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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you. Johnny, Well, actually,
I'm Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny, Doctor Johnny
Fever and I am burning in here journey.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
All right, Welcome in CONDENSEDU pre Cat Podcast. You know
what I think I'm going to do. What I think
I'm going to So, yeah, I've been working on a
brand new podcast called called Johnny's Dead Air Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yes, it's very good.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And I'm going to do a preview of episode one
on the Condensed super Cat Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Nice for them to get that's good. Do you listen?
You listen to the band that had all the breaks?
You had? That one?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Did? Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What'd you think? Be honest, it was good.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I told you after I listened to it. I thought
it was good, very well written.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Very well written. But it's got it. There's some disturbing
parts of it.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's not a yeah, they're not feel good they're not
feel good stories. They're not it's almost a tragedy in
rock and roll, a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Of tragedy, and that's the focus, is the tragic part
of rock and roll. It's almost like behind the music
meets Twilight Zone because it gets.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Weird, a little weird. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So if you see a condensed U pre cap podcast
that looks a little weird, it's just a little preview
of the Dinner podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, and you should.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And I would love to get some feedback from people too, Yeah,
because I put a lot of work into these.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You did, and I've got a couple more.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I want to already have got a couple more, Okay,
so I can't wait to add to it. So there's
thirteen stories up there, but I just want you to
listen to one and let me know what you think.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
H October seventh, the two and eightieth day of the year.
Eighty five days remain. Twenty four days until Halloween, forty
five days until we start playing Christmas music. And we
have Joe Waterick in the studio coming up tomorrow, nice
and he has an announcement about our enns there Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's getting to be that time.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Our benefit show the benefits the Band Together charity, which
is coming.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Up with the Benedum in December.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, eighty five days to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's really hard, I'll be honest. We're talking to Joe
just the other day.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's like it's hard to get into the Christmas spirit
when it's so sunny and gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Doesn't it feels like summer, doesn't feel like the fall.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
We had rain today, but the nice weathers returns the
rest of the week, although temperatures are going to be
dropping into the thirties over overnight. Yeah, today is bathtub day.
I love my bathtub. I love taking baths. Yeah, Scott, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Supper ducky, the one you make thatthb I have a
rubber donument. It doesn't have the squeaker in it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah. I know that's not a guy thing to do,
but I do like I like my because i'd like.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
To before guys go in hot tubs. Yes, exactly before.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Like you know how disciplined when it comes to sleep,
I am yes.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
And if I take a nice hot bath, that relaxes,
It relaxes me and I can go to sleep right away.
Maybe I need to try that. Maybe you should? Can
I can? I say the good news? No, not yet,
still too early. Here's here's the good news. She's getting
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a puppy. No, I am not. You definitely get a.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Puppy, step one. That's all I want That's all I
want is for vow to get a puppy.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's all I want. I was going to say, you're
more than welcome to get a puppy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No for you, No, do not give a puppy as
a gift.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ever. Bad idea. Here's a here's a thirteen year commitment.
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
National chocolate covered Pretzel to everything. Anything covered in chocolate
is better. National Flower Day, National frappe Day.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Now, what is the difference between idea and amachiato Cafe Americano?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's just regular cough. I have no I don't know
what any of them are.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
National Fruit at Work Day, National Inner Beauty Day, National
Propane Day, and you matter to Me day. It matters
that you get a puppy. That's what day number sixteen
for the tritny question. But first, a comedy cut from
Rachel Feinstein.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
My parents share a Facebook page so exhausting today, And
first of all, it's my dad's picture is just sort
of glaring into the distance. It's one of the more
haunting photos I've seen of anyone. And then my mom,
I go, Mom, you don't need to share with that.
You can have your own page, and she goes well,
I have to be careful with book face. She calls
it book face as sort of god, because I don't
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want to go back on there, because here's what happens.
