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June 13, 2025 • 13 mins
Jonny's Wedding Day, Day #6 for Trivia & Top 10 Greatest Songs from the 80's
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, God inside, you.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Get a real nice face, now, don't you.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
That's what Johnny.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Cocker, Johnny Fever and I am burning up in here.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Johnny to the chat and we're gone again.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Today's my wedding day. Yep, today's today again. I'm gonna
start off on Mount Washington jumping a limo. We're going
to hang out in kenny Wood for a while, travel
around town, and going to end up on the big
hair bag boat, the eighties cruise of board the Gateway
Clipper tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So we're going to be celebrating with all the insians
is tonight on board the Gateway Clippers. So that's that's
gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And it's also Friday the thirteenth.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're right, it is.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It is an auspicious beginning, Friday thirteenth. I'm not superstitious
at all. All right, Welcome in Johnny and my best man,
Val Porter podcasting Live atop iHeart Mountain. June thirteenth, one
hundred and sixty four day of the year, two hundred
and one days remain. Today is the day I get married.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
This is it?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Two day's until Father's Day, twenty one days till July fourth,
all right, three weeks, three weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Until we oh from today? Yeah, yeah, so I've.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Got to I got next week off and then I
have another day off on July fourth, one hundred and
ninety five shopping days to Christmas. Today is National Marriage Day.
And I did not make that up.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh out perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'll tell everybody that's why we got married. It's because
it's National Marriage Day.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And it will always be.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, blame someone else's day. I'm gonna blame somebody else
for coming up with marriage Day, National Cupcake Lover's Day.
I do you have you brought cupcakes? Didn't you? Little
little debbies? Didn't you?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
But they're not cupcakes.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
They're close.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
When I got married, cupcakes were our wedding cake. Oh really,
they were really good.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
We got Oh, we did got a wedding cake. I
was thinking we should have gotten a wedding pie, did John?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That was appropriate for you. Does your bride like pie
as much as you do?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, I don't think there's anybody who likes pie as
much as I do. National Kitchen Clutches of America Day,
Own Your Share of America Day, Random Acts of Light Day,
Sewing Machine Day, Skeptics Day, International Election Day, We Your
Garden Day, and National Softball Day, and day number six
for the Rodary trivia question coming up after this comedy

(02:38):
cut from Derek Stroup.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Growing up in the South, if you don't get married
in your twenties, they start making up rumors about you.
They're like, no, it's cool. He's always been a candle guy.
It's not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I got a good woman though. She's from Kansas. Everybody
should get a partner from Kansas. They're very easy to imprance.
She's from a town of eighty nine people. I show
her a story buildings. She's like, how'd they get up there?
You know, I'm like elevators, Baby, I'm gonna shave you
the world.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You know, listen.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I know being from Alabama and making fun of Kansas
as a lateral move, I get that.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
But when you grow up in.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
The South, everybody tells you that you live in the
middle of nowhere, and then you go to the Midwest
and you realize you've been lied to. Okay, where I'm from,
we talk different in our foods, fried, but we can
see our neighbors. There's parts of Nebraska that if you
got the flu, that'd be the last flu.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You ever got. There's no medical care.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
It's like the Oregon Trail. They're gonna give you a
warm rag and sing of him.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Day six for the trivia question, let's take of some
phone calls. Good morning, who's this Chris? All right? Chris?
There are approximately twenty one hundred of these on the
planet to planet Earth. Two hundred and fifty five of
these are in the USA? What are they? Is it
the National Registration of Historic Places? Wow? That is that
you're working way too hard? Brother, Thanks four one two three, three,

(04:02):
three ninety four five. Oh, which you.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Got a my guess?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Sure? Okay, pandas, pandas. That's a good guess. But that's
not it. Oh, hollorr, thank you, thank you. Good morning.
Who's this son? Hic sonya? How you doing today? Getting great?
All right? There are approximately twenty one hundred of these
on the planet Earth. Two hundred and fifty five of
those are right here in the USA. What are they?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Endangered species of digen animals be more specific and endangered
tigers not tigers.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Sorry, okay, thanks let's take three more. How about the
bald eagle? Nice? Try? Nope, sorry, two more ago?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Volcados?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Keep working, thank you, Eric? How the heck are you good?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Buddy? Good?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
How about yourself? What's doing good? It's my my wedding day.
So uh, you're the last gong a take today if
you get it right and you win. Otherwise you're going
to have to wait till I get back from the honeymoon.
What do you got volcanoes? Someone just said that, just
said that. No, sorry, buddy, but I appreciate your call.

