May 5, 2025 • 71 mins
Remember when you and your friends would spend hours debating the best Disney movies before cranking up some heavy metal? That's exactly the vibe we deliver in this latest episode of It's Everyday with John and Jay.
We kick things off with an epic Disney discussion, ranking our top five animated classics. Robin Hood claims Jay's number one spot, while John champions Aladdin. The conversation flows through beloved characters, iconic scenes, and the magic that makes these films timeless. We discover surprising common ground in our love for A Goofy Movie and debate the merits of Beauty and the Beast versus Pinocchio.
The nostalgia continues as we shift to live-action Disney films. John reveals his deep appreciation for Mary Poppins—"the greatest blend of Disney"—while Jay surprises with his unexpected love for Cool Runnings and Heavyweights. Our journey through Disney's vast catalog unearths forgotten gems like The Shaggy Dog and Pete's Dragon, sparking memories that will transport you back to childhood movie nights.
Just when you think we're all Disney all day, we pivot to showcase some seriously heavy new music. From the haunting vocals of Illicit Thoughts to the aggressive assault of Filth's "Stay Gutter," we explore the cutting edge of metal across various subgenres. Our enthusiasm peaks when discussing Wage War's "Tombstone" with its Pantera-inspired outro riff that has us both geeking out over guitar tones and breakdowns.
Whether you're here for the Disney nostalgia, the metal discoveries, or just our authentic friendship, this episode delivers something for everyone. And don't forget to subscribe—we've got exciting updates coming about our collaboration with Skiddles on his upcoming album!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's everyday with John and Jay Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeOf it's Everyday With John and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Hey everybody, welcome toanother episode of it's Everyday
with John and Ajay.
We're on big 170.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What's up, what's?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
up.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What's up?
What's up?
We've been working on shit fora couple hours now.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, no joke.
At the time of this recordingit's almost 20 till like 10 pm.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Usually we're done by nine.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So I had to text my wife and tell her to feed the
dog.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, we got some cool shit that works Well
podcast related, but it isn't.
It is, but it's not.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Our good friend Skittles.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
we're helping him produce his album, so we're kind
of working in conjuncture withhim and trying to get that all
situated.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We were going to have him call tonight, but
unfortunately he's stillgrounded.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, he uses an old Nokia cell phone and he doesn't
have enough minutes.
So it's free nights andweekends and unfortunately, yeah
, he just doesn't have enoughminutes to call in.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So I'm playing like snake on there yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Play it, Snake it up.
So yeah, the weather isstarting to turn nicer and we
hope the weather outside isweather fucking.
Paul rudd from fucking yeah,forgetting sarah marshall yeah,
(02:57):
uh, there's pain behind youreyes uh, we're to the point in
ohio where it's like it would benice for a few days that it
gets cold, and then it gets niceand cold, so it fucks with your
sign you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You know what I call ohio.
Ohio is the sheriff ofnottingham that is ohio.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Like, would you just speak in like?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
back.
As soon as you got, as soon asyou got good weather, here, he,
he comesDum-da-dum-dum-da-doo-de-doo.
I think of the cartoon one.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Oh, the cartoon version.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, dum-da-dum-dum-da-doo.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, Prince John loves his taxes.
Every town has its ups anddowns.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Sometimes I'll number the towns when he's pounding
that dog's foot.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh oh, Cling, oh, oh oh now you listen to here.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Now you're going to find yourself in a hang.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Now is there for our friar talk.
You, you're going to end up onan end of a deuce.
You listen, you, you, you, ohdear the friar, they're going to
hang friar, no, oh, hang fryer,no, oh, hey, fryer talk.
What a great underrated it'ssuch an underrated it is my
(04:13):
favorite.
It's my favorite it's my topfive for sure it's 100, it's my
number one.
It's.
It's a great number one.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I love it.
It's so tough because you gotlike, you got like fucking goofy
movie that's up there for metoo, like um, I'd say dude.
So dude, let's do this, becauseI know we've done it before.
Let's do it again.
Fuck it, okay, um.
Top five disney cartoon movies.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Right though my top five all time.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I want to see if I match up at all Disney cartoon
Like Disney animated.
Disney animated it could bePixar as well, but it has to be
animated, not can't pick soundof music or fucking core
runnings.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Right Right.
Mighty Ducks 2.
Mighty Ducks 2.
Electric Boogaloo, disneyanimated.
I'm a big Aladdin fan.
I'm going to put Aladdin 1because I love Aladdin.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They make good thermoses and shit.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What yeah, Aladdin?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
There's a thermos company called Aladdin.
Yeah, it's Aladdin thermosesand lunchboxes and shit.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
A lot of the school ones we had when we were kids
were made from Aladdin.
Yeah, could be Aladon, I haveno idea.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Aladon, it could be aladdin.
I have no idea.
Aladdin, it could be aladdin.
Um, a goofy movie is probablyin my, as you notice, that's
probably uh, just trying tothink.
Um, I'm gonna put him on thespot today yeah, uh, there's so
(05:44):
many, there's so many to choosefrom.
The original toy story isdefinitely up there.
Uh, I know aladdin for sure.
Number one, uh, that's numbertwo.
Number two I would put therobin hood as number two.
That's a good one.
Uh, that I would put as three.
Probably beauty.
I like Beauty and the Beast, 3.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's forbidden Forbidden.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Dude, you had me rolling that one day, because
the lady at the Y, she cleans onthe other end of the Y and
you're like, yeah, sometimes shehad to say it's forbidden Some
lady was trying to go over tothe other part of the Y.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's right, you don't get to go over there once
they're closed right, they had a.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, they had a thing up, yeah and so she's.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I said it's forbidden .
It's forbidden.
And john knew exactly what itwas.
He was shooting basketballsbehind me and didn't he knew
exactly what I was talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
So beauty and beast be your three uh, three, little
mermaid four and I would saygoofy movie five nice, all right
, so mine would be robin hoodnumber one okay number two would
be a goofy movie.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Of course.
Number three um, I'm going tothrow, I'm going to put out
pinocchio oh, yeah, that's agood one.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, I love pinocchio.
Will crack my top 10 for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes, uh, pinocchio, and then the last two would be,
I would say, aladdin, would benumber four, okay, and then
number five would be the LittleMermaid.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, that's solid.
It's a solid list.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Now live movies.
Oh, live action movies, liveaction movies.
There's a ton.
Yes, okay, which one?
Mary Poppins is number one.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Mary.
Mary Poppins is number one.
Mary Poppins is number one,that's a good one.
Herbie the Love Bug would benumber two, okay.
Three would be Parent Trap,okay.
What would four?
Four, live action, disney Fuck.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, you rattled those off real quick.
I had three.
You were ready for them.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I had my top three ready to go.
Two more I like man, I can'tthink of.
I mean, there's so many, it'shard to choose.
Definitely Maybe Because I'm abig Hayley Millss fan, so maybe,
(08:06):
like it received it.
Summer magic was one of myfavorites.
That's a kind of a obscuredisney live action and I would
say bed knobs and broomsticks,those yeah all right, so mine
would be.
Number one would be um coldrunnings okay, that's, yeah,
that's yep, two would beheavyweights that is a disney
(08:27):
movie okay okay, um, another onewould be I would say three.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm gonna throw hocus pocus in there.
Okay, three is hocus pocus.
Uh, four, um god, I'm not gonnago the same route you did.
Mine's totally different.
I'm gonna throw.
You know, honestly, I'm gonnaput five.
I'm putting nightmare,nightmare before christmas.
Is five?
Okay, um, number four, uh, I'mgonna say mighty ducks.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
2 okay I love d2 man, I grew up watching d2 see my,
my mom, and my mother, she, uh,she watched.
She had me watch all the disneylive actions that she watched
as a kid, so I was brainwashed.
I was so all the 60s, the.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Pear.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Trap was great.
Pear Trap is iconic and it'sjust like she exposed me to all
those 60s, like the Shaggy Dog,but that was more of a 50s.
That Darn Cat dog, but that wasmore of a, that's like the 50s.
You know, 60, you know not.
That darn cat, uh, if you ever,if again, all these 60s live
action anime, you know, uh,chitty chitty, bang bang wasn't
(09:32):
disney.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I almost said that, but then it I almost said it
takes two um because I like thatone, but I don't think chitty
chitty bang bang is is.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
The songs are written by the same guys who wrote mary
poppins the sherman brothers,so I could see the similarities.
I almost said that, but I Idon't.
It's not a is.
The songs are written by thesame guys who wrote Mary Poppins
the Sherman brothers, so Icould see the similarities.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I almost said that, but I don't.
It's not a.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Disney movie.
It's very close, it's similar,but, like I said, I think I
think that's just theappropriation of the Sherman
brothers musical stylings, whereit's very similar to Mary
Poppins, like the whole meat.
My meal, bamboo, is a definite.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Me Old Bamboo, Me Old Bamboo.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah it's a take on Stepping Time.
It's got the same kind ofrhythmic kind of style to it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
This is Dick Van Dyke , dude.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Dick Van Dyke is the man dude.
Like I said, I was a big HayleyMills person, so like that Darn
Cat.
Have you seen that, Darn Cat?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Have you ever seen all those old 60s?
That's Hayley Mills the onethat played Parent Trap.
Parent Trap, yeah the girl.
Yeah, See, I like Parent Trap,I do.
I liked and I love the old onemore than I liked the new one.
It was good.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh, the one with Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah, the only you know.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The other one that I kind of almost thought was the
same, was was disney, and I hadto rethink was yours, mine and
ours.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Oh yeah, that's the same kind of feel to it.
Yeah, with lucille ball, I lovethat one dude, just it's in
your name, mary poppins.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I haven't watched in fucking years that was.
That's my all-time favorite Ihave not watched it in so
fucking long, I don't rememberit.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
It's interesting that when people think of Disney top
fives, it's interesting thatit's either one.
It's either on people's topit's either number one on
people's list or it's not on itat all.
It's kind of bizarre.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
One Mary Poppins, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Because it's just to me, it's the greatest blend of
Disney.
It's got all the animation,it's got the animation, it's got
the songs.
It's it's got a great heartfeltstory to it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's it's disney personified song of the south
song of the south, that isdisney because I had animation
in it.
You know another animated moviethat I would kind of say I
liked, but it was just reallytrippy and sad.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Um dumbo, dumbo would be another one, sad though very
sad, but dumbo dumbo don't seea dragon fly you ain't see an
elephant oh my god y'all.
That's not appropriate.
Uh, what about pete's dragon?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I love pete's dragon I think that's good, that was
another.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That was another good one kind of an underrated kind
of disney class.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
That's a retard, mickey, mickey.
Oh, pete was a retard too.
He was actually p, had somesort of disorder and uh he saw
things, so he's kind of fuckedup in the brain.
Mickey Rooney was in that movie, so it was.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I do remember that.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, so yeah, I like that Trying to think of some
other one.
I have to see a list.
Yeah, let's look at a list.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I gotta see a list in front of me.
We're gonna look at the last.
We haven't done movies for awhile.
I mean we do every we do it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, well, we do music.
A lot is the live action whichwe got more music today too.
Yeah, we do.
Now I'm not gonna count thesebullshit.
Remakes, remakes, they, theseall, most of these could go fuck
themselves, man and I'm, maybeI will say chippendale rescue
rangers, pretty funny you knowwhat that was good?
Good, call that one uh 101dalmatians, that's.
(13:09):
That was always a good one thatwas a pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, animated as well.
Yeah, the new ones uh, yeah,okay yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I crossed my mind alicein wonderland.
I did like the live action ones, I will say uh, those are okay
I didn't mind those.
It's a futurama.
No, I'm just kidding.
Sleepy oh sleep.
