March 10, 2025 • 71 mins
Ready for a musical adventure that spans continents, genres, and internet rabbit holes? Join John and Jay as they plunge headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of Eurovision 2025, sampling entries from across Europe that range from hypnotic techno bangers to emotional ballads.
The journey begins with a hilarious exploration of "Brody Quest," connecting Adrian Brody's Oscar speech to the meme culture that immortalized him online. But that's just the appetizer. The main course is a delightful sampling of musical curiosities that have captivated millions – those oddly addictive 10-hour loop videos on YouTube that somehow keep people coming back. From the "Pikachu Song" to "Crab Rave" and the unforgettable "Amazing Horse," the guys break down what makes these simple, repetitive tracks so bizarrely compelling.
When the conversation shifts to metal music, things get both heavy and thoughtful. The pair challenge common misconceptions about the genre, arguing that beneath the aggressive sound lies deep philosophical exploration rather than the "satanic" stereotypes often assigned to it. Their analysis of bands like Infant Annihilator reveals the technical prowess and artistic vision behind extreme music, even when it's presented with a wink and a nod.
A surprise church invitation leads to a candid discussion about personal beliefs and the uncomfortable feeling of being pressured into religious environments – showing that this isn't just a music show, but a window into authentic human experience. Whether you're a Eurovision fanatic, a metal enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates genuine conversation that goes wherever curiosity leads, this episode delivers.
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:03):
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This is our day.
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And it's every day with Johnand Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
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Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:23):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Hey, what's up everybody?
Welcome to another episode ofBack or it's Every Day with John
(01:47):
and Jay.
I almost forgot our goddamn newthing that we've been doing for
20 episodes.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, we're back for just onemore episode and that's it,
we're done.
No, just kidding.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We're never.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
you can't quit us, we're never we're never leaving,
ever Can't get rid of us.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So today we got a lot of thingsto talk about.
I was just reading kind ofcurrent events.
Did you see that the drummerfor my Chemical Romance was
found dead?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you serious?
Yeah, look it up.
Did that happen a while ago,though, did it?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I swear to God.
I saw that in the news like awhile ago.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I thought they just found him, unless I'm fucking
yeah, and I just oxide canistersnext to his body bet you that
he hauls.
I bet you hauls ass yeah, hedied nove 24th 2024.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh, okay, but I guess the.
They just didn't see thecanister until now.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, I guess, Wait a second.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I think I remember something.
I remember something, hey, wait.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I remembered something.
Well, wait a minute.
What were those canisters doing?
By his body, bob, you weretrying to tell me.
You just brought those up toour attention.
Now what?
I didn't think you wererelevant, damn it.
You've been on the force for 20years.
This is a rookie mistake.
This is a rookie mistake.
You're on fire.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize that he's beendead for a while.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, I think it's the details of his death.
What the fuck, man, sir?
I think there's foul play afoot.
What makes you say that?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it
Because there's a chicken overthere and I know that's foul.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
There's a hit.
It's like my John.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Cena joke.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Arrest that chicken.
You're coming out of thestation.
We have ways of making peoplelike you talk Like Detective
Mittens.
Get Mittens in here.
Stat Lieutenant Mittens, he's atough son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You're right, he must have killed himself.
That's where those claw markscame from.
That shit's so good.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
But no.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I did see that, actually, what's crazy is dude,
one of my classmates, is in thehospital not doing very well
right now, which is crazyridiculous in the hospital not
doing very well right now, whichis crazy ridiculous.
And then, um, also um, one ofmy, when I used to dj in in, uh,
(04:33):
bellevue I'm brody cuss, I lovethat.
When I used to dj in um inbellevue, I um, I know why
you're playing that too.
So I used to dj bellevue.
I used to have it.
Uh, every year we did a birthdaybash for me, like for my dj,
and okay and uh, one of them was, uh, his name was joe block and
he was early 30s dude and hejust passed away.
(04:55):
Oh, that's just ridiculous.
He was a big dude but he lost alot of weight and shit.
And then there he goes.
No canisters were found by hisbed, not that I know.
We won't find out.
Get mittens in here, six months.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But anyway, the Academy Awards just happened
With the.
Oscars, yeah, the Oscars, andthe winner of the best actor,
and this should be the best songI love this song.
Mr Adrian Brody.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If you have not heard this, it's called Brody Quest.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's by Neil Sigurard .
I'm going to tell you what.
Go on YouTube.
There's a 10 hour loop.
I'm not.
I don't doubt that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sometimes I'll sneak in to level up and I'll turn it
on before people are supposed tocome in.
I can listen to this for 10hours, I know right.
I guess this is like theamazing horse song to his.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oscar speech was like really really long, evidently
really, let's watch it.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I want to hear it.
I want to hear that I would.
I've never seen it.
Did you see Kieranieran calkin,dude?
His speech was fuckinghilarious.
Oh my god, how long is it?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
according to this, six minutes and 50 seconds, it's
not bad and the oscar goes toadrian brody has he ever won an
Oscar before?
Yeah, he won one for thepianist the penis, the penis.
See, this would have beenbetter.
(06:34):
See, this, hold on a second.
I gotta make this better.
Like you just can't have a.
It just doesn't, just doesn'tmix well.
So I figured we will get Brody.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's perfect.
I think you lined that upperfectly.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Adrian Brody.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
This is the only way.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Dude, he should have used this.
This would have been hilarious.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I would have lost my mind if I would have heard this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Do you know what we should look up after this?
Whether Adrian Brody had areaction video to the fucking
Brody class.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I heard he was well aware of it.
I'm going to keep this going.
It just worked.
(07:58):
They're already counting medown, okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
God, thank you for this blessed life.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I'm just going to keep the song playing and the
way he's talking.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
If I may just humbly begin by giving thanks for the
tremendous outpouring of lovethat I've felt from this world
and every individual that hastreated me.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know what movie I thought he did really good in
what's that?
The Village, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I am just so fortunate.
He's up there giving aheartfelt speech and I got Brody
Quest in the background playingdude.
What a dude.
Does he have any reactions toit?
Oh, let me see here.
I know he's aware of it becauseI saw someone.
What's that noise?
(08:56):
Is that you?
That's me chewing my fuckingfingernails.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
You became a hit a few years ago with something
called Brody Quest yeah, nothingto do with this, but show the
people what the how do you knowI had nothing to do with that.
Well, do you have anything todo with what I'm about to show
the people?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, I didn't, but I just you assumed.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I did my research into my character.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
who knew that about me?
That's right.
That's what's up.
Show the people a little bit ofwhat we're talking about here.
Jim, now, believe it or not,there is 10 hours of this on
YouTube.
I bet you the 10-hour one.
It's absolutely mesmerizing.
(09:39):
And so you've joined inyourself.
You've joined yourself into theworld of social media.
Last year you started.
I'm amazed.
You took this picture ofyourself and your dog right
there.
Okay, then the world helped youby giving yourself your own
dog's body behind you over here,and then you got turned into
anamorphs.
Do you enjoy seeing yourselfsort of manipulated and turned
(10:01):
into a meme online?
If that's the extent of themanipulation, I enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, I mean it could be worse.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Not so much the fan fiction of you having a romantic
relationship with the Predator.
Is that out there?
It will be tomorrow.
Now, that would have been thesequel I wanted to see, right?
Yeah, well, how much research.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, so he is aware of it I knew as soon as you
pulled up brody quest.
I knew what you were goingafter.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I I'm just like.
I was like what if jay's gonnaknow the context?
So if I'm pulling up brodyquest because I saw he won best
actor and I'm like, oh jesus, Ihave to mention that I gotta
play brody quest because we'veplayed it before on this show,
so I I'm like dude, that'shilarious.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
A lot of those 10-hour songs we used to
challenge ourselves to level upto work.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Got to get through the day while playing 10-hour
versions.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
The only one I did was Pikachu song.
I did make it 10 hours throughthat.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What's the Pikachu song?
Pull it up 10 hours throughthat what's?
What's the?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
pikachu song.
Pull it out, pikachu song.
It's pikachu, you'll probablylike it.
I think it's a I, I I'm aboutto fly, that kind of.
Yeah, it's really the pikachusong.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I spell pikachu, this thing, I don't know no that's
not it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
PP Pikachu song no Pikachu song one hour.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Nope, that's not it, it goes, it goes.
Pika Pika, pika Pika.
That's it.
Right, there it is.
It's actually catchy, I alreadylike it.
Pika P is it's actually catchy,I already like it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
10-hour loop of this.
I like the house fucking techno.
You're going to like it when itpicks up, dude, you listen to
this for 10 hours.
10 hours, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh, I can listen to this all fucking day and night.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wait till he gets into it.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Really good.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's got an aqua feel to it holy shit, this is
awesome you got that euro pop.
Fucking, I love it.
You think that's what came outfirst, this or that fucking.
(12:54):
Uh, you know what I'm talkingabout.
Um, there's a crab, the dieantwoord song.
She uses that.
This came out way first, thiscame out.
So she you think she used thatfrom this probably I, I am your
butterfly.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, no, this came out, way I did this at the old
level.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh okay, Enter the ninja.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Did you?
You've heard there's the CrabIsland song, the crab song.
Oh my God, we're going throughall these crazy songs.
Crab Island song, I think it'sthe crab song, something like
that, like it's a bunch of crabs.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Right, there, it is Top one.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, yeah, there's 10 hours of this too, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's actually pretty catchy.
I'll do these loop songs.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
They're fucking crazy .
I mean, you usually want to tryto get something that's kind of
an earworm, but then it getskind of numb.
You get numb to it after awhile.
I'm just getting sleepy fromall the fucking seed noises.
(13:58):
I don't like water, though.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What the fuck?
Yup, it's called Crab Rib.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh, this has to be good, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Fucking 90s, goddamn house shit, dude.
Oh yeah, this is crowd-raising,dude, they're dancing oh yeah,
this is crowd-raising Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
they're dancing.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Oh, I could definitely listen to this for 10
hours, kind of hypnotic dudeWatching them, kind of dance
back and forth.
That's pretty legit.
You ever see those videos offucking crabs?
Like there's little babyturtles, they hatch and then
(15:14):
they start walking toward thewater and just crap like crabs
just yank, just pick them up andjust take off with them.
No, you ever see those videos,dude.
It sounds fucking horrible it'sjust now, would you?
now, you know there's some, someplaces, there's laws.
It gets intervening in that youcan get arrested.
If you intervene, like if yousave the baby turtle, you can
(15:35):
get arrested for that like, likea wildlife violation, because
you're, you're, you areinterfering, interfering in the
natural cause of of life, orwhatever what about Amazing
Horse dude?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
you ever seen that one dude?
