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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's every day with
John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:02):
, it's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Let's rock.
Hey, what's up everybody?
Welcome to another episode.
(01:43):
Episode of it's Everyday withJon and Jay.
It is a new day, a brand newday, a roaster fucking day.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
It is a hot day.
The sun sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh man dude.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It is record heat in
Ohio this week.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I was messaging.
I've been Snapchatting Cadenceback and forth.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That girl posts a lot
.
She posts a lot on Snapchat,girl, if you're listening.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, and I told her.
I said today I'm naming my dickShrek.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why is that she?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
goes.
Why?
I said because this is hisswamp.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
This is my swamp.
That's good, I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Dude, the Shrek is
life is one of the best videos
you've seen there, haven't you?
I don't know?
Oh, please tell me you have.
I think I have, dude, let'swatch it.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think you've shown
me before Shrek is Life.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, I think I've.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Shrek is.
Love Shrek is Love Shrek isLife Original.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I, I think I've seen
yeah, I have seen these when he
fucking raves the guy.
Yeah, we're gonna watch itanyway.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I was only nine years
old.
I loved Shrek so much Only twominutes, I had all the
merchandise in movies, Shrek.
I prayed to Shrek every nightbefore bed, thanking him for the
life I've been given.
Shrek is love.
I say Shrek is life.
My dad hears me and calls me afaggot.
(03:06):
I was jealous of my devotionfor Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to goto sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'm crying now and my
face hurts.
So he's nine years old dude.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, but he looks
like an adult.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
He's moving towards
me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Shrek.
I'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear.
This is my swamp.
He grabs me with his powerfulogre hands and puts me on my
hands and knees.
I'm ready.
(03:45):
I spread my ass.
Cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
It hurts so much.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
But I do it for Shrek
.
I can feel my butt tearing asmy eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as hefills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in theeye and says it's all ogre now
(04:17):
it's all ogre now Shrek leavesthrough my window.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is love, shrek is lifethat's so fucking disturbing.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's never ogre.
Shrek is love, shrek is life.
That is horrifying.
Shrek is life.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That is horrifying
Dude.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I remember watching
that when I like I don't know,
probably about 10 years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Shrek is love, shrek
is life.
This is OG Braidrot.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That is very true.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well, since you're on
YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Man, yeah, okay, uh,
check out tyrannicide is this a
bad?
Yeah, t-y-r-a-n-n-i-c-i-d.
Say that again, t-y-r-a-n-n,i-c-r-a-n-n, i-c-i-d-e.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Tyrannicide.
What a fucking name.
Is this the name of the band ora song?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Why is there a?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
name of there's an
actual song called Tyrannicide.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh yeah, it's that
one.
It called Tyrannicide.
Oh yeah, it's that one.
It's on top DO's part.
Yeah, it was you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Nice, did you see
these guys, or something?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Look how they took an
abandoned house and made a
music video.
Yeah, I love it.
Looks like the old lead singerof fucking Killswitch the black
guy, but he's white Howard.
Yeah, that's the drummer.
(06:54):
Where do you hear these guysfrom?
Just Facebook, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Okay, I guarantee you
they showed that top down on
the drummer because he just gotbrand new shiny A-customs
Zildjian cymbals.
He's like, guys, you got toshow off the new A-customs.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
God, that's nasty.
I got a female vocalist up next.
Oh, now we're talking.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Dude, I like that, I
love.
I love crazy things before adrop like that.
I always want to do somethingso nonsensical at a fucking drop
like that.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Why do you think I do
that shit during fucking?
It's Our Story.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's just be like
Dude, I love that shit.
Like it'd just be like who?
It'd be like who ate the lastpudding, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Just something random
, you know, that's what I like
about our band, dude, because inour band John's the drummer,
I'm the vocalist, and then wegot Joe on guitar and Alex on
bass, me and John vibe off ofours, off of each other, dude,
I'll look over at him.
Dude, he'll be laughing at theshit I'm doing, cause he can.
He's right beside my speaker.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So he hears my shit,
I could hear you, so we're.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Our song is called
this Is Our Story, and I talk
about all of us in the band.
Like our shit, just like realquick.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's like one of
those intro kind of songs.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, and I'll just
do goofy voices, but it sets it
apart, dude.
You know it comes in reallyhard, but it slows down right
there.
The next one is Fae Fatale.
Ooh, I like that F-A-E spaceFatale.
F-a-t-a-l-e, f-a-t-l-e.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
F-A-T-A-L-E.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh, F-A-T-A-L-E.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yep F-A-T-A-L-E Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'm not bored with
this.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
She's fuckin' smoking
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
He knows that I want
him.
He feels it all the time.
How'd you hear these?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Facebook again, dude
Interesting.
I've been burning with death mywhole life.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I just wanna know
what it feels like I'm bored
with the living the life's outof sight.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I just wanna know
what it feels like I've got a
crush on you.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Drag me down, drag me
down.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
A little Evanescence,
a little Evanescence.
Yeah, wasteland's the one thatthere we go.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Did you say Wasteland
was?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
the song Right there.
Yeah, it was Yep right there.
It's their newest one.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I like that kind of
obvious bass.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It's gonna be in the
next Crow movie, this song no,
I'm just kidding.
Oh, sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Ooh, that's got an
O-Tep feel to it.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That's got an O-Tep
feel to it.
I like it.
It's gritty, it has like.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
it has like a little
oh tough, yeah it's mixed with
(11:53):
poppy, a little hint box mixedin, yeah, a little black metal
(12:16):
kind of feel to it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The next one is, I
think, a Japanese band.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, now we're talking
.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I don't know if we've
checked this out Super Satan,
super Sated's, super Satan,super Satan, super Satan.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I would have
remembered that Super Satan, as
in the devil, that's the upSuper Satan.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
The song on here is
something Never Ground.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I don't know if
that's a fucking song.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
But hell, you can
check out any of them, it
doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I always just go from
the top.
I guess that's not it.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Our purpose is people
.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's sponsored.
I picked the slow fucking song.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It might get bigger
it could.
I thought it was a Japaneseband.
What the fuck happened?
I'd say Japanese, I don't speakJapanese.
Kwaki Serpiku, I don't speakJapanese.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Kwaki Serpiku.
We Ser so Piku.
Ohhhhhhh, we Ser Si Si Piku.
Let's see if they got somethinga little more heavier maybe.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Our purpose is people
.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Not sponsored Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Into this A little
thrashy.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Let me see.
I want to see if this is ithere.
It is, dude, I got it.
