I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, this is a Billie Eilish song.
It's a really good version ofit.
I recognize that chorus.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Oh it's named after her.
Her fucking name is Otef.
Her name's Otef.
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I didn't know that.
Yeah, Otef Shamala or somethinglike that.
Shamaya Shamaya, yeah,something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Dude, they're fucking great dude.
What's the other one sound like?
Yeah, there we go.
Is this Eminem?
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I think it is.
So are these like covers?
No, maybe it isn't.
Yeah, Marshall Mathers.
Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
She's covering the song dude.
The other one is star.
Shopping is the big one thissounds covered too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I think these are all covers.
What's this a cover?
Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
of.
Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Does it say uh little p, oh, okay so much more than
(01:02:13):
gorgeous, yeah, so much morethan perfect.
So this is otep's garage littlepee.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
So this is otep's garage.
I like that Billie Eilish cover, though, dude, that goes hard.
That was good.
Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Yeah, that goes fucking hard.
Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Just read the word O-Temp has returned, I'm gonna
go werewolf on all these sheep.
They're very political yeahthey are, they are.
Very vibey.
(01:03:19):
I think it would have beenawesome if they did ostracize
and then it was fucking hard.
This is very different got acorn feel to it.
It does feel like corn a bit.
Very new metal-ish, very newmetal.
(01:03:39):
I know christian mina wouldthink the same thing and so
would shea whitcomb.
I think they both think thesame oh more baseball people and
it's all done.
We did all the cards we did.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
We're done with the cards.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
No more baseball no more baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I, I like, I like lady gaga.
This, this new lady gaga song,actually is pretty good.
I like this.
I like I don't know if you, ifyou're into lady gaga at all.
If you're, I like it when she'snaked, like in uh american
horror story.
Oh fuck, her ass is justDisturbed's got a new song.
It was okay.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
You want to listen to it.
Disturbed goes into our metal.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
It just came out, a couple days ago.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
It was okay, 10,000 fists in your ass.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Dude, I say the same thing when I'm listening to that
song.
This feels very much like a10,000 fists kind of song.
Not in your ass, necessarily,but he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
So oh, of course spoiler alert what he's famous
for, though, man, you might aswell keep it up, everybody loves
it.
He's metal moby dude metal mobyI love that dude.
I remember last time I sawdisturbed I was so fucking high,
(01:05:05):
so bad, dude, dude.
The fucking edibles hit meright as soon as disturbed came
out.
I'm like I don't know if I canstand still.
I'm like swaying, I like that.
There it is, there you go Devinwe'll go to heaven.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
You were the little lost boy.
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
It's not bad.
One thing I can say aboutDisturbed they stayed pretty
solid.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
To their sound.
They never broke away too crazyOne way or another, did he?
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
That's fucking legit.
The chorus is good.
I do like Disturbed a lot, dude.
I'm not gonna lie, dude.
Stupefy and Sickness was.
So that was Sickness.
Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
That was the jam back then it got us through
McDonald's in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
It did.
It really did.
Could you imagine how goodDrowning Pool would be right now
?
Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
If they still had the original guy in it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
The dude didn't die.
Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Made one great album, had a hit song and died.
Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Yeah, the guy dies and just fucking busts or some
shit.
Right, they were on tour orsomething.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Guess his body was the last one to hit the floor oh
.
Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Hey-o Wah, wah, wah, Wah, wah wah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
So, yeah, I like it, it's good.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You want a pickle, but you get it out the fridge
and then you eat it Crunchymunchy, Crunchy, munchy, crunchy
munchy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I listen to this song nonstop.
Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
This drag butterscotch biscuits.
Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
I listen to this song all the fucking time.
All these metalcore kids livinghome with their parents, oh
dude.
Oh, one more thing before welike run.
Yeah, okay, I want to say Iwant to show you.
So I think it's sick.
I know you're not, you're not abig cedar point guy, but um,
they just they.
They showcased the, the, thelead, like car for the new ride
(01:07:29):
and it has like these reallysick leds, and they got like
speakers and subwoofers in thetrain to kind of make it at all
immersive.
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Oh so, it's like you're having an EV Mustang and
you can get to hear the soundsof a real roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
It's not like.
Well, no, it's not like that.
They have like songs and likeshit playing.
And I'll show you real quick.
I hope this is the soundtrack.
I could find a good clip of it.
I think it's this one.
Maybe I could find a good clipof it.
I think it's this one.
Maybe, dude, listen to thesoundtrack so it has like a.
So the whole like story of thestuff.
They have like a story for this.
So you're like on this, um ituh, like shipping crane, that's
(01:08:04):
like ocean shipping crane is thewhole premise of the like the
ride and basically the siren istrying to entrap you and bring
you down into the depths of lakeerie, you know.
So that's based.
So what happens is that you'rehearing the sirens call in your
ears and trying to drown you andkill you.
It's just one more fuckingthing to go wrong with.
(01:08:24):
I know that's what a lot ofpeople are saying and I really
hope they can.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
This company you can't make a goddamn roller
coaster that doesn't fall apartor break during its year stop it
.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Like to quit trying to put too much.
Now a top thrill too.
That was kind of a.
That was a company who reallyhad no business trying to tackle
a big project like that.
The company who redid that rideonly really did flat rides and
small little wildcat and Cedar.
Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Point, let them do it .
Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
These guys, vekma Vekoma.
They're a huge internationalroller coaster company.
These guys are legit.
I don't foresee this ride kindof fucking up and breaking down,
but maybe it will.
So listen to the soundtrack onit.
If this is the clip I'm lookingfor, that's not the clip.
(01:09:18):
Sounds like Marilyn Manson.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
It's kind of cool.
I do like the lights and shiton it for a night.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Joe told me like it was loud.
Oh, he got to see it, yeah, andhe got to see this up close.
(01:09:55):
So this whole thing will beplaying in your ears as you're
doing the ride, you know whatthey need to do Make a tornado
ride.
Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
You know what?
It just spins like crazy andgoes smaller and smaller until
you get to the bottom whereyou're just fucking like, ah,
like a drain or something.
Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Yeah, did you call it the?
Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
drain.
Yeah, call it the fucking.
You know what you do Call it.
Do call it the whirlpool.
The whirlpool, yeah, like lakeerie's whirlpool.
Finally, the sirens got a holdof you.
Or call it the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I'm cool with that you got jokes for everything,
don't you?
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
I'm sorry but don't run.
I love like okay, we grew up inLake Erie.
You know like I love CedarPoint.
Dude, I do, I like Cedar Point.
I've always had a grudgeagainst Cedar Point since they
got rid of the Berenstain Bears,Since that left.
I'm fucking done, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Then you get rid of all.
You're an adult.
You can't even go in thereanymore.
I don't give a shit.
The bears, I would a hundredpercent.
Hug them, dude.
Where's papa bear?
Don't lie to me, you would ahundred percent would see.
Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah, I, I agree it seems like the vibe of the whole
fucking place went downhillafter the bears left to me.
And then you get rid of thepyro ride, which is amazing.
You get rid of disastertransfer, which is amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Cedar point does need an indoor ride.
I would agree there.
They definitely need somethinglike that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah, because they don't have that why don't you do
a sirens curse in indoor riderather than a flip-de-doo track
flopping ride?
I mean, I think it's a coolconcept because you really
there's not much else you can do.
I think it would be really neat, it would really be crazy.
But I don't think cedar pointcould pull it off, because they
already have problems with ridesas it is would be where the
(01:11:36):
track disappears and it did, thecentripetal force of the ride
just keeps it going and it getsonto the other track.
It just goes like.
I wonder how that would worklike oh man, that would be crazy
oh yeah, but you'd have to havethe ride would have to be
perfectly weighted there's noway that that would go out of
calibration so fast I feel, andthen uh, then all of a sudden
(01:11:58):
dead people.
Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
It's, it's a it's.
It's crazy how they could getthis track that just kind of
just go like this.
You know, that's all, that'sall.
Part of the thrill is that'sgonna get stuck.
These guys already have ridesthat are like this anyway, so
yeah, and this one's gonna getstuck.
Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
It's on lake erie.
Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
It's the mistake on the lake it is the mistake by
the lake lake erie just doessomething to everything football
teams, amusement parks.
Amusement parks yeah, fuckingeverything man it does.
We can't have nothing nice inohio 30, 30 feet deep of
pollution.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
It's just shit.
I'm just kidding.
I love Lake Erie, dude.
I mean like the Brown, like nojoke.
So have you heard any more newson Miles Garrett at all?
Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Not really Possibly, washington commanders.
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Somebody said the Bills the other day.
Dude, it just sucks, man.
I don't blame them for leaving,it's just like.
No matter what they do to thatfucking team, they don't fucking
win.
It's like, dude, they could.
They could buy their way to theSuperbowl and still fucking
lose.
It doesn't make any sense.
They're so dumb.
Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
And on that note, we are completely out of time.
Fucking Browns the Browns.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
We won't get into that and for all you Japanese
people that is an Americanfootball team that sucks here in
Ohio, yes, and all the Germanpeople.
It's 9-9-9-9-9.
Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Not good.
Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
That's how many losses the Browns have had since
1999.
Probably More and more, so,yeah.
So, like we said, thanks to allthe international listeners and
, of course, all of our domesticlisteners.
Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
We thank all of you for listening and, as always,
jay itty, the parting wordstonight.
No, just like to say thank you.
Tomorrow's my wife's birthday,so happy birthday, happy
birthday I told her she's gonnaget some dick for her birthday.
I said take it, woman.
And she goes yeah, but it.
I said yeah, that's why you'regetting dick.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
I don't know what the fuckyou're bitching about.
Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Yep, and with that said, good luck to.
Jay with his birthday dick, andwe'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
It's going to get touched by me.
I ain't going to be doing.
I'm giving her the tubertomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
There's one candle not getting blown out.
Tomorrow I'll pray for you.
I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
John Brickner.
I appreciate it, buddy, and I'mJason Scherner.
See you later, later, guys.
It's every day with John and Jay Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day.
And it's every day with Johnand Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Let's rock it's every day with john and jay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What 61 episode that is.
We're so glad you're here andyou're queer maybe.
(01:52):
Well, no, but you can be if youwant I, it's a new army general
.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We I know we have a few new listeners.
I never heard all right few.
I love new listeners yes, Ihave heard that.
All right, I love new listeners.
Yes, brooks Lee is one.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And then Shout out to you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Raphael Devers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
All right, Raphael oh dude, oh, you're reading cards
again and.
James Wood.
Thank you, thank you guys, forlistening.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I was with you at first, and then I'm like these
guys, tell them where that wehave.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Thank you for your, thank you for your support
jackson uh, churio said we suck,so we're gonna take him out,
you, son of a bitch but you knowif your name's churro you
probably don't know what thefuck, we're saying anyway,
deported get out.
You're out of here.
Get out.
You're right, who?
(02:43):
It's?
The rico palazzo great movie.
Oh, speaking of movies, I, I,you were telling me that, uh,
you wanted to be to see a movie,check out a movie or something.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, uh this movie is called good boy, good boy and
it is on uhi, I believe Is therea trailer for this.
Yes, it's called Good Boy andit is Norwegian.
It's the one I was telling youabout the other day there it is
this one there it is, oh, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Come on, frank, it's dinner time.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I assume it's about a dog.
Unfortunately, you can't readthe subtitles with us.
Yeah, it's going to read it,but it's called.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Good Boy and you can watch it on youtube the trailers
does the dog get jealous?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
what?
Oh my god it's just like, oh,oh, they're aware it's a guy to
cost costume okay what the dudeCostume.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, what the fuck dude?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up, dude.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh, now I have to watch this.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's a dude in a dog suit.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I like the music though.
Yeah, I like that dude.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Dude, please tell me this movie's.
You said it wasn't, it was good, oh it was good.
It was good, oh it was.
I say this looks good.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So it looks like it won a bunch of independent
awards too yeah, it was prettygood, kind of like I said uh, I
was telling john, it reminds me,it reminded me of tusk a little
bit, but tusk is more, um, liketo where the guy knew he was
turning a human into a walrusyou know, oh, this one, this is
like some like kind of furrykind of thing kind of, or this
(05:27):
guy's subsurface like he's likesubservient to this guy.
What's crazy is he makes thatgirl treat that guy or the dog
like a dog even though it's adude in a suit, to do it in the
suit.
And then there's wow like I'mnot gonna say it, but there's a
twist.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Like I'll say there has to be a good twist to this,
there's one like 10 secondfucking thing and a twist the
whole story oh dude, I love shit.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I have to watch this turns it from a happy-go-lucky
into a horror real fast carry.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Carry me like this.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know but we found it on I didn't want to say
tubi, I think it was a tubi andwe found it on tubi and I'm
like, what the?
What the fuck is this?
It's a good boy.
And I was like, babe, do youwant to watch this?
And she's like, yeah, I waslike, okay, so let's watch it
Because, dude, it sounded funny.
The thing was like a mandressed as a dog and I'm like,
(06:16):
okay, he got me, you know, likewhoop, it was like a Wilford
thing or whatever, isn't thatwhat his name was?
Wilford?
Yes, yeah, something, elijahwood show.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But uh, yeah.
So I told you, dude, I do, Igotta watch this.
Yeah, you told me about thisthe other day and I'm like dude,
and you know those other.
It was also frustrating that wewere making all these good ass
jokes going to the y and stuffand we're like, damn it, why did
we wait?
We were what we?
Oh, hummus thing, hummus.
We were listening.
I made it a point to rememberthat because I was like dude,
(06:52):
that joke was funny and I'm not.
I can't believe nobody, maybesomebody has already.
But so we're listening to theradio.
We were heading to the gym, meand jay, and they're talking
about like the, the, thehostages being released by
hummus, to, uh, to israel, andall blah, blah, blah.
And so I I started making likeoff, off colored humor and stuff
(07:13):
like that.
And then jason goes yeah, it'shomicide, homicide.
I'm like, holy shit, I waslaughing so hard.
I'm like that's a podcast joke,fuck man, it's just like.
And I was laughing so hard, I'mlike that's a podcast joke,
fuck man, it's just like.
And I was laughing so hard.
But now I mean I'm retellingthe story, but it doesn't have
the same punch to it, but it'sdude.
(07:34):
I had to get it out foreverybody else to listen.
I'm just like I can't believenobody else took advantage of
the wordplay itself.
Just works so well, so I just Ican't believe it.
There was another one you saidtoo, maybe like a day before
that.
I can't remember and I can'tremember that one.
But I'm like God damn it,that's like another good podcast
joke.
I always hate it when we likebanter and we're like dude, this
(07:57):
is a podcast.
That's what we do Like no joke,this is just what we do.
Yeah, this is.
Yeah, this is what we do.
And if you're just tuning infor the first time ever, this is
what we do on an everyday basis.
We just shoot the shit, listento music, talk about movies and
make off colored fucking humorno joke.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Before we started the podcast and after we get done
with the podcast, we go out.
I go out in john's living room,yeah, and we pretty much
continue the conversation.
I make fun of whatever showkaren's watching, yeah so it's.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
It's just that's what we do man it's why you make fun
of her show and apparentlyother people like it too, so
it's, it's like, but like thecable guy was at my house that
one day, we were just bad.
He's like man, you guys shouldbe a podcast like hey, well,
what do you?
Say so he's like man you guysare funny man.
