July 28, 2025 • 70 mins
Remember when your musical taste knew no boundaries? When your Discman would jump from ICP to Britney Spears without missing a beat? This episode is a love letter to that chaotic musical era that shaped us.
We kick things off with some seriously infectious earworms—Thumpasaurus's "Struttin'" and Ween's "Boys Club"—songs that plant themselves in your brain and refuse to leave. These quirky, catchy tunes lead us down memory lane to our guiltiest musical pleasures from the late 90s and early 2000s.
The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as we revisit our teenage obsessions with Insane Clown Posse's "Riddle Box" album and Bloodhound Gang's irreverent catalog. We reflect on a time when MTV's TRL would showcase Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Enrique Iglesias "Bailamos" in the same hour—a musical diversity that seems increasingly rare in today's algorithm-driven world.
Gaming enthusiasts will appreciate our deep dive into College Football 26, where we break down the gameplay challenges, Road to Glory mode, and how this latest installment captures the authentic college football experience. From high school recruitment to dodging Nebraska's defense as an Ohio State quarterback, the game delivers an immersive and surprisingly difficult challenge.
Film buffs aren't left out either, as we share our thoughts on the new Superman movie (spoiler: it's better than Man of Steel) and the profound impact of finally watching Schindler's List. We wrap things up by exploring some outstanding female-fronted metal bands that deserve more recognition.
Whether you're looking to rediscover the soundtrack of your youth or find some new music to add to your playlist, this episode bridges past and present with equal parts nostalgia and discovery. Drop us a comment with your own musical guilty pleasures—we promise not to judge!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Comedy Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day.
(01:04):
This is our day.
And it's my day.
This is our day, and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yo, welcome to yet again another edition.
It's Every Day with Jon and Jay, and you're here today.
We're glad you're here becausewe got stuff to talk about and
it's probably going to be acombination of movies, metal
music and crannies.
No, maybe not tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, it's whatever he just said.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, why is?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
the train.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, so getting on to.
Write it to the rip here Okay,so what I need you to look up is
Strutton by Thumpasaurus.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I've heard this song.
I love this fucking.
Is that the song you use foryour dog?
Yes, dude, that was hilariousNow listen to this song's lyrics
.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We need to listen to the whole song.
It's so good.
I love this fucking song.
I fucking love this song.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Your dog is hilarious , by the way.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
My, my, she's got allergies, and summer sucks so
bad.
She looked uncomfortable, shewas.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I thought it was Primus at first.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Dude his ass is hanging out.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Dude, I love the old-timey rag piano.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Why have I not heard about this?
I love this song.
It's called Struttin' byThumpasaurus Dude.
This dude's awesome.
I've never seen the video dude,so this is the first time I've
seen the video.
Here's my struttin' doop-a-doop, Struttin' my way on over to
you.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
You like my struttin' , I like his too.
Struttin' my way on over to youToo.
(04:13):
Like this is the best song ever, I'm out.
This is the best song ever.
Thank you, dude.
I'm so into catchy as fuck.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's so good, listen to the best song ever.
Thank you, dude, I'm so.
Isn't it catchy as fuck?
So good, listen to the lyrics,though.
You can check out my butt, Ithink.
He says I want to go for astrike.
You can check out my butt, dude.
It's funnier now.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Is this song just about him just waving his dick
around at people?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
It's basically what it sounds like Just strutting
and str Strutting and gotnowhere to be.
I'm pretty fine, just walkingwith you.
Hold your hand while youwhistle that tune.
Tell you what, if you like mystrut, I'll walk on ahead and
you can look at my butt,objectify, but don't cross the
line.
But you can be bad when youstrut.
No time Cause I strut thatthing just like a cock.
Show them kids up and down theblock, flash your feathers and
(05:20):
walk on by.
You're strutting with me.
Let's strut somewhere everybodycan see and next to you, filled
up with pride, we go boom, boom, side to side.
Day one I'm in love with youstrut.
Day two I'm in love with youstrut.
Day three I'm in love with you,strut.
And guess what?
I'm in love with you, strut.
Day one I'm in love with you,strut.
Day two I'm in love with youstrut.
(05:45):
Day three.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I played this at.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Smokey's Tavern.
Oh, I was just about to ask ifyou played this at Smokey's.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
This is the song I played at Smokey's the first
time.
That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, it's usually you know the first time I heard
it I thought it was Primus, butthere was no goofy, there was no
like lickety bass line in it,another one of my favorite songs
to play at bars.
At bars with the fucking WeenGirls Club.
I think we've played thisbefore, but we'll play it again
because it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I love this song Jesse Weber this goes out to you
Girls Club Club, boys Club.
No, it's out to you Girls Club,club, boys Club.
No, it's Boys Club, not GirlsClub Boys Club.
There it is.
I love this song, dude, so much.
I'm playing with the weed.
I love ween, dude.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I always think of Pat it's Pat when I hear this or
hear ween Boys.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Club.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love the dude's voice.
I play this at bars too, tofuck with people and they're
like what the fuck is this?
I'm weighing with the weed thisis a great like commercial,
(07:19):
like thing, dude.
This would have been a goodintro song for us for our
podcast.
I know, right, dude.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm gonna tell you what these songs?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
get in your fucking head they're earworms.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
They're big earworms, man.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Think of the future, think of the past.
Go on out and get a nice pieceof ass at Boys Club.
Okay, so another one I want tothrow out there, music-wise,
that I've been listening to alot.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Chase is just getting his earworms out of his head.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh man, so you can.
Jace is just getting hisearworms out of his head.
Oh man, so you could all?
Okay?
So, dude, I'm gonna ask youthis.
Dude, I think we should playeach of our favorite songs from
this group, and I know you knowthis group really well.
I just showed my daughter thisgroup.
Okay, I showed her two groupsactually, so we're gonna talk
about two of them, okay, firstone's icp.
I showed kendall in what ic ICPis.
(08:23):
She's like dude, she goes likethis.
She goes what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's the best thing ever I love.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
ICP, me too.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's that guilty pleasure that you don't let it
all feel bad.
We listened to the whole albumof Riddle Box dude.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's the best album in my opinion.
I love that and Grey Malenko.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Grey Malenko Yep, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So what's your favorite song from ICP?
If you could choose any fuckingsong, oh boy and this one goes
out to my brother dude, mybrother Dude.
One thing that made me reallyrespect ICP a little bit more
was watching fucking Steve rapevery goddamn lyric while we
were on, I would say the.
Nedden game.
Dude sounds like we got tolisten to the Nedden game.
(09:03):
I have mine as well.
Got to listen to the Nen game.
I have mine as well.
Let's listen to the whole Nengame.
Yeah, and we can laugh.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Let's meet.
Contestant number one.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
These guys' lyrics were so fucking good.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Women love his sexy smile.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I like your first top thing right there.
Yeah, you see, that I saw thatmy favorite place to deliver
milk to the niggas.
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Well, I'd have to think about it.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
This is the kind of music that I blast in my car.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
This is Malenko dude?
Yeah, fuck you.
Hurry up dude.
Yeah, yep, and tell her fuckyou.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I want spaghetti.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I pitch her lubey ass and tell her get the food ready
.
Your dad will probably starttripping and get me pissed.
I'll have to walk up and busthim in his fucking lips.
It's intertie.
We're hearing grace from yourmother.
I pull a 40 out of Pulsum foryour little brother.
You spin her stairs as yoursister.
I'll tell you this, you knowfor only 13.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
She got some big tits .
Speaker 5 (10:13):
That's so fucked up who would do stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Rap about young girls .
I don't know who would do that.
Keep that in mind.
You weren't the first ones todo it.
I try to hump her till I knockin my underwear.
Know who would do that?
Keep that in mind.
Yeah, keep that in mind forlater.
You weren't the first ones todo it.
Yeah, keep that in mind forlater.
I try and hump her until Iknock in my underwear.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Now let's meet contestant number two.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I've never blasted against my car as a teenager.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Who works?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
for the Dark Carnival , he says.
Women call him stretch nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Women call him stretch nuts.
I'd say on Great Malinko, myfavorite song is how Many Times?
That's my favorite song andthat's actually a logical,
decent, not ICP-ish song.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
First thing, I could never love you.
You sound like a richy bitch.
Yo fuck you.
But if I did, I'd probably showyou that.
I care but all these othermotherfuckers outta here.
I go through your phone bookand watch them all and if I
could test it, number one, I'dbreak his fucking teeth.
Ain't anyone who looked at yawould have to pay.
(11:19):
I'd be blowing fucking nuggetsoff all day.
I got the titties andstretchers on my face.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I just like the sound effects they used and stuff.
Does Jen like?
So what was her?
What was Kendi's reaction Like?
Did she just like?
This is dumb.
Oh yeah, she's like what thefuck?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
is this.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Dude I love exposed like Gen Z or whatever she's in
and just totally fucking ruintheir world because this is this
, this shit was actually.
I mean, I don't know like.
Did you admit listening to thisas a kid like now, we could say
it now and be like oh yeah,when I was 15 I was all about me
(11:59):
too, but I used to collect alltheir albums and shit yeah, the
joker cards and all that shitring
Speaker 2 (12:05):
master tunnel of love .
Oh, dude, oh, you know what Ilike, okay.
So when listening to them, asan adult, you can appreciate icp
and I know that's kind of weirdto say because there's there
are fucking but if you listen totheir lyrics and stuff, they're
like they don't give a fuck ifyou're hot or you're not, or
(12:25):
you're you're fat, ugly, smell.
They don't give a shit man,they're equal opportunity.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Fuckers is what it is , um, which I think is really
cool remember that eminem dissthey did back in the day we used
to listen to it at mcdonald'slistening to fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
uh, give it back to j , to Jay was sucking it better
yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Give it Back to Jay is sucking it better.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What about Jay?
What about Jay?
My favorite song is A LittleSomething Something.
A Little Something Something,Yep, A Little Something
Something.
There it is Yep.
Second one I love the beginningto it.
(13:07):
This is my all-time favoriteICP song and me and my brother a
couple weeks ago were blaringICP on the golf course while we
were playing and this came on.
I turned it all the way up onmy speaker.
Stop playing dumb, you busy copthis is so nostalgic man I used
(13:36):
to jam this in my car when Ihad the system.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Holy fuck just even looking at the album cover with
that little advisory sticker atthe bottom.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
It's like core memories right here.
I like the toy box.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I love this album.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Now we listen to that too.
Look at this toy.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You might even stink a bit.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I we listen to that too, like look at this toy.
You might even stink a bit, Idon't mind that.
Yeah how many times is probablyone of my faves, because it's
like a real one.
How many times will you honkthe horn and say fuck you Now.
What the fuck does that?
Do you feel better?
Now, I didn't let you pass.
Now, how about I stop in my carand beat your fucking ass?
Dude, they're like their lyrics, magnets.
(14:45):
What do they do?
But okay, another one.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That I showed my daughter.
That's kind of not as obscureas ICP but I think very
underrated when it comes to pop,punk style, skateboard
style-esque music, thebloodhound gang oh fuck, yeah,
dude.
I showed her that.
And guess what?
Yeah, I played chasey lane.
That's the best song, man, dearchasey lane.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I wrote my favorite song is hell yeah, dear chasey,
the ballad of chasey.
Late yep, the ballad of chaseylane.
Now I'll show the Ballad ofChasey, dear Chasey Laid.
Now show them them titties.
I wrote to explain.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
So me and Billy went to Sunday.
We went golfing at SycamoreHills and we went to Applebee's
over in Fremont, okay, and Iplayed on tits, yeah, because it
was the only one I could play,they wouldn't let any other ones
go.
And Because it's the only one Icould play, they wouldn't let
any other ones go.
And then I like Candy List.
No one of the best ones is alap dance.
It's so much better when it'sfor the show.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh no doubt.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But if you're talking about real songs, hell yeah is
my favorite one.
Hell yeah, dude, I fucking lovethese guys.
I'm going to straight up say it.
Probably, along comes Mary,mary, mary.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I like mope uniform.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Charlie kilo fucking bam.
Or jared was in the music video?
Yeah, because he was always atthe edit, they were always on
his house.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I hope you die, dude, check out.
I Hope you Die Right down thereat the bottom.
