December 4, 2025 • 14 mins
Day #11 for Trivia, Drunk Raccoons, & The Top 10 Xmas TV Specials
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonna tell the boys about.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Johnny got Johnny fever and I am burning up in here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right. Here we go again.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Here we go again.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
From Johnny val podcasting Live atop I Heart Mountain, a
snow covered I Heart mount.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, and it's gonna stick around too, because it's only
going to be in the thirties for like the next week.
It's going to get it, so it's not gonna melt.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Gonna get real cold tonight. Frosty, Frosty, Frosty the Snowman.
All right, Welcome in December fourth, the three hundred and
thirty eighth day of the year. Twenty seven days remain,
four days until our very ends of Christmas. Shoe time
is running out for you to get tickets. Go to
trust Arts dot Org get them tickets. Got one more
day for your chance to win tickets, and that's coming
(00:57):
up tomorrow, twenty one days, three weeks until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Twenty one days till Santa Claus comes to town. Boy,
this this holiday season has gone.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Really I know, it feels like Thanksgiving was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Twenty five days until our three WST Holiday Blood Drive.
Today is Cabernet franc Day. Frank is it Frank Frank?
Cabernet Frank. Hey, Hey, hey, hey, bar Daniel, I'll have
some Cabernet Frank Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day. I'm not
(01:38):
into that. Wou wu teamwork, the raw raw yeah stuff.
I'm not into meetings. I hate meetings.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't mind meetings unless they go off the rails.
Like if you have an agenda and you get your
what done, what you're planning to talk about, I'm okay
with it. It's when it goes, hey did you see
that movie last night on Blah.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Blah blah Blair Blair Blair blirg blir berg blur blerg.
And that's where it always goes, I know, because we've
we're done. When when when they're scheduling meetings, we're done,
we've already worked, Yeah, and then they they want to
cabits talk about you know, I.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Don't even know the last meeting I had. I guess
the word got out.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Good Boy National Cookie Day? What's your good what's your
go to cookie?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Go to I love a good chocolate chip. But uh
oh at Christmas time the iced sugar cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh, yes, soft ones, well, I see, I like the sugar.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, those are good too, Dip them and milk. That's
my favorite Christmas time cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I like oatmeal, rais and fig Newton's are my go
to store. Bot ones? Oh yeah, so good. What are
the ones that have the annas.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
In the pizels? What pitzel?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Those I don't well, they don't.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You don't Anna's I think is the traditional flavoring. But
you can make them with any I think you can
make them with the oras.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What's funny is I like liquorice flavored things?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay, you just don't like I don't like them.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I didn't like lady Fingers for the longest time, but
now I love them.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh shortbread, Oh yeah, I love short bread for Girl
Scout cookies.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What are your go tom.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
They just within the last few years started doing like
a toffee one. That's my favorite one.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I do like the toffee ones. I like the Samoa's
that has coconut right it does not a fan? No? Okay,
National Dice Day, National Sock Day, Santa's List Day. You
got three weeks to get on Santa's good list. So
turn it around, turn that battleship around. Wear brown shoes day?
(04:08):
Got them? Are mine?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Brown?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, they're great.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, it's black. Missed out on that and Wildlife Conservation
Day date number eleven for the road Roy trivia question
coming up after this comedy cut from Nate Bergazi.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Another hotel? Is that another syrup incident? Actually, I mean
I'm a big fan of waffles, so syrup. I'm around
syrup quite a bit. And we're at a holiday in Express.
So the breakfast buffet there is where they had batter
and syrup, and so you pour the They had the
walf fire and where you make it yourself. So you
pour the batter on the walfire and you shut it.
You turn it over its blocks. It cooks for two minutes,
you turn it over, you open it. Half the waffle
(04:42):
comes off, half stays forever. That's how you eat a wolf.
So I'm with my buddy of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's my age.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
So we go through. He's in front of him, not
really talking or anything, just going through. He gets to it.
Batter and syrup. They're in clear containers. They're not labeled,
but they're in clear containers. He gets the syrup, it
starts pour it on the wall for it, and I'm
not even stopping him because he's not doing it where
he's going. I don't I've never done that. He's doing
it where we're probably gonna try it after it. I mean,
he might know something that I don't know. He shuts, it,
(05:13):
turns over, it cooks. He's like, look at us. We're like,
I mean, the whole lines, like, what is that gonna be?
