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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny go. You get a real nice face, now,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Johnny Cocker, Johnny Fever and I am burning up in here.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I know it's Thursday, but I think you need to
sing your Friday song.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Thank God, it's bye.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Bye for you anyway, you're singing it to yourself. You
have tomorrow off, Huh. I do just gonna throw me
to the wolves all by myself.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Put on your big boy pants.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Johnny's gotta read news, which is always Oh, I have
a hard time doing it. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, do you hate it or yeah, I kind of do.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I kind of do. I kind of do simply because
I think you I don't take anything seriously, but news
you got to you kind of have to be serious
about it sometimes.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, I mean it's not always serious dire news, no.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
But you know you got to read it seriously.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You know, it's you know, again, it depends on what
it is. Farting in front of your partner that's not
a serious news story.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I fessed up today. I farted in front of her
for the first time. Yesterday. Yeah, yeah, not your wife,
but yeah, oh god, I do that all the time.
She's used to that. But yeah, but you didn't hear
it and didn't smell it, so yeah, yeah, I sneezed.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
In it sometimes a little just a little too comes out.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You did.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, So I was like, and I told you, I
grew up with three brothers. So unless it, unless the
smell sent me out of the room.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, okay, you've never done it in front of Okay,
what no?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, I wouldn't do it in front of you, but
it was kind of an accident.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, I've not accidentally done it a little butt squeak.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
All right. Welcome in, boy, it's Fart Talk with Johnny
and Val. Welcome in recapping the show for October twenty third,
the two hundred and ninety sixth day of the year.
Come on, you got a fart in front of me? No,
come on, I jump on.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I did accidentally fart in front of another coworker. Oh yeah,
when we were in the old building and we were
both walking into a studio and I don't know, I
moved a certain way and it just escaped and I
was like, spart.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I was so this is really bad, and females
feel they're more ashamed of it than men men are.
You know, we're not proud of it, but we're not,
you know, we're likenh Yeah, it is. It's a it's
a thing. But one time I walked into a studio
female host and it was obvious that it was really
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really smelly, and I walked in. I started talking to
her and and she's like, I'm sar. I said, I'm
gonna come back. She goes, I really wish you would.
All right, there you go, that's your almanac? Where do
you go from there? All right? Date number? What is it? Two?
(03:22):
For the Rodroy Tritvie question, we'll get to it after
this comedy cut from Matthew Brossard.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
All of our fights revolve around her wanting me to
understand things without having to say what they are. And
I think women do this too much. And if you
disagree with me, I want to remind you that there
is a song by the Spice Girls. For the entire
time it's just someone asking a woman what she wants
and she never answers.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's the whole song. It's like, tell me what you want?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What do you really really want? I'll tell you what
I want, but I really really want.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okay, so just tell me what you really really want.
I'll tell you what I really really want.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I wanna, I wanna.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What I really really really want is zach Za. You
know what I want, what I rarely really want. I
want you to fart for me, that that in front
of me, for my Christmas President or my Birthday president,
just to make it even you know, but I didn't
you confessed.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I didn't know. I didn't say, did you just fart?
If you had not confessed, I never would to know?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah? Probably probably. All Right, we skipped the almanac, but
this is important. Uh it's TV talk show host Day
and we've got a top ten list coming up later
in the podcast right now, Day number two for the
trivia question. Good morning, who's this? Sam? All Right? Sam
Roadroy Trivia question one hundred and fifty years ago, a
Scottish shoemaker sold one of these to a local politician.
(04:51):
The politician tinkered with it, creating something new that is
extremely popular today. What is a shoe worn? No, we
had somebody say that yesterday. Note not shoehorn eight five
five three three three ninety four or five oh year. Turn.
What you got?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
How about a shot glass?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Not a shot glass. Let's go to Margaret. What you got?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
How about a shoehorn?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, we've already had people say that.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Going to Jackie what you got sunglasses? Sunglasses is not the.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Answer, that's okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Let's go to Dave. What do you got for us?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
How about a shoehorn?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, you're about the fourth or fifth person to say
that already. So nope, not all right. Let's take three more?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Is this the answer for the question?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Is this the telephone?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's not the telephone? Nice try though, Okay, thank you.
I have agreed that. Two more to go?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
A bicycle.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's not a bicycle.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okank, thank you?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Angel God the heck? Are you? I'm good?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
How are you guys? Good?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm good. You're a last calling. I take today. What
you got? Great?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm gonna go with the hockey puck.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
The hockey puck. I'm not the hockey puck, but I
appreciate the call.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Set it again?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
All right, dang ik you all right? Now do you
have a guess?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Headphones?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Not headphones? What's most important to me? News updates, Natural
news news updates I like all the local news, all right,
what's happening?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Car repossessions in the United States have jumped too, levels
not seen since the two thousand and nine financial crisis.