I forgot about sleepy beautyand I did like the live action
ones.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I will say that those are okay.
I didn't mind those.
Is this a Futurama?
No, I'm just kidding.
Sleepy Beauty oh, I forgotabout Sleeping Beauty.
Fuck, what the cartoon.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I love the animated version.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I was never a real huge fan.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I was big into that.
Cinderella was all right JungleBook.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I love Cinderella.
The cartoon one.
Well, the cartoon one Becauseof fat the rats.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Gus.
Gus the rat Gus Gus, gus, gus,gus, gus Gus Gus.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
What about the Jungle Book?
Jungle Book's a classic.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Bare necessities, Just makes fun of black people.
That's what it does.
You know monkeys and shit.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
You know the one live action I'm fucking just kidding
, dude, that's horrible,horrible, the one live action
that I did it.
Mine was the beauty and thebeast one, but emma watson's
singing was so bad, fuckingsmoke so bad.
Yeah, it's true, she's sofucking hot.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Change your name from hermione to hermione.
I'll be like baby.
You ready to take this?
Two inch love wand oh, here's alist from 1950 to the present
treasure island oh, I rememberthat I never watched it, but I
remember seeing I know the thepicture of it easy if I did this
(14:36):
.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Okay, davy crockett davy remember that davy crockett
, king of the wild frontier oh,old yeller, I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I forgot about you, know I think old yeller's
overrated.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I'm gonna say it I never, I never cared for it as a
kid.
Well yeah, because he dies, Iwanted the dog to die.
Fuck that dog.
Oh, I'm just kidding, I justnever got as I say stuff about
blacks and retards, but dogs.
Yeah, we crossed the line.
We're crossing the line at thedogs.
Tonka, oh, oh.
(15:07):
Shag the shaggy dog.
I used to watch that.
I love the shaggy dog.
Uh, okay, have you received thesequel?
Shaggy da.
Yes, dude it is.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I haven't watched in years.
Oh my god, it's not one that Iever want to watch.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's got tim conway in it and he was so fucking
funny in that it's got deanjones too and it's amazing d
jones was like a disney, likemainstay kind of.
Oh man, pollyanna oh, I forgotabout pollyanna.
It's another hayley mills uhmovie.
It's it's you.
(15:41):
I don't know if you'd like itor not, but it's.
It's what it's about, this girlwalt Disney didn't do.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Who Framed Roger Rabbit, did they?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Did Disney do?
No, I don't think so.
I don't believe they did.
Oh, the Absent-Minded Professor, that was a good one.
Sword in the Stone.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Sword of the Stone.
That was a good one.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Isn't that done now?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, Sword in the Stone was a great one.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I was a good one.
Yeah, sword and a stone was agreat one.
I always like when he fell.
He's like oh, the old fuckingwizard dude, oh, that too, I
liked him as well, merlin, butwould like, would like.
Arthur would fucking fall,he'll go.
Whoa, you make this fuckingnoise and it made me laugh as a
kid.
Uh, this was bait fluff.
You remember flubber?
yeah this is.
This was based off that, thisabsent-minded professor movie
where this guy invests I havejerry lewis in it.
You remember Flubber?
Yeah, this was based off that,this Absent-Minded Professor
(16:26):
movie.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Where this guy invests.
Does it have Jerry Lewis in?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
it, not that version.
This is a different one.
This is the.
This is Is it, don Knotts?
No, it's got Fred McMurray init.
Pear Trap we talked about.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You know what Murray Babes in Toyland?
That know what murray babes intoyland?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
that sounds like a fucking strip club.
Sergeant cast.
There's a son of flow.
They did a sequel to that.
I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, it's like son of mask.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's awesome yeah, there's, there's summer magic,
that's another haley mills it'sone of those kind of it's a,
it's just one of those familymovies where, like hayley mills
and her family, they lose theirhome in like an upscale boston
home and they have to move outto some fuck it out the sticks
and they meet people and blahblah oh, so kind of like it's
(17:18):
for richer or poorer a littlebit.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Ever seen that movie?
Yeah, fucking tim allen andchristianity, it's so good, uh,
zoro, zoro that's all salt, allthe ugly dachshund.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I love that movie as a kid.
Never heard of it.
Uh, it's, it's basically thisugly dachshund it's, it's the
movie.
It's basically they have, theytrain, uh, they train these dogs
.
They're basically train onthese dogs.
They no, they're like, well,they have a kennel and they,
(17:52):
they do, they fuck the dogs isbingo.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is that a disney movie?
Disney's bingo dude, because Ilove bingo.
No, probably not bingo.
The 1991 film?
If it's Disney, that'sdefinitely one.
I don't think it is.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
The Love Bug that was always my favorite one, that
stupid car they had like asequel.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, it's TriStar, Son of a bitch.
Oh okay, Bingo dude.
That movie was phenomenal, man.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't think I've ever seen it.
Maybe Snowball Express.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Dude, have you never seen Bingo Dude Bingo's?
It's a 1991 film.
Okay, it's about.
Okay.
So this guy, this kid, his dadis the kicker for the Denver
Broncos, Okay, Okay, and he'snot allowed to have a pet.
So he, this dog.
(18:48):
He finds this dog and he bringsthem home and he tries to sneak
them around the house, whilethe dog shits in the driveway
and his dad walks around with noshoes on because he's a kicker
and wants to.
I don't know, it's real weird.
Well, he ends up getting, findsout that the the he's got a dog
, gets pissed, kicks the dog out, ends up getting traded to the
Green Bay Packers and they leavethe dog behind.
(19:12):
And the kid's smart, he'spissing on like road signs and
shit.
So the dog can find his way andthe dog's traveling all the way
through this fucking.
It's almost like Pee Wee's BigAdventure Okay, With a dog.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
So the dog's heading to Green Bay to find his fucking
new owners and shit oh,speaking of peewee's big
adventure, I don't know ifthey're doing work on the alamo
or something.
I saw a meme today or yesterdaywhere they're like they're
doing work under the alamo andsomeone goes oh look, they found
an ancient bike in the alamo.
They somebody fuckingphotoshopped peewee's bike in
the in the picture of theconstruction.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hello did you see he's coming out with a
documentary.
I saw that.
I want to see that.
I cannot wait.
It's going.
I think it's going to netflix,right?
I?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
think, I think so, or ?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
max.
It's going to one of those, um.
But also I was telling john theother day, um, I should have
brought him.
I didn't't even think about it.
I should have brought my SteveUrkel doll.
Oh yeah, that was Dude $10 atthe flea market and his pull
string still works, steve Urkel.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
The Apple Duplicate.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Fucking plane strings , yeah, so if I wouldn't pull
your string, you wouldApparently Popeye was a Disney
film.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What Apparently Popeye wouldn't pull your string
he would.
Apparently, popeye was a disneyfilm.
What apparently popeye was wasa disney movie.
I didn't.
It's what it says here on thislist.
No way, maybe it wasdistributed by disney you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I know you join in dude.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I was hoping tron tr's a good one.
There's a new Tron coming out.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Holy shit, I love the old Tron.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I haven't seen any of the newer ones.
Oh, return to Oz.
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I love that one.
That movie scares the piss outof me.
I didn't know that was Disney.
Yeah Well, something's gettingkicked out of the top five all
the top five.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Oh, fly to the navigator.
How did I forget about fly tothe navigator?
Okay, I I gotta bump the numberfive out, whatever I had as my
life paramount pictures, dude,and maybe it's distributed maybe
it's oh, beauty, vista is anarm of disney though production
companies paramount walt disneyrobert evan evans and king
features dude this, this movieright here, flight of the
navigator.
It's about this boy who he getsum picked up by this alien
(21:31):
spaceship.
It gets accidentally taken backin time or take it into the
future, so or he loses time.
So the the robot in thespaceship is voiced by paul
rubens, by peewee hermit.
That's awesome, it's fucking.
It's a good movie.
It's peewee, it was peeweedisney no, how do I?
Shrug the kid, now we'regetting.
I forgot about that now we'regetting to like the shit that we
(21:53):
grew up with.
Oh fuck, yeah how do I shrugthe kids as a classic uh the
rocketeer, I like that one.
I never got into that one.
Howdy, I blew up the kid MightyDucks Homeward Bound.
I never got into it, you neverliked that.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, I never got into it.
Okay, too many animals.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Too many animals.
Hocus Pocus you said thatearlier.
A Cool Roddy he's all the sameyear.
Blank Check, blank Check.
That's a great one.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
With blank check, blank check, that's a great one.
With the, the, with the fbiagent who gives off checks in,
or monkey business, or those two.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
There's like monkey trouble, monkey trouble okay, I
wonder if that's not sure, I'mjust gonna.
I'm just going down this listwhat is it?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
what are the we're in ?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
the eight.
We're in the 90s now.
What is it now?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
the santa claus santa .
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Fuck, forgot about that too.
There's heavyweights man of thehouse.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Man of the house.
God damn, I need like a top 10.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like I said, it's really hard to fucking hone in
on five.
First Kid was all right, wasokay, I never watched that.
It was okay.
D3 to Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I liked Mighty Ducks too.
Yeah, it was my favorite 101Dalmatians.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
with Glenn Close they remade that Dark Cat in 1997.
Was it Hook, was Hook Disney?
Oh no, no, it was.
That was Spielberg's thing.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And that bottom one's one of the good ones.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Jungle to Jungle, mimi Siku.
Oh, I love this George of theJungle, this is funny, this is
hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
George of the.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
This is funny, this is hilarious George of the oh my
God, dude George of the Jungleis fucking amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
He's like a sun tummy .
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Oh, here you go, bro, Rocket man dude.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh fuck, I forgot about Rocket man.
How, what's that, mr?
What is it?
Mr Magoo, oh, mr Magoo.
Leslie Nielsen, leslie.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Nielsen is Mr Magoo, I saw that at theaters, it's
okay.
It's nothing to write homeabout.
The remake to the Paratrap,that's okay.
Mighty Joe Young, inspectorGadget.
I hated it.
I hated the fucking rhymeaction version of Inspector
Gadget.
Did not care for it.
That's not such well.
(24:06):
Something over the titans,that's a great one.
Uh, the rookie, the countrybears.
I remember that I never watchedsanta claus 2 electric boogaloo
, lizzie mcguire movie piratesoh yeah pirates I don't like
those.
I, I don't like them.
Not a big fan.
(24:27):
Freaky Friday you know they'remaking a sequel to this, to this
version, with Lindsay Lohan andJamie Lee Curtis.
No, they're doing another oneLike Freakier Friday or some
shit like that.
I could give two shits.
Yeah, this is a good movie.
Miracle this is a good movie.
Miracle bought the 1980 hockeyteam national treasure, it's
(24:51):
okay.
The pacifier this has beendiesel, right.
Yes, that's, it's okay, I likeI like the game.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Was it the game plan?
Does that showed up yet?
Oh, I'm not sure it was thegame playing with a rock.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, that was a good one that was actually
a really good one if, dude,this is one of the best golf
movies ever made.
It's got, it's got.
Uh, shiloh buff, you've seenthis.
Right if you see this movie nooh, smith, and it isn't it.
Oh no, no no, that's, that'sbanger vance.
This is about francis we met,who was an amateur, who won the
us championship.
Oh yeah, yeah, he was the onlylike I think he's at right at
(25:28):
the time.
Even now, he's the only amateurto ever win the us open.
This is a great fucking movie.
Uh, glory hole, oh, glory road,sorry.
Oh yeah, they remade the shaggydog with tim allen.
Horrible, uh, invincible.
This is a good football movieabout vince papale yeah, you
(25:50):
know what's funny?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
it's always.
Sunny did an episode about thatoh really because he played for
the eagles.
Yeah, dude, no joke, uh, dude,okay.
