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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, old Market Cara on news, Danny.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Johnny You're well, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny, Doctor Johnny
Fever and I am burning up in.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Here, journey.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh, I apologize. Usually we start Friday mornings with vowel singing,
but me singing.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I am I'm I say we need more of that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
No, no, no, no, no no, I don't think anybody
wants that at all. All right, welcome in on a Friday.
Made it through another work week, made it to another weekend.
Recapping the show for October seventeenth, the two hundred and
ninetieth day of the year. Seventy five days remain. Two
weeks until Halloween, fourteen days, forty days until we start
playing Christmas music, fifty two days until our very gins
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are Christmas Show? Why don't we still? Why don't we
giving away tickets for that show?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Don't ask me, Nobody tells me anything around here.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Seventy five days to Christmas. Today is edge day. So
did we determine is that the are we honoring the
guitarist for U two or the shaving cream forgiven X
Day or throwing axe at the X one of the
two four Prunes Day.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Go Ahead Edge Day is a holiday for the straight
edge movement, a subculture within the hardcore punk scene that
involves abstaining from alcohol, tobacco, and recreational drugs. So we
were both were all.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Or shaving cream. Mulligan Day, and we need a mulligan
after last night's game. Just one stop, one stop away.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I mean the last seven seconds.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
National Mimography Day, National pasta Day, National Playing card Collection Day,
pay Back a Friend Day, spreadsheet Day, and wear something
gaudy day. Oh I'd never do that except.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
For every holiday.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
All right, Nate number twenty two for the trivia question
coming up after this comedy cut from Morgan Murphy.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Honestly, if you have a chance, never look at your
credit card statement. Don't ever do it. It is a
mirror up to everything horrific about you that you don't
want to know. It is.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It just is.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I had credit card fraud one time, so I have
to call the credit card company, and you know, I
guess the process when you have fraud is that they
read you your purchases and then you tell them whether
or not you made them.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Until I have this.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Conversation with this complete stranger, I was very much on
the fence as to whether or not I was an alcoholic.
This woman on the phone starts reading my purchases.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's all bars, all bars, like.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
There was no sustenance, no food, no clothing, no nothing.
Just she's like, all right. At seven fifty two pm,
did you spend eighty seven dollars at the Rustic Bar?
I said I did, Yeah, I did, yeah, yeah, She's
like all right. At nine fifteen pm, did you spend
one hundred and thirty two dollars at the Drawing Room Bar?
I said yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
She's like all right.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
At twelve fifteen am, did you spend thirty eight dollars
at Jones Bar on Third I said I did. Yeah.
She's like that's pretty far. Did you drive Yeah, you knows,
I drove.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Me.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If I looked at my credit card statements, it would
be proof that I'm about eight years old. Did you
buy a bubble machine? Did you buy a suit that's
purple with pink polka dots? Yeah? Maybe? Baby? Are you four? Yeah?
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Yes I am. Ah. Day twenty two for the trivia question,
Good morning, who's this? I'd like to think a guest
on question this morning? All right, the first patent for
this goes back one hundred and forty years ago. A
female improved the design about one hundred years ago. But men, yeah,
we didn't take a shine to it initially. Why what
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what's your guest?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Hair?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Joe? Not hair Joe? Okay eight five three three three
ninety four five? Oh your turn? What you got? I
think it's a dishwasher, not a dishwasher. Okay, thank you. Brian?
What do you got?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Bra?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Not a bra? Going back to the bra. I thought
we were done with people calling with the bra, but
here we go. Thanks Brian, all right, thanks, let's go
to another Brian. What do you got?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, is it windshield? Wife buy?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yes, that was invented by a female, but not the
answer I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh all right, thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Let's go to Mike. Your turn.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm gonna take a wild guess.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I was playing maybe depend diapers? Maybe nothing like that
at all. Sorry, sorry, let's take three more. Hey, I
guess is it win to wipers? Not at all? Two
more ago? What you got?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, it's gonna be the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, we're done. Getting the same ones over and over
and over. Not a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
How you doing, Stephanie?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm all right? How are you this morning?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Good? Your last long I take this week? You get
it right? You win out of my same question on Monday,
I walked.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Through all a couple of guesses that I want to say,
panty hose.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Not pantyhose.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh damn it.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
What's the other one? A deal or a divorce? Wow?
Pick one? Oh it's neither one. I mean, it's neither one.
