March 24, 2025 • 73 mins
Ready for a rollercoaster ride through the weird, wonderful, and occasionally NSFW corners of pop culture? Buckle up as this episode takes you on a lightning-fast journey across wildly diverse topics that somehow all connect through the hosts' infectious enthusiasm and unfiltered commentary.
The Happy Gilmore 2 trailer serves as our jumping-off point, with deep speculation about Christopher McDonald's role as the iconic Shooter McGavin and fond reflections on Adam Sandler's refreshingly authentic public persona. From there, we time-travel through nostalgic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles memories, including the often-forgotten female turtle from "The Next Mutation" series, before discovering some hilariously inappropriate parody videos that showcase the raw, unfiltered nature of early internet humor.
Music takes center stage as we proudly introduce our band Disengage and share new tracks, then dive into reviews of Bless the Fall's metalcore sound and ABBA's surprisingly consistent comeback music. Perhaps the highlight comes when we unearth recent releases from Gunther (yes, THAT Gunther of "Ding Dong Song" fame), marveling at his continued commitment to his unique artistic character and the unexpected staying power of his distinctly European dance music style.
The episode wraps with excited reactions to newly released Mortal Kombat 2 images and reflections on how the franchise has evolved across different media formats over the years. Throughout it all, our conversation remains genuine, spontaneous, and completely uncensored – just like catching up with friends who share your passion for pop culture's strangest corners.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Comedy Skits, random bullshit, tim and Jerry.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's not your day, it's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit.
This episode of it's every daywith john and jay, let's rock
hello.
Welcome to another episode ofEveryday with John and Jerry.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We got Tim in the building everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, welcome, hello.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I hope you don't get tired of us, because there are
164 episodes now.
Too bad, we ain't going nowhere.
So here we are.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, we have the microphone and you don't, so you
?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
will listen to every damn word I have to say.
So speaking of that, did yousee the trailer for happy
gilmore 2?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
no, and I think we need to watch it okay I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm on the fence still, but I won't oh does he
have a beard any?
I guess okay, whatever one dayI knew you were gonna do that,
arnold jacko tiger okayspongebob.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
What is that?
What's with the beaver teeth?
I haven't swung a club in years.
I'm a little intimidated.
All these guys hit it big now.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I don't know where to start.
Come on, brother, Grip it andrip it.
Good job.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Daily Dude.
Is that who it is?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, happy place to something a little more.
I can't see it very well.
Age appropriate, that's betterstart it over.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
No, you're good even at the sound effects mr gilmore,
holy oh it's the orderly, yeah,yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
We're not done with golf.
Let them see the happy I fellin love with.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Good news is, we won't have to waste our money at
theaters.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Good point.
I laughed at that.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I am so sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I kind of laughed at that part when he busted you in
the fucking screen.
Yeah, that's funny, I laughedat that.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, if you're driving at 400 yards, you're
probably going to break down.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
There's not going to be a screen that's going to hold
you.
Yeah, so yeah, he's a piece ofply.
Happy drove through the goddamn screen.
I, I, that was like the onlything that legitimately you know
what I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You know what really sucks?
They didn't have christophermcdonald a whole lot in it.
He was shown for like onelittle.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I don't think he's gonna have that big of a role.
I think he's gonna have a hugerole.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He's like so, but they hit it because everybody's
looking forward to it.
That's the reason whyChristopher McDonald is the
special golfer in the new PGAgame.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Okay, yeah, he's the extra golfer.
I just got this feeling hisrole's not going to be that big.
I think it's going to be hugebecause they did that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, think about it.
Look at all the context clues.
They don't want to put him inthere, they want just this piece
.
I hope that's what it is.
I hope it's not.
It is I hope it's not.
He has a small role.
I hope he has a huge role.
It wouldn't make any sense tohave a small role.
He's an asshole.
He's the bet.
He was such a great antagonist.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't.
I don't think they introducedhim till late in the movie in my
as like some sort of like umdriving force behind something
that's preventing happy fromreaching some sort of maybe like
uh, he's coaching another.
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna berevealed late, I think, either
through the third, second orthird act.
So it all becomes right on Ithink it's gonna be one of those
(05:14):
things where it's gonna be oneof those like come to come to
grips with reality movies thatoh happy, can't do it anymore
and the time has passed him.
It's gonna be one of them kindof movies and then it's.
He's gonna try to, he's gonnaactually find a way to actually
gain momentum and he and thensomething's gonna prevent him
from getting and it's gonna be.
(05:35):
It's gonna be shooter somehoweither.
Maybe he's the uh, uh, umcommissioner now or something
where it's oh rather than dennisdugan.
Yeah, it's gonna be like he he'sthe actual commissioner of the
golf, you know pro golf tour orsomething like that.
It's gonna be revealed like,like shooter, like happy gilmore
(05:56):
.
I've been waiting 30 years forthis kind of I'm kind of hoping
I'm gonna give you one that'd bekind of cool, but I'm also like
it's, it's, it sucks, it's kindof lame, but that's how a lot
of these sequels go.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think that'd be kind of cool but I'm also like
it's, it's, it sucks, it's kindof lame, but that that's how a
lot of these sequels go.
I think it'd be kind of cool tohave, uh, and even though it
doesn't have anything to do withhappy gilmore, to have, like
chevy chase, have a small likerole as his, his old caddyshack
I mean that'd be cool to kind ofmix those just kind of like
walking by and he just doessomething like his pappy's about
to putt, and it just pans pastand it's chevy chasing his pen
(06:26):
and he's walking as he just goesby and here's the
Speaker 4 (06:28):
thing that'd be fucking I'm also convinced that
happy gilmer's wardrobe is justnot a wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's just actually how adam sandler dresses that is
and you know, that's what Ilove about adam sandler when he
went to the oscars dressed likein the fucking sweatsuit.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Shit.
I'm like, dude, that's, that'swhat I like.
Yeah, that's a vibe right therethat is, I don't give a fuck.
That's like I don't care, whatare you going to do, like I
could do whatever I want.
So I, I love, I just let.
I was like good, I'm glad,because that's what I would do.
I would, fucking adam sailor, Iwould do whatever.
I would do that shit.
This dude walks down fuckingmanhattan just and he told you
(07:02):
know what it's cool this is aneveryday dude.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
He's awesome to fans too, which is really cool.
So, like my two, two of my bigtime favorite, like I love adam
sandler and I love jack blackand they're both down to earth
fucking well, jack black iscrazy, yeah, but what he's
fucking fun and they're bothreally awesome to fans.
(07:25):
They're fucking love their fansyeah, it's amazing dude, that's
.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, it's so good.
Like I said, adam saylor justwalks down manhattan and just
just shakes everyone's hand andeveryone's like, hey, sad man,
and this and that, and he's like, hey, what's up?
You know, he just just aregular dude started on snl yeah
, I just it's.
It's how the fuck did you makeit to?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
that from going overboard yeah, I mean this.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
This dude gifts his best buddies fucking maseratis
and shit man.
Well, you can you believe deedsbought us all these.
I mean adam saylor did that inreal life, gifted like sand or a
spade and all these guysfucking like maseratis and shit
man, or and chris rock and allthese guys.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
He gave him a fucking crazy cars and I love the fact
that he keeps a lot of the samepeople in his movies.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, I think it's amazing I mean, you saw farmer
fran in that, in that cliptouching his nipples the usual.
I mean what, what are?
The odds okay, so we're takingbets.
I'm gonna take bets right here.
What's the chance we're gonnasee you could do it, guy, in
this movie?
I'm gonna say almost 100percent you rob schneider I'll
(08:33):
be.
Rob schneider's gonna make anappearance in this film
regardless, but as what?
Either is he gonna be thedelivery man from big daddy or
is he gonna be the you can do itguy from water boy.
It's, it's whoa.
You know what I want?
I want alan cover to comereprise his role as a caddy.
Oh dude, that'd be dude.
(08:54):
That has to happen at theminimum dude.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I was stoked to see ben stiller in there.
Yeah, I was so excited.
That's a really that's aninteresting grandma's ass back
up yeah yeah, oh she'll.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
She'll be memorialized in this movie.
So will Chubbs and all thisother stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Carl Weathers.
Carl Weathers, yeah, sucks, hedied, I know right, because it
would be awesome to have himRight, like kind of they should
have Creed.
Like the kid that plays Creed,come on Creed.
Like the one that plays Creedin the fucking new movies, oh,
michael, michael b jordan yeah,have him come in.
And then that was chubbs dudeson, that would.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
That would be an interesting uh, kind of flip the
script, kind of dude it's justa fucking turducken hodgepodge
mix.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Uh, it's kind of like when you're playing biscuit
with four other dudes and you'reall shooting your jam on a
biscuit.
It's like a mix yeah, whoevermisses has to eat it.
What's?
That from I hate biscuits oh,you don't like biscuits or
that's the name of the thing.
I don't like it now.
It's a lot of gravy man greentrauma no, I'm just kidding,
(09:58):
that is, that's what it's called.
It's called biscuit, it'scalled plain biscuit it's a, I
guess it's a real, I guess, so Inever played.
Oh my god I'm not pulling mychode out in front of people.
Thank you, I'm using chodeagain yeah, I was like yeah I
just learned what that is.
Another couple weeks ago peoplelike it's a short, fat penis.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I'm like sweet, I got a chode, except for the fat
part so maybe it's a britishgame because they have a biscuit
, but that's more of a cookie.
It's called a chode, except forthe fat part.
So maybe it's a British gamebecause they have a biscuit, but
that's more of a cookie.
It's called a crumpet Crumpet.
You got to know what a crumpetis.
I understand Cricket.
A whole sake and sake-o-bat.
Tell me you didn't spend moneyon this.
Ooh.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Fucking turtles dude.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
They're turtles dude, that's great new game roundhead
cricket, cricket, cricket.
You gotta know what a crumpetis, understand cricket?
Let me show you.
Look at that seven runs later,freak, I got work to do, freak I
know that movie dude I'mfucking, I do, I'm picturing it
(11:00):
all while you're fuckingreciting it, dude.
I ain't finished with you.
God, dude, how jarring I meannot jarring, but how like.
As a kid you don't see thattheaters and you hear the
turtles swearing like notswearing, swearing, but say damn
, Like I was just like what?
(11:22):
Because you know we're used tothe being like fun loving, you
know.
Yeah, they were Nickelodeon,yeah, but then, you take them
and you put them in kind oftheir comic book form, because
this is kind of.
This movie was based off acouple storylines from the comic
and I'm so glad they kept theseparate colors though.
That had to have been done.
(11:42):
Dude, that had to be done.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
To associate it.
It had to have been done.
Dude that had to associate it.
It had to, it had to be donethat's the only reason is is to
make it easier for kids tounderstand which turtle was with
.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I mean probably the reason that they you know laird
and eastman made them one colorbecause it was cheaper to draw
it that way, to color it in youfucking lazy douchebag probably,
it was probably you ruined it,you ruined it you blew it.
Oh, there's a uh turtle.
Uh, it was the um 2004 seriesfinale we're a fucking girl,
turtle or some shit yes, uh, wasit uh emily devila or no, it
(12:14):
was the.
It was in the new mutation show.
It was um demilo or somethinglike that.
It was vera demilo dude.
She was, she had, she had likefucking tits in her shell, dude
I'd fuck the shit.
I'd fuck the shit out of thechick turtle dude the puppetry
was so bad in that I oh I saw itat walmart for like six dollars
(12:36):
once.
Like the, it only ran for likewhat was it called?
Uh, teenage mutant, ninjaturtles.
The new mutation I see this.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Show us a little trailer.
Okay, yeah, dude, a little bitof this chick.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh yeah, it's a heinous, heinous fucking time in
a turtle's lore.
Well, they actually got some ofthe episodes up here.
Oh yay, you just want to seethe intro?
I guess, yeah, so we can seethis bitch.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah, oh, my god dude .
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So bad so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
This is like howard the duck meets ninja turtles
it's like howard the duck meetsfire rangers, right?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
yeah, dude it's.
I don't even see the girl.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
One, dude hold on, let me, let me find like an
episode or something real quick.
Uh, there's full episodes here,I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you don't break the bricks with your head.
You break the bricks with yourwill.
Breaking the bricks is aboutfocus and making a precise
strike.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Voila Dude, we are satellite positive.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I can't concentrate if you're gonna keep blabbing.
I'm used to cower in the sewers, cowering in the sewers, cower
in the sewers.
Go quietly, what?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
color is she?
Light blue?
What color is she?
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Light blue.
Before you break your headagainst the bricks, tell me if
I'm in your will.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, I'm leaving you my self-discipline.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Yeah, I don't know what you can sell that for, so
bad.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't like that.
Their fucking letters are up onthe internet, yeah that was a
decision, God man.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
She's tripping, she's vivaciouspping, she's here
.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
There you go.
Oh yeah, she does have a littleplumpy, she does have a little.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Little boobies going in her shell, dude no there
wasn't and we covered her inooze.
