May 20, 2025 • 76 mins
Metal mayhem and festival tales dominate as we break down the Sonic Temple experience from start to finish. After four years of podcasting (an eternity in the podcast world!), we're celebrating episode 172 with a deep dive into what makes a great metal festival.
Sonic Temple emerges as the clear winner when compared to Inkcarceration, offering flat ground instead of treacherous hills, better spacing between stages, and perfect timing weather-wise. The lineup delivered serious firepower with Ice Nine Kills crushing their set, Bullet For My Valentine sounding album-perfect, and Whitechapel demonstrating why they're considered death metal royalty. Even unexpected acts like ICP drew massive crowds, though some veterans like Rob Zombie showed their age with winded performances and partial lyrics.
Beyond festival talk, we explore Cedar Point's surprising new comedy shows and take a musical journey through bands you might not know yet but absolutely should. From Russian mathcore outfit Ape on the Rocket to Italian metalcore group Burning Hayes, we unearth hidden gems that deserve spots on your playlist. Each discovery fuels our appreciation for the endless creativity in the metal scene.
After 172 episodes, we're still passionate about sharing the music and movies we love. Whether you're here for the bands, the banter, or the bizarre tangents, we appreciate you joining our metal-fueled conversations. Check out these bands, let us know what you think, and join us next week for more mayhem.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
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Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Let's rock.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome to another episode ofit's Everyday with Jon and Jay.
(01:46):
What's up Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It is 172.
Yes, sir, electric Boogaloo.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Isn't that crazy.
We're almost to 300, or 200.
200.
Jeez, 300.
300.
God damn, this is Sparta.
That's two years down the road,it'll be 300.
Yeah, that's wild.
We're almost to 200.
That means we've been doingthis for over almost four years
Four years.
Four years Uh yeah, that isfucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, most podcasts don't even last six months, let
alone three, three and a halfyears-ish.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, no shit man.
This is like going back to myteen years and lasting.
Yeah, Now I just get a look formy wife of disappointment and
then I go to sleep.
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So last week we did a preview of Sonic Temple and you
just returned.
I know this is like a week latebecause people are like just I
just released the, the preview,even though sonic tuple just
happened the past weekend, soeveryone's getting this a week
late.
But you got anything good, solet's get the report from sonic.
Let's get this right off.
(02:55):
The rip.
Sonic tuple, yay nay I don'tlike it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I like it better than ink.
Um, I did get to hear, like Iwas telling john.
Last night I got to hear myfavorite um ice nine kills song
which I was so stoked aboutthey're awesome, so let me see
if I can find which one is it?
Oh, it's this one.
So here, let me see here, herewe go.
(03:23):
I didn't shoot the video.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So were those stages outside the stadium?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, and the main stage was inside the stadium.
So yeah, what it was.
I love that song so much.
I do too.
It's my favorite.
Um, my brother likes uh, thatwas hip to be hip to be scared
uh, I do like the um new one Ilike that new one, the art, the
art of dying.
But um, okay, so the setup wasokay, so they got the stadium
(04:04):
yeah and that's the big one.
That's where all that's the bigbut some of the fucking bands
there were like why would you?
How was ice nine kills notinside the stadium?
But, you put or bullet for myvalentine, wasn't?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
inside.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They were in the main stadium, but there's two main
main ones.
There's the stadium, which isthe big one, and then there's
the um, what's the symphonystage?
I think I don't remember whatthe fuck it was called, but uh,
symphony stage or whatever.
And that's where that'scathedral.
Cathedral stage is where they,that's where ice nine kills was
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and that's where bullet was andum and then uh on the other
stage, or there's two stages areright beside each other.
So the stadium, two stages rightbeside it and the cathedral's
way out here and this rise, ninekills, oh okay, so really cool.
Number one I loved it betterthan ink.
(05:00):
I'll say that, hands down, inkwas pack so many fucking people
into a small space.
It was a little like, uh, sonictemple was more spread out.
Also, everything's on flatground.
It was nice.
You didn't have to walk upfucking grass hills, you didn't
have people doing moshes wherethere's um dust flying up and
(05:22):
shit because it's so dry and Iknow it was just.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
This seems like a more ideal time of year to go to
any sort of music festival.
I would not want to go toincarceration.
What's that?
In the end of july?
July, that's not that's not anideal time to be outside for
four days or however long it'sthree days in incarceration.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
This is four days.
Okay, but don't get wrong.
Sunday was fucking roaster.
Saturday was roaster, at leastthe weather was thursday okay it
was pretty good.
Yeah, it was crazy because itrained all the way up till oh
sonic temple.
We're good.
And then it come home, rainsagain you're at woodstock.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
What was that like?
It rained all day in theafternoon and then it cleared up
.
And no, it rained all day orain't all right in morning, and
then it cleared up in theafternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's all I remember , oh Wade's.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
World too.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, that's all I remember, dude.
I've been watching the shit outof those because they've been
on the fucking channels off ofTubi I just watched the second
one the other day because I wasor off of Pluto.
Well, justin has it on thefamily movie server.
(06:28):
So I was like, oh wait, it'sreal too.
But no, um, a lot of the thegood bands like we were like we
checked out last week which waslike single sugar bog and things
like that that's the greatestday for a metal peeling, peeling
flesh was a black lead singerand they were fucking hard
didn't we listen to those guyslast week?
I think we did.
Let me see if I can find someother videos.
Okay, so this is.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh, chevelle, is that the red yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Dude.
The dude killed it.
This is inside the stadium.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
There's a guy Running going by.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, people trying to sit, Listen to the crowd.
That's a really good song.
Look at that crowd dude.
And that's all.
Like the whole stadium isfilmed.
That's sweet, okay.
So let me see who's this one.
(07:27):
This is Sing with Sugarbuck.
These guys are from Columbus.
These are the stages rightbeside the stadium.
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Besides the stadium.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, ugh yeah, dude Fucking nasty.
Let me see here.
What's this one?
Oh, this dude sounded likeDeath Clock.
That's the one I sang, you guys?
Oh, I think it's him Peelingflesh.
(08:23):
Oh, that's nasty.
That's the stages too.
They're right beside each other, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
The.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Citadel and I want to say Sanctuary.
Oh, there's my picture of me infront of Metallica.
They had a Metallica wall.
Dude, that's sick.
And I was like dude, I wantthat Guitar Hero one.
So right there, dude, checkthat out.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's right outside the stadium.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's bad as fuck, like a wall, okay, so let me see
here.
Uh, what's this one?
Oh, here it is oh.
I'm bold for my Valentine.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Don't they do that Tears Don't Fall song.
That's what it is.
Oh, is this what this is?
Yeah, tears don't fall.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But I got their other shirt, dude.
They crash around me.
So what sucks is we're tooclose?
What sucks is we were too close?
This was, on that stage, thesame one that Ice Knight kills.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Bullet sounded just like they did on the CD.
See, they had speakers way upthere and then back behind them
there's more speakers.
Dude, that's sweet dude.
Where is my Valentine?
I don't know what she's doing.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
So out of the entire four days.
I know I've asked you thisalready.
You want to see this dude.
Check this out Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So this motherfucker Kept stood up right in front of
me.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
That reminds me when we went to see Fucking Avenged
sevenfold dude dude, okay, sodoyle rules.
I love my phone because I canzoom in like yeah, I was gonna
say, how far back were you,because that's actually really
good um I was pretty far back,but um, here's uh I did.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I did get a little bit of crossfade like coal or
this was like their first showtogether.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Right Thanks, like, uh, reunited.
That's like the only song oftheirs I know.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, they have another one dude, I bet you know.
Dude, I can't remember what it?
Is here's Trivium.
Oh, I love Trivium.
I'm way back in this stadium,dude.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's actually a really good video for where you
are.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And you know I got gunshots at the head of
trepidation that's one of theirbest songs um, right here, dude,
here's here, my camera zoomedin that's really good.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
From how far back?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
oh my god dude so.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
So who had the best set out of the entire four days
or like?
Can you?
Can you narrow it down to likea top three or top five?
I know there's.
You probably saw a lot ofpeople, but I've always.
I'm always curious who had thebest set, and I know Sounds like
bullet, for my Valentine wasdefinitely up there, bullet for
my Valentine.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Um ice, nine kills was fucking amazing.
My dudes from Fight From Within.
So here's Fight From Within,dude.
There's Tim, dude, he's so cool.
(12:21):
And then there's Mike, he's socool.
And then there's Mike, he's agood buddy of my brother's.
They're nasty.
Oh, dude, I loved it.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Where are they from?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
They're from New York , okay.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Oh, dude, I loved it.
Where are they from?
They're from New York.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, oh, dude, here you go.
Which one is this?
Oh, here you go, dude ICP.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's so weird having them there, Dude they had a huge
crowd.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Steve was rapping every one of their songs.
He knew them there, dude, theyhad a huge crowd.
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Steve was rapping every one of their songs.
He knew them all.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I like ICP.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
They had whole tables filled with Faygo.
They just dumped on the crowdthe whole time.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Their show was great.
We only watched a couple ofthose songs though.
They're always that guiltypleasure man, but I can say I've
(13:41):
seen them, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
What about Tech 9?
Did you get to see that at all?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Tech 9 wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh, I thought you said Tech 9 was supposed to be
there.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I wish.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I hear your brother in the background.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I can hear your brother rapping.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
You know, I got to say this.
It probably was a nice changeof pace.
Oh, dude, you know what I gotto say this it probably was a
nice change of pace.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh dude, you know what I mean?
It was so packed dude, like ICPwas so fucking.
Oh dude, is this what I'mthinking?
Oh yeah, it is Okay.
So here's my favorite.
I'm going to say this straightup okay.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I loved.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Ice Nine Kills Sure Loved Bullet.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
For my Valentine, straight up.
Okay, I loved ice.
Nine kills, sure loved um formy valentine.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
for my valentine my favorite and their show was so
awesome and just tight and itwas fucking hard.
Okay, white chapel oh here, yougo.
I love white chapel this is whenjake was kind of pissed because
(15:42):
we watched four songs ofMetallica and then Whitechapel
was starting.
And I'm like, dude, I want tosee Whitechapel.
Like Steve and I we wanted tosee Whitechapel.
We could have left Jake upthere, I guess.
And he's like, well, I've neverseen Metallica.
And I'm like, well, you did,you saw four songs, you've seen
(16:03):
Metallica.
That's what sucks aboutfestivals is because they
overlap, like if you want to seesomebody, you're not going to
get their full show unlessyou're going to just neglect
somebody else.
So, and going with like sixpeople, everybody's like I like
Three Days Grace, I'd like tosee Three Days Grace.
(16:24):
I'm like I don't want to seehim, I don't give a fuck about
him, don't really want to seehim, don't give a shit.
I would rather sit down here inthe shade than be in the
stadium roasting your ass for afucking three days grace when I
can watch their ass on thescreen.
So like nobody, I mean nobody,I'm just saying nobody bitch
about that.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But you know, like just in general kind of yeah,
especially when everyone haslike different tastes.
So it is to me like I've seenmetallica many times, so like I.
If there was somebody I'venever seen before, I would have
opted for that as opposed tometallica after the burial,
killed it too.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh yeah, dude okay, so, oh, that's I love that song
yeah, and then I, I alsorecorded the static or something
like that dude.
Their sonic booms were the bestI love After the Burial.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
All those bass drop things.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And then I took a picture of the sign outside of
our hotel.
It says please do not drop yourcigarette butts on the ground,
the rabbits, because there's abunch of bunnies right there in
the little corner, Holy shitreally Just out in this little
fucking bush area where theysmoke.
