Jones’n 2 Branch Out

Catch up on all the chaos in our latest episode! Alysha and Ryan kick things off with what they’ve been binging lately and some theories about their current show. They dive into their decision to take on the 75 “Lite” challenge — because why go full savage when you can ease your way in, right?

Things get real awkward when Alysha calls out Ryan for his, uh… unique sleep habits, leaving him in a full-blown sweat. But like the professi...

It’s Memorial Day(literally recorded this Monday morning) and we’re back causing chaos on the mic! This week, we catch y’all up on what we watched over the weekend — including Branch spiraling through Final Destination Bloodlines and our thoughts on Sinners.

We also get into some real talk: blaming your partner when you get sick (because obviously it’s their fault), what actually qualifies as a “playful shove,” and the specific pett...

This week on Jones’n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha dive into the bizarre and brilliant world of The Substance for their latest Branch Binging pick — trust us, it’s as wild as it sounds. Ryan shares his chaotic work blowout story, while Alysha makes it very clear that if she ever escaped prison, you’d catch her at a McDonald’s.

They also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, celebrating 13 years of marriage with laughs and random t...

In this episode, Alysha and Ryan kick off with a Grubhub scam story, dive into their latest movie binge, and take a nostalgic trip back to the era of iconic dance movies. Things get a little weird (in the best way) when they start talking about dancing in the rain and somehow end up deep in alien theory territory. Plus — they wrap up with some Mother’s Day weekend stories and questionable life choices.

Timestamps:

6:01 — Intro

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In this episode, try your best to keep up as Ryan and Alysha completely derail the topic train at least a dozen times. From binge-watching the latest Black Mirror to debating whether it’s appropriate to let it rain at a funeral (or was that a club?), to those awkward run-ins with high school classmates… at the actual high school. It’s chaotic, it’s random, and it’s exactly the kind of nonsense you didn’t know you needed today.

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In today’s episode, Alysha officially takes Ryan to court! Shouldn’t a husband pay some attention to his wife when she’s killin’ it at the gym? A little look, a quick compliment — is that too much to ask? You be the judge!

Plus, things get wild as they dive into the messy origins of celebrity sex tapes, parental clap backs, and Alysha’s painfully awkward birthday party experience you won’t believe.

Time Stamps:

2:06 — Intro

4:35 — The ...

After a brief hiatus thanks to a tech meltdown (RIP sound files), Ryan and Alysha are back and diving headfirst into some very important questions—like what’s really going on in The Curious Case of Natalia Grace from Good American Family, and wait… was Clint Eastwood in salad dressing commercials or are we just completely off the rails? Between Ryan’s work plug realization to Alysha’s hilarious confusion about space travel (is it r...

In today’s episode, Ryan and Alysha are deep into their latest obsession: Good American Family—and trust us, it’s getting juicy! They also dive into a spicy TikTok convo about people bringing the Holy Spirit into their concert decisions… like, bestie, that might be between you and the Lord, not the timeline. Oh, and did we mention Ryan casually drops that he’s related to two celebrities?! Meanwhile, Alysha’s still waiting on her fa...

In today’s episode, Alysha and Ryan dive deep into the latest catch up of the Terminator saga and what chatGPT says about AI’s growing presence in our world. But that’s just the beginning—things take a turn as they discuss gym encounters, the chaos of counting calories, and whether proposals should get a do-over. Plus, the Beard vs. Makeup Debate is back for round two! Who has the ultimate power of transformation? Tune in for hot t...

Catch our latest episode—stream it now or watch live replay on our Facebook page! This week, we dive into the nostalgia of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, a wild story involving a pimp and a bishop (yes, really), and the absurdity of what some influencers post online. We also get into polyamorous relationships, whether reminiscing about your first love counts as cheating, and the latest viral social media drama—including the infamous “...

In today’s episode, Ryan and Alysha take a trip down memory lane with some old-school cinema and the weird rabbit holes of Tubi scrolling. They also share an exciting update on what could be their first LIVE podcast episode!

Then, things get interesting as they discuss playing devil’s advocate on just about any topic—no matter how questionable. Plus, Alysha’s dreams are next-level, featuring full-on astral projection with strangers....

Ryan and Alysha are back, catching up on all things pop culture and life’s latest chaos! They break down what they’ve been watching—from the season finale of Paradise to the newest Captain America—before diving into some weekend adventures, including a trip to the mall featuring wack arcades and… kids on leashes?

Then, they get into the weird world of social media filters, questionable red carpet fashion (or lack thereof), and the u...

On this episode of Jones’n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha break down all the drama from the Tv Show "Paradise" and give their take on who they think killed the president. Then, Ryan finally gets out of the house—sparking a conversation about leading friends on. Next, we dive into the wild reality of kids needing a parent just to go to McDonald’s and middle school students getting new ink… (yes the kind you’re thinking)! Pl...

Join Ryan and Alysha for another episode packed with laughs (and maybe a little too much peen talk). This week, they dive into their latest binge-watch obsession, Alysha’s much-needed “alone time,” and the art of initiating in the bedroom. Plus, they tackle some very important gym attire discussions—because peen prints and cheek checks matter! Buckle up for a wild ride!

Timestamps:

 Intro – 1:11

Branch Binging Paradise – 7:07

Peen...

Today’s episode will have you rolling on the floor laughing as Ryan and Alysha take you on a wild ride of unfiltered tangents and questionable debates. Ever wondered if boogers at work are an HR violation? Should doves really be released at funerals, or is that just for movies? And seriously—why doesn’t Amazon have an incognito mode for those totally normal purchases?

Buckle up for a chaotic, laugh-filled episode where we overshare,...

We’re keeping it light and fun in today’s episode! 
We dive into Valentine’s Day talk, live-react to the Paradise trailer, and get into some wild word origins (I mean we definitely can’t say these outside!). Plus, we wrap things up with some TIFU stories and a few one-liners from Alysha’s latest read—though Ryan is not impressed.

Timestamps: 

Intro - 1:14

Last Black History Month According to Google – 2:44 

Valentine’s Day – 7...

Start your week with us as we dive into our latest Severance updates, family adventures, and unexpected dilemmas! In this episode, we’re sharing updates on our Severance binge (and how some people have their own severance program on social media), family skating outing, and our thoughts on this year’s Super Bowl—including Kendrick Lamar’s halftime performance. Plus, Alysha might be laying low from any Good Samaritan duties for a wh...

In today’s episode, we chat about the Final Destination teaser trailer—will it live up to the originals? Then, we dive into the Grammy’s fashion hits and misses—why do some celebs go “all out” while others barely wear anything? Next, we discuss El Salvador’s controversial plan to house American criminals in their infamous mega-prison. We wrap things up with a wild Today I Fucked Up story and some hilarious nostalgia from Ryan’s chi...

In today’s episode, we dive into what we’ve been binge-watching—Severance and The Handmaid’s Tale—and all the wild twists that have us hooked. Then, we unpack our latest parent-teacher conference experience… Are they lowkey teaching kids to have ADD and be RACESES (It sounds worse vocally from a teacher) ? And finally, we tackle one of life’s biggest mysteries—why the hell does every men’s bathroom smell like piss?!

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