Episode 179: Minecraft, Movies, and Manhood

John and Jay kick off with a hilarious comparison of generational "brain rot," contrasting millennial catchphrases like "shibby" that naturally faded away with Gen Z's evolving linguistic innovations that somehow grow more complex over time. Their observations about how different generations process and share humor reveal deeper insights about cultural transmission in the digital age.

The conversation shifts to an unexpectedly enthusiastic review of the Minecraft movie, with both hosts expressing genuine surprise at Jason Momoa's scene-stealing comedic performance. "I thought I was going to watch it for Jack Black," one admits, "but Jason Momoa killed it!" They highlight how the film successfully bridges the knowledge gap for non-gamers while delivering authentic experiences for fans—a rare achievement for video game adaptations.

Pure nostalgic excitement takes over when they discover the upcoming theatrical re-release of the original 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie for its 35th anniversary. Their spontaneous planning to attend a screening together captures that magical intersection of adulthood responsibilities and childhood enthusiasm that so many listeners can relate to. The immediate phone call to check if their local theater will carry the film showcases their authentic passion for these cultural touchstones.

The podcast takes several unexpected turns, including a raw, unfiltered exploration of personal boundaries and attraction in an increasingly fluid world. While navigating these complex waters with their signature irreverent humor, the hosts demonstrate how honest conversation helps process evolving social norms, even when that discussion feels uncomfortable or imperfect.

The episode wraps with a revealing discussion about modern parenting challenges, particularly the frustration when teenagers misappropriate powerful terminology like "oppression" without understanding historical context. This generational communication gap reflects broader cultural disconnects where young people access sophisticated vocabulary through social media before developing the nuanced understanding to use these concepts appropriately.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Comedy Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day.

(01:04):
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This is our day, and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.

(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Let's rock yo, what's up, hi.
Every day, it's every day, withJohn and Jay coming back yet
again, and we don't care ifyou're tired of this, we're
gonna keep going and going untilyou fucking love us.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
If you're tired of this, then go bang your pussy
with a crucifix.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, I don't know.
Let Jesus fuck you.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Let Jesus fuck you.
Your mother sucks cock so muchyour mother sucks bad Dude.
That movie's hilarious Dude.
I was watching it the othernight.
Yeah, that's the second one.
I was watching that one theother day and I forgot how
fucking amazing it was.
The Exorcist no, not theExorcist.
The Exorcist was great too.
I was watching a scary movietoo.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh, scary movie.
Grandma sucks it, grandma,grandma get out of there.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
You're no fun.
Mom, I got him.
I got a message from you, fromyour mother.
Harris, do you want, do youwant me to tell you to you?
Do you want to talk to her?
I'm talking to your mother, orsomething like that?
Yeah, yes, mom, will you pleaseget out of there?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
you're not fun you're not fun dude those movies were
awesome, so they're supposed tocome out with another one,
correct?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
yes, and the and the wayans brothers are doing it the
wayans brothers actually ownthe rights, which I'm really
excited, okay, so that's sowe're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
So we're gonna get space balls a new space balls
we're gonna get.
We're getting a new naked gunand we're gonna get a new happy
calmer, which.
I'm not really looking forwardto it.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I hope we're disappointed so much that it's
better.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I had my expectations really really fucking low for
that movie and hopefully it kindof blows me away.
But who knows, Then we'regetting a scary movie with the
Wayans brothers in control.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
So Keenan.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Ivory's coming back to direct.
So yeah, that that's.
I remember seeing the first onein theaters and I don't think
I've ever laughed so fucking oh,dude, it was it was.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Do we work to mcdonald's?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
we worked at mcdonald's and everyone was like
yeah, it was.
Uh, that was like the thingthat.
So like I always think that ourbrain rot, stuff was always way
better than what jet x or jet zkids have there's no skibbity,
toilet skibbity skibbity toiletand fucking what the helly and
what the hell of burton and youknow I I always thought our

(03:56):
brain rot.
Shit was way better.
It's more fun, more interactive.
It wasn't like a secret society.
We just took shit fromcommercials or movies and just
adapted it Like Skibby.
So remember Skibby from fuckingDude Where's my Car?
Oh, shibby, shibby, that's it.
Shibby, shibby, shibby.

(04:17):
I remember that brain rot.
Shit went around for kids inschool.
People said that at work allthe time and that was kind of a
thing for a while.
But with anything, though, thatshit like fades away.
It just seems that, like jedz's, you know, kind of weird
shit just evolves and it festersand it becomes fucking weirder

(04:39):
and dumber and it's like ourfads.
They just go away after a while.
Then we just get something new.
Their shit just kind of evolvesand it's like they do like.
So now, like with gen z or genalpha or whatever the fuck, they
do like they have like italian,fucking like words that they
use it with.
It's like spanglish with likeitalian words.

(05:01):
Don't know where they pickedthis shit up from.
I don't know if it's a tiktokthing or what, but it's.
It's so weird and out there andI feel brought on by the gays.
You know we could blamesomebody that sounds like a good
, a good group of people toblame, so let's go with that
we'll blame I don't know how yousay pride month in italian, but
well, it's over now, so thankgod.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, I'm just kidding, thank god I'm just kidding, I
don't really like.
Honestly, I don't care, um.
Okay, so talking about moviesand shit, all right.
Number one, I'm gonna talkabout one that, like, I just
watched and I loved and uh john,you got hbo max right, I do.
Yes, have you watched the newMinecraft?
No, dude.

(05:43):
I had no interest in watchingthis movie.
What I watched it Jason Momoais fucking Dude.
I thought I was going to watchit for Jack Black.
Right, jason Momoa killed itReally.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yes.
Do you have to know anythingabout the game to watch this
movie?
No, or is it just a standalone?
No, because I don't really knowthe movie.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't know the game .
It's just fun.
Was it just a fun movie?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
it's awesome.
Okay, dude, jason momoa'sacting comedy chops were fucking
hilarious, love our chickenyeah, I was fucking done with
that which is jack.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Don't get me wrong, I love jack black and I love his
music and his songs.
His songs were better than likeif you went to see moana 3 or
some shit.
But um, the one thing that Icould say from minecraft movie I
know I hate it when they take achunky black chick enforcer

(06:40):
into a comedic role.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
It just it did not vibe well.
Oh, you'd be like the sassyblack ghostbusters.
Yeah, I was just gonna bringthat up, dude.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
They did the same fucking thing with tasty from.
Orange is the new black okayyeah, they took that woman and
put her in this and she justsays the dumbest shit at the
wrong times and it it's horrible, it's fucking horrible.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's supposed to be comic relief.
Is that the whole point of?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
it.
It's kind of like remember 13Ghosts.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
The nanny.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, the black nanny Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
She was not needed in the whole fucking movie.
You could have taken her out.
The movie would have been thesame, if not better.
I love 13 Ghosts.
Though movie is phenomenal thatmovie is good but like I'm not
and I'm not picking on them, itcould have been a white person,
but they threw.
They threw a chunky no it's atrope, it's a trope.
It's almost pandering.
You know it is.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It feels to me like it's lazy, it's lazy, it's lazy,
it's lazy screenwriting andit's lazy directing is to put
the sassy overweight black womanas comic relief.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
It's, it's, it's lazy dude and I'll admit that.
Dude, let's, if you don't mind.
Oh, I do mind.
I was going to say no, let'swatch.
Let's check out Jason Momoa'sfunny Minecraft moments.
Dude, he killed him Becausehe's supposed to be this
champion from back in the day ofan arcade game.
He's a 1989 champion.

(08:03):
Dude, jason Momoa kills it.
Dude Minecraft official teasertrailer.
I love it when he's like dude.
He's something, he's arrogantand he's funnier than fuck.
Oh, chicken jockey.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's another one of those Like right.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
There's a chick right there down below, that's her.
They put another one of thoselike Right, there's a chick
right there down below, that'sher.
They put her in the fuckingmovie.
Dude, she goes through thisdoor and she's like, oh, my butt
, my butt.
I'm like that's stupid.
Other than that, the movie iswell done, very, very well done.
It's a great movie.