And it makes black smoke? Because what it makes just
a dark black smoke. Just starts filling the lobby. The
manager comes over, he's like, what are you doing. He's like,
I guess up, poured the wrong one. These are not labeled.
And the guy's like, during clear containers, do you not
(05:34):
know the difference of batter and syrup? And he's like,
I bet it happens all the time. He goes, I've
worked here in my whole life, and I've never seen this.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh boys, yeah, boys, yeah, you don't see women do that.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All right, brod Roight traviy question, good morning, who's this?
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
This is Jessica.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
All right, Jessica. This popular product's been around for a
long time was named after the inventor's mail coworker named
the product lazy boy. Lazy Boy I was named after
one of my family members. We perfected the We perfected
lazy No, not the answer I'm looking for, But thanks
for the call. Eight five, five, three three three ninety
four or five? Oh your turn? What you got? Oh,
(06:17):
hydrolic jack? Nothing like that at all? Sorry? Go ahead?
What's your guests? Come on, condemned milke. Keep working. Let's
go to Debbie. What you got?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
How about Charlie chips?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Charlie chips?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't know? Yeah, Debbie's making stuff up?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh am, I no, I'm not what's Charlie chips?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What are Charlie chips? Chips in a can? Oh no,
this is like to come door to door. Oh no,
remember this is something popular, popular product. It's popular.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Okay, Well it was popular back in the day.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Well this is still popular. Okay, Okay, keep working.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Good try, though, sure one a good try. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Let's go to John. What you got?
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Not a poor John? Sorry? Let's take three more. Go ahead.
I'm that gave me an't. Yeah. We've had a lot
of people say that yeah, it must be what Google's saying.
Huh really yeah, not it? Sorry, let's take two more?
Go ahead? Not a twinkiey man? Holl is you perfect?
I love that you're the last calling to take today.
(07:27):
You get it right? You went otherwise? Day number twelve? Tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
What you got Sharman toilet paper?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Not Sharman toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
All right? Going about do you have a question or
do you have a guest?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, I first have to say I'm very disappointed that
people haven't been listening to the podcast because we gave
a great hint yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Uh huh, Candy King, Hold on, I'm just I'm processing
your chastisement, chastising the listeners, disappointed they made it this far?
All right, so give them money? Can't?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh wait what give.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Them the hint from yesterday?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh it is food related.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It is food related? Yes, all right, what'd.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You say, Candy Cane?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
No. The Biggest Stars, the Darkest Endings, and the Truth
behind the Music you Love. Stream Johnny's Dead Air podcast
new episodes that explore the mystery, the madness and the
music on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcast.
(08:30):
Follow rate and review it. Follow now and don't miss
the next twisted chapter. What's most important to me? News updates,
Natural news, news updates. I like all the local news.
What's going now?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Did you see the story about the drunk raccoon?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No? No, I'm all in what's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Stap at a liquor store in Ashland, Virginia showed up
for work Saturday and found the shop had been broken into,
not by a burglar, but by a raccoon and the
masked bandit was discovered passed out in the bathroom, wedged
between the toilet and a garbage can, after helping himself
to some bottom shelf booze. Animal Control officer Samantha Martin
(09:15):
was called to handle the situation. She said the raccoon
had apparently fallen through a ceiling tile and.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Then helped himself went on a.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Bender, just breaking liquor bottles and there was booze all
over the floor and apparently the drink of choice was
scotch because there was a lot of that smashed up.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Should be a TV special, Christmas TV special. After a
few raccoon the raccoon, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
After a few hours sleep. The raccoon showed no signs
of injury. Can you imagine what that raccoon felt like? Hungover?
Probably still drunk. Probably oh, it was safely released back
into the wild.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
He's got stories to tell.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The UK company says it's got a new sex doll
that comes with its own AI generated sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
All right, nice, you've got a batter day of news there, girl.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
The UK based sex doll store is selling Emma for
fifty five hundred dollars. Wow jeez, and says that AI
inside the Dolls uses a database of cultural references, emotional cues,
and speech patterns to make dolls respond to jokes that
a user might crack the deputy or the company hats Rather,
(10:32):
this lets Emma do more than just process language. He
can respond in ways that feel genuine, empathetic, and even funny.
At times. When it comes to humor, AI can adapt
jokes to someone's taste and remember contexts over time.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Who wants a sex doll that can talk? All right?
So I asked chat gpt to come up with the
top ten classic Christmas TV specials and some of these
I totally forgot about, Okay, so it's kind of interesting.
