Episode 169: The Great Candy and Restaurant Debate

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The conversation kicks off with lighthearted "Zombie Jesus Day" greetings before evolving into what might be the most comprehensive candy debate you'll ever hear. From the mysterious cold interior of Ferrero Rochers to the eternal struggle between Snickers and Butterfingers, the hosts dissect their childhood favorites with surprising detail and enthusiasm. Their pronunciation debate over "caramel" versus "carmel" perfectly captures the show's ability to find humor in the everyday.

Things take a scathing turn when the hosts review a new Mexican restaurant committing cardinal dining sins—paper plates, no complimentary chips, and overpriced canned sodas instead of fountain drinks. This critique stands in stark contrast to their praise for exceptional establishments like a local deli offering rare free orange juice refills and a solid burger joint experience at Kalahari resort.

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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (01:40):
Welcome, welcome, welcome to yet another edition
to it's Everyday with John andJay.
Welcome everybody.
Oh, hello, hello, hello, hello,baby, I never get tired of it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
We used to do that back in the McDonald's Dude.
I never get tired of that, sowe just got done with Easter
Sunday.
What a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Jesus has risen from the dead.
Happy Zombie Jesus Dayeverybody.
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Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yay, fun um jesus has risen from the dead.
Happy zombie jesus dayeverybody.
Happy zombie jesus day.
Yay, I did get a message fromuh cadence today that, uh, she
didn't see.
Uh, she just now saw our postfor her birthday.
I put a post on, oh, yeah, okayso, uh, you know, happy belated
birthday and I'm glad you stilllisten and check us out.
That that's good.
We appreciate you.
And also I want to say thankyou to Tony Buccione.

(02:28):
He always tells us about ourpodcast.
He's like, yes, I do this, no,I will not do this.
He answers all the questions.
That's good, really appreciateit.
He said he would love to hear aSkittles album.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Dude, I think we're going to pull a trigger on that.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, to hear a skittles album.
Dude, I think we're gonna pulla trigger on that.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Um, we're gonna do a skittlesalbum and um.
And he said he'd listen to itand what I'm hoping happens if
we bring skittles back in to beable to do an album.
I'm hoping he keeps his.
Um, do you ever have one ofthose days?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
yeah, he kidding.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I fucking loved it.
I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I ate that shit up.
He always used that as kind ofan opening to get him started,
if you will.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I loved it and I think it's funnier now.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
He was an eccentric fellow.
His mom was this way, I didn'trealize last week, was it last
week or the week before?
His mom was waiting out there?
It was a couple weeks ago.
A couple weeks ago His mom waswaiting out there the whole time
, I guess.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I had no idea From what I heard.
I talked to him the day afterand she was fucking pissed.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Pissed off.
She was so mad, I mean, Ididn't even know about that.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
So good thing we're not having Skittles on for a
while, because, number one shefound out that he stole the
nickel from her change.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, did he get grounded or something?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, a little bit.
And then also she was pissedbecause he made her wait out
there for over an hour.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
How old is Skittles?
Do you know how old he is?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I think Skittles is.
I want to say he's in his midto late 20s, but obviously he's
on the spectrum.
You can definitely tell that.
Yeah, he's on the spectrum.
You can definitely tell that,yeah he's on there somewhere.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
He is technically quote unquote an adult, if you
will.
He is, but he still lives withhis mom.
Okay, what's his real name?
Do you know his real name?
Or is that's what we need toask him next time?
I do not know his real name, tobe honest I'm curious to see
what his real name is, but wellbefore he, he's affectionately
known as skittles, are out here.
That's s-k-i-d-d-l-e-s, Ibelieve yes good, because he

(04:27):
he's trying to avoidintellectual property theft from
whoever owns skittles mars orwhoever uh, I'm not sure who,
who owns skittles, but that'ssleek, maybe, I don't know.
He's just trying, he's tryingto avoid, uh, any sort of which
is.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You know, that's good on him, for who does own
skittles?
Yeah, so he has thatforethought to uh, not, you know
that's good on him.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I want to see who does own Skittles.
Yeah, he has that forethoughtto not.
You know, he's got that alltaken care of, so that's good.
Now, knowing him, his albumcover will have Skittles
prominently featured on thealbum cover, because that sounds
like something he would do.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Wrigley Really Wrigley owns Skittles no shit.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wrigley, really wrigley owned skittles no shit
uh, little shaped candiesproduced and marketed by wrigley
company, a division of mars.
Oh, mars, okay, I totally guessI did not realize that mars, I
didn't even realize mars was theparent company of wrigley.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Now, did not know that as well that's crazy,
because m&ms is made by mars tooright, right.
It's interesting that I neverwas a huge skittles fan oh my
brother they're okay I wasalways a peanut m&m yes, pieces
yes, reesey pieces.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I did.
I did fuck with peanut m&ms.
I love peanut m&ms I do too butreesey pieces was like my go-to
uh what other.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
They came out with peanut butter, m&ms.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm like, well, those are reese's pieces, but they
but it's, it's okay.
A peanut butter m&ms are okay,but the the peanut butter it's
not reese's peanut butter, so tome there's really no comparison
.
It's just more the the thepeanut butter in m&m peanut
butter.
You know, peanut butter, m&msare more, it's more of a I don't
know kind of creamier, if thatmakes sense, but they're okay.