There was a fifth turtle in thejar with us.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
No, there wasn't, and we covered her in ooze, so
she's supposed to be like theserious one.
So all four of them are justcomplete dummy goofs.
And she's supposed to be likethe real ninja.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Shady Lotus what?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
is what the fuck he had, dude.
First of all, let's talk aboutthis real quick.
What is with that?
Look at how bad that is he'sgonna rob the bank dude, he's
gonna react.
What's he gonna do?
Yeah, it's a ski mask, dude,and I thought, like the masks in
like um, I forget what turtlesversion it was oh, like the.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
The Michael Bay ones.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, I thought those were bad, but this just takes
the cake.
It's salty.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I think I'm in love.
My master was part of anancient sect who stood guard
over a looking glass.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
And I like how her mask kind of like turns into a
braid, so it looks like a braid.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
An in-between play shared by advanced masters.
Dude, coming out of theirshells tour, had better costumes
than this.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Turns into a braid, so it looks like a braid Dude
Coming out of their shells tour.
Had better costumes than this.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Dude, he's checking her tits out.
Look, he's checking her boobsout.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Check them titties out, them turtle titties Dude.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Michelangelo was fucking horny as hell man.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Michelangelo's my dude man.
Yeah, he's the man.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
But yeah, that's a small sample of the next
mutation.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's one of the Lay down my little one.
We're going to cover you inooze.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, it's not very good, but the TGRI this was made
in.
Uh, it's not very good, but butthe TGRI, this was made in this
was made in 97, which was likeright at, I think, like a little
bit well, a few years after.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is my favorite one
.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh, my God dude.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I love those.
Those are the best ones.
I was all in her pussy.
She was like ah, get yourfucking ass in here, Get your
fucking ass in here.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Hey, get your fucking ass in here, dude, I fucking
love that name, dude, it's sogood.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
It's from the.
What is it from the second one?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
When he's hanging out the window.
Dude, teenage Mutant, negaTurtles.
Dude, it's so fuckingunderrated I'd watch that show.
I could watch it all day.
Nega Turtles, I'd watch thatshow.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I could watch it all day.
I actually typed it in here,dude, that's awesome dude.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Oh my god, I fucking love these.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Holy shit, what the fuck you say Pops, I didn't say
nothing.
Nah, man, what you talkingabout.
Talk that shit now Bragging onthat little dick, little green
dick.
You talking about thatHalloween snicker dick.
So you know it all?
Huh?
Well, tell me this.
Tell me, with my mom did youhit that?
Last time I checked I don'tlook like a fucking rat.
(17:51):
Nigga, raphael, stop.
Ok story time.
Get your asses over here.
You bite that.
I slap the shit out of you.
Boy, you little fat fuck.
Tell y'all something you know.
Back when I was young man, I hadseen some cheese on a board.
I was like, damn, that cheeselooked hella good.
I gotta get me some of thatshit, man.
(18:11):
So I gets the nibbling on thecheese and all of a sudden smack
it out.
Guess what?
It was Rat trap.
So the moral of the story?
Watch yourselves.
They hypnotize you with thatass and them booty shirts
twerking for a nigga.
Next thing you know theypregnant, asking you for money.
Man, these hoes is cheese on aboard.
Yo, what about this guy?
(18:34):
This ain't a trappist man.
Mother Fuck.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Nah, oh, man Fuck nah , I'm like fuck that, take your
drunk ass back upstairs.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That pussy mine, that pussy mine, that pussy mine.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
That pussy mine.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
That pussy.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Word on the street is your niece has been fucking A
red turtle.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Oh, is that right?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Tell homies, I want this nigga by the name of Red
Turtle dead the word on thestreet is your niece has been
fucking a red turtle.
Oh, is that right?
Is that right Tell?
Speaker 9 (19:10):
the homies.
I want this nigga by the nameof Red Turtle dead.
I'm being for real.
What?
It's a red turtle that talks.
She's fucking it.
What the fuck.
What the fuck?
They're turtles that talk andthey won't leave my house.
You expect me to believe whatthe fuck you're talking about.
I'm about to type that bullshiton the police report my
computer off.
Hmm, I gotta boot it up oh, andthere's a rat.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
He talks too.
Get your ass out of my officeoh look, is this a rolex.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Hey how you doing, sweet jakes.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
These are so good.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
We got red turtles ahead of us.
Fuck your niece.
What are you fucking?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
talking about.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Fucking snitch.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Fucking snitch Damn.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
There goes my rag.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I've been waiting for you, Abram.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Y'all the shredder said keep them legs closed.
Those ain't no motherfuckinggamers.
Throw this shit on for nothing.
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I didn't throw this shit on for nothing.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Alright, don't speak English.
Hold on, I got something foryou there.
You understand me.
Now Get them motherfucking legsclosed.
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Damn good kick bro, good kick bro, alright, it's
morphin' time, it's morphin'time.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
This wasn't no damn Power Rangers.
This, that nigga ain't no damnPower Rangers.
I ain't never heard nobody saythat shit.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
You understand me now .
Keep them motherfuckin' legsclosed.
What's up, what you want?
It is morphin' time.
I ain't never heard nobody saythat shit.
It's morphin' time I ain'tnever heard nobody say this it's
morph time, right I?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
ain't never heard of it.
I'm gonna tit though my nigga.
What?
Hey, let's fucking crack headup.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh, come on, hey, this crack head got hands, nigga
, this crack head's got hands,this crack head's got hands,
this crack head's got hands,this crack head's got hands.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
This crack head's got hands.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Hey nigga, stop.
Oh, that's fucked up.
I know a shortcut hey, nigga,you ain't slick we see you.
Speaker 9 (21:25):
We follow the black ass.
We make sure he don't see you.
Hey, come with me, bro, youain't slick.
I got a little to tell thestory.
I got some bitches.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Damn.
Look at the calf muscles onthat nigga.
Look at the calf muscles onthat nigga.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
That's a race off your bitch ass.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Oh he's heavy.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Hello his cell phone goes off, like I can't talk to
you right now, damn what thefuck is this?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
baby please don't die , damn shit.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
You know I whooped their ass and I laid it on this
couch that solves up.
I knew you'd discover love.
I'm going to come right to younext room.
Please, soft ass nigga, fuckout of here.
Where the fuck did I put myCheetos?
Oh hell to the Nah.
You brought this bitch back tothe single location.
She tried to catch a subway andher got knocked out.
She not going to remembernothing that happened.
You trying to hit that youtrying to hit that.
(22:23):
Go clean your motherfucking room.
Hurry up, get out of here.
Go Damn, there's a big ass soonaround.
What the fuck they feed now?
What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to fuck?
I'm telling yeah, don't mind me.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Oh, you're burning up girl.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Must be burning up my love.
I'm never seeing this one.
How are'all gonna sit there andlet this rat fuck me?
I don't care who you think I'mtrying to fuck.
I'm a super freak, right?
What the fuck you think this isBitch?
I ain't Mickey Mouse.
What's good?
She got shoes on on your couch.
Get your feet off mymotherfucking couch.
I don't know where I am.
Whoa, look at this shit.
(23:04):
Fuck your house, bitch.
This is section eight.
This is section eight.
I personally think you're uglyas fuck.
This is the fifth oh hey, bitch,you got that EDT card.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to saythat, you know?
Hey, let me get that up off yougirl, I even had my turtles
walking home.
Um, guys, you gotta leave mesome, alright?
(23:24):
Oh girl, you're so sweet, tellnobody about this location or
I'm gonna have to fuck you up.
I trust her Shut the fuck up,dude.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
I won't tell no one, you can trust me guys.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
This is so crazy dude , uh, could you please hurry the
fuck up.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Thank you, get them stamps to.
What the fuck?
Was it the feds?
Did I get my weed nigga?
It's the feds.
Did I get my weed nigga?
What's up?
What's crack?
What the fuck these niggas wantto do?
Move.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Everything looks the same.
What did they take?
Oh, a splinter Daddy, it's allyour fault.
No, no, maybe he's in the backtaking a shit.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Bullshit.
What the fuck, neo, is that you?
What the?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
fuck is that?
Speaker 9 (24:43):
It's an actual black guy too.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
What the fuck's going on in here?
Nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Nothing, nothing, 90 slow jam shit, then I'll kill
you.
Fuck you in them.
Red turtles.
Nigga, I don't give a fuck ifyou ain't worried about nothing.
Ooh, I should kill you.
See them, mice, still, nigga, Imean, shit got real.
Yeah, you ain't talking shitnow, bitch.
So turn them mice up.
(25:12):
Hector, yeah, I called youHector.
Nigga, do something.
And you Chinese Gave you aMexican name.
You, you Chinese, gave me aMexican name.
You'll get no respect to me.
I heard you singing nigga,clock out, clock out I didn't
mean to get you in troubleHector.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
That's right, I called you Hector, even though
you're an Asian guy.
Hector, I got you a piece ofthis cup, dude, dude.
When he was like about to fuckher, he was like.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
D'Angelo started it.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Yeah, dude, that is just.
I'll lick you up and down.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
The internet was so much more pure back then.
Yeah, dude, it was so muchbetter.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Oh man, it was this, I don't know Two big things of
the internet was.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Of yesteryear was.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
This and then Charlie Brown and the Easter nigga.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Was it by the same guy?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I't know, I don't know, that's a good question,
but we are coming up to easter,that's true, so it wouldn't be
too bad.
And these are all on youtube.
So, uh, teenage mutant niggaturtles.
And then charlie brown andeaston nigga, and I'm not
kidding, oh my fucking god, Ifucking love this shit.
Dude, oh man, dude, shirleyBrown in the Eastern nigga,
(26:32):
we're gonna decigigate theseeggs.
Oh my god, oh, there it is.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Dude, that's the tie for Easter.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, it's perfect for Easter Trick or treat.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Trick or treat.
You really are the other sister.
This is motherfucking Eastertime, not Halloween.
You, cadbury cunt cream.
This motherfucking Easter time,not Halloween.
You, cadbury cunt cream.
Damn, you got Down syndrome sobad you probably got Up Left and
Right syndrome too.
Those better be whitemotherfucking Easter eggs, or
else I'm gonna boil that eggheadof yours in vinegar.
(27:09):
We gonna colorize these eggslike Ted Turner rubbing his
sugar stick all over a printer.
Taba returns what the fuck?
Now you prep the functionswhile I desegregate the colors
these eggs have yellow eyes.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
These eggs have yellow eyes, but if I turn them,
the yellow is gone, you.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
You, you, you, goddamn retard.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
He went in the east of Easter egg, Charlie Brown.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Dude, this is so good .
That's the nastiest shit I'veever heard 2007,.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
This was made.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
You know what I like most about Easter the Easter egg
hunt.
Speaking of egg hunts, I wenton one this morning when I had
my period.
Speaker 12 (27:55):
That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Yeah, well, you know what I heard.
I heard that if I pumped yourpaternal cool whip into the
toilet with my maternal stankstream, then started around with
your better crack of fuckmuscle, I can close the lid and
in three days a fucking babywould crawl out.
Then my life would finally becomplete.
Ooh, what in the blue fuck.
I've had it with these fourthquarter shoes days.
A fucking baby would crawl out.
(28:18):
Then my life would finally becomplete.
What in the blue fuck.
I've had it for these fourthquarter shoes, daddy, I need to
be flashing fresh.
Why you call Charlie Brown daddy.
Niggas ain't gonna flash me nobread.
Did you hear that Christmas Italks, she said niggas.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Don't you motherfuckers know that the
NAACP is trying to get us tostop using the N-word?
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Doesn't the NAACP stand for niggas arguing and
constantly protesting?
I thought it stood for niggasangry about Caucasian people.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
No, that's wrong too.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Niggas aren't always cocking pistols.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
We ain't ever gonna make it.
It stands for the NationalAssociation for the Advancement
of Colored People.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Why do they want us to stop saying nigger?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Cause it's disrespectful and degrading to
our people.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Yeah, well, so is motherfucker, you niggardly
motherfucker.
If they're gonna ban the wordnigger, then they gots to ban
the word motherfucker, becausemotherfucker is disrespectful
and degrading to all our mothers.
And last I checked, there was ahell of a lot more mothers out
there than they are niggers, youmotherfucking nigger oh, take a
(29:25):
ride on the fantastic voyage.
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Sodom and gonorrhea.
Who the fuck cares about this?
Niggers and motherfuckersbullshit.
I got bigger titties to lickright now.
Like what kind ofdiamond-crusted contraband.
I'm gonna swipe from the AbuDhabi sand movies at the mall
and a ham sandwich, Say you.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Himalayan hole monkeys ain't thinking of
cheating on the others withoutinviting me?
And Marcy, now are ya?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Uh no, how the fuck did you and Dribblelip get to
the mall?
I didn't know.
The AHRC delivered on theweekend, fuck your mama with the
LA Raiders.
Speaker 10 (30:10):
We here cause AstroTard Jones over here fried
my goddamn Easter eggs.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Why you wasting your time fabricating Easter eggs.
