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April 4, 2025 69 mins

Two friends with absolutely no filter take you on a wild conversational journey through the everyday absurdities of life in small-town Ohio. 

This episode captures John and Jay at their uncensored best as they navigate topics ranging from serious business ventures to uncomfortably hilarious personal stories. John shares his ambitious journey toward purchasing a beloved local game store, revealing the surprising support he's found within the community banking system and downtown business network. His passionate commitment to preserving an important local establishment shines through as he details contingency plans and potential partnerships.

The conversation takes several unexpected turns, including a candid discussion of their successful weight loss journeys - John proudly shares his 17-pound accomplishment while his co-host celebrates dropping over 14 pounds. Their mutual accountability system offers a glimpse into the genuine friendship that makes this podcast so engaging.

When the topic shifts to a recent local wrestling event that Jay DJ'd for, listeners get treated to hilarious behind-the-scenes insights into the indie wrestling world - from Thunder Dick's entrance music to wrestlers changing costumes in shared spaces. Their metal music review segment captures authentic first reactions to bands like Wage War and Otep, complete with impromptu comparisons to movie soundtracks.

Perhaps most memorably, Jay recounts an awkward dream involving his wife and John's brother that sparked real-world conversations - demonstrating the hosts' remarkable willingness to share even their most embarrassing moments. Through it all, their distinctive brand of humor and honesty creates an experience that feels like joining two friends for an evening of unscripted entertainment.

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Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay Comedy.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day.

(01:04):
This is our day.
And it's my day.
This is our day.
And it's every day with Johnand Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.

(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with John and
Ajay.
Let's rock.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yo, yo, yo, it's every day, every day with John
and Ajay.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
With John and Ajay Hi baby, hi baby, hi baby, yo yo.
It's every day, every day.
What's on the day, what's?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
on the day hi baby, hi baby.
We're back with another episode.
We used to do that all the timeat mcdonald's I know right it
was so funny hi baby.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Speaking of mc homies , dude, I was looking at, uh,
shannon and drew's cruise yeah,dude, so proud of like that that
lady went from, like I mean,she was always she's a muscle
mommy, she was always prettysmoking, she's a muscle mommy,
and Drew was always so cool.
I think that girl could, likebody, slam me man Honestly if I

(02:18):
was him walking around, did shebe my bodyguard Right?
She'd carry me across thethreshold like a little
chocolate drop like norvin.
Yeah, no man, she'd be like mylittle chocolate drop dude, you
could, you could seriously likeI want to.
I want to wash I want to armwrestle her.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You could wash clothes on her abs, bro shannon.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah I want to arm wrestle you.
I'll probably lose.
But I want to arm wrestle you.
I'll probably lose, but I wantto do it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Those abs are godly.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
God damn dude.
Yeah, no shit man.
You're fucking out in the oceanand the fucking village people
are watching.
They're fucking goddamn clothson you.
But dude no joke Much respect,dude, way to go.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You won't catch me on a cruise though Absolutely not.
Nope, not John.
Yeah, dude, um, you know, Idon't catch me on a cruise
though.
No, absolutely not.
Nope, not john, and no, nothanks you should.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Just I could do all the shit on a long train ride I
would they should do a traincruise.
That'd be kind of cool.
That's an interesting.
That's kind of cool,interesting, you know do a train
where it has a bunch of partystuff on it yeah and you stop at
different towns like tradingplaces long way trading places
kind of.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Did that.
Remember, were there thegorilla suits and stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, they were doing like a new year's new year's
thing, yeah, but I like to say Ilike that kind of idea that'd
be kind of neat.
You have like a casino car, uh,like a fucking, like you know,
hot tub, car, sauna, car, shitlike that, like where you can go
to different cars and do thingsyeah, and I won't get killed by
a fucking shark or an iceberg.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I like that idea.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, we'll just get derailed and died a fiery
explosion that's what happenedover on the other side of ohio,
london, or whatever I wish wehad like high speed rail, but
that'll never happen oh, likejapan and shit.
Yeah, right, because actuallylike europe in general.
Yeah, but americans.
So we're so dumb, we don'tfollow the fuck.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, I think, I think the car, I think like the.
The automobile industry wouldhave something to say about that
too, like a lot of lobbyistswould, would shut that down
pretty fucking quick.
But like europe, has that shitdown to a science in japan too.
Yeah, like you said, it's, it's, uh, it's, it's, I would take.
The only smatterings of publictransportation that we have here

(04:30):
is just in cities themselveswith, like, light rail.
Cleveland's is actually prettydecent, I feel it's, it's great.
It's two, it's basically fivedollars every you go anywhere on
any rail like, but it'sbasically 250 there, 250 back.
You know, we take it, we getoff the the uh, the tarp, hike
the i-280 that would go to brookpark in cleveland and then we

(04:51):
take that to tower city downtownand if the brouds get their new
stadium, you know that's gonnathat our, our hidden little gem
is gonna be exposed for for all,for all time's sake yeah, I
just um what I?
I don't know, not a lot ofpeople know about it either.
Man, I always tell like oh,people are like oh yeah, we're
going to a concert at rocketmortgage field house or whatever

(05:15):
like oh, okay, yes, oh the rta,yeah, yeah dude

Speaker 3 (05:19):
yeah probably the one of the best things you ever.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's the best kept secret in fucking.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Don't get me wrong you're riding and somebody's
come pretty much.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh oh, it's public transportation.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
There's a lot of sketchy fucking people out there
oh, dude, I loved it when I waswalking through and there's
some dude with his fucking socksand shoes off sitting on a
bench with oh yeah, listen, geta job, you bum.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Listen.
If you get, I said a dollarbitch, if you could stomach
being with the Cretans, thenlisten.
Okay, what would you ratherhave?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, I, mean it's not the Cretans I have a problem
with, it's usually the blacks.
That's the issue I have.
This is what dude one time wewere in there.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm just kidding this dude rolled up there and
started just trying to sell fakeRolexes to everybody and shit.
One time I was like like fivebucks dude.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, thanks bro, I'm good dude, I'm like nigga back
off.
Listen, I'm a good americanwhite man.
Dude, you ain't bringing downmy goddamn credit here's the
thing I've been racist in awhile and I needed to kind of
you gotta get that out.
I gotta get that up, dude, yeahyeah, I mean, I've had a lot of
time to be just normal and uh,so now it is time to be racist

(06:27):
again I was watching uh dopeyabedis the society while
drinking your juice I fuckinglove that movie.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
It's like he's just now confused.
It's like yeah, you know youshouldn't say the word nigga,
that's just what the white manuses.
It's like oh, remind me, I'mgonna get my clean cleaning from
the cheek down the street Ilove the excuse.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
my ebony sister, Could you please tap that?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
goddess.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Tap that, goddess, my milk and magnesium Dude.
I'm glad you do it, baby.
You know there are no positivefemale role models in these
movies.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
There ain't no positive female role models in
these movies.
There's like leaves falling dudeit's only on his yard.
Yeah, it models in these nopositive female role models.
There's like leaves falling,dude, it's only on his yard.
Yeah, it's just like they'rejust almost like someone's just
dumping the leaves off the topof the car.
Man, I'll suck your dick.
I got these cheeseburgers, man.
No, get out of here.
Get out of here, fucking away.
You know okay, so the one, Idon't know if you do.
There's like extended seats onthe amazon prime version, so I

(07:22):
have.
I have it on prime okay so I waswatching I was watching it on
prime today before he got here,yeah, and there was a scene you
know the scene where he tries,he gets that they're at that
party and then a slope dog goesup.
Oh, yeah, you know how many.
You know how many cupcakes Icould get for this and then and
then loke dog goes up to thatfew because I beg, get home
number.
He goes, bite yourself and giveme your goddamn number.