(08:44):
It's a fucking great, fuckingmovie free garbage tip, there he
is.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Fear is just weakness , hijacking your body's cockpit.
What in?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
the hell.
Oh yeah, you can say bio coneds to your body's navigation
system.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
What, yeah, a garbage man isn't speaking English or
Espanol.
What am I doing here?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
He's the first to leave.
No, I'm not kidding, dude.
If you get a chance, watch themovie.
It is so fucked, it's reallygood.
I laughed my ass off, jason.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Momoa, it looks like they do a good job.
Okay, how can you take a gamelike Minecraft and turn it into
a whole fucking movie?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, so what they did was they gave Because it has
no distinguishable storylines.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
What's awesome is there is a story mode.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
What's awesome is there is a story mode.
Oh, there is a story mode.
They made a story mode game.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I don't know shit about the game.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Okay so Minecraft what it is, it's pretty much
just an open world game.
Open world, right, rebuild,build shit, right.
And then it's funny because,okay, so Jack Black is this
little kid, he wants to go inthese mines, but it says no
children.
An old man scares him away,away.
So he gets older and he'sworking at a dead-end job and
he's pit and he's just like fuck.
All of a sudden he's messingwith his mashed potatoes and he

(10:07):
turns him into a cave and he'slike oh, I'm gonna go back to
the caves, steve.
So he goes back to the caves.
Old man's there, he dodges theold man, gets in the cave, finds
his shit, goes into the fuckingminecraft world.
He puts two cubes together,some shit goes to minecraft
world and, um, he's like awesome, this place is so amazing,

(10:31):
except for every 20 minutes it'snighttime and all these things
come out to get you all thecreepers, zombies yeah zombies.
Um, just, they did a really goodjob and like what I like about
it is, even if you don't playminecraft, you'll understand
more about minecraft after youwatch the movie.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You'll be like oh, you have a better appreciation
for the game you'll be like oh,that's an enderman, that's,
that's a creeper, that's azombie that's joe.
Joe's oldest is like upset.
She loves minecraft.
It's like one of her favoritethings, so yeah well, dude, like
jake loved minecraft, kendyloves minecraft.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Minecraft is huge um.
I know um isaac he does when hedoes his cast.
It's minecraft he'sminecrafting a lot of times.
So it is beautiful, like themovie's fun.
Um, it's got a Ghostbusterskind of feel to it, like with
the new cast, because it's gotlike the kids.

(11:30):
It's like a sister and brother,like living together.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh yeah, I gotcha.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
And Jason Momoa.
I appreciate the guy because heworks at a game store that he
owns.
You can relate to that.
Yes, he owns, but it's failing,Like he's about to get evicted
and everything else, and he'sknown as the garbage man because
he played this game.
And, dude, he got so good atthe game he played both players.

(11:58):
Oh, wow, he was playing bothLike against two people playing
on the other one, oh wow.
And to win the championship.
And he won in 1989.
He won in arcade, which I lovetoo, because it's arcade.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I love arcade shit.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
So he won the arcade game.
So it's almost like the wizard,kind of a little bit California
.
So he wins, but he lives on.
He's like Uncle Rico inNapoleon he lives on the glory
of his former days, former dayshe's like yeah, you know.
If you don't want to be a loser, this is what you do.
You know Can.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I get a.
What Can I get?
A double ha, ha.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
How was Disneyland?
Hello Bangs Mansion, helloBangs Mansion, but no, jason
Momoa is my favorite part ofthis movie.
Hands down, jack, jason momoais my favorite part of this
movie hands down.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Jack black was good, but jason momoa was my favorite
part.
Nobody talks about jason momoain this movie.
It's always jack black, steve'slava chicken thing, so nope
just jason momoa took thespotlight for me.
Okay, I love his character itseems like his comedic chops are
pretty good, oh it washilarious.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I thought it was great taking a serious person
and that's why I think I waskind of a little bit um naive
when it came to les or notleslie.
Um liam neeson, yeah.
But when I saw lately, when wewatched the trailer for naked
gun, yeah, I've never been soexcited to watch right, I can't
wait for that movie and uh, um.
So yeah, I watched minecraft.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Dude, definitely check it out, I'm not kidding
take it a guy who's beentypecasted as a serious role, or
Jason Boboa as a big timesuperhero.
You know, serious superhero,big buff guy, big buff Aquaman.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Dude, he fucked Emilia Clarke in the fucking
Game of Thrones fucking.
Oh yeah, dude, he was rapingher.
Dude.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, dude, I've never been soturned on in my life.
Emilia Clarke's so hot, though,so definitely give this a check
out it's on my brother's movie.

(13:52):
You don't have to.
It's on HBO Max.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Oh, you'd have to do that.
I bought it on Prime because Ididn't realize it was on Max, so
I bought it for $13.
It was worth it.
I watched it twice already,optimus Prime.
So I bought it for $13.
It was worth it.
I watched it twice already,Optimus Prime.
So, anyway, on another note, onsomething that John and I talk
about almost damn near weekly,it is the 25th anniversary no,

(14:16):
35th anniversary, am I right ofNinja Turtles, the movie.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, this year, and they're going to screen it in
theaters.
They're re-releasing it inAugust, I believe.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, so it looks like we got something we got to
do bro.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
If it's going to be anywhere relatively close by,
I'm definitely going to go seeit.
I say, if it's not, I'll drive.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
We'll drive.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I'm saying if it's within a 30-minute, 40-minute
drive we're going to go.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I drive, we're gonna go.
I say, if it's toledo or less,toledo or us, I agree, we'll
make that pact.
We're gonna go and I know yeah,we're going.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's right, your birthday too I think is it
really august 3rd?
Damn, that's the day after mybirthday.
Yeah, that's right.
I've never seen it, I think.
I think I know you just had abirthday.
It was just ironic because theoriginal turtles 1990.
No way, patrick this is patrickit's funny because the the the
original turtles movie came outtwo weeks after my birthday,

(15:11):
because we made a big birthdaything out of that I remember.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Let me tell you, one of my best core memories as a
kid was jerking off for thefirst time that that and going
to see the 1990 while he waslaying on the floor and his mom
and dad are banging into bed.
Boy Boy, no slapping the hams.
He smacks your hand away.
That's my woman.

(15:35):
Boy, no jerking the girks whilewe're up here making whoopee.
God damn it, I'm making a joke.
You got to fucking stop.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
We got to keep trying because you boys are
disappointment.
I'm like, oh yeah, so turtles.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
We looked at a big segue out of that.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
T-Man T-Release yeah dude.
What theater.
Okay, sunday, august 17th andWednesday okay, I was wrong, I
was way off, but still.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I don't give a shit, I still want to go.
Oh no, we're.
Oh yeah, I wonder if we if ithas the theaters already like
listed listed we should befucking playing the fucking
theme song while we're fuckinglooking this up Like the movie
theme.
Yeah.

(16:29):
Like you know the fucking thing?
No, yeah, yeah, that, yep.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, while we're looking this up, we need this
that's right, dude, that's majorleague butt kicking back in
town, oh yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
So I gotta figure out when the.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I wonder if they have like the theaters already
things are going really hard forthe feldmeister the things are
going really hard for thefeldmeister fucking robot
chicken dude really hard for theFeldmeister.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
He's going really hard for the Feldmeister,
Fucking robot chicken dude Damn.
I lost a sigh.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Lost a sigh.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I lost a sigh.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Raphael, raphael, that was a good impression of
Scooter dude.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Let's look at that.
Pizza Pizza Radical, radical,radical, radical.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't know if tip, because we have kind of an
offshoot.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, our theater, thank God, was saved, because
otherwise it wouldn't even bethere.
Ours is Starview.
Maybe we could see it start.
We're going to Starview.
Maybe we could check Starview'swebsite and see if it's coming
up.
I mean, it's only a couplemonths away.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
right, yeah, it's not that far away, because now I'm
curious if Tiffin's going to getit.
Maybe we ask him really nicely.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Maybe should I call him.
I should just call him on thefucking podcast.
Maybe should I call him.
I should just call him on thefucking podcast.
You should just ask him.
I should call him on thepodcast.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Boy.
I don't even know if they'regoing to have this.
Okay, other date, let's go.
They got August 14th listedhere.
They got American Tail Fuck.
American Tail is coming backout.
Shut the fuck up, dude.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Dude, do we need to go to another movie?
What they got.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
American Tail.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I want to go see that .