So I know I always ask you todo this.
Let's go go to YouTube.
Okay, look up.
The Gang Gets Invincible.
Oh my God, it's so good.
(26:13):
Oh, right there, donovan McNabb.
Okay, so they're like, yeah,we're giving you a keynote
speaker since the New Kids onthe Block movie, and it's always
Alvin from Bill Cosby and theypretended he's Donovan McNabb.
He pretended he was Tiger Woodsat one point in the show.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
We're doing these trials for you.
Because of your harassment andyour love for the New Kids on
the Block movie.
You paid your $30 fee.
We promise you a keynotespeaker.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Donovan McNabb.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
All right, bring him up.
Bring him up, dude McNabb.
Gentlemen, hi, it's good here.
Yeah, that's cool.
Let's put your park brake on.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Donovan McNabb.
Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb.
I guys, I'm Donovan McNabb.
I play quarterback for thePhiladelphia Eagles and I'm here
to tell you that you can too,if you start every day with a
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(27:21):
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I'm loving it.
Can I get the check?
That's good.
What the hell was that?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Thanks, donny, that was not Donovan McNabb.
That was not Donovan McNabbSprint.
Yes, it was.
Sprint Was that the guy fromthe Cosby show.
Was that the guy from the Cosbyshow?
That was?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
the guy from the comic.
That was the guy from.
Yeah, he was married to SondraAlvin Alvin.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
He had the guy from you know what Splats.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
And they did that.
There was a reoccurring joke inthe series, so they kept
bringing him.
They brought him back again.
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Okay.
So what was funny is Okay.
So Frank, danny DeVito ispaying in this.
He wants to marry this whore.
Okay, and um and D is with herand she's trying to teach her
not to be a hooker anymore.
And she goes, and she goes oh,it's a client.
She gets a phone call.
She goes it's a client, and shegoes Roxy, which is a whore's
(28:20):
name.
She goes you don't have to dothat anymore.
Frank wants to to marry you.
She's like this is Tiger Woods,what Tiger Woods?
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, so like they're meeting, and she's like, um,
and he shows up and he's gotlike the Nike hat on and the red
polo, okay, and he goes.
He comes in and he goes.
She goes Roxy, he's not fucking, this, ain't Tiger Woods.
And she goes I don't care, aslong as he pays me $500 to touch
(28:52):
my feet.
He goes what?
Touch your feet?
And he goes wow, can I get iton there?
And she goes your feet arefreakishly huge because she's
got huge feet.
Yeah, and he goes and, uh, shelooks at him and she goes you
interested?
And he's like well, we canmaybe kick those uh shoes off
and talk about it.
Dude, it's funnier now.
(29:13):
So he's, yeah, he's got areoccurring role, okay, in the
show.
And then the big black guy thatwas yelling sprints, that's a
dude from couples.
Retreat, that black dude.
Yeah, he also played big wormin friday that's right.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, he was also an elf as eyes on love.
I think that's his name was hean elf as the manager yeah, toy
department we don't sing in thenorth pole yes, we do.
Yes, we do no we don't work isyour favorite.
Uh, we're gonna, we're gonnatake a little break.
Uh, we've actually received, uh, uh, ad space.
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(29:50):
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I don't know what the exchangerate is for this shit.
Yeah, they insisted on Germanfrancs.
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All they did was just yell atus in German.
So I think we honestly I do knowthat I think we are getting two
memberships to their club, yeahand for some reason I ended up
signing up for a membership, soI don't know exactly what's
(30:24):
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Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the BestFreaking Podcast.
It's Every Day with Jon and Jaybaby.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt.
You got that, motherfucker.
Now check it out.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Hey, hey welcome back yeah welcome.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Uh, I'm so tired.
Uh, we are back and, uh, wetalked about disney movies the
first half, but I think, uh, asper tradition, as what we love
to do here, I think Jay has somefucking music stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I do Okay.
So the first song I heard today.
It's by Illicit Thoughts andthe song is called Lifeless.
I like the band name, IllicitThoughts, and it's called
Lifeless, Holy shit.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Yeah, the video looks pretty promising.
Your life is changing.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It comes right out of the gate, it's defining.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
I'm lifeless.
Nothing to calm the anger,nothing to calm the pain.
Nothing to calm the pain,nothing to calm the irritation
that builds up every day.
Look inside my closet.
Tell me what you see Memoriesof the person that used to be me
.
Nothing to numb the pressure,nothing to numb the hate,
(34:16):
nothing to numb the anxiety thatbuilds up every day Silence.
You'll see I'm a deep grave.
Now that I'm gone, you will seeI am the.
I am a.
I am a monument To all yoursins Gradually falling Into my
(34:38):
grave.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Oh, I like that piano interlude.
Dude, that's sweet Sick.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, lifeless is the number one song.
Did you buy this on OneNote?
No, oh okay.
This is just one I heard on theFacebook reels oh okay, there's
just one I heard on like theFacebook reels oh okay,
everything you eat, everythingyou wish you could escape.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh, that's sick.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's nasty.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
That's nasty that.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
That's like Marilyn Manson, yeah, like motionless
and white Kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, that's all syncing.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Our soul is nasty.
That's sick yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
All right, so the other song, okay, it's called
Making Blind, I See, and EveryCloud has a Silver Rope.
Making Blind, I See.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
And then Every Cloud has a Silver R.
That's the name of the song.
Where'd you hear?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
this at.
I think it just came on myAmazon, oh, okay.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I wasted so much time on your surveillance.
You didn't even wanna change.
So try to pay up and tell foryour time.
Then you'll have to say it wasmine, so let's make it.
You forgot the reason.
Why would I know?
Put yourself to the ground soas I wait for the end.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Too little, too late.
Don't leave myself to blame.
I should have seen, you werealways, but every cloud has a
silver rope.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Try not to hang with it.
Try not to hang with it.
Try not to hang with it.
I love that shit, bro.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, this is the number one song by these guys.
That's, yeah, I like that.
Okay, the next one's um FilthStay Gutter.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Don't these guys do like chin check or whatever, I
don't know.
Chin check, get yourself ready.
Oh yeah, these dudes areawesome.
I definitely have probablyheard this already.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Okay, Thank you More swagger Dude.
(39:31):
These guys are awesome, Is thata?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
block dude.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah, that bass tone is fucking disgusting that
downtune shit.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, that's bad.
I'm gonna change, I'm gonnachange, I'm gonna change, I'm
gonna change.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
I remember the days before everything had changed.
Now we gotta watch what thefuck we say, and every day
there's someone new.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Whether you get good or gross, that's fucking nasty.
It's so gross, gotta gang.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I love their song Chin Check.
It's fucking amazing.
You ever heard of that song?
No.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
You know what it is.
Get your legs split, bitch.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Get your legs split bitch, ah, ah, ah.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
At the top comment.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
It says the combined might of that guitar and bass
token toppled governments.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I wanna see what comes out of this?
Oh God, this is fucking S-tiershit.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
It is dude All over the place.
No face, no case.
If there's no face, there's nocase.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
What a kick in the fucking gut.
Kick it out of the way.
What?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
a kick in the fucking gut.
What a kick in the fucking gut.
He's got a Howard sound to him.
A little bit dude.
He's a lot harder than fuckingHoward.
Yeah, little bit dude, he's alot harder than fucking.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Howard, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Dude, that's fucking great.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Oh dude, these things are nasty.
Put that boy in a bus, make himrisk his life.
Try to come for me.
You got some fucking nerve.
Say it with your motherfuckingchest bitch.
You can't rock it with amotherfucking bass bitch.
Say it with your motherfuckingchest bitch.
I ain't done it.
I don't fuck.
With Smile in my face Watchingand waiting for somebody to take
my place.
Nobody needs for free.
(43:48):
You might just get something,cause you're good motherfucker.
Stay in your place Before Icatch a game.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Before I catch a gun.
I like that.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Get your shit wrecked .
I love that.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
That's nasty dude.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
I love these dudes, man.
Good call, I didn't hear that.
I've never heard that othersong before.
All right, next band All right,everything's Taken New.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Life.
Let didn't hear that.
I've never heard that othersong before.
All right, next band, all right, everything's Taken New Life.
What's the name of the song?
I don't remember any of thesesongs, dude, because I just
screenshotted them, dude, sowe'd have them.
Everything's Taken New Life.
(45:30):
Yeah, thanks for watching.
Kind of reminds me of Phil.
Where do you hear this?
Speaker 4 (45:35):
at Amazon.
Oh really yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Doesn't he sound like fucking Phil in some way?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
These guys?
I might have seen them atfucking.
This might be the band we sawat fucking.
They sound like Phil and Sama along time ago, Because when you
were pulling them up, the topvideo looked familiar.
The top video up above thatlooked familiar.
Right, Did we watch that onealready?
(46:44):
We may have watched this before.
I think we watched it.
Speaker 6 (46:47):
It's actually going to be our single.
We're releasing.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It is.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
It's the same band.
Oh, didn't you tell the guythat he sounded like?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
him.
Yeah, I told him he did.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
And he's like.
Well, I think I sound like me.
But you know, thanks, All right.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
So the next band is called the defect and it's
called into the void.
The song's called into thedefect I like the defect into
the void.
Like I said, I don't rememberwhat these sound like, but we'll
figure it out, I think so.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Sign me the fuck up for this.
Ooh, oh, all right, dude.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
I love this fucking techno shit.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Oh okay, Interesting route A little male-female.
Yeah you got a bit of aninteresting dynamic here.
I love that when she's singingbehind him.
That's great.
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 6 (49:00):
Ah, it's a good boy okay, so I like that.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Okay.
So here's one that I found on ametal show and took a chance on
because the album look.
Oh man, this is uh not rtusually.
Oh okay, these are those minuteand a half minute songs of
thrashy blast oh, holy shit,like, like you know, okay, so
this one's called raw noise isthe name of the band.
(50:02):
Raw noise and scum will rise'scalled Raw Noise is the name of
the band.
Raw Noise and Scum Will Rise Upto the Top is the name of the
song, and they all start out thesame.
Yeah, I'll get ready for this.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
That was like the entire EP.
Well, that's like seven minutesworth.
Seven minutes worth, holy shit,I'd kill myself.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Oh my god.
I got it for like $2.
$2.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
British hardcore punk band.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
I'm sweating dude.
This vocalist is cracking me upman Ah, dude, ah Ah.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
This is just pure chaos.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
It is Dude, that is just pure chaos.
It is dude.
That is just pure fucking chaos.
Okay, the other band I got wasit's called elixir, elixir,
elixir and um, this is adifferent.
It's not metal, it's more likekind of like 80s metal a little
bit, I think.
Um, and it's uh, the number onesong of theirs is Son of Odin,
so very looks like mythologicalor Viking kind of shit, kind of
(52:08):
like a Monomarth, but it's not aMonomarth.
I don't know.
This is another $2 album I gotfrom the metal show, but I like
these guys a little bit better.
I'm not really into the blastbeat, not me.
What is that called?
Deathcore?
Deathcore?
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Death metal.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
This is their number one song on Amazon Music the Son
of Omni.
I like the ambience.
I'm kind of digging it.
Have you heard this yet?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I have not listened to their album yet.
Oh, okay, I looked them up justto see what they were, you know
when I got them in.
But I I did order a couplealbums today Off the show, off,
uh, the five dollar holla.
Oh, I like kind of like oldblack, savage kind of style,
(53:14):
like fucking, uh dio this is sodeliciously 80s, I love it.
Speaker 4 (53:42):
Yeah, I love this.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I don't know if this is the album I got.
I don't remember.
Like the picture on my albumisn't what's on here.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh, I think.
Yeah, this is the album I got.