Don't you realize the Easternigger is just gonna steal them?
Speaker 10 (30:22):
The Easter nigger Sounds like some year hustling
crackaganda you heard on theBlack Discovery.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Channel.
This shit's for real,Kronkenstein.
Every year the Easter niggershows up and steals everybody's
homemade Easter eggs.
Come on, Marcy.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Let's get us some Easter eggs before.
I shake this motherfucker'sCocoa Puffs off and decorate him
in pastels.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
What the hell.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I want my motherfucking scuds and I want
them now.
Scuds.
Oh, bitch, come on Yo, youwanna to get high fuck yeah, but
afterwards I ain't sucking nodick in the food court, so you
could have the money to buyyourself a hamburger at checkers
yo when you done.
Speaker 12 (31:06):
I need you to suck some dick in the food court so I
could buy a hamburger what afunny coincidence.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
what's so fucking funny?
I'm starving.
Before you can eat a bigBeaufort, I have to suck one,
okay.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
They're like brother and sister too.
It's time for Marcy and me tobone out to the black spot and
urbanize some Easter eggs.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I'm warning you, you tookie-looking knucklefucker,
you're wasting your time.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Is the Easter nigger really gonna steal her eggs?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Hell yeah, and he'll hoop yours too.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
What if I colored just a couple eggs and hid them
in my box?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You could hide those motherfuckers in a turkey
sandwich covered in mayonnaise,and he'll still get to them.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Girlfriend.
Pay no mind to thisFebreze-wearing Cliffy, because
there ain't no such thing as amotherfucking Easter Nigger.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I'm telling you, dudley's like you, putting work
proccolating Easter eggs thatare off the meter.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Oh my God.
So we got to take a littlebreak here real quick.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yes, so at our break enjoy a new song by a local band
that we kind of, we enjoy.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
No bias or anything.
They're called Disengage.
Oh, that's enjoy, yeah I likethem no bias or anything.
They're called Disengage.
Oh, that's us, yeah, it is us.
So enjoy our song, our song,enjoy, enjoy no-transcript.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
Yo, what's up?
We'll be right back.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
You got that, motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Welcome back.
I hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Hey, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Go check out that band on Facebook.
Disengaged Band.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
They're really great.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
With two S's.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Dispelled with two S's, i't know.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
tibbett, jerry approved they all tag team my
mom, tibbett jerry, approved.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
They fuck my mommy no , but yeah, no joke.
Um, yeah, definitely someawesome stuff coming soon
because, like we said before thebreak, it is our band.
Um, so we do have some awesomestuff coming soon.
I can't wait.
We are really.
We're hitting the groundrunning and we're putting our
nose to the grindstone.
We're ready to get this shitgoing and we you know what's fun
(37:25):
is we do it like our podcast.
We're not out to make money,it's just, it's a creative vent
for all of us to come together.
Right, and no joke, it is, it's, it's.
I look at us kind of likecaptain planet, but we don't
come together and suck yeah,well, I don't have to be monty I
.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I guess that's really all I can, monty not not well,
there's what is there.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
There's five of them, right yeah, there's five well,
we got four people in our band,so whoever?
Yeah mati is not even in it myt or yeah, so he, I'll be the
fucking black earth guy, I guess.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
I'll be a.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Wheeler, wheeler, yeah, yeah, and then Joe and
I'll get to be the fuckingfucking water and wind.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
We the one who gave the who gave the.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
My question is in that who get?
Who was thought it was a goodidea to give, like the American
guy fire, it's like a horribleidea to give the American guy
fire.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
It's a horrible idea?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
A red-haired guy, of course.
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Wind, water, hearts go planet.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
By your powers combined, hurry throw mud at him
.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
By your powers combined, I'm going to fail of
epic proportions.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Throw mud at him and he dies.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Wow, thanks, Captain Planet.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Thanks a lot, Captain .
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I'll turn you into a fucking tree, don Cheadle's.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Captain Planet.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, but I do have a band for us to check out.
All right, this week another $5.
Hello, it is.
I don't know.
You might know him.
Dude, bless the Fall.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I have heard of him.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
And the song is called Hollow Bodies.
And this is the album I pickedup which is called Hollow Bodies
.
$5 on whatnot?
A VC vinyl show, $5.
Christy's $5.
Holla is what it's called, dude, and I'm telling you what dude
Great pickups.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
So should I just go with any song?
Go with Hollow Bodies.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Oh, hollow Bodies, Hollow Bodies is their number
one song on this album oh okay,I'll show it to Sarah and it
starts off kind of.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Have you heard this guy's already have you listened
to these guys yet?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Not yet.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
I listened to a little little evo, but they
might be, we'll see.
Okay, maybe not damn, damn.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Definitely a bullet for my Valentine's Field tour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
This is definitely a product of the times here.
I think they all got to run inplace with their guitars.
I love this shit, though theydon't do some crab Corin.
They got spit the guitar out toor that okay microphone we got
(40:45):
that.
Oh, that's sick.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
This is a good metalcore from 10 years ago.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
This video is badass dude.
Just the effects, oh, like thefreezing and shit.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Yeah, I mean this would have been really cool back
in 2024 or 2014.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
I love this metalcore shit.
Dude, I'm all about it.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Good chorus, man Dude .
I bet this breakdown hits hard.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
I can't wait.
I didn't listen to the wholesong.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Oh yeah, we're building.
We're building it up, guys.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Oh, You're probably going to go-tied with this now.
Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
These guys only have 179,000 subscribers.
That seems criminally low.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
How old is this song?
11 years Wow really Right.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah, this will be good if this came out today.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I've never heard of them.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
I've heard of them before, but I've never really
listened to them.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
That's why I love what we've been doing, like
bringing these bands out, andthat's why I love VC Vinyl dude.
I pick up just these weird shit, dude.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
That's how you discover new fucking albums.
That's crazy.
You picked that up, dude.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
This was only five bucks, dude.
Yeah, I want to see what thebest song off the new albums you
have.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
I've listened to it.
It didn't really like strike achord with me.
No pun intended god damn.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Oh right, there it is .
It's called voyage.
Is their newest album um or the2021?
And it's called either don'tshut me down or I still have
faith in you.
Are the two songs what'd yousay?
Speaker 4 (43:55):
don't, don't shut me down.
Don't shut me down, or?
Speaker 5 (43:58):
I still have faith in you a while ago I had a song of
children's laughter.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
No, it's quiet, so I guess dancing queen, I think
Fade to the near Dancing Queen.
Speaker 8 (44:11):
I think, that's Frida or whatever her name is.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
That's another $5 pickup.
The Styx was a great pickup.
Yeah, that was a home run.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
It sounds like it's out of a Disney movie.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
You will always get those harmonies with ABBA.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Oh, that's ABBA.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
That's a disco, shit dude, that is.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
ABBA 100%.
What is this?
Don't Shut Me Down.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
I like the little bass in the background.
You hear that bass.
I like that dude.
Speaker 8 (45:08):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
It's like Neverending .
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Story.
I was just about to say thatdude, it's not bad.
If you would have told me thiswas ABBA from 1975, I would be
(45:33):
like, yeah, 100%.
I like that though.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I like the fact that it holds true.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
It does hold.
True, it sounds 75.
It sounds retro-y as hell, butwith modern production what it
is.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
That fucking, that piano.
The piano that little.
They do that all the time.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
ABBA does that all the time.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Dancing Queen.
Yeah, that's what they do atthe start of it.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
The top one's the other number one, dude, I Still
have Faith In you.
Yep, that's the other numberone song off there.
God, they got three of them onthere.
Dude, little Things is anotherone.
Speaker 12 (46:24):
I still have faith in you.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
In you.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
I see it now.
Speaker 12 (46:33):
Through all these years, that faith lives on.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
It's like somebody singing in a choir.
They just got a solo.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah, it's interesting how they're starting
these songs choir like they'rejust gonna solo.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
Yeah, it's interesting how they're starting
these songs like none.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Of their songs are really low like a lot of them
they all are pretty highlylistened to off this album off
spotify no on amazon on amazonokay do I have it in me.
Speaker 12 (47:07):
I believe it is in there.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Their voices do sound like good, but you can tell
they're a little weathered overthe years.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
I still have faith in you and I would say I want it
to pick up Like just See if itdoes it.
Oh yeah, it does a little bit.
Speaker 12 (47:37):
I believe it is in there.
Speaker 8 (47:42):
I tell it a little bit Sounds like the old singer
of fucking sticks.
Yeah, and joy and sorrow.
(48:04):
We have a story and it's a lie.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
La la la la, that was me.
Speaker 8 (48:11):
And we need one another Like boys, what if they
have like?
Speaker 4 (48:17):
I want it like a really fat, like a good like.
Maybe they have like.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Little Things is the other one.
That was one of their popularones.
Speaker 8 (48:24):
No, that doesn't sound like another slow ass song
like my.
Thanks, old friend I want to.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
I want to see if they got anything.
Speaker 8 (48:33):
That's just like it's every song we listen.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
to this Just a notion .
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Praise him Does sound a little Christian-y.
Did we listen to this onealready?
Keep an eye on Dan.
No, ooh, no, ooh Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Kind of like that techno.
Thing.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, got my attention with that synth.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Ooh, that whole deep thing coming in.
Speaker 12 (49:21):
Keep an eye on Dan I know that this shouldn't be a
traumatic event, but it is, andI feel so bad.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Dude, I'm fucking digging this so far, dude.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
My alboboner is getting bigger, I know right.
I wonder if it's going to belike One of those SOS.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Can't wait to have a full on Alba Rager.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
I hope the chorus is huge For this.
It feels like they're buildingit.
Speaker 8 (50:02):
Maybe I see you, but it's over.
Keep an eye on them.
Promise me you can.
He gets out of hand If you lethim to keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
Who's Dan?
Speaker 1 (50:26):
I don't know, Adad Güntherum dude.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Keep it nice.
Adad To the night.
Fucking Günther dude.
Yeah, dude, that's what I wasdoing.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Oh my god, I didn't.
You can Gunther any song.
I wasn't picking up on that.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Gunther everything dude.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
Bumblebee.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
It's a bumblebee.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
It's been an otter plague with you, gentlemen, this
evening dude.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Gunther is the best.
I love gunther and I'd love tohave some of his albums okay,
first and foremost, youmentioned it.
Speaker 4 (51:16):
I'm gonna fucking play it, dude, I don't care oh
gunther fucking uh switch.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
It's just, I'm not justin bieber bitch did he?
He did the ding dong song righthe did ding dong song, yep,
fucking, uh gunther, oh, my god,yep, right, there it is.
Oh, there's a second one.
It shows it's a video.
Gotta love the fuck, I lovegunther oh you touch my
(51:44):
tra-la-la, my ding-ding-dong.
The fucking Sunshine Girls doall the work in this fucking
show.
He just sings Don't we get a?
Speaker 4 (51:57):
shot of his ass.
Yeah, there it is.
I do it, dude.
This is a core memory for me,right here, man, Not the ass
shot, but the song.
Okay, maybe the ass Lies, lies.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
He did teeny weeny Polka dot bikini.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
I remember that song I remember.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
I like his Christmas song, dude I used to listen to
this At McDonald's when I usedto close Deep in the night.
I'm looking for someone.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I used to listen to this at McDonald's when I used
to close.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Dude, the music's killer.
This still holds up today.
Dude, and now the most weirdlycurious Sensor.
It's so weird, I love it.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
He did one with that.
What was that?
Fox Fox chick from the 80s?
Touch Me, he redid.
Touch Me with that, god damn.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Those Sunshine Girls are hot as fuck.
They are here.
Let me see here.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
Samantha Fox.
Dude Gunther redid Touch Mewith Samantha Fox.
Dude, Gunther Reed did Touch Mewith Samantha Fox.
Really, that is probably myfavorite Gunther song.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
So good.
You know one of my favoriteparts of this song.
If you look up at the cornerhere, I know it's covered with a
logo, but like when he saysGunther, but when he does my
ding-ding-dong and it'll say itup here Like it's some sort of
weird lyric reveal Gunther, butwhat he does to my
ding-ding-dong, and it'll say itup here Like it's some sort of
weird lyric reveal, yeah, see,this is tra-la-la.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
That'll go ding-ding-dong.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Oh, that's awesome dude, I never picked up on that
it's so weird, dude, check out,gun me gunther, touch me, dude,
and see what that comes up.
No joke, samantha fox was a gemof the 80s and very rarely, oh,
dude, she's so hot and sheposed in playboy I don't know if
I've ever heard this before.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Touch me.
I love this song what is this?
It's this.
It's not 15 years ago, that'snot that far.
Touch me now 2010.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
I love this song Touch me Touch me, I want to
feel your body.
Speaker 9 (54:34):
Oh, okay, I want to be next to mine.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
He does it, dude that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (54:43):
Touch me, touch me, touch me now.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
Full moon in the city .
I was young, I was hungry forlove.
Speaker 10 (54:56):
I was hungry for fun .
