August 4, 2025 • 63 mins
That familiar voice returns to the studio—Skiddlez is finally ungrounded! After months away for the heinous crime of stealing a nickel from his mom's purse, our favorite aspiring rapper rejoins John and Jay for an episode packed with freestyle flows, awkward revelations, and genuine laughs.
Before Skiddlez arrives, the hosts dive into their surprisingly positive take on Happy Gilmore 2. Despite their initial skepticism, both find themselves enjoying Adam Sandler's nostalgic sequel, comparing it to "seeing an old friend after 20 years." They break down the film's highs (John Daly's sanitizer-drinking cameo, the emotional father-daughter storyline) and lows (forced callbacks, weak antagonists), delivering the kind of honest critique you won't hear on mainstream review shows.
The musical journey takes listeners from cringing at Jesse Murph's controversial "1965" video to headbanging appreciation of Pale Face Swiss, a Swiss metal band that has both hosts hitting the stanky face. Their genuine reactions showcase why fans return to this podcast—unfiltered opinions delivered without corporate restraint.
When Skiddlez finally arrives, the awkwardness is palpable yet endearing. His freestyle raps about scented markers, breakfast drama with his mom, and his oddly-named cats (the white one's Ebony, the black one's Ivory—his mom was confused) reveal a charmingly awkward persona. Jay even jumps in for an impromptu rap battle that showcases the spontaneous magic this podcast consistently delivers.
The episode closes with a thoughtful tribute to wrestling icon Hulk Hogan, separating the man's controversial personal life from his undeniable impact on wrestling culture. It's this balance of irreverent comedy and occasional depth that keeps the everyday with John and Jay feeling fresh after all these episodes.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry.
(00:52):
It's not your day, it's not myday.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
(01:16):
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day
with john and jay no it's yo,it's it's monday.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh man, do we got a lot to talk about today yes,
there is a, a whole plethora,plethora of of would you say, I
have a plethora a plethora, aplethora of things to discuss
today.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Um, I'm gonna go off and get these thoughts off my
brain.
Now I have seen the new happykilmore 2.
I have two electric boogaloo.
Let me hear your thoughts firstand foremost.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, so I went into it.
Obviously we talked about itand talked about how much of a
disappointment we thought it wasgoing to be.
So I tried to get them thoughtsout of my mind before.
I watched it absolutelyopen-minded.
I didn't hate it.
I thought that some of thethings were stupid okay but I
(02:42):
think they kind of played themoff halfway decent.
I love the call out um,especially to the uh, to the kid
who died and grown-ups right,yeah, I think that was really
cool.
Right um boyle, I think thekid's name was boyle, bryce
boyle or something yeah but um,I liked it.
(03:04):
I thought it was really good.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Thank you can you see that?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I sure can, okay but I thought, I thought, I thought
actually honestly I thought itwas a halfway decent movie um
prana and spoiler alert yeah,spoiler alerts my favorite
fucking part of this whole movie, okay, is when adam sandler's
kid looks at him and goes youremind me of my dad.
At the end of the movie yeahthat was so good yeah anybody's
(03:30):
not like she's supposed to be ina with him or something like
that was the?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
was the um the the the other daughter?
Like his was.
Was that another daughter?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
yes, okay, really, dude, I was like, wow, what an
ass on that girl.
Yeah, holy shit, she was inyoga bands beginning.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm like I I like seeing.
Mjf was one of the sons andhe's a pro wrestler in aw so uh
the biggest one in the fuckingbunch.
Dude just beating the shit outof the car I never felt so bad
for a car so people, if youlisten to the show and if you
know me in real life, know howmuch of a fucking prude I or you
know I'm so overly critical ofmovies and unless he's jerking a
(04:08):
train.
Tranny off yes, yeah, let'shave.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Give it a reach around to a train unless she's
on kempton and he's like nope, Iwant a manly woman, I I want
you.
Don't be too well.
Oh, we only discussed this acouple.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, we did go check that out, because it's a
riveting conversation in itself.
I have to say both.
I actually like this movie,dude.
It's like seeing a friend Okay.
So to me this is like theequivalent of a you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm really surprised.
I know I'm very, very, verysurprised.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I even let the movie digest for a good hour before I
kind of thought about did I likethis or not?
Actually, I came away from thatmovie going I didn't hate it
and then the more I digested, Igo.
You know what I actually likedit a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I can't say, I liked it a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I liked it.
I mean, I liked it.
It was okay.
To me it was like seeing like,okay, you had a best friend and
you're a best friend with thatperson for 20 years and you kind
of fell off and you kind oflike grew apart.
And then you come back to yourhometown for like a reunion and
then you see them and you'relike, hey, how's it going?
You know you reminisce aboutthe old times.
(05:16):
The old times are in the past,but you'll never get those back.
It was good to kind ofreminisce and think about it and
have have fun with it for oneone more time.
My biggest problem that I havethere's a lot of dumb shit in
this movie.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Virginia bennett getting killed right at the
beginning was just really rough,like I said.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Spoiler alert um but it's on, I was actually okay
with that, because to me it gaveconflict like, yeah, it sucks.
You think it drove the story itdrove the story.
I think it gave conflict.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I was okay with that, yeah, I could see that.
When he's like I love the, thecallback to her walking with the
beers all the time, dude, itwas funny.
She's like, really, that's oneof the worst parts in this
fucking movie.
Rob schneider's stupid, you cando it.
Fucking bullshit, dude, didn'tI call.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Did I call that you did?
I told you I knew it was gonnabe in this movie.
You can do it.
I Fucking bullshit, dude,didn't I call that.
Did I call that you did?
I told you I knew it was goingto be in this movie, you can do
it.
I was like, all right, dude,it's done.
I told you I go, dude, what arethe odds that you could do?
It's going to be in this movie.
And I, yeah, I told Carrie Ilost it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I laughed, knew this was going to be in this movie.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That is one of the worst thing I you know.
Honestly, I cringe every time.
Let me tell you one of thehighlights of this film yes,
please, john fucking daly, johndaly, squirting sanitizer in his
mouth.
I wanted so much more of johndaly in this movie because,
first of all, I'm a I love johndaly.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I do too, that's like the steve austin of golf he is
dude, he's just one of the.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He's just that rough around the edges.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Don't give a fuck bare feet and shit the dude's
nuts.
He drinks diet coke.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
He's kind of like the fucking, he's like the happy
gilmore of real golf, like, yeah, he's that rough around the
edges, bad boy kind of you justdon't give a fuck about anything
.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Drinks, beer, smokes, cigarettes, all the course I
mean steve okay, and I will saythat steve buscemi's character
kind of pushed the envelope ofbeing stupid a little bit too it
wasn't necessary I was like Idon't I don't know why he's in
there.
I don't know.
I think it just includes stevebuscemi yeah, I think that was
obviously.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Usually I'm a huge steve buscemi.
It was just a shoehorn him inthe movie because all of You're.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Mr Faggot.
Okay, mr Pink, mr Pink.
Well, I'm like Mr Pussy.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Mr Pussy.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'll be Mr Purple, that sounds good.
No, another guy on another jobis Mr Purple, you're.
Mr Pink, I got that dude'svoice down dude.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's awesome.
I like the cameos of all thepros.
I think they all did a reallydecent job.
I did, too.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I was nervous about it, but I love the, the oh.
And another thing I didn'treally care for was the bad guys
.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I really oh, it was weak it was weak.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was supposed to be .
It was honestly, I think it wassupposed to make fun of live
golf.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, it was supposed to make fun of live golf.
Yeah, that's a 100.
They're taking the piss out oflive live golf, which I didn't
mind the story I want to cut mytendon in half though, just to
see if that works.
I'm just kidding so I didn'tmind the story of a rival live
golf going up again and thenshooter and happy have to team
up.
It's like a Rocky III kind ofdeal, you know Bitter enemies
(08:27):
having to come together to work,sort of.
But the common enemy was Mr Twho beat you know.
But it's like now you got thisweird Because the main bad guy
in this guy is ass kicked thewhole movie.
So it's like, okay, you wantsomething with a little bit more
existential threat.
So you didn't know.
So by the time the third actcame around you didn't know what
the motivations were anymore.
(08:48):
You're like are they?
Are they trying to fight forgolf's?
You know, uh, golf's, uh, youknow, for the future of golf.
Are they playing for the mom?
Are they playing for thedaughter?
I'm so confused what themotivations are for this movie
now, to me it was clear cut.
It's like, okay, there's twostories.
(09:10):
It's happy Gilmore dealing withhim killing his fucking wife on
the golf course, his alcoholismIn turn, what they send his
daughter to fucking balletschool.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The goal was to send her to ballet school, but the
drinking inhibited his hisability to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah and his wife what was wrong with just keeping
that as a central focal point,that that to me those are two
good a and b stories.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What the drinking, just the drinking, and the
daughter thing oh yeah, I meanwell, yeah, but the dog, but the
, the wife would be getting inhis way, because where did he
meet his wife when he wasgolfing, right, right?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So every time, and then but he only knows how to do
one thing and that's good tomake a lot of money when I was
playing golf.
So it's like an endo facto.
So he has to deal with thesedemons in order to do right by
his daughter.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
I thought that would have beenjust a perfect story in itself.
Shooter regabit try, you know,comes in.
This is just me being me.
(10:09):
Shooter comes in and somehow,what's the exact revenge?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
which is a really see , and that's what I wanted yeah,
that's what we I think we all-we all figured out.
We all figured that thatshooter was going to come in for
all like it was going to belike a senior tournament and
they were going to have tofucking go against each other,
right, like one more time.
I do like how shooter teamed up.
I like I was okay with it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'm not saying I didn't like that I did.
I did kind of like that rockythree thing they had going on,
so I was okay with that yeah,kind of like we're apollo creed
oh yeah, ah, oh yeah.
So let's talk about fuckingshoehorning in characters that
really had no business being inthis movie.
One is Chubbs' son, who's theexact same who has a wooden band
(10:52):
.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Too Ridiculous, so stupid, ridiculous, so dumb.
They didn't even try on that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And then you had Mr Larson's kid too.
It's like okay, are we justlike just going to?
It's like okay, are we justgoing to?
It's like hey guys, youremember everybody from Happy
Gilmore, you're going to gettheir sons in this now, oh dude,
they even gave the same fansHappy rules.
Yeah, to me it's everything Ihate about sequels and I've said
(11:21):
this on the show many timeswhere all they're doing is
rehashing gags from the firstmovie, which would a lot of
sequels do but for some reasonthe nostalgia just like washed
over me and I just couldn'twatch this movie without
nostalgia rose colored glasses.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
so yeah, and that's this movie was a standalone
movie.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was shit oh fuck, yeah, I mean this is a.
Since it went to netflix, Iwon't judge it as harshly
because it was free, I didn'tpay money to see this.
Technically, so yeah, it's it's.
I liked it.
I actually, you know, I thoughtit was, it was charming in
spots.
I thought there was some reallygood stuff and there's some
(12:01):
really really bad stuff and it,you know, it's a, it's, it's a c
plus movie to me, or b, ish, bminus.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, I'd say b minus b minus c plus it was good
enough to, I would watch itagain.
I'd watch it again just to kindof see if there's anything I
missed.
But it would be like, but I'mnot, it's not something that I
would fucking, really, reallyreally did this movie need to be
made?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
no, absolutely not, and it's just a blatant cash
grab to appeal to oldermillennials who next will be
billy madison.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I mean, why not?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
why the fuck not?
We might as well do littlenicky too.
We might as well do everyfucking adam saylor movie from
the 90s and just redo it.
Fuck it at this point.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Bulletproof, too bulletproof too, wayans brothers
make it let's do that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Uh, what's that movie with him in a boat?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
overboard yeah let's do overboard.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let's do going overboard too.
Why the fuck not at this point?
But I mean, yeah, it was, itwas fine for what it is, it was
a good.
It was a good uh, frolicthrough memory lane, so and
that's about it.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah on another note, I would like to say
congratulations to my boy tonybuccione and his girl emily.
I saw that are getting uh,engaged.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Honestly, I thought they were.
I thought you guys were alreadymarried.
I thought they were alreadymarried.
To be honest, with you.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's cool though yeah, I'm so stoked for you guys
, that's so also, it's hisbirthday yesterday, which was
awesome, which was myanniversary as well.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Happy anniversary.
Thank you, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Happy anniversary trying to find the thing that um
, did you get like anniversaryhead?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
oh, right, there it is.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I got that the night before I turned over and I
talked to.
I told Sarah I said, dude, I'mhorny, can you help me?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
And she was like can you help me yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
because usually she's like oh no, I'm good.
She's like okay.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Just this.
Once we did a wham bam.
Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yep, I sprinkled a little bit of uh you know tinks
dust on me and then we also gota message from cadence, which
was really cool.