It's called Ice Scream, neverGround, no, no, not the band,
(14:39):
the whole thing, the band.
Oh, dude, I can't answer rightnow.
Bro'm, I scream, I, I s no,it's I scream, is all one word.
I s c r e a m, I scream, screamlike it's I scream, not ice
cream, it's I like the movie,scream, but it's all one word I
(15:03):
got there, you there, you goNever ground.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I think I've heard of
these guys before, I don't know
, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Oh well, oh well.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Here they are.
It's all Japanese, what thefuck.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I don't know what the
fuck.
I don't know what the hell agood song is, because it's not
on.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh, right, there, the
second one, this one, yeah.
So what's that say?
It says Re-Step, Two-Step.
Yeah, that's the one, that one,this one, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So what's that say?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It says re-step,
Two-step yeah that's the one
that was on the video.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Okay, this is it Not
sponsored?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
I'm going to cum.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh, I have a thing
for Japanese.
I do too, I'm gonna come.
Oh, I have a thing for Japanese.
Oh, they're doing theirtwo-stepping.
Okay, I get it now.
Yeah, unison, two-stepping, Ilove it.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh, that fucking Did
they go a half step?
I'm glad they put Hiroshimabehind them, ah.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh, this is right up
my alley.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Ha, ha, ha ha On this
episode of Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh, I love when they
go into that J-pop stuff man I
love that screaming in thebackground.
Yeah, I want more of thattwo-stepping.
(17:40):
Yes, yes, need a good breakdown.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I hope they have one.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh, it's coming, I
feel it the unison Tuesday.
I can't get enough of thatfucking the two-stepping in
(19:06):
tandem.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
They're legit dude.
I like them.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So wait, they got
other two-step songs.
It's the same video, but it'sjust.
Oh, this is a redu.
Wait, I'm confused.
So do they?
This is the original.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Here it is again.
Yeah, it sounds the same.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It looks like the
same song, just different video.
Okay, I I would be going downthis rabbit hole.
(20:00):
The whole show would be takenup by this, so yes I.
I would have to revisit thesepeople later on my own time.
I've heard of them, but I'venever really deep-dived into Ice
, scream, what about Ember Wake.
Ember Wake.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Ember Wake.
What are you fighting thesepeople?
E-m-b-e-r-w-a-k-e.
Okay, athedonia is the newestvideo okay oh okay, dude, looks
like fucking um these guys arevirtually unknown.
(20:50):
Why don't we got them anotherplay?
Right You're welcome.
Let's go I can't feel you.
But you're standing right here.
(21:14):
It's like Ed Sheeran fuckingsinging.
I can't feel you Like emo, edSheeran.
Let me die, let me die, let medie.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It's got a really
early 2000s metalcore vibe.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Dude, it looks like
Frodo's singing bro.
Yeah, the guitarist looks likenot him, but the other guy with
glasses looks like the leadsinger of Casey's train.
That has an early Atreyu vibe.
(21:59):
I like that, though I'm likewhere do you find these dude?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Where do you find
these people?
All right, what about?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Eternal September.
Eternal Death Slayer Eternal.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
September.
I Death Slayer, eternalSeptember.
I hate your face.
Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I got distracted, she
will be mine.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
She's mine.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Eternal September.
Dude, you're fucking like.
Are you stroking out?
Dude, I want to go.
Am I bugging you?
No, you're fucking like.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Are you stroking out,
dude?
I want to go.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, you're good.
Yep.
Enteroven is their newest song.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Enteroven, enteroven,
enteroven.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Gotta come in hard.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
These guys have just
as many subscribers, as we do.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Oh, that's nasty.
Oh, fuck you that down-tunedguitar.
Holy shit, where do you findthese?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
unknown people.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Might be Instagram
dude.
That's the algorithm in myInstagram.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We need to take
advantage of that shit every
weekend to this point fuckingvery emo-ish like attack, attack
kind of shit like a.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It needs more crap,
like a little bit more like I
almost like bullet for myvalentine back in the day.
It needs more crab core.
I got another one too.
Okay, skylight, house, skylight, house, sky light.
I don't I I must have saved itbecause, dude, I usually only
(24:12):
save it if it's fucking badass,but I don't know, bleeding Out
is the song.
Oh man, let's see what this is.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
If you're looking for
a house you should be looking
for a mortgage Not sponsored.
You could mortgage in the dark.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh, it's LFO's video
Girl on TV, I know this one.
Oh my God, dude, I like girlthat wears Epicombium bitch.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Take care of her.
If I had one bitch, Put her inthe ditch.
I'd kill her and I'd put her inthe ditch.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
And I'll be on the
first 48.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Ha, ha, ha, what the
fuck is going on with the
(25:10):
drummer.
What's with the drummer?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Wait, are all the
guys like?
It looks like Necromancer ishis song.
What the hell is going on?
God, them guitars are nasty.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I can't pretend, I'm
fine.
I can't pretend.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm fine.
I can't pretend I'm fine.
I like how the dude looks likeWeird Al if he straightened his
hair.
Ah, oh he's going to suck hisdick.
This angel of death is going tosuck us big.
(26:03):
That was great.
You're like where do you findthese?
I screenshot them.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
when I see them on
Instagram, I'm like yeah, we got
to share this on the cast.
That's a good way to do it.
I'm sure I've run into bandswhere I'm like, who are these
guys?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You know, what I love
about today Is there's so many
good metal bands that are outthere that we can do this and
share.
Dude, we can have new onesevery week.
One man Mayhem.
That's another one.
One man mayhem.
The album was monsters, I don'tknow like.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh, look at that
these people have just as many
subscribers as we do and we haveone video disengaged by the way
.
It's our way, haha.
Disengage by the way.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
It's death for.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Aaron Lewis Like
mushroom head.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
So, it's literally
just one guy in the band.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I can vibe to this
dude, Dude.
I keep scrolling in anotherpicture, Another band.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
I like this.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Got an Amon Amarth
kind of feel to it, like a
little bit.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Like a mushroom head
meets Amon Amarth.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, like if they
had a baby.
Mushroom Marth, blood Druid ohdude, that sounds gross.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I love that dude.
Blood Druid.
That's fucking dope day for aband.
Oh Christ, is it an AI thing?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't know, it just
popped up on my shit Blood
Druid Metal man it says AI video.
Oh, it's a video so maybe it'sjust AI.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
It's like, hey, get
your own thing.
29 subscribers this is like themost obscure Metal Day we've
had.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
What is this?
Like shitty Metalocalypse.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
This is something.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Alright, what about?
To Ruin?
