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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, God, inside.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's we're
going to tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Doctor Johnny fever. And I am burning up in here, Johnny. Yep,
why don't you hear Val singing? You know, the weekend
is almost upon us. Not only is it a weekend,
it's it's a vacation week for you. Huh yes, yeah,
(00:36):
do anything fun?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, well, I have to go to a wedding this
weekend and legs, but it's just up and back.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I hate going to wedding, so I had to go
to one a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Ugh.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It was horrible. It was hot, it was it was rough,
but the week afterwards was really nice. All right, Welcome in.
It's Johnny and Val recapping the show for June to
twenty seventh, one hundred and seventy eighth day of the year.
I have eighteen days remain. Wow, in the year. In
the year, I think that would be one hundred and
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eighty seven days. Okay, seven days till July fourth. Oh oh,
so next Friday is today, one week from today, and
so you're you're saving that vacation day, you get the
whole week. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Plus I worked Juneteenth, which is a company holiday, so
I use that day on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh nice, So.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I only use three vacation days.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So ha ha ha, You're going to take the whole
month of December off. Thirty days to Valpour is yacht
rock Cruise. And yesterday there was a way how.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Many less than fifty tickets left?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So that's basically twenty five people in a guess.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, so I would guess it will sell out this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm guessing sixty five days to Labor Day, one hundred
and eighty one days to Christmas. Today has decided to
be Married Day? I decided to be married?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Is it marry or married?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Married? Decided to be married day?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'll be married, I'll be married.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'll be married. No married? Do drive your corvette to
work day? Did you drive yours? Because I know I
drove mine. It just looks like a Toyota. Helen Keller
Day Islamic New Year National Bingo Day. This was the
last time you played bingo?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I probably I went to a purse bingo fundraiser and
that was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And you won that purse. You fancy you can't. Oh,
what's in the lunch?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That same stuff is yesterday?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
National Cream Tea Day. I have no idea. Not just
just spit food on me. That's gross. Good thing, this
is a podcast. National ice Cream Cake Day. Two things
I don't particularly care for.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yah okay.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
National Indian Pudding Day. I do like that. I like pudding.
Johnny like pudding. Johnny like pudding and pie. And if
you put pie in a pudding.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Pudding pie.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh. National Onion Day. I do like onions. I like
onions and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Onion rings good with a hamburger.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh, oh so good, so good. National Orange Blossom Day
and Sunglasses Day date number eleven for the road wary
trivia question coming up after this comedy cut from Nate Bargezi.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We've been married twelve years and our wedding it was
not good.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is not this is not my fault.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
This was my mom and my wife playing the wedding.
And they're both cheap, so they cut corners. If we
hire someone, If we hire someone to do something at
our house, I promise he does not do that job
full time. He'll be fixing our dishwasher. And we're like,
do you painting houses And he's like, yeah, probably could
paint the houses. You know. This business card says how
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hard are you gonna be? Right? Can't be that hard.
We got married on Friday the thirteenth and got a
pretty sweet deal on that. They were wide open, were
like what times are available? They go every one of them.
You can call us that day if you want. Her
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brother married us. That was free. The photographer was just
a buddy of ours that had like a he just
bought a new camera, so we were like, you do
a wedding, never done anything professionally, and it showed his
camera stopped working during it and he started taking stuff
out of it like that would be the problem. Like
it's like, yeah, you know what, I bet they put
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too much stuff inside of it when they built it.
Yanks him those wires that's not supposed to be in there.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like that, Oh, that sounds a lot like it. It
Friday the thirteen. My son married us, which didn't cause anything,
and we and our photographer didn't show up. But it
was good. Everything worked out, It was perfect. It was perfect.
It was a perfect day. All right, will we get
a winner for the road road Trivite?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Question?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Before you leave. Let's find out. Good morning. Who's this?
This is? Hey, barb all right, there are approximately twenty
one hundred of these on planet Earth, two hundred and
fifty five in the USA and eight in Pennsylvania. What
are they? I'm gonna say, geological markers. This is something
a little bit more now, this is something a little
more common.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Thank you? Four one two, three, three, three ninety four
or five?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
What you got?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I is it volcanoes?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's not volcanoes? Nothing that large?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, thanks?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hey Brian, Hey Brian, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Not much?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What you got for us?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
National historical landmarks?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Not it?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sorry, but keep trying.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Let's go to Megan eight in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I heard that part I said, city with a million people.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Say that again with people for them?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Not it? No, sorry, okay, I didn't know. It depends party.
It's okay, all right. Let's take three more. Is it carousels?
Not carousels? Nice trial, Thank you. Let's take two more.
What you got, hi?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Clear? Power plants? No, that's not it. Sorry, We've already
had people say that. Oh jeez, have a great day,
you too. Keep trying, Ryan, how you doing good.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You're all last long I take this week? You get
it right? You win otherwise? Same question on Monday.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh you're amphibian.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, it's not any kind of animal at all. Okay, okay,
all right, no winner this week. Do you have a
guess or a question?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I have a guess, but I think it's wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I hope it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Battlefields like designated battlefield.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Nothing like that at all. What's most important to me?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
News updates, natural news, news updates.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I like all the local news, all right, coming up
after news. We've got a top ten list of heat
wave songs. Right now. What's going on now?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
A good news for you, weekend warriors. A new study
found those who pack their workouts into one or two
days get the same health benefits as those who are
active all week. The key is to get at least
two and a half hours of moderate to vigorous exercise
each week. Nice doesn't make any difference whether that's spread
out over the week or jammed into two days, so
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you still get the health benefits. Is big Brother watching?