(06:11):
They're not my favorite.
What other candies you get downon.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Me one of my favorites and I know this is a
little pricey and stuff Okay,ferrero Rochers.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
God, I love those.
That's a holiday candy for meyou ever had.
You've had those right, oh fuckyeah, dude, they're fucking.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't know, it could be a hundred degree day
you put one in your mouth andit's cold don't they have the
nuts, they have the nuts.
On the outside they have thechocolate like creamy, the
creamy chocolate really cold,though no matter how hot it is,
it's cold on the inside.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, those are good Refreshing.
What's your favorite candy bar?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh man, that's tough, no joke, my favorite used to be
Snickers.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, I'm a big Snickers fan.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Butterfingers.
Butterfingers is second.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's definitely my top three.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
But the thing with Butterfingers, and I'm sure
everybody, everybody, thatfucking uh, that gets stuck in
the back of your teeth, mantoffee that toffee man heath is
a really good one.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I love he.
They're okay, I love the toffee.
I I do.
You know, I love butterfingersrolos.
Rolos are okay with the fuckingthe caramel inside or
whatchamacallit uh, threeMusketeers is definitely my top
five.
I know a lot of people don'tfuck with Three Musketeers.
I know Because there's reallynothing to it, it's just the
nougat and the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Baby Ruth, maybe Baby Ruth Payday.
I like Payday.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, but Baby Ruth is probably my favorite.
Heavy nuts, heavy on the nuts,or even Hershey's with almonds.
I'm a down for that.
I love Hershey's.
What about just a plainHershey's bar?
I'd smash.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'd smash oh yeah, whatchamacallit.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I do like Whatchamacallit 100 grand 100
grouse is going to bring up 100grand.
Try to think of some other.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Milky Way.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Milky Ways are okay, milky Way reminded me a lot of
Three Musketeers.
It's just.
I think it is a ThreeMusketeers, just with caramel.
What's caramel?
Do you say caramel or caramel?
I?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
say caramel.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm a fucking American dude.
I say caramel Because I don'tknow.
I like to be different.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
When people say caramel, it just reminds me of
camel Camel.
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Probably just reminds me of camel camel.
I don't know why, probablybecause caramel.
I, I think a lot of people saycaramel, but I say caramel just
just to be a, just to be outsidethe group, just to be a rebel.
I'm a rebel daddy, well okay.
So what about like fruitycandies, like we've talked about
skittles already, what, what?
Like oh man, um what, uh, I canmics, do you like?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
my favorite fruity candies, dude, and if you've
never had one, anybody out there.
These are s tier best fuckingfruit candy and there's nobody
that can hold a fucking match tothem.
Okay, hi, choose.
Oh yeah, and me personally, Ilove the kiwi ones.
They actually have Kiwi seedsin them.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh, really, it's fucking good.
Yeah, that's interesting.
I love my juice.
What about little Mike andIke's?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Mike and Ike's are okay.
I don't like the Jujubees,jujubees.
I don't like that jelly beankind of shit.
I'm not a big fan of jellybeans.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm not either either , especially the black ones.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I don't like black I don't blame you, dude.
That's why I'm setting you upfor this I know.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's why they always stick to the back of the
bag I was like come on, man, I'msetting you up for a prime, you
know every time I pull ahandful of black jelly beans
they're always singingott.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
It's because nobody wants them here.
You know he's asking forreparations.
I get pissed.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I don't owe you a fucking thing black jelly bean.
I got nothing, man you guys arethe worst tasting motherfuckers
in.
Here they are, though.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I mean, that's just an objectionable fact.
Your credit sucks.
I mean black anything tastesbad.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, you know, that's what started Affirmative
Action dude.
You have to have a certainamount of black jelly beans in a
bag of jelly beans.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
So do you do like a?
So have you ever tried like thejelly?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
bellies I love jelly bellies Jelly bellies and you
just eat them.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Do you ever have the?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
hot ones.
No, dude, we should do that onhere one time.
Do the spicy ones.
They are fucking nuts.
It's almost like doing the chipchallenge.
Oh, that one chip challenge.
Oh, speaking of, that.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh my God, I was going to show this to you.
You know like we were talkingabout that.
You know who I am, guy orwhatever.
Remember that guy we weretalking about before.
Oh yeah, so these two guys arelike that and they try really
nasty, smelly things.
The one guy you know who I am,son, you know who I am son.
So these two guys do challengeslike that too, and it reminded

(11:03):
me of this guy.
But this one guy has to.
You know I am kid.
Yeah, you know I am kid.
I want that on the t-shirt.
I love that guy.
Oh, I'll see if I can findthese guys.
I am kid oh, oh.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Man, dude, I was like fucking morse code burping
there see if I can find theseguys, because I don't remember
what they were called by the way, okay, so on, uh, while we're
waiting for this to be pulled up, me and my buddy, our buddy
billy, we went golfing yesterday, uh, where I'm working now,
which is country club, love theplace.

(11:38):
Um, amazing golf course, um,located pretty near us, um, and
we went to a local restaurant,mexican restaurant, new one,
okay, called El Dorado.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Okay, which I was like okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
So I saw him on the chamber, everything else.
I'm like, okay, cool, son of abitch.
So I was like, yeah, let's tryit out, let's check it out, son
of a bitch.
So I was like, yeah, let's tryit out, let's check it out.
Number one if you're a Mexicanrestaurant and you do not offer

(12:16):
chips for fucking free, likeevery other goddamn Mexican
restaurant, you're already downone point.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
You're already pissed me off.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't evenrealize places were like that.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Then we ordered my buddy ordered a side of chips
with some queso so we can allshare them Four people, okay,
they brought us a small cerealbowl filled with chips and I
don't know how much that shitcost them, but I was like this
is a joke.
Like dude how skimp are youwhen your fucking, when your

(12:45):
tortilla chips, if I said thattortilla, Tortilla, tortilla.
Tortilla chips, if those areyour fucking like, if you're
fucking cutting money costs byfucking, for lack of a better
term- chewing it down, yeah,yeah.
Then we order our food.
Cool, all right.
Food's normal cost 10, 13, 14,$15,.

(13:06):
Whatever, our food comes out onpaper plates, I'm like are you
serious Are?
You kidding me?
We're not on a picnic, I'm notdating one of you guys.
I'm like why is this happening?
I was surprised that silverwarewas real, so I have to give
them credit.
Silverware was real now andthen on drinks.

(13:29):
It's cans of pop and each canof pop was two dollars for a can
of pop off dude so I was uh.
Needless to say, the food wasdelicious.
It was really good, very kindof bland.
So I was authentic mexican orwhatever.
I was not impressed, I will not.

(13:50):
I'm gonna tell you straight up.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Unless something changes, I'm not going there was
so many egregious things youjust listed there.
Uh, to me, if you're a mexicanrestaurant, if you don't spend
the money on a fucking sodafountain machine, then you've
already.
You've lost the plot.
In my opinion, they would havejust had chips for free.
I would have been cool withthat chips are free is good, and
I you're already strike one.

(14:12):
You're already strike one.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I didn't you bring out paper, strike three dude.
But my thing is is that here'sthe deal if you're the only
Mexican Restaurant around, Iguess you can kind of do
whatever you want.
But there's a Mexicanrestaurant that my brother told
me it's called little mexico.
Okay, right across the roadfrom it and that place is bomb,
ass bomb.

(14:33):
He said.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's fucking amazing, it's like these people just
figured out.
Oh, you know, I think I'll opena mexican restaurant having no
mexican american.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Okay, so they have like breakfast foods with like
eggs and like they have mexicanbreakfast american.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I'm like this place has no identity like the master
of all trades, but or no, wasn'tthe jack of all trades but the
master of none, or whatever theyyeah pretty much paper plates
like come on.
That's just to me that screamsunserious.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's just like I feel like my mom just served me a
bologna sandwich the can't thinghas got me fucked up.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Man, I I can't stand places.
If you're a sit-down restaurantand you don't have fountain
fucking soda, you can get thefuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I'm not spending two dollars a can I want to talk
about classy, though I want togo to the opposite end.
Okay, one of my favorite placesand we talked about it on here
is the deli we love the deliplace rules deli on frost
parkway or the frost park yesdeli here in tiffin, owned by an
amazing dude that's a buddy ofmine.
Um good, so if you had fucking,if you've never been there,
check it out.