(07:45):
And she's like oh, that wasn'tin there.
No it was in the movie, butthere was an extended part of
that.
There was a part where shefought back, where, like that,
she put her gad up to Lokedog'schin.
Oh, dude yeah yeah, I rememberseeing that the other day I go.
I don't remember this part Likewas this like a director's cut,
kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
This is from my homies, you don't sit on the
fucking dead dudes.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
But like the girl's like yeah, it's like, oh, that's
pretty hot.
You know, she had his dad up inhis chair and stuff.
I killed my mom and dad orsomething like that, and I'm
like I don't remember all thisso dude, okay, so on, so dude,
okay.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
So, on that note, speaking of shootings and
killings in the hood what do youthink about that poor girl from
fucking Toledo?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
man, I saw the story.
I don't know much about it.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Okay, so pretty much what it is.
Oh my God man.
Okay.
So dude killed his daughter,abducted his daughter she was
missing for a while, 13 yearsold killed her, put her ass in
an abandoned building put herdead body in there right tried
to, I think, but it didn't workokay but I guess she was.
Her throat was clear cut or um,fuck her um.

(08:54):
Her appendages were severed,jesus.
Then he went down to columbus,okay, and got shot.
The fuck up oh by who?
oh by oh, dude, dude do me afavor, look up the columbus
police.
The dude goes if you're gonnamurder somebody, you don't come
to our fucking town, like he's.

(09:14):
Like, our SWAT nailed it.
Yeah, dude, columbus.
Um, oh god, I don't know whatit would be called.
I saw the video today and thepolice officer's like if you're
gonna murder somebody and you'rea murderer on the run, you
don't know what it would becalled.
I saw the video today and thepolice officer's like if you're
going to murder somebody andyou're a murderer on the run,
there he is.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
That dude right there , the one you're on, watch this
guy.
This is for TOL.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I'm Brian Steele, b-r-i-a-n-s-t-e-e-l.
I'm the president of theToronto Order of Police Capital
City Lodge and I'll let mycolleague introduce himself.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Brian Toth, executive vice president of the Toronto
Order of Police.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I love what this dude says, the big tall guy.
So I got the call.
Can you hold on one second sowe can let the car through Get
out of the shot before he getsshot Message.
Message.
I received a call we never wantto get.
One of our officers wasinvolved in a police-involved
shooting.
Immediately went to scene tospeak to our officer, one of our
swat officers, a dedicatedofficer, uh, highly trained, as
you know, our special operationsbureau longtime member.

(10:15):
He's okay, thank god, he's okay.
When I heard about this case.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
This was an individual wanted for homicide.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I called my union counterpart in toedo.
I said hey, good news, we haveyour guy.
Your guy committed a murder,chose to fled to our town.
I'll tell you right now thewrong town to come to.
If you murder somebody, ourSWAT team will go out looking
for you.
This case is one of the mosthorrific cases I ever heard.
This is a 14-year-old that wasmurdered, raped, had her hands
cut off and her throat almostcut off.

(10:42):
This is an absolute animal thatcame into our town.
I understand some of youreditors won't let you print the
word animal or view the wordanimal.
If people are more offended tohow I'm describing him, how he
treated that girl, that's onthem, not on me.
Again, I'm glad our officersare okay.
Our SWAT are the best of thebest.
We have sent a message youmurder somebody, do not come to
this town the message you murdersomebody, do not come to this

(11:08):
town, dude.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I love this.
That is.
That is direct.
That's balls deep, bro I mean?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
what are the comments dude?
I gotta see the comments dude.
So this is all animals notstrong enough for anyone who
would do that to roll child as amonster.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Okay my only question was a good pussy?
Jesus christ, I'm just kidding,okay, man don't hold me that.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Holy fuck bro.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm trying not to laugh this is fucked up, it is
messed up dude.
It says and you know what thatis.
It's a sad thing because I have, I have a 15-old daughter,
almost 16-year-old daughter,jesus.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Christ, you're old.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I know I have a 23-year-old fucking son.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's crazy too.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
So I have a 23-year-old son and a
16-year-old daughter and I knowthere's a lot of our listeners
and stuff like Tony that has adaughter and stuff and I
couldn't imagine this is afather that did this to his kid.
I don't understand, I don't get.
I don't understand how you can,not how you could, take your

(12:10):
kid and just fucking do that.
I don't.
I understand discipline, butthis is too far.
You know, like I, I don't.
I don't understand how he rapedhis own kid, him and his buddy.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
He had a friend.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I just realized that yeah, raped his own kid, shut
the fuck up and then cut there,which, which I think is the most
acceptable part of it.
Thanks, dad.
Jesus christ, we're reallyhitting them hard today, dude, I
dude, I'm telling you what thisis you're on, you're on a whole
nother level.
This is a long time waiting.
I've been good for too long,and now it's time for the, the,