About one point seventy three million vehicles were taken back
by lenders in twenty twenty four, up sixteen percent from
the year before and forty three percent from the year before.
That really, more than six percent of borrowers with low
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credit scores or at least sixty days late on car payments,
which is a record high. This stunned me. The average
monthly car payment has reached seven hundred and forty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, I mean the standard, like the average car price
is over fifty grand. Yeah, Can I believe it? Because
the economy is not great and then the price of
vehicles are just out of control.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And they said the tariffs are going to, you know,
increase the cost of vehicles. Interest rates for new car
loans are over ten percent. These problems started after pandemic
relief programs ended and inflation made it harder for people
to keep up with payments.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's why I steal cars in my neighborhood. That's how
I get to work every day.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Believe it or not, the loneliest day of the year
for singles is not Valentine's Day or New Year's Eve
or Christmas.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's Hallowe's always got to say TV TV show host Day.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Close. That's probably right after Halloween. Yes, why is that?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because it's really turned into a really kind of a
fashion of vesta.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
A new survey by Dating dot Com found that fifty
nine percent of singles singles polled said that Halloween is
one of the toughest holidays of the year for them.
Wors in Valentine's Day, Seventy nine percent say they feel
lonely on Halloween, and more than half said opening the
door to trigger treaters made them cry.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Couple's costumes as well and family picks on social media
make the loneliness even worse. And the majority even admit
they pretended to have plans on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But you have candy.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, make it better, make it better?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right? Well, got a top ten list for you.
Let's do this, all right? So today is TV talk
show host Day, and to celebrate, I asked chat GPT
to come up with the top ten TV talk show
hosts of all time of all the TV hosts. Which
one was your favorite? Or which do you think is
(08:35):
number one?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I'm gonna say Oprah is probably number one.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Number one, Okay, she's on the list. She's definitely on
the list. Who else deserves to be on the list?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Still Donahue? Okay, Mike Douglas, Mike, do you only know
if you're over fifty?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, coming home from school, Mike Douglas was like a standard.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
My mom loved.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
My mom loved Mike Douglas too. Yes, Mike did not
make the list.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, No, our Late night people considered. Okay, Johnny Carson, Okay,
is it Tom Snyder? Is that his name? He's probably
not on the list.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, he's not, But I do remember that show.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Dick Haveott did not make it. David Letterman, he's on
the list. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
If you had to put the top three, what do
you think they would be?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I would say Oprah, Phil Donahue, David Letterman.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
All right, number ten, Arcinia Hall. Wow, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I can honestly say, I don't think I ever watched
that show one time.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh, it was huge at one time, and it was
okay for a time and for a time, but I
hadn't I didn't even remember he had a show. That's
what was that long ago? Phil Donahue number nine. Conan
and O'Brien number eight. He was never my jam I
like him, but never Stephen Colbert is number seven. Jay
(09:57):
Leno is number six. There's two females on the list.
Oprah is one of them. And who do you think
the other one is?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Is it Joan Rivers?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Because she did the Tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Show for a while, for like a minute, for a minute,
Ellen de Generous Number five?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Wow? Oh, because I forget about people like Kelly Clarkson,
and not that I would ever put them in the
top ten list, but yeah, through Barrymore.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And for a time, Ellen was just red hot. But
when she burned it down, she burned it. Number four.
Jimmy Fallon, I just don't I just don't get him
at all. So he's at number four. We're at the
top three. Number three David.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Letterman, Okay, I nailed that one, you did, all right?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Two more it's Oprah and Johnny.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, I'm going to say Oprah's number one.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oprah's number two, Oh wow. Johnny Carson thirty years was
still dominant in the ratings. So and he's got an
awesome name. Just just saying, all right, VAL's leaving me
to the wolves tomorrow. Figure it out. Get ready for
Johnny read the news, which is always a white knunkle ride.
(11:16):
Just hold on. Uh. Day number three for the for
the Rotroy trivia question, and day number four for the
who s things that we didn't have at the time.
So here's a here's a little hint. Uh. It's the
same one as Wednesday, and the answer.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is Pat Minotaur.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Pat menataar. So we'll do that in the eight o'clock
hour tomorrow and then in nine o'clock hour we'll have
Steeler tickets.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You won't be here, so that's fun. You can't win.
You can't win the tickets, well neither can I, but
damn it. All right, that's that's it for us. Thanks
for listening. Say seeing's guys, sans guys.