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April 21, 2025 • 16 mins
The ANSWER to Tuesday's Who Sings It?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Disco disco duck.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh Danny, you get a real nice face, now, don't you.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's what
we're going to tell the boys about.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Johnny, Doctor Johnny Fever and.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I here.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And Val thank god, thank god you're back. Oh my god,
you have no idea. They made me read the news.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Fuck at that.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm terrible reading news and especially miss you. During the podcast.
It feels like I'm I'm just talking to myself. I
just make these noises, you know, what to talk to.
It's weird. It's just weird. Like if you notice, like
last week's podcast, we're really short because I don't have
anyone to talk to.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, you's you should be sorry, so you have.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I slept a lot like that was. I slept like
it was my job last week.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know, when we get up as early as as
we do, sometimes you just need a week of just
catching up on sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
And that's what I did. I was so exhausted on Saturday.
Those fish fries really took it out of me.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I believe it. I believe it. What I thought. The
difference between what I thought your fish fry would be
compared to what it was. Is the difference between shooting
a bullet and throwing a bullet. Okay, because you know,
I thought that was, Oh, this is going to be
a cute little you know, church.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Cute, little fish stick on a plate.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Little fish fry. Just realized it was like.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
A it's it's it's a machine. It is.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
We get there and there is a line all the
way around the church, back up onto the road as
we do drive through, and then you go in and
you go through like a gauntlet of people that you.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Like, you got order takers, you get cashiers, you.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Got and then they're trying to sell you water and everything.
They don't know what to joke.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Concuse me.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It was huge. So yeah, I can imagine how how
much work it takes to.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Have it ses. It's like a week long prep.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So are you going to volunteer for next year?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh yeah, I mean this is I said that I
might have sit it on the air. The first week
of fish Fry, everybody's like, hey, it's great to see you,
this is so fun, this is great. By the end,
so many people said, I'm so glad this is the
last week.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I love you, I love all you people. God, I
can't wait to not see you guys ever again.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
But it is fun so and it's delicious, it really is,
and it helps us do a lot of things in
the community.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
So all right, well, welcome back Valporter. This is the
recap for the show April twenty first, the one hundred
and eleventh and day of the year. Two hundred and
fifty four days remain. Four days until our Friday night
fever dance cruise. By the way, later in the podcast,
will give you the answer. We didn't get a winner
for the who sings it, but we'll give you the
answer later today.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I have some guesses.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
By the way, fifty three days until Johnny gets married.
I think we're I think we're getting our marriage.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Licenses exciting, so I just got goosebumps.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
But does that mean we're married when we get the licensees?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Ask the marriage license people.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
They don't care. Just pass one hundred dollars and you could.
You can call it whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I guess it's like if you get your driver's license,
if you don't drive, then you're not a driver. Oh okay,
I just totally made that up.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, two and forty eight days of Christmas. Today is
Patriots Day. All right, I'll try to make this story
as quick as possible. Okay, everybody thinks that everybody knows
the story of Paul Revere.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, the British are coming, Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well he didn't say that. First of all, they were
all British, okayome time. But it was three gentlemen that.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Were Larry Mooe and Curly exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
They were going from Lexington to Concord to let them
know that the the Redcoats were coming, the regulars, the
regular soldiers were coming. It was Paul Revere, Dawes and
Prescott Dawes, and Revere actually got stopped by the British
and did not proceed. A lot of people don't know that.

(04:17):
Prescott went ahead and stopped by the Ephraim Heartwell farm.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And that name sounds familiar.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, exactly. And Mary heart Heartwell went on the horse
and went to a Concord to let her husband Samuel
know that the Regulars were coming. So the first Revolutionary
War War hero was a Heartwell and a woman. It
wasn't Paul Revere.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
So when you talk about Patriots Day, remember that first
Patriot was actually a woman, Mary Heartwell, so today's Patriots Day,
it's also Boston Marathon Day, and you've actually walked a
half miss.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I walked the Pittsburgh half marathon, just so stupid. Why, Well,
I was going to run the half marathon and I'm
not a runner. So I started training and I got
shin splints. Yeah, well, I'm so like I said, I
am not a runner. So I thought, oh, I just
need to keep running because I'm in terrible shape, and