This is really good, like theriffs and everything.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
This is so weird.
One of the top comments is likeweird people keep sending me
this song on my birthday.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What the fuck dude?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
You must die, I alone am best.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Nobody gives these guys credit for the talent that
they really have as a band.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Because, dude, their music was so good.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hooray for Movies was really like the whole album,
the whole album was great.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's amazing, live, live.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Live Live.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Live, live, live, live, live, yeah, these guys are
awesome dude.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Doesn't the bassist or one of the guitarists look
like Fred Armiston from SNL?
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
I always think that when I seethat they're bassist or guitar,
one of the guitarists was likefred armiston from snl.
Yes, I thought the same thing.
I always think that when I seethat their bassist or whatever
I'm like, does that fredarmiston?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
from, of course, the most popular song.
You can see it on the rightthere.
The bad touch was the number,the number one song.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
If you, uh, everybody , that's our age, yep, here it
is you know, if you ever see, oh, it would kind of snowball off
this.
So on my facebook reels,somebody has like a channel
where they say the top, the top10 songs on trl on this date, in
2000, in 2000 or something.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It is the greatest hodgepodge of different musical
styles back then, like therewasn't just one type of no music
blaring it was weird, becauseyou had like Livin' La Vida Loca
and then you had like you hadKorn, lip Biscuit, bloodhound
Gang.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You would have like Jennifer Lopez, britney Spears,
you know you would have.
You would have like Edema.
You would have like a wholehodgepodge of different Musical
styles.
Instead now it's all segregated.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Thanks BLM, thanks BET, god damn.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It was like we need a wet White entertainment
television Wetbacks when it'sPerry Tyler, perry Tyler.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Tyler Perry sent the black man back.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's like Meet the peaches, it's not meet the
browns, meet the peaches Becauseof the peach color.
Right, I had to man, I'm sorry,because black people you always
color browns.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Man I don't know the late 90s, early 2000s.
It was such a great Corticopiaof different musical styles.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think back then we accepted a lot more Because,
like even me Now, like I love alot of different music, but I
have obviously Like back then,we dude, it was like Dude.
I remember listening toBailamos man, bailamos.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Let the music take you down.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Enrique Iglesias fucking dude, yeah, dude, dude.
I liked hansen when it was,when they did run around, was it
?
The middle one was hot yeah, ohmy god, I got posters and
everything.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Oh my god fucking quagmire.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But like where's the love in that?
Enough, dude.
It was so good dude, like someof the songs back then.
How, what was it like to becomeone from?
Oh, I love that spice girl song, spice girls oh, get a little
closer, baby, get it on.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Get it on, because the night is the night where to
become one.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, I need johnny spice what I make love to you.
Fuck it.
Uh uh, sporty, sporty dude.
I'm telling you what I make,but they're yeah, baby those
girls were like to me.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
They were good to me.
They're like the beatles.
They were really good together,but their solo projects were
fucking phenomenal.
Mel C's Mel C yeah, her soloproject was really good.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
It's the only way to be.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
So on another note, on another musical note, dude,
I'm going to show John what Ibought this week and I'm so
fucking excited it's on its way.
I actually got an email todaysaying it's another whatnot
purchase?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
oh, how do we doodly?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
dude oakley doakley's .
Both their albums 45 dollars apiece.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Uh special edition vinyl they're not together.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They're not together anymore steve was telling me
about it.
Dang, also, I've been playing.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, dude, those all-grade unis are hot.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, I was Okay, so what I do?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
So what's your impressions of the game?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I fucking love it so far.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
It looks good, it is harder, I'll say that.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I got my first time out.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I got Big Ten player the fucking week.
Okay For all, dude it.
Okay.
So you Dude.
You think you're going to comeout and be a fucking stud right
off the rip.
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Are you doing Road to Glory?
I take it yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You start off in a whole high school season.
That's cool that you can do thehigh school thing, so you do
the whole high school season.
The only problem is, I wish youcould choose your colors.
So I was the Tiffin Columbia,because I couldn't get the A or
the N on the end because it wastoo long.
Tiffin Columbia.
Tiffin Columbia, cyclones Okay,well, that kind of works.
And it was green and teal, orit was teal and dark green or
(23:14):
something like that.
Yeah, so like nowhere near ourcolors Nowhere near.
But what was really cool aboutit is that, depending on how
good you play, of course, inhigh school will depend on
whether you like what schoolswant you and offer you and shit
like that.
So you'd have certain thingsthat you would have to do during
(23:38):
a game in order to get thesescouts to look at you or give
you more points or offer you acontract, and it took me a
little while, but the last gameI finally got Ohio State to
offer me and I was going to beriding the pine as third-string
quarterback right off the ripbecause they're fucking stacked.
So I was like, yep, fuck it, Iwant to be on Ohio State.
(24:02):
I don't really care, I'll ridethe pine, do my due diligence
and just work my way up.
Played for a while, Played fora while.
Finally they gave me the battle.
I had to go through the wholefirst year of being riding the
pine, third string.
Then my second year, they gaveme a chance to battle it out.
I beat the second string guy,so I got second string.
(24:23):
But Now I beat the secondstring guy, so I got second
string, but I couldn't beat thefirst string.
Okay, Dude is so fucking hard.
And then so I'm playing like atthe end of games.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Transfer bro.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Nope, I didn't do it oh loyal.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So they gave me another chance in a couple weeks
after I fucked the first timeup and they gave me the right,
like you have to do the practice, like the different practices.
So they'll choose practices andyou've got to beat the other
guy and score at that.
Oh, okay, dude, they picked theskeletal pass, which is like my
number one.
(24:55):
So I'm like, yep, I'm going tobeat the shit out of them at
that.
Then the other one was pocketpresence, like where you've got
to dodge, like these cannons, orshoot footballs, and you got to
throw through a fucking targetmy second best.
So I ended up getting firststring.
My first game was againstMinnesota.
(25:16):
It was like 42 to 7.
It was like fucking blowout.
I had six touchdowns, fourpassing, two rushing myself.
And then the next game wasagainst Nebraska.
I got my fucking ass handed tome from Nebraska, dude.
I'm like what the fuck, dude?
(25:37):
Well, because when I finallygot first string, jeremiah Smith
isn't on our team.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Really.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, he's gone, so I think he might have entered the
transfer portal, because theother guy fucking saying didn't
take him to a championship or abowl game oh, okay so and guess
who's number one.
You know, guess who's numberone in the uh in the country in
the current season.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I'm in his first string, michigan michigan's
number one in the country in thecurrent season I'm in his first
string of hosting Michigan'snumber one Boo, of course, yay.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So, and you know what's kind of cool about
getting that game?
I got it from GameStop inFremont, which is blasphemy,
since I'm fucking used toworking at a game store, but it
was pretty cool.
I got a pennant.
I got a fucking collegefootball 2026 pennant with a
bunch of school like logos.
Okay, okay, cool as fuck.
Okay.
So just really need to looklook, it looks really good.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
It looks like it plays All right too.
So I guess I really can'toutside of my nitpicky shit that
I said last week, which Ireally will, I won't reiterate
will reiterate but you know, theonly thing is they don't play
across the field at all, that's.
I think they only play it likeon turnovers.
They you know what they got,that you know.
That's another thing youreminded me of, when the, when
the team comes out, they don'tplay buckeye, battle cry, they
(26:55):
play across the field.
Yeah, so that is one thing theygot.
That's.
That's a kind of a big, youknow what really bugs me, dude?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
and I'm gonna say this dude, what really bugs me,
dude, and I'm going to say thisdude, what really bugs me about
it?
I fucking hate this and I knowit's nitpicky, just like you
said, yeah, when they're doingthe fucking, when they're doing
the, the script Ohio, uh, it'slike fucking some hip hop rap
song beat.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, they should have the regiment.
Oh, I agree with you there.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
But, dude, do me a solid Look up.
Ncaa 26 intro video, not thetrailer.
The intro video, holy shit, wasthis thing made great.
Is this what they play Likewhen you're starting?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
up the game.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, oh dude, it is fucking beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Is this a reveal trailer?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I want the intro video.
Where the fuck's the intro?
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, click on that bitch.
Oh, is it just a song?
Oh, it's just a song.
Oh, it's just a song.
Oh, no, there are those video.
(28:06):
Entering menu narration pop up.
Do you have menu narration?
No turn.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Watch this dude.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
There's something in the air that's a good hype video
, and you get Ohio State and youget to run through the tunnel
as well.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
To Saturday Lights Chapel Hill.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
To Pasadena.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
It crackles down our spines.
Tradition, tension.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Roars that remind our rivals.
That looks really good.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
I ain't gonna lie, it's electric.
It shocks our nerves andignites a place where the ground
shakes, but our pride doesn'twe're our coach scheme.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Playbook and character are unlike any other
Playbook and character areunlike any other.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
There's something in the air.
It builds us up.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Breaks them down and gives the stadium a pulse.
I have not mesmerized by it.
Bills on pride.
Jeremiah Smith, baby, what'scrazy is they made it harder?
Like stadiums really affectyour guy?
Yeah, like your team.
That's sweet.
You can't do audibles, nomatter how many times you try.
(30:09):
You can't hot route and youcan't audible.
Where the fuck if you're in anaway stadium and the only way to
shut that fucking crowd up isto make plays, and this one,
they learn really fast what youdo Because I'm a rollout guy.
Ask, john, I'm a rollout guy.
Yeah, you are.
They bring them fuckinglinebackers around and fucking
(30:33):
smack the shit out of me, dude.
So bad, dude, it's frustratingor they'll force me to throw a
pick, which really sucks Likethinking on your feet.
So, no joke, I've kind oflearned to stay in the pocket a
little bit longer with this game.
It's a lot.
It's like fuck yeah, we got totake a break.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Oh, yeah, we do You're going to listen to this
and if you don't come back, Iunderstand.
But yeah, if you think ICP wasbad with mentioning 13-year-old
titties, well, you're in for atreat here.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It's the itty-titty, shitty-gritty band.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's the itty-titty, shitty-gritty band.
Yeah, listen to this and you'llsee why Later, Later.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh, I see you over there.
Can't be older than ten.
There's a yellow moon coming uptonight.
Can't see me through the trees.
I can't wait till you're allalone.
Gonna get you on your knees.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Little one get ready.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Let's go behind a slide where nobody else can see.
I'm gonna show you where theloving goes.
Just follow me, baby, get ready.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh, my god, ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You and me We'll go fishing in the park, hiding on
our backs and count the starswhen the cool grass grows.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
That's so out of context, down by the river In
the fall moonlight grass grows.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Oh, that's so out of context.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Ah, down by the river in the fall moonlight Gonna
bend you over, gonna fuck youright.
We'll take it slow, little one.
Stay in the whole night throughuntil your parents come look
for you.
No, no this is so messed up,man.
(32:45):
Spring's almost over and it'stime for summer and I want to
bang.
You can sit over by the fuckingslides and a couple of swings,
baby, get ready Fuckingbackground vocals.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Get out of swings, Baby get ready Fucking
background vocals, get out ofhere, don't matter, sit forever
and the fish don't bite.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
You know what I mean Up in the river, all naked and
shit.
Let's fuck it right, baby getready.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Do the vocalized harmonies.
Ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You and me Going fishing in the park.
Gonna lie in the back and I'llfucking punch your star With a
cool ass pose.
Down by the river In the palemoonlight, cause I wanna tell
you You're the one that caughtmy sight.
Just move it slow.
(33:44):
We can take it slow.
Stayed all night through.
I can't wait to penetrate In.
You and me, gone too far, lyingon our backs and fucking your
rusty stwood hill grass grows.
Lay on that grass.
(34:04):
You little bitch Down by theriver in the pale moonlight
Can't wait to bend you over andfuck you right.
Just move it slow.
I'll take it really slow.
You bleed a lot you and me goingfishing in the park Lying on my
sack and counting the starsthat cool grass grows.
(34:27):
Just count them stars.
Count down from ten Down by theriver in the fall.
Gonna fuck that ass.
Gonna fuck it right, Justmoving slow.
I better go now.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Yo, what's up.
Welcome back to the bestfreaking podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
It's Every Day with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button you got that
motherfucker now check it out.