Celestial Violence is the nameof the song.
To Ruin it's TO.
I like that.
I know, dude, Celestial, allthat shit.
Right there it is coming in hotoh are they rushing?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, coming in hot.
Look at the mustache.
We are two.
What's this?
I never want to try this again.
Bring me back to the lecture sothis nightmare can end.
I never once saw this.
(30:15):
Your joy of wanting to fit yoursuffering or sadness Will be my
place, wasn't it?
Ah, a little crap, corey.
Yeah, t-bag the stage.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I love that shit,
dude, dude.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Oh shit, oh shit, oh
God, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm gonna curb Dude.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
It looks like fucking
Marion Fontaine I was just
gonna say that it looks likeJustin dude it looks like.
Justin dude, it looks like.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Justin bro we got to
take a break.
Damn dude.
I can't believe we rocked itoff.
We're way over schedule.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You're going to
listen to something maybe even
better than this, and it's aboutJason's plate with tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I fucking hate
tomatoes, by the way.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
And he hates tomatoes
and you're going gonna get the
reason why and you're gonna get,uh, pretty much accustomed to
him telling you he hatestomatoes.
So we'll be right back afterthis hey, dumbass, come here,
come here.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Hey, come here.
You see this this red, fuckingcircular fucking thing on my
sandwich.
I believe I asked for nothing.
God damn, fuck your boss.
Man Whoa Making for the company.
Oh yeah, didn't want to tell himthat you're a bad man, whoa,
you're a shitty fucking waiter.
Oh yeah, now you know you gottalook and stop being so goddamn
(32:29):
blind, or else I'm gonna comeback there and beat your fucking
behind.
No, I don't want tomato.
I fucking told you when youcame to our table and I don't
want no tomato, take it and thenthrow it on the ground.
You fucking gave me tomato andI don't appreciate it.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna shove it inyour face and then throw it on
the ground.
You fucking gave me tomato, whoa, and I don't appreciate it.
(32:50):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna shove it inyour face, whoa, and make you
fucking eat it.
Oh yeah, you're a real piece ofshit.
Yeah, you're not gonna get anytip.
Yep, unless it is my dick and Iwon't come real quick.
No, I don't want no tomato.
Throw that fucking piece of shiton the ground.
(33:11):
No, I don't come real quick.
No, I don't want no tomato.
Throw that fucking piece ofshit on the ground.
No, I don't want tomato.
I'll shove it up where your assis brown, yeah, in the air.
God damn, I know that.
I fucking care.
I don't want no tomato.
Gonna fucking throw this shiton the ground.
You see that it takes over thewhole fucking flavor of the
(33:37):
sandwich.
I don't want it.
Tell the cook to redo my order,please, please, I don't want, I
don't know.
No, I don't know.
We can't just pull it off.
No, take it back.
Take it, take it back.
I'm not happy.
I'd like to see your manager,please.
I'd like to see your boss.
Oh, is this that come partcoming right now?
(34:00):
All right, let me talk to thisbutthole, you fucker.
You fucker yeah, listen, yourfucking guy put tomato on my
sandwich.
I asked for no tomato and nowI'm very displeased.
What are you going to do aboutit?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
just eat it, just eat
it.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I don't really like
tomatoes so that's probably not
going to fucking happen.
Just eat it.
I don't really like tomatoes,so that's probably not gonna
fucking happen.
I would like a refund.
I would like some sort ofdiscount.
I don't know what you could do.
Free desserts the tomato justruins everything, man.
It's like.
It's like it's like giving aperson that's allergic to
peanuts peanuts, but they're notallergic to the peanuts.
(34:50):
You know what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'msaying here?
Don't fucking piss me off.
I said just give me a discount,you dumb, fucking bastard.
Oh my God, I love this rant.
You make me fucking mad.
(35:10):
There's all this hullabaloo outof a $10 goddamn burger.
Fucking shit's probably madestupid anyway.
I don't want no tomato.
Take a manager, i'ma shove itdown.
Don't like no tomato.
Take it now.
Throw'ma shove it down.
Don't like no tomato, take itnow.
(35:31):
Throw it on the ground.
Gonna be a fucking douchebag.
Tell me I need to eat it.
I'm gonna tell you where thesun don't shine and I'm gonna
fucking beat it.
Gonna, punch you in the tits.
Punch you right in the dick.
Gonna, punch you right in theclam there.
Honey, don't give a fuck.
(35:51):
You're a fucking dick.
I don't know.
Throw it up, I'm gonna throw iton the ground.
Yeah, it's a fucking tomato.
I'm about to throw up all overthe ground.
Do you care?
Do you care?
One more time, I'm gonnafucking rip out my fucking hair.
No tomato, I'll throw it up allover the ground.
(36:13):
Do you care?
Do you care?
This motherfucker just treatsme no fair.
I'm fucking ripe tomato.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Very flustered.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I don't want it.
I want to throw it down.
You fucking pissed me off sogoddamn much.
I don't want no tomato.
Yeah, yeah, oh, you fuckingpissed me off so goddamn much.
No tomato I'm gonna throw upall over the ground.
It's red, it's dead.
It's one fruit that I don'tlike I said, throw it in the air
(36:44):
over there one more time.
I'll throw it in your face overthere One more time.
I'll throw it in your face.
I don't want no tomato.
Oh my God, I don't know howmany times I could tell you this
is something he's reallypassionate about.
I just I don't want no tomato,I'll throw it over there and
it'll hit the ground over thereand your hair in the air over
(37:08):
there.
No more tomato Throwing it upand I'll throw on the ground.
Here I'll eat it.
Oh thanks, dude.
Well, that solves the problem.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yo, what's up.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Welcome back to the
Best Freaking Podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
It's every Everyday
with Jon and J baby.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Listen, you don't
keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
You got that
motherfucker, now check it out
the chicken hour.
Get those fucking tomatoes awayfrom me.
Actually, I like tomatoes, sothat's why I ate it.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I don't mind stewed
tomatoes and shit like that, but
man dude, when it's on asandwich it fucking ruins it man
, I love tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Anyway, we are back.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
But you know what's a
food you don't like what's a
food?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I don't like.
Yeah.
Spinach, cooked spinach, I likeraw Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I like raw spinach.
I like raw spinach yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yes, but I don't like
cooked spinach, not a fan.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
You don't like, like
a spinach, artichoke dip and
shit.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Not a fan.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Nah, not really a
sandwich and pop that on.
Yeah, I wouldn't like it.
Yeah, see, that's what I'msaying.
