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June 26, 2025 • 16 mins
Day #10 for Trivia, Val's Weird Bathroom Story, and A Winner for Who Sings It?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, buddy, you're a last call I take today.
You get it right and you win. Otherwise, same question tomorrow.
Normal women, it's not that many.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
You get a real nice face, now, don't you.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's what
we're going to tell the boys about.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Johnny, doctor Johnny Fever and I am here.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
All right, who's crazier? Men are women?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Men are dummer. Yeah, there's no debate about Well, I
won't say dumber. You just do dumb things, like dangerous
dumb things.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh that's that's just the start of the dumb things
that men do.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's how the TV showed Jackass thrived.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
For way too long, way too long. It was all
There was a few women that participated, but it was
mostly men. Wasn't really I.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Don't know many women who were on Jackass.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, oh no Jackass. I was thinking, what is the
uh what was the Joe Rogan TV show that.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Were Oh, fear Factory, Fear Factor.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah. Yeah, there was a lot of dumb things done
on that show too. Yeah. I've done I've done my
share of dumb things. I admit it. I admit it. Ah,
but who's crazier.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Men?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
All right, Welcome in. This is the Condensu Recap podcast
recapping the show for June twenty six, one hundred and
seventy seventh day of the year. One hundred and eighty
eight days remain eight days until July fourth. But did
we say thirty one days till Valporter's yacht rock cruise?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Sounds about right.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Just a handful of tickets, like you, less than fifty,
less than fifty tickets, So we did not announce the
fifty ticket deal on the air. So if you're looking
to go, you're running out of time.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Get in on.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's going to sell. It always sells out. Sixty seven
days to Labor Day, one hundred eighty two, two days
to Christmas. I read yesterday's almanac today, so you're gonna
hear the same thing tomorrow. So today is Beautician's Day.
When's the last time you called a hairstylist a beautician?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Probably more recently than I should have, didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Didn't your grandmother go to a Bututitian?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Forgiveness Day, Yeah, forgiveness. Forgive the guys, we're just big
stupid animals. Forgive us. National Barcode Day. National Bomb Pop Day.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, that's those big popsicles that are red, white and blue. Oh,
giant ones.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, not a fan. Yeah, National Chocolate Pudding Day, Big fan, big,
big fan. Pudding is one of my favorite desserts. Butterscotch pudding. Oh,
I haven't had butterscotch pudding in so long. It's okay,
you see, that's that's the way I look at ice
cream and cake. It's okay if I have to, I

(02:59):
ate a little bit of ice cream. While I was
on vacation, we had we went on to a taco tour.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, I saw your pictures that looked fun.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And the last one was a dessert taco. Oh, and
it was covered in caramel and chocolate. But it was
a little dry and they had a scoop of ice
cream so I had to put it on there just
to give it some some moisture. But it was good. Oh,
Taco's Like we went to authentic Mexican restaurants and it

(03:28):
was so good.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Not Taco bell. Not that there's anything wrong with.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
You know, I hear the thing.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know what I've been disparaging. It was a taco
tequila tour, and I'm I've made it abundantly clear. I'm
not a fan of tequila.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Because of past experiences.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, okay, but also I don't I don't like the smell.
I still don't like the smell, and I didn't like
the taste. But it's because I was I was tasting
it wrong.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You were tasting it already drunk in a bar.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Again, like I said, I was tasting it wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I've heard that, like really good tequila, like you sip it. Yes,
it's a I don't want to say, a classy drink,
but it's it's not you know, toss it back with
the lime and salt or whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
What is the wine somelier? Yes, well this was a
tequila version of that, and he taught us the real
way you're supposed to sip it. Keep it in the
front of your tongue for like five seconds, and then
let it just drift back. And I was like, oh,
this is actually kind of sweet. Believe it or not.

