Episode 167: The Trials and Tribulations of an Aspiring Rapper Named Skiddles.

Ever wondered what happens when a painfully awkward aspiring rapper named Skiddles visits a comedy podcast? Prepare yourself for one of our most bizarre and hilarious episodes yet.

Skiddles—who claims to be "from the depths of hell" but is actually from northeastern Ohio—joins us in studio to showcase his questionable freestyle skills over AI-generated beats. What follows is a cringe-worthy yet utterly entertaining series of raps about everything from dripping on shorts to pizza delivery delays. The awkwardness reaches peak levels when we discover his mom is waiting outside in the car during the entire recording session. His signature phrase "You ever have one of those days..." becomes the setup for increasingly absurd freestyle topics, while his need to "quote" offensive lyrics to avoid "copyright issues" adds another layer of comedy gold.

After Skiddles departs, we dive into our favorite Subway sandwich hacks (double-toasted flatbread is a game-changer) and explore some fascinating music discoveries. From The Plot in You's atmospheric metalcore to Babymetal's collaboration with Poppy, we share our unfiltered takes on current metal trends. We also discover "Finley," a short horror-comedy film about an inept killer doll that perfectly aligns with our taste for offbeat entertainment.

The episode showcases our natural conversational chemistry while featuring one of the most memorable guest characters we've ever had. Whether you're here for the trainwreck freestyle session, food talk, or music recommendations, this episode delivers laughs from start to finish.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day

(01:02):
, it's not my day.
This is our day, and it's myday.
This is our day, and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.

(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Let's rock welcome everybody to a new episode.
What's going on on?
It's Every Day with John andJay.
Hey, yeah, we are back.
Episode 1, 6, 7, coming at you.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
We've got a little different format we're going to
do today.
I think we're going to messaround with Suno.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, we haven't messed with Suno in a while.
Yes, when we were doing all thenasty songs.
Yeah, so we had a ton of funwith that.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
We're doing all the nasty songs, yeah, so we had a
ton of fun with that, so we'regoing to combine a couple things
with that, and then we're alsogoing to make almost like the
first half, almost like a sketch.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
We're going to have Skittles come back.
Yeah, skittles is joining usactually here in the studio
today and he's going to go offthe cuff.
What's?
Up guys Skittles, what's goingon, buddy.
Do guys, hey, skittles, what'sgoing on, buddy.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You ever have one of those days.
I have a lot of days.
Well, what in particular do youmean?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
sunday I I have, I have a sunday every week, so
yeah, I mean very true.
So, yeah, skittles is here inthe studio today and he's, we're
gonna make some beats for himand he's just gonna, he's gonna
go ham on this bad boy, so ham,uh, yeah, yeah.
So we're uh, we're gonna uh seewhat we could come up with, so,

(02:50):
uh, create yeah so I'm usingsudo.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
This is by far one of the best ai tools you guys ever
have a problem with likerunning out of hammer stuff, uh,
yeah, we did, I've, I have, Imean I've run out with running
out of ham and stuff.
Yeah, we did, I have.
I mean I've run out of it inthe fridge and stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I've had ham in my fridge in a while and when you
talk, dude, coming to the micmakes it so much easier.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, dude, put your face to the mic, oh shit, my bad
, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to dothat.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, people can't hear you from when you're way
back there.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So I don't even know what you're doing over there.
Just looking at the wall,what's?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
on the wall, just looking at the wall.
Alright, well, more power toyou.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Get the fuck out of here, man, oh my god, oops, oh
yeah man, oh my God, oops, ohyeah man.
Well, what an interesting week.
It's been so fun.
But we'll get to that a littlebit later.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's a story for another half hour.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, so right now I'm just making a.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
So what did you type in for make an?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
aggressive atlanta rap beat.
So we'll see.
Oh, I spelled aggressive longbecause I'm stupid does it have
to be aggressive?
It's against my fuckingreligion well, like being
aggressive is against yourreligion yeah, I'm like, so I
named myself shittles.
So like what religion are youthough?
Oh shit, I forgot to make it.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Crayola.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know if that's a religion.
Yeah, those are crayons.
Actually You're racist.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're racist.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Alright Skittles, I don't know what we got coming up
here, so here we go.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
That's okay.
Ready to fucking throw that?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
So is it Skittles like the candy, or is it
pronounced or spelled any otherway?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's spelled a little different because I have
copyright infringement.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I would have had.
It's with Ds oh.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Ds, so Skittles.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Like Skid marks in my underwear.
Oh Skiddles.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
It sounds really aggressive.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, it's not aggressive.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
You ever have one of those days when you wake up on
the wrong side of the bed andyou rolled over on your dog.
I'm sorry, puppy, I didn't meanto cross you.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
This is a really aggressive piece, horrible.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I don't know what the heck this thing is doing right
now, but's, all right, holdtight skittles.
All right, if you want to, youcan go stare at the wall a
little bit more.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I might just do that yeah, I don't know, just as a
title that makes me nervous letme know when you're ready.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
All right, dude, we will.
It's thinking about it Nope,hey dude come on back over here,
because we're probably going tobe running here shortly.

(06:23):
Make up your freaking mind,guys.
You ever have one of those dayswhere you couldn't make up your
freaking mind, guys.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
You ever one of those days where you couldn't make up
your mind?
Okay, I'm gonna simplify thisso we'll see what it does here
it's thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
luckily john bought stock in this fucking place, so
he's got like.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, I got like 2,300 credits because I had the
monthly subscription for it.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
This thing's cool as hell though.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, I mean like as far as AI goes, it's pretty good
.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, yeah.
One of those days wheresomebody's following you through
the woods Me neither.
I was walking down the streetmoving on my locks and moving on
my feet, going to the storejust to grab a piece of meat.
This just said she texted me.

(07:24):
She said she's going to cheat.
I was like lady.
This just said she texted me.
She said she's gonna cheat.
I was like lady, don't be doingthat to me, come on over to my
house and fucking come and do me.
She was like I would like tosuck on your winky.
I said it's about the size of ababy's fucking pinky.
It's about two inches from thefucking balls to the shaft.
And I'll give this, I wannagive you this ticket.

