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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Valerie, have you lost your wits?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Danny, you got a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Johnny, Well, actually I'm Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That's we're going to tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Cocker, Johnny Fever and here. Well have you have you
lost your wits?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I think I have a long time ago. I'm not
sure I had any to begin with, though.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, if you're in radio, we're all in short supply
to be honest with you, aren't we. What were your weekend?
What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Uh? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I hosted the hat party at the for the Kentucky
Derby at the Meadows. Okay, that was fun. There were
some elaborate, very creative hats.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
People go overboard with the Derby hats too.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Did you have any mint julips?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I did not, no, h but it was packed down there.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Which was crazy because again I saw a little bit.
I was Janis's daughter's graduation from college was this week?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, graduation?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And the week what it was like raining like crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, it was pretty muddy. Yeah, it looks like just
a big rock concert, Like it's just a bunch of
hammered people.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
The race is superfluous isn't it. Yeah, nobody gives me.
It's all about the hat and the drinks. Yeah, good
for you. Here we are back to work. It is
May fifth, the one hundred and twenty fifth day of
the year. Two hundred and forty days remain six days
until Mother's Day, three weeks twenty one days until Memorial Day,
thirty nine days until Johnny gets hitched aboard the Gateway Clipper,
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sort of, two hundred and thirty four days to Christmas.
Today is Cinco de Mayo, which is funny because that
is a total like I have friends who live in
Mexico and you go, is Cinco Demayo a thing? And
they're like, no, but you Americans do celebrate with with
with a lot of gusto. It's just like the Kentucky
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Derby thing.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's some kind of a made up holiday, made up
party day.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Hug as shed and take a selfie day. And when
I mentioned that on the area, you went, what, Yeah,
I read that right, hug a shed and take a selfie. Okay,
So if you've got a shed, International Midwives Day, Melanoma Monday,
Museum Lover's Day. We have some fantastic museums.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, and we're becoming very well known for that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And we should we should now. Obviously, Washington, d C.
Is very well known for their their museums, and that's
deserved too, but we're not that far behind. Yeah, you know,
Smithsonian actually runs some of the museums here in town,
like kind History Center.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Didn't know that, uh.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Nail Day, National Cartoonist Day, National en Chilada Day. All right,
since it's Sinco de Maya. Do you like Mexican food? Yes?
What's your go to at a at a Mexican restaurant?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I haven't been to one for a long time.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
We should go. You could talk anytime you're in the
mood for Mexican food. Just called me and Janis we're there.
We could probably eat Mexican food every single day.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I don't know what's your go to? I mean I
kind of like it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
All yeah, I do. I mean it's there. There's not
a big difference between, you know, different dishes. Yeah, I
like a cheese sauce, a good caeso.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh caeso dip with cheriso in it. Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I'm in on that. Okay, we should go today, but
I think you can't nope. Sorry, well, we'll have Mexican
in your honor. Okay, National Hogi Day, Oyster Day? You
like oysters?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, okay, that's the ones sea food I do not like.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Janice loves oysters, Revenge of the Fifth Square Root Day,
and totally Chipotle Day, which makes sense. Brand new Roadroy
Trimmy question that was conceived by val Porter coming up
after this comedy cut from Sam Marl.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Hey, oh guys, I just flew in and I got
some back problems. I had to see a sports medicine
doctor and he gave me muscle relaxers. I was like,
can I drink on these? And he was like absolutely.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I was like are you sure?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And he said I'd do it, and I'm like, that
wasn't the question. I was like, you sure, It's not
going to mess my liver up? He said, oh, mess
it up pretty bad. I was like, all right, he's
not my doctor anymore. We do hang out.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
But he texted me to go to the rec center
to swim to strengthen my back, and a lot of
weirdos there.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You know.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I knocked on the bathroom door and the guy in
the bathroom just yells at who is it?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
That is not what you're supposed to say.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You're supposed to say, I'm in here. You're not supposed
to be expecting company in the men's wreck room bathroom.
But I figured i'd give it a shot, so I
said it Sam, and he goes no, So it was
the right answer.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
What's the strangest thing you've ever heard in public? Someone say,
I'll tell you mine? While you think I was at
a bar one it's just a small bar and big
enough that you could hear the people across the bar talking,
or small enough. This guy say to the guy next
to him, you remind me of a Viking? Stop laughing?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Did he look like a Viking?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't remember, because I just was laughing so hard.
It was just so random. They may have been having
some kind of cresation that I didn't pick.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Up before that, but you just got that in and
it was like, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You remind me of a Viking.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay, I've been around a long time. That one. I've
seen and heard a lot of weird things. I just
can't nothing that comes to mind, but brand new roadway
trivia question. Let's take some phone calls here, Good morning,
Who's this This is Amanda. Amanda got a brand new
roadroy trivia question for you? All right? You ready, yeah,
all right. In the early nineteen fifties, three men who
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started out in the real estate and insurance business ended
up inventing these. Today, billions of these are sold each year.
