July 28, 2025 • 69 mins
A cloud of melancholy hangs over this episode as we pay tribute to the legendary Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness who recently passed away shortly after his farewell concert. His distinctive voice, unmistakable across decades of heavy metal mastery, leaves behind a legacy few artists can match. We share personal connections to his music, from how "I Just Want You" got one of us through difficult McDonald's shifts to the emotional weight of "Goodbye to Romance" in light of his passing.
The conversation shifts into lighter territory as we dive into recent wedding DJ experiences, complete with elaborate setups featuring tap trucks, slushy machines, and guests dancing joyfully in the rain. These personal stories showcase how music continues to bring people together even in unexpected circumstances—whether it's playing the perfect song that gets everyone on their feet or watching people embrace the moment despite less-than-ideal weather.
We tackle meaningful cultural discussions, from the groundbreaking significance of The Cosby Show in portraying a successful Black family to how political conversations have deteriorated into name-calling rather than respectful debate. Throughout these weightier topics, we maintain our friendship despite different viewpoints, modeling how mutual respect can exist alongside disagreement. The episode wraps with a nostalgic deep-dive into classic video game music from Nintendo and Commodore 64 games, celebrating how technical limitations birthed some of gaming's most memorable tunes.
Whether you're a metal fan mourning Ozzy, someone who appreciates thoughtful political dialogue, or a retro gaming enthusiast who recognizes the first notes of Dr. Wily's theme from Mega Man 2, this episode offers an authentic window into how friends navigate both the profound and the trivial aspects of life. Subscribe to join our unfiltered conversations that range from heartfelt tributes to playful debates about which classic game had the best soundtrack!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:02):
, it's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day, and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit.
You like problems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Let's rock snickerdoodles.
What's up up everybody?
Hey, howdy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh my goodness, a lot to talk about today.
Yep, because, as of thisrecording, on Tuesday 7-22-2025,
we lost one of the best heavymetal performers of all time, of
the one and only.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I wonder if they have like a sad Ozzy Osbourne.
I wonder if they have a sadlike you know what, like you
know a good song to play forthat goodbye to romance yeah I
think that's a very good ozzysong to play for this, because
it's so fucking.
Yes, let's jam some goodbye toromance, but for ozzy, this one
(02:24):
goes out to the Prince of.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Darkness.
Rip to the legend, which isjust fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
He just had his concert.
He just had his farewellconcert.
Yeah, let this jam out, dude.
How long is it?
Five and a half minutes.
It's worth it, dude.
I love this song and if you'venever heard this song, it's
amazing.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It's smooth and just flows.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Then this is a somber song.
This is a somber.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The top comment is this song hits way different now
.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh, is that just posted Five hours ago?
No joke.
Here's one thing, dude what Iloved about Ozzy is that you
could tell his voice, no matterwhat he did.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, His singing voice was so distinct.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I love like I don't know man, what is it?
The Ozman Cometh?
It ain't the Ozman Cometh, butwhat did I?
Oh, was it the Ozman Cometh?
I don't think it was that.
The Blizzard of Oz.
Blizzard of Oz, I remember thatMaybe it was the Ozman Cometh.
Had my favorite song of Ozzy'sis I Just Want you, and no joke,
(04:15):
it got me through my McDonald'syears.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The end of my McDonald's years was listening
to the Ozman Cometh, because mymom and dad didn't listen to
Ozzy at all, and I'm pretty sureyour parents didn't either.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, Actually, my mom walked out of a Black Sabbath
concert Because she hated it somuch.
She had some dude take her on adate and she's like this sucks,
I want to go.
She didn't like it at all.
Like you walked out of a BlackSabbath concert, Are you fucking
?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
mad that dude wasn't getting any snizz that night.
I know right, your poor dad.
It wasn't my dad, no, it was arandom dude.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
She knew a college or something and I'm just like
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,hold the fucking phone.
You went to Black Sabbath, jimHarbaugh.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
It was Jim Harbaugh, no no, that would have been
hilarious dude.
Well, no, no, that would behilarious well, I don't know
they dude.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That'd be fucking hilarious.
Bro, my mom dated jim harbaugh.
He's fucking hilarious.
That would be a stain upon myfamily legacy it would be dude,
you're.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh man, I don't know, I'm actually jim harbaugh's kid
dude, I'll fucking youself-loathing bastard Use
self-loathing.
Son of a bitch Dude, you startfucking you start wearing
fucking Michigan shit, dude,michigan stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I wear like khakis fucking everywhere and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You're like peeking in the window trying to sign
steel in your parents' livingroom.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I wear those fucking Aviator shade kind of glasses
and pull up.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You got binoculars staring in your window.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Halfback pass Rod Gesundheit Gesundheit.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, so just a very somber note.
Too bad, this is gonna be oldnews by the time this comes out
it is which sucks but whateverit is, I'm so glad we get to
play homage to him today rightright, and it wasn't like he
passed away tomorrow and we it'dbe.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It'd be creepy if we feel if we did this beforehand,
before even we even do.
Actually, as far as you know,we taped this before he died and
we were actually like some sortof Nostradamus kind of shit.
Suck it, suck it.
I saw that news.
I'm like he just had hisfarewell concert he did.
(06:39):
There was some conspiracytheorists saying that he killed
himself with assisted suicide.
That's what I I doubt that.
Oh, maybe with the farewellconcert that just happened,
there were some peoplespeculating that he killed
himself with assisted suicide.
I'm not saying he did, I'm justsaying there were some theories
(07:03):
.
You know how the internet works.
There were some theories goingaround.
That's just a little too on thenose.
Coincidences happen all thetime.
He had nothing else to live for, he could have taken his own
life.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
He's just a legacy, was he?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
suffering at all.
Did we know of?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I think he was.
He had issues, right, yeah, hehad a lot of issues.
Marilyn Manson paid tribute tohim, which was really cool.
We were just, I don't know.
Marilyn Manson just met him, Ithink at the Farewell concert.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And dude met him and was pretty much like hey, dude,
my idol, like he just nothingbut respect.
I love Marilyn Manson.
I'm going to say that straightup.
Me too, Him and Jake.
I'm kind of jealous.
Jake got to go see him atincarceration.
I've never seen Manson.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did he go to Inc this year?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, Jake did.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It was rained out.
I saw them having issues withthat big time dude.
Are you glad?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
you didn't go um, I am.
You know why?
Because I fucking nailed thewedding saturday.
Okay, killed it, all right, um,the wedding friday was pretty
fun, I had a blast, um, but thewedding saturday I nailed that
shit.
Dude, there are people dancingin the rain, dude, in their
tuxes and everything.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Dude, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's the vibe I'm looking for, dude you know what
I got on the mic?
I was like you know what?
That's what I'm talking about.
I said you guys dancing in therain, not letting this rain stop
you from having a good timethat's what I'm fucking talking
about.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I didn't say yeah, oh , you should have, that would,
that would be funny.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
No, it was fun, but no joke, everything went well.
Listen to this.
This is how elaborate thiswedding was.
Arlington Acres, which is herein Tiffin.
Beautiful venue, arlingtonAcres they had two bartenders.
One of them was the 419 taptruck, which is amazing, dude,
(09:06):
which is pretty much like itsounds.
It's a fucking truck with tapshanging out the side of it.
Oh yeah, I've seen those.
Okay, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, so 419 tap truck the other one was a
regular bar good idea.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It is, um, then, a regular bar.
Then they had a photo booth.
Okay, they had a slushy machine.
J, jesus Christ man.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I like this wedding.
This wedding sounds awesome,bro.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The food was made by 88 Catering, which was amazing.
Okay, it was pasta withmeatballs and marinara.
And then they had chicken andAlfredo.
I was like meatballs andmarinara, oh, chicken and
Alfredo, I'm going to put thaton top, yeah.
And then they had a salad andlike the softest cut italian
(09:47):
bread I've ever had, it was sosoft like pillow soft, that
sounds so good mash that.
Then at nine o'clock they had alate night snack they had a
late night snack their catererbrought out a fucking rotating
pretzel fucking machine withcheese sauce on the side.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is the best fucking wedding I've ever heard
of in my life, besides my ownthat was so cool dude that is
the best wedding.
I do kudos to these people yesand no.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The thing is they chose all their music.
Um, so I had to play all theirmusic for the reception, which
was all whatever.
Sure they know their people,sometimes that shit works.
So, like some of the songchoices I was doing, I was like
I don't know what this is gonnago, but it fucking rocked.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
We went over.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, oh yeah, they killed it.
Well then, I ran out of alltheir music.
So I was like you know whatthey got, like kind of a, a, um,
like trap kind of music, vibe,like not trap music but like
hood rat, ratchet music.
I was like you know what?
Let's try this Mobombo, let'sput that on.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh, that's a safe one .
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh, dude, as soon as I did it was the loudest it got
I got hoes calling Dude.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They were yelling in dude.
A young something's falling, ayoung nigga falling.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's Ollie with the motherfucking dog, but here I'll
show some videos of it dude sostand up for the Gen Z national
anthem.
Hotel room.
I love that song.
So they're inside here.
They are dancing outside in therain.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Dude, that's dope dude.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You see it raining?
Look at that Dude.
These people were not fuckingaround.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
This is the kind of wedding you dream of as an
entertainer.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And dude, no joke, the bride and groom were super
cool.
Sure, I had a different setup,dude.
I had one speaker next to me,way in the back.
So right here is my one speaker, that's right beside me, and
then if you zoom in, you can seemy other one, clear by the
stairs.
Yeah, it's way over there, holyshit.
Okay, so I bought.
Okay, so for August 1st I'mdoing like a car show in Finley.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
A Corvette car show, they need 1,200 feet of fucking
speaker sound.
Holy shit, that's a lot.
So this is a 250-foot cord.
I wrapped around the wholeplace to get my speaker over
there Best decision I ever madethere.
The sound got everywhere, thefucking everything.
I also bought the stands wheremy lights mount above them.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I like that.
So fucking cool man.
It turned out really good.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh, did you get some buzzing?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
no, I lost, lost my head, can you?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
hear me still.
Yeah, I can hear you myheadphones just went out.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh, the bottom there you go, I got it yeah, just
probably yeah, because yourfucking shit's all twisted I
know I gotta get new set what Ithink you need to do is unhook
it from both ends and thenuntwist it and you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I already did that.
It just curls right back.
Like a pube it does, becausethe soft parts are like coming
apart, so like black littlespecks get into my ears.
Carrie's like what's that inyour ear?
And she started like flickingto my ear.
I'm like stop that, like afucking mosquito.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Mine does too dear Look.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, it's just like that.
Now it's all just foam, yeah,so I need new headphones, but I
love these headphones, theseBehringers.
Yeah, yeah, I need newheadphones, so yeah, goodbye to
bromance.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Goodbye to bromance.
No more touching each other'sbums.
No more touching each other'sbums.
Goodbye to bulgy pants.
Maybe we'll meet.
We'll meet with our friends.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I like it.
Thank you, I made that up onthe spot.
All the fly, everybody.
Yes, all the fly.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So we have another death this week from our
childhood, malcolm JamalWarner's gone.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Leo, what's your call ?
To sleep?
You just can't go out into theocean to swim, and then you'll
get the bubbles in your throat,and then you'll go blop, blop,
blop, and then you'll drown.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yep Died in Costa Rica at age 54.
What was?
He, he drowned right, yeah, hedrowned.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like doing what exactly?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Just swimming, or he catch a riptide or something, I
don't know.
I didn't fucking hear anything.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I didn't really look that close into it so I wasn't
quite sure, but that sucks tooLike why.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It'd be more detrimental if it was Rudy,
Maybe a blaze Like why?
They'd be more detrimental ifit was Rudy or the Babe please.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
What was that Can?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
we look that up, dude .
That's one of my favoriteepisodes.
That is my favorite episodewhen they're coming down the
stairs to Ray Charles.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I think Right, right.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is that really?
Oh, no, no.
Is it the Great Parents song?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
at the anniversary.
I think it is.
Yeah, I think it's this, this,I think it is this marriage.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Perhaps the two of you need and you can hate on
bill cosby all fucking dayinspiration.
But I'm gonna tell you what thecosby show was.
What lit it up?
Yes, this is it there.
(15:41):
He is Probably the most popularshow of the eight, I would say
that Actually, ratings-wise itwas.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It was constantly number one in the time slot.
I always thought like themiddle, not Denise.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Is it Denise?