And you know what, even if itmelded or molded with everything
else you're gonna pick thatflavor I'll be like, no, I don't
want it.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Uh, oh, that's what
tomatoes does.
Oh, I could give a moreappropriate analogy black olives
are you?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
how do you know?
I was gonna say that?
Because I was.
It was either black olives orblack people well, I don't like
either.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
No I'm just kidding
that's something you would say.
That's something you would say.
I just beat you to it.
How'd you know?
I was gonna say black olives,that's weird black salt, black
what it was.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Either that or
there's not a lot of things you
can say.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Black black peppers
no, I really do fucking hate
black olives.
That was on a pizza.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
It's like if it's
black olives around the pizza
but if somebody put it on, okay,like, even if it mixes, if
somebody put it on a sandwich,did you be able to tell?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
you, you, you.
I would taste the remnants ofof a black olive on a pizza or
something like that, becausethey're just so, they're
everywhere.
So it's like, just it's steakis everywhere, so and that's all
.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
That's what tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Tomatoes are very
juicy, so if a tomato graced
your sandwich, you just, youjust can't, even if you pick it
off, you're just done with it no, yeah, yeah and especially if
it's against the bread yeahbecause tomatoes are juicy.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
That's the thing.
No, no, I guess.
Yeah, if you pick a tomato off,it's like picking a pickle.
If you don't like pickles andthen pickles.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Tomato remnants will
be on the sandwich.
It's forever stayed with itstomato juiciness.
Yeah, I love pickles, though Ido love pickles.
Okay, I love a good pickle.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Dude, you can't put
enough pickles on my sandwich.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I love pickles,
pickles, I do now mcdonald's
pickles I'm not too fond of Ican do.
Ones are the old ones, uh, Ilike.
Okay, you remember, maybe youwere when they were in the tubs
what are they coming now?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
remember the big tubs
?
I don't know, but they'vechanged.
They've changed a lot of shit,so I wouldn't be surprised you
ever the crinkle pickles theyused to have.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yes, those were good
that they used the ones where
you peeled the top off.
It was a big, big top, right,they had those.
Those were okay.
But then they had CrinklePickles too that they used for
special sandwiches Like the.
What was it that they usedthose for back in the day.
Oh, like Big and Tasty's.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, yeah, you know
what I mean Something to that
degree.
Like the Big and Tasty's or theDeluxe.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Something to that degree Likethe big and tasty.
Yeah, something like that ArchDeluxe or something Dude, I
loved the Arch Deluxe back inthe day.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
I wish they never got
rid of that.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
But I liked all the
pickles.
I didn't care.
I get a chicken nugget piece ofcheese pickle Wow, I'd eat that
.
Smash the fuck out of it, dude.
That sounds good, but no, thisweekend was a very pretty
eventful weekend.
I ended up djing twice in oneday no friday and saturday my d.
Okay, so listen, um, I know nota lot of people on here probably
(41:17):
know who she is, but my djchloe.
I want to give her a huge shoutout, okay.
So saturday or friday I get offwork because I've been working
a new job, which is awesome.
It just takes a lot of my dayout.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I haven't gotten paid
yet, but I can't wait to see
that chick.
Yeah, but I make decent moneyat it.
So I get off work Friday, go toDJ or a DJ here in town or at
an event a venue right outsideof town, dude, it's beautiful.
At an event, a venue rightoutside of town dude, it's
(41:53):
beautiful, it's a.
It's gonna rain exactly when Istart and I'm outside in the
center, of course.
So I'm like, okay, well, I wantto plan ahead.
I'm gonna go underneath thatoverhang over there and that's
where I'm gonna be.
Luckily I did, because itfucking rained, uh.
So, but before you know, likeit didn rain, so I put my
speaker all the way out as faras I could get it out in the
open, and I get a call fromChloe and Chloe goes and she's
(42:14):
crying and I'm like what's goingon?
She goes Jay, I don't know whatto do.
I just got into an accident.
I'm on my way to a gig, youknow, because she was DJing at
Elmwood here in Tiffin and I'mlike, and I felt bad because I
was like, honey, I can't talk toyou right now, I gotta go get
my speaker, it's out in the rain, I gotta go pull that back.
(42:36):
Like I felt really bad becauseit was like I I shoved her
getting into an accident asideto go get my speaker and wasn't
didn't really concern too muchabout her accident, which
obviously her accident shouldhave been a lot more important.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
And so I ended up
getting done.
I ended up calling her a coupleminutes later after everything
got settled and I got thespeaker back on her and I said
listen man.
I said I'll get a hold of thepeople for you and let them know
that you're you know you're notgonna make it, or whatever,
that you got an accident.
She goes no, I'm still gonnamake it because I just might be
(43:14):
a couple minutes late.
My car is still drivable.
So not only did she get anaccident, she made it on time
and kicked the fucking shit outof the show.
She rocked it out.
They were very, very happy.
It was a senior prom at theElmwood Okay, where my wife
works.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Literally a senior
prom.
It was literally a senior prom.
Literally I've done that, I'vedone a couple Literal senior
prom.
That's funny One time.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, so I DJ in
Bowling Green a lot for the
seniors and stuff um, and when Idj for him one time they did
like a club thing and he had oneof the uh, like a big mexican
bouncer looking dude outside thedoor.
Oh, yeah, had him checking theirids like to make sure they were
allowed in, like he had likefucking a flashlight and
(44:01):
everything to look at theirstuff, cute.
And then I have black lights inthe fucking thing and they
close sticks and shit.
It was pretty fucking legit,but it's so cool.
They do things like that, youknow, because when you get into
the twilight years, not a lot ofstuff to really look forward to
, but um, pudding, now pudding,the pudding with the drugs
probably in it put your ass tosleep, I don't want the drugs
(44:24):
but um.
But the drugs what?
The drugs weren't me the drugsweren't me but rocked out the
wedding and then okay.
So Saturday came along.
Caledonia Sounds like a made-upfucking name.
That sounds like a yeah.
It sounds like a Zelda city ortown From the ancient ruins of
(44:48):
Caledonia.
Yes, or it's role models, yeah,caledonia role models dude so
caledonia is down by marionwhich I found out okay so I dj'd
a barn over there and, uh, itwas pure.
It turned out great.
I was supposed to be done at 7.
(45:09):
They only wanted to pay for acouple hours.
I was supposed to be done at 7.
They paid me for the next twohours and that's when I was
sending you pictures.
Hey, look what I get to play.
Oh yeah, because they wantedcorn, they wanted 2,000 vibes.