Speaker 3 (54:58):
Gunther looks like it's a fake act, like he's doing
it as a parody, but it'stotally legit.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
He's serious as fuck with this.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
But this is actually a remake of her song from the
80s Right right right, right.
You remember in Clerks 2, whenthey're fucking the donkey or
whatever, and it's.
Speaker 9 (55:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's her.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
Yeah, that's Samantha Fox, whatever, and it's no
girls need love too.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, that's her.
Yeah, that's samantha fox dudeand she posed.
Like I said, she posed forplayboy and dude.
She is a smoke show, bro wait,wait, gunther's got new music.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
No fucking way got there.
Gunther has new music, saysgunther, shut up dance with me
nine months ago.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Holy fuck balls man yeah, dude, she's fucking smoke.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
Show, dude, samantha fox do you want to take this in
together?
Man, yeah, let's go.
Holy shit, I didn't know thisdude, what's it called?
Called shut up, dance with me.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Okay, we'll do that, I wonder if I heard this, I know
I looked them up, shut up anddance with me.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Come on, why don't you?
Those are like four words inthis whole song.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Repeated over and over.
I mean, I wouldn't expectanything less from Goofy.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
How many views does this?
Speaker 4 (56:25):
have 234,000.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
Fucking dude man.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
That pouty face he makes dude is so fucking iconic.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
Oh he's got more words.
How long ago was this dude?
Nine months ago, oh, because Iwas looking on the right and I
saw sex myself.
This that's from three yearsago, I know.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
Shut up.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
He just tells him in between shoots just grab at me,
real sassy, that's from a yearago.
That sex myself from threeyears ago.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Coup de main from a year ago no pant Sex.
Myself from three years ago.
Coup de Maine from a year ago.
Speaker 4 (57:27):
No, pantalones, I remember that one too.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, I remember no, pantalone Holy shit dude.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
What's this one, Real Sassy, almost has a million
views from a year ago.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Feel the heat.
Come and taste my body.
Feel my money You're gonna loveand love it.
Feel the heat.
Come and taste my body.
Feel my money You're gonna loveand love it.
Feel the heat.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
It's like he's a parody of every Euro pop fucking
techno artist.
He should be at Eurovision.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
He should I'll show you what I got.
Time to have some fun.
Let's do it on the floor, youand me.
Real sassy.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
Feel the heat, come and taste my body, feel my wound
.
I can't take this seriously.
Why does he like?
My thing is it's a missedopportunity.
Teach my body.
You could have said get realnaughty or something, but
instead he goes you're going tolove it, love it, love it.
It's like dude.
I think it's supposed to be areyou supposed to?
(58:28):
Like it's supposed to, likemake it to where you can't sing
with it, because you're likefucking trying to rhyme, because
it's what it's supposed to do.
Dude, gunther is just fuckingwhatever.
Speaker 4 (58:39):
Bro oh, dude, have you heard this song before?
No, played it of the bass.
Now this is a parody.
It's by kyle gordon.
He does like a.
You probably see his facebookreels and stuff, but this guy
made a uh parody.
Uh, europop techno song.
It's called planted on the base.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
It's actually legit, a pretty decent like song at
least, I think, if you wantparties to be making, have some
noise.
All the women in the world, letme see your beautiful faces.
Oh, I've got an idea worldpeace, I've got an idea World
(59:23):
peace.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
I mean, that's what they all like.
A lot of the dude.
Speaker 8 (59:36):
It's like a mishmash parody of every stereotype in
techno music.
When the pleasure is a dream ona secret love and the people
want to make it fun, we arelosing control on the floor
tonight.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
Take your heart into a unicorn.
If the sky is not green, butthe sky is blue, he's just
fucking playing with buttonsPassion in a million ways so
stupid.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Digital chaos.
Heaven is the time today.
Y2k.
Digital chaos Y2K.
Yeah.
How long ago was this dude?
(01:00:20):
A year ago, oh.
How long ago was this dude?
A year ago, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
That's right.
Bass In this space, on theplanet of death Base Life, it
never die.
Women are my favorite gods SexI'm wanting more.
(01:00:52):
Tell the world stop the war.
Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Boom, hear the bass go, zoom.
Have a body feel the groove.
Cyber system overload Everybodymovement, all of me.
It's so nonsensical.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
The song's really good.
Yeah, like it really is, eventhough it's a fucking parody,
isn't?
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
that kind of how it goes where like parody songs are
almost better than like whatthey're trying to scoop.
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
The originals.
Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah, isn't that kind of interesting how that works
out, like we saw BLR and shit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Yeah, they make songs better than the original.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Bass Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Yeah, this reminds me of like ATC kind of shit.
You know from back, I love ATC.
La, la, la, la la.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah, reminds me of like atc kind of shit you know
from back.
I love it.
Yeah, that song's so good, Iknow right, so good.
So I ended up buying um ozzy'srecord.
Dual lp was that the one you'rekind of looking for, yeah, and I
was telling you, okay, solisten to this shit, dude.
Okay, so I'm gonna look it up.
Ozzy, oh Oz, I'm going to lookup Osmian Cometh Cause that's
(01:02:06):
what I Cometh LP.
So when I went to look for theOsmian Cometh LP, it pulled up
another um, shopping, shopping,yeah, there we go.
It pulled up another fucking um, oh, it was.
(01:02:26):
Uh, memoirs of a madman waswhat it was called and uh, let
me see memoirs of a madman.
okay, let's get out of shopping,dude.
I'm good on that fucking bitch.
Okay, let's get out of shopping, dude, I'm good on that.
Fucking bitch.
(01:02:48):
Fucking bitch, you fucking,you're a fucking Fuck you bitch.
No, fuck your mother, youfucking bitch.
Fuck your mother MemoirsFucking I have to keep typing
this in Of a madman, of a badman, man, um okay, so the song's
on this dude?
(01:03:08):
Um okay, so it's 2lp came outin 2014.
Didn't really realize it.
Um has chris crazy train okayblizzard of oz flying high again
over Mountain, bark at the Moon.
The Ultimate Sin.
Miracle man, no More Tears.
(01:03:29):
Mama, I'm Coming Home, road toNowhere.
Perry Mason, I Just Want you,which is my favorite one Gets Me
Through Changes.
Featuring Kelly Osbourne.
Kelly Osbourne, I, I guess,sings on it.
I don't want to stop.
Let me hear you scream paranoidand uh yeah, paranoid and the
(01:03:50):
paranoid that's a good fuckingdude.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
It was uh 28 on amazon.
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I got I'll be.
It'll be here by tomorrow, doesit?
Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
is it kelly osborne, married to like the guitars of
slipknot or something like that?
I don't know.
I thought I saw that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Anyway, maybe she's married to jack osborne.
I think that's her.
Yeah, all z but uh, but yeah,no, dude, that's that sounds
great.
Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
You bought that then.
Yeah, oh nice dude.
Yes, that's a good, that's agood lineup on that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yes, I'll tell you, record, record, record I want to
check out another album Ibought off that $5 list Probably
got time for one more, let mesee, we're about running out of
time.
Everybody that's wild man Iknow right.
So no sex stuff I can talkabout, because me and my wife
haven't fucked for a while.
Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
Beedoo.
Speaker 11 (01:04:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
So this one's kind of techno?
Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Ooh, I like kind of techno.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
The song's called.
It's Bastille, it's DistortedLight Beam.
Wow, I think I've heard ofthese guys Bastille, Distorted
Light Beam.
B-a Distorted.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Light Beam yeah, distorted Light Beam Bastille
Yep, distorted light beam bestdeal.
Yep, like the first day it cameout.
Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Oh yeah, interesting the video looks awesome your
call is important to us.
Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
A future engineer will be with you as soon as
about this album because itlooked techno kind of cool this
first time you're listening tothis.
Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
I've never heard it, yeah it isn't enough to start a
riot.
Distort the light beam until Ilike me, it isn't enough.
Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Wait, the group's called Distorted Light Beam.
It's called Bastille.
Oh, the group's called Bastille.
Yeah, okay, just make sure wehave the right thing If this is
real life.
Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
I'll stick to dreaming.
Come see what I see.
Make sure we enter anything.
The fantasy's the same.
(01:06:02):
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican do anything.
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican go anywhere.
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican be anyone.
So don't wake me up.
Don't wake me up.
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
It's got a Daft Punk feel to it.
I was gonna say it feels alittle Daft Punk-y.
I love Daft Punk.
Don't wake me up.
Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Don't wake me up.
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I love that fuck.
I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
I love that shit.
Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Scorpion, scorpion Weird.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
I'll say something halftime stuff.
Are we gonna get an epic?
Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
dance fucking sequence.
This is like Orson Welles, thatwas a little better.
Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
It's like Bill and Ted.
Yeah, I like the fuckingstrings brought into it.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Now that's Daft Punk shit right there.
Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I like this post-dystopian kind of music
video's, fucking daft punk yeah,that's definitely daft punk I
love that shit, dude yeah, it'sI, I dug that so good, dude.
Yeah, I don't know.
I never listened to anything onit, so I was the new mortal
kombat mortal kombat 2 imagescame out yeah, like some stills
came out for it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Mortal Kombat 2 images came out.
Yeah, like some stills came outfor it.
That's Shae O'Conn from the newmovie.
That's kind of cool.
It's pretty badass looking.
Honestly, I think there wassome more images that came out.
Oh, yeah, there's.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Johnny Cage, rage Cage.
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Katana.
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Scorpion Shae O'Conn.
Rage cage katana scorpion shalekhan.
So yeah, this though I I wantedto bring that up too tonight.
I show khan fucking cost thatdesign looks fucking awesome.
I dig it I'll watch.
Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I thought the first one was great.
Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
I still I still like the 90s version.
Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Man I said that before my biggest problem was
kung lao's death.
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
It was just so yeah, that was that sucked.
It was like dude, he did such abadass when he pulled her down
into the fucking yeah, dude, Ithink that movie did a better
job presenting the game in amovie form than the 90s movie.
But I think some of the writingwas a little little iffy at
times.
To me it's like they rushed it.
That did like I thought, likethe character designs were
(01:09:28):
really well done.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
I liked the story, but I felt some of the some
things got a little mission youknow, the one that we missed,
that I think should have beenmade into a real one, was the
legacy, one that we had, thatone that was oh, those were
awesome where it was like realpeople.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
I think that was the closest thing that we really got
to an actual greatrepresentation of mortal combat
in live action yeah, like towhere those were great, like
those come out of dvd at somepoint they did.
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
They did come out on blu-ray.
I remember that, yeah, but it'slike it was awesome because it
was like real.
It was like it could be, waslike they could be real, like
Reptile was a dude with a scaleissue?
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Didn't they have like stories for each one?
Yeah, it was like FBI files.
Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Yeah, FBI files.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
They had like a thing for each person.
Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah, those were really, really well done.
It kind of reminded me of justour Fuck.
Is that Not the Birds of Prey,prey.
What's the fucking?
The one with harley quinn, oh?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my god,suicide squad, suicide squad you
(01:10:36):
can remember when they bringout all the like, the fucking
shit on them.
Yeah, and that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Yeah, yeah you got there, you got one little mini
story for each person, yeah like, and it kind of break, yeah
like and then scorpion wasactually like a dude that threw
and then like yeah, like it wasreal, it made it like almost
relatable right with real peopleright they tried to do that a
little bit in the newer moviewith what's like with that kind
(01:11:00):
of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
I think scorpion was with ropes, ropes and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Yeah, and then sub-zero was the one with mystic
powers and stuff and they werebitter rivals and yada, yada,
yada.
But uh, but yeah, well, we areout of time, so final thoughts
for this evening, today,tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Good afternoon my final thought is I'd like to say
again thank you to pc vinyl.
Um, I know they said they weregonna listen, like a bunch of
people in that chat we'retalking about this thing, so
which would be awesome, thankyou um and uh, dude, I was on
there today and they were like,hey, what's up, dj san?
And I was on dude with anotherdude and he was like I was
buying video games, dj sensei,that's that's a badass well,
(01:11:39):
what I like about that guy dudeis he starts at dollar starts
and works his way up.
Dude.
So I was picking up fuckinggems for a dollar.
Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Those are what not is awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I'm addicted and unfortunately, thank God, my
thank God I have a business thatcan kind of support that feed,
my feed, your feed, your vice.
My addiction.
Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Yeah, everyone has their vices.
Well, at least I don't eat hairdo heroin.
Yeah, some people have heroin.
Some people buy cheap recordsand video games off whatnot.
So it's all good, I'll takethat I will too.
Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I'm addicted to buying records, buying video
games and, uh, and masturbatingon the household items yeah, he
actually masturbates on therecords.
Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
That's what he does.
Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
And then I put the needle into him.
I want to watch it goo.
Just spit around there.
It's like I bought MichaelJackson.
I was like and on that note Iactually got that record, dude.
Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
The one with Rock, with you on it, nice, don't stop
thinking.
It's got all those good hitsOff the Wall.
Is that what it's called?
I?
Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
think it is called Off the Wall, off the Wall.
That's a good record.