According to a new you gov poll, many of your
fellow Americans think so yes, thirty yeah, I believe so
to thirty five percent think the government is monitoring their
social media, thirty one percent say the government is looking
at their browsing history, and twenty nine percent think the
government tracks them via a GPS signal. I don't know
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if I believe that one, but twenty seven percent say
their emails and text messages are under surveillance, and twenty
four percent even think the government tracks what's happening on
your smart home device that you have in your house.
Two thirds of US think the US has more government
surveillance than other countries, and three quarter say surveillance has
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increased since the year two thousand. Absolutely, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
There was a probably thirty years ago. I was in
a fairly large department store and the person at the
checkout count stole my credit card. Oh and when they
spent ninety nine dollars. When I got the bill, I
was like whoa. And then like a month later I
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called the credit card company and reported everything. And about
a month later I got a call from the local police.
And even this is talking thirty years ago, and they
had pictures of this woman who palmed my credit card
in the most weird places, like places I had no
idea there was a camera, and that was thirty years ago. Yeah,
so now I'm convinced that there's a camera ever.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh absolutely, yeah. Finally, a new study shows men are
overconfident when it comes to their running skills.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, I have no confidence in my running skills.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Some of the findings of this questionnaire include one in
fifty men think they could beat a horse in one
hundred meter sprint.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Good. I couldn't even beat a dead horse in the sprint.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They think they could outpace crocodiles and elephants, and eleven
percent think they could outrun a house cat over ten meters.
Women don't think they could outrun most non human competitors.
Just to compare this, it's worth noting the fastest horse
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ever recorded managed a speed of more than forty miles
per hour. Usain Bolt. His fastest time was twenty seven
miles per hour and he's the fastest person man alive,
So no compaion.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
There was a TikTok joy which was hilarious, which where couples,
you know, admitted that they have never seen their spouse
sprint before, and so they filmed each other and it
was hilarious. So anyway, all right, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
A record breaking heat wave groups of a hate wave.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Heat wave currently sweeping the country. Another day of oppressive heat.
Many Americans say they've had enough and it's been hot, hot,
hot all this week, unbearably hot. And I don't think
we're out of the woods today. We're going to see
hi close to ninety degrees again today.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's I hate to say this because it's just so cliche.
It's the humidity. It's just so gross when you like
you sweat standing still.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I can't walk my dogs because the pavement is so hot. Yeah,
so it's tough. So all right, So what I did
is I asked chat gpt to come up with a
top ten list of the greatest heat wave songs. No
surprise here. Number one isway. Could have gone with Martha
Reeves on that one, but went with Linda Ronstaff. So
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that's number one. What other songs deserves to be in
the top ten?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Bow people at a party hot?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh point, Yes, I would have put that in my
top ten too, but that did not make theirs.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay, screwed chatche pt? Uh hot blooded?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Hot blooded?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Check in?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It's in there? Is it? Number two? Sure? Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I think it's worthy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Do you have any other ones?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
This doesn't have heat or hot in the title, but
I'm gonna give it to you anyway. Summer Loven from
the Grease soundtrack.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Did not make their one give me one.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
One more Heat of the Moment by Asia.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Here in the Moment, it's in there.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I don't think that's number two.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
All right, do you have a do you have another one? Maybe?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Let's go with hot Stuff by Donna Summer.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
All right, let's see if it made the list. Here's
number ten according to chat GPT, Cool in the Gang.
Number nine. I didn't even think of that one. That's
a good one. Yeah, I didn't either, Billie Idol, you
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said number eight, good one, number seven, but number six,
number five? You got it, Donna Summer. Number four is
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an obvious one.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Son Fry, How did I not think of that one either?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You got number three? Check in Number two I think
is a kind of a knee an obvious one. I
don't think i'd put it a number two, but it's
it certainly deserves to be in the top ten. Homer
in the city, Yeah, somewhere in the city. And of
course number one, Yeah, heat Wave number one on chat
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GPT's list. All right, bye, You're just gonna have to
deal with me next week. Solo feels weird when you're gone.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I know it feels weird for me to be here
alone too.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
All right, on Monday, I've got day number twelve for
the trivia question. Also a brand new who sings it? Well,
another one of those before they were famous kind of deals.
If you tell me who sings it, we'll give you
tickets to either Balport is yacht Rock Cruise or tickets
to Sea Chicago at u PMC events. Here you go,
you come out, you have any idea who it might be.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Used?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Three WS artists.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yes, Steve Oh, I can hear it because of the
the harmonies, I can. I can hear that. But that's
not it. All right, do your homework over the weekend.
We'll take you calls at eight o'clock on Monday, have
yourself a wonderful vacation, and we'll catch you back in July.
I guess all right. That's it for us a seeings, guys, guys,