So of all the TV specials, back when you were
(11:06):
a kid. Where were some of your favorites, like what
was your go to? What was your house?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Rudolf, Rudolph, Rudolph, Rudolf, the Red Nosed Rain he's in
there had a very shining number one.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I'm gonna say that you bet the house?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, okay, when you're closing tomorrow, so okay, okay? What
else should be on the look? Charlie Brown?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Christmas?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Of course? Is that number one?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You know what? Either one of those I say could
be number one.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I remember you're you're betting your house.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well, I'm gonna go one a one.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
B Okay, all right, give me a couple more.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
You're without a Santa claus Ah.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Christmas.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
I'm no.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I wish this was television because you see valves starting
to groove to that song. That was kind of funny,
that was worth playing it. That's in there too, that's
in the top ten. Give me one more.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Santa Claus is coming to town?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Santa Claus is it coming?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Is that number one?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The rankin bass specials?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
All right, last chance, you've bet in the house. What
special do you think got to be number one?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'm gonna say Rudolph. That's my choice for number one.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
All right, here's number ten. I'm what Christmas, I'm mister
snow all right, here what I'm Santa Claus. Number nine,
Wi twas the night before Christmas went all through the house.
Number eight, Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus Virginia.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I didn't know that was a special. I thought it
was a movie I did.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Two.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, Number seven, I barely remember this one. Here you go.
Oh Betty, Betty, Christmas, do you son Christmas? Mister mcgos Christmas, Carol,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I barely remember that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Also, Top five, you'll know all of these. Number five, Yeah,
happy suit. Number four is definitely my favorite one.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh, I didn't even think of that one, so good.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Number three is another classic. Wow, Charlie Brown's Christmas number two.
Number two s clauses it coming the time, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
That means number one.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is mister Magoo.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Now Rudeolph, the red nose rained had a very shining.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All right, I guess you could keep your house then.
All right, thank you for listening to the podcast. We'll
catch you tomorrow at five o'clock. We've got day. Number
was it twelve? Well for the Roadroy trivia question. Also,
we're bringing back the Holiday Helium Theater. Okay, give it
a white ticket for our very Ends of Christmas show.
Make sure you get your tickets at Trustarts dot org
(14:04):
or yenso Christmas dot com. That's it for us A
Seeings guys, seeings guys,
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonna tell the boys about.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Johnny got Johnny fever and I am burning up in here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right. Here we go again.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Here we go again.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
From Johnny val podcasting Live atop I Heart Mountain, a
snow covered I Heart mount.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, and it's gonna stick around too, because it's only
going to be in the thirties for like the next week.
It's going to get it, so it's not gonna melt.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Gonna get real cold tonight. Frosty, Frosty, Frosty the Snowman.
All right, Welcome in December fourth, the three hundred and
thirty eighth day of the year. Twenty seven days remain,
four days until our very ends of Christmas. Shoe time
is running out for you to get tickets. Go to
trust Arts dot Org get them tickets. Got one more
day for your chance to win tickets, and that's coming
(00:57):
up tomorrow, twenty one days, three weeks until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Twenty one days till Santa Claus comes to town. Boy,
this this holiday season has gone.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Really I know, it feels like Thanksgiving was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Twenty five days until our three WST Holiday Blood Drive.
Today is Cabernet franc Day. Frank is it Frank Frank?
Cabernet Frank. Hey, Hey, hey, hey, bar Daniel, I'll have
some Cabernet Frank Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day. I'm not
(01:38):
into that. Wou wu teamwork, the raw raw yeah stuff.
I'm not into meetings. I hate meetings.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't mind meetings unless they go off the rails.
Like if you have an agenda and you get your
what done, what you're planning to talk about, I'm okay
with it. It's when it goes, hey did you see
that movie last night on Blah.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Blah blah Blair Blair Blair blirg blir berg blur blerg.