I don't know any of theseAmazing Horse.
Amazing Horse yes, amazingHorse song.
Ah, right there, yep, that one.
This is one of.
This is another one we tried todo.
You'll probably like it.
Oh, I've heard this this isanother one we tried to do.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
You'll probably like it oh.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I've heard this Give it a lick.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
It tastes just like raisins have a stroke of its
pain.
It turns into a plane and thenit turns back again when you tug
on its wing.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Ooh, that's dirty, do you think so?
Well, I better not show youwhere the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade.
I love the techno shit.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I love this man.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
They're the first couple.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I love this and all the other places too, I think
you'll find that the universepretty much does everything.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
I love this Shut up woman.
Get up my horse.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Look at my horse and then it just starts over.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick, dude.
These are all those fuckingcrazy songs, man Dude.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
the first comment on YouTube was like can someone
please make a 20-hour version ofthis?
I'm tired of clicking replay.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Dude too, it's like.
Can someone please make a 20hour version of this?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I'm tired of clicking replay, dude.
I love these 10 hour videos.
Oh, dude, you got 10 hourweebles, dude.
Let's check out some of these.
I saw the norwall's one, theother day badger.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
That's a classic, I do remember.
Go ahead and click it mushroommushroom mushroom, mushroom,
mushroom, mushroom, mushroom.
Mushroom, mushroom.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
This would drive me insane, I couldn't do this.
What about the Norwalk song?
I saw that was like Right downthere, oh yeah, right there, a
second Norwalk.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Norwalk Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion
Cause they are so awesome,norwalk.
Norwalk Right down there, ohyeah, right there.
A second.
Now I'm swimming in the oceanCausing a commotion Because they
are so awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now I'm swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty
wide.
You ever want to piss Joe off?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Just teach his kids that there's these.
Oh, that's a great idea,because they love this stuff.
Yeah, and they make him play itall day.
This is something I think hiskids would like fucking go.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Besides that part, oh my God, nor was there.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Bet, your bet, your bet.
Russian dancing man, oh god.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Donald Trump plays this on loop.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I was gonna say Watch out Ukraine, donald Trump plays
this on loop.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
I was going to say watch out Ukraine.
I also got this ballpoint pen.
We're Russian dancing men.
We're only dancing now, andthen we started off at our last
minute.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Get Donald Trump's hands.
We'll be going home again.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
We're Russian dancing men.
Our favorite pepper is cayenne.
We're dancing right next to BigBen.
Come on and see us.
Bo-ben Hells we'reenne we'redancing right next to Big Ben.
Come on and see us.
Boogie Hells were Russian andwe're dancing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And we always keep spare pants in case of accidents
while boogieing Cause Russianslove to boogie Russians love to
boogie Dude.
I saw Eurovision's live andkicking right now.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
We get a lot of videos um.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
They got like celebrity stuff going up, yeah
something like no, like, um,some artists have been fucking.
I've been getting like emailsand youtube video fucking posts.
I haven't got to watch any ofthem, but I know I saw the
eurovision's kind of kicking upright now yeah, I think like
preliminaries have started,because in may I think is like
the live shows and stuff.
Never seen anyone like thisbefore you know what.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let's check it out.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Never seen anyone like this before.
Never seen anyone like thisbefore, before we are alive.
I love that song.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Ooh, oh yeah, they already got the national final
people up already, holy shitdude.
Like the finalists, for each isthat germany.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Is that what you were watching?
Yeah, so let's go dude, youknow damn well germany is gonna
be fucking.
Now look at germany, it's afemale singer.
Dude, you know damn what'sgonna be bad you just want to go
right to germany let's driveinto germany, all right let's
dive into germany here.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
See what they got.
I like that dude withorchestral shit.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
okay, okay, I like that dude.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I like the vibe dude.
I like the vibe of this.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
If you like this.
I got a new group for you tolisten to, Because I just got a
new album from them.
I never heard of them before,but they're fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
There's a little recap video of all the countries
so far.
Oh really.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, let's watch this.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, let's see that.
So I think this is.
You can watch all the songs Etsongs entries that have been
selected so far for Eurovision2025.
I think they just play littlesnippets, so I mean yeah, Not
digging it I.
Just probably Not digging it.
(21:48):
It's probably part of theirlike heritage and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It doesn't resonate with me.
Throw that shit in the trash.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, this ain't winning.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I like that.
I was questionable until hecame in with that.
I was hoping he'd pick up.
I like that.
Chant Run, run, run.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I mean it's Armenia, man.
Is it a system of a down fromArmenia?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Australia.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Milkshake man.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Australia brings it dude, dude.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I like it.
If something really tickles mypickle, I'm probably gonna go
watch the whole thing.
I like it.
I love weird Eurovision songs,not songs no.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Like a new Justin Timberlake song.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Kazakhstan I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I'll give respect to like incorporating like your
nationality and stuff into it,but damn it, I want awesome,
crazy Euro, shit, belgium.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's like Boy George dude.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
It does Strobe lights .
Oh, bring it in.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh, please, oh God.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Oh, oh, come on please give it oh, jesus,
they're building to it yes dude.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's screaming, that's singing dude.
That was great.
I wanted more of that.
What is a little big?
It doesn't look a little big.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Everyone's trying to cash it on the coffee craze.
That's a breed of carpenterespresso.
Mash the ato Estonia espressomakia.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah next, there's nothing that makes you stand out
.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah it just sounds like every other kind of lame
euro finland.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I like the beat, but it's not pulling me in yeah it's
very nice.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
It clashes man yeah.
Grease, it clashes man yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Grease Sounds like something off a Disney
soundtrack.
Is this a new Wicked song?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, and the thing is, a lot of these songs win
every year too, like the crazyfun Euro fucking pop songs.
They make it far but they neverwin.
These are the type of songsthat always win.
I hate it.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Like come on, man, ooh Eastland I see that I like
that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, what?
Yeah, yeah Ding dong.
Oh yeah, yeah ding dong.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Listen, bombay, it's all right.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I like this.
It's got a 90s vibe.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Ooh, I like that background.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I like this a little bit up.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
We'll go back to that .
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Ireland.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I want to see the red-haired boy George guy do.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Come on I need a good like.
Snow White opened a door, whatthe fuck?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
It's hilarious dude, I love that.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Eat your maggot cheese and play something harder
.
I was telling Sarah about that.
Italians eat maggot cheese.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Ew, mattia about that italians eat maggot cheese?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
ew, yeah, sounds like a piece of a vagina.
Oh man, I was shaving and I cutmy labia these, yeah, these
vibey songs never do well.
Oh, they don't, no hell no, whywould you go with it then?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, these songs never win Lithuania.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Who says that the whole time That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
At least it's a rock band of sorts.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Lock some bars.
Oh, that a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's got that catchy hook to it yeah yeah, look at
you, big girl.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's Mediterranean.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Lizzo.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
What did she just say it be serving?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
cunt.
It's spelled differently fromAmerican cunt, it's K-A-N-T,
which.
I wonder what the translationto that is.
But you're hearing it I'mserving cunt.
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I like that she did.
Oh, she was doing it when I wasdoing it, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Montenegro.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That's a Montenegro on it.
What's the name of the song?
Doorbell Clear A Cell.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Clear A.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Cell.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Do-bro-do-el Clearacel Dobra.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Dobro Dosel oh Norway .
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I like this I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
A little poppy Got a little pop to it.
It's like a boy band Boy band.
Got a boy band pop to it.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Baby, when the lights go out.
Everything about a king Alittle vanilla.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Now I feel like I'm about to die.
Yeah, I'm like god of war rightnow.
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Slovenia.
Slovenia.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
More like.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Slovenia, slovakia.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Sleepvenia, because I'm bored.
Sleepvenia.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Nice, okay, nice.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Spanish.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh, I like that.
Okay, little hip hop beat to ityeah okay, oh, that camera's
cool.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Okay, please don't hurt me, lasha President.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Trump saw me Do me.
It writes itself it really does.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Is it called Bird of Prey?
Yeah, it's a little innuendo.
I think the one we wanted towatch was Boy George.
What was the other one?
Ireland?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Ireland yeah yeah, let's check these out ireland.
So we didn't even get the bigheavy hitters like sweden or any
of their, any of like the big,big countries it's really cool
to see this because there's somereally good ones.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I like that girl too.
Man, when she did that hookdude, I was like wow, dude
usually they have a music video.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Oh, oh, here we go.
I want to hear the officialvideo ready for takeoff.
You've probably heard aboutthis brave little girl.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
All we know is that she saved the world.
She got sent away, but shewasn't afraid, though she was
alone in the dark big space.
Left, a cheering crowd wentabove the clouds, rocket going
high.
Then they said goodbye.
She still wonders why, but sheloves to fly.
(33:30):
I like it.
I love that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh yeah, that's techno shit.
I like that.
I'd love to go to an EDM show,dude.
That'd be so awesome.
There it is.
Yeah, it's all good yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
We'll listen to more of this.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What's the other?
What's the other?
Oh, we gotta go.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
We gotta take a break real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Son of a bitch More, more Eurovision.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Eurovision pop off More Eurovision, eurovision
pop-off, more Eurovision pop-off.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
When we come back after this yes, hey, can you
pass me that controller overthere?
Don't press that button, goddamn it.
You just turned on my.
You turned it on you, dumbass,fucking idiot.
(34:50):
You did something, but you justdon't fucking realize you don't
know much about it.
You shouldn't touch any of myshit, because I get really
pissed off and I want to fuckingpound it.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Listen, it don't really matter to me, but you off
and I want to fucking pound it.
Listen, it don't really matterto me, but you can't turn on my
fucking PS3.
You don't have to turn on myPS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Somewhere somehow somebody must have really taught
you not how to respect my shit.
I'm about to turn around andpunch you in the fucking mouth
to bust open your motherfuckinglips.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Dumbass Shouldn't have to touch on my shop.
Dude, I'm about to punch youright where you eat food, cause
you don't have to turn on my PS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3now you don't have to turn on my
PS3.
(36:01):
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
No, this ain't gonna be thefirst.
Then go get me a drink.
I got a lot of thirst.
I'm tired of doing this all foryou.
You fucked up my games.
Now I play GTA 2.
(36:22):
Hey man, listen, I knowaccidents happen.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
That's how you were born, but I don't really
appreciate you turning on my PS3and fucking up my games
Somewhere somehow somebody musthave fucked up my goddamn game
disc and all they think is I'mjust supposed to look at them,
not get pissed, and just say awman, tsk, tsk, ha, ha, ha, ha,
(36:54):
ha ha dumbass.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
It don't really matter to me, but you owe me
another GTA for the PS3.