Speaker 2 (18:23):
They got American Tail at our local theater At
only one show time.
One show time at 9.30 in themorning.
Dude, we're going.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
On a Thursday, we ain't going to be able to go.
The Wild Robot.
I was waiting for a fuckingland before time, or?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
something it was in this era.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh, that's 2005.
Isn't that August 2005?
No, this, this era, oh that's2005.
Isn't that August 2005?
No, this is 2025.
Oh I didn't see it too.
What's coming soon, doesn't itsay coming soon Up top.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh, coming soon.
Let's check that out, let's seewhat we got, please.
Puss in Boots.
Super Mario Shrek.
They're going to re-releaseShrek.
Is this the originals?
I know what you did last summerFantastic Four.
Come on, dude.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Get Ninja Turtles in here.
Freakier Friday Freakier.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Friday Gay Shrek 2.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Should we give them a call, because I am willing to
give them a call.
You could ask them.
Let's call them.
We're going to call StarviewTheater here in Tiffin.
They are amazing.
They're very good people.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
And I'm so glad they're going to open.
Are you going to have theTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1990 re-release in August?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
That's what I'm going to do.
Okay, let's go go start.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
And if not, can you get it, because that would be
awesome?
Starview Tivit Ohio.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Call.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right, we're calling Hello, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
I'm going to pull this pictureout, damn it.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Are they open?
Dude, that's awesome, checkthat out.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh yeah, that works really well, they could be
closed by now.
They might be.
They could be closed by now.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Alright, well, hunt you down and got you like a fish
.
No, it doesn't say they'reclosed To fax.
Press the star.
Key To fax.
Press the star key so tired,tired of waiting, tired of
waiting for star view, I guess.

(20:46):
Fuck us then.
They don't know.
I've spent 36 hours waiting ona phone call before.
This is just one of those calls.
Yeah, I don't think they'regonna answer, sons of bitches.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
This is just one of those calls yeah, I don't think
they're going to answer Sons ofbitches.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Answer damn you.
Nope they didn't answer.
God damn it.
Watch, I click and they're likehello, nope.
Seneca Starview you are adisappointment to me today.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Let's look for what's the AMC.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
There's Cinemark, there's AMC.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Let's look at the Cinemark's first.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Cinemark just reminds me of Skidmark.
Let's do the one with Sandusky.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Let's just try that one on a random, the one of
Sandusky, let's just try thatone on a random Showtime.
What day was that?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
August 17th.
All they do, got it, bro, theyare going to have it, so,
sandusky.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I wish we could buy tickets 1 o'clock at 7.
We may be able to.
Can we buy tickets?
Oh my god, dude.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
1 o'clock at 7.
We may be able to Dude, can we?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
buy tickets.
Yeah, oh, my God, dude 7o'clock.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Are those all open?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, greta's all open dude.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
I'm about to fucking throw down my car.
Dude, we just buy tickets rightnow.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
About to throw down my motherfucking car about to
throw it out, my motherfuckinggod.
So we don't say dusky's gonnahave it.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
I really yeah, we'll just figure out which show time.
Let me know and I'll fucking do.
We'll just do a birthday partydude, let's do.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
This is your birthday party, so say dusky, cinemark
is gonna have it.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Just, I just buy all the seats just for, uh, just so
we can watch it by ourselves.
Dude, how fucking awesome isthat?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
dude, I'm actually really excited about this it was
, it was what it was august 17th.
And what day else, august 17thand 20th, the?
17th is going to work for us,because yeah wednesday ain't
gonna work because we work onwednesday, so sunday would have
to be it and I think we're gonnahave to go to the early one,

(23:06):
dude, because I'm not going toseven.
Fuck that dude, because it'llbe like it'll be nine o'clock
before we get out of ten o'clockbefore we get home, yeah, so
that's if we don't eat yeah, sowe'll go to the matinee one fuck
.
Yeah, save some money and beable to go 12 hours and 50 cents
god damn, it's not notdifferent I would prefer if

(23:28):
tiffin could get it, but they'renot, like they're not answering
there.
Yeah, so maybe we could followup on that.
But we know for a fact thatsandusky is getting the TMNT
35th anniversary reshowing and Ican't wait to fucking see this.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's right.
Also, dude, before we go to abreak, because we're pretty
close to going to a break.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, just about.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I got another band for us to check out.
All right, awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
God, I love being a turtle.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
It's called Signs of the Swarm.
Ooh, that sounds good, signs ofthe Swarm.
Holy shit, look at that stuff.
I just clicked.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, I just clicked that one.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Fuck it ew right out of the gate oh, that's nasty.
I was rebuttaling somebody theother day on my post.

(25:00):
Somebody was talking aboutMichigan.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh shit, I'll back it hard now.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Ugh.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
John's doing a little John face right now.
Ugh, that's sick.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
That's a mighty good deathcore.
I love this shit.
That's some good-ass deathcorey'all.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Dude, that was double-paced.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
That's fucking ridiculous, that is nasty, oh
god.
Oh, here we go, oh god.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Eject us into my fucking veins right now, right
in my ear, pussy Right into myear.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Pussy Right here, break it, god.
They're teasing, stop it.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Stop teasing my dick.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I love this shit.
I love that main riff.
I love doing these bands.
Dude, how well known are theseguys?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Pretty well known.
They're signed to Century Media, so they're pretty well known.
They have like 1.3 million onthis.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I love these Lorna Shore style bands.
Yes, 100% Like Whitechapel andfucking.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Lorna Shore these guys are signed to Century.
So yeah, God, that's soapel andfucking Lorna Shore, these guys
are signed a century God that'sso good.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
That's a good death.
That came right out of the gatetoo.
I love that.
It did not waste any goddamntime.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Here we go.
We're just going to look atthis shot right here.
That's me tonight.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I'm going to give Sarah the best fucking three
seconds of her life, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, awesome, righteous Bossa Nova,
bossa Nova, chevy Nova,excellent.
I never got that joke for yearsas a kid Because I didn't know
what the fuck a Chevy Nova was.
I knew what it was I, if Idon't bitch it, I have always.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I love the 90s surfer dude fucking yeah, even about.
I was talking to somebody aboutit the other day.
Maybe we talked about it.
Maybe all the bad guys in the90s were fucking surfer guys.
Look at surf ninjas.
Look at three ninjas kick backLike all the three ninjas, right
, all of them were surfer badguys In Hocus Pocus, was it the?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
bully, kind of surfer guy Like yeah, Look he's a new
guy in town.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
He's a new guy, ice, look at.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Ice, what was his name?
I think they were making wigger.
They were making fun of him.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
One was trying to be Vanilla Ice and the other one
was like I don't know.
He looked like fucking.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Draco Malfoy.
This just seemed like they werealways like clueless morons.
I always thought like Righthere dude, hey Ted.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
But that's back in the day when we used to rock the
pineapple.
Remember the pineapple?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Do you ever have that dude?
What a haircut yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I don't think so.
It's where you had the shavedand then you had the bangs in
the front.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh, I've seen kids do that.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I've never had that the fuck you laughing at
warthogs.
I was warthog too, though butfor different reasons.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh, dude, I thought a flat top was badass.
Dude, it was not, it washorrible poor fucking dude.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
That's because you you idolized ivan drago.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I thought a flat top looked cool as fuck.
I don't know.
I know it's ivan drago.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
There was first of all that hairstyle was so it was
you know what's crazy, dragaDude.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
there was first of all that hairstyle was so it was
.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
You know what's crazy is.
I rock that shit now.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm pretty much a fade A flat top A fade.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I do a fade, but well , like black dudes can pull it
off.
White guys just kind of lookgoofy Dude.
We look like we're in themilitary family dude when we
wear it.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Black dudes pull it off like a mother for like kid
and play and shit.
See, I've always wanted longhair but like my genetics, they
just kind of my hair just kindof like gets curly as it gets
longer, so it doesn't look good.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
He looks like.
He looks like fucking ShirleyTemple when he gets.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Well, I got a bunch of dudes grabbing all over me.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
You're just sitting on dudes, laps and stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's the good ship.
Hey, what the fuck is that?
God damn.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Good ship.
Oh, that's your dick, dude,that's your dick.
What the fuck, good ship,that's a hard cock.
That's a hard cock.
I'll make fun of that song nextweek, dude.
That'd be funny.
Put the fucking video to it.
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh my God, oh man.
With that said, we do havesomething coming up for you
right now.
I think everyone can relate tothe good old days of shopping at
Kmart and this is for you, ifyou do remember that.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yes, enjoy, we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Come on, Attention Kmart shoppers.
Blue light special on allchampion clothing $29.95 under
for the next two days throughthe weekend.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, look at these deals.
Grab that flyer, baby.
We're about to fucking kick itoff.
Take a good look at it.
Look at it now.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
You know these sales go real badass when they're the
weeks out, I'll let you touch it.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
If you will pay.
We gotta bid on these dealscause they end on Sunday.
Too fast, don't go too slow,but these prices are too low.
I want some Franklin Pumps.
I want something that I candraw.