(15:34):
It's really good.
They have free, free um refillson orange juice oh really I've
never been to a restaurant wherethey gave free refills on
orange juice yeah, usually yougotta pay, and milk too.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
You gotta pay for that as well.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I don't know about milk, but they'd free orange
juice, orange juice is freerefills.
That is over classy, that justgoes.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Now I will give a pat because they don't have like
soda file.
But to me that's a littledifferent, because I think it's
to me that's more I take outfrom there.
So I could kind of forgiveyou're supposed to eat quick
yeah, I, I don't you know, andeven there you use real shit.
Yeah, it's.
It's like I could forgivechinese restaurant, chinese

(16:15):
restaurants too, and I knowhoonan king doesn't they get.
They sell bottles and cans andstuff, but to me, places like
that aren't really necessarilylike sit down restaurants the
only, the only thing that Icould say.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
That saved alderado a little bit, and if I was still
drinking pop, I would have gotone yeah they have one and a
half liter or half liter glassbottles of coke.
Oh really, yeah.
Five bucks, okay.
Or five the mexican coke forhalfly.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
No regular coke, oh, oh really yeah, five bucks, okay
, or five dollars the MexicanCoke.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
No regular Coke.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, just regular.
Oh, do they have Mexican Coke?
Is what I'm asking.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I guess that's just Coke in a glass bottle.
I guess technically is whatthey call it.
Now it's because they don'tsell in the United States in
glass bottles.
That's supposed to have likedecayed sugar in it, which is
way better.
So I don't know.
I know I think chipotle used tohave that.
I don't know if they still doanymore.
They used to have mexican cokeat chipotle like years ago, but

(17:13):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I don't know I'm not sure I didn't get chipotle
tonight.
I actually ate uh fish, uhfilet sandwiches like for
mcdonald's flip.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Nope, I made my own major oh the other night.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Um what was it?
It was, uh it was saturday um,yeah, saturday, sarah was home
and and, um, we made, I made apizza, okay, for sarah.
I was like hey, hey, so, dude,no joke, okay, went to Kroger

(17:49):
and I'm like you know what?
Sarah loves pepperoni and sheloves banana peppers.
I'm like you know, I'll justbuy a pizza and I'll doctor it
up make it awesome Like a frozenpizza, yeah, or one of those
fresh ready-to-bake pizzas.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh, those are good.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I love them because you don't have to dissolve right
those are good so I, uh, I goto the counter and I'm looking
at the pizzas and I'm like, oh,dude, 349, it's on sale and it's
a pepperoni banana pepper pizza.
What are the odds?
Yeah, I get two of them becauseI'm like you know what, fuck it
.
I'll just get two of them andthen she can have as much as she

(18:22):
wants leftovers, whatever theshit.
The shit came.
It came with this hot honeydrizzle that you put over.
So I'm like you know what, we'regoing to try this.
I took a little taste test ofthe how hot it was, the honey,
and it was not that hot.
It was awesome.
So I drizzled it over the topand I had to try a piece.
I was like you know I shouldn'teat this, but I'm going to try

(18:43):
it.
Tried a piece Fucking sweetdude.
You gave it just a little sweetand a small kick.
I like that you got the bananapeppers and the pepperoni
underneath, and it wasphenomenal.
That sounds good, oh my God.
Well, they have it at.
Where's this?
At Kroger, kroger it.
How big is it?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's probably like this big Like a Toadies kind of
deal.
Yeah, probably about 12-inch.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Okay, sounds good.
I made my daughter and I I madetater tots and fish sticks.
And we have fish sandwichesWith the fish sticks.
Yep.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Hey, my mom, we used to do that at my parents' house
a lot of times.
You know I've actually grown tolike fish a little more.
I used to hate that shit, but Idon't know.
Maybe maybe my tastes haveevolved over the years.
But I've kind of care.
Carrie loves, my wife loveslike salmon and fucking fish.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
She's a big seafood eater I think I think next week,
after you get off work, I'mgonna going to come by and pick
you up and then we're going togo to.
We're going to go, I'm going totake you to Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
And I'm going to pay for your Chipotle, like I talked
about on the podcast a coupleweeks ago, and I'm going to get
you those tacos.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
What's it going to be ?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
good, do whatever you want.
Oh, okay, they got a honeychicken right now.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Oh, that's right, You're telling me about that.
It's so fucking good, I'll tryit, fuck it.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'll pay for it I mean if you're paid, I guess I
don't have a choice in thematter.
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I mean, I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
I just if people don't know by now what I'll do
is I'll do a video to ourFacebook page.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, we should do restaurant reviews while we're
at it.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, I'll be down, dude, I love it we kind of just
did one today.
Yeah Well, you did, anyway I'mnot saying anything bad, because
this is a local business.
I get it and I don't know.
And they did come from Fremont,though they were a food truck
in Fremont.
I guess everybody liked themand then they just kind of made

(20:51):
it to a standalone restaurantthing.
But the thing is dude, you haveto understand you're in a
market of other mexicanrestaurants.
Right, if you're a food truck ata fucking, at a fucking fair.
Yeah, then you do.
You can do whatever you want,but you can't come and be a
restaurant.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
You're swimming with the big dogs.
Now where?
Where mexican restaurants are?
There's a lot of them andthere's actually ones that are
really good and do it better oh,dude, they're surrounded, you
got yeah, they're everywhere yougot casa express.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Here in tiffin you got casa fiesta and finley you
got x you got casa fiesta infremont right.
All three of those are amazing.
You got casa mex or casamexicana and bellevue you've got
Casa Fiesta in Fremont Right,all three of those are amazing.
Yeah, you've got Casa Mexicanain Bellevue.
You've got the X-Car Ray, whichthey pick their game up a lot.
Their shit's pretty good,they're okay.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I love it.
I don't have anything badagainst them, I just like the
other place better.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
And then if my brother's correct, that little
Mexico that's in Fostoria isamazing too.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
So the ride across the street from each other
Almost, or just almost.
That's insane.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Okay, you know where JB Twisters is.
Yeah, okay, so you know wherethat.
You know the intersection rightthere, the big intersection,
right.
That's where the El Dorado is.
Right beside JB Twisters is theLittle Mexico.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's that red.
The newer place is that redbuilding right.
Is it a red building or used tobe a red building once upon a
time?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
the newer, the newer restaurant.
Yeah, it's the red one.
Red, okay, I don't with thefucking triangle yeah, yeah,
yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I did try a new restaurant this weekend too.
Uh mean, uh, my brother got ahold of me.
He goes.
Hey, uh, you want to go tosadusky?
I'm like I suppose he goes out,let's, let's find somewhere to
eat.
So I found this place and it'sit's in kalahari.
It's called b lux bar grill.
They specialize in burgers andcrazy ass 10 mile long big shake

(22:37):
.
They're the type of place thatputs all the shit on the shakes,
like donuts and chocolate bars,all the cool shit, those all
the cool shit on the shake.
They're one of them places.
So I didn't get one of thembecause there's no fucking way I
can have that.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm like yeah, this dude's.
Yeah, good luck, dude.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
You better be wanting to play basketball all day,
yeah don't kid it, I did get aburger and it's it's probably
it's a little pricier, but I canunderstand why, because it's
insane, it's at kalahari, youknow, but the burger was
phenomenal, it was really a lotof the workers at kalahari.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Oh really, yeah, they used to bellview chicks okay
really good people though, andsmoke show.
I don't know what's in thewater in bellview, but god damn
it was well we.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
We got there like at 3, 3, 30.
A lot of people were therechecking in but the restaurant
was dead.
The restaurant's actually areally nice setting setting and
it just feels like a really youknow, not fancy.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Is the Kalahari workers working there?
It's its own restaurant.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
It's like when you walk in the main I don't know if
you've ever been to Kalahari,this is the first time I've ever
walked into this place If youwalk in, like you got the
check-in area, but then there'slike they got a bunch of
restaurants kind of nestled inthe corner or in the back, so
they have like a mac and cheeserestaurant which they just
specialize in mac and cheesedishes.
That sounds phenomenal, itlooked good.
Then they have like a Mexicanjoint, they have like a bar and

(24:00):
grill burger place and then theyhave they had something else oh
, an Italian spot, so they hadItalian.
Else, oh, an italian spot, sothey had italian mexican mac and
cheese and burgers.
All in like, all in one placeand I'm like, jesus man, this
place has got everything.
And then so obviously we went.
We went for the burgers becauseit had good reviews, got like
4.6 on google and I'm like, allright, let's give this a whirl.