Hey, welcome back If you'restill there you're still here.
Movie note Itty Titty SkirtBand.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I saw the new Superman movie and I fucking
loved it.
I heard it's really good.
I loved it.
It was awesome.
Is it a perfect movie?
No, no movie is.
Do I have my nitpicks andgripes?
Yeah, of course you know me,I'm always going to have them.
But do I like this movie betterthan man of Steel?
(35:49):
Uh-huh, 100% I think this movieis.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Is it worth a watch?
Would you watch it again?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Oh yeah, I'm actually going to go to the theater.
Well, I obtained the moviethrough other means I won't say
how without the movie peoplecoming after me, but I'm going
to go see it.
Lasers.
I think this weekend I'm goingto go see it at theaters because
I liked it so much that I wantto get the movie.
(36:18):
And I don't say that often.
People who know me know I don'tlike going to theaters.
So this, this movie.
There was parts in this moviewhere it got to me, because they
used, they kind of did call,but it's almost like a
ghostbusters thing where theythey did call back what egon
made his way into this, yeahdead ass egons in this movie too
look when he's laying therecalling his dog.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
It's egon, it shows up.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Dude, what a crossover.
Uh, cleveland as the backdropfor metropolis was surreal
because they used cleveland alot and a lot of you, if you're,
if you're from cleveland orfrom ohio and you recognize
cleveland landmarks, you'regonna to recognize a lot of
Cleveland in this movie.
And it's weird because there'sa part where I'm like, holy shit
(37:04):
, I'm there all the time and Isee that all the time it was an
RTA wasn't it, it was.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
You had to stop the RTA train from going off the
track.
It was in that area.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
It was in that area.
I won't give spoilers.
Or is it Tower City Around inarea?
I won't.
I won't give a city around inthat area.
That's why I'm that I won'tgive spoilers.
But there's a really poignantmoment where superman does
something and it's in that area.
It's a home run.
He hits a whole run.
Well, they go there too for theguardians.
They do, they go there.
That's in the trailer, so youshould probably already know,
(37:34):
people should know that already.
But they go to, you know,progressive field, jacob's field
, but they like changed it all.
It's the meteors.
Meteors, which is cool, but uh,I think the guy they got to
play superman, this david cornsweat guy, was really good.
I mean obviously.
No, I think, in my opinion, andno one will ever be chris reeve
(37:55):
.
You know, that's just the wayit is didn't?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
chris reeve's dad was the original superman, wasn't
he?
Uh, there wasn't.
I don't.
Are they related?
I thought they were.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Maybe they're not chris free's son makes a cameo
in this new one as like, areporter dude, please tell me
he's in a wheelchair.
No, he's not dude.
Here's the south park dude.
If you want a funny south park,watch the uh dude.
If you want a funny south park,watch the uh uh.
(38:28):
We're about the uh stem cells,where christopher reeves sucks
like dead baby's blood out of afetal and he becomes more
powerful.
It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, christopher reeve was the best dude.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
He was just um without I think this Reeve was
the best dude he was justWithout, I think this movie.
Crypto was the star of thismovie.
I think it was smart toincorporate Crypto because you
can market the fuck out of that,and Crypto was not just some
cuddly mascot.
The dog had a lot of roles inthis movie that were actually
(38:58):
important.
Actually, and honestly, Ialways rant and rave about
marvel movies, how they all theydo is they just set up movies
to the next one, and this moviedid that.
Yeah, obviously this is thefirst movie in a new marvel or a
dc cinematic universe, um, butI feel that they didn't go
overboard.
Now, the side characters werethere Because you had Guy
(39:22):
Gardner, green Lantern, you hadHot Girl, you had Mr Terrific,
which I feel Mr Terrific wasgreat in this movie If you're
into the DC world.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
George Reeves, george Reeves.
So there's.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Reeve, reeve and Reeves Right, or something like
that.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, Reeve and Reeves.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, right, or something like that yeah, reeve
and reeves, yeah, um, but they,but james gunn, knew exactly
what he was doing with thismovie.
He, he was able to, and I likethe movie and I will get not too
many spoilers.
This movie didn't give you thetypical reboot where they have
to retell you the origin story.
No, will, let you go right intoit, just like in the batman,
like the, the movie the batman,there was no bet.
(40:06):
You, you know batman'sbackstory.
A lot of these filmmakers noware like okay, you know
spider-man, you know batman, youknow superman, you don't need
the backstory, you know whattheir backstory is.
So this movie just starts upright in a story and I and they
kind of give you some text tokind of that's risky because you
know you could get lost prettyeasily in the narrative if
(40:29):
you're really not really notknowing what to look for.
But I think it works reallywell because this just picks up
a few years into Superman beingSuperman, just like the Batman
was the Batman a few years intobeing Batman.
So Superman's young and he'skind of.
You know there's funny momentsand people will cringe kind of
(40:50):
at some of the funny the quoteunquote comic moments.
But it works and it doesn'toverstay its welcome.
But the heartfelt moments thatmake Superman movies good are
there.
There's serious tones, there'sreally good themes and it works.
Do I wish they?
(41:11):
I think that I kind of wish theywould have toned down the ha-ha
funny stuff, because there'sone-liners in here that just
made me go, just kind of made meroll my eyes, and I'm just like
I'll give one liners in herethat just made me go, oh, just
kind of made me roll my eyes,and I'm just like like I'll give
one, I'll give one here.
So they're like so, guy, garnerthe green lantern's like oh
yeah, we're called the justicegang and hawk girl's like we're
(41:33):
not calling ourselves that.
I'm like, haha, get it, becausethey're gonna be the justice
league and it's like that.
That joke ran through the wholefilm and it kind of got on my
nerves a little bit.
But that's just one, one thing,but otherwise it it's a pretty
good movie.
It's two hours long and itreally didn't feel two hours.
So I give it a solid eight,eight out of ten.
(41:54):
You know what?
I watched a new movie too.
What's that?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
over.
It's not new, but it gives me awhole nother respect and I
can't believe it took me thislong to fucking watch it.
It was a phenomenal fuckingmovie, but it's three hours
fucking long.
Okay, schindler's List.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Oh God, yeah, the movie is so sad.
I've never seen it.
Did you watch the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Dude movie is so sad I've never seen it.
Did you watch the whole thing?
Yes, I did, dude, did you get?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
super uncomfortable with the majority of that movie.
Yeah, oh yeah, they're justdude.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
It showed everything it showed everything but liam
neeson killed that.
Yes, yeah, he won the academyaward.
There's a reason why he wonthat academy award for that
movie that movie was fuckingungodly.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
It was amazing and I didn't realize the dude that
played Gandhi was in it.
He played his manager of hiswarehouse.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
But what a great movie.
I used to have it on Blu-rayand DVD and I never watched him.
I just was like, oh, I haveSchindler's List, whatever.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
That movie makes you feel man Makes you feel a way.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
That's like I said, that boy with the striped
pajamas dude, you need to watchthat shit.
Did you watch it?
No, oh my God, if you haveSchindler's List, boy with the
striped pajamas dude, you're notleaving there with no tears in
your eyes.
Right, it's a great fucking.
I love those movies, though.
I love World War II like Nazilike I love the glorious
(43:18):
bastards.
Those period peace films.
Yes, I love them because theyintrigue me, because I also I
also like I don't love slavery,but I like the slavery movies
like django and shit like that,because you can see the sign of
the times and how realisticthese directors and things go
(43:42):
when it comes to these movies.
Like hey, you know what was itI think we were talking about it
in Django like where LeoDiCaprio was having a hell of a
time trying to say the N wordand fucking Sam Jackson's like
hey, hey, quit being a bitch,pretty much and just say it, you
(44:03):
know.
And then he came in, didn'ttalk to anybody and all of a
sudden gave the performance of alifetime right, like just, it's
hard, dude, you know, like Isay n-word every once in a while
just for fun and shits and gigs, but just yeah to be able to
just continuously do it like Idon't say it to ever belittle
anybody.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
I would never, ever do that it's like a toddler what
a toddler says the f word yeah,you don't you don't know, it's
not supposed to say that, but itmakes you laugh you know.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
What's funny is, though, but when somebody laughs
, I want to do it again, becauseI'm just like a toddler?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
yeah, yeah, penis size and all yeah, I wasn't
going to go there.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Oh, dude, I totally went there the other day.
Dude, I was at work and a buddyof mine was like man, I had a
rough night last night.
I said I'm sorry, dude, he goes.
No, it's good.
Me and the wife banged twicelast night.
I was like well, me and thewife haven't scheduled our fuck
sesh yet, so I don't know whenmy next time is.
(45:02):
They're like that soundshorrible.
I said yeah, but me and my wifewe work two different schedules
.
She works third shift and shegets off after I leave for work
and me I work first shift.
So we don't have a lot of timewe have to schedule.
(45:24):
Plus, I run a business.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
I'm looking at buying another business, which there's
a little bit of uh, I kind ofjust let her dictate, dictate
what and where, because I justwhatever, whatever it usually
you don't.
Usually it's not too bad still,so it's like I don't really
have to beg for it.
So I don't either.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
So that's good, I mean at this point in my life.
It's like like sarah doesn'tshoot me down like she used to
dude, it's just like, yeah, it's, it's you know, last time I
fucking hate.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Well, I can read, I can, I can read jesus, I did,
dude, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I, oh my God, I'm going to fucking go into details
.
I'm going to say this straightup Last time, dude, because we
don't have sex all the time.
Most of the time it's blowjobs,which are fucking phenomenal,
so I'm cool with that.
But when we have sex, dude, itis off the charts, animalistic,
(46:19):
caveman behavior, to where I'mlike I put one leg up on the bed
, my other legs on the floor,I'm fucking grabbing her fucking
hair, yanking her neck back,and I'm like like, fucking dude,
like I'm in a boat and she'sgot the only motor that's going
(46:40):
to get me back to shore.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Come on, lawnmower, you start, start, damn you.
Oh, prime button, my bad, yeah,the prime button.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I'm getting slightly glumped over here.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, I'm getting turned onumped over here.
Yeah, I'm getting teared offLittle chubby.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
But yeah, no, I Fucking, but no, I don't know,
it's all good, she's just Idon't know.
Our relationship is so muchbetter than it ever was.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
I must say I wish your wife could give me a
blowjob.
I'm just throwing that outthere, that's awesome man.
I'm just throwing that outthere, that's awesome man.
I'm just yeah, that's awesomeman.
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
over there.
Well, you can't have her, butyou can go for her mom if you
want.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
She's single.
Oh Jesus, dude.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
You just had to take it there, didn't you?
Yes, I did?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Ew, yes, I did.
I always joke with her sayingthat, but I, yeah, I couldn't
bang her mom dude.
No, sorry, she's not.
She's nice that she cooked.
The one thing that would lockme in with linda, and I'll say
this straight up, is that she'sgot a fucking dude.
She cooks so well.
I'm like dude, just make mewhatever you want, I'll fucking
yeah, I'll eat it.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I'll eat anything.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Yeah, I'll rail you, I'll rail you.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Make me that hot dog pizza you make, and I'll fucking
give you A hot dog pizza.
Yeah, she puts Hot dogs onpizza and it's really fucking
good, that sounds good.
It is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
That sounds amazing.
I never even thought Of hot dogon a pizza.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Oh, so good, dude and Sarah Hates hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
But she loves them.
Sarah would be like.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I hate that.
But then her mom makes it andshe's like mmm, it's so good,
full of shit.
But yeah, no, we, yeah, dude,fucking went animalistic and she
told me the other day she goeslisten, they're out of my birth
control for right now.
So the next three weeks areprobably going to be blowies.
(48:39):
I was like, oh darn, oh no, notblowjob, not your amazing dome
game, because they're don't.
I'm not gonna lie, dude, I'vehad.
I've had some beaters that werejust like do you know what
you're doing down there?
yeah, you know you just got toput in your mouth and go in and
out.
Right, it's not really.
Yeah, it's not like rocketsurgery but with her, you know,
like to her.
(49:00):
I was like ah, I'm high fivingGod every couple seconds.
Dude, you know that dome gameis just fucking on point.
Hey, is your wife texting you?
Yeah, tell her to shut the fuckup.
Sorry, dude no, it's okay, Ikind of figured out who it was.
