Episode 166: Fat Strip Clubs & The Gabagool Gals

Have you ever been laughing so hard in the shower that you had to tell Alexa to pause the podcast? That's exactly what happened to Jay this week while listening to our own show—a testament to the unpredictable hilarity that unfolds when we hit record.

This episode takes you on a journey through our weekend adventures, starting with Jay's experience at a bridal show where he discovered mind-blowing cupcakes (pineapple upside-down cake in miniature form!) while showcasing his DJ business. What makes this conversation particularly compelling is Jay's refreshing take on competition in the wedding industry. Rather than trying to poach clients who already have DJs booked, he celebrates the talents of his fellow professionals, demonstrating that genuine respect for your competitors often yields more goodwill than cutthroat tactics.

Meanwhile, Jay contemplates joining Mohawk Golf Club, breaking down the surprisingly reasonable cost-benefit analysis of membership fees versus pay-per-play options. The discussion reveals how these seemingly expensive memberships can actually be economical investments when you factor in all the included perks and networking opportunities with "the upper echelon of Tiffin."

The absolute highlight of the episode arrives when we transform into "The Gabagool Gals"—two loud-mouthed, opinionated Brooklyn women with hot takes on everything from Disney remakes to Wendy's frosties. This improvised character comedy showcases our willingness to step completely outside our comfort zones, resulting in some of the most outrageous moments we've ever recorded.

As we wrap up, we explore emerging artists like Pink Guy and Run The Jewels, sharing our enthusiasm for music that pushes boundaries. Throughout it all, our conversation returns to themes of business ethics, community support, and the importance of integrity—whether you're DJing a wedding or considering opening a "chubby guy strip club" called Chunky Dunks.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day

(01:02):
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This is our day, and it's myday.
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sexual misconduct?
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Listen up, you fucking freaks.

(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeOf it's Everyday With Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Hi, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Welcome to another episode of.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's Everyday With Jon and Ajay.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
What's up, welcome, we're glad you're here, hi.
Welcome to another episode ofit's Everyday with John and Jay.
What's up, welcome, we're gladyou're here.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I was laughing my ass off in the shower today.
I was listening to us when Iwas taking a shower this morning
.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, sometimes I have to tell Alexa to pause it
because I get too hard.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh, listening to us, yeah, oh, my goodness, you don't
rub one out, toast do you, youcan admit it.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
No, I don't blame you , though, because of our of our
smooth silky voices yeah, thatresonates that resonates out to
the world.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You know people, we just have that effect on people.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So it's not a pretty adventurous fucking weekend this
last weekend, dude like uhpretty a lot of shit going down.
All right, okay, so everybodywho has been following, uh, us
in northwest ohio, um onfacebook um, I've been working
on buying the local video gamestore that I worked at.
Unfortunately, we're closedyeah, yeah um, tomorrow, I get a

(02:43):
lot of answers which will, bythe time this releases, will be
we'll have some last wednesday,we'll have some clarity on this
yeah, so if you, uh, if youfollow on facebook and things
like that, you'll be able tounderstand what I'm talking
about.
Um, so tomorrow get some claritywith that.
So I didn't really have anyanswers.
I've been kind of in limbosince then.
Answers have been kind of inlimbo since then.

(03:10):
Um, dj business.
We had a bridal show.
Fair, phenomenal, fucking food.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm just holy shit.
I just want to go to thesethings to just eat food the one.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I was really disappointed.
Okay, so there's a seafoodbroil okay, like what place?
Restaurant like so well, justgive some.
You know, you got barbecue,you've got like fucking American
food, shit like that.
And then they got seafood broilyou can actually get for your
event.
So I thought, about getting itfor Kendi's party, because she's
turning 16 this year.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh my God, dude what the fuck dude.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
But they didn't have any tasting at all there.
Nothing, there's nothing totaste there.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
So it was just like oh, here's our seafood here's,
you just have to take their wordfor it.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, I'll throw it reading rainbow yeah dude, don't
take my word for it um, but uhit is a little back in the day,
right there yeah, if you get in,you're cool and then, uh, but
dude, right next to me was thisolder lady and she came, dude,
her van was beat to shit.
She's from Little Rock and Iwant to see if I can find her

(04:13):
because, dude, dude, shedeserves a fucking shout out.
These cupcakes were well, no,that's not her, I'm just kidding
.
These cupcakes were out of thisfucking world, man.
It was ridiculous.
Cake Maker in what is that?

(04:35):
Flat Rock, not Little Rock.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I was going to say she's from Arkansas.
Holy shit, she's from Missouri.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, that's not them.
I thought it was going to beS&J's Cupcakes Cupcakery, but I
don't know if that's them.
Let me see here I'm going tolook at their shit.
They're paid.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
You have a message.
You have a message dude,they're uh so so, uh, you were
telling me a little bit aboutthis yesterday, so they had like
alcoholic cupcakes or something.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
They did.
They had alcohol infused.
They didn't have them therebecause, oh, I was like, do they
have them?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
there yeah, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
But look at that, shit Is that?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
it right there.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, that's not the mini ones.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's a big motherfucker.
Those are good as fuck man, butI don't think.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I think she just runs out of her own, out of her
house.
So I don't think that's it andthat's the g that's in fucking
flat rock um michigan.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I want flat rock ohio there's a the same thing in a
different town, in a differentflat rock, michigan, yeah, but
it's not the same like people.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh, I think that might be them.
I think it might be.
Let them eat cake, let them eatcake.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's the greatest name for a fucking and then
there was cake.
And then there was cake.
Let them eat cake, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's hilarious god, that fucking sucks yeah, anyway
.
I'll remember next week becauseI got their thing in my Okay.
In my.
I got their card in my truck,okay, but they were no joke,
dude, okay.
So, dude, it was so hardbecause obviously, john and I
we've been working on liketrying to lose weight and shit.

(06:38):
Yeah, doing these bridal fairsis detrimental.
Right, I bet To my detrimentalright I bet to my eating.
I would bet but what's coolabout is, like, do we work out,
we do things so much that itreally, in a way, it doesn't
really matter, like I mean, yeah, it's not helping, but it's not
hurting either right becauseI'm not, you know, like what.
Like, if I do something likethat, I have to make sure I
don't.
I didn't eat for the rest ofthe day and this is about like
three in the afternoon.

(06:59):
So I'm like done for the rest ofthe day right right um, but no
joke, dude, they had um likemocha cakes, mocha cupcakes, um
lemon lavender, which I was kindof lavender, kind of scared me
that sounds interesting.
But yeah, yeah and then, uh,they had lemon lavender, which
was amazing.
I guess they had um raspberry,which I got, like I had.

(07:22):
It was white chocolate and ithad like raspberry filling on
the inside.
Shit all do is so good.
Buckeye, which had a buckeyemelted in one of these mini
cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
God, that sounds good .

Speaker 1 (07:31):
The best one I ever had and this is my favorite cake
Hands down like just regularcake, not cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Cheesecake does something to it all, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
My favorite cake hands down is pineapple upside
down cake I love yeah it's moist.
I've never had a dry moist I'venever had a dry pineapple
upside down cake, even hadlittle cherries at the bottom of
these little fucking cupcakesdude, dude, and I'm gonna get to
eat them this coming weekendbecause they're gonna be the

(08:02):
next wedding, oh said is thereany pineapple?
upside down?
She's telling me all the onesthey ordered.
Nope, none of them were.
She had apple pie cupcakes.
Oh dang, dude, dude, this ladywas nailing it.
Dude, I was pushing herbusiness more than I was pushing
mine.
People come up.
I'm like, dude, you got to trythese.
Hey, don't forget.
No, um, so we had that.

(08:27):
We had um, smoking sal'sbarbecue, which is a barbecue
place.
Yeah, um, when I did the momprom dude, the owner of the
place I, accidentally I was likeI pulled a lid off and a
fucking spoon fell out on theother side.
He gave me the dirtiest fuckinglook and I'm like I'm sorry
about that, bro, and he didn'tanswer.
He just looked at me and away.
So I went back up to the standup to where my DJ booth is.

