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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you. Johnny, Well, actually,
I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's we're gonna tell the
boys about Johnny, doctor Johnny Fever. And I am burning.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
In here, yellow Killow. How you doing okay?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
How are you good? I can't believe it's mid October
and the weather has absolutely been perfect, just just perfect. Yeah,
just you know, it's a little on the chilli side
in the morning, but in the afternoon, I'm like, this
is perfect weather. Open the windows, where short sleeves. I
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think we're going to pay for it. There's going to
be a weather tax at some point. I love that
term weather tax. Yeah, we gotta pay, gotta pay Mother
Nature at some point or old man Winter. I don't
know who does the tax collection, but it's gonna happen.
October fourth, the two and eighty seventh day of the year.
Seventy eight days remain, seventeen days until Halloween. Do you
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get a lot of trick or treaters? None? None? Oh,
you're lucky. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I think there's I've seen like three kids in my
apartment complex.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We get Yeah, we had, we got three last year.
I don't even think we're going to do it. Our
neighbor is I think we're gonna get a little pumpkin,
put candy in it, put it on the front door,
and say, yes, that's it, and then we'll hide the
hide for the children. But as a kid, it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Was like, oh, I mean you looked for it was
like Christmas almost.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And you have this big bounty of candy and yeah, yeah,
we used to use pillow cases. Yeah I probably did too,
or a paper sack. You come home and you dump
it on the living room floor and sort it out out, like, yeah, swap,
who's the who's the a hole that gave us an apple?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I said on the air, the guy in my neighborhood
gave away a can of soup and a quarter to
every kid for like years that I lived there. The
reactions of people it was just hilarious because he lived
two houses up so we could see.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
What was going on.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's like, but people who lived in the neighborhood for
a long time knew.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Knew that was that was yeah, that was his his
his moveless What kind of soup was it? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I hope it wasn't like split pea or something no
kid would ever eat.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Being in bacon. I love being in bacon, as do
me too as a kid. Oh no, I loved it.
He's a kid. Yeah, Okay, forty three days until we
start playing Christmas music.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Fifty fac I don't want to tell you this about.
I make homemade hamm and bean soup and I put
ketchup in it, so it's kind of reddish like Campbell's,
just because it's nostalgic to me.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Next time you do, save me some, I will. I will.
Fifty five days till our very into Christmas show, seventy
eight days to Christmas. Today is Ada Lovelace Day. She
was the She's the one that figured out the computer.
I thank you and curse you some days. Be bald
and be free day. I'm balding And would you ever
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shave your head? No? And I'll tell you why. My
sophomore year in high school, I had some things on
my arms and in my head, and I went to
the doctor and the doctor said, it's a staph infection. Okay.
Ended up playing. I said, you know, is it okay
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for me to play football tonight? And he said yeah, absolutely.
Ended up after the game, everywhere I had a pad
like a football pad. I had thousands of these staph
infection things. I went to the next day and I
went to the doctor and he said, have you ever
had chicken pox? I said no. He said, well you
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got it now. Oh so, so my head looks like
the moon because chicken pox scars. Yep. Yeah, I've got
one of my cheek and one of my nose. I
can feel the bumps and that my hairline is receding
and it's it's at that point I'm like, oh so, yeah,
I'm holding on as much hair as I possibly can
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with like a like the like the crater moon creater
Moonhead International Face Your Fears Day found out one of
valves fears is is hot air balloons, anything high and open.
And she's scared to walk over a bridge, which which
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is really good that you live here in Pittsburgh. Yeah,
I faced a bridge at adding point, I really struggle. Wow,
National Chocolate Covered Insect Day, which I've done at Bonnie's
recipe for hope and what really? Yeah, she was like
cursing me, like why would you do something like that?
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National Dessert Day, National Real Sugar Day, and Own your
Business Day And we've got day number nineteen for the
roadary trivic question coming up after this comedy cut from
Ryan Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm trying to be more romantic in my life. I
went on a hotter balloon ride with a girl. H Yeah,
turns out there are a lot of obstacles involved between
actually coming up with that idea and turning it into
a romantic experience. You have to get up at five am.