It's like I wonder if that guyhas ever.
I wonder if he's stilllistening to this day.
(08:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That was like two years ago he's like yeah, I
installed shit in his house,thank you, because that's the
reason why we can do this.
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Appreciate it, because now I got one gigabyte
of internet.
Yeah, roger, from omni rogerroger from omni fiber.
That too, that dude was cool asfuck.
Roger, you're the man.
If you're still out there, yeahboy keep installing that fiber
optic internet for the masses weappreciate you, I'll keep
eating the fiber.
You keep installing the fiberbrother I can now watch porn at
(09:16):
the speed of light it is.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's amazing.
I love omni fiber no, it'sgreat.
It's a great service uh I neverdon't get paid by omni fiber.
We're not sponsored.
Let's, let's get that out ofthe service.
Uh, I never don't get paid byomni fiber either.
We're not sponsored let's.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Let's get that out of the way.
Um, I'm just love their productbecause I actually I never
thought this area would ever gethigh speed fiber optic internet
ever, because I that shit'sonly for big cities, and I'm
glad that there was actuallylike a small town solution to
that now.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So there was a couple dude like we were.
Um, I was talking, for at onetime I was talking to bascom
because bascom has fiber.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Then I was talking to them because, yeah, that's true
, because they're like a, like alocal company, yeah, but but
their infrastructure could onlydo so much.
These guys have the end.
These guys have been installingfire, I think there's.
I'm not sure if they're stilldoing it in this town today,
because I know, up until likewhat's less than a year ago, my
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parents didn't have their otherfiber optic yet and they just
got it maybe about six monthsago, I think and I've had it for
almost two years, maybe twoyears, because I was like one of
the first ones to get it andyou were.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You were too, because , believe it or not, jay lives
like right down the alley well,my buddy was an installer, oh
okay, so he's like I got it andjohn's like hey where's mine so
I had him check on it and uhthen, uh, because john signed up
for it before I did.
But the dude was working on myblock and I'm like fuck yeah,
(10:44):
and he called me he goes.
Is this Jason Sugar?
I was like, yeah, he goes,because it was my old boss.
It was the installer, he was myold supervisor at Tower.
Yeah, tower Brandon.
He's a good dude, but yeah, Iguess he's getting out of it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
He's like, like yeah, I'm looking to do something
else.
Oh okay, yeah, I wish.
I mean I wouldn't mindinstalling like internet stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I just wouldn't want to go in.
I wouldn't want to go people'shouses yeah, that would suck
though I'm not flexible.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It depends how much they pay, because I wouldn't
mind like being out and doing,just doing shit like that.
I don't know, they'd have topay me pretty good do usic like
I did buddy oh, looking for umutilities and stuff.
Did you like, did you like thatjob?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
being outside.
It was fun, it was nice untilit was snowing or until you were
on call, okay, so here's likeusic is not a bad company per se
, but, um, when I was, whatsucks about it is is they.
Every person has to be on callat a certain amount of time and
when I worked for them, it was awhole week I was on call.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
That means you get an extra on the on-call phone,
which is an emergency phone lineokay and you have to have that
on you at all times because it'san emergency call do you get
paid like a like some sort,because sometimes when you're on
call they have to like pay youa certain amount or do they did
it?
Pay you anything you didn't?
(12:12):
If you didn't get a call, youdidn't get paid okay, so
sometimes nurses and doctors.
They get like a salary whenthey're on call and I think they
should.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I think, if you're taken away from my, here's
another stipulation you, weweren't allowed to go a half
hour from our home yeah, you'dhave to be paying me to do that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, that's what we should, that's bullshit.
They do that to the.
That's what they give thedoctors and nurses and other
other people like that who areon call.
They pay you a salary if you'reputting me on call and I cannot
do anything else and goanywhere else.
You better be paying me forthat time.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And when you're on call and you're a half hour away
from your house.
You're not allowed to be in thecompany vehicle a half hour
from your house, so you have todrive home get your company
vehicle and then take off.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Get out of here with that dude.
That's stupid as hell.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, that's why I left .
I was a whole week dude, sothat means two in the morning,
one in the morning, three in themorning.
Didn't matter whether you gotsleep or not, If you had an
emergency you could go.
I remember getting up at like1.30 in the morning after going
to bed at like fucking 11.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Did they at least give you overtime for that, or
double time?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, you got paid as soon as you started.
No, you got you lighted it andsigned in, you would go and then
sometimes if you went on calland it was a long time they
would let you off the next daybut or let you come in late.
But a lot of times I'd have tobe in at six, seven, eight
o'clock in the morning to be atmy first ticket to get started
jeez, I don't know, dude, that's.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think that's kind of shitty, I think I think if
you're gonna make people workoutside of their designated word
, now it's one thing.
Like, if you're gonna to makepeople work outside of their
designated word, now it's onething.
If you're going to be on call,I think that you need to be
compensated for.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I a hundred percent agree, cause that's my time.
You're taking my time andmaking me not be able to do that
.
Your time is valuable.
Time is money.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
So either you pay me for my time or you can go fuck
yourself.
That's what I would say, andhonestly that's honestly, that's
how it would be today, but Iwasn't like that right did the
job, sure, sure, and that'sprobably what a lot of people
are like.
There's like well, I need theincome.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I need the money, but it's like it just takes away
from.
I was a shitty locator anyway,I didn't have any, I wasn't very
fast at it.
A lot of them I would getchewed out because I wouldn't
get enough tickets done.
So I'm like whatever man dude,but I got the easy ones there.
I got the ones out in thecountry and some of them in town
but they're so easy.
A lot of people like I I wouldhate to do locating in a big
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city or downtown tiffin yeah mybuddies had to do that because
he used to climb down tomanholes and shit like that,
fuck that yeah you're, you'reall over.
You know how much you weregetting paid.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
13 and oh, come on, man.
They make like $20.
Well, I say, how long ago wasthat though?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That was about 2016.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It was almost 10 years ago, maybe I'm not, nope,
yeah, you're in a good spot now,so I would think so I'm not
going back to that.
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I would think so, not going back to that.
Yeah, I do know that.
Um, I remember I worked with uh, there was a couple of really
good dudes that I worked with.
Um, corey Sager was one and, um, let me see here Um, also Matt
Chapman, he was another one.
He was really good, he was goodat what he did, and Mark
(15:25):
Vientos was really good.
He definitely helped us out alot.
And then I can't forget and Igot to give him a shout out
Jordan Westberg.
Okay, Jordan Westberg, he wasjust the man dude, like probably
one of the best locators ever,and maybe I would even give an
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honorable mention to BrandonFatt.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's his last name, fatt yeah, because he did
really good too, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, I've only ever had like three jobs in my life,
so I can't really.
So what are the three jobs, man?
Oh, okay, mcdonald's for a longtime.
Do you remember Rhett Louder?
Who is it?
Rhett Louder?
Rhett Louder.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, no Good, oh, he's a baseball guy.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
He is a baseball guy.
I'm like that'll ring a bell.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I was like I don't know who honorable mention, I
don't know I didn't know.
I didn't know who any of thoseguys were.
They were all baseball players.
I don't.
I don't remember a lot, I don'tyeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I and I know baseball and I didn't recognize any of
those guys, so where I reallywasn't paid attention that hard,
so I don't know.
Um, what was I saying?
Oh, you're asking me about yourjob mcdonald's for like years
which I worked.
That's where we met and we allknow the story.
I love story.
Fucking goddamn hot mustard andum in the goddamn tomato that
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sounds so nasty like this guy'ssuch.
It's like this guy's thatsounds so nasty.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's like this guy's such.
It's like this guy's god,fucking dumb god, you're goddamn
hot mustard tomato.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
And then I worked at um, I worked at uh toledo
molding and dot no, no way I hadfour jobs arnold vending I had
arnold vending.