You don't have to turn on myPS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
No, don't have to turn on myPS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
(37:20):
No, don't have to turn on myPS3.
Put that fucking thing down.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
Stop.
Turn on my PSD.
Put that fucking thing down.
Don't have to turn on my PSD.
Stop.
Listen, man, when I tell you toput something down, you put it
down.
Pass it to me nicely, don't actlike a fool.
(37:41):
Look, you scratched my goddamndisc in broad daylight and you
scratched it.
Scratch, scratch.
Get broad daylight and youscratch it Scratch.
Now I'm going to have to goback up to level up and get a
new one.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
What a son of a God damn it.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
How am I supposed to beat it?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the BestFreaking Podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
It.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jbaby.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
You got that, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Now check it out.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yo, what's up, we're back and we're going to keep
going.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
We're going through the.
We need some more Eurovision topop off.
We need more.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Eurovision.
We're going through the.
The fucking kill Ukrainians.
The kill Ukrainians.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I'm sorry, that's horrible.
We're going through.
It sounded Russian so I had tokeep, keep going.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
We're going through the eurovision 2025.
Uh, it's like you don't go fullretard.
Well, so what was that countrywith the redheaded person?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't know he's right there.
I can see his oh really, whereit was right there see his
picture right there.
I don't know which one.
He was.
This person?
Yeah, that's him.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
There's cunt.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I kind of like the cunt song.
I ain't gonna lie, that one wasa good one.
That's Ireland.
That's the one we listen to.
I kind of like the Luxembourg's.
We need to watch that one.
No, there it is Belgium,belgium.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, it was Belgium.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Let's watch Belgium and Luxembourg.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
I'm going to be listening to this song a lot.
That sounds some shit bro.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
You know what they need to do Come out with a
compilation Eurovision album.
They used to For every fuckingyear they used to.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I would buy the motherfucker I think they you,
that you could buy, that youcan't buy compilation albums of
eurovision?
Dude I just don't sell it here,you just have to buy it on
international overseas.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yeah, all right there , it is dude, he's got.
They got the whole fuckingthing right there.
Wow, it comes right out.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
There's not a lot of strobe lights.
It's kind of a misappetite.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
There's a song called Strobe Lights.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Get it lesbian, man yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Belgium.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Belgium, I would have named it Waffles, waffles.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Feel the connection when the blocks never tick.
Love is the end that comes downthrough the looking glass.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Squeeze them peaches dude, there you go, squeeze them
peaches.
Dude, here it is, fill them up.
Baby, fucking love that shit.
Yes, yeah, that's fucking meaty.
I'd love to DJ a techno show.
(41:27):
That would be cool, dude.
Oh man, oh man, feel theconnection.
Thoughts never taken.
Love is the end.
Look down through the lookingglass.
(41:50):
Stronger eyes getting us inyour eyes.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Cutting any haze.
We're floating on this spaceCan't die.
Oh, I feel so alive.
There's got to be a goodinterlude here.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Oh God, yes, that's what I want to say.
God, that's badass.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Play it, Bobby, from King of the Hills.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Stay.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I dig that.
That was legit.
What was it Luxembourg?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Lux, dig that that was legit, let's look up, what
was it?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Luxembourg?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You know, we govern ourselves kind of like a
Luxembourg.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
What's that, bro?
Snoop Dogg from Star Skate.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Watch Dude.
This looks awesome.
I'm so excited to watch this.
Just the hook on it is so good.
I don't know if the song isreally the greatest, but Is this
?
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Oh, this is from one hook on it's so good.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
I don't know, like I don't know, if the song's really
the greatest, but is this?
Oh, this is from one okay.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
I'm not your puppet.
It's like that.
It's like that Circumcised.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Circumcised.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
What do they do?
Do they speak French?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
They can speak whatever they want technically.
I think she's speaking French.
It is French.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Dude, I could fucking jam this shit.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
La poopy poopy.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
You know what she needs A deep voice.
Coming in on the second part,that would be sweet.
Service cunt, service cunt,service cunt.
That was great dude.
Hey, okay, so another one.
(44:40):
I think you'd like dude, checkout Allison.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Wonderland Alice, allison, allison.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
A-L-I-S-O-N Wonderland.
And see what you think.
It's a new album I got becauseI've been addicted to whatnot
since John showed me it, so I'vebeen spending ungodly amounts
of money on it.
Okay, and I think the one Ireally like is like Fuck you and
Fuck Me or something like that.
I've heard of this girl butDude, she's legit.
(45:09):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
We'll just go over, Paige her artist.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
It's called like fuck you, fuck me, or something like
that.
I don't know I like that song,but her whole album that I'm
listening to is fucking good.
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Fuck you, fuck me.
I'm just going to put thelyrics.
I don't Fuck you, love you yeahthat's it.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
That's it.
It's not hardcore techno, but Ilike it.
It's got like a dubstep stylefeel to it, I think too much
need to switch up.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Fuck you, love you, hate you want you.
Fuck you, love you, hate you,want you.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Dude, I like that.
That's good.
Alice, dude, she's amazing.
I just bought her for fivebucks.
It was on the $5 show, brandnew album and love edm.
So I'm like, dude, like I'llgive it a whirl, let's try it
(46:42):
out I always like to go to theirpopular.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, go to their popular shit, let's just six
years ago.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Let's just run this, see what it is.
It's kind of hot too.
Trippy red, Trippie Redd.
Come on, come ride with me,babe.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Sonny, are you riding a dive for me?
Babe, are you running off?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I already are Sounds like the Super Bowl halftime
show.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I love Kendrick Lamar .
Speaker 2 (47:49):
This is fight, kind of fight, three fucking quarters
of the song.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
I hope he breaks me a Butterfinger.
Oh he's back.
Oh he's got my Butterfinger, ohhe's back.
Oh, he's got my Butterfinger.
Oh, it's McLovin, it's McLovin,it is.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
It is McLovin, dude, dude.
I thought he was going in toget liquor dude Remember.
Yeah, Dude, I didn't realize.
Dude, that was really him.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
That's hilarious, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Isn't his name like Michael Mintz-Plasse or
something like that?
Oh, she's held captive.
Whoa dude.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Bro, this is like some sort of like.
It's like fucking Stan, stan,that's what else you do.
(49:24):
What else go on?
Yeah, stan, dude Ooh I've beenenamored by this music video.
(49:56):
Man.
I'm curious what he's going todo.
My parents had a station wagonlike that one time.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
This video is crazy.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
I know man, I'm just, I'm enamored.
Oh, she's leaking.
Dude, she's escaping, get her.
Or did he do that on purpose?
Oh, he's gonna go chase her.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
What, oh, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Oh, have you heard of the group um speak.
They're russians, they're likea, it's a, it's a.
Uh, they're, they are, they're,they're out there.
Uh, they're kind of to edm verylet's check them out uh, not
sure if you'll vibe with them,but uh, I love them, but they're
, it's a, uh, it's a uh, they'reuh like a husband, not husband
and wife, but they're, they'retogether, they got kids and but
(51:16):
I love them, but it's a, it's a,they're like a, not husband and
wife, but they're together,they got kids and stuff together
.
It's almost kind of like a DieAntwoord, except it's Russian,
just think of that oh okay, theykind of think of that in a way
Makes it easier to comprehend.
Yeah, I'll just go with this one.
I think you showed me thesehave.
I showed you these guys before.
(51:37):
They're very anti-poo yeah yepyou have, okay, I'm down to
watch it again.
Yeah, yeah, we watched this, soI remember this okay, I can't
remember if I showed you thisguy or not.
Dude, it sounds just like DianeWard.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
I told you.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
It's just a Russian Diane Ward really, dude.
This marching one is one of myfavorite ones.
Yeah, very anti-Putinanti-government Russian shit.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
I'm surprised they're allowed to make this shit.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
They're not.
They're not, trust me.
Their concerts have to be veryunderground.
Yeah, dude, I love these.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I hate the fucking.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Dude, I hate that bass.
I love the bass, but I hate it.
I love it, man.
I hate that bass because itsounds like your speakers are
blowing Even when it's not.
I hate that bass.
I love the bass, but I hate it.
I love it, man.
I hate that bass because itsounds like your speakers are
blowing Like even when it's not.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
I hate that.
I think it's supposed to bejarring, I know, but I hate that
.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I think that's the point, because you can't bump
them in your car, because youthink you're blowing your shit
up and then they just came outwith a kind of Did I show you
kind of their newer stuff?
Speaker 3 (53:14):
No, so it has kind of a little rock metal vibe to it
too.
Yeah, this is it.
This song is out there.
Man, you'll want me when I'mback.
Paz and Virginia FuckingRussian soldier uniforms and
(53:45):
shit.
Dude, paz and Virginia Paz andVirginia.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
I know dude.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
You know what this video reminds me of, though
what's that?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
infant annihilator?
Oh, yeah, yeah decapitation,fornication, dude that video.
Yeah holy shit man.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
So yeah we watch out.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Let's watch that real quick.
Yeah, why not?
Because they do it in the woods, where they're drumming on
mushrooms and shit what was itinfant?
Annihilator infantnihilatorInfant Annihilator Fornication.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Decapitation, fornication, what was?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
it.
I think it's Fornication,decapitation, decapitation,
fornication.
There it is the top one.
These guys are fucking hard man.
These guys are nutty.
(55:16):
I love these guys too.
That's so gross, dude.
(55:36):
I love the breakdown in thissong.
Speaker 3 (56:05):
These guys are so fucking hard.
This is deathcore done at itsfinest right here.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
It was so good and I like the mockery of having a
drum set and the words made ofsticks, mockery of having a drum
set and the woods made ofsticks.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
It's so brutal but they're not taking.
It's not being taken seriously.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
I love it.
It's so funny.
There it goes, again they dothis and then it comes to a
fucking breakdown and it'sfucking nasty.
(56:45):
So goddamn hard oh dude.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Those fucking sweeps, dude.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
I'm.
You gotta check out the videoalone it's.
My face is melting.
Listen, I'm trying to go intofull snake face mode, but I
(57:25):
can't because I'm laughing atthe music video.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
The music video is hilarious.
Oh, here comes Dart Harder,dude, I love that shit.
This is called Infinite,infinite annihilator and it's
called, uh, decapitationfornication.
(57:47):
God, how old is this video,dude?
What's it saying?
12 years ago?
Yeah, I remember I was workingthat.
Level up the old store and uh,that's where it was dude.
That's where I learned it.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Dad, can you sing a song from your generation?
Okay, son, this is calledDecapitation.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Fornication Metal is a serious genre that is deep and
philosophical and deals withmature topics.
There's another band that I got, I bought.
I bought an album to.