(08:47):
Um, when I was at the momproblem and I'm like fuck that
guy man, fuck you dude, it wasan accident, I didn't fucking
mean to do that.
I saw him there and he goes.
Yeah, we were at the momproblem, remember.
I said yeah, I knocked yourspoon on the floor.
I said he goes, dude, he goes,dude.
It was a rough day.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to knock you off the
floor.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
So we had them, we had God I can't remember who the
fuck was right next to us.
They had lobster mac and cheese, which was phenomenal, so good,
and then bacon wrapped likechicken pieces.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
That sounds good too, dude.
It was just, I'm hungry, what?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
sucked about it is.
I had a blast.
It was really fun.
It was nice to be there.
It was free what sucked aboutit is.
The main venue is a barn.
A bunch of people were in thebarn, a bunch of vendors.
Yeah, we were in a fuckinggarage hooked to the the house
that you can stay in.
Okay, across the driveway fromthe barn so people had to come
over and a lot of people endedup not even coming into the

(09:41):
garage and just went into thehouse and then fucking came out
and left.
Okay, so we missed, we did miss.
A lot of people ended up noteven coming into the garage and
just went into the house andthen fucking came out and left,
okay.
So we missed we did miss a lotof people and I sent Chloe out
because Chloe was with me.
Yeah, I said hey, can you go seeif they need a DJ, go see, go
see.
And I'll give her one card, twocards.
We have one that said $100 off.
Okay, base rate, oh, cool rateoh cool, we use my.

(10:08):
Prices are so cheap they're sothey're out of control, thinking
I'm robbing me, you're robbingyou.
Well, again, we had two cards,so I gave her one of the plain
ones had nothing on, and theother one was the base rate okay
, and it was like if they don'thave a dj put, give them that
base rate.
They do have a dj, give them abasic card because that way if
they already got a dj they'reprobably going to stick with
them, not really worried aboutit.
But if they don't have a dj,that base rate they're a hundred

(10:28):
dollars off will really getthem in there yeah, yeah so, um,
so that's what's going on thereum saturday you went golfing.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
This week I did, I went golfing my first time out.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Thank you, dude.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I remember I did something yeah, yeah, um went
golfing with my brother round ofthe year and no joke.
Okay, so did you go to mohawk,or did you go somewhere else?
No, I don't know about mohawkyeah, oh yeah well, so what's
the status there?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
oh my, my applications turned in.
They got it.
I haven't heard anything back,jesus, so I'm gonna probably
start getting nice here prettysoon.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, my problem is and applications turned in, they
got it.
I haven't heard anything backJesus, so I'm going to probably
even it's going to start gettingnice here pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, my problem is and from what I've heard from
other people is that you'll bethree months in of having a
membership.
And then you'll get a bill.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
And they'll be like what the fuck is this bill?
This is what Scott told me.
He goes, dude.
I got a bill those three monthsin and they're like here, you
owe us this much money.
And he called him up and hesaid listen, I'm not paying all
that money.
You guys didn't tell me I had afucking membership.
Well, how does?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
that?
How's that?
Happen they have for someonethat's supposed to be like an
upscale private club, you wouldthink the communication would be
at least okay from what I'veheard and I love, I'm excited'm
excited to be a Mohawk and Ilove it.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
It is, yeah, it is, the place is beautiful, the play
is great Bushwood but it is, itis very it's.
It's a double-edged sword forme.
What's cool is is I paid off myzounds to my zounds accounts.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah so.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I can have half of Half of it's paid already like
from those Okay.
Obviously, my job is shut downfor right now, besides DJing
Thank God, I got DJing, dude, Idon't know what the fuck I do?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
But my jobs are shut down because obviously we're
closed and I'm waiting to openthat back up.
So right now, cash the onlyflush cash I'm going to be
bringing in is from DJing.
Thank God it's beginning of theseason.
Yeah, for real holy fuck, ifthis was like december, I'd be
fucked right now right.
So what I'm uh, but so like, butwhat I'm, what I'm really

(12:35):
excited about is the fact thatwhen I do have a membership, I'm
going to like you get all thestuff for free, so you get free
club storage.
You get a free locker, you getto use the driving range anytime
you want for free.
That's sweet.
You get free club storage, youget a free locker, you get to
use the driving range anytimeyou want for free.
That's sweet.
You get to golf for free.
You get to swim in the swimmingpool that's heated for free.
Yeah, that's sweet your wholefamily gets to do that as well.
Sweet, so, like, if you endedup getting one, yeah, carrie

(12:56):
could go for right, she probablyliked that.
Yeah, which would be awesome.
Dude, you can go out thereevery day.
Yeah, yeah, and, dude, I wasbreaking it down.
If you have the jack to do it,okay for me, for us, because
we're over 40, it's $270 a monthfor two years.
You're locked in, okay.
So, it is a big commitment.
It's huge.
But if you break that down, alot of other courses right now

(13:19):
are anywhere from $30 to $40,walking 18 and 18.
So that doesn't include a car.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You don't know.
Okay, so golf has really goneup in price so dude crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
So 30 to 40 dollars walking at a normal course,
that's okay.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
So it means two times a golf in a week you paid for
it, and that's not evenincluding the driving ring yeah,
all the other extras you getwith it, yeah, and the storage
and everything else, so reallyit's not bad when you break it
down.
It's more cost-effective.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
It's actually a really nice course too, it is my
other part of it that I'mreally excited about is being
able to rub elbows with theupper echelon of fucking Tiffin.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Get my oats, my royal oats.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Soil my royal oats.
I mean, you seem pretty alreadywell established in town,
though I think out there you'regoing to get the Maybe more
upper-scale clientele.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I'm going to be hitting like it's going to be
doctors and everything.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
It's going to be.
I mean a lot of out-of-statepeople come and play Bohawk too,
like Ohio State alumni,football players and shit like
that.
I've heard of Archie Griffincome into play and people like
that, so yeah, that'd be sweet.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
That'd be sweet.
Go out there and see UrbanMeyer playing Dude, that'd be
fucking insane.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'd fucking lose my shit, no shit.
How do you not fanboy out rightthere?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I wouldn't be able to dude.
I could.
I remember fanboying out when Iwas a kid because the dude
looked like geraldo rivera.
I thought he was geraldo.
I'm like dude maybe it wasfucking goddamn.
Everyday fucking talk show hostyou, mustache, marauder you
mustache, marauder, marauder.

(15:08):
Oh yeah, dude I remember thatwhen I was a kid dude I was
fanboying out on that dude andno joke, like when I when I met
chris katan, like it's so coolthat like that's why I love the
funny bone dude ever want acheap date to take your fucking
girl or your wife or what haveyou.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Funny bone.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Look for a fucking good comedian.
Go.
A lot of those comedians willmeet you after the show and hang
out with you.
Chris Porter does for free.
I got a picture with ChrisPorter that's sweet, and he did
it for free.
I went up to him I was like Inever heard of him before and I
was like dude, your shit was sofucking hilarious.
That was awesome.
I got to see Chris Catan.

(15:46):
Pauly Shore met with us.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I mean we had to pay to do that, Right, right.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Like, but we got to meet with Pauly Shore.
Dude, he had his arm on myshoulder.
I'm like, dude, I got thefucking weasel's arm on my
shoulder.
This is fucking great dude dickon my face, I'd fucking told
I'd be like dude.
Rub the weasels weasel on myface, bro.
You know we use the juice, bro.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know it's, and it's like, it's cool to like
have those interactions withpeople that you grew up watching
and stuff, but they always saynever meet your heroes though.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
So but I mean well they say it's a disappointment a
lot of times yeah um, chriskatan dude was so cool because
when he first came out he knewpeople wanted certain things.
They wanted the fucking Knightsof Roxbury, they wanted the
fucking Such as Mingle andfucking Mr Peepers.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Mr Peepers.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
And they wanted fucking Corky Romano.
So when he came out, he goesall right.
Before we get the show started,let's get this out of the way.
What is love?
And he started doing it and islove.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Maybe you don't.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
You start doing it and then he goes you do, you
don't, you do, you don't, you do, you don't.
I should buy a boat, dude.
He came out, did all those, hedid all the greatest hits right
off the rip.
Get him out, Get him out of theway People walked up.

(17:08):
And one of my favorite, chriskatan like moments like it is a
very hidden, underrated gem isundercover brother.
I love chris katan andundercover brother when he's
just fighting, turning urbandude, when he's just like oh
yeah and it's for to mary jblige family affair yeah, yeah
dude, which is a fucking jamskiin itself.
I want to see if there's anybodyat funny funny bone cupcakes.