I appreciate it, um, and thenshe also posted on facebook,
which I appreciate it.
But cadence wanted us to go onYouTube and check out Jesse
Murph 1965.
That's the name of the song anddiscuss it, because she said
(14:33):
you're probably gonna have a lotto say about it.
I can only imagine.
I agree.
I think it's.
This is fucking horrible.
Have you seen this already?
I watched a little bit of itcause I was wondering what the
hell she was talking about.
Listen to this bitch is singingdude.
It's horrible.
Coke, you seen this already?
I watched a little bit of itbecause I was wondering what the
hell she was talking about.
Listen to this bitch is singingdude.
It's horrible.
This is a fucking horrible song.
Her titties look nice though,yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
She's hot, I go to church on a Sunday, wake up on
Monday, you go to work and I'dstay home and sing and do fun
things.
I might get a little slap slap,but you wouldn't hit me on
snapchat, don't?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
fucking.
Why is she all off?
Beat shit.
I don't know that is sooff-putting.
I've already.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I'm 20 seconds into this and I'm already in 2 am
saying where you at boy, fuckyou, you didn't write me letters
when you went away.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You'd make me feel better.
This is fergie doing thefucking national anthem all over
again but if you cheated, hell,I wouldn't know oh my god, oh
my god it sounds like a doorcreaking dude.
(15:47):
That's what it sounds likeFucking.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
God, oh my God.
Sounds like a door creakingdude.
That's what it sounds like.
Like it's 1965.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Is this supposed to be bad?
She's fucking smoke show.
I'll say that it's only savinggrace I can mute this and shoot
some fucking J-butter all overthe place.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Is this supposed to be bad, holy shit.
Is she serious or is thissupposed to be bad?
I don't think so.
This is the number one musicvideo, by the way, on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Fucking what.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
This is what it says.
Number one top music video asof the day of this recording
7-29.
Oh my God, really.
Let me see the top comics.
Since when is pornographyallowed on YouTube?
That's what one of the commentssaid.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
No shit.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I wonder if it gets worse the fact that YouTube okay
, let's just keep watching.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I didn't watch enough of it.
Dude, if I was 12 or 13, I'd bespanking, spanking.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would love this as a 13 year old.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He's gonna fuck Jesus .
Dude right there.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Let Jesus fuck you.
Let Jesus fuck you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
This is like JoJo Siwa level bad.
Have you heard her fuckingBetty Davis eyes cover?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yes, oh my God Okay good.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I won't subject you to that.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yes, I have heard of it.
Whoa what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Dude, you better lick that tit boy.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a fucking second.
What the fuck?
There's full on porn in thisdude.
This is like the pussy videofrom fucking Rammstein in a way.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
It reminds me of Tip Drill.
Tip Drill with Nelly.
Dude from Nelly had like pussyand shit in it.
Why is this on YouTube?
She's like I would be 20 andit'd be acceptable for you to be
40.
Oh yes, it's a love song.
(18:08):
You know what I was hoping?
Like you'd see up the stairs,you'd see a fucking flash.
That would be awesome.
You'd blow your fucking brainsout.
I think I'd give up a few ridesIf you were.
Just she's eating that old ladysnake.
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Like it's 1965.
She's eating that old ladysnake, yeah dude Need Edward
Scissorhands yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's a beehive.
If I've ever seen one, she'spretty fucking hot, is this done
?
Ironically.
Do they know this is bad or isthis actually done on purpose?
Good, they're trying to be goodBecause this is just so
nonchalantly bad that I can'ttake any other explanation that
this is done intentionally.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No wonder it's the number one video.
There's people fucking in it.
Dude, it doesn't take much.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
What the fuck's going on.
Yeah, I'm I'm convinced morethan anything that this is done
just to fucking generate views,because I can't get behind the
fact that they're serious withthis yes okay let's get to okay.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So sarah told me about a band yesterday.
Look, I gotta have our podcaston right now thanks.
Thank you, cadence, for thatthat was here's a song sarah
thinks that we would both like,which is actually pretty good.
It's called losing sleep by vssky and it is pretty fucking,
(19:49):
actually pretty cool.
It's got a little mix of likechorus, but then it also has
that screaming and shit.
It's not as good as Pale Face,but it's losing sleep.
Yeah, that's it.
It's got a little techno shitin it too.
Oh, I love little techno shit.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I trace your ghost and every face I see.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Have you heard this already?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yes, okay, take you to the high when you're haunting
me.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
She was bugging me to play it in the truck yesterday.
She's like, play it, play it,play it, play it.
And I'm like, okay, do the roar, but I never won.
You feel me, but I can't findmy way back Every year.
That I am Feels like a riot.
Got a little Breaking Benjamingoing on.
A little five-finger, a littlefive-finger, a little Breaking
(21:02):
Benjamin.
It sounds like Nickelback.
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Dude's got a fucking seven head.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's like a drive-in theater right there, Dude.
I think it's massive.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
A little half-step.
Okay, A little half step.
Okay, A little half stepbreakdown.
I like that All that growlingright into the clean vocals.
Oh, that's beaut.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
This is how you remind me.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
This is what Nickelback should be.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I trace your ghost and every face I see Can't kill
the heart.
We're gonna have to end.
You guys are my friends, right.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's pretty cool.
I like it.
I like this.
If I heard this in the car, I'dvibe to it All right, dude you
ready for some good shit?
I love good shit.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, this is my favorite.
I've been listening to PaleFace Swiss since last week Dude,
that band's so good.
Pale.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Face Swiss the Orphan .
Speaker 1 (23:05):
This is my number.
This is my favorite Pale FaceSwiss song.
I love the one we listen to,but this is my favorite of their
song and it is fuckingridiculous.
And they are from oh okay, coolthey're.
These guys are from switzerland, that's why the weather is so
good sarah was even digging onme yesterday.
(23:32):
Yes, sarah was even digging onme yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yes, this is fucking amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, I told you, dude, I knew you'd like this
song.
Dude, I knew you'd like thissong dude yeah.
Every song these guys sing isfucking gold.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Stanky face engaged.
I Do the base that base.
Look that bass lick.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Oh, dude, that's fucking slam, dance shit.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, I know, dude, I'd love to see these guys live.
Dude, dude, that'd be badass,that'd be badass.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Woo, I open my empty, open the death, death, death.
I just want to stay still andopen my empty open the death,
death, death.
So many voices in my goddamnhead.
My empty open.
I am dying of this world, thefuckers.
It's so sad the world ends ontwo.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I hit the bell before the breakdown.
That was so good.
I love that shit bro, I love itwhen they do them little noises
.
Yeah, it's like a woo.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Woo.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh, we're going to slow it down, Dude.
This song's like six minuteslong.
Are you fucking kidding meright now, Dude?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
that's crazy.
I just got a text message whendo you want Skittles' mom to
park?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, in front is fine, okay, I'll just tell her to
park in front of my fucking.
Oh, want skittles mom to park.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
oh, uh, in front, it's fine, okay, I'll just tell
her to park in front of myfucking skittles is gonna yeah
skittles is gonna.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Skittles got ungrounded, huh a little special
.
Yeah, dude, it's been a while,he's been ungrounded for a
little bit, but he just uhfinally, I will say like that's
pretty harsh for just stealing anickel out of his mom's purse.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
So well, he admitted to it, man and he was online
like she was pissed because itwas embarrassed.
Yeah, he was, it wasembarrassing.
So yeah he's, uh he's, he'shere today.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So so we will be having skittles here, yeah I
think he's gonna stay for thesecond half.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Second, half okay yeah, and we'll see if we can
get him to rap.
We'll talk to him, but okay,yeah, but dude, uh, yeah, I love
pale face, swiss dude, I'vebeen so addicted to him.
Have you ever heard of MuckSticky?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I have for some reason, probably from me, that's
probably from you.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Sounds like something you would tell me Look up, muck
Sticky thingy thing.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
This dude is awesome.
He's all about funny, goodthings.
Oh yeah, dude, he even got hisofficial video.
I love this guy, I do.
He's got a goofy voice and he'sa good.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
He's actually.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, he's actually a really good guy, like in real
life.
He's a good dude.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
One take, here we go.
Yes, I've heard this, here wego.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
This hot chick is all up on my dangling yes, I've
heard this Giving me the eyewhile we dance this thing.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I can't stop staring at her belly ring.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, dude, I remember this.
Holy shit, dude, I haven'theard this in forever.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I can't stop staring at this funny ass bitch.
Crazy when she dips and givesher hips a twist.
She licks her lips in motionsFor me to come here, we get to
dancing.
Then she starts to whisper inmy ear I'm really freaky, so
let's take a trip around theblock, we'll hit the skunk.
And if you want, I'll start tocook your sock.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
She grabs my rock and then I know you know, this is
like fucking CKY kind of shitman.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It is kind of.
But what I like about MuckSticky is he has his mom and
sister in his videos.
His sister's got learningdisabilities.
I love this.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
This is something you would make man.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Oh, 100% I'm not the nastiest feller, but some say I
am.
They're probably mad because Italk about the bearded clown.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
This is something you would do.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
The hatchet wound beaver scooch or the punanu?
I've heard not about them, I'mjust having fun and living every
single day.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
So if anybody remembers back in the day uh,
level up and stuff Tony Bucciani, you probably remember to Tony.
Um, it was uh, jeremy Claryshowed me the shit.
I'm like what the fuck heshowed me and it got stuck in my
head and I showed my kid this.
Today she goes.
That was fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
She didn't say fucking but she's like, that's
weird that was weird.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I put muck sticky on the same line as mark our uh,
mark rebeli.
You've heard him, right I?
Know, you know yeah, yeah, oh,that felt good.
Hey, did you have you everheard Mark Reveley's fucking
Flamingo song?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Maybe, oh my God dude .
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I love Mark Reveley dude he's one of my favorites
dude but he does this Flamingosong and he's like I'm a
Flamingo.
He's like I'm going to eat yourfucking grandma.
Grandma, I'm going to fuck yourgrandma because I'm a Flamingo.
Dude oh my God, dude, I lovethat one.
And I love the girls clubbecause Mark Reble, dude, what
(30:39):
made him so popular?
Dude.
I love the looper because Iwant to get one to make my own
beats and do shit and just becrazy, and so, yeah, I
definitely want to fucking dothat.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Whoa who is that?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Who is that?
Who is that?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
All right, come on in .
Dude Sup guys Skittles Spin alittle bit.
Do you want me to close this?
Yeah?
Okay, Skittles a little bit,show me, you close this yeah,
okay, skittles have a seat broson, you just want me to sit
over here yeah, sit over there.
What's up, dude?
(31:21):
Hey, what's up zane?
John, it's been a minute.
Finally back in the studio,that's right cool.
So so, uh, you're going in, get, uh, get up to the mic, dude.
So you're finally ungroundedhuh.
Yeah, I've been.
Yeah, thank God.
So I'm sitting at home playingmy fucking Xbox One and just
(31:44):
getting tired of it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, so how long were you actually grounded for?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Before I say anything else, I have to say that my mom
is the most beautiful woman inthe world.
That's that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yes, she said I had to say that, yeah, your mom's
hot that's okay, yeah your mom'spretty hot hey, don't talk
about my mom like that, I'msorry.
Sorry, dude, your mom is she'sa smoke show, bro, she's not bad
looking dude nah whatever so,uh, skittles, did you see the
new Happy Gilmore yet, since youprobably have had a lot of time
on your hands, I did not.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh, okay, have you watched any movies in your time
off?
I watched Rugrats in Paris.
That's actually not a bad movie.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Rugrats in.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Paris, dude yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I remember that movie .
Is that the one where CharlesFinster married some French
woman or something?
I think I vaguely remember that.
Is that the one?
And then they introducedanother baby character she's
French and shit.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I don't know, I fell asleep.
Oh, okay, I can understand that, dude.
I can't watch a movie withoutfalling asleep either.
Well, what else have you donein your time off there, skittles
?
Well, just mostly, you knowwatch TV and stuff.
Been watching a lot ofSpongeBob SquarePants, because I
(33:05):
love SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
He's definitely one of my favorites.
I also started watching AquaTeen Hunger Force.
I say we got another friend wholikes spongebob a lot.
So it's kind of you guys.
You guys have a lot in common.
We may have to get you guystogether and maybe you guys can
hang out sometime.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Our friend tim, I know.
Yeah, I was gonna say I think Iknow who you're talking about
because tim likes spongebob too.
So that's pretty cool yeah Ilike to stay by myself.
I'm like the Lone Rangers.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
You're a loner, a lone wolf, if you will.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, sounds about right.
A little lone wolf ski overhere with Skittles.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
What's your real name , skittles, by the way.
What's your first name, james,james.
What's your last?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
name.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
What's your last name ?
James?
What's your last name?
What's your?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
last name Martin.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
James Martin.
