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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm that's what Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Johnny, doctor Johnny fever. And I am burning.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
In here, Johnny, what is that?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I haven't breathed since the end of the Steeler game.
That game was insane, absolutely insane, stupid, stupid, insane. Yeah,
but I feel bad for Detroit. I think they have
a good team and they really needed that win.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah. Yeah, it was a must win for both teams.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
And so now we're up two games over the Ravens.
They lost to the Patriots yesterday, and so if we
beat the Browns were in.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yes, regardless of what anybody else did.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So we could last everybody. If we beat Cleveland, we
can rest some of the starters against the Ravens, which
would just tick off Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I have no end.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I haven't heard any projection about when TJ. Watt is
expected to be back.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'll be honest with you that the whole thing is
a little fishy. Don't you think something's weird about this?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I mean, I didn't read the article. I saw a
headline that said, apparently that procedure is very common in
the NFL, and it's not going to stop other players
from doing it. Okay, I don't know, how do you?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, I don't know either. You know, as broadcasters, we
have that procedure done all the time. We just suck
it up, we play. You know, you ain't know what
I mean. All right, I can't believe Christmas is here,
is going to be hearing just.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
The rest of the year is just a waste, right
for everybody pretty much?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeh Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
You may be working, you're not really working.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And why are you listening to the podcast? You should
be at work. You should be working now. You're wasting
your time listening to us Babbel.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Where you could listen to the podcast at work.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
That's what I mean. They're not working, they're listening to us.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, you can do both.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I appreciate it, so thank you for wasting your time
with us.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
UH.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
December twenty second, the three hundred and fifty sixth day
of the year. Nine days remained, three days until Christmas
and seven days to our three WS holiday blood drive.
I think I've convinced my wife to sign up.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Are you going to donate?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Of course? Always sign up yeah, good, she's never given blood.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
You can hold her hands. You can get like cots
right beside each other and hold her hand.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's romantic, it really is. It's like no difference than
you know, getting an IV at a you know.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You're in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She last year she had like a kidney stone, so
she knows what that's like. Yeah, and she brings up
the kidney stone every other day. Take out the garbage?
Why why should I? I went, I had a kidney
stone last year. I at least you could do is
take out the garbage.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Please don't tell me you expect to be praised when
you take out the garbage.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, actually, it's just the opposite. She said, well, that's
your job, And I was like, oh, it's our job.
We share responsible.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
If it's full when you get to it, take.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It out right, I agree, I agree. But she does
bring up her because I had a kidneystone. I had
a kidney stone which was one millimeter. She had a
seven milimeter stone.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And so she brings it up like, you know, like,
oh I had a rough day. Yeah, well I had
a seven milimeter kidney stone. She brings it up all
the time. That's her go to for a little sympathy. Yeah, exactly.
Today's Abilities Day, Cookie Exchange Day, and National Date Nut
(03:53):
Day now Nate Nut Bread Day. I don't like when
people put nuts in bread.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I don't, No, no, I actually do kind of like it,
do you?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It depends on the nut though. I like walnuts and breads, don't.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't. That's especially don't like walnuts. All right, what
do we got date number twenty three for the road
wary trivia question. We'll get to it coming up after
this comedy cut. I have it. Yeah, yes, we know. Oh,
Jason Salmon.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Twelve Days of Christmas. That's just a song about somebody
who's true love gave them an unseemly amount of birds.
It is calling birds turtle doves, partridges. I don't know
if those are even real birds, to be honest with you,
I don't. Why's that last one coming his own tree?
That feels like an inefficient packaging for birds? French hend
What is that a chicken of smokes? I don't know
(04:48):
any of these birds. It's not till day five you
get a break from the birds. It's like rings, thank
thank goodness, we're done with the birds, right? Not even close.
Day six, more birds, not just more birds, geese are laying.
That's more birds giving birth to more birds. It's not
(05:10):
till day eight that the birds stop altogether. What it
was day's mates? Thank goodness. We need somebody clean up
after all these birds. No, they're not cleaning mates. What
kind of milking? So more livestock is what you're saying.