(07:46):
That'll be my witness when ithits your back hand.
I'll put it in your shit list.
I like to fuck this in there.
Beanie, beanie, butthorseFussing in your cum slot, doing
that shit bitch.
Want to check out my fuckingcum shot?
Want a blast real quick?

(08:06):
Then you take a look at mylittle fucking dick.
Then you're like a fucking sickand a deep throat You're going
to be my top man.
You're the deep throat, I'mSkittles and my dick is little.
Want to hit you just a little,more than a little.
I'll be staring in and telltitle lick it in the middle
Doing that shit gonna fuckingget you bitch.

(08:29):
That was fun.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, that was really good.
Thank you, let's try this otherone.
That was not bad.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
So shit, give me one second here.
You ever have one of those dayswhere you're playing video
games all day and your mom'slike, put those games down,
young man, and you're like, no,we're about to fucking go to

(08:56):
level number two.
That sounds like a techno song.
Yeah, it's almost like I likethese, but they're different
rapping styles.
So skittles, uh, what's onething you like to do in your,
since we're waiting, what's onething you like to do in your

(09:17):
spare time?
Well, in my rap style I like tofuck bitches, but I haven't
actually had sex with one.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh, so you like to fuck bitches, but you haven't
fucked a bitch yet.
No, not technically speaking.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I can only imagine.
So when I say fuck bitches onstage, I quote fuck bitches, oh
so it's not like slander, sothat way I can't be copyrighted
Slander or whatever.
Yeah, I'm waiting until I getgroupies and now I'm gonna fuck

(09:56):
them.
Oh shit, oh shit.
You ever have one of those dayswhere you went to take a potty
but you dripped a little on yourshorts?
I can't believe I got thedrippies.
God, I can't wait to chuck awaymy little dickies.
Put a block in my fuckingwhitey hands and I can't wait to
feel this bitch's justice nameGot my little drippy dick.
I think you're fucking littlesick and you drip like shit.

(10:19):
Fucking make me piss.
I'm so mad.
I can't believe you dripped outmy shorts like this man.
This fucking piece of shit.
Why can't I be even blessed?
Like the porn guys that fuckinghit they be fucking picking big
old kids.
Now I'm stuck and jerking offlike a fucking little bitch,

(10:39):
tired of jerking out my fuckingpenis.
Bitches try to come up.
Tell me, fucking weenie.
They just tell me that I'mlittle scared of things that
mean that I'm alive.
They said put your dick away,guy.
My winky is so tiny.
Bust it up, bitch.
Let me put it in your hiney.
He says no, don't go there.

(11:00):
I said bitch, save that fuckingpussy.
That's a lot of hair.
I can't believe you're yelling.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh, poopy pants, Poopy pants, let's try this
other one.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's holy shit.
It's every one of those daysyou keep saying that when
fucking people are just mad atyou and you don't know why Me
neither.
I just want to be friends.
Tell them all to fucking end.

(11:34):
Let's just sit, sit.
We be typing messages in PayPal, doing shit, but we got to get
away now.
We just want to be friends.
Go to the mall, I can't wait.
Swingin' slingin' On my boss,wanna licky Dicky on my dicky,
get the dick all nice and wet.
Make a slicky Quotations iswhat I do on stage.

(11:56):
People come back but they thinkI'm fuckin' played.
I'm like, hey lady, come overhere, wanna buy you a shot or
maybe a beer?
I don't think so, because I'monly 16.
Wanna come back, but you'rejust a little teen, wanna be a
fuck machine.
Come back, I'm gonna show youthe green.

(12:18):
Buy a candy gun.
Buy a little bit of Snickers.
I'm gonna get inside a littleSnickers.
Is that bad?
Yeah, that's not good.
A little bit of knickers I'mgoing to get inside a little
knickers.
Is that bad yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
That's not good.
Please tell me, you've nottried that before I have not.
That's why I put it in quotes.
So putting it in quotes makesit okay then I guess, I guess
that's what happens.
Oh my god, please tell me youwere not trying to solicit a
minor.
I didn't get any of that fromwhat happens.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh my God, please tell me you were not trying to
solicit a minor.
I didn't get any of that fromthat song, not at all.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh my God, this is okay.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, I don't know that was a little messed up.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
See how you handle maybe a little like new metal or
rock rap or something you evertried that Skittles.
You say it's one of those dayslike it's Limp Bizkit, so I
don't know if you listen to thator not.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I never listened to Limp Bizkit, but I appreciate
them because they are anotherfood.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's not a food.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Dude, you kill me, man.
Oh my god.
God, that was pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Hold on, it has to think about it Hold on.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
It has to think about it.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It's never one of those days where you just Ha, ha
, ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
It's never one of those days where you're just
you're angry at birds becausethey're getting you up at six in
the morning.
Fuck you birds, get out of myface, get out of my fire, get
out of my face.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
Three feet didn't get a fuckingkiss.
Fucking hate birds in theirlives Doing their shit.

(14:28):
They're messing their own lives.
They are so mean.
And then tweet, tweet.
I'm like fuck you bitch, it's afucking tweet.
These birds started coming atme.
This all bring a string offucking bird teeth.
I want to fucking kill all thebirds, shoot them with a pellet
gun.
That's what you fucking heard.
These birds, they want to flyaway.

(14:50):
I don't usually rap over newmetal stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, I just tried to throw you off a little bit.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
That was interesting.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I tried to get you out of your comfort zone a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Skittles is cool with just doing, trying new things,
like I tried M&M's comfort zonea little bit.
Skittles is cool with justdoing, you know, trying new
things.
Like I tried M&M's.
They were okay.
So do you do any like singingor is it all just rap Skittles?
I just like I like to rap.