(05:18):
I'll run them out. Eventually. They just they got worse
to the point where I was like, well I can't
run anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
You got arrested.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah. So I walked the half marathon without training. I'm like,
how hard can it be to walk thirteen miles? It's walking.
I for like a week afterwards. My hips hurt so bad.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
It was.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
When I was in high school, I was training, right,
it was ten speed bikes, you know, as one of
those travel you know my cathon. Yeah, it wentles.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
How long did that take?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hours? We went no? No, no, no, we went to uh
we went from Youngstown to Sandusky, Ohio and back.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
But one time I did a like a ten mile.
Ten k No, it was ten miles. It was ten
miles in flip flops.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Why, like you, I thought, Oh, it's not you're just
walking right, Yeah, about four or five miles in.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
The in between, my big toe and were just raw
and and so I would. But some of the sidewalks
were just terrible, and so you know, I ended up
being barefoot most of the time. Oh my god, and
my feet ate for months after that. It's no joke.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, you got to train for these things, kids.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, and don't don't do it and flip flops for
God's sake. Bulldogs are beautiful day, I think beauty they are.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
They're so darn cute.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
They are cute.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
We would never get a bulldog. Janice does not like
dogs that slobber.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, and they snort.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Dinghis Day. That's a day where you're supposed to spray
people with water or something like that to celebrate the
end of lent Easter Monday, and there's taka that of
getting an holiday.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
There's been a bill introduced to make it a federal holiday.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Keep off the Grass Day, National Chickpeata, National Chocolate covered
Cashew's Day, National Egg Salad Sandwich Day, me too. In fact,
when just looking at that makes me want maybe do
that National Yellow Bat Day, I think it's actually a
like a bat day.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, that's my bat impression.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
We all know that that wasn't your wiffleball bat and
White House Easter egg Roll Day and date number five
for the robbery trivia question coming up after this comedy cut.
I wish they'd provide recipes for food that you can
get at the gas station.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Have you ever had a gas station tuna fish sandwich?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
My god, is so good because there's no tunea in it.
It's just a scrumptious fishy nugat or a gas station muffin.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh, those glorious golden giants.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
You'd have to start with the color yellow. But how
do they make them seem sore? I always want to
call one of those cooking shows and say, uh.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Hi, my husband and I we love this show. We're
having guests come over at six, so I'm gonna pick
up the slurpies at.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Five forty five.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
The corn duck tikeito rollers in order to keep them warm?
Do I just sit on them? Maria Branford, she's an
odd one. She is an odd all right, they five
for the trivia question, brand new one for you. Yeah,
good morning. Who's this super? This is Tony Hey super

(09:09):
Tony me all right aboudy. These were first introduced at
a swanky Hollywood party instantly became a huge sensation. What
are they?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Try? But not it?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Tony, keep trying? Four one, two, three, three, three ninety four? Five?
Oh what you got or horse de doors? Yeah it's
not yeah, not not it? Sorry, all right, thank you.
Let's go to Eddie, Eddie, Eddie? What you got at rocks? Nice? Try?
Keep working, Let's take three more? Go ahead, Higo morning

(09:45):
is it? How about the Hollywood Walkeetine starts. No, that's
a great that's a great guess, but no, no, yeah, okay,
thank you. Let's take two more. Hi, would it be
false eye lasses? Oh? Interesting, No, that's a that's a
that's a unique answer. But that's not it. Well, they
seem to be pretty popular. Yeah, keep working, Laurie. How