I forgot about arnold vendingworked there for about a year
and I got laid off during likethe 2008, like economic they
said he was driving all thewomen wild.
When I was, god, you know me sowell, I do.
You told me the story he's likeI guess he would like deliver
(17:30):
food I would, and the womenwould stop their presses and
just run after me, and it'd belike elvis.
It was like austin powers yeah,it was like it's awesome and
I'd be standing there.
Air and I'd be standing thereair I was sound as a pound love,
(17:53):
yeah my jumbo jet I'm eatingtoo much.
I gotta see if my tackle worksstill.
Baby, yeah, uh yeah.
Oral vending and I I that jobwas exhausting because it was
just a lot of lifting.
You know, of course I was youngthen.
I couldn't do that job todaybecause I'd be just, or maybe
(18:15):
actually probably be in bettershape, maybe because you'd be
walking I'd be walking.
Oh man, I was.
I was a great shape then.
Like I wish I could go back tothat.
Um, that job was cool, though.
The fringe benefits were reallygood, and I'm not talking about
like sex all the ladies I knewyou're gonna say that, uh, the
free food, whether I paid for itor not, or whether it was
(18:37):
whether I was supposed to takeit or not, it was.
They had a big like scrap, likerack of scrap that all the
drivers would bring home out ofthe machines and it just get
tossed in the dumpster at theend of the day, and we had free
pickings to that and I I know itoh, like solid sandwiches, dude
, I take those.
See here's the thing about thatreally good.
(18:58):
Here's the thing about those.
Yeah, you don't want to takethose if they be sitting in the
hot garage all damn day.
You don't want those ones.
What I would do is I would takethe expired stuff that I wanted
and put it in my fridge in myvan and I put them in there and
then I get a big box and takeeverything home.
So that way it would be coolstill.
So I would take this.
(19:18):
It depends what they had inthere.
I wouldn't.
The egg salad I wouldn't takeand anything like that.
I wouldn't have the egg salad,I wouldn't take it, anything
like that.
But like everything else wasfair game man.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I remember eating a salmon and rice dude.
That shit was so fucking good.
Really, the salmon and rice wassome of the best shit, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
From the wheel of death.
Yeah, Really dude.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Wow, I used to bug the Arnold guy at fucking custom
glass.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The biggest seller, for me anyway, was like the
biscuits and gravy.
For me anyway was like thebiscuits and gravy.
Like people fought over thatstuff.
It's like and they, you knowit'd be an honor thing is so
they, they'd rotate menus so youonly get it like once every
four weeks like once a month.
So people would be like any morebiscuits and gravy.
I'm like, nah, I don't knowthat'll.
(19:59):
It'll be another three weeks,guys, before that comes back.
Like, oh, we really like that,I.
So customers were cool, but Ithink the majority of them were
assholes.
A lot of these like uh, a lotof these people at uh, the uh
factories but you know who arethe biggest assholes were people
in offices.
They were assholes and theywould like be so picky about
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everything.
The cream, and there's notenough.
The coffee machine doesn't giveenough creamer.
The coffee machine doesn't giveenough sugar.
Can you make it?
So it doesn't.
I'm like, no, that's what it'ssupposed to give.
It's calibrated to what it'ssupposed to give.
You want extra sugar?
You gotta pay for that fuckingshit or you gotta push the
button to do it.
And it's like, no, I not goingto have our maintenance.
(20:46):
People come out here.
It was fighting.
It was, oh, I'm always fight.
Can you put this in the machine?
Can you put that in the machine?
We're like are you going to buyit?
Then you know the one thing Ichat my ass the most is that for
a while I you would get paid oncommissions At.
For a while you would get paidon commissions at least I was.
You get a base salary, then youget commissions from all the
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sales, from all your route.
It was actually good money anduntil I went to the night route,
then I was just paid a basesalary, which I didn't mind.
I liked that better.
But the thing is people wouldask you to hey, can you put this
in the machine?
And you put that in the machineso I would appease them
thinking.
Thinking, hey, if I appeasethese people, they will buy the
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shit.
Guess what happens?
It nobody buys it.
I'm like I went through allthis effort to fucking put it in
here and no one buys.
The egg rolls were really goodin there.
I've never had the egg rolls.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's an egg roll, it's the shape of my pee-pee.
Hey, hey, oh.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I got a little pee-pee oh, suck it, suck it,
suck it, suck it.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You know, honestly, dude, we have quite a little bit
of Japanese following right now.
Do we really Dude?
Yeah, Hold on a second.
Oh, yes.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Dude.
Hold on a second, bro, becauseI'll bring up our dashboard.
I'm so glad the atom bombdidn't ruin your sex with humans
.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
It's funny.
I think we got a few viewers.
We got some listeners fromGermany, which is fucking funny
because we did the Ausch Fitnessfucking skit, yes, and that
didn't scare off anybody.
So it's like who says Germansdon't have sex with humans?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They're probably like oh, oh, this is fucking
hilarious hilarious.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
He's from austria, right?
So that's, that's samedifference.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm just kidding, right, you guys probably think
canada is america, so thenthat's you know what you bet.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I bet you're right.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Well, it will be our 51st state here pretty good, we
deserve it.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Uh, let's see here.
Let me go to.
Sucky, sucky, sucky sucky Wrongtime Locations.
Yeah, look at that dude.
Like 5% of our viewers in thelast like 30 days have been from
Japan.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Look at this international fucking following
we have right now.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
What's the top?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
one.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
United States.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oh, okay.
So yeah, we get a lot of that,a lot of them.
We got like what?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
20?
Paris, dude, paris, yeah,nagoya, nagoya, dude, it's yeah,
nagoya, I you know.
Nagoya, dude, that that's it'scrazy.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So we hey, thanks to all of our international
listeners we appreciate.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, I don't know if you can, you fucking ukraine.
I don't know if these are botsor these are actually really
real listeners.
It doesn't give me like howlong they listen for like
youtube would, but shit, they itkeeps coming back.
So must they must like it.
So the hell to hell with it,man.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well, all I got to say if you're in the Ukraine is
you should have fucking foughtRussia.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
You shut up pussy.
Why'd you start that war withRussia, god you went against the
biggest goddamn country in theworld.
Yeah, you shouldn't havestarted that fight.
Come on yeah now you guys gotto get stuck listening to us
Fight.
Cuba like we used to.
Those you guys gotta get stucklistening.
Fight cuba, like we used to.
Those are just the last fiveepisodes.
Listen, let's do last 10episodes, dude, yes, yeah,
(24:10):
germany.
Germany is one of our big onesjapan france uk, canada, ireland
, italy.
So, dude, we're getting allaround the world.
I know, dude, look at thespread, man.
I mean most of us from northamerica, europe, asia.
It's like what the come onafrica.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You fucking bunch of click clacks, let's go dude,
we're in his singapore dude, wegot some from australia, yeah
australia yeah, we got listen.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Wow, hong kong.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So yeah, we're a fucking oh, dude, you know what
they're doing in hong kong, whatthat?
They're fucking playing it overthe loudspeakers for them kids
to fucking slave away.
I knew it.
Get busy, get busy.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Make shoes.
Listen to John and Jay.
Listen to John and Jay whileyou make Nikes.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Now I'm over here wearing Adidas and Nikes.
Oh yeah, dude Africa ain'tdoing oh yeah, we got some.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I don't know where Africa is.
Hey, we got some from Russia.
So we got Ukraine and Russia.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Holy shit, we got both sides Mexico.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Ireland.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Ukraine.
We should do the Bruno thingwhere we bring them both
together.
South Africa, south Africa,right, oh, babies on fire, nice
Babies on fire Boom.
Oh, what was I singing lastnight?