(49:22):
Dude, I keep seeing you textyeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Obviously, if she was here I wouldn't be doing that,
but because I'd be like hey,shut the fuck up out there
because she'd be always outthere vacuuming me.
I know I like, hey, we'rerecording.
I don't give a fuck, I'm notcleaning the house.
You couldn't clean the housebefore I got right it's always
with like the fuck, I'm gonnaclean the house.
You couldn't clean the housebefore I got right.
It's always with like she dudemy wife.
She gets in these moods where,out of nowhere, she'd want to
(49:46):
clean the whole house.
It'd be like 10 30 at night andI'm like you can't be doing
this right now.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
It's we got to go to bed soon well, I gotta do this,
I gotta do that nothing, I'mlike you have two choices you
either sit down and relax or I'mgonna hit you in the head with
a tack and that's like you're aretard yeah I go why don't we
set aside a day and work on allthis stuff?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
and then, when I set the day aside and want to do it,
that she don't want to do itbecause she's for whatever
reason or another.
I'm like you can't be mad at menow, because I made the effort
to make sure that we could domake a time allotted to do
whatever we got to do.
And then now you're saying youcan't do it now.
You can't come back at me threeor four weeks later when you're
(50:26):
mad at me for some otherarbitrary reason and say you
don't clean the fucking house.
No bullshit, I tried to cleanthe house with you and we.
I wanted to set a day to do itand you didn't want to do it.
So you could be lazy.
But I'm not allowed to be lazy.
I see how that works.
So that's usually what happens.
So I always throw that back ather.
So she hates.
(50:47):
When I do this logic-basedargument system with her, she's
like, whatever, what the fuck?
You just got to do it, we gotto do it.
I'm like, well, we had thechance.
And I go, hey, let's get up.
You know, because my wife likesto sleep a lot and that's like
oh man, it's like, so is mineyeah
it's like well, yours is.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
I could get I understand that but you
shouldn't sleep a lot, though Iguess from what she said really.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
But I'm just like okay, you want to sleep, I don't
have any issue with yousleeping all damn day, that's
fine, but that don't get up.
And then, when I'm ready tostart doing other things, and
then oh, now it's convenient foryou to do shit.
That's not how it works, oh shewants you to fucking do stuff,
then yeah.
So I've set a time.
I set a place like hey, let'sget the house clean, let's do
(51:32):
the outside, let's do the yardor do something.
And it's like, hey, let's go,let's get going.
She's like I'm like, hey, youcan sit there in the chair and
sleep all day.
I don't give two fucks.
But listen, I'm going to go dosome other, I'm going to go do
something else then.
And then you can't come back atme three hours from now and say
, okay, I'm ready to do it.
No, no, you had your fuckingchance.
(51:53):
She'll want to do it beforeit's time to go to bed.
They're like no, eight, fuckingdo it.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
So that's what like dude.
You know when we schedule it, Igo to bed 11 yeah so at 10 it'll
be like 10, 30, 10, 45, like weschedule, like beajers and
whatnot.
It'd be 10, 45 dude.
And I'll just look over andstare at her and then she'll
look at me.
She'll be like a dog that'swaiting for its treat.
She'll look at me and she'll belike Like a dog that's waiting
(52:20):
for its treat.
She'll look at me and she'll gowhat?
I'll be like Bing, bing, bing,bing, bing.
I point at her.
I give her the old pointsky ofmy dingus.
She's like well, I can't suckit if your pants are on.
I said you could try.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
I mean you, could I mean it wouldn't Not with that
attitude.
Listen, this is a can-do, notcan-don't, you know?
Yeah, so I'm not going to suckit in your pants.
Well, get your head into mypants and do it.
(52:56):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Well, that's the reason why you are over there
and I'm over here.
I'm over there and I'm overhere.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Oh, you know what I saw?
The Mortal Kombat trailer too,oh yeah, I wanted to watch that.
So I just thought of it, solet's, let's do to do.
I just thought of it, so let's.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Let's do it Official.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Uncaged Fury teaser trailer.
Carl Urban as Johnny Cage, Iassume.
I don't know who Carl Urban is.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Keith Urban's son, really.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
No, from New Line Cinema, the studio that brought
you Cool Hand Cage.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Oh, it's like a fake trailer.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
It's a fake.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
No, no, no, it's real but, it's a movie trailer
within a movie trailer.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
More beans, johnny Cage.
Speaker 5 (53:47):
It's showtime.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
They pissed him off.
I love the Kung Fury fuckingmusic.
Yeah, I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
They fucked with his shades.
They should have brought moreguys.
You should have brought moreguys.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Oh my god uncaged fury coming to a theater near
you this october okay, that waskind of funny so, dude, I got a
new, I got another band.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Have you ever heard of king gizzard and the lizard
wizard?
I've heard of it, but I'venever heard king gizzard and the
Lizard Wizard.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I've heard of it, but I've never heard of it.
King Gizzard and the Lizard.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Wizard.
It's not going to be anythinglike crazy, fucking insane.
The music's not bad.
It's nothing hard or nothing.
It's Sounds like it should befull beat singing, right?
(55:05):
No shit.
And I do actually have a bandthat I looked up.
It was in my screenshots too.
Oh yeah, what's that?
Hand of Juno?
(55:28):
Cool hand, luke.
Hand of Juno.
I don't know their best song,but they are women.
Metalcore.
It's women of metalcore.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
I'm down for this.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
The chicks are fucking hot, even the drummer.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Nothing's left to shadows.
We are under the sign of shame.
We're flying again and againFeathers rusted by the sun For
(56:32):
the solar eclipse Die.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
They're pulling down the world, got a little Lakota
coil thing going on A little bitWithout the guys.
Right Gosh, she's got a deepgrowl.
(57:06):
I wonder what their number onesong is.
Good question, I'm going tofind out real quick.
All right, hand a job, job Juno.
Okay, that was a burp.
Okay, hand of Juno, which onewas that?
(57:29):
Destroy the Lion?
Okay, pray or Die is theirnumber one.
Pray or Die.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Pray or Die yeah, okay, pray or Die is their
number one.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Pray or Die, pray or Die.
Yeah, oh shit, it's the numberone song on Amazon.
Eronian Sounds like somethingoff of Eurovision.
I like it.
I do too.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
We're all the same dear.
(58:16):
When our left points are low,we feel the pressure.
It's getting thicker now.
Everybody's acting like theirfinal day on the school.
If anyone can still hear me,will they listen to me.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
Are you okay for something?
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Definitely Lacuna Coil shit, yeah, 100%.
The first song was pretty hard,yeah, this one's okay.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
It's got a little typo negative.
Not typo negative, I can'tremember Typo positive.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Typo positive.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, they're okay, yeah, they're rad.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
They're not too bad.
I love female vocals.
Oh man, I can listen to thatshit I can listen to.
They're not too bad.
I love female vocals, oh man.
Speaker 3 (59:16):
I could listen to that shit.
I could listen to stuff likethat all the time.
I love bitches, I love thembitches.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
We looked at them.
What about what's Gwended?
Gwended, g-w-e-n-d-y-d-d,g-w-e-n-d-y-d-d what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
A.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Hypocrite in a Child's Eye is the number one
song on here.
Oh man, female dude, hell yeah,h-y-p-o-c-r-i-n-g.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
There it is a little stereo action there.
That bass line is sexy.
Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Thank you.
There's no amount of teaching.
Who have you learned?
How to serve, how to serve, howto serve the friends that lead,
(01:00:59):
not the only.
No one is worshipped in yourlife.
I can't imagine the living, thepresent, the hopeless.
No one is ruled by a contest.
You're buried deep in veryfucking spite.
Bite, bite, bite.
No choice but to be.
You're crooked bitch, no matterwhat you'll face, what you can.
(01:01:19):
You fucking, you fucking.
I'll be your son mate.
Don't want you to listen to me.
Now I'm going.
My broken mind is a session.
We're burning.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Dude.
This one's got a really hotlead singer, all right,
stelvirus, which is StelvrisS-T-E-L-L-V-R-I-S, and the lead
singer is a fucking female withred hair and she's fucking smoke
show, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Echoes of the Past is their number one song.
Ooh, I like that Little fuckingspirit, box-like, fucking
ambient shit.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
This one's got like corn.
Oh yeah, corn, that too, thattoo.
Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Like Jessica Rabbit.
Yeah, I like that red Speaker 2and Speaker 3.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2 Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 2 and Speaker 3 Speaker1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Speaker 2 and Speaker 3.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Just watching the light Following the sound Echoes
of the past.
It came from nothing and theystarted to spread, dripping
around the world.
Maybe you should love who I am.
What do you say when you openyour eyes?
That our freedoms are obe.
You're being wise and a liar.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Yeah, I really dig that ambient fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Put the bass line behind it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sick the rest of it
doesn't really inspire much fromme.
It just sounds kind ofrun-of-the-mill metalcore.
I mean it's good.
I'm not saying it ain't good,I'm just saying it's just.
I've heard it before I guessthe end ofancholy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That shit looks hot as fuck too.
Are you just looking at hot?
No, I'm looking at fuckingother female vocalists.
The End of Melancholy M-E-L-A-N,c-h.
I'm just checking out thesefucking weird bands.
Okay, let's see what the numberone song is.
It is Monsters Feelings.
There we go.
(01:04:16):
What the number one song is.
It is Monsters Feelings.
Put some.
There we go.
I'm not seeing, I'm notthinking there's going to be any
(01:04:48):
screaming in this.
Well, never mind.
Sometimes there's joy in myminutes of decree.
No, the fear I want to forget.
Holy shit, the whole goddamnsong is screaming.
Way to go, bitch.
She's fucking hot too.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Maybe I was waiting for the plea vocals right there.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I'm telling you what you can be an ugly ass bitch If
you got the metal vocals off,but if you are in, if you're a
lead, singer of a metal band oryou're in a metal band.
Dude.
Your points raise up to likeyou can be some fucking fat sow,
gross, fucking hog.
Right you ride that fuckingtater hawk cart into the fucking
metal metal band and I'mfucking.
(01:05:44):
It's all about it.
I'm all about it.
I don't give a shit.
Really cool dude, I love it.
What the hell?
Okay, check this one out.
This is probably our last one.
All will probably be our lastone.
All right, this is our last one.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Last one.
Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Sick N the letter N Beautiful Jesus Christ.
I don't know, dude, it looksalmost like the same chick.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
It does.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Their number one song is Death Police.
I don't know if they have it onthere.
Oh, they found it.
Some of the life support Dude,that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Forever going down, forever going down, forever
going down, forever going down,lady Gaga.
Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Forever going down, ugh.
Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
It's like in this moment Mom mixed with GWAR yeah,
it's like Mom I want in thismoment.
No, we have in this moment athome.
Can't wake up, can't escape inthe void.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Where you at, where you at, it is like GWAR.
I'm your heart.
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
The lack is.
Lack is lack of me.
Nothing left for you to sayHard and fear.
There are no angels and nodemons here, and there's noise
and sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
And everything grows.
It's like a great value fuckingin this moment, but drawing
near your place.
Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Death for less.
The innocent remains.
Death for less.
Dead for life.
Death for less.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
For another country.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
They have to be.
I was just gonna say that theysound weird, probably Russia or
some shit.
But with that said, we do haveto bid you adieu With the Death
Palazzo.
Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Death Palazzo.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Death Palazzo.
Death Palazzo.
Any departing words before weleave?
Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
yes, a huge thank you to tony buccione who uh
messaged us today, said hey,boys, I'm still listening.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
So there is.
You get me through our work day, so there's one person still
listening to us.
So we appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
It's him and a bunch of sauerkrauts, and that's all
right sounds good, you knowwhat's funny is, and we're
thinking about this.
Um, john works for a japaneseplace, I work for a german place
, and we make fun of them bothright, it's crazy because we'll
get like fucking german wordsand shit on our some of our like
parcels yeah and I'm like I tryto read them.
Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
It's like Flüter Guggenheim, flüter Guggenheim.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Flüter Guggenheim, flüter Guggenheim.
Did you say Flüter Guggenheim?
Yeah, flüter Guggenheim, flüterGuggenheim.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Oh, was it from EuroTrip.