(24:21):
And it was.
It was like 20 for a burger andfries, which is pretty pretty.
It's kind of expensive, but itwas.
It's not bad, it's not awful,but Hell, that's almost Wendy's
price.
It is Hell.
You go to Five Guys.
It'd pay the same amount, morethan likely but the burger was.
It was like a one of thosesmash burgers, but it was cooked
.
It was perfectly cooked.
I perfectly cooked.

(24:42):
I got like a bacon one and it'sgot to.
It had this like bacon aioli,like it was, like it was this
aioli infused with bacon.
It was really fucking good.
So I doubt.
It was a solid 4.5 out of fivein my opinion.
So what you got there.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Oh, it was.
It was Matt from Ohio State.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh, hey, there Buck fans.
So yeah, but would I ever go toKalahari?
No, no thanks.
A place where a lot ofcongregation of children.
It's not for me because I'm onthe registry, no, I'm just
kidding.

(25:25):
But no, it was a good spot.
The service was fair.
They weren't really that busybut the service was still really
good, because a lot of timeswhen you go to a dead restaurant
the service can get a littleoff kilter because they feel,
well, we're not that busy, wejust don't have to show you good
service because you're the onlypeople kind of in here.
No, the gentleman who served uswas attentive and the key to me

(25:50):
for a good restaurant, and I'lllook past the Show your tits,
show your tits number one andnumber two.
If you keep my glass full,that's a huge thing to me as as
a as a server.
If you could recognize that,especially when people bring you
a full drink when you're noteven quite done with the other
one, your, your, your stock willgo up a few points right there.
So but uh, this place is good.

(26:12):
4.5 out of 5, I would say it's asolid burger.
You could probably go somewherelocally, maybe for a little bit
cheaper, but I felt the meatwas a good blend.
It was good.
I liked it.
Sun of Thermos all day, sun ofThermos was amazing.
This place is not Sun ofThermos.
I'm not even going to put thisand them in that same region,

(26:35):
because Sun and Thurman's iskind of in its own class.
I agree, man, sun and Thurman'sis a 4.95.
It's a 5 all day long.
That place is so good, thatburger was one of the best I've
ever had, so I'm not even goingto put them in that kind of
category, so, but we're gonnatake a little break though.

(26:57):
Uh, I know last week wepromised that you know, the
gobble goo gals are gonna comeback, and uh, they weren't quite
.
They were.
They had something going on.
I'm not sure what.
What happened, but they arehere and they're going to take
over for about a little bit andlisten and enjoy that.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, check this one out.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's the Gabagool Gals, new York's number one
rated talk show with two angrywomen from Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
New York's number one rated talk show with two angry
women from Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
There they go gabagling again.
I can't believe this, theGabagool Gals.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
The Gabagool.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Gals, get your fucking asses down already.
Good Lord, we got like so muchtime to fill here.
You're just sitting therefucking clapping like a bunch of
morons.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Well, I hope we make it through this episode pretty
quick, because I only got a halfa pack of Marlboro Reds.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh, do we need to stop and you go get some, or
what?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
No, we don't have to do that.
But I told Mortimer, I said,listen, listen, you need to go
out and get me.
Enough, you need to get mama apack of cartons.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
All right, I need some reds you know, they say,
smoking causes cancer like fuckthat like who used to say what I
could do with my own body huh,uh, you could suck my asshole.
I'll smoke as many fuckingcigarettes as I want.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Speaking of sucking assholes.
Mortimer the other night waslike hey, I need you to go on
ahead and lick my bread andbutter.
And I was like, are you fuckingserious?
I'm not licking your taint.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
He wanted you to lick his paint, his butthole.
I am not a butthole licker.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's fucking disgusting.
Nope, no, I cannot lickMortimer's butthole.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
What's with men?
And wanting us to do fuckingdisgusting shit?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I'll sneak a finger here and there, but I am not
sticking my tongue on that9-volt battery.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I would say so.
That is just fucking wrong,mortimer, you uh, no, no, we
don't do that.
We're classy broads aight,we're classy broads, okay, we
don't do shit like that.
But uh, can I ask you?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
one question, Karen.
Yeah, go ahead, Karen.
What does your husband do thatturns you on?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh well, I love it when he like rubs my feet.
Oh, it just gets my juicesflowing.
And then he's gotta like thenhe tries his dirty talk and it
just it just doesn't work.
Then I'm just instantly liketurn it off.
He's like yeah, you like that,you like that.
It's like yeah, I like that,I'm fucking moaning you moron.

(30:09):
And he's just like yeah, I'mgonna fuck you hard.
And I'm like oh, I'm like okayyeah sure, whatever you say,
that he's just like keeps goingon and on and honestly, I get
bored of it.
It's like listen, listen,concentrate here on the task at
hand.
I, okay, concentrate on thetask.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
He just never does.
I always tell Mortimer go onahead and just split me wide
open like a crucifying Jesus,like our old ancestors did oh
praise Jesus Well you know theRomans taking care of business
every day.
How was your Easter?
Not bad?
I know Mortimer went for alittle egg hunt the other day.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Oh, he's a.
It's so nice to see a couple atyour age Not necessarily my age
, but your age who just seems soin love, who just finds that
Spock.
You know, bob Spock, what heconsiders a Spock is just hey,

(31:15):
you want me to finger you andit's like, well, why are you
asking me?
Just fucking do it.
But it's good to see.
Congratulations, I'm so happyfor you.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I don't know about a Spock, but the only Spock I
think we get is if we plugsomething in wrong and we get
shocked.
That's about it.
Or a little static electricityin the sheets.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
You got to be careful with that.
I've read fire starting thatway.
I've heard of spontaneouscombustions.
Spontaneous combustions Likepeople just blowing up on random
.
I think there's something goingon there.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Like some sort of government conspiracy or
something.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Thanks, Obama, People just don't yeah.
Yeah Obama, People just don'tyeah.
Thanks, People just don't blowup randomly.
They just don't blow uprandomly.
There has to be some sort ofconspiracy coming on.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I don't know, like JFK or some shit.
I think it's from giving allthose blacks the right to vote.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, it was a simpler time.
It really was, but now they'reeverywhere and I just, I don't
know.
We're from the Bronx, we seethem, but it's just.
You know, I try to say hi tothem, but they just look at me
like I'm an asshole.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I don't say anything.
I grab a hold of my purse alittle tighter and tell Mortimer
to grab my hand.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Oh, my goodness, you got gotta be careful on the
subway.
Oh, you gotta smoke one, I do.
It's been a whole ten minutessince you smoked one, but we
went to church service on Sundayand it was very.
Oh, you're getting work going,yeah, okay.