(31:58):
Baby, it's yours, all yours.
If you want it tonight, give methe blue light Special All
through the night.
Baby, it's yours, all yours.
I need some drawers.
If you want it tonight, comethrough my door and give me some

(32:21):
drawers.
I need one tonight.
Come through my door Then getme some clothes and turn on that
blue light.
Know that you want some ofthose champion socks, but if I
just wear them clothes that comefrom Kmart you know they rock.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
But if I just wear them clothes?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
that come from Kmart.
You know they rock.
Tell me your secrets and I'lltell you mine.
I bought these little shoesiesmarked down from $32,999.
If I move too fast, don't takeit slow.
Know these prices will never goso low.

(33:02):
I like some excitement and Ilike to save some money.
Baby, it's yours.
If you want it.
To the right, there is someblue light specials that will
make some people fight.

(33:23):
Baby, it's yours.
Just a look onto your right.
I want some Franklin pumps.
I want some champion shirts.
So turn on that blue light.
If you want me, me, let me knowit.
I'm gonna take a hundred bucksand blow it.

(33:45):
I'm gonna buy a whole car loadof fucking shit, but you know
that that's not all I'll get.
We would go all across theparking lot and get some
McDonald's cause I saved a shitton of money with a blue light

(34:05):
fucking special.
Yeah, throw it in the cart.
Baby, it's a special day whatyou want those shoes eight

(34:38):
dollars.
Not too much for daddy.
We're kicking ass on the bluelight Special.
Oh yeah, it's tonight, baby,it's yours.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
All yours.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
If you want it, it's on the right, come on my door.
Then you got champion clothesand I want my Franklin pumps
with that blue light.
Baby, it's yours and you knowit's on the right, get that blue
light special.

(35:13):
Yeah, it's feeling all right,baby, it's yours.
Turn on that blue light baby.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the BestFreakin' Podcast.
It's Everyday with Jon and Jaybaby.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt butt.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You got that motherfucker, now check it out.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Black Lion Smash all on aisle three.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I wasn't even in aisle three.
Oh wait, that's Mr Bob.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I wasn't even in aisle three.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Herb.
Honest Honest Herb.
I wasn't even in aisle three.
Honest Honest herb.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I wasn't even in aisle three, dude, you know that
lady at the counter that'scutting cheese reminds me so
much of Sarah's sister.
Okay, do you know who I'mtalking about?
You got the whole Cheddarfamily, dude.
Look it up.
Look it up, pull up, mr Mom.
I know the C, the deli counterwoman.
I know the C Reminds me ofAngie, a little bit Sarah's
sister.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's now on Blu-ray.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I love this movie, this movie is good, good morning
shoppers.
We have some specials in thestore this morning that we'd
like to let you know about.
There she is.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Just give me salami Italian kosher hard pork, beef,
cotto or what.
There she is, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I did see that.
I see that Fomunda.
You got the whole cheddarfamily dude, you're about to get
eaten alive by these fuckingbitches.
No shit, man fuck these whores.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Why didn't he just do the pickup?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
just did the pickup it would have been a lot easier
let's do the Kroger pick list.
If you want to know why peopleare pro-life or pro-choice, it's
Mr Mom.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I love how he just naturally gets the pads.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Oh, there's our girl Edie McClure.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah, price check on those Kotex pads.
Don't worry about her, don'tworry about her.
Where are these Kotex maxi padson special?
Never mind Dirk, sorry, forgetit.
Thanks, sorry, never mind Dirk,sorry, forget it O-Tech 19th
and call.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Sorry, kid my baby.
Who are you?
Steven Kenny Ken.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Here, eat the spaghetti.
I want spaghetti on my ownSpaghetti Dude.
This supermarket ranefficiently how fast they knew
messes were being made.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I want to bring this to your attention T-bone steak
$1.90 a pound Ain't no fuckingway.
Now, man, it's funny watchingsee prices porkloid, $loid
dollar 20.
I love seeing gas prices.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
yeah, like 79 but of course this dude probably made
two dollars an hour at thefucking job and he probably was
like man, I'm making big bankyes, yeah, he worked for some
automotive company or somethingwhich, in my head, canon.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
This is the same guy from uh, from uh, gung ho.
Yes, it's, it's the same guy oh, 100, it's fucking really is.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
It's michael keaton.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I mean literally it is the same guy.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Really it's michael keaton, but in my head, canon
it's the same character and I'mgonna say this straight up, like
and I know we probably talkedabout it michael keaton's gotta
be probably one of the bestactors.
Dude, he was the let is thegoat in the 80s man.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Well, not only, not only that he was so versatile,
Versatile, right, he was soversatile, right.
He could play BatmanBeetlejuice.
He could play an everyday dad,he could just be, he could do
everything.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
He played the other guys.
He was the fucking chief.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
He was good in the Founder.
Yep, I remember you telling meabout that he was really good as
Ray Kroc.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
The only McDonald's movie I ever really watched was.
Super Size Me.
And then the Women ofMcDonald's Playboy video.
What the fuck is that?
That's a real fucking video.
They had.
Women of Walmart Are these?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
actual people who work at McDonald's.
They probably just got the pass, but you know what?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
My imagination ran wild dude.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
It didn't take much.
I mean, we actually workedthere, so I mean we did have
some hotties that worked there.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
We worked there.
Oh my God dude.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Not these fucking sea creatures that work there today
.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Oh sweet.
An extra set of tits on yourback, that's awesome.
You know what tells me that Ireally want to fucking go eat
somewhere?
It's when you can hand me myfood with your back breasts.
That is amazing.
That's so gross Sweet.
I didn't say I wanted an extramilk with my fucking order.

(40:16):
Thanks though, but dude, nojoke, back in I would work, I'd
go to school and people be likeyou work at mcdonald's.
I'm like, oh oh, you mean, Iget to get paid, eat, get you
eat for free because, no joke,we didn't eat what we were
supposed to.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
We oh, we stole.
Oh, dude, I've stole so muchfood from there, everybody did
we gotta go like 5 million HailMarys or something 10 Our
Fathers.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
But anyway, fucking got free food, we got paid.
We worked with some fuckingscorcher sexy bitches I'm
talking hot, fucking women and,like I said before, on the
podcast, we had the creme de lacreme of the high school hotties
we had our choice From allaround, from all around we had.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I think if you looked at all the fast food places
when we went to school, we hadthe top tier choice of fucking
punani.
We did.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Some of them were fucking head cases, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
They were.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Absolutely.
But, dude, no joke, like oh mygod, just so sexy, just so
fucking hot, dude, and I'mtelling you what, if I was
single now, if I wasn't marriedor nothing, I would go after
jill right now, dude, she's,she's seeing, she, I think she
might be dating somebody, butshe's not married anymore.
She, her, I think her and herhusband split.
She's still looking good.