Who are all the sisters?
There's the oldest one that waswith Alvin Right, Then the one
right below her.
I always thought she was reallyhot.
Who's this one?
I never thought she was thatgood looking.
You're talking about this oneover?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
here.
Yeah, no, the one right overthere.
Oh, this one, yeah.
Yeah, you thought she was hot.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh yeah, you thought she was hot.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh, fuck yeah I did?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
What about Claire Huxton?
Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Fuck.
Yeah, you know, this show wasone of the first to promote a
positive black influence.
He was a fucking doctor, dudehe was a doctor, she was a
lawyer, I believe.
So this was like one of thefirst shows to prominently
feature a black family in an upin like in a.
(17:08):
They were.
They're well off because theylived in, like you know, in a
well-to-do like in new york,yeah, I mean this is, this is a
very well-to-do home in in thebig city yeah, it's not sanford
and son, it's not fucking thejeffersons.
So, instead of like portraying ablack family as, like you know,
poverty stricken.
This was one of the first showsthat really promoted a black
(17:30):
family as as well off or highlyeducated.
Well off, well to do, blah,blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Don't tell me you ain't got fucking equal rights,
you got the Cosby show.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You got the Cosby show.
What more could you possiblywant?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Quit your whining.
Quit your whining.
Darky, just kidding.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That's horrible.
I fed you that factoid hopingyou'd run with it.
Oh, you know damn well I am.
I was like, okay, I'm going tofeed him this because it's true.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You gave me the spirit stick and I took that
shit.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I just watched Bring it On tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I love that Love stick and I took that shit, took
that I just watched.
Bring it on tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I love that.
I love it, man god eliza dushka.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh my god, you know what I don't think that movie's
masturbatory purposes.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Dude elijah could do.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
She's like one of my favorites oh, dude, she's god
that's one of my fucking uh, ifthat's one of my bucket list, if
my wife ever died, things Herinto the new guy when she's
doing the bikini shoot.
Oh my, you know how manyfucking knuckle children I fired
at?
Knuckle children, dude, oh myGod man.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I have problems with that movie though.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I watched it and I'm just like bring it on, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And I'm just like okay, here's the part that
really bugs me.
Again, this is me, and we allknow that I like to fucking
overanalyze movies to the pointwhere, so what's wrong?
So here's the thing.
God damn, so they weren't.
This bugged me, just from acompetitive standpoint.
Okay what's up, so stoppatronizing me, no seriously.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
So I'm not patronizing you, Stop
patronizing me If I waspatronizing, patronizing,
patronizing.
You'd be like, oh, it's okay,john, it's fine it sounds like
that's where you're going with.
No, I'm over here fuckingcriticizing you.
I'm over here like what?
Now?
What?
What are you hating on in thisfucking amazing movie?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
this is just it's a small thing, but it's dunce
titties.
No, and none to do with theacting per se.
It was more of their reactionafter they lost to the clovers.
So they, they worked, you know,they retooled their fucking
routine because they found outthat big red stole their routine
and then they had to do blah,blah, blah.
Okay, not, so let's not go backto the fact that they got an
(19:39):
automatic bid to nationals.
Well, we won't wax intellectualwith that whole loophole and
story hole anyway.
So they find out they gotsecond place or runner up in the
nationals.
And they're you talking about agroup of kids who have been
bred to be champions, who havewon six consecutive national
(19:59):
championships.
Their reaction was all right,second place, yeah, and kirsten
dunst's reaction to that justreally irks me because it's like
, no, that's not the right.
Okay, I could get it right.
Okay, that was you guys thatearned it.
But, like, as someone whoyou're a competitive
(20:21):
cheerleading, I would be fuckingcrestfallen okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So here's here.
I'm gonna put this up there um,can you give me some uh?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
there's no way.
You're jumping up and down,screaming for joy for second.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
that just shows the growth in that cheerleader
because she was bitching thewhole time Talking about how
stealing signs.
It just showed a lot ofmaturity and emotional growth in
that cheerleader.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I don't buy that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's way too happy for second place.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Honestly, kirsten Dunst really Dude.
She wanted to fucking just givehim the trophy pretty much dude
she wanted.
It was a way to make her feelbetter.
She had black guilt dude shehad that her feel better.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
She had black guilt, dude.
She had that white guilt.
She had white guilt and she wasokay with second place as a
captain.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You, that's not good how are you're not gonna beat a
black team there?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
they have an extra tendon she had that white guilt,
though, man, it was prominentand she's like second.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
They said they would come over to my house and cut me
.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
They would cut me, they did threaten them at their
game.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
How hot is that one fucking black cheerleader though
.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You talking about the Mexican kind of one?
Yes, yes, dude, I love her.
Le Fred Le.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Fred Le Fred.
Yes, that chick is fuckingsmoke.
Show gabrielle union's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
okay, she's okay, I never thought she was.
She buried duane wade andthinks just what, the hell from
there.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
But god, anything that touches dead duane wade
goes to hell lebron, lebron,chris bosh, the miami heat.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
He went to the cavaliers for like two seconds
was Shaquille O'Neal.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Shaquille O'Neal.
Was he on there?
Was he on there when they werethere?
Who Shaquille Was Shaq?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Was Wade with Shaq?
Yeah, I believe so.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen Fox.
Yeah, absolutely, he was.
Yeah, yeah, now Shaq just doeslike Grown Ups 3 and shit like
that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Grown-ups.
I like grown-ups too, dude.
I like it almost better thanthe first grown-ups.
To be honest with you, I don'tknow.
The fucking ass in the firstone just beat the beat the
second one all you're talkingabout like plus, they took rob
schneider out.
Man, that's true.
You didn't have the fuckingstill called steve austin's in
the second.
I know.
I love the end where he letshim pretend okay, if you ever
recover.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
How do here you get the extra?
What about?
What about the fuckinginstructor?
She's pretty hot.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I'm having a wonderfultime.
Oh, this shack is like dancingin the background.
Nick schwartzen's fuckinghilarious in the second one, but
yeah, the, the ass in the firstone is is even the.
Yeah, they really ribbed robschneider really good.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I loved it and then like the fucking saskatchewan, I
still use that when I go to thegolf course.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I thought you said you use that in the bedroom.
Oh, dude, I would.
Where's saskatchewan?
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
clutch, they're drinking like water, drinking
chugging water, whatever thenthey go over and fuck with david
spade again.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh you get you, nice, want to go to bed early.
Is he crying?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
pick him up, put him time to go to sleep.
How to go to sleep party?
What is it?
Burn it's a bird, so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, it's so good, but uh, yeah, bring it on good
movie it is.
I've never watched any of thesequels, but I've not seen any
of the sequels so I feel likeI've dodged a bullet there.
So these are spirit figures.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
These are not All right.
Second place Sparky PalastriSparky.
But you know like I canunderstand being happy about
second place when you came fromnothing, because you had to
restart everything to come upwith your second.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Against the best team in the land You're making valid
points, but it still bugs meBecause it's just her reaction
doesn't sit right with me from acompetitive standpoint.
It'd be like if ohio statejumped up and down after losing
to notre dame going all rightsecond place, and they jump up
and down and they hand thetrophy to the fighting irish
(24:36):
that's what we are when we playmichigan.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Unfortunately, that is pretty much white right now.
It is, but fucking sucks, I'mso sick.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Ride day today at big time.
Media day goes we're not thedefending champions, we're not
defending anything.
We earn that trophy and it'sours.
We're the we're gonna be on theattack.
We're we're gonna like whathe's.
How do you worry?
Well then, prove it, dude.
He's like we're the attackingnational champ you need to win
the game we're not because we'renot defending anything.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We want it because you know what hours, you know
what a lot, a lot of.
And I do too, as an ohio statefan, I'm like, oh man, I'm like
it's, it's quite like.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Well, we won the title.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
So we won the title and blah, blah blah.
But the thing is that we didn'twin the big game.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It's quite a, it's quite a juxtaposition where it's
like what would you rather have?
Would you rather win the gameand lose in the national
championship, or win, lose, orthe opposite lose to michigan or
win the national title.
Tough, it's to me conventionalwisdom if you're an ohio state
fan.
Big game, win the big game Iwant the big game.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I don't, I don't give a.
You gotta win the game.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I would like both.
The landscape of collegefootball is changed forever.
Where that doesn't matter.
It doesn't really water downthe game, it absolutely does.
And you can make that argumentBecause now the game has no
bearing on anything anymore.
Zero, no, it don't, becauseOhio State can lose that game,
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still go to the playoffs, stillwin the national championship,
because that's what happenedlast year.
So really the game doesn't meanshit anymore.
It's pride and that's it.
It's basically pride, it'sbragging rights.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It is.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And that's just listen.
It's not the Iron Bull, becausethat's all that's for.
You think Auburn and Alabama?
You think Auburn is in theposition to win the SEC, west or
East or whatever?
Whatever they're in, it gets.
No, they're six and six.
They're a perennial seven andsix team.
And if they beat Bama in theoff chance and so nobody
(26:33):
remembers that shit and and NickSaban brought that up he goes
listen, we lost to Auburn and wewon the national title.
Yeah, but it's Auburn.
Nobody fucking cares.
This is the biggest rivalry insports, not just college
football, it's sports.
So losing to Michigan is a bigfucking deal.
(26:55):
But the changes of collegefootball.
Now, with the 12-team playoff,it doesn't matter, because back
in the day, what were the threegoals for Ohio State football?
Beat Michigan, win the Big Ten,win the national championship
Period.
If you don't do the first thing, you can't do the other two
things.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now, that's a step-by-step process.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It was a grind, a grind, and that's what made
college football so good.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, but see, they changed all that it's all
changed, this shit and and, and.
That's the thing, man.
I don't, I don't like change, Ido not, I don't like when it
comes to this stuff, if you letsomething actually with you on
this man yeah, but I know we'veargued about nil money and shit
like that that's a.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
To me that's that's a little bit separate.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm talking about the structure of the
competitiveness of college onceyou start giving away to stuff,
you start giving away to almosteverything, and that's the
problem.
That's what happens.
That's everything.
It's a money.
You look at everything in life.
Money makes the world round.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
College football, at its core, used to be pure and
now we're talking millions andmillions and millions of dollars
.
Now it's all about how can wecreate more revenue, bigger
ratings.
Let's expand the collegefootball.
It's the politics.
Let's expand the collegefootball playoff, which I don't
hate the idea, but I hate theidea of some of the politics
(28:22):
behind it.
Where this team gets automaticbids, this team gets all no, no,
no, no, no, fuck that shit.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
It's the politics on everything.
It's it's you can.
You can take it from every dayyou are us nation to, to college
football and stuff.
The more it sucks to saybecause I'm all for capitalistic
society.
That's just how it is losing alllike the more bow down catering
(28:49):
to and, like you know, justkind of like, the worse it gets
the where it is, it sucks, it'sthe worst it gets.
Dude, I'm gonna say thisstraight up, man, and this
bothered the.
This bothers the hell out of me.
People know I voted for Trump.
I did Hands down.
I voted for Trump, not the mostpopular vote, but I'm going to
(29:12):
tell you you do you boo-boo.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I don't really give a fuck.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
See, and that's why I love John, john knows John is
on the opposite end.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Absolutely hate your vote, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
It hate your vote.
But, whatever you, it's yourvote.
It's my right, it's your.
It's your right to vote the wayyou want.
It's my right.
But here's my problem, dude,not ever.
99.9 of people aren't like youto where they don't accept.
I've been dude, no joke.
I've told people I voted for,for trump, that's all I've said.
And I've been hit with fascist,transphobe, homophobe, fucking,
um, rapist, nazi.
I've been hit with everygoddamn insult to me and it's
like are you kidding me?
(29:49):
And they're like how could youhave a trans son?
But you voted for the.
It's like okay, listen, I don'tbase my whole value of who I'm
voting for my whole like logicfor voting for somebody on one
thing it would.
I wish there was a candidatethat encompassed everything that
I believed in, because thatwould be amazing.
(30:13):
The problem is, we'd all berunning for president and I even
and I'd win too.
There you go, john.
John John would vote forhimself.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I would vote for myself I wouldn't vote for me.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I don't want to fucking run dude, but you know
like there's going to be thingsthat you're going to and what
you've got to do is side withthe person that you agree with
the most and you're kind of likeI hope that these other things
don't happen.
