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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually I'm Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny Goer, Johnny Fever.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And here.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Coming up in the podcast, Johnny gets punched in the face. Okay,
that's what we call in the business a tease, which
is not something I'm happy about.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, we'll find out what that means.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Later in the podcast. No, Val didn't punch me. You
never punched me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I just think I've ever punched anybody, seriously, you really no,
like you know, even have punched somebody in the shoulders. Now,
girls don't get in fist fights. I mean occasionally, but
it's not a common occurrence. I don't believe I've been.
I've only seen one girl fight in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh wow, Okay, I must have grew up in a
very violent in high school because I saw a lot
of girl fights, and I've been in hundreds.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No you haven't, Oh yeah, easily hundred. There's something wrong
with you. You've been in hundreds of this fights?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, CHUCKI sll and I got in a
fight like you, and I never won against Chucky. He
was much bigger than I was.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's not normal.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And then and then every football game, like backyard football game,
always ended in a fist fight. Always.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I don't think that's normal.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I can't tell you is there anything normal?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
People?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Is there anything normal.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
To me in a hundred fist fights when you're.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
When you're a kid, you just you know, we never
got we never heard each other. Chucky. You know what's
funny about Chucky is that he was he was kind
of the school yard bully. And I was always standing
up for other people. Okay, so if he would fight somebody,
I always stepped in and I took a punch. Okay,
took a lot of punches from Chuck. And then one
(02:08):
day what happened to Chucky? Well, here's here's here's the
thing is he he punched me in the nose and
it was bleeding all over it, blood all over my face.
And my sister saw it and beat the crap out
of Chucking.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Nice, And we're talking, like, you know, my sister was
like the homecoming homecoming queen, a cheerleader. So yeah, So
then then when we became you know, when we played football,
Chucking and I actually became friends. But when we were
in grade school. Yeah, we fought probably twenty to thirty times.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Good lord, when was the last fight you were in? Like,
were you ever in a fight as an adult?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes? And it wasn't my It wasn't my fault. It
was this was what My first radio job was in
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. And it was at this bar
and uh Ace Frehley was playing and I no, no,
but I was. I was standing, which somebody thought was like,
(03:09):
you know it was it was in a club. It
was kind of like mall. Yeah, and he was standing
against a balcony, okay, and he left and I moved in.
He felt he owned.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That because that was the spot.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So he punched me in the head and I turned around,
I punched him and we got We got thrown out,
literally carried out of the bar and thrown into the
parking lot.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So that was did you keep fighting outside?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No? No, I was supposed to introduce as Fraley hadn't
even played. I was, I was representing the radio station.
They said, oh, sorry, and they brought me back in
to introduce. Meanwhile, you know, I was, I was like
I just got ha ha. But that was I was
twenty five that was the last time I got in
a real fist fight. But seriously, Johnny Wagner and I,
(04:05):
you know, we used to have backyard football games. And
he had like four brothers. We had Ralph Horkler who
was uh and Andy Miller and his brothers and we
have and but we every we would play football every day,
and almost invariably the football game would end with somebody
getting the fist fighting, you know, because it was too
(04:27):
an tab and if you hit push somebody too hard,
they got ticked off and they would you know, throw
throw some fists. Yeah. So all right, uh so, welcome
into the uh Johnny fights history. We better get going.
What do we got?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We've got a brand new roadword Trivia quest Day number two,
which I get punched in the face with. And that's
that's coming up after. Oh God, who is this? Oh
Greg Warren? Yeah? I love Greg. Here he is. You
say what you want about the farmers.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
They work like they work just just look at what they.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Make their kids do.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You've heard a farm kid talk about his chores.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
And when I was a kid, if I said I
did my chores, that meant I rolled the garbage cans
down the driveway on Tuesday, and my brother did it
on Thursday. And if I didn't do my chores, I
got grounded. If a farm kid doesn't do his chores,
the bank forecloses on the family spark. The states are
high over there.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Man, he's funny, all right. Day number two for the
trivia question. Good morning, who's this Chris? Chris Roadway trivia question?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A German born chemist escaped the Nazis, came to the
USA and invented these after our conversation with a milkman today,
it's a multimillion dollar business. What did he invent? Not
sell a fane? Okay? Thank you? Thank you? Four one two, three, three,
three ninety four or five? Oh? Which you got? Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, I have a guest for the road Warriors trivir
question me.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What do you got?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Is it a cooler?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's not a cooler?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Ah? Darn? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Good morning. Who's this? Cool Cole?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
That darn Cole? A German born chemist who escaped the Nazis,
came to the USA and invented these after our conversation
with a milkman today, it's a multi million dollar business.
What did he invent? The microwave of him. Not even close. No,
not close. Sorry, let's take three more.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Is it a microphone?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's not a microphone. Let's take two more. Good morning.