(05:16):
You have a good weekend, you too, all right? So
I was kidding him with the you know, the woman said,
get you know she mentioned something endingered speechies species, and
I said, you know, be more specific. The truth is
it has nothing to do with any kind of animal.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh, Johnny, So do you have a guess about Well?
I don't think the answer is right. And I don't
remember this from like geography or social studies or a
sum class in school.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
But you're all right, I can tell you right now.
You're working way too hard.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
A tectonic plates.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh good god, No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
I don't think there are not many, No, no, this
is something that you would recognize.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well, who doesn't recognize tectonic plays.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, it's not like, oh, there's a tectonical playover inox.
You know what's most important to me?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
News updates, natural news, news updates.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I like all the local news.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
So you're saying there's one of these in Blownox, I'm not, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But maybe there are some in our.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Area, Okay, all right. Back in twenty fifteen, Iceland started
experimenting with a four day work week, letting employees work
just thirty six hours over four days with no loss
of pay. The early results were positive, so they expanded
the four day work week in twenty nineteen, and it
seems like the move has been a huge success. Productivity

(06:46):
has remained stable and even increased in some industries. Government
officials suggest this has happened because a reduction in stress,
along with a better work life balance, has improved the
mental health and effectiveness of workers. Will never have been here.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, he want it really won't.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
According to a new study, people stop exercising in the
age of forty nine. I would bet it's way lower.
Researchers found that physical activity takes a noticeable dip right
around that age, possibly because of changes in brain chemistry,
it's not just about willpower. Instead, for some reason, at
about the age of forty nine, are brain send messages

(07:23):
that suggest chilling out more.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh yeah, well, every day that I have to go
work out with my personal trainer, there's part of me
that goes, I'm going to cancel, and I let you go,
and you're like, okay, I'm glad I did.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah. And when it comes to swearing, the United States
is effing awesome. Australian linguists scoured the global web based
English Corpus too. I don't know what that is to
better understand how people might employ bad words into their
written communications. The database spans twenty countries, over three hundred

(07:57):
forty thousand websites, and contains more than one point nine
billion words. A grand total of five hundred and ninety
seven vulgar were singled out, and after all the data
was analyzed, we learned that the United States sets the
bar for the dirtiest mouth.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Really because it was an Australian company and they're pretty
good at that.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, Great Britain was second, Australia third, Okay that at Singapore,
New Zealand, Malaysia and Ireland. Oh wow, following behind. I
would have expected them to be higher.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Well, you just can't understand what they're saying, they're swearing,
you just don't know. All right, let's do this.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
To the chap.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Gone Agetting married, Yep, getting married today. Today is my
wedding day, and we're graduate and we're gonna we're gonna
start off with the Mount Washington. Then we're gonna go
to Kennywood and it's just gonna be Janis and my
kid's gonna be involved, but we're gonna be in public.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So everybody's inviting.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Everybody in Pittsburgh's invited to my wedding, including everybody who's
going to be aboard the Gateway Lipper tonight. Yeah, for
the Big Hair Big Boat Eighties Cruise, and we're going
to have a first dance. So everybody is the board
the boat's going to be part of my wedding ceremony.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
So to celebrate the eighties cruise, I asked chat GPT
to come up with the top ten greatest songs from
the nineteen eighties. All right, So before I reveal the
top ten, I'm going to vow and see if she
can come up with a couple of these. Of all
the songs from the eighties, which song do you think
ought to be number one?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Number one? I wouldn't put it at number one, but
I think they'll say pour some sugar on me.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Jack def Lepperd did not make the top ten.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
What holy smokes? Okay, how about Jump by van Halen? No, no, no,
I'm hot for teacher.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
No van Halen on the top ten.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm out. I have no idea what this chat GPT
list is going to contain.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right, we'll get to it coming up next to
the chat.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Then we're gone again.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
All right, Today's Today's my wedding day getting hitched later
on this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yay, it's finally here, and we're going to.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Go all around Pittsburgh, including Mount Washington and Kenny Wood.
Kenny Wood, it was so so helpful in helping us out.
We're getting they're going to give us tickets so we
can get a photo on the on one of the
roller coasters.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh awesome?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is that awesome? So, and then we're going to end
the night aboard the Gateway Clipper for the Big Hair,
Big Boat. We're going to have our first dance courtesy
of the band Totally Eighties. They're going to play our
song and we're going to dance to it. So it's
all going to culminate tonight on the boat. So to
celebrate the eighties cruise, I asked chat gpt to come

(10:48):
up with the top ten greatest songs from the nineteen eighties. Okay,
are you ready? Yep? Number ten got included, right, yep?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Number nine. I like some of these. This one is
kind of a kind of iffy for me, but it's
definitely was a huge song in the eighties. Number eight,
Start to do this, Tina Turner. Number seven. Girls want

(11:21):
to have a number five?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Do I not say any bon Jovie songs?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
How did you not own the We really did? Number four.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I don't know if I'd put you two in their
number three? It was big, but no on my police.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Every breath you take. Early eighties they definitely dominated number two.
Who's number one? All right? That's it. I gotta go,

(12:07):
I gotta get get put my monkey suit on, get moving. Yeah,
I'm running out of time. I'm gonna go get married.
So I'm on honeymoon and vow's going to take over
and you can give out hints for the Rodary.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Trivia questions don't really have many.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Even though you don't know the answers.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Hey and and I don't know the answer.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
All right, so I would say have a great weekend,
but I'll be honest with I don't really care.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I wouldn't either.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Thank you so much for the for the gift that
you're very sweet. Thank you so much. All right, so
I'll be back on the twenty third. Thank you for
everybody who helped out with the wedding. You know, that
includes Bethany from the Children's Home gave us a Charcudu reboard.
Big thank you, going out to Kenny Wood and Totally

(12:55):
Eighties helped out. Yeah Downtown helped us get reserve a
spot on Mount Washington, Santa Marcato.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
This is action for that.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, and a few of the folks here at iHeartRadio
gave us a wedding present that was very sweet. So
all right, I'm off to get married. Y say you
see guys. Guys,
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