(17:30):
No, funny bone um toledo, ohio.
So let's see if they got anyanybody coming up like a
national chain of comedy.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
It is, it is um, just uh.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, just continue, I don't really need, what the fuck
I don't want.
I don't give a shit about that,okay, except.
So of all the people you havelike kind of seed, was there
anybody that you were?
Just no, just continue, I don'treally need what the fuck.
I don't give a shit about that,okay, except all.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
So of all the people you have kind of seen, was there
anybody that you were justreally disappointed in by chance
?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Not so far, man.
Okay, so the people I've seenat the Funny Bone I saw Jay
Pharoah.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh yeah, Okay, he did the Eddie Murphy impression.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, his was really funny too.
We all sang J Farrell.
He had us all sing fucking FullHouse theme song Anywhere you
look, oh, okay.
It's a heart, or is that FamilyMatters?
No, team Family Matters is afamily.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, that's Family Matters, that's Family.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Matters.
No, we were singing Full House.
The whole fucking crowd wassinging it together.
That's hilarious, so, okay, soright.
Um, also so tony rock, chrisrocks brother, um, if you've
seen semi-pro, the guy thatplays scootsie okay, I saw him
too up there.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Who was that guy right when he did the eyes was
that guy was a black, it was ablack it was a black guy.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh okay, the one who slaps.
He's like I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Nobody called anybody a JT around here so look who's
coming.
Look who oh Aries Spears dude,that's fucking sweet dude oh
Kobe, kobe.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
You know damn well he's going to do that.
I don't like Kobe.
He was made to be water, okay.
So here's all the big guys.
So travis or josh blue's gonnabe there.
Which josh blue's?
Got cerebral palsy okay, andhe's a comedian dude, he's
fucking hilarious.
Um, all right, let's keep goingtill we find somebody we know
don't fucking know you tony rock, which is chris rock's brother,

(19:21):
so it's like you get the uh,the fucking timu chris rock
ginger billy looks like somebodythat would fucking be I'd be
interested he looks like afucking wrestler yeah, he does a
little yeah, he does oh,trailer trash tammy's gonna be
up there, okay, okay, which I'mnot.

(19:42):
I don't give a fuck.
Aries Spears would be fuckingawesome.
And that's May, that's a littleover a month.
Yeah, let me see.
I want to see how much ticketsare, just to see what we're
looking at.
Except, tickets are $32 to $37a piece.
That's not too bad, no, dude.
And they have a couple of themand you sit there, you pay for

(20:06):
that, and then they have anarcade.
Oh really, while you're waiting, oh, now, now, a whole arcade
and you get to, you pay and youcan play it for unlimited.
It's like.
I think it's like five, tenbucks and you play unlimited and
you just drink.
There's like drinks and you caneat food dude, that's fucking
awesome yeah, it's legit I lovebarcades man, oh yeah, um, let
me see if I can find.
Oh yeah, right here, dude, soyou see, like the arcade

(20:26):
machines and shit, oh, dude,that's fucking a legit I love it
.
That's so cool.
I love it, dude.
So it is.
It is so much fun.
It's called fab oh, it used tobe.
I don't know if it still iscalled fat fish blue, but dude,
um, just a blast, and then rightacross the street, guess what?
Hilton, there's a fucking hill,oh, yeah, yeah and so jake.

(20:48):
When I took jake to a comedyshow, jay farrow yeah I took
jake to jay farrow.
We stayed in the hilton so,dude, we got, we could drink.
So they're like a japaneserestaurant, right there, that's
it.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yep, it's it.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, nagoya is right there.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's not the shops that follow Tibbers, is it?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It is.
It is Okay.
Oh, no, it's.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Levis Commons, levis Commons, that's it.
I get those two places mixed upfor some reason.
Yeah, levis Commons up inToledo, I stayed at that hill

(21:34):
and it's interesting that thereare balls that are still active
and, like polaris does seem tobe kind of still good, you know,
for yeah, for what it's aroundhere fucking.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Oh, they're all.
They're all sandusky's.
Okay, but they're yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
So now it's interesting that now they're
turning these balls into likestrip balls like strip balls.
I'm glad they're at least usingat least they're using the
retail space.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I'm really disappointed in here and tiffin,
and that really bugs me, thatnobody stepped up to fucking do
anything with the bowling alley.
That bothers the fuck out of me.
It's like they bitch about kidsbeing on phones and doing all
this other shit but nobody comestogether to bring anything to
this fucking town that kids canfucking do.
The only thing you got is themovies.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, all right cool.
What about movies and Walmart?
There's 100% of them.
There is a market for that, forfor a family, and it sucks now
that we're closed.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's my goal.
That's what I want to do when Iopen this place back up man
right there man, they're fuckingheading right down there.
Um but um.
That's what I'm looking at,doing like I like.
Do I want a bunch of kidshanging out at level up?
No, I don't like when I takeover whatever I fucking call it
yeah, right, right no level upis going to be level two
electric boogaloo I know Ilaughed my ass off when I saw

(22:48):
that.
I was like I knew it, son of abitch, you fucking asshole.
No I loved it.
Dude, I was like dude commentdude because it keeps it
relevant right right um, a lotof people are like leveled up,
leveled up, yeah, there's likethere was a lot of stinkers in
there.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
There was one that I kind of liked, and I can't
remember what it was there wereissues fresh as big boy.
Oh, I could go for it.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
No, let me see here I'm gonna go back, we're gonna
bring up the names on it.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
There was one that I kind of liked, that I, and I
can't remember what I was like.
Oh, that's not bad, but therewere a lot of stinkers in there
let me go back.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
We're going to go back to the People should have
quit their day jobs.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's all I could say.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Let's go to the page and we're going to look.
It's on the news, but I keeppressing.
I'm not patient at all.
Thank you, I can't rememberwhich one it is.
There's 11 comments.
There 17 comments.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Let's see if this one it was like three, maybe three
or four, four updates ago yougave.
I can't remember exactly okayyeah, because you're talking
like oh yeah, thanks for thecompany here at this point?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
well, I will.
Oh, will it remain level up orwill it be something completely
different?
30 comments.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Comments on this that has to be it right there 2,000
views.
Wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
That's pretty good All right, let's read these
comments.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, let's read some of these Dave's suggestions.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
People said I'd turn it to your own game store.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Keep the fight, my dude.
Don't let a level up die, whichis what?
Thank you.
The fight, my dude.
Don't let a level up die, whichis what?
No, thank you.
That was awesome.
Um, a lot of people more usedto the current name, but I don't
think anyone would mind thestory being called something
else.
Keep level ups, like I keep.
I plan on not just shoving alevel up and just erasing it
completely right, I would liketo keep it to where people know
what it is true, I'd call itleveled up lame.

(24:36):
That was one you Leveled Up hasnice ring to it, being old but
new and people could stilleasily you know I'm good on that
.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Ready Player One was one that's a, I think oh.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I don't want to really get sued.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's from a movie though yeah, you get sued.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I don't think Spielberg would like that
Somebody said that that would becopyright infringement.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, it is.
I love that movie.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Book is better, but love the movie as well.
He's like talking to her.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
The new level up, the real level.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Level two electric boogaloo that was me that was
you there?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
was one that I kind of liked, and I can't remember
what.
It was Time for an extra life.
Maybe extra life.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I think that's maybe what it was, something the word
remastered said uh, that's whatsomebody said.
That's not bad either.
The next level, hub level up,would be a good option because I
like that name.
But that's from tyler.
He's a good dude but he'slittle.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
He's out there um, I think it was extra life that I
saw.
It was kind I was like, yeah,that's not bad, but it's like
you could go any video game namething put it, put it in there,
people would get it.
But I kind of like the nameyou're throwing around a little
bit.
I won't say it, but I I was uhthe one you were kind of
workshopping I love it, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I think it's, I think it's, I think it's got what's
good about, okay.
So like, just kind of giveeverybody kind of a little bit
of a hint.
What's good about my name isthere's a lot of good.
There's a lot of words thatrhyme with it.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Right right.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
No joke, if I had a sports podcast, it'd be Game Day
with Jay.
You know something like that.
That works, dude, it is.
It's awesome, it's perfect.
That works so well.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, dude, it's so simple so um, that's why I put
my name into a lot of our.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, when we're doing our music, I put my name
in there like yeah, I didn'teven fucking say hi to jay.
You know shit like that dudelike talking about brandon and
stuff, um, but uh, but yeah,dude, I don't know like I'm, I'm
, I'm nervous, but I'm excitedas well.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
How big of a pain in the ass is this whole ordeal bid
.
I think in one of your updatevideos you said it was worse
than buying a house.
That's a pretty tedious process.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
So what sucks about it?
What made buying a house easyis that you could go to the bank
and get pre-approved for it.
Right right, with a businessloan, they can't pre-approve you
you have to have you have tohave a plan of action so they
know you're serious and theyknow they're going to get their
money back no matter what, right?
So here I am, taking a businessand and trying to ask the bank