Everybody from your past just starts crawling out of the woodwork,
and they won't leave me alone. That's my mom's fear
with facebooks. She won't be able to operate there. So
she's like, I just go on to your father's pace,
so I could tell all your girlfriends when they look
gorgeous in their photos. So it just looks like my
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father is hitting on all my friends, any of my
girlfriends from high school. My mom will be the first
one to leap on my dad's page. You'd be like,
my goodness, what a foxy figure.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You have, Lisa.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I can't believe you just came birth with that rocking
doot in the news of my dad just glaring.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Book face. I'm gonna call it book face from Relics,
all right, worry They sixteen for the trivia question.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You have a you have a question, find up. You
don't have to do it now, you can think about it.
Let's take some calls. First, Good morning, who's this.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
All right? Jeff Colin, did you happen to listen to
our podcast. No it didn't there, okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
The first patent for this goes back one hundred and
forty years. Few years ago a female improved the design,
but men refuse to have anything to do with it initially.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
A baby carrier?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Not a baby carrier? Eight five five three three three
ninety four five? Oh what do you got?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
As it's just a truth?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, what do you got? I've got a spitting walk
a what a spitting lot? You saw? You know?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
No, no, this is something we everybody would recognize. Yeah,
you're making this more complicated than it should be. What
a spitting lock key? No idea, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Go ahead? What's your guests?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Food?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Rings? Not a mood ring? I like it, though, Ronnie?
What do you got?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I got softball?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Not a softball? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Good morning? Who's this? It's Jackie? All right? Jackie? All right?
You listen to the podcast? Right? Oh yes, all right?
What what kind of clues did we give you? Don't
plug it in.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's not clothing.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's not that men didn't want to use it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
It's right, Okay, what's your guess a scale. Not a scale? Wait, no,
not a scale. Nice try though, Let's take three more?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Is the answer to your question? Ironing board?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Not an ironing board? Nice try, Let's take two more?
Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh? Hi? Is the monopoly game?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Not a monopoly game? Okay, tomorrow? How are you? I'm great?
How are you love that? Well? You're the last call
I'm going to take today. You get it right? You win?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Otherwise day number seventeen tomorrow, so make it a good one.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Is it the umbrella?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Not the umbrella? Sorry? Mara? All right, thanks, have a
great day.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
See it tomorrow. Mara, all right, all right? Val do
you have a guess or question?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I have a question? Is it associated with babies?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Not at all? What's most important to me? News updates?
News news updates? I like all the local news? All right?
What's going down? Cross?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Another answer? Off my list? Our shoes in the bedroom
a problem? Apparently your shoes should never ever be in
your bedroom.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Why?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well, there are health reasons. Medical experts suggest dirt, bacteria,
and allergens on the shoe mess with your breathing at
night if left near your bed. There are well being
reasons as well. Keeping shoes out of the bedroom creates
a calmer, healthier space that supports rest and relaxation. And
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they say the smell strong odors like stinky shoes can
keep your body from reaching deep sleep and instead activate
a stress.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Respects stinky dogs that do that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So if your shoes smell bad enough to keep you
awake at night, you should see a doctor. Probably to
solve the problem, we're supposed to create a drop zone
outside the bedroom to put our shoes in a washable
bin and preferably covered minds to keep all the cope.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I have like a little shoe shelf, but I've always
got shoes near the floor because when I get up
in the morning, I got to put something on it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Take the dogs out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Walking into a warehouse club like Costco, Sam's Club or
BJ's can feel a bit like entering a shopper's paradise. However,
you can often be pulled into some common pitfalls, according
to experts. Here are some of the biggest mistake shoppers
make at those warehouse clubs, and experts say these are
fixes to help keep your budget in check. Gotcha, don't
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buy too many perishables. That ten pound bag of avocado's
probably not a good idea. Unless you have a family
of like thirty, assume all your shopping should be done there.
