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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you. Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Doctor Johnny Fever and I am burning up in here, Johnny.
All right, welcome in. Can you believe New Year's is
going to be here before you know it?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, It's just like the days are all running together.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I feel like it's weird that we're working like the
holidays are writing smack dab in the middle of the
week on a Thursday. So we work and then we
don't work, and then we work again in it. It's
just weird. Yeah, So all right, welcome in Johnny and
Val podcasting live atop i Heeart Mountain. A very snowy
I heart mountain, although not nearly as I got more
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snow than we got here in Bridge. I walked out there,
I had the wife and the kids, my dogs are
away this week, and so when I walked out the door,
I had no idea that it had snowed, and there
were three or four inches of snow outside my condos,
and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So close. You could have so much more snow.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, all right, December thirtieth, the three hundred and sixty
fourth day of the year. One day remains, and forty
six days until Valerie Time's Day, Cheral Day. How did
you do that?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You made it that way? No one else has ever
made that spaw that day.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, well, you know with the name heartwell it should
be some sort of association with your time's day. But no,
it's all about you, all about you. Eighty days until
spring springtime. Now days are getting longer, so I'm encouraged.
Three hundred and sixty days to next Christmas. Today is
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Falling Needles Family fest Day. My father would wait till
April to take the tree down. By April there was
not a needle left on the tree. It was all
in the We had braided rugs and so it would
get stuck in there and we'd walk on it and
it would be like literally walking on PENZANESA awful festival
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have enormous changes at the last minute. So if you're
hoping to finish up that New Year's resolution that he
made back in January, you got one day left those
long forgotten National Bicarbonate of Soda Day, wouldn't that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Be Hang on to that and Bacon Day.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yes, we forgot to get each other bacon.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I need to get some bacon.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
That's a that's a valerie holiday. Yes we should. Yeah,
we got to put that on the calendar and circle
with big red velvet. All right, what do we got
day number two? For the trivia question coming up after
this comedy cut from Tom Segura.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I am not put out by outraged culture. Okay, I'm serious.
Doesn't affect me because I deal with emotionally fragile people
every day. See, I have two kids, and they bring
me their problems they do, and I speak to them
about them. I speak to them differently than I would
normally speak to you.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
They'll come up to me and my older one will
be like, it's loud over there, and I'll be like,
is it poll and don't go over there. He goes okay,
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and I go okay, And then I go and.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I kiss them on the head.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And that's how I'm gonna start speaking to adults who
tell me they're offended by jokes.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
During comedy shows.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
So yeah, the best part is that you don't have
to agree. That's the great thing about living in this country.
You don't have to agree but you'll know where I stand.
So if you come up to me and you're like,
I was deeply hurt by what you said during your
haha show, I'll be like, oh were you?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You should never hear things you don't like, So you
stay home now, woll I kiss? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
All right? Day two for the trivia question. Good morning?
Who's this? Hi Lynn? How you doing today? I'm doing good?
All right? Run roight trivia question. This has only happened
four times in the NFL. The first time it happened
was two thousand and two, and it's never ever ever
happened here in Pittsburgh, so it might be difficult for
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Steeler fans. What you got?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Was it two coaches carried off the field after a whip?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
No, nothing like that at all. Sorry, thank you? Eight five,
five three three three ninety four five?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What you got?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Is it? A tie game?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Indiing in zero zero?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Nice try, that's a good guess, but no, not it
going to Frank. What do you got, buddy?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Would it be the four teams that won the Super
Bowl after having a losing season? Not it?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Sorry, Bud, all right, have a good day. Let's go
to Tim.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
What you got a receiving touchdown without having a reception.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
No, not it, sorry, let's take three more, go ahead.
What's your guess?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I think what happened was the scores were seven to
seven and then fourteen fourteen, and then twenty one, twenty one,
and then twenty eight twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Not it?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Sorry, okay, thank you? Two more ago thany good morning?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is the teams that are playing the end of the
Super Bowl like the key that was predicted to lose
beat massively the other team.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I don't know where you're going, but you're not even
close money close.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's that's story in my life.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Let's go to Joe, good morning. How are you?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I'm doing terrific?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Are you doing well? You're the last gong? And take today?
Get it right? You in otherwise, day number three tomorrow?
What you got?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
How about the team lost without punning the ball? Not it?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Sorry? All all right? No winner today? Now before I
get your your guess, what's your vibe on the Steeler
Ravens game? Not good?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
They're three point underdog. The Steelers are three point underdogs
at home? Yeah, at home and with Lamar Jackson's status
uncertain at home?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, Well, because the Ravens looked great last weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Now Aaron Rodgers has had flashes of greatness this season,
he'd better bring them all this same aute bit.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
What was the most important to me? News updates updates?