(32:53):
Okay, I don't think you're.
Are we allowed to smoke in here?
Yeah, fuck it.
What do they care?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, fuck them I don't care, fuck them.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
We don't give a shit.
We'll do what you fucking want.
But how?
But?
But Do your kids come aroundstill, or what?
Or what's going on with thesituation with the kiddos?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
No, they say they don't come around because my
voice scares the grandkids.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Aw, I mean, come on, Come here and let me love you oh
my God.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Let Grandma Karen love you.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
There's nothing you can do about that.
It's just the advancedemphysema.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I know there's nothing you can do about that,
it's just the advanced emphysema, I know, but I think the reason
why my the bad thing about myvoice is that Mortimer always
tries to shove his dick in mymouth.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Oh my, and I think it's just to get me to shut up.
Well that sounds like Mortimer,yeah, but uh, so, yeah.
So the dick.
My kids came and they broughtthe grandkids and my mom my
daughter gives my look gives herjust way too much fucking candy
.
I'm like don't give her allthat fuck.

(34:02):
She has to eat dinner first.
And she's like, don't give themcandy before dinner it's like
she's like listen, it's my kid,I'll do what the fuck I want.
I'm like hey, hey, you in myhouse and you obey my fucking
rules.
She goes, well, I'll justfucking leave, I'm gonna fucking
go.
Then she left and I'm like ohwell, maybe I have.
Maybe I should rethink myattitude I don't even get that

(34:25):
chance.
You know, they don't even yeah,they don't even come around.
But it's just like maybe I hadkind of a self-reflected moment.
It's like you know what, maybeI shouldn't be so abrasive,
maybe I should be, you know, alittle kinder.
But then I realized, you knowwhat, no, she's fucking wrong.
You know, because I raised herand she turned out fucking good,

(34:47):
and you know what?
She just didn't listen to me.
So fuck her.
You know, if she don't evercome around again, I don't give
a fuck.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what to say tothat.
To be honest, yeah.
Me and Mortimer just kind oflive with our 15 cats and just
chill.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, Bob doesn't like cats.
He won't let us have one or adog or any sort of animal.
He says they're disgusting.
And I just want a little kitty.
I just want one, Just a kittyto pet.
And because you know I get solonely at times because Bob is
in uptown all the time, he justgets home really late as long as
you don't mind the smell of catpiss, you can come over to my

(35:27):
place, okay.
Okay, well, you know what We'lldo that We'll do that.
We'll have some dinner.
We'll come over for some dinnerlater this week.
That sounds great.
I'll bring the gabagool andwe'll have a salsa.
Since I have 15 cats,everything smells and tastes
like cat piss.
Have you tried some Febreze?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I heard Febreze is really good.
I sprayed the cats with thatand it didn't work.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I don't care, I'm not sure you're supposed to spray
the cats, I think it's justsupposed to spray it in the air.
Did I miss something on thebottle, or is there it?
Was there something?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I didn't read the bottle, you just sprayed the
cats and said the hell with it,so take care of you, little
bastards.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Oh yeah, you know you got to make sure you discipline
the animals because they willjust walk all over you.
It's true, you know, you justcan't.
Are they litter trained?
Have you trained them with thelitter, the box with the litter
in it?
Karen, you have litter in yourhouse, right?
No, you don't have the fuckinglitter.

(36:30):
No, no, fucking litter manLitter.
You don't have the fuckinglitter.
No, no, fucking litter manLitter.
You gotta go to the store, geta box, or get several of them,
and put that litter, that sandstuff in it, and the cats will
go pee-pee in there instead ofall over your furniture.
Oh, nobody explained this toyou, karen, at all.
I figured.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I'd spray the little bastards with Febreze, and that
should take care of the smell.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I mean it's only temporary, but you should go.
I'll go with you, okay, becauseI'll show you.
We'll get a couple boxes.
You have 15 of them, thoselittle bastards, yeah, last time
I counted.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
You have them spayed.
Give or take a couple.
Do you get them spayed orneutered?
You know what that?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
is.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
We don't play cards.
No, no, no.
You got to get them spayed andneutered.
You got to, like you know, takethem to the vet and then you
can't have any more kittensrunning around.
Nobody told you about thiseither.
Huh, nope.
Oh, my goodness, cameron, youprobably have a shit ton.
You probably have 50, 60, 70,100 of them, little bastards,

(37:39):
running around your place.
Yeah, I can't help it, man, ifyou probably lost count.
Oh, my goodness, we need to go.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I need to come over and help you with this.
I like to collect cats, likesome sad bitch in fucking
Northwest Ohio, oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
No, you have to make sure that you spay and neuter
your cats, because they'll justkeep fucking and humping all day
.
They'll have a bunch of little.
They have litters of cats likebob barker right now.
Yeah, you know, I I think he'son to something now.
I love the prices, right, it'snot the same with that fat fuck
drew carrie although he looksreally like sickly now though
but it's just not the samewithout bob baca.
It's just not, nope.

(38:16):
Uh, yeah, I just.
I used to love the plinko.
I always wanted to play, butbob wouldn't want to spend the
money to go to los angeles.
He says he ain't gonna sitaround with a bunch of damn
hippies.
That's what he told me he's.
I'm like oh well, we haven'tgone on a vacation in years.
And he's like he's like hey, Ijust took you to the, I just

(38:37):
took you to met, to the met I go, but the baseball game is not
the same.
He's like yeah, that's goodenough for me, like fucking bets
.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
And it's like every time the mets lose.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Every time the mets lose, I get slapped the wrong
side the head and the metshaven't won anything since, like
the 80s.
So it's like fuck.
So I've been getting smackedaround since the 80s.
I said why can't we just beYankees fans?
It'd be a lot easier.
And I suggested that and I gotput in the closet for three days
and I wasn't allowed out.
I just said we should be Yankeefans.

(39:10):
And he, that was like theultimate thing I could have ever
said.
You know, even though we livein the Bronx, I go, we live in
the Bronx.
You know why aren't we Yankeefans?
And he acted like I killed hislittle little sister or
something.
And he hit me and he put me inthe closet and he let me out for
three days.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
So I don't know what speaking of sports out for three
days, so I don't know whatspeaking of sports.
The only time I get a little uhdowsage on my dusty, dusty
dunes down below is uh is when Ithink of that tom brady.
They used to play for thepatriots oh, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
It's the only reason I'm a new england fan.
Listen, I, I'm not allowed tolike new england, but I did like
tom Brady, though he was sohandsome.
That jawline makes me moistjust thinking about it.
No, unfortunately we are Jetsfans.
Yeah, we had.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Hodgepodge Rogers last year.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, the Jets are horrible.
I don't know why Bob continues.
It's almost as bad as being aBrowns fan.
Cleveland's the worst.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Poor Cleveland, suck.
I hate cleveland.
It's.
It's the asshole of the midwest.
It really is.
Either got a really good orreally bad.
They got the bangles, which arenot bad, but then they also
have the cleveland browns.
It's like god hates ohio, whichis has the shittiest color
scheme ever of any other place,literally and figuratively, it
is so true.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Do you have any big plans for the weekend, karen?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
No, me and Mortimer are probably going to just like
I don't know.
I'm thinking about sticking mytongue to his dirt button.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
So you're actually going to pull the trigger on
that?
Huh, I might do that just toget him to shut up.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, we are out of time, soMaybe I'll blow some cigarettes
smoke in his V-hole.
Oh, maybe he'll enjoy that,that's right.
Unfortunately we are out oftime for today.
He can fart the cancer back out.
That sounds lovely, Lovely.
We're going to leave and we'regoing to go get Karen some

(41:13):
matches.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
We'll turn his ass upside down and he'll look like
a choo-choo train.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That sounds hilarious , so we'll see you next time.
I'm Karen and I'm Karen.
We're both Karen and we're theGobble Goo Gals.
Go fuck yourself.
Bye-bye, kiddies.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the bestfreaking podcast.
It's everyday with john and jaybaby listen, you don't keep
listening.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I'm coming over to your house and licking your
wife's asshole, sticking mytongue up on your dirt button.
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Hello, welcome back to anotherday with Johnny J Tim.