(12:46):
the fucking evil boat fromwillie wonka to show its head
right now and it just won't stopshowing crap.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Get your noodle going .
I just made that dude.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
That was awesome, I'm like.
Did he say that?
No, I just oh, fuck, oh.
By the way, I got your uh stuffout in the truck okay I got
eight cans of tuna oh, fuck,yeah, dude, I'll eat the piss
out of that and then, um, I gotyour slammer guy that oh, okay
dude, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I think it's numbered and it's oh, speaking of
ghostbusters, I saw ollie's isgetting a bunch of ghostbusters
stuff I read.
I'll ollie's.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh yeah, the fucking, uh the one, yeah, the one oh
yeah the one yeah yeah, I sawfucking aj sent it to me I'm
like what those are gonna go,those are gonna sell out so fast
and you don't really sell themfor like 49 bucks.
Yeah, 50 bucks that's if it'sthe same one.
I bought.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm gonna be so pissed I do dude I knew you're
gonna say that I wanted over 200dollars.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I know I wanted to bring it up.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I was like dude.
If it's the same one, it has tobe kind of maybe a?
Uh, maybe a lower scaled one,maybe, but I don't know if it's
the same one, but the box.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
The box looks exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
It's the spangler neutron one, so I'm like which
one?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
is that the one I?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
got.
Yeah, it's the one you got yeah, I was like dude, that's crazy.
If they're selling that for 50bones, that's hilarious oh my
god, I was like you jay-z.
Fuck, I can't imagine it beingthe exact same version.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
You know maybe keep a look on hobby lobby.
Wait till they come out with aneon of fucking the ghostbusters
dude, I'm wait, dude I waslooking for.
I'm like, okay, they got likesign they got like everything
here so like the sign, a fuckinglight up sign your spirit.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Halloween usually has kind of a good lockdown on
ghostbusters stuff, but I spiritif, if, hobby lobby I'm telling
you what hobby lobby went fromlike oh, it's hobby lobby,
whatever dude, what did hobby?
Lobby become fucking awesome?
Or did I just get old like?
Could somebody explain?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
that to me, I 100 agree.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I went in there and I'm like well, hobby lobby got
cool, or we got old, or both,both, because I would like you
were telling you like oh, dude,they got all this shit like
dude's hobby, like my mom goesin this place, dude, what the
fuck.
Kind of cool shit.
I'm like oh, they got liketheater stuff, like home theater
decorations and the neonseverywhere I bought one.

(15:05):
I bought one.
I gotta put it up still I gotthe my.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I got a bunch of a couple of neons in my.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I plugged it in and I was like dude, this is the
greatest fucking thing.
Now it's just the led light,but it looks like a neon side
and it's awesome, dude, they gottons of that, tons of those
like really good price, dude.
They got tons of those faux neonsigns and they look incredible,
because some of them you cantest them right there at the
store.
Yeah, you press the button, youpress the button.
I'm like, oh my God, dude, thislooks awesome.

(15:31):
This is cool as fuck, dude.
They had like video game decor.
They had man cave fuckingdecorations.
I saw that and I was like dude.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
I'm about to see if your wife's out of the bathroom
yet.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
She isn't feeling too good, so who knows?
Yeah, she is, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
All right, man, I'm going to take a little break,
Skye, because I'm about to pissmy pants and that's your wife
saying it's okay to go to thebathroom.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's got to pee, got to pee.
I'll be back Got to pee.
My bladder's about to blow thefuck out of me you should just
pee on the stream, get it.
So I'm having a good time rightnow.
Not you ever see that scene inScanners where his dude's head

(16:24):
just explode?
Hey, you ever see that dudewhere he cut off his tug but he
didn't.
It just didn't die, it pulsated, it grew little baby tugs.
That was pretty cool.
Snow White, snow White Shitty.

(17:22):
Jay's coming back and he's back.
I was doing like Wade's Rollquotes.
I'm like it's like I'm Having agood time right now.
Not you ever see that scene ofscanners where his head just
Explodes?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
But no, yeah, I'm gonna do that.
I feel so good.
Plus, dude, it gives me achance to use bath and body work
so, which we have at home, butit always smells so amazing I.
I buy stock and bath and bodyworks like cologne and
everything else.
So anyway, on a good positivenote I love positive.
I ordered um.
By the way, I don't know if Isent you a picture.

(18:02):
I can send you a picture of thescale that joe told me to get.
Okay, um, I ended up buying onelast night and I talked to my
dog, brett, my doctor, yeah, andI was telling him.
I said, dude, you know, I'vebeen working out with my buddies
and stuff.
I said, because joe goes tobrett, right, and then you go to
shannon, right, okay.
So I was telling him.
I said, yeah, I've been workingout with my buddies and stuff.

(18:23):
And, dude, because when hewalked, brett walked in, he goes
hey, he's like, look at you,look at you.
I thought he was gonna pick meup, I thought he was gonna like
like from elf.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, he's like look at you, you know so.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
So he uh.
So no, no joke, I'm gonna saythis straight up man brett is
amazing that whole office, yeah,yeah, I love it and I heard is
amazing.
Yeah, she's good um, but um,brett is amazing, um, he goes.
He was telling me my totals, hegoes.
Since last time I went in, I'velost 17 pounds.

(18:59):
Nice, um, good work.
Thank you, man.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well, it's because we all keep ourselves accountable
I've lost 14 point somethingpounds, 14.2 pounds, since
february 11th that's really goodI knew you were gonna drop
quick.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Um, and I told him.
I said you know, well, I wastalking to him today and, uh,
because I'm down technically,like I have my shoes on and
stuff too, and I saw you were.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
You were definitely under 300.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
So for sure, for sure um, I was, I was even joking.
I had some girls in therelaughing because I was like hold
on, let me put my phone down,let me put this down, my wallet.
And I said here, let me take myearrings off, those add a lot
and everything else and I hadsome girls in there laughing.
But I looked at the scale and Iwas like, can I please take a

(19:44):
picture of that?
And that's what that picturewas was the scale at the office
Right right, because she's likeyou, better hurry.
And by the office right right,because she's like better hurry.
And by the time it came up itwas nothing.
She pulled it back.
I was like, got it nice.
Um.
But I was talking to him abouthow my scale, because my scale
at home I was trying to weighmyself and I was like, oh, cool,
got on it 290.
I'm like fuck, yeah, dude, 290,are you kidding me?

(20:04):
Then it jumped.
Then I got on it again becauseI was like, okay, that seems
sketch.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Um, okay 305, okay 314 yeah, okay, 307 does that
too.
If I'm not perfect, like if, ifmy feet are too far, a little
too far up on the scale, becauseit's like the scale is not,
like my feet are too big orsomething.
Well, they.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
He said, after a while you got to get a new scale
he goes, they just they're not.
They they update and they'renot calibrated right so um, I
ordered the one that yourbrother has.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, send that to me , because I definitely.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
And I showed him.
He was telling me his His iscalled Mize or Hize or something
.
It was like Y-Z-E or somethinglike that and Y-Y-Z Rush.
Yeah, r-y-z.
I think it's R-Y-Z or somethinglike that.
So, and then the one I got waslike eclectic something.