(04:36):
Never thought tequila was sweet, but still not my go to.
But at least I realized that i'd been drinking it wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
This is the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, what else? National Coconut Day? You're not a fan?
No love Coconut National Handshake Day and Tropical Cocktail Day
had quite a few last week.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Don't mind one of those?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Absolutely all right day number ten for the Rod Roy
trivia question coming up after this comedy cut from Todd Berry.
I lived near a big CVS.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Walked in there recently, perfectly timed, just as a guy
was asking if they sold sausages.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I was two feet into the store. Here, you sell sausages.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I was like, ooh, this might be an unexpectedly delightful trip.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
To CVS. Let's see how this plays out. No, sir,
we don't sell sausages. You don't.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Ooh, he's surprised that CVS does not sell sausages. Guess
when he walked in and saw ten different types of
bedpans for sal.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's like this is the place to get killed.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Bassa when is there refilling his son's lyce killing shampoo prescription.
It's like, it'd be crazy to leave here without some Chreesa.
I memorized two sausages.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
For that job.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Charisa is my favorite sauceage.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh, I love Terresa. I had a lot of terresa
last week. I love it was that a CVS when
I took my son to Sarasota A couple of weeks
ago in CVS, and we're looking for a sandwich place.
We didn't want to go to a fast food place.
We wanted to go something that So I went to
the counter and I said, you know, is there a

(06:25):
you know, a sandwich place around here? She goes, I
don't know. I really don't know. I've only I've only
lived here for ten years. Ten years?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Are you kidding? You don't know?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, you haven't had a sandwich in ten years.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I would have said, do you mean ten minutes? You
don't know where there's a sandwich place in ten years.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Luckily there was a guy behind us said, oh, go
block and a half, make it right, and there there's
just a whole street full of food. He was right, yeah,
but yeah, yeah, I well lived here for ten years?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Was she a comedian trying on some material?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
You want some terriso? A day ten for the trivia question?
Good morning? Who's this is? John Carlson? All right, John Carlson.
Approximately twenty one hundred of these are on the planet,
two hundred and fifty five in the USA and eight
in Pennsylvania. What are they? I guess we have ruvers
rivers not the answer. Sorry, four one, two, three, three

(07:18):
three ninety four five? Oh, which you got?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Man made lake?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Man made lakes is not the answer? But nice try, oh, Johnny,
answer that shall be the right answer. What you got
I guess is rhinos? Rhinos. It's not any kind of
animal at all.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Your turn?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
What you got plant?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, we've had a lot of people say nuclear power
plants not the answer I'm looking for. Go ahead, what's
your guests?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Amusement park?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Not it? Sorry, thank you? Going to Dave your turn?
What it by? She gets the nuclear power plants? Not
it up? Sorry, all right, thank you? Anymore billionaires? Not billionaires? Now,
keep trying. Two more to go.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Nuclear power plant.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Is not the answer. Sorry you too?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
You me?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
How you doing? I'm good, all right, buddy, you're a
last call I take today. You get it right and
you win. Otherwise, same question tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Normal women, it's not that many.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
You're right, all right, No winner today. Do you have
a guess or do you have a question? Do you
have another question for us? Now? Yesterday's question was was
is it bigger than a bread box? And the answer
is yes, m.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I have a guess. Okay, billionaires.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
What's most important to me?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
News updates?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I like the local news, not even close.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
All Right, before we get into news, can I tell
you what I did this morning or what happened to
me this morning?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Is your segment? You do what you do, what you please.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, So, uh yeah, I'm brushing my teeth, you know,
get up in the morning, brush my teeth. I didn't
have my contacts in Okay, So sometimes I get a
dry throat and I have like this just tickle in
the back of my throat and I have to cough
and cough. It happened in here, I don't know, within
the last couple of months. So I'm brushing my teeth,
la la, la, la la, and I feel this tickle

(09:24):
that I'm like in the back of my throat. I'm like,
this is weird. First thing in the morning, I'm like,
and I look down in the sink and there is
a spider in the sink.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You swallowed a spider.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know, but it wasn't it because I would
have seen it. It was like this little black spider.
I would have seen it in the white sink even
though I didn't have my contact lenses. It I think
that's why it was. I think think so. I don't
know if it was on my toothbrush and I didn't
see it, I probably would have seen it though, when
I put my toothpaste on. The toothbrush might have been

(09:57):
hiding underneath.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
When you wake up as early as in the middle
of the night.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I was just like, oh my God, and I almost
just swallow a spider.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
This is ages ago. When I was working in Myrtle Beach.
I might have told you this story. I was doing
a morning show down there, and I woke up and
had a bowl of raisin bran. When went to work,
came back and was looking to have another bowl of
raisin bran. I looked in the in the in the