It's called the Idol, okay, andthe biggest song on there is
called the Return.
So it's the Return, I rememberbecause it has lightning on it.
So it's called the Return.
This is the number one song offthis album.
It's like a minute 18 long.
(54:28):
That's crazy.
That sucks because it's theintro.
It's the first song on thealbum.
Maybe it's the only one thatpeople listen to.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
They're like I'm giving up.
That can't be good.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
I love that fucking 80s shit Ball.
With the ball it does soundlike that.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
It does sound like that.
It does sound like that.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
My name is Kid Kid Rock.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
Check out.
Okay.
So since that one Death Dealeris the number two song on this
album, it's a pretty closesecond Death Dealer.
Okay, let's see if this hasfucking got music on it.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Slap it to me, I feel like I'm an old, like 80s cop
movie.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
This is from 2003.
Really.
Yeah, it definitely does have ait definitely does have like a
(56:02):
it doesn't seem like theychanged very much.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
The brushes.
Yeah, in 20 years.
I'm telling you what, though?
I like that other song better.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah, that was sweet.
Yeah, I love the vibes of that.
It has a very old.
It has a Black Sabbath sound toit, sabbath-y, feel to it,
right Like heaven and hell fromlike fucking Black Sabbath Right
.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Oh man dude, okay.
Speaking of which dude?
Okay.
So I went to the flea marketSaturday, Okay, and I ended up
buying a couple albums and Icouldn't believe I found them
for as cheap as they were.
I got Dire Straits album withWalk of Life and Money for
Nothing.
The only thing I didn't get wasthe Sultans of Swing.
(56:40):
Okay, if that would have beenon there.
That would have been theultimate album I got it for $10.
Speaker 4 (56:44):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Then salt and a swing .
Okay, if that would have beenon there, that would have been
the ultimate album.
I got it for 10 bucks, okay,okay.
Then I also got the eaglesgreatest hits for 10 bucks.
Nice, I was dude at first.
I found hotel california andI'm like, oh cool, 10 bucks.
Holy shit, the greatest hits 10bucks.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
Uh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a man
after midnight age, I haven'tdone chocolate bar.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
That was us when we were kids, right?
But yeah, nope, and that is theend of my music for this week.
That was a lot of bands.
Yeah, I liked it, dude, thatfucking loud.
That chick singer dude.
I love that dynamic man, yeahthat's.
(57:26):
I love a female male dynamic,like I love female vocalists.
I love it when they pop me likemen into it and females sing in
the background, like lacunacoil did it really well.
I can't remember the other bandoh, I want to say morpheus, but
it's not morpheus.
I can't remember what thefucking other band that I used
to fucking jam and it doesn'tpay.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
That's really good at that.
I'm trying to find them realquick like a male female vocal
band oh, this is right here.
I may have played this for you.
I may have not.
This is called make them suffer.
Sounds familiar.
I may have played this for youbefore I think yeah, I remember
this 80s stuff.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
This is like one of my favorite songs, the.
The wrong way to set the cityis by ruse Taxi psycho, Taxi
psycho.
With their own ignorance, youcynically iron Taxi psycho.
It's the way to.
Speaker 4 (59:14):
There's a light upon your chest, Taxi psycho.
He got a big chorus with thefemale vocalist so you can face
yourself.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
It's fucking hot dude , yeah, yeah remember we were
listening to a metal band lastweek or whatever, where the dude
was just standing there singinglike it didn't look like he was
screaming at all.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
Yeah, that was jarring, dude.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
That was fucking hilarious.
Oh yeah, because we werechoosing them off the side.
Speaker 4 (59:55):
Yeah, oh, that's right.
We were doing kind of aroulette thing Like a roulette
thing with fucking metal bandsdude.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
It was a lot of fun, pleasure.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Excuse me, fucking metal bands dude it was a lot of
fun, excuse me, yeah, I, Ithink I've played that song for
you before, but I it justreminds me great song.
Yeah, I love dude.
That's like definitely on myone of my playlists, so I can't
get this gideon song out of myfucking brain.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Though, dude, I'm still listening more power, more
still listening to wage war,wage war, dude that tombstone
song.
Hey, dude, you check out Low.
Check out Low by Wage War.
I know we play Wage War everyweek, but fuck it, Wage War Low.
And this is one of my brother'sfavorite songs.
It's got like a toned downmiddle, which is crazy Okay.
(01:00:41):
It's like surrounded byanimosity and toned down middle,
which is crazy Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
It's like, surrounded by animosity in the toned down.
So keep on telling me that I'mgonna pull through, but you
don't know.
No, like I do.
Yeah, I love that shit, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Fucking love that.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Black Love that shit.
Yeah, fucking love that.
Yeah, this is mighty fine metalCorder.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I can't wait to see these guys.
I love the harmonizing shit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Dude, that song Tombstone Is like my favorite of
theirs Cause that fucking outroriff.
Oh my god.
Did we listen to it?
Yeah, I think we listened to it.
That song Tombstone is like myfavorite of theirs because that
fucking outro riff oh dude, jamit, oh my god, did we listen to
it?
Yeah, we've heard it.
I think we listened to it, butI don't know if you remember it,
though it's my favorite.
This is my favorite song oftheirs.
Dude, that outro riff is thestuff of gods.
(01:02:23):
It reminds me of like oldPantera, because they used to do
outro riffs like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Mine's Death Roll Always will be Wade's wore Death
Roll.
Dude Nails, Nails is anotherone.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
With the number five.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
yeah, yeah that was great.
Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
This song has just been.
I'm so hooked on these guys.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Oh yeah, we were talking about this dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I want to make an Undertaker music video.
Yeah, you said that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Dude this outro riff after this breakdow part.
It's so awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
You tell them I'm coming and hell's coming with me
.
It's so awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
That is so, pantera, right there, oh so groovy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Like to be, honest, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I am like next month I get to see these guys in.
Well, actually it's coming upyeah, soon oh yeah, may and be
into may yeah breaking benjaminstained and wage war.
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
It's such a weird fucking comment it is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I don't give a shit about breaking benjamin, because
I've already seen him stained.
It's like, yeah, I've seenaaron lewis, I don't mind seeing
stained it's cool.
I'm either or yeah, I just wantto see him get pissed right.
So I'm hoping somebody feelssomebody up and then, um, but
wage war is what I'm reallylooking for.
I'm getting a fucking wage warshirt that's gonna fucking
happen hell yeah I don't give afuck if I get a breaking
(01:04:21):
benjamin shirt.
I don't care if I get a stainedshirt I might see a breaking
benjamin.
Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
That'd be cool I've seen them already like, like in
a festival or like in a small Isaw him at the blossom.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Oh okay, sarah and I went.
Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Remember when I told you, I was like oh, I was
fucking tripping balls when thestirrup was on.
Yes, because I saw them gingeroh yeah, ginger, you did see
that dude.
Yeah them ginger and disturbed,that's right.
That's a sweet fucking lineup,dude, for that kind of oh, dude,
I was so fucking high.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I love ginger.
Well, dude, okay.
So my brother-in-law gives mean edible and he's like, hey,
these are gonna.
I'm like, okay, when are thesegonna hit?
They're gonna hit like a couplehours, you'll be fine, you know
like it should be.
You know a couple hours.
I'm like, okay, we'll do thefirst.
They haven't even started yet.
We're good, take it sittingthere, hasn't hit, has a hit?
Hasn't hit?
Disturbs headlining middle ofdisturbed set.
(01:05:14):
Everything went.
I'm like am I leaning?
I can't tell if I'm leaning ornot.
Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
And I'm not kidding, I was waving back and forth.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
And I'm like me I'm always paranoid, I'm always
worried somebody notices thatI'm high.
I shouldn't have driven home,but it was the hardest drive
home I ever had to do, because Iwanted to pass out.
Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
So fucking bad.
Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
And I was high, oh my God, and it was stupid to drive
home, but my wife wasn't goingto drive my truck.
So because I was in my truck,so me, wife, jake, Jane, oh man,
all in my truck and I amdriving all the way from
Cleveland, jeez Back home.
High as balls and about to passthe fuck out.
(01:06:08):
Oh my God, yes.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Well, speaking of passing out, I'm about to fall
asleep too, because it'snight-night time.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
And we got to go.
It is because we're fucking old.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
We're old yeah, I might go golfing tomorrow, I
don't know, Do it, it'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Wear a jacket, Just wear a jacket.
I've been watching.
By the way, speaking ofTombstone, I've been watching a
movie actually oh, Val Kilmerand fucking Kurt Russell.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
It's a great movie.
Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I didn't realize how many good fucking actors and
stuff in it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
It's a fantastic film .
But yeah, with that being said,we do have to leave you Final
thoughts for today.
Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Just want to say thank you to everybody for
listening.
Thank you, tony dude, foralways listening.
I know you do Appreciateeverybody.
Hopefully enjoy our skits andthings.
Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Skittles album is in the works.
Yeah, we started today.
Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
We just got to get his ass ungrounded.
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Yeah, we got to get him ungrounded so he could do
the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
But we already got like the intro, saw like the
little intro for it and it's,it's, it's awesome.
We tried to call.
Like I said, we tried to callhim tonight and it's my answer
yeah, it's.
His mom answer was like nope,he's still grounded for another
week.
Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
So yeah, so sorry everybody.
Uh, you can find us on all ofthe uh places you like.
Listen to stuff like podcastsand whatnot.
And well, not on whatnot, that'dbe, that'd be funny if they had
podcasts or whatnot.
But, uh, you can find us onSpotify and Apple music and all
those places.
Uh, yeah, and we appreciateeveryone's listenership from all
around the world and the U S,especially Germany.
(01:07:38):
Uh, our good friends atAuschwitz, good friends at
auschwitz, they have provided usuh with some, uh with some uh
advertising revenue.
So we appreciate that fromthose guys, uh and uh.
With that being said, we'll seeyou guys next week.
Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
They don't hold any hard feelings from ww2, that's
right now ww2.
That's nice of them hitler wasa sensitive man.
Hitler was a sensitive man,that's anal con dude.
Oh okay, I was like what's that, bro dude?
You gotta play it play.
Hitler was a sensitive man,it's only anal con dude.
Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Oh okay, I was like what's that for?
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Dude, you got to play it.
Play Hitler was a sensitive man.
It's only like a 30-second song.
It's fucking anal con Hitlerwas a sensitive man.
I'm surprised it's not comingup.
Probably took it off.
Yep, there it is Metal spokenword.
This dude's just going to readit.
(01:08:25):
He's just going to read theirlyrics, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Oh, it's just, it's a spoken word, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Hey there, today on MSW, I'll be reading a poem for
one of our more cultured viewers.
This is a poem by one of themost deep, insightful, tolerant
and downright inspirationalwriters that has come out of the
metal scene in the last fewyears.
This is going to be a pleasurefor me to read to you, this
(01:09:02):
one's for Patricio Benedesu.
This is Hitler was a sensitiveman.
Hitler was a sensitive man.
He went to art school when hewas younger.
He wanted to be a painter.
Hitler was a vegetarian.
He was also a non-smoker.
Hitler was a sensitive man.
He hired gay and handicappedofficers.
(01:09:25):
He was concerned aboutoverpopulation.
If Hitler were alive today, Iwant to hear the actual song.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
There, it is right there that pooter cooter Is that
.
It Is that it.
That's a fucking cover song,dude, oh my god, I think it's
the second one.
Dude, is that Eno Kahn?
This song's about Hitler,hitler fucking cover song.
Dude, oh my God, I know you'reright, I think it's the second
one.
Dude, Is that Inokan.
Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
This song's about Hitler.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Hitler was a rock.
Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Hitler was a rock.
Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Hitler was a sassy man.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Hitler was a sassy man.
Hitler was a sassy man.
Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Oh, my sweet Jesus Christ, that is anal cunt dude.
Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
I love anal cunt, that's funny.
You can't tell what they'resaying.
Fam full of retards.
I think Phil and Sam will helpdo that.
Okay, yeah, because he did the.
Your parents are ashamed ofthemselves and you, fam full of
retards.
Fam full of retards, you'redrooling yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
That's the name of the song.
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
We always want to add on a high note yeah, um, so if
you love that thrashy, reallythrashy fucking metal, fucking
deathcore or whatever it is, uh,that's anal kind.
Anal kind was just here to bemean that's what it was like.
I think one was like your,yours, your, my sister was hot
so I fucked her or something.
Your dad was a fax or beat theshit out of him or something
(01:11:11):
like that.
There's a lot of fucking songsthat are just like what the fuck
man?
Just like hate, pure fuckinghate.
Anal car.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Except for hitler was a sensitive man yeah and uh,
apparently he ran a very uh, avery successful gym.
Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
So with that said, we'll see you guys next week I'm
john bricker and I'm jasonscherger goodbye.
It's everyday with John and Jay Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeOf it's Everyday With John and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Hey everybody, welcome toanother episode of it's Everyday
with John and Ajay.
We're on big 170.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What's up, what's?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
up.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What's up?
What's up?
We've been working on shit fora couple hours now.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, no joke.
At the time of this recordingit's almost 20 till like 10 pm.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Usually we're done by nine.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So I had to text my wife and tell her to feed the
dog.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, we got some cool shit that works Well
podcast related, but it isn't.
It is, but it's not.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Our good friend Skittles.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
we're helping him produce his album, so we're kind
of working in conjuncture withhim and trying to get that all
situated.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We were going to have him call tonight, but
unfortunately he's stillgrounded.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, he uses an old Nokia cell phone and he doesn't
have enough minutes.
So it's free nights andweekends and unfortunately, yeah
, he just doesn't have enoughminutes to call in.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So I'm playing like snake on there yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Play it, Snake it up.
So yeah, the weather isstarting to turn nicer and we
hope the weather outside isweather fucking.
Paul rudd from fucking yeah,forgetting sarah marshall yeah,
(02:57):
uh, there's pain behind youreyes uh, we're to the point in
ohio where it's like it would benice for a few days that it
gets cold, and then it gets niceand cold, so it fucks with your
sign you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You know what I call ohio.
Ohio is the sheriff ofnottingham that is ohio.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Like, would you just speak in like?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
back.
As soon as you got, as soon asyou got good weather, here, he,
he comesDum-da-dum-dum-da-doo-de-doo.
I think of the cartoon one.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Oh, the cartoon version.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, dum-da-dum-dum-da-doo.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, Prince John loves his taxes.
Every town has its ups anddowns.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Sometimes I'll number the towns when he's pounding
that dog's foot.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh oh, Cling, oh, oh oh now you listen to here.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Now you're going to find yourself in a hang.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Now is there for our friar talk.
You, you're going to end up onan end of a deuce.
You listen, you, you, you, ohdear the friar, they're going to
hang friar, no, oh, hang fryer,no, oh, hey, fryer talk.
What a great underrated it'ssuch an underrated it is my
(04:13):
favorite.
It's my favorite it's my topfive for sure it's 100, it's my
number one.
It's.
It's a great number one.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I love it.
It's so tough because you gotlike, you got like fucking goofy
movie that's up there for metoo, like um, I'd say dude.
So dude, let's do this, becauseI know we've done it before.
Let's do it again.
Fuck it, okay, um.
Top five disney cartoon movies.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Right though my top five all time.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I want to see if I match up at all Disney cartoon
Like Disney animated.
Disney animated it could bePixar as well, but it has to be
animated, not can't pick soundof music or fucking core
runnings.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Right Right.
Mighty Ducks 2.
Mighty Ducks 2.
Electric Boogaloo, disneyanimated.
I'm a big Aladdin fan.
I'm going to put Aladdin 1because I love Aladdin.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They make good thermoses and shit.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What yeah, Aladdin?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
There's a thermos company called Aladdin.
Yeah, it's Aladdin thermosesand lunchboxes and shit.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
A lot of the school ones we had when we were kids
were made from Aladdin.
Yeah, could be Aladon, I haveno idea.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Aladon, it could be aladdin.
I have no idea.
Aladdin, it could be aladdin.
Um, a goofy movie is probablyin my, as you notice, that's
probably uh, just trying tothink.
Um, I'm gonna put him on thespot today yeah, uh, there's so
(05:44):
many, there's so many to choosefrom.
The original toy story isdefinitely up there.
Uh, I know aladdin for sure.
Number one, uh, that's numbertwo.
Number two I would put therobin hood as number two.
That's a good one.
Uh, that I would put as three.
Probably beauty.
I like Beauty and the Beast, 3.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's forbidden Forbidden.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Dude, you had me rolling that one day, because
the lady at the Y, she cleans onthe other end of the Y and
you're like, yeah, sometimes shehad to say it's forbidden Some
lady was trying to go over tothe other part of the Y.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's right, you don't get to go over there once
they're closed right, they had a.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, they had a thing up, yeah and so she's.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I said it's forbidden .
It's forbidden.
And john knew exactly what itwas.
He was shooting basketballsbehind me and didn't he knew
exactly what I was talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
So beauty and beast be your three uh, three, little
mermaid four and I would saygoofy movie five nice, all right
, so mine would be robin hoodnumber one okay number two would
be a goofy movie.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Of course.
Number three um, I'm going tothrow, I'm going to put out
pinocchio oh, yeah, that's agood one.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, I love pinocchio.
Will crack my top 10 for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes, uh, pinocchio, and then the last two would be,
I would say, aladdin, would benumber four, okay, and then
number five would be the LittleMermaid.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, that's solid.
It's a solid list.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Now live movies.
Oh, live action movies, liveaction movies.
There's a ton.
Yes, okay, which one?
Mary Poppins is number one.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Mary.
Mary Poppins is number one.
Mary Poppins is number one,that's a good one.
Herbie the Love Bug would benumber two, okay.
Three would be Parent Trap,okay.
What would four?
Four, live action, disney Fuck.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, you rattled those off real quick.
I had three.
You were ready for them.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I had my top three ready to go.
Two more I like man, I can'tthink of.
I mean, there's so many, it'shard to choose.
Definitely Maybe Because I'm abig Hayley Millss fan, so maybe,
(08:06):
like it received it.
Summer magic was one of myfavorites.
That's a kind of a obscuredisney live action and I would
say bed knobs and broomsticks,those yeah all right, so mine
would be.
Number one would be um coldrunnings okay, that's, yeah,
that's yep, two would beheavyweights that is a disney
(08:27):
movie okay okay, um, another onewould be I would say three.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm gonna throw hocus pocus in there.
Okay, three is hocus pocus.
Uh, four, um god, I'm not gonnago the same route you did.
Mine's totally different.
I'm gonna throw.
You know, honestly, I'm gonnaput five.
I'm putting nightmare,nightmare before christmas.
Is five?
Okay, um, number four, uh, I'mgonna say mighty ducks.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
2 okay I love d2 man, I grew up watching d2 see my,
my mom, and my mother, she, uh,she watched.
She had me watch all the disneylive actions that she watched
as a kid, so I was brainwashed.
I was so all the 60s, the.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Pear.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Trap was great.
Pear Trap is iconic and it'sjust like she exposed me to all
those 60s, like the Shaggy Dog,but that was more of a 50s.
That Darn Cat dog, but that wasmore of a, that's like the 50s.
You know, 60, you know not.
That darn cat, uh, if you ever,if again, all these 60s live
action anime, you know, uh,chitty chitty, bang bang wasn't
(09:32):
disney.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I almost said that, but then it I almost said it
takes two um because I like thatone, but I don't think chitty
chitty bang bang is is.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
The songs are written by the same guys who wrote mary
poppins the sherman brothers,so I could see the similarities.
I almost said that, but I Idon't.
It's not a is.
The songs are written by thesame guys who wrote Mary Poppins
the Sherman brothers, so Icould see the similarities.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I almost said that, but I don't.
It's not a.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Disney movie.
It's very close, it's similar,but, like I said, I think I
think that's just theappropriation of the Sherman
brothers musical stylings, whereit's very similar to Mary
Poppins, like the whole meat.
My meal, bamboo, is a definite.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Me Old Bamboo, Me Old Bamboo.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah it's a take on Stepping Time.
It's got the same kind ofrhythmic kind of style to it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
This is Dick Van Dyke , dude.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Dick Van Dyke is the man dude.
Like I said, I was a big HayleyMills person, so like that Darn
Cat.
Have you seen that, Darn Cat?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Have you ever seen all those old 60s?
That's Hayley Mills the onethat played Parent Trap.
Parent Trap, yeah the girl.
Yeah, See, I like Parent Trap,I do.
I liked and I love the old onemore than I liked the new one.
It was good.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh, the one with Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah, the only you know.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The other one that I kind of almost thought was the
same, was was disney, and I hadto rethink was yours, mine and
ours.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Oh yeah, that's the same kind of feel to it.
Yeah, with lucille ball, I lovethat one dude, just it's in
your name, mary poppins.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I haven't watched in fucking years that was.
That's my all-time favorite Ihave not watched it in so
fucking long, I don't rememberit.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
It's interesting that when people think of Disney top
fives, it's interesting thatit's either one.
It's either on people's topit's either number one on
people's list or it's not on itat all.
It's kind of bizarre.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
One Mary Poppins, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Because it's just to me, it's the greatest blend of
Disney.
It's got all the animation,it's got the animation, it's got
the songs.
It's it's got a great heartfeltstory to it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's it's disney personified song of the south
song of the south, that isdisney because I had animation
in it.
You know another animated moviethat I would kind of say I
liked, but it was just reallytrippy and sad.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Um dumbo, dumbo would be another one, sad though very
sad, but dumbo dumbo don't seea dragon fly you ain't see an
elephant oh my god y'all.
That's not appropriate.
Uh, what about pete's dragon?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I love pete's dragon I think that's good, that was
another.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That was another good one kind of an underrated kind
of disney class.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
That's a retard, mickey, mickey.
Oh, pete was a retard too.
He was actually p, had somesort of disorder and uh he saw
things, so he's kind of fuckedup in the brain.
Mickey Rooney was in that movie, so it was.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I do remember that.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, so yeah, I like that Trying to think of some
other one.
I have to see a list.
Yeah, let's look at a list.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I gotta see a list in front of me.
We're gonna look at the last.
We haven't done movies for awhile.
I mean we do every we do it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, well, we do music.
A lot is the live action whichwe got more music today too.
Yeah, we do.
Now I'm not gonna count thesebullshit.
Remakes, remakes, they, theseall, most of these could go fuck
themselves, man and I'm, maybeI will say chippendale rescue
rangers, pretty funny you knowwhat that was good?
Good, call that one uh 101dalmatians, that's.
(13:09):
That was always a good one thatwas a pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, animated as well.
Yeah, the new ones uh, yeah,okay yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I crossed my mind alicein wonderland.
I did like the live action ones, I will say uh, those are okay
I didn't mind those.
It's a futurama.
No, I'm just kidding.
Sleepy oh sleep.
I forgot about sleepy beautyand I did like the live action
ones.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I will say that those are okay.
I didn't mind those.
Is this a Futurama?
No, I'm just kidding.
Sleepy Beauty oh, I forgotabout Sleeping Beauty.
Fuck, what the cartoon.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I love the animated version.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I was never a real huge fan.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I was big into that.
Cinderella was all right JungleBook.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I love Cinderella.
The cartoon one.
Well, the cartoon one Becauseof fat the rats.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Gus.