(20:55):
Oops, yeah, eclectic, so we'refucking turtles.
So I think, I think it's what'scalled, and um, awesome but
your mom has that.
Yeah, it's your mom and dad do.
Yeah, right, joe has it.
I ordered it last night.
It's only 20 nice I would getone um, it goes up to 400 pounds
too.
So it's just really cool,because a lot of some scales

(21:17):
stop at 250 right, um, the one Ihave it like.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
When I was like 400 pounds, it was it.
It was just like struggling tofigure out like, okay, why is
this heavy ass motherfucker onme right now?
Get off, get off now.
Error it'll like it'll likeit'll go like, it'll do like
this little oh, the little dots,it'll go, it'll go, I'm like

(21:43):
get off me get off me that isthe most demoralizing it is dude
, it is, I was dude, it's sotrue.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
So when you're that big and you get on a scale,
digital scale, it basicallytells you yeah, this isn't
happening today, bud, you needto get the fuck off but I was
telling him I'm like dude, Iwent from a 42 44 size waist
down to a 36 38 somewhere aroundthat area and then I said
shirts, I went from um 5Xcomfortable, 4x okay to 2X okay

(22:15):
and comfortable, like 3X isreally comfortable, 2x is
comfortable and okay.
So mostly I wear 2Xs now and hetold me he goes dude, he goes
your A1C.
He goes dude, that's a 5.4, 5.4.
Which, for everybody out therethat doesn't know, um a1c is
like your blood, it's your bloodsugar yeah, yeah, combined with

(22:36):
, uh, something, some other stattoo, I forget what it is um,
but it's supposed to be yourlike.
It's how they could tell, likeyour level to becoming a
diabetic or not.
Is your?
Is your a1c?
Um, yeah, john pulled it's yourblood.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's your average blood sugar over the last two to
three months okay, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
So my a1c was a 5.4 and sarah.
Well, I went home and I toldsarah and she goes.
I was like what do you mean bythat?
He said it was really good shegoes, mine's in the sixes oh
geez yeah.
So I mean, sixes aren't terrible, but he goes dude, your shit is
going down, it keeps going down.

(23:17):
You're doing great, like dude.
He was so happy and like last,like okay.
So, like everybody knows intown, here in our lovely local
northwest ohio village, yeah, um, our local game store that I
worked at we plugged on here acouple times has unfortunately

(23:39):
closed its doors, which reallysucks, because I love the place.
I've been off and on with theplace for 16 years.
Coming up in August would be 16years and I was looking to buy
it.

(24:01):
And I want to say thank you toeverybody who listens.
That also is supportingeverything, because obviously
I've been posting every day onLevel Up, our Facebook page, and
Tony Buccione.
Thank you, dude, I know you'vebeen commenting and definitely
showing your support and Iappreciate it.
Sorry, I can't talk to you awhole lot, dude.
I know you've been commentingand definitely showing your
support and I appreciate it.
Sorry, I can't talk to you awhole lot, dude, even though I'm
not working.
I'm busy.
I'm running trying to getthings in order to get this

(24:22):
fucking place back open.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, and it just dude like so where did you guys
leave it?
If you could tell us.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh, okay, so pretty much here's.
Here's the deal.
The um, the owner, which I havea lot I do like outside of
owning level up and being afriend, uh, um, I have a huge
amount of respect for and I lovethe guy I do like he's.
He's a good dude when it comesdown to that.
I just think owning a businesswasn't.
He had a good principle intaking care of customers, but

(24:55):
when it come to paying the piper, he didn't have a very good
discipline in doing that.
So, that being said, he wantedmore.
He wants more than what I'moffering to pay for it, and we
even talked about it today andI'm just like listen, dude.
I said I get it.
I totally understand that thewhole year in sales definitely

(25:17):
covers what that is.
The problem I'm having withthat is is that you're not
taking into considerationpayroll fucking cost of goods,
the utilities, upkeep, fucking,all the other accoutrements that
we're gonna have to pay.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Thank you, I love that word too.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Um, the other like things that we're gonna have to
put into this business.
Right, keep it running and I'mgonna have to pay every month.
You know what I'm saying.
So you're not taking intoconsideration.
Once you break all that shitdown and take that stuff out,
I'm paying a lot of money.
So, no joke, I was lookingbased on a $300,000 sales year.

(25:57):
22% is, or 22 grand is salestax $22,000.
So you're still left with$278,000.
Problem with that is is thatyou've got inventory going out,
you've got trades going out,you've got cash like your cash
flow.
There's a lot of those littlethe ebbs and flows, yeah, the

(26:20):
little X's and O's in there thatare fucking nickel and diming
you to where you could have a$30,000 month and be only
bringing home $500.
So that's the problem.
And also I said listen, dude, Isaid we're going, I'm going
through a bank and the bank hasto make sure they're getting
their return on this, and ifwe're not getting a return, if

(26:45):
they can't guarantee a return,they're not going to give me a
fucking loan.
It's just, it's how it's goingto work.
You can sit there and blowsmoke up an ass all day, but it
doesn't matter.
Banks no dude, and also bankswant for sure they're like me,
yeah, they they know I want to.
I don't play the lottery becauseI don't have a guarantee of
winning yeah, I don't play it.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Do banks have, like, those underwriters that have all
those fucking like, uh, theyhave all that fancy schmancy, uh
, algorithms and risk analysisand all that shit?
Dude, it's, they know andthey'll, they'll fucking know
before you.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
The one thing I would like to say, though, about this
tiffin community and I want to.
We have one of the best.
I know a lot of people poo-pooit and everything else.
I don't know why, though.
We have a one of the bestdowntown support systems that
you can have.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's a lot better than what it used to be.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I agree 100%.
I went down for free, talked toDonna.
Her name's Donna Gross.
She runs downtown here, Dude,always smiling, runs her releve
which is like a yoga studio.
She does that stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And just an amazing lady dude.
She supported a lot of themusic, Like when Jake and

(27:55):
everybody was plugged in andplaying rock music.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
She supported that.
Yeah, that's cool, and when wedo have our band going and we
want to put on a concert.
She said she would help us withthat.
That'd be sweet, isn't thatawesome?
So no joke, I went in there.
She helped me get a three-yearplan, which you need to go to a
bank to get a loan.
Got that done.
Went to the bank, talked to theguy.
He goes listen.

(28:19):
He goes, dude, you got athree-year plan right here.
That's pretty decent.
He goes you need to fine tuneit.
He goes you need to go talk toa Miranda chick at Tara that
will fucking does it for free aswell and will give me the whole
like the scope of it,everything like yeah this one
was kind of like a rough draftyeah what this girl's gonna give
me is the like uh, everything'sspelled out.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, I got you he goes.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
You need to go to her , talk to her, get that done and
then you need to.
Then you can come back.
But he goes.
I want to give you a loan.
He goes I think that you canmake a run of this.
I think you can do really well.
I run into you all the timebecause the people that own a
venue here in Tippin I can't say, but people that own a venue

(29:04):
here in Tippin, it's related tothem.
So he is like hey, I want tohook you up.
We run into each other.
He also does like bartending onthe side, so we run into each
other there.
He's like I see you at eventsand everything else.
I want to hook you up.
I know you can do a great job.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I don't know if you could tell me this now,
especially publicly, but arethey going to make you put your
DJ business up as collateral?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
I don't 100% know told him.
I said listen to me, becausewhen he was talking to me he
said something about 10 and Isaid listen man, 10 80 000 is
eight thousand dollars yeah Idon't have that.
I said I have a couple grand inmy fucking.
You guys could see it.
You know I got a couple grandon my bank account, but um, he

(29:51):
goes they'll work with.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
He goes, we can work with.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, they'll work with you on that yeah, so, um,
so we're looking, we're tryingto figure stuff out.
The biggest concern right nowthat I'm trying to figure out,
and the difference between meopening level up or not and just
going on my own is theinventory question whether the
state's going to come in andtake the inventory.