(27:14):
for three times the cost amountfor a loan.
That is bonkers to a lot.
They're almost like, hey,listen, because dude.
Anybody else came to me andsaid hey, dude, I've got $20 in
the bank but I need $70 to $80.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, I'm going to turn that.
I promise I'm gonna turn that20 into into more.
Yeah, yeah, you know so I getwhere they're roi return on
investment yes and uh.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
The thing is I'm trying to like, so I went to the
.
Luckily I know the guy at thebank.
That felt good.
So I knew the guy at the bankand I, you know, like, because
of dj and thank god, t-town djsjust kind of bailed me out, but,
um, I knew the guy at the bank.
He's, you know, I've been at mybank for jesus like 16 years,

(28:10):
so, um, it wasn't like he's likehey, listen, dude, I want to
give you this loan.
We need all the stuff we, itdoesn't matter, I can.
I want to give you this loan.
We need all the stuff, itdoesn't matter, I can want to
give you the loan as much aspossible, but we need all this
shit, and a lot of it has to door falls on to the previous
owner, unfortunately, don't getme wrong, the previous owner is

(28:30):
a buddy of mine.
He's been my friend since hehired me, and I have a lot of
respect for him.
Obviously, this is business, soobviously this is business.
So the one thing that needs tobe understood at the end of the
day is that, yes, this isbusiness.
um, you're still my dude whenthis is over you know you're
still gonna be my bud, no matterwhat right, if I buy the
business from you or I don't,you're still my dude he's thrown

(28:53):
a lot of obstacles in your waythat I felt are were really
unnecessary, and I won't saywhat they are obviously yeah,
I'm not gonna dude.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, I'm not going to disclose Because obviously,
maybe for legal reasons, Ireally can't disclose.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
And a lot of people have told me that they're like
listen, dude, he is out to gethis best interest.
Right now he's trying to savehis own ass.
He doesn't care what happens toyou.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
That's true, very true.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I can't 100 say that, but I'm like that's what
they're telling, like I get if90 people tell you that you
might be, you might be retarded.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You might want to go to a doctor and figure out what
they say if it looks like a duck, it acts like a duck, it fucks
like a duck, it's probably aduck yeah that's, that's what
that old saying and I and I saidthat before.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I've said that to like when when my my dj bill,
when he was when he was buyinghis own equipment, and then he
came to me and told me becauseandy was you know, but andy is a
good fan of the show- or was Idon't know if he still is, but
when, uh, when andy was thinkingabout going on his own and he
was going to take bill and billwas going to work for him, um, I

(30:00):
told bill, I said, listen, dude.
I said are you fucking rollingon me, dude?
Because I'm not trying to trainyou to go fucking be my
competitor and I, you know, I,honestly I did tell him one
thing is, dude, I will bury you.
I told him that and I'm sorry,but if you, if I'm not, I don't
care dude, I love it man, ifyou're gonna if you're gonna use
my, if you're gonna use me tofucking step, stool yourself up,

(30:21):
fuck you.
Dude.
If you're not gonna showloyalty to me, when I showed
loyalty to you, fuck you.
And that's, that's what I toldhim.
I said, dude, if you're, if youfucking think you're gonna fuck
me over and you're gonna go onyour own, I'm gonna fucking bury
you and I hate to be like that.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Fuck you up I work, no joke.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
What's crazy isn and what I love about what I do like
DJing and stuff, is I work witha lot of DJs in the area.
I work with DJs in Cleveland.
There's some in Toledo I workwith there's a lot of really
good DJs that.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I work with.
Yeah, some good networking.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
We're not.
Yeah, are we competitors?
Of course, but we don't havethat.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
But you guys all have your market.
We don't have the dog eat dogworld?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
yeah, I think everybody has their.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's like and I'll.
This is gonna sound nerdy, ofcourse but like the pro, pro
wrestling in the 80s had theirown territories but they all
worked inter interconnectivelyto help each other out.
Because if, if, say if, arising type cw.
Well, yeah, well, that wasbefore that.
So it was like Smokey MountainWrestling and before WCW it was

(31:22):
Jim Crockett Promotions and itwas AWA, it was Big Time
Wrestling, it was all thesedifferent little Regional
promotions, because WWF was aregional promotion Before it
became a global, whatever it is.
So basically all you guys Areregional DJs and sometimes
you'll network and help eachother out because of rising tide

(31:44):
lifts all ships is what theysay.
So you know, if, if one, if alot of us are doing well, then
everyone does well.
Yeah, so, but it's a region, youknow, I know, no one's good,
what's the kind of step onanyone's toes and then anyone's
territories, kind of you know,kind of I'm not saying it's like
that for you guys, but it kindof reminds me of that where it's
like everybody has their ownregion.

(32:05):
It's kind of a regional thingwhere, yeah, you may be
competitor, you know, maybecompetition there may be other
djs here in this market, butlike working with other djs
outside of your market worksbecause they could give you
referrals, you could refer thatthat's what we do that's.
It's like you guys, everybodymakes money, and that's how.
That's how.
That's how wrestling used to belike I'll give you some of our

(32:27):
talent, you give us some of yourtalent, and we, we do these
dream matches, and that's kindof how it used to be like well,
back in the day, dude, we arelike well, no, like sunday,
sunday, dude, I actually you.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I had a bride come up to me and she's like, and I
said hey, you got a DJ.
She's like, actually, I do.
And I said oh, who's your DJ?
Cause I'd like to know, I wantto know who your DJ is.
And she's like uh, she saidTony Miller.
I'm like oh, no crap, dude.
I said he is an amazing DJ.
He's a buddy of mine.
I said awesome.
I said well, if tony has anyproblems or if you need anything

(32:59):
, here's my card.
That's it, dude.
I won't try to poach.
I don't try to do that.
I like I never want to takeanother dj's stuff yeah, you got
to be careful with that.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, it's because if you get a reputation for you
know people are going to try tocome after you.
So I mean, like they're goingto try to like ruin your
reputation and you can dowhatever you need to do Right.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Like me, I work really well with Tony.
Tony is from Fremont and he's avery dude I'm not kidding
always smiling, always happywhen I see him.
I'll see him at Arlington Acresat the end of this month and he
is amazing dude, like he's agood fun dj.
So I like, I push him, like ifI, if I somebody needs a dj,

(33:42):
I'll give the his.
He's one of the names.
Another one is one of myfriends is uh ted ted reinhardt
and he's from uh music man djservice out of carry dude, I
went to my cousin's wedding, myuh, um, uh, cousin bethany.
I went to her wedding, okay, andI'm a dj, so I'm like you

(34:02):
didn't fucking hire us yeah, soI'm like fucking all barking.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I went up to her and I was about to say something,
but I figured oh okay I went upto her.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
She said well, I want you to be able to enjoy it.
I don't want you to have toworry about a dj.
I said I wouldn't dj it myself,I want somebody else to.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, I would have had one of my people.
You just pay him their fuckingrate.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
You just pay their part and I would have gave you
my part for free and you're good.
But I ended up going to herwedding.
I said I'm going to razz yourfucking DJ.
And her husband's like no,you're not.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I said yeah, yeah, watch me.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I went up there and I was just like dude, his
transitions were fucking great.
Yeah, his fucking presence weregreat.
When I went up there to tellhim who I was, he knew who I was
already.
He's like yeah, I've heard at-town dj.
I was like what'd you hear,motherfucker?
Yeah, dude, I'll bury you.
He was all smiles, greatfucking mood, just a great
personality all the way around.
I'm like I love this guy.
Dude, I don't know like dude,you know, like I almost was like

(35:04):
hey, don't like you, but I doskip.
It's like are you looking for adj?
Yeah, I'm looking for one.
I'll send you to my friend youdon't like not even push my own
business, because he's just,he's just such a good dude and
he's happy and it's.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
So it'd be so easy for you to sit there and just
sit there and go.
I'm better than this guy, oh, Ilike this, I do this better, I
do this better and I'm so blah,blah, blah.
You know like it's.
It's kind of interesting thatyou know you're like oh, like
real, recognizes real, you knowit's it.
That's really good to see,especially in an industry as
competitive as the weddingindustry where you don't have a

(35:42):
lot of like cutthroat shit goingon.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
The problem is is that a lot of people go after
the paycheck, and that's theproblem.
I agree your goal, my end goalisn't, don't get wrong, it's
nice to get paid and I get sureyeah, yeah my end goal is to
make sure that good experiencetheir day is the best right.
Absolutely.
I don't fucking care whetherit's me.
If it's not me, it's not me,dude, you know yeah, like I mean

(36:04):
, you're gonna get yours.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
You know, I guess I want them to be like hey, you
know what?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I'm so glad jay sent me to fucking ted or sent me to
tony miller, sent me to joebacon or whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Here's the thing with that, though, dude, that kind
of good will.
It's almost like miracleacle on34th Street, where in the movie
, the Santa Claus sent customersto Gimble's.
They're there in Macy's andthey sent Gimble's like, well,
we don't have that.
But if you go to Gimble's theyhave it and they're like oh,
gimble's, oh my god.
But that kind of goodwillgesture saying hey, hey, you