Yeah where they play Rammsteinand they come out with that
purple dildo.
Yes, so good.
Yeah, and with that being said,we appreciate the God Xeno is
so hot.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yeah, isn't that, joni Lohr?
Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Or is that Chyna?
No, it's Chyna.
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I don't know what her fucking name was, but Xeno's so
hot.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Everybody who listens and are still listening.
We appreciate you, we alwayswill love you.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
I want to get fucked by Chyna's clit.
We always will love you.
Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
I want to get fucked by China's clit.
I'll X-Pac, oh God.
Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Stick her fucking hard-ass clit in my butthole.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
You cannot get rid of crab infestation.
So, with that said, we'll seeyou guys next time.
I'm John Brickner and I'm JasonScherger Later, later dudes.
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Comedy Skits, random bullshit.
Tim and Jerry, it's not yourday, it's not my day.
(01:04):
This is our day.
And it's my day.
This is our day, and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
(01:25):
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yo, welcome to yet again another edition.
It's Every Day with Jon and Jay, and you're here today.
We're glad you're here becausewe got stuff to talk about and
it's probably going to be acombination of movies, metal
music and crannies.
No, maybe not tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, it's whatever he just said.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, why is?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
the train.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, so getting on to.
Write it to the rip here Okay,so what I need you to look up is
Strutton by Thumpasaurus.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I've heard this song.
I love this fucking.
Is that the song you use foryour dog?
Yes, dude, that was hilariousNow listen to this song's lyrics
.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We need to listen to the whole song.
It's so good.
I love this fucking song.
I fucking love this song.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Your dog is hilarious , by the way.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
My, my, she's got allergies, and summer sucks so
bad.
She looked uncomfortable, shewas.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I thought it was Primus at first.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Dude his ass is hanging out.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Dude, I love the old-timey rag piano.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Why have I not heard about this?
I love this song.
It's called Struttin' byThumpasaurus Dude.
This dude's awesome.
I've never seen the video dude,so this is the first time I've
seen the video.
Here's my struttin' doop-a-doop, Struttin' my way on over to
you.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
You like my struttin' , I like his too.
Struttin' my way on over to youToo.
(04:13):
Like this is the best song ever, I'm out.
This is the best song ever.
Thank you, dude.
I'm so into catchy as fuck.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's so good, listen to the best song ever.
Thank you, dude, I'm so.
Isn't it catchy as fuck?
So good, listen to the lyrics,though.
You can check out my butt, Ithink.
He says I want to go for astrike.
You can check out my butt, dude.
It's funnier now.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Is this song just about him just waving his dick
around at people?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
It's basically what it sounds like Just strutting
and str Strutting and gotnowhere to be.
I'm pretty fine, just walkingwith you.
Hold your hand while youwhistle that tune.
Tell you what, if you like mystrut, I'll walk on ahead and
you can look at my butt,objectify, but don't cross the
line.
But you can be bad when youstrut.
No time Cause I strut thatthing just like a cock.
Show them kids up and down theblock, flash your feathers and
(05:20):
walk on by.
You're strutting with me.
Let's strut somewhere everybodycan see and next to you, filled
up with pride, we go boom, boom, side to side.
Day one I'm in love with youstrut.
Day two I'm in love with youstrut.
Day three I'm in love with you,strut.
And guess what?
I'm in love with you, strut.
Day one I'm in love with you,strut.
Day two I'm in love with youstrut.
(05:45):
Day three.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I played this at.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Smokey's Tavern.
Oh, I was just about to ask ifyou played this at Smokey's.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
This is the song I played at Smokey's the first
time.
That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, it's usually you know the first time I heard
it I thought it was Primus, butthere was no goofy, there was no
like lickety bass line in it,another one of my favorite songs
to play at bars.
At bars with the fucking WeenGirls Club.
I think we've played thisbefore, but we'll play it again
because it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I love this song Jesse Weber this goes out to you
Girls Club Club, boys Club.
No, it's out to you Girls Club,club, boys Club.
No, it's Boys Club, not GirlsClub Boys Club.
There it is.
I love this song, dude, so much.
I'm playing with the weed.
I love ween, dude.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I always think of Pat it's Pat when I hear this or
hear ween Boys.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Club.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love the dude's voice.
I play this at bars too, tofuck with people and they're
like what the fuck is this?
I'm weighing with the weed thisis a great like commercial,
(07:19):
like thing, dude.
This would have been a goodintro song for us for our
podcast.
I know, right, dude.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm gonna tell you what these songs?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
get in your fucking head they're earworms.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
They're big earworms, man.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Think of the future, think of the past.
Go on out and get a nice pieceof ass at Boys Club.
Okay, so another one I want tothrow out there, music-wise,
that I've been listening to alot.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Chase is just getting his earworms out of his head.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh man, so you can.
Jace is just getting hisearworms out of his head.
Oh man, so you could all?
Okay?
So, dude, I'm gonna ask youthis.
Dude, I think we should playeach of our favorite songs from
this group, and I know you knowthis group really well.
I just showed my daughter thisgroup.
Okay, I showed her two groupsactually, so we're gonna talk
about two of them, okay, firstone's icp.
I showed kendall in what ic ICPis.
(08:23):
She's like dude, she goes likethis.
She goes what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's the best thing ever I love.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
ICP, me too.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's that guilty pleasure that you don't let it
all feel bad.
We listened to the whole albumof Riddle Box dude.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's the best album in my opinion.
I love that and Grey Malenko.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Grey Malenko Yep, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So what's your favorite song from ICP?
If you could choose any fuckingsong, oh boy and this one goes
out to my brother dude, mybrother Dude.
One thing that made me reallyrespect ICP a little bit more
was watching fucking Steve rapevery goddamn lyric while we
were on, I would say the.
Nedden game.
Dude sounds like we got tolisten to the Nedden game.
(09:03):
I have mine as well.
Got to listen to the Nen game.
I have mine as well.
Let's listen to the whole Nengame.
Yeah, and we can laugh.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Let's meet.
Contestant number one.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
These guys' lyrics were so fucking good.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Women love his sexy smile.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I like your first top thing right there.
Yeah, you see, that I saw thatmy favorite place to deliver
milk to the niggas.
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Well, I'd have to think about it.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
This is the kind of music that I blast in my car.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
This is Malenko dude?
Yeah, fuck you.
Hurry up dude.
Yeah, yep, and tell her fuckyou.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I want spaghetti.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I pitch her lubey ass and tell her get the food ready
.
Your dad will probably starttripping and get me pissed.
I'll have to walk up and busthim in his fucking lips.
It's intertie.
We're hearing grace from yourmother.
I pull a 40 out of Pulsum foryour little brother.
You spin her stairs as yoursister.
I'll tell you this, you knowfor only 13.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
She got some big tits .
Speaker 5 (10:13):
That's so fucked up who would do stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Rap about young girls .
I don't know who would do that.
Keep that in mind.
You weren't the first ones todo it.
I try to hump her till I knockin my underwear.
Know who would do that?
Keep that in mind.
Yeah, keep that in mind forlater.
You weren't the first ones todo it.
Yeah, keep that in mind forlater.
I try and hump her until Iknock in my underwear.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Now let's meet contestant number two.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I've never blasted against my car as a teenager.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Who works?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
for the Dark Carnival , he says.
Women call him stretch nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Women call him stretch nuts.
I'd say on Great Malinko, myfavorite song is how Many Times?
That's my favorite song andthat's actually a logical,
decent, not ICP-ish song.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
First thing, I could never love you.
You sound like a richy bitch.
Yo fuck you.
But if I did, I'd probably showyou that.
I care but all these othermotherfuckers outta here.
I go through your phone bookand watch them all and if I
could test it, number one, I'dbreak his fucking teeth.
Ain't anyone who looked at yawould have to pay.
(11:19):
I'd be blowing fucking nuggetsoff all day.
I got the titties andstretchers on my face.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I just like the sound effects they used and stuff.
Does Jen like?
So what was her?
What was Kendi's reaction Like?
Did she just like?
This is dumb.
Oh yeah, she's like what thefuck?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
is this.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Dude I love exposed like Gen Z or whatever she's in
and just totally fucking ruintheir world because this is this
, this shit was actually.
I mean, I don't know like.
Did you admit listening to thisas a kid like now, we could say
it now and be like oh yeah,when I was 15 I was all about me
(11:59):
too, but I used to collect alltheir albums and shit yeah, the
joker cards and all that shitring
Speaker 2 (12:05):
master tunnel of love .
Oh, dude, oh, you know what Ilike, okay.
So when listening to them, asan adult, you can appreciate icp
and I know that's kind of weirdto say because there's there
are fucking but if you listen totheir lyrics and stuff, they're
like they don't give a fuck ifyou're hot or you're not, or
(12:25):
you're you're fat, ugly, smell.
They don't give a shit man,they're equal opportunity.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Fuckers is what it is , um, which I think is really
cool remember that eminem dissthey did back in the day we used
to listen to it at mcdonald'slistening to fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
uh, give it back to j , to Jay was sucking it better
yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Give it Back to Jay is sucking it better.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What about Jay?
What about Jay?
My favorite song is A LittleSomething Something.
A Little Something Something,Yep, A Little Something
Something.
There it is Yep.
Second one I love the beginningto it.
(13:07):
This is my all-time favoriteICP song and me and my brother a
couple weeks ago were blaringICP on the golf course while we
were playing and this came on.
I turned it all the way up onmy speaker.
Stop playing dumb, you busy copthis is so nostalgic man I used
(13:36):
to jam this in my car when Ihad the system.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Holy fuck just even looking at the album cover with
that little advisory sticker atthe bottom.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
It's like core memories right here.
I like the toy box.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I love this album.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Now we listen to that too.
Look at this toy.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You might even stink a bit.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I we listen to that too, like look at this toy.
You might even stink a bit, Idon't mind that.
Yeah how many times is probablyone of my faves, because it's
like a real one.
How many times will you honkthe horn and say fuck you Now.
What the fuck does that?
Do you feel better?
Now, I didn't let you pass.
Now, how about I stop in my carand beat your fucking ass?
Dude, they're like their lyrics, magnets.
(14:45):
What do they do?
But okay, another one.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That I showed my daughter.
That's kind of not as obscureas ICP but I think very
underrated when it comes to pop,punk style, skateboard
style-esque music, thebloodhound gang oh fuck, yeah,
dude.
I showed her that.
And guess what?
Yeah, I played chasey lane.
That's the best song, man, dearchasey lane.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I wrote my favorite song is hell yeah, dear chasey,
the ballad of chasey.
Late yep, the ballad of chaseylane.
Now I'll show the Ballad ofChasey, dear Chasey Laid.
Now show them them titties.
I wrote to explain.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
So me and Billy went to Sunday.
We went golfing at SycamoreHills and we went to Applebee's
over in Fremont, okay, and Iplayed on tits, yeah, because it
was the only one I could play,they wouldn't let any other ones
go.
And Because it's the only one Icould play, they wouldn't let
any other ones go.
And then I like Candy List.
No one of the best ones is alap dance.
It's so much better when it'sfor the show.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh no doubt.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But if you're talking about real songs, hell yeah is
my favorite one.
Hell yeah, dude, I fucking lovethese guys.
I'm going to straight up say it.
Probably, along comes Mary,mary, mary.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I like mope uniform.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Charlie kilo fucking bam.
Or jared was in the music video?
Yeah, because he was always atthe edit, they were always on
his house.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I hope you die, dude, check out.
I Hope you Die Right down thereat the bottom.
This is really good, like theriffs and everything.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
This is so weird.
One of the top comments is likeweird people keep sending me
this song on my birthday.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What the fuck dude?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
You must die, I alone am best.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Nobody gives these guys credit for the talent that
they really have as a band.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Because, dude, their music was so good.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hooray for Movies was really like the whole album,
the whole album was great.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's amazing, live, live.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Live Live.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Live, live, live, live, live, yeah, these guys are
awesome dude.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Doesn't the bassist or one of the guitarists look
like Fred Armiston from SNL?
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
I always think that when I seethat they're bassist or guitar,
one of the guitarists was likefred armiston from snl.
Yes, I thought the same thing.
I always think that when I seethat their bassist or whatever
I'm like, does that fredarmiston?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
from, of course, the most popular song.