Warehouse clubs don't always have the lowest prices, according to
the experts, letting those giant carts trick you. They're huge
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for a reason. They just scream, fill me up. You
don't have to do that. Getting lured by the hot
dogs and free samples. Yes, definitely, definitely sucked in by
the samples.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's like a dollar fifty for a hot dog and
a cookie and a drink. Oh, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Ignoring the warehouse club apps. They often have their own
coupons and yeah, yeah, I love.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I do a terrible job of like looking at the.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh I do I love that skipping the gift cards section.
Now they say this is a gold mine. You can
get gift cards discounted. It's usually only by a few bucks.
You're not getting one hundred dollars gift card for seventy
five dollars. It's like ninety five dollars. So you do
save a few dollars. But forgetting about the extra perks.
(10:38):
Those clubs often offer cheaper gas, savings on prescriptions, insurance discounts,
travel deals, and even theme park tickets, so keep an
eye out for those. And they say many people don't
take advantage of the return policy. That warehouse clubs have
some of the most generous return policies around. So if
you don't like what you got to take it back.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Day number four for the who sings it?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well known three WS artists with a disco tune back
in the seventies that they were not proud of.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Let's give this a listen, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So they did this disco tune back in the seventies,
and then they had a successful career in the eighties,
so they scrubbed every version of this song off the internet.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But I was able to find it. You're good that way.
So if you can figure out who sings it or not,
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
We'll just take the first caller, first caller through get
tickets for Mania the Abba Tribute at the Carnegie of
Homestead Music Hall in October twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Give this a listen, here you go, all right, let's
go to bout first. You have any idea who it is,
I'm going to say Richard Marx, little Dicky Marx. It's
not not Richard.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
All right, now it's on you remember a new number
eight five five three three three ninety four five oh
three ws. Good morning, Mary, how are you today?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Thanks? How are you good? This is day number four
for this Who sings it?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Somebody from the eighties did a disco tune back in
the seventies then scrubbed every version of off it off
the internet.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
But I was able to dig it up. Let's give
this a listen. Here you go, all.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Right, Mary, who do you think that is?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Is it Brian Adam?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It is Brian Adam? Oh, congratulation. How'd you f thank you?
How'd you figure that out? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well, you kept saying that you play him all the time,
and I figured he was coming, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
To Pittsburgh soon.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
So well, it doesn't even sound like him though at all.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
No, because they sped it up. They sped up his voice.
That's why comes.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I doubt it. I doubt it, but I didn't never know. Hey, congratulations,
stick around for us. Okay, thank you, all right, we
finally got it. Went. Did that sound like Brian Adams
at all? How long?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
How long would it have taken for you to figure
out Brian Adams.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Maybe a lifetime. Maybe.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What was crazy is that there was this three little
snippets and I had to work for it. One a
guy from Canada had a version of it, and he
that's the version I had, Adamus probably, and it was
a promo version, which means it only went to radio
stations and he was playing it on a turntable and
he only had like a thirty second snippet of it.
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Another one is that that song was used in a
dance show. Remember Danny ter Yeah, Danny Terrio.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's one of those dance shows that he goes to.
I think something like that.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, And there was another snippet, but they kept talking
through the whole thing, so I couldn't use it. And
then it was in a like a disco collection from
the seventies and you had to listen to like forty
minutes of other disco tunes before it got to this
little snippet.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Wow. So so I combined both little things. Find this stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh, I don't know, it's it's it's been a monkey
on my back every single day. So that's why when
somebody gets it, I'm like, oh, crap, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Come up with another one. And I do have another one?
I have another one. I have another Ooh.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
In fact, I can't wait to get a winner for
the road wordy trivic question because the next one is
going to blow your mondy.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, we might get into the new year.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh, I bet that's how hard it is. It's going
to be hard, but it's it's one of the most hard.
They're all hard.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I know they're all hard, and but it's something that
it's very well known, so it's not something anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We'll catch you back tomorrow five o'clock. Say, seeings, guys,
seeings guys.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
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