(42:05):
What are you doing here?
Filming for J while he?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
takes a shit.
Oh, j's taking a shit.
Yep, tim.
How's it going, buddy?
Not bad, just living life.
Are you ready for summer?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, I'm tired of school.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Tired of school.
How's school going?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I don't know.
I graduated a few years ago.
I'm not in school, no more.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Oh, so you're not in school anymore.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I'm just tired of all the kids pecking on me as I
play in my foot yard.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Okay, so what plans you got this summer?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I'm going to probably hang out with my dog Cindy.
We're going to go for walks.
Mom said we might go to anamusement park.
Oh boy, which she just takes meto an amusement park because
she gets to cut into all thelines also, she takes advantage
of your, of your special statusyep, she knows I'm a star

(43:07):
where's uh, where's jerry attoday?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
he's at home.
He got grounded.
Oh, jerry got grounded.
What'd he do uh?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
he called his mom a bitch.
He called her a bitch.
Why to a face?
Why would he do that?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
for because he's crazy, like he's crazy, he's so
crazy so, uh, you guys gonna geta job this summer, because I
know you guys have worked atdifferent places over the last
year or so.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Oh, we've been thinking about it, maybe taking
a year off, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Okay, so what happened to like all your other
jobs?
What happened there?
You just didn't want to do themanymore or just decided to say
the hell with it.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I don't want to talk about it.
Oh, you don't.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Okay, I get to say the hell with it, I don't want
to talk about it.
Oh, you don't, okay, I get youtough.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Subject tough okay, it's a little sensitive if you
will yeah, okay hey, what thefuck are you doing in my chair?
Get the hell out of my chairsorry, jay, bye tim later dudes,
yeah did you know?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
did you know tim was gonna sit there?
Just open the fucking door,dude yeah.
Bye Tim, bye dudes.
Did you know Tim was going tosit there?
Just open the fucking door,dude yeah there he is, sorry, is
it locked?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
No, it's not locked, just fucking open it.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Just turn the damn door on, dude.
Pull the door outward.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
No, you have to pull it, not push it there you go.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
You got it bye tim later.
Dudes, the fuck.
Yeah, I turned around and therehe was, and I'm like where's
jay?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
he's like he's tight kid of shit.
Yeah, to fucking go to thebathroom, leave me alone.
He just came out of nowhere andI'm just like, oh shit, tim's
here.
You know, it's really a sad daywhen you're getting he's
tight-cued of shit.
Yeah, I had to fucking go tothe bathroom, leave me alone.
He just came out of nowhere.
I'm just like, oh shit, tim'shere.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You know, it's really a sad day when you're getting
clowned on by a fucking retard.
He means well, though he does.
Dude, I'm not going to lie, Ilove Tim.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
We surround ourselves with some characters.
Let me tell you what we doaround ourselves with some
characters.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Let me tell you what we do, but you know what you
don't.
What I love about them isthere's never in, uh, we never
have an issue.
We don't have to worry aboutthem.
You know, like there's either,I don't have to worry about them
taking anything.
We don't have to worry aboutthem doing anything stupid.
But yeah, it's uh, it'sdefinitely the all-stars of it's
every day with john and jayyeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
So, uh, it's like space jam the monster, the
monster, it's the retards.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
So if you, they all, tap on the same chromosome,
let's say chrome, the extra one.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
We got another one of these.
So have you done any fivedollar uh, roulettes or anything
lately or no?
I saw your brother is nowgetting into the whatnot game
now yeah, he has.
He put a post up the other dayI saw that I'm like, ah, it's
dude, it's, it's so much, it'sso much you get so much trouble

(46:09):
on there, because I always getthat fomo feeling and it's like
oh, that's what it is it's likeoh my god, I don't want to miss
the.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Oh shit, I did order a couple of other ones, but I
can't remember what they were.
I know um the one I orderedjake.
Let me see here, we'll see.
Uh, because I gave jake one forum for easter and let me see if
I can Ah okay.

(46:39):
So yeah, let me see here.
His name is Avi Kaplan.
Okay, and Jake is a hugepentatonics guy, loves
pentatonics.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I could give two shits, they're okay, I okay, I
got.
I gotta take some of that whenI get a, when I get like the flu
or something, so pentatonixpentatonix, it does sound like
that's penicillin pentaton.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Okay, so it's called avi, avi coplin, k-a-p-l-a-n,
and the song is called.
I'm Only Getting Started.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Is this like an A-V Coplin?
It ain't going to be hard metalshit, but it's.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yeah, there it is and it's called.
I'm Only Getting Started.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Christ.
I can already tell oh Me me, me, me me.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh and now I hurt myself.
Today I hurt myself today, eyesclouded blood on my face.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Holy shit, you weren't far off.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
No mercy coming my way.
I don't mind his voice, though.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
His voice ain't bad.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
It does have a Johnny .

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Cash kind of feel.
I like that deep voice, thoughHis voice ain't bad it does have
a Johnny Cash kind of feel.
I like that deep voice though.
Yeah, I'm making a pound ofbacon.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I'm only getting started.
Yeah, I'm bleeding now, but myfear is gone.
I'm bleeding now, but my fearis gone.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I'm hollowed out but I carry on.
Yeah, my bones don't lie.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Oh, it's Imagine Dragons.
They still got pride.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
You know, I was with this song until.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
It's the lever.
Okay, the other top song iscalled All Is Well.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
You know I was with this song until that shitty
Imagine Dragons chorus kicked in.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, it wasn't bad actually.
Until then, all Is Well.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I was like they have some Johnny Cat this is the
other top song off this album.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
This is the album I got him.
If he likes it, that's all thatmatters.
I don't give a shit, dude, Idon't give a shit, man.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
when I sat on a probe , I dove into the dark.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I swear.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
I don't, but I could see the stars Looking up as I
was sinking down.
All is well.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Praise Jesus.
I was just gonna say thatsounded like some worship shit.
Man, all is well.
The harmony's pretty fuckinggood though.
It is sweet though, yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Praise Jesus.
I was just going to say thissounds like some worship shit.
Man, the harmony is pretty fun.
It is sweet, though, yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Heaven and hell.
Wherever I go, all is well inmy soul.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Herbal and all well.
All right, dude, let's get outof this.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Okay, so the next one is called Nails by Wage War.
I've been on Wage War Kick andthis is Nails.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I need something to pet me up here oh dude, I love
this fucking song.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
dude, this is pep up.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
It's spelled nail with a five.
Yes, ooh, edgy, I like it.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I don't know how I slept on these motherfuckers for
so long.
Steak face engaged, bro.
This is nasty Dude.