(36:37):
know you don't, don't want, butthat's cool.
Uh, here, go to this guy, thisguy's really good, and blah,
blah, blah, blah.
And then they're like, wow,that that t-town gave us a
really good suggestion.
I may recommend him businessfor some like people I know, or
you know, they may take him tothe other dj, but it's all that
will.
That will be in the back oftheir head that it's like, oh,
yeah, he had, he was actuallyreally cordial and he hooked us

(37:00):
up with this really good dj, somaybe I may shut, you know, give
him business too, since thatwas really cool of him so,
speaking of 34th street, I'llspeak it out, oh yeah, no, I'm
just kidding, we do gotta go, wegotta go a little break.
You see, we do have to go abreak.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I once had sex with the dirty bum on 34th Street.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
So we have a.
His name was Mortimer, so wehave a new show so we're going
to turn it over A married deadschmuck.
We're going to turn it over toanother up and coming show, the
Gabagool Gals, and they're goingto kind of take over the show
for a little, about 10 minutesor so, because we're going to
take a break and you're going tolisten to them and I don't know

(37:43):
what they're going to say or do, because they're just hardened
Brooklyn gals.
They're fucking bitches.
They are kind of bitches.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Don't tell them.
I said that.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, don't tell them because they'll hurt us.
So we'll be right back andenjoy the Gobble Goo Gals.
Hey, this thing on, this thingon.

(38:13):
Hey, listen here, you bunch ofgobbles.
You're going to listen to thenumber one show.
You're going to watch it, orI'm going to come and break your
fucking head, but come andcheck it out, cause this is the
Gobble Goo Gals With KarenOlsteen and Karen Johansson.
So you better watch it, or I'mgonna be swimming with the
fishes.
Now you fucking clap.

(38:35):
You show some fucking respect.
Thank you, alright, alright,alright.

(38:58):
Shut your fucking mouths, okay.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Stop your clapping, man.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Jesus, fucking Christ , can you believe they're
clapping in my fucking ears allgoddamn day.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I'm on my third pack of cigarettes just today and
they're just out there clappingtheir fucking hands, Jesus
fucking Christ man.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
We got an hour to fill this fucking show and these
assholes are going to clapuntil their fucking hands turn
raw.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
What the fuck the other day, my husband came home
and he told me that I had thevoice of an angel.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
You do have a voice.
I tell you you should go toBroadway, and I'm not just
saying that to blow smoke upyour ass.
You should go on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I thought about it.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'm telling you, wicked, it'd just be amazing you
do that high voice.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I was practicing in the shower the other day and I
was doing, um, I just can't waitto be king from a lion.
King, oh yeah I saw.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You know, I took my kids to go see lion king like
they.
They re-released it at theatersand I'm like, why the fuck
would they just re-release this?
Because it's like we saw it askids and it's like I don't want
to take my fucking six kids togo fucking see Lion King when
it's already on VHS.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
First of all, they didn't even make him look good.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I was looking at him.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
And when their tails would pop up.
I'm a guy, listen, I like dudesthat like cats, and my husband
loves cats.
We got 15 of them.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh my God, I have like 10 little fur balls myself.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
And I've seen their little pucker dolmens and I tell
you what those lions did nothave realistic pucker dolmens on
them.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
It's ridiculous, it's just dead.
He's like listen, we're justgoing to pump a ton of money
into this and you're going to gosee it, you're going to fucking
like it and we're going toshove it up your fucking ass if
you don't.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Honestly look like the sheep in Ohio.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Oh Jesus, Obliterated by fucking dude penises, I tell
you.
And then don't get me startedon this fucking Snow White cunt.
Like, listen, this bitch think,listen to this.
This bitch, this bitch, thisbitch, I swear to God.
She goes on and on and on aboutListen, I don't, I want my
prince.
It's a different story.
It's a different story.
It's not that fucking hard.

(40:58):
Okay, you sit there, you eatthe fucking apple, you fucking
die, yep.
And then the prince comes andkisses your ugly fucking mug.
That's what happens.
And this bitch is like we'regoing to change the fucking
story.
You can't change Snow White.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Listen, bitch, you're white.
You're not white at all.
You know, snow White is white.
That bothered the fuck out ofme.
I have three black kids myself.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
And I have no problem .
Oh, they're beautiful children.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I have no problem with the little Negroids?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
They don't bother me at all.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Hey, I'm Italian, so I mean I have a little olive
complexion myself.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's why the water beads off the hair all day.
It does.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
It.
The water beats up the hair.
All it does it really does.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yep, I tell you one thing I went to.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I went to wendy's, you went to one, I went to
wendy's.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
And I tell you what.
Which one did you go to?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
the one on 53rd yeah, I went to one on 53rd and it
was it was the worst.
It was the fucking worst.
I mean I had a junior baconcheeseburger and it's like
where's the?
You know, they remember the ohwhere's the beat commercial.
They should really bring thatback.
Oh there was more Junior thanthere was bacon on there.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Huh, there was more Junior than bacon.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
There was nothing like one little slip of bacon.
Like what the fuck?
I paid $3.28 for a little stripof bacon, a little piece of
meat.
Fuck you, wendy's Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Well, I went there what was it like about three
weeks ago, mm-hmm, and I got oneof them Frosties.
Oh, I love the Frosties, I dolike Frosties, mm-hmm.
But my problem with it is itwas more, it was too frosty.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
It was too frosty, oh dude, so it was more ice cream
than frosty.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
You know, listen, dear.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
When I would take a bite of my frosty, it went right
to my head.
Ah, you get that headache andit's just like I can't fucking
do this.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And then mortimer came up to me and he was like
you want to fool around tonight?
I'm like, listen, I've got theheadache from my frosty.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Ah, mortimer, don't be touching my fucking hairy
beef wax mortimer needs to likeknow his fucking place that's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Mortimer, these horny husbands out here touching all
of our private.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Peters Henry tried to get frisky with me the other
day and I'm like listen, where'sthe paycheck?
I go, you don't get to touchall this unless I see the green,
Unless I see the paycheck.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I take it from good old Roy Orbison Back in the day
the back in the day, the, theking of amazing music, mr roy
orbes.
All bless his heart.
Bless his fucking heart.
You know when he said you'renot from russia, so bitch, why
are you russian?
That's right.
Why are you russian?
Henry's like baby, I want thefuck of your asshole.

(43:33):
I'm like you ain't fuckingnothing.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
He wanted to put it in the butt.
No, we don't be.
No listen, Listen.
I'm Catholic.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
I let Mortimer go there a couple times.
Listen, I'm Catholic and thereain't no way I could go to
confession when I be hitting thewine a little too hard.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I let Mortimer go there and take his scoop-de-doop
down the poop-de-shoe.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
There ain't no way I could go to the condo and go
listen, I let my husbandsodomize me and my asshole and I
would have to say like 20 HailMarys.
And I cannot do that.
I can't Listen.
I have to run the church bakeservice and there's no way I'll
be able to be the head of thatcommittee.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's just no way, you know, speaking of the church
bake service, yeah, you know,the other day we served
everybody lunch, okay.
And some lady came up and sheasked for extra tater tots.
What yeah?
I was really pissed about that.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Whoa.
I was like, why would you comeup here and get them?
You're coming into our church,our church, the church of God,
and you're asking for freefucking potatoes.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
You don't get extra tater tots you.
Don't get extra tater tots youdon't get extra tater tots.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Those are for Jesus.
Those are for Jesus, those arenot for you.
Those are God's tots.
You will get the same amount ofcrispy potato wedges.
Like everybody else, you cunt.
Like everybody else.
They're fried in Jesus' tears.
I bet they were delicious.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
They were amazing, lightly salted.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Lightly salted.
Lightly salted, so good.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I tell you he turned water into tater tots that day.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Oh my God, it was amazing.
But speaking of food, I wentover to Mary's house the other
day.
Oh Mary, she made lasagna.
How was that it was the worst.
It was so gross.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, you would think, listen,she used cottage cheese instead
of ricotta, instead of thericotta cheese.
This bitch goes really cheapand puts cottage cheese in a
fucking lasagna.
I was like if my mother wasstill alive today and she could
see that there was cottagefucking cheese in this lasagna,