Yeah, okay, james SkittlesMartin.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Skittles ain't really my name.
Oh, okay, that would be funny.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay, I mean, do you introduce yourself?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Do you go by, jimmy?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Jim Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What do you go by, jimmy?
Yeah, do you like?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Jim, jim.
So we got Jimbo, what do you goby?
Skittles Also, like if somebodygoes hi, this is my, so it's,
this is my friend, they will go.
Skittles, right, yeah, likeexplain yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Explain that to me.
Why do you go by Skittles?
Why don't you go by James orJim?
And explain that to me.
What are you doing?
I dropped my pencil on thefloor somewhere in here.
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I didn't even know he came in with a pencil.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
It was in my pocket.
I got it.
It's in my pocket again.
Repeat the question.
Yeah, so I'm wondering why yougo by Skittles and you don't go
by jim, james, jimbo or have anyother nicknames, like what let
me?
Let me ask you where didskittles come from?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
where did yeah, have we've ever.
Yeah, I don't think we've evergot the origin.
Maybe we have, but I like tohear it again because it's been
so long well, when I was growingup, the biggest rap star was
eminem okay so that candy wastaken oh, oh and butterfingers
sounds gross, so I went withskittles.
(35:26):
Okay, well, you obviously can'tcall yourself skittles, because
would there be some sort ofintellectual property thing with
with with you know the makersof skittles?
Because would there be somesort of intellectual property
thing with with with you knowthe makers of skittles?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
yeah, mine shot two d's and a z oh, skiddles, yeah,
okay, so that that's, how youskirt three ah so that's how you
?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
oh, the z gives you the street cred.
Yes, yeah, so that's how niggas?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
know me you can't say that, dude.
You can't say that on the airyou can't say that you can't.
It's so fucking, so bad dude,dude, come on man like sorry
well, where'd you?
I like all colors?
Where'd you learn that word bythe?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
way.
Where'd you even learn that?
You're way too young to besaying that rap music, rap music
, it's, it's, it's.
Is that what I mean, like?
Who are?
Who are your biggest influencesin rap, by the way?
Besides eminem, because we'veestablished that already, so who
else?
I would say, uh, marshallmathers the same same guy also
sim shady, same same guy, it'seminem, that's eminem as well.
(36:27):
And stan, that's, that's acharacter, that's an eminem
thing too.
So we've established eminem,eminem, eminem, eminem and stan,
which was an eminem song.
So who else, besides any emineminfluenced derivative thing?
That dr, dr, okay, okay, that'sa different person, true, so?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I love dr dr.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
No joke fist bump bro , hell, yeah.
So you think you could likefuck, yeah.
So if I give you like a Westcoast like Dr Dre Beat, would
you be able to Rap to that rightnow, or yeah, I think I could
probably do that.
Okay, let me give you a second.
Let me find a West coast, westcoast, let me clear my mind for
(37:11):
a second.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Go ahead and clear your mind.
Dude, cows and chickens, pigsthat's what I like to do with my
hands I'm good so.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
So just give me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
So I'm doing this totally random off youtube wow,
dr Dre type beat pops right up,that's awesome.
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Just go in whenever you feel like it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Can I have one?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
of those days?
Wait, hold up.
Why do you say that beforeevery beat?
It's one of those days.
Are you trying to be LimpBizkit, or what's the story with
that?
Do you like Limp Bizkit?
No joke, when you were, whenyou were grounded we were john
and I were asking about this,yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
So why do you say yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
well, everybody has a day and sometimes, yeah, one of
those things.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
So one time I just want to hit my audience.
Maybe they had one of thosethings.
So one time I just want to hitmy audience.
Maybe they had one of thosethings and they can relate.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Oh, so you're being relatable, yeah, oh, okay.
Okay, I thought maybe you likeLip Biscuit and you're trying to
kind of hone in on some of that, so I don't know, no, no, do
you like Lip Biscuit?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You can sit me next to Christina Aguilar and.
Fred Dixon and talk to AlGibb's head first.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Remember that song?
Yeah, m&m Okay.
Yeah, m&m yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Okay, so let's go ahead and I'll restart this and
I'll let you do your thing.
There we go.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh shit.
Did you ever have one of thosedays when your scented markers
Just didn't have any scentsanymore?
What?
All I want to do is smellblueberries.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Maybe I should switch to red, go over here and get
myself a little sweet red.
My name is Skittles.
I'll use the fucking marker.
That's yellow right in themiddle.
It smells less like lemon.
Here we are sitting heresucking on salmon.
Wanna tell you one thing Can'twait till lunch.
I'm into grapes.
Wanna be here coloring on mypicture of Mickey Mouse.
(39:31):
Mickey Mouse.
I can't wait to hang this onthe fridge back at my fucking
house.
My mom says I'm a good painter.
Then my dad licked on her tank.
What?
Just go with it.
Okay, I won't move.
Let's go Give me that marker.
Can you hear me?
Don't hit site.
(39:52):
Wanna hold back.
See, that's pages Doing thatshit.
I'm the best color of all ages.
They tell me I win.
Give me super cool because I'llspin.
That's what.
I'll go to recess Because I'mthe best.
All right, that's the end ofthat beat.
I'm done with this.
(40:13):
That wasn't bad dude.
That wasn't bad dude.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
That wasn't bad.
It was a little rough aroundthe show.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
You can tell it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
You can tell it's been on the show and kind of
threw that out there.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But why did you want to talk about markers?
How is sniffing markersrelatable?
Because I don't think a lot ofpeople really do that per se.
Do say do you remember thosemarkers you had on like first
grade and stuff that had smelled?
Right, they smelled, but Ididn't like exclusively sniff
them or anything.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
It just brings me back to a good time, oh okay, so
it's nostalgic for you.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, okay, did you?
Have you ever like sniffedanything else besides like
markers, like glue or white out?
Sometimes my fingers you'refearing to sniff your fingers.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I do the uh, I do the test to see if I have to take a
shower.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh, so I rub the fingers.
That's your barometer, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I rub the fingers through my nuggets and then I
fucking sniff them.
That's your barometer.
That is fucking gross.
That's gross dude.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
You should be taking a shower like every day, Dude,
like, oh man, you shouldn't behaving some sort of barometer
Skittles.
I love you, but that is sofucking gross, you do kind of
reek man.
I actually I thought it waslike leftover Wendy's, but I
thought I know it's not me, Ijust took a shower.
I thought it was like doessomebody leave Wendy's in a hot
car?
Cause that's kind of what yousmell like sorry.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
I had to ride in a hot car over here cause my mom's
air conditioner in her cardon't work, so let's just say
there's moist down below.
It's awesome there's moisture.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You're a little moisture, a little moisture
there.
It's a humid day down in.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
South Beach.
That is the best way I've everheard that put dude.
Yeah, usually I just tellpeople that, like you know, like
my dick is Shrek now becausehe's king of the swamp.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
That was funny.
What was that?
Was that?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
a laugh.
It was my laugh, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Okay, right on, so Skittles any other influences
besides A little?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Snoop Dogg.
Maybe Snoop Dogg's a goodinfluence.
Okay, tupac, pretty much likeDeath.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Row.
Okay, do you listen to Anythinglike recent, like Kedrick,
lamar or Drake or anything likethat, or?
Um I don't know like you everheard, like, not like us gets.
You know, it's a big, it's ahot diss track.
Kendrick lamar, he was at thesuper bowl.
I believe.
No, no, no, never, you neverthey just don't, they don't they
(42:34):
don't resonate to you at all orno.
Okay, like I'm old like humblehumble's a really good song by
kendrick lamar.
Yes, no, no, no, okay, whatabout Okay?
What about like Biggie Smalls?
Do you like Biggie?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Oh, in the Taurus BIG .
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, the Taurus BIG.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yes, I do like.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Biggie.
Okay, so if I give you let'sgive you like an East Coast type
rap, would you indulge us inanother?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
So let me, skittles, I might join you on this one.
I might battle you, if that'sokay, bring it on.
Okay, we'll see, bud, I likethe M&M picture.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'll go with this one .
Now, bear with me, I don't knowif this is good or not, so this
is random.
You can go first, by the way,too Okay if this is good or not.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
So this is random.
You can go first, by the way,too.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
You remember one of those things where you're
fucking, your mom doesn't makeexactly what you want for
breakfast and she burns yourbacon?
Me neither.
I said, mom, I like two fuckingeggs.
She said, bitch, I like twofucking nigs.
She said, bitch, shut up andrun your legs back to your
fucking table and sit on allfours.
I said you, bitch, you can goout the door.
(43:55):
She said what did you say?
I'm not going to make youanything.
I said, bitch, I'm going tosmack you and make you sing.
She's like Nah, you better not.
I said You're the mostbeautiful woman that I fucking
got I.
She's like nah, you better not.
I said you're the mostbeautiful woman that I fucking
got.
I don't want to get groundedagain.
I just want to be here hangingout with all my fucking friends
Me, john Jay and the Boof andwhen I say we're coming back,
(44:16):
we're doing rap moves.
I just want to be in here.
I want to put some sounds andrap music in your ear.
I just want to tell you mystory.
I can't wait to go home andwhack off because I'm horny.
Okay, sounds pretty good.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
All right, jay, all right, you want to go out on
this?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, I'll do something, let me see.
Okay, get it.
Listen up, you littlemotherfucker Doing that shit,
puss me up like a sucker.
I'll fucking hit you back and Ihit you in the chest doing that
shit.
Bitch, call the coast, I'm thebest.
Bring you with the two hitsdoing shit.
Bitch, wanna hit you up.
That's what you getmotherfucker coming back.
(44:56):
But you know, jay spits doingthat shit, busted up diarrhea.
Got the chance One to hit youwith that, to doing that shit.
But this bitch you know what Ifucking do Wanted to hit you up,
put something Busting with mywhole crew.
Motherfucker, bitch, when I say, fuck you, that wasn't bad Tay,
I'm pretty happy with you.
Maybe we can come up with Acandy name for you too.
(45:18):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Nah, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That was kind of fun, that wasn't bad.
Yeah, that wasn't bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't really a battlerap, it was just kind of you
know, just kind of yeah you justgot to collab A little.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Collab A little collab.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
A little collab, that's all right.
I mean, it was a littlecollaboration.
You know Skittles featuringJason, you know going back to
the old days and stuff Skittles,who do you think is better?
Do you think you're better thanJason?
How do you rate your skills, asopposed to, say, somebody like
(45:53):
Jay?
Where do you rate yourself?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Okay, I'm better.
Oh, you're just straight up,but you're going to go.
You didn't even have to thinkabout it.
I agree, I think he's better.
Oh, you think Skittles isbetter than you.
I think he's better, Okay.
Okay, I thought Jay's flow wasa little bit better.
I thought Skittles was, Ithought, your flow, I thought
your rhymes were a littleoffbeat a little bit.
But I've just been giving youjust a little constructive
criticism.
You know that's, you know, justthat's my opinion.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Now.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Sean's turn.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
What rap no, I don't rap no I, I I that's, I'm not
gonna lie.
I'm trying to get john to do itskittles.
I don't rap.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
So you know it's like listen I, I, I will find you a
beat.
You guys could do your thing,but yeah, that's, that's not for
me, sorry, but I appreciate it.
I appreciate you uh wanting tohear what I have to say, but I
don't I I don't.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I'm just happy to be ungrounded for a while.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I bet it feels good yeah, I bet it feels good to be
out of the house.
It sucks, man, like I felt likea prisoner.
So so, like what do you gotplans for the weekend?
Because you know, like your,this is like your first week out
, so the weekend is your firstweekend.
Well, do you got any big plans?
You got to hit up any ladies?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
you know I'm saying me and the boys are gonna to get
together and then we're goingto go down to the local ice
cream place.
Okay, local ice cream Hit on a16-year-old?
What?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
the fuck.
I don't think you're allowed todo that.
I'm allowed to, are you how?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
old are you?
Anyway, as long as I ain'tsticking my winker in them,
Skittles, how old are you?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
yeah, that's true.
Me and john were kind ofwondering how how old are you?
You still live at home withyour mom and I was.
Always we were debating how oldyou were.
So I just turned 20 last month.
You just turned 20.
Well, you can't be goinghitting on 16 year olds at the
ice cream store why the fuck?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
yeah, I don't know.
Dude, I I think I can't saynothing because you're gonna get
grounded for permanent when Iwas smashing sarah.
I was like 18 dude, so no yeah,when I got pregnant I was 18
dude, so I got her dadthreatened to put me in jail.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
So really yeah, I didn't know, that you didn't
know that.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh yeah, he said, I didn't know that he goes if
she's pregnant.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I hope you don't mind fucking prison food you're
going to prison, oh shit Ididn't know that but he never
did anything.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Well, obviously, because you're still here, well,
yeah, because he knows that.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Uh, I would love prison, dude and we will
emotional damage.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
You won't go there no , he, uh.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
he texted me yesterday dude actually, which I
think is really cool on ouranniversary, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Okay, I haven't talked to him in a long time,
dude he's just such a goodfather-in-law dude.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I love him as a father-in-law.