What a great fucking album.
I got that and I got.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I think I got two thrillers.
I got the original press andthen I got the.
Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Nice dude, which is the same one you got right, yeah
, yep and then I got, uh, therepress sweet yeah, so yeah.
We appreciate everyone'slistenership, from everywhere,
from whatnot to germany, tojapan and everywhere around the
world uh, guten tag and yeah soyeah, we appreciate everyone's.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Also happy St Paddy's Day yesterday.
Yeah, St Paddy's.
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Day, your bum blockhead, your lug, your lug.
We'll see you on the next goaround.
Make me a potato pancake, yourlug.
I'm John Prickner and I'm JasonSugar.
Peace out Later, guys.
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Comedy Skits, random bullshit, tim and Jerry.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
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This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit.
This episode of it's every daywith john and jay, let's rock
hello.
Welcome to another episode ofEveryday with John and Jerry.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We got Tim in the building everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, welcome, hello.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I hope you don't get tired of us, because there are
164 episodes now.
Too bad, we ain't going nowhere.
So here we are.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, we have the microphone and you don't, so you
?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
will listen to every damn word I have to say.
So speaking of that, did yousee the trailer for happy
gilmore 2?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
no, and I think we need to watch it okay I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm on the fence still, but I won't oh does he
have a beard any?
I guess okay, whatever one dayI knew you were gonna do that,
arnold jacko tiger okayspongebob.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
What is that?
What's with the beaver teeth?
I haven't swung a club in years.
I'm a little intimidated.
All these guys hit it big now.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I don't know where to start.
Come on, brother, Grip it andrip it.
Good job.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Daily Dude.
Is that who it is?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, happy place to something a little more.
I can't see it very well.
Age appropriate, that's betterstart it over.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
No, you're good even at the sound effects mr gilmore,
holy oh it's the orderly, yeah,yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
We're not done with golf.
Let them see the happy I fellin love with.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Good news is, we won't have to waste our money at
theaters.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Good point.
I laughed at that.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I am so sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I kind of laughed at that part when he busted you in
the fucking screen.
Yeah, that's funny, I laughedat that.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, if you're driving at 400 yards, you're
probably going to break down.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
There's not going to be a screen that's going to hold
you.
Yeah, so yeah, he's a piece ofply.
Happy drove through the goddamn screen.
I, I, that was like the onlything that legitimately you know
what I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You know what really sucks?
They didn't have christophermcdonald a whole lot in it.
He was shown for like onelittle.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I don't think he's gonna have that big of a role.
I think he's gonna have a hugerole.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He's like so, but they hit it because everybody's
looking forward to it.
That's the reason whyChristopher McDonald is the
special golfer in the new PGAgame.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Okay, yeah, he's the extra golfer.
I just got this feeling hisrole's not going to be that big.
I think it's going to be hugebecause they did that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, think about it.
Look at all the context clues.
They don't want to put him inthere, they want just this piece
.
I hope that's what it is.
I hope it's not.
It is I hope it's not.
He has a small role.
I hope he has a huge role.
It wouldn't make any sense tohave a small role.
He's an asshole.
He's the bet.
He was such a great antagonist.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't.
I don't think they introducedhim till late in the movie in my
as like some sort of like umdriving force behind something
that's preventing happy fromreaching some sort of maybe like
uh, he's coaching another.
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna berevealed late, I think, either
through the third, second orthird act.
So it all becomes right on Ithink it's gonna be one of those
(05:14):
things where it's gonna be oneof those like come to come to
grips with reality movies thatoh happy, can't do it anymore
and the time has passed him.
It's gonna be one of them kindof movies and then it's.
He's gonna try to, he's gonnaactually find a way to actually
gain momentum and he and thensomething's gonna prevent him
from getting and it's gonna be.
(05:35):
It's gonna be shooter somehoweither.
Maybe he's the uh, uh, umcommissioner now or something
where it's oh rather than dennisdugan.
Yeah, it's gonna be like he he'sthe actual commissioner of the
golf, you know pro golf tour orsomething like that.
It's gonna be revealed like,like shooter, like happy gilmore
(05:56):
.
I've been waiting 30 years forthis kind of I'm kind of hoping
I'm gonna give you one that'd bekind of cool, but I'm also like
it's, it's, it sucks, it's kindof lame, but that's how a lot
of these sequels go.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think that'd be kind of cool but I'm also like
it's, it's, it sucks, it's kindof lame, but that that's how a
lot of these sequels go.
I think it'd be kind of cool tohave, uh, and even though it
doesn't have anything to do withhappy gilmore, to have, like
chevy chase, have a small likerole as his, his old caddyshack
I mean that'd be cool to kind ofmix those just kind of like
walking by and he just doessomething like his pappy's about
to putt, and it just pans pastand it's chevy chasing his pen
(06:26):
and he's walking as he just goesby and here's the
Speaker 4 (06:28):
thing that'd be fucking I'm also convinced that
happy gilmer's wardrobe is justnot a wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's just actually how adam sandler dresses that is
and you know, that's what Ilove about adam sandler when he
went to the oscars dressed likein the fucking sweatsuit.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Shit.
I'm like, dude, that's, that'swhat I like.
Yeah, that's a vibe right therethat is, I don't give a fuck.
That's like I don't care, whatare you going to do, like I
could do whatever I want.
So I, I love, I just let.
I was like good, I'm glad,because that's what I would do.
I would, fucking adam sailor, Iwould do whatever.
I would do that shit.
This dude walks down fuckingmanhattan just and he told you
(07:02):
know what it's cool this is aneveryday dude.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
He's awesome to fans too, which is really cool.
So, like my two, two of my bigtime favorite, like I love adam
sandler and I love jack blackand they're both down to earth
fucking well, jack black iscrazy, yeah, but what he's
fucking fun and they're bothreally awesome to fans.
(07:25):
They're fucking love their fansyeah, it's amazing dude, that's
.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, it's so good.
Like I said, adam saylor justwalks down manhattan and just
just shakes everyone's hand andeveryone's like, hey, sad man,
and this and that, and he's like, hey, what's up?
You know, he just just aregular dude started on snl yeah
, I just it's.
It's how the fuck did you makeit to?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
that from going overboard yeah, I mean this.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
This dude gifts his best buddies fucking maseratis
and shit man.
Well, you can you believe deedsbought us all these.
I mean adam saylor did that inreal life, gifted like sand or a
spade and all these guysfucking like maseratis and shit
man, or and chris rock and allthese guys.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
He gave him a fucking crazy cars and I love the fact
that he keeps a lot of the samepeople in his movies.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, I think it's amazing I mean, you saw farmer
fran in that, in that cliptouching his nipples the usual.
I mean what, what are?
The odds okay, so we're takingbets.
I'm gonna take bets right here.
What's the chance we're gonnasee you could do it, guy, in
this movie?
I'm gonna say almost 100percent you rob schneider I'll
(08:33):
be.
Rob schneider's gonna make anappearance in this film
regardless, but as what?
Either is he gonna be thedelivery man from big daddy or
is he gonna be the you can do itguy from water boy.
It's, it's whoa.
You know what I want?
I want alan cover to comereprise his role as a caddy.
Oh dude, that'd be dude.
(08:54):
That has to happen at theminimum dude.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I was stoked to see ben stiller in there.
Yeah, I was so excited.
That's a really that's aninteresting grandma's ass back
up yeah yeah, oh she'll.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
She'll be memorialized in this movie.
So will Chubbs and all thisother stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Carl Weathers.
Carl Weathers, yeah, sucks, hedied, I know right, because it
would be awesome to have himRight, like kind of they should
have Creed.
Like the kid that plays Creed,come on Creed.
Like the one that plays Creedin the fucking new movies, oh,
michael, michael b jordan yeah,have him come in.
And then that was chubbs dudeson, that would.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
That would be an interesting uh, kind of flip the
script, kind of dude it's justa fucking turducken hodgepodge
mix.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Uh, it's kind of like when you're playing biscuit
with four other dudes and you'reall shooting your jam on a
biscuit.
It's like a mix yeah, whoevermisses has to eat it.
What's?
That from I hate biscuits oh,you don't like biscuits or
that's the name of the thing.
I don't like it now.
It's a lot of gravy man greentrauma no, I'm just kidding,
(09:58):
that is, that's what it's called.
It's called biscuit, it'scalled plain biscuit it's a, I
guess it's a real, I guess, so Inever played.
Oh my god I'm not pulling mychode out in front of people.
Thank you, I'm using chodeagain yeah, I was like yeah I
just learned what that is.
Another couple weeks ago peoplelike it's a short, fat penis.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I'm like sweet, I got a chode, except for the fat
part so maybe it's a britishgame because they have a biscuit
, but that's more of a cookie.
It's called a chode, except forthe fat part.
So maybe it's a British gamebecause they have a biscuit, but
that's more of a cookie.
It's called a crumpet Crumpet.
You got to know what a crumpetis.
I understand Cricket.
A whole sake and sake-o-bat.
Tell me you didn't spend moneyon this.
Ooh.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Fucking turtles dude.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
They're turtles dude, that's great new game roundhead
cricket, cricket, cricket.
You gotta know what a crumpetis, understand cricket?
Let me show you.
Look at that seven runs later,freak, I got work to do, freak I
know that movie dude I'mfucking, I do, I'm picturing it
(11:00):
all while you're fuckingreciting it, dude.
I ain't finished with you.
God, dude, how jarring I meannot jarring, but how like.
As a kid you don't see thattheaters and you hear the
turtles swearing like notswearing, swearing, but say damn
, Like I was just like what?
(11:22):
Because you know we're used tothe being like fun loving, you
know.
Yeah, they were Nickelodeon,yeah, but then, you take them
and you put them in kind oftheir comic book form, because
this is kind of.
This movie was based off acouple storylines from the comic
and I'm so glad they kept theseparate colors though.
That had to have been done.
(11:42):
Dude, that had to be done.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
To associate it.
It had to have been done.
Dude that had to associate it.
It had to, it had to be donethat's the only reason is is to
make it easier for kids tounderstand which turtle was with
.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I mean probably the reason that they you know laird
and eastman made them one colorbecause it was cheaper to draw
it that way, to color it in youfucking lazy douchebag probably,
it was probably you ruined it,you ruined it you blew it.
Oh, there's a uh turtle.
Uh, it was the um 2004 seriesfinale we're a fucking girl,
turtle or some shit yes, uh, wasit uh emily devila or no, it
(12:14):
was the.
It was in the new mutation show.
It was um demilo or somethinglike that.
It was vera demilo dude.
She was, she had, she had likefucking tits in her shell, dude
I'd fuck the shit.
I'd fuck the shit out of thechick turtle dude the puppetry
was so bad in that I oh I saw itat walmart for like six dollars
(12:36):
once.
Like the, it only ran for likewhat was it called?
Uh, teenage mutant, ninjaturtles.
The new mutation I see this.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Show us a little trailer.
Okay, yeah, dude, a little bitof this chick.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh yeah, it's a heinous, heinous fucking time in
a turtle's lore.
Well, they actually got some ofthe episodes up here.
Oh yay, you just want to seethe intro?
I guess, yeah, so we can seethis bitch.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah, oh, my god dude .
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So bad so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
This is like howard the duck meets ninja turtles
it's like howard the duck meetsfire rangers, right?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
yeah, dude it's.
I don't even see the girl.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
One, dude hold on, let me, let me find like an
episode or something real quick.
Uh, there's full episodes here,I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you don't break the bricks with your head.
You break the bricks with yourwill.
Breaking the bricks is aboutfocus and making a precise
strike.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Voila Dude, we are satellite positive.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I can't concentrate if you're gonna keep blabbing.
I'm used to cower in the sewers, cowering in the sewers, cower
in the sewers.
Go quietly, what?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
color is she?
Light blue?
What color is she?
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Light blue.
Before you break your headagainst the bricks, tell me if
I'm in your will.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, I'm leaving you my self-discipline.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Yeah, I don't know what you can sell that for, so
bad.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't like that.
Their fucking letters are up onthe internet, yeah that was a
decision, God man.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
She's tripping, she's vivaciouspping, she's here
.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
There you go.
Oh yeah, she does have a littleplumpy, she does have a little.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Little boobies going in her shell, dude no there
wasn't and we covered her inooze.
There was a fifth turtle in thejar with us.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
No, there wasn't, and we covered her in ooze, so
she's supposed to be like theserious one.
So all four of them are justcomplete dummy goofs.
And she's supposed to be likethe real ninja.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Shady Lotus what?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
is what the fuck he had, dude.
First of all, let's talk aboutthis real quick.
What is with that?
Look at how bad that is he'sgonna rob the bank dude, he's
gonna react.
What's he gonna do?
Yeah, it's a ski mask, dude,and I thought, like the masks in
like um, I forget what turtlesversion it was oh, like the.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
The Michael Bay ones.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, I thought those were bad, but this just takes
the cake.
It's salty.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I think I'm in love.