(45:41):
she would be like oh my God.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I see you're getting really pissed.
I'm so upset I'm thinking I'llpray for her.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh yeah, we'll light a candle, We'll go to service
I'm praying for you.
We're going to pray for you,mary, that you find the error of
your ways, that you find theerror of your fucking ways.
How was the sauce the sauce?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
was a little runny, was the sauce al dente A little
runny.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
It was a little runny , a little acidic-y A little.
Yeah, was it from a fucking jar?
It was from a jar.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
It was from a jar A jar.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
She wouldn't admit to it.
You can't.
She wouldn't admit to it.
But I think it was from afucking jar.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
You was from a fucking jar.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
You can't make lasagna from a fucking jar.
I know that's ridiculous, ohgeez, but henry tried to take us
out for our anniversary.
It's, it's.
It's been our 25th weddinganniversary congratulations on
your wedding anniversary, but uhtook me to that, uh, to luigi's
over there on, uh, oh yeah, on,I'll see where was, was it?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I think it's about three or four blocks down from
time square.
Yeah, yeah, it's down there,it's an awesome place it's.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's on around madison avenue there, and let me
tell you it was actually reallyhorrible.
It was disgusting.
That's crazy trying to passthemselves off as authentic
italian food.
Listen, I'm one-fourth quarterSicily and I can tell you one
thing it wasn't even fuckingclose.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
That's crazy, it wasn't even fucking close.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Nah, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Well, maybe it was more made for player two, it was
.
It was so disgusting,definitely not a player.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
one type of food, the wait staff was so rude, so rude
.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
He's like what can I get you?
Can I get you anything elsetoday?
I'm like yeah, you get me aedible, fucking meal.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
You get me a fucking bar back.
You get me a bar, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, yeah, no, fucking shit, this fucking guy,
this fucking guy is going tocome up to me and go what else
can I get you?
I'm like you can get mesomething I can fucking eat,
because I haven't eaten a goodfucking meal in 20 years, you
know.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
The other day, speaking of bad eateries, Okay,
the other day me and the misterwe didn't have our anniversary,
but every once in a while wehave to have a date night.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Keep the spark alive Of course.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
So he knows, one of my favorite places is the olive
garden, the olive garden okay sowe went to the olive garden now
.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Now we're talking fine italian cuisine.
Now that's right.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I only know the best okay um or fazoli's oh fazoli.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
But I dated a fazoli once, oh yeah, oh, he had the
biggest cock-a-doodle.
Let me tell you, oh oh, richardfazoli, biggest cock-a-doodle I
ever seen the problem is withmortimer.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Since I've been, he's been wanting me to talk dirty
to him a little bit.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Now it's really tough with this problem of my voice
yeah, you got, you got that, yougot the, the emphysema going on
.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
But anyway, I'd be like Mortimer, get in there and
start taking this ass frombehind.
You know, pound it good formama.
Suck on my toes.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Oh, I'm getting a little vergluft just even
hearing you.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
And I said lick on the glitty from the biggest city
.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Oh, my goodness gracious, that's what I wanted.
And flop on these floppy tins.
Oh, you need to stop.
You get me for left man I can.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
When I'm in the bedroom, I, when I'm in the
bedroom, I rhyme.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
I like to rhyme I, I feel your voice, I feel it, I
can feel it in your soul.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I just want to bone down a little bit and one of the
one of the just take mama topleasure town.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Did Mortimer at least deliver on any of this
whatsoever?
No, he couldn't get his dickstanding oh.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Mortimer.
Mortimer, we gotta help youwith that, like the fucking
Yankees in the ninth inning oh,my God the fuck.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
At least it wasn't the Red Sox.
Good God, oh my goodnessgracious, it's like the.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
New York Mets Trying to get a winning team Fuck the
Mets, fuck the Mets and theirstupid fucking ass.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
And with that said, I think we're out of time today,
yeah it looks like we're out oftime.
The stupid fucking producersover there.
Fuck you guys.
He's doing his little wrap itup thing.
Fuck you man.
Fuck you doing his little wrapit up thing.
Fuck you man, fuck you.
Listen, we're the Gobble GooGals.
We're the Gobble Goo Gals andwe'll tell you when we're
fucking done.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Motherfucker.
You don't know who you'refucking messing with.
You're fucking jabroni.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
You're fucking gobbleduff, fuck you.
Okay, we're done because we gotshit to do.
I got to pick up my drycleaning down there on 23rd
Street or whatever the fuck itis.
I don't fucking know where it'sat.
It's over there, next to thatfucking shiesty Chinese joint.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fuckingChing Ching's Laundromat yeah
yeah, I think it's a Chineserestaurant with the laundromat

(50:33):
going, but they, I tell you,good, sweet and sour chicken.
It's the best.
I usually hit up the GeneralTso's, oh yeah, but that'll do
it up for us for the Gobble GooGals.
I'm Karen Johansson and I'mKaren Osteen.
We'll see you next time and ifyou don't come we'll break your
fucking arms, eh.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
And if I don't come, mortimer's going to get punched
in the fucking face.
Hey, listen to me, you bunch ofcabarima, you're gonna listen
to the number one show.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
You're gonna watch it or I'm gonna come and break
your fucking head.
But come and check it out,cause this is the Gobble Goo
Gals With Karen Olsteen andKaren Johansson, so you better
watch it, or else we'll beswimming with the fishes.
Now you fucking clap.
You show some fucking respect.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yo, what's up?
Thank you.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Hey, welcome back.
I hope you enjoyed that Hopeyou liked it, you fucking freaks
, oh my fucking God.
So yeah, the Gobble Goo Gals.
They're feisty ladies.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
The.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Little Wobble Gals, little Wobble, wooble, wooble.
I'm bonafide Wobble Wobble.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Wee Woogle, woogle, woogle Fucking Flintstones,
flintstones.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I was hoping we would get that reference.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah, dude, I appreciate it.
Man, before we went to thebreak, I think that sometimes
you got to look past yourself.
I was talking to a bride theother day and I told her.
I said, listen, man, I you know.
She got ahold of me the dayafter and I'm thinking oh man,
you know, I wonder like, was shefrom the bridal shows Monday?
It was yesterday.
So I called her yesterday andI'm like, hey, you know, hey,

(52:55):
how's it going.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
You know, I'm just I said listen man.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I said what really makes it special for me is that,
like I said you could like Ithink we look at it a little
different than a lot of peopledo.
I said you choosing us to DJyour special day is an honor.
It is.
It really fucking is Right.
There's so many others theycould go with any dj.

(53:24):
They can go to toledo, they cango to michigan, they can go
indiana, they can go tocleveland yeah detroit all that
stuff.
They can pull a dj from anywhere.
But they chose to go with usand to me like they put their
trust in their first daytogether for the rest of their
lives with us, and I told her.
I said I look at it kind oflike you and your husband right,

(53:44):
you're you and your fiance.
I said that guy could havepicked any other woman in the
world Billions and billions ofwomen out there, single women
all over the place.
He could have picked anybodyelse, but he's deciding to tie
his life to you.
That's amazing.
That's a fucking amazing thing.
Good wedding singer.
Thank you, bro, good weddingsinger.

(54:09):
Give me time to realize my yousuck, you suck.
They're starting to turn onGeorge.
They're starting to turn onGeorge in there.
Do you really want you suck?
I love that part so much.
What were we talking aboutlooking up when we're coming in,
dude, oh I don't rememberremember it was uh, somewhere.

(54:30):
I said you ever see that and itwas fucking something funny,
god damn it.
I don't remember, I don'tremember it either because it
was before we even did anything.
Today, um, I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Holy fuck, I don't remember I can feel it oh, yeah,
my fucking song, dude oh, Ilaughed so hard at that fucking

(55:06):
Dude.
I don't remember what else youwere doing.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I need to listen to our newest podcast, our newest
episode, because I want tolisten to the song we did last
week, which was Swimming Pools.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, Somebody's pool , somebody's pool.
Yeah, dude, the story was great.
It was like you had aninterwoven story about this guy
trying to get into the pool it'sa fucking gated pool, dude
that's funny yeah, dude, I waslike well, we're coming into
summer, my wife's talking aboutthem, um are you guys getting
your pool set?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
up and, oh yeah, if it wasn't, I already told her
what's happening with thatfucking thing.
Get rid of it.
Uh, yep, I'm putting a fuckingpool building back here.
If that thing goes, I'm goingto.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
You know what kind of suckers.
Wasn't that kind of the appealto buying the place in the first
place?
Was the pool, or was that kindof just an extra thing?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
When we bought this, we jumped into this fucking
place a little too quick, nojoke.
I'm looking at it, dude, everyday.
Place a little too quick?
Um, no joke, I'm looking at youand I'm every day, I'm looking.
I'm like fuck man, that's wrong,that's broke I'm like fucking a
dude, like I'm fixing thingsevery day for myself, like I'm
pretty handy when it comes tostuff, I can rig shit.
It might not look.
It may not look like bobfucking vila touched it, yeah,

(56:19):
but I could get it to work.
You know what I'm saying?
Like fucking frustrating dude,I feel you.
Oh my god yeah, it's even.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I've been in this house almost 20 years and things
are starting to kind of.
I had to replace the centralair.
That was.
That was eight grand and, uh,there's a there's.
You've been in this house howlong?
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
since 2010, so 15 years holy shit, you bought this
house in 2010 august of 2010 noshit.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Yep, wow, wow, yeah, there's.
There's little things like I.
There's part of the roof thatneeds replaced and I I actually
priced the whole roof and it wasgoing to be more than what.
I own the home and I'm justlike um no 65 000 for a new roof
fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
No, what, you know what?
Let me talk to my uncle.
Um, my uncle told me he goesdude, you ever want to get your
roof done?
He said go amish, amish.
Huh, yeah, he said he got hiswhole roof done.
Metal, metal all the way around, steel like yeah, tin roof like
metal.
Yeah, I'm listening and I thinkit was less than I want to say.