Do not drop your cigarettebutts on the ground.
The rabbits come out at nightto smoke them and we are trying
to get them to quit.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
So it's kind of funny , okay, so let's get on the
opposite end of the spectrum.
Yeah, what were some bands thatyou really really were not
impressed with?
Or, or say, somebody you werelooking forward to and you're
just like, ah man, this was theone or something like what were
some, or really, who didn'treally meet your expectations?
I guess would be uh, I'm gonnasay um honestly.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
To tell you the truth , I'm I love rob zombie.
I do like a director and hismusic right, but I think he's
getting old to where he onlysings part of his lyrics and it
sucks he gets winded really easy.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, I've seen videos of him like oh dude, it
was out of beat, out of breath.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It was rough.
He only gets half of hisfucking lyrics and I'm like dude
so I would say definitely robzombie because I got video.
I got video of him too and shit.
And then, um, the one, the oneshow I wish I would have had
different seeds was Korn.
Korn would have been awesome tosee a little bit better.
(18:47):
I don't remember which one isthis.
Oh yeah, we were up on thefucking thing and that was
Killswitch.
I got a Killswitch video, butyeah, just Korn.
We were kind of too far.
Jonathan Davis didn't come allthe way out, which kind of blew,
okay.
But honestly, honestly, I don'tknow like it was a lot of fun.
(19:10):
I'm just too old for it.
I'm just like my feet didn'thurt which.
That's why we worked out, likewe started working out, because
yeah, that's why I don't go tothese things with you my feet
didn't hurt, dude, I could, Iran like I ran up the fucking
stairs like working all thatcardio song and then.
But also like if you, you eitherhad two options you ate a big
(19:33):
lunch before you went there,yeah, and then hopefully it
lasted till the end, and thenyou can go somewhere and go to a
restaurant and get food, allright, or you spend an arm and a
leg on just basic bullshit foodfor nothing.
Dude, like I said, I wastelling John last night, pete I
think it was Friday or Saturday,one of those two I bought rice
(19:57):
with chicken and I do put alittle bit of shrimp on it,
because I guess he messedsomething up or whatever, and I
put a little bit of shrimp on ittoo for free, which usually
didn't come with it, and it was$18.
This little fucking bowl.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Rice bowl.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, jeez, if you wanted, like Steve, they bought
like this huge piece of pizzaand it was one slice of pizza,
but it was pretty big.
Okay, it was like 12, 13, andeven there you're like, oh,
that's not bad.
You know, like when you'rethere, yeah, and then I'll go on
(20:31):
amazon and I'll look at bandshirts and be like I ain't
paying 20, but then I go to theshow and I'm paying 40, 45 bucks
a piece.
Yeah, I bought a metallicazip-up hoodie dude for $85.
But to me buying them, there iscommemorative for that.
Sure, I also bought a new IceNine Kill shirt.
(20:52):
Nice, because Sarah got my 4Xfucking Jason Voorhees one.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And so I bought another Jason Voorhees one, not
the same exact design.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
A lot of times you get like the same size.
A lot of times at these placesyou get like uh designs that you
won't see in stores or youwon't see on their main like
merchandise page.
A lot of times they'll haveexclusive oh, dude, I didn't
even tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Fuck, hey, breed I.
I was like I don't really wanta haybreed shirt.
I don't give a shit, you know Ilove haybreed, but I'm like
dude.
They had a brutus, a buckeye,haybreed shirt.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not even lying, dude, and Ipicked it up, I got it shut the
front door.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Let me here.
I'll see if I can pull it up.
I'll see if you got a pictureof it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I want to see this so , if I can find it, yeah, oh,
yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm gonna.
Sticks is also touring thisyear and I'm gonna buy tickets
to sticks if you go to rafstein,I would 100 oh, I told steve
about that too.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Dude if they yeah, yeah, even if they come to like
chicago, I'm down for like to gosomewhere, like somewhere
within a 150 mile radius.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't care okay, he breed, uh, brutus buckeye 50
mile radius.
I don't care, he breed BrutusBuckeye, they even have a
(22:23):
cleveland one.
Oh really, yeah, clevelandbrowns one.
All right, there it is.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
New life begins that is the dopest fucking shit I've
ever seen it says hardcorechampions, sonic temple 2025
dude and with haybreed, allthings are possible.
I love that.
I love city specific shirts.
(22:49):
See, I would buy that likebands and even like, even like
wherever you're at, with cityspecific designs.
I am 100, will spend 40 onstuff like that to be spending
money.
Like carry, like my wife, we golike we'll go trans siberia.
Carry always wants a shirt andI'm okay with that.
(23:11):
Me, I can't fit into some ofthese shirts yet, so I'm getting
close, but uh, buttransSiberian always has like
City Like they always have.
I always like to get the like.
If I see a band, just a solokind of act, I always like to
get the shirts with, like thelineup on the back with the City
on it.
I always like getting those.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I like to buy a fucking Wage War shirt before I
go to see Wage War.
Dude, aren't they with somebodythat's you would think they'd
be with?
It's breaking benjamin bigstain.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Yeah, what a what's so weird, such a weird lineup.
Wage war is so off dude, I'vealready looked up wage war
t-shirts.
I guess when I went to uh, Ihad a job, job interview and I I
just left it all wage war.
I just listened to the entirespot playlist and it was awesome
.
I never left it off of it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Dude, they have a nail shirt.
I like that Dude.
If I can find Death Row, I'mfucking buying it.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I like Tombstone.
It's my favorite song of theirs.
Just that ending fuckingPantera riff they have.
Oh, so awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I was listening to our podcast from last week and,
yeah, that's what I ended it on.
I was like oh yeah, dude, Ifucking love it.
Dude, I'm huge, I don your hotel, stay hotel, it's fucking the
hilton I've never stayed at abad hilton property I agree and
(24:46):
dude, I've stayed at a ton oflike I was telling john um,
honestly, I'm thinking aboutgetting actually let me see here
I want to look real quick dude.
Um, so this weekend I'm goingto be in columbus again.
Well, last weekend, if you'relistening yeah, this past
weekend.
Um, so I'm going to be at northbank park pavilion in columbus,
(25:09):
311 west long street, which Idon't know where the fuck that
is but what you doing there,thought about asking what you
was up to.
You're probably going to seeyour point, or something but I
was more likely.
I was going to ask what youwere up to, because I'm leaving
Friday and I'm going Saturdayand it was going to be.
I was going to see if youwanted to roll and chill with me
(25:31):
in a hotel.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Be kind of weird, but anyway, you didn't say anything
about that A little tummerstick, please, please tell me
there's only gonna be one bed,because that's the only way I'll
agree I want a man.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Which meal I want?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I want a man.
Which meal?
Oh how get out kid tested,mother approved.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Oh dude I'm just kidding out of context.
It doesn't.
It's not great.
What are?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
you doing what?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
are you doing down there?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I gotta, I gotta dj, oh, I gotcha but I was gonna say
, if you wanted to, like, I'llthink about it.
Yeah, yeah, chill, and you needto stay in the hotel room or
you can help me and then fuckingearn, like I'll throw you a
couple bucks and also I'll payfor all your food and shit.
I'll think about it becauseI'll wine and dine your ass.
But I would be, I would have tocome back saturday night, so
(26:19):
we'd only stay one night.
Dude, I got I gotta fuckingwork at six or seven in the
morning at the golf course onsunday ew, that's late, man.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
You gotta come back saturday night to turn around to
do a turnip bird well, my, myboss was gonna let me off.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
She's like well, you know, would you rather close?
I said no, no, keep me morning.
I'd rather do that.
I don't know.
The closing's kind of likethere's a lot like they're like
it's like you got on opening,you got like three things you
got to do.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Closing.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Closing.
There's like a fucking scrollof shit.
She got it.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
I nailed that shit tonight, though man sounds like
the is yeah, you close everytuesday now.
No, oh, you just fill it whenyou gotta I just told her.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I told her, I said, dude, I'm not working.
So besides this, so wheneveryou need me to work, just let me
know I got you and then when Istart level up back up, or when
I start that shit, I'm gonnafuck oh yeah, I haven't heard a
whole lot of news for me aboutthat.
Well, if anybody's listeningand are wondering about level up
.
We're at a standstill again.
Oh, no shit.
Um, not on my part, on my myside's ready to go yeah like I
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don't.
I have to know what the fuck isgoing on on on the other side in
order for me to be able tofigure out yeah, like, go to the
bank and be like hey, this iswhat we're doing yeah, yeah so
right now, unfortunately, we'rein a gridlock.
So tom, I guess, has been sick.
He's been working on his taxestrying to figure that out.
He paid his principal off, sohe's worried about the fees and
(27:51):
the penalties trying to get thatdown.
Once he gets that down or getsit to where they can make a
payment plan, we're opening backup and I'm gonna.
I wanted to talk to him, so I'mgonna call him tomorrow and, um
, and let him know that my youknow, because I was my lawyer
said yeah, he can open back upand then you just work for him
and when you're when your loangoes through, you can just give
(28:14):
him the loan and it's yours.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Okay, him opening back up is actually really good,
it'll probably be best, I wouldassume, for at least a bank to
see an actual open business,which would make it probably
better for you.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
So it makes sense yeah, so what you got pulled up
there bud?
Oh, we'll do that on the otherside of this break oh, because
we're about to go to break, yeah, so I gotta piss so fucking bad
.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I'm going to help him with that Sweet pre-hotel woman
.
Yeah, so we'll be right backFluffin' hey everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Time to touch on the tiddly bits.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
This is your neighborhood, pervert Jay.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
We're going to talk about one day with my sex
capades, where I was justhanging out watching all the
ladies walk by.
They're running around, justseemed like they were all going
(29:32):
in the same direction.
A couple of them looked at meand smiled and I winked at them.
I was like sup you, littlebitty.
How about I play with the matecops?
A little bit bitch.
But they kept running and theyended up like chasing each other
(29:57):
around and around and aroundand I sat there and I'm like you
know what?
Now is prime time for crimetime.
So I stuck my hand inside theold jockeys and rubbed on the
(30:20):
tinsel.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
As they were chasing each other around the uh, around
the little pieces there aroundthe block, my hand was
vigorously fucking justeradicating whatever mischief I
was doing, oh my God.
(30:52):
And I was just particularlyturned on by this one that just
was just standing there.
Not the other ones runningaround, they were pretty cute
too, but this one just standingthere and I'm like, god damn,
(31:14):
baby, why do you pick your noselike that?
Oh no, dude, you pick your noselike that?
Oh no, dude.
I know where this is going andI'm sitting there and I'm like,
fucking, just licking my lipsand blowing this bitch kisses.
I'm like why don't you comeover here so I don't have to rub
(31:38):
my cock for any longer?
She just continued digging forgold up in that fucking schnoz.
Sounds like baby.
Did you find anything?
Oh damn, oh, baby, here itcomes.
Oh my God, oh, I'm about to cumin my fucking pants.
(32:05):
Oh shit, oh my God.
And then all of a sudden, thislady came up to me and she's
like hey, what are you doinghere?
This is a fucking playground.
Get your ass up and get off ofthe fucking playground.
(32:26):
You can't be jerking.
I'm going to call the police.
I'm like oh shit, just let mefinish.
Oh my God, just let me finish.
Oh my god, can you tell thatone over there to keep picking
her nose?
Oh my god, oh my god, I'mfucking blasted.
(32:50):
Alright, I'm a going, I'm agoing.