I hate.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You know the thing about liberals that kind of bug
me is that, instead of waxingintellectuals about why you
don't like Trump, I would givefacts.
Give me facts.
Give me inintelligible fuckingfacts.
The fact of the matter iscalling somebody a fascist
doesn't help.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
One of Sam's kids do that dude.
That's one of the ones that Iwas like, like hey, I'm a
fact-based person.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Man, I'll give you the facts and I'll tell try, I'm
not gonna try to convince youor sway you, I'm just gonna,
like, lay it out and you canmake your own.
You know, assertion to that,it's whatever.
I'm never gonna I've.
I'm just not gonna sit here andgo, well, xyz, xyz, and then
you know, there you go.
If you, if you want tointernalize that and use it to
(31:27):
your benefit, cool.
If you don't and you want tocontinue on the path, you fine.
The what I don't like is is ispeople I don't like.
You know, far right, yeah, Idon't consider you a far right.
You know, racist, fascist,you're a mod, you're what's
called.
I consider you a moderate.
You, you have, you know youhave conservative values, but
(31:49):
you don't necessarily agree.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You know you don't sway all the way to the boat I
wish it was a buffet, because Ilike to pick and choose of what
I, and that's why I was talkingto a guy at work and he because
he's more liberal and I said Iwant to tell you thank you for,
because he's very intelligent.
Dude, him and your brotherwould fucking and you would get
along really well like you guyscould talk about shit for hours,
(32:11):
especially you, him and yourbrother.
But I said thank you for havingan intelligent, intelligent
debate with me and not justbringing insults and slurs at me
and because, dude, it was therefor a while to where I couldn't
even admit that I voted for whoI voted for and it's like and I
get that it's on the other sidetoo I'm not saying that like
(32:34):
fucking, because, dude, trumpsupporters are dicks too, and
they're.
They'll call you snowflakes andthey'll call you all this.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Well, they'll call you a pedophile and they'll call
you.
You know, and they'll call youall this other shit.
They'll call you a pedophileand they'll call you.
If they.
It's just stupid, man Bringfacts and intelligible
conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
We're all human.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
The internet's ruined shit.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
We should be able to fucking talk and discuss things
in a decent manner.
It's not like that anymore.
It's all about the hot takesand the ad hom.
A decent manner?
And it's not like that anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
It's all about the hot takes and the ad hominem
attacks.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
It is.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's, it's.
That's why.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I don't I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, it's it's gotcha moments and it's it's
zingers and it's ad hominems andand it's it's it's bad faith
arguments and I don't.
I don't engage you.
I'll engage it because Iconsider you a I'll get engaged
with you, bro.
You better put a ring on it.
I, I'm a dick.
Yeah, all right.
(33:32):
Uh, ring bear, ring bear yay uh,you, I consider, on equal
standing.
So I I will.
But if I consider you and thismay sound snobby or this may
sound, you know, whatever if Idon't consider you on equal
footing with me, I don't engage,I don't call you names.
(33:53):
I don't like to be, I don't, Idon't punch down.
That's, that's, that's kind ofhow I am.
I will if I feel that, if I'mtalking to you about politics or
religion or anything, and youcome at me with a bunch of
ignorant shit, I'm not, I'm notgoing to sit here and continue
on.
I'm just like I'm done, causeit's not worth my time.
It's just not worth it, and Ilove the fact that you can do
(34:15):
that.
Man, I'm so bad at that.
I used, I used to not be.
I I tell you, if this were 10or 15 years ago, I would be like
oh, I'm, I'm bringing all thefucking smoke now.
It's just like, I just let it.
I'm just so, so, numb to all ofit and it's like and of course
you know if I would have, if Iadmit this so I already mean to
get us on so box, no well, it'sfine it
(34:37):
don't there's.
You know, we're just, we'rehumans and we give our opinions.
We each have different takes onthings and that's just the way
it is, and I'm not going to sithere and go.
Trump supporters are thefucking scourge of the earth.
Yada, yada, yada.
Do I seriously, seriously,seriously disagree?
Yes, will I wax intellectualswith you about why and who and
(35:00):
the what and where?
Absolutely, absolutely.
But at the end of the day,we're still who we are, we're
still friends and we're stillyou know, it's I just now.
If you use that and you usethat to be an asshole, then yeah
, I'm not going to, I'm notgoing to talk to you.
So that's just, and I wish morepeople would have a little bit
(35:21):
more tactfulness about them.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I love my penis to the talking.
Take my breath away.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh, like in Bruno, like in Bruno Bruno.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, but I was thinking of MacGruber, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's time for our exclusive interview with
Harrison Ford.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
But first my dancing mate, bruno Bruno.
So good, dude, but no, I agree,dude.
I think that it's to me.
It reminds me of being an OhioState fan and seeing a Michigan
fan Back in the day.
Like you said, 10, 15, 17 yearsago, I worked for the Ohio
State store and when I'd see aMichigan fan I'd be like you're
(35:59):
a fucking idiot, like, and thatjust shows like immaturity in my
part, you know, because it'slike you like your team.
If Michigan fans didn't liketheir team as much as they do
and we didn't love our team asmuch as we do, we wouldn't have
the rivalry.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I love getting on Michigan fans before they won
their quote-unquote nationaltitle, because they get all
cocky and they would be like, oh, we have the all-time series
lead won their quote unquotenational title.
This is they get all cocky andthey would be like, oh, we have
the all time series lead and Igo yeah, it must be nice to be
winning football games beforethe goddamn invention of the
leather helmet.
You know shit like that.
You know.
It's like like, oh, yeah, oh,you want.
(36:39):
Your last consensus nationaltitle was 1948.
It's like your grandfatherdoesn't even remember that shit
and it's like, yeah, oh, wereyou even born in 97?
Yeah, you weren't even born in97.
So you don't even know anythingabout Michigan.
Like you weren't even born,because there's people you used
to work with they weren't evenborn yet.
It's like do you remember whoCharles Woodson is?
(37:00):
No, because you were two yearsold at the time.
Ah, it's like you, you know.
It's just one of those things.
It's like oh, I remember ohiostate winning the national title
in 2002, in 2014 and now thisyear.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
So it's like ohio states won three in my lifetime
oh man, I was so pissed I didn'tget to go to the fucking
celebration I wanted to go, Ithink we made up for that,
though, yeah we did we made upfor that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Actually, I kind of liked what we did instead, to be
honest with you, because we gotlike did you know?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
a guy from my workplace is actually a
volunteer at the fucking shoeand does the tours.
Oh, no shit, yeah, that's dope,a buddy of mine.
He's like he was talking aboutit today.
I said, dude, I went down therein the winter, dude, when we
had that huge snowstorm.
I was pissing on the side ofthe old, intangible.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, dude that was so funny, was he there that day.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I don't know.
I thought maybe he was going tosay.
He might have been the guy inthe basement or in the locker
room.
It kind of looks like him.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
How fucking nutty is that?
And took pictures in the lockerroom.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I was hoping to see some naked football players, but
we didn't.
I was hoping they'd be hangingdong, hanging sloopies, hanging
sloopies.
That's awesome, that's likesomething you would say that's
great.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Uh, we need to take a break I'm disappointed.
I didn't say that uh, we gotreally carried away with this.
We gotta take a break.
Wow, what time is it where weare?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
36 minutes in holy shit.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, this is gonna be a break, and then we're not
gonna have too much longer whenwe get back.
So we're going to break thingsdown a little bit, though we're
all excitable, we're all excited.
So we're going to let Jasonkind of take over, and he got
the opportunity to recite hisfavorite nursing rhymes to a
classroom of kids.
So we're going to break it downa notch.
So you're going to hear thatand we'll be right back.
(38:43):
Gather round children, be rightback gather around.
Children gather around today.
We have a very special guestwith us today.
That's right.
It's time for mr jason sugar tocome and he's gonna give you
his favorite nursery rhymes.
(39:04):
So please, everyone, gatheraround the magic carpet and sit
Indian style and you will hearthe soothing tales of our
favorite nursery rhymes by one,Mr Jason Scherger.
Kids, now please keep it downand give all the respect to our
special guest today, Mr Scherger.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Hey everybody.
First of all, let's shut thefuck up.
I'd like to be able to tell youmy favorite nursery rhymes
today.
First one we're going to talkabout is one of my all-time
(39:47):
favorites.
It's Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill went up the hillso she could suck his cock.
He pulled out his wing and shesaid Dang, that's hard as a
fucking rock.
(40:07):
When Jill went down, jack blewhis crown.
He cleaned it up with a sock.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
(40:32):
The next one is Little MissMuffet.
Little Miss Muffet tried tostuff it.
She said make it hurt in a way.
Then came Snyder, couldn't getit inside her.
(40:54):
She said motherfucker, you gay,thank you, thank you, thank you
, thank you.
(41:14):
Mary had a little lamb Is mynext one.
Mary had a little lamb.
Fleece was white as snow andeverywhere that Mary went the
(41:36):
lamb was like sup bro, thank yousup bro the lamb's a dude bro.
Little boy blue it's a bro.
Liam's a dude bro.
Little Boy Blue, one of my alltime favorites.
(41:58):
Little Boy Blue, quit watchingporn.
You're jerking off has got thefamily torn.
Where's that little boy whoshould be fast asleep upstairs
(42:26):
making his bed go squeak?
Thank you, thank you.
The woman in the shoe there wasan old woman who lived in a
(42:46):
shoe.
She had ten kids, so she wascovered in Zagu Zagu.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The music.
What was that Rover?
I can't remember that one.
Never mind, we're going toremember that one.
Never mind, we're going to skipthat one.
Now, brats, I don't rememberthat one.
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
(43:40):
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
I see you as I have sex in theback of my car.
I wish I may, I wish I mightNot get this cunt pregnant
(44:02):
tonight.
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Thank you.
Well, we'd like to thank MrJason Sugar for joining us here
today.
Children, Can we give him around of applause?
Everybody, round of applause,yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Very nice.
Nothing, awesome Nothing.
So when do I get my $10?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
A check will be sent in the mail by the school
district.
I was told I get paid today.
So if we, if we will close thebook on today and remember
children To have a pleasantdream and have a good nap, and
we'll see you in a few hours, mrSugar, thank you for your time.
It's been riveting and veryeducational.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yup, whatever your time it's been riveting and very
educational.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yep, whatever yo, what's up.
Welcome back to the bestfreaking podcast it's every day
with john and jay.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Baby listen you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up in a dirtbutton.
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out welcome back.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
We are here and we are clear.
No, we're not.
But yeah, so it's every daywith jada j we are.
You are balls deep into thisepisode because we got a late,
late break on that.
So we hope you enjoy the thesoothing sounds of of an
interpretation of some ofjason's favorite nursery rhymes
yes uh, I went saw supermanagain in theaters because I
(45:46):
loved it so much the first time,which I don't ever do.
I think the last time I didthat was Ghostbusters, so it was
good.
The second time around I saw itand I'm just like God damn, I
like this movie.
I couldn't even tell you why,because it's just so bright and
it's very comic, accurate Watch.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Superman twice Hasn't watched Minecraft.
Once I haven't watchedMinecraft.
Dude, you need to man.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I'm not into Minecraft, I'm into Superman.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
You don't have to be into Minecraft.
I know, but I don't.
It's not Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I know he's cool as fuck.
I just want to see what you say, dude, because his Justin has
it, my brother has it on theserver, so actually I'll make it
a point to watch it thisweekend and then I can discuss
it with you.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's what I liked about us doing movies back in
the day, because you had towatch, I had to.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
It became a chore after a while.
I'm like, oh, I got to watchthis movie Because we were
watching movies that I wasn'treally excited about.
Sometimes it would be moviesyou liked as a kid and we did it
to each other, so it'd be likeyou wanted to watch this movie.
But I'm like, let's watch laststarfighter.
You're like, bro, I don't wantto watch that dude.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
well, this movie is not great.
Well, I've already seen laststarfighter but, like dude the,
what was the one with the kidthe wizard, is that the kid the
wizard, california it was okay.
It wasn't one of my favoritemovies, but it it was okay.
But like you know, that moviesucks Sacrifices nigga.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
The Wizard's a horrible movie.
I just like the cultural impact.
Is that a?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Razor fucking thing.
Is that a Razor fucking mouse?
What this?
Yeah, I don't know.
It came out of this box.
Yeah, it came out of that box.
Yeah, it's Razer dude.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah, I got it at Best Buy.