Gus the rat Gus Gus, gus, gus,gus, gus Gus Gus.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
What about the Jungle Book?
Jungle Book's a classic.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Bare necessities, Just makes fun of black people.
That's what it does.
You know monkeys and shit.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
You know the one live action I'm fucking just kidding
, dude, that's horrible,horrible, the one live action
that I did it.
Mine was the beauty and thebeast one, but emma watson's
singing was so bad, fuckingsmoke so bad.
Yeah, it's true, she's sofucking hot.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Change your name from hermione to hermione.
I'll be like baby.
You ready to take this?
Two inch love wand oh, here's alist from 1950 to the present
treasure island oh, I rememberthat I never watched it, but I
remember seeing I know the thepicture of it easy if I did this
(14:36):
.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Okay, davy crockett davy remember that davy crockett
, king of the wild frontier oh,old yeller, I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I forgot about you, know I think old yeller's
overrated.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I'm gonna say it I never, I never cared for it as a
kid.
Well yeah, because he dies, Iwanted the dog to die.
Fuck that dog.
Oh, I'm just kidding, I justnever got as I say stuff about
blacks and retards, but dogs.
Yeah, we crossed the line.
We're crossing the line at thedogs.
Tonka, oh, oh.
(15:07):
Shag the shaggy dog.
I used to watch that.
I love the shaggy dog.
Uh, okay, have you received thesequel?
Shaggy da.
Yes, dude it is.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I haven't watched in years.
Oh my god, it's not one that Iever want to watch.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's got tim conway in it and he was so fucking
funny in that it's got deanjones too and it's amazing d
jones was like a disney, likemainstay kind of.
Oh man, pollyanna oh, I forgotabout pollyanna.
It's another hayley mills uhmovie.
It's it's you.
(15:41):
I don't know if you'd like itor not, but it's.
It's what it's about, this girlwalt Disney didn't do.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Who Framed Roger Rabbit, did they?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Did Disney do?
No, I don't think so.
I don't believe they did.
Oh, the Absent-Minded Professor, that was a good one.
Sword in the Stone.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Sword of the Stone.
That was a good one.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Isn't that done now?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, Sword in the Stone was a great one.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I was a good one.
Yeah, sword and a stone was agreat one.
I always like when he fell.
He's like oh, the old fuckingwizard dude, oh, that too, I
liked him as well, merlin, butwould like, would like.
Arthur would fucking fall,he'll go.
Whoa, you make this fuckingnoise and it made me laugh as a
kid.
Uh, this was bait fluff.
You remember flubber?
yeah this is.
This was based off that, thisabsent-minded professor movie
where this guy invests I havejerry lewis in it.
You remember Flubber?
Yeah, this was based off that,this Absent-Minded Professor
(16:26):
movie.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Where this guy invests.
Does it have Jerry Lewis in?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
it, not that version.
This is a different one.
This is the.
This is Is it, don Knotts?
No, it's got Fred McMurray init.
Pear Trap we talked about.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You know what Murray Babes in Toyland?
That know what murray babes intoyland?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
that sounds like a fucking strip club.
Sergeant cast.
There's a son of flow.
They did a sequel to that.
I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, it's like son of mask.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's awesome yeah, there's, there's summer magic,
that's another haley mills it'sone of those kind of it's a,
it's just one of those familymovies where, like hayley mills
and her family, they lose theirhome in like an upscale boston
home and they have to move outto some fuck it out the sticks
and they meet people and blahblah oh, so kind of like it's
(17:18):
for richer or poorer a littlebit.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Ever seen that movie?
Yeah, fucking tim allen andchristianity, it's so good, uh,
zoro, zoro that's all salt, allthe ugly dachshund.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I love that movie as a kid.
Never heard of it.
Uh, it's, it's basically thisugly dachshund it's, it's the
movie.
It's basically they have, theytrain, uh, they train these dogs
.
They're basically train onthese dogs.
They no, they're like, well,they have a kennel and they,
(17:52):
they do, they fuck the dogs isbingo.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is that a disney movie?
Disney's bingo dude, because Ilove bingo.
No, probably not bingo.
The 1991 film?
If it's Disney, that'sdefinitely one.
I don't think it is.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
The Love Bug that was always my favorite one, that
stupid car they had like asequel.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, it's TriStar, Son of a bitch.
Oh okay, Bingo dude.
That movie was phenomenal, man.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't think I've ever seen it.
Maybe Snowball Express.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Dude, have you never seen Bingo Dude Bingo's?
It's a 1991 film.
Okay, it's about.
Okay.
So this guy, this kid, his dadis the kicker for the Denver
Broncos, Okay, Okay, and he'snot allowed to have a pet.
So he, this dog.
(18:48):
He finds this dog and he bringsthem home and he tries to sneak
them around the house, whilethe dog shits in the driveway
and his dad walks around with noshoes on because he's a kicker
and wants to.
I don't know, it's real weird.
Well, he ends up getting, findsout that the the he's got a dog
, gets pissed, kicks the dog out, ends up getting traded to the
Green Bay Packers and they leavethe dog behind.
(19:12):
And the kid's smart, he'spissing on like road signs and
shit.
So the dog can find his way andthe dog's traveling all the way
through this fucking.
It's almost like Pee Wee's BigAdventure Okay, With a dog.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
So the dog's heading to Green Bay to find his fucking
new owners and shit oh,speaking of peewee's big
adventure, I don't know ifthey're doing work on the alamo
or something.
I saw a meme today or yesterdaywhere they're like they're
doing work under the alamo andsomeone goes oh look, they found
an ancient bike in the alamo.
They somebody fuckingphotoshopped peewee's bike in
the in the picture of theconstruction.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hello did you see he's coming out with a
documentary.
I saw that.
I want to see that.
I cannot wait.
It's going.
I think it's going to netflix,right?
I?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
think, I think so, or ?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
max.
It's going to one of those, um.
But also I was telling john theother day, um, I should have
brought him.
I didn't't even think about it.
I should have brought my SteveUrkel doll.
Oh yeah, that was Dude $10 atthe flea market and his pull
string still works, steve Urkel.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
The Apple Duplicate.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Fucking plane strings , yeah, so if I wouldn't pull
your string, you wouldApparently Popeye was a Disney
film.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What Apparently Popeye wouldn't pull your string
he would.
Apparently, popeye was a disneyfilm.
What apparently popeye was wasa disney movie.
I didn't.
It's what it says here on thislist.
No way, maybe it wasdistributed by disney you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I know you join in dude.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I was hoping tron tr's a good one.
There's a new Tron coming out.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Holy shit, I love the old Tron.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I haven't seen any of the newer ones.
Oh, return to Oz.
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I love that one.
That movie scares the piss outof me.
I didn't know that was Disney.
Yeah Well, something's gettingkicked out of the top five all
the top five.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Oh, fly to the navigator.
How did I forget about fly tothe navigator?
Okay, I I gotta bump the numberfive out, whatever I had as my
life paramount pictures, dude,and maybe it's distributed maybe
it's oh, beauty, vista is anarm of disney though production
companies paramount walt disneyrobert evan evans and king
features dude this, this movieright here, flight of the
navigator.
It's about this boy who he getsum picked up by this alien
(21:31):
spaceship.
It gets accidentally taken backin time or take it into the
future, so or he loses time.
So the the robot in thespaceship is voiced by paul
rubens, by peewee hermit.
That's awesome, it's fucking.
It's a good movie.
It's peewee, it was peeweedisney no, how do I?
Shrug the kid, now we'regetting.
I forgot about that now we'regetting to like the shit that we
(21:53):
grew up with.
Oh fuck, yeah how do I shrugthe kids as a classic uh the
rocketeer, I like that one.
I never got into that one.
Howdy, I blew up the kid MightyDucks Homeward Bound.
I never got into it, you neverliked that.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, I never got into it.
Okay, too many animals.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Too many animals.
Hocus Pocus you said thatearlier.
A Cool Roddy he's all the sameyear.
Blank Check, blank Check.
That's a great one.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
With blank check, blank check, that's a great one.
With the, the, with the fbiagent who gives off checks in,
or monkey business, or those two.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
There's like monkey trouble, monkey trouble okay, I
wonder if that's not sure, I'mjust gonna.
I'm just going down this listwhat is it?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
what are the we're in ?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
the eight.
We're in the 90s now.
What is it now?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
the santa claus santa .
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Fuck, forgot about that too.
There's heavyweights man of thehouse.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Man of the house.
God damn, I need like a top 10.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like I said, it's really hard to fucking hone in
on five.
First Kid was all right, wasokay, I never watched that.
It was okay.
D3 to Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I liked Mighty Ducks too.
Yeah, it was my favorite 101Dalmatians.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
with Glenn Close they remade that Dark Cat in 1997.
Was it Hook, was Hook Disney?
Oh no, no, it was.
That was Spielberg's thing.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And that bottom one's one of the good ones.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Jungle to Jungle, mimi Siku.
Oh, I love this George of theJungle, this is funny, this is
hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
George of the.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
This is funny, this is hilarious George of the oh my
God, dude George of the Jungleis fucking amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
He's like a sun tummy .
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Oh, here you go, bro, Rocket man dude.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh fuck, I forgot about Rocket man.
How, what's that, mr?
What is it?
Mr Magoo, oh, mr Magoo.
Leslie Nielsen, leslie.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Nielsen is Mr Magoo, I saw that at theaters, it's
okay.
It's nothing to write homeabout.
The remake to the Paratrap,that's okay.
Mighty Joe Young, inspectorGadget.
I hated it.
I hated the fucking rhymeaction version of Inspector
Gadget.
Did not care for it.
That's not such well.
(24:06):
Something over the titans,that's a great one.
Uh, the rookie, the countrybears.
I remember that I never watchedsanta claus 2 electric boogaloo
, lizzie mcguire movie piratesoh yeah pirates I don't like
those.
I, I don't like them.
Not a big fan.
(24:27):
Freaky Friday you know they'remaking a sequel to this, to this
version, with Lindsay Lohan andJamie Lee Curtis.
No, they're doing another oneLike Freakier Friday or some
shit like that.
I could give two shits.
Yeah, this is a good movie.
Miracle this is a good movie.
Miracle bought the 1980 hockeyteam national treasure, it's
(24:51):
okay.
The pacifier this has beendiesel, right.
Yes, that's, it's okay, I likeI like the game.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Was it the game plan?
Does that showed up yet?
Oh, I'm not sure it was thegame playing with a rock.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, that was a good one that was actually
a really good one if, dude,this is one of the best golf
movies ever made.
It's got, it's got.
Uh, shiloh buff, you've seenthis.
Right if you see this movie nooh, smith, and it isn't it.
Oh no, no no, that's, that'sbanger vance.
This is about francis we met,who was an amateur, who won the
us championship.
Oh yeah, yeah, he was the onlylike I think he's at right at
(25:28):
the time.
Even now, he's the only amateurto ever win the us open.
This is a great fucking movie.
Uh, glory hole, oh, glory road,sorry.
Oh yeah, they remade the shaggydog with tim allen.
Horrible, uh, invincible.
This is a good football movieabout vince papale yeah, you
(25:50):
know what's funny?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
it's always.
Sunny did an episode about thatoh really because he played for
the eagles.
Yeah, dude, no joke, uh, dude,okay.
So I know I always ask you todo this.
Let's go go to YouTube.
Okay, look up.
The Gang Gets Invincible.
Oh my God, it's so good.
(26:13):
Oh, right there, donovan McNabb.
Okay, so they're like, yeah,we're giving you a keynote
speaker since the New Kids onthe Block movie, and it's always
Alvin from Bill Cosby and theypretended he's Donovan McNabb.