He Let me see here I'll readwhat he wrote.
He goes happy anniversary.
I'm proud to call you myson-in-law.
Oh, that's nice dude.
Like no joke.
He always brags to sarah abouthow like good I'm, like he's,
how proud he is of me, um, howgood I'm doing and uh,
(48:51):
everything else and like, how,like turning the dj business
around and how successful it isand stuff.
Who's sarah?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
that's my wife dude yeah, it's his wife.
It's actually, it's my cousintoo, dude yeah it's his wife,
it's actually my cousin too.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh no shit, yeah Got any other cousins.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I got plenty of cousins.
Why you want me to hook you upwith one?
Yes, please.
All right, let me make a fewphone calls for you.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, there you go.
Well, I would say Sarah'ssisters, but I don't think
that's going to work out.
You'd have a better chance withBill Clinton.
I'm just kidding Fuckingbaseball dude.
Yeah, dude, chelsea Clinton,chelsea Clinton, that's a tall
order, dude.
You have a better chance withBill.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Oh man, dude Skittles , have you ever felt the warm
embrace of a woman?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, I hug my mom all the time.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
That's not what I meant.
I meant, like you know, haveyou ever had one touch your
peepee?
Yeah, what he said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Like have you ever had one touch your fucking
peepee and stuff?
Have you ever?
Speaker 2 (49:58):
fucked a woman.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
No, sadly not at all.
No, so you're a virgin.
Don't say it so loud, sorry.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
There's nothing ashamed about it.
You're just saving yourself forthe right woman.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
That's what losers say.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I mean, you're not a loser, Come on man.
You're like a prominentup-and-coming rapper.
That's true, see, yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
So I don't see how any woman To be honest, dude, I
wish I would have kind of waiteduntil I got married and stuff.
Don't get me wrong, dude,getting my dick wet was fun, but
I applaud you dude.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
See, look, yeah, see, look, dude fuck dude.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I had a kid by the time.
I was your age, dude, so yeahthere you go man life was a lot
different.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Oh, well, you're not really.
I did whatever I wanted you'refree to do whatever.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
That's kind of a shitty dad.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
I did whatever I wanted, yeah so at least you
don't got a little little miniskittles running around so,
speaking of which dude, like Iknow, you talk about your mom
all the time.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Dude like, do you have a dad or what's going on
with?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
that's a good question.
Yeah, what about your?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
dad.
Well, when skittles was aboutfour, his uh, he left, he took
off.
I thought this was going to gosomewhere else I haven't seen
him since.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
You haven't seen him since you were four years old.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
No, I haven't talked to him.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Does he ever send you like birthday cards?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (51:23):
miss him.
I don't remember him.
You don't remember him, do you?
Speaker 1 (51:26):
miss them, I don't remember them.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
You don't remember at all, huh.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
No, I don't remember them at all.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
It just sucks.
Do you get upset when your momdates at all?
Or like does your mom bringboyfriends home?
Does that upset you?
Speaker 1 (51:41):
No, because she helps me go to bed, bed, gets me in
my jammies and then tucks me inand reads me a bedtime story
before her and her her date hangout for a while.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Oh they're.
You know they're probablyfucking right I don't want to
talk about it.
I wouldn't either, dude to behonest, yeah, I mean well,
sounds like a sore subject.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry forbringing that up actually.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I should have done it .
That's all you know.
It is what it is right,skittles yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Skittles, do you have any cats or dogs or any other
companions, animal companionsthat could keep you?
I have two cats, two cats.
Okay, I have cats too.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Uh, uh, names, what are the names ebony and ivory
ebony and ivory it perfect.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
My mom called them that one's black, one's white.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Oh I, I could see that yeah yeah, but ebony's a
white one, ebony's the white one.
My mom was confused.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Uh, I mean, does that get confusing after a little
while?
Called the white one emedy andthe ivory not, really not.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
If you, if you're not used to it, like if you're used
to it if you come over to thehouse you're fucking up all day,
yeah I, I would fuck that up.
So that sounds like a goodstart to a song.
Give her one of those dayswhere your cats are named
opposite me.
Neither but that one, I'd haveto say yes, I do.
I could give you a beat forthat if you want to.
Where?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
your cats are named opposite Me, neither but that
one.
I'd have to say, yes, I do.
I could give you a beat forthat if you want to talk about
it.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Sure Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
Got red bottoms on.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
You ever have one of those days where your cat's
names are opposite, because yourmom's a goof, says Ebony and
Ivory.
People keep on fuckingreminding me that one's black
and one's white and theiranswer's all wrong.
And they're not all right.
Their names are wrong here.
(54:05):
I said what the fuck is goingon here?
Can't you name the white one,ivory, and the other one Ebony?
These are just my family.
These are my two little,fucking little kiddies.
You got my little boogers, gotmy little snooki, snooki,
snookers.
I love my little whiskers.
(54:27):
That's it.
I don't know.
I can't rap on this.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
I'm thinking about my cats, okay I mean, you get a
little emotional when you thinkabout your, your kitties.
I love my cats.
Yeah, I could tell in yourvoice that you get a little
choked up.
You know it's kind of a soresubject, can't you?
So you love them that much, huh.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
I do, that's good.
That's good.
They're getting old.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh, how old are they?
One's 11, the other one's 13.
That is pretty old for a cat.
Yeah, okay.
Have you had like any otheranimals besides cats or dogs,
like birds or gerbils oranything like that?
Speaker 1 (55:03):
No, no, just cats gerbils or anything like that.
No, no, just cats, just cats.
Okay, mom won't let me getanything else, okay, and when
they pass away, I'm gonna listento every breath.
You take my puff, daddy, okaythat's a good song.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
So we're uh, we're getting close on time, though I
I mean Skittles.
Is there anything else you wantto talk about?
Speaker 1 (55:29):
No, not really.
My mom's been messaging me.
She says I got to go.
Oh, okay, she's like, I broughtyou in.
We're in a hot car, you know it.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
So your mom's been out there the whole time again.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, we live a little bit away, dude.
We live a little bit away, dude, we live a little bit away.
Oh, she could have came in hereor came inside.
No, because last time somebodytalked about coming inside my
mom, I didn't really appreciateit.
That wasn't me.
Yeah, that would be prettyrough dude, I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Yeah, I mean she could havemade herself at home here if she
did have to sit in the hot car.
So next, made herself at homehere and she did have to sit in
the hot car.
So next time you're here sheyou could invite her in and you
know we can hang out and stuff.
So she could just like sit outin the living room or something
watch tv while you're in herewith us.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
That'd be cool for sure she'd like that.
I mean, at least it's cooler inhere than it is outside.
Speaker 2 (56:19):
Yeah right, home's gonna suck yeah, yeah, so so you
, so I take it.
Uh, you gotta get going thenokay, I gotta roll you gotta
roll all right, dude.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Well, that's cool man .
I understand, get goingwhatever you gotta do.
So I just want to say thank youguys for having me on again.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I'm so glad to be on grounded and, uh, I can't wait
to see more of you skittles.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
We'll definitely have you around more well, as long
as I don't do anything stupid,I'll be fine, that's good.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
Like, don't be stealing no more nickels out of
your mom's purse.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, yeah definitely don't fucking do that at all,
dude.
We yeah, we understand how badthat happened last time, dude
that didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, we haven't seen you in like what four months or
so, so it's been.
It's been a while it's been awhile yeah all right been a
while.
Yeah, All right guys.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
Bye, see you guys later.
All right, bye, skittles, fistbumpies.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, fist bumps, all right Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Fist bumps.
All right, there you go.
Dude, hey, have a good day.
Dude, take a shower.
Dude, you stink.
I will Okay, later later seeyou guys.
(57:35):
Bye, he fucking steak man, itwas pretty rough.
I was like dude.
I guess that it's about like,at least you're across the desk.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
I guess I'm over here right beside you, yeah, so it's
like it's about like somebodyleft wendy's out in a hot car,
but uh, it was good havingskittles um.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
You know what I like about that time though we still
got three minutes yeah, we stillgot because we did uh, because
we had skittles on today, so wedidn't have.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, we didn't do.
There's no skit today becausewe had, we had skittles, you
know, uh, do his thing thing forus.
Uh, he's a little rusty, Icould kind of tell you know, a
little rough around the edges.
I think one thing we didn'ttalk about that's huge.
Okay, hulk hogan passing wehaven't talked about that yet.
No, oh yeah, dude, it's beenkind of tough to keep track of
(58:14):
everybody dude, there's so manypeople dying like it was just
ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
The fucking hulkster, the hulk hogan, died.
Yeah, a lot of people were likehe's racist and shit.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
I'm like I mean he is a piece of shit, but it's like
I'm not going to celebratepeople's deaths.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
I'm not that big of an answer Well, not only that,
dude, you have to give dudecredit for what he did for
wrestling back in the day.
Oh yeah, I could totallyseparate the man from the I'm
going to say straight up I don'tknow if there would have been
as big of a following ofwrestling if you did not have
Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
Hulk Hogan was the wrestler of the 80s, the yeah,
he oversaw the biggest boomperiod outside of, like the late
90s.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
Everybody was a Hulk.
You don't see any other goddamnwrestlers on fucking gremlins,
mr Mom.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
Or not.
Mr Mom, mr Daddy, suburbanCommando.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
No other wrestlers were on fucking rocky.
He was like that first cultural, significant icon,
cross-generational icon ofprofessional wrestling.
You know where he could domovies?
You know then wrestling like hewas that first cross how many
played the same character everytime?
That is true, but you know uhwhat a nice place to live but.
I wouldn't want to visit uh,yes, actually I've always, I
(59:40):
always really liked thishollywood hulk hogan work oh
with the nwo.
I always thought that was such asignificant fucking you know
turn of events where Hulk Hoganwas a bad guy which you never
saw and then if you watch, ifyou look at Dead or Alive, one
of the characters in that wasbased off of Hollywood Hogan.
(01:00:01):
Oh, really, one of the wrestlingcharacters oh, okay, okay, okay
was based off of hollywoodhogan you know he was already
kind of hated down south anywaybecause you know he represented,
you know wwf, you know he'sfrom the north, you know he's
from stanford, connecticut.
He represented that.
So he was already getting likereally lukewarm receptions down
(01:00:22):
south anyway.
It was such a really good ideato fucking turn him bad because
that just fucking spurred awhole new boom.
He was responsible for twobooms of wrestling.
So you have to give it to himfor his cultural significance to
to wrestling he oversaw.
He had one of the biggest arms26 inch pie let me tell you,
(01:00:42):
dude, I got the biggest pythonsin wrestling brother 26 inch
pythons Dude, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
It's like the size of a fucking small young guy's
waist, fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah.
So we would be Hardly missed ifwe didn't mention the Hulkster
and you know him passing.
It's like these things happenin threes.
They say so I Hope there ain'tno more.
So you never know at this pointthat we talked about ozzy last
week and now we have to talk.
We talked about how kogan.
I should have mentioned thatright off the rip, but I
(01:01:15):
actually forgot all about it.
To be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
No, dude.
I'm glad you brought it up,because because do we could have
?
We could have possibly talkedabout it last week, but last
week I think we were.
Yeah, I was.
It was the day ozzy died yeahso we talked about it then and
uh, and then the next day, yeah,the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So we're we're a week behind on every current event.
So so, by the time you listento this, it's always, it'll
always be like a weekend, soit'll be a week and a half by
the time you hear this.
So well, with that said, we areout of time.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
So so, jay, any final thoughts before we take off no,
just like to say thank you toeverybody for listening.
Um, no, joke, had a greatfucking anniversary.
So I'm, you know, I love mywife and I'm really happy to be,
with her and then, uh, thankyou to cadence and everybody
yeah, thank you to all yeah tony, thank you for letting us know
(01:02:06):
that things weren't playingright.
That pissed me the fuck off,man, because we didn't.
I I honestly.
I just thought we ran out oftime.
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
No, I had no clue.
It's because I don't know?
It's because, like I hit, I hit, you know the fucking, you know
publish, but like either a likeit fucking doesn't go through,
and it says, oh okay, you'recool, and then I'm like it
doesn't go through and it says,oh okay, you're cool, and then
I'm like it doesn't.
So it's something with the feed, I don't know.
I'm going to wait until I'mgoing to check Spotify that
(01:02:36):
night and make sure it actuallygoes through, because we can't
be having that.
So, whatever, that's my fault.
So I'm going to fire myself.
So this is going to be every'mgonna fire myself.
So this is only good.
This is gonna be every day withjay.