Oh shit, it's fucking so good.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Dude, I love Razer dude.
Yeah, dude, it's got the bigscroll wheel, which I really
like, and it changes colors andshit, so it's a.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Baskalisk V3X.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Hyper.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Speed.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, it's got all these buttons on it and I don't
use any of them because they'regaming buttons.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Dude okay, so do me a solid, real quick.
Okay, put me on some epicfucking instrumental, epic
instrumental.
Epic instrumental, becausewe're going to talk about John's
mouse right now.
Oh my God, dude.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Okay, let's try this, I guess.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Have you ever used Razor Not shaving your face, but
for your computer?
Razer just came out with abrand new mouse.
There's Razer Sleek design,aerodynamic.
(48:27):
For extra scroll capabilities.
You can go from one side of themousepad to the other in .20
seconds.
Don't forget theinterchangeable lights.
So you can play your games inthe dark to get the ultimate
(48:47):
speed on your Razer.
Basilisk V3X Hyper Speed Mouse.
This isn't just a mouse, it's away of life.
It's life Made with blackplastic dude made with black
(49:19):
plastic dude, that was awesome.
Oh man, dude, I love doing thatshit cause, remember, we did the
Oscar Mayer.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Weiner movie.
We need to do another one ofthose.
We did the stranger one.
No, yeah, cause movie.
We need to do another one ofthose we did the Stranger Things
.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, because it was the Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that was so funny.
Yeah, we need to do another oneof those.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Dude that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Dude, I'm telling you what Like a lot of the stuff we
do comes off the fly, like.
But like a lot of the stuff wedo comes off the fly, like our
skit today.
We did it before we started thepodcast and it was.
I was talking to John yesterdayand I was because I was leaving
town and wanted to see if Johnwanted to roll with me and shit.
And I said, dude, I got a greatidea for tomorrow.
(50:02):
And I came up with that ideaand I was like he said dude,
that's a great fucking idea.
Let's do that.
I'm always trying to think ofsomething different.
Obviously, I don't want ourcomedy and our songs to get
stale, and I think sometimes wedo like 15 songs in a row and
it's like come on, let's dosomething different, so I tried
(50:22):
to throw Skittles in there, tryto throw fucking Tim in there.
We don't want to be monotonous,if you will.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, we try to do monogamous, I don't know which
one because we recorded a littletim skit earlier until the
fucking until the ad popped up.
Because I, because google uhdoesn't allow uh ad killers.
Now because obviously they ownyoutube and they don't like
people using ad killers on theiryoutube shit platform, because
they don't make money.
If you don't fucking see theads, so because you click the
ads and thinking, oh, I want tobuy this never.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
okay one goddamn do people actually see ads on
youtube videos and go you knowwhat I need to buy that based
upon that ad and they click onit and it generates revenue.
I don't know anyone who's everclicked on an ad off youtube.
Have you has anybody out there?
Let me know?
Nope, no, I I'm hell.
(51:13):
I was getting political ads onyoutube videos from during the
election local political ads.
Not only did I have to,governor voidovich governor,
voidovich dude, that was likeright in the 90s, isn't?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
it.
Yeah, dude, that's awesomeelementary school.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
That's awesome, governor voidovich, don't forget
to elect bernie holman he wasour mayor mayor of tiffin, mayor
mccheese, mayor mccheese, uh,taxid ted strickland, that's
another name I remember you knowwe should do is also Mac
Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Man, that's what you said, mayor McCheese, I was
thinking of.
Mac Sabbath Brought me back toOzzy again.
Oh yeah, full circle here, macSabbath.
Oh, by the way, I did get myOakley Doakley albums Oakley
Doakley yeah.
Dude on the mail slip, on thefucking outside of the package
(52:10):
it said from the neds, from theneds yeah, oakley doakley, yeah.
And then also they're numbered.
My albums are numbered, oh so Igot like 160 out of 250 of them
.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Okay, that's cool, and they're uh, so I'm not.
I'm probably sad, that's sad.
They're not around anymore.
That sucks.
I mean you would think thelongevity of a of a niche band
like a Ned Flanders metal band.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
What's your favorite song of theirs, dude?
Speaker 2 (52:30):
It's the White Wine Spritzer song, right?
Isn't that one of their bighits?
Yeah, let's check that out.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah, that's Because I don't have any bands to pull
up today.
So Oakley Doakley it is.
Oakley Doakley is a NedFlanders metal band.
They say they're the world'sonly nettle band.
N is only metal band.
Metal band yes, and I'll talkabout my favorite.
This song's so good and dude.
I love the synthesizer, thesynthesizer, and they had a
(52:57):
different sound.
We really love wine, I think iswhat it says, and I got to see
(53:20):
him live White wine spritzer.
White wine spritzer.
I love the synthesizer.
It's like if Weezer was metalDude.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
That's a really good app comparison.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
You really love wine.
I think that's what they'resaying.
My brother found these guys.
They gave me a couple stickerstoo.
Okay, I'm gonna give those tomy brother because he's a huge
fan I thought about buying them.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Hilarious they took a throwaway joke or throwaway
line from deadnters that made itinto a fucking awesome song.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Dude um Godspeed Little Doodle, that's my
favorite one.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Do you know what the white, white spritzer references
from the Simpsons?
Speaker 1 (54:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
No, it's a throw away joke from like, because that's
what Ned Flaynters likes todrink Right here, I think.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
And for you, ned, I'll have a shirley.
Oh.
A virgin, no.
Make it a children's, no, ohwhite.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
White spritz only live once give me a white wine
spritzer spritzer and this isthe episode where he marries the
las vegas showgirls or whateverit's like, give me a white wine
, whatever.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Give me a wide spritzer.
Godspeed, little Doodle man.
This is my favorite song,godspeed.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Little Doodle.
I love this song.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
We got one more little song.
We call it Godspeed, littleDoodle.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
They're doing this live, okay.
Little song, we call itgodspeed, little doodle.
Well, they're doing this liveokay.
Ever since mod passed, thatjust hasn't been the same.
(55:46):
This is the top comment.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Dude, I love these guys.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I like it when it gets into it though.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Godspeed doodle, Godspeed little doodle.
Speaker 3 (57:14):
I love it when it comes in.
That's so sick as fuck.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
You know what they remind me of a little bit.
Have you ever heard of a bandcalled Horse the Band?
No, they useintendosynthesizers over like, like
crazy metal.
I probably.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
I think you've shown me, I know long fucking time.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, I know for a fact.
I've probably showed it to youbecause they've been around
since like 2003, 2004.
Yeah, because they have a songcalled cutsman, which is about
megaman though the guy the cutshim in the water the bad guys
from megaman 2, I think.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
So it's, it's just like yeah, dude, uh.
So they got a fucking megaman,had some of the best nintendo
music.
Capcom knew what the fuck theyhad doing they had that all
(58:08):
locked down Dude.
Even in there, look at the bestsongs.
One of my other favorites isStreet Fighter.
Street Fighter is some of thebest.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Did Capcom do the DuckTales game?
Yes, was it like the MoonMission, one of the most popular
video game songs of all time?
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I don't know.
Let's check it out.
Ducktales on NES I believe.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, the moon theme from DuckTales.
What is this?
Remastered?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, that's not the original Nintendo one, but it's
not.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
I think this is up here, this is it right here?
So good.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yep, Capcom, yeah Capcom.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, Capcom.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
If it says Capcom, it's probably got a hella killer
soundtrack Yep.
The only other one I like isDouble Dragon 2.
Okay uh, double dragon twosecond the second mission or
second mission.
Yeah, check that one out.
Dude like the main theme orlike the, the overworld or the
(59:36):
no, it's uh, double dragon twoum second mission to like level
two song mission to theme yeah.
This is it.
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Also revenge.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, listen to this bitch Like let's do it, go,
cause he gets into it reallywell, that's pretty fucking good
, I like it.
It's like Michael Jacksonhelped make it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Yeah, yeah I see I hear that.
What are some other?
What are your?
What's some other?
Your favorite video game music?
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Um, so Dr Wily's theme From Mega man 2 Okay, is
another one.
Um.
Tnc Surf Design had greatfucking music.
Oh yeah, yeah is another one.
Tnc Surf Design had greatfucking music.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I always like the kind of snowballed off that the
overworld theme of Skate or Die.
Let's check it out.
Actually, I like the Skate orDie main theme too.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
It's like Tony Hawk, but back on the NES, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Skate or Die theme, that's two.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yep electronic cards.
Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Dude, jesus, dude, look at how old that is.
That's Cowboy 64.
That's not what I want.
I'm looking for Nintendo Matetheme with title screen.
I think this is it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
For some reason, this really hit, resonated with me
Of course, another one that wedon't have to play, though
Legend of Zelda.
That was another good one.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Right Without the classics being mentioned Zelda,
mario, can you?
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
play Dr Wily's fucking theme On Mega man 2.
I know it's good but I can'tremember it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Dr Wily's Castle yeah .
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Now try remember it, dr Wily's Castle, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, Now try Metal man.
I think it might be Metal man.
Try Metal man, Mega man 2.
God, is that not good or whatthat's amazing there.
Try that one.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Metal man Metal.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Man.
Yep, there try that one metalman, metal man, yep god, that's
fucking amazing.
(01:02:23):
Taking a bit sound and makingit that good should be illegal
that's fucking crazy good so, ohso, capcom again, dude, capcom
just kills one of my favoriteand it's the.
Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
It's got to be the commodore 64 version.
It's the theme to commando uhlike the arnold schwarzenegger.
No, not no not the ArnoldSchwarzenegger movie.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Oh, I know what Commando is.
It almost looks like IkariWarriors, kind of looking shit,
right.
Yeah, yep, exactly what Ithought it was.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
That's sweet.
Does the nes sound like thattoo?
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
no, no, this is the cowboys the nes doesn't have the
same fucking theme uh, it may,but it's oh.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
The nes has the theme , but it's not as good as the I.
I like the um uh version, butI'll show you the NES version.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah, let's see the NES.
I want to see what it soundslike.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Kato NES theme.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yeah, we'll just, it's the beat.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
No, yeah, the Commodore 64 blows that away.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
First you notice.
Look at the bottom here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
All right, tnc Surf Design Level Theme out of here,
of course.
All right, tnc surf designlevel thing.
Stop.
Okay, tnc level theme.
Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Let's see what that tnc surf design tnc I think it's
t ampersand, yeah, ampersand,tnc surf design.
What level was it?
Just level music.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Like Ampersand.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Yeah, ampersand TNC Surf Design.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
What level was it?
Just level music, level music.
There we go.
Ljn usually fucking sucked.
This game's so hard.
The surfing sucked that.
Skateboarding was easy.
You couldn't do surfing, butthe music was decent because if
(01:04:48):
you listen to it, go in.
It gets more high-pitched shitadded in.
Dude, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Yeah, this is hype for the tepper.
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Does like guitar solos.
Listen, it's like guitar soloshit right here.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Dude, this is dope.
I forgot how good this was.
This game had no right to havethis kind of good music to it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Town and Country is what that stood for.
So Town and Country.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Yes, I didn't know that.
Yeah, if you look at the label,it's Town and Country.
That's what TNC stands for.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
This game was absolutely carried by this one
song as one of the top comments.
It's true, dude, I forgot howdope that was, dude.
Somebody did a cover of this.
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Shut up and we're going to play the one and only
song in the entire game.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Right now, this is going to feature Mike Villalobos
on electric guitar.
That's John Pike, our drummer,by the way.
All right Impressed me.
Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
This is his second show with us.
It's just, like you know, crazy.
This is insanity.
Let's play this song.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
One, two, three.
That is really hard to do.
On that, on those high-hats,he's playing that in time too.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
That was actually pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
That was not bad, not bad at all, I have to say.
But with that said, we are outof time because no more time for
you.
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
No more time.
You get nothing, you lose.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
You know we are out of time, because no more time
for you, no more time.
You get nothing, you lose.
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
You know we were talking about Bruno, and the
company that I work for is fromAustria, so I never even thought
.
Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
I should do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Bruno, tomorrow when.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
I go to work.
I'm with Bruno.
Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Number one Austrian fashion show Funky Tights.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Idiot to party words before we leave the scene.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
No, I just want to say thank you to everybody for
listening.
Thank you, tony Buccione, forlistening.
I appreciate it.
Cadence and Christina, Iappreciate you guys listening
too.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
All of our fans who have been with us since day one.