She's like you better get going.
All right, I'm going, I'm going.
She's like you, better getgoing, or else I'm going to call
the police.
I got my cell phone out and shestarted calling 911.
So I grabbed my sticky shawlsand started going and I blew my
(33:14):
little booger-picking princess afucking kiss.
But I just wanted to leteveryone know at Sergeant
Harold's Elementary School thatI'll be back.
Oh, yes, I'll be back.
Oh my God, oh shit, I'm souncomfortable right now.
(33:38):
Oh my God, oh shit, I'm souncomfortable right now.
Oh God, I may have to stayabout 100 feet away from your
school, but I have binocularsand I can whack off in the best
of them.
Man, I don't care.
Oh, I found out that littlebooger-picking chick.
(34:00):
She was in the slow learner'sclass, so but hey, I'll take
what I can get anymore.
Thank you for listening, oh boy.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the bestFreakin' Podcast.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jaybaby.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out hey, welcomeback.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Hope you enjoyed that I I hope you're not too
uncomfortable and I hope you'restill with us, but okay.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
So if you're not 10 years old and you don't have
downs, I think you're fine sookay, so real quick.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
So cedar point has announced that they're going to
do like a comedy show, likecomedy shows in june and july
and august at one of their liketheater things.
So this is the first time I'veever seen to really do this.
I wanted to kind of check a fewof these people out and I don't
know if you've heard of any ofthese people, but I don't know
if they're just up and comingpeople.
Some of them I I have heard ofbecause I know this guy was on
(35:16):
america's got talent so I knowthat for a fact, but I was gonna
.
They have like a couple watchnow like features.
I just want to see how they areI like ghost hunting shows too.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I I realized that's the same show, by the way ghost
hunting is just bigfoot huntingindoors.
That's all that is and it's,they're all the same show.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
You've seen one episode of a ghost hunting show.
You've seen all of them.
You know they all have the samescenes they're walking around,
they're like not really gettinganything over here?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Beep, beep, oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
This wall is super spooky.
Right about here, then you lookcloser.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
It's just a stud finder.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
I wonder how adult oriented.
So it says that they're goingto be, that the later show is
going to be 21 plus, so what arethey going to have?
Someone who's going to swearand shit.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Trying to see who these people are.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I don't know.
Have you heard of these people?
I don't know anybody.
I don't know anybody.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Jeff Shaw.
Jeff Shaw looks like a woman.
He does look like a woman.
Oh, it's a weird owl.
A weird owl and Howard Stern'skid.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Manly girly man.
Well, hell, he evenacknowledges it.
It even says right here mainlygirly man.
Only there's even more downthis way, I'm not sure because
you're kind of on the up and upon the comedy scene, so I don't
know if you've heard of thesepeople no no, it's kind of hot
(36:53):
though.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Billy Squire is that the LS Preston Esquire?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
the LS Esquire.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Look at that goofy fuck these might be up and
coming.
Yeah, I think these are up andcoming, which I think is kind of
cool.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I actually kind of I'm looking forward to this, to
be honest with you it doesn'tcost anything to go.
No, no no, it doesn't costanything to go.
No, no, no, it doesn't costanything.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
See that's what I'm saying like I mean that's
awesome for free dude yeah andyou know what.
You know what's awesome aboutit.
A piece of top thrill can't hityou.
Are you gonna make that joke?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
every time we bring up cedar place.
Yes, I think you can't even dothat anymore.
So lucky you if you were inline for that right, so you
can't die so, or almost die sooh, dude, okay, so let me bring
this show up.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It has farva in it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Farva, good one farva good one, farva, bite the soap
brook, make it look like oh dudewhat did you think of my
picture I shared with you?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
oh uh, dude, I loved it.
I thought it was, you know it,kind of made me think about that
.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
You're like, oh, instead of just hiring, so I go
dude, why don't we just take oneof our fucking cell phones and
have somebody just take thepicture, yes, and then chat, gpt
, yeah, and then just putfilters and shit on it and then
done, we got a bad photo.
Just find a cool place to do it, because all these airplane
Airplane mode, airplane mode,it's called airplane mode.
(38:19):
Oh, that's the show.
That's the show.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh, I was like talking about Airplane mode
trailer oh my God.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I hope it's, this.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Logan Paul's in this.
Oh, does that?
I don't know, let me see whatthe hell this dude?
Okay, I want to see if thatdude's in, give me one second.
I don't want to watch LoganPaul if I don't need to.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Agreed.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
So give me one second , I'm going to find out.
Okay, kevin Heffernan, kevinHeffernan On.
Kevin Heffernan on airplane noit is called airplane mode.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Okay, I guess we'll just play this.
I guess See if this is going tobe.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Sinking.
I guess we'll just play this.
I guess See if this is going toSing King.
That's funny.
Okay, seriously, what isHashtagacon?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Bro, it's the biggest , that's a very young-looking
Logataw.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah man, Hashtagacon , Everyone's going to be there.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Is this a movie or a show?
I don't know.
It looks like a movie.
It's a comedy movie.
We're all going to be there.
Is this a movie or a?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
show.
I don't know.
It looks like a movie, comedymovie.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
We're all going to be on the same flight.
Are you ready, man?
What, no, no, no.
What Do we have to fly?
Had your drugs and had yourliquids because we searched
everybody around.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Oh my God, it's a guy from the hide your kids, hide
your wife guy.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It's like 1524.
We are always surprised whenyou choose us.
Please turn your cellular toairplane setting.
I'd rather die than turn my.
What the hell is going on?
It's the cell phone the fuck isthis?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
This is like a worse version of Airplane.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
That's a really Britney alone guy.
You're right, You're not aterrorist, are you Mike?
No, I'm a social mediasensation.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That doesn't make any sense, because this doesn't
look like anything that they'veskipped.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
This looks like the worst.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, look up Kevin Heffernan as well.
The worst.
Airplane skip Kevin HeffernanH-E.
Airplane skip Kevin Heffernan HE, f, f.
Yeah, airplane skip, god damnit.
(41:12):
Not that fuck.
I'm gonna have to show you onmy phone, god damn it.
Okay, let me see here.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Coffee, sir.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, I guess it is airplane mode, holy shit.
Okay, so here's a part of theairplane mode that is Okay.
Okay, so here it is.
I'm going to play it on myphone.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Olive cream Coffee, sir.
Yes, please, Okay, and howwould you like it Like?
I like my women black and fullof cream Just like my dad.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Let's just pretend you didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Dope, you're next.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Hey, guys just wanted to let you know.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I didn't see anything .
You're still going.
You're still going at it.
Okay, sorry, I still didn't seeanything.
There you are.
You're an escape artist, justlike your daddy.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
I'm sorry, where are my manners?
You must be hungry, comrade.
Huh, you want some banana.
Huh, you want a little banana.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Right.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Here you go, why you eat that.
Huh, here you go, why you takethat off.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought you wantsome cheese pal, you got cheese.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
The fuck is going on.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Borscht Taco, taco, huh I hope you're not dairy
intolerant there, ruski.
What was that?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
What the fuck?
You looking at Aladdin?
Nothing, I've got no problem,I'm just racist.
I do respect the queers, thoughThey've been through a lot Now
you get to tell them it'sillegal.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Now they have shows about it's the, it's the farva
character.
It is kind of that's 100 farva.
That looks like one of theworst movies ever made.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
it looks like a teemu airplane, except with bad sex
jokes my brother was sending mesome good shit, dude, when she
spent the Plan B money onBeyonce tickets.
Now you've got to handle thesituation the best.
You know how Dude I'm tellingyou what?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
bro Fucking great man , falcon Punch Dude, she's just
getting lit up, bro Fuckinggreat man Fucking punch, dude,
she's just getting lit up, dude,I shared a Ninja Turtle.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
One dude, it said when he tries to put it back in
and he accidentally cowabungasyou right in your sewer hole.
Oh, dude, this was adorable man.
Okay, so me being a Chris youknow us being a Chris Farley and
Tommy boy fan I loved this dudeand it's cute, it's a baby.
Weren't they babies?
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Oh, I've seen a ton of those videos.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Oh man, my uncle explained in the super secret
game we're about to play oh, youknow there's.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
You know ai's been kind of making the rounds and
it's kind of fucked up.
So I, I saw the, I was on, Isaw it on the internet somewhere
that it girl, like women,influencers, like only fans,
girls are using this.
This is probably gonna piss youoff, because I I wasn't too.
Go piss my dad off.
I know that are using filtersto make themselves look like
(45:07):
downs, girl, downs people,people with down syndrome, and
pretended to be sexy girls thathave down syndrome those are
like hot right now.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Dude, like those aren't those aren't real.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Those are filters.
That's ai.
I'm like that drool ain't realbro.
No, no for like still the 99.
A lot of these play likeinstagram and all these are
trying to like take these placespeople down, because they're
just what people are doing aretaking legit like of influencers
and instagram like people whoaren't filtered.
(45:39):
They're taking, they'restealing their content and
putting these these doubtsyndrome filters over their
faces to make them look likethey have doubts and just
racking in fucking money from ofaccounts for with their own of,
so that it OF.
So this is an instance where AIis the fucking devil.
So it's fucking disgusting.
(45:59):
Like it's people using theguise of Down syndrome people to
get people horny.
Like first of all, I saw it.
I'm like ew, that does not makeme go.
Okay, it did A little bit.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I'm not going to lie.
There's a couple of Downsyndrome workout like real ones
that are like fucking fitnesschicks and they're fucking sexy.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I mean you can't have a conversation with them and
whatever.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Scratch, scratch my CD.
Yoda, why'd you scratch his CD?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Wasn't there a party.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
I'll have sex with every damn one of them.
And no pussy.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
It's pussy yeah yeah, I was like man.
Do people go to such lengths tomake a dollar?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I'll ask her if she's down with the thickness Down
with the thickness, down withthe thickness, oh my god man but
why I can never do that.
I can never do the fuckingsystem of a down scream dude you
said he had some, or?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
not system of undisturbed oh yeah, bands we
wouldn't get through a fuckingpodcast without talking about
bands and stuff.
Well, we did a little bit, butyou know the righteous gemstones
.
You know that show ended thisyear like really I hate getting
(47:30):
into shows and they end.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
That's why you go.
It's always sunny, dude keepsgoing.
That's true.
Parkway drive has a new album Ilike.
It's called sacred.
My new album is so.
I don't know the songs on it.
I could look them up, but yeahit's.
I mean there is a song calledSacred.
Yeah, we'll rock it.
(47:52):
I do.
I love Parkway Drive toothey're gonna be at
incarceration.
Well, I got my attention hepeered into your soul as he
(48:15):
screamed it did man.
Well, I got my attention.
He peered into your soul as hescreamed it did man.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
I'll make a promise, but this is the last one.
It's on my honor, so call it aswan song.
I am a splinter of the personthat you think you'll know, but
if you listen close, I know aplace where my dreams are real
enough.
I see a time where the sunshines bright enough.
I feel a path beneath my feet.
I feel it all within my wings.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I'm gonna get it this time I like the chorus.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Sacred reset the wounds they tore apart.
Unbroken heart.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
That's pretty good.
That might be.
Actually it might be just theirnew song, but I don't know, oh,
okay.
Sacred single.
Okay, so the next one is calledRenaissance R-E-N-E-S-A-N-C-S.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
R-E-N-E R-E-N-E.
Okay, rene, rene.
S-a-n-s, s-a-n-s.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yes, and I'm trying to look them up right now.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Where do you hear these guys from?