And it was like, oh, I wasn'tbabies on fire, it was something
else.
I was on fire.
I did sing that song, daisy.
(25:33):
Oh, it was daisy from mario,okay, from mario golf, and it
was like daisy's on fire.
Because I was playing likedaisy's on fire, I had three
Boom.
What she does when she gets abad score she goes boom.
So I was doing that Boom.
No joke.
Look it up dude Boom boom.
Look up Daisy Mario Golf,disappointment, I don't know, I
(25:58):
guess that's what it would be.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Daisy Mario Golf.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Dude her when she's pissed boo, she goes boo.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh the animations.
Oh, this is from Mario.
Is this the same thing you'relooking for?
No, it's on Switch.
Oh, what's that one?
I'll just put Switch, Okay,yeah, I'll stop.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
There it is.
I don't know, I'll write downthere what's it?
Oh, that's hole in one.
Nah, like boo she goes boo notliterally boo maybe we've got
(26:44):
animations.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'll give one more.
I give it one more chance, onemore chance.
Oh shit, I fucked up.
Evolution of princess daisies.
Animations in Mario Golf yeah,go ahead, dude.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I rule shouldn't say that.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
yeah, I don't know yeah, oh wait, is it super rush?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
yeah nice bird all right now watch this one.
No, she doesn't say that Idon't know man yeah, that's not
(27:48):
what she does.
She goes boo, that's what shedoes okay, so we're like it was
like boo boo boo boo boo boo,yeah, dude he's on fire I like
that yeah, dude, it was funny.
We're sitting on the couch anduh playing it, because when I
get done here and I go home,sarah's, uh, sarah's off for the
next two weeks, which I'mstoked, that's cool tomorrow off
(28:09):
with yeah um, so we get to.
Uh, we're gonna play mario golf,dude, I thought there's one
thing the whole time, the wholetime, the whole time.
There's one thing, dude.
She could be damn near asleepon the couch, which she was last
night when I got home fromworking out, you know, when we
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got done with basketball, shecould be asleep on the couch.
I went over.
Well, I did the recyclables.
Listen to Styx.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Popped a.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Styx record on yeah, listening to Styx and I'm doing
the house, you know, getting therecyclables and shit around, go
outside and stick still playing, come back in and it's skipping
, okay, turn it off.
Because I'm like yeah, I can'tdo this.
And then I go in and I I, youknow, give her a kiss and and I
(28:58):
say hey, said, uh, I got, youwant ready-to-do recyclables?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
She's like no, I said good, because I already did it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, I said you want to play Mario Golf.
She's like, yeah, yeah, dude,she wouldn't wake up for
anything else, dude.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It doesn't matter but .
Mario Golf.
You guys like that game, don'tyou Dude?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
it's man.
And they keep it interestingbecause every month they have
unlockables to unlock on whenyou play online.
And if you play online, even ifyou get last place, you still
get points.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
So once you get up.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Like you go from c minus and then you got to get up
to b.
Okay, then you go from b minusall the way up to a.
Once you get to a minus, youunlock the stuff.
You can stop playing okay, butit's just, oh man, dude, so fun.
So definitely test your skillsalso.
I got, uh, the new pga.
I got my game in.
Finally it's coming out the28th.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
I'm gonna be playing the fuck out of that fucking
bitch, I'm gonna be playing theshit out of that, motherfuckers
well, speaking of that, we'regonna take a little break and
you're going to listen to this,a little medley from our good
pal Skittles.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, but there's a lesson, yeah, so we'll be back.
Listen, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh man, who fucking didn't change the goddamn toilet
paper out?
This is so frustrating.
I'm over here with Sticky honeyand you over there just fucking
not rocking.
You know, I even tried to buynew toilet paper so I put it
right next to the toilet.
These motherfuckers have norespect.
(30:35):
No courtesy in this house.
No courtesy.
That really pisses me off.
I need some motherfuckingtoilet paper.
Need to do it.
Get my ass like a straightrazor Gonna fucking crunch and
hit it.
Gonna wipe the poopy.
Oh no, I'm out again.
(30:57):
Yeah, man, that was fun.
That was fun.
You ever have one of those dayswhere you're just like eggs are
$6?
See all these fucking eggprices.
(31:19):
Can't eat donuts.
No scrambled and no cheesy eggs.
Mom, just make me a bowl ofcereal.
Captain Crunch, not for lunch.
Don't want no eggs Becausethey're six bucks.
(31:40):
They cost so goddamn much.
Just want to go down and eatsome cereal for lunch.
So so, man, you ever have one ofthose days when you wake up and
(32:00):
you don't have any cleanunderwear.
Goddamn mom, you got to do somefucking laundry.
God you know, it's not my fault.
I get shit stains in my poopies, it doesn't matter.
I wear them whitey tightiesbecause I ain't afraid, I ain't
afraid, ain't like no woman'sgoing to see them anyway.
(32:21):
I'm wearing them whiteytighties because I ain't afraid.
I ain't afraid, ain't like nowoman's going to see them anyway
.
Mom, doing my motherfuckinglaundry, she said get your ass
down in the basement.
When she fucking called me so Iwas like listen, mom, you don't
need to yell so goddamn much.
I said why don't you, bitch ass, get upstairs and make me some
motherfucking lunch?
She's like did you just saythat?
(32:43):
I said mom, shut up, you arefat, you stupid bitch.
Make me some lunch.
I don't want nothing, but Iwant extra bacon for my crunch
Chicken sandwich with somefrench fries.
Make up for Skittles Before Idie.
Want some lunch, want a littleCoke, want to eat them, and then
(33:09):
I'm going to eat some more Downthe basement.
Can't we have one of those dayswhen it's raining all day and
you can't go outside and play?
So frustrating, am I right?
(33:30):
I Just wish that one day itwould just be a little bit
better out.
But guess we're gonna have towait for that.
Yes, now we're stuck inside.
What do we do?
You're at one old days.
(33:50):
We close to show fit, right.
It seems like you feel bloated.
Are you searched?
It's too baggy.
It's like when the fuck am Idoing with my clothes?
Did I eat too much last night?
Did I eat too many chili corndogs?
Did I eat too many french fries, too much ketchup?
(34:11):
Aw man, I feel so fucking fat.
I told my mom give me my oldclothes back.
I was like listen, mom, I needa fucking 3XL.
She said, bitch, you need tolose some weight.
Hell, you suck.
You eat everything in front ofyou.
(34:32):
She said be fucking ashamed ofyourself, you little shit.
You're a piece of little shitand you need to go Run a fucking
mile, take them pounds off.
How slow I'd be, so fucking fat.
What the fuck?
The low mommy think I'm fuckingthere.
I wonder if she would ever comeand spend the cat.
(34:55):
But I told her.
I said, bitch, I want myfucking clothes back.
Listen, this is Skittles.
I told her.
I said, bitch, I want myfucking clothes back.
Listen, this is Fiddles.
They give me calories just alittle.
I'm addicted to the rainbowTill I go.
I'm not a hobo there's no gaysin this fucking house but I like
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to shove a lot of long wienersin my mouth, eating hot dogs and
tacos and a little bunch ofnachos, and I want to eat them.
Can't go crazy now.
Do you like that Something?
You want to eat with skittles?
Come back in your will.
Come back a little.
I want to eat just a littlepiece of property Doing that
(35:44):
shit.
But you need to cook my burgerproperly.
Come on, make my sandwich justa really nice.
Put the buns on that and makeit with a fucking sprite, cause
I need to cut down on thesecalories.
Mrs Banshee's gonna keep my mamahollering.
She says, brandon, stop yourfucking food.
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I said, bitch, don't tell mewhat the fuck to do?
I said I just will eat thishandsome dessert Cause I know
that if I don't I will get hurt.