I never listened to man, Ihaven't listened to him yet.
It's called like omega death orsomething like that, not mega
death, but I'll say mega deathquestion mark black.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
I love reading comments on YouTube.
They're fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
I want to see what the fuck I don't know.
Excuse me excuse me I don'tremember what the fuck her name
(59:12):
is.
I'll have to remember for nextweek.
But dude, I was like dude, likejust the front of the cover,
look fucking badass.
And I couldn't, fucking, Ican't remember what it was.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
How many times have you ever bought a CD with the
cover looking badass but themusic being really shitty?
Can you recall that everhappening, where you see the
cover and you're like, dude,these guys have to be good.
And then you listen to the song?
Speaker 2 (59:33):
That was every time I die.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
That was probably one , they're okay I mean they're,
they're a post-hardcore, they'rekind of like, kind of like in
that genre I can't really thinkof anything.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
I just want to know if, like I'm, telling you one
that I that I no joke I'm sohappy and I'd love to buy the
album too, but the album isridiculously expensive.
I used to go to Walmart and I'djust look for bands that had
metal-sounding names and I'd belike I'm going to fucking play
these dudes, it's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Remember Walmart had them little tester things that
you could just listen to maybe15 seconds of a song, and I tell
you it better be banging.
Hot Topic did too.
Hot Topic had to say Hot Topic,you can listen to the whole
fucking album if you wanted to.
Walmart was just like a littleteaser.
You can listen to about four orfive tracks in 10 seconds each.
I remember Hot Topic at onepoint you could listen to the
(01:00:26):
whole fucking thing, start tofinish if you wanted to, but I
listened to the first couplesongs and if it hooks me, in
right away.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I'll probably pick it up.
No joke.
Uh, demon hunter, okay, demonhunter, storm the gates of hell,
and no what.
What I like about them I'm notreally huge into religion, if
you couldn't tell oh, they're abig religion?
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
they are, but they're fucking brutal.
Yeah, dude even like.
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Even their slow songs are fucking great.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
That's why that's why when people go oh metal satanic
, like it really isn't, a lot ofit has to deal with really
deep-rooted philosophical youknow, uh, and mental issues, and
a lot of it is spiritual too.
A lot of it's spiritual.
So it's it's like people whosay ignorant shit like oh metal
is satanic, it it?
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
no, it's really not satanic is fucking country music
.
It really is.
It's not saying there are thereare some, but I'm gonna say
like like ghost.
Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I like ghosts though.
They're fucking awesome.
I kind of do too, then I don'tknow why I'm not really a huge
fan, but they're coming tocleveland.
Man, I really want to go seethem, but their tickets are
really pricey and I'm just likeI don't know.
To Cleveland man, I really wantto go see them, but their
tickets are really pricey andI'm just like I don't know, see
Pantera with Monomars I wantedto see them too.
That'd be sweet Monomarsplaying with them.
I know that's.
They're awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Those guys don't even .
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
those are just Nordic , nordic dudes, man.
Yeah, and a lot to do withtheir fucking roots and where
they're from and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
you know, that's well , that's how it is, man roots
bloody roots but no, demonhunter is definitely one of them
.
Um, speaking on religion uh, wegot, oh, jesus I hate when you
train, you, you train uh, I wantto give a shout out to Cadence
(01:02:20):
Campbell.
Okay, because she got a hold ofme tonight and asked if we
would ever, if sometime, wewould ever be interested in
going to church with her.
I said no, Unfortunately we arenot church-going people.
Here's the reason why Not thatI have anything else better to
do on a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Doesn't she live in Kentucky or something?
No, she lives back in Tiffany.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I just want to say I would never knock on anybody for
going to church.
Whatever you want to do, thatis totally for you.
Unfortunately, it just doesn'ttickle my berries.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
What kind of church are we talking?
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Episcopalian fucking Catholic, because I don't do the
Catholic thing Vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Vegetarian omnivore yeah it's not for me the one
thing.
Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I don't like when people ask I'm not saying, this
is what she was doing.
Tell the truth.
I don't like when people askyou know I'm not saying she,
this is what she was doing, buttell the truth.
You usually usually what peopleask me to go to church and if I
would be like, oh, okay, I'llgo with you.
A lot of times I feel likepeople are trying to convert me
and I just feel pressured and Idon't like it.
I don't like here's the thing,dude, like if you just want me
(01:03:31):
to come and just like vibe andhang out and just kind of get a
few, you know, just hang outlike if there's no pressure,
then okay, you know, because alot of churches have like like
these big, like these huge megachurches have like really good
production values and music.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I've just I know well , yeah, I was saving on taxes.
Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Yeah, yeah.
So it's because actually Ifollow, I watch a few youtube,
uh, youtube musicians on.
Like there are a couple ofdrummers, but they, they, their
main gig is that they are adrummer there.
He's a drummer for a big, megachurch and he, he, he, he goes
through his whole.
Like I always like it from atechnical standpoint, but, like
(01:04:10):
you know, it's like I like, Ilike what Bill does, that's what
my brother.
Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
He's a drummer for Greece.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like would I entertainthat Maybe Would I ever join?
No, would I ever believe in God?
No, were you.
Are you going to convert me tobelieve in God?
No, and Jesus no.
So it's not happening in amillion years.
Will I entertain?
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I think we found another character for our
podcast.
What Will I entertain?
I think we found anothercharacter for our podcast.
What's that?
Jesus and God.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Jesus and God, we put our voices down like what do
you think of this?
He's a fucking asshole.
God.
Fuck you, man.
I'm going to bring thedamnation upon thee.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
As I lay my hand upon thee.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Lay my hand, my righteous.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
You know my name is the lord, but he loves you but
no, anyway, like you're a lot,you're a lot better than me,
because I don't even entertainyou me.
Here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Oh, I don't like, I'm not saying I was gonna go, I'm
just saying well, you're even.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
You're even I.
That's even farther than I getMe it's.
If I have to fake my way tomake it, I'm not fucking doing
it and that's how I look at it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Oh, that's just being in the Catholic church all
around man.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Maybe someday I might be different, but as of right
now I'm not at all Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I've been indoctrinated my whole life and
I tell you, once you get out ofit, it's freeing and there's no
going back.
It's like coming out of a cult,A pussy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Like your mom's vagina, it's hard to get back in
.
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
It really is.
Well, unless you're into thatsort of thing, unless you're
trying, unless you're trying tosites for you to check that out.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Just sending flowers to your mom, your secret admirer
.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Who sent you flowers, Carol.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Says from JBJ.
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
What JBJ Boy you fit on my woman boy.
God, another week of this.
Carol, that's the boy.
This is fucked up.
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
This is the fuck I love you dude, I'm gonna tell
you this straight up I love youso much Just because you
entertained it and ran with it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I knew what you wanted me to.
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
You're right, cause, dude, you do your dad's fucking
impression so good.
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
I know, I know what I mean.
Listen, boy, you're hittinglike a fine woman.
Boy, that's your mother, that'syour mother.
Boy Can't roll.
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Leave him alone.
John Can't roll.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
He's such a sweet man .
Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
And he's got big muscles.
This is gone beyond.
This is beyond parody at thispoint, man, and we're going to
leave you with that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
We need to stop this and bring the Burning the Juice
song back out.
Yeah, I think that's a littleless.
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Yeah, we're going to end it with that and, jay, do
you have any departing words?
Besides, it's such I'd like tosay to Cadence.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Thank you for offering.
Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, we appreciate it.
Yeah, no joke.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I'm so happy that you found something that is filling
your heart and everything else.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Sure, there's nothing wrong with it, just to me going
to church.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I did try to do that once for a cousin of mine a long
time ago in high school and I'mnot kidding, dude, it is.
It's not fair to you guys andit's not fair to me to be there,
because it's not something thatI have any interest at all in.
So, I'd be going there and itwould just be, it'd be fake, you
(01:07:50):
know, like, oh yeah, Jesus,this is singing a song my God,
is it awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
God, he reigns.
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
John's ready for you.
Oh yeah, jesus is singing asong.
My God, is it awesome, god hereigns, john's ready for you.
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
He'll go to church with you.
Shine, Jesus, shine.
I like that song, actually Ilike a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
That song is kind of catchy.
Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
It was Catholic.
If they still do this I don'tknow if they do it was Catholic
Schools Week, probably maybe afew weeks ago.
They always did it in thesecond week of February or third
week of February.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
So, dude, we need to go to by the way, we need to go
to Calvert.
Why is that?
Calvert's doing Shrek as theirplay?
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
What Calvert is doing Shrek.
Why is Calvert doing coolfucking shit like that when I'm
not there?
Bastards, because they knew youwere blasphemous.
I know bastards because theyknew you're blasphemous.
I know that's true.
I don't blame them.
There's a way they're doing amusical shrek.
Yeah, dude, that's fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Yeah, calvert school's doing.
Uh, mindy, uh, jennifer sharedit.
Hmm, yeah, and I'm like uhgotta go so I want to get.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
We have no reason to be there outside of.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
We're just big fans of shrek, so yeah, well, I don't
care, I want to see how good itis.
You just, we get a shrek real,real, real quick.
Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Did you see the screen like the little teaser of
the new shrek movie, how theykind of changed the art style a
little bit?
You know it looks really,really, real quick.
Man, I just want to show youit's different, but it's.
I mean it doesn't look thatdifferent, I mean, but it's, I
don't know man.
Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Hey Magic Mirror.
Who's the fairest of them all?
Why, shrek, of course.
Ew dad, woohoo mom.
Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yeah, see, like it didn't look that bad.
Yeah, well, people are losingtheir fucking minds over this
right now.
What looks different about him?
Light, look at fiona.
Yeah, fiona don't look rightand donkey's awful because
donkey looks different.
Shrek don't look that bad.
Okay, now here's my question.
Sedina, sedena or whatever hername is, she's doing one of the
(01:09:51):
daughters of.
Where's the other two kids, ordo they address that?
I don't know, but anyway,people are losing their fucking
minds over this kind of littleredesign of shrek.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I don't whatever oh, yeah, right here it is dude dude
, that's fucking sweet man shrek, the musical junior, will be
march 28th and 29th at 7 pm, soit's like.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
So what?
The junior high kids are doingit, or is it like the high
school kids, or is it everybody,or is it all encompassing?
It says contact high schooloffice for teachers.
Okay, high school, maybe thejunior high, $10, dude, the
junior, oh, dude, we're going,man, we'll be like, yeah, shrek,
it's like who's your kid.
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Oh have kids, I go here.
We just really like shrek, canwe borrow yours, can we borrow
your kids?
Actually, who's the?
Who's the?
Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
blonde up there, that's my daughter no joke, I'm
off the whole week and I don'thave anything booked, there you
go.
Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
But yeah, we're good, we're gonna leave you with that
, everybody.
Uh shoot us on facebook if youwant and tell us how uh how
awesome we are and, uh, you canfind us on Spotify.
I mean, you know that by now,because you're listening to this
.
Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
I forgot to bring up my movie, but I'll bring it up
next week.
Okay, that's all good.
Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, we sound like we ain't going to do this next
week.
If you don't have anythingfurther to say, yes, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
No, I just want to say thank you everybody for
listening.
Yeah, everybody internationally.
You guys are still enjoyingdomestically.
Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
We, we love you and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I'm john brickner and I'm jason sugar peace.
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:03):
, it's not my day.
This is our day.
It's not my day, this is ourday.
And it's every day with Johnand Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:23):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Hey, what's up everybody?
Welcome to another episode ofBack or it's Every Day with John
(01:47):
and Jay.
I almost forgot our goddamn newthing that we've been doing for
20 episodes.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, we're back for just onemore episode and that's it,
we're done.
No, just kidding.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We're never.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
you can't quit us, we're never we're never leaving,
ever Can't get rid of us.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So today we got a lot of thingsto talk about.
I was just reading kind ofcurrent events.
Did you see that the drummerfor my Chemical Romance was
found dead?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you serious?
Yeah, look it up.
Did that happen a while ago,though, did it?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I swear to God.
I saw that in the news like awhile ago.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I thought they just found him, unless I'm fucking
yeah, and I just oxide canistersnext to his body bet you that
he hauls.
I bet you hauls ass yeah, hedied nove 24th 2024.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh, okay, but I guess the.
They just didn't see thecanister until now.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, I guess, Wait a second.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I think I remember something.
I remember something, hey, wait.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I remembered something.
Well, wait a minute.
What were those canisters doing?
By his body, bob, you weretrying to tell me.
You just brought those up toour attention.
Now what?
I didn't think you wererelevant, damn it.
You've been on the force for 20years.
This is a rookie mistake.
This is a rookie mistake.
You're on fire.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize that he's beendead for a while.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, I think it's the details of his death.
What the fuck, man, sir?
I think there's foul play afoot.
What makes you say that?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it
Because there's a chicken overthere and I know that's foul.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
There's a hit.
It's like my John.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Cena joke.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Arrest that chicken.
You're coming out of thestation.
We have ways of making peoplelike you talk Like Detective
Mittens.
Get Mittens in here.
Stat Lieutenant Mittens, he's atough son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You're right, he must have killed himself.
That's where those claw markscame from.
That shit's so good.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
But no.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I did see that, actually, what's crazy is dude,
one of my classmates, is in thehospital not doing very well
right now, which is crazyridiculous in the hospital not
doing very well right now, whichis crazy ridiculous.
And then, um, also um, one ofmy, when I used to dj in in, uh,
(04:33):
bellevue I'm brody cuss, I lovethat.
When I used to dj in um inbellevue, I um, I know why
you're playing that too.
So I used to dj bellevue.
I used to have it.
Uh, every year we did a birthdaybash for me, like for my dj,
and okay and uh, one of them was, uh, his name was joe block and
he was early 30s dude and hejust passed away.
(04:55):
Oh, that's just ridiculous.
He was a big dude but he lost alot of weight and shit.
And then there he goes.
No canisters were found by hisbed, not that I know.
We won't find out.
Get mittens in here, six months.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But anyway, the Academy Awards just happened
With the.
Oscars, yeah, the Oscars, andthe winner of the best actor,
and this should be the best songI love this song.
Mr Adrian Brody.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If you have not heard this, it's called Brody Quest.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's by Neil Sigurard .
I'm going to tell you what.
Go on YouTube.
There's a 10 hour loop.
I'm not.
I don't doubt that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sometimes I'll sneak in to level up and I'll turn it
on before people are supposed tocome in.
I can listen to this for 10hours, I know right.
I guess this is like theamazing horse song to his.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oscar speech was like really really long, evidently
really, let's watch it.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I want to hear it.
I want to hear that I would.
I've never seen it.
Did you see Kieranieran calkin,dude?
His speech was fuckinghilarious.
Oh my god, how long is it?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
according to this, six minutes and 50 seconds, it's
not bad and the oscar goes toadrian brody has he ever won an
Oscar before?
Yeah, he won one for thepianist the penis, the penis.
See, this would have beenbetter.
(06:34):
See, this, hold on a second.
I gotta make this better.
Like you just can't have a.
It just doesn't, just doesn'tmix well.
So I figured we will get Brody.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's perfect.
I think you lined that upperfectly.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Adrian Brody.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
This is the only way.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Dude, he should have used this.
This would have been hilarious.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I would have lost my mind if I would have heard this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Do you know what we should look up after this?
Whether Adrian Brody had areaction video to the fucking
Brody class.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I heard he was well aware of it.
I'm going to keep this going.
It just worked.
(07:58):
They're already counting medown, okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
God, thank you for this blessed life.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I'm just going to keep the song playing and the
way he's talking.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
If I may just humbly begin by giving thanks for the
tremendous outpouring of lovethat I've felt from this world
and every individual that hastreated me.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know what movie I thought he did really good in
what's that?
The Village, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I am just so fortunate.
He's up there giving aheartfelt speech and I got Brody
Quest in the background playingdude.
What a dude.
Does he have any reactions toit?
Oh, let me see here.
I know he's aware of it becauseI saw someone.
What's that noise?
(08:56):
Is that you?
That's me chewing my fuckingfingernails.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
You became a hit a few years ago with something
called Brody Quest yeah, nothingto do with this, but show the
people what the how do you knowI had nothing to do with that.
Well, do you have anything todo with what I'm about to show
the people?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, I didn't, but I just you assumed.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I did my research into my character.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
who knew that about me?
That's right.
That's what's up.
Show the people a little bit ofwhat we're talking about here.
Jim, now, believe it or not,there is 10 hours of this on
YouTube.
I bet you the 10-hour one.
It's absolutely mesmerizing.
(09:39):
And so you've joined inyourself.
You've joined yourself into theworld of social media.
Last year you started.
I'm amazed.
You took this picture ofyourself and your dog right
there.
Okay, then the world helped youby giving yourself your own
dog's body behind you over here,and then you got turned into
anamorphs.
Do you enjoy seeing yourselfsort of manipulated and turned
(10:01):
into a meme online?
If that's the extent of themanipulation, I enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, I mean it could be worse.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Not so much the fan fiction of you having a romantic
relationship with the Predator.
Is that out there?
It will be tomorrow.
Now, that would have been thesequel I wanted to see, right?
Yeah, well, how much research.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, so he is aware of it I knew as soon as you
pulled up brody quest.
I knew what you were goingafter.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I I'm just like.
I was like what if jay's gonnaknow the context?
So if I'm pulling up brodyquest because I saw he won best
actor and I'm like, oh jesus, Ihave to mention that I gotta
play brody quest because we'veplayed it before on this show,
so I I'm like dude, that'shilarious.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
A lot of those 10-hour songs we used to
challenge ourselves to level upto work.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Got to get through the day while playing 10-hour
versions.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
The only one I did was Pikachu song.
I did make it 10 hours throughthat.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What's the Pikachu song?
Pull it up 10 hours throughthat what's?
What's the?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
pikachu song.
Pull it out, pikachu song.
It's pikachu, you'll probablylike it.
I think it's a I, I I'm aboutto fly, that kind of.
Yeah, it's really the pikachusong.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I spell pikachu, this thing, I don't know no that's
not it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
PP Pikachu song no Pikachu song one hour.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Nope, that's not it, it goes, it goes.
Pika Pika, pika Pika.
That's it.
Right, there it is.
It's actually catchy, I alreadylike it.
Pika P is it's actually catchy,I already like it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
10-hour loop of this.
I like the house fucking techno.
You're going to like it when itpicks up, dude, you listen to
this for 10 hours.
10 hours, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh, I can listen to this all fucking day and night.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wait till he gets into it.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Really good.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's got an aqua feel to it holy shit, this is
awesome you got that euro pop.
Fucking, I love it.
You think that's what came outfirst, this or that fucking.
(12:54):
Uh, you know what I'm talkingabout.
Um, there's a crab, the dieantwoord song.
She uses that.
This came out way first, thiscame out.
So she you think she used thatfrom this probably I, I am your
butterfly.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, no, this came out, way I did this at the old
level.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh okay, Enter the ninja.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Did you?
You've heard there's the CrabIsland song, the crab song.
Oh my God, we're going throughall these crazy songs.
Crab Island song, I think it'sthe crab song, something like
that, like it's a bunch of crabs.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Right, there, it is Top one.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, yeah, there's 10 hours of this too, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's actually pretty catchy.
I'll do these loop songs.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
They're fucking crazy .
I mean, you usually want to tryto get something that's kind of
an earworm, but then it getskind of numb.
You get numb to it after awhile.
I'm just getting sleepy fromall the fucking seed noises.
(13:58):
I don't like water, though.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What the fuck?
Yup, it's called Crab Rib.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh, this has to be good, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Fucking 90s, goddamn house shit, dude.
Oh yeah, this is crowd-raising,dude, they're dancing oh yeah,
this is crowd-raising Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
they're dancing.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Oh, I could definitely listen to this for 10
hours, kind of hypnotic dudeWatching them, kind of dance
back and forth.
That's pretty legit.
You ever see those videos offucking crabs?
Like there's little babyturtles, they hatch and then
(15:14):
they start walking toward thewater and just crap like crabs
just yank, just pick them up andjust take off with them.
No, you ever see those videos,dude.
It sounds fucking horrible it'sjust now, would you?
now, you know there's some, someplaces, there's laws.
It gets intervening in that youcan get arrested.
If you intervene, like if yousave the baby turtle, you can
(15:35):
get arrested for that like, likea wildlife violation, because
you're, you're, you areinterfering, interfering in the
natural cause of of life, orwhatever what about Amazing
Horse dude?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
you ever seen that one dude?
I don't know any of theseAmazing Horse.
Amazing Horse yes, amazingHorse song.
Ah, right there, yep, that one.
This is one of.
This is another one we tried todo.
You'll probably like it.
Oh, I've heard this this isanother one we tried to do.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
You'll probably like it oh.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I've heard this Give it a lick.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
It tastes just like raisins have a stroke of its
pain.
It turns into a plane and thenit turns back again when you tug
on its wing.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Ooh, that's dirty, do you think so?
Well, I better not show youwhere the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade.
I love the techno shit.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I love this man.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
They're the first couple.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I love this and all the other places too, I think
you'll find that the universepretty much does everything.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
I love this Shut up woman.