(10:09):
you doing very good? How are you good? You're the
last call of take today? You get it right? You win?
Otherwise day number six tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, I'm going to try.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah. We've had quite a few people say leisure suits sorry.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Here that I'm sorry. That's all right, I'll try again tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Sounds good, all right? So no winter today? Do you
have a guess? Slippers not slippers? What's most important to me?
News updates? News, news updates. I like all the local.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
News, or flippers, flippers or because you know, people wear
those uncomfortable shoes to parties.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh, I see where. I don't know where you're going
with that? Okay, all right? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
San Antonio, Texas. Fifty five year old Doug Rush is
on a mission to spend the final days of his
life giving back through community service in all fifty states.
After being told he likely had fewer than eighteen months
to live due to stage four prostate cancer, he launched
the Dying to Serve Tour to help those in need
across the country. Since mid March, he has visited nine states,

(11:16):
including Texas, California, and Oregon. During his stops, he served
meals to the unhoused and elderly, sortid donations at food pantries,
and delivered food to homebound residents. He says the work
has been physically demanding, but energizing. He's relying on philanthropic
philanthropic support to fund his journey, and his efforts have

(11:37):
already inspired others to get involved.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
This is a terrible thing to say, but I'm going
to say it. What did he do prior to this?
Because it sounds like he really wants to get into
heaven he's making up well, yeah, yeah, he's making.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
A couple of jewelry thieves in Washington State led police
on a wild pursuit that included multiple modes of transportation
and ultimately in a leaky rowboat. A man and a
woman stole eleven grand worth of jewelry from a shipping
container and then fled in an suv. A witness called
nine to one one to report the theft, and police

(12:12):
began their pursuit. They came upon an suv that had
been in a rollover accident. Didn't find anybody in the car,
but deputies looked around and saw the couple fleeing on foot.
They eventually headed to the bay, where they stole a
rowboat and tried to paddle away. The boat started taking
on water and sinking, so they ditched the boat swammed ashore.

(12:35):
They were quickly arrested. It is unclear if the stolen
jewelry was recovered what jewelry?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
We were out for a swim?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
All right?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Time for another who sings it? A three WS artists
doing a cover of Casey in the Sunshine Bandage Friday
Giveaway tickets for our Friday Night Friday Night Fever Dance
crews boord the Gateway clipp or our Disco party tickets

(13:10):
are less than twenty bucks and Gateway Clipper dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
But my weather's supposed to be good. I think it's
supposed to be warm this week.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
So oh yeah, yeah yeah, check that out. See tell
me what the what the forecast is.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Scattered showers in the afternoon, but in the mid seventies.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, so it's going to be one.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, we should be good.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
So do you have a guest on who this might be?
I have several guests, are you?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Said Daryl Hall, which is pretty good guess in the
air but no, that's not it.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
John Parr oh.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
IDEs, that's right, Air, but that's not it.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Georgia satellites, Oh no, no, no, no, one hit wonder
Well they weren't really a one.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
John Cafferty, No, this is I think they're from England.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, I don't know that that's my that's my last
about this. So oh dead or alive or alive? Okay, yeah,
I hear it.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
So there there's your answer for tomorrow's who Sings?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And of course the answer for the Roadway tribute question
is slippers. It's nothing you put on your feet.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Always a great gift, all right, all right.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Plus we'll give you a couple of shots at the
summer of concerts. Oh by the way, while you were
out are our international numbers went crazy?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh well, so I don't know if they were happy
that I was.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Let's see if let's see, Oh we had a good week.
We had a good week, all right. So the numbers
from India have been really impressive.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Okay, thank you India.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
So like last time we checked, it was about a
month and a half. We're like, we're down to like
five people from India. Oh how many you think? I
listened to Friday's podcast fifteen one hundred and forty seven.
What six people from Italy, five people from the Virgin Islands,
three people from Canada, Spain, Chile, and the Philippines, than Israel, Thailand.

(15:35):
Oh we had the oh yeah, yeah, we have this
one listener from s Watini that has listened every day
all last week.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Wow, do you know where s no idea?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I had to look at us where is it. It's
just north of South Africa. It's in Africa, okay, So
whoever you are, thank you for listening. Yes, so anyway,
we'll catch you tomorrow on the radio at ninety four
point five to three do D West.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's it for us A c ins guysans guys.
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