So, no joke, I got to play likeMontel Jordan, let's Ride, yeah
, and all like, uh, what is it?
(45:30):
Um, want to be a ball.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I got to play all the
shit that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
McDonald's back in
the day and then I got to put in
corn and I can't remember theother band I got to play, but
they, they just messaged andsaid hey thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
We got a message here
.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
So anyway, um, and
the groom comes up and he goes
hey, I haven't requested anysongs.
Can I play the last song?
Can I request the last song?
I was like yeah, of course,dude, you paid me, let's do it,
you know.
And he goes I want Slayer.
(46:09):
Good, yes.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
I like where this is
going.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Slayer into the abyss
or something like that.
Okay yeah, fucking six minutesong took me all the way to the
end.
He danced with his wife likeout there listening to slayer.
I said dude.
I said I'm a fucking metalheaddude.
I said I love that, the fact Igot to play corn nice um should
have played the rudy sandstormdude, they did their anniversary
(46:35):
dance.
It was was Shinedown, some songby Shinedown.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
That one didn't last
long enough for the anniversary
dance, so I put on Nothing ElseMatters by Metallica.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
So I got to play that
Good choice.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
She's like, yeah,
well, of course, of course, shit
done.
Mama said yes, dude.
But it was very, very, very fun.
Then Sunday I went to to umtorg, which is a gaming
convention up in sandusky torg.
I okay, so um sarah, myassistant manager up at level up
(47:05):
, um, she needed help up at torg, you know.
She's like hey, do you want togo with me?
I was like, do I have to buy apass?
She's like no, I got one foryou, you know, you just help me.
So I got a vendor's pass so Iget to walk behind like the
vendors and stuff flash it likein wade's world.
I did yes, I call dude, yougive me a badge, I'm flashing
dude.
Every time you could give me aparticipation ribbon and I'm
yeah, I'll flash it at like inwade's world.
(47:27):
Yeah, absolutely dude, no, like.
What I do is balls of fury withuh pat and oswald Can you dig
it, can you dig it Tastes good.
Yeah, dude, I love that movie.
Participation trophy all day, Ilove that movie.
So anyway, first hour there Ispent $200.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Holy shit, Well, dude
, I made Just at vendors and
stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Oh, yeah, what does,
she do?
She does artwork and it'samazing, dude.
I don't know if you've everseen the I'll have to take a
picture of and send it to you.
She did the last ronin.
She drew the fucking thing.
Did you ever see that picture?
Of her doing the last no of thelast ronin here.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Let me see if I can
find I know what the last road
it is, but I've never oh, dude,she did a picture of the last
ronin.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Her name is cryogenic
designs.
I like that.
Oh yeah, it's with a k, doesn'tshe do video editing stuff too?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
she used to, but she
focuses more on does she do like
commissioned art or does shejust make like whatever she
feels?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
like she can um you
ever seen like fucking cory
swirling's fucking shit dude,yeah, dude, this shit's so good,
so, like, this is one of herart pieces.
This is from it's like a cutesylittle thing from Baldur's Gate
.
Okay, then I bought this forSarah.
It's one of her cats.
She did as a cowboy.
(48:47):
Oh my God, cowboy, kitty Dude,she's fucking.
Oh, she was painting rocks orlike little stones, little mice.
Mice and stuff.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Let me see here, see
if I can find the oh right there
.
Yeah, I can't get it to stay.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Oh, that one right
here.
Yeah, that's fucking sweet dude.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Dude, it is badass
Like she did Jury from Street
Fighter.
Let me see if I can find that.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Does she just
basically comic books and just
whatever she feels like andsells it?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Well, see, here's a
bunch of them that she did Like
okay, let's see here.
So there's Jury's face.
This is a picture, like Iactually I told her.
I said, if any, if this becomeshugely popular, I'll sign me
and you can both sign, cause Iheld that up.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Dude, she's fucking
dude.
The girl's got talent, dude,that's for sure.
That's just a bunch of pictures.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Oh, me I'llako I
fucking love her, dude.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
She's fucking sexy.
But yeah, dude, no joke.
She did a cutesy fucking JasonVoorhees.
I said, dude, you should dothat.
Yeah slay, yeah slay, yeah slay, but no joke.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Torg was so fun.
Did you go to that metalfestival thing too, or was that
from like last week?
No, my brother went to deathfast.
I thought I saw you in thatpicture.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
One of those pictures
no no I swear to god I thought
I saw you no, I had to do likejay.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I was like jay went
to that no dude, fuck that dude.
I'm done with festivals.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
I'm fucking good no
your brother, I went to it
though.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, my brother went
to death fest and uh hung out
with fight from within with it.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, I saw his beard
bomb tie-in and stuff yeah,
dude, yeah, oh dude.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
He did via fight from
within beer bomb.
They're just super cool dudes,man.
Um, they, they definitely.
They definitely appreciatetheir fans, which which is
something I really enjoy, and Ithink that's why I love these
small bands that we werelistening to today.
So I bet you damn well, if youmeet these bands or see them at
a show, they're going to be likefucking super cool and down to
(51:11):
earth when we start playingshows.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
I'm big-timing
everybody.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I don't care, I'd be
like nah, nah, I don't want to
talk to you timing everybody, Idon't care, I'd be like nah, nah
, I don't want to talk to you,sorry no, nobody's gonna fucking
like our drummer dude.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
You're gonna be like
fuck that guy.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Your drummer's an
asshole like, not me, dude, even
I don't care if we, I'm justkidding, no joke if we, if we
made it big, like for somereason, which I don't know if we
will or not.
Speaker 5 (51:30):
But if it happens, it
happens.
If it doesn't, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
But if we made, it
big if we made it big or
something, um, I don't care ifI'm fucking, if I have millions
of dollars or we make millionsof dollars or whatever, dude,
I'm still going to be.
I still want to be just thesame person, dude, I would go.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
I still want to.
I would go to drug bitch.
I would go.
I would go for the full rockand roll experience.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
You know what we're
going to do.
I got an idea.
Okay, this is what we're goingto do.
We're going to have one ofthose small locomotive choo-choo
trains.
Yes, okay, okay.
Each car is going to have me,you, joe and Alex on it.
Okay, and there's going to be atrack that goes through the
crowd and we just go through thecrowd playing our fucking
instruments and shit.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
On a train?
Yeah.
Shit on a trade?
Yeah, like what purdue has kindof thing.
Yeah, like the like alocomotive.
It just has like a like thingsattached to it.
We're just standing on it, yeah, and just playing on it and
that's what we're running aroundthe venue.