He pretended he was Tiger Woodsat one point in the show.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
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Because of your harassment andyour love for the New Kids on
the Block movie.
You paid your $30 fee.
We promise you a keynotespeaker.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Donovan McNabb.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
All right, bring him up.
Bring him up, dude McNabb.
Gentlemen, hi, it's good here.
Yeah, that's cool.
Let's put your park brake on.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Donovan McNabb.
Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb.
I guys, I'm Donovan McNabb.
I play quarterback for thePhiladelphia Eagles and I'm here
to tell you that you can too,if you start every day with a
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(27:21):
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I'm loving it.
Can I get the check?
That's good.
What the hell was that?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Thanks, donny, that was not Donovan McNabb.
That was not Donovan McNabbSprint.
Yes, it was.
Sprint Was that the guy fromthe Cosby show.
Was that the guy from the Cosbyshow?
That was?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
the guy from the comic.
That was the guy from.
Yeah, he was married to SondraAlvin Alvin.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
He had the guy from you know what Splats.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
And they did that.
There was a reoccurring joke inthe series, so they kept
bringing him.
They brought him back again.
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Okay.
So what was funny is Okay.
So Frank, danny DeVito ispaying in this.
He wants to marry this whore.
Okay, and um and D is with herand she's trying to teach her
not to be a hooker anymore.
And she goes, and she goes oh,it's a client.
She gets a phone call.
She goes it's a client, and shegoes Roxy, which is a whore's
(28:20):
name.
She goes you don't have to dothat anymore.
Frank wants to to marry you.
She's like this is Tiger Woods,what Tiger Woods?
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, so like they're meeting, and she's like, um,
and he shows up and he's gotlike the Nike hat on and the red
polo, okay, and he goes.
He comes in and he goes.
She goes Roxy, he's not fucking, this, ain't Tiger Woods.
And she goes I don't care, aslong as he pays me $500 to touch
(28:52):
my feet.
He goes what?
Touch your feet?
And he goes wow, can I get iton there?
And she goes your feet arefreakishly huge because she's
got huge feet.
Yeah, and he goes and, uh, shelooks at him and she goes you
interested?
And he's like well, we canmaybe kick those uh shoes off
and talk about it.
Dude, it's funnier now.
(29:13):
So he's, yeah, he's got areoccurring role, okay, in the
show.
And then the big black guy thatwas yelling sprints, that's a
dude from couples.
Retreat, that black dude.
Yeah, he also played big wormin friday that's right.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
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I think that's his name was hean elf as the manager yeah, toy
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Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the BestFreaking Podcast.
It's Every Day with Jon and Jaybaby.
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Speaker 1 (33:05):
Hey, hey welcome back yeah welcome.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Uh, I'm so tired.
Uh, we are back and, uh, wetalked about disney movies the
first half, but I think, uh, asper tradition, as what we love
to do here, I think Jay has somefucking music stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I do Okay.
So the first song I heard today.
It's by Illicit Thoughts andthe song is called Lifeless.
I like the band name, IllicitThoughts, and it's called
Lifeless, Holy shit.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Yeah, the video looks pretty promising.
Your life is changing.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It comes right out of the gate, it's defining.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
I'm lifeless.
Nothing to calm the anger,nothing to calm the pain.
Nothing to calm the pain,nothing to calm the irritation
that builds up every day.
Look inside my closet.
Tell me what you see Memoriesof the person that used to be me
.
Nothing to numb the pressure,nothing to numb the hate,
(34:16):
nothing to numb the anxiety thatbuilds up every day Silence.
You'll see I'm a deep grave.
Now that I'm gone, you will seeI am the.
I am a.
I am a monument To all yoursins Gradually falling Into my
(34:38):
grave.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Oh, I like that piano interlude.
Dude, that's sweet Sick.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, lifeless is the number one song.
Did you buy this on OneNote?
No, oh okay.
This is just one I heard on theFacebook reels oh okay, there's
just one I heard on like theFacebook reels oh okay,
everything you eat, everythingyou wish you could escape.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh, that's sick.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's nasty.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
That's nasty that.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
That's like Marilyn Manson, yeah, like motionless
and white Kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, that's all syncing.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Our soul is nasty.
That's sick yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
All right, so the other song, okay, it's called
Making Blind, I See, and EveryCloud has a Silver Rope.
Making Blind, I See.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
And then Every Cloud has a Silver R.
That's the name of the song.
Where'd you hear?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
this at.
I think it just came on myAmazon, oh, okay.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I wasted so much time on your surveillance.
You didn't even wanna change.
So try to pay up and tell foryour time.
Then you'll have to say it wasmine, so let's make it.
You forgot the reason.
Why would I know?
Put yourself to the ground soas I wait for the end.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Too little, too late.
Don't leave myself to blame.
I should have seen, you werealways, but every cloud has a
silver rope.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Try not to hang with it.
Try not to hang with it.
Try not to hang with it.
I love that shit, bro.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, this is the number one song by these guys.
That's, yeah, I like that.
Okay, the next one's um FilthStay Gutter.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Don't these guys do like chin check or whatever, I
don't know.
Chin check, get yourself ready.
Oh yeah, these dudes areawesome.
I definitely have probablyheard this already.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Okay, Thank you More swagger Dude.
(39:31):
These guys are awesome, Is thata?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
block dude.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah, that bass tone is fucking disgusting that
downtune shit.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, that's bad.
I'm gonna change, I'm gonnachange, I'm gonna change, I'm
gonna change.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
I remember the days before everything had changed.
Now we gotta watch what thefuck we say, and every day
there's someone new.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Whether you get good or gross, that's fucking nasty.
It's so gross, gotta gang.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I love their song Chin Check.
It's fucking amazing.
You ever heard of that song?
No.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
You know what it is.
Get your legs split, bitch.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Get your legs split bitch, ah, ah, ah.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
At the top comment.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
It says the combined might of that guitar and bass
token toppled governments.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I wanna see what comes out of this?
Oh God, this is fucking S-tiershit.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
It is dude All over the place.
No face, no case.
If there's no face, there's nocase.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
What a kick in the fucking gut.
Kick it out of the way.
What?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
a kick in the fucking gut.
What a kick in the fucking gut.
He's got a Howard sound to him.
A little bit dude.
He's a lot harder than fuckingHoward.
Yeah, little bit dude, he's alot harder than fucking.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Howard, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Dude, that's fucking great.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Oh dude, these things are nasty.
Put that boy in a bus, make himrisk his life.
Try to come for me.
You got some fucking nerve.
Say it with your motherfuckingchest bitch.
You can't rock it with amotherfucking bass bitch.
Say it with your motherfuckingchest bitch.
I ain't done it.
I don't fuck.
With Smile in my face Watchingand waiting for somebody to take
my place.
Nobody needs for free.
(43:48):
You might just get something,cause you're good motherfucker.
Stay in your place Before Icatch a game.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Before I catch a gun.
I like that.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Get your shit wrecked .
I love that.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
That's nasty dude.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
I love these dudes, man.
Good call, I didn't hear that.
I've never heard that othersong before.
All right, next band All right,everything's Taken New.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Life.
Let didn't hear that.
I've never heard that othersong before.
All right, next band, all right, everything's Taken New Life.
What's the name of the song?
I don't remember any of thesesongs, dude, because I just
screenshotted them, dude, sowe'd have them.
Everything's Taken New Life.
(45:30):
Yeah, thanks for watching.
Kind of reminds me of Phil.
Where do you hear this?
Speaker 4 (45:35):
at Amazon.
Oh really yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Doesn't he sound like fucking Phil in some way?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
These guys?
I might have seen them atfucking.
This might be the band we sawat fucking.
They sound like Phil and Sama along time ago, Because when you
were pulling them up, the topvideo looked familiar.
The top video up above thatlooked familiar.
Right, Did we watch that onealready?
(46:44):
We may have watched this before.
I think we watched it.
Speaker 6 (46:47):
It's actually going to be our single.
We're releasing.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It is.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
It's the same band.
Oh, didn't you tell the guythat he sounded like?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
him.
Yeah, I told him he did.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
And he's like.
Well, I think I sound like me.
But you know, thanks, All right.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
So the next band is called the defect and it's
called into the void.
The song's called into thedefect I like the defect into
the void.
Like I said, I don't rememberwhat these sound like, but we'll
figure it out, I think so.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Sign me the fuck up for this.
Ooh, oh, all right, dude.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
I love this fucking techno shit.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Oh okay, Interesting route A little male-female.
Yeah you got a bit of aninteresting dynamic here.
I love that when she's singingbehind him.
That's great.
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 6 (49:00):
Ah, it's a good boy okay, so I like that.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Okay.
So here's one that I found on ametal show and took a chance on
because the album look.
Oh man, this is uh not rtusually.
Oh okay, these are those minuteand a half minute songs of
thrashy blast oh, holy shit,like, like you know, okay, so
this one's called raw noise isthe name of the band.
(50:02):
Raw noise and scum will rise'scalled Raw Noise is the name of
the band.
Raw Noise and Scum Will Rise Upto the Top is the name of the
song, and they all start out thesame.
Yeah, I'll get ready for this.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
That was like the entire EP.
Well, that's like seven minutesworth.
Seven minutes worth, holy shit,I'd kill myself.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Oh my god.
I got it for like $2.
$2.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
British hardcore punk band.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
I'm sweating dude.
This vocalist is cracking me upman Ah, dude, ah Ah.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
This is just pure chaos.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
It is Dude, that is just pure chaos.
It is dude.
That is just pure fucking chaos.
Okay, the other band I got wasit's called elixir, elixir,
elixir and um, this is adifferent.
It's not metal, it's more likekind of like 80s metal a little
bit, I think.
Um, and it's uh, the number onesong of theirs is Son of Odin,
so very looks like mythologicalor Viking kind of shit, kind of
(52:08):
like a Monomarth, but it's not aMonomarth.
I don't know.
This is another $2 album I gotfrom the metal show, but I like
these guys a little bit better.
I'm not really into the blastbeat, not me.
What is that called?
Deathcore?
Deathcore?
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Death metal.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
This is their number one song on Amazon Music the Son
of Omni.
I like the ambience.
I'm kind of digging it.
Have you heard this yet?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I have not listened to their album yet.
Oh, okay, I looked them up justto see what they were, you know
when I got them in.
But I I did order a couplealbums today Off the show, off,
uh, the five dollar holla.
Oh, I like kind of like oldblack, savage kind of style,
(53:14):
like fucking, uh dio this is sodeliciously 80s, I love it.
Speaker 4 (53:42):
Yeah, I love this.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I don't know if this is the album I got.
I don't remember.
Like the picture on my albumisn't what's on here.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh, I think.
Yeah, this is the album I got.
It's called the Idol, okay, andthe biggest song on there is
called the Return.
So it's the Return, I rememberbecause it has lightning on it.
So it's called the Return.
This is the number one song offthis album.
It's like a minute 18 long.
(54:28):
That's crazy.
That sucks because it's theintro.
It's the first song on thealbum.
Maybe it's the only one thatpeople listen to.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
They're like I'm giving up.
That can't be good.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
I love that fucking 80s shit Ball.
With the ball it does soundlike that.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
It does sound like that.
It does sound like that.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
My name is Kid Kid Rock.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
Check out.
Okay.
So since that one Death Dealeris the number two song on this
album, it's a pretty closesecond Death Dealer.
Okay, let's see if this hasfucking got music on it.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Slap it to me, I feel like I'm an old, like 80s cop
movie.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
This is from 2003.
Really.
Yeah, it definitely does have ait definitely does have like a
(56:02):
it doesn't seem like theychanged very much.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
The brushes.
Yeah, in 20 years.
I'm telling you what, though?
I like that other song better.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah, that was sweet.
Yeah, I love the vibes of that.