I feel like day eight's a day I sent this
woman down. I don't think I'm the guy you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I think you want somebody who's a little more into
zoology for something.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You know, if they're going to get birds, it might
as well be something more common, like poultry, like chicken
or turkey or so.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Maybe they ate those birds in those days.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I think they did so, so you're.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Filling up her freezer. It's very thoughtful.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
All right? Were are we?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Dating?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Number twenty three for the trivia question? Good morning? Who's this? I?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Karen?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Alright, Karen? This popular products been around for decades and
it was named after a male coworker who worked with
the inventor came up with this product, and you named
the product or the person who was named after him.
About Clark Bark nice trime. No, you're the first person
with the clarkbar. But that's not the answer I'm looking
for eight five, five, three three three ninety four or five? Oh?
(06:21):
Your turn? What you got? Mort's code? Not MOR's code.
If you listen to our podcast, you know you're way off.
Go ahead, your turn?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Was it a microphone?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Mike ro phone like Michael Michael michaelphone? Microphone?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Not it? Yeah, okay, that's a ray Your turn, Scotch. No,
it's not. Sorry, it's not thank you. Good morning. Who's
this to, Shawna? Hi, Shawna. This popular product's been around
for decades, and it was named after the inventor's male
coworker named the product.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh, I'm gonna say lazy.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Not lazy, Susan. Sorry, let's take three more?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
How about slim Jim?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Not a slim Jim? Two more to go? What you got?
How about a band aid? No, we've had a lot
of people say that. No, no, not even close. Good morning.
Who's this? Adam? Are you good? You're a last call?
And take today? What you got? I'm sorry, dude, not it?
(07:30):
All right? No winner today, Let's go over time? Good morning?
Who's this?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Lisa?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Lisa we're done taking calls. But what would have been
your guests? Morton Salt No, no, not more. You didn't
listen to the podcast, did you?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yes, right, listen every day guest kind of sit the
clues really okay, no, no, listen, yeah, listen again.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I went and stood in that bakery out, stopping in
the bakery out. Yeah, they're like, what are you looking for, ma'am.
I'm like, you wouldn't understand.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
We're looking for a name. We're looking for a name.
It's a name. I know, I know, so you know
what what a female name.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
But it's not a man's name.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's not a man's name.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Okay, can I have a question?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
What is the same for the package?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh, it's usually it's a yes or no? Yeah, spray
can Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
That helped?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Should that's the shape of the container? Is it? It is?
It is? Yeah, it is so But we're going to
put your put you on the podcast.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Oh my gosh, I heard myself the other day on
the Blockhouse.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, but now now the answer is out there. It's
it's out in the ether. Well, I guarantee will get
a winner tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, but I have I have to get through to
get it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh my god, I know, I know. People start calling
around six thirty. It's just like, yeah, and this is
our busy time of the year. People are, you know,
up and early and listening to Christmas music. So good
luck tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Okay, okay, guys, thank.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
You, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Behind all right, I bet we got a winner tomorrow.
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Speaker 3 (10:09):
News updates, natural news news updates.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I like all the local news. I just dropped a
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going on now?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
A new ap Nork poll has found that exhausted Americans
are totally fine with just giving cash out as a
Christmas present.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Used to be cash and gift cards were thought of
as lazy or thoughtless gifts, but now six and ten
Americans say they are both more than acceptable and preferable
to regifting or secondhand gifts.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Absolutely, yep.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I think at least with a gift card, especially if
the for someplace the receiver likes, or a store they
go to a lot that at least shows you made
some effort.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
On the opposite, I think cash is it. You could
pick the store. It's good anywhere.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
So cash is king.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Cash is king.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
All right, parents, I'm warning you, I'm going to tell
some secrets about Christmas presents. So if you need to
turn the volume down, this is fair warning. I'm giving
you time to do that. Parents may complain about all
the spending and shopping during the holidays. They tend to
forget it, although when Christmas Morning rolls around, seeing how
happy they get their kids are makes it all worth it.
But turns out the biggest challenge is keeping those presents
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a surprise. Persistent, curious children can make it very hard,
as they question mom and dad or even dig around
looking for presents. Kids aren't afraid to ask about their gifts.