Get up my horse.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Look at my horse and then it just starts over.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick, dude.
These are all those fuckingcrazy songs, man Dude.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
the first comment on YouTube was like can someone
please make a 20-hour version ofthis?
I'm tired of clicking replay.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Dude too, it's like.
Can someone please make a 20hour version of this?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I'm tired of clicking replay, dude.
I love these 10 hour videos.
Oh, dude, you got 10 hourweebles, dude.
Let's check out some of these.
I saw the norwall's one, theother day badger.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
That's a classic, I do remember.
Go ahead and click it mushroommushroom mushroom, mushroom,
mushroom, mushroom, mushroom.
Mushroom, mushroom.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
This would drive me insane, I couldn't do this.
What about the Norwalk song?
I saw that was like Right downthere, oh yeah, right there, a
second Norwalk.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Norwalk Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion
Cause they are so awesome,norwalk.
Norwalk Right down there, ohyeah, right there.
A second.
Now I'm swimming in the oceanCausing a commotion Because they
are so awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now I'm swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty
wide.
You ever want to piss Joe off?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Just teach his kids that there's these.
Oh, that's a great idea,because they love this stuff.
Yeah, and they make him play itall day.
This is something I think hiskids would like fucking go.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Besides that part, oh my God, nor was there.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Bet, your bet, your bet.
Russian dancing man, oh god.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Donald Trump plays this on loop.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I was gonna say Watch out Ukraine, donald Trump plays
this on loop.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
I was going to say watch out Ukraine.
I also got this ballpoint pen.
We're Russian dancing men.
We're only dancing now, andthen we started off at our last
minute.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Get Donald Trump's hands.
We'll be going home again.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
We're Russian dancing men.
Our favorite pepper is cayenne.
We're dancing right next to BigBen.
Come on and see us.
Bo-ben Hells we'reenne we'redancing right next to Big Ben.
Come on and see us.
Boogie Hells were Russian andwe're dancing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And we always keep spare pants in case of accidents
while boogieing Cause Russianslove to boogie Russians love to
boogie Dude.
I saw Eurovision's live andkicking right now.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
We get a lot of videos um.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
They got like celebrity stuff going up, yeah
something like no, like, um,some artists have been fucking.
I've been getting like emailsand youtube video fucking posts.
I haven't got to watch any ofthem, but I know I saw the
eurovision's kind of kicking upright now yeah, I think like
preliminaries have started,because in may I think is like
the live shows and stuff.
Never seen anyone like thisbefore you know what.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let's check it out.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Never seen anyone like this before.
Never seen anyone like thisbefore, before we are alive.
I love that song.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Ooh, oh yeah, they already got the national final
people up already, holy shitdude.
Like the finalists, for each isthat germany.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Is that what you were watching?
Yeah, so let's go dude, youknow damn well germany is gonna
be fucking.
Now look at germany, it's afemale singer.
Dude, you know damn what'sgonna be bad you just want to go
right to germany let's driveinto germany, all right let's
dive into germany here.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
See what they got.
I like that dude withorchestral shit.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
okay, okay, I like that dude.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I like the vibe dude.
I like the vibe of this.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
If you like this.
I got a new group for you tolisten to, Because I just got a
new album from them.
I never heard of them before,but they're fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
There's a little recap video of all the countries
so far.
Oh really.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, let's watch this.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, let's see that.
So I think this is.
You can watch all the songs Etsongs entries that have been
selected so far for Eurovision2025.
I think they just play littlesnippets, so I mean yeah, Not
digging it I.
Just probably Not digging it.
(21:48):
It's probably part of theirlike heritage and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It doesn't resonate with me.
Throw that shit in the trash.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, this ain't winning.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I like that.
I was questionable until hecame in with that.
I was hoping he'd pick up.
I like that.
Chant Run, run, run.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I mean it's Armenia, man.
Is it a system of a down fromArmenia?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Australia.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Milkshake man.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Australia brings it dude, dude.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I like it.
If something really tickles mypickle, I'm probably gonna go
watch the whole thing.
I like it.
I love weird Eurovision songs,not songs no.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Like a new Justin Timberlake song.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Kazakhstan I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I'll give respect to like incorporating like your
nationality and stuff into it,but damn it, I want awesome,
crazy Euro, shit, belgium.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's like Boy George dude.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
It does Strobe lights .
Oh, bring it in.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh, please, oh God.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Oh, oh, come on please give it oh, jesus,
they're building to it yes dude.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's screaming, that's singing dude.
That was great.
I wanted more of that.
What is a little big?
It doesn't look a little big.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Everyone's trying to cash it on the coffee craze.
That's a breed of carpenterespresso.
Mash the ato Estonia espressomakia.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah next, there's nothing that makes you stand out
.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah it just sounds like every other kind of lame
euro finland.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I like the beat, but it's not pulling me in yeah it's
very nice.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
It clashes man yeah.
Grease, it clashes man yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Grease Sounds like something off a Disney
soundtrack.
Is this a new Wicked song?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, and the thing is, a lot of these songs win
every year too, like the crazyfun Euro fucking pop songs.
They make it far but they neverwin.
These are the type of songsthat always win.
I hate it.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Like come on, man, ooh Eastland I see that I like
that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, what?
Yeah, yeah Ding dong.
Oh yeah, yeah ding dong.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Listen, bombay, it's all right.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I like this.
It's got a 90s vibe.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Ooh, I like that background.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I like this a little bit up.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
We'll go back to that .
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Ireland.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I want to see the red-haired boy George guy do.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Come on I need a good like.
Snow White opened a door, whatthe fuck?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
It's hilarious dude, I love that.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Eat your maggot cheese and play something harder
.
I was telling Sarah about that.
Italians eat maggot cheese.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Ew, mattia about that italians eat maggot cheese?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
ew, yeah, sounds like a piece of a vagina.
Oh man, I was shaving and I cutmy labia these, yeah, these
vibey songs never do well.
Oh, they don't, no hell no, whywould you go with it then?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, these songs never win Lithuania.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Who says that the whole time That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
At least it's a rock band of sorts.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Lock some bars.
Oh, that a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's got that catchy hook to it yeah yeah, look at
you, big girl.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's Mediterranean.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Lizzo.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
What did she just say it be serving?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
cunt.
It's spelled differently fromAmerican cunt, it's K-A-N-T,
which.
I wonder what the translationto that is.
But you're hearing it I'mserving cunt.
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I like that she did.
Oh, she was doing it when I wasdoing it, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Montenegro.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That's a Montenegro on it.
What's the name of the song?
Doorbell Clear A Cell.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Clear A.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Cell.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Do-bro-do-el Clearacel Dobra.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Dobro Dosel oh Norway .
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I like this I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
A little poppy Got a little pop to it.
It's like a boy band Boy band.
Got a boy band pop to it.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Baby, when the lights go out.
Everything about a king Alittle vanilla.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Now I feel like I'm about to die.
Yeah, I'm like god of war rightnow.
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Slovenia.
Slovenia.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
More like.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Slovenia, slovakia.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Sleepvenia, because I'm bored.
Sleepvenia.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Nice, okay, nice.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Spanish.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh, I like that.
Okay, little hip hop beat to ityeah okay, oh, that camera's
cool.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Okay, please don't hurt me, lasha President.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Trump saw me Do me.
It writes itself it really does.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Is it called Bird of Prey?
Yeah, it's a little innuendo.
I think the one we wanted towatch was Boy George.
What was the other one?
Ireland?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Ireland yeah yeah, let's check these out ireland.
So we didn't even get the bigheavy hitters like sweden or any
of their, any of like the big,big countries it's really cool
to see this because there's somereally good ones.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I like that girl too.
Man, when she did that hookdude, I was like wow, dude
usually they have a music video.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Oh, oh, here we go.
I want to hear the officialvideo ready for takeoff.
You've probably heard aboutthis brave little girl.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
All we know is that she saved the world.
She got sent away, but shewasn't afraid, though she was
alone in the dark big space.
Left, a cheering crowd wentabove the clouds, rocket going
high.
Then they said goodbye.
She still wonders why, but sheloves to fly.
(33:30):
I like it.
I love that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh yeah, that's techno shit.
I like that.
I'd love to go to an EDM show,dude.
That'd be so awesome.
There it is.
Yeah, it's all good yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
We'll listen to more of this.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What's the other?
What's the other?
Oh, we gotta go.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
We gotta take a break real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Son of a bitch More, more Eurovision.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Eurovision pop off More Eurovision, eurovision
pop-off, more Eurovision pop-off.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
When we come back after this yes, hey, can you
pass me that controller overthere?
Don't press that button, goddamn it.
You just turned on my.
You turned it on you, dumbass,fucking idiot.
(34:50):
You did something, but you justdon't fucking realize you don't
know much about it.
You shouldn't touch any of myshit, because I get really
pissed off and I want to fuckingpound it.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Listen, it don't really matter to me, but you off
and I want to fucking pound it.
Listen, it don't really matterto me, but you can't turn on my
fucking PS3.
You don't have to turn on myPS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Somewhere somehow somebody must have really taught
you not how to respect my shit.
I'm about to turn around andpunch you in the fucking mouth
to bust open your motherfuckinglips.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Dumbass Shouldn't have to touch on my shop.
Dude, I'm about to punch youright where you eat food, cause
you don't have to turn on my PS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3now you don't have to turn on my
PS3.
(36:01):
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
No, this ain't gonna be thefirst.
Then go get me a drink.
I got a lot of thirst.
I'm tired of doing this all foryou.
You fucked up my games.
Now I play GTA 2.
(36:22):
Hey man, listen, I knowaccidents happen.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
That's how you were born, but I don't really
appreciate you turning on my PS3and fucking up my games
Somewhere somehow somebody musthave fucked up my goddamn game
disc and all they think is I'mjust supposed to look at them,
not get pissed, and just say awman, tsk, tsk, ha, ha, ha, ha,
(36:54):
ha ha dumbass.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
It don't really matter to me, but you owe me
another GTA for the PS3.
You don't have to turn on myPS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
No, don't have to turn on myPS3.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
(37:20):
No, don't have to turn on myPS3.
Put that fucking thing down.
Don't have to turn on my PS3.
Stop.
Turn on my PSD.
Put that fucking thing down.
Don't have to turn on my PSD.
Stop.
Listen, man, when I tell you toput something down, you put it
down.
Pass it to me nicely, don't actlike a fool.
(37:41):
Look, you scratched my goddamndisc in broad daylight and you
scratched it.
Scratch, scratch.
Get broad daylight and youscratch it Scratch.