(41:39):
Oh fuck, yeah, dude, hold on,let me pull her up, dude.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Jill, if you're listening.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Jill Jill.
If you're listening, it's notabout you, it's another Jill.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, it's not.
Yeah, the Jill.
Not the really hot one Not thereally hot Jill that worked at
McDonald's.
Yeah, dude, she is just like afine wine.
She smells funny.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Not the really hot one, not the really hot Jill
that worked at McDonald's.
Yeah, dude, she is just like afine wine.
She smells funny.
I'm just kidding Jill.
No, I talk to her every once ina while.
I'll see her at sporting events.
Dude, her sister looks justlike her.
Oh, okay, like there, dude, sheis just gorgeous and I had I I
did have a chance to date herwhen we were working at

(42:22):
mcdonald's, but I didn't do itbecause I was with sarah.
What a fucking waste.
What it did stop I was loyalback then.
Oh okay, I'm just kidding, Iwould now.
I'm so happy with the one I gotnow, dude.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
So I say like it, because everybody hurts
sometimes.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
No, I'm just kidding.
No, um, god, dude, it was justa a bevy of beautiful fucking
women and you know what's crazyis those pants?
well, they had to tuck theirshirts in, yeah now, I'm sorry,
dude, and not like I don't getme wrong.
I'm cool with the times,whatever, but now you don't know
what you're looking at.
Sorry to say I don't want tolook at a dude man.

(43:08):
I'm sorry, man.
If you still got a floppywhopper down there, did your guy
to me?
I can't help it.
Dude, I will call you a womanany day of the week I can, but
when it comes to sexualrelations, I'm not above.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Give it a.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Reach her out to a really fine looking I'm not
above that, no okay, first ofall, I'm not gonna say I never
thought about fucking a dudebecause I have no.
I mean, like you know, I'vesome dude I'm like on my Tumblr
is fucking pervert shit and it'strans and everything else Right
.
So which I love?

(43:45):
My Tumblr.
It's my porn fucking shit dude.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
It's awesome Whatever works, so it was how did you
get it like that?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I said I don't know.
I just started liking the nastystuff.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
The algorithm knows no bounds.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
The algorithm's algorithms.
Like you're a perv dude, whatthe?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
fuck's wrong with you , man.
You're a deprived fuckingasshole.
You're a sick freak.
You're a sick freak you pervman, you're a perv dude.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
You almost banged your sister, man, you're my
sister you're uh would it helpif I was your sister?
If I said I was your sister,none of my, what?
Like I'm some sick freak.
Like I was your sister?
If I said I was your sister,what like I'm some sick freak,
I'm your sister, I'm your sister, dude.
I love it.
But dude, there's something onthere.

(44:30):
I'm like god damn, they'regorgeous and I'm sorry, but I
would fuck their ass.
I would definitely.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
See, I've been deked by porn where you see the
thumbnail and I've I think I'vementioned this before where you
see the thumbnail and you'relike, damn, she's hot.
You click and it's like afucking meat spin thing going on
.
I'm like like you know what I?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
yeah, here's where.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Where draw the line where do you draw the line where
do?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
you draw the line I wouldn't suck dick.
I wouldn't suck her dick.
I that's, that's, that's no.
I wouldn't be a bottom.
I wouldn't do that.
You wouldn't be the butt no,I'm fucking about.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
No, no, you wouldn't suck the dick.
You would, but you wouldn't andyou wouldn't take it in about.
No, you'd give him a handjibber, I'd give it a hand
jibber.
Sure, this dude is dedicated.
John is dedicated, dedicated.
Listen, I want to.
You better be one fine-asstransformer.
You know what I'm saying?
Autocock assemble.

(45:32):
It sounds like somebody'ssucking a dick dude.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Autocock roll out.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Auto-cock roll out.
Would one that didn't tell yoube called a Decepticon?
Oh my God, dude, you didn'ttell me you were a man.
You didn't tell me youDecepticock.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
You Decepticock.
What the fuck man?
Mega wand, Mega wand.
Optimus primed and readyOptimus primed and ready.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
No joke, I'm sorry, I'm a selfish lover in this one.
I would not touch any of theirpenises or whatever, but if they
get off from getting buttfucked, I'm down for that,
whatever.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Just got to keep my meatyclackers from smacking theirs.
I don't want our Schwartz toget twisted.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
You don't want your balls touching man.
You got to watch out for that,I you don't want your balls
touching man you gotta watch outfor that.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I'll tie them together.
Dude, use a hair tie and justwrap them around.
This is four balls.
What happens like?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
you're, you're fucking her in the ass and all
of a sudden she just jizzes allover.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
You do her so like you're kind of nope, no, it's
back door stuff, like it's forspend over bed.
Okay, yeah, you're just downthere, man.
I don't want your man jam onback door stuff.
Back door stuff, bend over,bend over.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Okay, jizz on the rugged front.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah, you're just down there, man.
I don't want your man jam on,or I just use his man jam and
use his lube or something Idon't know.
It's like fucking Goo.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Gone or something Goo Gone.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Goo Gone.
It's like Gojo.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Gojo, gojo.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
This is crazy, crazy.
But you know, a lot of them arelike squishy, squishy.
A lot of them they even soundlike women too.
Yeah, some of them.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
It's like well, you can hear the hint.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
A lot of them are like eh, eh, eh, oh, my God,
you're going gonna make me comeor I'm gonna kick your butt now.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Okay, so on the other , okay, so let's put this
scenario out there.
Okay, would you rather fuck a?
Really really.
Oh, here it is, it's a firsttransy, first.
Oh, this is they're asking whatjohn's doing.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
They want a hand jibber.
Yeah, they want a hand jibber.
They said Jay is a very selfishlover and they don't want
nothing to do with you.
They don't want nothing to dowith you, You'll probably be
okay.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
They're like Tell us more about the.
They're like you're not goingto jerk me off, you homophobe
yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
You transphobe, you buff, touching dick, you fucking
queer, queer, but no anyway.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Okay, so a really female man.
What man Got to test?
The only thing he's got left ishis dick.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Okay, he's hanging down, so really really feminine
looking trans person.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yes.
Or or a really manly lookingWoman.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Woman.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Like buff burly.
Tits are not tits, they're pecs.
Still got a vagina, but it'sall muscle, everything,
everything I'm not.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
I'm not about the muscle chicks, dude, I probably
fuck the tranny, the reallyfeminine looking tranny.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I'm sorry I don't know.
It depends on how, how.
It depends on if she worked onher kegels, if her keel muscles
are fucking strong like the restof her bottle.
If her Kegels are fuckingstrong, dude, she'll fucking
Dude.
I bet you damn well shesqueezes your dick to where your
head pops off.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
If she could bench press me, then that may change
things a little bit.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Like if she picks you up, if she could curl me.
No, she picks you up and fucksherself with you, dude.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I would be down for that.
Yeah, sure, I mean, why not?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Come here, buddy, come here, buddy yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, yeah, rah, rah.
I'm like I don't know what'shappening right now Against your
will Just picks me up like afucking, like a my Buddy doll,
which is like I'm like whoa.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Whoa, it's like a then.
Then she gets done with you andputs you in a basket.
Here you go, buddy, you sitright here, you're getting into
like a dog bed.
Dude, you got a dog bed.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
You sit right here.
Okay, it's like Andre the Giantor something Like I gotta sit
right here now.
Okay, oh my God, andre theGiant just fucked me, or she
fused me to fuck her.
I feel so violated.
You're gonna do what I say.

(50:07):
Say right here, fucking AudreyNjai.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, that's a.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
That's a toughie.
It just depends on thecircumstance, I suppose.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, fuck, yeah, man , I don't know, man, it'd be
tough dude If she, like I said,if her kegels are tight, I ain't
eating her pussy because she'llsmash my head like a grape,
just like great smash.
Like, oh fuck, fuck that dudeor I'll fucking dude, I'll have
to, hey, but a lot of those.
I'll put a fucking jack betweenher legs so she can't crush my
head like a jack.