Just smack me in my fuckingface and leave me laying.
I said, mom, we need to stopthis motherfucking spade.
You are so fucking mean and youare such a bitch.
(36:30):
You treat me like amotherfucking bomb.
That's been longer than I didCook my food, right, you stupid
cunt.
You know?
Oh, my God, man, don't give afuck, because I need to eat it
really slow.
If I eat it too fast it'll gostraight to my ass and my
clothes will fit.
They'll be the thing of thepast.
You need to just fucking stopand chill.
(36:58):
Don't eat so much food.
I know you love it, but youshove it in your fucking mouth.
But you can't get enough ofthis oven.
But I Need to keep me fuckingflowing.
Bitch, need to stop eating.
You're fucking growling.
I Was like just stop yelling atme please, mom.
(37:18):
I want to take a fast dance tothe prom.
She's so nice.
She signed me twice.
Skittles, junior Skittles,that's what my name is.
Skittles 2025, peace out, yo,what's up?
(37:55):
Welcome back to the BestFreakin' Podcast.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jaybaby.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
You got that, motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Hey, what's up everybody.
Hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
That was awesome yeah , skittles is like one of my
favorite things.
Dude, those rhymes were tight,I loved them we're actually
talking about making a skittles.
We're gonna make a skittlesalbum um, who would be
interested?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
yeah, seriously, raise your hands.
You, yes, you, you, you, sookay, so, so okay.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
So there's a big majority for that I want a
sucker would go to a movie,especially you, Especially you.
So oh, okay.
Simpsons movie goes witheverything so music, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
So I'm on YouTube and I see Kill Switch Engage has a
new song.
I am down.
So I want to check this out.
Killswitch Engage new songCollusion.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Okay, kind of.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Kind of down-tuned for them, did you like so?
(39:36):
Were you Kill Switch?
Did you like the black guy orJesse?
I like them both.
You like them both.
Did you ever hear the songwhere they were both on the same
song together?
Did you ever hear that one?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
No, oh dude, I think they both did a great job.
Yeah, they did, howard.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Howard is his name.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, the black guy.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah, howard, howard.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I got to see these guys though last year.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I got one of their shirts, dude their Alive or Just
Breathing.
Album is like an album.
I can listen start to finishwithout ever skipping.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
There was another one of their songs that I fucking
saw.
That was like really good too.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Let me see here, let's see here, let me find my
wife Fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
This is okay, I Believe.
Check out, I Believe byKillswitch.
It's a new one as well.
I love this song.
The chorus to it's really good,that one is okay.
This song, the chorus, too.
It's really good, that one isokay it's okay, it's okay it's
not one that I really vibe with,but I like, I believe, dude,
it's really, I think it's reallygood.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I was came out like last month.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay sweet, I didn't hear this the chorus is really
good right off the rip.
Yeah, the chorus is really good, right off the rip.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yeah, this sounds more like Killswitch in my Kill
Switch than that other song.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
I sent this to Sarah.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
So it's like downloaded right away.
I tried to find like a commonground for me and Sarah.
I tried to do that too Kind ofgot an All that Remains feel to
it too A little bit.
It's definitely.
It's a lot softer than yourusual shit.
Usually they're a lot morescreaming.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Seems like this album's more like it's almost
like Black Album-y.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
If there was, yeah, it's like mainstreaming it, dude
.
Let me try it.
Let me find that one whereHoward and Jesse were on it
together.
Because that one went hard.
Was it the Signal Fighter?
Yeah, it was the Signal Fighter.
Howard shows up in this songlike the Avengers or some shit.
(43:02):
Flame on, Wait what?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Vanilla Ice?
No, that's Killswitch.
Yeah, dude, this song was like.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
How long ago was this ?
Five years ago, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Killswitch is so nasty.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Dude.
There he is, just sitting there, grabbed a mic how epic.
There he is, jesse and Howardtogether.
People were losing theirfucking minds when this came out
.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Dude, howard and Jesse on the same song.
Dude, this is like whatKillswitch fans have been
wanting.
It's a turducken, it is.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
It's a Killswitch, turducken Me like I got into
Killswitch.
I didn't get into Killswitchwith Jesse.
I got into Killswitch turduckenMe like I got into Killswitch.
I didn't get into Killswitchwith Jesse, I got into
Killswitch with.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Howard, sure sure.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
So when Daylight Dies , was my first album I ever
owned.
And that had Holy Diver.
That's what sucked me in.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
The Rose of Sharon.
That's a good song too, oh mygod.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Arms of Sorrow, dude yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Oh my God, See, I came in with Jesse on Alive or
Just Breathing.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
A long back in the day, yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Alive or Just Breathing.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
So you and Joe were huge into it and I was like oh,
killswitch is okay.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
But I never really got into him hardcore until
Howard, and then I was like yepthis into them hardcore until
Howard.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
and then I was like yep, this dude's dripping this
song.
So much Dude they pound fistdude.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
You know what it is.
It's Apollo Creed and Rocky.
It is Apollo.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Creed and Rocky, not just because they're black and
white.
Oh, that's a more aptdescription too.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They're running on the beach right now, bro.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I'm afraid.
I love it when they're singingwith the screaming behind it.
Yeah, I fucking dig that sohard.
Dude, I'm telling you what.
You know what they should havedone.
They should have made a wholealbum together.
That would have been awesome.
I would have bought thatmotherfucker for any amount of
(45:43):
money.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
And they could tour together too.
Oh man dude, I remember, whenthis came out this debuted on
Liquid Metal because I wassubscribed to it and it was was
like number one for like weeks,our liquid metals countdown and
I was like dude, people werelosing their fucking minds
(46:08):
because I don't ever think itwas teased a little bit.
But then, like the song justdropped and people were like
holy shit, howard just is justsitting there, grabs a mic and
then he's like I'm like fuck,yeah, okay, so I I've told you
about spirit box before.
Yeah, so they're kind of likecourtney laplante, who's
probably one of the best metalsingers right now.
(46:29):
Um, they have kind of thisvibey kind of metal.
It has like it has like theseelements in the background, but
they're brutal as fuck and, um,this is this was their new song
that just came out and I can'tstop listening to it and the
video is just batshit, weird andcrazy.
Holy fuck, it's so abstract andweird.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
You wouldn't expect anything less.
Not from these guys, no, notfrom these guys.
Or Pedro Leon, you wouldn'teither.
Fucking cards.
Almost done with these fuckingthings.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Fucking bass line man .
Speaker 1 (47:26):
God, she's hot Dude.
I love Courtney.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
LaPlante so much I love that drum and bass shit.
I was surrounded by pearls thatI could not eat, and diamonds
that I could not drink.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
I was dreaming pointing back at.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
God that's nasty Dude .
I've had this song on repeatfor like the last week and a
half.
May I dress?
Speaker 5 (47:58):
high.
Will you join me?
One, two, let's go.
Let me know you're the star anda half.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Have you heard Holy Roller from these guys?
Uh-uh, oh, I'll show you that.
Next man.
That video is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
You know what I really like?
That I haven't listened to atall.
What is that?
Music from Rome?
Oh yeah, rome music.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah, those guys are awesome, that guy's good.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
God, that's crazy, that fucking pedal.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
That fucking distortion pedal.
Dude, that's nuts.
Dude, that fucking drum bass.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
It's like she's talking to me in an airport.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
I can feel something sinister under the surface.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
I know an island that breathes its body.
Code of Terminal S Priordeparture.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Stegface engaged.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Holy Hunter Fiducia, holy Hunter Fiducia.
I think that's all you say.
So yeah, dude, that's been likemy jam of the week Holy Hunter
Fiducia.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Holy Hunter Fiducia, I think that's how you say his
name.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
So yeah, dude, that's been like my jam of the week,
that's Johnny's jam of the week.