You can see it on the rightthere.
The bad touch was the number,the number one song.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
If you, uh, everybody , that's our age, yep, here it
is you know, if you ever see, oh, it would kind of snowball off
this.
So on my facebook reels,somebody has like a channel
where they say the top, the top10 songs on trl on this date, in
2000, in 2000 or something.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It is the greatest hodgepodge of different musical
styles back then, like therewasn't just one type of no music
blaring it was weird, becauseyou had like Livin' La Vida Loca
and then you had like you hadKorn, lip Biscuit, bloodhound
Gang.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You would have like Jennifer Lopez, britney Spears,
you know you would have.
You would have like Edema.
You would have like a wholehodgepodge of different Musical
styles.
Instead now it's all segregated.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Thanks BLM, thanks BET, god damn.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It was like we need a wet White entertainment
television Wetbacks when it'sPerry Tyler, perry Tyler.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Tyler Perry sent the black man back.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's like Meet the peaches, it's not meet the
browns, meet the peaches Becauseof the peach color.
Right, I had to man, I'm sorry,because black people you always
color browns.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Man I don't know the late 90s, early 2000s.
It was such a great Corticopiaof different musical styles.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think back then we accepted a lot more Because,
like even me Now, like I love alot of different music, but I
have obviously Like back then,we dude, it was like Dude.
I remember listening toBailamos man, bailamos.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Let the music take you down.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Enrique Iglesias fucking dude, yeah, dude, dude.
I liked hansen when it was,when they did run around, was it
?
The middle one was hot yeah, ohmy god, I got posters and
everything.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Oh my god fucking quagmire.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But like where's the love in that?
Enough, dude.
It was so good dude, like someof the songs back then.
How, what was it like to becomeone from?
Oh, I love that spice girl song, spice girls oh, get a little
closer, baby, get it on.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Get it on, because the night is the night where to
become one.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, I need johnny spice what I make love to you.
Fuck it.
Uh uh, sporty, sporty dude.
I'm telling you what I make,but they're yeah, baby those
girls were like to me.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
They were good to me.
They're like the beatles.
They were really good together,but their solo projects were
fucking phenomenal.
Mel C's Mel C yeah, her soloproject was really good.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
It's the only way to be.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
So on another note, on another musical note, dude,
I'm going to show John what Ibought this week and I'm so
fucking excited it's on its way.
I actually got an email todaysaying it's another whatnot
purchase?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
oh, how do we doodly?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
dude oakley doakley's .
Both their albums 45 dollars apiece.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Uh special edition vinyl they're not together.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They're not together anymore steve was telling me
about it.
Dang, also, I've been playing.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, dude, those all-grade unis are hot.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, I was Okay, so what I do?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
So what's your impressions of the game?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I fucking love it so far.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
It looks good, it is harder, I'll say that.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I got my first time out.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I got Big Ten player the fucking week.
Okay For all, dude it.
Okay.
So you Dude.
You think you're going to comeout and be a fucking stud right
off the rip.
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Are you doing Road to Glory?
I take it yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You start off in a whole high school season.
That's cool that you can do thehigh school thing, so you do
the whole high school season.
The only problem is, I wish youcould choose your colors.
So I was the Tiffin Columbia,because I couldn't get the A or
the N on the end because it wastoo long.
Tiffin Columbia.
Tiffin Columbia, cyclones Okay,well, that kind of works.
And it was green and teal, orit was teal and dark green or
(23:14):
something like that.
Yeah, so like nowhere near ourcolors Nowhere near.
But what was really cool aboutit is that, depending on how
good you play, of course, inhigh school will depend on
whether you like what schoolswant you and offer you and shit
like that.
So you'd have certain thingsthat you would have to do during
(23:38):
a game in order to get thesescouts to look at you or give
you more points or offer you acontract, and it took me a
little while, but the last gameI finally got Ohio State to
offer me and I was going to beriding the pine as third-string
quarterback right off the ripbecause they're fucking stacked.
So I was like, yep, fuck it, Iwant to be on Ohio State.
(24:02):
I don't really care, I'll ridethe pine, do my due diligence
and just work my way up.
Played for a while, Played fora while.
Finally they gave me the battle.
I had to go through the wholefirst year of being riding the
pine, third string.
Then my second year, they gaveme a chance to battle it out.
I beat the second string guy,so I got second string.
(24:23):
But Now I beat the secondstring guy, so I got second
string, but I couldn't beat thefirst string.
Okay, Dude is so fucking hard.
And then so I'm playing like atthe end of games.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Transfer bro.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Nope, I didn't do it oh loyal.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So they gave me another chance in a couple weeks
after I fucked the first timeup and they gave me the right,
like you have to do the practice, like the different practices.
So they'll choose practices andyou've got to beat the other
guy and score at that.
Oh, okay, dude, they picked theskeletal pass, which is like my
number one.
(24:55):
So I'm like, yep, I'm going tobeat the shit out of them at
that.
Then the other one was pocketpresence, like where you've got
to dodge, like these cannons, orshoot footballs, and you got to
throw through a fucking targetmy second best.
So I ended up getting firststring.
My first game was againstMinnesota.
(25:16):
It was like 42 to 7.
It was like fucking blowout.
I had six touchdowns, fourpassing, two rushing myself.
And then the next game wasagainst Nebraska.
I got my fucking ass handed tome from Nebraska, dude.
I'm like what the fuck, dude?
(25:37):
Well, because when I finallygot first string, jeremiah Smith
isn't on our team.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Really.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, he's gone, so I think he might have entered the
transfer portal, because theother guy fucking saying didn't
take him to a championship or abowl game oh, okay so and guess
who's number one.
You know, guess who's numberone in the uh in the country in
the current season.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I'm in his first string, michigan michigan's
number one in the country in thecurrent season I'm in his first
string of hosting Michigan'snumber one Boo, of course, yay.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So, and you know what's kind of cool about
getting that game?
I got it from GameStop inFremont, which is blasphemy,
since I'm fucking used toworking at a game store, but it
was pretty cool.
I got a pennant.
I got a fucking collegefootball 2026 pennant with a
bunch of school like logos.
Okay, okay, cool as fuck.
Okay.
So just really need to looklook, it looks really good.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
It looks like it plays All right too.
So I guess I really can'toutside of my nitpicky shit that
I said last week, which Ireally will, I won't reiterate
will reiterate but you know, theonly thing is they don't play
across the field at all, that's.
I think they only play it likeon turnovers.
They you know what they got,that you know.
That's another thing youreminded me of, when the, when
the team comes out, they don'tplay buckeye, battle cry, they
(26:55):
play across the field.
Yeah, so that is one thing theygot.
That's.
That's a kind of a big, youknow what really bugs me, dude?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
and I'm gonna say this dude, what really bugs me,
dude, and I'm going to say thisdude, what really bugs me about
it?
I fucking hate this and I knowit's nitpicky, just like you
said, yeah, when they're doingthe fucking, when they're doing
the, the script Ohio, uh, it'slike fucking some hip hop rap
song beat.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, they should have the regiment.
Oh, I agree with you there.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
But, dude, do me a solid Look up.
Ncaa 26 intro video, not thetrailer.
The intro video, holy shit, wasthis thing made great.
Is this what they play Likewhen you're starting?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
up the game.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, oh dude, it is fucking beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Is this a reveal trailer?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I want the intro video.
Where the fuck's the intro?
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, click on that bitch.
Oh, is it just a song?
Oh, it's just a song.
Oh, it's just a song.
Oh, no, there are those video.
(28:06):
Entering menu narration pop up.
Do you have menu narration?
No turn.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Watch this dude.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
There's something in the air that's a good hype video
, and you get Ohio State and youget to run through the tunnel
as well.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
To Saturday Lights Chapel Hill.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
To Pasadena.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
It crackles down our spines.
Tradition, tension.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Roars that remind our rivals.
That looks really good.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
I ain't gonna lie, it's electric.
It shocks our nerves andignites a place where the ground
shakes, but our pride doesn'twe're our coach scheme.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Playbook and character are unlike any other
Playbook and character areunlike any other.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
There's something in the air.
It builds us up.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Breaks them down and gives the stadium a pulse.
I have not mesmerized by it.
Bills on pride.
Jeremiah Smith, baby, what'scrazy is they made it harder?
Like stadiums really affectyour guy?
Yeah, like your team.
That's sweet.
You can't do audibles, nomatter how many times you try.
(30:09):
You can't hot route and youcan't audible.
Where the fuck if you're in anaway stadium and the only way to
shut that fucking crowd up isto make plays, and this one,
they learn really fast what youdo Because I'm a rollout guy.
Ask, john, I'm a rollout guy.
Yeah, you are.
They bring them fuckinglinebackers around and fucking
(30:33):
smack the shit out of me, dude.
So bad, dude, it's frustratingor they'll force me to throw a
pick, which really sucks Likethinking on your feet.
So, no joke, I've kind oflearned to stay in the pocket a
little bit longer with this game.
It's a lot.
It's like fuck yeah, we got totake a break.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Oh, yeah, we do You're going to listen to this
and if you don't come back, Iunderstand.
But yeah, if you think ICP wasbad with mentioning 13-year-old
titties, well, you're in for atreat here.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It's the itty-titty, shitty-gritty band.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's the itty-titty, shitty-gritty band.
Yeah, listen to this and you'llsee why Later, Later.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh, I see you over there.
Can't be older than ten.
There's a yellow moon coming uptonight.
Can't see me through the trees.
I can't wait till you're allalone.
Gonna get you on your knees.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Little one get ready.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Let's go behind a slide where nobody else can see.
I'm gonna show you where theloving goes.
Just follow me, baby, get ready.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh, my god, ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You and me We'll go fishing in the park, hiding on
our backs and count the starswhen the cool grass grows.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
That's so out of context, down by the river In
the fall moonlight grass grows.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Oh, that's so out of context.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Ah, down by the river in the fall moonlight Gonna
bend you over, gonna fuck youright.
We'll take it slow, little one.
Stay in the whole night throughuntil your parents come look
for you.
No, no this is so messed up,man.
(32:45):
Spring's almost over and it'stime for summer and I want to
bang.
You can sit over by the fuckingslides and a couple of swings,
baby, get ready Fuckingbackground vocals.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Get out of swings, Baby get ready Fucking
background vocals, get out ofhere, don't matter, sit forever
and the fish don't bite.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
You know what I mean Up in the river, all naked and
shit.
Let's fuck it right, baby getready.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Do the vocalized harmonies.
Ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You and me Going fishing in the park.
Gonna lie in the back and I'llfucking punch your star With a
cool ass pose.
Down by the river In the palemoonlight, cause I wanna tell
you You're the one that caughtmy sight.
Just move it slow.
(33:44):
We can take it slow.
Stayed all night through.
I can't wait to penetrate In.
You and me, gone too far, lyingon our backs and fucking your
rusty stwood hill grass grows.
Lay on that grass.
(34:04):
You little bitch Down by theriver in the pale moonlight
Can't wait to bend you over andfuck you right.
Just move it slow.
I'll take it really slow.
You bleed a lot you and me goingfishing in the park Lying on my
sack and counting the starsthat cool grass grows.
(34:27):
Just count them stars.
Count down from ten Down by theriver in the fall.
Gonna fuck that ass.
Gonna fuck it right, Justmoving slow.
I better go now.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Yo, what's up.
Welcome back to the bestfreaking podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
It's Every Day with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button you got that
motherfucker now check it out.
Hey, welcome back If you'restill there you're still here.
Movie note Itty Titty SkirtBand.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I saw the new Superman movie and I fucking
loved it.
I heard it's really good.
I loved it.
It was awesome.
Is it a perfect movie?
No, no movie is.
Do I have my nitpicks andgripes?
Yeah, of course you know me,I'm always going to have them.
But do I like this movie betterthan man of Steel?
(35:49):
Uh-huh, 100% I think this movieis.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Is it worth a watch?
Would you watch it again?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Oh yeah, I'm actually going to go to the theater.
Well, I obtained the moviethrough other means I won't say
how without the movie peoplecoming after me, but I'm going
to go see it.
Lasers.
I think this weekend I'm goingto go see it at theaters because
I liked it so much that I wantto get the movie.