It has a very old.
It has a Black Sabbath sound toit, sabbath-y, feel to it,
right Like heaven and hell fromlike fucking Black Sabbath Right
.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Oh man dude, okay.
Speaking of which dude?
Okay.
So I went to the flea marketSaturday, Okay, and I ended up
buying a couple albums and Icouldn't believe I found them
for as cheap as they were.
I got Dire Straits album withWalk of Life and Money for
Nothing.
The only thing I didn't get wasthe Sultans of Swing.
(56:40):
Okay, if that would have beenon there.
That would have been theultimate album I got it for $10.
Speaker 4 (56:44):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Then salt and a swing .
Okay, if that would have beenon there, that would have been
the ultimate album.
I got it for 10 bucks, okay,okay.
Then I also got the eaglesgreatest hits for 10 bucks.
Nice, I was dude at first.
I found hotel california andI'm like, oh cool, 10 bucks.
Holy shit, the greatest hits 10bucks.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
Uh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a man
after midnight age, I haven'tdone chocolate bar.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
That was us when we were kids, right?
But yeah, nope, and that is theend of my music for this week.
That was a lot of bands.
Yeah, I liked it, dude, thatfucking loud.
That chick singer dude.
I love that dynamic man, yeahthat's.
(57:26):
I love a female male dynamic,like I love female vocalists.
I love it when they pop me likemen into it and females sing in
the background, like lacunacoil did it really well.
I can't remember the other bandoh, I want to say morpheus, but
it's not morpheus.
I can't remember what thefucking other band that I used
to fucking jam and it doesn'tpay.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
That's really good at that.
I'm trying to find them realquick like a male female vocal
band oh, this is right here.
I may have played this for you.
I may have not.
This is called make them suffer.
Sounds familiar.
I may have played this for youbefore I think yeah, I remember
this 80s stuff.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
This is like one of my favorite songs, the.
The wrong way to set the cityis by ruse Taxi psycho, Taxi
psycho.
With their own ignorance, youcynically iron Taxi psycho.
It's the way to.
Speaker 4 (59:14):
There's a light upon your chest, Taxi psycho.
He got a big chorus with thefemale vocalist so you can face
yourself.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
It's fucking hot dude , yeah, yeah remember we were
listening to a metal band lastweek or whatever, where the dude
was just standing there singinglike it didn't look like he was
screaming at all.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
Yeah, that was jarring, dude.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
That was fucking hilarious.
Oh yeah, because we werechoosing them off the side.
Speaker 4 (59:55):
Yeah, oh, that's right.
We were doing kind of aroulette thing Like a roulette
thing with fucking metal bandsdude.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
It was a lot of fun, pleasure.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Excuse me, fucking metal bands dude it was a lot of
fun, excuse me, yeah, I, Ithink I've played that song for
you before, but I it justreminds me great song.
Yeah, I love dude.
That's like definitely on myone of my playlists, so I can't
get this gideon song out of myfucking brain.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Though, dude, I'm still listening more power, more
still listening to wage war,wage war, dude that tombstone
song.
Hey, dude, you check out Low.
Check out Low by Wage War.
I know we play Wage War everyweek, but fuck it, Wage War Low.
And this is one of my brother'sfavorite songs.
It's got like a toned downmiddle, which is crazy Okay.
(01:00:41):
It's like surrounded byanimosity and toned down middle,
which is crazy Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
It's like, surrounded by animosity in the toned down.
So keep on telling me that I'mgonna pull through, but you
don't know.
No, like I do.
Yeah, I love that shit, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Fucking love that.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Black Love that shit.
Yeah, fucking love that.
Yeah, this is mighty fine metalCorder.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I can't wait to see these guys.
I love the harmonizing shit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Dude, that song Tombstone Is like my favorite of
theirs Cause that fucking outroriff.
Oh my god.
Did we listen to it?
Yeah, I think we listened to it.
That song Tombstone is like myfavorite of theirs because that
fucking outro riff oh dude, jamit, oh my god, did we listen to
it?
Yeah, we've heard it.
I think we listened to it, butI don't know if you remember it,
though it's my favorite.
This is my favorite song oftheirs.
Dude, that outro riff is thestuff of gods.
(01:02:23):
It reminds me of like oldPantera, because they used to do
outro riffs like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Mine's Death Roll Always will be Wade's wore Death
Roll.
Dude Nails, Nails is anotherone.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
With the number five.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
yeah, yeah that was great.
Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
This song has just been.
I'm so hooked on these guys.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Oh yeah, we were talking about this dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I want to make an Undertaker music video.
Yeah, you said that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Dude this outro riff after this breakdow part.
It's so awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
You tell them I'm coming and hell's coming with me
.
It's so awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
That is so, pantera, right there, oh so groovy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Like to be, honest, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I am like next month I get to see these guys in.
Well, actually it's coming upyeah, soon oh yeah, may and be
into may yeah breaking benjaminstained and wage war.
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
It's such a weird fucking comment it is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I don't give a shit about breaking benjamin, because
I've already seen him stained.
It's like, yeah, I've seenaaron lewis, I don't mind seeing
stained it's cool.
I'm either or yeah, I just wantto see him get pissed right.
So I'm hoping somebody feelssomebody up and then, um, but
wage war is what I'm reallylooking for.
I'm getting a fucking wage warshirt that's gonna fucking
happen hell yeah I don't give afuck if I get a breaking
(01:04:21):
benjamin shirt.
I don't care if I get a stainedshirt I might see a breaking
benjamin.
Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
That'd be cool I've seen them already like, like in
a festival or like in a small Isaw him at the blossom.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Oh okay, sarah and I went.
Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Remember when I told you, I was like oh, I was
fucking tripping balls when thestirrup was on.
Yes, because I saw them gingeroh yeah, ginger, you did see
that dude.
Yeah them ginger and disturbed,that's right.
That's a sweet fucking lineup,dude, for that kind of oh, dude,
I was so fucking high.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I love ginger.
Well, dude, okay.
So my brother-in-law gives mean edible and he's like, hey,
these are gonna.
I'm like, okay, when are thesegonna hit?
They're gonna hit like a couplehours, you'll be fine, you know
like it should be.
You know a couple hours.
I'm like, okay, we'll do thefirst.
They haven't even started yet.
We're good, take it sittingthere, hasn't hit, has a hit?
Hasn't hit?
Disturbs headlining middle ofdisturbed set.
(01:05:14):
Everything went.
I'm like am I leaning?
I can't tell if I'm leaning ornot.
Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
And I'm not kidding, I was waving back and forth.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
And I'm like me I'm always paranoid, I'm always
worried somebody notices thatI'm high.
I shouldn't have driven home,but it was the hardest drive
home I ever had to do, because Iwanted to pass out.
Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
So fucking bad.
Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
And I was high, oh my God, and it was stupid to drive
home, but my wife wasn't goingto drive my truck.
So because I was in my truck,so me, wife, jake, Jane, oh man,
all in my truck and I amdriving all the way from
Cleveland, jeez Back home.
High as balls and about to passthe fuck out.
(01:06:08):
Oh my God, yes.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Well, speaking of passing out, I'm about to fall
asleep too, because it'snight-night time.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
And we got to go.
It is because we're fucking old.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
We're old yeah, I might go golfing tomorrow, I
don't know, Do it, it'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Wear a jacket, Just wear a jacket.
I've been watching.
By the way, speaking ofTombstone, I've been watching a
movie actually oh, Val Kilmerand fucking Kurt Russell.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
It's a great movie.
Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I didn't realize how many good fucking actors and
stuff in it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
It's a fantastic film .
But yeah, with that being said,we do have to leave you Final
thoughts for today.
Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Just want to say thank you to everybody for
listening.
Thank you, tony dude, foralways listening.
I know you do Appreciateeverybody.
Hopefully enjoy our skits andthings.
Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Skittles album is in the works.
Yeah, we started today.
Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
We just got to get his ass ungrounded.
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Yeah, we got to get him ungrounded so he could do
the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
But we already got like the intro, saw like the
little intro for it and it's,it's, it's awesome.
We tried to call.
Like I said, we tried to callhim tonight and it's my answer
yeah, it's.
His mom answer was like nope,he's still grounded for another
week.
Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
So yeah, so sorry everybody.
Uh, you can find us on all ofthe uh places you like.
Listen to stuff like podcastsand whatnot.
And well, not on whatnot, that'dbe, that'd be funny if they had
podcasts or whatnot.
But, uh, you can find us onSpotify and Apple music and all
those places.
Uh, yeah, and we appreciateeveryone's listenership from all
around the world and the U S,especially Germany.
(01:07:38):
Uh, our good friends atAuschwitz, good friends at
auschwitz, they have provided usuh with some, uh with some uh
advertising revenue.
So we appreciate that fromthose guys, uh and uh.
With that being said, we'll seeyou guys next week.
Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
They don't hold any hard feelings from ww2, that's
right now ww2.
That's nice of them hitler wasa sensitive man.
Hitler was a sensitive man,that's anal con dude.
Oh okay, I was like what's that, bro dude?
You gotta play it play.
Hitler was a sensitive man,it's only anal con dude.
Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Oh okay, I was like what's that for?
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Dude, you got to play it.
Play Hitler was a sensitive man.
It's only like a 30-second song.
It's fucking anal con Hitlerwas a sensitive man.
I'm surprised it's not comingup.
Probably took it off.
Yep, there it is Metal spokenword.
This dude's just going to readit.
(01:08:25):
He's just going to read theirlyrics, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Oh, it's just, it's a spoken word, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Hey there, today on MSW, I'll be reading a poem for
one of our more cultured viewers.
This is a poem by one of themost deep, insightful, tolerant
and downright inspirationalwriters that has come out of the
metal scene in the last fewyears.
This is going to be a pleasurefor me to read to you, this
(01:09:02):
one's for Patricio Benedesu.
This is Hitler was a sensitiveman.
Hitler was a sensitive man.
He went to art school when hewas younger.
He wanted to be a painter.
Hitler was a vegetarian.
He was also a non-smoker.
Hitler was a sensitive man.
He hired gay and handicappedofficers.
(01:09:25):
He was concerned aboutoverpopulation.
If Hitler were alive today, Iwant to hear the actual song.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
There, it is right there that pooter cooter Is that
.
It Is that it.
That's a fucking cover song,dude, oh my god, I think it's
the second one.
Dude, is that Eno Kahn?
This song's about Hitler,hitler fucking cover song.
Dude, oh my God, I know you'reright, I think it's the second
one.
Dude, Is that Inokan.
Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
This song's about Hitler.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Hitler was a rock.
Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Hitler was a rock.
Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Hitler was a sassy man.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Hitler was a sassy man.
Hitler was a sassy man.
Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Oh, my sweet Jesus Christ, that is anal cunt dude.
Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
I love anal cunt, that's funny.
You can't tell what they'resaying.
Fam full of retards.
I think Phil and Sam will helpdo that.
Okay, yeah, because he did the.
Your parents are ashamed ofthemselves and you, fam full of
retards.
Fam full of retards, you'redrooling yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
That's the name of the song.
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
We always want to add on a high note yeah, um, so if
you love that thrashy, reallythrashy fucking metal, fucking
deathcore or whatever it is, uh,that's anal kind.
Anal kind was just here to bemean that's what it was like.
I think one was like your,yours, your, my sister was hot
so I fucked her or something.
Your dad was a fax or beat theshit out of him or something
(01:11:11):
like that.
There's a lot of fucking songsthat are just like what the fuck
man?
Just like hate, pure fuckinghate.
Anal car.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Except for hitler was a sensitive man yeah and uh,
apparently he ran a very uh, avery successful gym.
Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
So with that said, we'll see you guys next week I'm
john bricker and I'm jasonscherger goodbye.
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