Right there everybody.
Dylan Dingler cards Spirit.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Box.
No loss, no love.
That's Johnny's jam of the weekright there.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Johnny's jam of the week, not my jam.
What's the other one, holyRoller.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Oh yeah, holy Roller, oh yeah, holy Roller.
Dude, Now this is like.
This is like the one that putthem on the map.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I still like I Wrestle the Band ones.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Oh, I love them too, dude, but she kind of came in at
the end of their run, so thisis, this is the song that kind
of put them on the map.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I love that build up.
God, she's nasty, ha ha ha, haha.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Does O-Tep still make ?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
music.
No, oh, she just retired.
Oh, I just saw a thing aboutO-Tep in the news, in the metal
news.
I think she's retired now, likeshe stopped making music now.
She's like one of the.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
OGs, man and that chick.
There ain't nobody that cangrowl as low as O-Town.
She had the lowest fuckingscreen.
Dude.
She's close, though I'm FromAmerica.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
My.
Why these?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
guys from America.
Yeah, we Know, are these guysfrom America?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Oh no, oh yeah, they are.
I Thought you said we're gonnastorm America, like yeah sure.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Holy roller To the last of me In paradise.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Holy Ghost Dude one more.
I will show you one more songfrom these dudes, Because this
is also one of my favorite songsof theirs.
I think this just came out toothe fucking chorus is just a
breakdown.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
That's so fucking crazy like I said, metal women
(53:27):
fucking smoke.
I know I love it so much, dude.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
I love those little elements they put in the
background.
It's so subtle, but it it justMakes it sound so, so complete.
That gets me going man.
That shit gets me going man.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Dude, what's O-Tep's newest shit?
Like what is their newest ever.
That is on YouTube, o-tep, Ihaven't listened to them in
years.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
While we're on the subject, we might as well Dude
it's O-Tep Blood Pigs.
Nope, that was like one oftheir first things I remember.
Blood Pigs Blood Pigs.
Let's listen to it real quickthis is the og this is og right
here bro no, this chick couldscream solo yeah, she's she's
(54:55):
the master Dude.
I was obsessed with this songwhen I was young.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
She's so fucking hot, I know dude, she scares the
hell out of me.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
This shit blew my mind when I was like See, I like
Warhead.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Warhead's my shit.
Speaker 5 (55:20):
I'm dead bro.
This shit blew my mind, godsuck, she's retiring.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
I never got to see them.
Well, how long ago was thisdude?
Speaker 3 (55:37):
what this?
This?
Speaker 1 (55:38):
song this song oh, dude, probably I would say 2003,
2004 see, that's what I'msaying, man, she was the yeah
she front.
She was in front of thatthere's warhead on there, dude?
Speaker 3 (55:49):
uh, it's from severus , severus traw, which, that's
art saves backwards, by the way.
So it was traw otep 2002.
Wow 2002, bro.
This shit blew my mind as a kidthat was so ahead of it's,
ahead of its time.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
Dude metal, wise dude .
Just that's crazy yeah she dude, she could.
She's like the, the old, thescreamer man, the old screamer
dude, warhead, dude, that's myshit.
Still calling for warhead,let's go, we'll just see what.
What otep, let's see what theirnewest one is.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
Let's see here.
They were selected by SharonOsbourne to appear at Ozzfest
2001.
Uh, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
History here, I sort of see yeah, if you've not
listened to, where are uh otep?
What was the other?
What was the old walls ofjericho?
Speaker 3 (56:47):
walls of jericho.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh, I love walls of jericho jericho um was it arch
arch enemy?
Speaker 3 (56:52):
arch.
Yeah oh, arch Enemy is stillgood.
Yeah oh, the sticker they gotnow is arguably better than the
one they had before Alyssa.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
They're playing.
I think they're playing.
Oh, Arch Enemy is amazing dude,so I think I'll get to see this
one.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Alyssa Glutz, or whatever her name is Milano.
Yeah, she was in a band.
This is Milano.
Yes, it's right here.
In november 2024, she announcedher retirement from music and
began liquidating her collectionof musical equipment?
Speaker 1 (57:22):
no shit, yeah, I wonder what's her last album,
though uh, their last album?
Speaker 3 (57:27):
uh, let's go to discography here, maybe.
Discography here, maybe, saysthe god slayer.
It was an lp release of in 2023oh man, let me just see what
the god slayer what's on now,the god slayer?
Speaker 1 (57:48):
interesting, yeah, I can look up my amazon, see which
one's the most popular yeah,otep the god slayer album 2023
hey, let me see here.
Oh man, I felt good this is theintro.
(58:12):
Hello.
You Should See Me in a Crown isthe number one song off that
album.
That and the Way I Am.
Those two are the top two.
And Star Shopping, ooh.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
I like this.
I kind of like this Kind ofhorror.
Speaker 5 (58:36):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
O-Tep had an album like a year or two ago.
I wish I would have known aboutthis.
Speaker 5 (58:51):
I would have known about this.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
I hope it just comes in right in your face.
I think it will.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
It's O-Tap, oh Ooh what you make about one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
(59:24):
by one by one by one by one byone by one by one by one by one
by one, by one, by one, by one,by one by one.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
I fucking like this.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yeah, the Way I Am is another one, one of their top
ones on this album, and thenStar Shopping is another one.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
Oh, the Way I Am is the next one, right, yeah?
Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, if you haven't heard of O Otep, you've been
missing out.
Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Oh, isn't this a Billie Eilish song, though I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, this is a Billie Eilish song.
It's a really good version ofit.
I recognize that chorus.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Oh it's named after her.
Her fucking name is Otef.
Her name's Otef.
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I didn't know that.
Yeah, Otef Shamala or somethinglike that.
Shamaya Shamaya, yeah,something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Dude, they're fucking great dude.
What's the other one sound like?
Yeah, there we go.
Is this Eminem?
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I think it is.
So are these like covers?
No, maybe it isn't.
Yeah, Marshall Mathers.
Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
She's covering the song dude.
The other one is star.
Shopping is the big one thissounds covered too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I think these are all covers.
What's this a cover?
Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
of.
Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Does it say uh little p, oh, okay so much more than
(01:02:13):
gorgeous, yeah, so much morethan perfect.
So this is otep's garage littlepee.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
So this is otep's garage.
I like that Billie Eilish cover, though, dude, that goes hard.
That was good.
Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Yeah, that goes fucking hard.
Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Just read the word O-Temp has returned, I'm gonna
go werewolf on all these sheep.
They're very political yeahthey are, they are.
Very vibey.
(01:03:19):
I think it would have beenawesome if they did ostracize
and then it was fucking hard.
This is very different got acorn feel to it.
It does feel like corn a bit.
Very new metal-ish, very newmetal.
(01:03:39):
I know christian mina wouldthink the same thing and so
would shea whitcomb.
I think they both think thesame oh more baseball people and
it's all done.
We did all the cards we did.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
We're done with the cards.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
No more baseball no more baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I, I like, I like lady gaga.
This, this new lady gaga song,actually is pretty good.
I like this.
I like I don't know if you, ifyou're into lady gaga at all.
If you're, I like it when she'snaked, like in uh american
horror story.
Oh fuck, her ass is justDisturbed's got a new song.
It was okay.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
You want to listen to it.
Disturbed goes into our metal.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
It just came out, a couple days ago.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
It was okay, 10,000 fists in your ass.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Dude, I say the same thing when I'm listening to that
song.
This feels very much like a10,000 fists kind of song.
Not in your ass, necessarily,but he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
So oh, of course spoiler alert what he's famous
for, though, man, you might aswell keep it up, everybody loves
it.
He's metal moby dude metal mobyI love that dude.