(36:18):
And I don't say that often.
People who know me know I don'tlike going to theaters.
So this, this movie.
There was parts in this moviewhere it got to me, because they
used, they kind of did call,but it's almost like a
ghostbusters thing where theythey did call back what egon
made his way into this, yeahdead ass egons in this movie too
look when he's laying therecalling his dog.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
It's egon, it shows up.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Dude, what a crossover.
Uh, cleveland as the backdropfor metropolis was surreal
because they used cleveland alot and a lot of you, if you're,
if you're from cleveland orfrom ohio and you recognize
cleveland landmarks, you'regonna to recognize a lot of
Cleveland in this movie.
And it's weird because there'sa part where I'm like, holy shit
(37:04):
, I'm there all the time and Isee that all the time it was an
RTA wasn't it, it was.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
You had to stop the RTA train from going off the
track.
It was in that area.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
It was in that area.
I won't give spoilers.
Or is it Tower City Around inarea?
I won't.
I won't give a city around inthat area.
That's why I'm that I won'tgive spoilers.
But there's a really poignantmoment where superman does
something and it's in that area.
It's a home run.
He hits a whole run.
Well, they go there too for theguardians.
They do, they go there.
That's in the trailer, so youshould probably already know,
(37:34):
people should know that already.
But they go to, you know,progressive field, jacob's field
, but they like changed it all.
It's the meteors.
Meteors, which is cool, but uh,I think the guy they got to
play superman, this david cornsweat guy, was really good.
I mean obviously.
No, I think, in my opinion, andno one will ever be chris reeve
(37:55):
.
You know, that's just the wayit is didn't?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
chris reeve's dad was the original superman, wasn't
he?
Uh, there wasn't.
I don't.
Are they related?
I thought they were.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Maybe they're not chris free's son makes a cameo
in this new one as like, areporter dude, please tell me
he's in a wheelchair.
No, he's not dude.
Here's the south park dude.
If you want a funny south park,watch the uh dude.
If you want a funny south park,watch the uh uh.
(38:28):
We're about the uh stem cells,where christopher reeves sucks
like dead baby's blood out of afetal and he becomes more
powerful.
It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, christopher reeve was the best dude.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
He was just um without I think this Reeve was
the best dude he was justWithout, I think this movie.
Crypto was the star of thismovie.
I think it was smart toincorporate Crypto because you
can market the fuck out of that,and Crypto was not just some
cuddly mascot.
The dog had a lot of roles inthis movie that were actually
(38:58):
important.
Actually, and honestly, Ialways rant and rave about
marvel movies, how they all theydo is they just set up movies
to the next one, and this moviedid that.
Yeah, obviously this is thefirst movie in a new marvel or a
dc cinematic universe, um, butI feel that they didn't go
overboard.
Now, the side characters werethere Because you had Guy
(39:22):
Gardner, green Lantern, you hadHot Girl, you had Mr Terrific,
which I feel Mr Terrific wasgreat in this movie If you're
into the DC world.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
George Reeves, george Reeves.
So there's.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Reeve, reeve and Reeves Right, or something like
that.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, Reeve and Reeves.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, right, or something like that yeah, reeve
and reeves, yeah, um, but they,but james gunn, knew exactly
what he was doing with thismovie.
He, he was able to, and I likethe movie and I will get not too
many spoilers.
This movie didn't give you thetypical reboot where they have
to retell you the origin story.
No, will, let you go right intoit, just like in the batman,
like the, the movie the batman,there was no bet.
(40:06):
You, you know batman'sbackstory.
A lot of these filmmakers noware like okay, you know
spider-man, you know batman, youknow superman, you don't need
the backstory, you know whattheir backstory is.
So this movie just starts upright in a story and I and they
kind of give you some text tokind of that's risky because you
know you could get lost prettyeasily in the narrative if
(40:29):
you're really not really notknowing what to look for.
But I think it works reallywell because this just picks up
a few years into Superman beingSuperman, just like the Batman
was the Batman a few years intobeing Batman.
So Superman's young and he'skind of.
You know there's funny momentsand people will cringe kind of
(40:50):
at some of the funny the quoteunquote comic moments.
But it works and it doesn'toverstay its welcome.
But the heartfelt moments thatmake Superman movies good are
there.
There's serious tones, there'sreally good themes and it works.
Do I wish they?
(41:11):
I think that I kind of wish theywould have toned down the ha-ha
funny stuff, because there'sone-liners in here that just
made me go, just kind of made meroll my eyes, and I'm just like
I'll give one liners in herethat just made me go, oh, just
kind of made me roll my eyes,and I'm just like like I'll give
one, I'll give one here.
So they're like so, guy, garnerthe green lantern's like oh
yeah, we're called the justicegang and hawk girl's like we're
(41:33):
not calling ourselves that.
I'm like, haha, get it, becausethey're gonna be the justice
league and it's like that.
That joke ran through the wholefilm and it kind of got on my
nerves a little bit.
But that's just one, one thing,but otherwise it it's a pretty
good movie.
It's two hours long and itreally didn't feel two hours.
So I give it a solid eight,eight out of ten.
(41:54):
You know what?
I watched a new movie too.
What's that?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
over.
It's not new, but it gives me awhole nother respect and I
can't believe it took me thislong to fucking watch it.
It was a phenomenal fuckingmovie, but it's three hours
fucking long.
Okay, schindler's List.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Oh God, yeah, the movie is so sad.
I've never seen it.
Did you watch the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Dude movie is so sad I've never seen it.
Did you watch the whole thing?
Yes, I did, dude, did you get?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
super uncomfortable with the majority of that movie.
Yeah, oh yeah, they're justdude.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
It showed everything it showed everything but liam
neeson killed that.
Yes, yeah, he won the academyaward.
There's a reason why he wonthat academy award for that
movie that movie was fuckingungodly.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
It was amazing and I didn't realize the dude that
played Gandhi was in it.
He played his manager of hiswarehouse.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
But what a great movie.
I used to have it on Blu-rayand DVD and I never watched him.
I just was like, oh, I haveSchindler's List, whatever.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
That movie makes you feel man Makes you feel a way.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
That's like I said, that boy with the striped
pajamas dude, you need to watchthat shit.
Did you watch it?
No, oh my God, if you haveSchindler's List, boy with the
striped pajamas dude, you're notleaving there with no tears in
your eyes.
Right, it's a great fucking.
I love those movies, though.
I love World War II like Nazilike I love the glorious
(43:18):
bastards.
Those period peace films.
Yes, I love them because theyintrigue me, because I also I
also like I don't love slavery,but I like the slavery movies
like django and shit like that,because you can see the sign of
the times and how realisticthese directors and things go
(43:42):
when it comes to these movies.
Like hey, you know what was itI think we were talking about it
in Django like where LeoDiCaprio was having a hell of a
time trying to say the N wordand fucking Sam Jackson's like
hey, hey, quit being a bitch,pretty much and just say it, you
(44:03):
know.
And then he came in, didn'ttalk to anybody and all of a
sudden gave the performance of alifetime right, like just, it's
hard, dude, you know, like Isay n-word every once in a while
just for fun and shits and gigs, but just yeah to be able to
just continuously do it like Idon't say it to ever belittle
anybody.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
I would never, ever do that it's like a toddler what
a toddler says the f word yeah,you don't you don't know, it's
not supposed to say that, but itmakes you laugh you know.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
What's funny is, though, but when somebody laughs
, I want to do it again, becauseI'm just like a toddler?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
yeah, yeah, penis size and all yeah, I wasn't
going to go there.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Oh, dude, I totally went there the other day.
Dude, I was at work and a buddyof mine was like man, I had a
rough night last night.
I said I'm sorry, dude, he goes.
No, it's good.
Me and the wife banged twicelast night.
I was like well, me and thewife haven't scheduled our fuck
sesh yet, so I don't know whenmy next time is.
(45:02):
They're like that soundshorrible.
I said yeah, but me and my wifewe work two different schedules
.
She works third shift and shegets off after I leave for work
and me I work first shift.
So we don't have a lot of timewe have to schedule.
(45:24):
Plus, I run a business.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
I'm looking at buying another business, which there's
a little bit of uh, I kind ofjust let her dictate, dictate
what and where, because I justwhatever, whatever it usually
you don't.
Usually it's not too bad still,so it's like I don't really
have to beg for it.
So I don't either.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
So that's good, I mean at this point in my life.
It's like like sarah doesn'tshoot me down like she used to
dude, it's just like, yeah, it's, it's you know, last time I
fucking hate.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Well, I can read, I can, I can read jesus, I did,
dude, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I, oh my God, I'm going to fucking go into details
.
I'm going to say this straightup Last time, dude, because we
don't have sex all the time.
Most of the time it's blowjobs,which are fucking phenomenal,
so I'm cool with that.
But when we have sex, dude, itis off the charts, animalistic,
(46:19):
caveman behavior, to where I'mlike I put one leg up on the bed
, my other legs on the floor,I'm fucking grabbing her fucking
hair, yanking her neck back,and I'm like like, fucking dude,
like I'm in a boat and she'sgot the only motor that's going
(46:40):
to get me back to shore.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Come on, lawnmower, you start, start, damn you.
Oh, prime button, my bad, yeah,the prime button.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I'm getting slightly glumped over here.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, I'm getting turned onumped over here.
Yeah, I'm getting teared offLittle chubby.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
But yeah, no, I Fucking, but no, I don't know,
it's all good, she's just Idon't know.
Our relationship is so muchbetter than it ever was.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
I must say I wish your wife could give me a
blowjob.
I'm just throwing that outthere, that's awesome man.
I'm just throwing that outthere, that's awesome man.
I'm just yeah, that's awesomeman.
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
over there.
Well, you can't have her, butyou can go for her mom if you
want.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
She's single.
Oh Jesus, dude.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
You just had to take it there, didn't you?
Yes, I did?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Ew, yes, I did.
I always joke with her sayingthat, but I, yeah, I couldn't
bang her mom dude.
No, sorry, she's not.
She's nice that she cooked.
The one thing that would lockme in with linda, and I'll say
this straight up, is that she'sgot a fucking dude.
She cooks so well.
I'm like dude, just make mewhatever you want, I'll fucking
yeah, I'll eat it.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I'll eat anything.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Yeah, I'll rail you, I'll rail you.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Make me that hot dog pizza you make, and I'll fucking
give you A hot dog pizza.
Yeah, she puts Hot dogs onpizza and it's really fucking
good, that sounds good.
It is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
That sounds amazing.
I never even thought Of hot dogon a pizza.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Oh, so good, dude and Sarah Hates hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
But she loves them.
Sarah would be like.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I hate that.
But then her mom makes it andshe's like mmm, it's so good,
full of shit.
But yeah, no, we, yeah, dude,fucking went animalistic and she
told me the other day she goeslisten, they're out of my birth
control for right now.
So the next three weeks areprobably going to be blowies.
(48:39):
I was like, oh darn, oh no, notblowjob, not your amazing dome
game, because they're don't.
I'm not gonna lie, dude, I'vehad.
I've had some beaters that werejust like do you know what
you're doing down there?
yeah, you know you just got toput in your mouth and go in and
out.
Right, it's not really.
Yeah, it's not like rocketsurgery but with her, you know,
like to her.
(49:00):
I was like ah, I'm high fivingGod every couple seconds.
Dude, you know that dome gameis just fucking on point.
Hey, is your wife texting you?
Yeah, tell her to shut the fuckup.
Sorry, dude no, it's okay, Ikind of figured out who it was.
(49:22):
Dude, I keep seeing you textyeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Obviously, if she was here I wouldn't be doing that,
but because I'd be like hey,shut the fuck up out there
because she'd be always outthere vacuuming me.
I know I like, hey, we'rerecording.
I don't give a fuck, I'm notcleaning the house.
You couldn't clean the housebefore I got right it's always
with like the fuck, I'm gonnaclean the house.
You couldn't clean the housebefore I got right.
It's always with like she dudemy wife.
She gets in these moods where,out of nowhere, she'd want to
(49:46):
clean the whole house.