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Facebook.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Labor of Love.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Hard to live is their number one.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Labor of hate, is that?
Yeah, this is up here.
Speaker 5 (50:02):
We were never the same.
Now you're just another Toxicflow.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I like that techno-y kind of feel on the track yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah, that's nasty, what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
They're going to be in Toledo.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Oh, no shit they're going to be in Toledo.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
Oh, no shit.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
My brother's going to Death Fest Fight From Within's
going to be there and hunt thedinosaur and shit $35 tickets.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
You can't beat that.
Those are shows I like to go to.
I have to DJ that what?
Now we got cleats, cleats.
This guy's rage is incredible.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
That's what I thought of Whitechapel dude.
That dude went high-pitched tolow growl.
Fucking rage is incredible.
I thought I was telling Jake.
I said, dude, you're looking atthe top tier of fucking death
metal right now.
Dude, I don't know if you knowthat Dude that you know that.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Do that.
I love that.
A lot of bands do that, butthat sounds really good in the
context.
Wait for the breakdown.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, that's what I'm waiting on here.
As soon as the breakdown starts, you hit that fucking sonic,
boom Right here Yep.
As soon as you hit that, I'mdoomed.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
Oh, that's nasty, I love that shit.
Speaker 4 (53:10):
Dude, this dude is good.
We'll knock up all the burninggates.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
This is the labor of God.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Slow that shit down.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Stake face engaged Fuck.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
I kept moshing my niece Jumping against her
fucking slam dancing.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Nice dude.
Oh, that's definitely goinginto the playlist.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Alright, dude, hard to Live is their number one,
though.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
That's definitely going to.
This whole band's going into myplaylist.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Oh dude, hell, yeah, that's good.
Yeah, hard to Live is theirbest one.
So let's see what that is goodcall hard to live yeah I don't
see it.
(54:07):
It was up top, was it keepgoing?
Speaker 4 (54:10):
up.
That's as far as it goes.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Oh, wasn't, there.
Oh, right there.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Oh, that says woe is me though, yeah, woe is me hard
to live.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Oh, I didn't hear the other part, Woe is me, is like
okay, so I guess it's wow.
Okay, I think it's got davidjames benitez.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
that's the lead singer of this, oh, that of that
band, yeah, but their numberone song.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
This woes me well, fuck, it's another band have I
listened to this already?
Speaker 4 (54:43):
apparently I've listened to this before, baby,
really.
Yeah, the thing was like righthere was like right here.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Fuck, I don't know why.
I didn't even think of thisdude.
We can just go through thebottom of here and it tells you
a whole bunch of differentfucking bands.
Dude, ape on the Rocket.
What on Spotify?
No on Amazon.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Oh, Spotify does that too at the bottom, that's that
sound like this band.
Yeah, ape on the rocket ape onthe rocket dude.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
That's the name of a band.
That's the funniest fuckingshit on the rocket and it looks
fucking hard as shit.
Love is their number one song.
Oh man dude.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
Math, mathcore.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
What the fuck?
Progressive metalcore what?
Speaker 4 (55:56):
the fuck Dude Mathcore.
What the fuck is mathcore?
Speaker 2 (55:59):
They just do numbers.
What the Are they fuckingRussian?
(56:31):
Russian Dude.
I'm fucking digging it, bro.
Follow.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Oh dude, this is great Ah.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
I don't speak Russian , but I love this From
Konigsberg.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Oh, dude, dude, oh, let's see.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, it love this Dude.
I like that when it just slowsdown, but the fucking vocals are
hard.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
Ape on the Rock is so good, oh Jesus.
Speaker 3 (59:06):
Oh God, oh, that was badass.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Looks like a Mac Miller video.
What this is an adventure.
(59:41):
I love the fact that we do thisand look up these new artists
that we've never heard of.
What we're doing is broadeningour fucking horizons, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
What the?
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
fuck, sounds like my coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Coffee you sound like a big choo-choo train you sound
like a big choo-choo train yousound like a big choo-choo train
.
What about Bernie?
Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Hayes, bernie Hayes, burning.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Hayes, oh, bernie Hayes, not Bernie Hayes.
That would be hilarious Numberone song is called Mindshade,
burning Hayes Mindshade.
It's the number one song.
The chick's pretty hot in thevideo already, so I have a boner
.
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
They got a big white screen Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
I like this.
I see a worm that dressed by mylife no luck, no aim, no sense.
Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
What a waste of time, what a waste of energy.
What an empty destiny.
I give my freedom to my freedom.
I help them happy days andnights.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, poor chance here.
I'm a wretch.
They're definitely not fromAmerica.
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Yeah they're from Italy, oh really.
Yeah, that's what it says downhere Adding them to my playlist.
Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
I'm free, I'm the ender and I'm losing control.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I don't wanna break the law.
I'm doing evil and right.
Others have to let this go.
Adding them to my playlist,yeah, no shit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
I'm like you, the best to make me dirty too.
Spare the fear of blood anddust and light.
They can't get my soul in theshadows.
When you're alive, you're downto earth.
Every time I fucking lie,they're gonna pay the knife and
(01:01:42):
I'm throwing the knife Sp.
Creepy kind of shit.
This is what sleep tokensshould be.
Yeah, I agree, this guy kind ofa sleep toolkit kind of look,
(01:02:14):
this guy has, you know, with thehood and shit.
(01:03:02):
Yeah, with the hood and the maskand all that shit, we shot that
base totem Rose.
That bass tone is gross, that'ssick.
Red Keep, red Keep.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
It's not a song, it's the name of a band, oh Red Keep
, and the name of the song iscalled Murder and it sounds like
it's going to be awesome oh.
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Let's see what this is.
Where are you finding thesebands?
Are you just?
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
going down the bottom of the thing.
So far not disappointed.
Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Yeah, I'm not disappointed in any of this.
(01:03:53):
Right off the rip, love it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Alright, already added.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Here we go, bitch, buckle up, dude, I love that Get
in still good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Buckle up, bitch, I am not the one to be controlled
by anyone, I will fight.
It's like Jack Black yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
I'm in control, but I still love you.
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
It's like Jack Black yeah.
I love those, I love thosescrapes dude.
I know it's an overplayed metathing in the metal world.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I don't care.
It's so awesome.
I love it so much, I can't getenough of it.
It's so good.
These guys are badass.
They all love it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Go away, you'll never be free.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Fuck yeah, dude, I knew it, dude, I was like my
fucking metal boner, justfucking shot up, dude.
I love that scream buildup,fuck yeah, buckle up bitch.
Okay, next band as we divide,and the number one song is
(01:06:05):
Resurgence.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
There it is.
Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
There it is A little slow.
Oh dude, got a little cleans,got some cleans going on.
I like this so far Kodak shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
That's awesome, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Got kind of a Deftones kind of thing going on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Little sleep-toked, little hardcore.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Sleep-toked Deftones thing going on.
It's a way it takes for a manto break and there's always a
way to say goodbye I'm not ableto say your name Kind of an
(01:06:58):
early 2000s kind of vibe to it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
I'm not able to say your name.
Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
I love that shit though Definitely a good vibe,
dude.
If the guy doesn't flip hisguitar around his shoulder, then
what are we doing?
Or if they don't run in place,Like the black fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Not bad dude.
Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
If I was listening to these guys at like a bar, I'd
be into it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
This would be like middle school, like you're a
metalhead in middle school.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
The other ones are more like oh, I'm an adult now.
Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
It kind of mixes a lot of early 2000s.
I can tell it's influenced by alot of early 2000s like Attack,
attack and shit Without thegayness.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Levitated and the song's called Lunar.
Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
What a great name for a band.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
pisses me off when I see good names for bands.
Why did I think of that Dude wecan always like I love our name
, dude.
Oh, me too.
I'm not saying, I don't likeour name, I'm just saying like
Disengage, was it?
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Levitated.
Levitated Lunar Lunar Lunar's,our number one song.
Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Interesting.
These people are not that wellknown either.
I like discovering bands thataren't well known.
That sounds good already.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
These guys are going to be fucking nasty.
I can feel it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Oh my god, my face is melting.
Oh my god, got Whitechapelfeels here.
Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
There, we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
There we go.
Got Whitechapel feels here.
Yeah, probably the last onewe're going to do.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
We're running out of time, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh
shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh
shut up, oh shut up.
(01:09:35):
We're gonna do Gross.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
This will definitely be a band I'd hear at Sonic
Temple.
Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
I know, right, I Look at your place, get out of here.
Oh my god, those fucking divebombs on that fucking chord man,
(01:10:39):
bro.
Ah, the end of this is.
The world will never be madeLike there was ever these bad
guys in their place, rightversus right.
I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll
(01:10:59):
stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'llstop, I'll stop, I'll stop,
I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop,I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop
, I'll stop, I'll stop.
(01:11:25):
Where are we going now, boys,but it's never enough to satisfy
.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
An anger invades the devil and my soul is detained.
The ring is lost and the box isgrey, while we taste to die.
And the first place I'll be.
There's no beginning once everydress is diverse.
There's no beginning once everydress is diverse.
Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Yeah, that's pretty badass fuck, yeah, yeah, that,
yeah that was legit dude, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
That had me like where are we going?
Oh, I love how some, becauseit's and dude.
Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
their album just looks basic bitch.
Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
It doesn't look like anything you would like.
Those are always the best ones,though, but with that said, we
must leave you for this evening.
Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
You almost started doing that from now on, just
looking up a band.
Yeah, you almost started doingthat from now on just looking up
a band?
Yeah, Is that a fucking femalesinger.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Don't get me started on that, then we'll never, leave
.
It's called Bury the Darknessoh what a great name.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
You want to check them out real quick.
One more, one more Bury theDarkness.
I don't know if it's a femalesinger or it's a dude.
That just looks really feminine, all right.
And then the song's calledGaslight, gaslight.
(01:13:38):
Yeah, sounds like a dude, but Idon't know.
I have been fooled before.
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
I have been fooled before.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah, it's a guy, but they're out of Arizona.
It's not bad.
No, it's actually.
I love the beginning too.
It was really good.
Oh, that's good dude.
I'm cool with that, whateverdude.
Yeah, so Ape on the Rock waslegit.
Yeah that was awesome.
I love that A lot of these dude.
I'm just looking these up.
And then Amazon seeing whatAmazon it's like a.
Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
It's a rabbit hole of metal awesomeness.
But with that said, we mustleave you for this evening.
Uh, we appreciate everyone's uhsupport, all of y'all that's
been with us through 172episodes.
So if you're still here, thankyou very much.
If you're new here, I know wedo a lot of music, but we love
music and we love movies and webasically this is our fucking
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Uh, if you enjoy our skits, ifyou like what you're hearing or
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Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
We're talking about retards.
Earlier, dude, I got an eci penhere, that's funny, ironic.
Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Uh, you can hear us on all major platforms that do
podcasts and stuff, and you knowwhere you're at.
We're just below Joe Roganabout 25,000 podcasts below him.
So we're on the up and up.
So if you want to get us upwith the charts, give us a
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So, jay, final thoughts beforewe leave.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Yes, just would like to, like John john said, say
thank you to everybody, um, for,you know, sticking with us.
Oh, dude, I didn't tell youokay, so before I go, okay and I
told you this last night.
Dude, I did actually.
I told you this last night.
Never mind, I'm not gonna sayI'm gonna it go.
But, anyway, if you get achance, check out Fight From
(01:15:33):
Within.
They're awesome dudes.
No joke, man, steve, we homiehug and everything else.
The whole band is just supercool.
We were handing out businesscards for them.
Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
The whole fucking Like a street team kind of shit.
Yeah, that's what they did.
Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
They were like hey, do you want to do that?
Do you want to hand these outfor me?
I was like oh, yeah, um, but uh, next year I'm, we may go again
.
I'm not, I'm not going to payto go and I'm not going to go
watch bands like as much as Idid.
Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
But, That'd be cool, so we'll be looking forward to
maybe that.
But with that said, we'll seeyou, we'll see you have time to
go to bed because we're old, sowe'll see you next week.
I'm John Brickner.
Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
And I'm Jason Scherter, later, later, later,
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Welcome to another episode ofit's Everyday with Jon and Jay.
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What's up Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It is 172.
Yes, sir, electric Boogaloo.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Isn't that crazy.
We're almost to 300, or 200.
200.
Jeez, 300.
300.
God damn, this is Sparta.
That's two years down the road,it'll be 300.
Yeah, that's wild.
We're almost to 200.
That means we've been doingthis for over almost four years
Four years.
Four years Uh yeah, that isfucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, most podcasts don't even last six months, let
alone three, three and a halfyears-ish.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, no shit man.
This is like going back to myteen years and lasting.
Yeah, Now I just get a look formy wife of disappointment and
then I go to sleep.
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So last week we did a preview of Sonic Temple and you
just returned.
I know this is like a week latebecause people are like just I
just released the, the preview,even though sonic tuple just
happened the past weekend, soeveryone's getting this a week
late.
But you got anything good, solet's get the report from sonic.
Let's get this right off.
(02:55):
The rip.
Sonic tuple, yay nay I don'tlike it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I like it better than ink.
Um, I did get to hear, like Iwas telling john.
Last night I got to hear myfavorite um ice nine kills song
which I was so stoked aboutthey're awesome, so let me see
if I can find which one is it?
Oh, it's this one.
So here, let me see here, herewe go.
(03:23):
I didn't shoot the video.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So were those stages outside the stadium?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, and the main stage was inside the stadium.
So yeah, what it was.
I love that song so much.
I do too.
It's my favorite.
Um, my brother likes uh, thatwas hip to be hip to be scared
uh, I do like the um new one Ilike that new one, the art, the
art of dying.
But um, okay, so the setup wasokay, so they got the stadium
(04:04):
yeah and that's the big one.
That's where all that's the bigbut some of the fucking bands
there were like why would you?
How was ice nine kills notinside the stadium?
But, you put or bullet for myvalentine, wasn't?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
inside.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They were in the main stadium, but there's two main
main ones.
There's the stadium, which isthe big one, and then there's
the um, what's the symphonystage?
I think I don't remember whatthe fuck it was called, but uh,
symphony stage or whatever.
And that's where that'scathedral.
Cathedral stage is where they,that's where ice nine kills was
(04:38):
and that's where bullet was andum and then uh on the other
stage, or there's two stages areright beside each other.
So the stadium, two stages rightbeside it and the cathedral's
way out here and this rise, ninekills, oh okay, so really cool.
Number one I loved it betterthan ink.
(05:00):
I'll say that, hands down, inkwas pack so many fucking people
into a small space.
It was a little like, uh, sonictemple was more spread out.
Also, everything's on flatground.
It was nice.
You didn't have to walk upfucking grass hills, you didn't
have people doing moshes wherethere's um dust flying up and
(05:22):
shit because it's so dry and Iknow it was just.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
This seems like a more ideal time of year to go to
any sort of music festival.
I would not want to go toincarceration.
What's that?
In the end of july?
July, that's not that's not anideal time to be outside for
four days or however long it'sthree days in incarceration.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
This is four days.
Okay, but don't get wrong.
Sunday was fucking roaster.
Saturday was roaster, at leastthe weather was thursday okay it
was pretty good.
Yeah, it was crazy because itrained all the way up till oh
sonic temple.
We're good.
And then it come home, rainsagain you're at woodstock.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
What was that like?
It rained all day in theafternoon and then it cleared up
.
And no, it rained all day orain't all right in morning, and
then it cleared up in theafternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's all I remember , oh Wade's.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
World too.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, that's all I remember, dude.
I've been watching the shit outof those because they've been
on the fucking channels off ofTubi I just watched the second
one the other day because I wasor off of Pluto.
Well, justin has it on thefamily movie server.
(06:28):
So I was like, oh wait, it'sreal too.
But no, um, a lot of the thegood bands like we were like we
checked out last week which waslike single sugar bog and things
like that that's the greatestday for a metal peeling, peeling
flesh was a black lead singerand they were fucking hard
didn't we listen to those guyslast week?
I think we did.
Let me see if I can find someother videos.
Okay, so this is.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh, chevelle, is that the red yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Dude.
The dude killed it.
This is inside the stadium.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
There's a guy Running going by.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, people trying to sit, Listen to the crowd.
That's a really good song.
Look at that crowd dude.
And that's all.
Like the whole stadium isfilmed.
That's sweet, okay.
So let me see who's this one.
(07:27):
This is Sing with Sugarbuck.
These guys are from Columbus.
These are the stages rightbeside the stadium.
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Besides the stadium.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, ugh yeah, dude Fucking nasty.
Let me see here.
What's this one?
Oh, this dude sounded likeDeath Clock.
That's the one I sang, you guys?
Oh, I think it's him Peelingflesh.
(08:23):
Oh, that's nasty.
That's the stages too.
They're right beside each other, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
The.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Citadel and I want to say Sanctuary.
Oh, there's my picture of me infront of Metallica.
They had a Metallica wall.
Dude, that's sick.
And I was like dude, I wantthat Guitar Hero one.
So right there, dude, checkthat out.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's right outside the stadium.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's bad as fuck, like a wall, okay, so let me see
here.
Uh, what's this one?
Oh, here it is oh.
I'm bold for my Valentine.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Don't they do that Tears Don't Fall song.
That's what it is.
Oh, is this what this is?
Yeah, tears don't fall.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But I got their other shirt, dude.
They crash around me.
So what sucks is we're tooclose?
What sucks is we were too close?
This was, on that stage, thesame one that Ice Knight kills.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Bullet sounded just like they did on the CD.
See, they had speakers way upthere and then back behind them
there's more speakers.
Dude, that's sweet dude.
Where is my Valentine?
I don't know what she's doing.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
So out of the entire four days.
I know I've asked you thisalready.
You want to see this dude.
Check this out Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So this motherfucker Kept stood up right in front of
me.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
That reminds me when we went to see Fucking Avenged
sevenfold dude dude, okay, sodoyle rules.
I love my phone because I canzoom in like yeah, I was gonna
say, how far back were you,because that's actually really
good um I was pretty far back,but um, here's uh I did.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I did get a little bit of crossfade like coal or
this was like their first showtogether.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Right Thanks, like, uh, reunited.
That's like the only song oftheirs I know.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, they have another one dude, I bet you know.
Dude, I can't remember what it?
Is here's Trivium.
Oh, I love Trivium.
I'm way back in this stadium,dude.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's actually a really good video for where you
are.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And you know I got gunshots at the head of
trepidation that's one of theirbest songs um, right here, dude,
here's here, my camera zoomedin that's really good.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
From how far back?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
oh my god dude so.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
So who had the best set out of the entire four days
or like?
Can you?
Can you narrow it down to likea top three or top five?
I know there's.
You probably saw a lot ofpeople, but I've always.
I'm always curious who had thebest set, and I know Sounds like
bullet, for my Valentine wasdefinitely up there, bullet for
my Valentine.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Um ice, nine kills was fucking amazing.
My dudes from Fight From Within.
So here's Fight From Within,dude.
There's Tim, dude, he's so cool.
(12:21):
And then there's Mike, he's socool.
And then there's Mike, he's agood buddy of my brother's.
They're nasty.
Oh, dude, I loved it.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Where are they from?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
They're from New York , okay.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Oh, dude, I loved it.
Where are they from?
They're from New York.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, oh, dude, here you go.
Which one is this?
Oh, here you go, dude ICP.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's so weird having them there, Dude they had a huge
crowd.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Steve was rapping every one of their songs.
He knew them there, dude, theyhad a huge crowd.
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Steve was rapping every one of their songs.
He knew them all.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I like ICP.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
They had whole tables filled with Faygo.
They just dumped on the crowdthe whole time.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Their show was great.
We only watched a couple ofthose songs though.
They're always that guiltypleasure man, but I can say I've
(13:41):
seen them, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
What about Tech 9?
Did you get to see that at all?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Tech 9 wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh, I thought you said Tech 9 was supposed to be
there.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I wish.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I hear your brother in the background.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I can hear your brother rapping.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
You know, I got to say this.
It probably was a nice changeof pace.
Oh, dude, you know what I gotto say this it probably was a
nice change of pace.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh dude, you know what I mean?
It was so packed dude, like ICPwas so fucking.
Oh dude, is this what I'mthinking?
Oh yeah, it is Okay.
So here's my favorite.
I'm going to say this straightup okay.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I loved.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Ice Nine Kills Sure Loved Bullet.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
For my Valentine, straight up.
Okay, I loved ice.
Nine kills, sure loved um formy valentine.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
for my valentine my favorite and their show was so
awesome and just tight and itwas fucking hard.
Okay, white chapel oh here, yougo.
I love white chapel this is whenjake was kind of pissed because
(15:42):
we watched four songs ofMetallica and then Whitechapel
was starting.
And I'm like, dude, I want tosee Whitechapel.
Like Steve and I we wanted tosee Whitechapel.
We could have left Jake upthere, I guess.
And he's like, well, I've neverseen Metallica.
And I'm like, well, you did,you saw four songs, you've seen
(16:03):
Metallica.
That's what sucks aboutfestivals is because they
overlap, like if you want to seesomebody, you're not going to
get their full show unlessyou're going to just neglect
somebody else.
So, and going with like sixpeople, everybody's like I like
Three Days Grace, I'd like tosee Three Days Grace.
(16:24):
I'm like I don't want to seehim, I don't give a fuck about
him, don't really want to seehim, don't give a shit.
I would rather sit down here inthe shade than be in the
stadium roasting your ass for afucking three days grace when I
can watch their ass on thescreen.
So like nobody, I mean nobody,I'm just saying nobody bitch
about that.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But you know, like just in general kind of yeah,
especially when everyone haslike different tastes.
So it is to me like I've seenmetallica many times, so like I.
If there was somebody I'venever seen before, I would have
opted for that as opposed tometallica after the burial,
killed it too.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh yeah, dude okay, so, oh, that's I love that song
yeah, and then I, I alsorecorded the static or something
like that dude.
Their sonic booms were the bestI love After the Burial.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
All those bass drop things.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And then I took a picture of the sign outside of
our hotel.
It says please do not drop yourcigarette butts on the ground,
the rabbits, because there's abunch of bunnies right there in
the little corner, Holy shitreally Just out in this little
fucking bush area where theysmoke.
Do not drop your cigarettebutts on the ground.
The rabbits come out at nightto smoke them and we are trying
to get them to quit.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
So it's kind of funny , okay, so let's get on the
opposite end of the spectrum.
Yeah, what were some bands thatyou really really were not
impressed with?
Or, or say, somebody you werelooking forward to and you're
just like, ah man, this was theone or something like what were
some, or really, who didn'treally meet your expectations?
I guess would be uh, I'm gonnasay um honestly.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
To tell you the truth , I'm I love rob zombie.
I do like a director and hismusic right, but I think he's
getting old to where he onlysings part of his lyrics and it
sucks he gets winded really easy.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, I've seen videos of him like oh dude, it
was out of beat, out of breath.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It was rough.
