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Oh thank god it's pie pie.I still have that booger taste in my
mouth? Could I have this day? What does that mean? What that's
garbage? Didn't your toe jam?Danny go get a real nice face now,
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don't you? Johnny? Actually,I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny.
That's we're going to tell the boysabout. Johnny Cocker, Johnny Fever and
I am burning in here, Johnny. Here's Valerie. Kind of a best
of montage of Valerie. Just kickoff the podcast. I love that,
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especially the one, uh the booger, the booger taste. So let's do
it. Let's do it right offthe bat. I just want to say
this though I don't know why,but the word makes me laugh every time
because she gets she gets a tonof emails from people, you know.
Apparently she she inquired about codjam andnow she's getting flooded with emails about people
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trying to fire. All right,it makes me laugh so much. Pick
a jellyby, what are the well? Pick one? All right? I
had good luck with this one yesterday. Okay, I'll see if I can
read it, because of did youput yours in that? It's not yet
I have to read it first.This one smells bad. I'm gonna have
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to take a picture of it,you know, only because because someone in
here with better right, do youwant me to eat a while you're trying
to figure out? No, becausewe're going to do it at the same
time so we can This is beingboozled, by the way, for anybody
who hasn't heard the last couple ofdays. Yeah, so it's a jelly
beans from jelly Belly. Yeah,okay. The good flavor is pomegranate in
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the in the bad flavor is hisold bandage. Oh, it's a it's
a red, it's a red jellybean. So let's let's start off the
show. Mine smells bad. Thefirst one was so when you heard her
talking about, oh, I can'tget this taste out of a booger out
him And that was the very firstone, was a bog all right,
right? One? Two, three? Oh? We oh, we both
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got it. Because here's the thing. The aftertaste is even worse. Yes,
look at my arm, Look atmy arm. Goose bumps? Do
that was so bad? That's notgoose bumps, it's chills. Oh,
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oh my god. Because when youknow what it is, if you don't
know what it is. You're like, I don't know what this is,
but it's bad. And then whenit's when you know it's an old baby
no, You're like, yes,it is an old bandage, all right.
I have to eat a piece ofchocolate just to get that out.
That is so bad. Oh mygod, almost wear up in my mouse.
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That was awful, fun gamed.I don't know if we should play
this anymore. Who know we aregoing to You didn't have to eat it.
I ate the whole boogery one.You're a trooper. You're a real
trooper. And then it was stuckin my teeth and I had to keep
tasting it. Oh my god,that was horrible. Honestly, I can't
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imagine anything worse than that. Thatcase, I'd rather have the bugger off.
What are all the bad flavors?Honestly, you got dirty dishwater.
I can't I had one of those. I know it's too too small print.
Yeah, I'll have to. Maybeit's online, all right. March
twenty first, the wind is outof has gone out of my sails.
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The eighty first day of the yeartoo, and eighty five days ormain ten
days until Easter fifty two days.I wonder if they have jelly bellies of
just the bad flavors, you knowwhat I mean, Like a joke pack.
You give it to your kids forEaster. It's like it's almost like
getting cold for Christmas. All right, So go ahead. Spoiled milk is
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one of them. Okay. Soit's how it works is you have the
same color jelly bean, right,but it can be one of these,
right, So there's dirty dish,water, slash, dead fish, strawberry,
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banana smoothie, spoiled milk, coconut, canned dog food, barf,
Yeah, is one of the flavors. Yeah. No, we didn't get
barfed. Oh no, I did, because I did it with dan quinlan
our promotions director. Oh okay,stinky socks, rotten egg, stink bug.