(15:23):
That's my favorite thing to do.
If I had to choose a favoritething, it'd be rap and bitches.
So have you ever had agirlfriend before?
Since you speak about bitchesall the time, I just I talked to
one once and they were likethey said, hi that's it.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
They just said hi to you.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
First step, man.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, that.
What's the yeah the first?
It's just initiating theconversation, so have you ever
like okay.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
So on that, have you ever kissed a woman All the time
?
My mom, I kiss her all the time, so I kiss her all the time.
I kiss her goodnight all thetime.
You ever have one of those dayswhere your skateboard breaks

(16:17):
while you're just cruising theLA streets?
Me neither, but I'm gonna rapabout it.
I'm just cruising one day on mywheels and then I bust a pop
fly One that hits the heel.
Oh man, that turned off.
I was on this, I was hitting it, I was fucking nailing that
shit.
So, so, kissing your momSkittles, do you ever get a

(16:47):
boner?
That's a good question.
I plead a fifth.
I'm not saying a damn thing.
I quote boner.
I quote.
I don't know if I have or not,but I don't want to be shabby.
Copyrighted for boner, forboner, I don't think, I don't
think I want to be Now listen.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't think people have a copyright on boners.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
My mom has really soft lips.
She's awesome.
Oh my God, I'd like to give ashout out to my mom.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I love you, mom.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I hate all of them.
These beats are not bad.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I hate all of these.
Beats are not bad.
I hate Skittles.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
You ever been arrested In real life or in
great In real life?
No, I have not.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh.
Have you committed any crimesin your life?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, Bunches of them .

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh really not.
Oh, have you committed anycrimes in your life?
Yeah, bunches of them.
Oh really yeah.
What kind?
Besides soliciting a minor?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, let me ask you this Is this a safe room?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I don't have to worry about.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
No no, the police aren't going to come in.
No, we're not.
We're not going to give you up.
It's fine, you're okay.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
One time my mom threw the change on the table on the
dining room.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Okay, so I went in there and I took a nickel.
You stole a nickel from yourmother's change.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yep, and that was enough to give me a pack of gum.
The next day I had 20 centsalready.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh, so you just needed that extra five cents to
get you to go.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yes, I did, but I never told her Till now.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Till now.
What if your mom listens tothis?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
You think you'll get in trouble.
Yeah, I'll probably be grounded.
I won't be able to do anythingfor a while.
I like that.
Yeah, sure, one of those dayswe don't know what shoes to wear

(18:50):
with your outfit Me neither sononsensical.
Should I wear that one or thisone?
I can't wait.
I can't wait to see JohnGrissom.
I want to wear this shoe forthe Nike Doing that shit, but
then I think I might bike.
Gee, I want to put on my Pumas.
I bust it up.

(19:11):
Come up with your Pumas.
I want to suck on your toes andlick on a clit, but I don't
know.
I quote all of it.
Dude, that was awesome, thatwas great.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I like the fact that when you're rapping, you put in
there me neither.
I think that's hilarious,that's great.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah Well, I want to be honest with my fan base.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, with your fan base.
How many fans do you have?
Are you on Spotify?
Not yet.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh, not yet.
I'm hoping you guys can shootme off into superstardom.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I think we.
Hopefully this podcast can getyou there, but I can't make any
guarantees per se.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, pop me up to superstardom.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Are you working on an actual album?
Because if your album'sanything like your Freestyles
here, I think the whole world isin for an obvious treat.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
That's what I'm saying, Sean.
I think everybody needs to hearwhat Skittles has to say.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
And I'm so tired.
I mean, you got the pulse ofthe nation, man, it's really
true.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
You know, people just think I'm just face value.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, there's layers to you, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm like an onion here.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, like Shrek and shit, I'll make you cry.
I hope it's with deep,meaningful lyrics.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well on this side and beautiful melodies.
Well, that's what I'm hoping.
I'm hoping all the listeners ofyour show here will definitely
give me a super stardom.
Your show here, well,definitely give me a super
stardom.
Oh shit, you ever wonder thosedays we got.
You want to eat a pickle, butthey're all out Me neither Do

(20:58):
you have a pickle in your fridge.
Oh boy, if you fucking did, I'dgo in there and I would fucking
eat it.
And I tell you what if youtried to steal it, I'd go in
there and I would fucking eat it.
And I tell you what if youtried to steal it, I'd beat you.
Want to eat that pickle, stillor sweet, I don't give a shit.
Want to eat that pickle.
I'm not sharing, so don't askfor a split.
Don't want to share my pickle.

(21:22):
I sold my mom's nickel.
Sorry about that.
Mom, can you go to the grocerystore and buy some pickles?
I want some.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I want some dill pickles oh man, I like how you
incorporated that that nickelstory you just told us into the
rap.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
That is just next level well, I think raps could
be about real life, yeah yeah,definitely it should.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It should be a reflection of society in itself.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I've gone through a lot of hardships in my life,
like one time I got kicked outof the pool and I had to sit on
the bench for 15 minutes.
Oh my, those are the trials andtribulations of Skittles.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Trials and tribulations.
Thatittles Trials andTribulations of.
That should be the name of youralbum Trials and Tribulations.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Good call John.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's a good call Trials and Tribulations Skittles
.
I would definitely buy that.
I would put that on my Spotifyplaylist, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Maybe one day Drake will be like hey, hey, not like
us, or something.
Maybe give me one of those dayswhere you order a pizza and it

(22:45):
just takes way too long to getto your house.
Me neither.
I waited one day for a pie.
My mom said I'm about to cry.
She was so motherfucking hungry.
She said hey, I'm not going tocry in front of you.
I said go ahead, mom, if youneed to do some.

(23:08):
But it's going ahead and lethim drop.
I don't give a fuck.
I wanted pepperoni pizza.
Now, that would be my luck.
I just want the cheesy bread.
The sips going to my head.
I said.
If I don't eat for the nextfive minutes, I'm going to be
laying here dead.
Bloody Red says the sauce.
I want this.

(23:28):
What's the cost?
About $45 for a fucking shot.
I can't believe how long it'sfucking taking y'all.
Bring me a pizza.
I love pizza.
Yeah, what's your favorite pizzaHot, that's my favorite pizza.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Hot, that's my favorite pizza, just hot pizza.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
A lot of people like cold pizza.
I am a hot pizza guy.
Do you have a particular placeyou like it from?
I'm a fan of old pizza, hotpizza, that's some of my
favorite.
I like eating Chicago too.
Eat the Chicago taco pizza.
That's good, that's my favorite.
I like to eat the Chicago, too.
Eat the Chicago taco pizza.