This is so.
This is my last show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I have to come over to john's house and record my
own podcast, record my own show,just to teach me shit, not to
teach him how to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
But, yeah, big thanks to everyone who's been
listening.
Uh, new listeners, I know we'vegot an influx of new listeners,
so we appreciate you guys whohave just come aboard.
We hope you enjoy the ha-ha-hasand all that shit, so yeah, so
hopefully you stick around andif you don't, well, go fuck
yourself.
So that's the way it is.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Thank you to Skittles too, yeah thanks, skittles.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
They are special guest, skittles.
Thank you to his mom forbringing him here.
It's great that he's onGrounded and hopefully we see
more of him.
So, with that being said, we'llsee you guys next time on, john
, I am John Brixner and I'mJason Scherger.
We'll see you guys next timeLater, guys.
Bye-bye.
It's everyday with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry.
(00:52):
It's not your day, it's not myday.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
(01:16):
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day
with john and jay no it's yo,it's it's monday.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh man, do we got a lot to talk about today yes,
there is a, a whole plethora,plethora of of would you say, I
have a plethora a plethora, aplethora of things to discuss
today.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Um, I'm gonna go off and get these thoughts off my
brain.
Now I have seen the new happykilmore 2.
I have two electric boogaloo.
Let me hear your thoughts firstand foremost.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, so I went into it.
Obviously we talked about itand talked about how much of a
disappointment we thought it wasgoing to be.
So I tried to get them thoughtsout of my mind before.
I watched it absolutelyopen-minded.
I didn't hate it.
I thought that some of thethings were stupid okay but I
(02:42):
think they kind of played themoff halfway decent.
I love the call out um,especially to the uh, to the kid
who died and grown-ups right,yeah, I think that was really
cool.
Right um boyle, I think thekid's name was boyle, bryce
boyle or something yeah but um,I liked it.
(03:04):
I thought it was really good.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Thank you can you see that?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I sure can, okay but I thought, I thought, I thought
actually honestly I thought itwas a halfway decent movie um
prana and spoiler alert yeah,spoiler alerts my favorite
fucking part of this whole movie, okay, is when adam sandler's
kid looks at him and goes youremind me of my dad.
At the end of the movie yeahthat was so good yeah anybody's
(03:30):
not like she's supposed to be ina with him or something like
that was the?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
was the um the the the other daughter?
Like his was.
Was that another daughter?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
yes, okay, really, dude, I was like, wow, what an
ass on that girl.
Yeah, holy shit, she was inyoga bands beginning.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm like I I like seeing.
Mjf was one of the sons andhe's a pro wrestler in aw so uh
the biggest one in the fuckingbunch.
Dude just beating the shit outof the car I never felt so bad
for a car so people, if youlisten to the show and if you
know me in real life, know howmuch of a fucking prude I or you
know I'm so overly critical ofmovies and unless he's jerking a
(04:08):
train.
Tranny off yes, yeah, let'shave.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Give it a reach around to a train unless she's
on kempton and he's like nope, Iwant a manly woman, I I want
you.
Don't be too well.
Oh, we only discussed this acouple.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, we did go check that out, because it's a
riveting conversation in itself.
I have to say both.
I actually like this movie,dude.
It's like seeing a friend Okay.
So to me this is like theequivalent of a you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm really surprised.
I know I'm very, very, verysurprised.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I even let the movie digest for a good hour before I
kind of thought about did I likethis or not?
Actually, I came away from thatmovie going I didn't hate it
and then the more I digested, Igo.
You know what I actually likedit a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I can't say, I liked it a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I liked it.
I mean, I liked it.
It was okay.
To me it was like seeing like,okay, you had a best friend and
you're a best friend with thatperson for 20 years and you kind
of fell off and you kind oflike grew apart.
And then you come back to yourhometown for like a reunion and
then you see them and you'relike, hey, how's it going?
You know you reminisce aboutthe old times.
(05:16):
The old times are in the past,but you'll never get those back.
It was good to kind ofreminisce and think about it and
have have fun with it for oneone more time.
My biggest problem that I havethere's a lot of dumb shit in
this movie.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Virginia bennett getting killed right at the
beginning was just really rough,like I said.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Spoiler alert um but it's on, I was actually okay
with that, because to me it gaveconflict like, yeah, it sucks.
You think it drove the story itdrove the story.
I think it gave conflict.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I was okay with that, yeah, I could see that.
When he's like I love the, thecallback to her walking with the
beers all the time, dude, itwas funny.
She's like, really, that's oneof the worst parts in this
fucking movie.
Rob schneider's stupid, you cando it.
Fucking bullshit, dude, didn'tI call.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Did I call that you did?
I told you I knew it was gonnabe in this movie.
You can do it.
I Fucking bullshit, dude,didn't I call that.
Did I call that you did?
I told you I knew it was goingto be in this movie, you can do
it.
I was like, all right, dude,it's done.
I told you I go, dude, what arethe odds that you could do?
It's going to be in this movie.
And I, yeah, I told Carrie Ilost it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I laughed, knew this was going to be in this movie.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That is one of the worst thing I you know.
Honestly, I cringe every time.
Let me tell you one of thehighlights of this film yes,
please, john fucking daly, johndaly, squirting sanitizer in his
mouth.
I wanted so much more of johndaly in this movie because,
first of all, I'm a I love johndaly.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I do too, that's like the steve austin of golf he is
dude, he's just one of the.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He's just that rough around the edges.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Don't give a fuck bare feet and shit the dude's
nuts.
He drinks diet coke.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
He's kind of like the fucking, he's like the happy
gilmore of real golf, like, yeah, he's that rough around the
edges, bad boy kind of you justdon't give a fuck about anything
.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Drinks, beer, smokes, cigarettes, all the course I
mean steve okay, and I will saythat steve buscemi's character
kind of pushed the envelope ofbeing stupid a little bit too it
wasn't necessary I was like Idon't I don't know why he's in
there.
I don't know.
I think it just includes stevebuscemi yeah, I think that was
obviously.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Usually I'm a huge steve buscemi.
It was just a shoehorn him inthe movie because all of You're.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Mr Faggot.
Okay, mr Pink, mr Pink.
Well, I'm like Mr Pussy.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Mr Pussy.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'll be Mr Purple, that sounds good.
No, another guy on another jobis Mr Purple, you're.
Mr Pink, I got that dude'svoice down dude.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's awesome.
I like the cameos of all thepros.
I think they all did a reallydecent job.
I did, too.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I was nervous about it, but I love the, the oh.
And another thing I didn'treally care for was the bad guys
.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I really oh, it was weak it was weak.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was supposed to be .
It was honestly, I think it wassupposed to make fun of live
golf.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, it was supposed to make fun of live golf.
Yeah, that's a 100.
They're taking the piss out oflive live golf, which I didn't
mind the story I want to cut mytendon in half though, just to
see if that works.
I'm just kidding so I didn'tmind the story of a rival live
golf going up again and thenshooter and happy have to team
up.
It's like a Rocky III kind ofdeal, you know Bitter enemies
(08:27):
having to come together to work,sort of.
But the common enemy was Mr Twho beat you know.
But it's like now you got thisweird Because the main bad guy
in this guy is ass kicked thewhole movie.
So it's like, okay, you wantsomething with a little bit more
existential threat.
So you didn't know.
So by the time the third actcame around you didn't know what
the motivations were anymore.
(08:48):
You're like are they?
Are they trying to fight forgolf's?
You know, uh, golf's, uh, youknow, for the future of golf.
Are they playing for the mom?
Are they playing for thedaughter?
I'm so confused what themotivations are for this movie
now, to me it was clear cut.
It's like, okay, there's twostories.
(09:10):
It's happy Gilmore dealing withhim killing his fucking wife on
the golf course, his alcoholismIn turn, what they send his
daughter to fucking balletschool.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The goal was to send her to ballet school, but the
drinking inhibited his hisability to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah and his wife what was wrong with just keeping
that as a central focal point,that that to me those are two
good a and b stories.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What the drinking, just the drinking, and the
daughter thing oh yeah, I meanwell, yeah, but the dog, but the
, the wife would be getting inhis way, because where did he
meet his wife when he wasgolfing, right, right?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So every time, and then but he only knows how to do
one thing and that's good tomake a lot of money when I was
playing golf.
So it's like an endo facto.
So he has to deal with thesedemons in order to do right by
his daughter.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
I thought that would have beenjust a perfect story in itself.
Shooter regabit try, you know,comes in.
This is just me being me.
(10:09):
Shooter comes in and somehow,what's the exact revenge?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
which is a really see , and that's what I wanted yeah,
that's what we I think we all-we all figured out.
We all figured that thatshooter was going to come in for
all like it was going to belike a senior tournament and
they were going to have tofucking go against each other,
right, like one more time.
I do like how shooter teamed up.
I like I was okay with it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'm not saying I didn't like that I did.
I did kind of like that rockythree thing they had going on,
so I was okay with that yeah,kind of like we're apollo creed
oh yeah, ah, oh yeah.
So let's talk about fuckingshoehorning in characters that
really had no business being inthis movie.
One is Chubbs' son, who's theexact same who has a wooden band
(10:52):
.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Too Ridiculous, so stupid, ridiculous, so dumb.
They didn't even try on that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And then you had Mr Larson's kid too.
It's like okay, are we justlike just going to?
It's like okay, are we justgoing to?
It's like hey guys, youremember everybody from Happy
Gilmore, you're going to gettheir sons in this now, oh dude,
they even gave the same fansHappy rules.
Yeah, to me it's everything Ihate about sequels and I've said
(11:21):
this on the show many timeswhere all they're doing is
rehashing gags from the firstmovie, which would a lot of
sequels do but for some reasonthe nostalgia just like washed
over me and I just couldn'twatch this movie without
nostalgia rose colored glasses.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
so yeah, and that's this movie was a standalone
movie.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was shit oh fuck, yeah, I mean this is a.
Since it went to netflix, Iwon't judge it as harshly
because it was free, I didn'tpay money to see this.
Technically, so yeah, it's it's.
I liked it.
I actually, you know, I thoughtit was, it was charming in
spots.
I thought there was some reallygood stuff and there's some
(12:01):
really really bad stuff and it,you know, it's a, it's, it's a c
plus movie to me, or b, ish, bminus.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, I'd say b minus b minus c plus it was good
enough to, I would watch itagain.
I'd watch it again just to kindof see if there's anything I
missed.
But it would be like, but I'mnot, it's not something that I
would fucking, really, reallyreally did this movie need to be
made?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
no, absolutely not, and it's just a blatant cash
grab to appeal to oldermillennials who next will be
billy madison.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I mean, why not?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
why the fuck not?
We might as well do littlenicky too.
We might as well do everyfucking adam saylor movie from
the 90s and just redo it.
Fuck it at this point.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Bulletproof, too bulletproof too, wayans brothers
make it let's do that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Uh, what's that movie with him in a boat?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
overboard yeah let's do overboard.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let's do going overboard too.
Why the fuck not at this point?
But I mean, yeah, it was, itwas fine for what it is, it was
a good.
It was a good uh, frolicthrough memory lane, so and
that's about it.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah on another note, I would like to say
congratulations to my boy tonybuccione and his girl emily.
I saw that are getting uh,engaged.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Honestly, I thought they were.
I thought you guys were alreadymarried.
I thought they were alreadymarried.
To be honest, with you.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's cool though yeah, I'm so stoked for you guys
, that's so also, it's hisbirthday yesterday, which was
awesome, which was myanniversary as well.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Happy anniversary.
Thank you, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Happy anniversary trying to find the thing that um
, did you get like anniversaryhead?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
oh, right, there it is.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I got that the night before I turned over and I
talked to.
I told Sarah I said, dude, I'mhorny, can you help me?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
And she was like can you help me yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
because usually she's like oh no, I'm good.
She's like okay.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Just this.
Once we did a wham bam.
Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yep, I sprinkled a little bit of uh you know tinks
dust on me and then we also gota message from cadence, which
was really cool.
I appreciate it, um, and thenshe also posted on facebook,
which I appreciate it.
But cadence wanted us to go onYouTube and check out Jesse
Murph 1965.
That's the name of the song anddiscuss it, because she said
(14:33):
you're probably gonna have a lotto say about it.
I can only imagine.
I agree.
I think it's.
This is fucking horrible.
Have you seen this already?
I watched a little bit of itcause I was wondering what the
hell she was talking about.
Listen to this bitch is singingdude.
It's horrible.
Coke, you seen this already?
I watched a little bit of itbecause I was wondering what the
hell she was talking about.
Listen to this bitch is singingdude.
It's horrible.
This is a fucking horrible song.
Her titties look nice though,yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
She's hot, I go to church on a Sunday, wake up on
Monday, you go to work and I'dstay home and sing and do fun
things.