My master was part of anancient sect who stood guard
over a looking glass.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
And I like how her mask kind of like turns into a
braid, so it looks like a braid.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
An in-between play shared by advanced masters.
Dude, coming out of theirshells tour, had better costumes
than this.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Turns into a braid, so it looks like a braid Dude
Coming out of their shells tour.
Had better costumes than this.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Dude, he's checking her tits out.
Look, he's checking her boobsout.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Check them titties out, them turtle titties Dude.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Michelangelo was fucking horny as hell man.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Michelangelo's my dude man.
Yeah, he's the man.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
But yeah, that's a small sample of the next
mutation.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's one of the Lay down my little one.
We're going to cover you inooze.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, it's not very good, but the TGRI this was made
in.
Uh, it's not very good, but butthe TGRI, this was made in this
was made in 97, which was likeright at, I think, like a little
bit well, a few years after.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is my favorite one
.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh, my God dude.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I love those.
Those are the best ones.
I was all in her pussy.
She was like ah, get yourfucking ass in here, Get your
fucking ass in here.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Hey, get your fucking ass in here, dude, I fucking
love that name, dude, it's sogood.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
It's from the.
What is it from the second one?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
When he's hanging out the window.
Dude, teenage Mutant, negaTurtles.
Dude, it's so fuckingunderrated I'd watch that show.
I could watch it all day.
Nega Turtles, I'd watch thatshow.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I could watch it all day.
I actually typed it in here,dude, that's awesome dude.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Oh my god, I fucking love these.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Holy shit, what the fuck you say Pops, I didn't say
nothing.
Nah, man, what you talkingabout.
Talk that shit now Bragging onthat little dick, little green
dick.
You talking about thatHalloween snicker dick.
So you know it all?
Huh?
Well, tell me this.
Tell me, with my mom did youhit that?
Last time I checked I don'tlook like a fucking rat.
(17:51):
Nigga, raphael, stop.
Ok story time.
Get your asses over here.
You bite that.
I slap the shit out of you.
Boy, you little fat fuck.
Tell y'all something you know.
Back when I was young man, I hadseen some cheese on a board.
I was like, damn, that cheeselooked hella good.
I gotta get me some of thatshit, man.
(18:11):
So I gets the nibbling on thecheese and all of a sudden smack
it out.
Guess what?
It was Rat trap.
So the moral of the story?
Watch yourselves.
They hypnotize you with thatass and them booty shirts
twerking for a nigga.
Next thing you know theypregnant, asking you for money.
Man, these hoes is cheese on aboard.
Yo, what about this guy?
(18:34):
This ain't a trappist man.
Mother Fuck.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Nah, oh, man Fuck nah , I'm like fuck that, take your
drunk ass back upstairs.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That pussy mine, that pussy mine, that pussy mine.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
That pussy mine.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
That pussy.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Word on the street is your niece has been fucking A
red turtle.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Oh, is that right?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Tell homies, I want this nigga by the name of Red
Turtle dead the word on thestreet is your niece has been
fucking a red turtle.
Oh, is that right?
Is that right Tell?
Speaker 9 (19:10):
the homies.
I want this nigga by the nameof Red Turtle dead.
I'm being for real.
What?
It's a red turtle that talks.
She's fucking it.
What the fuck.
What the fuck?
They're turtles that talk andthey won't leave my house.
You expect me to believe whatthe fuck you're talking about.
I'm about to type that bullshiton the police report my
computer off.
Hmm, I gotta boot it up oh, andthere's a rat.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
He talks too.
Get your ass out of my officeoh look, is this a rolex.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Hey how you doing, sweet jakes.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
These are so good.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
We got red turtles ahead of us.
Fuck your niece.
What are you fucking?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
talking about.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Fucking snitch.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Fucking snitch Damn.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
There goes my rag.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I've been waiting for you, Abram.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Y'all the shredder said keep them legs closed.
Those ain't no motherfuckinggamers.
Throw this shit on for nothing.
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I didn't throw this shit on for nothing.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Alright, don't speak English.
Hold on, I got something foryou there.
You understand me.
Now Get them motherfucking legsclosed.
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Damn good kick bro, good kick bro, alright, it's
morphin' time, it's morphin'time.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
This wasn't no damn Power Rangers.
This, that nigga ain't no damnPower Rangers.
I ain't never heard nobody saythat shit.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
You understand me now .
Keep them motherfuckin' legsclosed.
What's up, what you want?
It is morphin' time.
I ain't never heard nobody saythat shit.
It's morphin' time I ain'tnever heard nobody say this it's
morph time, right I?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
ain't never heard of it.
I'm gonna tit though my nigga.
What?
Hey, let's fucking crack headup.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh, come on, hey, this crack head got hands, nigga
, this crack head's got hands,this crack head's got hands,
this crack head's got hands,this crack head's got hands.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
This crack head's got hands.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Hey nigga, stop.
Oh, that's fucked up.
I know a shortcut hey, nigga,you ain't slick we see you.
Speaker 9 (21:25):
We follow the black ass.
We make sure he don't see you.
Hey, come with me, bro, youain't slick.
I got a little to tell thestory.
I got some bitches.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Damn.
Look at the calf muscles onthat nigga.
Look at the calf muscles onthat nigga.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
That's a race off your bitch ass.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Oh he's heavy.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Hello his cell phone goes off, like I can't talk to
you right now, damn what thefuck is this?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
baby please don't die , damn shit.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
You know I whooped their ass and I laid it on this
couch that solves up.
I knew you'd discover love.
I'm going to come right to younext room.
Please, soft ass nigga, fuckout of here.
Where the fuck did I put myCheetos?
Oh hell to the Nah.
You brought this bitch back tothe single location.
She tried to catch a subway andher got knocked out.
She not going to remembernothing that happened.
You trying to hit that youtrying to hit that.
(22:23):
Go clean your motherfucking room.
Hurry up, get out of here.
Go Damn, there's a big ass soonaround.
What the fuck they feed now?
What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to fuck?
I'm telling yeah, don't mind me.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Oh, you're burning up girl.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Must be burning up my love.
I'm never seeing this one.
How are'all gonna sit there andlet this rat fuck me?
I don't care who you think I'mtrying to fuck.
I'm a super freak, right?
What the fuck you think this isBitch?
I ain't Mickey Mouse.
What's good?
She got shoes on on your couch.
Get your feet off mymotherfucking couch.
I don't know where I am.
Whoa, look at this shit.
(23:04):
Fuck your house, bitch.
This is section eight.
This is section eight.
I personally think you're uglyas fuck.
This is the fifth oh hey, bitch,you got that EDT card.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to saythat, you know?
Hey, let me get that up off yougirl, I even had my turtles
walking home.
Um, guys, you gotta leave mesome, alright?
(23:24):
Oh girl, you're so sweet, tellnobody about this location or
I'm gonna have to fuck you up.
I trust her Shut the fuck up,dude.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
I won't tell no one, you can trust me guys.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
This is so crazy dude , uh, could you please hurry the
fuck up.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Thank you, get them stamps to.
What the fuck?
Was it the feds?
Did I get my weed nigga?
It's the feds.
Did I get my weed nigga?
What's up?
What's crack?
What the fuck these niggas wantto do?
Move.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Everything looks the same.
What did they take?
Oh, a splinter Daddy, it's allyour fault.
No, no, maybe he's in the backtaking a shit.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Bullshit.
What the fuck, neo, is that you?
What the?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
fuck is that?
Speaker 9 (24:43):
It's an actual black guy too.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
What the fuck's going on in here?
Nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing,nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Nothing, nothing, 90 slow jam shit, then I'll kill
you.
Fuck you in them.
Red turtles.
Nigga, I don't give a fuck ifyou ain't worried about nothing.
Ooh, I should kill you.
See them, mice, still, nigga, Imean, shit got real.
Yeah, you ain't talking shitnow, bitch.
So turn them mice up.
(25:12):
Hector, yeah, I called youHector.
Nigga, do something.
And you Chinese Gave you aMexican name.
You, you Chinese, gave me aMexican name.
You'll get no respect to me.
I heard you singing nigga,clock out, clock out I didn't
mean to get you in troubleHector.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
That's right, I called you Hector, even though
you're an Asian guy.
Hector, I got you a piece ofthis cup, dude, dude.
When he was like about to fuckher, he was like.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
D'Angelo started it.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Yeah, dude, that is just.
I'll lick you up and down.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
The internet was so much more pure back then.
Yeah, dude, it was so muchbetter.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Oh man, it was this, I don't know Two big things of
the internet was.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Of yesteryear was.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
This and then Charlie Brown and the Easter nigga.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Was it by the same guy?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I't know, I don't know, that's a good question,
but we are coming up to easter,that's true, so it wouldn't be
too bad.
And these are all on youtube.
So, uh, teenage mutant niggaturtles.
And then charlie brown andeaston nigga, and I'm not
kidding, oh my fucking god, Ifucking love this shit.
Dude, oh man, dude, shirleyBrown in the Eastern nigga,
(26:32):
we're gonna decigigate theseeggs.
Oh my god, oh, there it is.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Dude, that's the tie for Easter.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, it's perfect for Easter Trick or treat.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Trick or treat.
You really are the other sister.
This is motherfucking Eastertime, not Halloween.
You, cadbury cunt cream.
This motherfucking Easter time,not Halloween.
You, cadbury cunt cream.
Damn, you got Down syndrome sobad you probably got Up Left and
Right syndrome too.
Those better be whitemotherfucking Easter eggs, or
else I'm gonna boil that eggheadof yours in vinegar.
(27:09):
We gonna colorize these eggslike Ted Turner rubbing his
sugar stick all over a printer.
Taba returns what the fuck?
Now you prep the functionswhile I desegregate the colors
these eggs have yellow eyes.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
These eggs have yellow eyes, but if I turn them,
the yellow is gone, you.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
You, you, you, goddamn retard.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
He went in the east of Easter egg, Charlie Brown.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Dude, this is so good .
That's the nastiest shit I'veever heard 2007,.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
This was made.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
You know what I like most about Easter the Easter egg
hunt.
Speaking of egg hunts, I wenton one this morning when I had
my period.
Speaker 12 (27:55):
That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Yeah, well, you know what I heard.
I heard that if I pumped yourpaternal cool whip into the
toilet with my maternal stankstream, then started around with
your better crack of fuckmuscle, I can close the lid and
in three days a fucking babywould crawl out.
Then my life would finally becomplete.
Ooh, what in the blue fuck.
I've had it with these fourthquarter shoes days.
A fucking baby would crawl out.
(28:18):
Then my life would finally becomplete.
What in the blue fuck.
I've had it for these fourthquarter shoes, daddy, I need to
be flashing fresh.
Why you call Charlie Brown daddy.
Niggas ain't gonna flash me nobread.
Did you hear that Christmas Italks, she said niggas.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Don't you motherfuckers know that the
NAACP is trying to get us tostop using the N-word?
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Doesn't the NAACP stand for niggas arguing and
constantly protesting?
I thought it stood for niggasangry about Caucasian people.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
No, that's wrong too.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Niggas aren't always cocking pistols.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
We ain't ever gonna make it.
It stands for the NationalAssociation for the Advancement
of Colored People.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Why do they want us to stop saying nigger?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Cause it's disrespectful and degrading to
our people.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Yeah, well, so is motherfucker, you niggardly
motherfucker.
If they're gonna ban the wordnigger, then they gots to ban
the word motherfucker, becausemotherfucker is disrespectful
and degrading to all our mothers.
And last I checked, there was ahell of a lot more mothers out
there than they are niggers, youmotherfucking nigger oh, take a
(29:25):
ride on the fantastic voyage.
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Sodom and gonorrhea.
Who the fuck cares about this?
Niggers and motherfuckersbullshit.
I got bigger titties to lickright now.
Like what kind ofdiamond-crusted contraband.
I'm gonna swipe from the AbuDhabi sand movies at the mall
and a ham sandwich, Say you.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Himalayan hole monkeys ain't thinking of
cheating on the others withoutinviting me?
And Marcy, now are ya?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Uh no, how the fuck did you and Dribblelip get to
the mall?
I didn't know.
The AHRC delivered on theweekend, fuck your mama with the
LA Raiders.
Speaker 10 (30:10):
We here cause AstroTard Jones over here fried
my goddamn Easter eggs.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Why you wasting your time fabricating Easter eggs.
Don't you realize the Easternigger is just gonna steal them?
Speaker 10 (30:22):
The Easter nigger Sounds like some year hustling
crackaganda you heard on theBlack Discovery.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Channel.
This shit's for real,Kronkenstein.
Every year the Easter niggershows up and steals everybody's
homemade Easter eggs.
Come on, Marcy.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Let's get us some Easter eggs before.
I shake this motherfucker'sCocoa Puffs off and decorate him
in pastels.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
What the hell.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I want my motherfucking scuds and I want
them now.
Scuds.
Oh, bitch, come on Yo, youwanna to get high fuck yeah, but
afterwards I ain't sucking nodick in the food court, so you
could have the money to buyyourself a hamburger at checkers
yo when you done.