(30:15):
If the state doesn't come inand take the inventory, I can
buy it, but if the state comesin and takes the inventory, then
I cannot.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
So there's nothing I can do.
So what would be your?
I don't know, if you thoughtthis far, what would be your
next move after that?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
After that, I'd still go to the bank with the same
amount that I would want.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I mean Tom, would be completely out of the equation.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Dude, I'm always one step ahead of a lot of stuff.
Okay, so I already talked toDonna the lady.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
I just talked about.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
She knows a couple buildings downtown that we can
go.
I also just got an offer fromanother business that wants to
team up and open one hugeconglomerate.
My biggest problem with that isthey want to move from downtown
.
They've been around for nineyears.
We've been around for almost 20here in Tiffin.

(31:00):
Molding them together would begreat because they kind of
intertwine with what we do inour local business as well and
they're tired because in theirbusiness, in their shop, they
cannot expand at all and theygot ideas they want to go to and
um, the dude that runs it andowns it is not exactly hurting
for money.
He's pretty well off.

(31:21):
But the problem is he ain'tthere's no, there's only a few
people that own the business,like buildings in downtown, and
they buy up all of them, whichwhich makes it really tough.
You know the thing.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's the way it is like with homes now too, where?
You got a monopoly, almost it'slike, yeah, it's like a want,
like a few people owned, and Ithink that's what.
That's what drive and I'vetalked about this before, but
that's what drives home pricesup too is that you only got a
few select people and rep prices.
They could, they, they controlit all, so what?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
they need to do is quit having the same fucking
people and big conglomeratesowning these fucking like
downtown businesses.
I get that because they'regoing to put money into them.
You cannot afford to havedowntown business, as much money
as they put in there, to havethem as losses.
But out of westgate, where ourshopping center is, you, you.
My suggestion would be to nothave rich out-of-town

(32:13):
conglomerates owning like themall and shit like that, because
they don't give a shit to useit as a tax write-off and they
don't, they don't, they don'thave any plan to build it up.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm shocked that we have what we have in that place
now.
Now you're seeing that I mean,that's kind of what you're
seeing now is the all thisretail space.
They're using it now.
They're just gutting like themall parts inside and then
they're just using the outsidefacade.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
That's what they're doing and I actually talked to
one of the people that ran themon.
He said they're going to turnit into more of a strip mall
yeah yeah, which I'm totallycool, I'm just glad you're using
.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
That's what fiddly village mall's doing with target
.
They're just gonna just gutmost of that fucking mall out
and just put a fucking targetthere, so it's it's just crazy.
Oh, we gotta take a break,though, and we will come back
and discuss some more goodiesand whatever, so stay tuned,
we'll be back.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, all right that looks really All right.
All right, that looks really,really comfortable.
I'd like to come in here andtake a swim.

(33:27):
Oh, god damn, the gate's locked.
Should we climb over?
No, look, there's a camera.
I haven't swam in years.
All hurts my eyes.
So much chlorine in the pool itfucking kills all the flies.

(33:49):
I called you on the phone but Inever got a tone.
You said don't come over and goswim, just say you're fucking
ass home.
I want in your pool, I wantyour pool.
I want a pool.

(34:10):
Somebody's pool, it's somebody.
Your pool, I want a pool,somebody's pool, it's somebody's
pool.
They said never again.
And no, no Background singing.
Come on, man, Be hospitable.
I can't afford to take baths.
You act like I take my load inmine but I think I need to swim.

(34:40):
You worry about all my eatingproblems, but I just eat Slim
Jims.
They clean up easy.
They clean up easy.
Just take them outside.
And I know that pool's notreally blue.
I think it's fucking dyed.
I want in your pool, I want tobe in your pool.

(35:12):
Somebody's pool Nears thatnever again no, no.
Somebody's pool Just in yourpool, yeah.
No pool, come on man, let me in.
I promise not to drink anybeers when I'm in your pool.

(35:35):
If you'd let me have one or tenthat would be real cool.
No, no, no.

(36:01):
Hey, this damn lock ain't moving.
Wait a second Is it?
It's unlocked.
Hey, all right, take a.
A look right, take a look left.
I don't see anybody in here andwe could just say fuck you.
To the cameras.

(36:22):
I'll say some jail time's worth.
A.
I'm in your pool.
I feel so cool.
I'm definitely no tool.

(36:46):
Tool sucks Because I'm in yourpool.
Watch me do a jackknife offthis high dive Cannonball in

(37:07):
your own pool.
I'm in your pool, jump.
I'm in your pool, jump.
I'm in your pool.
I'm in your pool.
Swim ski to the jello and I'min your pool.
And in your pool.
I might be in your pool.

(37:28):
You make it a sissy.
A little tink will never hurtnobody.
Yo, what's up, Welcome back tothe best freaking podcast.
It's Everyday with John and Jay.
Baby, listen, you don't keeplistening.

(37:51):
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole.
Stick my tongue up on your dirtbutton.
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I hope you had a little time with that summer fun
right there.
Yeah, we're breaking andentering.
The weather's been ass-nolating.
Yeah, it's supposed to be 70degrees by Sunday.
Yeah, we're breaking andentering.
The weather's been ass, though,lately.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Supposed to be 70 degrees by.
Sunday yeah, that's cool thoughI was going to be driving up to
Cleveland Friday.
Oh really, help out my nephew.
He's buying a motorcycle and heneeded my truck to pull a
trailer.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I thought you said you were going to co-side for
him.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I'm sure he'd be good for it, but I still did.
No, I would never, not rightnow.
I'm trying to buy a business,yeah, I would never cosign for
anybody, ever.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I don't care who it is did you say hi, buddy.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Did you say cosi?
Yeah, we can go to cosi, gottago.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Oh, I love cosi, let's go to cosi, dude, I love
that place, dude for dude.
We used to go there on likeschool trips and then we went to
the Weddys in downtown Columbusand that was always a good time
.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I got a couple of bands to check out a couple of
new albums.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I got Ooh Band Time.
All right, yes, is this your $5roulette band?
It is $5 roulette band Shouldwe make a little jingle for that
, I'm pretty sure you probablyknow.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Well, one of them is O-Tap, but I got a new, I love.
I bought a new album from our,an album from otep, and I've
never listened to it.
Okay, it's fucking, probablyfucking stupid shit.
I love it, all right.
So um, wage war.
I don't know if you've heard ofthem.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I've heard of them before I think I've never
listened, yeah and the song iscalled johnny cash okay I don't
know what it is.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
It just sounded metal and I haven't listened to it
yet.
So kind of want to see is therestripped one?
Yes, go ahead and go to thejohnny regular johnny cash dude
do the regular one.
Yeah, fuck it.
See what it sounds like let metell you the saddest story,

(39:52):
because the album I got has astripped version on it, and then
it got Folsom Prison Bluestripped.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Okay, very emo, I'll say it's got a little emo vibe.
I like it though.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
What's the script?
One sound like dude.
Is it just like acoustic?
If it's acoustic, that's cool.
Yeah.
Oh man, I want to hear if theyscream into it.
It'd be funny, I doubt it.
I like this shit.
Dude Me a lot of the bands thatI listen to.