(10:26):
cabinet and I asked my roommate. I said, Hey, what
happened to the braisen bran? We don't he said, we
don't have raisin bran. I pulled out the corn flakes,
opened it up. It was full of ants. O I ate.
I hate a full bowl of what I thought was
raisin bran. It was actually corn flakes and ants.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
That just gives me a shiver.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah. I didn't eat corn flakes or raisin bran for decades.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I guess it's better than roaches.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh oh, myrtle beach full of like Paul meadow bugs.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Look, yeah, they give them a nice name like that.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
They're roach, They're gross.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, all right, let's get to the news I told
you earlier in the week. More people are getting their
news from social media. So this is a survey that
surprises me. People are more skeptical than ever about what
they see online.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Oh. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
A new poll of two thousand US adults reveals they
believe only about forty percent of what they see online
to believe it's totally accurate, fact based, and created by
a human. They also believe twenty three percent of content
on the Internet is totally false and inaccurate and misleading. Overall,
three quarters admit they trust the Internet less today than

(11:39):
ever before. Seventy eight percent say it's never been worse.
The average American says they come across information they know
or suspect was generated by AI five times a week.
I think it's easier to determine pictures that are generated
by AI than text. I agree, Yeah, I agree. The

(12:00):
most stressful situation for trying to tell whether they're dealing
with a person or a chatbot is when speaking to
a customer service rep. I think you can. I think
that's easy to tell. I think so too, but yeah, yeah,
And more than three quarters agree that businesses or vendors
should be legally required to disclose whether AI is used
in marketing content, customer service, or on their website.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
And speaking of the difference between men and women, because
men think they know everything and don't need help with anything,
it should come as no surprise that two thirds believe
they are good at navigating the roads without GPS. Compare
that with women at just forty one percent, and just
eleven percent of men would admit to being poor or

(12:44):
terrible at finding their way around as opposed to twenty
two percent of women. Just a quarter of men say
they would let someone else do the navigational planning for
a long trip.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Now, would you say men or women are are this
aim or better or worse? You think it as worse?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, Like, I think I'm pretty good with navigating and
finding my way and you know, like, oh, this was
over here, we need to go that way. I think
I'm pretty good at that.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Okay, I've met a lot of women who are.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Just oh, I know subrectionally, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Challenged, But but I don't want to get in trouble
at home. So all right, let's do this.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Time for another round up? Who sings it? In a
well known three WS artist with a brand new song.
If you could tell me who sings it, we'll give
you tickets for Captain Valporter's yacht rock Cruise. Every time
I say it, I have to salute to whatever reason. Someday,
July twenty seven, let's get this listen, here.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
You go, this dream to build a machine so fast
it stop?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Stop this credit.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
You should see Val She's grimacing? Why are you grimacing?
Is it hurting? Is it hurting your brain?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
That voice? I can't place it?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
So do you have a guess? No, it's definitely an
artist in a band that we play.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay. Is this artist in the rock and Roll Hall
of Fame?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, but you could make a really good argument that
they should be. All right, if you could tell me
who sings it, you get tickets for the yacht rock cruise.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Here you go, stop three WS.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Good morning, James, how are we today? We're doing pretty good.
Give me a chance to win tickets for Valporter's yacht
rock Cruise. Aboard the Gateway Clipper Sunday, July twenty seventh,
another round of who sings it? Let's give this a
quick listen here all right, James, who do you think

(15:05):
that is? I think that it is the band's stick
Oh wow, brand new song just released. It's called Build
and Destroy. It's going to be from their new album
called Circling from Above that is going to be coming
out on July eighteenth. So congratulations, brother eure a winner.
Can you stick around for us all right tomorrow on

(15:35):
the show. It's kind of the last day of the
heat wave, so I dug up. I asked chat gpt
to come up with the top ten heat wave songs.
And what song do you think? They put it? Number one?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh? Well this one way?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, heat wave is number one. The rest of it
they've gone completely rope. It should be interesting. It's a
lot of the songs. I wouldn't have it in there,
but I didn't make this list. This is according to
chat GPT. Okay, you don't trust at least you're telling
we don't trust like like like your story.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
You're just I don't trust AI stupid. But it's a
it's a it's a it's a good to argue, a
good list to argue about it.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, it is absolutely so.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Debate amongst yourself.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
And then, of course tomorrow is day number eleven for
the Rodroy trivia question. We give you plenty of chances
for you to win cash with a thousand dollars pay
day as well. So that's it for us. Catch you
tomorrow at five am. That's it for us.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
A seeings guys, seeings guys,
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