Speaker 12 (31:06):
I need you to suck some dick in the food court so I
could buy a hamburger what afunny coincidence.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
what's so fucking funny?
I'm starving.
Before you can eat a bigBeaufort, I have to suck one,
okay.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
They're like brother and sister too.
It's time for Marcy and me tobone out to the black spot and
urbanize some Easter eggs.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I'm warning you, you tookie-looking knucklefucker,
you're wasting your time.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Is the Easter nigger really gonna steal her eggs?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Hell yeah, and he'll hoop yours too.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
What if I colored just a couple eggs and hid them
in my box?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You could hide those motherfuckers in a turkey
sandwich covered in mayonnaise,and he'll still get to them.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Girlfriend.
Pay no mind to thisFebreze-wearing Cliffy, because
there ain't no such thing as amotherfucking Easter Nigger.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I'm telling you, dudley's like you, putting work
proccolating Easter eggs thatare off the meter.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Oh my God.
So we got to take a littlebreak here real quick.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yes, so at our break enjoy a new song by a local band
that we kind of, we enjoy.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
No bias or anything.
They're called Disengage.
Oh, that's enjoy, yeah I likethem no bias or anything.
They're called Disengage.
Oh, that's us, yeah, it is us.
So enjoy our song, our song,enjoy, enjoy no-transcript.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
Yo, what's up?
We'll be right back.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
You got that, motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Welcome back.
I hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Hey, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Go check out that band on Facebook.
Disengaged Band.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
They're really great.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
With two S's.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Dispelled with two S's, i't know.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
tibbett, jerry approved they all tag team my
mom, tibbett jerry, approved.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
They fuck my mommy no , but yeah, no joke.
Um, yeah, definitely someawesome stuff coming soon
because, like we said before thebreak, it is our band.
Um, so we do have some awesomestuff coming soon.
I can't wait.
We are really.
We're hitting the groundrunning and we're putting our
nose to the grindstone.
We're ready to get this shitgoing and we you know what's fun
(37:25):
is we do it like our podcast.
We're not out to make money,it's just, it's a creative vent
for all of us to come together.
Right, and no joke, it is, it's, it's.
I look at us kind of likecaptain planet, but we don't
come together and suck yeah,well, I don't have to be monty I
.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I guess that's really all I can, monty not not well,
there's what is there.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
There's five of them, right yeah, there's five well,
we got four people in our band,so whoever?
Yeah mati is not even in it myt or yeah, so he, I'll be the
fucking black earth guy, I guess.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
I'll be a.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Wheeler, wheeler, yeah, yeah, and then Joe and
I'll get to be the fuckingfucking water and wind.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
We the one who gave the who gave the.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
My question is in that who get?
Who was thought it was a goodidea to give, like the American
guy fire, it's like a horribleidea to give the American guy
fire.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
It's a horrible idea?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
A red-haired guy, of course.
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Wind, water, hearts go planet.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
By your powers combined, hurry throw mud at him
.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
By your powers combined, I'm going to fail of
epic proportions.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Throw mud at him and he dies.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Wow, thanks, Captain Planet.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Thanks a lot, Captain .
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I'll turn you into a fucking tree, don Cheadle's.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Captain Planet.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, but I do have a band for us to check out.
All right, this week another $5.
Hello, it is.
I don't know.
You might know him.
Dude, bless the Fall.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I have heard of him.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
And the song is called Hollow Bodies.
And this is the album I pickedup which is called Hollow Bodies
.
$5 on whatnot?
A VC vinyl show, $5.
Christy's $5.
Holla is what it's called, dude, and I'm telling you what dude
Great pickups.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
So should I just go with any song?
Go with Hollow Bodies.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Oh, hollow Bodies, Hollow Bodies is their number
one song on this album oh okay,I'll show it to Sarah and it
starts off kind of.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Have you heard this guy's already have you listened
to these guys yet?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Not yet.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
I listened to a little little evo, but they
might be, we'll see.
Okay, maybe not damn, damn.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Definitely a bullet for my Valentine's Field tour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
This is definitely a product of the times here.
I think they all got to run inplace with their guitars.
I love this shit, though theydon't do some crab Corin.
They got spit the guitar out toor that okay microphone we got
(40:45):
that.
Oh, that's sick.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
This is a good metalcore from 10 years ago.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
This video is badass dude.
Just the effects, oh, like thefreezing and shit.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Yeah, I mean this would have been really cool back
in 2024 or 2014.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
I love this metalcore shit.
Dude, I'm all about it.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Good chorus, man Dude .
I bet this breakdown hits hard.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
I can't wait.
I didn't listen to the wholesong.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Oh yeah, we're building.
We're building it up, guys.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Oh, You're probably going to go-tied with this now.
Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
These guys only have 179,000 subscribers.
That seems criminally low.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
How old is this song?
11 years Wow really Right.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah, this will be good if this came out today.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I've never heard of them.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
I've heard of them before, but I've never really
listened to them.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
That's why I love what we've been doing, like
bringing these bands out, andthat's why I love VC Vinyl dude.
I pick up just these weird shit, dude.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
That's how you discover new fucking albums.
That's crazy.
You picked that up, dude.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
This was only five bucks, dude.
Yeah, I want to see what thebest song off the new albums you
have.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
I've listened to it.
It didn't really like strike achord with me.
No pun intended god damn.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Oh right, there it is .
It's called voyage.
Is their newest album um or the2021?
And it's called either don'tshut me down or I still have
faith in you.
Are the two songs what'd yousay?
Speaker 4 (43:55):
don't, don't shut me down.
Don't shut me down, or?
Speaker 5 (43:58):
I still have faith in you a while ago I had a song of
children's laughter.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
No, it's quiet, so I guess dancing queen, I think
Fade to the near Dancing Queen.
Speaker 8 (44:11):
I think, that's Frida or whatever her name is.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
That's another $5 pickup.
The Styx was a great pickup.
Yeah, that was a home run.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
It sounds like it's out of a Disney movie.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
You will always get those harmonies with ABBA.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Oh, that's ABBA.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
That's a disco, shit dude, that is.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
ABBA 100%.
What is this?
Don't Shut Me Down.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
I like the little bass in the background.
You hear that bass.
I like that dude.
Speaker 8 (45:08):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
It's like Neverending .
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Story.
I was just about to say thatdude, it's not bad.
If you would have told me thiswas ABBA from 1975, I would be
(45:33):
like, yeah, 100%.
I like that though.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I like the fact that it holds true.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
It does hold.
True, it sounds 75.
It sounds retro-y as hell, butwith modern production what it
is.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
That fucking, that piano.
The piano that little.
They do that all the time.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
ABBA does that all the time.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Dancing Queen.
Yeah, that's what they do atthe start of it.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
The top one's the other number one, dude, I Still
have Faith In you.
Yep, that's the other numberone song off there.
God, they got three of them onthere.
Dude, little Things is anotherone.
Speaker 12 (46:24):
I still have faith in you.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
In you.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
I see it now.
Speaker 12 (46:33):
Through all these years, that faith lives on.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
It's like somebody singing in a choir.
They just got a solo.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah, it's interesting how they're starting
these songs choir like they'rejust gonna solo.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
Yeah, it's interesting how they're starting
these songs like none.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Of their songs are really low like a lot of them
they all are pretty highlylistened to off this album off
spotify no on amazon on amazonokay do I have it in me.
Speaker 12 (47:07):
I believe it is in there.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Their voices do sound like good, but you can tell
they're a little weathered overthe years.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
I still have faith in you and I would say I want it
to pick up Like just See if itdoes it.
Oh yeah, it does a little bit.
Speaker 12 (47:37):
I believe it is in there.
Speaker 8 (47:42):
I tell it a little bit Sounds like the old singer
of fucking sticks.
Yeah, and joy and sorrow.
(48:04):
We have a story and it's a lie.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
La la la la, that was me.
Speaker 8 (48:11):
And we need one another Like boys, what if they
have like?
Speaker 4 (48:17):
I want it like a really fat, like a good like.
Maybe they have like.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Little Things is the other one.
That was one of their popularones.
Speaker 8 (48:24):
No, that doesn't sound like another slow ass song
like my.
Thanks, old friend I want to.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
I want to see if they got anything.
Speaker 8 (48:33):
That's just like it's every song we listen.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
to this Just a notion .
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Praise him Does sound a little Christian-y.
Did we listen to this onealready?
Keep an eye on Dan.
No, ooh, no, ooh Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Kind of like that techno.
Thing.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, got my attention with that synth.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Ooh, that whole deep thing coming in.
Speaker 12 (49:21):
Keep an eye on Dan I know that this shouldn't be a
traumatic event, but it is, andI feel so bad.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Dude, I'm fucking digging this so far, dude.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
My alboboner is getting bigger, I know right.
I wonder if it's going to belike One of those SOS.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Can't wait to have a full on Alba Rager.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
I hope the chorus is huge For this.
It feels like they're buildingit.
Speaker 8 (50:02):
Maybe I see you, but it's over.
Keep an eye on them.
Promise me you can.
He gets out of hand If you lethim to keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
Who's Dan?
Speaker 1 (50:26):
I don't know, Adad Güntherum dude.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Keep it nice.
Adad To the night.
Fucking Günther dude.
Yeah, dude, that's what I wasdoing.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Oh my god, I didn't.
You can Gunther any song.
I wasn't picking up on that.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Gunther everything dude.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
Bumblebee.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
It's a bumblebee.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
It's been an otter plague with you, gentlemen, this
evening dude.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Gunther is the best.
I love gunther and I'd love tohave some of his albums okay,
first and foremost, youmentioned it.
Speaker 4 (51:16):
I'm gonna fucking play it, dude, I don't care oh
gunther fucking uh switch.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
It's just, I'm not justin bieber bitch did he?
He did the ding dong song righthe did ding dong song, yep,
fucking, uh gunther, oh, my god,yep, right, there it is.
Oh, there's a second one.
It shows it's a video.
Gotta love the fuck, I lovegunther oh you touch my
(51:44):
tra-la-la, my ding-ding-dong.
The fucking Sunshine Girls doall the work in this fucking
show.
He just sings Don't we get a?
Speaker 4 (51:57):
shot of his ass.
Yeah, there it is.
I do it, dude.
This is a core memory for me,right here, man, Not the ass
shot, but the song.
Okay, maybe the ass Lies, lies.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
He did teeny weeny Polka dot bikini.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
I remember that song I remember.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
I like his Christmas song, dude I used to listen to
this At McDonald's when I usedto close Deep in the night.
I'm looking for someone.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I used to listen to this at McDonald's when I used
to close.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Dude, the music's killer.
This still holds up today.
Dude, and now the most weirdlycurious Sensor.
It's so weird, I love it.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
He did one with that.
What was that?
Fox Fox chick from the 80s?
Touch Me, he redid.
Touch Me with that, god damn.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Those Sunshine Girls are hot as fuck.
They are here.
Let me see here.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
Samantha Fox.
Dude Gunther redid Touch Mewith Samantha Fox.
Dude, Gunther Reed did Touch Mewith Samantha Fox.
Really, that is probably myfavorite Gunther song.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
So good.
You know one of my favoriteparts of this song.
If you look up at the cornerhere, I know it's covered with a
logo, but like when he saysGunther, but when he does my
ding-ding-dong and it'll say itup here Like it's some sort of
weird lyric reveal Gunther, butwhat he does to my
ding-ding-dong, and it'll say itup here Like it's some sort of
weird lyric reveal, yeah, see,this is tra-la-la.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
That'll go ding-ding-dong.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Oh, that's awesome dude, I never picked up on that
it's so weird, dude, check out,gun me gunther, touch me, dude,
and see what that comes up.
No joke, samantha fox was a gemof the 80s and very rarely, oh,
dude, she's so hot and sheposed in playboy I don't know if
I've ever heard this before.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Touch me.
I love this song what is this?
It's this.
It's not 15 years ago, that'snot that far.
Touch me now 2010.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
I love this song Touch me Touch me, I want to
feel your body.
Speaker 9 (54:34):
Oh, okay, I want to be next to mine.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
He does it, dude that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (54:43):
Touch me, touch me, touch me now.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
Full moon in the city .
I was young, I was hungry forlove.
Speaker 10 (54:56):
I was hungry for fun .
Speaker 3 (54:58):
Gunther looks like it's a fake act, like he's doing
it as a parody, but it'stotally legit.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
He's serious as fuck with this.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
But this is actually a remake of her song from the
80s Right right right, right.
You remember in Clerks 2, whenthey're fucking the donkey or
whatever, and it's.
Speaker 9 (55:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's her.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
Yeah, that's Samantha Fox, whatever, and it's no
girls need love too.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, that's her.
Yeah, that's samantha fox dudeand she posed.
Like I said, she posed forplayboy and dude.
She is a smoke show, bro wait,wait, gunther's got new music.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
No fucking way got there.
Gunther has new music, saysgunther, shut up dance with me
nine months ago.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Holy fuck balls man yeah, dude, she's fucking smoke.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
Show, dude, samantha fox do you want to take this in
together?