I might get a little slap slap,but you wouldn't hit me on
snapchat, don't?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
fucking.
Why is she all off?
Beat shit.
I don't know that is sooff-putting.
I've already.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I'm 20 seconds into this and I'm already in 2 am
saying where you at boy, fuckyou, you didn't write me letters
when you went away.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You'd make me feel better.
This is fergie doing thefucking national anthem all over
again but if you cheated, hell,I wouldn't know oh my god, oh
my god it sounds like a doorcreaking dude.
(15:47):
That's what it sounds likeFucking.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
God, oh my God.
Sounds like a door creakingdude.
That's what it sounds like.
Like it's 1965.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Is this supposed to be bad?
She's fucking smoke show.
I'll say that it's only savinggrace I can mute this and shoot
some fucking J-butter all overthe place.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Is this supposed to be bad, holy shit.
Is she serious or is thissupposed to be bad?
I don't think so.
This is the number one musicvideo, by the way, on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Fucking what.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
This is what it says.
Number one top music video asof the day of this recording
7-29.
Oh my God, really.
Let me see the top comics.
Since when is pornographyallowed on YouTube?
That's what one of the commentssaid.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
No shit.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I wonder if it gets worse the fact that YouTube okay
, let's just keep watching.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I didn't watch enough of it.
Dude, if I was 12 or 13, I'd bespanking, spanking.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would love this as a 13 year old.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He's gonna fuck Jesus .
Dude right there.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Let Jesus fuck you.
Let Jesus fuck you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
This is like JoJo Siwa level bad.
Have you heard her fuckingBetty Davis eyes cover?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yes, oh my God Okay good.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I won't subject you to that.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yes, I have heard of it.
Whoa what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Dude, you better lick that tit boy.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a fucking second.
What the fuck?
There's full on porn in thisdude.
This is like the pussy videofrom fucking Rammstein in a way.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
It reminds me of Tip Drill.
Tip Drill with Nelly.
Dude from Nelly had like pussyand shit in it.
Why is this on YouTube?
She's like I would be 20 andit'd be acceptable for you to be
40.
Oh yes, it's a love song.
(18:08):
You know what I was hoping?
Like you'd see up the stairs,you'd see a fucking flash.
That would be awesome.
You'd blow your fucking brainsout.
I think I'd give up a few ridesIf you were.
Just she's eating that old ladysnake.
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Like it's 1965.
She's eating that old ladysnake, yeah dude Need Edward
Scissorhands yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's a beehive.
If I've ever seen one, she'spretty fucking hot, is this done
?
Ironically.
Do they know this is bad or isthis actually done on purpose?
Good, they're trying to be goodBecause this is just so
nonchalantly bad that I can'ttake any other explanation that
this is done intentionally.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No wonder it's the number one video.
There's people fucking in it.
Dude, it doesn't take much.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
What the fuck's going on.
Yeah, I'm I'm convinced morethan anything that this is done
just to fucking generate views,because I can't get behind the
fact that they're serious withthis yes okay let's get to okay.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So sarah told me about a band yesterday.
Look, I gotta have our podcaston right now thanks.
Thank you, cadence, for thatthat was here's a song sarah
thinks that we would both like,which is actually pretty good.
It's called losing sleep by vssky and it is pretty fucking,
(19:49):
actually pretty cool.
It's got a little mix of likechorus, but then it also has
that screaming and shit.
It's not as good as Pale Face,but it's losing sleep.
Yeah, that's it.
It's got a little techno shitin it too.
Oh, I love little techno shit.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I trace your ghost and every face I see.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Have you heard this already?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yes, okay, take you to the high when you're haunting
me.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
She was bugging me to play it in the truck yesterday.
She's like, play it, play it,play it, play it.
And I'm like, okay, do the roar, but I never won.
You feel me, but I can't findmy way back Every year.
That I am Feels like a riot.
Got a little Breaking Benjamingoing on.
A little five-finger, a littlefive-finger, a little Breaking
(21:02):
Benjamin.
It sounds like Nickelback.
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Dude's got a fucking seven head.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's like a drive-in theater right there, Dude.
I think it's massive.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
A little half-step.
Okay, A little half step.
Okay, A little half stepbreakdown.
I like that All that growlingright into the clean vocals.
Oh, that's beaut.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
This is how you remind me.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
This is what Nickelback should be.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I trace your ghost and every face I see Can't kill
the heart.
We're gonna have to end.
You guys are my friends, right.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's pretty cool.
I like it.
I like this.
If I heard this in the car, I'dvibe to it All right, dude you
ready for some good shit?
I love good shit.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, this is my favorite.
I've been listening to PaleFace Swiss since last week Dude,
that band's so good.
Pale.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Face Swiss the Orphan .
Speaker 1 (23:05):
This is my number.
This is my favorite Pale FaceSwiss song.
I love the one we listen to,but this is my favorite of their
song and it is fuckingridiculous.
And they are from oh okay, coolthey're.
These guys are from switzerland, that's why the weather is so
good sarah was even digging onme yesterday.
(23:32):
Yes, sarah was even digging onme yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yes, this is fucking amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, I told you, dude, I knew you'd like this
song.
Dude, I knew you'd like thissong dude yeah.
Every song these guys sing isfucking gold.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Stanky face engaged.
I Do the base that base.
Look that bass lick.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Oh, dude, that's fucking slam, dance shit.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, I know, dude, I'd love to see these guys live.
Dude, dude, that'd be badass,that'd be badass.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Woo, I open my empty, open the death, death, death.
I just want to stay still andopen my empty open the death,
death, death.
So many voices in my goddamnhead.
My empty open.
I am dying of this world, thefuckers.
It's so sad the world ends ontwo.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I hit the bell before the breakdown.
That was so good.
I love that shit bro, I love itwhen they do them little noises
.
Yeah, it's like a woo.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Woo.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh, we're going to slow it down, Dude.
This song's like six minuteslong.
Are you fucking kidding meright now, Dude?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
that's crazy.
I just got a text message whendo you want Skittles' mom to
park?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, in front is fine, okay, I'll just tell her to
park in front of my fucking.
Oh, want skittles mom to park.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
oh, uh, in front, it's fine, okay, I'll just tell
her to park in front of myfucking skittles is gonna yeah
skittles is gonna.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Skittles got ungrounded, huh a little special
.
Yeah, dude, it's been a while,he's been ungrounded for a
little bit, but he just uhfinally, I will say like that's
pretty harsh for just stealing anickel out of his mom's purse.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
So well, he admitted to it, man and he was online
like she was pissed because itwas embarrassed.
Yeah, he was, it wasembarrassing.
So yeah he's, uh he's, he'shere today.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So so we will be having skittles here, yeah I
think he's gonna stay for thesecond half.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Second, half okay yeah, and we'll see if we can
get him to rap.
We'll talk to him, but okay,yeah, but dude, uh, yeah, I love
pale face, swiss dude, I'vebeen so addicted to him.
Have you ever heard of MuckSticky?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I have for some reason, probably from me, that's
probably from you.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Sounds like something you would tell me Look up, muck
Sticky thingy thing.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
This dude is awesome.
He's all about funny, goodthings.
Oh yeah, dude, he even got hisofficial video.
I love this guy, I do.
He's got a goofy voice and he'sa good.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
He's actually.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, he's actually a really good guy, like in real
life.
He's a good dude.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
One take, here we go.
Yes, I've heard this, here wego.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
This hot chick is all up on my dangling yes, I've
heard this Giving me the eyewhile we dance this thing.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I can't stop staring at her belly ring.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, dude, I remember this.
Holy shit, dude, I haven'theard this in forever.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I can't stop staring at this funny ass bitch.
Crazy when she dips and givesher hips a twist.
She licks her lips in motionsFor me to come here, we get to
dancing.
Then she starts to whisper inmy ear I'm really freaky, so
let's take a trip around theblock, we'll hit the skunk.
And if you want, I'll start tocook your sock.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
She grabs my rock and then I know you know, this is
like fucking CKY kind of shitman.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It is kind of.
But what I like about MuckSticky is he has his mom and
sister in his videos.
His sister's got learningdisabilities.
I love this.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
This is something you would make man.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Oh, 100% I'm not the nastiest feller, but some say I
am.
They're probably mad because Italk about the bearded clown.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
This is something you would do.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
The hatchet wound beaver scooch or the punanu?
I've heard not about them, I'mjust having fun and living every
single day.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
So if anybody remembers back in the day uh,
level up and stuff Tony Bucciani, you probably remember to Tony.
Um, it was uh, jeremy Claryshowed me the shit.
I'm like what the fuck heshowed me and it got stuck in my
head and I showed my kid this.
Today she goes.
That was fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
She didn't say fucking but she's like, that's
weird that was weird.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I put muck sticky on the same line as mark our uh,
mark rebeli.
You've heard him, right I?
Know, you know yeah, yeah, oh,that felt good.
Hey, did you have you everheard Mark Reveley's fucking
Flamingo song?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Maybe, oh my God dude .
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I love Mark Reveley dude he's one of my favorites
dude but he does this Flamingosong and he's like I'm a
Flamingo.
He's like I'm going to eat yourfucking grandma.
Grandma, I'm going to fuck yourgrandma because I'm a Flamingo.
Dude oh my God, dude, I lovethat one.
And I love the girls clubbecause Mark Reble, dude, what
(30:39):
made him so popular?
Dude.
I love the looper because Iwant to get one to make my own
beats and do shit and just becrazy, and so, yeah, I
definitely want to fucking dothat.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Whoa who is that?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Who is that?
Who is that?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
All right, come on in .
Dude Sup guys Skittles Spin alittle bit.
Do you want me to close this?
Yeah?
Okay, Skittles a little bit,show me, you close this yeah,
okay, skittles have a seat broson, you just want me to sit
over here yeah, sit over there.
What's up, dude?
(31:21):
Hey, what's up zane?
John, it's been a minute.
Finally back in the studio,that's right cool.
So so, uh, you're going in, get, uh, get up to the mic, dude.
So you're finally ungroundedhuh.
Yeah, I've been.
Yeah, thank God.
So I'm sitting at home playingmy fucking Xbox One and just
(31:44):
getting tired of it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, so how long were you actually grounded for?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Before I say anything else, I have to say that my mom
is the most beautiful woman inthe world.
That's that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yes, she said I had to say that, yeah, your mom's
hot that's okay, yeah your mom'spretty hot hey, don't talk
about my mom like that, I'msorry.
Sorry, dude, your mom is she'sa smoke show, bro, she's not bad
looking dude nah whatever so,uh, skittles, did you see the
new Happy Gilmore yet, since youprobably have had a lot of time
on your hands, I did not.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh, okay, have you watched any movies in your time
off?
I watched Rugrats in Paris.
That's actually not a bad movie.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Rugrats in.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Paris, dude yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I remember that movie .
Is that the one where CharlesFinster married some French
woman or something?
I think I vaguely remember that.
Is that the one?
And then they introducedanother baby character she's
French and shit.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I don't know, I fell asleep.
Oh, okay, I can understand that, dude.
I can't watch a movie withoutfalling asleep either.
Well, what else have you donein your time off there, skittles
?
Well, just mostly, you knowwatch TV and stuff.
Been watching a lot ofSpongeBob SquarePants, because I
(33:05):
love SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
He's definitely one of my favorites.
I also started watching AquaTeen Hunger Force.
I say we got another friend wholikes spongebob a lot.
So it's kind of you guys.
You guys have a lot in common.
We may have to get you guystogether and maybe you guys can
hang out sometime.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Our friend tim, I know.
Yeah, I was gonna say I think Iknow who you're talking about
because tim likes spongebob too.
So that's pretty cool yeah Ilike to stay by myself.
I'm like the Lone Rangers.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
You're a loner, a lone wolf, if you will.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, sounds about right.
A little lone wolf ski overhere with Skittles.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
What's your real name , skittles, by the way.
What's your first name, james,james.
What's your last?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
name.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
What's your last name ?
James?
What's your last name?
What's your?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
last name Martin.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
James Martin.
Yeah, okay, james SkittlesMartin.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Skittles ain't really my name.
Oh, okay, that would be funny.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay, I mean, do you introduce yourself?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Do you go by, jimmy?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Jim Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What do you go by, jimmy?
Yeah, do you like?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Jim, jim.
So we got Jimbo, what do you goby?
Skittles Also, like if somebodygoes hi, this is my, so it's,
this is my friend, they will go.
Skittles, right, yeah, likeexplain yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Explain that to me.
Why do you go by Skittles?
Why don't you go by James orJim?
And explain that to me.
What are you doing?
I dropped my pencil on thefloor somewhere in here.
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I didn't even know he came in with a pencil.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
It was in my pocket.
I got it.
It's in my pocket again.
Repeat the question.