It's neither one. Okay, thanks?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh yeah, right, Mike, all right, all right, So men
didn't take a shine to it back then, but it's
very popular with men today, and it's very popular with me.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay, So what are some things that that I'm known for?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Pie? You love pie?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
It has nothing to do pie. It's nothing that you you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Wear flashy suits on the holidays.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Has nothing, It has nothing to do with the you
love to travel, and remember yesterday, it's something you carry.
So put those two together and you got your answers.
What's most important to me?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
News?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Updates, updates? I like the local news. What's going down?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
All right? All about the holidays? Here is your dog
afraid of Halloween decorations. As most dog owners know, walking
your dog during this spooky season can be tough. Yes,
all those gary decorations trigger a fight or flight reaction
in dogs. According to veterinarian Gary Richter, the whole thing
about Halloween is it's like the theater version of a threat,
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but the dog doesn't know it's theater. So basically, you
may know that giant skeleton in somebody's front yard isn't real,
but your dog doesn't. It may see it as a threat. Yeah,
same with trigger treaters coming to your house on Halloween night.
Your dog does not know those costumes aren't real. That's why.
That's say, if your dog is anxious, maybe just put
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them in the bedroom on Halloween night.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Uh huh yep. Yeah. Leo is he's my big boy,
my big big white wookie dude. Yeah, he's anything new
he freaks out about so. And like even like Christmas decorations,
you'd be walking all of a sudden you'll see like
a blow up Santa. He's like Holy Cat.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
And hallmarks count down to Christmas kicks off today. The sappy, predictable,
corny movies are exactly why so many people tune in.
The movies are basically emotional comfort food. Experts say the
predictability of those warm and fuzzy storylines gives our brains
a break from all the real life stress and chaos
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of the world. The stories of love and connection and
happy endings are also uplifting and can release those feel
good chemicals in our brain, which.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Is precisely why I don't like them. I like movies
that are unpredictable. When they're very predictable, I just tune
your board.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
They're also tied to cozy memories and holiday traditions, making
them even more special. So in a world that feels
very uncertain, Hallmark movies are like a soft, cozy blanket
and a Muga Coco.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Do you like them? Do you like them?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Not?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
They're just cheesy to me. I mean I will if
I stumble on one that looks interesting, I may watch
it for a while. But it's like, come on, you're
all beautiful people. Don't tell me that you can't find
a date and it's whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I know, yeah, it's whatever. This is a little bizarre,
all right. Giving you a chance to win tickets for
Colin Hay a men at work fame, another round of
who sings it?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's that's that hurts?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, little bit? All right? It's somebody doing a cover
version of Respect made famous by Aretha Franklin. Do you
have a guest on who it might be?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I have, As I told you off air, it reminds
me of the Cheech and Chong song Basketball Jones to
Basketball Jones.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's neither Cheach or Chang.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't know Christopher Cross.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
No, no, no, no, it doesn't sound anything like him.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
But I can't come up with anybody. All right, Well,
I think it's a man, all right. I think it
is okay because it sounds so falsetto okay.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Giving you chance to win tickets for Colin Hay at
the Carneal gave Homestead Music Hall on November fourth. Uh,
whether you get it right or wrong, we'll give you
tickets for the show eight five five three three three
ninety four five. Oh just tell me, you say, Hey,
go to your hang on to your three ws. Good
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morning Karen and Mark. How are we today?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Great?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
We're great? All right? Give me a chance to win. Well,
I'm going to give you tickets no matter what. So,
whether you're right or wrong, We're going to give you
tickets for Colin hay a men at work, chame. He's
going to be in town on Mark, November fourth. Let's
give this a listen.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Sweet.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
All right, hold market krong? All right, who do you
think that is? We thought it was a young and
Michael Cash. No, no, not even close. No, that's okay.
You you still win tickets. Yay, Bob, I'm gonna put you
on a holiday. We'll do it all over again on Monday. Okay, okay,
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thank you, all right, So I'm gonna do the entire
show on Monday, falsetto.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's gonna hurt what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
People will tune in on Monday if I do that?
All right? Day number two for the who sings it?
And day number twenty three for the roadwardy trivia question.
The answer is served up on a summer plate.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah kind of travel.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Carry Carrie travel. Hello.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I bet we get some wrong guesses though, oh I know.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I'm not gonna bet against it. Absolutely not gonna bet
because not everybody listens to the podcast, but even the
people that do, they'd go, oh, is it a brawl?
I bet it's a brawl, all right? Have yourself a
great weekend. We'll catch you back on Monday at five am.
That's it for us, a Seeings Guys, Seeing guys,