(50:37):
Stand, you see, like thepressure, like you're like oh
like the fucking thing'scrumbling dude, it's like
bending.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I'm like, oh, I gotta get I gotta get out of here
I'll use one of them truckerload bars well you know, a lot
of them like if really, uh, buff, you know bodybuilder women.
They got huge clits though, soit's almost like fucking a dude
yeah, but the balls ain'thanging there no, they're not,
they're not there, I'll liftthat little clitty up to stick

(51:04):
my tongue in her butthole.
Yeah, she had enormous clit,which either says a whole lot
about you now, would you tonguepunch his fart box?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I know you said you wouldn't suck his dick.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
No, no, tongue punching harry fart box, a hairy
firebox if it's hairy.
We got some other talk.
We got some more talk.
We got some more we got.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
We got to talk about that okay, each one of those.
Both of them are hairy, they'reboth hairy.
Women are hairy and the guy ishairy.
The muscle woman is hairy.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
The I'm doing the muscle woman, then yeah, if
you're not gonna go that extramile, to at least be kept.
You've kind of lost the plot.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
You've lost the plot by what if the dude's got a baby
dick, like a really, reallysmall dick, like a like a clit
dick, like a small dick, liketiny man dick?
Three inch dick, which is bigfor me, but three inch dick, oh,
oh, the tranny has a little.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Tranny has a little dick.
Oh, uhanny has a little dick.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Oh, did I change it, but they're still unkept.
They're still unkept.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Oh, I'm doing the woman.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Like no joke, you'd have to run your hand through
his hair to find the dick.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
No, I'm not.
No, it's like a thick jungleand there I'm, a woman and
you're not going to fucking, youknow, do what you got to do,
then you've lost the plot.
So no, I'm going to go back tothe manly looking woman who can
bench press me.
So that's just where I draw theline, baby.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
I can tell by your trailer that you are a genuinely
dirty person.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I can tell by your trailer that you are a genuinely
dirty person.
I can tell by your trailer thatyou are a genuinely dirty
person.
Oh, what's happening to myspecial purpose?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Oh, that goes over there.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Oh that goes over there.
What's happening to my specialpurpose Today's the day.
Today's the day.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, no joke.
Yeah, no joke.
I've seen trans women on thefucking Tumblr that looked
hotter than fucking regularwomen.
Right, some regular women.
I've seen some hot ones.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
It's a confused.
Your boner yeah, but it's aconfused boner for sure.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
My dick is like ah is this.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
okay, I don't know, boss, boss, something's not
right here Speaking of no one'slooking, but speaking of no
one's looking.
Speaking of no one's lookingthat's a pretty girl maybe down
there.
Pretty girl guy down there,girl guy down there.
You know what weight room is?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I'll find it wonder if she goes out with one of the
wankies, the wankies.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, I mean, that's a conundrum that all men will
probably have to face in theirlifetime.
It is.
I'll never have to face that inmy lifetime.
Nah, we're married, dude.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, I ain't never faced anything like that,
because Sarah sometimes will belike yeah, you know, well, I
forgot to tell you I had a dickor something.
I'm like well, jesus Christ, mySherlock Holmes skills suck
Because I've been banging thatfucking bee for fucking
20-something years.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
And I ain't never found a penis in there.
I have a dick, you do, Boy.
I'm worse at this than Ithought I was.
Well keep that fucker hidden.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Well, keep that over there, Because I'm telling you
what dude I'm telling you whatdude.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I'm telling you what brother, let me tell you
something dude, we're bang brosFrom now on.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
I'm not kissing you.
Afterwards, I'm going tofucking, I'm going to shake your
hand, I'm going to high five?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
you, yeah, high five.
You Then go out for a beer?
Yeah, no shit.
Let's go down and get a drink,dude.
Let's go get a drink, bro.
Talk about this ever again.
Oh man, are you bothered byfeminine odor?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Miss man, yeah, dude yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I was hoping you picked up on that, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
And don't ever think that shaving is gonna rid you of
crab infestation.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Don't ever think that shaving your pubic hair will
rid you of crab infestation.
Don't ever think that shavingyour pubic hair will rid you of
crab infestation.
Miss man, take your top off ifyou like.
Take your top off if you likeyou got her voice down really
well, which may tell yousomething about me.
No, I'm a dude, that's not afemale, but I've always wanted
to be.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I always thought that was Tony Little playing that
lady.
Oh, really Looked like TonyLittle.
Do you know who Tony Little is?
No, look up Tony Little, Ishould know.
And then look up Miss man fromScary Movie.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh man, I remember this guy.
Yeah, does he not the fitnessguru guy?
He looks like.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Miss man, oh, he, you are.
I remember this guy yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Does he not the fitness guru?

Speaker 3 (55:41):
guy.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
He looks like fucking he looks like Miss man.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Oh, it is Holy shit.
Now look at Miss man.
We got to look at Miss man.
Oh my God, it's the first thingthat pops up.
Oh, there she is.
Who's Jane?
Jane is Miss man.
There you go.
I just Jane as Miss man.
Yeah, just sniffing the panties.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Miss man, come in, jerry, have a seat.
Take off your bra if you'd like.
What can I do for you, cindy?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
I need to talk.
See, I have this problem and Idon't know who to tell.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Not feeling so fresh.
Feminine odor itching got youdown.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Now would you fuck Miss man?
I'd fuck Miss man.
No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
So, apparently.
So the first comment down here,because I want to know who this
is Jay Trica.
This is who it actually is.
She's actually a female, butshe's a bodybuilder.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yeah, she must have taken a lot of steroids, a lot
of roids.
Dude, look up her nudes.
Do you want me to?
I can do it on my phone.
If you don't want to do it onyour computer, I don't up for
nudes.
Do you want me to?
I can do it on my phone.
You don't want to do it on yourcomputer, I don't care.
Cool Nudes John looks up nudesNudes Please tell me there's

(57:12):
nudes.
I got to see these peck breasts.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Titsorg.
What I see?
A dude's dick, dick.
I don't want to see that,that's it.
Is that all she's got?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
what about images?
Does it show anything in images?
I usually just go to images.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
There's China.
I don't really see.
I think that's probably it.
Ugh, there's China.
I don't really see.
I think that's probably it.
There's a Reddit not safe forwork, fucking thread.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Yeah, I think that's really the only thing.
I just couldn't fuck, dude,it'd be fucking, it would be
just ugh.
You're hitting this hard-asslump of an ass.
Don't get me wrong, listen, man.
A fat ass, a nice cushy ass, isperfect.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That's what God made.
I can tell you, muscle-boundwomen are really low on my boner
scale.
I'm not saying I wouldn't.
What about muscle-bound men?
Muscle-bound women are reallylow on my boner scale.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Yeah, I'm not saying, I wouldn't what about
muscle-bound men.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Muscle-bound men are really high, More than women,
actually.
I could sit there and go.
That's a really, reallybuff-looking dude.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
That's a nice dick.
That's a nice dick.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
He's a big dick man, I don't know.
Okay, yeah, I see you.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Like Th, I see you, I love Thundercats.
Dude, I want to go to the showbut I don't know if I'll be able
to.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I don't say, the next One's coming up in a few yeah,
with fucking Marion Fontaine.
I'll probably Go when, uh when,is it July 11th or 12th or
something?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Dude, if it's the 12th I can't go.
If it's 11th I might be able togo.
I think it's the 12th.
I think it's sad we.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I might be able to go .
I think it's the 12th, I thinkit's sad we won't be able to go.
Why?
What's the 12th?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Your fucking uncle's wedding, dude, you gotta go.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Oh yeah, that's right , then I can't go to it then.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
That sucks.
We get to hear his kids singand stuff.
Oh, shut up.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm noting that day Singing what Holy night.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
The skies are brightly shining.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
That's me fake singing.
Actually it was really good.
Thank you, man.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I thought it was really good, I was actually into
it.
I'm like dang dude, you gotsome pipes on good, actually.
Thank you, man.
I thought it was really good, Iwas actually into it.
I'm like dang dude, you gotsome pipes on you, bro.
Thank you man.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Fall on your knees.
That wasn't very good.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Say please.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Say please, and I'll come in three seconds.
Oh my God, you swallowed everypiece of my load.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I think that's what Christmas comes around.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Dude, I love making fun of Christmas songs.
I know I love hide and seek.
I love hide and seek.
Nice dude, yeah dude, I don'tknow man, I'm just excited 're
gonna be there, right?
Oh yeah, 100 yeah um my djcompany's doing it oh, that's
right, we talked about this.