I think I got stink bug.Oh that would be terrible. So
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there all right, Day number eightfor the Rodroy trivia question. As we
recover from the jellybeans. Coming upafter this, there's a teenage girl in
line ahead of me at security andthey stopped her to search her backpack if
something went off in the machine.And so the TSA guy he searched around
it and he pulled out the thingthat went off, and it was a
magic eight ball. This is totallytrue. And he told her. He
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was like, well, technically thisis a blunt object and it could be
used as a weapon, so I'mnot sure if you can bring it in
your carry on and I need togo get my supervisor. So they brought
over like two or three more tsagents. They're all looking at this magic eight
ball, trying to decide what todo, and I was in line behind
her, losing my mind because Iwas like, just ask the magic eight
ball. Sorry, I still haven'trecovered from eating a bad bandage. Well
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here's the good news. There's onlyone hundred and ninety calories in the entire
package of these well, I meanold Shelley beans. I think I don't
think I ate any of the caloriesbecause I spit that thing right out.
That was awesome, all right?Day eight for the trivia question. Good
morning. Who's this? James?A right? James? One of the
most famous women ever born in Chicago. Real first name is Lilian. But
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what is she better known as Nelly? Nelly? Yes, Nelly, who
I'm taking hold on? Remember Russell, No, I don't follow She's not
famous enough. Yeah, yeah,this is somebody we'd all recognize, okay,
all good night? Four one,two, three, three, three
ninety four? Five? Oh whatyou got? Hi? Good morning,
lady, keep working? Oh goingto Diane Barbara not Barbara streisand okay,
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Julie, who are you going togo with? Lady Gaga? Yeah?
We have already had somebody say thattoday. Not it. I didn't hear
that, thank you, Steak.Three more Warwick not Dion Warwick. Okay,
two more Togo, al get alist of them, Liz Taylor,
Beyonce, Janina, da bar Susanb Anthony. Well that was the ones
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I've been thinking. Then was gonnaanswer, None of those are? Are
they? All right? So it'sno, nope, uh huh, sorry,
all right, I'll keep thinking,keep thinking, I'll keep thinking.
Thank you, Johnny, Thank you, Gina. Good morning. How are
you pretty good? How about yougood? Do you have a do you
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have a laundry list for us aswell? I don't know. I've been
calling in all right, Well you'rethe last calling you take today. Get
it right? You win otherwise daynumber nine tomorrow? Is it gladays night
not gladys night? Okay? Allright, So tomorrow, starting at seven
o'clock, we'll take calls all theway up to eight o'clock and we'll try
to get a winner tomorrow. Ishared this hint on the air, so
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i'll share it with you, thepodcast listener. It's not a singer.
It's not a singer at all.So forget Beyonce or Lady Gaga, nothing
like that at all. So we'lltake your calls for our sixty minutes starting
at seven o'clock starting tomorrow. What'smost important to me? News updates,
Natural news, news updates. Ilike all the local news, all right,
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what's going on now? The manwho shot President Ronald Reagan in nineteen
eighty one says he's a victim ofcancel culture. Yeah, John, fifty
years too late, jeez yeah.Was supposed to put on a concert at
a Connecticut hotel on March thirtieth,but the show was canceled days after it
was announced over negative publicity. Hinkleysays the event is just one of many
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that have been called off because ofhis past actions. He was in a
mental institute for decades after being foundnot guilty by reason of insanity for shooting
Reagan, but is no longer underany restrictions. Now, if you're wondering
if John Hinckley is any good,here's a sample. So there you go.