Yeah, I love it.
Thank you, great idea I love it.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
I love it.
There's no stage here.
How are they gonna play there'strain tracks?
I don't get it.
I don't get the train tracks.
Then you know what we do.
All of our speakers are in acolumn in the middle facing
outward.
Yes, and we just go around thecolumn of speakers, just fucking
jamming dude.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
This sounds like
something out of Like
Metalocalypse.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Or Spinal Tap or some
shit.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yes, I love it,
though I like metal oculus or or
spital tap or some shit.
Yes, I love it, though I do tooI'm on board.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
I am on board,
literally and figuratively all
aboard, all aboard, I'm all on,I'm all on board I'm all aboard
but uh.
But no, torg was amazing,bought a lot of good stuff.
Um met.
I met the lady that has donetails's voice since the
beginning.
Oh nice, sarah's a huge Sonicfan and loves Tails, so I bought
her.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
What's her favorite?
Sonic?
Speaker 5 (53:26):
Two.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
That's the best one.
Two it's 100% right answer.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
But, dude, I used to
fall asleep on her bed at her
mom's and mom and dad's and thenshe would fucking play Sonic
and just beat it.
Dude, she just destroys.
And if she destroyed me asSonic, I'd be like how about we
put Street Fighter 2 in and seewho's the victor?
So I'd fucking just dice herass up with fucking Ryu, or.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Ken, that was
horrible at Street Fighter, that
was fucking good, but she um.
Fighting games in general.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
I'm not but tails is
her favorite fucking character.
So no joke, I got to meet thelady.
I hate the way they do it.
It's so nickel and dime and itsucks.
That's how conventions do it itwas 50 to get an autograph
picture of her, of tails.
If you wanted to take another,if you want to take a selfie
with her or a picture with yourcell phone, another 50.
And then if you wanted her toanother, if you wanted to take a
(54:18):
selfie with her or a picturewith your cell phone, that's
another $50.
Yeah.
And then if you wanted her tosay a saying and not just write
it to somebody on the picture,it's $20.
Yeah, so it was $20 for me tohave her say leave the flying to
me, or something like that, didyou?
Speaker 2 (54:32):
see that, which I
thought was kind of cool.
Speaking of that, did you seethat viral picture going around
of Mark Hamill's fucking fees?
It's like $400 for a pictureand $500 for a selfie and all
this other shit.
Did you see this?
Speaker 1 (54:46):
going around.
No, let me look this up.
Let's look up expensive feesMark Hamill Convention.
Speaker 4 (55:01):
Let's see if I can
find this.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oops, right here with
convention Fees, prices, yeah,
fees.
I just saw this.
Oh, is this it?
Yeah, dude, 8x10 photo $400.
A premium I don't know whatpremium is.
You got a hand dripper Bulky$700.
(55:30):
Limited quantities availableeach day.
So that's like.
That's not even like that'scrazy.
It's just an autograph on apicture.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
It's because people
the problem with autographs is
that people will buy them andthen resell them.
That's the problem.
It's true, and that's why theycharge so goddamn much.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Well you see these
fucking Neanderthals that stalk
wrestlers at the airports.
They come at them with like ahundred Funko pops and want them
to sign all these Funkos.
And these these wrestlers havebeen on the road and on planes
and shit for hours on end.
It's their job, sure, but youknow, what they don't need is
(56:10):
these fucking mouth breathingassholes coming up to him with a
hundred fucking items.
Some wrestlers won't do it.
They'll do one item RayMysterio, fucking items.
Some wrestlers won't do it.
They'll do one item raymysterio, one item, that's it.
People and a bunch of thesefucking mouth breathers are like
.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
There's any videos of
that shit, oh yeah, there's
videos of it, I believe yeah,let's, let's take a look at this
bro, I'm telling you what dude.
It's disrespectful man.
It's hugely disrespectful.
And uh, the reason why thesepeople don't want to sign your
shit is because with eachsignature, the value goes down.
That's what happens.
It's supply and demand.
(56:44):
Leave fucking people alone, man.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Oh yeah, here's
Dominic Mysterio talking about
airport people.
That's his son.
That's from Chris Van Fleet.
Kevin Nash I want to hear whatKevin Nash has to say.
People that's a sud.
But that's from uh.
Chris viet fleet.
Kevin nash.
I want to hear what kevin ashesmike hallock was his name.
Speaker 6 (57:03):
It's not who I
thought it was.
Oh uh, david, uh falja con.
With recent videos surfacing ofko and alexa bliss at airports
signing a stack of Funko popboxes, what is your opinion on
fans who do this camp out forwrestlers?
Personally, I don't feelentitled to anyone's time, but
(57:26):
maybe you on the other side havemore perspective.
There's got to be a line withthat.
You have to draw with peoplewith merch right.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah, yeah, what an
answer.
Speaker 7 (57:44):
I won't do it for an
adult.
I know how much those things gofor and I'll sign my, even if
you sign your name.
It used to be you could signyour name on it, but with a
paint pen they got shit thatthey can just wipe that right
off it.
Oh, you mean, if you?
Speaker 6 (58:05):
personalize it to the
person.
Speaker 7 (58:07):
Yeah, oh right, To me
it's like if you're carrying a
Funko, I ain't signing it, sodon't carry a.
Speaker 6 (58:15):
Funko.
What about to a signing?
They can't obviously right To atable.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
No, that's
appropriate, that's okay.
Speaker 7 (58:25):
The only reason I'm
at the airport is because I'm
going to a signing, to signsomething that's true.
Your chances of gettingsomething for free being the
reason that I'm leaving myfucking house in the first place
is about as good a chance asfucking punk being the main
(58:48):
event on Raw Monday when heshowed up in the parking lot so
yeah, it's right here, jeffHardy being bum rushed right
here.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
So yeah, it's.
Oh yeah, right here, jeff Hardybeing bum-rushed right here.
Been a long time.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
Still got the pet
raccoon.
That's when I came to yourhouse a long time ago, me and my
buddy Joe.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Look at all these
fucking photos this guy has Fuck
you, dude, you do something.
Speaker 5 (59:17):
How are you, Xander?
I would have done one, and thatwould have been it.
Speaker 1 (59:19):
Fuck you, dude.
I would have done one and thatwould have been a yeah one.
Speaker 5 (59:23):
My childhood, when I
was younger man.
Finally, I thought you'd getthat all the time.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
That's disrespectful
man.
Look at this dude.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Look at these
assholes, man.
Fuck you dude.
Yo, jeff Hardy's so cool,though, for citing all of these
Thank you so much man.