Did you know that hotter balloons they don't work during
the day. I was done at seven am. Where do
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you go from there? In terms of a romantic situation.
I don't know what to do with You're seven am.
You want to hit Denny, sweetie? Is that what we
should do? I don't know what to do. It looks
nice when you look at it from the ground. You
look up in the sky, go oh, that's peaceful, serene.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It looks great. You got up.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I got up there. I realized this is panic inducing,
is what it is. Uh, It's hard for me to
be a man in this situation. I'm trapped in the
sky in a tiny wicker basket. It's made of wicker.
I don't I don't trust wicker. They don't make planes
of wicker. As far as I know, I don't trust
wicker when it's on the ground. You know, have you
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ever sat on anything wicker?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The whole time, I'm like, oh, this is breaking right now,
I can hear it breaking.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Why is your furniture made of weeds? It's a tiny wicker.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Basket in the sky, by the way, attached to a flamethrower.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Is that a good idea? Why is that a good idea?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It's a death trap in the sky.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It is awesome when you did it. Oh, I've got
it a couple of times, and it's fabulous. One time
I was dating Janie and uh, hot air balloons started
landing in her backyard and it was the coolest thing. Wow. Yeah,
it was up in Newcastle and they had hot air
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Balloon Days or whatever. So I would love to go
to Arizona where they have those big, you know, open
skies where you see thousands of hot air balloons. That
would be cool. It would be cool to get a
Road Warrior trivia question winner. Let's see if we'll get
one today. Good morning. Who's this all right? Anthony? Did
you happen to listen to our podcast? I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
If I think I know what it is thought?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Okay, all right, all right. The first patent for this.
Patent for this goes one hundred and forty years ago.
A female improved the design, but it did not get
popular because men refuse that have anything to do with. Initially, Yeah,
we've had so many people say monopoly. It's not any
kind of board games. And if you you even said
board games on the podcast too? Yeah? Eight five five
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three three three ninety four five? Oh your turn? What
you got?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
How about a belt?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Not a belt? I think I might have that on
my listen. Yeah, it's not a belt. Sorry, Hi there,
what's your guess? I'm gonna go with a gas furnace.
Nothing that's that's too big. Eh. I can't say that
on a radio. What are you killing me? Trying to
get some fire? Geez? Sorry, you can think it, you
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just can't say it. Good morning. Who's this Shane? All right? Shane?
Did you happen to listen to our podcast? I did it?
All right? All right. The first patent for this goes
back one hundred and forty years ago. A female improved
the design about one hundred years ago, but it didn't
get popular because men refuse to have anything to do
with Initially, what's your guess? Folding bed? Not a folding bed. Sorry,
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let's take three more, go ahead, what's your guess? Yeah,
we've had two million people say razor not razor has
nothing to do with razors. Let's take two more go ahead,
signal No not the automobile turn signal? Brian, How you doing?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Your last cong of today? You get it right? You win?
Otherwise day number twenty tomorrow. All right, Well let me
go with I think is the answered a band aid?
It's bigger than a band aid?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, all right, you guys have a d.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
All right? Now, do you have a guess or do
you have a question.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I have a guess and I know it's wrong based
on the size, But you said you like it, So
I'm gonna say pie.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Bye. Have I ever told you that I like pie?
It's nothing you eat, but it's something that if you
know me, it's definitely associated with Johnny Hurtwell, okay, what's
most important to me? News updates? News, news updates? I
like the local news. All right, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
A new Kinsey Institute study has found gaps in sex
education could have lasting impact through adulthood, leading to things
like relationships for babies.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Did you know they were resulting baby? I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Of confidence and reduced quality of life. For the study,
researchers question nearly four thousand single US adults on topics
usually included in comprehensive sex education programs. Researchers found close
to a third never got any form of information about
healthy relationships, consent, communicating with partners, or dating during their
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youth from any source. Nobody, not school, not parents, nothing.