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Cover. Um. Yes, he'sbeen performing and places are booking him,
and he's selling out in some places. So not this place in Connecticut
though they are having none of that. Yeah, well not don't cancel them
for the you know what he did, but canceled for that music. That's
that's crap. Geez. In Lakewood, Colorado, and accused burglar found himself
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in a crappy situation, quite literally. Video footage released by the Lakewood Police
Department shows what went down during anearly morning call late last week. Police
say a report of a burglary inprogress came in. They were able to
use a drone to track down thesuspect. When they entered the building they
believed he was in, they approacheda closed door, opened it and found
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him sitting on the toilet. Ah. This was confirmed by the suspects saying
I'm on the sleeper bud without beingthe Given the opportunity to pull up his
pants, police instructed him to walktowards them with his hands up. He
was arrested and charged with second degreeburglary. People buy lottery tickets with the
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hope of the good life. Withthat, it makes you wonder why somebody
would buy a ticket and just tossit aside and forget about it. It
happened in Virginia. Molina Hill gota Mega Million's ticket, then just laid
it on her dresser and didn't thinkabout it. Well, on five weeks
later she was like, oh,I forgot about this ticket. Let me
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check these numbers. She won threemillion dollars. See, that's my biggest
fear. That's my biggest fear,that I would buy something and forget it
and then I'd throw it away andnot even check it. Yeah, well,
it probably won't happen this weekend.Tomorrow Night's Mega Millions is nine hundred
and seventy seven million, and nobodywon last night's Powerball Powerball, so on
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Saturday it'll be worth seven hundred andfifty million. That's crazy. I doubt
anybody's going to forget about those tickets. Finally, Elton John and songwriting partner
Bernie Toppenner the recipients of this year'sLibrary of Congress's Gershwin Prize for Popular Song.
The two were celebrated last night ata tribute concert in Washington, DC.
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Who's who of entertainers took the stageto perform their hits, including Garth
Brooks and Lennox, Metallica, JoniMitchell, and Moore. The Gershwin Prize
recognizes achievement in popular music by livingartists. Past recipients have included Paul Simon,
Stevie Wonder, and Willie Nelson.All Right, very good, all
right, time for this time foranother round of who sings it? Kind
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of before they were famous? Tellme who this is. We'll give you
tickets for James Taylor at the Pavilionat Starley coming up on Saturday, September
seventh. Play just like a quicksecond for this with val and she got
it right away. So pressure's onyou guys here. You got to do
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Wow. Honestly, I would nothave I would not have guessed who really
kind of took a stab in thedoor? Really yeah, okay, because
it does not sound like her.Oh you're a good stabber. Because all
right, let's give this a tryto champ just right the rest of the
flow? All right, who isit? Four one, two, three,
three, three ninety four or five? Oh? Good luck ninety four
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point three WS, good morning?Who is this? Hi? Pam?
What you doing? Actually waiting formy daughter to get on the bus?
Okay, all right, Wow,it's you know, only a couple of
months before. Uh, school's overwith huh yeah, all right, another
round of who sings it before theywere famous? And the pressure is on
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because bal listened to like two wordsand she got it wrong. Bam.
Let's see how well you do?All right, let's give us a quick
listen. Here you go. Stop. You're the last calling of take today.
You get it right. You wentout of the wise, So we're
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gonna have to do it another time. What's what's your guest was? No,
it's not to Turner. I'm sorry, it's God, I said.
It didn't sound like I thought.Well, I'm gonn take a Steven Dark
also missed coffee. All right,now, what was your answer? It
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was beat Benatar. It was ourfirst single. Uh. It was for
Coxon's Army and the song is calledday Gig to try to m Just like
the rest of the movie, it'scrap is what it is? What your
is? This? Do you know? Yeah? I gotta be The late
sixties early seventies. It's definitely seventies. Listen to that. It makes me
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think of love American style. Oh, it's it sounds exactly like love American
duff this fatty soberated nineteen seventy four, nineteen seventy four, Pat Benattar in
nineteen seventy four, she really brokeout what seventy nine? But so she
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really Yeah, probably she changed upher sound quite a bit in just a
few years. So all right,we didn't get a winner today. We're
not going to do it tomorrow becausewe're going to take calls for the road
Wary Trivia question. Maybe we'll doit on Monday. So we had a
pretty good day for the for thepodcast yesterday, but the uh val Eats
a Booger went through the roof.It ended up being the biggest podcast we've
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ever had. Oh good, likethirty four thousand. Yeah, so wow.
So I think we need to feedyou more gross stuff. I think
although eating a bandages today, geton everything you just saying that and like
the hair on the back of myneck, stand up, I'm getting alright.
So all right, so thank youfor listening to podcasts. We'll catch
you back on the radio. Tomorrowat five am. That's it for us
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say seeings, guys, seeings guys,