(24:08):
That's good, that's my favorite.
I love that.
When it comes to cheesy bread,marcos, marcos has the best
cheesy bread.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Where are you from Skittles exactly?
If we're talking to my fans,I'm from the depths of hell, but
talking to the audience I'mfrom about I'm from, like,
northeastern ohio okay, you'refrom ohio, like us, okay, yeah
I'm on the other side of uh, onthe other side of ohio, so I had

(24:44):
to travel a couple of hours toget here.
Okay, my mom dropped me off.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
She wasn't very happy .
Okay, is she around or is shejust?
She's in the car waiting.
Oh, she's in.
Oh, so you're doing this andyou got to leave right away.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, no hangout, no after parties.
There's no after parties.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, we would hang out more Skittles.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, I know, but I can't.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I think we got time for a couple more.
One more.
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh my goodness, man Woo.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
So what are your plans for the weekend Skittles?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Just like every weekend I'm trying to get.
A girlfriend Says every weekendI tell them I'm a rapper and
they're like let me listen tosome of your stuff and I don't
have anything.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
You got to get it to the studio.
Get that done.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Somebody write that down.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Studio Get that done.
Sounds like a rock song.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Give me one of those days.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
When somebody put a topping on your fucking burger
you didn't really want.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I like that a lot, but I don't know if you can do
this.
It sounds like fuckingTrans-Siberian.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
It does.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I mean, I asked for angry and it gave it to me.
I guess, yeah, skittles, youcan't rap over that.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Well weighing at 305 pounds.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Batista, it does sound like a wrestling thief.
Dude, it does sound like awrestling thief.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's after all, it's a good Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
And now entering the ring, the world champion
Weighing in at 200.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Macho man candy cabbage Candy cabbage Candy
cabbage.
Is he a boy, is he a girl?
Transylvania.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Transylvania.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You're crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Transformer.
Oh my God, Well, Skittles, Ithink that's about all the time
we have for you today.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, I just got a text message from my mom.
She's like I'm still waiting.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Oh, she's outside.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, she's still outside.
Oh shit Well.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Oh she's outside.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh shit.
Well, you better get going then.
So it's been an honor to haveSkittles on with us today.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yes, thank you guys for having me.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Have him showcasing his superb freestyle skills with
us.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, thank you guys.
All right, well, I got to getgoing.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Bye Skittles, see you guys.
All right, well, I gotta getgoing.
See bye, skittles.
See you guys later.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Bye skittles later.
Dude, that guy sucks.
Uh, he's something that's forsure.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Well, so that was skittles.
Uh, I, apparently he's.
He's got an album in the works.
I don't know what he.
He didn't.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Really I don't think you know how to do it, yeah I
don't think he'd do the steps,but I like him, maybe works.
I don't know what he did.
I don't think he took any steps.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I don't think he knew the steps.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I like him.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Maybe we can help him with that.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
He's not the best, he's not very good, but I like
him.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
He seems innocent enough.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I think we got a whole troupe of it's Every Day
with John and Jay All-Stars yeahwe got a whole troop of um it's
every day with john and jay,all stars.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, yeah, we got a cab.
We have a cavalcade ofcharacters that we we always
need to surround ourselves with,and but uh, but anyway, we're
gonna take a break.
However, we we actually have.
Uh, we got someone to buy someadvertising space with us today.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Um, it's somebody.
They were on our show last.
They were on our show last.
Yeah, like a trial.
Yeah, they were on our show asa pilot.
They were on our show last.
They were on our show.
Yeah, like a trial.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, they were on our show as a pilot they were on
our show last week and they gotimpressed and they, they like
they wanted to advertise just alittle bit about who they are.
Uh, I, think we're gonna havethem on next week yeah, they
actually want to come on nextweek and I think we could, uh,
we could, oblige them.
They.
They're paying us, you know,money to do that, so they, they
want to promote you do theirshow.
I guess they're pretty big inthe Big.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Apple In the five boroughs man, and they want to
bring it to Midwest audience andOhio is a very good market.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
They're huge in the five boroughs, so they want to
expand their listenership.
So we're happy to do that.
We're always open to any newand up-and-coming you know show
and we we love to promote them.
So, as you can see, we promoteskittles and oush.
Fit and oush.
That's a great business by theway go check out oush fitness.

(29:47):
Uh, they have a two-for-onespecial going on right now.
That's right.
So, uh, uh, you're gonna listento this quick commercial break
and then we'll be two peopleunder the shower, none and then
we'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Two people under the shower, none come out.

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Speaker 2 (30:34):
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awesome and also check outepisode 168.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's harder than Mortimer's dick.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
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Freakin' Podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's Everyday with Jon and Jay.
Baby, Listen, you don't keeplistening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.
You got that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Now check it out hey, what's up everybody, welcome
back.
Oh, welcome back.
Hope you like that little uhspot.
Those two carrots scared theshit out of me.
I ain't gonna lie, they do.
I.
First I thought you saidcarrots.
No, not carrots.

(31:33):
Yeah, I don't like carrots.
Actually I do like carrots.
I like them cooked, though Idon't I'm not a big fan of raw
carrots.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I like raw carrots with ranch, but it just takes
the health value out of them.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
What Dipping them in ranch?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, it's like, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
It's like smothering lettuce with ice cream.
I love ranch, dude.
I do too, Can you not?
Eat a Totino's pizza rollwithout ranch?
Oh dude, that sounds so goodright now.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Totino's pizza roll with ranch dude.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Oh dude, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
You know what I had dude for supper?
I know you had tuna helper.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
It was amazing, Was that the tuna I gave you?
Yes, thanks for the tuna by Iwas like what you eating.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
You're like stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Stuff I'm like.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I'm not trying to eat with you, dude.
No, I'm not trying to take yourfood, I was just this is the
way you said that I was like.
I thought you were like.
I don't know, but it's mine.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
No, I was just being stupid.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I ended up.
I did go to Chipotle because itis Tuesday and the tacos are
like those corn shells okay,fucking amazing.
They were so good, so good,dude, because you can put
whatever you want on them.
I just got rice.
I didn't get any beans, I gotthe honey chicken rice.
Um, sour cream, which is my,that's my boo-boo.