(57:28):
It was around.
His is a huge roof too.
It was around.
Well, I 30 I guess 30 something.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
I guess they did it in a day.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, the issue with my roof and there's like around
the spire.
Like on the that side of thehouse I have that little spire
above like the, the living room,and they said that that's
really awkward.
And then there's a lot ofawkward like transitions in the
roof and that's where a lot ofthe money goes into.
Instead of it just being just aroof that does this, I have a
roof that kind of does this andthis and this, and it's just.

(57:57):
I guess I don't know if that'ssome bullshit that some roof guy
was trying to sell me on orthat's really true.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I don't know, probably because you have to
make sure they overlap Right,right.
So there's a lot of weird,weird dips and like transitions
in the roof and that spire, Iguess, is a really no, you do
Just get like a fucking 100 by100 foot on like tarp Tarp and
put it over it.
Yeah, put it over your roofroof.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah, it's just that's a good idea huge tall
poles well, I've been trying tofind somebody to like patch up
this part of the roof over by mybedroom and I've had one guy
try it and he failed miserablyat it and that was eight hundred
dollars down the fucking tubeand uh I think I know who you're
talking about I won't.
I won't say his name on nope INope, I know who it is.

(58:40):
Yeah, and he's a worthless pieceof shit and he knows who he is.
And then I've been trying tofind just a contractor.
The problem is contractors,especially in the summer, don't
really find it lucrative to comeand take a week, or not a week,
but two or three or four daysto come and do a seven, eight

(59:04):
thousand dollar patch job, whenthey could be off doing us fifty
, sixty thousand, thirtythousand dollars I have somebody
I can send your way.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Dude, who's that?
I'm gonna?
Let him try my my place first,because I got a lot of stuff
okay, okay um buddies uh, youjust give that to me later.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Yeah, it's my buddy, cory, okay yeah I, I just, you
know, I don't have it looks likeeye candy.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
That's what she said.
She's like because he used to.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I mean, I don't know and hook you.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Did you come up with military discount?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
okay and I'm like oh cool, call of duty, call of duty
.
Obviously I can't do anythingabout it now and I won't get
into that just yet, but uh, but,it's because they sleep on the
roof now like uncle fester oh,yeah, no I'm talking about my,
my, uh, my monetary situation.
So I but I won't get into thatright here, right now but yeah,

(59:55):
but hookin's not paying as muchas john it's not man.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
It's just like nobody wants us we need to open up a
chubby dude strip joint duderight next to chunking dales or
whatever like chunking dales orsomething.
Call it uh uh chunky dunks Ilike, yeah, chunky.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Or I like chunking dales, but we may get it to a
fucking copyright issue there.
So who knows?
Chunking dales, yeah, I don'tknow, I have no idea.
Chunking dips, chucking tips,patty arbuckles, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Chubby Chasers, chubby Chasers Ooh, I like
Chubby Chasers, that's fuckinggood man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Thank you, it's got the alliterations.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
It just works real well, can we get the Porky sign?
Yes, chubby Checkers, yeah, orChubby Chasers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Now see, when I think of chubby checkers, I think of
rallies or something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Burgers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Burger, chubby chasers, I'd go for a burger
Actually I did have a.
Or tub fucks, tub fucks.
That would be like an escortservice.
Tubby fucks, tubby fucks Likestart a fat dude escort service.
Tub of war, tub of war, oh myGod man, chubby Wub.

(01:01:09):
You know what it's called,chubby Wubbers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Welcome to the all-male strip joint of um of um
portly gentleman called buffetwe're gonna have a smorgasbord.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Smorgasbord dude.
I can listen to you come upwith fat dude strip club names
all day.
It's so fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Oh my God, tons of fun, tons of fun.
Okay, so here's anotherquestion.
Say we did a big dude stripjoint.
Okay, what would be your name,what would be your strip name
Ooh.
And what would be your song ohbe your strip name Ooh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
And what would be your song?
Oh my God, this is okay, a fatdude strip club name, I would
probably go with Wendell.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
That's fucking great.
Oh, wendell, that's fuckinggreat dude.
Oh my God, I don't get theirfucking panties wet.
I go with Wendell.
It's fucking great dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Oh my God, that'll get their fucking panties wet,
I'd go with Wendell, and then mysong would be I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Yeah, think of a song and then you got to play it for
us.
We got to know what the fuckyou're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Okay, what song would I?
I don't know, I can't think ofone.
Let me hear you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Okay, my name would be bisquick because you know
like women have like the, thelacy and and fucking cinnamon
yeah, yeah sexy names likefucking, whatever I don't know
um this quick this quick becauseI'm white yeah fucking god damn

(01:03:11):
dude.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
That's one of the best I should call yourself
crisco, crisco.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Oh, there we go.
Crisco is a great, that's agreat name, crisco, fucking lard
dude, dude, lard Laws.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
My name is Laws.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
What would be your song?
Okay, 20 Fingers, yep ShortDick man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Oh my God, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
That's my fucking song Right here're talking about
.
That's my fucking song.
Right here it is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
This is my fucking song is it yep short, short man
is the right one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
This one yep this would be my dance and just think
when it kicks in dude right, Iknow this song yep, this is when
I walk out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Here comes the mighty bisquick oh my god, you can
picture it, can't you?
I got dude.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
I got this image in my head and I'm kind of getting
aroused fucking breaking them up.
I'm dancing people can't seethat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
I know I am too this song had such great bass.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Yeah, this song's awesome.
It was so simple that would bemy fucking song.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Dude.
I know a song you should comeout to Wendell.
Oh, I gotta see which one areyou doing?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Wendell's song.
This is Wendell's song.
Dude, no fucking way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
The mighty Wendell Wendell.
What about Lost Ketchup, wouldthat?

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
be a good one, lost cat the ketchup song yeah, the
ketchup.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I love the ketchup song.
You know, I saw this would befor if we had a spanish one um
meatloaf his name would be loafnachos bel grande or or.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I was gonna say like if you had a guy called Grande
Burrito, grande Queso Epinata,his name would be Queso.
Come to the stage.
Epinata Del Taco, bill Taco.

(01:05:41):
I used to love this song backin the day coming to the stage
gordita wait, this isn't thestupid english version, is it?
Oh no, I hate the spanishversion.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
I like this, you know it's got.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
It's got to be the spanish version.
It just doesn't.
The spanglish one just doesn'tflow that well.
You know, I saw a worst song ofall time and this was on it and
I'm like what?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Plus, their lips don't match up with the English
one.
I like this one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
This isn't the right video either.
It's gotta be the one at thebeach.
I think it is.
This is it?
This is it right?
Right video either.
It's got to be the one at thebeach.
I think it is.
This is it?
This is it right here?
Okay, Third time's the fuckingcharm idiot.
Yeah, this is it right here,yeah, you got it, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Welcome to the stage.
Reap Rod Bean.
No, his name is Salsa, salsa,ooh, there we go.
This song is such a jam, but itdidn't take off it is.
They do this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
yeah, All they're doing is the hand drive, yeah,
and then they do this littlething at the end of it.
They're fucking hot too, by theway they are.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
This is a lost gem dude.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Yes, yes, this is a lost gem dude.
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
I was listening to.
Okay, so Sarah from work wasshowing me a dude named Pink Guy
.
Oh yeah, there he is, pink guyum song dude.

(01:07:52):
Okay, so the dude's name ispink guy okay and, uh, he's a
rapper, okay, but kind of asinger rapper, and I think the
song's called she's so Nice.
I don't know if that's theright one, but let me see.
Yeah, she's so nice, some newmusic.