He only gets half of hisfucking lyrics and I'm like dude
so I would say definitely robzombie because I got video.
I got video of him too and shit.
And then, um, the one, the oneshow I wish I would have had
different seeds was Korn.
Korn would have been awesome tosee a little bit better.
(18:47):
I don't remember which one isthis.
Oh yeah, we were up on thefucking thing and that was
Killswitch.
I got a Killswitch video, butyeah, just Korn.
We were kind of too far.
Jonathan Davis didn't come allthe way out, which kind of blew,
okay.
But honestly, honestly, I don'tknow like it was a lot of fun.
(19:10):
I'm just too old for it.
I'm just like my feet didn'thurt which.
That's why we worked out, likewe started working out, because
yeah, that's why I don't go tothese things with you my feet
didn't hurt, dude, I could, Iran like I ran up the fucking
stairs like working all thatcardio song and then.
But also like if you, you eitherhad two options you ate a big
(19:33):
lunch before you went there,yeah, and then hopefully it
lasted till the end, and thenyou can go somewhere and go to a
restaurant and get food, allright, or you spend an arm and a
leg on just basic bullshit foodfor nothing.
Dude, like I said, I wastelling John last night, pete I
think it was Friday or Saturday,one of those two I bought rice
(19:57):
with chicken and I do put alittle bit of shrimp on it,
because I guess he messedsomething up or whatever, and I
put a little bit of shrimp on ittoo for free, which usually
didn't come with it, and it was$18.
This little fucking bowl.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Rice bowl.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, jeez, if you wanted, like Steve, they bought
like this huge piece of pizzaand it was one slice of pizza,
but it was pretty big.
Okay, it was like 12, 13, andeven there you're like, oh,
that's not bad.
You know, like when you'rethere, yeah, and then I'll go on
(20:31):
amazon and I'll look at bandshirts and be like I ain't
paying 20, but then I go to theshow and I'm paying 40, 45 bucks
a piece.
Yeah, I bought a metallicazip-up hoodie dude for $85.
But to me buying them, there iscommemorative for that.
Sure, I also bought a new IceNine Kill shirt.
(20:52):
Nice, because Sarah got my 4Xfucking Jason Voorhees one.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And so I bought another Jason Voorhees one, not
the same exact design.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
A lot of times you get like the same size.
A lot of times at these placesyou get like uh designs that you
won't see in stores or youwon't see on their main like
merchandise page.
A lot of times they'll haveexclusive oh, dude, I didn't
even tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Fuck, hey, breed I.
I was like I don't really wanta haybreed shirt.
I don't give a shit, you know Ilove haybreed, but I'm like
dude.
They had a brutus, a buckeye,haybreed shirt.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not even lying, dude, and Ipicked it up, I got it shut the
front door.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Let me here.
I'll see if I can pull it up.
I'll see if you got a pictureof it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I want to see this so , if I can find it, yeah, oh,
yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm gonna.
Sticks is also touring thisyear and I'm gonna buy tickets
to sticks if you go to rafstein,I would 100 oh, I told steve
about that too.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Dude if they yeah, yeah, even if they come to like
chicago, I'm down for like to gosomewhere, like somewhere
within a 150 mile radius.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't care okay, he breed, uh, brutus buckeye 50
mile radius.
I don't care, he breed BrutusBuckeye, they even have a
(22:23):
cleveland one.
Oh really, yeah, clevelandbrowns one.
All right, there it is.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
New life begins that is the dopest fucking shit I've
ever seen it says hardcorechampions, sonic temple 2025
dude and with haybreed, allthings are possible.
I love that.
I love city specific shirts.
(22:49):
See, I would buy that likebands and even like, even like
wherever you're at, with cityspecific designs.
I am 100, will spend 40 onstuff like that to be spending
money.
Like carry, like my wife, we golike we'll go trans siberia.
Carry always wants a shirt andI'm okay with that.
(23:11):
Me, I can't fit into some ofthese shirts yet, so I'm getting
close, but uh, buttransSiberian always has like
City Like they always have.
I always like to get the like.
If I see a band, just a solokind of act, I always like to
get the shirts with, like thelineup on the back with the City
on it.
I always like getting those.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I like to buy a fucking Wage War shirt before I
go to see Wage War.
Dude, aren't they with somebodythat's you would think they'd
be with?
It's breaking benjamin bigstain.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Yeah, what a what's so weird, such a weird lineup.
Wage war is so off dude, I'vealready looked up wage war
t-shirts.
I guess when I went to uh, Ihad a job, job interview and I I
just left it all wage war.
I just listened to the entirespot playlist and it was awesome
.
I never left it off of it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Dude, they have a nail shirt.
I like that Dude.
If I can find Death Row, I'mfucking buying it.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I like Tombstone.
It's my favorite song of theirs.
Just that ending fuckingPantera riff they have.
Oh, so awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I was listening to our podcast from last week and,
yeah, that's what I ended it on.
I was like oh yeah, dude, Ifucking love it.
Dude, I'm huge, I don your hotel, stay hotel, it's fucking the
hilton I've never stayed at abad hilton property I agree and
(24:46):
dude, I've stayed at a ton oflike I was telling john um,
honestly, I'm thinking aboutgetting actually let me see here
I want to look real quick dude.
Um, so this weekend I'm goingto be in columbus again.
Well, last weekend, if you'relistening yeah, this past
weekend.
Um, so I'm going to be at northbank park pavilion in columbus,
(25:09):
311 west long street, which Idon't know where the fuck that
is but what you doing there,thought about asking what you
was up to.
You're probably going to seeyour point, or something but I
was more likely.
I was going to ask what youwere up to, because I'm leaving
Friday and I'm going Saturdayand it was going to be.
I was going to see if youwanted to roll and chill with me
(25:31):
in a hotel.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Be kind of weird, but anyway, you didn't say anything
about that A little tummerstick, please, please tell me
there's only gonna be one bed,because that's the only way I'll
agree I want a man.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Which meal I want?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I want a man.
Which meal?
Oh how get out kid tested,mother approved.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Oh dude I'm just kidding out of context.
It doesn't.
It's not great.
What are?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
you doing what?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
are you doing down there?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I gotta, I gotta dj, oh, I gotcha but I was gonna say
, if you wanted to, like, I'llthink about it.
Yeah, yeah, chill, and you needto stay in the hotel room or
you can help me and then fuckingearn, like I'll throw you a
couple bucks and also I'll payfor all your food and shit.
I'll think about it becauseI'll wine and dine your ass.
But I would be, I would have tocome back saturday night, so
(26:19):
we'd only stay one night.
Dude, I got I gotta fuckingwork at six or seven in the
morning at the golf course onsunday ew, that's late, man.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
You gotta come back saturday night to turn around to
do a turnip bird well, my, myboss was gonna let me off.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
She's like well, you know, would you rather close?
I said no, no, keep me morning.
I'd rather do that.
I don't know.
The closing's kind of likethere's a lot like they're like
it's like you got on opening,you got like three things you
got to do.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Closing.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Closing.
There's like a fucking scrollof shit.
She got it.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
I nailed that shit tonight, though man sounds like
the is yeah, you close everytuesday now.
No, oh, you just fill it whenyou gotta I just told her.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I told her, I said, dude, I'm not working.
So besides this, so wheneveryou need me to work, just let me
know I got you and then when Istart level up back up, or when
I start that shit, I'm gonnafuck oh yeah, I haven't heard a
whole lot of news for me aboutthat.
Well, if anybody's listeningand are wondering about level up
.
We're at a standstill again.
Oh, no shit.
Um, not on my part, on my myside's ready to go yeah like I
(27:28):
don't.
I have to know what the fuck isgoing on on on the other side in
order for me to be able tofigure out yeah, like, go to the
bank and be like hey, this iswhat we're doing yeah, yeah so
right now, unfortunately, we'rein a gridlock.
So tom, I guess, has been sick.
He's been working on his taxestrying to figure that out.
He paid his principal off, sohe's worried about the fees and
(27:51):
the penalties trying to get thatdown.
Once he gets that down or getsit to where they can make a
payment plan, we're opening backup and I'm gonna.
I wanted to talk to him, so I'mgonna call him tomorrow and, um
, and let him know that my youknow, because I was my lawyer
said yeah, he can open back upand then you just work for him
and when you're when your loangoes through, you can just give
(28:14):
him the loan and it's yours.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Okay, him opening back up is actually really good,
it'll probably be best, I wouldassume, for at least a bank to
see an actual open business,which would make it probably
better for you.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
So it makes sense yeah, so what you got pulled up
there bud?
Oh, we'll do that on the otherside of this break oh, because
we're about to go to break, yeah, so I gotta piss so fucking bad
.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I'm going to help him with that Sweet pre-hotel woman
.
Yeah, so we'll be right backFluffin' hey everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Time to touch on the tiddly bits.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
This is your neighborhood, pervert Jay.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
We're going to talk about one day with my sex
capades, where I was justhanging out watching all the
ladies walk by.
They're running around, justseemed like they were all going
(29:32):
in the same direction.
A couple of them looked at meand smiled and I winked at them.
I was like sup you, littlebitty.
How about I play with the matecops?
A little bit bitch.
But they kept running and theyended up like chasing each other
(29:57):
around and around and aroundand I sat there and I'm like you
know what?
Now is prime time for crimetime.
So I stuck my hand inside theold jockeys and rubbed on the
(30:20):
tinsel.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
As they were chasing each other around the uh, around
the little pieces there aroundthe block, my hand was
vigorously fucking justeradicating whatever mischief I
was doing, oh my God.
(30:52):
And I was just particularlyturned on by this one that just
was just standing there.
Not the other ones runningaround, they were pretty cute
too, but this one just standingthere and I'm like, god damn,
(31:14):
baby, why do you pick your noselike that?
Oh no, dude, you pick your noselike that?
Oh no, dude.
I know where this is going andI'm sitting there and I'm like,
fucking, just licking my lipsand blowing this bitch kisses.
I'm like why don't you comeover here so I don't have to rub
(31:38):
my cock for any longer?
She just continued digging forgold up in that fucking schnoz.
Sounds like baby.
Did you find anything?
Oh damn, oh, baby, here itcomes.
Oh my God, oh, I'm about to cumin my fucking pants.
(32:05):
Oh shit, oh my God.
And then all of a sudden, thislady came up to me and she's
like hey, what are you doinghere?
This is a fucking playground.
Get your ass up and get off ofthe fucking playground.
(32:26):
You can't be jerking.
I'm going to call the police.
I'm like oh shit, just let mefinish.
Oh my God, just let me finish.
Oh my god, can you tell thatone over there to keep picking
her nose?
Oh my god, oh my god, I'mfucking blasted.
(32:50):
Alright, I'm a going, I'm agoing.
She's like you better get going.
All right, I'm going, I'm going.
She's like you, better getgoing, or else I'm going to call
the police.
I got my cell phone out and shestarted calling 911.
So I grabbed my sticky shawlsand started going and I blew my
(33:14):
little booger-picking princess afucking kiss.
But I just wanted to leteveryone know at Sergeant
Harold's Elementary School thatI'll be back.
Oh, yes, I'll be back.
Oh my God, oh shit, I'm souncomfortable right now.
(33:38):
Oh my God, oh shit, I'm souncomfortable right now.
Oh God, I may have to stayabout 100 feet away from your
school, but I have binocularsand I can whack off in the best
of them.
Man, I don't care.
Oh, I found out that littlebooger-picking chick.