Who's this Lisa? Lisa? What do you got?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Cor air Freshener nineteen fifty two?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We got a winner?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh my gosh, yes.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Congratulations Lisa. How'd you come up with the right answer?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I figure out the answer and I google the information. Okay,
sort of gets the answers Google. Congratulations. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, this chemist, a milkman was complaining about soiled milk.
It's smelling up his milk truck.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I think he spoiled milk.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So he invented an air freshener and made it into
a little tree. And now, wow, millions of those little
tree air fresheners that sold each other everywhere. Congratulation. Oh
thank you. Yeah, Lisa, just punch me in the face.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Got got one in on you, not.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Literally but figuratively, so that means a brand new one.
And so I really thought that question was going to
go for a couple of weeks, to be honest with you.
So all right, step up the plate next, you know,
at seven o'clock tomorrow with this question. Okay, there are approximately
twenty one hundred of these on the planet. Two hundred
and fifty five of these are here in the USA.
(08:02):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Natural wonders?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What's most important to me? I like how the local news.
That's a good guess, good guess, But nope, not it
all right? What have we got going on?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
More Americans say tipping culture is out of control. According
to a new bank Rate survey, forty one percent of
respond and said tipping culture has gotten way out of control,
and that rose to forty five percent among gen xers
and baby boomers. While bank Rate found older generations are
more likely to hold negative attitudes about tipping, they're also
(08:42):
also more likely to tip more. They're eas easier, easily pressured,
I guess. The survey also found pre entered tip screens
have become a particular pain point for consumers, with nearly
two in five saying they hate them.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah so.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
A crew member with British Airways has been arrested after
being caught having a naked dance session in a bathroom
during a flight from San Francisco to London. The male
flight attendant had been noticeably missing from his duties during
the four hundred and seventy passenger meal service. So search
was on to find him on the double decker plane.
(09:20):
Have you ever been in a double deck?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I always thought that was just what you were going
to say.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Have you ever danced naked in a a have you? No?
I have not. I don't fit that much. I'm a
bigger guy. It's hard to fit and do anything.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
A crew supervisor eventually managed to catch up with the
A Wall crew member in the Club World cabin restroom,
where he was reportedly found completely nude and dancing. Flight
attendants then found the man instead of pajamas normally set
aside for first class travelers. I want to know what
happened to his clothes? They had to find up pajamas.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Do you think he maybe he he got into the
liquor cabinet, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Well, they suspect drugs may have been a factor. So
he was arrested and taken into custody by authorities when
they landed a Heathrow airport.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Is there all right? Let's do this all right? This
week is the iHeartRadio Schools out radiothon to benefit the
Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank. The food Bank does so
much for our community.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Amazing work.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, so this is our law.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
We can support them.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, glad we're able to help them out. And you
can help out by making your donation today. Do it
now at three wsradio dot com or text to work
picnic to five zero one, five to five now. To
celebrate the food Bank, I asked chat gpt to come
up with the top ten food songs.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, so of.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
All the food songs, which song do you think ought
to be number one or at least in this top ten? Me?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You're asking gotta be cheeseburger in Paradise. I mean, I
want to say that's number one.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You think that's number one? That's go for a cheap bird?
I don't. It's in there, but is it number one?
I think it should be? Do you have a couple more?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Cherry Pie by warrant did.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Not make thee No chatty pet. What do you know?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh American pie?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, how about red red.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Line that's in there too. Yeah, they got the you
got a couple in there?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
All right? You ready for the top ten.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Let's hear it all right?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Here is number ten on the list. I like candy
ye number nine, Yeah, number nine, a number eight tooty fruity.
Number seven, This is chatty. I thought that would be
(12:00):
number one, Number six, number five Burger, And now I
will say, I'm a huge Jimmy Buffett fan, and I'm
a huge fan of cheeseburgers, so I thought it would
be harder. But number four Johnny likes pie, so I'm
(12:27):
glad that made the list. Number three. Number two is
a total surprise. Are you ready for this one?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
In to the country, I'm going to eat a lot
of peaches.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Moving to the country, I'm going to eat me a
lot of peaches.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Pretty is not a food, it's a flavor. Chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You think you know everything, all right? Number one according
to chat GPT, Yeah, this is your list, the archies
number one. All right, Oh what happened on there? Okay,
sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's okay, all right. You're upset about the list. I know, yeah,
but it's not your fault.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's not a bad list. I think peach is a
little higher.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
How strawberry fields number nine.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Chat GPT doesn't it doesn't, doesn't, it's it's it's it's young.
Ai is very young. They don't. They weren't around during
the Beatle.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I guess so all right, well, speaking of uh, you know,
food and uh of course, we're celebrating the Pittsburgh Community
Food Bank with our iHeartRadio schools out radio thoughts. So
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(14:00):
say flagging so and thanks to everybody who gave. So
we'll catch you back on the radio, kicking off the
Friday edition of the Johnny and Vause Show tomorrow at
five am. That's it for us, say, seeings, guys, Seeing guys,