It's cringey to me dude, thisis so cringey.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
I'm not going to lie,
dude, it almost makes me sad.
It makes me really sad.
Look at the altitude these pensexplode.
Oh, you know that.
You know a lot about thesemarkers and stuff.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
Look at all these
fucking goddamn pictures they
got.
Dude Jeff is being a fuckingpro right now doing all these
Fuck you, can I get a photo ofwhat I'm doing?
Did he ask for a photo?
This asshole has the nerve toask Jeff for a photo at the end.
Fuck you dude.
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Yeah, a little kid I can see,but that's different.
That's, that's a differentfucking story.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
These guys are doing
it for profitability.
That's the problem.
It's not like they're doing itfor their own collection.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
No, they're doing it
because they want to fucking me
being not, I'm not in thebusiness, but I've been around
it my whole like a long, longtime.
If I saw a wrestler at theairport I would just look over,
just either A I would not,especially if it was late at
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night, I would not bother, Iwould just go.
I would say try to saysomething.
I'd be like, hey, big fan, mywhole life.
You know I love your work.
You know, keep it up.
You know, let me suck that dick, let me, let me kiss you in the
mouth you know, that's.
That's basically what I'd sayyou know, don't punch your
firebox, but I'm rusty tromboneI wouldn't ask for a photo, I
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wouldn't make them sign anything.
I would just say shake theirhand and be like hey, it's good
to meet you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I'm gonna give you
the stone bone, stone boat
stutter yeah, dude, it's, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
This is crazy.
There's.
There's a lot of these likeexamples around I fucking hate
it, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
It's cringeworthy
dude sir mclachlan should be
singing during this shit.
It's fucking horrible man,these, these dudes.
They're people too and that'sthe problem that you know, like
I, dude, I hate discourteousfucking people.
I hate people that don't havemanners.
I fucking hate it, dude, itbothers the shit out of me.
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Common courtesy is is a lostheart anymore I mean this
fucking bothers this?
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
This kind of applies
too to pro athletes.
I saw a video of Mike Trout,who plays for the Angels one of
the bigger superstars inbaseball and there was all these
assholes around his fuckinghotel.
And so I read so this assholetook this.
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I don know he had this kid andhe just like he used this kid as
a way to gain favor, to getsomething signed.
And I don't even know if it washis kid or just a random kid he
found or I don't know who itwas, but like mike's, like, no
kid I want, no, I'm not signingyour shit've got to do an
argument with the guy.
(01:02:38):
That video is old, but yeah,basically these people are scum
on the earth, man, and it's like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
They're doing it for
financial gain.
You're not doing it to collect.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
You're doing it to
sell 100%.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
And that's where my
problem is.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Yeah.
So here's one of Rhea Ripleygetting.
Look at all these fuckingdouchebags.
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Well, what it is?
When you do one, you're goingto have FOMO.
That's what's going to happen.
Everybody's going to come outthere.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
There's like a
network of these guys, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Is that what she said
.
Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Well, it's like it's
uh Dude.
Look, she looks fucking tiredman.
Fuck dude, this pisses me off.
I can't watch any more of theseno I don't want to.
So it's, it's they have anetwork of these guys and
they're all sellers and they alllike stalk the flights of these
wwe people and the hotels goingto stay at too, by the way.
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So it's it's really reallytough to watch and it's I
fucking hate it.
Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
So hey um shit, what
the fuck else?
There was something else I wasgoing to talk about, but I can't
even fucking remember.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Oh yeah, dude.
So at the convention, at Torg.
Here's the reason why I broughtup Torg.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Next to us there was,
uh, um, this, this gentleman.
Like they were selling printsas well, because sarah was in
the art part.
So, um, not in the games andstuff, like it was kind of a
separate section, okay and um hewas.
Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
He had a switch too.
No, oh, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
He had one, he was
playing.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Oh, he was playing it
, oh, he was playing it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
And he had it sitting
there and I said, hey, man, I
want to ask you, you know,because I want to know what do
you think about it, what areyour thoughts on the Switch 2?
And he goes, I fucking love itit up.
I said okay.
(01:04:42):
I said, uh, you guys, you wantto try it?
I was like, yeah, I do.
So I turn it on and I play thefirst 10 seconds of mario kart
playing as mario in the basiccard and I'm like this is
fucking magical, it is beautiful.
So I've been thinking about itever since Sunday.
Did you buy one?
It'll be here July.
I use the Affirm dude.
(01:05:03):
Okay, you know that paymentplan shit.
Yeah, the payment plan thing.
I found out you could pay itoff early and save yourself a
shit ton of interest, which iskind of nice, because-.
Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Where'd you get it at
?
Where'd you buy it from?
Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Walmart, Walmart okay
, okay, dude, dude, check this
out.
Okay.
So target set.
And sandusky said they had fourof them, called them today and
they're like now.
Our website just didn't update,so we're all sold out.
Dude, that shit does.
Walmart sold out target soldout gamestop.
I didn't even try because Iknew that was a fucking lost
cause, right?
Everybody's pretty much soldout.
(01:05:35):
So I went on walmartcom todaybecause I was like, oh, let me
check.
First thing that popped up wasa bundle.
Okay, they do bundles, which issmart.
It is could cost a little bitmore, but it keeps people from
fucking um people taking it upand yeah what is it?
Was that called pirating, notpirating?
What is that uh?
scalping, scalping, yeah yeah,keeps people from scalping on
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stock x if you really wanted toso I never even thought of that.
I should have done that.
I probably saved myself alittle bit, but anyway, I uh,
I'll show you what I got.
Um, so right here, it isexpected by july 5th.
And let me see, I see this.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
That's not a crazy
wait.
No, it's next Saturday Um whatare your thoughts of the of the
new college football coming out?
Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
So I'm fucking
excited as all hell man Did you
see Ohio state's screenshot.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Okay, the cynic in me
, me.
I want to see what the bandlooks like, because I'm a
stickler for details and I getit.
It's I said this last year, butit's like I know they can't
like hone in on every singledetail of every little bit of,
but it's just, I'm a really bigstickler for that shit.
So, uh, it's cool.
They did like the the droidshow, but I think that they're
(01:06:55):
doing that for like everybodythough.
So, uh, it's cool.
They did like the the droidshow, but I think that they're
doing that for like everybodythough.
So, but it's cool.
They incorporated that.
Uh, the the fucking gameplaylooks really good.
Yeah, like they.
They got the coaches now in thegame, which is it's a cool
little wrinkle, I suppose.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
So this is what I'm
getting, dude, okay.