Now I'm going to have to goback up to level up and get a
new one.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
What a son of a God damn it.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
How am I supposed to beat it?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the BestFreaking Podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
It.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jbaby.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
You got that, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Now check it out.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yo, what's up, we're back and we're going to keep
going.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
We're going through the.
We need some more Eurovision topop off.
We need more.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Eurovision.
We're going through the.
The fucking kill Ukrainians.
The kill Ukrainians.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I'm sorry, that's horrible.
We're going through.
It sounded Russian so I had tokeep, keep going.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
We're going through the eurovision 2025.
Uh, it's like you don't go fullretard.
Well, so what was that countrywith the redheaded person?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't know he's right there.
I can see his oh really, whereit was right there see his
picture right there.
I don't know which one.
He was.
This person?
Yeah, that's him.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
There's cunt.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I kind of like the cunt song.
I ain't gonna lie, that one wasa good one.
That's Ireland.
That's the one we listen to.
I kind of like the Luxembourg's.
We need to watch that one.
No, there it is Belgium,belgium.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, it was Belgium.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Let's watch Belgium and Luxembourg.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
I'm going to be listening to this song a lot.
That sounds some shit bro.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
You know what they need to do Come out with a
compilation Eurovision album.
They used to For every fuckingyear they used to.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I would buy the motherfucker I think they you,
that you could buy, that youcan't buy compilation albums of
eurovision?
Dude I just don't sell it here,you just have to buy it on
international overseas.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yeah, all right there , it is dude, he's got.
They got the whole fuckingthing right there.
Wow, it comes right out.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
There's not a lot of strobe lights.
It's kind of a misappetite.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
There's a song called Strobe Lights.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Get it lesbian, man yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Belgium.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Belgium, I would have named it Waffles, waffles.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Feel the connection when the blocks never tick.
Love is the end that comes downthrough the looking glass.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Squeeze them peaches dude, there you go, squeeze them
peaches.
Dude, here it is, fill them up.
Baby, fucking love that shit.
Yes, yeah, that's fucking meaty.
I'd love to DJ a techno show.
(41:27):
That would be cool, dude.
Oh man, oh man, feel theconnection.
Thoughts never taken.
Love is the end.
Look down through the lookingglass.
(41:50):
Stronger eyes getting us inyour eyes.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Cutting any haze.
We're floating on this spaceCan't die.
Oh, I feel so alive.
There's got to be a goodinterlude here.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Oh God, yes, that's what I want to say.
God, that's badass.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Play it, Bobby, from King of the Hills.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Stay.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I dig that.
That was legit.
What was it Luxembourg?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Lux, dig that that was legit, let's look up, what
was it?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Luxembourg?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You know, we govern ourselves kind of like a
Luxembourg.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
What's that, bro?
Snoop Dogg from Star Skate.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Watch Dude.
This looks awesome.
I'm so excited to watch this.
Just the hook on it is so good.
I don't know if the song isreally the greatest, but Is this
?
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Oh, this is from one hook on it's so good.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
I don't know, like I don't know, if the song's really
the greatest, but is this?
Oh, this is from one okay.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
I'm not your puppet.
It's like that.
It's like that Circumcised.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Circumcised.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
What do they do?
Do they speak French?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
They can speak whatever they want technically.
I think she's speaking French.
It is French.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Dude, I could fucking jam this shit.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
La poopy poopy.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
You know what she needs A deep voice.
Coming in on the second part,that would be sweet.
Service cunt, service cunt,service cunt.
That was great dude.
Hey, okay, so another one.
(44:40):
I think you'd like dude, checkout Allison.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Wonderland Alice, allison, allison.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
A-L-I-S-O-N Wonderland.
And see what you think.
It's a new album I got becauseI've been addicted to whatnot
since John showed me it, so I'vebeen spending ungodly amounts
of money on it.
Okay, and I think the one Ireally like is like Fuck you and
Fuck Me or something like that.
I've heard of this girl butDude, she's legit.
(45:09):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
We'll just go over, Paige her artist.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
It's called like fuck you, fuck me, or something like
that.
I don't know I like that song,but her whole album that I'm
listening to is fucking good.
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Fuck you, fuck me.
I'm just going to put thelyrics.
I don't Fuck you, love you yeahthat's it.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
That's it.
It's not hardcore techno, but Ilike it.
It's got like a dubstep stylefeel to it, I think too much
need to switch up.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Fuck you, love you, hate you want you.
Fuck you, love you, hate you,want you.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Dude, I like that.
That's good.
Alice, dude, she's amazing.
I just bought her for fivebucks.
It was on the $5 show, brandnew album and love edm.
So I'm like, dude, like I'llgive it a whirl, let's try it
(46:42):
out I always like to go to theirpopular.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, go to their popular shit, let's just six
years ago.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Let's just run this, see what it is.
It's kind of hot too.
Trippy red, Trippie Redd.
Come on, come ride with me,babe.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Sonny, are you riding a dive for me?
Babe, are you running off?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I already are Sounds like the Super Bowl halftime
show.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I love Kendrick Lamar .
Speaker 2 (47:49):
This is fight, kind of fight, three fucking quarters
of the song.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
I hope he breaks me a Butterfinger.
Oh he's back.
Oh he's got my Butterfinger, ohhe's back.
Oh, he's got my Butterfinger.
Oh, it's McLovin, it's McLovin,it is.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
It is McLovin, dude, dude.
I thought he was going in toget liquor dude Remember.
Yeah, Dude, I didn't realize.
Dude, that was really him.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
That's hilarious, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Isn't his name like Michael Mintz-Plasse or
something like that?
Oh, she's held captive.
Whoa dude.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Bro, this is like some sort of like.
It's like fucking Stan, stan,that's what else you do.
(49:24):
What else go on?
Yeah, stan, dude Ooh I've beenenamored by this music video.
(49:56):
Man.
I'm curious what he's going todo.
My parents had a station wagonlike that one time.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
This video is crazy.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
I know man, I'm just, I'm enamored.
Oh, she's leaking.
Dude, she's escaping, get her.
Or did he do that on purpose?
Oh, he's gonna go chase her.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
What, oh, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Oh, have you heard of the group um speak.
They're russians, they're likea, it's a, it's a.
Uh, they're, they are, they're,they're out there.
Uh, they're kind of to edm verylet's check them out uh, not
sure if you'll vibe with them,but uh, I love them, but they're
, it's a, uh, it's a uh, they'reuh like a husband, not husband
and wife, but they're, they'retogether, they got kids and but
(51:16):
I love them, but it's a, it's a,they're like a, not husband and
wife, but they're together,they got kids and stuff together
.
It's almost kind of like a DieAntwoord, except it's Russian,
just think of that oh okay, theykind of think of that in a way
Makes it easier to comprehend.
Yeah, I'll just go with this one.
I think you showed me thesehave.
I showed you these guys before.
(51:37):
They're very anti-poo yeah yepyou have, okay, I'm down to
watch it again.
Yeah, yeah, we watched this, soI remember this okay, I can't
remember if I showed you thisguy or not.
Dude, it sounds just like DianeWard.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
I told you.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
It's just a Russian Diane Ward really, dude.
This marching one is one of myfavorite ones.
Yeah, very anti-Putinanti-government Russian shit.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
I'm surprised they're allowed to make this shit.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
They're not.
They're not, trust me.
Their concerts have to be veryunderground.
Yeah, dude, I love these.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I hate the fucking.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Dude, I hate that bass.
I love the bass, but I hate it.
I love it, man.
I hate that bass because itsounds like your speakers are
blowing Even when it's not.
I hate that bass.
I love the bass, but I hate it.
I love it, man.
I hate that bass because itsounds like your speakers are
blowing Like even when it's not.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
I hate that.
I think it's supposed to bejarring, I know, but I hate that
.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I think that's the point, because you can't bump
them in your car, because youthink you're blowing your shit
up and then they just came outwith a kind of Did I show you
kind of their newer stuff?
Speaker 3 (53:14):
No, so it has kind of a little rock metal vibe to it
too.
Yeah, this is it.
This song is out there.
Man, you'll want me when I'mback.
Paz and Virginia FuckingRussian soldier uniforms and
(53:45):
shit.
Dude, paz and Virginia Paz andVirginia.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
I know dude.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
You know what this video reminds me of, though
what's that?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
infant annihilator?
Oh, yeah, yeah decapitation,fornication, dude that video.
Yeah holy shit man.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
So yeah we watch out.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Let's watch that real quick.
Yeah, why not?
Because they do it in the woods, where they're drumming on
mushrooms and shit what was itinfant?
Annihilator infantnihilatorInfant Annihilator Fornication.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Decapitation, fornication, what was?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
it.
I think it's Fornication,decapitation, decapitation,
fornication.
There it is the top one.
These guys are fucking hard man.
These guys are nutty.
(55:16):
I love these guys too.
That's so gross, dude.
(55:36):
I love the breakdown in thissong.
Speaker 3 (56:05):
These guys are so fucking hard.
This is deathcore done at itsfinest right here.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
It was so good and I like the mockery of having a
drum set and the words made ofsticks, mockery of having a drum
set and the woods made ofsticks.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
It's so brutal but they're not taking.
It's not being taken seriously.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
I love it.
It's so funny.
There it goes, again they dothis and then it comes to a
fucking breakdown and it'sfucking nasty.
(56:45):
So goddamn hard oh dude.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Those fucking sweeps, dude.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
I'm.
You gotta check out the videoalone it's.
My face is melting.
Listen, I'm trying to go intofull snake face mode, but I
(57:25):
can't because I'm laughing atthe music video.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
The music video is hilarious.
Oh, here comes Dart Harder,dude, I love that shit.
This is called Infinite,infinite annihilator and it's
called, uh, decapitationfornication.
(57:47):
God, how old is this video,dude?
What's it saying?
12 years ago?
Yeah, I remember I was workingthat.
Level up the old store and uh,that's where it was dude.
That's where I learned it.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Dad, can you sing a song from your generation?
Okay, son, this is calledDecapitation.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Fornication Metal is a serious genre that is deep and
philosophical and deals withmature topics.
There's another band that I got, I bought.
I bought an album to.
I never listened to man, Ihaven't listened to him yet.
It's called like omega death orsomething like that, not mega
death, but I'll say mega deathquestion mark black.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
I love reading comments on YouTube.
They're fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
I want to see what the fuck I don't know.
Excuse me excuse me I don'tremember what the fuck her name
(59:12):
is.
I'll have to remember for nextweek.
But dude, I was like dude, likejust the front of the cover,
look fucking badass.
And I couldn't, fucking, Ican't remember what it was.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
How many times have you ever bought a CD with the
cover looking badass but themusic being really shitty?
Can you recall that everhappening, where you see the
cover and you're like, dude,these guys have to be good.
And then you listen to the song?