(32:55):
If I could take that away, myfucking shit Would be a lot
healthier.
I mean Hot salsa, because Ilove hot, I like the spicy.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And then lettuce, and that's what I had on them and,
dude, I'm not kidding, they werefucking sloppy, delicious
Goodness.
And that's what Joe said hedoes when he goes there.
For all four tacos it's onlylike 400 fucking calories.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Really yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
And that's if you loaded them with everything they
had Queso and everything 400calories.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
For all those tacos, for three tacos.
For three of them, it's only400 calories 400 calories.
Damn dude.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
I may have to get it all.
I don't like Chipotle.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
but I think like, let me, I'll buy your Chipotle.
That way, if you don't like, ifwe go, like, if you want to go
next week, let me know and I'llbuy your Chipotle, dude.
I'll let you try that shit out,dude, and if you don't like it,
you're not out any money.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's very true, you have to have some bite, you have
to put some things on to havetaste, because when I go to
Subway I get grilled chicken onflatbread and I load it with it,

(34:06):
but I like one littlesmattering of mayo, which is the
one bad thing I do with it.
It's tough, it's, it's I had,it's just I could sacrifice a
hundred more calories for forthat.
I'm okay with that, because mysub at subway is only like 600
calories and I, that's fine, I'mokay with that, because I won't
eat, because I only eat six toseven hundred calories a meal
anyway.
So look, give or take 100calories, you know.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
so it's, I'm okay with that what I do when I go to
subway.
My favorite sub and it'sperfect because it's high
protein and the calorie countsreally low yeah I get the egg,
ham and cheese on um flatbreadoh, and they never really had
their breakfast, it's reallygood really.
They make them all day.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
It's high in protein and it's uh, you get breakfast
all day, yeah, really yeah, atsubway.
I didn't know that.
No shit to do that dude.
Oh, I didn't know they had theyhad breakfast.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
What I love about where we are right now, subway
is right down the road, it'sright down my, so when sarah
sarah has been on a subway kick,so it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
We just drive across and we're over.
It's not where we are right now.
Subway is right down the road.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
It's right down my house, so when Sarah has been on
a Subway kick so it's awesome,we just drive across and we're
over there.
I love Subway breakfast.
It's really good, I love it.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I just fear that it's just fake.
It would just be like fakefrozen shit.
But if you say it's good, it'sreally good, really Okay, really
really okay you know what Ihave them do I have them double
time.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Cue it like double because when it crisps up that
flatbread or it gives you acrunch.
I love that, dude.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I love that crispy flatbread, tell you get them on
the ends like yeah, and it'slike by the time I get, it's
just that good crunch on that Ilove that dude.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I'm gonna do that next time I get a sub with the
flatbread I was very happy I didthat cool.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I didn't even know you could do stuff like that.
Yeah, interesting.
I did try that as an indulgentmoment.
I did try that nacho one.
Oh yeah, the chicken nachoFucking amazing and it's not bad
.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I think it's like 800 , 900 calories or something like
that, but for a whole sub.
Yeah, that's not bad.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I, uh, I was.
I loved it.
I if, if I had, if I could doanything more to it, I'd add
more nacho cheese to it, becauseI wanted more of that, because
I, uh, dude it was, it wasreally good though you know what
they did?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
it's not even nacho cheese, it's, it's, it's cheddar
cheese yeah sauce, but thesriracha mixed with that not
makes kind of makes it feel likea nacho, and then you got the
fucking sub crunch.
Yeah, it's good it's.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's got a good flavor.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
It does.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
It's not overpowering , though, Because sometimes when
you do shit like that, it couldget overpowering, but it was
just the right amount of heatwith the flavor it's fucking
good.
So I was like dang dude, thisis 100% awesome.
Yeah, that's great Because youtold me about it and I'm like
dude and I never brought thatfucking.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I ended up throwing the fucking thing away.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Dude, you said that, and then it's like I can't
forget, we never got themtogether.
The next day I went and got it.
So I'm like, okay, I got to trythis fucking soap, oh good.
Yeah so it was like literallythe next day it's and I was like
I got to try it fresh, it wasawesome, I loved it, you know.
So I was like, yeah, thisfucking rules.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, it's been a blast man.
So, everybody, if you've beenfollowing on Facebook, I know
we've been talking about thelocal game store that I worked
at, that kind of shut down.
The Saga, the Saga of LevelupeLevelupe, I love it, it's your
baby.
But no, we did get some kind ofgood news.

(37:30):
We're like no joke.
We're about a cunt hair away,nice, from knowing what the fuck
is going on.
We need that one fucking phonecall to come through how
impatient are you right?
It is horrible dude.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
How agonizing is this right now.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You know what's really helped me is that I've
been busy doing everything elseyep so, um, it's kind of nice.
I just wish it was nicer out soI can go golfing yeah since I
got this goddamn membership thatI'm going to be paying $270 a
month for.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, yeah.
Is it supposed to be nicer thisweekend?
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I got to DJ both days .

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Oh, that's right, that's right you told yeah,
you're DJing a friend's birthdayparty, right.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yes, his mom's.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Marion Fontaine.
The dude, yes, the mustachemarauder.
The handlebar haberdasher.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
That's what it is dude.
I love it.
Fucking dude man.
He's awesome.
Um, yeah, let me see here dude,amy, amy surprised.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh no, you're right, it is 70.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay, all right, I thought so it's a surprise party
yeah oh, okay, that's cool Itold him no travel fee because
it's him and it's going to be atthe American Legion American
Legion, so that'll be kind ofcool.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, okay, so that'll be nice.
The Nikes are cool as fuck.
They're really good people.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I'm probably not going to rock subs.
I think I'm just going to dohighs.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
There's no point, dude, if it's not, if it's not a
wedding, and you're trying toimpress people.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I'm doing a fucking party dude.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
So yeah, I mean, is there any way you could maybe
just turn it down a little bit,or well, even then, like it's
still, high still hit the basestill hit the base good oh, dude
, it's nasty.
My evs are so fucking I didn'tknow how good your oh shit dude
they're fucking, they're legitnice, okay, yeah yeah, I oh you
should have hurt my shit, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
So I dj'd my first uh wedding of the year this past
weekend.
Uh, this was at the historicoctagon house, which is outside
of clive green springs beautifulvenue.
Was there a cage in there?
No, that'd be awesome.
Welcome.
Welcome to the Octagon sonFucking four Christmases.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, welcome to the Octagon, jon Favreau.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
But anyway, beautiful venue, dude, like it's just
gorgeous.
They give you the whole house,the garage and the barn and
everything garage and the barnand everything and if you uh,
rent it like you get it fromthursday through sunday for four
grand for everything, not wowthe whole house to stay as well.
Oh, so you can be in the house,go across and decorate your

(40:09):
fucking barn and then go back tobed or whatever you don't have
to worry about.
Or when you saturday night,when you're drunk as shit, you
go back to the house and stay inthe house okay, um, that's cool
that they give you access tothat or they give people access
to that.
Yeah, it's really cool.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, because probably when you're tired, you
don't probably want to fuck withanyone.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, and you don't want to drive home drunk, so you
get fucking shit wasted walkingacross the goddamn park.
That's a good point, but nojoke, the bride was super cool,
but dude, the I love the bridewas super cool, but dude, she
was a bride that didn't reallyshow emotion very much.
She's very straight faced, butI'm telling you what she did not
hide when she was not veryhappy.