(01:00:26):
Um fuck, yeah, I'm gonna bethere, dude, we'll sit the same.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Hopefully they don't have fucking tables it's not
gonna be that fucking hardcore,it's just gonna be here I don't
know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Him and his, him and his uh, him and stephanie were
really dude.
There's so many fucking likethings that they were like yeah,
we're doing this, we're doingthat, we're doing this at the
reception.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, why can't they just like just enjoy it?
You're old, like you talk aboutlike just events happening at
the reception I can't rememberexactly but we're talking like,
like tables.
Are we talking?
I hope there's not a number oftables, dude, why would be an
extra?
Why can't we just sit where wewant to fucking sit?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
if they do, I want to .
I want us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
When I went to my cousin's wedding last summer,
last june.
They had like set, like theyhad places for us to sit, so I
got we, I had to sit with allthe cousins, obviously, but it
was one of those like theybrought you the food to you.
Oh yeah, service over some ofthe most overrated shit.

(01:01:32):
I don't know what they paid forthat, but I hope they didn't
pay a lot, because now you knowdamn well, damn well, they did,
they did, and the food was notthat good.
I'd rather have had a buffetstyle at the fucking Chandelier
man.
I'd rather have had theChandelier, because that shit
was their stuff's good.
I had Del.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Okay, I'm going to say this dude, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Okay, you got a hot take coming in here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
I DJed a wedding Saturday Okay, take coming in
here.
I dj'd a wedding saturday okay,I've never had a wedding, our
reception to, where they told methat I that to keep the music
down.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I was told to keep the music like during the open
dance part, during all of it,during the whole fucking thing,
the whole thing, what the wholething okay it was there, oh, so
okay I've never met.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Okay, I'm gonna straight up say this dude,
that's weird, I like people.
I'm usually pretty good.
Yeah, you know, I like a lot ofpeople.
Fucking redneck, arrogantfuckholes, dude, I fucking hate,
farmer fran redneck, fuckingarrogant fuckholes.
If you're not.
If you're redneck, fine.
If you're farmer fran, fine.

(01:02:43):
If you're arrogant, go fuckyourself.
You don't have any reason to bebe arrogant and I fucking hate
you to the bottom, to all of hisbeing so the reason why I'm
saying it it's always thewell-off like kind of red.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I've never okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
So here, just a full reception full of old people and
good old boys, oh, some asprinkle of people.
I had to dance for pop andpretty good, even though I had
to keep the music down.
I mean, um, dude, no joke,looks like.
So as soon as, uh, the motherand father came in, or, of the
bride, the mother comes in, I'mlike hey, I'm the dj blah blah

(01:03:20):
blah.
You know, I'm telling herexplain her what I was doing
setting up, like where I wasgonna set up and everything else
.
Okay, because I spread myspeakers out.
Dude, it sounded great.
Where were you at huge hall?
It's like the mill stream place.
It's the fairgrounds in finley.
Oh, okay, um, 600 people wereinvited to this, fucking jesus
christ so I had to spread myspeakers out they were they were
.
My one speaker was 70 feet awayfrom me.

(01:03:41):
Holy shit, yes, so anyway, um,they uh, as soon as well.
She's like well, I gotta let myhusband in.
So her husband comes inside andI say, hey, how you doing, sir?
You know he goes not bad, howare you not?
We're keeping the music downtonight.
Okay, I'm like whatever youwant.

(01:04:02):
I said, usually I start with itbeing low anyway, and then when
it comes to dance time, youknow, I pick it up a little bit.
You know usually get a littlebit louder.
Nope, he's like nope, we'rekeeping it down the whole time.
I've got people coming herethat I haven't seen in a long
time and I want to be able totalk to them.
And I'm like you have thefucking beginning of the night
to talk to all these people.

(01:04:22):
What you want to talk to themthe whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Dude.
To me that would have set thetone right there.
I'm like dude, I want to gohome.
I'm like I'm ready to go home,yep, but Okay.
I can't go home but that, andyou know what they paid me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
So, yeah, well, the bride and groom agreed to that.
Oh fuck, so which?
They were really cool.
They're really nice people.
No, they're not, but anyway, Idon't know.
As I'm fucking carrying my shitout, I'm holding the door for
people, I'm getting shoulderchecked as I'm carrying it, like
at the end of the night,nobody's saying excuse me,
nobody's saying thank you.

(01:04:57):
I'm like I got my truck backedup sideways and there's like an
overhang but you can't back yourvehicle into it.
And I'm loading my truck righthere and I'm bringing out my
last stuff.
A motherfucker backs hisvehicle all the way up to the
middle.
I'm already loading up like youcouldn't wait till I was done.
You know, I was just it's nojoke I.

(01:05:18):
I bit my tongue a little bitand I was like why you couldn't
fucking wait, dude, jesus christ, I had to walk all the way
around his truck and go.
You know, load my shit up.
I I usually say bye toeverybody.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I sort of left, I left yeah, I had no, I was just
like nope, I'm done, I want togo home.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I rocked the night.
I didn't get any tip, thatdidn't happen killed it, I
nailed it.
Everybody had.
So how did you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
keep the music down during, like the dance part.
How did you?
How did you manage?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
that at one point I had it.
I had it like I thought it wasdown, but I had it turned up
he'd come over and he goes down,needs to go down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I'm like okay you should have just like pretended
you turned it down and not do it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I should have, but it's less wear and tear on my
speakers, so I was like allright so, so, oh, dude, saturday
was a shit show beyond shitshows, and I know my daughter's
gonna be pissed if I tell youthis, but I'm gonna do it anyway
, so okay, so friday, she doeslisten so not very well, oh

(01:06:23):
friday well, she might now.
But friday I went to um briandurst, the dude that does the
stuff for uh venue 18.
He was putting on a show incarrie in a foster country club.
My boss and my mike, the guythat works there, they bought a
bunch of tickets for us to gothere.
So I went there and I couldbring one person.

(01:06:45):
So I asked Steve, because he'sin my league.
I'm like Steve, you want to go,dude?
He's like yeah, I said I'll buyyour food and I'll buy your
drinks.
So we ate at Marino's, which isamazing.
If you're ever in Cary, go tomarino's, it's amazing.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
I don't often travel to carry, but I'll keep that
dude's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
He's well, he's my, he owns the sycamore event
center and he does a lot ofcatering okay, okay so a lot of
catering at weddings.
It's fucking amazing best macand cheese I've ever had.
So, anyway, go to marino's.
We eat, because I don't want todrink on an empty stomach and I
just got off work.
Go to the fucking uh carrybrewinging Station, which is
beautiful, okay, and they have astage up there and Brian Durst

(01:07:22):
is putting on a show where, like, people are just like local
rappers can come up and do thespit their shit.
So I'm like, oh cool, you know,whatever Me and Steve are
drinking, drinking, drinking,dude, whiskey sours oh, man,
fucking, they couldn't make awhite russian.
So I was disappointed.
But, uh, whiskey sours, rum andcokes, um, some, fucking.

(01:07:48):
Uh god, I can't remember whatthe fuck the other one was dude.
Just, we're drinking a lot.
It was a lot of drink.
Okay, okay, we leave.
I go home, um, I go in my house,I cut up up a Molliette's
watermelon.
If you've never had aMolliette's watermelon, you're
missing out.
It is the best fuckingwatermelon you can get.
I'm hands down and, dude, youcan try it and let me know how

(01:08:12):
impressed you are.
So, anyway, bought aMolliette's watermelon, cut the
fucker up, like last week,earlier last week, and I told my
daughter.
I said, man, you know, you comeover, you can eat as much
watermelon as you want.
Okay, my fault.
So I came home, friday, I said,hey, kid, what'd you eat?
I've been gone all day, I hadto work and shit.
She goes uh, watermelon, that'sall you ate.