Yeah, so I'm wondering why yougo by Skittles and you don't go
by jim, james, jimbo or have anyother nicknames, like what let
me?
Let me ask you where didskittles come from?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
where did yeah, have we've ever.
Yeah, I don't think we've evergot the origin.
Maybe we have, but I like tohear it again because it's been
so long well, when I was growingup, the biggest rap star was
eminem okay so that candy wastaken oh, oh and butterfingers
sounds gross, so I went withskittles.
(35:26):
Okay, well, you obviously can'tcall yourself skittles, because
would there be some sort ofintellectual property thing with
with with you know the makersof skittles?
Because would there be somesort of intellectual property
thing with with with you knowthe makers of skittles?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
yeah, mine shot two d's and a z oh, skiddles, yeah,
okay, so that that's, how youskirt three ah so that's how you
?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
oh, the z gives you the street cred.
Yes, yeah, so that's how niggas?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
know me you can't say that, dude.
You can't say that on the airyou can't say that you can't.
It's so fucking, so bad dude,dude, come on man like sorry
well, where'd you?
I like all colors?
Where'd you learn that word bythe?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
way.
Where'd you even learn that?
You're way too young to besaying that rap music, rap music
, it's, it's, it's.
Is that what I mean, like?
Who are?
Who are your biggest influencesin rap, by the way?
Besides eminem, because we'veestablished that already, so who
else?
I would say, uh, marshallmathers the same same guy also
sim shady, same same guy, it'seminem, that's eminem as well.
(36:27):
And stan, that's, that's acharacter, that's an eminem
thing too.
So we've established eminem,eminem, eminem, eminem and stan,
which was an eminem song.
So who else, besides any emineminfluenced derivative thing?
That dr, dr, okay, okay, that'sa different person, true, so?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I love dr dr.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
No joke fist bump bro , hell, yeah.
So you think you could likefuck, yeah.
So if I give you like a Westcoast like Dr Dre Beat, would
you be able to Rap to that rightnow, or yeah, I think I could
probably do that.
Okay, let me give you a second.
Let me find a West coast, westcoast, let me clear my mind for
(37:11):
a second.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Go ahead and clear your mind.
Dude, cows and chickens, pigsthat's what I like to do with my
hands I'm good so.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
So just give me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
So I'm doing this totally random off youtube wow,
dr Dre type beat pops right up,that's awesome.
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Just go in whenever you feel like it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Can I have one?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
of those days?
Wait, hold up.
Why do you say that beforeevery beat?
It's one of those days.
Are you trying to be LimpBizkit, or what's the story with
that?
Do you like Limp Bizkit?
No joke, when you were, whenyou were grounded we were john
and I were asking about this,yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
So why do you say yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
well, everybody has a day and sometimes, yeah, one of
those things.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
So one time I just want to hit my audience.
Maybe they had one of thosethings.
So one time I just want to hitmy audience.
Maybe they had one of thosethings and they can relate.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Oh, so you're being relatable, yeah, oh, okay.
Okay, I thought maybe you likeLip Biscuit and you're trying to
kind of hone in on some of that, so I don't know, no, no, do
you like Lip Biscuit?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You can sit me next to Christina Aguilar and.
Fred Dixon and talk to AlGibb's head first.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Remember that song?
Yeah, m&m Okay.
Yeah, m&m yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Okay, so let's go ahead and I'll restart this and
I'll let you do your thing.
There we go.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh shit.
Did you ever have one of thosedays when your scented markers
Just didn't have any scentsanymore?
What?
All I want to do is smellblueberries.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Maybe I should switch to red, go over here and get
myself a little sweet red.
My name is Skittles.
I'll use the fucking marker.
That's yellow right in themiddle.
It smells less like lemon.
Here we are sitting heresucking on salmon.
Wanna tell you one thing Can'twait till lunch.
I'm into grapes.
Wanna be here coloring on mypicture of Mickey Mouse.
(39:31):
Mickey Mouse.
I can't wait to hang this onthe fridge back at my fucking
house.
My mom says I'm a good painter.
Then my dad licked on her tank.
What?
Just go with it.
Okay, I won't move.
Let's go Give me that marker.
Can you hear me?
Don't hit site.
(39:52):
Wanna hold back.
See, that's pages Doing thatshit.
I'm the best color of all ages.
They tell me I win.
Give me super cool because I'llspin.
That's what.
I'll go to recess Because I'mthe best.
All right, that's the end ofthat beat.
I'm done with this.
(40:13):
That wasn't bad dude.
That wasn't bad dude.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
That wasn't bad.
It was a little rough aroundthe show.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
You can tell it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
You can tell it's been on the show and kind of
threw that out there.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But why did you want to talk about markers?
How is sniffing markersrelatable?
Because I don't think a lot ofpeople really do that per se.
Do say do you remember thosemarkers you had on like first
grade and stuff that had smelled?
Right, they smelled, but Ididn't like exclusively sniff
them or anything.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
It just brings me back to a good time, oh okay, so
it's nostalgic for you.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, okay, did you?
Have you ever like sniffedanything else besides like
markers, like glue or white out?
Sometimes my fingers you'refearing to sniff your fingers.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I do the uh, I do the test to see if I have to take a
shower.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh, so I rub the fingers.
That's your barometer, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I rub the fingers through my nuggets and then I
fucking sniff them.
That's your barometer.
That is fucking gross.
That's gross dude.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
You should be taking a shower like every day, Dude,
like, oh man, you shouldn't behaving some sort of barometer
Skittles.
I love you, but that is sofucking gross, you do kind of
reek man.
I actually I thought it waslike leftover Wendy's, but I
thought I know it's not me, Ijust took a shower.
I thought it was like doessomebody leave Wendy's in a hot
car?
Cause that's kind of what yousmell like sorry.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
I had to ride in a hot car over here cause my mom's
air conditioner in her cardon't work, so let's just say
there's moist down below.
It's awesome there's moisture.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You're a little moisture, a little moisture
there.
It's a humid day down in.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
South Beach.
That is the best way I've everheard that put dude.
Yeah, usually I just tellpeople that, like you know, like
my dick is Shrek now becausehe's king of the swamp.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
That was funny.
What was that?
Was that?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
a laugh.
It was my laugh, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Okay, right on, so Skittles any other influences
besides A little?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Snoop Dogg.
Maybe Snoop Dogg's a goodinfluence.
Okay, tupac, pretty much likeDeath.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Row.
Okay, do you listen to Anythinglike recent, like Kedrick,
lamar or Drake or anything likethat, or?
Um I don't know like you everheard, like, not like us gets.
You know, it's a big, it's ahot diss track.
Kendrick lamar, he was at thesuper bowl.
I believe.
No, no, no, never, you neverthey just don't, they don't they
(42:34):
don't resonate to you at all orno.
Okay, like I'm old like humblehumble's a really good song by
kendrick lamar.
Yes, no, no, no, okay, whatabout Okay?
What about like Biggie Smalls?
Do you like Biggie?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Oh, in the Taurus BIG .
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, the Taurus BIG.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yes, I do like.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Biggie.
Okay, so if I give you let'sgive you like an East Coast type
rap, would you indulge us inanother?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
So let me, skittles, I might join you on this one.
I might battle you, if that'sokay, bring it on.
Okay, we'll see, bud, I likethe M&M picture.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'll go with this one .
Now, bear with me, I don't knowif this is good or not, so this
is random.
You can go first, by the way,too Okay if this is good or not.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
So this is random.
You can go first, by the way,too.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
You remember one of those things where you're
fucking, your mom doesn't makeexactly what you want for
breakfast and she burns yourbacon?
Me neither.
I said, mom, I like two fuckingeggs.
She said, bitch, I like twofucking nigs.
She said, bitch, shut up andrun your legs back to your
fucking table and sit on allfours.
I said you, bitch, you can goout the door.
(43:55):
She said what did you say?
I'm not going to make youanything.
I said, bitch, I'm going tosmack you and make you sing.
She's like Nah, you better not.
I said You're the mostbeautiful woman that I fucking
got I.
She's like nah, you better not.
I said you're the mostbeautiful woman that I fucking
got.
I don't want to get groundedagain.
I just want to be here hangingout with all my fucking friends
Me, john Jay and the Boof andwhen I say we're coming back,
(44:16):
we're doing rap moves.
I just want to be in here.
I want to put some sounds andrap music in your ear.
I just want to tell you mystory.
I can't wait to go home andwhack off because I'm horny.
Okay, sounds pretty good.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
All right, jay, all right, you want to go out on
this?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, I'll do something, let me see.
Okay, get it.
Listen up, you littlemotherfucker Doing that shit,
puss me up like a sucker.
I'll fucking hit you back and Ihit you in the chest doing that
shit.
Bitch, call the coast, I'm thebest.
Bring you with the two hitsdoing shit.
Bitch, wanna hit you up.
That's what you getmotherfucker coming back.
(44:56):
But you know, jay spits doingthat shit, busted up diarrhea.
Got the chance One to hit youwith that, to doing that shit.
But this bitch you know what Ifucking do Wanted to hit you up,
put something Busting with mywhole crew.
Motherfucker, bitch, when I say, fuck you, that wasn't bad Tay,
I'm pretty happy with you.
Maybe we can come up with Acandy name for you too.
(45:18):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Nah, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That was kind of fun, that wasn't bad.
Yeah, that wasn't bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't really a battlerap, it was just kind of you
know, just kind of yeah you justgot to collab A little.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Collab A little collab.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
A little collab, that's all right.
I mean, it was a littlecollaboration.
You know Skittles featuringJason, you know going back to
the old days and stuff Skittles,who do you think is better?
Do you think you're better thanJason?
How do you rate your skills, asopposed to, say, somebody like
(45:53):
Jay?
Where do you rate yourself?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Okay, I'm better.
Oh, you're just straight up,but you're going to go.
You didn't even have to thinkabout it.
I agree, I think he's better.
Oh, you think Skittles isbetter than you.
I think he's better, Okay.
Okay, I thought Jay's flow wasa little bit better.
I thought Skittles was, Ithought, your flow, I thought
your rhymes were a littleoffbeat a little bit.
But I've just been giving youjust a little constructive
criticism.
You know that's, you know, justthat's my opinion.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Now.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Sean's turn.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
What rap no, I don't rap no I, I I that's, I'm not
gonna lie.
I'm trying to get john to do itskittles.
I don't rap.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
So you know it's like listen I, I, I will find you a
beat.
You guys could do your thing,but yeah, that's, that's not for
me, sorry, but I appreciate it.
I appreciate you uh wanting tohear what I have to say, but I
don't I I don't.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I'm just happy to be ungrounded for a while.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I bet it feels good yeah, I bet it feels good to be
out of the house.
It sucks, man, like I felt likea prisoner.
So so, like what do you gotplans for the weekend?
Because you know, like your,this is like your first week out
, so the weekend is your firstweekend.
Well, do you got any big plans?
You got to hit up any ladies?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
you know I'm saying me and the boys are gonna to get
together and then we're goingto go down to the local ice
cream place.
Okay, local ice cream Hit on a16-year-old?
What?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
the fuck.
I don't think you're allowed todo that.
I'm allowed to, are you how?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
old are you?
Anyway, as long as I ain'tsticking my winker in them,
Skittles, how old are you?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
yeah, that's true.
Me and john were kind ofwondering how how old are you?
You still live at home withyour mom and I was.
Always we were debating how oldyou were.
So I just turned 20 last month.
You just turned 20.
Well, you can't be goinghitting on 16 year olds at the
ice cream store why the fuck?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
yeah, I don't know.
Dude, I I think I can't saynothing because you're gonna get
grounded for permanent when Iwas smashing sarah.
I was like 18 dude, so no yeah,when I got pregnant I was 18
dude, so I got her dadthreatened to put me in jail.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
So really yeah, I didn't know, that you didn't
know that.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh yeah, he said, I didn't know that he goes if
she's pregnant.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I hope you don't mind fucking prison food you're
going to prison, oh shit Ididn't know that but he never
did anything.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Well, obviously, because you're still here, well,
yeah, because he knows that.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Uh, I would love prison, dude and we will
emotional damage.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
You won't go there no , he, uh.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
he texted me yesterday dude actually, which I
think is really cool on ouranniversary, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Okay, I haven't talked to him in a long time,
dude he's just such a goodfather-in-law dude.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I love him as a father-in-law.
He Let me see here I'll readwhat he wrote.
He goes happy anniversary.
I'm proud to call you myson-in-law.
Oh, that's nice dude.
Like no joke.
He always brags to sarah abouthow like good I'm, like he's,
how proud he is of me, um, howgood I'm doing and uh,
(48:51):
everything else and like, how,like turning the dj business
around and how successful it isand stuff.
Who's sarah?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
that's my wife dude yeah, it's his wife.