In fact, they'll do it an average of fifty one
times during the holiday season. Parents may use that to
their advantages. They use presents as a bribery tool on
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average about forty times through the holiday months. More than
half of mom and dads use holiday related characters like
Santa Claus, Jack Frost, or Crampis to discourage kids from
snooping for gifts to help keep them a.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Surprise perself on the shelf.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
That's within the last what ye ten fifteen years? That
wasn't a thing when we were kids. Most parents put
a lot of effort into hiding their kids gifts ahead
of the holidays, including disguising gifts as something else to
keep their kids from suspecting anything, and a third even
let their kids find decoy presence to throw them off.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
The top spots parents used for hiding gifts are closets.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Did you ever as a kid?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Of course did you.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah. I can't believe I never found anything. Though a
rule follower, I can't believe you would know that or
shake the presence. You never you never never found anything.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh I did. I knew exactly where my dad hid
the presence.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
So I had to set up grandparents who lived right
around the corner, so my parents could easily hide gifts
there I would not find them. So closets, the bedroom,
the car, the basement, and the garage are top hiding spots,
but some get more creating, creative hiding them at a
loved ones home in the attic in a suitcase. I
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like that idea, in a shed at work, inside appliances,
or even in the trash. A few have used doghouses,
cereal boxes. This is another one. I like dirty laundry
as a hiding spot. Sometimes though, hiding skills are too good,
as over half admit they have forgotten where they've hidden
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gifts and only found them after the holidays. Twenty nine
percent said they even had to rebuy a gift because
it was so well hidden.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You know my dad. This was something my dad used
to do every single year. You know that that feeling
of you know, after all the presents are open, you
get kind of like getting me. You go to dinner,
and then Christmas is over and there's kind of that
that depression is like, oh, that letdown. Yeah, my dad
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always held back one present and so like on Christmas
night he's like, guess what, I found another present and
he would give it to me. And I would like
just to get just a little.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Bit more little juice before you get a bed.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
And he would. He would never let on that that
was his thing, but it was. I always thought that
was a very special thing. I knew it was, like, so,
how do you feel? Well, you know, I'm glad. He's like, oh,
I think I have one. I think I have one
in my sta sock drawer and he'd give it to me.
That was always awesome.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I had a friend who lived down the street. Every
year after Christmas presents were open on Christmas morning. Every
year we'd call each other. What'd you get?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah? Oh? Absolutely? Absolutely? All right? Top ten time? All right,
So I dug up a top ten list of the
greatest Christmas songs ever. This is a definitive list. You
can't dispute this. This is absolutely lock it in. This
is the top and greatest Christmas.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So, okay, all time. You can't do three with this list.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I don't care. Yeah, a lot of these are Christmas
class There's a couple that are like okay, but anyway,
this is from Billboard magazine, which is a credible publication.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Absolutely, So of all the Christmas songs, which one do
you think they put it number one? Or which one
is your favorite?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I'm gonna say Winter Wonderland.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Winter Wonderland did not make the list, not in the
top ten. Well, I think these songs aren't like the
Christmas like old time, like heart. You know, there's not
like these are songs from popular artists. Since it's Billboard.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Oh so, Mariah Carey all I want for Christmases?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Do you think that's probably it's in there?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Oh the Kingk's Father Christmas.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Did not even make u.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
This list sucks.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
What was the other one you said earlier today?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
What did I say earlier.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Christmas? Is that number one?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I don't think so, you really.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Not?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
If it's modern?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Well, I met these are songs that aren't like centuries old.
Let's put it that way.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Okay, then I'll say that's in the top ten.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, all right, let's do it. Here's a number ten
and this Christmas there is christ Christmas. This Christmas from
Donnie hot Hathaway, by the way, is from a Billboard
magazine okay, so number nine comment number eight it's Christmas
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time in Hollis in college Greece. Run DMC at number eight. Yeah,
Christmas and Hollis Number seven, Felico, I please.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I really don't like that song.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh you don't know. Number Christmas Tree number five, Okay,
see I thought that would be either one or two.
Number four Christmas Christmas Classic number three, Yes, not roasting
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on an open five. In one hundred years, that will
still be in the Yes that version, Yes, I agree,
I agree. Number two Christmas Please Come Home. And number
one the Queen of Christmas. Number one. Tomorrow is going
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to be the Eve of Christmas Eve.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's going to be here before you know it. Probably
too late to get on Santa's good list. Check it,
check it? Why why bother now, bother now? All right,
thank you for listening to podcast. We'll catch you tomorrow
at five am. That's it for us. A seeings, guys,
seeings guys,