(40:47):
So the funny part of it is Ididn't read the shoe game
questions.
I don't want to toot my ownhorn, but I'm kind of a pro
after 15 years.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, she had her mother-in-law fucking do it, so
this lady's like all right, soit starts off really good.
Hey, who takes longer to getready?
Who is a night owl?
Who does this and then all of asudden it goes.
What's your favorite dish?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That's not a yes or no.
You're right, that's not agroom or bride question.
It has to be groom or bride,yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Who does this more?
Who does this?
Who does this?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Nope, like she came up with the questions herself.
I think so.
Not the bride, no, no, themother-in-law.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
But the bride was facing away from the
mother-in-law and she goes thesequestions are horrible.
You can hear her on the floorsaying this stuff, dude.
And I'm looking at her andshe's just like dude the the,
the glare on her face could cutmetal, dude, it was so bad it
was, it was bad.
Dude like I didn't know how goodI did, because I've never had a

(41:53):
wedding where the bride askedme to tell people that if they
want to leave, they can leave.
She had me do that, so I'vealways had a brides that wanted
to keep everybody there, but shewanted all the old people to
get the fuck out so she couldparty, because one of the songs
she wanted was no hands yeah, bywalk of life, and it's a nasty
song, you know I'd say after.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I mean, isn't there kind of like an unwritten rule
like after maybe certain time,if you're there past a certain
time.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Well, I announce it too.
I can always announce it.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, it's like you're kind of there at your own
risk.
So if you get offended bymodern day music, that's just
too fucking bad.
You know it's what.
Like you know you want theparty going.
So usually when you startplaying those songs usually the
old people will clear outautomatically.
You know they'll start kind oflike usually after dinner and

(42:43):
maybe what.
An hour after dinner the oldlike usually the old people and
families start to kind of waveroff yeah it's usually how it
goes, I would assume.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
But all right, dude, get the fuck out of here.
So I've got something for us towatch right now.
Oh, okay, this is a littledifferent story, so I'm going to
YouTube and then look up Finley.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Like the town.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
No, Finley F-I-N-L-E-Y movie.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Oh Christ, this looks fucking scary.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Well, how long is the movie?
It's 25 minutes yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Right here, watch this shit, dude.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Oh hell no.
I'm scared of dolls, but Dudehell.
No, it's a big Triloquist doll.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
He didn't plug it in what the fuck that tries his
best, dude, he's horrible at it.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Dude, he's horrible at it, no, no.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
So he's a puppet that's just really bad at
killing people, not the cat, sohe gets better at it I don't

(44:43):
know, but I saw it on my likefacebook stories.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I'm like dude, dude.
I look up the funny parts.
I don't.
Is there Finley like funnyparts or something?
I don't know?
There's got to be a funnyfucking parts of it, dude, or
some shit.
Dude.
No, chris, little shit's tryingto put rat poison in the food

(45:11):
again.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
He just waves.
This dude is like a cat.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
He sprayed him.
Is that what?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
he did was spray him.
Yeah, sprayed him with thefucking-.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Oh my god, he finally did it you too?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
good for your box.
Take this out.
What the hell did you?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
do.
This is 100% pure Egyptianpolyester.
You're sleeping outside tonight, Ken, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
You're going to take the blame for this.
Oh really, Smell it.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Why don't you just go back to the attic and stay
there, your worth is double Dude.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I want to watch this so bad.
I may watch this tonight afterwe're done.
Yeah, dude, I'm down.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Oh my God, dude, we might watch it together we
should watch it in the livingroom, dude.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Holy shit, dude, dude , you got the YouTube in there,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Dude, I love the concept of this.
It's just a doll that's justnot very good at killing and
just it's just kind of a menace.
But they're like I assumesomething happens to the, to the
couple that finley has to kindof like get his shit together
and maybe help them or somethingI'm.
I assume that's maybe where theplot was headed, because it

(46:51):
looks like there was actuallypeople in the house that were
supposed to be there and finleywas trying to go against them.
So that's maybe where the plotwas headed, because it looks
like there was actually peoplein the house that were supposed
to be there and Finley wastrying to go against them.
So that's what I do.
I absolutely love that idea ofjust a really inept killer doll,
but then he actually has tolearn.
It's almost like a twist onlike a seed of Chucky, but it's

(47:13):
done more straight laced insteadof like kind of goofy or I like
that it's.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's like seed of chucky was like what the fuck is
going on yeah this one is likeyou know what you're supposed to
.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
It's like we're stupid on purpose yeah, it's,
yeah, yes so yeah, so it's likea comedy, but it'd be cool if
the if it climaxes where finleyactually starts killing people
and he actually figures it outand then like there's some sort
of twist ending where he eitherhe kills the couple or he fucks

(47:51):
up again at the end.
I don't know something likethat.
You could go so many differentdirections with this.
It's to me it's so much betterthan just.
I love these stupid spoofmovies that we're finding dude,
I dude.
Oh my god, it's been so awesome.
And I find these movies moreengaging to say, oh my god, it's
a scary doll, it's super, it'ssuper.