We seriously appreciate you andif you're joining us for the
first time, hopefully you'resticking around.
But if that politicaldiscussion kind of derailed you,
well, tough shit.
It's our show.
We'll say what we want to say.
But anyway, we love you it's aneveryday life.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
It's, it's, it's life .
Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
This is what we talk about on every day, that's why,
it's called.
It's every day with johnny yay,because this is the shit we
actually talk about from day today.
Because this is what we do.
We will be doing this on ourspare time, talking about TNC,
surf, design, level music,because that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
RIP to the legendary fucking.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
RIP to you, sir.
No more tears.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Thank you for pioneering the way for everybody
else to be able to join metalright.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Thank you so much so, with that said, we'll see you
guys next week.
I'm john brickner and I'm jasonscherger.
Peace out later, guys.
It's every day with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:02):
, it's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
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You like racy shit.
You like problems going on.
You like sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.
Let's rock snickerdoodles.
What's up up everybody?
Hey, howdy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh my goodness, a lot to talk about today.
Yep, because, as of thisrecording, on Tuesday 7-22-2025,
we lost one of the best heavymetal performers of all time, of
the one and only.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I wonder if they have like a sad Ozzy Osbourne.
I wonder if they have a sadlike you know what, like you
know a good song to play forthat goodbye to romance yeah I
think that's a very good ozzysong to play for this, because
it's so fucking.
Yes, let's jam some goodbye toromance, but for ozzy, this one
(02:24):
goes out to the Prince of.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Darkness.
Rip to the legend, which isjust fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
He just had his concert.
He just had his farewellconcert.
Yeah, let this jam out, dude.
How long is it?
Five and a half minutes.
It's worth it, dude.
I love this song and if you'venever heard this song, it's
amazing.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It's smooth and just flows.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Then this is a somber song.
This is a somber.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The top comment is this song hits way different now
.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh, is that just posted Five hours ago?
No joke.
Here's one thing, dude what Iloved about Ozzy is that you
could tell his voice, no matterwhat he did.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, His singing voice was so distinct.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I love like I don't know man, what is it?
The Ozman Cometh?
It ain't the Ozman Cometh, butwhat did I?
Oh, was it the Ozman Cometh?
I don't think it was that.
The Blizzard of Oz.
Blizzard of Oz, I remember thatMaybe it was the Ozman Cometh.
Had my favorite song of Ozzy'sis I Just Want you, and no joke,
(04:15):
it got me through my McDonald'syears.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The end of my McDonald's years was listening
to the Ozman Cometh, because mymom and dad didn't listen to
Ozzy at all, and I'm pretty sureyour parents didn't either.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, Actually, my mom walked out of a Black Sabbath
concert Because she hated it somuch.
She had some dude take her on adate and she's like this sucks,
I want to go.
She didn't like it at all.
Like you walked out of a BlackSabbath concert, Are you fucking
?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
mad that dude wasn't getting any snizz that night.
I know right, your poor dad.
It wasn't my dad, no, it was arandom dude.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
She knew a college or something and I'm just like
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,hold the fucking phone.
You went to Black Sabbath, jimHarbaugh.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
It was Jim Harbaugh, no no, that would have been
hilarious dude.
Well, no, no, that would behilarious well, I don't know
they dude.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That'd be fucking hilarious.
Bro, my mom dated jim harbaugh.
He's fucking hilarious.
That would be a stain upon myfamily legacy it would be dude,
you're.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh man, I don't know, I'm actually jim harbaugh's kid
dude, I'll fucking youself-loathing bastard Use
self-loathing.
Son of a bitch Dude, you startfucking you start wearing
fucking Michigan shit, dude,michigan stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I wear like khakis fucking everywhere and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You're like peeking in the window trying to sign
steel in your parents' livingroom.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I wear those fucking Aviator shade kind of glasses
and pull up.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You got binoculars staring in your window.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Halfback pass Rod Gesundheit Gesundheit.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, so just a very somber note.
Too bad, this is gonna be oldnews by the time this comes out
it is which sucks but whateverit is, I'm so glad we get to
play homage to him today rightright, and it wasn't like he
passed away tomorrow and we it'dbe.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It'd be creepy if we feel if we did this beforehand,
before even we even do.
Actually, as far as you know,we taped this before he died and
we were actually like some sortof Nostradamus kind of shit.
Suck it, suck it.
I saw that news.
I'm like he just had hisfarewell concert he did.
(06:39):
There was some conspiracytheorists saying that he killed
himself with assisted suicide.
That's what I I doubt that.
Oh, maybe with the farewellconcert that just happened,
there were some peoplespeculating that he killed
himself with assisted suicide.
I'm not saying he did, I'm justsaying there were some theories
(07:03):
.
You know how the internet works.
There were some theories goingaround.
That's just a little too on thenose.
Coincidences happen all thetime.
He had nothing else to live for, he could have taken his own
life.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
He's just a legacy, was he?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
suffering at all.
Did we know of?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I think he was.
He had issues, right, yeah, hehad a lot of issues.
Marilyn Manson paid tribute tohim, which was really cool.
We were just, I don't know.
Marilyn Manson just met him, Ithink at the Farewell concert.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And dude met him and was pretty much like hey, dude,
my idol, like he just nothingbut respect.
I love Marilyn Manson.
I'm going to say that straightup.
Me too, Him and Jake.
I'm kind of jealous.
Jake got to go see him atincarceration.
I've never seen Manson.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did he go to Inc this year?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, Jake did.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It was rained out.
I saw them having issues withthat big time dude.
Are you glad?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
you didn't go um, I am.
You know why?
Because I fucking nailed thewedding saturday.
Okay, killed it, all right, um,the wedding friday was pretty
fun, I had a blast, um, but thewedding saturday I nailed that
shit.
Dude, there are people dancingin the rain, dude, in their
tuxes and everything.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Dude, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's the vibe I'm looking for, dude you know what
I got on the mic?
I was like you know what?
That's what I'm talking about.
I said you guys dancing in therain, not letting this rain stop
you from having a good timethat's what I'm fucking talking
about.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I didn't say yeah, oh , you should have, that would,
that would be funny.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
No, it was fun, but no joke, everything went well.
Listen to this.
This is how elaborate thiswedding was.
Arlington Acres, which is herein Tiffin.
Beautiful venue, arlingtonAcres they had two bartenders.
One of them was the 419 taptruck, which is amazing, dude,
(09:06):
which is pretty much like itsounds.
It's a fucking truck with tapshanging out the side of it.
Oh yeah, I've seen those.
Okay, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, so 419 tap truck the other one was a
regular bar good idea.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It is, um, then, a regular bar.
Then they had a photo booth.
Okay, they had a slushy machine.
J, jesus Christ man.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I like this wedding.
This wedding sounds awesome,bro.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The food was made by 88 Catering, which was amazing.
Okay, it was pasta withmeatballs and marinara.
And then they had chicken andAlfredo.
I was like meatballs andmarinara, oh, chicken and
Alfredo, I'm going to put thaton top, yeah.
And then they had a salad andlike the softest cut italian
(09:47):
bread I've ever had, it was sosoft like pillow soft, that
sounds so good mash that.
Then at nine o'clock they had alate night snack they had a
late night snack their catererbrought out a fucking rotating
pretzel fucking machine withcheese sauce on the side.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is the best fucking wedding I've ever heard
of in my life, besides my ownthat was so cool dude that is
the best wedding.
I do kudos to these people yesand no.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The thing is they chose all their music.
Um, so I had to play all theirmusic for the reception, which
was all whatever.
Sure they know their people,sometimes that shit works.
So, like some of the songchoices I was doing, I was like
I don't know what this is gonnago, but it fucking rocked.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
We went over.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, oh yeah, they killed it.
Well then, I ran out of alltheir music.
So I was like you know whatthey got, like kind of a, a, um,
like trap kind of music, vibe,like not trap music but like
hood rat, ratchet music.
I was like you know what?
Let's try this Mobombo, let'sput that on.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh, that's a safe one .
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh, dude, as soon as I did it was the loudest it got
I got hoes calling Dude.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They were yelling in dude.
A young something's falling, ayoung nigga falling.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's Ollie with the motherfucking dog, but here I'll
show some videos of it dude sostand up for the Gen Z national
anthem.
Hotel room.
I love that song.
So they're inside here.
They are dancing outside in therain.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Dude, that's dope dude.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You see it raining?
Look at that Dude.
These people were not fuckingaround.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
This is the kind of wedding you dream of as an
entertainer.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And dude, no joke, the bride and groom were super
cool.
Sure, I had a different setup,dude.
I had one speaker next to me,way in the back.
So right here is my one speaker, that's right beside me, and
then if you zoom in, you can seemy other one, clear by the
stairs.
Yeah, it's way over there, holyshit.
Okay, so I bought.
Okay, so for August 1st I'mdoing like a car show in Finley.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
A Corvette car show, they need 1,200 feet of fucking
speaker sound.
Holy shit, that's a lot.
So this is a 250-foot cord.
I wrapped around the wholeplace to get my speaker over
there Best decision I ever madethere.
The sound got everywhere, thefucking everything.
I also bought the stands wheremy lights mount above them.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I like that.
So fucking cool man.
It turned out really good.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh, did you get some buzzing?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
no, I lost, lost my head, can you?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
hear me still.
Yeah, I can hear you myheadphones just went out.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh, the bottom there you go, I got it yeah, just
probably yeah, because yourfucking shit's all twisted I
know I gotta get new set what Ithink you need to do is unhook
it from both ends and thenuntwist it and you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I already did that.
It just curls right back.
Like a pube it does, becausethe soft parts are like coming
apart, so like black littlespecks get into my ears.
Carrie's like what's that inyour ear?
And she started like flickingto my ear.
I'm like stop that, like afucking mosquito.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Mine does too dear Look.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, it's just like that.
Now it's all just foam, yeah,so I need new headphones, but I
love these headphones, theseBehringers.
Yeah, yeah, I need newheadphones, so yeah, goodbye to
bromance.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Goodbye to bromance.
No more touching each other'sbums.
No more touching each other'sbums.
Goodbye to bulgy pants.
Maybe we'll meet.
We'll meet with our friends.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I like it.
Thank you, I made that up onthe spot.
All the fly, everybody.
Yes, all the fly.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So we have another death this week from our
childhood, malcolm JamalWarner's gone.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Leo, what's your call ?
To sleep?
You just can't go out into theocean to swim, and then you'll
get the bubbles in your throat,and then you'll go blop, blop,
blop, and then you'll drown.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yep Died in Costa Rica at age 54.
What was?
He, he drowned right, yeah, hedrowned.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like doing what exactly?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Just swimming, or he catch a riptide or something, I
don't know.
I didn't fucking hear anything.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I didn't really look that close into it so I wasn't
quite sure, but that sucks tooLike why.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It'd be more detrimental if it was Rudy,
Maybe a blaze Like why?
They'd be more detrimental ifit was Rudy or the Babe please.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
What was that Can?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
we look that up, dude .
That's one of my favoriteepisodes.
That is my favorite episodewhen they're coming down the
stairs to Ray Charles.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I think Right, right.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is that really?
Oh, no, no.
Is it the Great Parents song?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
at the anniversary.
I think it is.
Yeah, I think it's this, this,I think it is this marriage.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Perhaps the two of you need and you can hate on
bill cosby all fucking dayinspiration.
But I'm gonna tell you what thecosby show was.
What lit it up?
Yes, this is it there.
(15:41):
He is Probably the most popularshow of the eight, I would say
that Actually, ratings-wise itwas.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It was constantly number one in the time slot.
I always thought like themiddle, not Denise.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Is it Denise?
Who are all the sisters?
There's the oldest one that waswith Alvin Right, Then the one
right below her.
I always thought she was reallyhot.
Who's this one?
I never thought she was thatgood looking.
You're talking about this oneover?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
here.
Yeah, no, the one right overthere.
Oh, this one, yeah.
Yeah, you thought she was hot.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh yeah, you thought she was hot.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh, fuck yeah I did?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
What about Claire Huxton?
Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Fuck.
Yeah, you know, this show wasone of the first to promote a
positive black influence.
He was a fucking doctor, dudehe was a doctor, she was a
lawyer, I believe.
So this was like one of thefirst shows to prominently
feature a black family in an upin like in a.
(17:08):
They were.