It'd be like 10 30 at night andI'm like you can't be doing
this right now.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
It's we got to go to bed soon well, I gotta do this,
I gotta do that nothing, I'mlike you have two choices you
either sit down and relax or I'mgonna hit you in the head with
a tack and that's like you're aretard yeah I go why don't we
set aside a day and work on allthis stuff?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
and then, when I set the day aside and want to do it,
that she don't want to do itbecause she's for whatever
reason or another.
I'm like you can't be mad at menow, because I made the effort
to make sure that we could domake a time allotted to do
whatever we got to do.
And then now you're saying youcan't do it now.
You can't come back at me threeor four weeks later when you're
(50:26):
mad at me for some otherarbitrary reason and say you
don't clean the fucking house.
No bullshit, I tried to cleanthe house with you and we.
I wanted to set a day to do itand you didn't want to do it.
So you could be lazy.
But I'm not allowed to be lazy.
I see how that works.
So that's usually what happens.
So I always throw that back ather.
So she hates.
(50:47):
When I do this logic-basedargument system with her, she's
like, whatever, what the fuck?
You just got to do it, we gotto do it.
I'm like, well, we had thechance.
And I go, hey, let's get up.
You know, because my wife likesto sleep a lot and that's like
oh man, it's like, so is mineyeah
it's like well, yours is.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
I could get I understand that but you
shouldn't sleep a lot, though Iguess from what she said really.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
But I'm just like okay, you want to sleep, I don't
have any issue with yousleeping all damn day, that's
fine, but that don't get up.
And then, when I'm ready tostart doing other things, and
then oh, now it's convenient foryou to do shit.
That's not how it works, oh shewants you to fucking do stuff,
then yeah.
So I've set a time.
I set a place like hey, let'sget the house clean, let's do
(51:32):
the outside, let's do the yardor do something.
And it's like, hey, let's go,let's get going.
She's like I'm like, hey, youcan sit there in the chair and
sleep all day.
I don't give two fucks.
But listen, I'm going to go dosome other, I'm going to go do
something else then.
And then you can't come back atme three hours from now and say
, okay, I'm ready to do it.
No, no, you had your fuckingchance.
(51:53):
She'll want to do it beforeit's time to go to bed.
They're like no, eight, fuckingdo it.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
So that's what like dude.
You know when we schedule it, Igo to bed 11 yeah so at 10 it'll
be like 10, 30, 10, 45, like weschedule, like beajers and
whatnot.
It'd be 10, 45 dude.
And I'll just look over andstare at her and then she'll
look at me.
She'll be like a dog that'swaiting for its treat.
She'll look at me and she'll belike Like a dog that's waiting
(52:20):
for its treat.
She'll look at me and she'll gowhat?
I'll be like Bing, bing, bing,bing, bing.
I point at her.
I give her the old pointsky ofmy dingus.
She's like well, I can't suckit if your pants are on.
I said you could try.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
I mean you, could I mean it wouldn't Not with that
attitude.
Listen, this is a can-do, notcan-don't, you know?
Yeah, so I'm not going to suckit in your pants.
Well, get your head into mypants and do it.
(52:56):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Well, that's the reason why you are over there
and I'm over here.
I'm over there and I'm overhere.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Oh, you know what I saw?
The Mortal Kombat trailer too,oh yeah, I wanted to watch that.
So I just thought of it, solet's, let's do to do.
I just thought of it, so let's.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Let's do it Official.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Uncaged Fury teaser trailer.
Carl Urban as Johnny Cage, Iassume.
I don't know who Carl Urban is.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Keith Urban's son, really.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
No, from New Line Cinema, the studio that brought
you Cool Hand Cage.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Oh, it's like a fake trailer.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
It's a fake.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
No, no, no, it's real but, it's a movie trailer
within a movie trailer.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
More beans, johnny Cage.
Speaker 5 (53:47):
It's showtime.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
They pissed him off.
I love the Kung Fury fuckingmusic.
Yeah, I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
They fucked with his shades.
They should have brought moreguys.
You should have brought moreguys.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Oh my god uncaged fury coming to a theater near
you this october okay, that waskind of funny so, dude, I got a
new, I got another band.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Have you ever heard of king gizzard and the lizard
wizard?
I've heard of it, but I'venever heard king gizzard and the
Lizard Wizard.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I've heard of it, but I've never heard of it.
King Gizzard and the Lizard.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Wizard.
It's not going to be anythinglike crazy, fucking insane.
The music's not bad.
It's nothing hard or nothing.
It's Sounds like it should befull beat singing, right?
(55:05):
No shit.
And I do actually have a bandthat I looked up.
It was in my screenshots too.
Oh yeah, what's that?
Hand of Juno?
(55:28):
Cool hand, luke.
Hand of Juno.
I don't know their best song,but they are women.
Metalcore.
It's women of metalcore.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
I'm down for this.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
The chicks are fucking hot, even the drummer.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Nothing's left to shadows.
We are under the sign of shame.
We're flying again and againFeathers rusted by the sun For
(56:32):
the solar eclipse Die.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
They're pulling down the world, got a little Lakota
coil thing going on A little bitWithout the guys.
Right Gosh, she's got a deepgrowl.
(57:06):
I wonder what their number onesong is.
Good question, I'm going tofind out real quick.
All right, hand a job, job Juno.
Okay, that was a burp.
Okay, hand of Juno, which onewas that?
(57:29):
Destroy the Lion?
Okay, pray or Die is theirnumber one.
Pray or Die.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Pray or Die yeah, okay, pray or Die is their
number one.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Pray or Die, pray or Die.
Yeah, oh shit, it's the numberone song on Amazon.
Eronian Sounds like somethingoff of Eurovision.
I like it.
I do too.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
We're all the same dear.
(58:16):
When our left points are low,we feel the pressure.
It's getting thicker now.
Everybody's acting like theirfinal day on the school.
If anyone can still hear me,will they listen to me.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
Are you okay for something?
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Definitely Lacuna Coil shit, yeah, 100%.
The first song was pretty hard,yeah, this one's okay.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
It's got a little typo negative.
Not typo negative, I can'tremember Typo positive.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Typo positive.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, they're okay, yeah, they're rad.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
They're not too bad.
I love female vocals.
Oh man, I can listen to thatshit I can listen to.
They're not too bad.
I love female vocals, oh man.
Speaker 3 (59:16):
I could listen to that shit.
I could listen to stuff likethat all the time.
I love bitches, I love thembitches.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
We looked at them.
What about what's Gwended?
Gwended, g-w-e-n-d-y-d-d,g-w-e-n-d-y-d-d what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
A.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Hypocrite in a Child's Eye is the number one
song on here.
Oh man, female dude, hell yeah,h-y-p-o-c-r-i-n-g.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
There it is a little stereo action there.
That bass line is sexy.
Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Thank you.
There's no amount of teaching.
Who have you learned?
How to serve, how to serve, howto serve the friends that lead,
(01:00:59):
not the only.
No one is worshipped in yourlife.
I can't imagine the living, thepresent, the hopeless.
No one is ruled by a contest.
You're buried deep in veryfucking spite.
Bite, bite, bite.
No choice but to be.
You're crooked bitch, no matterwhat you'll face, what you can.
(01:01:19):
You fucking, you fucking.
I'll be your son mate.
Don't want you to listen to me.
Now I'm going.
My broken mind is a session.
We're burning.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Dude.
This one's got a really hotlead singer, all right,
stelvirus, which is StelvrisS-T-E-L-L-V-R-I-S, and the lead
singer is a fucking female withred hair and she's fucking smoke
show, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Echoes of the Past is their number one song.
Ooh, I like that Little fuckingspirit, box-like, fucking
ambient shit.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
This one's got like corn.
Oh yeah, corn, that too, thattoo.
Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Like Jessica Rabbit.
Yeah, I like that red Speaker 2and Speaker 3.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2 Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 2 and Speaker 3 Speaker1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Speaker 2 and Speaker 3.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 1 and Speaker 2.
Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Just watching the light Following the sound Echoes
of the past.
It came from nothing and theystarted to spread, dripping
around the world.
Maybe you should love who I am.
What do you say when you openyour eyes?
That our freedoms are obe.
You're being wise and a liar.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Yeah, I really dig that ambient fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Put the bass line behind it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sick the rest of it
doesn't really inspire much fromme.
It just sounds kind ofrun-of-the-mill metalcore.
I mean it's good.
I'm not saying it ain't good,I'm just saying it's just.
I've heard it before I guessthe end ofancholy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That shit looks hot as fuck too.
Are you just looking at hot?
No, I'm looking at fuckingother female vocalists.
The End of Melancholy M-E-L-A-N,c-h.
I'm just checking out thesefucking weird bands.
Okay, let's see what the numberone song is.
It is Monsters Feelings.
There we go.
(01:04:16):
What the number one song is.
It is Monsters Feelings.
Put some.
There we go.
I'm not seeing, I'm notthinking there's going to be any
(01:04:48):
screaming in this.
Well, never mind.
Sometimes there's joy in myminutes of decree.
No, the fear I want to forget.
Holy shit, the whole goddamnsong is screaming.
Way to go, bitch.
She's fucking hot too.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Maybe I was waiting for the plea vocals right there.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I'm telling you what you can be an ugly ass bitch If
you got the metal vocals off,but if you are in, if you're a
lead, singer of a metal band oryou're in a metal band.
Dude.
Your points raise up to likeyou can be some fucking fat sow,
gross, fucking hog.
Right you ride that fuckingtater hawk cart into the fucking
metal metal band and I'mfucking.
(01:05:44):
It's all about it.
I'm all about it.
I don't give a shit.
Really cool dude, I love it.
What the hell?
Okay, check this one out.
This is probably our last one.
All will probably be our lastone.
All right, this is our last one.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Last one.
Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Sick N the letter N Beautiful Jesus Christ.
I don't know, dude, it looksalmost like the same chick.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
It does.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Their number one song is Death Police.
I don't know if they have it onthere.
Oh, they found it.
Some of the life support Dude,that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Forever going down, forever going down, forever
going down, forever going down,lady Gaga.
Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Forever going down, ugh.
Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
It's like in this moment Mom mixed with GWAR yeah,
it's like Mom I want in thismoment.
No, we have in this moment athome.
Can't wake up, can't escape inthe void.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Where you at, where you at, it is like GWAR.
I'm your heart.
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
The lack is.
Lack is lack of me.
Nothing left for you to sayHard and fear.
There are no angels and nodemons here, and there's noise
and sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
And everything grows.
It's like a great value fuckingin this moment, but drawing
near your place.
Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Death for less.
The innocent remains.
Death for less.
Dead for life.
Death for less.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
For another country.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
They have to be.
I was just gonna say that theysound weird, probably Russia or
some shit.
But with that said, we do haveto bid you adieu With the Death
Palazzo.
Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Death Palazzo.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Death Palazzo.
Death Palazzo.
Any departing words before weleave?
Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
yes, a huge thank you to tony buccione who uh
messaged us today, said hey,boys, I'm still listening.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
So there is.
You get me through our work day, so there's one person still
listening to us.
So we appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
It's him and a bunch of sauerkrauts, and that's all
right sounds good, you knowwhat's funny is, and we're
thinking about this.
Um, john works for a japaneseplace, I work for a german place
, and we make fun of them bothright, it's crazy because we'll
get like fucking german wordsand shit on our some of our like
parcels yeah and I'm like I tryto read them.
Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
It's like Flüter Guggenheim, flüter Guggenheim.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Flüter Guggenheim, flüter Guggenheim.
Did you say Flüter Guggenheim?
Yeah, flüter Guggenheim, flüterGuggenheim.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Oh, was it from EuroTrip.
Yeah where they play Rammsteinand they come out with that
purple dildo.
Yes, so good.
Yeah, and with that being said,we appreciate the God Xeno is
so hot.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yeah, isn't that, joni Lohr?
Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Or is that Chyna?
No, it's Chyna.
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I don't know what her fucking name was, but Xeno's so
hot.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Everybody who listens and are still listening.
We appreciate you, we alwayswill love you.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
I want to get fucked by Chyna's clit.
We always will love you.
Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
I want to get fucked by China's clit.
I'll X-Pac, oh God.
Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Stick her fucking hard-ass clit in my butthole.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
You cannot get rid of crab infestation.
So, with that said, we'll seeyou guys next time.
I'm John Brickner and I'm JasonScherger Later, later dudes.
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