(41:15):
They're unplugged.
It's so much better than theirregular stuff.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
I guess it's better this way.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I think like he looks like the ugly kid from fucking
Children of the Corn Valakai.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I like unplugged versions because you really get
a chance to see the vocalist'srange and you hear a little bit.
Maybe the more nuances yeahright, there it is.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
That would be the screaming part, right.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, you'll get a little bit more nuances.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
I like it, because you can actually hear and feel
it.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
That's what I mean, yeah like that's good.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I'm glad I got this for cheap man, that's pretty
good dude.
I'm telling you what I'm goingto start listening to these
motherfuckers.
Dude, I like them.
I do O-Tep.
Let's see which album it was.
The album's called Hydra, butlet me see the songs that are on
it.
Apex Predator by.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Apex Predator, it's from 12 years ago.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
This is the album I got, dude.
I love Otep I love Otep.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I know we keep coming back to her.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Dude.
She's been around for years,dude, she's one of the best.
She's an OG, she's so hot.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
She's behind the door .
I'm paying attention.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Nice day for a white wedding.
She looks like Beaver.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
This is just going to come in all at once.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Oh God yes.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
All that piano sting it's building.
I just does this for the restof the song.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I would laugh if it did.
I'd be so pissed.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I can't wait for it to go into hyperdrive.
Maybe this is just how thewhole song is.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
You get what you deserve.
Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt.
Where's the fun in thatSurvival of the worst?
It's the apex brother.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I think the whole song is like yeah, that's boring
as fuck dude.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
It's not my usual O-Tab shit, but not bad.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I wish more bands did this, where they put cool
little little one and two minuteintros.
That kind of sets the tone forthe rest of the fucking album.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
This sounds promising .
Ooh, that's nasty.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
I'm trapped in the depths of the devil's battle.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Prison for the blind Defiant.
Defiant Defiant.
Waiting to be found.
Defiant Defiant.
Go on and make me strong,interesting, seduce and Destroy.
It's got a little black Kind oflike a black metal kind of feel

(46:54):
to it.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Like a Godsmack feel to it.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Reminds me of Draid, draid STH.
It's like an all sth youremember.
You ever heard of those?
It's like an all chick likeblack metal band.
You ever heard of those?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
no, let's check them out I've heard of them but I've
never listened to them.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I mean it's, it's kind of.
It has that kind of vibey kindof thing, and then you mean
black metal is in their blacks?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
no, they're not blacks.
Oh okay, I get that confused.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
This is from like mid to late 90s, kind of shit.
Is it called Drain Drain STH,do they?

Speaker 5 (47:34):
scream.
I capture deep inside.
What would my life be?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Without pain.
Do they scream?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
It picks up.
They don't really scream,though.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Rely on what you need Devour what you feed Cause what
I tried to do.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
It's like the extra spicy girls.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
The extra spicy girls yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
That's awesome man.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
A lot of it's all vibey and shit.
Some of these songs are reallygood.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
They're very heavy on the bass line coming in.
You know what that beginning ofthe first song reminded me of?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
The Sucker Punch dance song.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Sucker Punch dance song.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Okay, so go to the first one again and start over
from the beginning, and you hearthat okay, good that okay, now
pause that.
Do the sucker punch.
Um, um, it'll be, uh, one ofthe sucker punch dancing scenes.
Like songs sound like, go lookup sucker punch soundtrack or

(49:04):
something.
Oh man, it's when it starts offlike, really just like that
dude, like fucking well laugh,it's the same song I'd shit.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
well, here's Sucker Punch's Outtrack.
Okay, sweet dreams I've made.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Like you have to skip a little bit into the song,
just a little.
No, that's not it.
I don't think that's it either.
It's like the cranberriesalmost singing.
It's almost like the like itsounds like the cranberries

(50:02):
singing dude.
I don't know which one it is.
Let me see here, is it?
Oh man?
Let me see here.
No, that's not it.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
No, that's not it.
It's a good song, though itsounded like a good song, no.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
No, no damn um Um punch song with female singer.
Sucker punch song.
Um, that's um.

(51:16):
Is it army of me, army of me,baby of Me?
By Bjork.
I don't know if that's hisSucker Punch remix.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
It's probably the clip from the movie.
Yeah.
Maybe it's not I've never seenthis movie.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
It's a great fucking movie looks, looks interesting

(52:12):
yeah, yeah, oh yeah, Idefinitely hear it, dude.
This movie is sad and amazingall in one, and I'm sorry, but
emily browning is so fucking hotand you actually might know her
from another movie she looksfamiliar she was in.
Uh, she was the girl in LemonySnicket's.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Okay.
Yeah, the young girl I like howthose look like the big daddies
.
From what's that?
Oh, from Bioshock, Bioshock.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Sorry, I would answer that quickly, but it's been
almost a whole week since Iworked at a video game store.
Sorry, fuck.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Real quick.
Here's another one of myfavorite songs of this band.
Again, it's very vibey.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, oops.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
This is just good black metal.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Sounds like a fucking wrestler's entrance.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
That's why I liked it so much, I bet.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Tony, would you use this as your entrance bud?
Dead end.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
That's why I liked it so much.
I bet, tony, would you use thisas your entrance bud.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yeah, it's just good black metal.
Yeah, actually, I rememberusing this song for a wrestling
video once.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Dude, because it was all like I did a bunch of
slow-mo stuff and then when itkicked in, it's just dead.
I just hit it like a bunch ofslow-mo stuff, and then when it
kicked in, it's just dead, Ijust hit it with a bunch of
clips.
So yeah, drain st8.
I think they only made onealbum.
This is the only album theymade, and then they broke up
after they made this.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
So so speaking of wrestling, I dj this, the
wrestling event I wish I couldhave went to that.
Um, they are having another onemade yeah like I said, I can't
go to it.
If you want tickets, though,showplace is selling them, oh,
okay, so you can go to Showplaceand pick them up Right on, but
I'm yeah, I can't go to them.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I'm really happy to see a local like an established
Tiffin wrestling, indiewrestling.
It was so fun.
It's awesome to see, becausethere's not, there's not a lot
of that here.
The others there's oldwrestling.
You know I'm a part of oldwrestling which, but that's more
norwalk, cleveland kind ofthing, that's not really tiffid

(54:31):
fastoria.
You know we used to have hybridwrestling but that's fremont,
so uh, but it's really good tosee.
Yeah, boy, that dude, that beltis something else.
Man, that dude, it's gotbuckeyes on the side of it dude.
Look it up that is that'sfucking great.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I love it dude, I love, I'm telling you what.
Okay, so in this wrestling it's, it's local wrestling velocity
one pro or something.
Velocity one pro wrestling ummy buddy um norman or, uh, nolan
, velocity One Pro Wrestling,that's a good name for a
wrestler, my buddy Norman orNolan Nolan yeah, yeah, Nolan.
I think it's Nance.
I think it's his last name,Nolan Nance, which is a fucking
great name, but his name, hiswrestling name, is Nolan Bates.