(48:11):
You know it's scary and it'sgot powers and oh, he's still
creepy.
He is creepy as fuck, thoughdon't get me wrong, it's a
ventriloquist doll.
Those things are scary looking,but the comedy is just.
The comedy is just exacerbatedby how fucking horrible he is at
it.
That's what makes it funny tome.
You got this legitimate scarylooking doll just doing stupid

(48:34):
shit, almost like a pet, butit's trying to.
It's almost like stewie griffinin a way.
It kind of like like earlyfamily guy, like season one
family guy, where stewie wasjust trying to kill lois but he
just wasn't good at it.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I missed that.
Yeah, I hate it when he justturned gay, turned gay.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, yeah I don't know what, what the fuck.
Yeah, I like, like the firstfew seasons of what stewie was a
lot of those cartoon showsevolved like that yeah, because
remember.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Okay, so back in the simpsons days, and I know you'll
know this right bart was thecenter of center of attention
now it's homer.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Now it's homer, it's more homer, homer yeah, there's
actually like a graphic that haslike what the Simpsons used to
be each family member and whatthey are now.
It's like Lisa's the whinyliberal and Bart's the see if I
can find that graphic real quickbecause it was actually kind of
apt.
So I don't know what I'm goingto search for.

(49:29):
Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
It's going to show up like Marge Simpson nude or
Sipsids.
It's going to show up likeMarge Simpson nude.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I don't even know how to look for that, but anyway,
yeah, there's a meme out there.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I got a band for us to check out too.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Ooh, bands.
Okay, go for it.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
All right, dude, they're called the Plot in you.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I think I just heard this the other day.
The song's called Face Me.
I think I saw these dudes on myreels.
I think I just heard this theother day.
The song's called Face Me.
I think I saw these dudes on myreels.
I think I just bought theiralbum.
Oh the Plot you Face Me.
Another $5, holla, $5 holla.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
This is $5 holla from VC Vine.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Is this a roulette?
$5 roulette?
Yep, okay.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Do you see the scales on me Feeble tongue or hues of
green.
I don't feel like catching prey, but I don't feel like anything
Sit on my head Straight fromthe dream.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It's like something off of Eurovision.
I was just about to saysomething like that.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
What is it Sleep talking?
What is it Sleep token?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh, shit Got a little bit more energetic.

(51:32):
Enemy is another song.
I swear to god, I just sawthese guys come across my
Facebook reels the other day.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Maybe I don't know.
I never heard of them and thenI was like dude.
What was it?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Enemy.
Yeah, it's called.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Enemy.
I love that slow start shitDude, it jumped you back in your
seat.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I was kind of falling asleep, to be honest with you.
It's like oh, dude, we got towatch that new metal spoof.
He released the whole song theother day.
Oh hell, yeah, dude, I loved it.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I would, ironically, love it to fate, I'll be as your
tongue.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Give me something to say this is definitely a trend
in a lot of modern metalcoretoday.
It's this vibey kind of it's.
It's very accessible.
Chicks dig shit like this man,and then it has like maybe a
bigger chorus yeah, this is likesleeve token shit, man.

(52:37):
We're like the choruses havekind of djenty guitars and then,
like they'll, they may screamat the end, like during, like
maybe a little breakdown.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Part I like that bass .

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, that bass, fucking is gnarly.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You're letting that fucking thing.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
ring out, dude, you can hear it.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I'm not a fan of Sleep Token very much.
I listen to a little bit ofthem.
I think they got a cool gimmick, look, but it's disappointing.
Like when you look at what theylook like, and then you have
the music with it.
It's just like ah, dude, youlook like you should be a lot
harder than that.
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
It's the ghost theory .
What like ghosts, the ghostmethod.
Yeah, you see ghost and you'relike, oh dude, these guys are
going to be like black metal orfucking crazy shit that might be
the reason why I don't care forthem very much.
Who Ghost?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
It's like dude, you stay Okay.
It's almost like to me, it'salmost like another kiss.
It's like stage show is almostupstaging the talent of what it
is.
I'm not saying they're not good, but they're just I don't know,
I think.
I think the stage show it'slike okay, cool great.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
The problem is kiss sucks, their music sucks, yeah,
and I like ghosts I think ghosts, so their music's pretty good.
Like if you put their music ina song, I'd be like, okay, yeah,
if you put their music in avacuum and you just listen to it
straight up without hearing orseeing them.
You'd be like, yeah, this isthis is cool prog rock man, this
is this, is it so?
But then if you see the visuals, you're like wait you don't, it

(54:19):
doesn't match yeah I get Icould listen.
I totally respect that.
Uh, I kind of you know I kindof kind of like that though I
buy it.
I buy into that because I thinkit's yeah I always wanted to do
a death metal band yeah thatwould come out and just what?

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I think what?
This would be hilarious, dude,a death metal band that would
come out like just lookingbadass and painted and nasty,
but then like not even rockcovers, just regular covers okay
, yeah so yeah so this is calgordon.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
You I'm sure you people have seen this dude's
facebook reels or tiktoks andstuff.
He owns a food service oh yeah,gordon's.
Yeah yeah, gordon's foodservice.
I've been listening to thissong all week and I ought, and I
unironically love it.
I mean, it's obviously a spoof.
So this band he made up iscalled Stool Sample.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
What the fuck?
That's a great fucking bandname.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
It's so good.
It's so good, it's actuallywasted on a fucking spoof.
This is like late 90s nu metalpersonified.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
The psychopathic thinkers have arrived.
And if you got a problem withthat Late 90s new metal
personify the wiki waxing thingit's.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Limp Bizkit.
It is Limp Bizkit.
That's why I love it so much.
Suck the dick.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Drink the piss.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Dude, even his look and everything.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
It's got that green tit.
It's gay.
Fuck you, bitch.
Nick Lachey, lick my dick.
Insane, that shit's for chicks.
I'm gonna get the CD and setthat shit on fire.
Well, I'm gonna say it.
Well, I'm gonna say it I lovethis so much.
Fuck you, will you cut?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
off my brain.
I'm a mentee psycho freak.
Go high five, dude.
That was the poorest fuckingmed.
It's good dude.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
It has no business being this good.
He's got such a goofy face,though it's hard to it's like.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
That's what makes it funny, you won't live.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
The lyrics are awesome.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I love this song so much, fuck.
Yeah, I love this song so much.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Oh my brain.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Little girl Rock.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Jeremy, fucking your wife.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Sorry, little girl, I like that chorus a lot.
I know, dude, like the song wasokay, say so, you know whatever
.
Until he got to the chorus andthen it locked me in.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I was like I love that chorus, dude, that's going
to be stuck in my fucking headall day tomorrow and then you
get this kind of nonsensical,like just random clips of shit
from this is perfect, nu metal,stupid shit, so good man.