(01:08:37):
Watermelon all day, that's allyou ate.
And she's like uh, yeah, youknow like, I ate it for
breakfast and lunch.
I'm like, dude, you know.
Like, well, dude, you need toeat substantial shit, you need
to eat other stuff.
I said, that's cool, I'm glad.
But and then, um, and then shetold me she goes well, I eat

(01:09:00):
mainly fruit now.
And I'm like, why?
Like, if you tell me somethingand you're full of shit and I
know you are I pick at that.
So the next day that leads intothe next day my sister,
saturday, was going to takeKendi to Cedar Point.
Oh, okay, which was cool, youknow whatever.
So Kristen's, like you know.
So kristen's, like you know,rather than her using her pass,

(01:09:22):
we're gonna pay an extra 15bucks and she'll get in with us
and be able to do all like thefast pass, or not fast pass, but
the premium the prestige, theprestige, yeah, yeah and then
also we're gonna buy her a food,and drink pass for the day.
For the day, okay and I saidwell, I made a joke.
I said if she's going up thereto get food and drink, you might
want to watch it.

(01:09:43):
I hope they only serve fruit,because that's what she eats.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
They do have fruit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
And.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Kendi looked at me and said shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Whoa, whoa what.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Not good.
She told you to shut up.
Oh man, if I ever told my toldyou to shut up, she told me to
show.
Oh man, if I, if I ever told myold man to shut up, I would
have been on the floor, dude,she told me to shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I said you don't ever fucking speak to me like that
again.
And she walks in the house, she, because she tries to run away
as soon as she's in trouble.
I let her into, I end up, lether go and I text her.
I said, listen.
I said you're lucky you'regoing today, because after you
told me to shut up, I was aboutto tell you no, you're not going
because you don't piss me off.
But kristen and aj alreadytraveled all the way over here

(01:10:24):
to pick you up and I'm not goingto have them waste their time
and they all priority pay foryour past, so I'm not having
them waste their time coming toget you.
So you're lucky.
So and then she rebuttals andshe starts hitting me on all
this shit and she's like youknow you have no empathy and no
sympathy and all this other shitand you need to work on your
anger management.
And blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.

(01:10:45):
Dude, the kid told me she I wasoppressing her, she was
oppressed by my authority.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
And I said, yeah, you're the dad, that's, that's
your job.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Thank you, that's your job.
You, that's your job, dude.
I was so livid, I was so mad atthis kid.
I've told my old man thatbefore, though I was so like
you're a dictator.
I was so like you, damn right.
I'm so glad your dad justadmitted to.
I was so pissed because I'msitting here, okay.
So what I told her was I gotpissed and we argued back and
forth for a little bit why I hadto leave and go dj in finley.

(01:11:19):
So I told her I said, kiddo, Isaid we'll discuss this tomorrow
, just enjoy cedar point fortoday.
Okay, I love you.
That's it.
Didn't hear nothing back.
Drive all the way to finley.
I'm starting to set up.
It's an hour later and I'mthinking okay, we're in clear,
we're done, we're done.
You know, like I don't have to,I didn't even have any thought

(01:11:40):
in my mind.
She starts up again, startsfucking texting me back saying
bullshit and all this otherstuff.
You don't listen to me and allthis other stuff.
I said you have two seconds toknock it off and give me a call
so we can discuss this, or I'mshutting your fucking phone off
because I pay for it.
So she wouldn't adhere to it.

(01:12:02):
Wouldn't adhere to it.
She kept texting and textingand bitching, and bitching and
complaining and all that otherstuff and fighting with me.
I called her aunt.
I said I'm about done with thisfucking kid.
I'm gonna let you know that.
I said I do.
I spend a lot of money on thisfucking kid and I'm tired of her
fucking disrespectful bullshit.
I said I'm about to shut hershit off.
She goes do it?
Shut her shit off.
Teach her a lesson.
Did you do it?

(01:12:22):
yep, dude nice I can do it rightnow.
Dude, it's on my family link onmy phone.
I'll just shut the fucker off.
Um, so I shut her phone off andshe called me from kristen's
phone and she goes hey you, uh,she goes.
I said kiddo, here's the deal,man, I said I don't have anger
management issues.
I used to a long time ago and Ido get pissed because I'm human

(01:12:45):
, I said, but you add fuel to myfire.
I said you're the reason whyI'm pissed.
It's not because you keep ongoing.
If you would just shut the fuckup and be like dad, I
understand, I'm sorry, endofacto, that was never like that.
We never did that either Ididn't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I don't give a shit now, I understand what my
parents, I know right, I wasjust I was gonna say like this
sounds like what's something Iwould do and I would just like I
would call my dad.
Like you know, it's like, dude,you're a fucking dictator.
This is like, yeah, you'reright, because this is my
fucking I don't want to take uptoo much more time yeah, we
gotta go.
Yeah, because we gotta go soonbut she.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
So she called me and well, and she ended up.
I said I love you and we and Iapologize for the watermelon
because that's my fault I toldher she can eat as much and then
I gave her shit about it, notcool.
So I apologized twice aboutthat, so I let her go and she
told my sister that.
I said I pretty much't care.
So my sister talks to me thenext day because she stayed at

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my sister's, because, just tolet things cool, stayed at my
sister's.
The next day my sister calls meand I said you know we're
talking for a while and I saidlisten, man, I don't.
I don't buy the bullshit, theoppression bullshit.
I said she's comparing herfucking situation to slavery and
what the blacks went throughand what the fucking women's
rights movement and shit.

(01:14:02):
Dude, you're seriouslycomparing your situation if
you're oppressed.
It's an all around thing.
It's not an all-you-can-eatbuffet.
You can't be oppressed, man.
This homework's got meoppressed today.
No, it doesn't.
It's not the same.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
She probably just found out what that word bet.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
She probably just heard it just hurt.
Yeah, she probably just foundout it's meeting and it's not
the same she probably just foundout what that word meant.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
She probably just heard it.
She probably just found outit's meaning and it's like, yeah
, you know what that?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
makes sense.
Yeah, so anyway, I told mysister.
I said my sister goes.
Yeah, she said she told us thatyou said you didn't care.
I said that's not anything whatI said.
And I told Kristen what I saidand she goes oh okay, she's like
you're heading over here tocome get her right.
I said, yeah, she goes.

(01:14:44):
Good, I'm gonna have a littletalk with her, so hang up the
phone.
Kristen's talking to her aboutlying to her and giving her half
truths and making things soundgood to her to to Kendi.
So Kristen's having that out.
I went over to Kristen's houseand I give Kristen full credit
on this dude.
We all we talked it out andKristen Kristen's house and I
give Kristen full credit on thisdude.
We all we talked it out andKristen talked with me and I
talked to Kendi and everythingelse dude, and it brought us to

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a lot better place.
And I told Kendi.
I said we almost needed this toget past what we the, the
fucking indifference that we had.
So I told her.
I said I'll try to stay calmmore, try to understand.
So I told her.
I said I'll try to stay calmmore, try to understand.
I said, but, kiddo, you got totell me your problems.
She waits till she's pissed.
And we're fighting to tell methe problems that I don't notice
.
Sounds like my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Like no, you've got to tell me your problems, or
else I can't fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
And I said have you been mad at me for like the last
three months about this fuckingshit?
I don't even know about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
She's bringing up shit from her baby when she was
a baby.
No, I'm just kidding.
But like I told her, I saidyou're in the medical field,
you're going into the medicalfield.
I said if a patient comes in,doesn't say anything to you and
then leaves and then gets pissedbecause you didn't fix it,
that's the same yeah.
You got to tell him what.
You got to tell me what hurts.
What's going on, dude, you know, be you'll be I'm going to.

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I'm not going to judge you orbe mean to you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Fucking tell me that's it and rant and rant and
with that said we got to go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
God, we've definitely got to go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Poor John's Real quick.
Appreciate everyone'slistenership.
We love you and we hope youstick around.
Yes definitely, and Jason,anything Ditto, ditto, ditto, so
ditto.
Guys, we're glad you're here,we're glad you listened, and if
you enjoyed our fucking meatspin conversations, then stick

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around, because we've got plentymore of that coming.
That's right.
So we'll see you guys next week.
I'm John Brickner and I'm JasonSchroeder Later later.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
I said it funny, I said it funny.