(51:36):
Wage War is so good, I don'tknow how I slept on these
fucking dudes.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
The fact that these guys only have 130,000
subscribers is a crime.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I get to see them next month.
Dude, how are these guysplaying with Breaking Benjamin?
Like they're so much harderthan Breaking Benjamin.
They kind of remind me of IceNine Kills Good Shit this song
does.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
You seeing them at the Blossom Music Center?
Yeah, I just saw the ticketsthere On YouTube.
Yeah, I just saw the tickets onYouTube.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Oh, dude, I'm getting a wage war shirt.
I don't fucking care.
Yeah, dude, they got a fuckinghat.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I'm buying that too.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Ah, dude, I'm telling you, wade Dwarf is so badass.
This fucking shit helped ourballs drop two seconds ago.
It did From that fucking funkfolk singing shit.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah, it was good, but it just ain't got no edge to
it.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Dude, that was fucking tiff Dude, I heard it in
my Mustang driving back toTiffin from Faustoria today.
So I'm sitting here like dude.
I'm like what song is this?
I'll pull up my phone and belike it's fucking nails.
Dude, a wage war is so fuckinggood.
They have a couple songs thatare kind of like uh, you know,
it's kind of uh, fucking, uhmixture, whatever, you know.

(53:28):
What would be awesome Is if wedid a roulette.
We should do that.
We should do a metal musicroulette when the next song we
choose is something on the side.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Like over here.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Oh, look at these losers right here.
Dude, I was like oh my.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I didn't.
I know.
I was like I know that video,but I don't know what it is.
That's a great one, dude.
I like how it's pulled up.
A lot, dude.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I watch this guy's reaction videos a lot.
This Orion reacts oh dude.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Yeah, he likes Wage War.
There's Wage War Tombstone.
I've never heard that one 11months ago.
Fuck it.
This is John and Jay's MetalMix.
We need another radio stationthat plays fucking metal.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
I know right.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Holy shit.
Ah, they still let the blindone free.
No spy, more than a blackbird,to face your name for a
tombstone Dead alive.
I'm voting for a lie Fixed inturn.
At the end of the night by time, only one will survive.
The guns will smoke, but thebullets won't lie.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
The guns will smoke but the bullets won't lie.
I'll end with a losing hand.
It's awesome.
I would make an Undertakermusic video out of this.
I would use this song for anUndertaker music video.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Oh Wow, I love it when Joe does that, that shred.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Will you make your move or just stand there and
play, we'll find out.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Play some death metal and electronic ukulele.
Ha ha ha.
Play some death metal andelectronic ukulele, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Like the half step up .
I love that.

(56:49):
Oh nasty, that is so gross.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
What a great outro riff, dude.
I love that build-up too, dude.
He just starts screaming.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
That's such a great riff at the end.
What a fucking great riff Ilove doing that shit though, man
.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
We used to do that at Level Up dude.
We do fucking like roulette,like metal roulette.
And then you, what's cool isyou learn it, we can.
We can do reactions listeningto it right now.
You know best metal songs at 25I like to just hit playlists.

(57:49):
I do this in my normal daylet's just do that, let's just
click on it.
What the name?
What's the name of this onedude?
Uh, cryptosis ascending I lovehow he just looks like he's

(58:26):
talking.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of jarring, tobe honest with you.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
This feels so 80s man .

Speaker 3 (58:43):
You know what.
He reminds me of?
The bad guy from Ghost.
Yeah, he did, willie.
He looks like him, but it lookslike a safety dance video.
That's what it looks like.
Right, lord of the Lost.
This dude looks promising.

(59:04):
Looks like fucking motionlessand white it does.
Ooh, I like that Fucking organshit or ghost, kinda got a feel
for ghost it does.
Watch out, here I come, ha haha.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Ha, ha ha.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Very black metal Kind of Dube.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Well, they went up in octaves.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Oh cool, save the day metal Dark save the day metal.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
There's a Machine Head song.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
New one Two weeks ago .
Holy shit, dude, I love MachineHead Boat scraper.
Boat scraper, love it.
Just a low record, shit, dude,I love Machine Head Boat Scraper
.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
These guys have stood the test of time.
Yeah, they've been aroundforever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I love their song.
That was on Guitar Hero.
What was that called?
Oh yeah, it was Machine Head.
I can't remember what it wascalled.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Compromise won't get you nowhere.
Arguments and pointless warfare.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Electric Cowboys another one I love Later.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Operator.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Yeah, we've already listened to that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
You're talking about night point and every mistake,
waiters and devils, but tearsacross the I like that a lot,
dude.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Morning Beautiful morning, isn't it called morning
, beautiful morning is a MachineHead song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Oh okay, Spirit world .

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Yeah, right there.
What the fuck, what the hell isthis?
Looks like Roy Orbison.
Ooby dooby, ooby dooby.
Pretty woman Walking down thestreet.
Ooby dooby, what the fuck, dude.

(01:02:02):
I got one to check out If youwant to listen to something
badass yeah.
Gideon, what's it?
Check out, gideon.
I forgot how do you spell itG-I-D-E-O-N.
Yeah, I think we checked himout before, but dude, he is
fucking amazing.

(01:02:22):
Saw him at Inc and he comes outlooking like some hillbilly
redneck Looks like a hillbilly.
Dude, he does Until you listento him.
Oh, dude, he's so fucking gooddude.
Top song is God.

(01:02:43):
What is it?
Bite Down?
I think it's called Bite Down.
Hopefully this is the right one.
Yeah, it looks like it is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Well, that's some chonky fucking riffage Dude.
These dudes are awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
That's chonky.
He was on the second stage, wewere waiting for main stage.
We were watching him on thevideo screen and he comes out
looking like a cowboy and hejust starts fucking going ham
dude, that tone is chonky.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Jesus Christ, I can't get over this guitar tone, man
Shit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Oh Is there a real video to this dude.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Is there a real video to Bite Down?
I don't think so.
There's a live version of it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Oh, there you go.
Throw the live version on dude.
Check this dude out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
I don't give a fuck if this is your first show today
, or fucking thousand, everybodyin this fucking room is in a
pit when this shit kicks in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
No, I'm okay.
No, I'm good where I'm at.
No, I can hear you.
Dude, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
No, I'm okay, I'm too old.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Nope, I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I'm too old.
Nope, I wouldn't do it either.
That fucked all dude Dude.
He's so badass.
Tony Buccione dude.

(01:05:10):
Check out Gideon dude.
I'm not kidding Dude, he comesoff looking country as fuck.
Has a cowboy hat on shitkickers, jean jacket everything
dude, but this is their musicdude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
It's ridiculous guys, you get too close to me sucks
me Sucks me.

(01:05:58):
Stanky.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Chunky.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Fucking nasty dude.
I love this man.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
This is good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
This looks like one of them.
Small shows, too, like theseare the best shows, though, man
dude I I agree these are alwaysthe best shows to go to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Like I said, seeing fight from within, like two feet
from me, was amazing yeah, dude, these small, intimate bar
shows are the best because it'sjust, it's just more intimate.
It's so good and you feel themusic more and nobody's there.
I, like you know, festivals areokay, but man, it's like
nothing beats these small, kindof small to medium-sized venues.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
I forgot about these guys until we were like kind of
looking for shit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I'm like dude Gideon, bro, dude you hit the fucking,
you nailed it on this one Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
I love Gideon, dude I want to hear one more from
these guys real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Yeah, let me see if I .
I know I was looking up theirtop songs, so the biggest song
that they have.
Okay, let me see hereNickelodeon, nickelodeon.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
It's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Money when your Mouth Is, and that's Lakeview and
Gideon mixed together.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Lakeview featuring Gideon yeah, lakeview featuring
Gideon.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Yep Got a little country vibe to it A little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Like country melodies with or with like country tones
.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
With hardcore metal melodies, melodies.
This is their next song.
Yeah this one sounds morepromising.
Yeah, that one's supposed to betheir number one what changed
you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
I don't know what this looks promising.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
More power, ah, more pain, more pain, more power,
more pain.
The more you give, the morethat it Seeks To carry this
weight.
The longer you build, theharder you, fight you know what

(01:09:23):
it reminds me of.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Kind of like Hatebreed a little bit it does
have a Hatebreed vibe.
I'm just trying to think whothese guys remind me of.
A little bit it does have ahate breed vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I'm just trying to think who these are to remind me
of a little bit.
Watch the bitch way down in thegutter, deep in the mud,
seeking further every day.
Take a hit and bang for another.
Don't turn and walk away.
You, motherfucker, do you feelthe power?