(58:11):
I've been listening to thissong all week, dude, that
fucking that chorus and you wereright.
You know the.
Obviously that's the shiny partof the song.
Like it just seems like he wasjust making shit up just to get
to that part, because it's justlike okay that is it right there
?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
that is like unironically really good it's
like I don't know, that's whatpulled me in, dude, I was just
like.
I was like, yeah, it's okay,it's cool, it's funny because
obviously we I've listened,we've listened, we already kind
of listened a clip of it already.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
So babymetal has a new song I want to oh and
they're with poppy.
Oh so it's fucking awesome.
This is another song I've beenlistening to all week so, same
girls, same girls.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Let's go.
Still the same girls Same girls.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Well, one girl left the group and then they replaced
her, so it's actually one newmember and they're scared cause
they're running for cover.
But you might be ready for itand if the demons know you're
scared to death, then they willfind you later on.
It's a virus infecting yoursystem.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Half the cost of the netting of war That'll make you
run on fast.
Oh, we will never, never, neverbe apart.
The evil land is moaning, andnow I've stoned your eye and now
I'll teach you a fragile.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Who the hell was the screaming chick Poppy?
Oh, I don't know who Poppywasin' chick Poppy oh, I don't
know who.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Poppy, you ever heard of Poppy?
She was with she's kind ofshe's new-ish to the metal.
She used to do like pop, Likekind of poppy song, Like pop
kind of electronic songs.
That she transitioned to metaland she's been been like all
over the map on.
She did a collab with um oh,she was on jimmy kibble and shit

(01:00:00):
too.
Oh man, it's crazy.
I'll show you that.
I'll show you the jimmykibble's fucking clip of poppy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So he actually came out with her own metal album and
it's it's pretty decent man tobe honest, since hannity dude,
all this sounds like is the endcredits to a pokemon movie I
mean it's, it's kawaii metal, soyeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Pikachu, oh, I'm not making fun of Jack, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Oh, it's the fucking Sporty Spice dude.
I knew fucking Sporty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Spice dude, I knew it Sporty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Spice, that's nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I still like Eskimo Cowboy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Ratatatata.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
And you ruined these guys.
For me, dude, really yeah,showing me Hanabi.
Dude, there's nothing Hanabi,it's almost like they don't have
any comparison.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
It's almost like Pokemon, where you this is like
Hanabi is the next evolution ofthat genre Like you got four
Japanese girls who doesn't looklike they look threatening at
all.
Then you got one going and theyall play their own instruments.
These girls just they sing anddance and they have a backing
band.
Those girls fucking play theirown instruments and write their

(01:01:41):
own songs, which I assume theydo.
So that's like the nextevolution of this whole genre of
kawaii metal, whatever theycall it.
So yeah, hannabee is thefucking best.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I want to see them live so that's like these guys
are Skittles and Hannabee's likeEminem yeah, pretty much Dude.
Hannabee like don't get mewrong, I love Babymetal.
I always will dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Oh, I was on board with Babymetal day one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I remember when you first showed me them.
I've liked them ever since too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Yeah, I was, yeah, yeah I, I was not a huge, huge
fan.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
They were cool, they were good but like but dude,
hannity was just nasty dude ohyeah, knock loose their stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
This is like whether this is like one of the best
metal songs from last year.
And poppy did oh dude, this wason and people were pissed.
This guy, I love it, it's justlike I love.
Metal is now kind of going alittle.
I don't say it's goingmainstream, but it hasn't.
I would say that since gojira.
Yeah, I love it, it's just likeI love.
Metal is now kind of going alittle.
I don't say it's goingmainstream, but it has a little.
I wouldn't say that sinceGojira did the Olympics yeah.
Dude, since that happened,metal's been kind of coming to

(01:02:41):
the forefront.
And dude, jimmy Kibble featuredKnock Loose and actually had
Poppy on the next week.
Dude Kibble got a ton offucking hate for having this on
here and it went hard, hard.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
oh sorry, knock loose this is national television how
cool would it be to be on that,to be like a studio audience

(01:03:19):
member, get to watch this shitfor free.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Well, they have like a stage outside, I guess, so
they're outside studio.
And it was fucking raining.
It looked so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
It looks so cool.
Speaking of which, you seewho's joining Sonic Temple ICP,
icp and 3-6 Mafia.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
That's crazy.
I don't know how that's goingto go over.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
So loop-loop, I guess , I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
She just skips on stage.
Dude, dude.
The audience is going hard.
Man, they're fucking slamdancing dude.

(01:04:35):
I don't remember the last timeI saw people do that, unless
they still do it at concerts, Idon't know.
They do, oh, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
This is a breakdown part dude.
Oh, that fucking moaning.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Yeah, dude, that was.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Big squealing.
Oh, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
My kids were watching this.
It's in an audio.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, it's not fucking dude.
And there was a huge backlashto that too.

(01:05:54):
It's like good, fuck them, fuckthe squares, man.
But I loved it.
It was awesome just seeingmetal kind of in the forefront
that's great dude dude that'sgreat bro but we are out of time
.
Actually, dude, I went, so thatlast half hour went quick yes,
it did so we will be bidding youadieu.
We love each and every one ofyou.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
One of every let everybody know, although there
was some uh kind of uh kind ofuh, just mediocre news I hate.
Fuck the shit out of my wifethe other day.
It was awesome.
Yeah, thank you then.
I've been trying to get her tolet me stick the old meat in the
ham wallet, but she wouldn'tlet me do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Well, she's bleeding right now.
You just keep trying and I'msure you'll I don't mind a
little ketchup on the hot dog.
Oh yuck, yuck, yuck.
If you keep trying, I'm sureyou'll persevere.
I don't mind it smelling likepennies.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Where'd you get that from?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Iron is smelling like pennies.
Where'd you get that from Iron?
Oh, I know that, but did youjust make that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
up yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Oh my God, that's funny.
You can listen to us on Spotify, Apple Music Don't stick that
ass on this rusty doorknob.
Yeah, anywhere you can get yourpodcast.
We appreciate everyone'slistenership all around the
world.
Are you ready, kids?
Oh yeah, captain, and we'll seeyou next week.

(01:07:18):
That's what reminded me of I'mJohn Bruckner.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
And I'm Jason Scherger.
Peace Later, guys.