I forgot to get to your your guests.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't have a guess, but I think you inadvertently
gave a clue this morning. Oh you said it's never
happened to a Pittsburgh Steeler.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, so it's specific to Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
No, no, I don't know what that means. I don't
know what that means. Yeah, that's not a clue. Sorry,
what's most important to me? News updates?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
News news updates?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I like all the local news. It's never happened to
any any stealer, team steal a place.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's not specific to a position player like the quarterback. Okay,
it's a unit, team unit.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, I guess. Yeah, not much of a clue. Yeah,
if you're if you think that's a clue, you're barking
up the.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Wrong tree, all right. A tech savvy dad in Texas
was able to use his phone to track down and
rescue his daughter after she'd been kidnapped on the afternoon
of Christmas Day, the unnamed fifteen year old girl took
her dog for a walk but never came back. By
using parental controls, they were able to locate their daughter's phone,
which was about two miles away. When her dad arrived,
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he found a maroon colored pickup tre with the girl,
the dog, and a partially naked twenty three year old
male inside. After getting his daughter out and helping her escape,
he called police, who were able to track down the
man and take him into custody.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Unbelievable chase.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, prom with people, there's not enough time in the
day to say joho podcast right, with just a day
left in the year, A decade's old, Poul is revealing
some interesting things people thought would be happening in the
country by now. Way back in nineteen ninety eight, Gallup
and USA Today pulled over one thousand Americans about their
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best prediction for a year. Far off of the future?
Gotcha twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Way in the future. Well here we are, come on,
where's my flying car? Right?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Remember a life in the US. At that time, Bill
Clinton was facing impeachment proceedings, Titanic was sweeping at the oscars,
and most homes still had landline phones, so things were
a little bit different. But these are the things that
people were pretty close on their predictions. For twenty twenty five.
More than two thirds of Americans predicted the US would
have elected a black president by now. Okay, Most thought
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gay marriage would be legal and common. Three quarters believed
a deadly new disease would have emerged. There are probably
a few. Many also predicted that drug use like marijuana
would be commonplace, and that AIDS would be cured. More
than half thought most people would be doing their jobs
from a home, and that shopping on the internet would
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replace most stores.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
And Johnny Wood would have win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh, that was way off, So that goes along with
these that didn't hold up very well. About two thirds
thought the US would have elected a female president by now.
More than half thought we would have a cure for cancer,
and sixty one percent predicted that people would routinely live
to be one hundred years old now. The poll also
ask what people thought about the direction that the country
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was taking. Seventy percent thought the quality of life would
improve for the rich, doesn't it always People were split
on how things would go for the middle class. Most
thought life would get worse for the poor. About eighty
percent thought people would have less personal privacy. Yeah, fifty
seven percent thought we'd have less personal freedom. In nineteen
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ninety eight, sixty percent of Americans said they were satisfied
with how things were going in the US today. Just
twenty four percent believe that.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Okay, hold on, hey, siri, are you listening to my
conversation right now? I respect your privacy. That's crapp all right.
New Year's just around the corner. A lot of people
are going to be shaking their booty. So let's do this.
So I dug up a top ten list of the
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greatest disco tunes of all time, according to the website
smoothmusic dot com. You got a couple in mind?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I got a couple. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Let's take some phone calls. First, Good morning, who's this
all right? Which one's your favorite?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I would say Staying Alive?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Staying Alive? Number one?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Way to go?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yay? All right, friend, Now we're looking for number two.
What song do you think it ought to be?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I Will Survive?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh own Gloria Gaynor, it's in there.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
But do you think it's number two? Do you think
it's number two?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Number two? I don't have a one.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Then, yeah, number one. Number one is Staying Alive, so
we're looking for number two.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Okay, all right, that's good, yes, thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
All right. Now, what are a couple of songs you
have on your list? The Hustle did not make the list.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, that one was kind of a I feel like
that's the song that any disco dance class in the
seventies had to go that. Yeah, how about dance and
Queen by Abba?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's in there? Is it? Number two?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I think it's it's worthy of number two?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
All right, let's find out. Here's number ten on the list.
Casey in the sunshine man, that's that's that's definitely where yep.
Number nine. Number eight is a classic. I played that
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song every wedding I've ever played. Number seven. You could
make a top ten list of Donna summer disco tunes.
But that is number seven.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
What was that song?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Feel Love? I Feel Love?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Number six, Sylvester, number five, number four.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, we'll see you. What three and two are?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
All right? Number three?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
So staying Alive is number one? Oh, we have another
guess what it might be?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Shake your groove thing?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Number two? Give me a drummer. All pretty good. It's
a pretty good number one, all right. That goes out
to all those going to be shaking their booty coming
up on New Year's evening. Now tomorrow we have a
top ten list of drinking saws because it's the biggest
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drinking sauce the day of the year. What do you
think is a bigger drinking night? Is it New Year's
or like the lafore Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
They say that the day before Thanksgiving is the biggest
party night of the year. All right, Now, maybe if
people are like over the New Year's Eve thing, maybe
maybe right?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Maybe plus date number three for the road Roy Trivite
question stole more tickets for Motley Crue, weird Out and
Goo Gooo dolls to give away tomorrow. Thanks for listening
to podcasts. We'll catch you tomorrow on the radio at
five am. That's it for us A seeings, guys, Seeing guys,