They're well off because theylived in, like you know, in a
well-to-do like in new york,yeah, I mean this is, this is a
very well-to-do home in in thebig city yeah, it's not sanford
and son, it's not fucking thejeffersons.
So, instead of like portraying ablack family as, like you know,
poverty stricken.
This was one of the first showsthat really promoted a black
(17:30):
family as as well off or highlyeducated.
Well off, well to do, blah,blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Don't tell me you ain't got fucking equal rights,
you got the Cosby show.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You got the Cosby show.
What more could you possiblywant?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Quit your whining.
Quit your whining.
Darky, just kidding.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That's horrible.
I fed you that factoid hopingyou'd run with it.
Oh, you know damn well I am.
I was like, okay, I'm going tofeed him this because it's true.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You gave me the spirit stick and I took that
shit.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I just watched Bring it On tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I love that Love stick and I took that shit, took
that I just watched.
Bring it on tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I love that.
I love it, man god eliza dushka.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh my god, you know what I don't think that movie's
masturbatory purposes.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Dude elijah could do.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
She's like one of my favorites oh, dude, she's god
that's one of my fucking uh, ifthat's one of my bucket list, if
my wife ever died, things Herinto the new guy when she's
doing the bikini shoot.
Oh my, you know how manyfucking knuckle children I fired
at?
Knuckle children, dude, oh myGod man.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I have problems with that movie though.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I watched it and I'm just like bring it on, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And I'm just like okay, here's the part that
really bugs me.
Again, this is me, and we allknow that I like to fucking
overanalyze movies to the pointwhere, so what's wrong?
So here's the thing.
God damn, so they weren't.
This bugged me, just from acompetitive standpoint.
Okay what's up, so stoppatronizing me, no seriously.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
So I'm not patronizing you, Stop
patronizing me If I waspatronizing, patronizing,
patronizing.
You'd be like, oh, it's okay,john, it's fine it sounds like
that's where you're going with.
No, I'm over here fuckingcriticizing you.
I'm over here like what?
Now?
What?
What are you hating on in thisfucking amazing movie?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
this is just it's a small thing, but it's dunce
titties.
No, and none to do with theacting per se.
It was more of their reactionafter they lost to the clovers.
So they, they worked, you know,they retooled their fucking
routine because they found outthat big red stole their routine
and then they had to do blah,blah, blah.
Okay, not, so let's not go backto the fact that they got an
(19:39):
automatic bid to nationals.
Well, we won't wax intellectualwith that whole loophole and
story hole anyway.
So they find out they gotsecond place or runner up in the
nationals.
And they're you talking about agroup of kids who have been
bred to be champions, who havewon six consecutive national
(19:59):
championships.
Their reaction was all right,second place, yeah, and kirsten
dunst's reaction to that justreally irks me because it's like
, no, that's not the right.
Okay, I could get it right.
Okay, that was you guys thatearned it.
But, like, as someone whoyou're a competitive
(20:21):
cheerleading, I would be fuckingcrestfallen okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So here's here.
I'm gonna put this up there um,can you give me some uh?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
there's no way.
You're jumping up and down,screaming for joy for second.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
that just shows the growth in that cheerleader
because she was bitching thewhole time Talking about how
stealing signs.
It just showed a lot ofmaturity and emotional growth in
that cheerleader.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I don't buy that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's way too happy for second place.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Honestly, kirsten Dunst really Dude.
She wanted to fucking just givehim the trophy pretty much dude
she wanted.
It was a way to make her feelbetter.
She had black guilt dude shehad that her feel better.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
She had black guilt, dude.
She had that white guilt.
She had white guilt and she wasokay with second place as a
captain.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You, that's not good how are you're not gonna beat a
black team there?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
they have an extra tendon she had that white guilt,
though, man, it was prominentand she's like second.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
They said they would come over to my house and cut me
.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
They would cut me, they did threaten them at their
game.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
How hot is that one fucking black cheerleader though
.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You talking about the Mexican kind of one?
Yes, yes, dude, I love her.
Le Fred Le.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Fred Le Fred.
Yes, that chick is fuckingsmoke.
Show gabrielle union's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
okay, she's okay, I never thought she was.
She buried duane wade andthinks just what, the hell from
there.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
But god, anything that touches dead duane wade
goes to hell lebron, lebron,chris bosh, the miami heat.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
He went to the cavaliers for like two seconds
was Shaquille O'Neal.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Shaquille O'Neal.
Was he on there?
Was he on there when they werethere?
Who Shaquille Was Shaq?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Was Wade with Shaq?
Yeah, I believe so.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen Fox.
Yeah, absolutely, he was.
Yeah, yeah, now Shaq just doeslike Grown Ups 3 and shit like
that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Grown-ups.
I like grown-ups too, dude.
I like it almost better thanthe first grown-ups.
To be honest with you, I don'tknow.
The fucking ass in the firstone just beat the beat the
second one all you're talkingabout like plus, they took rob
schneider out.
Man, that's true.
You didn't have the fuckingstill called steve austin's in
the second.
I know.
I love the end where he letshim pretend okay, if you ever
recover.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
How do here you get the extra?
What about?
What about the fuckinginstructor?
She's pretty hot.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I'm having a wonderfultime.
Oh, this shack is like dancingin the background.
Nick schwartzen's fuckinghilarious in the second one, but
yeah, the, the ass in the firstone is is even the.
Yeah, they really ribbed robschneider really good.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I loved it and then like the fucking saskatchewan, I
still use that when I go to thegolf course.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I thought you said you use that in the bedroom.
Oh, dude, I would.
Where's saskatchewan?
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
clutch, they're drinking like water, drinking
chugging water, whatever thenthey go over and fuck with david
spade again.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh you get you, nice, want to go to bed early.
Is he crying?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
pick him up, put him time to go to sleep.
How to go to sleep party?
What is it?
Burn it's a bird, so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, it's so good, but uh, yeah, bring it on good
movie it is.
I've never watched any of thesequels, but I've not seen any
of the sequels so I feel likeI've dodged a bullet there.
So these are spirit figures.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
These are not All right.
Second place Sparky PalastriSparky.
But you know like I canunderstand being happy about
second place when you came fromnothing, because you had to
restart everything to come upwith your second.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Against the best team in the land You're making valid
points, but it still bugs meBecause it's just her reaction
doesn't sit right with me from acompetitive standpoint.
It'd be like if ohio statejumped up and down after losing
to notre dame going all rightsecond place, and they jump up
and down and they hand thetrophy to the fighting irish
(24:36):
that's what we are when we playmichigan.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Unfortunately, that is pretty much white right now.
It is, but fucking sucks, I'mso sick.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Ride day today at big time.
Media day goes we're not thedefending champions, we're not
defending anything.
We earn that trophy and it'sours.
We're the we're gonna be on theattack.
We're we're gonna like whathe's.
How do you worry?
Well then, prove it, dude.
He's like we're the attackingnational champ you need to win
the game we're not because we'renot defending anything.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We want it because you know what hours, you know
what a lot, a lot of.
And I do too, as an ohio statefan, I'm like, oh man, I'm like
it's, it's quite like.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Well, we won the title.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
So we won the title and blah, blah blah.
But the thing is that we didn'twin the big game.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It's quite a, it's quite a juxtaposition where it's
like what would you rather have?
Would you rather win the gameand lose in the national
championship, or win, lose, orthe opposite lose to michigan or
win the national title.
Tough, it's to me conventionalwisdom if you're an ohio state
fan.
Big game, win the big game Iwant the big game.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I don't, I don't give a.
You gotta win the game.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I would like both.
The landscape of collegefootball is changed forever.
Where that doesn't matter.
It doesn't really water downthe game, it absolutely does.
And you can make that argumentBecause now the game has no
bearing on anything anymore.
Zero, no, it don't, becauseOhio State can lose that game,
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still go to the playoffs, stillwin the national championship,
because that's what happenedlast year.
So really the game doesn't meanshit anymore.
It's pride and that's it.
It's basically pride, it'sbragging rights.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It is.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And that's just listen.
It's not the Iron Bull, becausethat's all that's for.
You think Auburn and Alabama?
You think Auburn is in theposition to win the SEC, west or
East or whatever?
Whatever they're in, it gets.
No, they're six and six.
They're a perennial seven andsix team.
And if they beat Bama in theoff chance and so nobody
(26:33):
remembers that shit and and NickSaban brought that up he goes
listen, we lost to Auburn and wewon the national title.
Yeah, but it's Auburn.
Nobody fucking cares.
This is the biggest rivalry insports, not just college
football, it's sports.
So losing to Michigan is a bigfucking deal.
(26:55):
But the changes of collegefootball.
Now, with the 12-team playoff,it doesn't matter, because back
in the day, what were the threegoals for Ohio State football?
Beat Michigan, win the Big Ten,win the national championship
Period.
If you don't do the first thing, you can't do the other two
things.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now, that's a step-by-step process.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It was a grind, a grind, and that's what made
college football so good.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, but see, they changed all that it's all
changed, this shit and and, and.
That's the thing, man.
I don't, I don't like change, Ido not, I don't like when it
comes to this stuff, if you letsomething actually with you on
this man yeah, but I know we'veargued about nil money and shit
like that that's a.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
To me that's that's a little bit separate.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm talking about the structure of the
competitiveness of college onceyou start giving away to stuff,
you start giving away to almosteverything, and that's the
problem.
That's what happens.
That's everything.
It's a money.
You look at everything in life.
Money makes the world round.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
College football, at its core, used to be pure and
now we're talking millions andmillions and millions of dollars
.
Now it's all about how can wecreate more revenue, bigger
ratings.
Let's expand the collegefootball.
It's the politics.
Let's expand the collegefootball playoff, which I don't
hate the idea, but I hate theidea of some of the politics
(28:22):
behind it.
Where this team gets automaticbids, this team gets all no, no,
no, no, no, fuck that shit.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
It's the politics on everything.
It's it's you can.
You can take it from every dayyou are us nation to, to college
football and stuff.
The more it sucks to saybecause I'm all for capitalistic
society.
That's just how it is losing alllike the more bow down catering
(28:49):
to and, like you know, justkind of like, the worse it gets
the where it is, it sucks, it'sthe worst it gets.
Dude, I'm gonna say thisstraight up, man, and this
bothered the.
This bothers the hell out of me.
People know I voted for Trump.
I did Hands down.
I voted for Trump, not the mostpopular vote, but I'm going to
(29:12):
tell you you do you boo-boo.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I don't really give a fuck.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
See, and that's why I love John, john knows John is
on the opposite end.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Absolutely hate your vote, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
It hate your vote.
But, whatever you, it's yourvote.
It's my right, it's your.
It's your right to vote the wayyou want.
It's my right.
But here's my problem, dude,not ever.
99.9 of people aren't like youto where they don't accept.
I've been dude, no joke.
I've told people I voted for,for trump, that's all I've said.
And I've been hit with fascist,transphobe, homophobe, fucking,
um, rapist, nazi.
I've been hit with everygoddamn insult to me and it's
like are you kidding me?
(29:49):
And they're like how could youhave a trans son?
But you voted for the.
It's like okay, listen, I don'tbase my whole value of who I'm
voting for my whole like logicfor voting for somebody on one
thing it would.
I wish there was a candidatethat encompassed everything that
I believed in, because thatwould be amazing.
(30:13):
The problem is, we'd all berunning for president and I even
and I'd win too.
There you go, john.
John John would vote forhimself.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I would vote for myself I wouldn't vote for me.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I don't want to fucking run dude, but you know
like there's going to be thingsthat you're going to and what
you've got to do is side withthe person that you agree with
the most and you're kind of likeI hope that these other things
don't happen.
I hate.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You know the thing about liberals that kind of bug
me is that, instead of waxingintellectuals about why you
don't like Trump, I would givefacts.
Give me facts.
Give me inintelligible fuckingfacts.
The fact of the matter iscalling somebody a fascist
doesn't help.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
One of Sam's kids do that dude.
That's one of the ones that Iwas like, like hey, I'm a
fact-based person.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Man, I'll give you the facts and I'll tell try, I'm
not gonna try to convince youor sway you, I'm just gonna,
like, lay it out and you canmake your own.
You know, assertion to that,it's whatever.
I'm never gonna I've.
I'm just not gonna sit here andgo, well, xyz, xyz, and then
you know, there you go.
If you, if you want tointernalize that and use it to
(31:27):
your benefit, cool.