It's actually, it's my cousintoo, dude yeah it's his wife,
it's actually my cousin too.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh no shit, yeah Got any other cousins.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I got plenty of cousins.
Why you want me to hook you upwith one?
Yes, please.
All right, let me make a fewphone calls for you.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, there you go.
Well, I would say Sarah'ssisters, but I don't think
that's going to work out.
You'd have a better chance withBill Clinton.
I'm just kidding Fuckingbaseball dude.
Yeah, dude, chelsea Clinton,chelsea Clinton, that's a tall
order, dude.
You have a better chance withBill.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Oh man, dude Skittles , have you ever felt the warm
embrace of a woman?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, I hug my mom all the time.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
That's not what I meant.
I meant, like you know, haveyou ever had one touch your
peepee?
Yeah, what he said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Like have you ever had one touch your fucking
peepee and stuff?
Have you ever?
Speaker 2 (49:58):
fucked a woman.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
No, sadly not at all.
No, so you're a virgin.
Don't say it so loud, sorry.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
There's nothing ashamed about it.
You're just saving yourself forthe right woman.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
That's what losers say.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I mean, you're not a loser, Come on man.
You're like a prominentup-and-coming rapper.
That's true, see, yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
So I don't see how any woman To be honest, dude, I
wish I would have kind of waiteduntil I got married and stuff.
Don't get me wrong, dude,getting my dick wet was fun, but
I applaud you dude.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
See, look, yeah, see, look, dude fuck dude.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I had a kid by the time.
I was your age, dude, so yeahthere you go man life was a lot
different.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Oh, well, you're not really.
I did whatever I wanted you'refree to do whatever.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
That's kind of a shitty dad.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
I did whatever I wanted, yeah so at least you
don't got a little little miniskittles running around so,
speaking of which dude, like Iknow, you talk about your mom
all the time.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Dude like, do you have a dad or what's going on
with?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
that's a good question.
Yeah, what about your?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
dad.
Well, when skittles was aboutfour, his uh, he left, he took
off.
I thought this was going to gosomewhere else I haven't seen
him since.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
You haven't seen him since you were four years old.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
No, I haven't talked to him.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Does he ever send you like birthday cards?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (51:23):
miss him.
I don't remember him.
You don't remember him, do you?
Speaker 1 (51:26):
miss them, I don't remember them.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
You don't remember at all, huh.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
No, I don't remember them at all.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
It just sucks.
Do you get upset when your momdates at all?
Or like does your mom bringboyfriends home?
Does that upset you?
Speaker 1 (51:41):
No, because she helps me go to bed, bed, gets me in
my jammies and then tucks me inand reads me a bedtime story
before her and her her date hangout for a while.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Oh they're.
You know they're probablyfucking right I don't want to
talk about it.
I wouldn't either, dude to behonest, yeah, I mean well,
sounds like a sore subject.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry forbringing that up actually.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I should have done it .
That's all you know.
It is what it is right,skittles yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Skittles, do you have any cats or dogs or any other
companions, animal companionsthat could keep you?
I have two cats, two cats.
Okay, I have cats too.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Uh, uh, names, what are the names ebony and ivory
ebony and ivory it perfect.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
My mom called them that one's black, one's white.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Oh I, I could see that yeah yeah, but ebony's a
white one, ebony's the white one.
My mom was confused.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Uh, I mean, does that get confusing after a little
while?
Called the white one emedy andthe ivory not, really not.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
If you, if you're not used to it, like if you're used
to it if you come over to thehouse you're fucking up all day,
yeah I, I would fuck that up.
So that sounds like a goodstart to a song.
Give her one of those dayswhere your cats are named
opposite me.
Neither but that one, I'd haveto say yes, I do.
I could give you a beat forthat if you want to.
Where?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
your cats are named opposite Me, neither but that
one.
I'd have to say, yes, I do.
I could give you a beat forthat if you want to talk about
it.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Sure Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
Got red bottoms on.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
You ever have one of those days where your cat's
names are opposite, because yourmom's a goof, says Ebony and
Ivory.
People keep on fuckingreminding me that one's black
and one's white and theiranswer's all wrong.
And they're not all right.
Their names are wrong here.
(54:05):
I said what the fuck is goingon here?
Can't you name the white one,ivory, and the other one Ebony?
These are just my family.
These are my two little,fucking little kiddies.
You got my little boogers, gotmy little snooki, snooki,
snookers.
I love my little whiskers.
(54:27):
That's it.
I don't know.
I can't rap on this.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
I'm thinking about my cats, okay I mean, you get a
little emotional when you thinkabout your, your kitties.
I love my cats.
Yeah, I could tell in yourvoice that you get a little
choked up.
You know it's kind of a soresubject, can't you?
So you love them that much, huh.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
I do, that's good.
That's good.
They're getting old.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh, how old are they?
One's 11, the other one's 13.
That is pretty old for a cat.
Yeah, okay.
Have you had like any otheranimals besides cats or dogs,
like birds or gerbils oranything like that?
Speaker 1 (55:03):
No, no, just cats gerbils or anything like that.
No, no, just cats, just cats.
Okay, mom won't let me getanything else, okay, and when
they pass away, I'm gonna listento every breath.
You take my puff, daddy, okaythat's a good song.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
So we're uh, we're getting close on time, though I
I mean Skittles.
Is there anything else you wantto talk about?
Speaker 1 (55:29):
No, not really.
My mom's been messaging me.
She says I got to go.
Oh, okay, she's like, I broughtyou in.
We're in a hot car, you know it.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
So your mom's been out there the whole time again.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, we live a little bit away, dude.
We live a little bit away, dude, we live a little bit away.
Oh, she could have came in hereor came inside.
No, because last time somebodytalked about coming inside my
mom, I didn't really appreciateit.
That wasn't me.
Yeah, that would be prettyrough dude, I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Yeah, I mean she could havemade herself at home here if she
did have to sit in the hot car.
So next, made herself at homehere and she did have to sit in
the hot car.
So next time you're here sheyou could invite her in and you
know we can hang out and stuff.
So she could just like sit outin the living room or something
watch tv while you're in herewith us.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
That'd be cool for sure she'd like that.
I mean, at least it's cooler inhere than it is outside.
Speaker 2 (56:19):
Yeah right, home's gonna suck yeah, yeah, so so you
, so I take it.
Uh, you gotta get going thenokay, I gotta roll you gotta
roll all right, dude.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Well, that's cool man .
I understand, get goingwhatever you gotta do.
So I just want to say thank youguys for having me on again.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I'm so glad to be on grounded and, uh, I can't wait
to see more of you skittles.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
We'll definitely have you around more well, as long
as I don't do anything stupid,I'll be fine, that's good.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
Like, don't be stealing no more nickels out of
your mom's purse.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, yeah definitely don't fucking do that at all,
dude.
We yeah, we understand how badthat happened last time, dude
that didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, we haven't seen you in like what four months or
so, so it's been.
It's been a while it's been awhile yeah all right been a
while.
Yeah, All right guys.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
Bye, see you guys later.
All right, bye, skittles, fistbumpies.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, fist bumps, all right Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Fist bumps.
All right, there you go.
Dude, hey, have a good day.
Dude, take a shower.
Dude, you stink.
I will Okay, later later seeyou guys.
(57:35):
Bye, he fucking steak man, itwas pretty rough.
I was like dude.
I guess that it's about like,at least you're across the desk.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
I guess I'm over here right beside you, yeah, so it's
like it's about like somebodyleft wendy's out in a hot car,
but uh, it was good havingskittles um.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
You know what I like about that time though we still
got three minutes yeah, we stillgot because we did uh, because
we had skittles on today, so wedidn't have.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, we didn't do.
There's no skit today becausewe had, we had skittles, you
know, uh, do his thing thing forus.
Uh, he's a little rusty, Icould kind of tell you know, a
little rough around the edges.
I think one thing we didn'ttalk about that's huge.
Okay, hulk hogan passing wehaven't talked about that yet.
No, oh yeah, dude, it's beenkind of tough to keep track of
(58:14):
everybody dude, there's so manypeople dying like it was just
ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
The fucking hulkster, the hulk hogan, died.
Yeah, a lot of people were likehe's racist and shit.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
I'm like I mean he is a piece of shit, but it's like
I'm not going to celebratepeople's deaths.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
I'm not that big of an answer Well, not only that,
dude, you have to give dudecredit for what he did for
wrestling back in the day.
Oh yeah, I could totallyseparate the man from the I'm
going to say straight up I don'tknow if there would have been
as big of a following ofwrestling if you did not have
Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
Hulk Hogan was the wrestler of the 80s, the yeah,
he oversaw the biggest boomperiod outside of, like the late
90s.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
Everybody was a Hulk.
You don't see any other goddamnwrestlers on fucking gremlins,
mr Mom.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
Or not.
Mr Mom, mr Daddy, suburbanCommando.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
No other wrestlers were on fucking rocky.
He was like that first cultural, significant icon,
cross-generational icon ofprofessional wrestling.
You know where he could domovies?
You know then wrestling like hewas that first cross how many
played the same character everytime?
That is true, but you know uhwhat a nice place to live but.
I wouldn't want to visit uh,yes, actually I've always, I
(59:40):
always really liked thishollywood hulk hogan work oh
with the nwo.
I always thought that was such asignificant fucking you know
turn of events where Hulk Hoganwas a bad guy which you never
saw and then if you watch, ifyou look at Dead or Alive, one
of the characters in that wasbased off of Hollywood Hogan.
(01:00:01):
Oh, really, one of the wrestlingcharacters oh, okay, okay, okay
was based off of hollywoodhogan you know he was already
kind of hated down south anywaybecause you know he represented,
you know wwf, you know he'sfrom the north, you know he's
from stanford, connecticut.
He represented that.
So he was already getting likereally lukewarm receptions down
(01:00:22):
south anyway.
It was such a really good ideato fucking turn him bad because
that just fucking spurred awhole new boom.
He was responsible for twobooms of wrestling.
So you have to give it to himfor his cultural significance to
to wrestling he oversaw.
He had one of the biggest arms26 inch pie let me tell you,
(01:00:42):
dude, I got the biggest pythonsin wrestling brother 26 inch
pythons Dude, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
It's like the size of a fucking small young guy's
waist, fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah.
So we would be Hardly missed ifwe didn't mention the Hulkster
and you know him passing.
It's like these things happenin threes.
They say so I Hope there ain'tno more.
So you never know at this pointthat we talked about ozzy last
week and now we have to talk.
We talked about how kogan.
I should have mentioned thatright off the rip, but I
(01:01:15):
actually forgot all about it.
To be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
No, dude.
I'm glad you brought it up,because because do we could have
?
We could have possibly talkedabout it last week, but last
week I think we were.
Yeah, I was.
It was the day ozzy died yeahso we talked about it then and
uh, and then the next day, yeah,the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So we're we're a week behind on every current event.
So so, by the time you listento this, it's always, it'll
always be like a weekend, soit'll be a week and a half by
the time you hear this.
So well, with that said, we areout of time.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
So so, jay, any final thoughts before we take off no,
just like to say thank you toeverybody for listening.
Um, no, joke, had a greatfucking anniversary.
So I'm, you know, I love mywife and I'm really happy to be,
with her and then, uh, thankyou to cadence and everybody
yeah, thank you to all yeah tony, thank you for letting us know
(01:02:06):
that things weren't playingright.
That pissed me the fuck off,man, because we didn't.
I I honestly.
I just thought we ran out oftime.
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
No, I had no clue.
It's because I don't know?
It's because, like I hit, I hit, you know the fucking, you know
publish, but like either a likeit fucking doesn't go through,
and it says, oh okay, you'recool, and then I'm like it
doesn't go through and it says,oh okay, you're cool, and then
I'm like it doesn't.
So it's something with the feed, I don't know.
I'm going to wait until I'mgoing to check Spotify that
(01:02:36):
night and make sure it actuallygoes through, because we can't
be having that.
So, whatever, that's my fault.
So I'm going to fire myself.
So this is going to be every'mgonna fire myself.
So this is only good.
This is gonna be every day withjay.
This is so.
This is my last show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I have to come over to john's house and record my
own podcast, record my own show,just to teach me shit, not to
teach him how to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
But, yeah, big thanks to everyone who's been
listening.
Uh, new listeners, I know we'vegot an influx of new listeners,
so we appreciate you guys whohave just come aboard.
We hope you enjoy the ha-ha-hasand all that shit, so yeah, so
hopefully you stick around andif you don't, well, go fuck
yourself.
So that's the way it is.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Thank you to Skittles too, yeah thanks, skittles.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
They are special guest, skittles.
Thank you to his mom forbringing him here.
It's great that he's onGrounded and hopefully we see
more of him.
So, with that being said, we'llsee you guys next time on, john
, I am John Brixner and I'mJason Scherger.
We'll see you guys next timeLater, guys.
Bye-bye.
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