(55:12):
You know from fucking what isthat?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Psycho, Psycho yeah, Psycho yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Anyway, um, fucking, what is that psycho, psycho?
Yeah, anyway, dude, it was sofucking fun.
Um, I played the music and theyjust started doing video, which
I thought was a really goodtime.
That's awesome because a lot ofbrother did that and he did
such dude.
I'm gonna say this nolan madethe videos and they looked so
good.
He did such a good job.
That's sweet.
He did one with this, with earthyeah and it was like this
meteor came down, split into abunch of them, it was hitting
the fucking earth and blowing upand shit, dude, ridiculous, it

(55:48):
was really good you don't seethat kind of production value in
local indie wrestling.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
It's usually you just have like a, like a maybe a
facade with a curtain, that'sall you and he had two 65 inch
tvs on each side of the car,that is.
I played him and then I did hehave lights around the like the
entranceway?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
yeah, but unfortunately you can't control
the lights in there, so right,it stayed on.
Okay, didn't really matter, didhe?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
have smoke?
No, what the fuck man?
No, I'm just kidding.
You know who had dude and I.
You know who had one of thebest entranceways for indy?
Like for indy?
Remember millennium wrestlingfederation?
Yes, remember when we I don'tremember the entrance do you
remember, like the seagate, whenwe went to the seagate center
shows?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
did you go, dude?
They had the 10 seconds.
Smack space of silence.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yeah, I remember that dude.
They had this.
It looked like ecw's likeentrance way.
It had like it was a big, hugelike wall.
It looked like a brick wall andit had barbed wire over it, a
chair strapped to it and it hadlike a cool you know, had lights
and smoke and all that shit.
I mean this is like 2000 ish,you know, it was really cool for

(56:51):
the time.
But having two fucking havingentrance videos, that's next
level shit man yeah, he did agreat job.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I know he was stressing out dude.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
He had people pulling him every which way oh yeah,
yeah, I was because I've neverdone it before.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Oh yeah, but dude, it was so much fun.
I got compliments on the musicI was playing I almost reached.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I almost sorry I don't mean to know, no I thought
about reaching out to him, seeif he needed help or anything,
but I, I don't want to be thatguy going ahead, because I'm
sure he would have welcomed it,because because he no joke they
even had a dude playing theNational Anthem on guitar.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, a dude from a band called Tinfoil.
I've heard of them Like they'relocal people.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I assume yeah, and it's not bad the music's not bad
.
I mean it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
So maybe we can check it out here in a second.
But yeah, a band called Tinfoil.
His name is Dr Harms.
Okay, he gave me a guitar pickwith his.
He's like here, follow me onFacebook.
I was like, okay, and I foundhim and I followed him and he
followed me.
But he played the nationalanthem on his guitar through one
of the boxes we used out, likeJoe, and I'll use through my the

(57:54):
mixer amp out through thespeakers, okay, so he was out
there like doing a whole bunchof shit, okay, and um, we uh,
but dude, just super cool,everybody there was awesome.
Um, I was kind of checking outsome of the female wrestlers
because they're I don't know,they don't matter, they're still

(58:15):
pretty hot, they're in themlike fucking leotards and shit
and they just, oh man, they lookpretty sexy.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
So I was like checking them out but, um, some
of the female wrestlers, they'll.
They'll just change with thedudes.
They don't give a fuck no it'sfunny, it's just like oh, I'm
sorry, you're just like, oh,geez.
So some of them they go off toa separate like room or
something well, that's like thisdude man.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
He didn't give a shit .
I saw his ass.
Yeah, dude, I was like I wasgonna see the fucking they don't
?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
some don't give a dude, they'll have balls hanging
out.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Man, they don't give a I was thinking I was gonna see
thunder dick man.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yes, a lot of a lot of people will wear a towel as
they change you had a fanny pack.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
He blocked the shit with dude he's living to give
that's 80s as fuck man, I loveit oh, dude, he goes out to like
what's his entrance song?
His entrance song is I theTiger.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
That makes perfect sense.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
And he comes out and he does all his.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Does he cut promos and stuff like Hulk Hogan?

Speaker 3 (59:08):
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
He's like.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
He doesn't sound like him, though, but he looks just
like him he's so cool and sonice.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I was like thunder kiss.
That's what I said to him whenI was back there like fanboy.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
That's awesome.
He goes sup brother, supbrother.
How you doing, brother?
I'm like, hey, can I get a?
Can I get a picture with you?
He's like, once I'm dressed,once I'm in costume, yeah, and
he had a whole full-on cape,cowboy hat, fucking dude like in
the picture.
That's exactly how he was.
Dude, he was that in thepicture and like that's his cape

(59:46):
and everything.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Dude, like just he wouldn't get a picture until
that happened.
That's good.
Yeah, I see there's a lot ofToledo people Like Madman Fulton
I've heard of his name.
You know like in Toledo A lotof Toledo stalwarts from the old
Powerbob Wrestling and I alwaysyou know that used to be on

(01:00:09):
NBC24 back like okay, the afterhours cable thing you know they
always have, but they always hadthis big fat guy named Norm
Wehmer.
Come on, powerball ProWrestling, introduce us.
Toledo Terror Coming September24th.
I'm like, holy shit, thisdude's fat as fuck.
But we always made fun of it,me and Swerline, my buddy

(01:00:33):
Swerline.
We'd watch it and we'd make funof it Because the wrestling was
not very good.
But shit like this, though thewrestling doesn't need to be
that great, it's just it's faninteraction is really what it's,
you know it is and you knowwhat I was telling my brother,
my brother goes dude.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I love these shows and I said, I do too yeah, I
said they're more intimate waymore intimate.
You get to enjoy like moreaccess, like when we went to um
fight from within show uh-huhand local metal shows are so
awesome we're like right up onthe stage and these guys played
at Inc.
Steve became friends with them,sent them beer bomb.