(01:09:58):
Pull you through the pain Fromstrength to strength.
No, cowards.
Weakness turn power.
Do you feel the power?
No, sacrifice and pain, it'sthe price you pay.

(01:10:19):
More power, more pain.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
A little lo-fi action there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Tear down, rebuild A little lo-fi.
Actually, god, that fuckingguitar tone Fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Chips Ahoy, don't have as much chunks in it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Chips Ahoy, don't have as much chunks in it.
God dig these dudes a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Oh, I got a little hardcore that drummer's going.
Ham on that bell dude, I loveit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I know.
I love it too, Cuts throughjust perfectly yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Ohphe.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Oh dude, oh Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Oh my God, I'm so hard for this.
Whatever this is going to be,he really is.
I am literally hard as a rock,right now.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
He's fucking full semi right now.
I got it he's bricked.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
I'm actually going to masturbate when this hits.
That's me coming.
Oh, they're not slow with down,they're slowing it down.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
That is sick.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Dude, that was so good.
These are so fucking nasty bro.
I like going to Inc because youget to like.
You see all these bands and alot of them I don't know who the
fuck they are and we were likeno joke, we were standing at
main stage, the biggest stage,okay, off to the left in the
field is the second stage, andmy brother points up, goes dude,
look.
And I look up and there's acowboy on stage.

(01:12:53):
I'm like what the fuck is goingon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Are we gonna have another necro thing?
Oh god no.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
then they come in hard as fuck and the dude starts
screaming.
I'm like who the fuck is this?
So we get on our phones andlook up the lineup it's Gideon.
And we looked them up and I'mlike, holy shit, dude, what do
they got in?

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
the one I saw a live video that I just saw the other
day.
I was like, oh, maybe this isit.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
I love Hannity dude.
I wish they would come out withan album like actual LP.
I'd buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
They do.
I wish they would come out withan album like actual LP.
I'd buy it.
They do.
They got several of them.
They got.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
CDs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Well, I mean I don't think that I mean I don't know
if they sell them.
I don't know if they sell themat the States or not, but oh
yeah, Because try to find likereal clear hand to be live.
It's kind of tough.
This is from Resurrection Festfor last year and I was like,
damn, these girls' energy is offthe charts.

(01:13:52):
Man, when was this from?
I forget it's in Europe.
Resurrection Fest.
I think it's in Europe.
Yeah, Spain.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
It's in Spain.
It's in Spain I love it, man.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
They're so cute.
They are dude, but they'refucking hard though they're
badass.
It's like it's what made LucyLiu's little sidekick character
in Kill Bill so sexy.
Yeah, look at that circle pitman.

(01:15:18):
That's it.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
So badass, this is like the next evolution of this
genre.
That's what I feel hannity isis.
It is almost like a pokemon.
It's like I think it's futureanime music.
It it's.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
It's like the next evolution of this it's what gets
me into anime, is what this isgonna be uh, dude, I I love
outside the box fucking musiclike this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
It's it like listen, I love shit you should just look
up random country metal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Uh, let's do that real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
That's the last thing we got to do, so okay brazilian
metal or fucking um I don'tknow, let's find a different
country.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Oh, different country , uh let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
I was gonna say indian, but we already got that.
We got bloody wood, but bloodywood's awesome yeah, let's, uh,
let's do.
Australian metal that soundsmore like English, though.
Oh, that would.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Chinese metal?
We haven't heard any Chinesemetal.
We've got Japanese all over theplace.
North Korean metal.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
That's the first thing that came up.
Oh yes, destiny of Chaos inmetal.
Uh, it's the first thing thatcame up.
Oh yeah, destiny of chaos.
This is from a long time ago.
What?

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
is it called uh yaksa , yaksa sounds like deftones
should have been there on asunday morning.
Deftones Should have been thereon a Sunday morning.
He plays like Deftones.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Look at him playing that guitar.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Fuck you.
Terrence the Switch 2 will bemore expensive $700,.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
yeah, your American commies that sounds deliciously
like from the 90s, right?
That is fucking creedish thatis some 90s shit I've ever heard
.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
That's why I could do like a I'll do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Oh, here we go, nachos a chaos butterfly effect.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Jun Tao, jun Tao, dude, I like it.

(01:18:49):
This is awesome.
Two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Oh, they got a chick to do the like, the cleans.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Oh, I love that Too fast too furious.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
That's pretty good.
I don't mind that.
I love that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
I thought it was great that's called In.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Chaos In Chaos.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Butterfly Effect.
Butterfly Effect man.
I love the female male vocalsyeah, I love that.
Very harder Lacuna, coil yeah,I love that.
Very harder Lacuna coil.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Yeah, I love Lacuna coil which they're actually
touring.
They've actually got a little.
They've got harder over theyears.
Yeah, they have.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
I like trip the darkness.
I think it's my favorite Lacunacoil song Trip the darkness,
follow me, follow me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I'm nostalgic for Heaven's a lie.
Heaven's a.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Lie.
Heaven's a Lie is amazing, Iknow, but that's the weather
Till you hear Trip the Darkness?

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Yeah, but they've got some.
You heard that, haven't?

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
you yeah, oh yeah.
Trip the Darkness, yeah, plusthe video's.
So badass, oh man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
But that's actually probably all the time we got for
today.
That is it that kidding?
It's right.
We appreciate uh, everybody's,uh, everybody who's listened to
us over the years.
We appreciate you can find uson all the streaming platforms.
You know what they are.
I don't have to tell them toyou, jay, any departing words
for this evening.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Yes, just like to say thank you to everybody who
listens, really appreciate it.
Um, also, if anybody listensand uh is pushing for the game
store and stuff.
Thank you so much for yoursupport.
Wanted to throw that out there,dude.
It is heartwarming to feel allthe support.
It's ridiculous.
As soon as I made a postyesterday, dude, it was like I

(01:20:35):
think I had like 18 fuckingcomments, dude, like within like
the first half hour.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
So I really appreciate it Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Now, if we could just build this goddamn thing up.
As much as that one, right,yeah, so hopefully that all goes
through for you, so we'll seewhat happens.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
And good and talk to all the crowd eaters.
We got listening as well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Yeah, thank you to everyone around the world,
especially the crowd eaters.
Yeah, we appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Sorry, we kicked your ass in WW2.
Ww2.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
No, but we love you happens.
We love you and we'll see younext week.
I'm job richter and I'm jasonscherger.
See you later, later, guys,peace.