What are they? Post it notes? Is it post it notes?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's not posting. Sorry, four to one, two, three, three, three,
ninety four or five? Oh what you got?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Condoms?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Not condoms at least to eat and say beluga. Go
ahead with your guests. I'm gonna go with like cameras,
like ring cameras, not ring cameras.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No no, no, no, no no no bummer.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Going to angelo what you got for us?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I was going to get lock boxes? Nope're not lock boxes.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Let's take three more? Go ahead, Good morning. How about
doormats not doormats? Okay, thanks, good day, you too.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Two more to go, paper quick not paper clips?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, but thanks, Rachel. How you doing.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Good?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Last long? I take today? Get it right? You went otherwise?
Day number two tomorrow? How about a slinky Nope?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Not the slinky nope?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
All right, I can't even ask you if you have
as Because you came up with the question, you know
the answer. So you guys are on your own. What's
most important to me? News updates, news news updates. I
like all the local news, all right, what's going down?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It is a movement that will help your yard and
the bees. The idea behind no is that you won't
mow your lawn for the entire month month, which means
your grass will grow, your lawn flowers will bloom, native
bees will emerge from hibernation. If you choose to participate,
you should probably notify your neighbors and also check with
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your HOA because they kind of don't like that kind
of thing. But they say, if you can't participate fully,
maybe consider just cutting back on how often you mow
during the spring, because every little bit helps the bees thrive.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's all about the bees.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yes. Finland has taken the top spot in the World
Happiness Report for a few years running now, and they
say there are three reasons. The Finnish Masterclass in Happiness
was designed by Business Finland, the country's tourism board. While
they're sharing the three habits the country citizens have that
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make them happy, developing a relationship with nature. So there
you go. Don't by your guns, don't have a relationship
having a relationship with bees. More than seventy five percent
of Finland is covered by forests, and Business Finland says
locals take their relationship with the forests seriously. Regardless of
the season, Fins make a point to spend time in nature.
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Rain or snow is not a deterrent and simply an
invitation to dress accordingly.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I make love the one tree next thing you know
I'm accused of. I'm just I'm in love with nature.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's all it is that makes you happy. Taking time
to sauna. Sauna is a very common activity for Finns,
and public saunas are widely available. Research shows regular saunas
could help with relaxation, memory and sleep.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You remind me of a Viking.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And connecting food to your well being. Business Finland notes
in Finland, cooking isn't just about nourishment, It's about creativity,
connection and joy. You can start small by swapping one
ingredient for something new, or cooking with seasonal produce. They
say the act of slowing down, using your hands and
being present in the kitchen can turn an everyday routine
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into a fulfilling ritual.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So get out in nature, have a saana and cook
food and you'll be happy.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
There you go. All right, time for another round of
who sings it? Give me a chance to win tickets
for our big hair big boat cruise aboard the Gateway Clipper.
All right, all this week, it's going to be who
sings it? Before? They were famous in the eighties. So
there's a hint for you. All right, they made it
big in the eighties. If you can tell me who
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this is or who they turned into, we'll give you
tickets for our eighties cruise aboard the Gateway Clipper coming
up on June thirteenth. Give this a listener, all right, val, I.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Have no idea, but I'm going to guess.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Simon Labon, Duran, Duran. Now all right, tell me who
sings it? You get the tickets. Three ws. Good morning, Teresa,
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How are we today? Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Who's dotting? Good? Give me a chance to win tickets
for our big hair big boat eighties cruise aboard the
Gateway Clipper June thirteenth, before they were famous in the eighties.
Let's give this a listen. Here you go, all right,
who do you think that is? I believe that's Michael
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Bolton not even close. Nope, Sorry sorry Teresa. Hey, what's
your guess?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Brian Adam?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It is not Brian Adams. Oh no, nope, not Brian Adams.
Three WS, good morning? Who's this wo the last call
I take today? You get it right? You win? Otherwise
day number two tomorrow? What you got? Brett? Michael Brett,
Michael's a poison fame is not the all right, boun
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Do you have another guess on who it might be?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, not a clue.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The band is called the Wild Ones.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, Nope, I hear Tommy James, Tommy Dame James and
the John Dell's.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But that is obvious.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
This group actually made it in the eighties. It's still
around today.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Duff Leppard, Joe Elliott.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
No, it's an American band. But you're getting closer Night Ranger, No,
getting closer. It's an American band.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Steady Money. Nope, John Cafferty, you got the first name right.
John bon Jovi.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Is John bon Jovie and the Wild One.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Never would have gotten that, really, No, See, I thought
this was this was going to be the easiest one
of the weeks. Oh my god, because because I know
you love Love bon Jovie back in the days, I recognize.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
His voice almost right away. But yeah, John bon Jovie
back in the day before you get it. Yeah, So
there you go. We'll give you a chance to win
tickets for our big Hair, Big Boat cruise aboard the
Gateway Clipper coming up on June thirteeth. So that's it.
That's it for the podcast. Thank you for listening. We'll
catch you tomorrow right on the radio at five a m.
On ninety four point five three WS. That's it for
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us A seeings, guysans guys,