(34:00):
She was in the slow learner'sclass, so but hey, I'll take
what I can get anymore.
Thank you for listening, oh boy.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the bestFreakin' Podcast.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jaybaby.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out hey, welcomeback.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Hope you enjoyed that I I hope you're not too
uncomfortable and I hope you'restill with us, but okay.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
So if you're not 10 years old and you don't have
downs, I think you're fine sookay, so real quick.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
So cedar point has announced that they're going to
do like a comedy show, likecomedy shows in june and july
and august at one of their liketheater things.
So this is the first time I'veever seen to really do this.
I wanted to kind of check a fewof these people out and I don't
know if you've heard of any ofthese people, but I don't know
if they're just up and comingpeople.
Some of them I I have heard ofbecause I know this guy was on
(35:16):
america's got talent so I knowthat for a fact, but I was gonna
.
They have like a couple watchnow like features.
I just want to see how they areI like ghost hunting shows too.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I I realized that's the same show, by the way ghost
hunting is just bigfoot huntingindoors.
That's all that is and it's,they're all the same show.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
You've seen one episode of a ghost hunting show.
You've seen all of them.
You know they all have the samescenes they're walking around,
they're like not really gettinganything over here?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Beep, beep, oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
This wall is super spooky.
Right about here, then you lookcloser.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
It's just a stud finder.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
I wonder how adult oriented.
So it says that they're goingto be, that the later show is
going to be 21 plus, so what arethey going to have?
Someone who's going to swearand shit.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Trying to see who these people are.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I don't know.
Have you heard of these people?
I don't know anybody.
I don't know anybody.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Jeff Shaw.
Jeff Shaw looks like a woman.
He does look like a woman.
Oh, it's a weird owl.
A weird owl and Howard Stern'skid.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Manly girly man.
Well, hell, he evenacknowledges it.
It even says right here mainlygirly man.
Only there's even more downthis way, I'm not sure because
you're kind of on the up and upon the comedy scene, so I don't
know if you've heard of thesepeople no no, it's kind of hot
(36:53):
though.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Billy Squire is that the LS Preston Esquire?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
the LS Esquire.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Look at that goofy fuck these might be up and
coming.
Yeah, I think these are up andcoming, which I think is kind of
cool.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I actually kind of I'm looking forward to this, to
be honest with you it doesn'tcost anything to go.
No, no no, it doesn't costanything to go.
No, no, no, it doesn't costanything.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
See that's what I'm saying like I mean that's
awesome for free dude yeah andyou know what.
You know what's awesome aboutit.
A piece of top thrill can't hityou.
Are you gonna make that joke?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
every time we bring up cedar place.
Yes, I think you can't even dothat anymore.
So lucky you if you were inline for that right, so you
can't die so, or almost die sooh, dude, okay, so let me bring
this show up.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It has farva in it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Farva, good one farva good one, farva, bite the soap
brook, make it look like oh dudewhat did you think of my
picture I shared with you?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
oh uh, dude, I loved it.
I thought it was, you know it,kind of made me think about that
.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
You're like, oh, instead of just hiring, so I go
dude, why don't we just take oneof our fucking cell phones and
have somebody just take thepicture, yes, and then chat, gpt
, yeah, and then just putfilters and shit on it and then
done, we got a bad photo.
Just find a cool place to do it, because all these airplane
Airplane mode, airplane mode,it's called airplane mode.
(38:19):
Oh, that's the show.
That's the show.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh, I was like talking about Airplane mode
trailer oh my God.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I hope it's, this.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Logan Paul's in this.
Oh, does that?
I don't know, let me see whatthe hell this dude?
Okay, I want to see if thatdude's in, give me one second.
I don't want to watch LoganPaul if I don't need to.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Agreed.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
So give me one second , I'm going to find out.
Okay, kevin Heffernan, kevinHeffernan On.
Kevin Heffernan on airplane noit is called airplane mode.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Okay, I guess we'll just play this.
I guess See if this is going tobe.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Sinking.
I guess we'll just play this.
I guess See if this is going toSing King.
That's funny.
Okay, seriously, what isHashtagacon?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Bro, it's the biggest , that's a very young-looking
Logataw.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah man, Hashtagacon , Everyone's going to be there.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Is this a movie or a show?
I don't know.
It looks like a movie.
It's a comedy movie.
We're all going to be there.
Is this a movie or a?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
show.
I don't know.
It looks like a movie, comedymovie.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
We're all going to be on the same flight.
Are you ready, man?
What, no, no, no.
What Do we have to fly?
Had your drugs and had yourliquids because we searched
everybody around.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Oh my God, it's a guy from the hide your kids, hide
your wife guy.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It's like 1524.
We are always surprised whenyou choose us.
Please turn your cellular toairplane setting.
I'd rather die than turn my.
What the hell is going on?
It's the cell phone the fuck isthis?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
This is like a worse version of Airplane.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
That's a really Britney alone guy.
You're right, You're not aterrorist, are you Mike?
No, I'm a social mediasensation.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That doesn't make any sense, because this doesn't
look like anything that they'veskipped.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
This looks like the worst.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, look up Kevin Heffernan as well.
The worst.
Airplane skip Kevin HeffernanH-E.
Airplane skip Kevin Heffernan HE, f, f.
Yeah, airplane skip, god damnit.
(41:12):
Not that fuck.
I'm gonna have to show you onmy phone, god damn it.
Okay, let me see here.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Coffee, sir.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, I guess it is airplane mode, holy shit.
Okay, so here's a part of theairplane mode that is Okay.
Okay, so here it is.
I'm going to play it on myphone.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Olive cream Coffee, sir.
Yes, please, Okay, and howwould you like it Like?
I like my women black and fullof cream Just like my dad.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Let's just pretend you didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Dope, you're next.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Hey, guys just wanted to let you know.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I didn't see anything .
You're still going.
You're still going at it.
Okay, sorry, I still didn't seeanything.
There you are.
You're an escape artist, justlike your daddy.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
I'm sorry, where are my manners?
You must be hungry, comrade.
Huh, you want some banana.
Huh, you want a little banana.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Right.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Here you go, why you eat that.
Huh, here you go, why you takethat off.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought you wantsome cheese pal, you got cheese.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
The fuck is going on.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Borscht Taco, taco, huh I hope you're not dairy
intolerant there, ruski.
What was that?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
What the fuck?
You looking at Aladdin?
Nothing, I've got no problem,I'm just racist.
I do respect the queers, thoughThey've been through a lot Now
you get to tell them it'sillegal.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Now they have shows about it's the, it's the farva
character.
It is kind of that's 100 farva.
That looks like one of theworst movies ever made.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
it looks like a teemu airplane, except with bad sex
jokes my brother was sending mesome good shit, dude, when she
spent the Plan B money onBeyonce tickets.
Now you've got to handle thesituation the best.
You know how Dude I'm tellingyou what?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
bro Fucking great man , falcon Punch Dude, she's just
getting lit up, bro Fuckinggreat man Fucking punch, dude,
she's just getting lit up, dude,I shared a Ninja Turtle.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
One dude, it said when he tries to put it back in
and he accidentally cowabungasyou right in your sewer hole.
Oh, dude, this was adorable man.
Okay, so me being a Chris youknow us being a Chris Farley and
Tommy boy fan I loved this dudeand it's cute, it's a baby.
Weren't they babies?
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Oh, I've seen a ton of those videos.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Oh man, my uncle explained in the super secret
game we're about to play oh, youknow there's.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
You know ai's been kind of making the rounds and
it's kind of fucked up.
So I, I saw the, I was on, Isaw it on the internet somewhere
that it girl, like women,influencers, like only fans,
girls are using this.
This is probably gonna piss youoff, because I I wasn't too.
Go piss my dad off.
I know that are using filtersto make themselves look like
(45:07):
downs, girl, downs people,people with down syndrome, and
pretended to be sexy girls thathave down syndrome those are
like hot right now.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Dude, like those aren't those aren't real.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Those are filters.
That's ai.
I'm like that drool ain't realbro.
No, no for like still the 99.
A lot of these play likeinstagram and all these are
trying to like take these placespeople down, because they're
just what people are doing aretaking legit like of influencers
and instagram like people whoaren't filtered.
(45:39):
They're taking, they'restealing their content and
putting these these doubtsyndrome filters over their
faces to make them look likethey have doubts and just
racking in fucking money from ofaccounts for with their own of,
so that it OF.
So this is an instance where AIis the fucking devil.
So it's fucking disgusting.
(45:59):
Like it's people using theguise of Down syndrome people to
get people horny.
Like first of all, I saw it.
I'm like ew, that does not makeme go.
Okay, it did A little bit.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I'm not going to lie.
There's a couple of Downsyndrome workout like real ones
that are like fucking fitnesschicks and they're fucking sexy.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I mean you can't have a conversation with them and
whatever.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Scratch, scratch my CD.
Yoda, why'd you scratch his CD?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Wasn't there a party.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
I'll have sex with every damn one of them.
And no pussy.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
It's pussy yeah yeah, I was like man.
Do people go to such lengths tomake a dollar?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I'll ask her if she's down with the thickness Down
with the thickness, down withthe thickness, oh my god man but
why I can never do that.
I can never do the fuckingsystem of a down scream dude you
said he had some, or?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
not system of undisturbed oh yeah, bands we
wouldn't get through a fuckingpodcast without talking about
bands and stuff.
Well, we did a little bit, butyou know the righteous gemstones
.
You know that show ended thisyear like really I hate getting
(47:30):
into shows and they end.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
That's why you go.
It's always sunny, dude keepsgoing.
That's true.
Parkway drive has a new album Ilike.
It's called sacred.
My new album is so.
I don't know the songs on it.
I could look them up, but yeahit's.
I mean there is a song calledSacred.
Yeah, we'll rock it.
(47:52):
I do.
I love Parkway Drive toothey're gonna be at
incarceration.
Well, I got my attention hepeered into your soul as he
(48:15):
screamed it did man.
Well, I got my attention.
He peered into your soul as hescreamed it did man.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
I'll make a promise, but this is the last one.
It's on my honor, so call it aswan song.
I am a splinter of the personthat you think you'll know, but
if you listen close, I know aplace where my dreams are real
enough.
I see a time where the sunshines bright enough.
I feel a path beneath my feet.
I feel it all within my wings.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I'm gonna get it this time I like the chorus.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Sacred reset the wounds they tore apart.
Unbroken heart.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
That's pretty good.
That might be.
Actually it might be just theirnew song, but I don't know, oh,
okay.
Sacred single.
Okay, so the next one is calledRenaissance R-E-N-E-S-A-N-C-S.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
R-E-N-E R-E-N-E.
Okay, rene, rene.
S-a-n-s, s-a-n-s.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yes, and I'm trying to look them up right now.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Where do you hear these guys from?
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Facebook.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Labor of Love.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Hard to live is their number one.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Labor of hate, is that?
Yeah, this is up here.
Speaker 5 (50:02):
We were never the same.
Now you're just another Toxicflow.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I like that techno-y kind of feel on the track yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah, that's nasty, what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
They're going to be in Toledo.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Oh, no shit they're going to be in Toledo.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
Oh, no shit.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
My brother's going to Death Fest Fight From Within's
going to be there and hunt thedinosaur and shit $35 tickets.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
You can't beat that.
Those are shows I like to go to.
I have to DJ that what?
Now we got cleats, cleats.
This guy's rage is incredible.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
That's what I thought of Whitechapel dude.
That dude went high-pitched tolow growl.
Fucking rage is incredible.