And that's where it always goes, I know, because we've
we're done. When when when they're scheduling meetings, we're done,
we've already worked, Yeah, and then they they want to
cabits talk about you know, I.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Don't even know the last meeting I had. I guess
the word got out.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Good Boy National Cookie Day? What's your good what's your
go to cookie?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Go to I love a good chocolate chip. But uh
oh at Christmas time the iced sugar cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh, yes, soft ones, well, I see, I like the sugar.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, those are good too, Dip them and milk. That's
my favorite Christmas time cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I like oatmeal, rais and fig Newton's are my go
to store. Bot ones? Oh yeah, so good. What are
the ones that have the annas.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
In the pizels? What pitzel?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Those I don't well, they don't.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You don't Anna's I think is the traditional flavoring. But
you can make them with any I think you can
make them with the oras.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What's funny is I like liquorice flavored things?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay, you just don't like I don't like them.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I didn't like lady Fingers for the longest time, but
now I love them.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh shortbread, Oh yeah, I love short bread for Girl
Scout cookies.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What are your go tom.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
They just within the last few years started doing like
a toffee one. That's my favorite one.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I do like the toffee ones. I like the Samoa's
that has coconut right it does not a fan? No? Okay,
National Dice Day, National Sock Day, Santa's List Day. You
got three weeks to get on Santa's good list. So
turn it around, turn that battleship around. Wear brown shoes day?
(04:08):
Got them? Are mine?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Brown?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, they're great.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, it's black. Missed out on that and Wildlife Conservation
Day date number eleven for the road Roy trivia question
coming up after this comedy cut from Nate Bergazi.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Another hotel? Is that another syrup incident? Actually, I mean
I'm a big fan of waffles, so syrup. I'm around
syrup quite a bit. And we're at a holiday in Express.
So the breakfast buffet there is where they had batter
and syrup, and so you pour the They had the
walf fire and where you make it yourself. So you
pour the batter on the walfire and you shut it.
You turn it over its blocks. It cooks for two minutes,
you turn it over, you open it. Half the waffle
(04:42):
comes off, half stays forever. That's how you eat a wolf.
So I'm with my buddy of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's my age.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
So we go through. He's in front of him, not
really talking or anything, just going through. He gets to it.
Batter and syrup. They're in clear containers. They're not labeled,
but they're in clear containers. He gets the syrup, it
starts pour it on the wall for it, and I'm
not even stopping him because he's not doing it where
he's going. I don't I've never done that. He's doing
it where we're probably gonna try it after it. I mean,
he might know something that I don't know. He shuts, it,
(05:13):
turns over, it cooks. He's like, look at us. We're like,
I mean, the whole lines, like, what is that gonna be?
And it makes black smoke? Because what it makes just
a dark black smoke. Just starts filling the lobby. The
manager comes over, he's like, what are you doing. He's like,
I guess up, poured the wrong one. These are not labeled.
And the guy's like, during clear containers, do you not
(05:34):
know the difference of batter and syrup? And he's like,
I bet it happens all the time. He goes, I've
worked here in my whole life, and I've never seen this.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh boys, yeah, boys, yeah, you don't see women do that.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All right, brod Roight traviy question, good morning, who's this?
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
This is Jessica.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
All right, Jessica. This popular product's been around for a
long time was named after the inventor's mail coworker named
the product lazy boy. Lazy Boy I was named after
one of my family members. We perfected the We perfected
lazy No, not the answer I'm looking for, But thanks
for the call. Eight five, five, three three three ninety
four or five? Oh your turn? What you got? Oh,
(06:17):
hydrolic jack? Nothing like that at all? Sorry? Go ahead?
What's your guests? Come on, condemned milke. Keep working. Let's
go to Debbie. What you got?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
How about Charlie chips?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Charlie chips?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't know? Yeah, Debbie's making stuff up?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh am, I no, I'm not what's Charlie chips?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What are Charlie chips? Chips in a can? Oh no,
this is like to come door to door. Oh no,
remember this is something popular, popular product. It's popular.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Okay, Well it was popular back in the day.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Well this is still popular. Okay, Okay, keep working.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Good try, though, sure one a good try. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Let's go to John. What you got?
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Not a poor John? Sorry? Let's take three more. Go ahead.
I'm that gave me an't. Yeah. We've had a lot
of people say that yeah, it must be what Google's saying.
Huh really yeah, not it? Sorry, let's take two more?
Go ahead? Not a twinkiey man? Holl is you perfect?
I love that you're the last calling to take today.
(07:27):
You get it right? You went otherwise? Day number twelve? Tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
What you got Sharman toilet paper?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Not Sharman toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
All right? Going about do you have a question or
do you have a guest?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, I first have to say I'm very disappointed that
people haven't been listening to the podcast because we gave
a great hint yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Uh huh, Candy King, Hold on, I'm just I'm processing
your chastisement, chastising the listeners, disappointed they made it this far?