If you don't and you want tocontinue on the path, you fine.
The what I don't like is is ispeople I don't like.
You know, far right, yeah, Idon't consider you a far right.
You know, racist, fascist,you're a mod, you're what's
called.
I consider you a moderate.
You, you have, you know youhave conservative values, but
(31:49):
you don't necessarily agree.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You know you don't sway all the way to the boat I
wish it was a buffet, because Ilike to pick and choose of what
I, and that's why I was talkingto a guy at work and he because
he's more liberal and I said Iwant to tell you thank you for,
because he's very intelligent.
Dude, him and your brotherwould fucking and you would get
along really well like you guyscould talk about shit for hours,
(32:11):
especially you, him and yourbrother.
But I said thank you for havingan intelligent, intelligent
debate with me and not justbringing insults and slurs at me
and because, dude, it was therefor a while to where I couldn't
even admit that I voted for whoI voted for and it's like and I
get that it's on the other sidetoo I'm not saying that like
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fucking, because, dude, trumpsupporters are dicks too, and
they're.
They'll call you snowflakes andthey'll call you all this.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Well, they'll call you a pedophile and they'll call
you.
You know, and they'll call youall this other shit.
They'll call you a pedophileand they'll call you.
If they.
It's just stupid, man Bringfacts and intelligible
conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
We're all human.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
The internet's ruined shit.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
We should be able to fucking talk and discuss things
in a decent manner.
It's not like that anymore.
It's all about the hot takesand the ad hom.
A decent manner?
And it's not like that anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
It's all about the hot takes and the ad hominem
attacks.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
It is.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's, it's.
That's why.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I don't I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, it's it's gotcha moments and it's it's
zingers and it's ad hominems andand it's it's it's bad faith
arguments and I don't.
I don't engage you.
I'll engage it because Iconsider you a I'll get engaged
with you, bro.
You better put a ring on it.
I, I'm a dick.
Yeah, all right.
(33:32):
Uh, ring bear, ring bear yay uh,you, I consider, on equal
standing.
So I I will.
But if I consider you and thismay sound snobby or this may
sound, you know, whatever if Idon't consider you on equal
footing with me, I don't engage,I don't call you names.
(33:53):
I don't like to be, I don't, Idon't punch down.
That's, that's, that's kind ofhow I am.
I will if I feel that, if I'mtalking to you about politics or
religion or anything, and youcome at me with a bunch of
ignorant shit, I'm not, I'm notgoing to sit here and continue
on.
I'm just like I'm done, causeit's not worth my time.
It's just not worth it, and Ilove the fact that you can do
(34:15):
that.
Man, I'm so bad at that.
I used, I used to not be.
I I tell you, if this were 10or 15 years ago, I would be like
oh, I'm, I'm bringing all thefucking smoke now.
It's just like, I just let it.
I'm just so, so, numb to all ofit and it's like and of course
you know if I would have, if Iadmit this so I already mean to
get us on so box, no well, it'sfine it
(34:37):
don't there's.
You know, we're just, we'rehumans and we give our opinions.
We each have different takes onthings and that's just the way
it is, and I'm not going to sithere and go.
Trump supporters are thefucking scourge of the earth.
Yada, yada, yada.
Do I seriously, seriously,seriously disagree?
Yes, will I wax intellectualswith you about why and who and
(35:00):
the what and where?
Absolutely, absolutely.
But at the end of the day,we're still who we are, we're
still friends and we're stillyou know, it's I just now.
If you use that and you usethat to be an asshole, then yeah
, I'm not going to, I'm notgoing to talk to you.
So that's just, and I wish morepeople would have a little bit
(35:21):
more tactfulness about them.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I love my penis to the talking.
Take my breath away.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh, like in Bruno, like in Bruno Bruno.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, but I was thinking of MacGruber, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's time for our exclusive interview with
Harrison Ford.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
But first my dancing mate, bruno Bruno.
So good, dude, but no, I agree,dude.
I think that it's to me.
It reminds me of being an OhioState fan and seeing a Michigan
fan Back in the day.
Like you said, 10, 15, 17 yearsago, I worked for the Ohio
State store and when I'd see aMichigan fan I'd be like you're
(35:59):
a fucking idiot, like, and thatjust shows like immaturity in my
part, you know, because it'slike you like your team.
If Michigan fans didn't liketheir team as much as they do
and we didn't love our team asmuch as we do, we wouldn't have
the rivalry.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I love getting on Michigan fans before they won
their quote-unquote nationaltitle, because they get all
cocky and they would be like, oh, we have the all-time series
lead won their quote unquotenational title.
This is they get all cocky andthey would be like, oh, we have
the all time series lead and Igo yeah, it must be nice to be
winning football games beforethe goddamn invention of the
leather helmet.
You know shit like that.
You know.
It's like like, oh, yeah, oh,you want.
(36:39):
Your last consensus nationaltitle was 1948.
It's like your grandfatherdoesn't even remember that shit
and it's like, yeah, oh, wereyou even born in 97?
Yeah, you weren't even born in97.
So you don't even know anythingabout Michigan.
Like you weren't even born,because there's people you used
to work with they weren't evenborn yet.
It's like do you remember whoCharles Woodson is?
(37:00):
No, because you were two yearsold at the time.
Ah, it's like you, you know.
It's just one of those things.
It's like oh, I remember ohiostate winning the national title
in 2002, in 2014 and now thisyear.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
So it's like ohio states won three in my lifetime
oh man, I was so pissed I didn'tget to go to the fucking
celebration I wanted to go, Ithink we made up for that,
though, yeah we did we made upfor that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Actually, I kind of liked what we did instead, to be
honest with you, because we gotlike did you know?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
a guy from my workplace is actually a
volunteer at the fucking shoeand does the tours.
Oh, no shit, yeah, that's dope,a buddy of mine.
He's like he was talking aboutit today.
I said, dude, I went down therein the winter, dude, when we
had that huge snowstorm.
I was pissing on the side ofthe old, intangible.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, dude that was so funny, was he there that day.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I don't know.
I thought maybe he was going tosay.
He might have been the guy inthe basement or in the locker
room.
It kind of looks like him.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
How fucking nutty is that?
And took pictures in the lockerroom.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I was hoping to see some naked football players, but
we didn't.
I was hoping they'd be hangingdong, hanging sloopies, hanging
sloopies.
That's awesome, that's likesomething you would say that's
great.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Uh, we need to take a break I'm disappointed.
I didn't say that uh, we gotreally carried away with this.
We gotta take a break.
Wow, what time is it where weare?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
36 minutes in holy shit.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, this is gonna be a break, and then we're not
gonna have too much longer whenwe get back.
So we're going to break thingsdown a little bit, though we're
all excitable, we're all excited.
So we're going to let Jasonkind of take over, and he got
the opportunity to recite hisfavorite nursing rhymes to a
classroom of kids.
So we're going to break it downa notch.
So you're going to hear thatand we'll be right back.
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Gather round children, be rightback gather around.
Children gather around today.
We have a very special guestwith us today.
That's right.
It's time for mr jason sugar tocome and he's gonna give you
his favorite nursery rhymes.
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So please, everyone, gatheraround the magic carpet and sit
Indian style and you will hearthe soothing tales of our
favorite nursery rhymes by one,Mr Jason Scherger.
Kids, now please keep it downand give all the respect to our
special guest today, Mr Scherger.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Hey everybody.
First of all, let's shut thefuck up.
I'd like to be able to tell youmy favorite nursery rhymes
today.
First one we're going to talkabout is one of my all-time
(39:47):
favorites.
It's Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill went up the hillso she could suck his cock.
He pulled out his wing and shesaid Dang, that's hard as a
fucking rock.
(40:07):
When Jill went down, jack blewhis crown.
He cleaned it up with a sock.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
(40:32):
The next one is Little MissMuffet.
Little Miss Muffet tried tostuff it.
She said make it hurt in a way.
Then came Snyder, couldn't getit inside her.
(40:54):
She said motherfucker, you gay,thank you, thank you, thank you
, thank you.
(41:14):
Mary had a little lamb Is mynext one.
Mary had a little lamb.
Fleece was white as snow andeverywhere that Mary went the
(41:36):
lamb was like sup bro, thank yousup bro the lamb's a dude bro.
Little boy blue it's a bro.
Liam's a dude bro.
Little Boy Blue, one of my alltime favorites.
(41:58):
Little Boy Blue, quit watchingporn.
You're jerking off has got thefamily torn.
Where's that little boy whoshould be fast asleep upstairs
(42:26):
making his bed go squeak?
Thank you, thank you.
The woman in the shoe there wasan old woman who lived in a
(42:46):
shoe.
She had ten kids, so she wascovered in Zagu Zagu.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The music.
What was that Rover?
I can't remember that one.
Never mind, we're going toremember that one.
Never mind, we're going to skipthat one.
Now, brats, I don't rememberthat one.
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
(43:40):
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
I see you as I have sex in theback of my car.
I wish I may, I wish I mightNot get this cunt pregnant
(44:02):
tonight.
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Thank you.
Well, we'd like to thank MrJason Sugar for joining us here
today.
Children, Can we give him around of applause?
Everybody, round of applause,yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Very nice.
Nothing, awesome Nothing.
So when do I get my $10?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
A check will be sent in the mail by the school
district.
I was told I get paid today.
So if we, if we will close thebook on today and remember
children To have a pleasantdream and have a good nap, and
we'll see you in a few hours, mrSugar, thank you for your time.
It's been riveting and veryeducational.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yup, whatever your time it's been riveting and very
educational.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yep, whatever yo, what's up.
Welcome back to the bestfreaking podcast it's every day
with john and jay.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Baby listen you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
sticking my tongue up in a dirtbutton.
You got that motherfucker.
Now check it out welcome back.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
We are here and we are clear.
No, we're not.
But yeah, so it's every daywith jada j we are.
You are balls deep into thisepisode because we got a late,
late break on that.
So we hope you enjoy the thesoothing sounds of of an
interpretation of some ofjason's favorite nursery rhymes
yes uh, I went saw supermanagain in theaters because I
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loved it so much the first time,which I don't ever do.
I think the last time I didthat was Ghostbusters, so it was
good.
The second time around I saw itand I'm just like God damn, I
like this movie.
I couldn't even tell you why,because it's just so bright and
it's very comic, accurate Watch.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Superman twice Hasn't watched Minecraft.
Once I haven't watchedMinecraft.
Dude, you need to man.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I'm not into Minecraft, I'm into Superman.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
You don't have to be into Minecraft.
I know, but I don't.
It's not Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I know he's cool as fuck.
I just want to see what you say, dude, because his Justin has
it, my brother has it on theserver, so actually I'll make it
a point to watch it thisweekend and then I can discuss
it with you.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's what I liked about us doing movies back in
the day, because you had towatch, I had to.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
It became a chore after a while.
I'm like, oh, I got to watchthis movie Because we were
watching movies that I wasn'treally excited about.
Sometimes it would be moviesyou liked as a kid and we did it
to each other, so it'd be likeyou wanted to watch this movie.
But I'm like, let's watch laststarfighter.
You're like, bro, I don't wantto watch that dude.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
well, this movie is not great.
Well, I've already seen laststarfighter but, like dude the,
what was the one with the kidthe wizard, is that the kid the
wizard, california it was okay.
It wasn't one of my favoritemovies, but it it was okay.
But like you know, that moviesucks Sacrifices nigga.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
The Wizard's a horrible movie.
I just like the cultural impact.
Is that a?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Razor fucking thing.
Is that a Razor fucking mouse?
What this?
Yeah, I don't know.
It came out of this box.
Yeah, it came out of that box.
Yeah, it's Razer dude.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah, I got it at Best Buy.
Oh shit, it's fucking so good.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Dude, I love Razer dude.
Yeah, dude, it's got the bigscroll wheel, which I really
like, and it changes colors andshit, so it's a.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Baskalisk V3X.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Hyper.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Speed.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, it's got all these buttons on it and I don't
use any of them because they'regaming buttons.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Dude okay, so do me a solid, real quick.
Okay, put me on some epicfucking instrumental, epic
instrumental.
Epic instrumental, becausewe're going to talk about John's
mouse right now.
Oh my God, dude.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Okay, let's try this, I guess.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Have you ever used Razor Not shaving your face, but
for your computer?
Razer just came out with abrand new mouse.
There's Razer Sleek design,aerodynamic.