Speaker 2 (59:33):
That was every time I die.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
That was probably one , they're okay I mean they're,
they're a post-hardcore, they'rekind of like, kind of like in
that genre I can't really thinkof anything.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
I just want to know if, like I'm, telling you one
that I that I no joke I'm sohappy and I'd love to buy the
album too, but the album isridiculously expensive.
I used to go to Walmart and I'djust look for bands that had
metal-sounding names and I'd belike I'm going to fucking play
these dudes, it's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Remember Walmart had them little tester things that
you could just listen to maybe15 seconds of a song, and I tell
you it better be banging.
Hot Topic did too.
Hot Topic had to say Hot Topic,you can listen to the whole
fucking album if you wanted to.
Walmart was just like a littleteaser.
You can listen to about four orfive tracks in 10 seconds each.
I remember Hot Topic at onepoint you could listen to the
(01:00:26):
whole fucking thing, start tofinish if you wanted to, but I
listened to the first couplesongs and if it hooks me, in
right away.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I'll probably pick it up.
No joke.
Uh, demon hunter, okay, demonhunter, storm the gates of hell,
and no what.
What I like about them I'm notreally huge into religion, if
you couldn't tell oh, they're abig religion?
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
they are, but they're fucking brutal.
Yeah, dude even like.
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Even their slow songs are fucking great.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
That's why that's why when people go oh metal satanic
, like it really isn't, a lot ofit has to deal with really
deep-rooted philosophical youknow, uh, and mental issues, and
a lot of it is spiritual too.
A lot of it's spiritual.
So it's it's like people whosay ignorant shit like oh metal
is satanic, it it?
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
no, it's really not satanic is fucking country music
.
It really is.
It's not saying there are thereare some, but I'm gonna say
like like ghost.
Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I like ghosts though.
They're fucking awesome.
I kind of do too, then I don'tknow why I'm not really a huge
fan, but they're coming tocleveland.
Man, I really want to go seethem, but their tickets are
really pricey and I'm just likeI don't know.
To Cleveland man, I really wantto go see them, but their
tickets are really pricey andI'm just like I don't know, see
Pantera with Monomars I wantedto see them too.
That'd be sweet Monomarsplaying with them.
I know that's.
They're awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Those guys don't even .
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
those are just Nordic , nordic dudes, man.
Yeah, and a lot to do withtheir fucking roots and where
they're from and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
you know, that's well , that's how it is, man roots
bloody roots but no, demonhunter is definitely one of them
.
Um, speaking on religion uh, wegot, oh, jesus I hate when you
train, you, you train uh, I wantto give a shout out to Cadence
(01:02:20):
Campbell.
Okay, because she got a hold ofme tonight and asked if we
would ever, if sometime, wewould ever be interested in
going to church with her.
I said no, Unfortunately we arenot church-going people.
Here's the reason why Not thatI have anything else better to
do on a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Doesn't she live in Kentucky or something?
No, she lives back in Tiffany.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I just want to say I would never knock on anybody for
going to church.
Whatever you want to do, thatis totally for you.
Unfortunately, it just doesn'ttickle my berries.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
What kind of church are we talking?
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Episcopalian fucking Catholic, because I don't do the
Catholic thing Vegetarian.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Vegetarian omnivore yeah it's not for me the one
thing.
Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I don't like when people ask I'm not saying, this
is what she was doing.
Tell the truth.
I don't like when people askyou know I'm not saying she,
this is what she was doing, buttell the truth.
You usually usually what peopleask me to go to church and if I
would be like, oh, okay, I'llgo with you.
A lot of times I feel likepeople are trying to convert me
and I just feel pressured and Idon't like it.
I don't like here's the thing,dude, like if you just want me
(01:03:31):
to come and just like vibe andhang out and just kind of get a
few, you know, just hang outlike if there's no pressure,
then okay, you know, because alot of churches have like like
these big, like these huge megachurches have like really good
production values and music.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I've just I know well , yeah, I was saving on taxes.
Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Yeah, yeah.
So it's because actually Ifollow, I watch a few youtube,
uh, youtube musicians on.
Like there are a couple ofdrummers, but they, they, their
main gig is that they are adrummer there.
He's a drummer for a big, megachurch and he, he, he, he goes
through his whole.
Like I always like it from atechnical standpoint, but, like
(01:04:10):
you know, it's like I like, Ilike what Bill does, that's what
my brother.
Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
He's a drummer for Greece.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like would I entertainthat Maybe Would I ever join?
No, would I ever believe in God?
No, were you.
Are you going to convert me tobelieve in God?
No, and Jesus no.
So it's not happening in amillion years.
Will I entertain?
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I think we found another character for our
podcast.
What Will I entertain?
I think we found anothercharacter for our podcast.
What's that?
Jesus and God.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Jesus and God, we put our voices down like what do
you think of this?
He's a fucking asshole.
God.
Fuck you, man.
I'm going to bring thedamnation upon thee.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
As I lay my hand upon thee.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Lay my hand, my righteous.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
You know my name is the lord, but he loves you but
no, anyway, like you're a lot,you're a lot better than me,
because I don't even entertainyou me.
Here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Oh, I don't like, I'm not saying I was gonna go, I'm
just saying well, you're even.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
You're even I.
That's even farther than I getMe it's.
If I have to fake my way tomake it, I'm not fucking doing
it and that's how I look at it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Oh, that's just being in the Catholic church all
around man.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Maybe someday I might be different, but as of right
now I'm not at all Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I've been indoctrinated my whole life and
I tell you, once you get out ofit, it's freeing and there's no
going back.
It's like coming out of a cult,A pussy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Like your mom's vagina, it's hard to get back in
.
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
It really is.
Well, unless you're into thatsort of thing, unless you're
trying, unless you're trying tosites for you to check that out.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Just sending flowers to your mom, your secret admirer
.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Who sent you flowers, Carol.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Says from JBJ.
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
What JBJ Boy you fit on my woman boy.
God, another week of this.
Carol, that's the boy.
This is fucked up.
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
This is the fuck I love you dude, I'm gonna tell
you this straight up I love youso much Just because you
entertained it and ran with it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I knew what you wanted me to.
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
You're right, cause, dude, you do your dad's fucking
impression so good.
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
I know, I know what I mean.
Listen, boy, you're hittinglike a fine woman.
Boy, that's your mother, that'syour mother.
Boy Can't roll.
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Leave him alone.
John Can't roll.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
He's such a sweet man .
Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
And he's got big muscles.
This is gone beyond.
This is beyond parody at thispoint, man, and we're going to
leave you with that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
We need to stop this and bring the Burning the Juice
song back out.
Yeah, I think that's a littleless.
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Yeah, we're going to end it with that and, jay, do
you have any departing words?
Besides, it's such I'd like tosay to Cadence.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Thank you for offering.
Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, we appreciate it.
Yeah, no joke.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I'm so happy that you found something that is filling
your heart and everything else.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Sure, there's nothing wrong with it, just to me going
to church.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I did try to do that once for a cousin of mine a long
time ago in high school and I'mnot kidding, dude, it is.
It's not fair to you guys andit's not fair to me to be there,
because it's not something thatI have any interest at all in.
So, I'd be going there and itwould just be, it'd be fake, you
(01:07:50):
know, like, oh yeah, Jesus,this is singing a song my God,
is it awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
God, he reigns.
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
John's ready for you.
Oh yeah, jesus is singing asong.
My God, is it awesome, god hereigns, john's ready for you.
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
He'll go to church with you.
Shine, Jesus, shine.
I like that song, actually Ilike a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
That song is kind of catchy.
Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
It was Catholic.
If they still do this I don'tknow if they do it was Catholic
Schools Week, probably maybe afew weeks ago.
They always did it in thesecond week of February or third
week of February.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
So, dude, we need to go to by the way, we need to go
to Calvert.
Why is that?
Calvert's doing Shrek as theirplay?
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
What Calvert is doing Shrek.
Why is Calvert doing coolfucking shit like that when I'm
not there?
Bastards, because they knew youwere blasphemous.
I know bastards because theyknew you're blasphemous.
I know that's true.
I don't blame them.
There's a way they're doing amusical shrek.
Yeah, dude, that's fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Yeah, calvert school's doing.
Uh, mindy, uh, jennifer sharedit.
Hmm, yeah, and I'm like uhgotta go so I want to get.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
We have no reason to be there outside of.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
We're just big fans of shrek, so yeah, well, I don't
care, I want to see how good itis.
You just, we get a shrek real,real, real quick.
Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Did you see the screen like the little teaser of
the new shrek movie, how theykind of changed the art style a
little bit?
You know it looks really,really, real quick.
Man, I just want to show youit's different, but it's.
I mean it doesn't look thatdifferent, I mean, but it's, I
don't know man.
Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Hey Magic Mirror.
Who's the fairest of them all?
Why, shrek, of course.
Ew dad, woohoo mom.
Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yeah, see, like it didn't look that bad.
Yeah, well, people are losingtheir fucking minds over this
right now.
What looks different about him?
Light, look at fiona.
Yeah, fiona don't look rightand donkey's awful because
donkey looks different.
Shrek don't look that bad.
Okay, now here's my question.
Sedina, sedena or whatever hername is, she's doing one of the
(01:09:51):
daughters of.
Where's the other two kids, ordo they address that?
I don't know, but anyway,people are losing their fucking
minds over this kind of littleredesign of shrek.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I don't whatever oh, yeah, right here it is dude dude
, that's fucking sweet man shrek, the musical junior, will be
march 28th and 29th at 7 pm, soit's like.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
So what?
The junior high kids are doingit, or is it like the high
school kids, or is it everybody,or is it all encompassing?
It says contact high schooloffice for teachers.
Okay, high school, maybe thejunior high, $10, dude, the
junior, oh, dude, we're going,man, we'll be like, yeah, shrek,
it's like who's your kid.
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Oh have kids, I go here.
We just really like shrek, canwe borrow yours, can we borrow
your kids?
Actually, who's the?
Who's the?
Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
blonde up there, that's my daughter no joke, I'm
off the whole week and I don'thave anything booked, there you
go.
Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
But yeah, we're good, we're gonna leave you with that
, everybody.
Uh shoot us on facebook if youwant and tell us how uh how
awesome we are and, uh, you canfind us on Spotify.
I mean, you know that by now,because you're listening to this
.
Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
I forgot to bring up my movie, but I'll bring it up
next week.
Okay, that's all good.
Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, we sound like we ain't going to do this next
week.
If you don't have anythingfurther to say, yes, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
No, I just want to say thank you everybody for
listening.
Yeah, everybody internationally.
You guys are still enjoyingdomestically.
Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
We, we love you and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I'm john brickner and I'm jason sugar peace.
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