I remember last time I sawdisturbed I was so fucking high,
(01:05:05):
so bad, dude, dude.
The fucking edibles hit meright as soon as disturbed came
out.
I'm like I don't know if I canstand still.
I'm like swaying, I like that.
There it is, there you go Devinwe'll go to heaven.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
You were the little lost boy.
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
It's not bad.
One thing I can say aboutDisturbed they stayed pretty
solid.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
To their sound.
They never broke away too crazyOne way or another, did he?
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
That's fucking legit.
The chorus is good.
I do like Disturbed a lot, dude.
I'm not gonna lie, dude.
Stupefy and Sickness was.
So that was Sickness.
Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
That was the jam back then it got us through
McDonald's in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
It did.
It really did.
Could you imagine how goodDrowning Pool would be right now
?
Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
If they still had the original guy in it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
The dude didn't die.
Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Made one great album, had a hit song and died.
Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Yeah, the guy dies and just fucking busts or some
shit.
Right, they were on tour orsomething.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Guess his body was the last one to hit the floor oh
.
Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Hey-o Wah, wah, wah, Wah, wah wah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
So, yeah, I like it, it's good.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You want a pickle, but you get it out the fridge
and then you eat it Crunchymunchy, Crunchy, munchy, crunchy
munchy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I listen to this song nonstop.
Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
This drag butterscotch biscuits.
Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
I listen to this song all the fucking time.
All these metalcore kids livinghome with their parents, oh
dude.
Oh, one more thing before welike run.
Yeah, okay, I want to say Iwant to show you.
So I think it's sick.
I know you're not, you're not abig cedar point guy, but um,
they just they.
They showcased the, the, thelead, like car for the new ride
(01:07:29):
and it has like these reallysick leds, and they got like
speakers and subwoofers in thetrain to kind of make it at all
immersive.
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Oh so, it's like you're having an EV Mustang and
you can get to hear the soundsof a real roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
It's not like.
Well, no, it's not like that.
They have like songs and likeshit playing.
And I'll show you real quick.
I hope this is the soundtrack.
I could find a good clip of it.
I think it's this one.
Maybe I could find a good clipof it.
I think it's this one.
Maybe, dude, listen to thesoundtrack so it has like a.
So the whole like story of thestuff.
They have like a story for this.
So you're like on this, um ituh, like shipping crane, that's
(01:08:04):
like ocean shipping crane is thewhole premise of the like the
ride and basically the siren istrying to entrap you and bring
you down into the depths of lakeerie, you know.
So that's based.
So what happens is that you'rehearing the sirens call in your
ears and trying to drown you andkill you.
It's just one more fuckingthing to go wrong with.
(01:08:24):
I know that's what a lot ofpeople are saying and I really
hope they can.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
This company you can't make a goddamn roller
coaster that doesn't fall apartor break during its year stop it
.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Like to quit trying to put too much.
Now a top thrill too.
That was kind of a.
That was a company who reallyhad no business trying to tackle
a big project like that.
The company who redid that rideonly really did flat rides and
small little wildcat and Cedar.
Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Point, let them do it .
Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
These guys, vekma Vekoma.
They're a huge internationalroller coaster company.
These guys are legit.
I don't foresee this ride kindof fucking up and breaking down,
but maybe it will.
So listen to the soundtrack onit.
If this is the clip I'm lookingfor, that's not the clip.
(01:09:18):
Sounds like Marilyn Manson.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
It's kind of cool.
I do like the lights and shiton it for a night.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Joe told me like it was loud.
Oh, he got to see it, yeah, andhe got to see this up close.
(01:09:55):
So this whole thing will beplaying in your ears as you're
doing the ride, you know whatthey need to do Make a tornado
ride.
Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
You know what?
It just spins like crazy andgoes smaller and smaller until
you get to the bottom whereyou're just fucking like, ah,
like a drain or something.
Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Yeah, did you call it the?
Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
drain.
Yeah, call it the fucking.
You know what you do Call it.
Do call it the whirlpool.
The whirlpool, yeah, like lakeerie's whirlpool.
Finally, the sirens got a holdof you.
Or call it the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I'm cool with that you got jokes for everything,
don't you?
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
I'm sorry but don't run.
I love like okay, we grew up inLake Erie.
You know like I love CedarPoint.
Dude, I do, I like Cedar Point.
I've always had a grudgeagainst Cedar Point since they
got rid of the Berenstain Bears,Since that left.
I'm fucking done, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Then you get rid of all.
You're an adult.
You can't even go in thereanymore.
I don't give a shit.
The bears, I would a hundredpercent.
Hug them, dude.
Where's papa bear?
Don't lie to me, you would ahundred percent would see.
Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah, I, I agree it seems like the vibe of the whole
fucking place went downhillafter the bears left to me.
And then you get rid of thepyro ride, which is amazing.
You get rid of disastertransfer, which is amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Cedar point does need an indoor ride.
I would agree there.
They definitely need somethinglike that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah, because they don't have that why don't you do
a sirens curse in indoor riderather than a flip-de-doo track
flopping ride?
I mean, I think it's a coolconcept because you really
there's not much else you can do.
I think it would be really neat, it would really be crazy.
But I don't think cedar pointcould pull it off, because they
already have problems with ridesas it is would be where the
(01:11:36):
track disappears and it did, thecentripetal force of the ride
just keeps it going and it getsonto the other track.
It just goes like.
I wonder how that would worklike oh man, that would be crazy
oh yeah, but you'd have to havethe ride would have to be
perfectly weighted there's noway that that would go out of
calibration so fast I feel, andthen uh, then all of a sudden
(01:11:58):
dead people.
Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
It's, it's a it's.
It's crazy how they could getthis track that just kind of
just go like this.
You know, that's all, that'sall.
Part of the thrill is that'sgonna get stuck.
These guys already have ridesthat are like this anyway, so
yeah, and this one's gonna getstuck.
Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
It's on lake erie.
Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
It's the mistake on the lake it is the mistake by
the lake lake erie just doessomething to everything football
teams, amusement parks.
Amusement parks yeah, fuckingeverything man it does.
We can't have nothing nice inohio 30, 30 feet deep of
pollution.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
It's just shit.
I'm just kidding.
I love Lake Erie, dude.
I mean like the Brown, like nojoke.
So have you heard any more newson Miles Garrett at all?
Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Not really Possibly, washington commanders.
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Somebody said the Bills the other day.
Dude, it just sucks, man.
I don't blame them for leaving,it's just like.
No matter what they do to thatfucking team, they don't fucking
win.
It's like, dude, they could.
They could buy their way to theSuperbowl and still fucking
lose.
It doesn't make any sense.
They're so dumb.
Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
And on that note, we are completely out of time.
Fucking Browns the Browns.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
We won't get into that and for all you Japanese
people that is an Americanfootball team that sucks here in
Ohio, yes, and all the Germanpeople.
It's 9-9-9-9-9.
Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Not good.
Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
That's how many losses the Browns have had since
1999.
Probably More and more, so,yeah.
So, like we said, thanks to allthe international listeners and
, of course, all of our domesticlisteners.
Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
We thank all of you for listening and, as always,
jay itty, the parting wordstonight.
No, just like to say thank you.
Tomorrow's my wife's birthday,so happy birthday, happy
birthday I told her she's gonnaget some dick for her birthday.
I said take it, woman.
And she goes yeah, but it.
I said yeah, that's why you'regetting dick.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
I don't know what the fuckyou're bitching about.
Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Yep, and with that said, good luck to.
Jay with his birthday dick, andwe'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
It's going to get touched by me.
I ain't going to be doing.
I'm giving her the tubertomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
There's one candle not getting blown out.
Tomorrow I'll pray for you.
I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
John Brickner.
I appreciate it, buddy, and I'mJason Scherner.
See you later, later, guys.
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