(01:01:08):
The dudes like, hey, I'm gonnaget you beer bomb as well.
And then the guitarist took aliking to my nephew and was
hooking him up with a set list.
Got everybody's autograph on it, dude and then I found this out
.
My brother told me this thesame guitarist, which is cool as
shit.
He took a guest book from arestaurant yeah, stolen, put a

(01:01:33):
bunch of stickers and wrote abunch of shit in it and then
gave it back.
Like he took it away and thenbrought it back to the place and
gave it back to him with thewhole all the pages filled with
stickers and shit.
That's funny, dude.
I love it.
Um, I can't wait till we can dostupid shit like that.
I think it's gonna be fun, but,uh, I did that um and then, um,

(01:01:55):
it's been, it's been aninteresting, an interesting
weekend that sounds like it yeah, it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Um ah, I had an interesting dream over the
weekend oh, you're gonna tellthe story, I'm gonna tell my god
dude, so okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
So listen, I'll say, let me, let me paint the picture
.
Kind of get into this thesetting okay, so anyway usually
I don't remember my dreams,don't really give a fuck,
whatever, you know, unlessthere's sex dreams, I want to
remember it, but usually I havea sticky mess to kind of remind
me.
So any who's um?
Wow, so friday we had bandpractice and I had um, I kind of

(01:02:36):
got a little bit of not anargument but a discussion,
heated discussion over messengerin our band chat with it
happens with John's brother Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
You guys were, you guys were fight, fighting and
green with each other.
Yeah, Well, that's what Johnsaid.
John goes, dude you guys, yousay the exact same thing you
should have done.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
You should have put Bruno this stuff.
Anyway, I think I took thatinto the weekend Because you
know we had a great practiceFriday I don't know why I was
still on it, but whatever.
And then okay, so Saturday wedid the wrestling show.
I came home I missed, my wifewent to work, so I didn't get to
see her before she went to work.
She's like okay, I'll call youor whatever.
So so she calls me.
And Sunday her her brother thatlives in Florida was up in in

(01:03:21):
town and was going to.
They were all going to go outto eat and they were going to
leave town.
She didn't know where they weregoing and, um, she's like, well
, and I had a massage scheduledSunday, which I can talk about
as well.
But she's like hey, um, yeah, Idon't, she goes.

(01:03:42):
Well, if we were staying intown, you'd be invited and I'm
sitting here like what so sinceyou're going out of town all of
a sudden.
It's fuck my husband who gives ashit.
So I took it the wrong way.
That's not the way she meant it.
She just worded it stupid andI'm pissed.
So I'm pissed at her and shegoes.
No, I go to bed, I dream Ialready know what happened.

(01:04:08):
I know I told john john bust outlaughing.
I told joe and I told sarah.
I dreamt that I got on mywife's phone and I saw a text
message from joe phone and I sawa text message from joe.
That is, uh, that they werefucking.
Oh my god.
Problem with that is theircousins first.
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
And well, I'm pissed.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
So I'm spending the rest of my dream trying to text
joe's girl, you know which is,you know, alexa, right, trying
to text her, and I'm like tryingto tell her, and joe's trying
to look at my phone and I keepfucking blocking him, you know,
because I want him to know.
I know, but I know joe's notstupid.
He knows.
He knows whether you, whetheryou want to tell him.
He knows what the fuck is goingon.
He's not dumb.

(01:04:50):
So I spent the rest of my dreamtime to do that and then I woke
up in the morning I was pissed.
And then yesterday, when I waswalking with them before we went
to go play basketball, I toldhim.
I said, dude, I was pissed atyou a couple nights ago.
He's like why, like what did Ido you know?
Kind of thing.
I'm like not your fault, notnot exactly.
I had a dream that you werefucking my wife.

(01:05:11):
That was your cousin oh, whatthe fuck he's like oh, and I
told sarah that she goes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Uh, no, that's fucking gross so I mean that's
how they did it in the monarchy.
So I mean, yeah, they kept thebloodline pure, you know we were
making jokes about fucking likeking and all I having kids.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
I look like king, tut .

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Yeah, yeah, we're the mcpoils, that's what we are the
bloodline's been pure for over300 years.
Yeah, over six generations ofpure.
It's all those people inVirginia, virginia, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Who are we?
The whole family of fuckingmugglers.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Oh, he said he likes you, he likes you, yeah, yeah.
So with that said, we're goingto end the night with some
incestuous things.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
And I got a massage on Sunday, which was really cool
.
I'd like to give a shout out toRelax and Revive.
Krista did my massage.
I want a massage.
Made it so easy.
Joe is Dude, joe's like dude.
I need to get one.
It relaxes Every part of yourbody, feels like it's brand new.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Is it like a deep Swedish massage kind of?

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
deep.
It's a d.
You can choose the pressure soif you want, more pressure
she'll put it I want, I justtold her medium because, dude,
in some of it man, she was doingmy lower back.
I'm like that fucking hurts.
I'm just like, but I'm like,I'm not bitch, I'm just gonna
sit here and take it.
You should be like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
I'm down in the pillow, I'm squinting it's like,
it's like uh, can you do itharder, please harder harder
hard.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
She's like fucking elbow dropping.
But dude, no joke.
I was telling joe.
I said, dude, the hot towels onyour neck.
And shit, dude it.
Just how'd she do?
She said they got like a wholehot towel like oven thing
sitting there.
You just grab a towel out andit's all hot and they put it on
your neck and hot stone therapyoh, dude, they wrap.
After she massaged my feet, shewrapped my feet in a hot towel

(01:07:00):
each of them.
I'm like that is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I feel like I'm broke and I'm wearing fucking
washcloths and socks Like yougot to wear like plastic bags
over you.
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
I made Kendi do that to clean up dog shit Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
What Wear plastic bags over you?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, I said don't ruin your fucking school shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Wear plastic bags dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Yeah, what we're plastic?
Yeah, I said don't ruin yourfucking school shoes, wear
plastic bags.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Dude, I'll just go to walmart and buy a couple more
like fucking bags or things ofrice, and we'll come home with
new shoes for you.
But with that said we, uh,we're out of time.
Do you have any final thoughtsfor this evening?

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
yes, uh, although I made a huge joke about it
earlier.
Um, dude, definitely a sad, asomber thing in toledo.
I'm glad that you know he isdead, but I don't think he got
um, I don't think he got thejustice he deserved.
That's bullshit.
I couldn't, I don't understand,I, I couldn't imagine.
But thank you to everybody forlistening though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Thanks everybody you know, back in the day,
podcastcom or any of thestreaming services you prefer to
listen to your podcast.
We're on all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
So check it out.
Do you think people in Germanycan understand what we're saying
, or do you think it translates?
I don't know, dude.
Like we come out we havetranslators that do our shit.
Yeah, I'm over here like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Maybe, maybe that word.
Hey, can somebody tell me, dothey have the?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
n-bomb in different languages.
I like maybe in japanese, likeis it?
It's like nissan, nissan isthat, oh he figured it out, so
it's not a stereotype.
No, that's usually a hellcat.
I think a lot of people saythat Hellcats are usually like
stereotypes with darker coloredpeople.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Well, we will see you guys on the next run.
I'm John.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Brickner, and I'm Jason Schurter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
See you next time Next week.
I guess Later baby.
Yes, we'll be back.
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