Oh man, you got a shitload.
So, um, this comes with.
Uh, switch to okay, threephysical games.
Extra controller like the gamesare the game.
Thing yeah, okay, threephysical games.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I heard that's a big
controversy right now with the
switch um, one of them is mariokart world.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Okay then pokemon,
whatever the fuck, which I'm
never gonna play and then zeldaum, zelda, um, breath of the
wild remastered.
I get a camera, I get the wiiwheels or the wheels, and then I
get a pro either one or two procontrollers.
Okay, um, and I'm paying.
I paid $790 for all that andthen I paid for, I think, $59
(01:08:03):
for three years of warrantyprotection.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Okay, so what's your
take on the game prices, because
that's a really big sticklerpoint for people right now.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
I'm not keen on it,
but look at it like it's just
it's just.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
It's this just the
sign of the times, or me.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Here's the deal if
they wouldn't have came out
nintendo was very smart andcoming out with mario kart.
We haven't had a new mario kartin over a decade, like over 10
years, like it's been no newmario kart.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
If they come up with
any other new first party games
besides mario, mario party,they're mar.
Have they come up with anyother new first party games
besides Mario, mario Party,mario Party, they're coming out
with a new Donkey Kong gamethat's supposed to be epic.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Oh okay, it's like
Bonanza or something.
Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Do you want to look
it up?
Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
dude, it's like a
Donkey Kong game on a Switch 2
or something.
Let's see what that is.
And if you want to check outMario Kart, oh dude, it's open
world Bonanza, yep.
Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Oh, pauline, when the
world felt so cruel and bleak.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
When the hole looked
so dark and deep Heart is rock
cornerstone I was scared alone.
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Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
W, w, w, w, w, w, w,
w, w, w, w W dk ducky cock.
Sarah um, from level up, waslike she's trying to talk me out
of getting it, because there'sa lot of faults with the switch
(01:10:16):
too.
That really suck.
So, number one, you don't ownyour system.
Um, what do?
Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
you mean you don't
owe, you don't own it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
It's in the bylaws.
Like that you do, you don't ownthe system and the reason why I
say that is, if they have anyinclination, that you modded
anything at all, they cut accessoff to it they brick it yeah,
I've seen that already also.
Oh people it.
Yeah, I've seen that alreadyAlso.
Oh people have done it already.
Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I've seen it already.
Yeah, I've seen people have putsome sort of different UI on it
or some sort of different homescreen on it that they can play
Dude.
Don't quote me on that.
I don't know exactly what itwas and Nintendo caught wind of
it and bricked their system andthey can't use it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
So there caught wind
of it and bricked their system
and they can't use it.
So there's evidence of thatalso.
It's all 100 internet based,which.
What sucks about that?
Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
so basically, the
gate cart just gives you access
to the game, so it's morecloud-based than anything so
what sucks about that?
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
at least for right
now, that's what I'm.
I'll find out when I get itRight.
But what sucks about that isthat, say, the Switch goes on,
or Switch 2, okay, we're intothe Switch 4 or whatever the
fuck it's going to be calledthen.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
It's going to be like
they're going to shut it down.
They're going to be like, no,if they cut off, like all
systems do, they're like well,we're not going to support this,
no more.
You're not right.
It's just going to be a fuckingthing in a box, dude you're not
going to be able to do anythingwith it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
You see, it's not
just, it's not just nintendo,
you see, like a lot of uhdevelopers and games, you know
game companies kind of going toa more, except for sony yeah, I
know xbox is definitely kind ofdelved into that too xbox is
going to seal the market withsteam.
They're, they're teaming upwith steam right but, aren't
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they making their own, likesteam deck?
But?
Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
they're stupid.
Xbox is dumb because they'rethey're making it.
I mean, I know they're going tosell a little bit more, but
they're making Halo available onall systems, so PlayStation
will be able to play Halo.
That is one of your bread andbutters, that is your game, that
(01:12:26):
is an Xbox exclusive and you'rejust going to give it away.
I get it.
You're going to get PlayStationpeople to play Halo and you can
do cross-platform.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I think maybe those
days are kind of over, don't you
think?
Maybe no, I mean, I don't knowthat will be.
The show was a playstationexclusive and now that's for all
systems.
I know it's not the same ashalo, I know it's not, but I'm
just saying.
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
This is like that'd
be like like.
That'd be like mario going onplaystation yeah, right god of
war, god of war, if that evergoes.
That's a play PlayStationexclusive.
Fucking shit man.
Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
What the fuck is
another one.
That's really.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Is it Gears?
Gears is an Xbox Xbox Fable,Fable yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Which I hope they
come out with another Fable.
But yeah, but yeah.
Anyway, next Saturday is when Iget it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
I debated it getting
one, but I don't know Carrie
hasn't been pushing for it, soI'm not going to bring it up.
No, I don't really play videogames all that much, except for
MLB the Show.
I'll get college football too.
Other than that, I really have.
No, I just don't play games.
So I'm not going to push to getone College football on the
Switch too.
College football that I reallyhave.
Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
no, I just don't play
games so I'm not gonna push to
get one.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
So college football
on the switch to college
football, the switch to befucking horrible, but we are out
of time so we have to bid youadieu for this evening yeah we
keep running over.
Yeah, that's okay.
We're at like one minute 15, sowe'll be okay, or yeah?
So any departing words thisevening, this afternoon, this
(01:13:59):
morning.
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Oh no, Just thank you
to everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
And that's pretty
much about it.
I've got to work tomorrow, soit's just going to be sweat.
Me too.
I've got to go back to mynormal schedule because I had
classes the last two days.
Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
It was nice actually
sleeping in until like 7 am, so
anyway, yeah, we appreciateeveryone's listenership who's
been here through 178 episodesand we got some.
You know, I think we're goingto do we're talking about doing
a food review thing here soon.
That'd be kind of fun.
Maybe go to a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Should just do it on
the 200, but we always come up
with these ideas and we justnever thought through.
Yeah, it's sad, it's sad we geteverybody amped up about it,
and then we just like eh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Meh, but so that's
why I don't promise nothing
Under deliver over promise.
It'd be kind of fun to do one.
Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
But maybe we'll do it
.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
But anyway, you're
just going to get the same old,
same old, and that's what alwaysworks.
Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
We'll do a food
review.
I'll take John to Hot Headsover in Belvedere.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
I'm curious, Vilely
curious about that.
So fucking good so yeah, somuch more flavor.
We'll see you guys on the nextrip.
I'm John Bricker and I'm JasonScherger.
Bye-bye Later, guys.