It‘s This Meets That
From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
If it feels like Russ and Jared have been talking about kings and evil wizards a lot lately... it's because they have been! And it's time to get even wizardier with the fully abridged breakdown for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007), starring Jason Statham, Kristanna Loken, Leelee Sobieski, Claire Forlani, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Brian White, and Mike Dopud. The g...
If you hate movies with short names, you're in luck! Russ and Jared are getting into the trailer for the Uwe Boll nightmare known as In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007), starring Jason Statham, Kristanna Loken, Leelee Sobieski, Claire Forlani, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Brian White, and Mike Dopud. How does a movie with a cast this stacked manage to be so bad? Tune in...
Did you survive the week without getting dragged into an underwater abyss? Good, because Russ and Jared are back to dive headfirst into the full breakdown of The Devil's Mouth (2026), starring Kathryn Newton, Lana Condor, Nico Hiraga, Gavin Casalegno, Tommi Rose, Tayme Thapthimthong, Sahajak Boonthanakit, and Harrison Luna. Can a group of attractive vacationers outsmart a relentless predator in a flooded cave, or are we just watchi...
AHHHH SHARK! ...is what Russ and Jared would say if there was shark behind you while you're listening to the podcast. But there's almost assuredly not, so you can get right into listening to the episode about the trailer for The Devil's Mouth (2026), starring Kathryn Newton, Lana Condor, Nico Hiraga, Gavin Casalegno, Tommi Rose, Tayme Thapthimthong, Sahajak Boonthanakit, and Harrison Luna. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
You know those movies where every decision made seems like there's nothing behind it? Like whatever is happening is purely in service of advancing the "plot" without consideration for how characters would feel or act or exist? This is one of those. Russ and Jared are breaking down Altered (2025), starring Tom Felton, Liza Bugulova, Aggy K. Adams, Richard Brake, and Igor Jijikine. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!
Are you having déjà vu? Russ and Jared feel like they've already seen this one (quick plug for their episodes on Uglies). The guys are getting into the trailer for Altered (2025), starring Tom Felton, Liza Bugulova, Aggy K. Adams, Richard Brake, and Igor Jijikine. You won't want to miss the chaos that is the Prognostications segment on this one. And stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Do you believe in magic? Russ and Jared used to... until they watched this movie and any sense of wonder about the world left their bodies. But y'all get to enjoy the fruits of the demise of their hopes and dreams! It's time to break down (in an abridged fashion) Arthur and Merlin (2015), starring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke, Charlotte Brimble, Adrian Bouchet, David Sterne, and Nick Asbury. Stay tuned for a new Trailer ...
We could all use a little more magic in our lives, especially these days. Russ and Jared are sprinkling some extra magic dust on this episode and getting Arthurian with it for the trailer for Arthur and Merlin (2015), starring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke, Charlotte Brimble, Adrian Bouchet, David Sterne, and Nick Asbury. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
The guys are back, a little later than usual, but only because they've got such a fun, long episode for y'all! Russ and Jared are getting into indie banger (depending on how you interpret that), The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!
Russ and Jared are serving up another listener-requested abomination! This time, they're getting back to fine indie cinema (like Clowntergeist), and tackling The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Russ and Jared are back with a doozy of an episode! The guys are in their wheelhouse with this awful flick about global terrorism (or something, nothing happens in the movie, hard to say). The guys are chatting up a storm about Contract to Kill (2016), starring Steven Seagal, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
Russ and Jared are back with a first! The guys are getting into the body of "work" produced by famous POS, Steven Seagal, starting with Contract to Kill (2016), starring the aforementioned POS, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. This one is sure to be a wildly unrealistic violence-fest, y'all are in for a treat. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Unfortunately Russ and Jared aren't here to talk about Total Recall, but the guys have the next best thing (cries in Arnold impersonation). That's right, the full episode for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. How many tax evasion jokes will the fellas make? Tune in to find out! And stay tuned next week for a new Trailer Trash.
Russ and Jared are back with another alien adventure! This one looks downright silly, and the guys are almost looking forward to it (or at least what they imagine it might be in Prognostications). It's time for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Welp, pack it up, Russ and Jared finally did it. They actually nailed the plot with their Trailer Trash prognostications! You'll have to listen to find out, but let's just say, this movie is as awesomely bad as the guys had hoped. They're talking Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
How many times can the guys say "mindcage!"? It's the new "geostorm!" Find out as Russ and Jared get into it with the trailer for Silence of the Lambs ripoff, Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Prognostications for this one are meta and off the rails, and hopefully the movie is just as unhinged. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
They did, y'all, they really did it. They managed to make Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs with blasters so uncool and boring, it truly boggles the mind. Russ and Jared are still confused about why the movie industry inflicted this upon us all, but the guys are breaking down 65 (2023), starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King, and Brian Dare. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
When did we get to the point where movies have to have long names? Like how did we get from "M" to "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"? A real question Russ and Jared want answers to, while getting back to good old fashioned short-titled movies with the trailer for 65 (2023), starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King, and Brian Dare. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
Remember the halcyon days of college? When your roommate tried to kill your friends and become you? No? Well Russ and Jared are going back to college with The Roommate (2011), starring Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Danneel Ackles, Frances Fisher, Billy Zane, and Nina Dobrev. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!
They're doing it! Russ and Jared are finally fulfilling one of Russ' dreams and doing what's basically Single White Female! That's right, it's the trailer for The Roommate (2011), starring Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Danneel Ackles, Frances Fisher, Billy Zane, and Nina Dobrev. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!
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