(48:27):
For extra scroll capabilities.
You can go from one side of themousepad to the other in .20
seconds.
Don't forget theinterchangeable lights.
So you can play your games inthe dark to get the ultimate
(48:47):
speed on your Razer.
Basilisk V3X Hyper Speed Mouse.
This isn't just a mouse, it's away of life.
It's life Made with blackplastic dude made with black
(49:19):
plastic dude, that was awesome.
Oh man, dude, I love doing thatshit cause, remember, we did the
Oscar Mayer.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Weiner movie.
We need to do another one ofthose.
We did the stranger one.
No, yeah, cause movie.
We need to do another one ofthose we did the Stranger Things
.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, because it was the Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that was so funny.
Yeah, we need to do another oneof those.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Dude that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Dude, I'm telling you what Like a lot of the stuff we
do comes off the fly, like.
But like a lot of the stuff wedo comes off the fly, like our
skit today.
We did it before we started thepodcast and it was.
I was talking to John yesterdayand I was because I was leaving
town and wanted to see if Johnwanted to roll with me and shit.
And I said, dude, I got a greatidea for tomorrow.
(50:02):
And I came up with that ideaand I was like he said dude,
that's a great fucking idea.
Let's do that.
I'm always trying to think ofsomething different.
Obviously, I don't want ourcomedy and our songs to get
stale, and I think sometimes wedo like 15 songs in a row and
it's like come on, let's dosomething different, so I tried
(50:22):
to throw Skittles in there, tryto throw fucking Tim in there.
We don't want to be monotonous,if you will.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, we try to do monogamous, I don't know which
one because we recorded a littletim skit earlier until the
fucking until the ad popped up.
Because I, because google uhdoesn't allow uh ad killers.
Now because obviously they ownyoutube and they don't like
people using ad killers on theiryoutube shit platform, because
they don't make money.
If you don't fucking see theads, so because you click the
ads and thinking, oh, I want tobuy this never.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
okay one goddamn do people actually see ads on
youtube videos and go you knowwhat I need to buy that based
upon that ad and they click onit and it generates revenue.
I don't know anyone who's everclicked on an ad off youtube.
Have you has anybody out there?
Let me know?
Nope, no, I I'm hell.
(51:13):
I was getting political ads onyoutube videos from during the
election local political ads.
Not only did I have to,governor voidovich governor,
voidovich dude, that was likeright in the 90s, isn't?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
it.
Yeah, dude, that's awesomeelementary school.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
That's awesome, governor voidovich, don't forget
to elect bernie holman he wasour mayor mayor of tiffin, mayor
mccheese, mayor mccheese, uh,taxid ted strickland, that's
another name I remember you knowwe should do is also Mac
Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Man, that's what you said, mayor McCheese, I was
thinking of.
Mac Sabbath Brought me back toOzzy again.
Oh yeah, full circle here, macSabbath.
Oh, by the way, I did get myOakley Doakley albums Oakley
Doakley yeah.
Dude on the mail slip, on thefucking outside of the package
(52:10):
it said from the neds, from theneds yeah, oakley doakley, yeah.
And then also they're numbered.
My albums are numbered, oh so Igot like 160 out of 250 of them
.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Okay, that's cool, and they're uh, so I'm not.
I'm probably sad, that's sad.
They're not around anymore.
That sucks.
I mean you would think thelongevity of a of a niche band
like a Ned Flanders metal band.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
What's your favorite song of theirs, dude?
Speaker 2 (52:30):
It's the White Wine Spritzer song, right?
Isn't that one of their bighits?
Yeah, let's check that out.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah, that's Because I don't have any bands to pull
up today.
So Oakley Doakley it is.
Oakley Doakley is a NedFlanders metal band.
They say they're the world'sonly nettle band.
N is only metal band.
Metal band yes, and I'll talkabout my favorite.
This song's so good and dude.
I love the synthesizer, thesynthesizer, and they had a
(52:57):
different sound.
We really love wine, I think iswhat it says, and I got to see
(53:20):
him live White wine spritzer.
White wine spritzer.
I love the synthesizer.
It's like if Weezer was metalDude.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
That's a really good app comparison.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
You really love wine.
I think that's what they'resaying.
My brother found these guys.
They gave me a couple stickerstoo.
Okay, I'm gonna give those tomy brother because he's a huge
fan I thought about buying them.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Hilarious they took a throwaway joke or throwaway
line from deadnters that made itinto a fucking awesome song.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Dude um Godspeed Little Doodle, that's my
favorite one.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Do you know what the white, white spritzer references
from the Simpsons?
Speaker 1 (54:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
No, it's a throw away joke from like, because that's
what Ned Flaynters likes todrink Right here, I think.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
And for you, ned, I'll have a shirley.
Oh.
A virgin, no.
Make it a children's, no, ohwhite.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
White spritz only live once give me a white wine
spritzer spritzer and this isthe episode where he marries the
las vegas showgirls or whateverit's like, give me a white wine
, whatever.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Give me a wide spritzer.
Godspeed, little Doodle man.
This is my favorite song,godspeed.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Little Doodle.
I love this song.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
We got one more little song.
We call it Godspeed, littleDoodle.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
They're doing this live, okay.
Little song, we call itgodspeed, little doodle.
Well, they're doing this liveokay.
Ever since mod passed, thatjust hasn't been the same.
(55:46):
This is the top comment.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Dude, I love these guys.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I like it when it gets into it though.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Godspeed doodle, Godspeed little doodle.
Speaker 3 (57:14):
I love it when it comes in.
That's so sick as fuck.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
You know what they remind me of a little bit.
Have you ever heard of a bandcalled Horse the Band?
No, they useintendosynthesizers over like, like
crazy metal.
I probably.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
I think you've shown me, I know long fucking time.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, I know for a fact.
I've probably showed it to youbecause they've been around
since like 2003, 2004.
Yeah, because they have a songcalled cutsman, which is about
megaman though the guy the cutshim in the water the bad guys
from megaman 2, I think.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
So it's, it's just like yeah, dude, uh.
So they got a fucking megaman,had some of the best nintendo
music.
Capcom knew what the fuck theyhad doing they had that all
(58:08):
locked down Dude.
Even in there, look at the bestsongs.
One of my other favorites isStreet Fighter.
Street Fighter is some of thebest.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Did Capcom do the DuckTales game?
Yes, was it like the MoonMission, one of the most popular
video game songs of all time?
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I don't know.
Let's check it out.
Ducktales on NES I believe.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, the moon theme from DuckTales.
What is this?
Remastered?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, that's not the original Nintendo one, but it's
not.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
I think this is up here, this is it right here?
So good.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yep, Capcom, yeah Capcom.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, Capcom.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
If it says Capcom, it's probably got a hella killer
soundtrack Yep.
The only other one I like isDouble Dragon 2.
Okay uh, double dragon twosecond the second mission or
second mission.
Yeah, check that one out.
Dude like the main theme orlike the, the overworld or the
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no, it's uh, double dragon twoum second mission to like level
two song mission to theme yeah.
This is it.
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Also revenge.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, listen to this bitch Like let's do it, go,
cause he gets into it reallywell, that's pretty fucking good
, I like it.
It's like Michael Jacksonhelped make it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Yeah, yeah I see I hear that.
What are some other?
What are your?
What's some other?
Your favorite video game music?
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Um, so Dr Wily's theme From Mega man 2 Okay, is
another one.
Um.
Tnc Surf Design had greatfucking music.
Oh yeah, yeah is another one.
Tnc Surf Design had greatfucking music.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I always like the kind of snowballed off that the
overworld theme of Skate or Die.
Let's check it out.
Actually, I like the Skate orDie main theme too.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
It's like Tony Hawk, but back on the NES, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Skate or Die theme, that's two.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yep electronic cards.
Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Dude, jesus, dude, look at how old that is.
That's Cowboy 64.
That's not what I want.
I'm looking for Nintendo Matetheme with title screen.
I think this is it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
For some reason, this really hit, resonated with me
Of course, another one that wedon't have to play, though
Legend of Zelda.
That was another good one.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Right Without the classics being mentioned Zelda,
mario, can you?
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
play Dr Wily's fucking theme On Mega man 2.
I know it's good but I can'tremember it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Dr Wily's Castle yeah .
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Now try remember it, dr Wily's Castle, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, Now try Metal man.
I think it might be Metal man.
Try Metal man, Mega man 2.
God, is that not good or whatthat's amazing there.
Try that one.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Metal man Metal.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Man.
Yep, there try that one metalman, metal man, yep god, that's
fucking amazing.
(01:02:23):
Taking a bit sound and makingit that good should be illegal
that's fucking crazy good so, ohso, capcom again, dude, capcom
just kills one of my favoriteand it's the.
Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
It's got to be the commodore 64 version.
It's the theme to commando uhlike the arnold schwarzenegger.
No, not no not the ArnoldSchwarzenegger movie.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Oh, I know what Commando is.
It almost looks like IkariWarriors, kind of looking shit,
right.
Yeah, yep, exactly what Ithought it was.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
That's sweet.
Does the nes sound like thattoo?
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
no, no, this is the cowboys the nes doesn't have the
same fucking theme uh, it may,but it's oh.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
The nes has the theme , but it's not as good as the I.
I like the um uh version, butI'll show you the NES version.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah, let's see the NES.
I want to see what it soundslike.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Kato NES theme.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yeah, we'll just, it's the beat.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
No, yeah, the Commodore 64 blows that away.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
First you notice.
Look at the bottom here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
All right, tnc Surf Design Level Theme out of here,
of course.
All right, tnc surf designlevel thing.
Stop.
Okay, tnc level theme.
Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Let's see what that tnc surf design tnc I think it's
t ampersand, yeah, ampersand,tnc surf design.
What level was it?
Just level music.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Like Ampersand.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Yeah, ampersand TNC Surf Design.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
What level was it?
Just level music, level music.
There we go.
Ljn usually fucking sucked.
This game's so hard.
The surfing sucked that.
Skateboarding was easy.
You couldn't do surfing, butthe music was decent because if
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you listen to it, go in.
It gets more high-pitched shitadded in.
Dude, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Yeah, this is hype for the tepper.
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Does like guitar solos.
Listen, it's like guitar soloshit right here.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Dude, this is dope.
I forgot how good this was.
This game had no right to havethis kind of good music to it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Town and Country is what that stood for.
So Town and Country.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Yes, I didn't know that.
Yeah, if you look at the label,it's Town and Country.
That's what TNC stands for.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
This game was absolutely carried by this one
song as one of the top comments.
It's true, dude, I forgot howdope that was, dude.
Somebody did a cover of this.
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Shut up and we're going to play the one and only
song in the entire game.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Right now, this is going to feature Mike Villalobos
on electric guitar.
That's John Pike, our drummer,by the way.
All right Impressed me.
Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
This is his second show with us.
It's just, like you know, crazy.
This is insanity.
Let's play this song.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
One, two, three.
That is really hard to do.
On that, on those high-hats,he's playing that in time too.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
That was actually pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
That was not bad, not bad at all, I have to say.
But with that said, we are outof time because no more time for
you.
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
No more time.
You get nothing, you lose.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
You know we are out of time, because no more time
for you, no more time.
You get nothing, you lose.
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
You know we were talking about Bruno, and the
company that I work for is fromAustria, so I never even thought
.
Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
I should do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Bruno, tomorrow when.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
I go to work.
I'm with Bruno.
Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Number one Austrian fashion show Funky Tights.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Idiot to party words before we leave the scene.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
No, I just want to say thank you to everybody for
listening.
Thank you, tony Buccione, forlistening.
I appreciate it.
Cadence and Christina, Iappreciate you guys listening
too.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
All of our fans who have been with us since day one.
We seriously appreciate you andif you're joining us for the
first time, hopefully you'resticking around.
But if that politicaldiscussion kind of derailed you,
well, tough shit.
It's our show.
We'll say what we want to say.
But anyway, we love you it's aneveryday life.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
It's, it's, it's life .
Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
This is what we talk about on every day, that's why,
it's called.
It's every day with johnny yay,because this is the shit we
actually talk about from day today.
Because this is what we do.
We will be doing this on ourspare time, talking about TNC,
surf, design, level music,because that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
RIP to the legendary fucking.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
RIP to you, sir.
No more tears.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Thank you for pioneering the way for everybody
else to be able to join metalright.
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guys next week.
I'm john brickner and I'm jasonscherger.
Peace out later, guys.
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