(01:08:17):
Thank you, sarah, for showingme this.
You probably aren't listeninganyway, so I guess.
Thank you, sarah, for showingme this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
You probably aren't listening anyway, so I guess not
.
What the hell I got 12 inchdeep in the pussy.
After 20 minutes you can drivea fucking Jeep in the pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
No, I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
When I pee it burns.
I let it burn like George Bushy.
I regret to inform you I fuckeda girl's pussy.
Man, I swear I didn't know.
Jakey, jakey, jakey, jakey, Iknew all along.
I just fucked your girl beforethis song and I know it's kinda
wrong, but she's sucking on mythong and she's so fat, like a

(01:09:05):
leg whale, shoot that boon witha harpoon and I'm the fucking
whale boozy.
That's why I fucked your fatgirlfriend.
You fucking nerd.
She's so nice, she's so nice,she's so nice, what the hell.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
She's so nice, she's so nice, she's so nice, she's so
nice, but she's so nice, butshe's so nice, she's so nice,
she's so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
She lets me use her body, but she's so nice, but
she's so nice, but she's so nice, but she's so nice.
I can see this coming up on a$5 show and I'm buying the
motherfucker, oh, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Absolutely Dude.
I love the abrupt transitioninto this fucking smooth singing
.
She's so nice.
She's so nice, fuck my bitchand I'm gonna fuck you good
bitch.
It's so good.
She comes back every time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
It goes to show that none of these hoes are worth a
dime, but she's so nice, butshe's so nice, but she's so nice
.
This is so good.
Yeah so, but she's so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
That is amazing.
I think we got maybe time.
I just want to hear one morething.
Yeah, let's find it dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Here you want me to look up the better.
Another good song.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Here I'm going to find.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Okay, so it's Pink Guy.
Okay, let's go to Pink GuyArtist.
Alright, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
STFU seems to be the next popular yeah stfu going
ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
There's stfu, he's got a fucking video video dude.
I love this dude so much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
You're a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up.
You're a fucking cunt.
Shut the fuck up.
You're a stupid cunt.
Suck my dick.
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Stop being a fucking cunt.
This reminds me of likeBloodhound.
Yeah, I was just gonna sayBloodhound gig.
Nobody even wants you here dude, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Oh, that's sick.
Shut the fuck up.

(01:12:31):
Yeah, what, what?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Yes, you're a fucking dumb shit.
You don't even run shit.
Get the fuck up off my face andgo to hell and eat a dick.
Come and catch these hands, boy.
Come and match these hands, boy.
I'm not crazy, I just do it allBecause I can, boy what?
Holy shit, that was a littledark.

(01:13:05):
That was a little dark, thatwas a little dark.
Very poor taste.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I shouldn't have said that, Dude.
I got one more once she answersme, I'm just trying to wait for
her to answer me.
I told her.
I said hey, gave you a shoutout on the podcast Showed John
Pink guys.
She goes oh geez.
So I'm asking her becausethere's one Remember Isaac that
came on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
There's one that podcasted with him, that joined
him and it's got this rappingstuff.
Okay, look up BBNO money sign.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
BBNO dollar sign.
Bbno dollar sign.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Yes, okay, so this guy was on the podcast.
Let me look up.
I'll see if I can find hisnumber one song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
It says two.
Looks like the first one thatcame up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Yeah, go ahead.
Two is the second one.
La la la.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Two, four, six, eight .

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Who do we appreciate?
It's for like five months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
It's got 18 million views.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
So I guess he teamed up with Isaac on his show.
Oh, really, a little bit.
That fucking beat is nasty.

(01:14:43):
Yeah, I like it.
Man out, la, la, la, la.
It's y2k, and him as well la lala all.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
One word there, it is all right hi, welcome to y2k's
big fun, fun show.
I'm your host, y2k.
I'd like to introduce you totoday's very fun, very special
guest.
Baby, no Money.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
That's how you pronounce it, Dude.
It looks like Pee-wee'sPlayhouse.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Yeah, it does.
Did I really just forget themelody?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Oh, this is a TikTok song.
Oh, this is a really populartiktok song that's the number
one song.
I can see it 590 billion views.
I hear this, all tiktok reelsall the fucking time.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
It is like peewee herbert.
It's like wienerville, yeah,wienerville, yeah, wienerville,
yeah.
I've heard this song.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Dude, what a great fucking tune man.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
I like the other one better though.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Yeah, that beat was hard.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
I love the techno mixed with that rap stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
It so fucking good, dude another one dude, if we got
a couple seconds I, I couldcheck out.
Run the jewels.
Now, this is not the same oneand this ain't from sarah, but
I'm telling you what dude, ifyou like, outcast.
Um, one of my buddies told meRun the Jewels, dude.

(01:16:28):
These dudes are nasty.
Oh, did you pick the?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
number one.
I just put the first day I cameup.
Come on, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Which one's it called ?
Legend has it Yep that's thenumber one song Run the.
I just got their album.
These guys are like a harder,like kind of a harder outcast,
that's what they remind me ofKind of reminds me of acid today

(01:17:00):
.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
The choice with the matches and ashes away.
We dash away Dollar addiction.
The pistol is raffling awayDoctors of death, killing our
patients of breath.
We are the pain you can trust.
It ain't work.
Hooking up curses and slurs,smoking my brain in a mush.
I became famous for blaming youfucks, maming my way through
the brush there was no trainingor taming of me and my bruh
there was no training or tamingof me and my bra Live like a man

(01:17:22):
, but I'm animal bra.
We are the murderers there,dead with the jail.
And we murdered the murderersthere, then went to hell and
discovered the devil Deliveredsome hurt in this care, used to
have power to push.
I like that saxophone dude.
Holy, I'm burning a bush Now.
I give a fuck about none ofthis shit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Two runner over and out of this bitch.
Oh, oh yeah, they're doing arun.
The jewels sign.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
That's what that is a run the jewels sign.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Look at the little girl there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
That's what they're doing like this Run the jewels.
But I went to 22 Market andpicked it up, dude To run the
jewels, traded some shit in it,got it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
So happy dude, I love running the jewels Dude, that
goes hard bro Dude, they are.
They're like if you took anoutcast like a duo group and
turned them into like a fuckingharder group because it's
schoolboy q is part of them yeahbut schoolboy q is fucking
nasty in himself I like it, yeah, so with that said, with that
being said, we have to end ittonight okay, well, wait that

(01:18:34):
I'm not going to this bitch'sbutt I'm more if you mixed uh
the first guy with uh these guysdude, that's what I do all
about sex, but it's just likehood sex yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Not on top of a hood.
It's more like hood, likethere's rats and feces and bums
and trash Sewage water YummyTrash.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Do you have any other departing words besides random
shit?
Street lights.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Street lights.
No, I'd just like to say thankyou again to sarah.
Thank you, um, thank you guysfor listening to me kind of harp
on stuff today and uh hopefullyyou enjoyed our skit.
If you enjoyed our skit, let usknow, because I would not mind
doing that again that was somuch fucking fun.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
That was all off the cuff too it was so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Um, we had, uh, we had a good day.
It was kind of nice to switchscenes.
We went from usually our deathmetal, heavy metal to kind of
doing some hardcore hip-hop.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
A little something different today.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Dude, that fucking dude, I'm telling you what that
BB.
No Money, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
I'm down for that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Baby no Money was the second one, and the first one
was Pink Guy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Yeah, pink Guy.
Pink Guy no money was thesecond one.
Techno, yeah, and the first onewas pink guy.
Yeah, pink guy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
I love that that's going into the playlist for sure
.
Yes, um, and then, uh, the lastone was run the jewels.
The last song we were listeningto was run the jewels, which is
amazing, dude.
Um, I'm getting more.
I notice getting older, I'mgetting more into that old
school hip hop.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Boom, like a tribe called Quest is probably one of
my number ones.
Hell yeah, wu-tang Clan,fucking up there.
They ain't no one to fuck with.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
I heard.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
I heard they don't.
I heard that they don't frickwith nobody.
You don't want to frick withthe Wu-Tang Clan, don't fuck
with the Wu file

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
your paper, oh chocolate I need it badly uh,
you guys can hear us on spotify,apple music, amazon you guys,
wherever you get your podcast orjohn's window.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
If you want to come out, yeah, or?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
yeah, or you can listen to us live outside my
window.
That'd be cool too.
Uh, uh, yeah.
So we appreciate everyone wholistens.
Drop us a like on facebook.
Uh, you can check us out onthere.
Uh, yeah, that's about it, so,yeah, so we will see you on the
next go around.
I'm and I'm, jason, sugar peaceout girl scouts later, homies.