Man, yeah, let's go.
Holy shit, I didn't know thisdude, what's it called?
Called shut up, dance with me.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Okay, we'll do that, I wonder if I heard this, I know
I looked them up, shut up anddance with me.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Come on, why don't you?
Those are like four words inthis whole song.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Repeated over and over.
I mean, I wouldn't expectanything less from Goofy.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
How many views does this?
Speaker 4 (56:25):
have 234,000.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
Fucking dude man.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
That pouty face he makes dude is so fucking iconic.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
Oh he's got more words.
How long ago was this dude?
Nine months ago, oh, because Iwas looking on the right and I
saw sex myself.
This that's from three yearsago, I know.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
Shut up.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
He just tells him in between shoots just grab at me,
real sassy, that's from a yearago.
That sex myself from threeyears ago.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Coup de main from a year ago no pant Sex.
Myself from three years ago.
Coup de Maine from a year ago.
Speaker 4 (57:27):
No, pantalones, I remember that one too.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, I remember no, pantalone Holy shit dude.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
What's this one, Real Sassy, almost has a million
views from a year ago.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Feel the heat.
Come and taste my body.
Feel my money You're gonna loveand love it.
Feel the heat.
Come and taste my body.
Feel my money You're gonna loveand love it.
Feel the heat.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
It's like he's a parody of every Euro pop fucking
techno artist.
He should be at Eurovision.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
He should I'll show you what I got.
Time to have some fun.
Let's do it on the floor, youand me.
Real sassy.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
Feel the heat, come and taste my body, feel my wound
.
I can't take this seriously.
Why does he like?
My thing is it's a missedopportunity.
Teach my body.
You could have said get realnaughty or something, but
instead he goes you're going tolove it, love it, love it.
It's like dude.
I think it's supposed to be areyou supposed to?
(58:28):
Like it's supposed to, likemake it to where you can't sing
with it, because you're likefucking trying to rhyme, because
it's what it's supposed to do.
Dude, gunther is just fuckingwhatever.
Speaker 4 (58:39):
Bro oh, dude, have you heard this song before?
No, played it of the bass.
Now this is a parody.
It's by kyle gordon.
He does like a.
You probably see his facebookreels and stuff, but this guy
made a uh parody.
Uh, europop techno song.
It's called planted on the base.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
It's actually legit, a pretty decent like song at
least, I think, if you wantparties to be making, have some
noise.
All the women in the world, letme see your beautiful faces.
Oh, I've got an idea worldpeace, I've got an idea World
(59:23):
peace.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
I mean, that's what they all like.
A lot of the dude.
Speaker 8 (59:36):
It's like a mishmash parody of every stereotype in
techno music.
When the pleasure is a dream ona secret love and the people
want to make it fun, we arelosing control on the floor
tonight.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
Take your heart into a unicorn.
If the sky is not green, butthe sky is blue, he's just
fucking playing with buttonsPassion in a million ways so
stupid.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Digital chaos.
Heaven is the time today.
Y2k.
Digital chaos Y2K.
Yeah.
How long ago was this dude?
(01:00:20):
A year ago, oh.
How long ago was this dude?
A year ago, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
That's right.
Bass In this space, on theplanet of death Base Life, it
never die.
Women are my favorite gods SexI'm wanting more.
(01:00:52):
Tell the world stop the war.
Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Boom, hear the bass go, zoom.
Have a body feel the groove.
Cyber system overload Everybodymovement, all of me.
It's so nonsensical.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
The song's really good.
Yeah, like it really is, eventhough it's a fucking parody,
isn't?
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
that kind of how it goes where like parody songs are
almost better than like whatthey're trying to scoop.
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
The originals.
Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah, isn't that kind of interesting how that works
out, like we saw BLR and shit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Yeah, they make songs better than the original.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Bass Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Yeah, this reminds me of like ATC kind of shit.
You know from back, I love ATC.
La, la, la, la la.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah, reminds me of like atc kind of shit you know
from back.
I love it.
Yeah, that song's so good, Iknow right, so good.
So I ended up buying um ozzy'srecord.
Dual lp was that the one you'rekind of looking for, yeah, and I
was telling you, okay, solisten to this shit, dude.
Okay, so I'm gonna look it up.
Ozzy, oh Oz, I'm going to lookup Osmian Cometh Cause that's
(01:02:06):
what I Cometh LP.
So when I went to look for theOsmian Cometh LP, it pulled up
another um, shopping, shopping,yeah, there we go.
It pulled up another fucking um, oh, it was.
(01:02:26):
Uh, memoirs of a madman waswhat it was called and uh, let
me see memoirs of a madman.
okay, let's get out of shopping,dude.
I'm good on that fucking bitch.
Okay, let's get out of shopping, dude, I'm good on that.
Fucking bitch.
(01:02:48):
Fucking bitch, you fucking,you're a fucking Fuck you bitch.
No, fuck your mother, youfucking bitch.
Fuck your mother MemoirsFucking I have to keep typing
this in Of a madman, of a badman, man, um okay, so the song's
on this dude?
(01:03:08):
Um okay, so it's 2lp came outin 2014.
Didn't really realize it.
Um has chris crazy train okayblizzard of oz flying high again
over Mountain, bark at the Moon.
The Ultimate Sin.
Miracle man, no More Tears.
(01:03:29):
Mama, I'm Coming Home, road toNowhere.
Perry Mason, I Just Want you,which is my favorite one Gets Me
Through Changes.
Featuring Kelly Osbourne.
Kelly Osbourne, I, I guess,sings on it.
I don't want to stop.
Let me hear you scream paranoidand uh yeah, paranoid and the
(01:03:50):
paranoid that's a good fuckingdude.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
It was uh 28 on amazon.
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I got I'll be.
It'll be here by tomorrow, doesit?
Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
is it kelly osborne, married to like the guitars of
slipknot or something like that?
I don't know.
I thought I saw that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Anyway, maybe she's married to jack osborne.
I think that's her.
Yeah, all z but uh, but yeah,no, dude, that's that sounds
great.
Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
You bought that then.
Yeah, oh nice dude.
Yes, that's a good, that's agood lineup on that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yes, I'll tell you, record, record, record I want to
check out another album Ibought off that $5 list Probably
got time for one more, let mesee, we're about running out of
time.
Everybody that's wild man Iknow right.
So no sex stuff I can talkabout, because me and my wife
haven't fucked for a while.
Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
Beedoo.
Speaker 11 (01:04:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
So this one's kind of techno?
Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Ooh, I like kind of techno.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
The song's called.
It's Bastille, it's DistortedLight Beam.
Wow, I think I've heard ofthese guys Bastille, Distorted
Light Beam.
B-a Distorted.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Light Beam yeah, distorted Light Beam Bastille
Yep, distorted light beam bestdeal.
Yep, like the first day it cameout.
Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Oh yeah, interesting the video looks awesome your
call is important to us.
Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
A future engineer will be with you as soon as
about this album because itlooked techno kind of cool this
first time you're listening tothis.
Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
I've never heard it, yeah it isn't enough to start a
riot.
Distort the light beam until Ilike me, it isn't enough.
Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Wait, the group's called Distorted Light Beam.
It's called Bastille.
Oh, the group's called Bastille.
Yeah, okay, just make sure wehave the right thing If this is
real life.
Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
I'll stick to dreaming.
Come see what I see.
Make sure we enter anything.
The fantasy's the same.
(01:06:02):
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican do anything.
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican go anywhere.
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican be anyone.
So don't wake me up.
Don't wake me up.
When I'm dreaming tonight, Ican do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
It's got a Daft Punk feel to it.
I was gonna say it feels alittle Daft Punk-y.
I love Daft Punk.
Don't wake me up.
Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Don't wake me up.
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I love that fuck.
I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
I love that shit.
Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Scorpion, scorpion Weird.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
I'll say something halftime stuff.
Are we gonna get an epic?
Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
dance fucking sequence.
This is like Orson Welles, thatwas a little better.
Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
It's like Bill and Ted.
Yeah, I like the fuckingstrings brought into it.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Now that's Daft Punk shit right there.
Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I like this post-dystopian kind of music
video's, fucking daft punk yeah,that's definitely daft punk I
love that shit, dude yeah, it'sI, I dug that so good, dude.
Yeah, I don't know.
I never listened to anything onit, so I was the new mortal
kombat mortal kombat 2 imagescame out yeah, like some stills
came out for it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Mortal Kombat 2 images came out.
Yeah, like some stills came outfor it.
That's Shae O'Conn from the newmovie.
That's kind of cool.
It's pretty badass looking.
Honestly, I think there wassome more images that came out.
Oh, yeah, there's.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Johnny Cage, rage Cage.
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Katana.
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Scorpion Shae O'Conn.
Rage cage katana scorpion shalekhan.
So yeah, this though I I wantedto bring that up too tonight.
I show khan fucking cost thatdesign looks fucking awesome.
I dig it I'll watch.
Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I thought the first one was great.
Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
I still I still like the 90s version.
Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Man I said that before my biggest problem was
kung lao's death.
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
It was just so yeah, that was that sucked.
It was like dude, he did such abadass when he pulled her down
into the fucking yeah, dude, Ithink that movie did a better
job presenting the game in amovie form than the 90s movie.
But I think some of the writingwas a little little iffy at
times.
To me it's like they rushed it.
That did like I thought, likethe character designs were
(01:09:28):
really well done.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
I liked the story, but I felt some of the some
things got a little mission youknow, the one that we missed,
that I think should have beenmade into a real one, was the
legacy, one that we had, thatone that was oh, those were
awesome where it was like realpeople.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
I think that was the closest thing that we really got
to an actual greatrepresentation of mortal combat
in live action yeah, like towhere those were great, like
those come out of dvd at somepoint they did.
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
They did come out on blu-ray.
I remember that, yeah, but it'slike it was awesome because it
was like real.
It was like it could be, waslike they could be real, like
Reptile was a dude with a scaleissue?
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Didn't they have like stories for each one?
Yeah, it was like FBI files.
Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Yeah, FBI files.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
They had like a thing for each person.
Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah, those were really, really well done.
It kind of reminded me of justour Fuck.
Is that Not the Birds of Prey,prey.
What's the fucking?
The one with harley quinn, oh?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my god,suicide squad, suicide squad you
(01:10:36):
can remember when they bringout all the like, the fucking
shit on them.
Yeah, and that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Yeah, yeah you got there, you got one little mini
story for each person, yeah like, and it kind of break, yeah
like and then scorpion wasactually like a dude that threw
and then like yeah, like it wasreal, it made it like almost
relatable right with real peopleright they tried to do that a
little bit in the newer moviewith what's like with that kind
(01:11:00):
of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
I think scorpion was with ropes, ropes and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Yeah, and then sub-zero was the one with mystic
powers and stuff and they werebitter rivals and yada, yada,
yada.
But uh, but yeah, well, we areout of time, so final thoughts
for this evening, today,tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Good afternoon my final thought is I'd like to say
again thank you to pc vinyl.
Um, I know they said they weregonna listen, like a bunch of
people in that chat we'retalking about this thing, so
which would be awesome, thankyou um and uh, dude, I was on
there today and they were like,hey, what's up, dj san?
And I was on dude with anotherdude and he was like I was
buying video games, dj sensei,that's that's a badass well,
(01:11:39):
what I like about that guy dudeis he starts at dollar starts
and works his way up.
Dude.
So I was picking up fuckinggems for a dollar.
Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Those are what not is awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I'm addicted and unfortunately, thank God, my
thank God I have a business thatcan kind of support that feed,
my feed, your feed, your vice.
My addiction.
Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Yeah, everyone has their vices.
Well, at least I don't eat hairdo heroin.
Yeah, some people have heroin.
Some people buy cheap recordsand video games off whatnot.
So it's all good, I'll takethat I will too.
Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I'm addicted to buying records, buying video
games and, uh, and masturbatingon the household items yeah, he
actually masturbates on therecords.
Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
That's what he does.
Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
And then I put the needle into him.
I want to watch it goo.
Just spit around there.
It's like I bought MichaelJackson.
I was like and on that note Iactually got that record, dude.
Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
The one with Rock, with you on it, nice, don't stop
thinking.
It's got all those good hitsOff the Wall.
Is that what it's called?
I?
Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
think it is called Off the Wall, off the Wall.
That's a good record.
What a great fucking album.
I got that and I got.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I think I got two thrillers.
I got the original press andthen I got the.
Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Nice dude, which is the same one you got right, yeah
, yep and then I got, uh, therepress sweet yeah, so yeah.
We appreciate everyone'slistenership, from everywhere,
from whatnot to germany, tojapan and everywhere around the
world uh, guten tag and yeah soyeah, we appreciate everyone's.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Also happy St Paddy's Day yesterday.
Yeah, St Paddy's.
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Day, your bum blockhead, your lug, your lug.
We'll see you on the next goaround.
Make me a potato pancake, yourlug.
I'm John Prickner and I'm JasonSugar.
Peace out Later, guys.
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