Only one topic was taught to the majority of those surveyed,
with fifty five percent and that's barely a majority reporting
they learned about reproduction or pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Did you ever have to sit down with your parents?
From the middow?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I watched an after school special called My Mom's Having
a Baby?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Really, yes, Is that what happened? Yeah? My mom snuck
a book into my bookcase. Uh huh. And it was
it was pretty It was pretty obvious that it was
for me to watch or to read, uh huh. And
I read it. I was like, Oh, this stuff is great. Wow,
that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I don't even remember sex education in high school, but
I don't remember there being a class.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh I did. Yeah, and there might have been I don't.
And I got to tell you my health teacher was
hot and she's talking about sex. Yeah, the thirteen year old,
Oh god, there was the thirty guys. Oh my god,
that poor woman.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
A recent Reddit thread asked the question what something that
women don't realize is a turn off? Responses came back
and were some were very interesting. I'll just give you
a few of the answers here. Any attempt to look
like a Kardashian in any way, yes, absolutely, beasting lips,
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the big ductors, yes, absolutely, using using makeup as if
you were trained as a bricklayer with a trowel.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yes. Great.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
And the new eyelashes, oh yeah, they look like whisk brooms.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
They do it. Yeah, they're going to regret that look
in about twenty years.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Well, fortunately they are not permanent. So no, And who
does this pretending you're dumb?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Who does that? Acting like a baby?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And they ever die acting like a baby and using
a baby voice? Comically long fingernails. I don't know how
people function with them.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
First of all, that's not very hygienic at all. It's disgusting.
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Now, sharing things said in private to their friends. Yeah,
big turn off. Saying things are fine or okay when
they clearly are not, and then being passive aggressive playing
hard to get.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's you don't like the chase? No, well,
at this point, you there's so many things that guys
need to not do, and so if if they're playing
hard to get, it's just not worth the chase. M huh.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
And finally, I think most men are not a fan
of being called daddy?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Does that want to think of it? Did you see
the movie Couples Retreat.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
No, there's a couple in there that the guy leaves
his wife for this girl that's like half his age
and she calls him daddy.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh that's gross. Time for a brand new who Sings It?
Giving you a chance to win tickets for Chicago Once again,
it's one of these before they were famous kind of deals.
You No, definitely a three WUS artist. So if you
can tell me who sings it, you get tickets for
Chicago November fifth and UPMC at Ben Center. Let's give
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this a listener, you know, man, Jack, please have any
idea who that is?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, I have no idea, but I'll guess Billy Joel.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Not Billy Joel. All right, now it's on you brand
new number eight five, five three three three ninety four
or five? Oh just tell me you sings it?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
No man.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Three wus? Good morning, don How are we good? How
you doing? I'm doing good? Give me a chance to
win tickets for the band Chicago you PMZ Events Center
on November fifth, another round of who sings It? A
well known three WUS artist before they hit the big,
hit it big. You guess it, you get the tickets.
So let's give this a listen. You don't come out
of yo, you won't you bother? He? All right, Dawn,
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who do you think that he is? He is that
Peter Satira, Peter Seta Chicago? No, that that was? That
was the other day. Yeah, Brona, good morning. How are
we good? How are you good? You're the last call
I take today? You get it right? You win? Otherwise
date number two tomorrow. Who are you gonna go with?
McK dagger? Not Mick Jagger? All right? So no winner
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today for the road Roy trivia question or the who
sings It? So it's going to be pretty much the
same show. Do you have another guest on the on
the who sings it? Give me your best guess, Bob Seeker. No,
but boy that that that does sound like Bob Seeker
back in his early days, like his traveling gambling some days. Yeah,
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it's that era. I'll tell you that. All right, no
winners today. We'll do it all overing Intomur starting at
five am. That's it for us a seeings guys, seeings guys,