All right, so give them money? Can't?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh wait what give.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Them the hint from yesterday?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh it is food related.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It is food related? Yes, all right, what'd.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You say, Candy Cane?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
No. The Biggest Stars, the Darkest Endings, and the Truth
behind the Music you Love. Stream Johnny's Dead Air podcast
new episodes that explore the mystery, the madness and the
music on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcast.
(08:30):
Follow rate and review it. Follow now and don't miss
the next twisted chapter. What's most important to me? News updates,
Natural news, news updates. I like all the local news.
What's going now?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Did you see the story about the drunk raccoon?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No? No, I'm all in what's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Stap at a liquor store in Ashland, Virginia showed up
for work Saturday and found the shop had been broken into,
not by a burglar, but by a raccoon and the
masked bandit was discovered passed out in the bathroom, wedged
between the toilet and a garbage can, after helping himself
to some bottom shelf booze. Animal Control officer Samantha Martin
(09:15):
was called to handle the situation. She said the raccoon
had apparently fallen through a ceiling tile and.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Then helped himself went on a.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Bender, just breaking liquor bottles and there was booze all
over the floor and apparently the drink of choice was
scotch because there was a lot of that smashed up.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Should be a TV special, Christmas TV special. After a
few raccoon the raccoon, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
After a few hours sleep. The raccoon showed no signs
of injury. Can you imagine what that raccoon felt like? Hungover?
Probably still drunk. Probably oh, it was safely released back
into the wild.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
He's got stories to tell.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The UK company says it's got a new sex doll
that comes with its own AI generated sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
All right, nice, you've got a batter day of news there, girl.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
The UK based sex doll store is selling Emma for
fifty five hundred dollars. Wow jeez, and says that AI
inside the Dolls uses a database of cultural references, emotional cues,
and speech patterns to make dolls respond to jokes that
a user might crack the deputy or the company hats Rather,
(10:32):
this lets Emma do more than just process language. He
can respond in ways that feel genuine, empathetic, and even funny.
At times. When it comes to humor, AI can adapt
jokes to someone's taste and remember contexts over time.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Who wants a sex doll that can talk? All right?
So I asked chat gpt to come up with the
top ten classic Christmas TV specials and some of these
I totally forgot about, Okay, so it's kind of interesting.
So of all the TV specials, back when you were
(11:06):
a kid. Where were some of your favorites, like what
was your go to? What was your house?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Rudolf, Rudolph, Rudolph, Rudolf, the Red Nosed Rain he's in
there had a very shining number one.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I'm gonna say that you bet the house?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, okay, when you're closing tomorrow, so okay, okay? What
else should be on the look? Charlie Brown?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Christmas?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Of course? Is that number one?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You know what? Either one of those I say could
be number one.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I remember you're you're betting your house.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well, I'm gonna go one a one.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
B Okay, all right, give me a couple more.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
You're without a Santa claus Ah.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Christmas.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
I'm no.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I wish this was television because you see valves starting
to groove to that song. That was kind of funny,
that was worth playing it. That's in there too, that's
in the top ten. Give me one more.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Santa Claus is coming to town?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Santa Claus is it coming?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Is that number one?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The rankin bass specials?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
All right, last chance, you've bet in the house. What
special do you think got to be number one?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'm gonna say Rudolph. That's my choice for number one.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
All right, here's number ten. I'm what Christmas, I'm mister
snow all right, here what I'm Santa Claus. Number nine,
Wi twas the night before Christmas went all through the house.
Number eight, Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus Virginia.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I didn't know that was a special. I thought it
was a movie I did.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Two.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, Number seven, I barely remember this one. Here you go.
Oh Betty, Betty, Christmas, do you son Christmas? Mister mcgos Christmas, Carol,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I barely remember that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Also, Top five, you'll know all of these. Number five, Yeah,
happy suit. Number four is definitely my favorite one.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh, I didn't even think of that one, so good.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Number three is another classic. Wow, Charlie Brown's Christmas number two.
Number two s clauses it coming the time, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
That means number one.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is mister Magoo.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Now Rudeolph, the red nose rained had a very shining.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All right, I guess you could keep your house then.
All right, thank you for listening to the podcast. We'll
catch you tomorrow at five o'clock. We've got day. Number
was it twelve? Well for the Roadroy trivia question. Also,
we're bringing back the Holiday Helium Theater. Okay, give it
a white ticket for our very Ends of Christmas show.
Make sure you get your tickets at Trustarts dot org
(14:04):
or yenso Christmas dot com. That's it for us A
Seeings guys, seeings guys,
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