I thought I was telling Jake.
I said, dude, you're looking atthe top tier of fucking death
metal right now.
Dude, I don't know if you knowthat Dude that you know that.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Do that.
I love that.
A lot of bands do that, butthat sounds really good in the
context.
Wait for the breakdown.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, that's what I'm waiting on here.
As soon as the breakdown starts, you hit that fucking sonic,
boom Right here Yep.
As soon as you hit that, I'mdoomed.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
Oh, that's nasty, I love that shit.
Speaker 4 (53:10):
Dude, this dude is good.
We'll knock up all the burninggates.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
This is the labor of God.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Slow that shit down.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Stake face engaged Fuck.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
I kept moshing my niece Jumping against her
fucking slam dancing.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Nice dude.
Oh, that's definitely goinginto the playlist.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Alright, dude, hard to Live is their number one,
though.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
That's definitely going to.
This whole band's going into myplaylist.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Oh dude, hell, yeah, that's good.
Yeah, hard to Live is theirbest one.
So let's see what that is goodcall hard to live yeah I don't
see it.
(54:07):
It was up top, was it keepgoing?
Speaker 4 (54:10):
up.
That's as far as it goes.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Oh, wasn't, there.
Oh, right there.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Oh, that says woe is me though, yeah, woe is me hard
to live.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Oh, I didn't hear the other part, Woe is me, is like
okay, so I guess it's wow.
Okay, I think it's got davidjames benitez.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
that's the lead singer of this, oh, that of that
band, yeah, but their numberone song.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
This woes me well, fuck, it's another band have I
listened to this already?
Speaker 4 (54:43):
apparently I've listened to this before, baby,
really.
Yeah, the thing was like righthere was like right here.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Fuck, I don't know why.
I didn't even think of thisdude.
We can just go through thebottom of here and it tells you
a whole bunch of differentfucking bands.
Dude, ape on the Rocket.
What on Spotify?
No on Amazon.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Oh, Spotify does that too at the bottom, that's that
sound like this band.
Yeah, ape on the rocket ape onthe rocket dude.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
That's the name of a band.
That's the funniest fuckingshit on the rocket and it looks
fucking hard as shit.
Love is their number one song.
Oh man dude.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
Math, mathcore.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
What the fuck?
Progressive metalcore what?
Speaker 4 (55:56):
the fuck Dude Mathcore.
What the fuck is mathcore?
Speaker 2 (55:59):
They just do numbers.
What the Are they fuckingRussian?
(56:31):
Russian Dude.
I'm fucking digging it, bro.
Follow.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Oh dude, this is great Ah.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
I don't speak Russian , but I love this From
Konigsberg.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Oh, dude, dude, oh, let's see.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, it love this Dude.
I like that when it just slowsdown, but the fucking vocals are
hard.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
Ape on the Rock is so good, oh Jesus.
Speaker 3 (59:06):
Oh God, oh, that was badass.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Looks like a Mac Miller video.
What this is an adventure.
(59:41):
I love the fact that we do thisand look up these new artists
that we've never heard of.
What we're doing is broadeningour fucking horizons, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
What the?
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
fuck, sounds like my coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Coffee you sound like a big choo-choo train you sound
like a big choo-choo train yousound like a big choo-choo train
.
What about Bernie?
Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Hayes, bernie Hayes, burning.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Hayes, oh, bernie Hayes, not Bernie Hayes.
That would be hilarious Numberone song is called Mindshade,
burning Hayes Mindshade.
It's the number one song.
The chick's pretty hot in thevideo already, so I have a boner
.
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
They got a big white screen Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
I like this.
I see a worm that dressed by mylife no luck, no aim, no sense.
Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
What a waste of time, what a waste of energy.
What an empty destiny.
I give my freedom to my freedom.
I help them happy days andnights.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, poor chance here.
I'm a wretch.
They're definitely not fromAmerica.
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Yeah they're from Italy, oh really.
Yeah, that's what it says downhere Adding them to my playlist.
Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
I'm free, I'm the ender and I'm losing control.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I don't wanna break the law.
I'm doing evil and right.
Others have to let this go.
Adding them to my playlist,yeah, no shit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
I'm like you, the best to make me dirty too.
Spare the fear of blood anddust and light.
They can't get my soul in theshadows.
When you're alive, you're downto earth.
Every time I fucking lie,they're gonna pay the knife and
(01:01:42):
I'm throwing the knife Sp.
Creepy kind of shit.
This is what sleep tokensshould be.
Yeah, I agree, this guy kind ofa sleep toolkit kind of look,
(01:02:14):
this guy has, you know, with thehood and shit.
(01:03:02):
Yeah, with the hood and the maskand all that shit, we shot that
base totem Rose.
That bass tone is gross, that'ssick.
Red Keep, red Keep.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
It's not a song, it's the name of a band, oh Red Keep
, and the name of the song iscalled Murder and it sounds like
it's going to be awesome oh.
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Let's see what this is.
Where are you finding thesebands?
Are you just?
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
going down the bottom of the thing.
So far not disappointed.
Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Yeah, I'm not disappointed in any of this.
(01:03:53):
Right off the rip, love it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Alright, already added.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Here we go, bitch, buckle up, dude, I love that Get
in still good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Buckle up, bitch, I am not the one to be controlled
by anyone, I will fight.
It's like Jack Black yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
I'm in control, but I still love you.
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
It's like Jack Black yeah.
I love those, I love thosescrapes dude.
I know it's an overplayed metathing in the metal world.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I don't care.
It's so awesome.
I love it so much, I can't getenough of it.
It's so good.
These guys are badass.
They all love it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Go away, you'll never be free.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Fuck yeah, dude, I knew it, dude, I was like my
fucking metal boner, justfucking shot up, dude.
I love that scream buildup,fuck yeah, buckle up bitch.
Okay, next band as we divide,and the number one song is
(01:06:05):
Resurgence.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
There it is.
Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
There it is A little slow.
Oh dude, got a little cleans,got some cleans going on.
I like this so far Kodak shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
That's awesome, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Got kind of a Deftones kind of thing going on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Little sleep-toked, little hardcore.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Sleep-toked Deftones thing going on.
It's a way it takes for a manto break and there's always a
way to say goodbye I'm not ableto say your name Kind of an
(01:06:58):
early 2000s kind of vibe to it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
I'm not able to say your name.
Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
I love that shit though Definitely a good vibe,
dude.
If the guy doesn't flip hisguitar around his shoulder, then
what are we doing?
Or if they don't run in place,Like the black fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Not bad dude.
Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
If I was listening to these guys at like a bar, I'd
be into it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
This would be like middle school, like you're a
metalhead in middle school.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
The other ones are more like oh, I'm an adult now.
Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
It kind of mixes a lot of early 2000s.
I can tell it's influenced by alot of early 2000s like Attack,
attack and shit Without thegayness.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Levitated and the song's called Lunar.
Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
What a great name for a band.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
pisses me off when I see good names for bands.
Why did I think of that Dude wecan always like I love our name
, dude.
Oh, me too.
I'm not saying, I don't likeour name, I'm just saying like
Disengage, was it?
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Levitated.
Levitated Lunar Lunar Lunar's,our number one song.
Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Interesting.
These people are not that wellknown either.
I like discovering bands thataren't well known.
That sounds good already.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
These guys are going to be fucking nasty.
I can feel it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Oh my god, my face is melting.
Oh my god, got Whitechapelfeels here.
Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
There, we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
There we go.
Got Whitechapel feels here.
Yeah, probably the last onewe're going to do.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
We're running out of time, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh
shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh
shut up, oh shut up.
(01:09:35):
We're gonna do Gross.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
This will definitely be a band I'd hear at Sonic
Temple.
Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
I know, right, I Look at your place, get out of here.
Oh my god, those fucking divebombs on that fucking chord man,
(01:10:39):
bro.
Ah, the end of this is.
The world will never be madeLike there was ever these bad
guys in their place, rightversus right.
I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll
(01:10:59):
stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'llstop, I'll stop, I'll stop,
I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop,I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop
, I'll stop, I'll stop.
(01:11:25):
Where are we going now, boys,but it's never enough to satisfy
.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
An anger invades the devil and my soul is detained.
The ring is lost and the box isgrey, while we taste to die.
And the first place I'll be.
There's no beginning once everydress is diverse.
There's no beginning once everydress is diverse.
Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Yeah, that's pretty badass fuck, yeah, yeah, that,
yeah that was legit dude, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
That had me like where are we going?
Oh, I love how some, becauseit's and dude.
Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
their album just looks basic bitch.
Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
It doesn't look like anything you would like.
Those are always the best ones,though, but with that said, we
must leave you for this evening.
Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
You almost started doing that from now on, just
looking up a band.
Yeah, you almost started doingthat from now on just looking up
a band?
Yeah, Is that a fucking femalesinger.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Don't get me started on that, then we'll never, leave
.
It's called Bury the Darknessoh what a great name.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
You want to check them out real quick.
One more, one more Bury theDarkness.
I don't know if it's a femalesinger or it's a dude.
That just looks really feminine, all right.
And then the song's calledGaslight, gaslight.
(01:13:38):
Yeah, sounds like a dude, but Idon't know.
I have been fooled before.
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
I have been fooled before.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah, it's a guy, but they're out of Arizona.
It's not bad.
No, it's actually.
I love the beginning too.
It was really good.
Oh, that's good dude.
I'm cool with that, whateverdude.
Yeah, so Ape on the Rock waslegit.
Yeah that was awesome.
I love that A lot of these dude.
I'm just looking these up.
And then Amazon seeing whatAmazon it's like a.
Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
It's a rabbit hole of metal awesomeness.
But with that said, we mustleave you for this evening.
Uh, we appreciate everyone's uhsupport, all of y'all that's
been with us through 172episodes.
So if you're still here, thankyou very much.
If you're new here, I know wedo a lot of music, but we love
music and we love movies and webasically this is our fucking
show we'll do what we want, whatwe say.
Uh, if you enjoy our skits, ifyou like what you're hearing or
(01:14:35):
don't like what you're hearing,please just drop us a line on
facebook or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
We're talking about retards.
Earlier, dude, I got an eci penhere, that's funny, ironic.
Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Uh, you can hear us on all major platforms that do
podcasts and stuff, and you knowwhere you're at.
We're just below Joe Roganabout 25,000 podcasts below him.
So we're on the up and up.
So if you want to get us upwith the charts, give us a
listen, give us a like, tell ushow much awesome we are.
(01:15:07):
So, jay, final thoughts beforewe leave.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Yes, just would like to, like John john said, say
thank you to everybody, um, for,you know, sticking with us.
Oh, dude, I didn't tell youokay, so before I go, okay and I
told you this last night.
Dude, I did actually.
I told you this last night.
Never mind, I'm not gonna sayI'm gonna it go.
But, anyway, if you get achance, check out Fight From
(01:15:33):
Within.
They're awesome dudes.
No joke, man, steve, we homiehug and everything else.
The whole band is just supercool.
We were handing out businesscards for them.
Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
The whole fucking Like a street team kind of shit.
Yeah, that's what they did.
Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
They were like hey, do you want to do that?
Do you want to hand these outfor me?
I was like oh, yeah, um, but uh, next year I'm, we may go again
.
I'm not, I'm not going to payto go and I'm not going to go
watch bands like as much as Idid.
Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
But, That'd be cool, so we'll be looking forward to
maybe that.
But with that said, we'll seeyou, we'll see you have time to
go to bed because we're old, sowe'll see you next week.
I'm John Brickner.
Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
And I'm Jason Scherter, later, later, later,
homies.
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